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Judge Steve Premiere, Earl of Ottingham, Oprah Commencement Speech, Mother's Day Humor and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all.
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  Speaker 4: Don't give them.
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  Speaker 5: Black a busy.
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  Speaker 6: Listening to.
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  Speaker 4: Show. I don't joy Yah, yeah, Joy, have.
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  Speaker 6: You got you.
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  Speaker 4: Turn?
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  Speaker 6: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 7: We got to turn the mouth turn You probably got
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  Speaker 7: to turn the mouth, turn out, turn the money up.
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  Speaker 5: Look, come on, come on, you'll think I sure wi him.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody y'all listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 2: take me now? One and on is Steve Harvey's got
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  Speaker 2: a radio show?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? Man, one.
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  Speaker 2: God has been good to me. Man, I can't really
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  Speaker 2: count at all. You can't either, you know, it's all
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  Speaker 2: in perspective. You really can't count all that God has
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  Speaker 2: done for you if you look at every little thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's unbelievable the things He's done for us. How many
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  Speaker 2: times you know, we got through something without even talking
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  Speaker 2: to him about it. He just he just blessed us
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  Speaker 2: with it. How many you know? It's just it's so
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  Speaker 2: much that the fact that you wake up in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you still have a place to stay,
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  Speaker 2: the fact that you know may be struggling out here,
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  Speaker 2: but guess what, you still going to work. You know
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  Speaker 2: you live in check to check, but you're making it all.
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  Speaker 2: You got all the plates spinning. You know, it's hard.
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  Speaker 2: You got a lot of plate spinning, but you keep
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  Speaker 2: him up there. Someone every now and there in one break,
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  Speaker 2: but he put two more back up there to look
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  Speaker 2: a little bit better. And you got to get to
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  Speaker 2: spending them so it all works. And then you got
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people who just can't seem to mentally
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  Speaker 2: put it together as to you know, why their life
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  Speaker 2: isn't in a position that they wanted to be. We
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  Speaker 2: talk about this oftentimes, but I don't want to try
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  Speaker 2: another angle with you today.
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  Speaker 5: You know, maybe it's you. Have you ever thought about that?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's you.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's no external force that's at fault, like you
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  Speaker 2: keep making the excuse to be You know, so many
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  Speaker 2: people out here, Well, if this hadn't ha done this,
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  Speaker 2: if he hadn't have done that, if she hadn't have
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  Speaker 2: done that, I would have been further along. I wasted
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  Speaker 2: all my time, my years with this man, and he
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  Speaker 2: did this, and I could have been here, and I
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  Speaker 2: could have been there, and this woman she did this
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  Speaker 2: to mean if she hadn't have done that, I could
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  Speaker 2: have been here and I could have been there.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe it's you.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's not really that external force that you keep
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  Speaker 2: making it out to be. See, I've done this to
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  Speaker 2: myself before. Once again, I'm talking to you about something
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  Speaker 2: I know about. I've done this to myself before. I've
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  Speaker 2: had the reason I wasn't where I wanted to be.
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  Speaker 2: I had it figured out as some external force. I
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  Speaker 2: had worked it out in my mind. Clearly it wasn't
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  Speaker 2: me because of so and so, or if this hadn't happen,
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  Speaker 2: and if they hadn't have done this, I would have been.
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  Speaker 5: Further along up the road. That's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 5: But hold on, man, boy learned a valuable lesson.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: See, if you don't ever let it go, it's gonna
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  Speaker 2: be hard for you to go. If you don't ever
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  Speaker 2: let it go, it's gonna be hard for you you
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  Speaker 2: to go. I was listening to Bishop td Jake's one
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  Speaker 2: day and I heard him say, you can't drive your
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  Speaker 2: car if you gonna keep looking in the rear view mirror.
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  Speaker 2: You go outside and try that. Try to drive your car,
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  Speaker 2: but keep your eye in the rearview mirror. All you
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  Speaker 2: looking at is where you're being all you're looking at
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  Speaker 2: in that rear view mirror is where you passed or
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  Speaker 2: should have passed, something you should have moved on from.
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  Speaker 2: All you're doing is looking in that rear view mirror
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  Speaker 2: at what happened back now. If you don't stop looking
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  Speaker 2: in the rearview mirror, you're gonna crash your car over
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  Speaker 2: and over and over again. All you got to slow
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  Speaker 2: it down so bad in order for you to keep
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  Speaker 2: looking in that rear view mirror. If you don't learn
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  Speaker 2: to let it go, it's gonna be hard for you
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  Speaker 2: to go forward because you keep reviewing the past. The
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  Speaker 2: past is the past, and I know it's hard.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: I watched a show and this lady said, well, I
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  Speaker 2: just can't ever forgive them for that, or guess what,
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  Speaker 2: guess what God may have already forgiven that person. That
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  Speaker 2: person may be extremely remorseful, could have gone to God
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  Speaker 2: and got in forgiveness for it years ago. But you
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  Speaker 2: you sit here and you keep hanging on to the back.
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  Speaker 2: I can't ever forgive that. Then I heard Bishop Jakes
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  Speaker 2: come on the show one time and say something that
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  Speaker 2: really really struck home.
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  Speaker 5: You keep drinking the poison, waiting on your enemy to die.
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  Speaker 5: He said that.
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  Speaker 2: I just shook my head and went, wow, you drinking
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  Speaker 2: the poison. Waiting on your enemy to die. Revenge is
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  Speaker 2: poison to you. You know, if hatred is poison to you.
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  Speaker 2: Unforgivingness when you won't forgive a person, that person could
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  Speaker 2: be going on with they life made the right with God.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know how you feeling. They skipping through life. Now
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  Speaker 2: you make adjustments every time you see them. And it
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  Speaker 2: takes energy. Man, it takes so much energy to hate.
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  Speaker 2: It takes so much energy not to forgive to Now
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  Speaker 2: they come in the room. You got to avoid them.
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  Speaker 2: Stay over here, Oh here they come. Now you got
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  Speaker 2: to make a situation over here. They come into the house,
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  Speaker 2: this family reunion. Oh oh, here they come. Or where
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  Speaker 2: they gonna be in the basement. I'm going to be
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  Speaker 2: on the third floor. I want to go out here
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  Speaker 2: and get some barbecue. She out there at the barbecue staying,
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  Speaker 2: Oh lord, I don't want a barbecue. I just eat
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  Speaker 2: to take a salad. People man, take themselves all out
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  Speaker 2: of position, trying to make adjustments, when if you it
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  Speaker 2: would simplify your life, if.
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  Speaker 5: You would let just let it go.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you ain't where you need to be because of them,
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  Speaker 2: external forces altogether. Maybe you not where you need to
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  Speaker 2: because of you, because you won't let it go, you
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  Speaker 2: won't move forward. Look at this, ladies. Let's say you've
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  Speaker 2: been in a situation with a man for years. It
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  Speaker 2: didn't work out. For whatever the reason, it just didn't
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  Speaker 2: work out. I got what you say he did. I
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  Speaker 2: got what he did, I got he all of that, YadA,
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  Speaker 2: YadA YadA. When you get through, did not God get
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  Speaker 2: you through it? Did not he allow you to survive it.
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  Speaker 2: I got you, got some cuts on you, I got
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  Speaker 2: you been a little bit bruised. But did he not
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  Speaker 2: get you through it? So, now that he's freed you
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  Speaker 2: from it, now he done went on. He got a
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  Speaker 2: whole nother family over there somewhere. Now, he trying to
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  Speaker 2: make it right because maybe he learned the mistake he made,
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  Speaker 2: and now he trying to be a better man. He
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  Speaker 2: just trying to get it right now. But you sitting
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  Speaker 2: there holding on to it, you drinking the poison, waiting
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  Speaker 2: on your enemy to die. So now, instead of you
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  Speaker 2: enjoying the blessing of finally being free from a situation
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  Speaker 2: that was not healthy for you, you create an even
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  Speaker 2: more unhealthy situation in your mind, by hating, by having
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  Speaker 2: revengeful thoughts, by hoping he fall on his face. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: you even doing something to the other situation to make
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  Speaker 2: sure they struggle. Oh man, you drinking the poison, waiting
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  Speaker 2: on your enemy to die. Maybe you ain't where you
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  Speaker 2: ought to be in life, not because of your external forces,
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  Speaker 2: but maybe it is you. If you don't let it go,
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  Speaker 2: it's gonna be hard for you to go. You can't
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  Speaker 2: keep driving your car looking in the rear view mirror.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, Forgiveness is not for the other person.
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  Speaker 2: Forgiveness is for you.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, I can't even do that.
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  Speaker 2: a group of your friends and then don't let her
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  Speaker 2: overhear this.
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  Speaker 2: She and there talking about I can't fix nothing now
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  Speaker 2: she gonna do anything herself. But you know, I don't
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  Speaker 2: that to yourself.
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  Speaker 11: Don't.
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  Speaker 1: Can't let nobody hear.
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  Speaker 2: That, not her, but your boys will relate. I don't
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  Speaker 8: It is time now to run that prank back with
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  Speaker 8: Junior in for the nephew. Junior, what you got, Well, your.
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  Speaker 10: Nephew's not here today. He did leave a running prank back.
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  Speaker 10: Why would you tell somebody you're not graduating? Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 10: poud put in all this fill work and now you're
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  Speaker 10: gonna You're gonna prank them by walkingcross the stage.
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  Speaker 1: Let's thee how this turnout?
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  Speaker 11: It is?
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  Speaker 9: You not graduating?
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  Speaker 1: Run it cat?
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach a travlish hamble. This uh,
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  Speaker 6: this is my name is Joseph Work open student affairs.
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  Speaker 6: How you doing today? I'm good? How are you? I'm good. Listen,
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  Speaker 6: you're supposed to be. This is your fifth year here
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  Speaker 6: at the university. You're graduating and in the next seven
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  Speaker 6: eight days? Am I right? Yes?
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  Speaker 13: There have you out of this joint.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, listen, I'm giving you a call. We got a
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  Speaker 6: bit of a problem here that we want to try
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  Speaker 6: and discuss with you, and maybe we can get you
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  Speaker 6: over at Student Affairs and come in and have a
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  Speaker 6: meeting with us. But we wanted to bring it to
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  Speaker 6: your attention. Now. You took a one of your last
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  Speaker 6: subjects was English, uh, and you had an English exam
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  Speaker 6: with a You guys are writing an essay. Am I am?
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  Speaker 6: I am? I correct about that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, it see that we got some problems here that
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  Speaker 6: the professor there is actually insinuating that you may have
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  Speaker 6: cheated on this, on this essay, that you've actually read
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  Speaker 6: what cheated? No, I mean from what from what he's
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  Speaker 6: telling us here at Student Affairs is that you may
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  Speaker 6: have plagiarized some things that that we're in your essay.
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  Speaker 15: Dude, No, I didn't. I didn't plagiarize nothing that was
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  Speaker 15: in the essay. Everything is documented like it should be.
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  Speaker 15: So I don't know what you're talking about, especially cheating
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  Speaker 15: on no exam or no paper, nothing like that. You
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  Speaker 15: must got be mixed up with somebody else.
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  Speaker 6: No, no, no, not at all. You're actually mister Travan, correct.
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  Speaker 15: I mean that's me, But I didn't cheat on no exam,
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  Speaker 15: on no.
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  Speaker 6: Papers for that matter. Okay, well, let me let me
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  Speaker 6: try to bring you up to speed here, Travann. What
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  Speaker 6: we're gonna need is, we're gonna need you to actually
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  Speaker 6: come in and talk to us over here at student
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  Speaker 6: affairs so we can try to get this thing rectified.
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  Speaker 6: But I will let you know, it's gonna take a
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  Speaker 6: few more days longer than graduation. So as of right now,
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  Speaker 6: you're actually not gonna be walking and graduating with the
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  Speaker 6: rest of the students.
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  Speaker 13: Due.
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  Speaker 15: Man, you got me messed up.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 15: I'm not gonna be walking.
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  Speaker 6: Well until we get this situation rectified here. You're not
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  Speaker 6: gonna be graduating with the rest of the students now.
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  Speaker 15: And I don't know what y'all gotta do, but y'all
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  Speaker 15: need to figure it out and find out what the
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  Speaker 15: problem is. Man, I ain't a cheat on no exams
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  Speaker 15: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 16: Dude.
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  Speaker 13: My family is coming down here and you're talking about
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  Speaker 13: seen it on an English exam. They'll I look like
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  Speaker 13: she's on an.
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  Speaker 15: Example and I'm getting ready to graduate.
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  Speaker 6: Man.
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  Speaker 15: Now, y'all need to fix it, like right now, like
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  Speaker 15: today while we're.
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  Speaker 14: On the phone.
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  Speaker 17: We can't do that.
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  Speaker 6: It's a little it's a sensitive subject and like I said,
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  Speaker 6: it seems like it's plagiarism. You know, if we can
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  Speaker 6: get you to actually come over to student affairs next Wednesday.
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  Speaker 13: Man, you got me.
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  Speaker 14: So what do you mean next Wednesday?
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  Speaker 15: Dude?
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  Speaker 13: I'm graduating in a few days. Since you're talking about
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  Speaker 13: next wednesday. Man, why my professor didn't give me a call?
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  Speaker 6: Why you calling me sir? This is not something that
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  Speaker 6: professors actually take care of. This is a student affairs
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  Speaker 6: situation now, and it's a very sensitive situation. And what
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  Speaker 6: we want to do is try to get this thing
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  Speaker 6: taken care of. And if you if what you're saying
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  Speaker 6: is actually true, then you'll probably graduate in AUGUSTA.
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  Speaker 13: Look at me, I'm telling you right now, this is
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  Speaker 13: a you got me August. I'm graduating this semester, be
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  Speaker 13: here too long to go through some my last few
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  Speaker 13: weeks of school, and you talking about August.
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  Speaker 6: N't even tell me you hear what you got to say?
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  Speaker 17: Man, My family is coming down here from.
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  Speaker 13: Everywhere to see me graduating. Man, I'm the first then
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  Speaker 13: to graduate from my family. You're talking about some cheating
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  Speaker 13: on the paper?
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  Speaker 14: A paper, not a paper?
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  Speaker 13: Can you coming?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 17: Am, I'm gonna work two and.
• 18:24
  Speaker 13: Three jobs to see me to this school and now
• 18:26
  Speaker 13: come getting ready to graduate and you're talking about I
• 18:29
  Speaker 13: got to wait until August to graduate.
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 18:31
  Speaker 13: Hell now, I'm on my way to the office right now.
• 18:34
  Speaker 13: And you can tell whoever the professor is that I'm
• 18:36
  Speaker 13: on my way and he needs to.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Be there too, Sir. I can really tell you is
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: that we can try and get this thing rectified as
• 18:41
  Speaker 6: early as next Wednesday.
• 18:43
  Speaker 13: Man, what's your name again? And where's where is your office?
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: I'm in suiting affairs.
• 18:47
  Speaker 14: I'm Josh Okay, okay, okay, okay.
• 18:49
  Speaker 15: So I'm about to get in my car right now
• 18:51
  Speaker 15: and I'm about to come over there and we're gonna.
• 18:52
  Speaker 13: Handle live today. And how you singing the meiot checking
• 18:55
  Speaker 13: on the exam or paper?
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Man? Is that, sir? All the things the profession? Man,
• 19:01
  Speaker 6: there's a possibility of plagiarism here?
• 19:03
  Speaker 17: Are you kidding me?
• 19:04
  Speaker 13: Dude? I've been in five he is, I'm the first
• 19:08
  Speaker 13: love to graduate from comics. Man, Bama is eighty two.
• 19:12
  Speaker 13: He is, Oh that she come in here and see
• 19:14
  Speaker 13: me graduate, and you're telling me some about seen on
• 19:17
  Speaker 13: the paper, and I gotta wait till August to graduates. Man,
• 19:21
  Speaker 13: may you tell the professor to come to your office
• 19:23
  Speaker 13: right now because.
• 19:24
  Speaker 17: I'm already in my call.
• 19:25
  Speaker 13: Oh, my way to comes from your office, and we're
• 19:27
  Speaker 13: gonna handle this today.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Say man, you got me, Sir, I don't have any
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: more room on my schedule to actually pull anybody in today.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: He's gonna call me with like.
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: This something you ain't got room on your schedule? Fan
• 19:40
  Speaker 13: Hell now, miss Mitchell, whatever your name is, I'm on
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: my way to your office right now, and I'm gonna
• 19:45
  Speaker 13: tell you I would tell you, and I'm telling you
• 19:48
  Speaker 13: up front it's gonna be a problem that I ain't
• 19:50
  Speaker 13: graduating in a few days. You gonna have to deal
• 19:52
  Speaker 13: with me. You have to deal with my family, my mama.
• 19:55
  Speaker 13: We don't play this think about.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: Us, Sir. I understand. Is there myssibility that maybe you
• 20:01
  Speaker 6: plagiarized and didn't.
• 20:02
  Speaker 12: Know that you did that?
• 20:03
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 20:04
  Speaker 13: You mean the paper was officer already new, Sir?
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: Can I can?
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: I can? I tell you one more thing and then
• 20:09
  Speaker 6: and then I'll ask you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 13: You can't tell you a thing you're not ready to
• 20:12
  Speaker 13: call me something. I can't graduate with my class after
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: I didn't been there for five years the technic and
• 20:17
  Speaker 13: setting myself, and you're telling me I can't graduate until August.
• 20:21
  Speaker 13: You ain't got to tell me.
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I do have one more thing I need to tell you,
• 20:24
  Speaker 6: and then I'll let you be on your way. Okay, man,
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: go ahead? Can I tell you what I want to
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: tell you? Now?
• 20:30
  Speaker 13: Go ahead?
• 20:30
  Speaker 17: I'm telling you this.
• 20:32
  Speaker 6: It was nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:35
  Speaker 6: You just got prank phone call by your best friend Brian.
• 20:40
  Speaker 14: What hello, man, dude, somebody gonna playing jokes like that?
• 20:51
  Speaker 17: Dude?
• 20:51
  Speaker 13: Maybe you know how hard I get out this five years?
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: Five years, man, I'm telling you are the first black
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Mail and your family to graduate from college. You're doing
• 21:04
  Speaker 6: a big boy man. I know.
• 21:06
  Speaker 14: Man, it's been the journey.
• 21:07
  Speaker 6: Broo, I can say I got one more than that.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Ask you, baby, what is what is the baddest that,
• 21:13
  Speaker 6: I mean, the baddest radio show in the lane?
• 21:15
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 21:15
  Speaker 17: It's at Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 21:19
  Speaker 12: I'm so all right me right there, thank you, Junior
• 21:24
  Speaker 12: in for the nephew coming up next?
• 21:26
  Speaker 8: It is ask the CLO.
• 21:28
  Speaker 12: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 21:32
  Speaker 12: top of the hour, and entertainment news. Genuine falls off
• 21:37
  Speaker 12: the stage during the Lovers and Friends Festival. You guys
• 21:41
  Speaker 12: see that. We'll talk about it, Carl, Yes, Carl huh so, yeah,
• 21:46
  Speaker 12: we'll talk about it. Carla has music news about Jennifer
• 21:49
  Speaker 12: Hudson and Fantasia, all two powerhouse singers, and.
• 21:54
  Speaker 8: Judge Steve is back.
• 21:55
  Speaker 12: Yes, we've been seeing all the commercials and stuff see Steve.
• 21:59
  Speaker 12: The new season premiere is tonight at nine eighth Central
• 22:02
  Speaker 12: on ABC at Hulu. I'm gonna talk about all of
• 22:06
  Speaker 12: these stories at the top of the hour because right
• 22:08
  Speaker 12: now it is time to ask the c l O.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Here we go.
• 22:13
  Speaker 12: My niece in Hampton right to my husband is a
• 22:15
  Speaker 12: mama's boy, so when we plan vacations, I have to
• 22:18
  Speaker 12: assume my mother in law will tag along. I want
• 22:21
  Speaker 12: to go on a cruise in July, and my husband
• 22:23
  Speaker 12: said that his mom gets seasick. Should I put my
• 22:26
  Speaker 12: foot down or make other plans?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: M Well, I mean I don't. Sometimes you have to
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: say I want to be with my husband. If the
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: mama gets seasick, she can't go on the cruise. No, yeah,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: so go on the cruise and maybe mama can't go
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 22:47
  Speaker 8: It seems like the husband wants his mom there.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I know, but he need to pull up though.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is the mama's vacation too, you know,
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I mean not thebama'sister, the white's
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: vacation too, right, And she shouldn't have to drag take
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: your mama everywhere, now, you know, kill your mama to
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: this though, vacation. Take your mama to the mall, take
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: your mama to dinner, you took, But your mama can't
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: go on vacation, that's all to it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's a tough one, though, because what is she
• 23:25
  Speaker 12: gonna do. She's up against the mama's going his mom.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Yes, it's gonna be tough.
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: You married him though, you do this, you're right, you're right.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: So I think what he's saying is I think he's saying,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: make other players. Mama gets sea sick. I take an
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: old ass on that half of throwing up.
• 23:50
  Speaker 9: Enjoy the crew.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: Now, let me explain to you what you can do.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Because I used to get sea sick. I don't get
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: seasick no more. If it's rough out there, I get
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: sea sick, but it just rus. And what you can
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: do is take out there now. Drama mean works, but
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: it show make your ass sleepy though. You could get
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: her on that right there. Just put put two drama
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: mean and a trust and belief. She's going to sleep
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: too drama mean. Put my big ass down, so so
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: she don't get sick, but she's gonna be in the
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: cabin sleep though. I'm gonna tell you right now, I
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: took too drama me. Yeah, Lord, have mercy.
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: What now you can't take two? Oh yeah? Yeah?
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: All right, And I'm I always over medicate myself. You
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: take too drama me? Your ass in tu.
• 24:47
  Speaker 8: It's moving on to Brittany and Atlantic City.
• 24:50
  Speaker 12: Brittany writes, I was a dancer for one year, and
• 24:53
  Speaker 12: I did it to pay off some debt and get
• 24:55
  Speaker 12: my credit score up. My fiance's friends thinks it will
• 24:59
  Speaker 12: be dope for me to show up at my fiancee's
• 25:01
  Speaker 12: bachelor party and give him a surprise lap dance.
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: Should I run it by him first?
• 25:07
  Speaker 5: Don't do that. Don't do that, Do not do that.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Now. Now I'm assuming that everybody know you was a dancer.
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: But what you got to do is you got to
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: let that chapter of your life be gone. So don't
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: go down here doing this.
• 25:27
  Speaker 12: So wait a minute, let me ask you this, Steve,
• 25:29
  Speaker 12: don't surprise his surprise her fiance at the bachelor party.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: Or don't run it by him first? Which one?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Do not go down there and surprise No, damn body,
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: don't go along with Tell his friends that's.
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: Not what I do anymore. Okay, they will respect you better.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: But if you go down there, it's a test because
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: let me explain some te he ain't gonna be the
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: only one at the bachelor party.
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: Now, why you think they want you to do it?
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: Thank you?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Because they want to see Yep, because they want to
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: see because dudes is dudes.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah, uh yeah.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: If you go down there, young lady, it's gonna be
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: a mistake. Hey, that's not what I do anymore. I
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: change my life. I love him, and I'm not doing
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: that to my husband. Okay, that's how you get respect.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Damn not surprise.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 26:30
  Speaker 12: Moving on to Jocelyn and Tacoma, Jocelyn writes, my husband
• 26:34
  Speaker 12: is furious with me because his shoes stink and I
• 26:37
  Speaker 12: put them.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: In the garage.
• 26:38
  Speaker 12: His friend came by, and as he stood at the door,
• 26:41
  Speaker 12: we watched him on camera fanning his nose when he
• 26:44
  Speaker 12: spotted the shoes. My husband is embarrassed and blames me.
• 26:49
  Speaker 12: How am I to blame because his shoes are funky?
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: How you ain't to blame his feet.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: You ain't to blame. That's why they're outside. Look at
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: your friend proof evidence that they need to be outside.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: Y'all got to get some powder in some spray. Yeah,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: you got to get some stuff in there. Doctor shows
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: you damn didn't need to post some mouth wash in
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: them shoes, Doctor trishness, tish whoever the name is mouthwash,
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: I've ever said if you don't dilute that, you're gonna
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: have yourself a problem.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: It's like in your mouth.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: I didn't know that's what it was, So you know,
• 27:39
  Speaker 5: I took a cap like I do, Lister reing. I
• 27:42
  Speaker 5: tooked cap of it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Man went okay, cool, switching it right in my mouth.
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: My bottom lip was hanging open for about an hour.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It's strong, it's power, it is, it really is.
• 27:58
  Speaker 8: It should get the job done.
• 27:59
  Speaker 6: Though.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: What you're saying, yeah you got it, ain't your fault.
• 28:04
  Speaker 8: No, I'm all right.
• 28:06
  Speaker 12: Last one cly add and Philly says, I'm seventy four
• 28:09
  Speaker 12: and my husband just turned seventy eight. He has a
• 28:12
  Speaker 12: thing for young women and he sits up all night
• 28:14
  Speaker 12: watching TV and commenting on how shapely the women are.
• 28:18
  Speaker 8: Is it normal?
• 28:19
  Speaker 12: Or does he want to play the field after being
• 28:21
  Speaker 12: married to me for thirty five years?
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: He's seventy eight. How far in the field can he go?
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: First roll?
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: He go right outside that bard though he been in
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: for thirty four years. He can look at the field.
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: But he's seventy eight, Yeah, he comment noted, so what
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: he can't do a damn thing about it.
• 28:45
  Speaker 5: He's seventy eight, and beside, who won't him?
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: But what is he?
• 28:49
  Speaker 8: Lady though?
• 28:50
  Speaker 9: Steve?
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: What good? Good? Good? Look at hill.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Good, look at him? Hoot on that thing now, girl,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: look at them? But don's like that no more?
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: Girl, Look at that.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Boy.
• 29:15
  Speaker 5: That looks like the whole ponderosa.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: Right there, right down, right down. Boy, that's the slaying
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: But breaking right there, you all right, honey, break right there.
• 29:28
  Speaker 12: Honey, you clo coming up at the top of the hour,
• 29:31
  Speaker 12: we'll have some entertainment news.
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: For you right after this.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: The whole p.
• 29:38
  Speaker 8: You're listening Morning Show. Well, Judge Steve.
• 29:44
  Speaker 12: Steve is back for season two, premiering tonight on ABC
• 29:49
  Speaker 12: and on Hulu.
• 29:50
  Speaker 8: We all love the show.
• 29:52
  Speaker 12: Judge Steve, of course, sits on the bench and listens
• 29:55
  Speaker 12: to real cases from people with beef or disagreements with family, neighbors.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: Co workers, and friends.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: What time is it coming on?
• 30:01
  Speaker 8: Shure, It's coming on at nine, eighth Central, two night,
• 30:05
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• 30:06
  Speaker 5: I don't ask you for much, but I need y'all
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: tune in.
• 30:11
  Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely, hear what.
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: I need y'all to go on Hulu. Why are you
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• 30:33
  Speaker 5: You the missed it? Eight Central? Be there? Please help
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: your boy promo.
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: You're singing, you're drinking. I saw you drink in your hand.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: Oh hell, so many cases, some of these cases I'll
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: be going, what DoD y'all live here for?
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: Did you have fun taping this season?
• 30:56
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Looks like, yeah, man, it's just a it's just a
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: good Oh it's probably my favorite show right now.
• 31:03
  Speaker 18: Yeah, that's just.
• 31:07
  Speaker 10: You know, you're very different, you know, You're very different
• 31:10
  Speaker 10: on this show than you is fan a few It's
• 31:12
  Speaker 10: a really different Steve On.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah you really?
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: You really?
• 31:18
  Speaker 9: Yeah, Like it's like sitting with him.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I'm not really here. I've never studied the laws,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: so I don't even the law.
• 31:29
  Speaker 12: Someone just asked me that again. It's Steven Judge, a
• 31:32
  Speaker 12: real judge. It is like the court of common sense.
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: Why people are questioning me? Listen to me?
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 31:44
  Speaker 5: Good, damn well, I ain't been to no law school.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: I got a high school.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Diplobal this yet, what qualified Donald Trump to be president?
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: All he got is some real estate as some women
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: there you go, and president of the United States.
• 32:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 32:14
  Speaker 12: Here's a tease from an upcoming case. This is from
• 32:17
  Speaker 12: the new season, of course. It's about a woman suing
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: her brother in law.
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: Just take a listen.
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: So let's get started.
• 32:27
  Speaker 9: I'm seeing my brother in.
• 32:28
  Speaker 18: Law, Frank, for ten thousand dollars five thousand for lottery
• 32:32
  Speaker 18: winnings if we suld have won, and another five thousand
• 32:34
  Speaker 18: for keeping his work.
• 32:36
  Speaker 15: I don't know them money, I don't know them. An apology,
• 32:40
  Speaker 15: I don't know.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: I can't use that language in this court.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: He said, I don't owe them money, an apology or
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: sugar honey.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: I said, you move too, and.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Then I said you can't use that language in this court.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: You didn't get that part. No see, oh no, no, no,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: you can't start cussing in me too. Oh we cussing up?
• 33:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 33:12
  Speaker 12: All right, So once again, Judge Steve premieres tonight at
• 33:16
  Speaker 12: nine eighth Central on ABC and Hulu.
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Nation.
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  Speaker 1: You have your assignments.
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  Speaker 2: Set your recorders. That's how people watch TV. Just go on,
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• 33:44
  Speaker 8: Okay, all right, all right, we'll be there for you
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: as always.
• 33:48
  Speaker 12: And other entertainment news, there's been a lot of drama
• 33:51
  Speaker 12: surrounding the Lovers and Friends Festival this past weekend in Vegas.
• 33:55
  Speaker 12: Yesterday we told you all about the usher and Chris
• 33:58
  Speaker 12: Brown alleged alter k that happened at a Chris Brown
• 34:01
  Speaker 12: birthday party at a skating rink that's where it took place.
• 34:05
  Speaker 12: Then we heard that Chris was possibly involved in another
• 34:08
  Speaker 12: altercation backstage at the festival. Well, anyway, the Lovers and
• 34:13
  Speaker 12: Friends Festival had a nice lineup with Missy Ellie at
• 34:16
  Speaker 12: fifty cent Mariah Carey Nellie to Brett Pregnant and all.
• 34:19
  Speaker 12: Did you see your outfit with the belly out? Yes,
• 34:26
  Speaker 12: boys to Men were there and Genuine. And speaking of Genuine,
• 34:30
  Speaker 12: he was performing his hit song in those Genes and
• 34:34
  Speaker 12: he attempted to jump from the main stage to a
• 34:36
  Speaker 12: smaller platform in front. Well, unfortunately Genuine didn't land quite
• 34:43
  Speaker 12: right and started to slip down into the space between
• 34:47
  Speaker 12: the stage and the platform. Then he tried to keep
• 34:50
  Speaker 12: himself up, nearly pulling the American sign language interpreter down
• 34:55
  Speaker 12: with him. Yes, Genuine further poked fun at himself by
• 35:03
  Speaker 12: singing part of Donnie McClurkin's song We Fall Down. So,
• 35:07
  Speaker 12: I mean, wow, that was something to see. I'm glad
• 35:10
  Speaker 12: he didn't get hurt or anything, but.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Genuine got to stop all that damn jumping.
• 35:16
  Speaker 10: He's such a good dancer jumping from the platform on
• 35:19
  Speaker 10: the platform.
• 35:20
  Speaker 5: No he ain't not no motion, Yeah, I know he's.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: You gotta stop all that jumping. Yeah, and what did
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: you grabbing the sign language. Guy, you don't be riding
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: a pony, you know, damn you can't jump no more.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: You can't ride no more. And I like genuine too.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I saw him. I watched that tape. I saw the
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: bottom of his shoe. I said his ass on the float.
• 35:55
  Speaker 8: Now, have you guys ever fallen?
• 35:57
  Speaker 7: You?
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: You fell before? Look at a time.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Stage before you are, Oh yeah, yeah, fell not off?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I only want us to fill off.
• 36:10
  Speaker 5: Ain't here?
• 36:15
  Speaker 12: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll talk
• 36:19
  Speaker 12: about parenting as we count down to Mother's Day this Sunday.
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: Right after this you're listening morning show.
• 36:28
  Speaker 12: Well, Mother's Day is this Sunday. And you know, we
• 36:31
  Speaker 12: often reminisce about a childhood, our childhood on this show
• 36:35
  Speaker 12: because parenting these days is just not the same as
• 36:38
  Speaker 12: it was when we grow up. It's completely different now.
• 36:42
  Speaker 12: So here's a question for you, Steven Juior. What are
• 36:46
  Speaker 12: some of the funny stories about your mom? You and
• 36:49
  Speaker 12: your mom when you got in trouble as a kid. Junior,
• 36:52
  Speaker 12: I'm oh, my mom.
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  Speaker 10: My mama was active. You know, my mom only twenty
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: years older than me. So my mom she had too
• 37:00
  Speaker 10: much energy because she was one of the best ass
• 37:02
  Speaker 10: whoopers I've ever met.
• 37:03
  Speaker 9: She was really great.
• 37:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she was great at it.
• 37:06
  Speaker 10: I'm telling you, I used to hate getting in trouble. See,
• 37:09
  Speaker 10: I never got beat for the same thing twice. I
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: had to come up with something new.
• 37:12
  Speaker 13: See.
• 37:13
  Speaker 10: I remember one time I broke a window in the house.
• 37:16
  Speaker 10: Uh huh, and my mama heard the window break. Yeah,
• 37:19
  Speaker 10: she heard the window break. And I can hear on
• 37:21
  Speaker 10: the phone and she was coming in the room.
• 37:23
  Speaker 9: She be saying, let me call you back. I'm about
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: to go to jail cause I finish kill him.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: And that's when I knew.
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: I said, I know, I'm finna die, and she tried to.
• 37:32
  Speaker 8: She tried to, but you know you weren't supposed to
• 37:35
  Speaker 8: do that, Junior.
• 37:36
  Speaker 9: Well you know I got the first down, but I
• 37:38
  Speaker 9: broke that window too.
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: She broke right off in.
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: There, she did.
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  Speaker 8: We're glad you lived see another day. I love you, mam,
• 37:50
  Speaker 8: and I love your family. See, if I know you
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: have a ton of story.
• 37:54
  Speaker 5: Just give me the age you want. Pick a age,
• 37:57
  Speaker 5: and I'll tell you I've had that experience.
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  Speaker 18: Level head.
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  Speaker 11: What was.
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  Speaker 6: It?
• 38:14
  Speaker 8: Whatever happened?
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: I was outside and it was Sunday morning. We was
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: going to church. My mama had went down there and
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: got in the car. I didn't know my mama was
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: in the car. So I'm down there doing the imitation
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: of my father, about to drive my mama to church.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: Now I got my little church suit on and everything.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: I snatched the dope and now I said, now I
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: got to drive her ass down in this g D
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: church like I ain't got sugar honey.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Iced tea else to do.
• 38:51
  Speaker 5: And then I set out in the car and looked
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: over and realized that she was sitting in here.
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  Speaker 8: Good.
• 39:02
  Speaker 5: Hey, I was just imitating my daddy.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: You got get out here, Edi Khan, take a asst
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: church like I ain't got sugar honey, iced tea hills
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: But the door open. I sat down and looked at
• 39:22
  Speaker 5: her and just stark.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Crime coming up.
• 39:26
  Speaker 8: At thirty four minutes after the hour, we'll talk to
• 39:29
  Speaker 8: the Duke of.
• 39:30
  Speaker 12: Ottingham, the Earl of Ottingham. We'll talk about the coronation
• 39:34
  Speaker 12: that happened this past weekend.
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: Right after this.
• 39:38
  Speaker 12: You're listening Hard Morning Show. Earl of Ottingham is here.
• 39:44
  Speaker 12: We weren't able to make it. Of course, we weren't
• 39:46
  Speaker 12: invited to King Charles the third Coronation.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: God, God, God, God, God.
• 39:52
  Speaker 7: Here I am.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: I on the hair rowand morning Morning, the Palace, the
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Carnated Palace. Of course it's quite different now cost Oh
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: my god, we're approaching a new hour. Hair in the
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: buckinghou Ballace. That was going to be quite different.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: Now I was there.
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: Of course, no one saw me. I learned this all
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: the way. I got learn something King Charles doesn't even
• 40:29
  Speaker 5: know to this day that I work out.
• 40:33
  Speaker 8: How get away with that.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm staying completely out of the way. I'm almost
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: sudden he's going to get rid of me. Oh okay,
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: you why Look Look King Charles doesn't careful black people.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god, he's horrible. He's horrible.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: She didn't go A man doesn't have sound judgment, right,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Look at that wonderful woman he was married to, Prince Diana.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: Now look at what he's got. Now, who made that decision?
• 41:12
  Speaker 7: That's what.
• 41:15
  Speaker 5: I know the hell well. And because I'm doing this
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: morning show over him, I broke. That's what's gone. Oh
• 41:23
  Speaker 5: my god.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: When you put a crowd hold a woman and she
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: still don't look like a queen one mark? Can I
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: say as I was thinking they are going, I was gonna.
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: I've been speaking with pink ball all over England and
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: that's you know, it's fifty to fifty because you know,
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: white people they don't care, you know, it's not affecting
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: them the same soul. But of course fifty to fifty.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: There's there's quite a bit of controversy about this woman.
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: I had any questions you might have about it, I'm
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: clap yeah, it was.
• 41:53
  Speaker 8: It was raining a lot over there. How did how
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: did you fare in the weather? And everything else?
• 41:59
  Speaker 5: Does bothering me? But if you look at the queen,
• 42:04
  Speaker 5: the queen looked like it was regg.
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: I got a question for you.
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: So it was rumored that the king looked at his wife,
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: the Queen, and mouthed to her, this is boring while
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: he was waiting on his son, Prince William and the family.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: He had got there kind of early.
• 42:29
  Speaker 13: So was it boring?
• 42:30
  Speaker 18: Was the coronation boring?
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Did you think? Was God? They boring?
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: We're just sitting around blowing horns and kissing his hand
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: and no one do that.
• 42:48
  Speaker 5: It was just hard. Were sitting there with a complete
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: best ray. Oh I thought he was born hell I
• 42:53
  Speaker 5: was born.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Everyone was born. The queen looked bored. He looked at her,
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: and it wasn't He was referring to her act to
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: the queen, I think he said you boy. She said, well,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: so are you. And then we were all sitting here.
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: Well that makes all three of us, said, you know,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: we're all boy.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know.
• 43:19
  Speaker 8: Lionel Ritchie performed at a concert, you know, all not.
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: Long sitting on the ceiling. Oh he did a wonderful show.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: When it was over, he.
• 43:36
  Speaker 5: Easy love, all sailing things like that for the prince.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: But afterwards he was down. He came down there where
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: the blacks were and he did brick House. He came
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: into the kitchen where we were, he did zoom brickhouse.
• 43:54
  Speaker 5: I was going, oh my god, this is the line
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: all I love. I don't know what he was saying
• 43:59
  Speaker 5: out there the coronation.
• 44:04
  Speaker 4: Fall, what all winning?
• 44:07
  Speaker 17: Huh ah?
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: She is at brick howes?
• 44:14
  Speaker 8: What about just to be close to you or love
• 44:17
  Speaker 8: will find a way? Did he sing those?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Oh he's saying that one too. It's quite charming, Quite
• 44:22
  Speaker 2: a charming man, right.
• 44:23
  Speaker 17: Don't.
• 44:25
  Speaker 12: All right, We'll be back with Junior in for the
• 44:29
  Speaker 12: nephew and today's prank phone call right after this you're
• 44:32
  Speaker 12: listening Hard Morning Show coming up at the top of
• 44:37
  Speaker 12: the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry
• 44:40
  Speaker 12: letter for today and the subject is the bathroom in
• 44:44
  Speaker 12: the basement.
• 44:46
  Speaker 8: Wait till you guys hear this letter. This one is crazy.
• 44:50
  Speaker 8: We'll get into that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 12: We'll get into that in just a little bit, because
• 44:56
  Speaker 12: right now Junior is in for the nephew with today
• 45:00
  Speaker 12: this prank phone called Junior.
• 45:02
  Speaker 8: It's on you.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: M sure.
• 45:04
  Speaker 10: I don't know what to say about these pranks because
• 45:07
  Speaker 10: these titles, because it's just like Tommy just don't care.
• 45:10
  Speaker 10: He's pranking everybody. It don't matter because this is another
• 45:14
  Speaker 10: crazy one. I know this is gonna be crazy. Well,
• 45:16
  Speaker 10: you can't call no man with this type of information.
• 45:19
  Speaker 10: I didn't think it's gonna go good. It's not the
• 45:22
  Speaker 10: title of today's prank is you've been seeing my wife?
• 45:28
  Speaker 9: See I see right there right there.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: You've been seeing my wife too much. He played way
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 45:34
  Speaker 9: See this is gonna this is gonna lead to some abuse.
• 45:37
  Speaker 5: In a minute.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Let's go get you've been seeing my wife?
• 45:41
  Speaker 11: You get your butt over that set down. When I
• 45:44
  Speaker 11: get to talking to him.
• 45:46
  Speaker 18: Then I'm gonna deal with you. Let your butt down
• 45:48
  Speaker 18: for Trason right now. Hello, who is this?
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: I'm looking for Tate Miller. Who is Kate Miller? Let
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: me tell you something, man, this.
• 46:00
  Speaker 18: Already.
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: No, I've been finding out.
• 46:02
  Speaker 11: For people that you've been coming by my house when
• 46:04
  Speaker 11: I'm gone, and you've been over here with my wife
• 46:07
  Speaker 11: for Trace. So let's get it all out here in
• 46:09
  Speaker 11: the open. I'm looking for you, you hear me.
• 46:12
  Speaker 17: Hey, man, I don't even know who you are.
• 46:13
  Speaker 18: Man, let y'all butt down for Trace. Shut it down,
• 46:17
  Speaker 18: Kay Miller.
• 46:17
  Speaker 11: When I find out where you're at, when I get
• 46:20
  Speaker 11: my hands on your it's gonna be over with.
• 46:23
  Speaker 17: Go hold up now, I am Kay Miller. But you
• 46:25
  Speaker 17: ain't gonna do to me.
• 46:27
  Speaker 18: Oh, it's that you can kill us.
• 46:29
  Speaker 17: Don't here like somebody you know is your girl and
• 46:32
  Speaker 17: you know you can't handle it. And I don't appreciate
• 46:34
  Speaker 17: no lightweight cupcake calling me. Excuse me of doing something
• 46:38
  Speaker 17: I ain't done yet.
• 46:39
  Speaker 11: You and I will do it if you look gonna
• 46:41
  Speaker 11: start this here today, Dog.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: I ain't got enough in me.
• 46:44
  Speaker 18: Right now to hold this pressure.
• 46:46
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: I'm looking for your So when I find you dog,
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: this ain't gonna be good between me and you now.
• 46:51
  Speaker 17: You donne got enough because you ain't your girl, right,
• 46:54
  Speaker 17: that's why you calling me accusing me. You know I
• 46:58
  Speaker 17: might love for them because sound like you ain't doing
• 47:01
  Speaker 17: what you're supposed to be doing.
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: Hey, don don't say here and say nothing stupid to
• 47:04
  Speaker 11: me like this, hell dog, matter of fact, we can
• 47:06
  Speaker 11: just meet right now. Get all this old shit your butt,
• 47:09
  Speaker 11: damn for trace, don't move till I'm through with it now,
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: mister T. Miller, let me tell you something, man, won't
• 47:17
  Speaker 11: we just meet up and get this over with?
• 47:19
  Speaker 18: So we can do that.
• 47:20
  Speaker 17: We can go ahead and meet up. And when you
• 47:22
  Speaker 17: meet with me, make sure you put your look down
• 47:24
  Speaker 17: and work the jelly because I got something from you.
• 47:26
  Speaker 18: But should I do what?
• 47:27
  Speaker 11: Butt?
• 47:28
  Speaker 17: Y'all let down and watch your jelly cause I got
• 47:29
  Speaker 17: something from you.
• 47:31
  Speaker 18: You ain't gonna talk to me crazy though.
• 47:32
  Speaker 17: Hey, man, look here, you know you don't know who
• 47:34
  Speaker 17: the fuck you dealing with. Man, this is Kay Miller,
• 47:37
  Speaker 17: and you got the right phone number. But look here,
• 47:40
  Speaker 17: you can't calm my number as you need to. Kind
• 47:41
  Speaker 17: of great now, I don't know who the fuck you are,
• 47:44
  Speaker 17: but you don't need to.
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Be with me.
• 47:46
  Speaker 11: All I'm telling you is I'm looking for you, and
• 47:49
  Speaker 11: the ain't already gave me the description.
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: You six to two.
• 47:52
  Speaker 11: You drive a black crisis and already know when I
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: see you it ain't gonna.
• 47:56
  Speaker 18: Be good between me and you.
• 47:57
  Speaker 17: Man John was righting up, Cry you you don't drying
• 48:01
  Speaker 17: no price of three hundred t now I was dying,
• 48:04
  Speaker 17: no Christler, Okay, what you dry?
• 48:06
  Speaker 8: Come up?
• 48:07
  Speaker 13: Here's mamma kick up.
• 48:09
  Speaker 18: You don't drying no price of black three?
• 48:11
  Speaker 13: Mother?
• 48:11
  Speaker 17: Wow, my brother driver, christ Where your brother at right now?
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: That's what I need to know.
• 48:17
  Speaker 18: Where?
• 48:17
  Speaker 17: How about what my brother? What are you right now?
• 48:20
  Speaker 17: I need to know you know you do right now?
• 48:22
  Speaker 17: You are I'm calling my mouse. I'm just trying to
• 48:26
  Speaker 17: mess with my brothers. I'm founa take get married. You
• 48:29
  Speaker 17: call him here, excuse of hellison, I never ain't been
• 48:32
  Speaker 17: doing nothing.
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: So your brother Benna get married. But he's still going
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: over the mind house messing with my shit.
• 48:38
  Speaker 18: Y'all yet know what you SUPs to.
• 48:41
  Speaker 17: Be doing is ran the pipe he handed right and
• 48:44
  Speaker 17: your mama's get at the light. Look, I ain't got
• 48:48
  Speaker 17: damn for your little nursing ran.
• 48:50
  Speaker 18: Now, look, ain't you kay Miller?
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 48:52
  Speaker 17: Kay Mill for my father Miller?
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: Your your brother named Miller. Yeah, what's your name?
• 48:59
  Speaker 17: My name is Killer.
• 49:00
  Speaker 18: Both of y'all's three millers.
• 49:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah okay, but your brother is the one that dried
• 49:05
  Speaker 11: your black three hundred Chrystler. Hold, I'm gonna whoop his
• 49:08
  Speaker 11: as soon as I see him.
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: What time?
• 49:12
  Speaker 16: You ain't gonna do a thing in my brother, because
• 49:14
  Speaker 16: like I told you out of there, you're a lightweight cupcake.
• 49:18
  Speaker 16: And then my daughter is he's doing when he's supposed
• 49:21
  Speaker 16: to be doing.
• 49:22
  Speaker 17: So you ain't honestly.
• 49:23
  Speaker 16: Laying a type right, and I don't appreciate you holler
• 49:27
  Speaker 16: my house fattening me.
• 49:29
  Speaker 17: And then Tyler turn runs.
• 49:31
  Speaker 18: Yalla, I'm gonna whoop you in your brother if I
• 49:35
  Speaker 18: got you. That don't even make no difference to me.
• 49:37
  Speaker 11: That don't make no difference to me how it go down,
• 49:40
  Speaker 11: whether I run in the table Miller, Miller, damn it,
• 49:44
  Speaker 11: Coler Miller, It don't make me no difference. I'm whooping
• 49:47
  Speaker 11: a Miller the sooner.
• 49:49
  Speaker 16: Or later a thing I want you to somebody's for
• 49:53
  Speaker 16: right now, You hiding behind the phone.
• 49:56
  Speaker 17: Because you weak your week pocket love outside all right now?
• 50:03
  Speaker 17: And Lee had a brother? What your rug with?
• 50:07
  Speaker 18: Meet you on the corner of Frank ain't Kelly right now?
• 50:11
  Speaker 18: At the service station?
• 50:13
  Speaker 6: Ahead and do that?
• 50:14
  Speaker 17: I got out to fight.
• 50:15
  Speaker 18: I'm through here.
• 50:16
  Speaker 17: All this you talking about? All I want to know
• 50:18
  Speaker 17: is how long it's.
• 50:20
  Speaker 18: Gonna take for you to get to the service station.
• 50:22
  Speaker 18: That's all I want to know from you.
• 50:24
  Speaker 11: All I want to know is how long it's gonna
• 50:26
  Speaker 11: take for you to get to the service station.
• 50:28
  Speaker 18: I don't frighten what he can? How long is that?
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: All?
• 50:31
  Speaker 18: Right?
• 50:32
  Speaker 17: Now?
• 50:33
  Speaker 13: With what come on?
• 50:34
  Speaker 17: Then, I'm on my ways. I'm ready for you.
• 50:38
  Speaker 18: I'm okay, I'm gonna whoop you then with a man.
• 50:42
  Speaker 17: I oh your brother not not ConA from right?
• 50:45
  Speaker 18: Okay, go let me tell you one more pain before you.
• 50:51
  Speaker 17: Tell me that's his nephew.
• 50:53
  Speaker 18: Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pray.
• 51:00
  Speaker 17: Man, you got just joke. Tell me into a boy
• 51:07
  Speaker 17: took the boys around him.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: I'm a boy.
• 51:10
  Speaker 18: Pressure.
• 51:11
  Speaker 17: That's I'm putting in some cholesterol medications.
• 51:13
  Speaker 5: I ain't feeling good.
• 51:14
  Speaker 16: I'm trying to send my front on the phone, and
• 51:17
  Speaker 16: you cain't common for this time of Hey, what kind
• 51:20
  Speaker 16: of is this? And the luckily.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: Oh that's your daddy.
• 51:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Oh here Ky Miller too.
• 51:30
  Speaker 17: Yeah, he came on the same well he was gotcha,
• 51:32
  Speaker 17: you know, you would need to buck with breath coming
• 51:36
  Speaker 17: down there came up.
• 51:37
  Speaker 11: Look, what is the baddest radio show in the land, the.
• 51:43
  Speaker 17: Same Harms Morning show.
• 51:52
  Speaker 10: You've been seeing my wife calling this man talking about this?
• 51:56
  Speaker 10: You've been seeing my wife like that was gonna be
• 51:58
  Speaker 10: a good response.
• 51:59
  Speaker 15: You know.
• 52:01
  Speaker 10: I don't even know if Nephew know that he is
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: borderline gonna get jumped somewhere.
• 52:05
  Speaker 5: I think it's already happened.
• 52:07
  Speaker 9: He just ain't told us, you know, because Steve.
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you why. I think it
• 52:13
  Speaker 5: is what you ever? Yeah, but you know what I
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: think it is.
• 52:21
  Speaker 2: I think have you noticed whenever Tommy performed out of time,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: he can't make it in here the next day?
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: So what I'm thinking is folks has kept because you know,
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: they know where they're gonna be. Yeah, because he announced
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: it on the radio.
• 52:41
  Speaker 8: Okay, I see where you going.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: I think a few times Tommy then came off that stage,
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: and I don't think he been too Yeah, I think
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: he's been jumped on.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know this, Yeah, I think several times this happened.
• 52:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but Steve, he would have said something to us.
• 53:01
  Speaker 8: Don't you think you.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: Want to?
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: He's too embarrassed, do you do you remember when Junior
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: beat him in that race?
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, years ago, whips bought that whipping off.
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: No not, You're right, he don't do that every now
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and then it pops up in my phone on the time.
• 53:32
  Speaker 4: Memories.
• 53:35
  Speaker 12: Wow, Okay, Steve, you might be onto something, all right,
• 53:38
  Speaker 12: Get get well soon, Tommy coming up next. Strawberry Letters
• 53:43
  Speaker 12: subject the bathroom in the Basement.
• 53:45
  Speaker 8: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening morning show.
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter, And if
• 53:54
  Speaker 12: you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more,
• 53:58
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  Speaker 10: But ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 10: with my good friend, Sharlie Strawberry.
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  Speaker 12: Thank you, my good friend, Junior. Subject the bathroom in
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  Speaker 12: the basement. Dear Stephen Shirley, after four years of marriage,
• 54:28
  Speaker 12: it looks like my husband has lost his mind. He's
• 54:31
  Speaker 12: been feeling himself lately, and I'm so happy for him
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  Speaker 12: because he's achieved a lot.
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  Speaker 8: In his short twenty nine years.
• 54:38
  Speaker 12: Buying me a home was high on his list, and
• 54:40
  Speaker 12: we just moved into a three level town home six
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  Speaker 12: months ago. Our housewarming party was lit and we had
• 54:47
  Speaker 12: people partying on every floor. Since a party, He's fixed
• 54:51
  Speaker 12: up his bar in the basement and he put it.
• 54:54
  Speaker 12: He put in not one, but two huge TVs side
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  Speaker 12: by side. It's a walk basement, so when he has
• 55:01
  Speaker 12: his boys over, they enter and exit down there. Sometimes
• 55:05
  Speaker 12: I don't see him all day on the weekends because
• 55:07
  Speaker 12: he even has a kitchenette down there. My nosy mother
• 55:10
  Speaker 12: came to visit and she wanted to go down to
• 55:13
  Speaker 12: bother my husband, and I.
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  Speaker 8: Told her to leave him alone.
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  Speaker 12: I explained to her that I text him if I
• 55:19
  Speaker 12: need something, but I normally don't bother him if he's
• 55:22
  Speaker 12: down there with his friends. She didn't like that, and
• 55:25
  Speaker 12: she said her intuition told her I needed to pop
• 55:29
  Speaker 12: up down there. Turns out my mother's gossipy friend told
• 55:33
  Speaker 12: her that this HAIRSTYLI is named Sandy was bragging about
• 55:36
  Speaker 12: getting drunk as heck at my house. I don't know
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  Speaker 12: this woman, and she definitely was not at our housewarming party. Monday,
• 55:45
  Speaker 12: I came home early to let the housekeeper in, and
• 55:48
  Speaker 12: something told me to check the basement out.
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: I found a bar of used.
• 55:52
  Speaker 12: Dove soaps stuck back in the box and a travel
• 55:56
  Speaker 12: sized pack of feminine whites. I didn't buy those, and
• 55:59
  Speaker 12: I buy all of the toilet trees for this house.
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  Speaker 12: I also said I also saw a few strands of
• 56:05
  Speaker 12: hair that looks like someone tried to flush down the toilet.
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  Speaker 12: My housekeeper says there's been evidence before that a woman
• 56:11
  Speaker 12: had been in that bathroom. Do I confront my husband
• 56:15
  Speaker 12: or pop up on him one night? Well, ma'am, popping
• 56:20
  Speaker 12: up and confronting him both sound good to me if
• 56:23
  Speaker 12: both of them work, all right? But why are you
• 56:27
  Speaker 12: asking Steve and I this. That's the issue. He's your husband,
• 56:31
  Speaker 12: and it's your house basement at all. It's your house too.
• 56:35
  Speaker 12: Why have you waited so long to find out what's
• 56:37
  Speaker 12: going on. I mean, your mom was right, and the
• 56:40
  Speaker 12: housekeeper confirmed it. I'm just surprised you haven't gone down
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: there before. Now you went days on the weekends without
• 56:49
  Speaker 12: seeing him. I mean, how why, Yes, your husband is
• 56:53
  Speaker 12: all the way wrong, but you never went down there
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  Speaker 12: to check on him.
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  Speaker 8: To see what was what all was going on? Your husband,
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: really he has some nerve.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, this is bold of him to entertain ladies
• 57:04
  Speaker 12: right in his own home, really bold, really stupid on
• 57:07
  Speaker 12: his part too. And the women they have to know
• 57:10
  Speaker 12: you guys are married and they're at another woman's house.
• 57:13
  Speaker 12: They're risking their lives being there, but they probably know
• 57:17
  Speaker 12: that you never go down there, so you know, hey,
• 57:20
  Speaker 12: we'll just go and hang out or do whatever. They're
• 57:24
  Speaker 12: acting as if you don't exist, and so are you.
• 57:27
  Speaker 12: I just I don't know how you could go all
• 57:30
  Speaker 12: that time and not go see about what's happening down there.
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  Speaker 12: I mean, you guys are just living two separate lives.
• 57:36
  Speaker 12: You're upstairs, he's downstairs in his basement. I can't wait
• 57:40
  Speaker 12: to see what happens when you do confront him and
• 57:43
  Speaker 12: or pop up on him and his shenanigans.
• 57:46
  Speaker 8: That's when the real truth is going to be told,
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: so let us know what happened.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, Steve, this letter is stupid. Yeah, this letter is
• 57:58
  Speaker 2: I don't I don't even I don't. I don't understand
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: the arrangement at all. Nothing in this letter makes sense
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: to me. Look, I have a man cave. I've suggested
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: to everybody that a man who goes to work that's
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: married should have an area, a place like I know
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: a god that's got a smaller home, right, And he said, Man,
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I don't have no whole room.
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: I can have a man cave in.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: He said, But we got a den. He said, I
• 58:32
  Speaker 2: like to play my video games on my computer. I said, okay,
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: then make that the restricted area. But in a house,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: a man has to have something that belongs to him
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: because the rest of the house is gonna be for
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: the woman. But he's got to have something that's his.
• 58:51
  Speaker 2: So he has this elaborate man cave with two big
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: screen TVs in it. He has an interest in the
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: bay entrant. It's in the basement, so but nobody has
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: to come through the house and he down there all
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: weekend with his friends.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: He had work. You let him have that.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: That's y'all's arrangement, the fact that if you want something,
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: you text him so you can communicate with your husband.
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: This is whether the letter starts to lose his stem.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: The next part, you've never been down.
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  Speaker 5: There, get it ever.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: In your house, and you obviously are feeling some kind
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: of way about down there because you're asking me, is
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Shirley whether you should go down there, pop in or
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: confront your husband about it? Why is it confronting? I
• 59:50
  Speaker 2: don't understand that. Why if you go down in that house,
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: is it popping in? I don't I don't stand this.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 2: I don't know what to say to you. I'm gonna
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: say the same thing to you when we come back now.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna use words, so don't nobody email me. I'm
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: gonna use words like stup. I'm gonna probably use a
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: word like I just don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. This letter don't make no sense to
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  Speaker 5: me because everything is so obvious.
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  Speaker 1: Hang on, I try.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 12: We'll have part two of your response coming up at
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  Speaker 12: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
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  Speaker 12: the bathroom and the basement.
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  Speaker 8: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 8: Morning show, all right, Come on Steve Let's.
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  Speaker 12: Recap today's Strawberry Letter. The subject is the bathroom in
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 12: the basement.
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  Speaker 2: The bathroom in the basement ain't the problem. It's the
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  Speaker 2: damn basement that you feel uncomfortable going to, that you
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: don't want to pop into, that your husband uses as
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: a man came, which is perfectly fine. I think every
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: man should have a place in the house that's uniquely
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: for him. Not saying nobody else can't come there. I
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: got a cigar spot in my house, but Marjorie's welcome there.
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  Speaker 2: I can't don't come over here. What I don't even
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  Speaker 2: understand this. So now you your mother came over and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: said she going down there, you said not to. She'd
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: have went down there anyway, because she knows well what
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: he doing down there where you can't go. Now, she'd
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: have found some evidence of a woman being down there,
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: or anyway, the housekeeper found some evidence.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It don't make no sense. I didn't
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: even care when somebody found something that you had.
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  Speaker 2: The wife did found use feminine product, some haw that
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: ain't yours, and there's some other evidence to let you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: know a woman has been over there. Now, the housekeeper
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: said that y'all got housekeeper too, y'all twenty nine, y'all deep,
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  Speaker 2: she's found stuff before.
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  Speaker 5: So now you're assuming that this man is.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: Having company, and you want to know from me and
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: Shirley should you pop up down there? Or should you
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: confront him? I don't know how either one of him
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: is a question, right, because to confront him about what? Who?
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  Speaker 5: In your house? I can't. I just can't do this.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: So let me state the things that I want to
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 5: say right quick. This is your house.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't confronting nobody about nothing, and you ain't popping
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: in it's your house. Next statement, I want to know,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: is he this stupid? Is this man this stupid? How
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: assured is he that you will never come down there?
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  Speaker 8: How?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: How is this possible? What have you all said that
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: made him think he can get away with this? And
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: then the last thing I want to say is I've
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: never been that comfortable ever. But you know what you
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: all these letters we get about a woman coming home
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: and a man got another woman in the bed and
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: all like that. I mean, look, man, it's just like
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: if you gonna cheat, there are some rules of decency
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: in your house.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: In your wife's house, in your wife's bed. Dog, how
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: you gonna work that out in your mind?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 2: It's just about some decency, man, It's about respect, it's
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: about what y'all built, It's about a lot of stuff.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: But man, look at him. Is he this stupid? And
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: then I have to ask you, are you this stupid?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Because it's not about confront dog. I be eating dinner
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden that stuff would be on
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: the saucer in front of me.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 15: What is this?
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: The hair would be on the saucer, the wrapper from
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: the feminine product beyond the saucer, the back of the
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 2: ear ring holder would be on the saucer.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: What is this right here?
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: The soap box that.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: Does What are you doing?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 8: Why hasn't she gone down there?
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: What did he tell you that makes you text him?
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: Are you scared of him?
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: It sounds like it a little bit or something.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: I just don't know how this letter is.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: When you was typing this, you didn't see none of
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: this in it, and then come talking about my nosy mother.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: I want to go down I don't see him all
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: day on weekends because he even got a kitchen net
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: down there, So you.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: Don't see my husband all day on the weekend.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: What I know and what time they coming in?
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  Speaker 4: Down there?
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  Speaker 5: You're going, don't I text him? But I don't bother him.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 5: No if he down there with his friend, because I'll
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 5: be going down there.
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  Speaker 4: What y'all doing?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: What's going on down here?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: Where you at? Hey? Fellas?
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: Y Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Something?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, baby, you're good. Just came down to give you
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 5: a kiss. Let you know.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: I'm finn go out shopping, going out with the girls,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: telling y'all need thing? Everybody enjoying yourself?
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  Speaker 17: Right?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 5: Who car blocking the driveway? What I can't call?
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: I've asked you not to roll up on the grass, sweetie,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: all of it? Baby, while I'm gone, Caddy's gone at
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: y'all something.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, go see.
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  Speaker 12: It's like she's afraid to go down there, like she's
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 12: afraid of him. She's afraid to go down there.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: I need you to go to the PoCA. Some of
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: these kids, I mean, I want to say.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: I don't. How do you not see your husband all day?
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 5: On the bus coming upstairs? I smell it?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah right right right, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a puzzle.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: It's a puzzle, y'all.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: Don't need no toilet paper?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:06:47
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• 1:06:57
  Speaker 12: it's Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show. All right, it is time now
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: for Junior and Sports Talk. Junior.
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  Speaker 6: What you got?
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Shirley, But I do have to tell Dallas that
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 10: the Keres five k Running Fun Walk is happening in
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  Speaker 10: June third. Go ahead and register at kirs Hope dot org.
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  Speaker 10: Kirs Hope dot org. We'll love to see that June third.
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  Speaker 9: Working to change the shape of sickle sell.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 10: That's what we do with all right, Well, you know, man,
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 10: I know you overseas. Uh but uh hey man, these Knicks,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 10: these Nicks and Heat. Hey the Heat the one.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 9: Last night one on nine to one on one they
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 9: lead three to one. Is this series over?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: That's a wrap for the Knicks.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 9: But yeah, Jimmy Butler and a whole team called fire
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 9: last night, So it's pretty much a rap.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 4: Pay.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 9: We'll see what happen on Wednesday?
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: Are you yeah?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I saw Stephen A. Smith's face.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 10: Oh no, Nick, you need to sit up a Texas
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 10: check on doing wellness check on Stevin.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 9: They make right, they need a willness check.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: I can't say nothing.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 10: Oh, hes gonna be right there with don't worry about
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: he gonna be there.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 9: Here we go, man, the Lakers.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: The Lakers have.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 9: Taken a three to one lead over the Warriors.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: What one o one one?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yes, sir, yes, sir.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 9: The Lake show Man is up three to one over
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 9: the Warriors.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 2: But you know, man, Golden State has been champs so
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: many times out of the past few years. Playing at
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: this level requires so much energy. I think this is
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: the year that it may have caught up with them,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, the Lakers are jailing at
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: the right time because they got some support now with
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Lebron and a d I've been watching Reeves, I've been
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: watching the little boy with the patch in his hair.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I've been watching uh Russell, you know, and all them cats.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: They've just been coming alive. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: if the Lakers get past these boys right here, oh man,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: it's gonna be a problem because.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 9: Then they're gonna have to face the one out of
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 9: Denver in Phoenix.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: And man, what's that serious?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 9: They too too?
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: Uh? They played the night.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, they too too. We gonna see.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 10: Man, this pretty good game. But man, shout out to
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 10: Brinny James. Let me just tell you all this, this, this,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: this is why I need to go back to college
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: right now. Brinnie James got over seven million and nil
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: money already at eighteen.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, shout out to Brinny James. He got his own money, daddy,
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 9: he got his own money.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: He seems like a solid, solid young lad.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 14: So he does.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Man, they've done some, he does.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 9: Man, Yeah, these were probably seven men. Go ahead, boy,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 9: all right, I am.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 8: All right, Junior, thank you.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 12: Coming up at the top of the hour, Steven Man
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 12: on social media needs some advice, he says, My homies
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 12: bride wants editorial control of my best man's reception toast.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 12: Morning show, So stee, this is from Dominique or Dominic,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 12: I should say. On Steve Harvey FM, Dominic writes, I've
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 12: been asked to be the best man at the wedding
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 12: of my best friend, but I've since learned that there's
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 12: a catch. It seems that behind the scenes, my boy's
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 12: bride to be has been expressing concerns about my sense
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 12: of humor and is now quote demanding editorial control of
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 12: my reception toast. To be honest, I don't even know
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 12: what to say at one of these things and haven't
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 12: planned anything out. I do my best work when I
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 12: wing it. That said, it's better. Is it better to
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 12: just play ball and write something corny or just go
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 12: for it in the moment?
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: What do you think playball to write some corny dog?
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: Don't mess up this girl's wind. Time for you to shine.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: This ain't your damn moment. You can go to open
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 2: mic and try all this out you want. They got
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: a place for your foolaghes. And you ain't at your
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: best when you wing it. You ain't even never done
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: a speech like this. Your ass fit to wing what
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: you just said. This ain't what you do. Now you
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: gonna be at your best when you wing it? For
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: what experience do you have at winging it? You're winging
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: it has produced the bride to go what is this
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: fool goes?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: Yeah, he didn't see.
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  Speaker 5: They've had enough of your winging it.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: Hey man, write something that's legitimate that puts him and
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 2: her in a good light. Make sure you mention how
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: lucky he is to have found a woman like this,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: and you hope to one day find the same thing
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 2: in your life. And man, your boy's so fortunate because
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: and then you can do one joke.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 5: One man nobody would put up with him.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, all right, here's another one, Steve. This from Victoria.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah he is.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: This is from Victoria on Facebook.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 12: Victoria says, my boyfriend and I have been together for
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 12: three years and lived together for the last year. He's
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 12: a capable person who is successful at his job, but
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 12: when it comes to our household, he's like a child,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 12: and I'm increasingly feeling like I'm his mom. He'll do
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 12: things around the house when I specifically ask him to
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 12: do it, over and over again, and he doesn't take
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 12: any initiative. Having to sit down and have a serious
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 12: conversation about him doing more around here is going to
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 12: help me not feel like I'm his mom? So how
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 12: can I get him to understand this problem without having
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 12: to treat him like a child.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: Well, we can't help you, mm because you've told us
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: nothing in this letter. I don't even know what you're
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 2: talking about. You is it household chores?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 6: Is it?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: Is it fixing up the house. You know, is it
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: participating in the bill payment?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 5: What are you talking?
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: You gave me nothing. I don't have any specifics to
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 2: even tell you how to address that. I want to
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 2: help you, but I don't know what to tell you.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: I think, Yeah, no, that ain't what the letters say.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but she said he'll do things around the house
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 12: when I specifically ask him to do it over and
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 12: over again, just to do stuff help her around the house.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, moto grass whatever.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, take the garbage.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 5: I need specific.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean. Just keep my track
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 2: record going. As Uncle Steve gave out some good advice.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: That ain't what I've done on huh huh. I want
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 2: to take the trash out. No, I don't even know
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: where the trash.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 6: Do you know?
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 5: I've never seen trash can hit. I ain't never seen
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 5: trash can.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: When you need to throw something away, what's happening?
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 5: Somebody gonna get it? Let me tell you something. Why
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: is I'm throwing someone?
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: What is all around here? All these people?
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 15: No, no, no.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: When I'm done with it, I set it down somewhere
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 2: and when I'm coming back and usually gone, I'll be going.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 4: Whoa this letter?
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 8: This letter is about you right here.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: I ain't never been to a trash can in your house, you.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 5: Know, Junior.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know where the trash can is at. I
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 2: ain't never see anybody putting the trash out.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 12: In twenty minutes, we'll have more of the steam Harvey
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 12: Morning Show right after this.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 12: Well, Lee is graduation season and Oprah graduated from historically
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 12: black Tennessee State University and Back in nineteen eighty six
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 12: with a degree in Communication and Performing Arts. On May six,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 12: twenty twenty three, Oprah returned to give a commencement address
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 12: at the Nashville based Institution of Higher Education. According to
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 12: Forbes magazine, Oprah came ready to navigate, ready to motivate
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 12: graduates to be steadfast and.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 8: Who they are and in their purpose.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 12: She exclaimed, quote, do not let the world make an
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 12: imposter syndrome out of you, referring to the idea that
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 12: we aren't deserving of our achievements or don't belong. She
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 12: urged graduates to listen to the small voice they have
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 12: inside to find the truth about how they should lead
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 12: their lives. Oprah also said the United States of America
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 12: may not be united, but with hope. She exclaimed, we
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 12: are not a finished product.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 8: So there you go. That was part of her commencement address. Yeah, yep, lady, Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Any advice for the graduates, Steve.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: See mine?
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: I mean that little voice she's talking about. It's more
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 2: important than people realize. I am an I'm a proponent
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: of your imagination and your dreams. I say, chase them.
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 2: I don't care what your degree is. In your degree
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: is not gonna make you.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: You made it. It will not make you.
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 8: Thank you, Oprah, Thank you.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: Steve.
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 12: Coming up at thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 12: play another round of would you rather? Right after this
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 12: you're listening.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: Morning show?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 12: All right, guys, it is time for another round of
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 12: would you rather? All right, so, would you rather spend
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 12: a month tent camping in a jungle? Or would you
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 12: rather spend a month tent camping in a forest? So
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 12: we're talking about a jungle or tin camping in a forest.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 12: Those are your options.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna tin camp in that forest.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, in the forest.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: Why did you choose? Why not the jungle?
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: That too much in that damn jungle. It's too much,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: too much in that damn jungle.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 2: Flores, jaga, jungle paws in the snakes, got the colors
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: on them look pretty.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 5: Charantless. Now I'm gonna get in this forest wild boys
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 5: and bads. We're dealing with that. But we got some stuff,
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 5: all right.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 12: Would you rather explore an abandoned building? Explore an abandoned building,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 12: or would you rather ride a roller coaster in the dark?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: I do be roller coaster in the dark.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 9: I did that Disney It was dark, I say, being building.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be in that damn building.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 8: You wouldn't be scared. Okay, you don't be.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 5: Scared, But I ain't gonna be as scared as I
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: am on that day roller coaster.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 8: But you don't really like roller coasters anyway, Right, I don't.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: Understand fear and fun in the same sentence. It don't
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: make no sense.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: For what.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 12: Would you rather lose the ability to read or lose
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 12: the ability to hear music?
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: Like reading?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 18: Anyway?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 10: So I ain't really high on that list anyway. I'm
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 10: struggling now at forty four reading.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 15: I know that.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 9: I don't know. I know, I really want to.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: Put that out there. Okay, well, that's fine.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 10: I still pay my bills I'm good, but I can't
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 10: hit my jay. I can't hear Jonesy no more. Oh okay,
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 10: I can't hear no more.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Work I'll go, y'all wouldn't even know how to deal
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: with music, because I mean, I got I got a
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 2: hum something.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: All right, life, But I'm reading, I'm doing good.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: I got I got a friend here.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 4: I just I just hit it.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: Hem you figured this out.
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 8: That's today's rounding. Would you rather?
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 8: Coming up in forty nine minutes after the hour, we.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 12: Will close out the show, and it's our last break
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 12: of the day. Right after this, you're listening morning all right, guys.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 12: Here we are our last break of the day. M hm, tommy,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 12: anybody heard? I guess he'll be back tomorrow.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 4: No, I don't know.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 8: You know, we'll just wait and see what we used
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: to do.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: You know, he's ready for love, but he you ready
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 5: to go to work though.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 9: All right, you're going to tell you one't coming another.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all know what's happening to y'all.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 8: But that's what he used to do. Though I thought
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: he had stopped that, still do it?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: Oh, he still do it? He refers back.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: He can't, he has not changed, he can't make it.
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 12: He's doing all right though, I mean, you know, in
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 12: spite of everything. But we'll just wait and see if
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 12: he'll be here tomorrow.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 8: We'll wait and see. Okay, if you want to say huh.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 2: No, let me talk to these graduates. This is not
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: a graduate speech. I would be more elaborate, but I
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 2: want to remind people of something. As you journey through life, man,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 2: you only get one time around. There are no doovers.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 2: You may do something twice, but it's not a do over.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 2: You just in a new space and a new time
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 2: doing something at a different way. Like if you flunk
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: out of college and then you go back to college
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: later on, that's not a do over.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 5: You don't get that time back. It's what I'm saying.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 2: There all no doovers in life is move on, correct
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: your mistakes and learn from them, and that's how you roll.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 2: But if I was a young person coming out of college,
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: if I would have really understood it when I flunked
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: out of college, but if I really understood it, I would.
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: Have never went.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 2: But I needed that experience because college did teach me
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 2: many things. First of all, it gave me some friendships
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: that I've had folk forty nine years now. From nineteen
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 2: seventy four to here has been forty nine years. I've
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 2: got some friends, man, that i'll be with later this month,
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 2: God will it. And we've been friends for forty nine years.
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 2: One of my friends that will come too of them.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, we've been friends sixty two years.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: So college for me was not a waste. I gained
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: some friendships in that place, man, But the most the
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: best thing about college for me was I learned the system.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: So I came from an all black junior high, all
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 2: black high school, all black elementary, and to go to
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: school with whites was what I needed because I needed
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: to learn the inside way of how they thought. I
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: was very familiar with them because they were all over
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 2: your TVs and everything, but I knew who they were.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: But I really had to get up close to them
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: to really really understand. And what I learned was life
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: changing for me because I really understood how deep seated
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 2: racism was and I got a real up close glimpse
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 2: of what racism looks like in person, and it taught
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: me how to cope with it and deal with it
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: even better.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 5: And I'm still coping and dealing with it.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: But so I can't say college was a wasted experience
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 2: because it gave me so much valuable information. You know
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 2: what they say, failure is a wonderful teacher. It's a
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 2: wonderful teacher. But if I would have come out of
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: college with the new as I've watched many of my
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: friends do that, chase that degree instead of chasing their dreams,
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: I'm awful glad that I chase my dreams. Now, your
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 2: dream may be to be a doctor, a lawyer, or
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 2: a teacher or a nurse, and that's absolutely one hundred
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: percent fine. I'm just talking about my dream, because my
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: dream I'm living in, and I'm not talking about the
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: dream of being a star for you. I'm just talking
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: about following your dreams, whatever that is. Like I said,
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 2: if that's to be a fireman, go be a fireman man.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 2: If your dream is to be a business owner, go
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: do that. If your dream is to own a daycare,
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: by all means, go do that. If your dream is
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: to become a nurse practitioner, go do that. Whatever your
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: dream is, chase it because you ain't gonna be happy
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: watching it go by. Bishop Jake said one time, I
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: would hate to die and never do the thing I
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: was born to do. Young people, chase your dreams. There's
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: a song that was on America's Got Talent One time.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 2: This girl had a line in the song that says,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 2: don't quit your daydreams your life that you're making. Don't
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 2: quit your daydream. It's your life that you're making. And
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: so many people think, man, that it's such a dangerous thing.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 2: Don't quit your day job. You hear people say that
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 2: all the time. Hey, don't quit your day job. Mess
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 2: around with that little thing you got on at night.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 2: But if that thing you do at night is your dream,
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 2: like that girl said in that song, don't quit your daydream.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: It's your life that you're making. That's my suggestion to
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 2: college graduates because a lot of people don't understand what
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 2: a degree is. People think that a degree makes you it.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 2: Don't you make the degree. The degree is nothing until
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 2: your it. The degree is nothing. You got to put
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: the hours in, you got to go to class, you
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: got to get the right grades. Then they give you
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: a degree and then you hang it on the wall.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: It's just a piece of paper. Man, Your degree don't
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: make you. You make the degree so don't quit your
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 2: daydream because you show life that you make it and
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 2: that's real. Y'all have a great day. Man, Hey, y'all
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 2: talk to God. He would absolutely love to hear from you.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: Peace for all.
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