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Last time on no latency, he will take that bit. 2080 shake my
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hand. It's pod people stop them from
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shooting us. Like you did the last floor.
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I have to look around to see if there's a computer.
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I've been Dale, you're quite limber and I didn't know you
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could dance like that. Now, dude, keep in mind for
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things that we told you about. Why spend all doing this?
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Will after that. I'm a little hesitant but I'll
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give it a shot. Remy, was it a good idea to have
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Jeff. Of be alone over there.
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You know what the the world ain't gonna change unless the
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people in the world change that puts me at 3:00.
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If I kill him I'm at for maybe somehow a key card.
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Got lost in the cushions of this.
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Faux leather couch. Yeah his fingers were a little
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sticky. What are you doing to me?
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As you all Ascend, in the elevator up to the next floor.
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There's a television in the corner.
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I mean, advertising can never Escape you and the advertising
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is interrupted by the news. Networks in the board with your
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host. London are, oh, man.
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Good afternoon night City. This is network 54 and I'm
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London Arrow, men and old. Drug has resurfaced on the
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streets of night City and it's causing quite a kitten.
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Catch has been making its way through the streets, a highly
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addictive substance, according to the drug and substance
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Administration almost, none of the kitten catch on the streets,
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is factory-made and biotechnical who currently holds the
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intellectual property rights has stated that taking Homebrew,
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kitten, catch could land you in a law suit for breach of
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copyright night City police made no statement.
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As to the legality of the substance right?
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Meow, but, is expected to after a nap in the sun Shone in
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related news, the sequel to the theater show.
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Cats cats to macavity Electric Boogaloo has been put on hold
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due to kitten, catch related, public sanity, concerns.
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On the story as it develops. I'm London are Roman and this is
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network 54, stay vigilant. My city was looking forward to
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that musical. Yeah, I wanted to see it.
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Well, it's a musical. Yeah, the solar kitten catch
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thing. Seems to be kind of spiraling
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out, of control. Well, it's not Uh, Sara Lee
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biotechnical asphalt and I don't honestly I don't know why I
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automatically went to that. That was a knee-jerk reaction.
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I'm very sorry. No one can probably almost leave
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your. I mean if that's where your
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hands go on first thing, but if I might be a little bit of Truth
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in don't you think? Yeah.
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Well but what's a what's the harm?
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Honestly though he's your list at.
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Well here's what I think and this might be a conspiracy
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theory but I think that the large corporations are trying to
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get the You shouldn't addicted to their substance, they can
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continue to pump out, see it substance and charge a premium
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and maybe even much look, you can add as much for it on the
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internet. Now, there is Maurice chores.
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You find little substance. Yeah, it's I was just browsing
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on my toilet so long elevator, right?
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Yeah, it's impressive. We had a whole new story like
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this is one floor, right? Well there's nothing, it'll only
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slow because I love haters. A lot of the things in this
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building seems to suck. Yeah, there's no stairs here.
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So like if there's a fire this thing is going to be a hazard.
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Well no there are. If there were stairs, we could
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bypass all of the floors to go to the top.
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So we would probably still need key cards for the stairs.
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It's yeah, for the doors. That's true.
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That's how security works. Oh, yes.
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Of course. It's not city after all.
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Yes. Look, I don't think I've ever
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been in a building that just lets me go straight to the top.
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That's crazy. You always have to stop at every
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floor, right? That's exactly how elevators
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work. Sure.
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Plus and this we're here at the next.
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Oh no, maybe there's loot here, Jeb.
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Oh finally and you all arrived at floor too.
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Programming. So what's in front of you is a
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cone-shaped room and on the right and left, there is a large
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mirror. You can see yourselves, there's
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a door in the middle and a red carpet is a big red.
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Arrow on it. In front of you is a door.
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It says room P. It says go in here.
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P for programming. You have to find out.
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We have the room key right here, the elevator key now.
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It's not the same thing. Well, I who is so who's to say
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that it's even locked? It's good point.
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Can we walk up to the mirror? Yeah.
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Well, First, I'm going to check my parents and then I'm going to
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always screaming. Okay, I'm also going to sanitize
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my hands. So let me roll a d-10.
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Oh, I wasn't looking. No, my sanitizer is that just
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one or both hands? Iona.
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You've run out of sanitizer. There's got to be something
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here. You've run out.
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You have none left. There's got to be some in this
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building. You're gonna have to find some
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and we'll find some. I'm Arguing with my brain
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currently. Good.
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Just so you and I are clear you. That's now your number one
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priority. Yes, I do know that I am aware
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now that I am acutely aware of the fact that I am in this
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disgusting Steve mansion with no sanitizer and it and there was
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none left when you try to use it.
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Personal grooming though, on the bright side.
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You look great, but you can't get over the idea that you're
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covered. In germs Avondale, I need you
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for a while. Moment please.
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Yes. I was going to put my finger up
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to this mirror to see if it was a two-way mirror.
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But I don't have any sanitizer and I don't want to touch
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anything anymore. Okay.
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Well, do you want, do you want me to roll for that?
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Or should you? Um, I will roll for that.
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Okay, Leah's place your finger on the mirror so I can see if
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it's a two-way. Mirror was this the start of a
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magic trick? That's exciting?
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No, it's what you that was. My attempt at comedy.
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Was it not good? No, sometimes comedy go straight
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over my head, okay. I'm going to roll this as
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bureaucracy. How how you going to roll this
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as be Rock. Because when we're because when
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we're taking intake interviews, we have people behind two-way
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mirrors. Make sense.
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I've seen a lot of two-way mirrors makes perfect sense at
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me. I'm making a role for
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bureaucracy sticker. The mirror as Vandal prices it.
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You like talk them through the specifics of what?
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One of those windows are like and then you tell them what it
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was like to watch them, be interviewed and as they push it
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bows a little bit and the light refracts and you can see into
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this dark Corridor so I was correct.
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It is indeed a two-way mirror wait, hold on a two-way mirror
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would mean that's a mirror from both sides.
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Well it means that you can see through one's good.
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Yeah. It's one of the things is that
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if you put your finger up against a two-way mirror, if
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it's an irregular mirror, you can see your finger touching, if
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not, when you put your finger up to it.
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There's a yes, basic app. It's me out.
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So now I do that all the time. Every single mirror, you
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contact. You want to touch.
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You should do it in public restrooms.
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You should do it in dressing rooms.
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You should do it in hotel rooms with airbnb's.
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Yes. You know what would also work?
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If you just broke every mirror, you come cars that would solve
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that problem to event Del. Can you break this mirror?
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I mean, sure, I can give it a shot.
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I'm gonna try the door well that just to see if it's locked.
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The door is opened. It leads to a long Corridor with
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another door at the end. As you get up to the door, you
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notice that there are two trash cans in the corner of the room.
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One on either side of the circular wall in front of you,
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I'll look in there. Real quick.
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Before I go in the hallway I'll look at the other one.
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All right, Romeo perception, your eyes braca see?
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Right? The go to roll for every
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cyberpunk character well that handgun was for breaking the
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mirror. Okay.
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We'll get to that in a second. Fuck nice.
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No it's onesies. Mmm.
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You both find in the trash cans retro.
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You find a discarded Steve Speedo and Sano.
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You find an empty juice box. Put your four Innings at the
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beginning of this episode for the juice box obviously, very
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slick. So juice my ass very old Juice
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Box. All right, then Del I'll just
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break it with a gun and they point the gun at the glass and
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they pulled the trigger. Well, you could have just used
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your leg, I know it's gonna be fine, I pulled the trigger and
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it turns out that the glass is bulletproof and the bullet
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ricochets around the room. Can you roll me?
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Everyone roll me a Evasion roll everyone, bear.
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Now you're in the same room. You're in the lobby room.
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Everyone, everyone no one's left this room Wendell and I both got
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13, which makes sense because we are directly next to the mirror.
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The bullet ricochets, grazes fendall, and then it sticks you
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in the shoulder Iona, right? In the shoulder where you always
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get hit. And then it lodges itself into
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sarno's arm into the top of his armor, plating it by 10 and you
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both lose 1 HP. Turning I'm turning my half
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shield on so no, you don't actually lose any HP but your
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armor goes down my one on your arm.
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Then Del oh I'm sorry, I didn't check to see if the glass was
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bulletproof. What we'll what did we say about
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making harsh to like Fast decisions?
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That I should I be supposed to think you're supposed to think
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things through now? Please the mirror wiggled
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though. So, I think it opens somehow I
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go over to the window. Yes.
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I look at them in the eye, right?
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And oh yeah, you shot me. I didn't mean to.
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Listen. They also show any world at 14,
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so I didn't, I didn't mean to, of course, it's twice.
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If you met you, I would kill you.
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I believe you took, please be careful with your weapons.
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I will be and don't shoot things.
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You don't know what they're going to do.
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You could have killed someone, okay.
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Including you including me? I mean I got hurt.
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Look, I'm bleeding. Damn it could hit your head.
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Kind of shot right back into your eyeball.
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Then you'd be dead. Thanks Dad, so don't do it
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again. I won't do it again and then Del
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awkwardly salute, buddy, don't need a salute don't need daddy
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there, okay, got it. Just stop, don't do that Wendell
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it's totally okay. It's not it's not a walk away.
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Okay, go do whatever you do. Don't open the bead or whatever
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and oh for the love of science, please think.
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Things through well I'll think things through in the future I
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promise and if you don't know ask questions.
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Ask questions do things later. You got it.
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Yep. I tie my jacket around my waist.
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I just had this retailored. I will get some more stuff after
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this. I'm sure we'll find something to
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sell something. What are we gonna do?
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I go down the hallway. All right, I will follow you.
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Go down the hallway and you arrive in a large.
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Circular room as you come up to the door.
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It flashes. Open.
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It detects you and just swings open.
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And there in front of you, is this big room and in this big
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room, there are nine fresh Steve's sitting in chairs at
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they're all wearing headsets. And they're watching like a
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video of some description. They're watching.
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Steve tutorials. Essentially, they are ya being
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programmed. Can we see the videos or they
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like onboarding videos as a terminal in here that showing
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the video also. Are they all just wearing
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speedos? Yeah they are any of them are
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any of them? Pleasuring themselves to the
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Steve videos? No, they're all kind of
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catatonic, if I'm honest. It seems like a very Steve thing
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to do to Steve to a Steve shows but they're not doing it today
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to themselves. Maybe others have in the past.
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I don't know. Question.
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Yes. They're all sitting in like
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chairs. Right?
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Like regular steel chairs. Is there a water cooler nearby?
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Yes. And there's also three mirrors
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in here. Hmm.
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Okay. I have a plan.
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So what I would like to do, I'd like to ask everyone else to
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sleep. The room, why?
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I'm just going to clear the room ruff ruff fast.
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Hopefully spoke a, I'd like to take the bottle of water from
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the water cooler, and proceeded to slosh it in a circle ring
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around the Steve's so that it reflects their feet and the
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chairs, and you'll just doing this out in the open.
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Yep. Right.
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Then when stopping it, I'm gonna go into the hallway and watch
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them. Right?
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Yeah. I fluffed is the lobby Ambrosio
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this plays? I am so, yeah, I'm still and the
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power cable that connects to the screen.
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I would like to sever it and okay, hopefully that breaks
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their spell somewhat And then drop it into that ring of
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conductive water on the conductive chairs that their
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feet are also slashed in and proceeded to shock them with to
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at least 280 V .5 a which is the real lethal damage, huh?
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Creative, way of killing nine freshly grown human beings
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esteems human. Oh well, we'll find out
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eventually I suppose we've already had this moral
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discussion. One of my sight so whether or
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not This more orders guys, discussion fucking kill them.
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So you unplug all the Steve's and then you stick it into the
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ground roll me, something I'm going to just roll basic Tech
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because I'm basic as fuck. That's a crit.
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Jim motherfucker, cause I'm basic as fuck.
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You manage to zap them all. All of them, Get Zapped, they
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all Shake around. And then they start to sizzle,
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one of them, something explodes, underneath their headset and
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Blood starts to pour down there Chief.
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You suspect one of their eyeballs, the first and the all
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the bodies, all fall to the floor in an electric, hump until
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eventually somewhere. A fuse goes off and the
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electricity dies, your creek giving you safety even though
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you set electricity on the ground that you're standing on
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others, we grounded. That's the only thing that's
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left on because it's on a separate circuit is the in room
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control. Computer which is behind you.
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And as you boop it, your elbow hits, the correct number and it
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unlocks and now you have access to what they were listening to.
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Hey that's that's 13 for the scoreboard for me now.
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Jeb yeah cat named that's why he wants to do it.
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Hey check it out. Well I found out what they were
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listening to he orders. Well just Iota sucks.
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That sucks, sato's, putter face. And that the Cowboys dad gets
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crabby. He also is rubbish.
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It has the primary mission of a Steve is to take down the crew
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of no latency. You must never tell anyone where
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this building is. Under pain of death, you are
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being programmed to shoot yourself in the head if you tell
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anyone so you'll do it. The third perogative of esteem
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is to amass money to continue. The great evolution of steam to
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see her heritage How are you?
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So the that part there, everyone if I could just get your input
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that part there were he says to take out the recording and the
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the the tape and do it again. Was that part of the programming
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for the steam? So they just kept taking up the
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tape. I think they were just, I think
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this it was whoever was recording it wanted to do
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another, you know, have another go in and I think I own has,
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right, because it feels I'm looking at this.
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This is based off of Old technology, like ancient
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technology. Something that like all the
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really, really old people used to call VHS.
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No one has ever heard of it. Stand for, nobody knows, it's
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been lost in time. It's probably video Something
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video video happy sister but you home but you home system?
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No it sounds great. It sounds basic fuck video does.
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I don't know what else. So okay I understand that that's
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what would confuse you but for me I'm more confused on that.
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The Steve's, our number one priority is fucking with us now.
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Did not say fuck with it did say fuck.
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So are they trying to fuck us? They certainly been doing a
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terrible job so far. I mean if we remember correctly
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the first Steve we did run into is said that their name was
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Steve and they're here to please.
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Yeah, this is U2. U2 cos this, me and Jeff have
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nothing to do with the original. I see it.
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Did they say Fuck sauna Channel? Steve.
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Well, they said the included us and the fucking but we did not
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cause the ire of the Steve's. It was you tired of doing
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anything before you met us. I had nothing to do with the
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Steve's. I also don't think that it was
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me, then why does he hate us so much?
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I mean they said that I so because we kill them.
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I don't know. We killed one in the desert but
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that was because he was trying to do eyes blue.
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We shot a rocket launcher off and and now it's there has to be
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plenty of people that are killing still.
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We have remember the origin story of The Steve villain?
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Do you need a refresher? You like, no.
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I think canonically the fact that I don't, Member makes sense
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Steve has become so unimportant to us that he's not even worth
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remembering is it is it safe to go back in there?
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Have you turned it off? Here me Sports watching.
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It's cool. All right the search the room
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actually I don't think I am going to go in there.
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I thought about it but there are a lot of Steve's and they're all
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dead and one of their eyeballs popped out and I'm not really
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interested in getting any of that on me.
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Jabba, you near that? Vroom.
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Oh, would you were talking about the big circle room?
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Where a bunch of people died in someone's eye?
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Yeah, I imagine that was just right outside.
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I was watching. Okay, Romi, resist, torture
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drugs. It's also time thanks to your
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tile. Beeping right now.
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Are you taking meds? No.
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Yeah, retro you all you rolled over.
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Whoa, money. Eat the I juice out of that
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Steve real bad and then you're probably going to eat the other
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one because it's just really tasty.
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I got just as you remove it from the top of their head, you
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discover that both eyes of popped out.
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One of them exploded in it, but it's like a bowl and you can eat
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it like a cup of soup. And I just, you just turn it up
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to your mouth, like, like some Ramen.
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It's just dripping down my chin nose.
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Oh my goodness. And then your tile goes off and
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your and you get the notification.
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Take your Are you not even going to share any with Sloan?
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She gonna have some baby girl get in here.
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You're welcome, Sloan have a hot meal on me, then do yes.
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We might need to take Jeb off of that trial.
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That's how many wings does he pills left?
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Oh my goodness, seems like a fatal.
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So, to be honest, and I'm not sure.
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That's, I know if you could just give us a second.
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No. Sorry.
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I'm not sure if the It will wear off off of this formula.
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We have no idea if the condition goes away, when you stop taking
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a drug right, well, we do have Sawtooth on it.
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Yeah, I mean, he's a good medic. Great great, great asano.
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Could you please come back over here?
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Jeb. You gain 5, HP above your
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regular. Oh, yeah.
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Yes. There might be a time soon that
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we have to put him down. I mean, it could be that or just
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rain him. I'm s do it right now.
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I would be very much really well that.
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Well, let's wait at least till the end of his trial, which is
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three days from now. But also, he seems to be
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basically orgasming by eating dead bodies.
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That's what I'm witnessing for make.
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Make this out. Oh my, you get in my mouth.
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The blood bukkake for you. Well, here's the thing.
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Is that we need to observe him after the trial to see if the
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side effects wear off. And if not we do have Sawtooth
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working on an antidote, currently to sell terasaka.
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Is there a chance he could become a hostile?
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There is a chance and that's why I'm asking.
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That we have a plan to hopefully restrain him chop off his head.
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A restrain him. I would like to avoid killing
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this test subject. Hmm.
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All right I will if he goes wild I will attempt to restrain him.
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Thank you. I would y'all talking about here
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is the mirrors? Oh, hey.
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I think I might have an idea. Let me check something.
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Can I check to see if There is a light switch in the room, Ro
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perception. That's my jam, 12.
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Yes, you flip the light switch on and you drop your keys, going
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to bend down to pick them up. Yes, you bend down to pick him
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up and as you turn to your left, you see on the underside of the
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trash, can a red bus, whoo button.
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Well, I have to have to press the shiny button.
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You pressing the button on the trash, can on the North or the
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South, those two. Hmm, yes, there's two, 21 in
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each trash can. Okay, I'm going to announce this
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to everybody that there are buttons in the trash cans.
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Why would that be buttons in the trash cans?
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Let's discuss a safe place. What do you expect?
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I assume there's some secret passage here because we have not
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found any sort of way to get above the throats of my
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extensive knowledge of traps and doors that I've learned from
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video game playing would teach me that we have to As both
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buttons at the same time. Remy, this is not a video game,
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this is real and press the button.
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See what happened? Okay, push the right button.
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You press the one on the right? You hear a click and the mirror
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pushes back and then swings to the side and a corridor appears?
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Okay. I was wrong.
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So, I know I will I confer to you.
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I obviously my video game knowledge has failed.
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Me. God damn you.
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EA EA, it's in the game. I'll press the other button.
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Now, you press the other button and the other mirror does the
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same. This time opening a passageway,
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to the other side. So now there's a passageway
25:27
South and there's a passageway North's leading to a room on
25:31
either side. Okay?
25:32
But not the same room. So do we all go together as one
25:36
to a room or do we Scooby gang - do you want to split up?
25:40
Mmm. Yeah, I mean, I am fine with
25:46
splitting up if we Out for help. If we need it I will go down
25:52
this one with Wendell since this is the one that we shot at.
25:56
So you're going north. Yes I'll go south I will also go
26:00
sail job. Could you wipe your face please?
26:04
You just cause her. What your colleague just got?
26:09
You got jacket. I just got you that jacket.
26:12
Honestly, I'm a blood stain on your jacket because you did roll
26:14
a one earlier. I am so sorry.
26:16
I have no idea. It came over me, I like drella,
26:19
gize, drunk, he kills my perhaps ultimately and gorged.
26:23
Sure, bro. 11, that seems my personal grooming to me to say
26:28
it, but this personal grooming 11 rope and he rolled it.
26:31
And he rolled, he rolled a one in that 11 as well.
26:34
And it's not enough and he spreads the blood more and get
26:37
some on your brand-new pollster and equipment, and it now has
26:43
Steve blood-stained into the stitching.
26:45
All on one side now, man. I mean shit, I got the mixture
26:49
of fucked up, shit. I'm gonna have to take this to a
26:53
dry cleaner. Amps.
26:54
Get. Oh, I know, I know a great dry
26:56
cleaner. Yeah, I'll take care of it.
26:57
It's all right. My bad, my bad.
26:59
I'm just look at Tha know. Are you you going with them or
27:02
you coming with us? I will go with you.
27:07
Jeb reeks of blood and it's rather disgusting.
27:11
All right. So Iona, Sano and Vandal.
27:14
Take the North Route and retro and Jab, take the South fruit.
27:19
Who should we go with first? Go with Jeb and retro.
27:23
I'm peeking over retro shoulder. See if I can see into the Next
27:27
Room. Meanwhile, I got my hand real
27:31
close to my Colt 45. All right.
27:34
You come up to a door, there's a door right in front of you.
27:36
Bust it Down, Right row. Looks have a little finesse.
27:40
You know, we. All right behind you.
27:42
I'll kick it down. I'll mute kicking.
27:44
Okay. Say miss out on.
27:45
Okay, all right, you go and milk it.
27:47
I'm just gonna go ahead. Pair my assault rifle, right?
27:50
Breach and clear ready wait? Wait wait wait.
27:55
All right go for it. Whatever preach acquire,
27:57
whatever breach and clear all breach and clear, I guess
28:00
tactics, that's the thing, that's enough.
28:02
Oh yeah, it's oh, God, not bad. Yeah, you wrote your old a 13?
28:08
Which is good enough for the door to swing open.
28:11
And is it swings open standing in front of you is a big
28:15
fuck-off Steve with his gun pointed at At the doorway
28:18
because he's been able to see you through the two-way mirror
28:21
the entire time. So he was ready and he pulls the
28:24
trigger to shoot both of you and he's the years of very large
28:29
large person and he has a plus one shotgun, he rolls a 16 and
28:33
he hits both of you with The Buckshot causing 13 damage.
28:37
I'll teach you. I like to say that Jeb was in
28:40
front of me. Okay you take one less damage
28:45
than him but this Steve just watched you kill And Steve's.
28:49
Yeah. Astra he was ready.
28:51
He also watched you find the door cause he'd you just walk
28:54
through a two-way mirror. He's been watching you the
28:55
entire time. Okay, I'll shit back up.
28:58
Close the door, close the door. He busted.
29:01
It's a good thing. I've only got a rate of fire of
29:02
one. Yep your boss did it's a good
29:04
thing. The right Favre.
29:05
One that how my voice? Sounded cool for a minute.
29:08
Damn it. I'll fix that and I guess I'll
29:12
be going into initiative or can I ask ya roll initiative just so
29:16
I know who's going first Jeb. I go back up, close the door,
29:19
close the door, as I close the door, you hear it?
29:22
Cheap sound and I like to think that from the Steve's point of
29:27
view. He just hears a rolling sound.
29:30
He looks down and those are frag grenade between his feet.
29:34
Oh shit. Okay, where's evasion?
29:38
Oh, that's 27 though. That's a crit 7.
29:41
That's not good enough. You try and do this cool move
29:44
where you're like, yeah I'm going to throw it and slam the
29:47
door but you Door and throw it and it hits the bottom of the
29:50
door rolls against the very corner and you have less than
29:53
three seconds to jump away. You still have an action, I'll
29:57
give you it. If you want to do something
29:59
cool, a troll evasion and also retro relevation because you're
30:03
standing in a small hallway with a grenade.
30:05
But so yeah, I'm jumping out of there as fast as I can.
30:09
And maybe we'll, hey, at the very least, maybe a little
30:12
explode and then the, the glass will go shattering towards our
30:18
good friend. Steve, what's your evasion roll?
30:21
Patrick, my vision role is 22. So, retro you rolled a 22 and
30:26
Jeb, you rolled at 7:00. That's not very good.
30:30
So retro, you know what? Two steps back and you trip
30:34
slightly and you slam. The bulletproof glass shot and
30:38
it traps Jeb in this tiny room in it and the grenade goes off
30:43
and it causes 22 damage. So it's all right.
30:49
Sorry. So you take your armor which is
30:53
now 10. It gets a bladed by 2 because
30:55
it's a grenade and then you take whatever damage is left in us.
30:59
We don't have to kill jab. He's, they're gonna do God, it's
31:05
amazing. Now, on the other side of the,
31:07
of the door you hear the big Steve start to laugh.
31:12
I can't I come out of the lowers funniest.
31:16
I come out of the north side. Did job just try to blow himself
31:22
up? Is that door?
31:23
Shut is Jeb in there? Yeah, Jeb is in there, as well
31:27
as a big fuck-off Steve and I knew just left him in there with
31:31
a grenade and a steep hill. Grenade.
31:34
And I was trying to get out and then I slipped on the blood
31:37
trail, that he, that Jeb had left from all of his, you know,
31:41
gorging and the door slip behind me.
31:44
When I fell back, I wonder I wonder if he's just Ravenous
31:50
enough to get the Steve probably I just hope he's not ravenous
31:55
enough to eat himself the. That is part of the that
32:00
medication that is kind of what it is designed for.
32:04
Do you do we need to help, or are you?
32:07
Do you have this? I think we got it.
32:11
Okay, let's go. Okay, I guess we'll do our side
32:14
and now we know that there's a Steve there.
32:16
Yeah. I'll have my gun and sort out.
32:19
As we opened the door for the next.
32:21
I'm gonna stay back here tap and now you stay back to okay,
32:26
retro. Do you want to finish your turn?
32:28
Yes, I'd like to take my turn. You're gonna have to press the
32:33
button again to open the door. We don't have that same time,
32:36
you're wrong about that. I want to point that out to the
32:38
friends, right? Yes.
32:41
You're welcome. You're learning been do.
32:43
Good luck buddy. Try not to kill Jack.
32:45
Yes I'll press the button and go back the door swings open and
32:49
there's a singed jet so eyebrows God.
32:53
Oh boy. Okay.
32:55
Oh I fucked it up real bad, the Steve continues to laugh behind
33:02
the door. How much name?
33:04
Fuck you do I have left? You've got enough to get down
33:10
the corridor. It's not very far.
33:11
Can I get down the corridor running kick.
33:16
Fuck off. Stephen the balls and then shoot
33:19
them with a shotgun. Yes that sounds.
33:22
Cool. Roll for it.
33:23
Isn't Steve behind a door is but it does not locked.
33:27
It's just okay. Oh, so if you kick it at all,
33:29
just fly open. Yeah.
33:30
That's why it was easy to kick open earlier.
33:32
Okay, so the double check, there's no reason for it to be,
33:36
it's a secret door to a city. It's a normal door to a secret
33:39
door 019. Yeah, that's good.
33:43
You're all the 19 and you can do a cool thing.
33:46
When you kick him in the balls. Okay, so I will get very upset
33:51
my face. We'll just go to your shotgun as
33:55
well. Yes, my face will turn to just
33:57
that Statics know because I'm really angry now.
34:01
And I'll go running down the hallway.
34:03
As Steve is laughing, because he's not paying attention
34:05
because it's laughing so hard and as he's laughing so hard, I
34:09
will proceed to kick him with my steel-toed boot, right?
34:12
In the balls, hoping that he drops.
34:16
To his knees. Which then take the shotgun
34:19
straight to his forehead and let loose both sure.
34:23
Oh, oh, fuck. That's a 20 and Twitter.
34:31
I'm fucked. All right.
34:32
You're all day. 20 and 26. That's a crystal that also
34:36
double pops. Yep.
34:38
So that that causes the damage of this gun three times.
34:44
It's also plus two for each one of those as well.
34:47
So it's a plus 6. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:50
I see that 21 and 18 and a 22. Yeah.
34:53
No. He's dead.
34:54
It's, he's got an HP of 50. So, his head explodes batters
35:01
against the glass now that you can see into the circle room,
35:05
where he definitely just watched you murder all of his brothers
35:09
and sisters I suppose or brothers.
35:10
Yeah. Kiss Kindred his Kindred,
35:14
indeed, his kin. But everything else is body.
35:19
Doesn't mean there aren't any women identifying Steve's.
35:23
Yeah, that's probably what his head explodes at the head of
35:30
this shotgun. And you can smell the salt as it
35:33
fills the room. Its body hits the ground out of
35:37
his neck hole. Comes some black smoke, it seeps
35:41
up into the sky. And now you're alone in this
35:44
room and on the wall, it says, observation to, and you turn
35:48
around and there's Jeb, dusting himself off, Jeb roll, resist
35:51
torture drugs, 14. You can choose to eat the Steve
35:57
to gain HP Turnigy of already, seasoned them for you and I
36:02
like, Jeb car, like hobbles over.
36:04
He's clutching his side where there's just like bits of Just
36:08
shards of glass and grenade in him.
36:12
You kind of like hobbles over it goes, you son of a bitch.
36:15
Steve, I swear to God, if this was any other day and I just
36:20
take a severed arm and just Chomp it.
36:23
All right, you feel a lot better.
36:25
The outside wounds heal almost instantly, but the hunger starts
36:30
to deplete a little bit. As you eat the Steve, he's got a
36:33
lot of meat on him. You gain for HP back.
36:39
Oh, hey of been better. Yeah, meanwhile in the north
36:44
room. I have my sword outs.
36:47
I have my gun out. I own a van Del are, like, on
36:51
the other side of the hallway. And I listened to the other side
36:57
of the door to see, if there's any people behind it, you can
36:59
hear sniffling. Look, okay.
37:06
I say, I hear you in there. Drop.
37:10
Drop your weapons. And we won't kill you.
37:14
Yes, you promise. Yes, okay.
37:18
Roll something for that bureaucracy.
37:26
I'll roll persuasion. Great 16.
37:35
I'm shit at that. That and your hair and put his
37:39
gun down. Do I put my hands up?
37:42
Yes. You have to tell me that.
37:44
No, is anyone else in the room with you know, you pause there.
37:51
Sure. Because they're going to die if
37:54
I come in and they see them with weapons, you can McKay.
37:59
You can save their lives. Well, I mean There's no one
38:02
here. So that's kind of.
38:03
All right, I'm coming in. I'm killing anyone with a
38:06
weapon. Okay, I haven't got a weapon
38:08
night and I open the door. Are you open the door?
38:11
And there is a Steve in his pants.
38:13
Its hands up. There's no one else.
38:17
That's just me. I know, right.
38:20
Can you tell me what I am sauna? I assume your program to hate
38:24
me. Yeah, well, so no.
38:29
How's it going? I have the situation under
38:33
control. I've watched a video about.
38:37
But oh I guess you know waving the he's weirdly Fanny.
38:43
Okay. Are you different from the rest
38:47
of the Steve's? I'm just fuck up.
38:49
You're a fuckup, how are you fucking?
38:51
Yeah. Oh, they say, oh, fuck.
38:52
I'm so that's why they put me on.
38:54
And Dewey. I'm might become a science.
38:56
Steve, what are you fuck up? I'm not killing it all as soon.
39:05
It does. That does that mean that you're
39:07
not going to kill us? What they gave me a gun?
39:10
Well, you can give that to me. It's on the ground.
39:12
I'd spend. Oh, don't touch it.
39:14
Vandals gonna think? I'm just pointing, I'm just
39:17
letting you know because if you touch it sauna will kill you.
39:20
Then they'll go ahead and take that gun.
39:22
All right. Fender goes and grabs the gun it
39:24
shit. Steve, do you know anything
39:28
about what's going on here? Are you just another goon?
39:33
I've been training. Okay.
39:36
Do you know what they're trying but I haven't been given that
39:40
clearance yet. You know what they're trying to
39:42
do here make Steve's. But why are these what do you
39:47
call it? Protocols, being given to this T
39:49
is why I hate us, why steal money, why?
39:53
All this stuff that's really above my pay grade.
39:57
Then why did you tell that to people at our level?
39:59
Why do you do it? Because the brain thing tells
40:03
us, okay, do you know how to get to a key card for the next
40:09
elevator? The science officer has it.
40:11
You were scary. It's a science officer in there.
40:15
Is he ought to me? Other side of that door.
40:17
They won't open it up. Is he armed?
40:20
He's got to Oh, you mean a gun? Probably.
40:24
Can you call him? And I call him, can you call him
40:27
in here to open the door? Oh, I really thought that I
40:31
don't give a shit. Sure, okay.
40:33
If you ask suspicious, I'll kill you, did you?
40:35
You got it double finger guns. So the Steve rotten that one and
40:41
he grabs his tile and it slips out of his hand.
40:43
Pulls a grande, a cracked into eight different pieces.
40:47
So in answer to your previous question, no, mmm.
40:52
Gonna kill me, aren't you? Yeah, I'm gonna kill you.
40:55
Okay, well thanks for at least a moment before you go.
40:59
Do you want to meet you? Want to meet the others can I
41:03
yeah, let's just do that for him.
41:05
Okay. I just want to know is what has
41:07
a personality. This isn't make.
41:08
A wish I own a. Come on Skye.
41:13
Can you will you use the fires running?
41:19
Can you come here chip and run me a hand?
41:23
That's so cool and slow. Yeah.
41:31
Oh shit. And I take out a gun that shoot
41:33
up. Go for it.
41:41
Can we? I just want to make it
41:53
hits the mirror behind Steve and man to strike back at you roll.
41:58
Damn it. No.
42:05
You take half of that, okay drama goddamn it bounces off and
42:11
it like makes another scrape on your almost brand new holster,
42:19
okay? I just Jim just slumps down.
42:28
They all said they weren't I have at least a minute.
42:31
Left. Hold on.
42:32
Wait. So this one's up for grabs then?
42:34
Well, this one is, this is, this is Sotto because he wants to die
42:38
by. He played, oh, he promised?
42:41
Yes. Oh, hi Steve.
42:46
Do you remember, you kick me in the nuts.
42:48
I wanted to I'm as well as well, as you for Halloween, you're the
42:52
know. You're the one who tied me up.
42:54
That's why I got demoted to science.
42:57
It's because you dressed up like him or because your back,
42:59
excellent Knights defense. Listen.
43:01
Instead of killing him. I measured his head for a
43:03
cluster of, fuck up. Yeah.
43:05
But don't ever get angry. That would be against your
43:08
programming. Yeah.
43:09
Wait. So you went against your
43:11
programming Steve's can go against the program sometimes.
43:15
No, not a lot of trouble and it hurts actually okay.
43:19
Can I ask for sidebar? Sidebar for the rest of us.
43:21
Do I have to keep my hand? Yes.
43:23
And you turn around and face the corner like you're in trouble so
43:28
I can't 200 in. Yeah, okay.
43:31
Oh my head I could do that. That's better for audio to
43:33
thanks. Hmm, Jeb is passed out on the
43:36
floor. Sidebar with that.
43:38
Fine. That's fine.
43:41
Please don't get that close to me.
43:42
Please, please stay a little bit farther away.
43:45
Okay. Okay, thank you.
43:47
So, we're in a unique position here.
43:52
I believe in totally of eradication of all Steve's as we
43:57
discussed. However, this is the first see
44:01
that we have met. That is weird in Steve sense.
44:09
Detective I did, I did feel that way.
44:15
Mmm. Do we want to use this to our
44:18
advantage? Somehow, he does seat Italy.
44:20
Should we bring Steve along it good for now?
44:24
The Steve could help us if we need to bypass some area where
44:28
only Steve's could get into, that's totally fair and he knows
44:31
this building better than we do and he does seem to know us
44:35
pretty well and he seems pretty ready to die if he fucks up so
44:40
well, he knows as long as it's you.
44:41
That does it? Hmm?
44:43
Okay. You know what I meant.
44:46
I'm not a whore. There's no threat here.
44:49
All right? Steve.
44:51
Yes, we are postponing your death if you help us.
44:57
Okay. If the reason I had stopped just
45:01
thinking about the rules, right? We have to mess with you as much
45:04
as possible. I'm shit at that.
45:06
So I probably won't. I can't tell you where this
45:09
building is. Mmm.
45:11
I have to make a lot of money. Yeah.
45:13
You know what make you Lot of money, but that would be us
45:17
because we get paid a lot. Okay?
45:19
That makes absolutely no sense, which will end at would also be
45:22
fucking with us, because you'd be taking our money.
45:26
That's a good loophole. Thanks Iona, you're so smart.
45:29
Thank you first. First point of order.
45:33
Where is your hand sanitizer in the bathroom?
45:37
And where's your bathroom? I'm at door.
45:40
Can you open the door for me? They Won't Let Me Wait behind
45:44
this door. Yeah.
45:45
The other end of this room. There's okay.
45:47
The next day, right? Okay, they let you in because
45:51
they saw you kill everyone. Okay, let me check this room.
45:55
Is there anything in this room than I can?
45:56
I met would help us. Do perception 13?
46:01
Yes, you have find much in the trash can.
46:06
What will you do? Find on the computer is a map of
46:09
the floor. Okay, so you now have an image
46:13
on the computer of what the rest of this floor.
46:14
Looks like, and in the Next Room, there's a large large room
46:17
with a computer terminal. There's some kind of circular
46:20
opening in the middle of the room and then a bathroom South
46:23
and an office. North.
46:24
Okay. Well, looks like there's only
46:29
one way to handle I guess. This is like, is this like a
46:32
regular door? Or is this like a?
46:34
It's a do with a simple lock on it.
46:36
It's just got a little turn lock again.
46:38
It's a secret room. So it didn't need too much
46:40
security, but there is a way to lock the door and they saw you
46:42
do that so they locked it. Okay.
46:44
Well, alright Sano, I'm gonna try to unlock the store after
46:49
what happened in the last room. I'm going to need you at the
46:52
ready to attack. Anything that might possibly be
46:54
in front of it because obviously they know we're here.
46:56
Yeah, I'm ready. Okay.
46:58
I'm going to go ahead and unlock the door.
47:00
Someone want to kick. Jab awake.
47:02
I will do it, but I'll do it really hard in his face.
47:06
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
47:11
Oh yeah. I think that's tickets.
47:13
Loss of tooth there shano. Well, you could probably eat it
47:17
and gain some help. Nope.
47:21
Nice little too tough to chew. Listen, can we please get out of
47:27
here? I just leave them like patch.
47:28
Catch up or something? Yeah, that's get through this
47:32
floor and then get you, you need some sort of something.
47:36
Yeah, we got a lot of humor in the party or something.
47:39
It's wrong. Probably TT.
47:41
RPG have a med tech. Now, I'm going to make one of
47:43
those. Why does it look like your hand
47:49
is stuck in the door? Because my hand is actually
47:51
stuck in the door, I don't know. Oh, it's because you rolled a
47:55
six. Yeah, it's because I think my My
47:58
tool hand got damaged from goddamn grenade and so it's
48:06
actually like my finger is stuck in the door.
48:09
Goddamn I get out my heat sword and I just like stick it in the
48:13
door and like just cut a hole around, it just stands to it and
48:20
scroll for it. It is like a light saber, a
48:24
whole Attack. Yeah, let's be successful.
48:30
Okay 21:21. Yeah.
48:33
You cut around the lock beautifully and now retro you're
48:36
going to have to spend do something because there's now a
48:39
piece of door stuck to the top of one of your fingers.
48:43
Fuck. It's like a weight on my pinky.
48:47
All right. Do you push the door open before
48:50
that? I talked, I say to the Steve,
48:52
Steve the funks. Yes, yes.
48:56
Say here. We're going to kill everyone in
48:57
there. Okay?
48:59
After that, you're going to help us go through the rest of the
49:03
floors. All right?
49:05
I mean that will mess with us so you take our money.
49:08
Yeah. And then you get money.
49:11
You don't reveal where this is so all your Protocols are funny.
49:14
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
49:16
Okay. Just don't die.
49:18
You got it. If you mess up we're gonna kill
49:20
you but not in a cool way like in a dolly.
49:23
No, please. Yeah.
49:24
So don't mess up. Okay, yeah.
49:26
Well let Jeb have you. Yeah, no yeah, no yeah probably
49:40
kill himself in that time. And then what are you guys
49:45
talking about? Hey Steve.
50:01
What they say about My Looks owner and vendor land Sano.
50:07
And then looks at retro and tries to make eye contact but
50:09
can't work it out. Jeb is like still, Jeb is still
50:13
holding onto like his side. Like I like still have clearly
50:16
bleeding and you just slowly like grabs for his gun like,
50:20
fumbles a little bit like coccyx back places.
50:25
It just Like Point Blank at his head.
50:28
Steve don't fucking life out of me.
50:29
Come on. Rope is a rope is waiting.
50:37
Don't kill this. Steve.
50:40
We want this to you but Steve I want a pet Steve.
50:46
They said you were the worst one.
50:47
You're all the 21. They said you were the worst
50:48
one, but they said you were the first one.
50:49
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
50:51
That's not me. They did it.
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I just heard the Steve said he was and I just tap them on the
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head a few times with the barrel of the gun.
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Yeah, see kinds of really cool. Don't don't lie, it's not good
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for any of us. Now seeing him said that he had
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dibs on you, otherwise who your head to go.
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Jeb limps away. Yeah.
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Yeah, and everybody's like your head would not be everyone ready
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to go through the door. Yeah.
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Freeze Frame. Yeah, freeze.
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Yeah. Let's do it to be continued.
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Oops. Next time on Nolan's.
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Exactly. Jeb.
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Shut up. I'm sorry.
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I'm really getting a little loopy over here.
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No, no, no. Can't.
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You just shoot me a fate truly worse than death?
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Iona. You okay.
52:23
This is really pathetic. Hey Steve, you need a hand.
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Oh, it hurts to laugh. Hey you know who we are?
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Right? Yeah, I'm Sato.
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My word is my bond. All right.
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Yeah. I just chop his head off.
52:39
You made her cry. Great job.
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You really fuck with them. You really fucked with their
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Steve, just get her some hey, just give her some space.
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Oh, my that did not help at all. I think that made things worse.
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Why is this dungeon such a shit show for everybody?
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