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Hermes Fortune, Jodeci 2024 LV Residency, 1 Has 2 Go, 17 Y/O Ph. D and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show.
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  Speaker 8: Real grateful for that. You know, it's funny. I remember
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  Speaker 8: when I first started out in radio. A lot of
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  Speaker 8: my peers laughed at me. Some of it was being
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  Speaker 8: mean spirited, some of it was just you know, mocking me.
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  Speaker 8: I'm used to stuff like that. But I had a
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  Speaker 8: special guest on my show, Joel Oldstein, and you know something, man,
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  Speaker 8: he said something that was I can't remember the scripture.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know exactly how it were like we were
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  Speaker 8: having a long conversation, but the gist of it was,
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  Speaker 8: don't be upset with where you are now, and don't
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  Speaker 8: be upset with the small things in your life. Be
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  Speaker 8: grateful for the small things and the small position that
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  Speaker 8: you have right now. Because you don't know where that's going.
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  Speaker 8: You don't know what that's gonna be one day, you
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  Speaker 8: don't know what that's gonna lead to. And that was
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  Speaker 8: very warming to hear him say that. But it also
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  Speaker 8: reminded me of when I started in radio, how small
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  Speaker 8: it was. It reminded me of when I started in
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  Speaker 8: stand up making twenty five dollars a show. It reminds
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  Speaker 8: me of not having a home at a period in
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  Speaker 8: my life and what God has allowed me to live
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  Speaker 8: in now. So don't be distraught over your position now,
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  Speaker 8: and don't be ungrateful or unappreciative for the things you
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  Speaker 8: have now because you don't know what that's going to
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  Speaker 8: grow into. And that's really the gist of that I
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  Speaker 8: got from what he was saying. I just wanted to
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  Speaker 8: share that with you, that where you are now is
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  Speaker 8: so temporary because now, like I've said before, now is
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  Speaker 8: a fleeting moment. Right after you finish saying now, that
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  Speaker 8: moment that you claimed as now, that's gone. So the
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  Speaker 8: where you are now is a very fleeting process. Now
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  Speaker 8: you can change where you are now, and you can
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  Speaker 8: change how you feel about where you're at now, and
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  Speaker 8: you can change about where you're going by simply changing
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  Speaker 8: your mind.
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  Speaker 4: It is no difference.
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  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, folks, the thing that I've learned about
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  Speaker 8: successful people is not so much of what they do.
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  Speaker 4: It's not what they have.
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  Speaker 5: The biggest thing I've learned about successful people is how
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  Speaker 5: they think. That's the thing that's different. It's how they think.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm telling you that you can change the way
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  Speaker 8: you think on any subject and start becoming successful towards that.
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  Speaker 8: Starting now, you have to understand that, man, the biggest
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  Speaker 8: difference I've noticed between successful people and non successful people
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  Speaker 8: is how they think. I was reading what it's God
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  Speaker 8: said that he was taught all wrong about money. He
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  Speaker 8: said that his father was very negative about money. He
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  Speaker 8: all throughout his life he heard his father say, you know,
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  Speaker 8: people who got money have walked on somebody to get it,
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  Speaker 8: or cheated somebody to get it. People who have money,
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  Speaker 8: money is the root of all evil. Money is money
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  Speaker 8: is this And people who got money, you know, don't
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  Speaker 8: deserve it. They've done something wrong to get it. Yah
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  Speaker 8: to y'all. So, he said, he grew up the whole
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  Speaker 8: time thinking that having money was something was wrong with that.
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  Speaker 8: He discovered that it wasn't look. You can choose to
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  Speaker 8: be successful anywhere you want to. I've chosen several ways
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  Speaker 8: to be successful. I want to be a very, very
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  Speaker 8: successful father. I think that's one of the things that's
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  Speaker 8: paramount in my life that I really am working hard
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  Speaker 8: right now to become a successful father. Not a successful
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  Speaker 8: father in terms of money, but a successful father in
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  Speaker 8: terms of offering the amount of love and guidance and
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  Speaker 8: leadership and the example that my children need to look at.
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  Speaker 8: And that's what I'm really really working hard at now.
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  Speaker 8: I want to be successful as a father, but also
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  Speaker 8: I want to be successful as a husband.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 8: I want Marjorie to always that she can count on me,
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  Speaker 8: to not have to wonder about me or look for me.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 8: I want her to feel secure in the fact that
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  Speaker 8: I really have gotten it right, that I really am
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  Speaker 8: focused on being a good husband to her because it
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  Speaker 8: means so much to me, you know. So I'm working
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  Speaker 8: hard on a lot of levels. I'm working hard and
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  Speaker 8: trying very strong to be a successful motivator of people.
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  Speaker 8: I want to be a share of information to people
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  Speaker 8: that will uplift others and give others the same things
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  Speaker 8: that I've learned through the trials and tribulations of my life.
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  Speaker 8: But at the same time share that information and use
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  Speaker 8: the power of this microphone to uplift people, you know,
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  Speaker 8: not to destroy it. My show is not about Ooh,
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  Speaker 8: guess what so and so said? Guess what so and
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  Speaker 8: so did. I don't like mean spirited things about people,
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  Speaker 8: you know. I joke with people who calling this that's
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  Speaker 8: another thing. But I don't like destroying people with the
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  Speaker 8: power of the microphone. So I'm working very hard on
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  Speaker 8: being successful in a lot of areas of my life now.
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  Speaker 8: Also I do care about being financially successful too, because
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  Speaker 8: my father. One of the gifts he gave me was
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  Speaker 8: very simple gift. He told me a long time ago.
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  Speaker 8: He said, son, the best thing you can do for
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  Speaker 8: poor people is not be one of them.
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  Speaker 4: And that stuck with me. And this was a hard
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  Speaker 4: working man who was a coal miner who worked construction
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  Speaker 4: his entire life. My father didn't have an easy life man.
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  Speaker 4: My father didn't sit behind a microphone. My father didn't
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  Speaker 4: come to work and people cheered for him. My father
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  Speaker 4: wasn't famous. My father was just a go get it dude.
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  Speaker 4: That he instilled that in me and I've taken that
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  Speaker 4: and applied it to my craft, and I thank God
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  Speaker 4: for him for that. But I do try to be
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  Speaker 4: financially successful so that I can do some things with
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  Speaker 4: it to help some other people. Now, am I opposed
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  Speaker 4: to having nice things?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 4: Do I apologize for having nice things?
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  Speaker 6: No?
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  Speaker 4: And why should I? I work?
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  Speaker 8: You know, I'm not on the radio asking to give
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  Speaker 8: me money, you know, so I can go buy a car.
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  Speaker 8: I'm working, so I don't feel how you want to feel.
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  Speaker 8: And other people do feel that way about it. But
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  Speaker 8: if success in terms of finance is what you're lacking,
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  Speaker 8: you can go about the business of doing that. I'm
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  Speaker 8: writing a book, and that whole book is about teaching
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  Speaker 8: people how to become successful. And Man, I'm breaking it
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  Speaker 8: down in a way where everybody can get it, man,
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  Speaker 8: because I want the college student to get it, you know.
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  Speaker 4: I want the.
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  Speaker 8: Working mom to get it, the single mom to get it.
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  Speaker 8: The hard working father that has been trying to hold
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  Speaker 8: his family together can get it. The father that ain't
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  Speaker 8: ever got it together and feel that because of that reason,
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  Speaker 8: he can't be the father he needs to be. I'm
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  Speaker 8: writing something, man, to put it into words, to let
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  Speaker 8: you know that God is a forgiving God, and that
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  Speaker 8: God is a merciful God, and that God can get
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  Speaker 8: you out of any situation you find yourself in. You
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  Speaker 8: just can't beat yourself up every time you make a mistake.
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  Speaker 8: I make mistakes all the time, man, I just got
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  Speaker 8: to remind myself to get up. I ask God for forgiveness.
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  Speaker 8: I will call on his mercy and his grace and
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  Speaker 8: I get up and I go again. But it's coming, man.
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  Speaker 8: And if finance success is what you want, you got
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  Speaker 8: to change your mind. You got to start thinking about
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  Speaker 8: how to produce it. The first thing you do is
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  Speaker 8: you got to ask. You got to ask to have
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  Speaker 8: a life and have a life more abundantly. That's a
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  Speaker 8: scripture that He comes to you to give you life
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  Speaker 8: and to give you life more abundantly. That's a scripture.
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  Speaker 8: That ain't a joke, that ain't a theory. That's a fact,
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  Speaker 8: and the fact that if you don't have a life
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  Speaker 8: of abundance, you can get that by asking. Then it
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  Speaker 8: starts by believing. And how too, don't even worry about that.
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  Speaker 8: He takes care of that himself. He'll send the stuff
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  Speaker 8: your way. But you got to be willing to put
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  Speaker 8: some effort in this thing now, and you can do it.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. I know I was a little around the place today,
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  Speaker 4: but that's what it was. So you know, let's go
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  Speaker 4: get it.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: What is it today, man? You seem a little happy today?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, Walkie, just brush up of my attention.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know this holiday parties and everybody.
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  Speaker 10: You know, when you get the Christmas and everything, there
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  Speaker 10: as a certain group of people who really don't care
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  Speaker 10: nothing about Christmas.
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  Speaker 4: They just want to play space.
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  Speaker 5: Yet, hold on, Julia, what did I just say to
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  Speaker 5: make you think he was talking about Christmas?
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  Speaker 1: What did else what I'm talking about? Before the show up?
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  Speaker 1: It just said I just thought about it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, other side joke. Don't nobody know nothing about it?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, let's try to connect these jokes. JUNR. That's
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  Speaker 4: one thing you got to work on us.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing cone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're doing radio because I'm wanted. You know, the
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  Speaker 4: fans listened.
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  Speaker 8: So before the show started, we was talking about spades
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  Speaker 8: and cards.
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  Speaker 4: Now go ahead, Julie, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Unc I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 10: Like I said, there's a certain group of people who
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  Speaker 10: don't care nothing. Certain group people don't get nothing by Christmas.
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  Speaker 10: There's some people coming over there to the house just
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  Speaker 10: to play spades and Domino.
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  Speaker 8: That's it.
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  Speaker 10: Just to start a fight old Christmas. That's what they
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  Speaker 10: coming in there to do. Don't play your right card
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  Speaker 10: with them, and see what happened. See if the turkey
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  Speaker 10: don't be on the flow, See if Jams ain't gonna
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  Speaker 10: be on the tape, watch the greens.
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  Speaker 1: If you play out of turn and let a book slide,
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  Speaker 1: and see what happened. You already know that.
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  Speaker 8: Uh yeah, But if you knocked that turkey on flow, Yep,
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  Speaker 8: Christmas is gonna be real different than my housband tell
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  Speaker 8: you that right now. People that come over your house
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  Speaker 8: to play spades on Christmas usually don't have a gift.
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  Speaker 1: No, they don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: They just said, why are you coming through the dough
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  Speaker 8: on the Lord's birthday with the deck of cards? The
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  Speaker 8: damn dog? Imean you you didn't get to you ain't
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  Speaker 8: drawing no name, you ain't you ain't no card or nothing.
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  Speaker 8: You know, brought a deck of cards up in here.
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  Speaker 8: You know, we can't play cards till late night.
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  Speaker 9: All right, guys, coming up at thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 9: the hour, we'll hear from the nephew as he runs
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  Speaker 9: that prank back right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 11: Morning show, all right, it is.
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  Speaker 9: Time for the nephew to run that prank back. What
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  Speaker 9: you got for us, nepht.
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  Speaker 5: We are lashing out this morning. We are lashing out.
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  Speaker 5: And this is for all you ladies out there. That's
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  Speaker 5: when eyelashes where they just way too long, They just
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  Speaker 5: just way too long. Let's just die it back a
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  Speaker 5: littleit all right. They start looking like a feather a duster. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: you know, just we can't see your forehead.
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  Speaker 4: Last it out. Let's go catch up?
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  Speaker 12: Hey slashing out? How can we lash out?
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  Speaker 4: I'm trying to reach Bianca.
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  Speaker 13: Listen?
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  Speaker 12: Is Bianca?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: Listen?
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  Speaker 5: My name is Brian. My my wife Jamie come up
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  Speaker 5: there and get her eyelashes done?
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  Speaker 6: Is uh?
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  Speaker 4: Who the who's the owner of this place?
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  Speaker 12: I am Brian? What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 14: Going on?
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  Speaker 4: You you're Bianca. You're the one that owned the place.
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  Speaker 12: I'm Bianca. I'm the owner. We opened about a year
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  Speaker 12: and a half ago. Proud, happy, black owned, women owned,
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  Speaker 12: woman owned establishment.
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  Speaker 11: What can I do for you?
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  Speaker 9: Here's the deal.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sick and tired of my wife coming up there
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  Speaker 5: and then when she get back home, she got these
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  Speaker 5: thicks eyelashes on and they long as hell. You know,
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  Speaker 5: I'm it's these eyelashes thicking on somebody's mustache. It's a
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  Speaker 5: damn shame, you know not. They told her to take that.
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  Speaker 12: Hold up, Brian. Now, I may or may not be
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  Speaker 12: the person doing it. But whoever, I'm pretty sure probably
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  Speaker 12: that sounds familiar. But whoever, we have a lot of customers.
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  Speaker 12: But whoever comes in here, they pick their lashes. We
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  Speaker 12: we you know, we collaborate. But the girls are saying
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  Speaker 12: what they want done. They pick it. So if they're thick,
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  Speaker 12: they're thick because they want them thick.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well these are two they too thick, and then
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  Speaker 5: and they too long. Your eyelasses ain't supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: sticking away. I pass your nose. That's a damn shame.
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  Speaker 5: But let me let me tell you what I'm getting
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  Speaker 5: at though. Here's here's here's my reason for calling. If
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  Speaker 5: my wife come home one more say what n you?
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  Speaker 12: Can you send her down because I mean, I'm running
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  Speaker 12: a business here, and you sound crazy. They can cheer
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  Speaker 12: you through the fall on the girls. They're looking at
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  Speaker 12: me in the chair. I don't know what's going on.
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  Speaker 12: I don't know. Can you calm down? You loud and screaming,
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  Speaker 12: And all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Is, if my wife come home with these long thicket
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  Speaker 5: as i lasses again, I'm gonna come up there and
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  Speaker 5: raise holy hell at that damn place.
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you the truth about that.
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  Speaker 6: You know what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 12: Why you're threatening me? You are not coming up here.
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  Speaker 4: I'm coming up there.
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  Speaker 5: You if my wife coming home with them thick as
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  Speaker 5: long eye lass as again, I am No, you're not
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  Speaker 5: coming up here.
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  Speaker 12: We just opened a year and half ago.
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  Speaker 14: We are doing that.
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  Speaker 12: We don't need no drama for nobody. You need to
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  Speaker 12: talk to your wife. It's your marriage. Don't come out
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  Speaker 12: here taking it.
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  Speaker 5: Ain't nothing wrong with my marriage. The only thing wrong
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  Speaker 5: with my marriage is these damn thinking as I lasting.
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  Speaker 4: And they too long.
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  Speaker 12: That's the why are you? Why are you calling me
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  Speaker 12: with this? See now I'm yes.
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  Speaker 5: Because I'm calling because this is what she got her
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  Speaker 5: eyelashes done.
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  Speaker 12: Oh my god, Oh my god. Then you need to
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  Speaker 12: talk to your wife. Okay, I need to calm down.
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  Speaker 12: I'm running a business here. What you're trying to do
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  Speaker 12: sabotage me?
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  Speaker 3: What you work for?
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  Speaker 4: The com ain't trying to sabotage now.
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  Speaker 5: But I tell you what if she come home with
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  Speaker 5: these long thickets as I lads again, I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 5: up there and I'm gonna find all the violations and
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  Speaker 5: codes and everything building, and I will get you shut
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  Speaker 5: down if we don't stop these long thinkings as I last.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, Brian, I'm from the south Side so much. You
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  Speaker 12: need to back up because now you're threatening my livelihood. Yes,
• 17:14
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna go there.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: With you.
• 17:15
  Speaker 12: You're threatened in my livelihood. You're threatening the jobs of
• 17:18
  Speaker 12: so many girls here. What are you doing? You need
• 17:21
  Speaker 12: to talk to your wife and you need to back up.
• 17:24
  Speaker 12: And I am sorry to Kurt. We try to speak
• 17:26
  Speaker 12: class here, but now you're making me lash out at
• 17:29
  Speaker 12: from lash out. You need to back up. This is
• 17:33
  Speaker 12: my job and people have jobs. What are you doing
• 17:36
  Speaker 12: threatening to come up here? I call the cops on you,
• 17:39
  Speaker 12: and you will not be able to come here, and
• 17:41
  Speaker 12: we will not let you get her her eyelashes on.
• 17:44
  Speaker 12: And you need to fix your marriage because you've got
• 17:46
  Speaker 12: some anger issues. Clearly you pissed off at your wife
• 17:49
  Speaker 12: and you're calling us, threatening to ruin our business. Wyan,
• 17:52
  Speaker 12: what is your wife's name?
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: My wife name is.
• 17:55
  Speaker 12: My wife name is Jamie, okay, because anybody is here,
• 17:59
  Speaker 12: no Jamie or do Jamie's glashes? Okay. It's like four
• 18:04
  Speaker 12: girls raising their hand because everybody goes to somebody different,
• 18:08
  Speaker 12: So I don't know who is the Jamie slashes. But
• 18:12
  Speaker 12: you got some anger issues, okay.
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: I ain't got no anger issue.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: The only problem I got is my wife having some long,
• 18:17
  Speaker 5: thick eyelashes and they further out than her nose. And
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: thiguring it into somebody's much stand that's what I got
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: a problem with.
• 18:24
  Speaker 12: Okay, you know what, Jamie just needs to leave your
• 18:27
  Speaker 12: because if you got an issue, call her. Why are
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: you calling us?
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: Why wouldn't I call the people that put the thicker
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: eyelashes on?
• 18:36
  Speaker 4: Why wouldn't I?
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: Well, first of all, you need to talk to Jamie
• 18:40
  Speaker 12: and send her up here. We're gonna tell her not
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: to leave yours first of all. Second of all, I don't.
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: I cannot help you. You are interrupting my grinding. Okay,
• 18:50
  Speaker 12: we are interrupting our grinding, and we got a business
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: going here. What is your problem?
• 18:56
  Speaker 6: Can't you go do some work, Go and.
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: Talk to your wife and fix your marriage.
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: You know, you know what I tell you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you.
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, Beyonca. I'll tell you what you're
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: not trying to fix. No, no, no, you're trying to
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: fix the problem. I'll be up there. I'll be up
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: there and and I would bring somebody that would shut.
• 19:11
  Speaker 12: That shops right now, call him down. Tell them somebody
• 19:15
  Speaker 12: who's coming up here? And they're threatening us at lash
• 19:18
  Speaker 12: out call see they three girls calling right now? Bring
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: your little up here.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Mother.
• 19:23
  Speaker 12: Come on, come on, bring in, bring it up here.
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: Let me ask you some is Carmen up there?
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: Karmen is sitting in my face right now? What is
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: going on doing? Honey?
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: You know him?
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Card?
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: Why are you asking me about Card?
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: Where's where's Carmen at right now?
• 19:42
  Speaker 12: See right here?
• 19:42
  Speaker 9: Looking at me?
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: What what is called?
• 19:46
  Speaker 4: She is she laughing?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: Hold?
• 19:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, now she's starting to laugh.
• 19:52
  Speaker 14: She's going on.
• 19:53
  Speaker 12: Y'all gotta be looking crazy at night.
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: Be can calm down? Baby? Check this out. This is
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. You girl,
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: Carmen got me the prank phone call you.
• 20:04
  Speaker 12: Oh, oh my god, god, okay, you know what y'all
• 20:09
  Speaker 12: got me out here?
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Looking dad?
• 20:12
  Speaker 12: I cannot Tommy, Tommy, nephew Tommy. Oh my god, Oh
• 20:18
  Speaker 12: my god.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: What girl. I'm just lashing out a little bit, that's all.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: I'm just lashing Oh.
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: My god, Oh my god.
• 20:30
  Speaker 12: I'm sorry, Nephew Tommy, I was actually crazy.
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: You got to tell the nephew. What is the baddest
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: and I mean the baddest radio show in the land,
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: the one, the.
• 20:40
  Speaker 12: Only Steve Harvey Morning Show, always forever.
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: I love y'all.
• 20:48
  Speaker 9: All right, thank you, nephew. Coming up next to it
• 20:51
  Speaker 9: is ask the Celo with our Chief Love Officer Steve
• 20:54
  Speaker 9: Harvey in the building. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 20:59
  Speaker 9: coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
• 21:02
  Speaker 9: we have some good news for you, Junior about your
• 21:06
  Speaker 9: favorite group, Jodosy tell you about that in just a
• 21:09
  Speaker 9: few It's exciting news too. Remember Montgomery chair slinger Reggie
• 21:15
  Speaker 9: Bernard Ray, Well, he's going to avoid jail time after
• 21:19
  Speaker 9: hitting someone with the chair in the Big Montgomery Brawl.
• 21:22
  Speaker 9: We all remember that. And Northwest makes her rap debut
• 21:27
  Speaker 9: on stage with her dad. That is all coming up
• 21:30
  Speaker 9: at the top of the hour, But right now it
• 21:32
  Speaker 9: is time to ask the Clo. The Gussie in Charlottesville says,
• 21:38
  Speaker 9: my mother backed into my car leaving our house. My
• 21:42
  Speaker 9: husband is being unreasonable by telling me not to file
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: an insurance claim. He wants my mother to pay for it.
• 21:49
  Speaker 9: Isn't that what insurance is for? Do I make my
• 21:52
  Speaker 9: mom pay or file the claim?
• 21:55
  Speaker 8: Oh, he don't know what Your husband is being cheap?
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: He don't want that market, yes, his insurance, but man,
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: make your mama pay? Dog, I can't even man Doug.
• 22:09
  Speaker 8: I wouldn't care what my mama did about the kitchen
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: on fire. We just got to go in here and
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: get some new damn cabinets. I can't charge my mama,
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: man for nothing. I wasn't raised like that, so I
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: don't even I don't even know how to play with y'all.
• 22:22
  Speaker 8: But it's mama. Think you got one, that's all I
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: can tell you got one. Y'all know it's her mama.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: But he got to be respectful of that. Like I
• 22:33
  Speaker 8: respect Marjorie's mama, you know, as if she were mind.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: I got respect. She's a mother though, and she's older.
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: That's the part.
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: I don't understand our generation, man. Some of y'all, man,
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: we have got away from the way it is. It's
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: just caused some damn respect, man, that's all it is.
• 22:51
  Speaker 8: It's respect your elders, honor thy mother and their father,
• 22:54
  Speaker 8: and our days on this earth shall be long.
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: Y'all.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Y'a ain't heard none of that, ain't none of no. Well, damn,
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: you need to learn something, man. It's about respect, because
• 23:05
  Speaker 8: one day you're gonna be old. Old is a gold.
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: I don't understand, man. Damn dog just reported to the
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: insurance company. Yeah, those types of accidents ain't bad. Now,
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: if you out there in a hit and run and
• 23:20
  Speaker 8: a concident for somebody bumping into your car and your driveway,
• 23:24
  Speaker 8: them ain't bad. Them don't count like that, bro, Get
• 23:27
  Speaker 8: a grip man, inspect the girls, mama, and don't make
• 23:30
  Speaker 8: your mama pay for it.
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: Call your insurance company that period, cause how it's done.
• 23:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right. Moving on to Ell in Indianapolis, Elle says.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: Let your mama do nothing, not dog, that's right.
• 23:44
  Speaker 9: Elle says, I'm pregnant with my first child and I
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: met this great guy that wants to date me. My
• 23:49
  Speaker 9: child's father ghosted me two months ago, and I'm due
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: in February. Is it wrong for me to get to
• 23:55
  Speaker 9: know this new guy while I'm pregnant with another man's baby.
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: Oyo, First of all, I'd like to meet this new guy.
• 24:05
  Speaker 4: Who the hell is he?
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: Why?
• 24:07
  Speaker 9: Because he's dating a woman that's pregnant with someone else's child.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: You don't find that to be a little rare?
• 24:15
  Speaker 9: Yes, of course, I mean I know it's been done before, but.
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it means you show it that much. We
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: need you. We need you.
• 24:30
  Speaker 5: Baby that's coming here in February with her about that
• 24:33
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to put this new guy that ghosted you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 5: That don't mean this new dude ain't gonna ghost you.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 24:39
  Speaker 8: I don't mean no, Look I don't. I don't like
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: answering questions like this because the woman's pregnant.
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: But listen to me.
• 24:45
  Speaker 8: Stop getting out of one situation into another situation. Just wait,
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: why you why you gotta do something now? He ghosted
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: you two months ago, so you're gonna get another one?
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: What now?
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: What you you think he gonna be in a delivery room?
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: I mean, what's the purpose of the new guy? You
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: don't even you just met him? Like Tommy said, go
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: meet your baby. Damn say hi to him or her.
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: Finish it. You know, have yourself a nice, healthy pregnancy.
• 25:12
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Try that. Why you got to have a man, ain't
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: you don't you know that these men ain't working out
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: for you right now? Hello, just go meet your baby.
• 25:23
  Speaker 4: Baby don't know. I can't.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: I'll give him a cancel. Dating where y'all going? You're
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: finn to go to the hospital, but.
• 25:39
  Speaker 9: Not understanding.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: You go out.
• 25:44
  Speaker 9: He's gotta stay there when you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: Start coming out. He got to run down. Now they're
• 25:48
  Speaker 8: gonna put his name on the burst of afraid of
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: starting to look like child's supposed to me. Man, this
• 25:59
  Speaker 8: looks like eighteen years of payments to me, all right.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: Moving on to Chris and Paramus. Chris says, my wife
• 26:12
  Speaker 9: and I experimented with another girl and it didn't do
• 26:15
  Speaker 9: anything for me. My wife loved it and wants to
• 26:17
  Speaker 9: do it again. I hate that I ever asked her
• 26:20
  Speaker 9: to do it, because it's all she talks about. Now
• 26:23
  Speaker 9: do you think this is something she's wanted all along?
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: This one?
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: It did nothing for you, and it did everything for her.
• 26:37
  Speaker 8: Let me explain something to you, bro, what you're not
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: saying in this letter. It's some inade inadequacies going down
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: in this letter. So let me explain some to you.
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: She agreed with you because you bought it up as
• 26:50
  Speaker 8: an idea.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: She loved it. You didn't.
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: Now you bought it up to your wife because of
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: an inadequacy in your relationship.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: So here, you bought in the third party. Now the
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: third party got in. You didn't care for the third party.
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: She loved the third party, which means she was feeling
• 27:11
  Speaker 5: inadequate about you. See what I'm saying see you're following this,
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: hir doog.
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: Now you wasn't happy what she was giving you, and
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: obviously she wasn't happy with what you was giving her
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: because she want that other girl back. So maybe you
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: have discovered that you all sexual relationship and relationship ain't
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: worth for damn.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: That would have sounded like to me in the letter.
• 27:33
  Speaker 9: Do you think she's gonna see the girl on the
• 27:35
  Speaker 9: side without her husband's Yeah.
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hell yeah, cause that's what dudes do. Yeah, you
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: don't want to see her no more? Will let me
• 27:45
  Speaker 5: holler at her by myself?
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Then?
• 27:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, all that didn't happen though, And it ain't just
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: because you introduced it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: That's a big part of it.
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: But you allowed it.
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: And now you found out what was he nice?
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: You think now she like getting her bacon fried extra crispy.
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: All right, let's move on to our last one, Steve.
• 28:15
  Speaker 9: This is from Andrea and Clinton. Andrea writes, my husband
• 28:19
  Speaker 9: had a hand towel in his bag that he said
• 28:21
  Speaker 9: he got at the gym, but it was too nice
• 28:24
  Speaker 9: to be a gym towel. I guess he thinks I'm
• 28:26
  Speaker 9: stupid because he's sticking to his lie. Why do men lie?
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: Instead of just saying they messed up and apologized.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: Why would do that?
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: Why would he do.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Apologized over a washcloth? I got the washcloth at the jim.
• 28:51
  Speaker 5: I know you say it was too nice for the jill,
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: but they got to buy some new ones.
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: Sometimes. I was down on new washcloth date and set
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: them out and I put one in my bag.
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: Why would I tell you I was over girls house
• 29:05
  Speaker 8: and put it in my gym bank? Why would I
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: say that?
• 29:08
  Speaker 9: All right, on that note, we got to end it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 9: Thank you Colo. Coming up next entertainment news. Right after
• 29:16
  Speaker 9: this you're listening Hard Morning show. Well after opening for
• 29:22
  Speaker 9: New Edition's latest tour and doing their own tour, it
• 29:26
  Speaker 9: is official, Junior. Are you ready for this one? Joasy
• 29:31
  Speaker 9: is headed to Las Vegas for their new twenty four residency.
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: It is called the show is called Joeasee, The Show,
• 29:41
  Speaker 9: the after Party, the Vegas Residency. Okay, you're ready for
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: it to start here? The start dates March fifteenth at
• 29:48
  Speaker 9: the Mendalay Bay Resort in the House of Blues. The
• 29:52
  Speaker 9: first leg of their residency is March fifteenth through the
• 29:55
  Speaker 9: twenty fourth, and then it's going to resume in July
• 29:59
  Speaker 9: the fifth through the thirteenth. So there you go, Junior.
• 30:01
  Speaker 9: These are the dates. Pre sale for the tickets start
• 30:04
  Speaker 9: today at one pm Eastern.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: Why, I've been watching you.
• 30:12
  Speaker 9: Very long time, and the tickets are available at the
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: House of Blues and ticket Masters.
• 30:21
  Speaker 4: You're going to.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going, of course, I got to go, man.
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: Going, Why I got the earth.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: You get out on the first run, because that second
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: run in July that might not have the first day
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: March fifteenth.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you probably need to be out there early. Dispute happy.
• 30:46
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they're old enough, and plus they toured with a
• 30:48
  Speaker 8: new edition, and I think new addition is such a
• 30:51
  Speaker 8: professional group of dudes. Man, Them dudes is real down
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: with how they stay together and make their money. And
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: I think maybe they had it. They influenced them. Set
• 31:00
  Speaker 8: him down and talked to him and you just got
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: to talk casey and joking. I don't really know all
• 31:06
  Speaker 8: the rest of them names, but Davante and jiggo and
• 31:17
  Speaker 8: come on now and every winter fine, now, come on.
• 31:21
  Speaker 11: Anything.
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: No trouble everywhere. If I've been around forty years, they
• 31:24
  Speaker 8: heard no trouble. Brothers, ain't no trouble. Just see all
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: my groups, ain't.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: No trouble.
• 31:31
  Speaker 8: Okay, while I'm going Yeah, so you'll just can't be
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: a damn group.
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, Well.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: If a fight break out up, I'm in there with jokes.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: I'm going to an R and B concert to fight.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: That's a damn shame.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Why don't you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: Just go to just go to hip hop concert? Jos,
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: just get it over with.
• 31:57
  Speaker 9: He's going to see go to.
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: A hip hop say, or a new comedy show, because
• 32:01
  Speaker 8: that's what they do a new comedy shows.
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: Now they fight.
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: I don't know why comedians have given up on the
• 32:10
  Speaker 8: objective that we're supposed to have, which is to make
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: people laugh. Your job is not to go up there
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: and be as insulting as you can. Now, if you
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: get a heckler, then that's a free run for you.
• 32:23
  Speaker 8: If you get hecko from the stage, you have every
• 32:25
  Speaker 8: right to dismantle this person by any means necessary. But
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: y'all just trying to get into comedy.
• 32:34
  Speaker 4: Just listen to me. The objective is to make people laugh.
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: That is the objective.
• 32:40
  Speaker 8: Y'all slowly started turning it into shock let's say, the
• 32:45
  Speaker 8: most shocking stuff. Then you turn around into let's say,
• 32:49
  Speaker 8: the most degrading stuff, and then it became insults, and
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: now comedy is a damn fistfight every weekend. Wow, shocking
• 32:57
  Speaker 8: is not funny, It's not man. The reaction should be laughs,
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: not us and ours. That's not what comedy is. And
• 33:07
  Speaker 8: the comedians who have gotten that very very confused. And
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: I know exactly what I'm talking about, so they know, Man,
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: you old Steve how No, this is the way it works.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: This is how you make the money. Because the people
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: who don't make people laugh do not make money. I'm sorry, Yeah,
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: ain't nobody paying to come see you fight?
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: UFC?
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: Why I don't though, So like you know, for me, man,
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: Like I say, the comedy just took a turn, and
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: it wasn't for I don't think it was for the better.
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: There are still great ones out there.
• 33:40
  Speaker 8: Like I'm gonna tell you who I've really enjoyed lately
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: watching out on stage is Cat Williams. I've really enjoyed
• 33:46
  Speaker 8: watching Cat Williams lately because his comedy has changed. I
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: remember Cat one time said, man out that telling all
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: them old last jokes. Well, now Cat old, and now
• 33:57
  Speaker 8: I guess what. You can only talk about your existence
• 34:00
  Speaker 8: in comedy, and Kat is mastering that part of his
• 34:03
  Speaker 8: life now at you know, talking about his mistakes and
• 34:06
  Speaker 8: run ins. And I really really enjoyed this brother's comedy
• 34:09
  Speaker 8: about his age, about aging and getting older because Adele
• 34:13
  Speaker 8: Givens did it at the Death Jam twenty five year reunion.
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: Adele Givens went out there, man, and her routine at
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: Death Jam was so dope.
• 34:24
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 34:24
  Speaker 8: It was all about getting older, and everybody in the
• 34:28
  Speaker 8: audience who was watching Deaf Jam twenty five years ago
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: who are now older, could relate to everything she was saying,
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: because your comedy has to be relatable to your life
• 34:37
  Speaker 8: and your world now. And that's when comedy becomes very
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: real because every good joke is ninety five percent truth.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: Five percent we add color to it, but a good
• 34:49
  Speaker 8: ass joke is ninety to ninety five percent truth. Like
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: I did a joke about it was a news story
• 34:57
  Speaker 8: that came out about SeaWorld, and I wrote a joke
• 35:00
  Speaker 8: about SeaWorld and it was current news event, but it.
• 35:03
  Speaker 4: Was it was the truth.
• 35:04
  Speaker 8: Well, you couldn't get mad at me, but I just
• 35:07
  Speaker 8: gave you what the whale was thinking that day when
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: he came to work. And the whole joke I wrote
• 35:13
  Speaker 8: was the whale's attitude when he came to work. It
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: was just one of them days. You know how they
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: hold a little fish up and you jump and you
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: get the fish. This was the day the whale didn't
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: want to do that, and he didn't he wanted motive.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: We know the story.
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: We'll want to see it though.
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: That's why I can't do stand up right now because
• 35:32
  Speaker 8: of moments like that, because the climate has changed now.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: And I'm just giving you an example of how a
• 35:38
  Speaker 8: joke should be ninety percent real and who I've enjoyed
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: telling jokes. That's all I wanted to say. Y'all, have
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: a great day. For the next joke. I give your
• 35:46
  Speaker 8: purpose though.
• 35:47
  Speaker 9: It's coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, and
• 35:50
  Speaker 9: heir to the Rmez fortune plans to leave his eleven
• 35:53
  Speaker 9: billion dollar fortune through his former gardner. We'll talk about
• 35:57
  Speaker 9: that right after this.
• 35:58
  Speaker 4: What to Margine.
• 36:03
  Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show. All right, guys, this story
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: is wild right here. Eighty year old Nicholas Puek is
• 36:11
  Speaker 9: the Ermez family heir that has shocked his entire family.
• 36:16
  Speaker 9: He announced that he has plans to adopt his fifty
• 36:18
  Speaker 9: one year old former gardener and handyman and lead his
• 36:22
  Speaker 9: eleven billion dollar fortune along with five point nine million
• 36:26
  Speaker 9: dollars of properties worth of properties to his former gardener.
• 36:31
  Speaker 9: Puek is the grandson of the Ermez founder and he
• 36:34
  Speaker 9: owns five point seven percent of the company, but he
• 36:38
  Speaker 9: fell out with his wealthy family over ten years ago
• 36:41
  Speaker 9: over a business decision that he did.
• 36:43
  Speaker 11: Not agree with.
• 36:44
  Speaker 9: Puek is single, he has no children, and he considers
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: his gardener, whose identity has been withheld, to be like
• 36:52
  Speaker 9: family to him. The gardener reportedly is from a modest
• 36:55
  Speaker 9: Moroccan family and he has a Spanish wife and two children.
• 36:58
  Speaker 9: If Puek goes through with the adoption, the gardener and
• 37:02
  Speaker 9: his family will inherit eleven billion that's billion with a
• 37:07
  Speaker 9: B dollars and have several homes valued it almost six
• 37:10
  Speaker 9: million dollars. So it's good to be a garden.
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: I'm not going to say this is true or not,
• 37:14
  Speaker 8: but the prayer for his death is right after that.
• 37:17
  Speaker 8: You can believe that that God whoa any day now?
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Can you adopt an adult? Can you adopt you?
• 37:26
  Speaker 9: I think you can.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: White people, they billionaires called white people do anything. Carl
• 37:33
  Speaker 8: Lackerfell left his entire state to his cat.
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: I've heard of that, but I think can you adopt
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: an adult?
• 37:41
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 37:42
  Speaker 9: I believe you can.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: I think ye, wow, because like right now I want
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: to be his boy.
• 37:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you want to adopt.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Hey daddy?
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: And if you really want to leave the money to somebody,
• 38:02
  Speaker 8: ought to leave it to Mardorie. I don't know what
• 38:04
  Speaker 8: the helly give this little damn garden the focus Marjorie
• 38:06
  Speaker 8: and made a heavy contribution to your ass. And I
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: think you should give some of it to Marjorie. Adopt
• 38:12
  Speaker 8: some dam to get you a daughter too.
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: Okay is now the third largest publicly listed company in France,
• 38:21
  Speaker 9: with an estimated value of two hundred million or two
• 38:26
  Speaker 9: hundred billion dollars.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: He gets five percent.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Money right there?
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Billion yard at four billion?
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: Can you imagine his gardener, what his gardener is thinking?
• 38:42
  Speaker 4: And I used to cut yards.
• 38:44
  Speaker 9: See good to be the gardener.
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: Cut the wrong Yeah, get over there and go and
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: give me them heads cut its. See if I can
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: get in on some of this here?
• 38:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and miss miss some plant consume ps.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: How can I help you today? Stephone?
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: Yes, I'm your new garden and stephone or something happened
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: to the one you had adopted.
• 39:09
  Speaker 4: So I am here to take his place. Yeah with me? Oh,
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know what happened to him one day, I
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: see him the next day.
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: I don't coming up. In thirty four minutes after the hour,
• 39:22
  Speaker 9: we'll play. One has to go right after this. You're listening.
• 39:27
  Speaker 11: Morning show.
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: All right, it's time to play. One has to go,
• 39:31
  Speaker 9: all right, lying, cussing, sex. One has to go.
• 39:36
  Speaker 4: Lex, ain't going over, fine, ain't going line. Well, I'm
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: gonna take cussing out. Yeah, cuss you got a poor
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: cussing up.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm I'm allowed without cussing.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: But I'm behind and Lynn stayed up.
• 39:50
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, wow, okay, I agree?
• 39:54
  Speaker 9: You all agree?
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: I female?
• 40:03
  Speaker 9: One has to go, wife, kids, side piece.
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: Side excuse me?
• 40:11
  Speaker 9: More delayed? What is what taking so long to answer this?
• 40:15
  Speaker 11: This should be easy, I say it, side piece, I'm done.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Someone with some sense. Yeah, I can't answer that because
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: I ain't got no side piece.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: That's your answer that.
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: We're just playing the game.
• 40:31
  Speaker 8: Ain't no damn game, y'all ain't playing while we all
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: of thes on the show.
• 40:39
  Speaker 3: I played the last one.
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: You got quiet as hell when you said that, I.
• 40:45
  Speaker 9: Think about that one wife piece, wife kids, side piece.
• 40:48
  Speaker 9: Seems like you would just automatically say side pe.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: I still don't.
• 40:51
  Speaker 9: That's when we're way lima. Yeah, I don't know.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I didn't say, man, I ain't do that. I just
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: said side.
• 40:59
  Speaker 9: Piece, and you're actually we'll do it.
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: We'll do it right behind doing some p Let's just
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: do the game.
• 41:07
  Speaker 9: Come on, you're so convincing, all right, one has to
• 41:11
  Speaker 9: go Shaka Shaka Khan. Whitney aresa, Oh.
• 41:18
  Speaker 4: Geez, it ain't with me. I'm down to two. I'm
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, I'm gonna sayri I know that's crazy.
• 41:29
  Speaker 9: Joking Detroit by.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: I had to pick Yola short ass is stupid.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: And then.
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Oh okay, you ass said, aha, you need to quick playing.
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: Here's some people man that pull their car over.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: What all of them in Detroit to.
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: I'm sure I'm being an Ian word for seconds.
• 42:05
  Speaker 11: Right from right here on the show.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: In your defense, Tommy, that's a very hard one because
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: kids singing allegends.
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: She's a legend, but she voice for me has given
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: me so much joy. Though. Which one got a ghost?
• 42:25
  Speaker 4: All right?
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: The next one?
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Come on?
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: We have more out of respect. I'll just say we
• 42:37
  Speaker 4: Shaka had to go yeah, respect, all right, And I
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: don't even mean that.
• 42:43
  Speaker 9: One has to go the o Jays, Earth Wind and Fire,
• 42:49
  Speaker 9: the Temptation.
• 42:52
  Speaker 14: No.
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: One has to go okay, One more.
• 42:58
  Speaker 9: O Jays, Earth in the Fire. I'm just gonna tell
• 43:05
  Speaker 9: you again, Detroit, who has given.
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: Me the most joy in my damn whole life, this
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: Earth Wind and Fire. No group has ever meant more
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: to me.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: They can't go okay, and that's the one got to
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: go for me.
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: LeVert is one of the greatest lead male tenners.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: I've ever heard. Cannot let the Old Jays go. They
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: mean too much to me. They from Cleveland, Rabbit ass
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Man now thought.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: David cornt.
• 43:50
  Speaker 9: Temple my imagination. All right, hard one, all right? Coming
• 44:01
  Speaker 9: up next the nephew with today's prank phone call.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: I said, earth Win and five got to go out
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: of them, three, the Temptations and the Old Day.
• 44:16
  Speaker 9: All right, frank phone call coming up next, ass is
• 44:19
  Speaker 9: out the family. You're listening Hard Morning show coming up
• 44:26
  Speaker 9: at about four minutes after the hour. It's my Strawberry
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: letter for today, and the subject is he can laugh
• 44:33
  Speaker 9: but I can't. We'll get into that find out what
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: that's all about in just a few because right now
• 44:38
  Speaker 9: it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.
• 44:41
  Speaker 9: What you got for his nest I got.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: It for sure.
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: But let's get back to this attitude that he got
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: with me, that I don't understand that that this is
• 44:48
  Speaker 5: your uncle. Yeah, because we had, we had to get
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: rid of one.
• 44:51
  Speaker 8: It was a temptation, the old Jays at earth Wind
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: and five, and your stupid ass picked earth Wind and five.
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: I did.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: I'm an old fan and I'm a temptation fan. Now, yeah,
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: your ass is out the family. Now kick him out
• 45:05
  Speaker 4: the family. Get rid of old James. How you getting
• 45:09
  Speaker 4: rid of old Jay's and they from cleved How you
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: do that? Dog?
• 45:12
  Speaker 8: I didn't get rid of old James. I kept the
• 45:14
  Speaker 8: old Jays. I kept the Old Jay's fire. I didn't
• 45:16
  Speaker 8: like getting rid of the temptation. That hurt me because
• 45:19
  Speaker 8: they got way too damn hits. But I can't die,
• 45:22
  Speaker 8: do levertinill mean too much to me? But I'll be
• 45:25
  Speaker 8: damned from a city of n And let you blasphemous
• 45:27
  Speaker 8: and say get rid of that. Nobody getting rid of
• 45:30
  Speaker 8: It's the damn game.
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: The game over, game game over, this real life somebody.
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: We're talking about the Timptate, We talking about Hitsville. You
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: got rid of the temptations, my girl? Ain't nobody come
• 45:48
  Speaker 5: to see you?
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: Otis were talking about their own movie.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: Okay, I'll be the tradition Winding Earth winning fire. Got
• 45:57
  Speaker 4: no damn movie?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man, a lie?
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Hello?
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: A temptational group running around here? What what they Broadway?
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: They still live on? Is what I'm saying. Ain't nobody
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: took no time to say? Wow, we shall ask you
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: a question. Let me tell you, sus, you don't think
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: it's important. Would you rather be living on or living?
• 46:26
  Speaker 4: Hello? You don't think it's important cause the option is clear.
• 46:34
  Speaker 5: I'd rather be living damn living on. I don't want
• 46:38
  Speaker 5: to be a block. Now I can see a movie
• 46:41
  Speaker 5: on the O.
• 46:41
  Speaker 9: J Now I can see that. What's the prank, Mesthew?
• 46:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is what you need to do, Joe,
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: raggedy ass, go this man, because I ain't on your
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: side with this.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Three sixteen, Apartment three sixteen, Apartment three sixteen, And that's
• 46:57
  Speaker 5: what you need to read.
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: Three sixteen. Let's go catch up.
• 47:01
  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach deal. Yeah, this is deal.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: Hey Dale, how you doing? Man? My name is Bond.
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: Dude you live in to make sure I got the
• 47:08
  Speaker 6: right dude, Man, you live in Court right apartments? Yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 6: I live going on, okay, you live in an apartment
• 47:15
  Speaker 6: of three sixteen right, yeah, it is something I need
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: to be worried. I was going on with my no, no, no,
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: everything cool with your apartment. Man, I got your number
• 47:24
  Speaker 6: from the lady at the at the least in office
• 47:27
  Speaker 6: regarding say, wasn't I what's it? What's it in regards
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: to well, Actually, what's going to happen is I'm fina
• 47:34
  Speaker 6: move to Court and what I wanted to do? You know,
• 47:37
  Speaker 6: uh see me in every apartment I've always had. I've
• 47:41
  Speaker 6: always lived in apartment three sixteen, and I know you
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: in three sixteen, so they you know, the girl at
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: the office gave me you know, because I don't want
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: to move nowhere else where. I can't be in room
• 47:52
  Speaker 6: three sixteen. I gotta be you know. It's just real superstitious,
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: I know, but I kind of got to have part
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: hold on. You say your name Vonn Yeah, yeah, I'm
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: going right and who gave you my number?
• 48:03
  Speaker 14: Again?
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: One of the ladies at the least in office when
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: I was over there. Who was it? I can't really
• 48:09
  Speaker 6: remember her name? Man, Uh little well, listen cut to
• 48:14
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you like this, man, don't call me
• 48:16
  Speaker 6: for nothing like that. Man.
• 48:17
  Speaker 15: Now, I ain't moving out of my apartment. Man, I've
• 48:19
  Speaker 15: been staying there for four years. When I move out
• 48:22
  Speaker 15: of the apartment, I move in the house. You understand
• 48:25
  Speaker 15: all this that going with.
• 48:26
  Speaker 14: Your which is which? Whatever it is?
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: You three sixteen? You one three two?
• 48:31
  Speaker 14: That's on you, man, It.
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: Ain't I got to stay in three sixteen. Man, see that,
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: That's what I'm trying to say. I don't sign the least,
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: so I'm stuck with it. I got to get that apartment,
• 48:42
  Speaker 6: so I said, I try to tell you, would you
• 48:44
  Speaker 6: like to which? Which other apartment would you like to
• 48:46
  Speaker 6: move to? And I go on to get them to
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: move your stuff all.
• 48:49
  Speaker 15: The time over than nothing ain't nothing moving on.
• 48:52
  Speaker 14: Thing A gonna move the numbers.
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: You can add them up, divide them.
• 48:56
  Speaker 14: Do whatever you want to them.
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: But I ain't moving.
• 48:59
  Speaker 14: So you're gonna get that to your head.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 49:01
  Speaker 15: And really, I'm because I don't know, gave you my
• 49:04
  Speaker 15: number was like this.
• 49:06
  Speaker 14: I mean, work is called me because I don't even
• 49:08
  Speaker 14: know no vun no, no, you don't know me, DoD.
• 49:11
  Speaker 6: I asked them who was in three sixteen.
• 49:13
  Speaker 14: They told me it ain't none of your business going
• 49:15
  Speaker 14: three sixteen.
• 49:16
  Speaker 6: Man, Hey, listen, man, I'm trying to do this as
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: respectful as possible. You know, like I said, I really
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: can't function unless I'm living.
• 49:23
  Speaker 14: In apartment disrespect me, then do it disrespect for them,
• 49:27
  Speaker 14: because I'm gonna show you do this.
• 49:28
  Speaker 6: You called me with like this.
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: I don't get a favorite now, I don't care if
• 49:32
  Speaker 14: there was your favorite scripture.
• 49:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, he call me with like that. Man, Now you're
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: gonna make this hard, okay, So let me let me
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: tell you this to you. And I already told the
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: lady I want to be in three sixteen. She told
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: me I needed to deal with Dell. Now I'm trying
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: to deal with you in a polite way, okay, because
• 49:47
  Speaker 6: like I say, I can't function, man, unless I'm in
• 49:50
  Speaker 6: apartment three sixteen, I can't. I can't even get them
• 49:53
  Speaker 6: go to work. I cannot function. Okay, I have to
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: have that apartment number, dude.
• 49:57
  Speaker 15: Right, So it sounds like you've got a problem on
• 49:59
  Speaker 15: your hands, man, And whatever your problem is, that's your.
• 50:02
  Speaker 14: Problem, ain't got to do with me.
• 50:04
  Speaker 6: Colling. You know like that, Like I say, I've.
• 50:07
  Speaker 14: Been staying in three sixteen.
• 50:09
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna stay in three sixteen till I moved to
• 50:11
  Speaker 15: a house.
• 50:12
  Speaker 14: You need to find something else to do. And really
• 50:14
  Speaker 14: I'm stopping. They gave you my numbers to.
• 50:17
  Speaker 6: Call me with. Is I can't believe it's like the
• 50:21
  Speaker 6: way you're talking to you talking to me like what
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: you come at me with?
• 50:26
  Speaker 14: Come at me with a number that looks like you
• 50:29
  Speaker 14: man three sixteen.
• 50:31
  Speaker 6: What excuse me though, but you're like you called me
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: with this.
• 50:36
  Speaker 15: I tell you what, man, come at me to come
• 50:38
  Speaker 15: at my problem that you gonna see it?
• 50:40
  Speaker 14: Man, you understand what I'm saying.
• 50:41
  Speaker 6: Hey man, I'm trying to handle this respectably. Man, Okay,
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: all right, I'm trying to do.
• 50:46
  Speaker 3: Listen to me.
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you, Hones, the dog. I cannot
• 50:50
  Speaker 6: function outside of them three numbers. I have to live
• 50:52
  Speaker 6: in an apartment three sixteen.
• 50:54
  Speaker 14: That ain't my business.
• 50:55
  Speaker 6: Man, Yoh, I don't want to have to come move
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: your but I do. Hold on.
• 50:58
  Speaker 14: What's running back?
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: What you say I said, I don't want to have
• 51:01
  Speaker 6: to move.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: YO said that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 15: Now let me what You're gonna come move my I
• 51:07
  Speaker 15: want hey, matter of fact, come yes.
• 51:09
  Speaker 14: Come on, come move three sixteen, three sixteen I had
• 51:12
  Speaker 14: are for you.
• 51:13
  Speaker 15: Come on, man, come on, come move my man, Come on,
• 51:16
  Speaker 15: two ten.
• 51:17
  Speaker 14: Silents, come on, move yet all kind of going on
• 51:20
  Speaker 14: the world with numbers. They got three under sixty five days?
• 51:23
  Speaker 14: Deal with this. I mean it works. You want I'm
• 51:26
  Speaker 14: on my nine to five and you come at you
• 51:28
  Speaker 14: bout three sixteen. I'm gonna move somebody.
• 51:30
  Speaker 6: That's all I got to say.
• 51:31
  Speaker 14: Man, it's gonna be you before I before I deal
• 51:34
  Speaker 14: with you.
• 51:34
  Speaker 15: Tho, I'm gonna get the least and off for even
• 51:36
  Speaker 15: giving you my number all day.
• 51:39
  Speaker 6: Hey man, I'm just trying to tell you I have
• 51:41
  Speaker 6: to stay under them numbers. Man, I have to. I'm
• 51:44
  Speaker 6: superstitious like that. I know, I know everybody ain't like that,
• 51:47
  Speaker 6: but I just happen to be like that.
• 51:48
  Speaker 15: You know, say, nobody ain't like that. Man, I ain't
• 51:50
  Speaker 15: got time to be dealing.
• 51:52
  Speaker 14: Really, everybody ain't got time to sit up listen like this.
• 51:55
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 51:55
  Speaker 14: You let tell him Christian Man.
• 51:57
  Speaker 15: Other than I've been out this job. Looking what a
• 51:59
  Speaker 15: part the numbers did they give you?
• 52:01
  Speaker 6: They gave me like three twenty nine or something like that.
• 52:03
  Speaker 6: I don't. I can't stay there, man, That's why.
• 52:06
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna meet you at Man Meet Dead three twenty nine,
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  Speaker 9: I can't. Dear Stephen Shirley, my husband and I have
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  Speaker 9: been married for eight years and we have three children
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  Speaker 9: under age six that means I'm always tired and trying
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  Speaker 9: to get a nap whenever I can. If I happen
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  Speaker 9: to be in the bed lying down or on the
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  Speaker 9: couch lying down, my husband thinks it's a perfect time
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  Speaker 9: for him to ask for sex. Although I might be
• 54:38
  Speaker 9: very tired at the moment, I will always give him
• 54:41
  Speaker 9: a quickie so he won't feel neglected. I don't want
• 54:44
  Speaker 9: to be so tired that I make him go seek
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  Speaker 9: intimacy from another woman. Last week, I was so tired
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  Speaker 9: that I fell asleep a couple of times during intimacy,
• 54:53
  Speaker 9: and my husband did not stop. That was the most
• 54:56
  Speaker 9: inconsiderate thing he's ever done to me. I ignored him
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  Speaker 9: for two days until he gave me a proper apology.
• 55:03
  Speaker 9: Right after that, he was out back talking to his
• 55:05
  Speaker 9: friend on the phone, and I heard him cackling like
• 55:08
  Speaker 9: an old hen. He told his friend that the love
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  Speaker 9: making is getting more terrible than it has ever been,
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  Speaker 9: and that I expect him to do all of the work.
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  Speaker 9: Whatever his friend said back to him, he started laughing
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  Speaker 9: and could not stop. He kept on agreeing with him
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  Speaker 9: and saying, that's exactly how bad our sex is. So
• 55:27
  Speaker 9: since he thought having sex with me was so funny.
• 55:30
  Speaker 9: I planned a romantic evening for us, and after we
• 55:33
  Speaker 9: got out of the bubble bath, we moved to the bedroom.
• 55:36
  Speaker 9: As soon as he touched me, I giggled. He asked
• 55:40
  Speaker 9: if I was okay, but I ignored him. Midway through sex,
• 55:44
  Speaker 9: I was laughing so loudly that he stopped. I told
• 55:47
  Speaker 9: him he's not what he used to be either, but
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: I put up with him. He got so offended and
• 55:54
  Speaker 9: said that he would not tolerate the disrespect because he
• 55:57
  Speaker 9: knows he's a king at pleasing women. Now he's mad,
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  Speaker 9: so he can laugh but I can't. Yeah, that's exactly
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  Speaker 9: what he thinks. That's what he's doing. All you did
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  Speaker 9: was give him a taste of his very own medicine,
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  Speaker 9: and of course he hated it. When he was talking
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  Speaker 9: to his friend, not once did he consider your feelings,
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  Speaker 9: that you may hear him or anything. It was okay
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  Speaker 9: for him, but not for you.
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  Speaker 3: That's not what he.
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  Speaker 9: Should have been telling his friend about that part of
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: your marriage anyway. That's why they call it intimacy. Okay,
• 56:29
  Speaker 9: it's not his friend's business. What goes on in your
• 56:32
  Speaker 9: bedroom that is between you and your husband.
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  Speaker 11: Period.
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  Speaker 9: Now his fragile ego is bruised and he's mad, and
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  Speaker 9: it's a good time I think now to talk to
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  Speaker 9: him and let him know how you feel. And when
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: you're tired from the kids and he wants sex, and
• 56:47
  Speaker 9: when he complains to his friend, tell him all about that.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe you know, if he helps you more with the kids,
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  Speaker 9: maybe you wouldn't.
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  Speaker 11: Be so tired.
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  Speaker 9: Tell him all of it. So if there's a possibility
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  Speaker 9: of you guys working it out, you can steve.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, first of all, before I get started, I like
• 57:04
  Speaker 8: Shirley's answer, so I'm not mad at that at all.
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  Speaker 8: I think it has some valid points to it, and
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  Speaker 8: I can understand where she's coming from, because she did
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  Speaker 8: make a good point about Look, dude, if you help
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  Speaker 8: out a little bit, might be.
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  Speaker 4: A little bit more property. But I think the letter
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  Speaker 4: of he can laugh, but I can't.
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  Speaker 8: I don't even really think that's what this letter is about,
• 57:23
  Speaker 8: because the damaging part of this letter is all in
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  Speaker 8: the top. It ain't at the bottom until he made
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  Speaker 8: this one stupid statement at the bottom that just threw
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  Speaker 8: me completely. This woman, they have three children. They been
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: married eight years. They got three kids, all under the
• 57:43
  Speaker 8: age of six. She been pregnant the whole time. You've
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: been married eight years. You got three kids, all of
• 57:51
  Speaker 8: them under the age of six. After two years, this
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: woman being pregnant half the time. If you do the
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: math on it, right, I mean, that's been a lot,
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: and having children is hard, and having children is like, oh,
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  Speaker 8: it's a phenomenal thing that women are able to do.
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  Speaker 4: So she says she's always tired. I can believe that.
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  Speaker 4: I really can't.
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  Speaker 8: She's trying to get a nap whenever she can. Three
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  Speaker 8: kids under six. Now here's a problem.
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  Speaker 5: If I happen to be in the bed lying down
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  Speaker 5: or on the couch lying down, my husband thinks it's
• 58:31
  Speaker 5: the perfect time for him to ask for sex.
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  Speaker 8: Well, let me give you the male point of view
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  Speaker 8: on that. You know what your husband is thinking, Well,
• 58:41
  Speaker 8: you are just laying there.
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  Speaker 5: You ain't doing nothing, which is what she needs to do,
• 58:49
  Speaker 5: be able to lay there and do nothing, because when
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: she's awake and them kids are awake, she busy.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: But no, no, no, mister selfish, you just laying here.
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  Speaker 5: And then you said, although I might be very tired
• 59:06
  Speaker 5: at the moment, I will always give him a quickie.
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  Speaker 8: So he won't feel neglected. I don't want to be
• 59:12
  Speaker 8: so tired that I making go seek intimacy from another woman.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, that's awfully considerate of you. Now it's too bad
• 59:22
  Speaker 5: he don't give you the same consideration. I want it,
• 59:26
  Speaker 5: I want it, I want it, I want it, I
• 59:28
  Speaker 5: want it. Well, damn dog, Okay, so I got it.
• 59:33
  Speaker 5: So now you're a very considerate person.
• 59:34
  Speaker 4: He isn't.
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  Speaker 8: So Then last week she said she was so tired
• 59:39
  Speaker 8: that she fell asleep a couple of times during intimacy
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: and my husband did not stop. Well, now we got
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: a problem here. You mean I ain't doing nothing worth
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: a damn where you can just go to sleep while
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: I while I'm working, And you fell asleep a couple
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: of times doing intimacy and he didn't stop. Damn, that
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 8: was the most inconsidered thing he's ever done to me.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: I knowed him for a couple of days until he
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: gave me a proper apology. That's that's crazy. I don't
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: think this dude is all that spectacular bed now. I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: know later on he gonna say that, and I'll point
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 8: that out. But you you ain't going to sleep while
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: I'm indio working.
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  Speaker 9: That's all all right, hang on, Steve, we'll have part
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  Speaker 9: two of your response coming up at twenty three minutes
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  Speaker 9: after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject he can laugh
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 9: but I can't. We'll get back into it right after this.
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  Speaker 11: You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 9: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 9: The subject is he can laugh but I can't.
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  Speaker 8: Well, this woman has these children, right, and she has
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: three children, all in the age six. He's been married
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: to a guy eight years and she's always tied from
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: the kids. And so she's down on the sofa of
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: the bed. Her husband thinks that's a perfect time to
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: ask for sex. She accommodates him even though she's tired,
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: because she don't want him to go seeking intimacy from
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: another woman. And then she'll so she'll give him a
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 8: quickie so he don't feel neglected. She's very considerate. And
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: so anyway, last week she said she was so tired
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 8: that she fell asleep a couple of times during intimacy,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 8: and my husband did not stop. Damn dog, while y'all
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: was be an intimate she fell asleep twice.
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  Speaker 4: What was you doing?
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  Speaker 5: Dog?
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  Speaker 4: I'm telling you right now, bro, you ain't the cook
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: in the kitchen.
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  Speaker 8: You thought you were cause she's sleep So then he
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: didn't stop, and then she said, that's the most inconsiderate
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 8: thing he's ever done to me. So I ignored him
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: for a couple of days till he gave me a
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 8: proper apology. Right after that, he was out in the
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: backyard talking to one of his friends on the phone,
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 8: and you heard him laughing and joking to his friend
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: on the phone. He told his friend that the love
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: making is getting more terrible than it's ever been, and
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 8: that I expect him to do all the work.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: This is what your husband is saying.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: Whatever his friend said back to him, he started laughing
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: and couldn't stop. He kept on agreeing with him and saying,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 8: that's exactly how bad our sex is. Wait a minute, man,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 8: I didn't know. Excuse me, I've been a man a
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 8: long time. I didn't know that men did that. I
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: really didn't.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: I personally have never had a conversation with any of
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: my friends about their wife and their sex life.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 4: Not a one.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 8: I've never been in a group of men and we're
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 8: talking and one man artist talking about his sex life
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: with his wife, his girl that's a whole nother thing.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 4: Some chick over there. Yeh, that that.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: But I've never heard a man discuss him and his
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: wife's sex life to another man.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: I've never heard it. Obviously it happens, but I've never
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 4: heard it. This must be a young.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 8: Couple, because in the old school book of things that
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 8: that's it's just not how we do it.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 4: A group of me and friends and I get together.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 8: We all went to college together, we together once a year,
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 8: and we are as cool as cool can be. We've
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 8: never had that discussion amongst each other ever, and we
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: were close, so I didn't know you could do that.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: But anyway, let's get down to this letter. Whatever the
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 8: friend said back, he laughed. He couldn't stop it. He
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 8: kept agreeing with him, saying, that's exactly how bad the
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 8: sex is. So since he thought having sex with me
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 8: was so funny, I planned this romantic evening. We get
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 8: out the bubbo bath, were in there having dinner. We
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 8: go to the bedroom, and as soon as he touched me,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 8: I giggled, so he asked if I was okay, but
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 8: I ignored him. Midway through sex, I was laughing so
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 8: loudly that he stopped okay, so she giving him a
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: taste of his own medicine. I told him he's not
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: what he used to be either, but I put up
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 8: with him. He got so offended and he said he
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: would not tolerate the disrespect.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: Now this is the next line I couldn't believe came
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: out his mouth. He said, because he's no, he knows
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 5: he's the king at pleasing women.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: But he was mad. He was mad.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but you told that to your wife, said, dumb, dumb,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: I'm the king of pleasing women.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: You said that to your wife. Now that gives me
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 4: a time to point out something.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 8: If you you're the king of pleasing women, what happened
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: when doing intimacy? A couple of times your wife fell
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 8: asleep while the king of pleasure was in the handling
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: his business.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: Ain't king. I got news for you.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: You ain't who you think you are. Dog, she will
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: sleep twice. You said you're the king at pleasing women.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: The one you got went to sleep twice while you
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 8: was in there at work. Now you ain't the king
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: of pleasing women. You ain't even depressed. You're the court gesture.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah you yeah, you you you're a quelud dog.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: That's what you are.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 8: You're a nice little kualude. Now he's mad, so he
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: can laugh, but I can't. I can't believe your husband
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 8: said that it's too bad. He'll get over it, he'll
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: go he don't tolerate the disrespect Well, you see me
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: sleep and you keep on badgering me.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: That's disrespectful too.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 8: If y'all don't sit down and have a conversation real soon,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 8: y'all had it for some for an ugly part of
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 8: your marriage. And that's the real deal. Y'all need to
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 8: sit down and have his talk. Sureley was one hundre
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 8: percent correct. You need to tell him how he feels,
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 8: how you feel sometime about him not allowing you to
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 8: give it rest, and then y'all can have instead of
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 8: a bunch of little, short or remorseful quickies, you can
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 8: have some actual real times if you plan it a
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: little bit better, and then both of y'all could be happy.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: But he's self centered and selfish because he wanted when
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: he wanted, and quit giving it to him, because you
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: ain't gonna do nothing but go to sleep right now,
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 8: because you're king a pleasure. Ain't a king a pleasure
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 8: no more.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: He ain't taking on today's letter kp he LP Little Pleasure.
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  Speaker 4: Going to sleep on me, I know.
• 1:07:03
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• 1:07:06
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  Speaker 11: You're listening morning show.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 9: It is time now for junior and sports talk. What
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 9: you got junior?
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  Speaker 10: Well, let's just say congratulations the Tiger Woods son Charlie
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 10: as they won their high school.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: State golf championship at fourteen. Uh, you know why we
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: even shot?
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Charlie fourteen man one is as a freshman won
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 10: state championship.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 4: That's a bad boy.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: If you say, yes, aw man, if I had his
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: game right now, you beat everybody I play with. If
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 8: I had this golf game, if I hit any of any.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 4: Of my shots like he hit him right, should walk
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 4: like his daddy? Stay? Yeah, he got what is the goat?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 14: So?
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Michael Jordan got some sons too. So what're were talking?
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 8: They don't stand like that? Yeah, I guess cast that
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: your daddy right now, don't that?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: I tell you what CAUs that's your daddy.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 10: Yeah, Well, let's go ahead and tell you this master
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 10: p son Mercy Miller. He's in high school, man, saying
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 10: you six eight. He has scored sixty eight points in
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 10: the high school, setting the record for his son, I
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 10: mean for his school, sixty eight.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Drop sixty eight.
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  Speaker 4: All pease boys can play. Romeo can play too.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah wow.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 4: And he's going to the university game.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 10: Remember he played for the Charlotte Hornets. Remember that, Remember
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 10: that big deal. Everybody says University of Houston. Man committed
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 10: to the University of Houston. Yeah coos, Yeah, like we
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 10: needed we need him. He's boy, this boy here, he
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 10: got the NBA future.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 4: I have to tell you that.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 10: Also, uck man, you know they're speaking of basketball that
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 10: the Lakers won the nd season Tournament and you ain't
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 10: heard about that up but they won over the weekend
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 10: and they playing on hanging a banner for the nd
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 10: season tournament. Now you think this is not a I
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 10: don't even know what that is, man, It's just a
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 10: tournament in the middle of the season. That's all they
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 10: want it in Vegas, go ahead and carl But do.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: You guys think the tournament? The tournament made the game
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: more exciting.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: This early made it more confusing.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 10: It was confusing confusing, very confusing because I.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: Thought my husband watching it and I was like, maybe
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: it's interesting.
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  Speaker 4: Well it's better than baseball.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 10: So baseball is over right, Okay, it's it's it's the
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 10: first one. And the Lakers wanted they're gonna hang a banner.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: Everybody saying like this ain't the NBA Championship is just
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 10: the nd season tournament. Just take the money because everybody
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: got five hundred thousand a piece. Just take your five
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 10: hundred found five.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: Hundred thousand a piece for me.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of money, yeah, on top of
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: the salary.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, on top of it, on top of it.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 10: So you know, congratulation to the Lakers for the nd
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 10: season tournament wins.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: Thank you, Junior.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 9: The NBA Championship coming up at the tongue of the hour.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 9: Can an outside child break up a marriage if it
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 9: happened before they got married. That's the question somebody wants
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 9: to wants you to answer, Steve, and we'll get into
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 9: that right after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. This
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 9: is from CJ and Lansing. Steve CJ says, my wife
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 9: joined a group that supports after school programs for children.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 9: She told me that there's a little boy at one
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 9: of the schools and he looks just like me, he
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 9: walks like me, and his initials are CJ, but his
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 9: last name is Jeffreys. My heart jumped into my throat
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 9: because there's a good chance that I have a son
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 9: or a daughter out there that I don't know about.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 9: I was a wild boy before I joined the military,
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 9: and when I left, I didn't keep up in touch
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: with I didn't keep in touch with anyone. I told
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: my wife to see if she can find out information
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 9: on the mother of the boy, and she got mad,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 9: as if I had admitted he was my son. How
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 9: can she get upset with me if it might have
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 9: happened before I met her? How do I handle this?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 6: Bro?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: What?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 14: What?
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 4: What did you tell your wife to find out information
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: on the mother? What's wrong with you? You're stupid?
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 9: But he did it?
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: Dog, You could have did that on your own if
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 8: you were curious. You don't drag your wife into that.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 8: Now your wife going, wait a minute, there's a possibility
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: that this is your boy.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: I was just playing dog.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: Dog.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 8: That ain't the brightest thing you could do to ask
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 8: your wife get some information on the mother.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: Because it could be a pun But dog, you know
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: how many kids look like me?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 6: Really?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: But I'll see him all time?
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 9: And what do you say?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 3: Not one on?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: What I'm gonna say? It ain't mine? Hey, little boy?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: What's your mama name? What city your mama living?
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: He shouldn't do that?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 9: How should he handle it?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: What should he do?
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: I mean he's done. You know what he should?
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 8: He'd have done it now. It's nothing you can do now, Bro?
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 8: Can she get mad? She's already mad?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 4: What do you mean? Can she get mad? She's mad?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: Now?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: Can that break up your relationship?
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 11: Bro?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: He should have researched that on your damn own. Find
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: out who the little boy was. Get some information. Man,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: you stupid man with the military and didn't learn a
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: damn thing come back.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 9: Home, so you have no advice for what he should
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 9: do now.
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: That he should have stayed in the military. Man, Listen, bro,
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 8: I don't know what you dog. You didn't admit it
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 8: to something. You ain't dead, damn though, you're stupid on
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 8: a baby? Got another one, Shirley, you huh?
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 9: Hero man? Okay, you can't help c J. All right,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 9: all right, we do have time for another one. This
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 9: is from Lexi and Orlando. Lexi says, my dad is
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 9: close friends with my ex boyfriend, and I don't like
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 9: that at all, so I've been avoiding my dad. My
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: dad came by to talk to me about the situation,
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 9: and my new boyfriend jumped into the mix and told
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 9: my dad that he needs to get some friends his
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 9: own age. They got into an argument, and now my
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 9: dad hates my boyfriend. Why is my dad all up
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 9: in my business? Did my boyfriend handle this correctly?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: No?
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 4: No, your boyfriend should have stayed out of that.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that should have been between you and your dad,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: and your dad should have came over here and made
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 8: him in. You gotta distance yourself. You can't do that, man.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: You gotta respect your daughter, and so you got to
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 8: distance yourself. But the boyfriend, man, you need to get
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 8: some friends your own age.
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 4: What hold up? Dog?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 6: Dog?
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: Let me tell you something, man, young boy would have
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 8: a real problem with me. Would you talking to me
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: about anything about me or my daughter? You ain't putting
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 8: no ring on it. You ain't marry nobody. Man, Why
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 8: are you talking to me?
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 5: Joe punk ass Man, I ain't never had that happen
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 5: to me, and I've had everything go down.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 8: But you're not finna be the boyfriend. Fitna have no
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: damn conversation with me. You can't be their husband and
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: talk to me crazy.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: And you know I respect you. You know I go
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: over their house and everything. They they rules. You know,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: I be with you.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: I'm in another man house, son in law, obay his rule.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 8: But you're not finna talk to me crazy, no damn
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: kind of way.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 9: Yeah, all right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 9: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 9: after this.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 11: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 9: All right, So, guys, we want to congratulate a Chicago teenager.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 9: Her name is Dorothy Jane Tillman. She's just earned a
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 9: PhD from ARIA two. Dorothy Jane Tillman, No one, yes, Yes,
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 9: she's seventeen. She's seventeen years old. She had a pH store. Yes,
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 9: all right, name. Did you know she was named after
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 9: someone in her family? Anyway, she had a PhD Steve
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 9: from Arizona State University. Like I said, she's seventeen. Miss
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 9: Tillman completed and defended her dissertation for the Integrated Behavioral
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 9: Health Program and she will march in the May commencement
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 9: program at Arizona State. Hillman holds a bachelor's degree and
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 9: double master's degrees. According to to Chicago News seven, miss
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 9: Tillman is less concerned with her credentials on paper and
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 9: more interested in inspiring other kids and teens to dream big.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 9: And that's something you better go.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: Ahead on, little girl with your smart self, missus.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 11: Dorothy Jean.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 4: Smart is a gift. Yeah, smart is a gift.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 9: Come on, black girl, imagine.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: Go down and change your name. Though you can't go
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 5: change your name if that girl ain't gotten to be
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 5: daughter the rest of her.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 9: Life named after something yourself, Baby DJ.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Dorothy Jean, whoever she named after, she ain't here no more.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 4: Dot is still kind of old, but Dotty is real.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 9: Old Doddy Jane Tillman.
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: That's all right.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 9: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 9: play around it. Would you rather right after this you're listening.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 11: Morning show and it's.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 9: Time now for a round? Would you rather? Would you
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 9: rather New Year's Eve in Las Vegas? Or would you
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 9: rather New Year's Eve in Times Square in New York?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 11: Which one?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 3: Hell?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 4: Vegas? Lost Vegas. I've been to the ball Drop in
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 4: New York. I'm hosted New Year's E three times. No
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: way Lost Vegas. I've been to New Year's Even on
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: Las Vegas cold.
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 8: All right, it's superl It's the most unreasonable thing you've
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 8: ever seen.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: Man, that parade, that ball drop? No suh no suh?
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 4: That all right?
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 9: Would you rather snowball fight with your spouse or would
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 9: you rather.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 11: A pillow fight with your spouse?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 10: I got to have a pillow fight, That's what I
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 10: got to have, period with a snowball. It could be
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 10: you know we're going to the hospital aft right after that?
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: Oh no, Cleland, I put it on.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: I know how.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: You staying me with that next my mouth? You have
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: no idea how many rocks I done had the middle
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 4: of my snowball?
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 9: H all right? Would you rather have extended family over
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 9: for Christmas? Or would you just rather FaceTime them? Be
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 9: you're not having a family over.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 4: They don't know when to lead on, man, They just
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 4: I'm so glad. Well you get this tree in here?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: Oh too many questions?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 4: What you're doing with two trees?
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: Oh must be nice?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: You like everybody light beal in here? Look at all
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 8: these bathrooms. You know how much money he's spending on
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: tarlet tissue. No, I had a relative say that. One
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: really say that. All these bathrooms, how much they probably
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: spending on Tallert tissue? Lady Tallert, chisu at least about concern.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 4: That ain't the be on. I'm talking about it in
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 4: my house, that damn toilet tissue. All right, y'all, dog
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 4: stay in the house. Yeah yeah.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 9: Would you rather Christmas bonuses for your staff? Or would
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 9: you rather do a Christmas pot lug dinner?
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: Come on?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 4: Hm hmmm, well, I mean I'd rather give y'all money.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 9: Hell, we'll get to give it. Let's got a merry Christmas?
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: Say? Come on, be ready?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: You don't want no pot luck?
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 4: No, she's scared.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 9: Scared?
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 4: What Shirley go bro? They'bo wanna take that chance? Right here?
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 8: Monica can cook, calling can cook? Shut dog, I got
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: don't watch what her I got.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 4: I got. I gotta watch what her pot look like.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: Make sure what if.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: It's the crock pot?
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: I all right, that's it's the red crock pot. All right.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 9: That's today's round of would you rather? Coming up next?
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 9: It is our last break of the day, and we'll
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 9: close out the show with the one and only Steve
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: Harvey right after this.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 11: You're listening Hary Morning Show.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 9: All right, guys, here we are last break of the
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 9: day on this Wednesday, and earlier we played around of
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 9: one has to Go and we had a couple left over.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: Steve.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 9: One was oh and you and Tommy of course got
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 9: into it with one has to Go with the Ojay's
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 9: earth Wind and Fire and the temptations. Tommy said that
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 9: put him out the family.
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 4: He didn't done that.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 8: A hard day out to family right now? Oh my
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 8: damn game, Yes, ma'am. Certain days we don't lie in
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 8: this family.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 9: All right, All right, here we go, uh Stanford and Son,
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 9: good times, Jeffersons. One has to go.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 4: Oh no, you can't do that, what Jeff George?
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 9: You're taking George out.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: Getting Samford and Son? Right, yeah, but as soon as
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 4: we make some money you get rid of it. Thought
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 4: by moving that up, no hesitation, good time, James.
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to go with the Jeffersons.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 4: I would yeah.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 6: Wow.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 9: So to me, which one then?
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 11: Which one?
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 4: I'm torn?
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 5: I'm not getting rid of Red Fox, that's for sure.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 5: He's definitely not going, okay, and so good.
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: Time rid of Evans family. God is that what I'm here.
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 5: Now, I can't go to Chicago, and that every answer
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 5: you give is one which one, Oh say good times?
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: He said, why did you give it a good time?
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 4: Was he a fool? I told you he ain't in
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 4: the family.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 9: Told yeah, one hands to go gat banned may God
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 9: comodoes the commodore's.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 13: Rd man, I take oh, father God, Charlie U already
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 13: Beverly and Richie.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 4: You can't keep running in out on my line.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: But they are not going.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 4: So what she and May?
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 14: What?
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 4: What did you say?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be made now you can't go to Philly.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: It's gotta be made. You're stupid black.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 6: And what.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 4: You have to understamn nephew.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 6: For me.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 8: Man, I don't know how finish Sade is here because
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: sail on down to not maybe just a food this
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 8: stream he comed.
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 4: Once twice, three times a lady. They got so many
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 4: days a way we can let him go.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 9: That's brickhouse break out.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 4: Pree is what.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 9: One has, all right, one has to go?
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 4: Which one is a big dog? Yeah, man, you feel man?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 4: He is not giving us one?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Uh uh Man, I have to.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 9: Gat man, maids, you don't have to sing all the songs.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 4: We are.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 9: All right, we're moving on.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 4: I let you have to let you come.
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: We can't say it like you mean it.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 4: You're letting the comic go.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 9: Wow, all right, come on, here we go.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 4: I can't let Mais go.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 9: It means too much to you. All right, one has
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 9: to go. New edition Josy boys.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: Joys to Me?
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 9: New addition, Joaesy Boys to Men.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 4: New addition did you hooray?
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 3: Ever?
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 4: New addition after they added Johnny.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 8: Ain't going No damn well, okay, hold your hoop, hold
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 8: your dead man.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: It's gonna have to be boys to me and Jos
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: can't go now boys, Yeah.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: You're stupid, ball ahead. You surprised your ass. Jos Did
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 4: you say to me? What did you say? Get rid
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 4: of boys and men?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 4: I said, I'm surprised your ass right now. You ain't
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 4: having the crisis right now.
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 8: I'm just surprised if I don't walking because I know
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 8: you little brother right down to throw.
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 4: My ass into a crisis right now. I'm surprised. It's
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 4: seeing to be balling up right now. I'll be the
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 4: last time I like this game. We get to man,
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 4: I take Jody's ass out of there so fast. You audition?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 4: What boys to me? And do you know the hits?
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 4: Boys to me?
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 8: And God, I'm going with jokes all tall. Y'all have
• 1:26:24
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• 1:26:26
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• 1:26:40
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