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Kwanzaa Comedy, Church Mic Snatchers, KFC Themed Wedding, Comedy Roulette Lotto and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 8: I said, uh huh, I show will, Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: I say in the morning because somebody asked me, what
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  Speaker 8: do you mean by that when you say that in
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  Speaker 8: the morning.
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  Speaker 8: Uh huh, it's in response to David Hollister opening the
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  Speaker 8: song by saying, go ahead, big Daddy, go ahead, I said,
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  Speaker 8: uh huh, I show will. Then I say good morning everybody,
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  Speaker 8: because I was raised a rage. You're supposed to speak
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  Speaker 8: your office, you know, wherever you're at. I come in
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  Speaker 8: the room or God speak, So I say good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice, and then I got
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  Speaker 8: to introduce myself because as a performer, I always felt
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  Speaker 8: my best when I was introduced. No, why would you
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  Speaker 8: walk out on stage anybody introduce you. You can't get
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  Speaker 8: the round of applause. It's just it's horrible. So I say,
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  Speaker 8: you are listening to the voice one and only Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 8: Come on, dig me now. Now that's old school. I
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  Speaker 8: got that, but that's I was once again.
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  Speaker 2: Dig me Now?
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  Speaker 8: Is I want you to feel what I'm about to say.
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  Speaker 8: That's all I'm saying. That's not a bragging thing. You
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  Speaker 8: know you are listening to the voice one and only
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey. Come on, dig me now, I'm just asking
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  Speaker 8: you to feel what I'm saying in the morning because
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  Speaker 8: it's part of a promise that I made to God.
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  Speaker 8: See a long time ago, I told God, if he
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  Speaker 8: allowed me to make it, that when I got there,
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  Speaker 8: I would tell everybody I know how I did it,
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  Speaker 8: and I wasn't gonna shortcut it or shade him on it.
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  Speaker 8: I said, if you allow me to make it, if
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  Speaker 8: you give me the strength, the courage, the wisdom, you
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  Speaker 8: gave me a gift, if you let me apply it,
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  Speaker 8: don't destroy myself in the process. Forgive me for my
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  Speaker 8: sins along the way, continue to hold and rock me
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  Speaker 8: when I need it. When I make it, I promise you, Lord,
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  Speaker 8: when I get there, I will tell everybody how I
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  Speaker 8: made it.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 8: This started back in LA when I got on the
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  Speaker 8: radio and I was making it okay. I was doing okay,
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  Speaker 8: but I had to keep my promise to God. My
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  Speaker 8: promise was, if you allow me to make it, I'll
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  Speaker 8: tell everybody how I got there. I have to tell
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  Speaker 8: you that every day, because if it was not for
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  Speaker 8: that grace and mercy, I wouldn't even be here able
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  Speaker 8: to fulfill my promise, because I've done enough dirt in
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  Speaker 8: my life.
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  Speaker 2: Man to not be worthy.
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  Speaker 8: He could have easily walked away from me a long
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  Speaker 8: time ago because I had show walked away from him. See,
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  Speaker 8: and I didn't walk away from him once. I walked
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  Speaker 8: away from him a bunch of times. But guess what
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  Speaker 8: he forgave me a bunch of times. I'm a living
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  Speaker 8: example of hundreds of chances. His forgiveness and his mercy
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  Speaker 8: is available for everybody. It's the only reason I get
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  Speaker 8: on this show every day. It's the only reason I
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  Speaker 8: have the blessings that's come in my way. It's the
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  Speaker 8: only way that the things that keep happening in my life, man,
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  Speaker 8: that I have no explanation for, is because of His
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  Speaker 8: grace and mercy. See, anytime something good happens in my
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  Speaker 8: life and I can't explain it, that's usually him, he
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  Speaker 8: exhibits to me. Remember, I'm a forgiving god. Man. Remember,
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  Speaker 8: So when you fall, Steve, don't lay down there. Don't
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  Speaker 8: you lay down there. Don't you let the devil fool
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  Speaker 8: you that because you'd have made some mistakes that you
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  Speaker 8: ain't that you can't do it because everybody gonna make them.
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  Speaker 8: There's none perfect, no, not once. So get up, keep moving,
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  Speaker 8: keep pushing, step on what you're laying there for. Your
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  Speaker 8: daddy didn't raise you that way. Look, man, my father
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  Speaker 8: was just about manhood. I'm gonna just tell you. My
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  Speaker 8: daddy never had a conversation with me about church. He
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  Speaker 8: beat me for not going, but you know a couple
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  Speaker 8: of times, but he wasn't about that. It wasn't his message.
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  Speaker 8: That was my mama's job. My mama taught me about
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  Speaker 8: being saved, about loving the Lord, about giving your life,
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  Speaker 8: about the teachings of Jesus Christ. My mama was a
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  Speaker 8: Sunday school teacher, so I got all of that from her.
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  Speaker 8: My old man ain't had none of that for me.
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  Speaker 8: My old man talked to me about one thing all
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  Speaker 8: day long, hard working manhood, and well you're gonna get
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  Speaker 8: that if you don't get nothing else from me. He
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  Speaker 8: gave that to me, so I got it. See, so
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  Speaker 8: my father, you say, excuse my language, but you ain't
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  Speaker 8: gonna sit there like no little punk up in here.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't what you're finna do. You're finna get up
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  Speaker 8: and go do what you're supposed to do. Now, stop
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  Speaker 8: all that wine and like some little punk and gone
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  Speaker 8: get the movie. That's how my father talked to me. Now,
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  Speaker 8: I'm just telling you real. It worked for me though,
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  Speaker 8: And before you start emailing me, that had nothing to
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  Speaker 8: do with homosexuality at all. It's just that was his
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  Speaker 8: term for a man not acting like a man. That's
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  Speaker 8: all it was he had. It was not a gay
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  Speaker 8: reference at all. I want you to understand that before
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  Speaker 8: you start emailing me. So my daddy wasn't calling that
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  Speaker 8: was not a sexual reference for him. My father talked
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  Speaker 8: to us That's what he meant. I knew exactly what
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  Speaker 8: he meant. He couldn't have meit nothing else. He ain't
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  Speaker 8: even know nothing about that. My man clueless when it
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  Speaker 8: come to that right there. So when I was getting
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  Speaker 8: down and feeling bad about myself, my old man, he
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  Speaker 8: taught me this toughness.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 8: He gave me this grit, this doggedness, this go to
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  Speaker 8: work and work hard. That's why today, when God does
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  Speaker 8: bless me with something, he ain't got to worry about
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  Speaker 8: me not working hard because.
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  Speaker 2: That's in me.
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  Speaker 8: And when I get tired, I asked that same God
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  Speaker 8: for strepth to keep on doing so I can do
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  Speaker 8: the blessing since he got for me. So when you
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  Speaker 8: ask me how you gonna do all this, Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 8: I don't know. I ain't got to figure that out.
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  Speaker 8: All I got to do is show up with the
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  Speaker 8: same amount of faith of being showing up with God
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  Speaker 8: handled the rest of it. See y'all, Hey man, let
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  Speaker 8: me tell you something. I don't see how you do it.
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  Speaker 8: I don't either, Can I get you, hey man, newsflash?
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  Speaker 2: Let me hear. I don't see how you doing all that? Steve?
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  Speaker 2: You doing this? You doing that?
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  Speaker 8: Can I tell you something I don't either. I just
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  Speaker 8: wake up with the faith man and trusting that if
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  Speaker 8: He gonna bless me with it, he must be gonna
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  Speaker 8: show me a way how to get it done. See
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  Speaker 8: I ain't tripping on that part. See, once you take
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  Speaker 8: yourself out the how to business, you can go on
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  Speaker 8: and get with it. But see, if you're gonna trip
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  Speaker 8: yourself out with the how to, you can't think like
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  Speaker 8: God can think. You can't figure like God can figure.
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  Speaker 8: So now you sitting up in here, God Lord, I
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  Speaker 8: want this to happen for me. Then I don't know
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  Speaker 8: how I'm gonna do all that. Well, guess what you
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  Speaker 8: in the wait?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 2: See you?
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  Speaker 8: Now you in the way, because see God ain't asked
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  Speaker 8: you to figure out how to? He said, ask and believe.
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  Speaker 8: Then he said faith without works is dead. That's my solution.
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  Speaker 8: That's the concoction that I'm functioning on. All I got
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  Speaker 8: to do is accept the blessing, keep the faith, be
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  Speaker 8: willing to work and believe God can do anything but fail.
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  Speaker 8: Why would God bring me this far to leave me?
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  Speaker 8: Why would he bring you this far to leave you?
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  Speaker 8: So why I get up every morning? I have no choice?
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  Speaker 8: I got to get up in here to rest. When
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  Speaker 8: I'm running late, Man, I try to plow through here.
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  Speaker 8: Sometime I don't make it. Man, I got to do
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  Speaker 8: a rerun. But I plow through here because man, Steve,
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  Speaker 8: you're gonna run out something to say. No, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 8: just keep thinking.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 8: You can't run out of that, can you? Because you
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  Speaker 8: owe him that. Matter of fact, when I get through talking,
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  Speaker 8: I really ain't thanked him enough.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening, show, ladies and gentlemen, it is here, another
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  Speaker 9: great day, another blessing from God.
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  Speaker 2: He gave it to us. You are to be glad
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 10: I know I am.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, man.
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  Speaker 8: I show appreciate you waking me up, starting me on
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  Speaker 8: my way, giving me this grand opportunity to make another
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  Speaker 8: dream come true, to start the process of making dreams
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  Speaker 8: come true.
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  Speaker 2: But really just to wake up and see what you.
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  Speaker 8: Got for me today, Because man, so far it's been
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  Speaker 8: all right now. Have I had some challenging days plenty?
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  Speaker 8: Have I had what I thought was some major setbacks?
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  Speaker 2: Bunch of them? Have I been in some trouble way
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  Speaker 2: longer than I wanted to be?
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  Speaker 8: Show have?
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  Speaker 2: But didn't he do it?
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  Speaker 8: Didn't he bring you through it, yay did, And that's
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  Speaker 8: why I'm here today. That's why I'm as strong as
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  Speaker 8: I am today because I have seen all of these
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  Speaker 8: tests before. So do what you want to do, say
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  Speaker 8: what you want to say, write what you want to write,
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  Speaker 8: and tell it how you wanna tell it. But when
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  Speaker 8: you get through, you can't do nothing or hit me
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  Speaker 8: with nothing that's bigger than my God.
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  Speaker 2: You can't do it.
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  Speaker 8: Is my God versus my enemies. Good luck, That's all
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  Speaker 8: I got to say. Good luck, homie, is my God
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  Speaker 8: versus my enemies. All right, now, as you've been worn,
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  Speaker 8: welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show because we're glad
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  Speaker 8: about it. Shelon Strawberry Collin for real, Mississippi Monica Junior
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  Speaker 8: government name kills faith and the legend that is Nephew
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  Speaker 8: Tommy Well Jr.
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  Speaker 2: Anything on your mind today.
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  Speaker 11: I'm gonna tell you right now. You and technology. I
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  Speaker 11: swear I don't mean to.
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  Speaker 12: Be laughing at you all the time, but you know what,
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  Speaker 12: up you talk to your gud about you and technology?
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  Speaker 11: Can you get some help over that department? That's what
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  Speaker 11: you need.
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  Speaker 2: Because well, you know a Jr. Yeah, sometimes you could
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  Speaker 2: pray for stuff and the answer is no.
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  Speaker 11: So for you, it's no for technology.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, but that's why I got kids and employees for
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  Speaker 8: I bet somebody better get over here and get it
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  Speaker 8: figured out, because I bet it better.
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  Speaker 2: I keep being a problem for me.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: If you get in a check and I ask you
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  Speaker 8: a question and you ain't got the answer, what is
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  Speaker 8: your check for? I hire people are smarter than me,
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  Speaker 8: So be smart the moment you dumb it in me.
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  Speaker 8: Why am I paying you not to know nothing? Because
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  Speaker 8: I already don't know nothing. So you know, Junior, So
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  Speaker 8: you know you've brought up this little technology stuff. Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I guess that's just amusing to you.
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  Speaker 4: Huh uh.
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  Speaker 12: You be committed though you be trying. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 12: get I ain't gonna lie. You be trying, but you
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  Speaker 12: come up short every single time.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I do try. I do come up short. And
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  Speaker 8: I guess that's been a very source of amusement for
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  Speaker 8: you in the morning. This is you here? I come.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I hit the ivy dale.
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  Speaker 11: Oh no, wait a minute, hold on, I can't stand here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I can't.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, somebody, Hey, what I mean wife folks in here?
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  Speaker 12: Time you say I need wife folks in here.
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  Speaker 8: Well, all right, as dumb as I am, let me
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  Speaker 8: say this, junior. Yeah, welcome to the Steve Hall and
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  Speaker 8: Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 13: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
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  Speaker 13: back right after this.
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  Speaker 14: Where y'all going?
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  Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show?
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  Speaker 13: All right, it's time to start your morning off with
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  Speaker 13: the nephew and run that prank back?
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  Speaker 2: What you got for his neph body drop? Let's go
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  Speaker 2: catch up? Hello, Hello, I'm trying to read Jordan's please
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  Speaker 2: this Hey Jordan, how you doing this?
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  Speaker 4: K Dove?
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling you know, we get somebody solicited your name
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  Speaker 2: for us. You know, we are a new social media
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  Speaker 2: outlet and we're getting ready to go live tomorrow at
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  Speaker 2: eleven tomorrow morning, and we gotta, you know, look like
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna get a lot of followers and this is
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  Speaker 2: gonna be a big app. So kind of wanted to
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  Speaker 2: see if you would be interested in being a part
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  Speaker 2: of the app.
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  Speaker 6: And what we got going, well, I don't even know
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  Speaker 6: who would give you my information?
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  Speaker 15: What is this?
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  Speaker 2: I don't I don't know, I don't know who who's
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  Speaker 2: who gave us your number or whatever. But they just
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  Speaker 2: told us you would be good for being on the
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  Speaker 2: on the app tomorrow morning. Like I said, we're friendly
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  Speaker 2: go live. So we're trying to get pictures and videos
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  Speaker 2: in today so we can give them on tomorrow.
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  Speaker 6: What is this app?
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  Speaker 2: You want some pictures? Yeah, we see this app is
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  Speaker 2: This app is called Booty Drop, and what we do
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  Speaker 2: is people people. Yeah, so what happens is people seeing
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  Speaker 2: video they dropping their booty or you could just send
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  Speaker 2: a picture of you behind however you want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: You know we're gonna make it look real good or whatever.
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  Speaker 2: But you know you're gonna you know, you represent. But
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  Speaker 2: this is the new social media outlet that people gonna
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  Speaker 2: be communicating with. But this is Booty Drop and we're
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  Speaker 2: getting ready to drop this tomorrow morning. Like I said,
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  Speaker 2: like eleven o'clock tomorrow, it's gonna go. It's gonna go live,
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  Speaker 2: so you'll be able to see yourself on there.
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  Speaker 6: What ain't about booty Drop?
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  Speaker 4: Y'all?
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  Speaker 6: You got me messed up. I don't drop no booty
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  Speaker 6: for nobody but my man. Okay, so I don't know
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  Speaker 6: who told you I was gonna be on here, but
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  Speaker 6: I'm not doing no booty dropping.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so hold up, okay, hold on, hold on, hold
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  Speaker 2: on all right. First of all, somebody recommended you, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like I said, hold on. Now, we got all the
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  Speaker 2: slides feeled except for this one. So you know, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to I don't want to have our app there,
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  Speaker 2: and then we ain't got everything on that we need,
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  Speaker 2: so we gotta have you to do this.
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  Speaker 6: Look, well, there's a lot of booties. Okay, I'm not
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  Speaker 6: the only one, you know, thank you. No, it ain't
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  Speaker 6: gonna be no booty.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm assuming you know I don't mean no harm
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  Speaker 2: like I say this, Kate Dog, I don't mean no harm.
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  Speaker 2: But let me ask you this here. So evidently you
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  Speaker 2: must have a butt that people admire. If you know,
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  Speaker 2: if they put your name on here, then you must
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  Speaker 2: have a butt that they admire. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to be as gentleman as possible. You understand
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 5: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Is it a reason why you don't want to, you know, participate?
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  Speaker 6: What ain't nobody gonna be putting their booty on the internet.
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  Speaker 3: For some apps?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, no, okay, So let me ask you this here.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't you ain't on none of the other social
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  Speaker 2: media outless you don't have no pictures on there or
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  Speaker 2: nothing like that.
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  Speaker 6: Not with my booty.
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  Speaker 2: No, So you're just trying to tell me that all
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  Speaker 2: your pictures are from.
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  Speaker 8: The waist up.
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  Speaker 6: No, they're not all from the waist up. But I'm
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  Speaker 6: not about to be flashing my booty and jiggling it
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  Speaker 6: for your app.
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  Speaker 2: But but but see, you don't understand what booty drop
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  Speaker 2: can do for you. Booty Drop, Booty Drop can bring
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  Speaker 2: a lot of attention, you know to you. You know
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna you're gonna meet a lot of people on
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  Speaker 2: this booty Drop app. And that's what what I'm trying
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  Speaker 2: to say is, I don't want you to knock it
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  Speaker 2: to you tried it now, I say we put your
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  Speaker 2: booty on there for the first week, and you see
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  Speaker 2: how many hits you get, and if you don't like it,
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  Speaker 2: then we take it down. That's all I'm saying. Just
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  Speaker 2: you know, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 6: You're not about to put my booty on no app
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: talking about giving it a week? You know I got
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: a brain, right, Ain't nobody about to be looking at
• 17:20
  Speaker 6: my booty.
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: For a week?
• 17:21
  Speaker 6: On the Internet.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is give your booty a week That's
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: all I'm saying. Give your booty a week on we good.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: No, not putting my booty on no Internet.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: So okay, are you insecure about yourself?
• 17:34
  Speaker 15: No?
• 17:34
  Speaker 6: I feel great about myself. That's why I can say no.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: Let me just say this to you. Now, when once
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: Booty Drop blow up and become a big a big
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: time social media then you know, a social outlet, then
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: you're gonna be wanting to get back on here. And
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: i'mnna be honest with your k Dub. I ain't gonna
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: want you on here no more because or the way
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: you acting with me.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: Now, well that's okay, k Dub, you do you boo,
• 17:57
  Speaker 6: it's not happening. I'll go ahead and y'all tomorrow, but
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: I'm not about to be on there.
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: So you don't want to be a star. I'm trying
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: to make you a star, is what I'm trying to say.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: I'm all right, I don't think I'm gonna be an
• 18:08
  Speaker 6: Instagram star from my booty jiggling. I'm okay, there's plenty
• 18:12
  Speaker 6: of people doing that already here. You'll find somebody to
• 18:15
  Speaker 6: get that slot.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: I'm just trying to make you a star. That's all.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: I'm right to do it.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: You know what I'm really what I really want to
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: know is who told you to call me this? Some
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: more books? Don't nobody need this? You don't call me
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: talking about you want to see my booty?
• 18:29
  Speaker 12: Who do you think I am?
• 18:30
  Speaker 6: Better question? Who do you think you are?
• 18:32
  Speaker 4: This is some books.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: Black women don't have time for this. You need to
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: call talking about you want to pay some bills, That's
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: what you need to call talking about. Don't call me
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: talking about no booties.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
• 18:43
  Speaker 6: What don't me talking about no booties? Call me talking
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: about you want to pay some student loans? Tell me
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: you're trying to pay a car note. Don't call me
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: talking about you want to see my booty on the internet.
• 18:55
  Speaker 6: This is so ridiculous, Like what is this book?
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, okay, So I guess it's safe to say
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: you ain't gonna drop your booty.
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: Ain't nobody dropping booty.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I'm launching this tomorrow. I'm launching a whole lot of
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: booties tomorrow, and I'm gonna have one space empty.
• 19:12
  Speaker 6: You said, well, this is a great lesson in being prepared,
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: starting early because you're gonna encounter some those brother No,
• 19:19
  Speaker 6: but really, who I need to know who gave you
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: my number?
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 19:23
  Speaker 13: Really?
• 19:23
  Speaker 6: Who thought that was a good idea?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: No?
• 19:25
  Speaker 6: Really, because you got in the question. I don't appreciate that.
• 19:28
  Speaker 6: I need to know, like who, Like I.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Said, I don't know who gave you. I don't know
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: all that. My job is to get booty drop field
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: and I'm missing one booty. And here it is now.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: You know, here is the day before I'm launching. Here
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: it is now.
• 19:42
  Speaker 8: You don't want to do it?
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: Okay?
• 19:43
  Speaker 16: Why?
• 19:44
  Speaker 8: But I need to know who like to do this?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, Tommy the one told me you was gonna do it.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: He said you would be.
• 19:50
  Speaker 8: Up for it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 6: Who is Tommy?
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Tommy Tommy told me you would drop that booty for
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: our for our booty drop.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: I don't know who is Tommy?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Tommy nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Jordan,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: you just got pranked by your girl Amber.
• 20:08
  Speaker 6: Okay, Amber, Okay, okay, okay, okay, y'all playing this morning.
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: Y'all got my blood pressure up? Okay, y'all playing?
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: Okay, you're good, baby, I'm sorry, baby, I'm gonna calm down.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna calm down. I'm gonna calm down. I see you,
• 20:22
  Speaker 6: I see you got me.
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: You got me?
• 20:26
  Speaker 15: Was that lit?
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry?
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Was look you got me lit? It was a little
• 20:29
  Speaker 6: pissed up over here? Okay, okay, you got me using words.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: I'm not supposed you know what I'm saying. Some of
• 20:36
  Speaker 6: the words drop.
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, tell me this though, baby, before we go. What
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: in the lane?
• 20:47
  Speaker 6: Steve Harvey Morning Show with Nephew Tommy.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, nephew.
• 20:51
  Speaker 11: All right, thank you.
• 20:53
  Speaker 13: Coming up next, we'll ask the CLO Chief Love Officers.
• 20:56
  Speaker 13: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time Now guys for
• 21:01
  Speaker 13: ask the CLO, the Chief Love Officer, the close Steve Harvey.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: Listen, we gotta get started.
• 21:09
  Speaker 13: This one is from Ann in Atlantic City and says,
• 21:12
  Speaker 13: my husband and I are retired and we settled in
• 21:15
  Speaker 13: a community of seniors sixty five and up. There aren't
• 21:19
  Speaker 13: many other couples in the building. It's mostly widows, and
• 21:22
  Speaker 13: we are active in game night and movie night, and
• 21:25
  Speaker 13: I'm getting sick of the women engaging my husband in
• 21:28
  Speaker 13: conversation like I'm not sitting there. I've talked to him
• 21:32
  Speaker 13: about it, and he promised to stop talking to these women.
• 21:35
  Speaker 13: He did for a while, but the women are very forward.
• 21:38
  Speaker 13: Should I have a talk with these women and tell
• 21:40
  Speaker 13: them to keep away.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: From my man?
• 21:44
  Speaker 8: Well, I don't know how this works as senior citizens' homes,
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: I haven't been in one, But don't mess around and
• 21:51
  Speaker 8: get ganged up on. But you know you're running up
• 21:57
  Speaker 8: on these women, you know what I mean? They just
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: they just talking, you know, Yeah, they ain't not talking?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: They friendly? You know she doesn't like it. Well, the
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: hell are you moving there? Folks?
• 22:12
  Speaker 8: All the women in there that you bring a pork
• 22:18
  Speaker 8: chop to the back of the bulldog truck?
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: How you think that's gonna work?
• 22:24
  Speaker 13: Now?
• 22:25
  Speaker 8: Your man he tried to stop talking to him, but
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: they keep talking to him.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: He can't be rude.
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: Nobody wants to live in a neighborhood or community and.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: Be rude to people. So what should she do? I
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: don't know what to do. Hell, you know, you know jealous?
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: I don't know what to do. No, dude, ain't doing
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: nothing wrong. The man ain't doing nothing wrong. You can't
• 22:49
  Speaker 8: stop all the women from talking to your husband, y'all
• 22:53
  Speaker 8: active in game night. Qu're going to game night.
• 22:57
  Speaker 14: They want stuff to do.
• 22:59
  Speaker 8: Well. Then when you go out there in public and
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: you got the only piece of raw meat on the
• 23:04
  Speaker 8: back of the bulldog trunck, what you think gonna happen?
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Wow, have game night in your room.
• 23:13
  Speaker 8: Now, you got to find another man that's seeming good
• 23:15
  Speaker 8: enough shape to play game night.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Because women do better when they aid men fall apart.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: She says.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: It's mostly widows there though.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's because well they don't really feel a party. Yes,
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: all right.
• 23:28
  Speaker 13: Leela and Tallahassee says, I'm a forty four year old
• 23:31
  Speaker 13: married woman and I've been having an affair with my
• 23:34
  Speaker 13: husband's twenty nine year old barber. I met him at
• 23:37
  Speaker 13: the gym and didn't know he's my husband's barber at first.
• 23:40
  Speaker 13: When I found out, I tried to end the affair,
• 23:42
  Speaker 13: but he said he dropped my husband as a client
• 23:44
  Speaker 13: so I wouldn't feel guilty. I could not let him
• 23:48
  Speaker 13: do that because it took my husband a while to
• 23:50
  Speaker 13: get a great barber. He is ready to end a
• 23:53
  Speaker 13: business relationship over me, and I'm flattered but not interested.
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: How do I tell them? It's how do I tell
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: tell him it's not that serious.
• 24:02
  Speaker 8: No, wait a minute, you don't understand. Do you understand
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: the proposal he's making to you. He's saying he'll drop
• 24:08
  Speaker 8: him as a customer so he can keep kicking it
• 24:11
  Speaker 8: with you, offering you no out, Because if he wanted
• 24:17
  Speaker 8: to offer you out, he'll just let you out and
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: keep taking your husband's money. What he's offering you is
• 24:23
  Speaker 8: an opportunity for him to continue seeing you by dropping
• 24:28
  Speaker 8: your husband as a client.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Well, she said, she's flattered, Steve.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but I don't want to do that because it
• 24:34
  Speaker 8: took him a long time to get a barber. Then
• 24:36
  Speaker 8: you ain't serious about none of this shit. And she
• 24:42
  Speaker 8: ain't gonna stop seeing the dude either. Did you hear
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: that in the letter anywhere? How do I stop seeing him?
• 24:49
  Speaker 15: No?
• 24:50
  Speaker 8: How do you stop him from dropping her husband as
• 24:54
  Speaker 8: a client? Because it ain't that serious? We just kicking it? Well,
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: see you forty four? Oh you think you know everything?
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: Let your husband keep going in there. I'm telling you
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: it's gonna leak. They're gonna be in the barber shop talking.
• 25:08
  Speaker 8: Oh you know that fine thing you met down in
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: that gym and that old thing at cougar or one
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: of them. Bober's gonna say that somebody and then he
• 25:17
  Speaker 8: gonna be looking upside their head. But they're gonna be
• 25:18
  Speaker 8: cutting half, so they ain't gonna see him looking upside
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: their heads. Yeah, you know the one, the one you
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: got the picture with it with that leopard. Le Tar said,
• 25:27
  Speaker 8: not a leopards.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Because you know old people wear animal prints to the gym, you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: Know, is that a thing?
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, old people cougar wanna look like a cougar.
• 25:42
  Speaker 8: Old old women love animal prince or animal prison and
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: lit them.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 25:50
  Speaker 13: Moving on, This one is from Tony and Philly says,
• 25:54
  Speaker 13: I'm twenty nine and my girlfriend is twenty seven. We
• 25:57
  Speaker 13: party together and get drunk together almost always. She wets
• 26:01
  Speaker 13: my bed if she's had too much to drink. It's
• 26:04
  Speaker 13: to the point where she jokes about it and gets
• 26:05
  Speaker 13: towels and puts under herself before she passes out. She
• 26:09
  Speaker 13: said she dreams about going to the bathroom, but her
• 26:12
  Speaker 13: mind and body don't match up when she's drunk. Is
• 26:15
  Speaker 13: this a medical condition or should I blame it on
• 26:18
  Speaker 13: the alcohol? Nothing came up on Google. Wait did you
• 26:22
  Speaker 13: hear the last line?
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Nothing?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Nothing came up on Google. Well you'll need Google for this.
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: That's how little boys while we pee in the bed
• 26:30
  Speaker 8: longer than girl because we had a pee dream. Yeah,
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: you're outside peeing and you just next thing, you know,
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: you done wet the bed. If your grown ass is
• 26:44
  Speaker 8: wetting a damn bed and you putting towels into bed,
• 26:49
  Speaker 8: your ass is trifling and you really need to stop drinking.
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: If you so drunk you can't control your damn bladder.
• 27:00
  Speaker 8: Where you got to put towels in the bed? I
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: wish I would be laid up next to some woman
• 27:05
  Speaker 8: and she peel on me.
• 27:06
  Speaker 5: What are we?
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: You know what you're doing? In hell? You're not gonna
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: kill no man.
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: You'd have lost all your sexiness with me, right right?
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: So we in here drinking you and here all of
• 27:17
  Speaker 8: a sudden my bed warm and it don't stay warm long.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: We're not joking. This is not a joke, all right.
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: So I can't even control I said when I get drunk, Well,
• 27:29
  Speaker 8: it's going to be by your damn self, because I'm
• 27:32
  Speaker 8: not sleeping with no seven year old bed with her.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, you don't have to put up with that.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Man, I wish now you could do. You can find
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: somebody don't drink that here be.
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: Condition.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you, Clo. You're listening.
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: Morning show.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve J. Anthony bred is here to tell
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: us about comedy roulette.
• 28:03
  Speaker 16: Yes, I can tell him what he listens and he
• 28:06
  Speaker 16: loves it. Now Here we do comedy reulette. We take
• 28:09
  Speaker 16: four subjects, put him on a wheel.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: What a wheel? Stop?
• 28:12
  Speaker 16: We do the damn thing because we're just that good,
• 28:14
  Speaker 16: right here, Steve.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: Harm all right, well let's go all right, yeah, yes,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and here we go.
• 28:21
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: Number one, things you do and.
• 28:24
  Speaker 13: Say around your black friends that you don't say around
• 28:27
  Speaker 13: your white friend for real?
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Number two people in your life you know their nickname
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: but not their real name.
• 28:38
  Speaker 11: Okay, that's funny, it's funny.
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Number three, who you would like to go back in
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: time and tell off?
• 28:50
  Speaker 8: That's okay, all right.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Here's the last one.
• 28:55
  Speaker 13: Stuff you stuff you tell your boss man if you
• 28:59
  Speaker 13: hit the Oh, okay, all right, spin it.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Crystal like fans, black friends, white friends back. Oh no,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: it stopped doing. Stuff you tell your boss if you
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: hit the lottery.
• 29:17
  Speaker 7: All right, let me start.
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: It starts off.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: It's gonna be two phone calls.
• 29:23
  Speaker 16: The first Longe call is go to hell, and then
• 29:26
  Speaker 16: I'm calling back and say again, Yes, that's what the
• 29:29
  Speaker 16: hell I say.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: I like that Now.
• 29:36
  Speaker 12: If I hit the lot on me, I'm going to
• 29:39
  Speaker 12: work that next day, just so I can say this
• 29:42
  Speaker 12: morning with your broc.
• 29:46
  Speaker 14: To go back in there and say.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: That, okay, okay, okay.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: If I hit the lottery, I'm going to work the
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: next morning. I looking at my boss and eyes, and
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: I'm letting them know I just bought a year's supply
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: of ass whoop, and guess who they blount? Yes, who
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: they blount.
• 30:11
  Speaker 14: Stuff.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: You tell your boss if you hit the lottery, fire me.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: Do it now.
• 30:20
  Speaker 16: I like I hear your stuff. You tell your boss
• 30:24
  Speaker 16: if you hit the lottery. I know you're expecting a report. Yeah,
• 30:28
  Speaker 16: keep expecting it, like working here.
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: If you just look outside, Yes, that is your car
• 30:40
  Speaker 11: getting told.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: See y'all. Ain't y'all. Y'all, y'all, y'all, ain't hitting him
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: like you supposed to. You gotta hit him. You gotta
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: look him in the eyes and say, let'sten me and
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: your wife going to grease. Yeah, I said it, you're
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: that rich me. I mean you ain't gonna believe it.
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: I just wrote on my paper me and your wife
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: is in Mexico.
• 31:07
  Speaker 14: Great minds.
• 31:10
  Speaker 16: Yes, sir, baby, you'll say to your boss if you
• 31:15
  Speaker 16: hit the hear what I'm saying. I'm coming in late, yeah,
• 31:19
  Speaker 16: and I'm leaving here.
• 31:21
  Speaker 5: I like that one.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like it.
• 31:26
  Speaker 12: You say to your boss once you hit the loddery.
• 31:30
  Speaker 12: Hell no, I ain't wearing pants no more.
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: I'm living my best line.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, what are you gonna tell your boss?
• 31:41
  Speaker 8: You got you know what, sir.
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: You gotta look him in the eye. You just gotta
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: stare at him and say, uh, you can just kiss
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: me kill like just like that, just like that, just
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: like that?
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, stuff you tell your boss if you
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: win the lottery.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: I can't. I can't think of a little easy one. Okay,
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: this one, have me kids ship?
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, stuff you tell your boss when you win the lottery.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Steve, me and your mama outside, God, my mama, my
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: mo outside. But we're really out there.
• 32:41
  Speaker 16: I've been holding his end for a long time.
• 32:43
  Speaker 8: Okay, all your kids is.
• 32:49
  Speaker 7: Not the kids?
• 32:52
  Speaker 11: Come on you, okay, boss, I just wanted to lie.
• 32:57
  Speaker 11: I've been mean to say this for a long time.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: You got hot ass breath.
• 33:02
  Speaker 14: I ain't saying that when I work.
• 33:04
  Speaker 11: I ain't got hot air breath.
• 33:07
  Speaker 14: He's whipping.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: Let me going on.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Let him know this right here.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Stuff you tell your boss if you won the lottery.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: I don't won a lotter. I might get it off
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: my check. Your oldest son, Davante, that's my son. I've
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: been waiting to tell your hand who I've been waiting
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: to tea.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be a dead rich man.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Come on, doggy.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: Chirley, what is it?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: And stuff you tell your boss when you win the lottery.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Steve, I just bought the company. You don't work here
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: no more.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. I don't work here.
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: Well, that's that's a good one.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: That's a good one, Steve.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: I got top that one. Now you got close it out.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I've been waiting on this one.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: Stuff you tell your boss if you win the lottery.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: In word, please that work.
• 34:17
  Speaker 8: Case cloth work means I just bought the company. Go
• 34:21
  Speaker 8: downstairs and get me some coffee. He's all right, thank you, guys.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: That was good as always. All right, you're listening.
• 34:33
  Speaker 7: Morning show.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: It is time now for a round. And would you rather?
• 34:37
  Speaker 13: Would you rather spend one hundred days in Antarctica or.
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: One hundred days on the moon. One hundred days in
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: antarctica or one hundred days on the moon.
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  Speaker 8: No, I'm gonna get on up there that snow and
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: the cold. Oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't. You don't
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: know the timpton the moon? Anybody can.
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: She ain't never been to the moon.
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  Speaker 8: I'm going up there. Ain't no damn air, Ain't no air,
• 35:03
  Speaker 8: ain't no sun. You don't know the damn temperature. Ain't
• 35:05
  Speaker 8: nobody Now you can bring come on up here to
• 35:08
  Speaker 8: this antarticle. It's gonna be hard, but you're not dropping
• 35:11
  Speaker 8: my ass off on no moon. See, somebody gonna come
• 35:15
  Speaker 8: get me at that Antarctica. I'm gonna need me some
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: rifles so I can give myself some protection. I'm gonna
• 35:22
  Speaker 8: have enough food. I don't need no refrigerator with that
• 35:26
  Speaker 8: come with clearly.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Ice cream could just sit out on the table.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna be sitting up in there and the crib
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: i'ma building. Antarctica gonna be so dope.
• 35:36
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be rousting, all right, So you ner.
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: Ain't going on that moon though, Well, he can say
• 35:45
  Speaker 11: that because he healthy. I can't go down.
• 35:49
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna be up at the moon. I'll be looking
• 35:52
  Speaker 12: down at Antautica. That's what I would be doing. I'll
• 35:54
  Speaker 12: be up to the moon.
• 35:55
  Speaker 11: I'll be floating on me every now and that. I'll
• 35:57
  Speaker 11: be floating.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: I'll be on a rover.
• 36:00
  Speaker 11: I'll be getting around the moon. I'll be up there
• 36:02
  Speaker 11: won't be cold. I'll be in my scene.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: You'd be right down to that movie. Gonna be on
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: the road.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: But that was Mars, wasn't it.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they got one on the moon.
• 36:17
  Speaker 13: Would you rather eat eat a camel's tongue or an ox's.
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: Tail all the time?
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: Camel good man, Okay, okay, so either one.
• 36:33
  Speaker 8: Camelton. I like camel toongue. I like campbell honk. All
• 36:39
  Speaker 8: of it is interesting. Cameltong, camel hon camel toe.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Fox tail.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Right, take a mocktail, bro, I was camel.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: Cameling on now we're moving on there.
• 36:52
  Speaker 8: Interesting cameltoe is right? What you said that?
• 36:57
  Speaker 13: Would you rather have everyone know that the tails your
• 37:00
  Speaker 13: finances or the details of your love life, your money
• 37:04
  Speaker 13: or your love.
• 37:08
  Speaker 12: You want to go to Junior first, come on, I'm
• 37:12
  Speaker 12: me it ain't one. Hell now you that's it The
• 37:18
  Speaker 12: tails of your love life? Yeah, that is it, marriages,
• 37:22
  Speaker 12: honeymoon days, it's over.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah's gonna let you'all take a little money.
• 37:27
  Speaker 8: Because it's oh really.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: All right, well geez all right, thanks guys. That's today's rounded.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Would you rather you're listening?
• 37:42
  Speaker 7: Morning show?
• 37:44
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 37:45
  Speaker 13: Steve?
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, Well, now.
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: What you about to hear.
• 37:53
  Speaker 8: Is your comedic genius, but I must play a disclaim.
• 38:01
  Speaker 8: This is going to be a little edgy. It's gonna
• 38:08
  Speaker 8: ruffle a couple of feathers. So I'm just letting you
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: know this. This is j Anthony Brown.
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: He as it.
• 38:19
  Speaker 8: And I kind of got an idea. I don't know
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: exactly what it is, but I'm in support of comedy. Yeah,
• 38:29
  Speaker 8: but I'm saying we're doing this with a disclaimer that
• 38:33
  Speaker 8: no one can call us and say nothing about it.
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: I don't know exactly what he gonna do, but he
• 38:39
  Speaker 8: could ruffle some feathers, ladies and gentlemen. J Anthony Brown,
• 38:43
  Speaker 8: all right, what I'm about to do right now?
• 38:47
  Speaker 16: Every year a lot of people, good people you know,
• 38:51
  Speaker 16: meaning good have quanza parties.
• 38:53
  Speaker 8: Now, okay, let's start right there. Yes, I don't think
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: it's a lot of people. Go ahead, you must be
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: trying to build this jump up.
• 39:03
  Speaker 16: On trying trying to build it up, not a lot
• 39:07
  Speaker 16: of How about people have a Kwanza party and don't
• 39:12
  Speaker 16: a lot of people come, and they wonder why people
• 39:15
  Speaker 16: don't come. What I have is suggestions to get more
• 39:20
  Speaker 16: people to your Kwanza party. Number one, offer a free
• 39:26
  Speaker 16: dog she get to anybody.
• 39:27
  Speaker 8: Who will show up.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: One size fit all.
• 39:37
  Speaker 16: Right, everybody that shows that the kwansa party, you get
• 39:45
  Speaker 16: a free bean pile. If you don't like me, give
• 39:49
  Speaker 16: you sleep potato. If you can't everybody don't like me?
• 39:53
  Speaker 16: I I love Okay, Now this one is really good.
• 39:57
  Speaker 16: This is really really good. If you have a quanza party, Steve,
• 40:02
  Speaker 16: you can demonstrate what I mean by this.
• 40:04
  Speaker 8: Do not have more than.
• 40:05
  Speaker 16: Two for loosifying brothers or sisters at your party.
• 40:12
  Speaker 8: You don't want more than two in there. You don't
• 40:14
  Speaker 8: want to, you know, brothers. Let me say this about
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: this time, this period that we partake of in this
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: a questrious moment of history defiling or the gatuatrichness, or
• 40:29
  Speaker 8: the barbariousness of what these holidays are too. That's why
• 40:34
  Speaker 8: we celebrate quansa.
• 40:36
  Speaker 17: But I dare say, though, brother, you don't want that
• 40:41
  Speaker 17: we contulate at this situation, knowing that it is paregorically
• 40:48
  Speaker 17: not a capability of scientific split. Let let me interject
• 40:53
  Speaker 17: some sensibility into this conversation.
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of them at
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: your party? Okay, it ends up the move number five.
• 41:04
  Speaker 8: Ease up, this is very important.
• 41:07
  Speaker 15: Ease up, you know what.
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: E's up me right, Ease up on the incense and sage.
• 41:13
  Speaker 10: Okay, because the black of my nose is burning. How
• 41:27
  Speaker 10: my shoes they're like I got a headache?
• 41:32
  Speaker 7: Noxious, too much.
• 41:37
  Speaker 14: My greens tastes like Saint.
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: Number two. You want number seven?
• 41:46
  Speaker 16: You want to play something other than the Lion King?
• 41:49
  Speaker 8: Ann this is vanportant.
• 41:51
  Speaker 16: The African drummers don't have to play all night.
• 41:55
  Speaker 8: Long, Okay, they don't.
• 42:00
  Speaker 16: Dinner and last, but not again, don't tell nobody it's
• 42:07
  Speaker 16: a quiz of Bundy.
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Just tell Okay, I have.
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: To tell him something.
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: You can.
• 42:14
  Speaker 12: I'm having a party, surprise, I'm having a party, all right.
• 42:24
  Speaker 13: Listen, coming up right for the nephew, uh with today's
• 42:29
  Speaker 13: prank phone call that's coming.
• 42:31
  Speaker 11: Up right after this corpress smell like.
• 42:37
  Speaker 7: You're listening hard morning show.
• 42:41
  Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 42:43
  Speaker 13: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today, the
• 42:47
  Speaker 13: subject there is no way.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: To bless this mess. Boy, this is a mess right here.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Wait till you hear.
• 42:55
  Speaker 13: Right now the nephew in the building with today's prank
• 42:58
  Speaker 13: phone call what you got for us?
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: Nep I'm going deep into these archives and get as
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: stupid as I can get as I can be. This
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: right here is I want my breast back. Oh go,
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: what what's the matter?
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Call you not.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: My breast back?
• 43:16
  Speaker 15: What?
• 43:16
  Speaker 13: What?
• 43:17
  Speaker 15: What?
• 43:17
  Speaker 4: What? What?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: What?
• 43:17
  Speaker 15: What?
• 43:18
  Speaker 13: What?
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: Who?
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Upset?
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: What you mean? What I'm saying? I'm gonna say it again.
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: I won't my breath back.
• 43:24
  Speaker 4: And I did.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: I just say it. And since we ain't together no more,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: I won't my breast back.
• 43:33
  Speaker 18: What I got receipts on the breast what you're wearing
• 43:37
  Speaker 18: the breast though, But I bought the breast dough. I
• 43:41
  Speaker 18: ain't bother no butts yet. But when I boy, you
• 43:45
  Speaker 18: better hope I don't buyd What if you don't bring back.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Over here.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Somewhere the light of them out of here, I'm telling
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: you here we.
• 43:57
  Speaker 4: Go, Here we go.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: I want my breast back. Let's go catch dop.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: Hello, I'm trying to reach all of them. Yeah, this
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: is him. Hey, you married, you and you engaged in Madison? Right, Yes,
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: I am. There's a problem with it or something? What's up?
• 44:10
  Speaker 15: No? No, no, no, no.
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: My name is Ricky. Man.
• 44:12
  Speaker 15: Have you heard about the last person that she was
• 44:14
  Speaker 15: engaged too.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: Well, she kind of spoke briefly about you. Pray. Well
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: you know what, man?
• 44:19
  Speaker 15: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,
• 44:21
  Speaker 15: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations
• 44:23
  Speaker 15: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it work with y'all. Okay, okay,
• 44:28
  Speaker 15: here here's why I call. Uh. We got a situation
• 44:31
  Speaker 15: at hand that we kind of need to clear up
• 44:33
  Speaker 15: between you and I.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: So what is it?
• 44:37
  Speaker 15: Me and you got a little conversation we need to
• 44:39
  Speaker 15: have about property. Well, we're talking about property? What property?
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: The property we lived in? What are you talking about?
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: This is my property?
• 44:45
  Speaker 15: Okay, Now I'm not talking about your house or nothing
• 44:48
  Speaker 15: like that. Oh I got some property over there that
• 44:50
  Speaker 15: belonged to me, and I'm trying to figure out how
• 44:52
  Speaker 15: we can rectify a problem. Well, I'm quite sure. If
• 44:55
  Speaker 15: it's something I can back up whatever, you can come
• 44:57
  Speaker 15: and get it. I know, prob what do you have
• 44:59
  Speaker 15: over here? House that yours? Okay, the actual the actual
• 45:03
  Speaker 15: breast that she had belonged to me, the breast breath.
• 45:07
  Speaker 15: I bought her some breast implant. Man, I ain't know
• 45:09
  Speaker 15: nothing about no breast implant. Okay, you may not know
• 45:12
  Speaker 15: nothing about it, but the bottom line is I spent
• 45:14
  Speaker 15: ten thousand dollars on some breasting plants, and I want
• 45:17
  Speaker 15: my property back, buddy.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Manez No, man, you're not getting back. What are you
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: talking about? Pressing plan? I ain't know nothing about that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 15: Man, Man, I understand you not knowing about it, but
• 45:28
  Speaker 15: I'm calling you like a man explaining it to you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 15: I'm trying to let you know. You know, I bought
• 45:32
  Speaker 15: her some breasting plants. Now that's my property now, just
• 45:36
  Speaker 15: like just like when it don't work out with an engagement,
• 45:40
  Speaker 15: don't work out, you want your ring back? Well, I
• 45:43
  Speaker 15: want my breast back.
• 45:44
  Speaker 4: Oh no, man, if you had gave up ring, you
• 45:47
  Speaker 4: can get that back. But it's just man, what do
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: you I mean? Come on, man, he ain't get back. Hey, man,
• 45:52
  Speaker 4: I'm getting them back. Oh, I'm gonna be over there
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: every other week being happy with what I am bought. No, no,
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: that ain't. That ain't what's gonna happen. No, oh, little brother,
• 46:00
  Speaker 4: that ain't gonna happen. Now, I don't know what you're
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: calling for about thous ten thousand dollars, the breast and
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: places you ain't getting. You come over here if you
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: want to. When you with somebody, when you lose them,
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: you lose every damn thing you paid for. So if
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: you bought us and you're them, should have bought when
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: you got married. You know what I'm saying, You should
• 46:18
  Speaker 4: have waited then brought the damn tell the mine. I'm
• 46:21
  Speaker 4: gonna be over here. That's what I'm gonna do with
• 46:24
  Speaker 4: your breasts and plans. So your money was well spent.
• 46:27
  Speaker 4: You ain't get back. Move on in your life.
• 46:29
  Speaker 15: Hey man, you don't tell me when and when when
• 46:31
  Speaker 15: I was supposed to bytop I buy someone I feel like.
• 46:34
  Speaker 15: But the bottom line is the them breasts belong to me.
• 46:36
  Speaker 8: Now.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: No, we're gonna want out. We're gonna somebody's gonna pay
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: me ten thousand dollars one way or the yether. Oh no, no,
• 46:41
  Speaker 4: you ain't getting nothing back here. Man, you got to
• 46:43
  Speaker 4: move on with your life. Man, when y'all broke up,
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: y'all wasn't together. No motive left with us. She walked
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: away with him.
• 46:50
  Speaker 8: Man, that's it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: That's over. I'm something. Let me say something to you.
• 46:54
  Speaker 15: Man, I'm coming over there. I'm coming over there and
• 46:56
  Speaker 15: have a conversation with Madison about this, because that's who
• 46:59
  Speaker 15: evidently i'll need.
• 47:00
  Speaker 4: To talk to. No, you're not talking to nobody over here.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: You talking to me like you say, man, the man,
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: I'm letting you know. Man, you're lost. You're lost. Man,
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: you don't get nothing. I've even get my number. You
• 47:11
  Speaker 4: get my Let me get your number so I can
• 47:13
  Speaker 4: call you back when she on no way home. My
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: number on the break, that's number on the brush, ten
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars. That's your number. Yeah, okay, Well i'm'na check it.
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna show check it, and I'm gonna look at
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: it every day because you ain't getting nothing back brother
• 47:25
  Speaker 4: than mine. Get lost. Man, it's over. Let me ask
• 47:28
  Speaker 4: you this, man. Have you even bought the ring for
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: Madison yet? Yeah? About the ring? That's what you do
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: when you get engaged. That Hey, the ring is bought, brother,
• 47:35
  Speaker 4: Why you word how much? Ring? Calls about eight nine
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: thousand dollars? That nice ring?
• 47:40
  Speaker 15: See the breast costs morning, the damn ring.
• 47:43
  Speaker 4: You're a cheatment man, Man, hu Man, I mean that
• 47:46
  Speaker 4: about the ring you're talking about. Look, dude, she's gone
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: then brush ain't yourge no more? Man, you don't get
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: back here. If it was a wing, a pair of
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: shoes or something, I eat that back. So what now?
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: What not? Hey? Man?
• 47:56
  Speaker 15: All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm finna come
• 47:58
  Speaker 15: over there and have a conversation with matters about my
• 48:00
  Speaker 15: breast because the breast bloss to me, you're not coming
• 48:03
  Speaker 15: over here and getting nothing. She ain't even here, But
• 48:05
  Speaker 15: you can bring your over here. You come over here
• 48:07
  Speaker 15: with your chest pushed out them and push it back
• 48:09
  Speaker 15: in for your brother, John, I got two breasts over there.
• 48:13
  Speaker 15: You telling me five thousand dollars?
• 48:14
  Speaker 4: I want both of them? Man, Look, you ain't getting
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: who the excuse you? You call every ex girlfriend you
• 48:20
  Speaker 4: break up with walking back. I call the ones that
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: I'm out and bought breast for. Thank you.
• 48:25
  Speaker 15: That's a good damn wedding gift. I guess he don't Hey, man,
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: don't let me tell you something. Don't you touch my
• 48:30
  Speaker 15: damn breasts?
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: Man, Look here, man, I don't know who they are. Man, Hey,
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: you even get on my line? Man, who is this?
• 48:36
  Speaker 15: I'm the person that own the breast?
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: Do you know who this is?
• 48:38
  Speaker 8: In here?
• 48:38
  Speaker 4: You don't own nothing over here? Man, You didn't took
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: the loss on there. Brother, You ain't took a straight
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: loss on there. Man, you got set fighting? Who is this?
• 48:47
  Speaker 10: Man?
• 48:47
  Speaker 15: You lost your man calling my phone. I'm gonna tell
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: you right now who this is?
• 48:51
  Speaker 10: Your pot?
• 48:52
  Speaker 15: Now?
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: Ye, I don't want who is this? This is nephew Thomas,
• 48:55
  Speaker 4: Steve Harby Morning Show, Your girl Madison got me the
• 48:57
  Speaker 4: brank Paul call you? Oh man, boy, you ain't.
• 49:05
  Speaker 15: There's cold?
• 49:05
  Speaker 4: But where you cold? Man? There's somebody but them? Is
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: they real? How of here?
• 49:12
  Speaker 15: I know you're supposed to know what you married.
• 49:15
  Speaker 4: I don't know why you.
• 49:19
  Speaker 15: Know?
• 49:19
  Speaker 4: I'm still what you talking about? You busting man? You've
• 49:24
  Speaker 4: still got me messed up? Real all fake?
• 49:27
  Speaker 8: You sound like that.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: Where y'all cold?
• 49:32
  Speaker 15: Man?
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: Y'all y'all need to stop that. Man, But I listened
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: to you last people. You gotta laugh myself.
• 49:37
  Speaker 15: I never thought i'd get got Well, what's the baddest
• 49:41
  Speaker 15: radio show man, Steve Harven Money Show.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: That's the truth.
• 49:45
  Speaker 15: You've got me, good Man, You got.
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: Me, good Man?
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: Was that stupid enough? Yes, that's all I need to hear.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: Crazy that though, like you could be more stupid?
• 49:57
  Speaker 4: You know what?
• 49:58
  Speaker 8: I keep pushing.
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: That's actually frightened.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what, exactly right.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I keep pushing myself to see if I can just
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: how much more stupid can I actually be?
• 50:12
  Speaker 8: And you can't?
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Crazy and worshiping, I think we could take crazy. Coming
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: up next, Today's Strawberry Letter, subject to there is no
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: way to bless this mess. We'll get into it right
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:41
  Speaker 13: Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 50:44
  Speaker 13: advice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please
• 50:48
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• 50:55
  Speaker 13: add to that, Steve like you did yesterday.
• 50:57
  Speaker 8: No, not really, just you know knowing that when you
• 51:01
  Speaker 8: asked Shirley for advice, hers will be advice.
• 51:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not here for that all the time.
• 51:08
  Speaker 8: Sometime it's just tag you it buck.
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 51:15
  Speaker 13: Well, if you do send us a letter, we could
• 51:17
  Speaker 13: be reading it on the air, just like we're going
• 51:19
  Speaker 13: to read this one live right now.
• 51:21
  Speaker 7: That is from Shame.
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's for you.
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: Buggle up, hold on tight, we got it for you.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Here.
• 51:26
  Speaker 13: It is scraw up every letter subject. There's no way
• 51:29
  Speaker 13: to bless this mess. Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been kicked
• 51:33
  Speaker 13: out of my church, and I need some advice. I
• 51:36
  Speaker 13: attended a very messy church, and if you did not
• 51:40
  Speaker 13: do the things the way the pastor thought you should,
• 51:42
  Speaker 13: he would call you out. I have had a few
• 51:44
  Speaker 13: run INDs with him over stuff I post on my
• 51:47
  Speaker 13: personal Facebook page, and I told him I could post
• 51:49
  Speaker 13: what I want on my Facebook page and it has
• 51:52
  Speaker 13: nothing to do with him or the church.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: I'm sure.
• 51:55
  Speaker 13: The real problem was the fact that I was sleeping
• 51:58
  Speaker 13: with one of the deacons, but the pastor couldn't say
• 52:01
  Speaker 13: anything because everybody knew he was having an affair. So
• 52:05
  Speaker 13: the pastor and I had words, and I cursed him
• 52:08
  Speaker 13: out and he excommunicated me. I did not care, and
• 52:13
  Speaker 13: I joined a new church, but I was still messing
• 52:15
  Speaker 13: with the deacon at my old church. Then I found
• 52:19
  Speaker 13: out the deacon was messing with two more ladies that
• 52:21
  Speaker 13: I was real cool with that church. All of us
• 52:24
  Speaker 13: found out about each other and we were mad. I
• 52:27
  Speaker 13: told them that I would handle the deacon, and that's
• 52:30
  Speaker 13: just what I did. I went through my phone and
• 52:33
  Speaker 13: found several pictures of the deacon's male part and texted
• 52:38
  Speaker 13: the pictures to the pastor and the other deacons.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: I waited all what.
• 52:46
  Speaker 13: I waited a few days and I called the pastor
• 52:48
  Speaker 13: to see if the deacon was going to be excommunicated
• 52:51
  Speaker 13: like I was.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: He told me that I was the problem, not the deacon.
• 52:56
  Speaker 13: Because of that, I marched right back up to my
• 52:59
  Speaker 13: old church this past Sunday, and I dared the pastor
• 53:02
  Speaker 13: to say anything to me the horrors. Deacon has found
• 53:06
  Speaker 13: a new church, But all of the other deacons were
• 53:08
  Speaker 13: looking all scared when they saw me after service. This
• 53:11
  Speaker 13: pastor said he would have me arrested if I came back.
• 53:15
  Speaker 13: Do you think he has the right to do that.
• 53:18
  Speaker 13: I should be able to worship wherever I want to,
• 53:21
  Speaker 13: and this is my church home, no matter how messy
• 53:24
  Speaker 13: it is.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: What should I do?
• 53:26
  Speaker 8: Wow?
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: You want?
• 53:29
  Speaker 15: You want?
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: You want advice from from us? You want you want advice,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: What can we tell you?
• 53:36
  Speaker 13: How can we advise you? You don't even listen to
• 53:38
  Speaker 13: your pastor. You don't even listen to him in your
• 53:41
  Speaker 13: own home church. As you put it, Uh, I can't
• 53:44
  Speaker 13: believe you. I mean, you, your pastor and the deacon,
• 53:48
  Speaker 13: you're all just just a mess.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: That church too.
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: Uh.
• 53:53
  Speaker 14: It is crazy.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: If you're a member of a church, you should at
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: least and you go regularly, you call that your church home.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: You should at.
• 54:02
  Speaker 13: Least be getting something out of it, some kind of Jesus,
• 54:05
  Speaker 13: something out of the servants.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Something you sound like.
• 54:12
  Speaker 13: You know, you're proud and not the least bit of
• 54:15
  Speaker 13: shame that you're sleeping with the deacon in the church,
• 54:17
  Speaker 13: or that you cursed out the pastor of the church,
• 54:20
  Speaker 13: or that you texted the deacons naked pictures to the
• 54:23
  Speaker 13: pastor and the other deacons.
• 54:25
  Speaker 5: This what are you doing?
• 54:29
  Speaker 4: What are you doing? You need?
• 54:32
  Speaker 7: What would you say, Tommy?
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: That's not God?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: No, absolutely not, absolutely not.
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: I mean.
• 54:41
  Speaker 13: You need to stop, seriously, you need to stop. You
• 54:44
  Speaker 13: need to get yourself together. Okay, you need you really
• 54:48
  Speaker 13: need Jesus. You need Jesus. You don't need to go
• 54:54
  Speaker 13: to any more churches if it's not helping you. Okay,
• 55:00
  Speaker 13: you know I gotta tell you, like I said, get
• 55:02
  Speaker 13: yourself together. Come on, sister, repent as for forgiveness for
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: what all the stuff you have done before you get
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: kicked out of this.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: New church, because if you can, you know, if you
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: keep doing the same stuff, you're gonna kicked out until
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: you get it.
• 55:16
  Speaker 13: And yes, the pastor can ask you not to post
• 55:19
  Speaker 13: certain things on your Facebook page if you know, if
• 55:22
  Speaker 13: they're not no matter what they are, but if they
• 55:25
  Speaker 13: don't reflect who you should be as a Christian.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: All right, you're gonna give me my picture.
• 55:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I agree technically with what you said, and I
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: think you were correct in what you were saying if
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: we were talking about a real situation. But this ain't real.
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: There is no way to bless this mess. The whole
• 55:51
  Speaker 8: letter screams of what the hell is it? Dear Stephen?
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Should it?
• 55:58
  Speaker 8: I've been kicked out of my church and I need
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: some advice right there. When a person is kicked out
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: of a church, you think, oh my god, what does
• 56:06
  Speaker 8: she do?
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Well?
• 56:08
  Speaker 8: Then she said it, I attend a very messy church.
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: And if you don't do things and wait till the
• 56:14
  Speaker 8: pastor thought you should. He'll call you out.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: So you're sitting up there, it's Sunday. You done got dressed,
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: you donna come down now.
• 56:21
  Speaker 8: I want to bring to your attention, sister parnell Or,
• 56:28
  Speaker 8: who is a disruptive foce in our congregation. So you
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: have some run ends with him. You've had run ends
• 56:41
  Speaker 8: with your pastor over some stuff I post on my
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: personal Facebook page.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: How he know?
• 56:51
  Speaker 2: I told him I can post what I want on
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: my page.
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: It ain't got nothing to do with him on the church.
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: And then you said, I'm sure that the real problem
• 57:00
  Speaker 8: is the fact that I'm sleeping one of the deacons.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: It's crazy.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute, you diagnosed the problem with your Facebook page.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: I got so much to say in this letter. This
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: whole thing is a mess, and I have a solution
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, will hang on. We'll be back with
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: part two of your response at twenty three minutes after
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: the hour, subject of today's Strawberry Letter. There's no way
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: to bless this mess, and we'll get back into it
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: right after this.
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 57:36
  Speaker 13: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letter.
• 57:39
  Speaker 13: Subject there's no way to bless this mess.
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: This lady is a member of a messy church, hearing
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: the pass and has some runey in his old stuff.
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: She posted, he told she told him, I post what
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: I want on my page. Ain't got no do what
• 57:55
  Speaker 8: you ought to catch.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: That's crazy.
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: But then she diagnosed the reason that they having the
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: real problem with her is because she's sleeping one of
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: the deacons. But then she say, but the pastor couldn't
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: say anything to you about you sleeping with the deacon
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: because everybody knows that he's having an affair. So the
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: pastor and I had words. Okay, now they've had several
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: run ins about the postings. Right then she turns around
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: and says, the pastor and I had words, and I
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: cussed him out. Wow, cussed your pastor out. But he's
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: pastor that's having the affair, that fronts people out in church.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: So as he leads, y'all follow.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: So see, since he fronts people in church, y'all ain't
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: got no problem fronting him. People followed like they lead.
• 59:03
  Speaker 8: I cussed him out, he excommunicated me. I ain't care.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: I joined the new church.
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: I ain't care.
• 59:16
  Speaker 8: Because I went and got a new church, but I
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: was still messing with the deacon at my old church.
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: Then she found out that the deacon was messing with
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: two mold ladies that you was cool with at the church,
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: and all y'all found out about each other.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: We was mad.
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: So then you, being the ring leader, had helper. You said,
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: I told you hed helper. When you messing, you had help.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: I told them I would handle the deacon, and that's
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: just what I did. I went through my phone found
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: several pictures of the deacon's male parts. Wait a minute,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: but what kind of deacon is this? What church you
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 8: go to? You found some pictures of male parts and
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 8: text to pictures to the pastor and the other deacons. Now,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: hold on, let me tell you something. Just being a man,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: if you get a message from a woman, you go, okay,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: all right, what's happening, and it says, you know, download
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: or something like that, or images, and you pop it
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 8: up and a man.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: Thing is on there.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: Oh my good lord. We really don't know how to
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 8: respond in either way, the happy position or the sad position.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 8: We don't know what to say, but we do recognize
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: right away that it is not us. We're very from
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 8: the us. Of course, I waited a few days and
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 8: I called a pastor to see if the deacon was
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 8: gonna be excommunicated like I was.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 7: So you want the old.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: Pastor that's having the affair.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 8: There's boys with his deacon board that you just sent
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: a picture of your deacon lover's male parts to the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: pastor and the other deacons, and then you call see
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: if he gonna get excommunicated like I was.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: He told me that I was the problem. Got Hell's
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: going on? You the problem, not the deacon.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Where is Jesus?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 5: Did?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 8: She said that I'm marched right back up to my
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: old church. This let's do this in this letter. Stop
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: saying church. This is not a church. This is a
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: gathering spot that has a cross hanging up in it somewhere.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: This is not a church. This is a gathering spot
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 8: that has a cross hanging in it somewhere.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: This is not a church. This is not the Lord's house.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: The Lord ain't in it. Sure is absolutely right. Well,
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 8: ain't no Jesus that you ain't mentioned the word. He
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 8: a good preacher, he lead us, He'll do nothing. So
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: you went back up to my old church and the dad,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: the pastor to say anything to me, say it the
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: Horrish deacon, Horris, the whole deacon. He has found a
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 8: new church. But all the other deacons was looking all
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: scared when they saw me. Oh here she come on,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: she tripping After service. Pastor said he would have me
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 8: arrested if I came back here all this and here
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 8: go to course? She said, do you think he has
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: the right to do that? You so messy you don't
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: even worry about the mess Do you think he has.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: The right to do that? Have your rested? I should
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: be did then that?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: Can he do that?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I should be able to worship wherever I want.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: To Worship's worshiping?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Where have y'all worshiped in this entire letter.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: Unless the name of this church is Sodom and Gomorro's city,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, the worship?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:03:37
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• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go with something funny. Come on, junior,
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: truth be told.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna say this for some churches. What's out here though,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 12: that need to have testimony? Time really cut out? Truth
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 12: be told. If your church don't have internet, you don't
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 12: need to be having testimony because these testimonies are getting
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 12: too long.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: They need a screener that needs somebody to sit down
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: too much time.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 12: Let me hear your testimony and we will decide whether
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 12: you need to see it in front of everybody.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 14: Because you've got people who go up there and want
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 14: to test the fight.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 12: You can tell the ones who testimony not gonna be
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 12: good because they're too anxious to get the money. Yeah,
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 12: they head shake it in life, the should and jumping.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 12: They jumping up like they got a game or something
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 12: like they got a warm up on. And then they
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 12: get up there and the testimony. I want to speak
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 12: to the Lord about my toe. This toe had been
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 12: hurting me. We don't really need them no more.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 14: I'm just asking, can we get some screeners or we
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 14: have to hear your testimony on Sunday. All of us
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 14: got stuff to do.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 12: Now we're sitting up here holding up in church because
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 12: you talking about your toe or how good somebody got
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 12: there one time?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: No, lie, shut it.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 2: Tell five.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 12: I've been praying for Israel, And I'm saying to myself,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 12: you ain't never been to Israel. Why the hell is
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 12: you up there prayer? How you get the Hollo Lord
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 12: talk to you about Israel?
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 8: Where you get that from?
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 14: I just want to go to gaming is home. I
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 14: don't want to just sit in here no more. Hear
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 14: your testimony that ain't about nothing. You ain't got an amen.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 12: You ain't got to go ahead or let him use
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 12: You ain't nobody saying nothing.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 14: You shut down three hundred eighty five people by.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 12: Yourself, You shut down an entire church pastor. Ain't saying nothing.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 12: We need, no, we need, we need a testimony. Mike Snatches.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 12: I'm signing up because if.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 14: I don't like got I'm coming up there.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 12: You know Paulo got saying, man just need to have
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 12: a testimonial, Mike Snatcher.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 14: That's all I'm saying all.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 11: I'm just saying, I just.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: Want to get that out there.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 8: How long is it's gonna go on?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 15: Huh?
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 14: Well, problem, Jake, we keep back like you ain't. We
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 14: didn't took up this offer. We've been here since.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 5: Talking game is on. The game is over.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 12: You ain't getting nobody say go ahead there you go. Amen,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 12: you can't get nobody agree with you. Your testimony is
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 12: not somebody anything. I'm just saying, why you.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Get to talk at that long man?
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 14: We need a testimony of Mike snatching. I'm telling you this.
• 1:06:56
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  Speaker 13: Lillian on STEVEHARBFM dot com writes, my ex husband and
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  Speaker 13: I agreed that our fifteen year old son would have
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 13: to save up to buy a new game system, but
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 13: over the weekend he bought it for him. When our
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 13: son came home with it, I told him he wouldn't
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 13: be allowed to use it at my house until he
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 13: could prove to me that he saved an amount equal
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 13: to the cost of the console. Now he's mad at
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 13: me and wants to move to his dad's, which, of
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 13: course my ex is happy about. I feel like I'm
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 13: being made into the enemy here, but it's my ex
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 13: who went against our agreement.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Back me up here. Did I do the right thing
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: insisting that our team puts in the work.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you do the right thing, But your your husband
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 8: played you with the Disney Dad things and they do.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 8: That's what whoever doesn't have general custody of the kid,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 8: every time they see the kid, they become the Disney
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 8: parent like everything is who he ain't over here during
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: the day that they grind and getting me ready to
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 8: school and everything. So now he took his son out
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: here and bought in this thing so he can be
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 8: the Disney dad. And he wrote, Now your son wants
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 8: moving with his daddy now because it's all the way
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 8: you hear the right things right, right right, But he
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 8: don't know that when he get over there, it's gonna
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 8: get it's gonna turn into real life over there too.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 8: So your son, of course he wants to go where
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 8: it looks like the Roads of Least Resistance and obstretched
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 8: fun and all that. He but that ain't gonna be
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: like that because he gonna get over there and realize,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 8: Daddy don't do everything mama like. He ain't gonna be
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 8: eating regular those ain't gonna be clean. For your room
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 8: ain't gonna look like it looks. You know, it's gonna
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 8: be a little different you get over there with daddy.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, he thinking he just gonna get over there and
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: get PlayStations.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 11: Yeah, if you tried that with me too.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 12: I need to PlayStation fast, I said, But your grade,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 12: said a tario though, what your grades tended me. I
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 12: don't know what you think PlayStation five is, but your
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 12: grades truly say packed me.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: That's what I hear.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm seeing the eighties.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that's what he giving me.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 5: Pho DS.
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 11: What you gonna do with foe D PlayStation five?
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 15: Pho D.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: He don't even need no attar, he just need a
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 8: deck of gold fish call.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: Calls.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: I was a good dad, wisdom junior.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: I love it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 10: I love.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: All right, So we have time for another one.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 13: Steve V on Facebook says, my husband and I moved
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 13: across the country so we could be closer to his
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 13: parents after they moved when his dad took a new job.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 13: I was able to find a job pretty quickly in
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  Speaker 13: my field, but my husband's work required him to travel
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  Speaker 13: back to their office across the country once a week
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  Speaker 13: for the foreseeable future. Now, he's decided to get a
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  Speaker 13: small apartment in the town where we were living and
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  Speaker 13: is only flying home every other weekend. Then last week
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  Speaker 13: he said he had some work to take care of
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  Speaker 13: and that he couldn't come that weekend, which means.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be apart for a month.
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  Speaker 13: I'm super insecure about our relationship now and don't understand
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  Speaker 13: why he moved us here.
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  Speaker 1: Am I missing something? Should I be concerned about the
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  Speaker 1: future of our marriage?
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  Speaker 8: First of all, I don't know. Nobody can moved to
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  Speaker 8: be closer to your parents just because they moved. Now,
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  Speaker 8: if your mom and daddy's sick and you got to
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  Speaker 8: go over there and take care of him, I got you.
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  Speaker 8: But you just moved over there because your mom and
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  Speaker 8: daddy moved. But now the trick move is he got
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  Speaker 8: you over there. Now he's back at the Kreb with
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  Speaker 8: an apartment. Oh man, now you ain't coming home now?
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  Speaker 8: You over there with his mom and daddy. Boy, that's
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  Speaker 8: that's a snick mess.
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  Speaker 2: He pool, I say, And that's what she want?
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  Speaker 4: Now?
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  Speaker 1: Should should be concerned? Is she missing something?
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  Speaker 5: Well?
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  Speaker 15: Wha?
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  Speaker 8: What did you already concerned? Yea, what you're talking about?
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  Speaker 8: Should I be concerned? You wrote the letter? Your husband
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  Speaker 8: got an apartment, you don't live there. Should I be concerned?
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  Speaker 8: I don't even know you, and I'm concerned?
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  Speaker 2: It's the Yeah this is and he got an apartment?
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  Speaker 7: Come on, man, yeah, we definitely should be concerned.
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  Speaker 1: And move back if you can. All right, Thank you, Steve.
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  Speaker 13: More of today's trending stories coming up on the Steve
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  Speaker 13: Harvey Morning Show at about twenty minutes after the hour
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  Speaker 13: right after.
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  Speaker 7: This you're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 13: So, this couple in Singapore had a KFC themed wedding.
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  Speaker 13: You know about a lot of interestingly themed weddings, but
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  Speaker 13: this one was KFC Kentucky Fried Chicken themed wedding, complete
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  Speaker 13: with KFC buffet and a fried chicken bouquet for the bride.
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  Speaker 1: The couple met on a dating.
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  Speaker 13: App and went to KFC for their first in person date,
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  Speaker 13: so the bride insisted on having her wedding at that
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  Speaker 13: same KFC. The wedding was set to cost about twenty
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  Speaker 13: three hundred dollars, but KFC ended up covering half of
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  Speaker 13: the food costs and provided KFC branded decorations. The happy
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  Speaker 13: bride thanked KFC and called her wedding day memorable and
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 13: the wedding of my dreams in a Facebook post. So, Steve,
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  Speaker 13: if you had a fast food themed wedding, which restaurant
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  Speaker 13: would you choose?
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  Speaker 1: You got Popeyes, Wendy.
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  Speaker 8: Say, let me tell y'all, y'all dream, try to dream
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  Speaker 8: bigger than that.
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  Speaker 2: Chicken dolls. Yeah, chicken is not that good?
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  Speaker 8: And where if we having this wed net in this
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  Speaker 8: damn restaurant, all them tables is drilled into the ground.
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  Speaker 15: It is.
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  Speaker 1: Remember old Slaughden got a hot We'll never forget that.
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  Speaker 2: Oooh that's a poe ass wed in the KFC.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look at her bouquet, I see it.
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  Speaker 2: Is he dressed up like the colonel? What are you looking?
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  Speaker 13: No, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 13: at thirty three minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: We'll play around it. Would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 13: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time now
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  Speaker 13: for around And would you rather? Would you rather spend
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  Speaker 13: one hundred days in Antarctica or one hundred days on
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  Speaker 13: the moon. One hundred days in Antarctica or one hundred
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  Speaker 13: days on the Moon.
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  Speaker 8: Now, I'm gonna get on up there in that snow
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  Speaker 8: and the call oh yeah, oh yeah, you don't You
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  Speaker 8: don't know the temperature.
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  Speaker 2: On the moon, anybody, you ain't never been to the Moon.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going up there.
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  Speaker 8: Ain't no damn air, ain't no air, ain't no sun
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  Speaker 8: you don't know the damn temperature. Ain't nobody now you
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  Speaker 8: can bring come on up here to this antarctica. It's
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  Speaker 8: gonna be hard. You're not dropping my ass off on
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  Speaker 8: no MOONA see, somebody gonna come get me at that antarctical.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna need me some rifles so i can give
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  Speaker 8: myself some protection. I'm gonna have enough food. I don't
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  Speaker 8: need no refrigerator that come with.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly ice cream could just sit out on the table.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna be sitting up in there and the crib
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  Speaker 8: i'mna building. Antarctica gonna be.
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  Speaker 2: So dope.
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  Speaker 1: Rosting, all right.
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  Speaker 8: Snap, Shore ain't going.
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  Speaker 11: On that moon though, Well he can say that because
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  Speaker 11: he healthy. I can't go down.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna be to the moon. I'll be looking down
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  Speaker 12: at an order to do That's what I would be doing.
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  Speaker 12: I'll be up to that moon.
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  Speaker 11: I'll be floating, floating. Chat on me every now and that.
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  Speaker 11: I'll be floating. I'll be on a rover.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be getting around the moon.
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  Speaker 11: I'll be up there, won't be colder. I'll be in
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  Speaker 11: my city.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be right down to that moon. You gonna be
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  Speaker 2: on the rover that was Mars, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, they got one on the moon.
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  Speaker 8: Okay.
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather eat eat a camel's tongue or an
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  Speaker 13: ox's tail.
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  Speaker 5: All the time?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: Camel good man?
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, so either.
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  Speaker 8: One camelton I like camel tongue, I like campbell honk.
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  Speaker 8: All of it is interesting. Cameltong camel honk, camel tooe.
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  Speaker 8: I still right, take a mocktail, bro camel. What's moving on?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 8: We're moving on? Very interesting? Cambell told us a right
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  Speaker 8: good what you said that?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather have everyone know the details of your
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 13: finances or the details of your love life, your money
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  Speaker 13: or your love.
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  Speaker 7: You want to go to junior?
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  Speaker 5: First?
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  Speaker 11: Come on, I'm be it ain't one hey, now.
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  Speaker 4: You that's it?
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  Speaker 1: Theails of your love life?
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  Speaker 15: That is it?
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  Speaker 11: Man, marriages all honeymoon stage.
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  Speaker 8: It's oh yeah, yeah, I'm gonna let y'all take a
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  Speaker 8: little money because uh.
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  Speaker 14: It's oh really.
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  Speaker 13: All right, well geez all right, thanks guys.
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  Speaker 1: That's today's rounded.
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 13: it's our last break of the day, we'll have some
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  Speaker 13: closing remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey, Right,
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  Speaker 13: after you're listening.
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  Speaker 7: Morning show, right, see if you have some closing remarks you.
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  Speaker 1: Want to take us home with you know what.
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  Speaker 8: My closing remarks today, I mean, you know this one
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  Speaker 8: hit hits home with me often. But this affects everybody
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  Speaker 8: because everybody experiences some form of hate. It is amazing, though,
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  Speaker 8: because now hate is running rampant at an all time high.
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  Speaker 8: I've never seen it this way, and I'm sixty one
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  Speaker 8: years old. I've never seen hate at this level before.
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  Speaker 8: And one of the main contributors to hate it just
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  Speaker 8: happens to be something that was meant to share information
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  Speaker 8: at a rapid pace, which was the Internet. It was
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  Speaker 8: a way to google and research and find and spread information,
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  Speaker 8: and it has been so misused and abused it is
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  Speaker 8: now created a time that I've yet seen in my life,
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  Speaker 8: and I suffer from it just like everybody else does.
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  Speaker 5: Hate.
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  Speaker 8: Man, it's just people, and because of the Internet, because
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  Speaker 8: somebody can make a little bit of money off of
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  Speaker 8: eyeballs on their site, they don't care what they do
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  Speaker 8: to get the eyeballs. They don't care what they do.
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  Speaker 8: They don't care who they hurt, they don't care who
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  Speaker 8: they bring down. They don't care anything about damage. They
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  Speaker 8: don't care anything about that. It's such a selfish thing
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  Speaker 8: that people do.
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  Speaker 2: But let me say this to you.
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  Speaker 8: If I were you, when you participate in the art,
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  Speaker 8: the skill for art of hating, when you take time
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  Speaker 8: to manifest yourself through the act of hatred, when you
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  Speaker 8: intentionally do stuff to someone in the form of hate,
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  Speaker 8: you have to be careful because here is one guarantee
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  Speaker 8: it's going to come back to you. You can't. Whatever
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  Speaker 8: you put out returns. If you put out prayer, the
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  Speaker 8: answer to prayer returns. If you put out love, more
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  Speaker 8: people will love you. If you stick out your hand
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  Speaker 8: to shake hands, more people will shake hands with you.
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  Speaker 8: If you put out hate, I promise you hate is
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  Speaker 8: going to come your way. The sad thing about it
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  Speaker 8: is people think that because if they hide behind the
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  Speaker 8: anonymity of a fake page or a private page, that
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  Speaker 8: that clears them. Well, it doesn't. The sad thing, young
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  Speaker 8: people is and when you hate, hate doesn't necessarily come
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  Speaker 8: back to you the exact way you put it out.
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  Speaker 2: It comes back to you in a negative form.
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  Speaker 8: Just because you talked about somebody else don't mean somebody
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  Speaker 8: gonna talk about you. It could be you never hear
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  Speaker 8: them talking about you, but they plant something about you
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  Speaker 8: that stops you from moving forward. They say something about
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  Speaker 8: you that causes you not to get the promotion. They
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  Speaker 8: say something about you that causes you to have a breakup.
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  Speaker 8: They say something about you that causes your kids to
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  Speaker 8: look at you crazy. You can't spend your time hating
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  Speaker 8: people and think nothing's going to happen to you. Hate
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  Speaker 8: is such a wasted form of information. If you could
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  Speaker 8: take the time that it took for you to hate
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  Speaker 8: on a person and put it towards the uplift and
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  Speaker 8: edification of yourself, you actually could turn yourself into something.
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  Speaker 2: You really could.
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  Speaker 8: But you're spending so much time in the destruction of others.
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  Speaker 8: You think that builds you up, You think that's going
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  Speaker 8: to get you somewhere. It doesn't. Man, it's a sad
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  Speaker 8: place we're in right now. It's a very sad place.
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  Speaker 8: And the reason we have so much hate right now
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 8: is because hatred begets hatred. You got so much of
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  Speaker 8: it going around that so much of it got to
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  Speaker 8: come around. You got so much of it coming around
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  Speaker 8: that so much more of it has to go out
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  Speaker 8: back around. It's called karma. It's called do unto others
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  Speaker 8: as you would have them do unto you. People think
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  Speaker 8: that scripture, You thought that was just on the back
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  Speaker 8: of a Sunday school class card. No, sir, Reid, it
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  Speaker 8: applies to you as a full fledged adult. Do unto others. See,
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  Speaker 8: this is a principle of God. This is why we're
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  Speaker 8: really missing it about hate. Do unto others as you
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  Speaker 8: would have them do unto you. So now if you
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  Speaker 8: do unto others in form of hate, that's what you're
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  Speaker 8: asking to be done to you. But the incredible thing
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  Speaker 8: of it is it comes back to you in some
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  Speaker 8: other form. You think, because you've hidden behind a fake
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  Speaker 8: page or a fake ig account or a private page,
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  Speaker 8: that that clears you. It doesn't clear you. It doesn't.
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  Speaker 8: It manifests itself in your life in so many ways,
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  Speaker 8: and you all you can look. All you got to
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  Speaker 8: do is look at a person's position, and it oftentimes
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: explains something about them. If you see a personator I
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 8: always hating and ain't ever happy, that just sends a
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  Speaker 8: signal to me that he's spread a bunch of.
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  Speaker 2: Discord in his life.
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  Speaker 8: So now he ain't happy or she ain't happy. Young people,
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  Speaker 8: you would do yourself for great service if you would
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  Speaker 8: get out of the hate business. Because here's the other thing.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 8: You can't stop nothing that God has for somebody else.
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  Speaker 8: Try as you may, you will fail. Listen to me,
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: hatred is such a useless emotion. Take hate out your life.
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  Speaker 8: Stop hating, and when you get hated on handle it.
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  Speaker 8: Just handle it, stay on the wall. Those are my
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  Speaker 8: clothing remarks.
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  Speaker 2: Drop it drop, have a great weekend.
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