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Live From the Cayman Islands Day One 02.08.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Come come on, uh, I sure will. Good mording everybody
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: just trying to give God some back, just some back
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  Speaker 1: of what even gave me, just a portion, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Just I'm just trying, man, to to to show some
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  Speaker 1: type of gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just trying to, man,
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  Speaker 1: just just get it right sometimes, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, you just can't. I just can't do
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  Speaker 1: what you wanna do and just live wrong all the time. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you got it. At one point in time, Steve, come home. Man,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, you could you better? I know you can,
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  Speaker 1: you know, saying and and you know what I had
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  Speaker 1: to do. I had to stop saying I'm gonna try
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  Speaker 1: to do better, and I just had to say, hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to do better. You know, trying it's just
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  Speaker 1: to put forth and that and then if it don't work,
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  Speaker 1: well okay. But if you make up in your mind
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  Speaker 1: and I'm going to do something, then trying isn't enough.
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  Speaker 1: It's getting it done is the only thing that matters.
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  Speaker 1: So it's the difference between doing and trying. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: try to win the game, or we're gonna go out
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  Speaker 1: here to win the game. Now, trying to win the
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  Speaker 1: game means that you could lose. But when you got
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  Speaker 1: in your mind made up, most athletes will tell you
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  Speaker 1: that they go out there with the full intent and
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  Speaker 1: purpose of winning and winning. Only see they don't put
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  Speaker 1: the second place finish on the cover Sports Illustrated. Second
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  Speaker 1: place don't get you there. You you got to win.
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  Speaker 1: And now take it out of the scope of athletics,
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  Speaker 1: but keep it in that type of type of analogy
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  Speaker 1: in life. Man, you just want to You want to
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  Speaker 1: win in life, don't you. I mean, at the end
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  Speaker 1: of the day, don't you want to be on the
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  Speaker 1: cover of Sports Illustrated the life. Don't you want to
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  Speaker 1: be recognized for your hard work? Don't you want, you know,
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  Speaker 1: to be recognized within the bonus structure down at your job.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you want to have your plaque up on the
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  Speaker 1: wall down at your job? I mean most people do.
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  Speaker 1: Some people could care less. Some people don't care about
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  Speaker 1: looking good or being their best, and that's cool. But
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  Speaker 1: I ain't talking to them though, I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to those of you who who who want
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  Speaker 1: to be the best you can be? You know, people
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  Speaker 1: people kill me when they're getting mad at at people
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  Speaker 1: here and he Brown knows and he all up on
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  Speaker 1: the employee of the month man, the dude doing his
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  Speaker 1: job to the best of his ability, and he getting
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  Speaker 1: recognized for it. What that got to do with all
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  Speaker 1: that you're talking about? Cause you ain't up there. It's amazing, man,
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  Speaker 1: how people describe other people's success. He's so lucky, lucky? Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: don't they kind of get you a little bit when
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  Speaker 1: people call you lucky? When let me tell you what
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  Speaker 1: luck really is, y'all, is when hard work bumps up
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  Speaker 1: into opportunity, When hard work run smack dab up in
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  Speaker 1: the opportunity. Some people call that luck. But hold on,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's think about this. If you wasn't working hard,
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  Speaker 1: an opportunity presented itself, what would you call that? What
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  Speaker 1: you call that a missed opportunity? What you call that
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  Speaker 1: wrong place at the wrong time, or you missed out
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  Speaker 1: on that? But see, when you've been working hard, an
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  Speaker 1: opportunity presents itself and it bumps up into each other.
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  Speaker 1: Now people want to call that luck, But hold up,
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  Speaker 1: here go the part though the day ain't paying no
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  Speaker 1: attention to. Yeah, that opportunity came by, But if you
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  Speaker 1: had not been working hard and the hard work had
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  Speaker 1: not ran up in the opportunity, what would you have? No, sir,
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  Speaker 1: it's not luck, it's work. It is work, because as
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  Speaker 1: a scripture that says, faith without works is dead. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I know I use the same ones all all the time,
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  Speaker 1: but them the ones I know. I mean what you
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  Speaker 1: want me to, You want me lie to, you want
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  Speaker 1: me come on here and tell you man, I've and
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  Speaker 1: studying the Bible. I haven't. I haven't. I haven't, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: But my mom was a Sunday school teacher. She taught
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  Speaker 1: me enough. Though Now I know different between right and wrong,
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  Speaker 1: just like you do. You ain't gotta you know. Itcused
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  Speaker 1: me when people write a strawberry letter? Am I wrong
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  Speaker 1: for this? You know? Good? Well, look at let's read
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  Speaker 1: your letter? Are you wrong for this? You know you're wrong?
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  Speaker 1: What you don't need? That's to be telling, you know?
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna do this anyway. We'll see. Go ahead, though,
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  Speaker 1: do what you wanna do. But you know what, y'all here,
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  Speaker 1: here's the best advice I can give you. This is
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  Speaker 1: what I really came to talk about this morning, but
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  Speaker 1: I got side track because I listened. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: get get out of your own way. So many of
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  Speaker 1: us are blocking our home blessings. We're just in our
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  Speaker 1: own way. We are in our own way. And one
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  Speaker 1: of the most dangerous ways you can get in your
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  Speaker 1: way is to do it your way, to get it
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  Speaker 1: figured your way, and to lock in on your way.
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  Speaker 1: And this is the way it's got to go. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know how many people are blocking their blessing? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know how long I blocked mine? With that mindset
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  Speaker 1: right there? This is how I wanted to happen, This
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  Speaker 1: is how I wanted to go down. This is the
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  Speaker 1: way I'm gonna go about it, And this this what's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen, lock loaded fire. So I was dead set
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  Speaker 1: on doing it my way. Have you ever talked to people, man, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the way I do it. Look, because it's
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  Speaker 1: the way you do it, you think that makes it
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  Speaker 1: the right way. You think jazz, because you'd have thought
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  Speaker 1: on it long and hard, and that's what you really want.
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  Speaker 1: Do you really think that your way is the right
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  Speaker 1: way or could there be a better way? See until
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  Speaker 1: I started listening to God and started paying attention to
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  Speaker 1: his way. Man, I was spending my wheels. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: was out here so determined this how I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: do it. But you know, I had to learn how
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  Speaker 1: to get out of my own way because just because
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  Speaker 1: I could do it my way didn't mean it was
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  Speaker 1: the right way. I had to get out of my
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  Speaker 1: own way. Just get out your way, man, Now, what
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  Speaker 1: what what does that mean? That means see set your goals,
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  Speaker 1: That means have your dreams. That's I'm I'm saying, set
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  Speaker 1: your goals. Man, I ain't saying don't set goals. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Set your goals. What is it you want
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  Speaker 1: to happen? What is it you like to have? What
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  Speaker 1: is it you like to be? What do you aspire to?
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  Speaker 1: Set your goals and set your dreams? Now, take your
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  Speaker 1: goals and your dreams to God and ask God to
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  Speaker 1: show you how. Man, you can save yourself a lot
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  Speaker 1: of pain. Listen to somebody who did it his way
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  Speaker 1: for so long. And when I finally got out of
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  Speaker 1: my way, out of my own way. When you've heard
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  Speaker 1: old people say let go and let God, you've heard
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  Speaker 1: him say that I didn't I didn't get it, and
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  Speaker 1: I got it. Now let go and let God. And
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  Speaker 1: it's amazing little saying. Though now you know you may
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  Speaker 1: not get it now it it took me a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of years to get it too. But when I but
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  Speaker 1: when I took my goals and my dreams and my
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  Speaker 1: vision to God and I said, God, this is what
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  Speaker 1: I hope for, this is what I aspired to, This
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  Speaker 1: is what I want to be, this is why I
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  Speaker 1: would love to get to. Then I said, help me,
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  Speaker 1: show me how, point me in the right direction. Let
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  Speaker 1: me follow your footsteps, guide me and give me a
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  Speaker 1: spirit of discernment. Show me who wrong? Because I meet
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  Speaker 1: people every day. Ain't up to no good with me
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  Speaker 1: every single day. Oh man, man, I can't believe I
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  Speaker 1: want to be to you. Man, the Lord told me
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  Speaker 1: something's gonna happen to me today. Well, see, I talked
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  Speaker 1: to him every day. He did not mention you to me.
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  Speaker 1: He ain't said nothing to me. He didn't tell me
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  Speaker 1: what was gonna happen. In mind. Now, I don't mean
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  Speaker 1: it can't happen because I'm open to it. But it
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  Speaker 1: amazes me when people come up to me. Man, the
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  Speaker 1: Lord wanted me to tell you this. Hold on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I talk to him every day, every day, some days
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  Speaker 1: more than others. I ain't perfect. I missed sometimes, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm on a daily basis talking to him. So really, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm and I and and and please know I'm
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  Speaker 1: listening as well as I've ever listened before. But but
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  Speaker 1: get yourself together though, see no, your goals and your dreams,
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  Speaker 1: and then let God show you how to do it.
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  Speaker 1: He'll do it. See see you know how you let
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  Speaker 1: him lead you. Listen, Listen, that's all you got to do.
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  Speaker 1: If you're talking to God and you're asking him for help, listen.
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  Speaker 1: But don't go with the first thing that happened. Pay attention,
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  Speaker 1: because here's one way you know it ain't him. If
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  Speaker 1: it's some sin in it, it ain't him. It ain't him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care. Go down there and tell them this
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  Speaker 1: right here, and then dellustrating them out that ain't him
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  Speaker 1: talking to you. That's not him. You know, it's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's, it's, it's it's um. It's so important, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's so important everybody, that you get focused, that you
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  Speaker 1: aim for, something, that you dream of, something that you
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  Speaker 1: aspire to something. But it's the most the best thing
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  Speaker 1: you can do. After you do all that, man, get
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  Speaker 1: God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: why would you not what you got to lose. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotta go down there and make no big scene
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  Speaker 1: and and run laps around the church and run up
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  Speaker 1: there and throw yourself on the altar and scream and
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  Speaker 1: flip over and throw money in there. You ain't gotta
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  Speaker 1: do that. This you and God. Man, This you and God.
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  Speaker 1: You know you got to serve and praise him the
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  Speaker 1: way you do it. You gotta let everybody else tell
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  Speaker 1: you highs done. It's a personal relationship. People kill me
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  Speaker 1: if you don't do it this way. If you don't
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  Speaker 1: come here to this church and you don't run around
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  Speaker 1: in this circle and you don't get flipped in, then
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  Speaker 1: you don't turn a somersault, and you ain't saved, and
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  Speaker 1: you ain't swer what did you do? What tongue did
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  Speaker 1: you speak? Hey? Man, you better go have a relationship
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  Speaker 1: with God. See what that's about. You understand a little
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  Speaker 1: body throw you off with all that? All right? All right,
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  Speaker 1: y'all talk to him a little to hear from you today.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening alright, I got eighteen eighteen minutes after the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the ride, y'all. Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: now listen here we are broadcasting live from the caming
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  Speaker 1: Ours today. We are broadcasting live from the Beautiful Beach
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  Speaker 1: Resort Comfort in Sweet Okay. Wasn't plose to say that
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  Speaker 1: we're broadcasting. They just handed me the information. They don't
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  Speaker 1: want me to say something else. Broadcasting live from the
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  Speaker 1: seven Mile Beach in caming Out. We're still at the
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  Speaker 1: Comfy Comfort. To date is uh part of Black History
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  Speaker 1: Month and we'll be doing little known Black History mother
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  Speaker 1: facts all day, stuff that you didn't know that happened
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  Speaker 1: in black history. Oh so for those of y'all before
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  Speaker 1: you start tweeting and email and these are jokes we're
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  Speaker 1: going to be doing. So if you're in the politically
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  Speaker 1: correct business and you get your feelings hurt, please turn
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  Speaker 1: to somebody else's show. Yeah, because we're doing ours. We
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  Speaker 1: are here to provide levity, give people a great jump
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  Speaker 1: to the morning. You don't get it started. So everybody's here,
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  Speaker 1: the gangs on here. Shirley called Tommy Jr. How y'all doing,
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  Speaker 1: good morning or y'all just got here yesterday. Mississippi Monica
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  Speaker 1: has been here all week. She all the stuff in
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  Speaker 1: your room for you and her. You have a big
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  Speaker 1: and then bring people with hu. Yeah, yeah, that's how
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  Speaker 1: your house. I'm not mad at that. Do your thing, girl,
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  Speaker 1: do your thing. So what y'all do yesterday? Fellas we go?
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  Speaker 1: So how was it? What's the school? Was terrible? It
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  Speaker 1: was good. We would have heard about it long before. Now, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: they would have started off story. They stuck. Hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: you're not You're not gonna eight? Is that good for me?
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  Speaker 1: That's good for me? I shot at eighty one the
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  Speaker 1: other day. I shot a hunted eight, and you're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to go lower rights the number? Yeah, yeah, just say
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  Speaker 1: the basketball? Okay? And what about children? I rolled back?
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean? I was in the golf car.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't play? Now, I rode by. I keep
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  Speaker 1: I was the gallery. That's the most place. Yeah, pictures, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So let me tell you this. I'm leaving my room
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  Speaker 1: this morning. I don't have the most important thing. I
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  Speaker 1: left my cigars. So I'm I'm on the elevator, I'm downstairs. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got my cigars. So I said, ain't no problem.
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  Speaker 1: Junior got cigars because Junior smoked cigars. Right, I get
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  Speaker 1: down here, I said, Junior, you got some cigars? Now,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no cigars. All my cigars in your room.
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  Speaker 1: Why do I need your skigars in my room? I
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  Speaker 1: got plenty cigars. I got cigars for days in my room.
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  Speaker 1: What do you say, stick? Now? I left my cigars
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  Speaker 1: in your rooms? I said, Junior, why would you leave
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  Speaker 1: your cigars in that when we were smoking? This is
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  Speaker 1: a this ain't just ain't a slave camp. You can
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  Speaker 1: actually smoke in other places. So I asked, Junior, did
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  Speaker 1: you have any cigars? And he said, no, No, we
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  Speaker 1: outside outside? We outside, yeah, where you can't can you smoke? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: But how is that the most important thing? That's wan?
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  Speaker 1: Let me ask you? So if you said anything thus
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  Speaker 1: far more important cigars to you, to you, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not understanding what you're talking about at all. So, Joryeah,
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  Speaker 1: you left the cigars. M Why he just told you
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  Speaker 1: that's where we have been smoked. He didn't know he
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  Speaker 1: was supposed to bring them call because we never smoke
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  Speaker 1: at work. I mean, you, guys, how are you a
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  Speaker 1: cigar guy, and ain't cigar. We're his room right here. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but your room is like looking over the ocean. It's
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  Speaker 1: got you know, lights and everything, a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 1: out there, got music out there. We was having a
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  Speaker 1: good time. I've been here earlier. I've been it seems
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  Speaker 1: like and it said I got in Friday night. I
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  Speaker 1: want to thank the people that came into Alice. They
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  Speaker 1: left the airport openly, the airport closed at the level.
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  Speaker 1: That's like Andy left the airport open from the customers
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  Speaker 1: was in there. All it did was cost me seven
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  Speaker 1: eight nine pictures. I had to take a picture with
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  Speaker 1: everybody in custom Sure we're open, man, let me get
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  Speaker 1: this sale. I was posing for pictures with everybody in customs.
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  Speaker 1: Three and four photos had girls turned around looking over
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  Speaker 1: their shoulder. I was taking what shots I had to
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  Speaker 1: wait on that date. Mama was in the parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: I'll take a picture with dog. But I had the
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  Speaker 1: accommodate amer because they was so nice to you're playing
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  Speaker 1: that now we come to hate in the islands that
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  Speaker 1: the man who was just been here a week, last
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  Speaker 1: two days had a nervous breakdough don't say that, boy,
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, lock like I like this one. Go ahead,
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  Speaker 1: hydrated break what they'll make light of that? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: these are jokes. Listen to me. Stop talk worrying about
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  Speaker 1: You can't say nothing about people illnesses. These are joking.
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  Speaker 1: Jillian got sick of selling me. If we don't have him,
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  Speaker 1: we don't even know who the crisis is here. I
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  Speaker 1: tell people all the time, the fact that you got
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  Speaker 1: diabetes ain't got nothing to do with me. A boomerang
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  Speaker 1: got diabetes right now, eat cake. Every day on his birthday,
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  Speaker 1: he drove to the parking lot of the emergency room
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  Speaker 1: to eat his cake. I said, don't why did you
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  Speaker 1: go that? He said, In case I fall out, I'll
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  Speaker 1: be an emergency room target breakdown because you look fine. Fine,
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  Speaker 1: I've overcoming. Hey. When we come back, we have our
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  Speaker 1: first uh addition of little known Black history moments. These
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  Speaker 1: are little known Black history moments and on a black
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  Speaker 1: history Now, listen to me, these are jokes. Folks that
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  Speaker 1: don't tweeters, don't getting me on the heck, come on,
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  Speaker 1: people are everything every joke I got. Now I got
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  Speaker 1: to the Internet and apologize the whole nations of people
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  Speaker 1: I forgot about that. I'm so sick of hell. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the stew all right, good morning. We are
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  Speaker 1: live from seven Mile Beach in the Cayman Islands, Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. We're here and we're about to do
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  Speaker 1: little known Black history facts. I'm so glad that the
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  Speaker 1: little girl that was in the audience is gone, because
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  Speaker 1: we don't want to confuse huh with actual real black
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  Speaker 1: history facts. And this is crazy mess that we're about
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  Speaker 1: to do. So God is good. I was hesitant to
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  Speaker 1: do it because I didn't want to throw the little
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  Speaker 1: girl off and the little girls that are listening, well,
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  Speaker 1: they ought to be with their mom and school. Somebody
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  Speaker 1: ought to say, don't pay so Tommy, oh, these a
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  Speaker 1: little known Black history moment. It's my turn, Okay, m
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  Speaker 1: all right. This is in the late eighteen hunters. Great
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  Speaker 1: entertainer Lemuel Flanagan, not flan again, Lemuel Flannagan, great entertainer
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  Speaker 1: back then. Now, Lemuel was very recognizable and he actually
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  Speaker 1: went to speak with the eighteen president Ulyst. It's Grant
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  Speaker 1: all right. Now. He went down there to speak with
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  Speaker 1: him because he wanted to have a better relationship and
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  Speaker 1: have better living for black Amererica. Okay, So he went
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  Speaker 1: over there the talk. But he went to the Grand Hotel,
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  Speaker 1: oh to speak with Mr Ulysses's Grant. Now here's the problem. Limu,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: Well got a bunch of feedback and flat from Black
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: amerror calling him coon and shine and things of that nature.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: And this right here is to lit my uncle. No,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: he is not the first in Black history. It has
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: been done before because they called Limull coon Limu a
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: flantican because he went to speak with Ulysius Grant at
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: the Grand Hotel late eighteen hunters. He had a nisso.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: So that's what happened to me. But I want to
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: see President Trump history repeat this. This is history repeating
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: itself all over again. Have y'all heard the Clarence Wilson
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Paccard class Willson card Um. This happened back in Christmas
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: of nineteen ninety two. Yeah, this is very important. Clarien's
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Willson card was standing in the dough and Felicia Michelle Jackson,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: who is the mother of his kids, told the kids
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: they was not going what they fought. She told me,
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: he don't buy clothes, he don't buy toys, and he
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: don't pay to support these kids. Is not going. Clans
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: was upset to the point where he hollered Machelle Felicia,
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: Michelle Jackson, this is my kids too, She said, Nope,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: you're baby Daddy. Clariss Wilson Card was the first person
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: to eill be called the baby Daddy, called late Wildfire
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: back in made a song about it. Everybody knows it now. Well,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. All we know now is that now?
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: Because the clans was Card. Therefore that's what we got
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: baby Daddy. I was wondering, big do well this started.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: This is all pre emancipation, okay. A slave name come
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: Fred Sweatdles. Com Fred Swattles was a runaway slave heading north.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: He met a Quaker along the way of fine gentlemen
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: named Harwell Oats, which later on became the founder or
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Quaker Oats, one of the largest oatmeal companies in the
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: world today. On his way out north, quaker was such
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a good man he told com France Fuddles that he
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: could stay in his barn. He ended up staying in
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: the barn so long slavery was over. Lincoln signed the
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Declaration and everything and slavery was over. He had been
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: there so many years that him and the Quaker had
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: become friends so the quaker told, come France, Swattles, you
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: should call this whole. Come Fred said, no, I'm gonna
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: make it a byssins. So as slaves started migrating north,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: they would come by the very bond that Come France
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: stayed in, and Come Fred would charge him to stay
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: in the barn. M This bond later on became known
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: as comfort sweeten knowledge name after Tom Fred Swattle. Come
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Fred Swattles is an Old African name. Confreend Swattles in
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Africa mean for sweet, for sweets. There's another great moment, blackness.
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: I never would have known it. I never would have Yeah,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: it's an African words. As they migrated, no, yeah, they
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: would stop through that charge he charged. It was nice
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: to laid out. Did they have breakfast in the moon?
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: That's that's the free breakfast was the only thing they
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: didn't offer back then. Okay, this is a new upgrade.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: He charged for the edge and chip. Okay, yeah, the
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: chicken that he got the eggs, right, He charging free
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: slaves to get through that. And if you wanted bacon,
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: you have to go out back and kill a hall.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: But you have to wait a little first seward, so
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: you had to come back and do that. That's our head.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Mrs you you need all you can come over to
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: Caylor and don't know how you got right right right,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: you're right. Thanks for enlightening us and I want to
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming. That was a limnu a flanic. I'm
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: sorry coon, but flannic enough. Alright, Uh, coming up next,
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: we'll do run that frank back. We are live from
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: seven Mile Beach, Comfort Sweets in the Cayman Island, Cayman Island. Okay,
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. And he was owned by you're listening
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: all right? Coming up in Bevose Secretary meditation was confirmed.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne will give us the latest one that put
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: up next, run that frank back up. We are live,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: you know that from Comfort Sweets, Choice Hotels, seven Mile
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Beach and the team. I am and you know what? Yah?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Can everybody stop being surprised at what the president is doing?
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Did he not save this? Did he not say everything
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: he was gonna do? Yeah? What is the shock and horror?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: What you don't want him in the country? Is that why? Kanye? Tim? Yeah?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: When do the wall start? They started the wall? Yes,
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: George Lopez said you can build the wall if you
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: want to. We didn't already began the tunnels, George Lopez.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: They don't care what you do. We have already started, tonnely.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: We're head of the game, baby, George Lopez. So crazy.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: But the ring, the ring, yes, well the ring you
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: got on the ring? Yeah, this is a story. Hello. Hello,
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach an Yes, this is hi, denied.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: My name is Gavin. I'm I'm actually the head jeweler here, diamond.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: How you doing. I'm good. You brought your ring in
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: what was it last week? I actually wasn't here, but
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: you gave it to one of my sales persons and
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: you wanted to get it resized as well as get
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: it a praise. Correct. Yes, yes, yes, and you don't
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: have to tell him my own Okay, wow, okay, listen,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: I actually do the resize the ring. And first of all,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: let me be the first to say, um, congratulations. When
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: when is your wedding? Thank you, I'm getting married and stuff.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Come there welcome regulations to listen. I don't know how
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to tell you this now, as far as your praisers concerned,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I've looked at your ring over and over and this
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: this ring is probably worth maybe fifty excuse me, I've
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: been I've been in this business for over twenty years.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm confused on what you just said.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: And I understand that what I'm trying to explain to
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: you is that I've been in this business for over
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: twenty years. I've seen so many different pieces of jewelry
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: and this is something that you that you buy late
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: night on an infomercial for this is a Cubic Saconian
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: stone and the gold is not real at all. It's like,
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: wait you wait, you lost me. You lost me as
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: much money as my fan make and as much money
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: as my father is putting down when it's winning or
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: half put down. And understand everything you're saying, But Denise,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: honestly do is hold on wait. I need you to
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: hold on because we need to convict um. Wait wait.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: First of all, I can't wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: hold hold on, hold on because don't say do you
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait? What are you trying to what you're
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: trying to do? Sir? I need I need you to
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: repeat because what you just said to me, okay, I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: need little of personal stuff man, you oh you hit it.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: It's personal now. So I need you to hold on okay,
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: oh she calling man. Okay, thank thank hello, victim. You
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: can listen to this dual that's on the front. I
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: want you to hit it that. He just told me. Hold,
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: what's what's the problem? What you mean, what's the problem?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Hes gonna tell you what the problem is. Gonna hit on, sir,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: don't hit on? Hello. Yeah, who's this all right? My
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: name is Gavin. I'm from Diamonds. And actually your wife,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: I mean where your fiance rather, she brought her ring
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: in to actually be re sized, and we we also
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: did an appraisal on the ring for her, and actually
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: the ring is estimated to be only, in the words
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: of around fifty dollars. Fifty dollars fifty that's what the
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: man said, dollars. The sir, obviously there's some sort of mistakes. Sir.
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: Now what you got to say about that fifty that's
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: that's got to be some kind of mistakes. What did
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: you say your name was, sir? My name is Gavin.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I work here Dimonds. I'm the head jeweler here. I've
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: been here for twenty years and there's there's no way
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: that that ring is worth fifty dollars. I know what
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: I paid for it. So obviously there's some sort of mistakes.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: There's out a mistake. I've been dealing with jury, I've
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: seen it. I can pretty much look at a ring,
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: but I actually went into detail on this one, as
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: I do all of them. And so I promise you
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: this is probably maybe between forty and fifty dollars for
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: his workers. Absolutely not. That's that's impossible. How is that impossible?
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: He's the jeweler. You heard him say, he's been doing
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: it for twenty He's impossible. I don't understand all the
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: money that my dad is putting down on this wedding
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna pay fifty You bought a che rings? No, no, no,
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: I did not buy t this is this is this
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: is obviously some kind of mistake. You didn't got to
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: show that. You show got that right? So what you
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: got to say for yourself this? You can't. I believe
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that that's right, that this is obviously some kind of mistakes. Oh,
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: it is a mistake, a mistake. And thinking I'm gonna
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: get married to the man of my dream. I do
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: have the engagement ring that was purchased and bought for
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: your wife. I don't think you. I don't think you do.
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: I don't think you have my ring, because if you
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: have my ring, you wouldn't be telling me this is
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: words fifty dollars. I have the ring that your wife,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: your fiance brought his wife. Yet hold on, hold on,
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: the man trying to explain. I'm trying to get to
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: the bottom. Thank you, So you have I don't think
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: you have the right ring. I have the right ring.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: Or what I'm letting you know, sir, is that this
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: is something you buy on an infomercial in the two
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: in the morning. Dude, you know I ain't bottled damn
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: ring on infomercial. I bought the ring from a reputable establishment.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I have the receipt, I have the certificate to get
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: so obviously the mistake is on your and where you're
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: mistakes out here? Search you brought a piece of jump.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: He's been doing it all these years. How hell he's
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: gonna make a mistake where you come off telling me
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I bought a piece of jump. I know what I bought.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: If there's any mistakes that's been made, it's on your end, world,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: where it's not on my end. Yeah. Hold don't, don't, lady,
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: you want things that my dad is paying too much
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: money for this wedding. Don't pay you wait till I
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: tell him this, chill hold on. First of all, I
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: don't appreciate you. I want to tell you this. This
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: is a typical case of you trying to partner off
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: on us because you for fifty bucks the money that
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you don't and I get fifty wors of a ring.
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: Then he's hold on, let me talk to this where
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: you get talk and I never heard of it. So
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: your wife knows exactly where that she's the one that
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: brought the ring. And I'll tell you what. I'm gonna
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: come down there to see the ring that you're talking about.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: If it's not the ring that I gave my girl,
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take seventy six hundred dollars out of your
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: because that's so. Now you want to jump on me
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: because you bought your wife a piece. Come on, and
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: you want to put it on me. You don't tell
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: me what the I'm know what the I spin on
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: the ring, and you I don't kind of trying to pull.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: First of all, I appreciate you coming in my household
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: trying to mess my and you want to come to
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: me with this. I know the ring betta be real.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: If I were you, miss Deniece, I would not marry
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: somebody that's gonna be I'm coming. I'm looking for your
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: pocket and you know what, you don't get the ring
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: and a right me and you're gonna go in it?
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing to both of you?
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: All better? I tell you what if they say, did
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: I want to hear me? And you're gonna have some
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: more problems. This is nephew telling me from the Steve
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Arvin Morning Show. Y'all just got prank. But the niece's
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: sister that that why she ain't got no man to
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: be man. Wow, that's how cool time is. You're about
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: to start. I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: gotta ask you something. What is the baddest radio show
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: in the Wow? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Mommyby alright, alright, this weekend? This weekend, Steve, as you
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: well know, the weekend before Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day is Tuesday.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: Yes you have to tell us that story. But Valentine's
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Day is coming up on Tuesday. So we have a
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: question for you. How did you know your mate the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: one you're with right now? Was the one call us
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: or here we go, let us know she was found out?
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: What that has happened to me twice? Yeah, we might
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: even like that one a little better. Yeah. Yeah. And
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: it's a busy news day, especially with the horrific storms
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: yesterday that affected our neighbors in New Orleans. So so
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Steve introduced Steve. Thanks everybody down there, I envy you. Okay,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: this is and trip with the news. Here we go
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: with the bad stuff. Three judge panel of the Ninth
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Circuit Court of Appeals heard pro and con arguments yesterday
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: by telephone about a Seattle judges ruling that halted the
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: Trump administration's ban on immigrants and refugees from mostly Muslim countries.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: The lawyers for the president made their case first, and
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: then Washington's state solicitor argued in favor of the judges injunctions.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Judgment was well within the president's power as delegated to
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: him by Congress, and it is constitutional, as the court
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: in Boston and Hallam recently held, it has always been
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: the judicial branch's role to say what the law is,
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: and the serve as the check on abuses by the
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: executive branch. That judicial role has never been more important
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: in recent memory than it is today. Of course, executive
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: branch is the president A so far no decision on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: the matter from the nice Circuit court. That decision may
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: be handed down today. By the way, the president's choice,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: all of my friends parents, Mohammed Mohammed and Oliver Mohammed,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: don't go nowhere. Thank you. Not come back in here.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: You haven't been to your last kid's play. I just
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: wanted to say that. Go ahead, okay, thank you Steve
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: for that nice news addendum, Okay the president. By the way,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: the president's choice with Secretary of Education was confirmed yesterday,
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: but Betsy Divos was only okayed after Vice President Mike
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Pennce cast a tie breaking vote on fifty the Senate
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: being equally divided, the vice president votes in the affirmative
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: and the nomination is confirmed. This was the first time
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: in US history, by the way, folks, that a vice
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: president had to break a tie vote on a cabinet nomination.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: This is the first time that ever got down to
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: the nitty gritty emergency crews as you guys are talking,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: still checking out what's left with New Orland, New Orleans neighborhood,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: mostly the ninth Ward was affected, which Governor John Bill
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Edwards says was pummeled yesterday by a wide and powerful tornado.
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Believe it or not. So far this morning there have
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: been no deaths reported, about forty injuries. But luckily so
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: crossed yes, praise God and crossed your fingers. There also
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: sad news. Comedian Professor Irwin Corey has died at age
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: one o two of you remember him. Professor Corey called
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: himself the world's foremost authority. Why does a chicken cross
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: the road? Well, actually it's not a chicken as a
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: rooster that's looking for a chicken. I see. Why is
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: it that women don't have whiskers? You been going out
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: with the wrong girls. He was one and two years old.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: And by the way, everybody today is National Boy Scout
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: today and National Opera days. It's also laughing at Rich Day,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: which is kind of the same thing. Back to the
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Boarding show. Laughing and we in the came.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: They have birds down here. They got these black birds
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: down here that are actually have taken over they are
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: these birds actually fly on your table. Why you eat?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: That's what black birds do? And just walk around like
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: they got rights. And obviously no one has taken a
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: fist to this. So these birds is bold. They just eat,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: they eat, they they're eat off your plate. I got
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: to do with the birds because they're black. Really, I'm
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: just gonna go on and say they don't come on
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: my balcony. No more, I'm not gonna say why. Let's
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: just say I sent a clear message that I will
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: not be disturbed while I'm eating my food or my
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: balot do sound like nothing. This bird went back and
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: told all the resident Hey, the black dude is tripping
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: out allowing all this foolishness we've been doing. I bent
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: that his toast one time and he tripped unnecessarily. Tell
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: him about the burials today. While we were having brokest
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: only if it's a nice story story. We're sitting outside
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: eating right, and we were under this overhang, and it
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: was we were just sitting there, and all of a
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: sudden I felt a little went bottle of my arm
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: and I looked. I wiped it off, and then all
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: of a sudden it was some more west spots just
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: all on our table and beat Tommy and Calhoun. We're
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: about to go play golfing and it's just water just
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: splashing on us. And I'm looking up and I don't
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: see it, and I'm looking around. It ain't raining. He
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: thought somebody was spitting on That was a and I'm
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: finna go upstairs. It was a gutter at the overhang
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: field with water and a bird was in there taking
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: a bath. He was just splashing water. I'm talking about
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: all over our table. I'm talking about, you know, a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: good a good twenty seconds like just rain on our
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: table shop. So we couldn't eat because we had bird
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: on your head? All right, what's the question one more time? See?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: How did you know it was your mate? That your
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: mate was the one? I never asked the question, Yeah,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: but you said, or how did you know your mate
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: was the war? Oh? What made you think it was
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: the war? You know? Because I think everybody got that
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: story in them. So let's take some calls eight seven
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: seven ninety question of the date? What made you think
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: your mate was the war? What was it about her
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: or him that lets you know this is the war? Ah?
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: What made you think there was the war? When you
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: found out in the boss court that it wasn't the case?
• 41:33
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• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day. Uh Now, listen, fellas, let me start giving
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: y'all some tips about Valentine's Day, especially for you older
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: gentlemen who didn't started taking her for granted. Listen to me.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: If you have a son that's dating a girl, your
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: wife cannot get the same gift that that little girl.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Get that, right, Yeah, she can't. She can't get the
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: same box. Again. She didn't gave you children a life
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: loving all that, and then you show up with the
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: same box your son and bought his eighteen year old girlfriend.
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: Ain't done nothing. And so I'm just letting you know, folow,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: don't buy your boo the same give you getting your wife.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You don't want to do that. We're still in the
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: boo that seven newly married man, you're still doing that
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: helping people. Don't buy your boot the same. You know
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you don't want to do that either. I'm not helping nobody.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: He's gonna get killed maybe this year. Well you need
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: to say that though quiet as it's kept. I hate
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: to tell you all that what because I got a partner.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Just people need to notice everything the same. His mistress
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: and his wife had the exact same in the movie.
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: Was dress now way deeper than that? What you're from
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: your talking about? Head to more than that? A car
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: broa wait, huh, tell me break it down from it? Please?
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: Something big? Because the look on his face, the ring,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: I say that right, the rain, look at your face.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey listened to me, calls everything call. So when
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: he left home it was like he was at home.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: Do you hear me? Same everything? Oh my gosh, okay
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: wait wait, wait back up. So the furniture in the
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: mistress is the same furniture at his house, his face,
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: the same car he bought his wife. It's the same
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: car he bought his mistress. Kidding what about everything? So
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: everything do they run the one another? Had his bathroom
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: set up just like his bath frood at home. The
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: towns and everything same toothbrush in the same place. He
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: didn't change. Change man never never understood the theory. Did
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: he get busted? Ever, let me explain that is not
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: a woman living who is married, whose husband has a
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: long term mistress and she don't know it. She may
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: not want to face it, she may be trying to
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: rationalize it away. But you know, because something may right man,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: because women have intuition and it really does work, and
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: that's why men shouldn't cheat. But the problem is y'all
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: don't trust your intuition, and you let the stuff go
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: on far too long and you end up doing way
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: more hurt than you could. You would just get hurt
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: right away and get it away. I need to help it,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you know. Wishing talk then wishing. It's intuition. What I
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: say in a wishing, it's what you're doing to you
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: in a wishing. Right now, you're wishing you had a brain.
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: That's called in a wish. All right, butterfly is coming up,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: and we're gonna go to the phones as well. What's
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: the question? Okay, it's too late for the butterfly. He
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: can't come. He didn't come to the Cayman, did he hear? Definitely?
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Here h Steven, you're like you the phone. I like
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: the way you're beautiful and just talk about something. Well,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: you're jor never let me get to play with your
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: don't play. But I mean you guys do that. You
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: and junior time me do that now. But earlier they
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: were doing this the facts of black history. Oh yeah,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: little black history. But y'all never do the good history
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: like um, did y'all know about sugar boy Melvin jack
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: Say no, what about he? The first slave required director?
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: He and you know they originated the song still Away.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: They did that. I went old man the rivers either
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: sounds that they wrote swingelouds sweet Chrea. I mean they
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: used to go from um Plantat and Plantaton neighbor singing
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: on Sundays. They were the beautiful burlout um bondage boys.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: They were good. They was really good. From what I understand,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: they went. They had was his name again check up
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: buying me up in Jackson Boy. Yeah, it's the beautiful
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: burlout bondage boys. And they used to go from planet
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: in the plantation in st. Why did they call him
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: sugar boy? He was a sweet person. He was weird sweet,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: but anyway, he sung out and then you know the
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: song as soon they will be done, Well they're done
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: the world. Yeah, well that's when they got it. That's
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: where my hell you got it from. It was from
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: the beautiful Burlout bondage boys. All of their roads were
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: in burla very itchy centimation, but they bade it through it. Wow.
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: All right, and that's this black history from eugen Okay,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: little little facts that you need to now so big
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: got to everyone. That's related to sugar buying me up
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: and Jake's it goes down in history. That was an
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: eighteen o three collar. Thank you. I'm gonna need to
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: know that us on this bride. Okay, you're listening to show.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: All right, We're live from seven Mile Beach in the
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Cayman Island. Our comfort Sweet Choice hotels up. Next, we're
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: gonna go to the phones. We've been talking about it
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: all morning. How did you know your mate was the one?
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: Or Steve or how did how did you thank eight
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine see call us? All right, let's
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: go to the phone. We're doing this in honor of
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day next Tuesday. How did you know your mate
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: was the one? Or or I Love I Love the
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: or All right, let's go to line one step and
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: talk to you James from Texas. Hey James, Yes, sir,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Man? Hey, Sami, how y'all doing?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: We're doing? Hey? Man? When you met your girl? Man,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: how did you know she was the one? Well, Steve,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I was at the club and I saw my wife
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: far at the table. You know, I was the type
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: of person who was used to getting it at that time.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: So when we met, I gave her my phone number.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: She didn't call me for a whole two months. Wow,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: And I was like, man, then when I saw I
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: had an attitude, Yeah, yeah, had attitude. You didn't call me?
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: I went off, she laughing at me. So so when
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: we did get together, she wind't got my name tattooed
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: on her chest. I didn't. I didn't see if I
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: didn't get it, I didn't get it for a whole
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: We knew each other for a whole year. Steve. Yeah,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: when she put the name on a chest though she
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: put I guess it was. I guess. You know. Sometimes
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: sometimes you know, God knows what you need. We don't
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: sometimes all the time. Yeah, yeah, all the time. So
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: you met him, y'all dating for a year, she tattooed
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: your name on her chest. Yeah, James across the front, James,
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: when you, when you, when you, when you, when you
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: live in when you live in the way you're living.
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: You don't know the things like that. Now that you know,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: you know it to give a different perspective. When we've
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: been married now going on seventeen years, Yeah, matching something.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Do you have her name tattooed on your chest? No, sir, No,
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: So if it wouldn't have worked out, she'd have had
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: to go put King James on there to make it.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Just just walk around with James, King James. What's your
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: wife's name, Jane? Uh, what's your wife's name? Her name
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: is Debora de Yeah, that's a nice name. Yeah yeah,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: get that put on your chest. Jane. Okay, I will,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I will. I hope you don't go to jail there.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: It sounds like he's still in love too. I like that. Yeah,
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: all right, James, thank you, like some of us who
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: get married and be confused about the rules of marriage, yes, yes,
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: if you throw a rock, all right, let's go to
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: line too and talk to Arlene from Illinois Early tattoo crew.
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: I love you, Shirley Strawberry Cury Strawberry loves off the chain. Yes, okay,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: So first I want to say Steve to heck with
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: on the Super Bowl talk. I was thoroughly disappointed in
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: the pispol quality at the commercial. That's all I'm saying
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: about that. I don't want to get you started to
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: to get that out exactly. Okay, okay, So I want
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: you guys to do me favor. I love my men today.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: It's his birthday. It's his fifty seventh birthday. And that's
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: great for anybody, but it's better for him because I'm
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: only four and I love my man's dirty draws. Love
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: him to death. Bring it, He bring it, and you
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: know what, telling me I do every two weeks. And
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: you know what, he's such a great man. He go
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: with me. Look, he poked the beads in an alkalindren
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: and bad me snack line. There ain't that sleep all right?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: And he bring it too, don't it right? I'm going
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: to have to draw conversation. I'm not gonna He's bring
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: it fIF to seven forty. Yeah, that's what happens. You
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: need a grown man loving sometimes you need to happen.
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: You need to happen to you from a grown man
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: on the don't You Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: we're broadcasting live from Comfort Sweets on seven Mile Island,
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: Tom Mason. We gotta give a big shout out to
• 54:29
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• 54:35
  Speaker 1: Where is the Comfort Sweets Cayman Islands. It's a place
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: to be if you're coming over here. They know how
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: to set it out for you, really they do, alright.
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, it is
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Strawberry letter coming up. Subject. Listen to this.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: One guy's got turned out via cougar. Nothing wrong with that.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gone wrong with everything. The companma but here up next,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: nephew Frank coming up. Lunchtime date, lunch time date, Compana Love. Hey,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to uh tru, speak to Alan.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: This is Alan. Who is this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: Derek Man took us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right, yeah, yeah,
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: that's something wrong. No no, no, no, no no no,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I work just like I said this, Derek. Now, I
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: work with your wife Rachel. Right, you you're supervisor or something?
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: I mean you just this about work something. I mean,
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: she's doing a good job and everything. She ain't back no, no, no,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: everything is straight. Man, Ain't nothing wrong with your job.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Everything is cool at the job. This this right here,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: man is like what I know this man, and it's
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: you know, it just seems like every single day, you know,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: while she's on her lunch break, it seems like you know,
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: you would call and and and uh and then blocked
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: off the whole hour of her lunch break. And actually,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: you know, just be real, man, I'm just trying to
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: come correct with you. It just seems like you just
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: cut in on all the time that I have that
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: I had with her. Well whoa, whoa, whoa hold hold
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: hold up on me, hold on, hold up, broke way
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you what are you doing at lunch with my lady sons?
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you know, we're just we're just spending time,
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: you know, doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: You know that rude, rude you you Okay, First of all,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: that's my lady. Okay, I can call her whenever the
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: I feel like calling that. That's what I pay for them,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: phone bill. I bought that iPhone five I could get whatever.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Please all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: with a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: You're supposed to be at work. We are at work.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: We call we like I'm saying, we call workers. You
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: know it see't seemed like half the whole time I'm
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: sitting in front of her. You know, we're supposed having
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: luss together and she's talking to you the whole UK.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: But what's what's your name again? Derek there? All right? Derek?
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: You work at the same building up? Okay? You you
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: would work right now? Huh yeah? I mean yeah, I
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: mean at the job and y'all work in the same
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: flowcause I can't come and see you. You You kames about
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: to jump off way way different for you straight up. Okay,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: So let let me ask you something, man, What is
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: the big deal? Understand? Okay, you look like you don't
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: see her. You look like you don't see her when
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: she gets home, you know. So why is this so
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: important that you waste a whole hour of lush and
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: holding up and wasted away I'm talking to my lady. Okay,
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: you understand that. Why don't you go out and get
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: in front of me. Lady. That's my wife. I walked
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: down the hole with that. We got kids, we got
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: a house, We take care that. He helped me hold
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: it down on this you you you ain't you know
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: it's like you you don't ever want to come in
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: and do but they got so've always want to come
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: into somebody else wife, And why why don't you do this?
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: Take take this fife and see what it works. Have
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: works for you. Go to club, church, library, grocery, stole,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: whatever the find your day and you get you a chick.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: You gave her for a minute, You called her for
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: a minute. You romance up for men. That's what real
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: men do. You know what I'm saying. That's what I did.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: That's how I got my my Rachel. That's tough. That's
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: my heart. You're trying to sit up there in front
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: of lunch with us every day for the past year.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, bro, it may not be today,
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: it may not be tomorrow, but soon soon you're gonna
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: see me me. You're gonna have none of this phone conversation.
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a face to face through all I'm saying, man,
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to come between y'all at all, Okay,
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all.
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, it's every day you call it, man,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: What do you want life to post? To talk to
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: every guy day? That's what I really, dude, you know
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: most but because you were you ain't no real all
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: you know about it trying to highlight something, treat You
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: don't know what it is to put it in work
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: like a real man, dude, to actually hold down a home,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: pay the bills, everything, the family, the kicking, fixing the
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: yards and fences, and you don't know nothing about that.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: All you know about it. You know, wife can't even
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: go to work. But I like you trying to step ahead.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: And I don't mean no guy because but that's okay.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: Like I promise you I'm gonna be there. You're gonna
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: tell you what this house is gonna go. It may
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: not be the knight, but it's definitely not gonna go
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see me
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna see you, and I can't what's it
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: what's your sight? Herd means I would come see you
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: by tomorrow. Son, I mean you Derek. That's your name, right, Derek?
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: My name is there? Yeah, you don't always want to
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: people smiling face in my wife's face. I don't deal
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Rachel when I see it. You can please believe that.
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: Please believe that talked to that little friend at lunch
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: and like the how getting my nup anyway? I got
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: still know how to rate your phone. But that's besides
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: the phone. Don Ain't that cool? I don't think. I
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: ain't never heard of no dance before the day. And
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: what's sudden you're calling me talking about you? Was at
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: lunch every day with wife and you know, dog, it's
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: a friendly hutch date. Just word it. Really. I don't
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: know how you just do friendly? I know about all that.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: You ain't fueling me. You got no like you who
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: pray on very women all the time because they like you.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: But that's like I said, it's gonna change bly you,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: okay does Here's here's what you don't know. What you
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: all know is is Tommy Tommy be pushing up on
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: the more than me. Commy Tommy Tommy is always pushing
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: up on her Tommy, the one you need to be
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: worried about. You left Tommy. Who's who Tommy dog Dog
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: dog nephew Tommy. Man, check this out. This is nephew
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Hall and Morning Show. Your wife
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: Rachel got me the prank phone call you. Oh y'all?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: Did me? Matey, I wouldn't come down, and hey I
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: am now. I was, well, you know, and I think
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: I'm burned that building down. You don't even know. All right, people,
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: tell me this my prediction. Somebody gonnack you up for real, y'all.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: You just played to y'all tripping he mane take it out.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: You gotta tell me this man, what is the baddest
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: radio show in the lay? Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: Of course you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: buckle up, Hold on tonight, we got a here. It
• 1:01:53
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• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: It wasn't you. I'll tell you already no more. What
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: if you don't think drinking in seriously mistaken. You don't
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: think this boy and his super Bowl party at the
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: chateau was not so full he couldn't swallow another ounce
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: of alcohol that may have a nervous breakdown, because that's
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: what he said happened, well, alcohol poison probably where he
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: was my brother when he was living. He he actually,
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, became immune to alcohol poise. Yeah, he just alright,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: you ready, here we go. Subjects got turned out by
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  Speaker 1: a cougar. Dear Stephen Shirley. I am a forty five
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  Speaker 1: year old single man, and recently my mama's sixty five
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: year old best friend asked me to come by her
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: house to do some handiwork. Well, after doing some yardwork,
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  Speaker 1: she asked me to come inside to get some water
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  Speaker 1: and take a break. I noticed she was in her bathrobe.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: She said she was about to take a shower and
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: I could join her if I wanted to. I was
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: in a slump, so I went for it. Tommy. Mind you,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: she maybe sixty, but she is fine as heck, and
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: I've always had a crush on her. She put it
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: on me like I ain't never had it put on
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: me before. It's been two months now, and I think
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I'm in love with her. Here's the problem. Now, she
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: wants to tell my mama that we've been messing around
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: what should I do? My mama will kill me? Okay,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: your mother will kill you at forty five? Really? Uh wow?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: I mean I like the fact that you respect your
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: mom's opinion and everything. But you are grown. You're forty
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  Speaker 1: five years old, which means you could do whatever and
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: whoever you want to do. I mean, if it's real,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you gotta do that. Follow your heart. I mean, it's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: only been two months though, Okay, so let's slow this
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: whole thing down. It's only two months. Why is she
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: so eager to tell her business to your mom anyway?
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, they're best friends. I mean, usually
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: tell your best friend you know about your man and
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: about your relationships and stuff like that. That this is
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: a different set of circumstances here. I think she's way
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: too grown to be telling, uh, your mom her business
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: because I don't know. I mean, is your you said
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: your mom will kill you, She's not gonna take it. Well,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: so I think it's too early, and uh, she doesn't
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: need to tell. And you guys just need to see
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: where this relationship is gonna go. Then if it goes somewhere,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: it then tells Steve. First of all, let's start at
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the letter. Okay, now she wants to
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: tell my mama that we've been messing around. What should
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: I do when my mama will kill me? Your mama
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: gonna kill huh. That's where the murder gonna come in. That. See,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: your mama has a friend. Her friend started sleeping with
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: her son. Women always consider their children their babies throughout life.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: She gonna kill her friend because she already noticed story.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: You forty five years old. Recently your mama sixty five
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: year old best friend and asked me to come by
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  Speaker 1: the house do some handy work. Why is that always
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: to kill? How old people? House always broke? Come by
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: and do some handy work. Well, after doing some yark work,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: she asked me to come inside for some water. Right
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: that another poet statement? Why just are that you ain't
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: got nothing else in here? And eliminade what we're in
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: here for water and take a break nothing? She ain't
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: made that. This is another poverty statement. I noticed she
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: was in her bathroom. She says, she's about to take
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: a shower, and I could join her if I wanted to.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: Right there, he has to go. For those of you
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: out there is wondering, but why did he go in there.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: He don't have no choice. He has to go. See
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: when you invite a man to do something. Wait, you're
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: saying he had to go to the shower, get in
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the shower. He had no choice. It's like a dawn.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: He could say no, he could showers like a down.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: It's an insult to our manhood. I'm no, you won't
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: be in here. Oh you don't take a shower, or
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: you're flattered. You think I ain't gonna get him in
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: here and take this water with you. Let's oh, now
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: he ran in there. She's sixty five, but she find this. Heck,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I've always had a crush on her. She put it
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: on me like I ain't ever had me on me before.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: Let me warn you something about older women. That's that
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: old sixty five. A lot of times when you're loving
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: on him, thank you, something special going on, But it's
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: really in your head. Cause that liniment a woman got
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: liniment on and lilliment. It takes you in a different place.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: It's ben gay all this is an African when its own.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: She got so nick and you just got all these
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: different fragrances and and that liniment does something get you
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: a little high? Yeah, if you ever just want to
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: free high, go to drug store, just open and just smell.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: Its me refreshed. It's very ups asp for cream, Porto,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: Zone King all this stuff. Well, yeah, what's you smell that?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: It has an effect on that. Yeah, it's a luri.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you're at a spa and
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: they like incense. They have incense at a spa, they
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: have all and what's the what's the freakmance to be
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: in the lavender? Lavender? Lavender is always in the steam,
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: even in the man steam. I was in the man
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: steam room recently and the guy came in there and
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: set out naked with that lavender smell. I had to
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: get up, walk out. You don't want that wait one
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: more time because I just want to make sure we
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: got this. So when a woman asked you to take
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: a shower, you have to gotta go. Gotta go because
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: it's almost a threat. You want a backwasher, You ain't
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: man enough, Just like a threat. That's why most men
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: end up cheating because it was like a dab what
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna come only me a thing, ain't
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: not gonna have. Your competitive nature takes over. Yeah, it's
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: just a shower. You can shower at home and not
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: say no nobody, nor to not say no excitement. It's
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: a woo. Always have a choice. So okay, when you
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: have been calmed. So I was just about to take
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: a shower, would you like to join me? What you got?
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, no, it would be good, right, yeah,
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: it would. It probably be the best thing. But you
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: can't as a man. You're not wired that way until
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: you get old. I'm learning something carling you til you
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: get the older. You don't know how to say that.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm married enough. You don't know where in the world.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose all God this day, hear me, because
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: you won't take a bad getting everybody there. So you
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: would say no, but right now I don't. But the
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: younger Steve would be all up in there. I'm on
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: my third name, Steve show All right, we're back. We're
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: in the middle of this letter. Uh strawberry letters. Subject
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: got turned out by a cougar. Turns out all they
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: have to do is ask you to go in the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: shower and uh it. Yeah, you know, I try to help.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: My job has always been to help women out. I
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: have been a champion for women. Ever since I ever
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: since I could, I've had a mother, both my sisters
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: was older. All I've known is how to treat women
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: and h washing well. You don't go on the shower
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: to get clean. Okay, stop asking your man to take
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: these baths. And ain't nothing connected to the bath. We
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: don't like taking baths without the promise of something connected
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: to this bath. For starters, your bathwater is too hot,
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: the ladies. If you're gonna draw bathwater and you can
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: end up putting potatoes and carrots in it, it's not
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: We don't want that. We have things that hurt when
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: it touched hot water. And y'all have y'all water. So
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Margrey always baby, come on getting the back. But we
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: got a big, big tub, you know, And I don't
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: want to get in there because I don't look. You
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: got celery in here. We got cats floating around at him.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: All we need is meat, and the meat can't beat me,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: my wife. Water be so all right. Chicken in the
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: shower sometimes, Steve, I've got to have it harder, Okay,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: Now I can't stands attention. The strawberry and got turned
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: out by Couger forty five year old single man whose
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: mother's best friend invited him to take a shower. She's
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: sixty five, he forty five. He says it's the best
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: he's ever had. The problem they got now is she
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: put it on him like he's never had it before.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: It's been two months now. He thinks he in love
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: with her. But here's the problem. Now. She wants to
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: tell her mama that we've been messing around. What should
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I do? My mama will kill me. First of all,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: your mama gonna kill huck. Let's get that out of
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: the way, because once you start dating a woman's son,
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: she mad at you. Now a lot of men. I
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: think that this is gonna be wonderful because this woman
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: can do some things to you that you've never had
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: done before. But there's also the other side. While y'all
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: loving on each other and everything, if you move into
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: some things you gotta consider because there is a twenty
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: year age difference. That's two generations. Y'all's music is different.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: You don't know who the hell Nack King Coley. You
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: ain't Noboddy Holly concerts, How they hw they, how they hope,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: don't mean nothing to you. She just tears coming down
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: her face when this is gonna and now you don't
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: see boy, you y'all, you ain't ever had a fortified Yeah,
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: you ain't never bought a quarter back. You don't know
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: what a record player is. She got all that your teeth,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: don't pull it in and out. There's the stuff you
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: gotta be ready for when you take these women and
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: ain't told you everything. She got an all peak card,
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: y'all in the restaurant. She don't want to get a discount.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: You're sending up that playing full right, man. So as
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: you get into this relationship, you gotta understand what is
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: it doing. It's more than just y'all got to quit
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: looking at the physicality of it. A relationship is everything,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: and that's what you gotta prepare for. You're gonna be
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: going to the store and you don't know what I'll
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: linament is Brooks snow just because you all right, are
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: you done? You're quite done? Is coming up with our
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: national headlines and news. We'll be back. You're listening all
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: of that. It's next Tuesday. Don't forget that, guys. And
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: uh what I was talking to my wife yesterday and uh,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: she said, baby, when am I gonna see you, and
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: so I said, well, when I leave the Caymans, I
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: have to go to h l A on Thursday tomorrow
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: because I shoot Celebrity Family Feud all weekend. And she said, well,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: when am I gonna see you? I said, well, Monday.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I gotta do a satellite media too, for Green Dot,
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: for these commercials I gotta shoot. She said, okay, Steve,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: But when am I gonna see you? I said, And then, baby,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: I gotta go straight back to Chicago because the talk
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: show tapes Tuesday morning. I gotta do the radio I said, so, Baby,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: now the whole family is going to l A to
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: play Celebrity Family Feud the following weekend. She said, but
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: when am I gonna see us? Turn out and out aggravated. Yeah,
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: because she keep asking, she said, okay, so you're gonna
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: be stupid, huh, I said, baby, what she said Valentine's
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Day is too. I keep asking you when am I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: gonna see you? You can't seem to get it together,
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: So I'm just trying to save you before you make
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: me mad on Valentine and ain't said nothing to me
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: and act like you don't want to see your wife.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: So tell you you're gonna make that adjustment. Hell yeah,
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: you think I'm stupid? Yeah yeah, I'm saying because if
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: you don't do Valentine So Monday, when I get through
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: shooting this commercial, Yeah in l A, I gotta stop through.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't because she wh I'm not
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: follow me if I hadn't hard introduced methanity. Lady, Jimmy
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: history is miss and true. Thanks Steve Shirley. Call everybody
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: out there, this is a trip with the news and
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: miss you. In Louisiana, emergency crews are still checking what's
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: left of the Ninth Ward in New Orleans, which Governor
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: John Bell Edwards says was pummeled yesterday by that wide
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: and powerful tornado. It is amazing how that tornado operated.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: And it kind of bounced back and forth across the hallway.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: It didn't just pursue a straight line, and then it
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: would jump over certain structures and land on others. But
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: but the width of the devastation was unlike any that
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I have seen before. At last count that some forty
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: people reported hurt, but so far no deaths report, at
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: least not yet. However, I thought you say many people
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: came home from work yesterday to find their homes just
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: torn apart. A three judge panel Ninth Circuit Court of
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: Appeals heard pro and con arguments by phone yesterday about
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: that Seattle judge is ruling that to halts the Trump
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: administration's ban on immigrants and refugees. So far, no decision
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: on the matter has been made. We're expecting perhaps before
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: the end of the week. President Trump's choice with Secretary
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: of Education was confirmed yesterday, but Betsy Divoce was only
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: okay after the Vice President, Mike Pence, cast a tie
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: breaking vote. And this was the first time in history
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 1: that a vice president had to do that on the
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: cabinet pick. It was all about snow, and I'm telling
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 1: you a lot of first hey, it was all about
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: snow and confetti. His fans swelled along Super Bowl Parade
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 1: route in Boston yesterday for the New England Patriots. It
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: was the fifth Super Bowl win for coach Bill Belichick
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: and quarterback Tom Brady, who spoke to the crowd about
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: the team serious come from behind victory over the Falcons,
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: and I guess he'd bring that sucker home. Yeah, he
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: did bring that sucker home. By the way, take a
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: Cheeto's break with Chetos. Yeah, believe it or not, somebody
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: has been one hundred thousand dollars on eBay for a Cheeto. Apparently,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: this particular Cheeto looks like the gorilla Harambe, who was
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: you know killing Remember of the inattentive couple let their
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: child into the cave and even though the child was
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: removed safe, that they killed poor Harambe. Anyway, and I
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: need to tell you about some ten thousand people voted
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: for Harambe in this last election. Okay, go figure. But anyway,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: all I know is I love Cheetos much much chet
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: shaped like Harambee, the gorilla they got shot. And somebody
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: has paid a hundred thousand dollars for that Cheeto. That's crazy.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: You can get a gorilla for thirty thousands, have your
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: damn harambeet house and call him everything. Steve Harvey, all right,
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: We're live from seven Mile Beach in the Cayman Islands.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Uh Comfort Sweets Choice Hotels coming up next, We're gonna
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: talk to the brand manager of Choice tells Ms Anne Smith.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: Uh and got details on how you can have a
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: great vacation like we're having. We're having a good time
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: right makes annoys you guys, Yeah, yeah, and just it's
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: beautiful over here there. Little is beautiful. The people are excellent,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: the food is really good, the beach is superb. Weather
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: the weather is excellent. The only thing is that got deep.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: Damn black birds over here they're roaches. They roaches with wings.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: They look they're just standing over there. I had one
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: on my balcony. I'm just gonna tell you. I made
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: an example out of him, and word got out. Don't
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: fly up on the black dudes back because he tripped.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: Bird six A man tak jump on your table while
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: you eat? I mean, sious. Ain't nobody because you know
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: they know they're gonna alright. Our special guest is the
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: vice president of Brand Strategy for Choice Hotels, and she
• 1:21:12
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• 1:21:16
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• 1:21:20
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• 1:21:23
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• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: for your next vacation. Please welcome to the show, our friend,
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: miss and Smith. Morning, Good morning everybody. Oh you sound
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: so good and and you're just beautiful here in the
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: Cayman Islands. Lovely, great, place to get away and have
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: a vacation in the middle of winter. Yes, that's why
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: we came back in. The Comfort brand is transforming coast
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: to coast, and we absolutely love this property, the Comfort
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Sweet seven Mile Beach. Let's talk about some of the
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: great changes at Choice Hotels. Great. You know, at Comfort
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: we have upped our game because we watched guest needs.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: They're changing, so we're changing too, and we have the
• 1:22:07
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• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: been higher. Um, if you haven't seen us lately, you've
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: got to check in so you can check us out.
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: I mean here at the Comfort Sweets at Grand Cayman
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: on seven Mile Beach. There are renovations throughout the hotel.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: The breakfast is upgraded, the bath experience is upgraded from
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  Speaker 1: I love saltwater. I don't fool it around. I can swim. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's good enough to get back up on whatever I
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  Speaker 1: be able to get over to something when I get tired.
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  Speaker 1: then what I can't grab that. I want to see
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  Speaker 1: ocean ain't no bottom, ye, swimming like swimming with dolphins
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  Speaker 1: and all that. Have you ever thought about that? That's fine?
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever know when the animals gonna have a moment.
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  Speaker 1: A dolphin has never had a moment. Dolphin has never
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  Speaker 1: had the moment. You're trying to tell me that a dolphin,
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  Speaker 1: they never took that long nose and jabbed it in
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  Speaker 1: your real cage playing and knocked the wind out of
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  Speaker 1: you underwater. You're trying to tell me that's not a moment.
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  Speaker 1: nep you Sometimes we come back. I'm gonna you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to go to the phones. Let's go to the phones.
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  Speaker 1: How did you know your mate was the one? Or
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: oh what what made you think? Hey, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, let's go back
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  Speaker 1: to the phone, shall we. How did you know that
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 1: your mate was the one? Or we love the or
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: oh when you got him? Yeah, he was wondering what
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: the hell you was thinking about? That has happened? Oh? Yeah,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: everybody's been in one bad relationship where you look at
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: the other person and go, why really, man, what was
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: I think? Exactly? And I'm sure somebody's looked at you
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: as said what was I think? Eight seven seven, twenty nine,
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  Speaker 1: Steve call us. Let's go to line too and talk
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: to Jesse. Hey, Jesse, but one the morning show eyes
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 1: everybody Sherylta. Tommy Jr. Call morning and we're doing good, Jess.
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  Speaker 1: The question is Valentine's Day is coming. When you met
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: your girl, how did you know she was the one?
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: Because me and my girl, well, we've been knowing each
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: other so when we teenagers, but we got together. We've
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: been together now with twenty three years, and that's my
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: wife now. And I know she's the one for me
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: because I gave her one of my kidneys. WHOA, so
• 1:28:31
  Speaker 1: you ain't leave you gave her one? I gave all
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: kidney Mr Harvey one of my kidneys. But George and
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: his wife gave him her kidney too, and they got
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: divorced right after he got it. Sould In. Yeah, well right,
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: well he was a fool because I ain't get I
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: ain't leaving mind of mine, ain't even me and I
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: love your show man. You you're doing great things and
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: I love that morning thought. Thank you? Man? Can you
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: get your Are you an organ donor? Did you check
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: the driver's license block? Are you guys organ donor? No,
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I got sick of sette. I can't get
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: you in one of man. Oh yeah you have it?
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't nobody, won't you. I'd rather go on
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  Speaker 1: to see if I can make it without a kid
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 1: and Junior kidding you start at hand? No, damn price, Ye,
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with Steve? Take it out? You guys embarrassing
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: me all the time. All right, let's go to line
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 1: eight and talk to Jonathan. Hey Jonathan, Yes, yes, sir,
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 1: uh sorry to wake up Jonathan. Yes, how did you
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: know when you met your girl? How did you know
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 1: she was a one? Steve? I knew she was the
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: one because of all everything that we went through. First
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: of almost, let me start from the beginning. Um, I've
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 1: been following her on Facebook for three years. She's a singer.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 1: I've been following her. You know, I would like her
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: uh pictures here and there. I would see her at
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 1: different events. So when I found out, you know, she
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: was singing somewhere, Steve, I put on the best cologne,
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 1: A canfine. I put it on the best blaze acafin
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 1: and I went because I met her in church, so
• 1:30:26
  Speaker 1: I went. I heard a sing, we worshiped, and from
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 1: there on I walked up to her. She's a very
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: private person and you know, everybody don't get a chance
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 1: to talk to her or she's very private. So I
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 1: went up to her. I introduced myself. I said, Hi,
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: how are you doing. I grabbed the hand, I said,
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: how you doing? My name is Jonathan, and if you
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: don't mind, I would like to take you out, and
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: I would like to, you know, take you out on
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 1: the date. So fast forward. We went through so much,
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: We've been through so much, I can't even get all
• 1:31:00
  Speaker 1: into it. But she stayed after everything that we went through,
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 1: we went through some child some tribulations, and she stayed.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: So as of October this year, the twenty second and
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: the Sunday, we will be getting married. You did something. Yeah,
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: I could admit I did some things, but I'm proud
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 1: to say that I learned, I grow from and I
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: can see myself our relationship as being Steve and Margie's
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 1: because she enhanced me. She enhanced my my intellect. She
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: enhanced my wardrobe, and you know she looks out for me,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: and she just don't say that just because she means it.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: So I said, one day, I'm going to have a
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 1: chance to tell the whole world how much April Ricks
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: means to me. So I get today is the day
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 1: that April Ricks means the means the world to me.
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: She's my heart. I can't breathe without it, I can't
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 1: walk with We're like either without her. That's how you
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: that you gotta feel that way about somebody's daughter. For you, guy,
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: you don't feel that way. You're supposed to feel that
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: way about somebody's brought up. But if you can't breathe,
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 1: but good is you? You're dad. He can't breathe without
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: so he went. If he ran to the stole, then
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: what But she ain't left him. He's talking about trying
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: to live without the woman, something obviously don't know nothing about.
• 1:32:31
  Speaker 1: He's really stupid. I don't know why. Girl and the
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: Caymans the country. It's national. It's not just the message.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 1: All right. Uh, let's go to line four and talk
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: to Jennifer out of Texas. Hey, Jennifer, Yeah, how are
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 1: you doing? This morning. Hey, Jennifer, how are you? Jennifer?
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  Speaker 1: How did you know that your guy wasn't one? I'm
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 1: I heard a voice, not an audible voice, but just
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: like a voice, you know when it comes out of
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: your head. And I knew it was from the Lord,
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: and he said, that's the man you're gonna marry. And
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 1: the first thing Lord say that to you, I did, Yeah,
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 1: where were you? Absolutely did? Now let me ask you
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: where were you? I was at a golf course. I
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: had signed up for golf, talking to God on the
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: golf course. No, I didn't make a man. I was
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: talking to him yesterday. Shot here, I'm married a pro.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: I met him at a golf course. I was leaving
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: out the door and thanking him for let me use
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 1: the phone. I turned back and I heard the voice
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: in my head, that's the man you're gonna marry. And
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: the first thing I thought was, I'm gonna marry a
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: black man. Oh, let's talk about Wait a minute. I
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: was fourteen. Has a question for you? You were fourteen
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 1: when we not yes, and he's black and you're not.
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: I'm not. And at fourteen, God told you that you
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: was gonna marry black man. No. Mary No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Course that was a lord huh talking to a fourteen
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  Speaker 1: year old girl. No, I said, he told me that
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: when I was fourteen, and we didn't get married till
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: I was twenty four. Well, okay, because you got married
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: at fourteen, that wasn't the lord answer the case? Yeah,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: oh I got So did you marry him, Jennifer, Yes,
• 1:34:56
  Speaker 1: as I said, and we've been there. It will be
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: twenty three years in October. We got married on I
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: was twenty four. Twenty three years they've been married. All right.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 1: So you are you in your forties now I'm forty seven.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Are you cooking greens? Nice? I've been choking greens all right,
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 1: yams and everything. Huh. Oh, I got it. How your
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: oxtail game? You got it up oxtail? But I had
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: that before I even met the man. How old is he? Well?
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: Now he is fifty two? What my husband is fifty
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: two and I'm seven? Oh? I thought she said sixty
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 1: two and you was fourteen when you met him. Yeah,
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 1: that's fifty. Well if you was fourteen and he's fifty two,
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 1: he was nineteen and you was fourteen? Yes, did he
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: say something to you homework or something? I think the
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: lord if you marry him right now, you're going to jail. Ma'am.
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: This is a very confusing call. I want to thank
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: you for calling messing my jail. I don't know how
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: old you are. I don't know what baby I was talking.
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 1: She was fourteen happy But she's forty seven now and
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: he's fifty two and they've been married for twenty three years.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 1: That's good and train string show all right, coming up,
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: we're going back to the phones. How did you know
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 1: that your current mate was the one? Is the question?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: Or oh, what made you think they was? The war? Yeah,
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 1: everybody's been in the hat. When gotten the bad one happening? People?
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: You're free to call. Just want to call the police
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 1: on when I was just trying to make some money
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: spe my daughter to all my people don't know. Yeah,
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: the question is how did you know your current mate
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 1: was the one? Or? Uh, what made you think she was?
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: But before we go to the phone, Steve, I have
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 1: to ask you because you always have great stories relationships.
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: Minimum seventyips, give us one, give us one. Let me see.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 1: I was twenty two years old. I was at a
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: nightclub in Cleveland. Calls fats. I saw this girl. Man,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: I thought she was like amazing. She was like out
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: of my lead. And I told you in the club
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: way off times and I loved her. I was in
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 1: love with you. She said, you just met me. So
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: I asked her to go to Dinny's and so she
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 1: rode with some girlfriend. So I drove. She got in
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: the car. When I got to the first light, I
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: hated her. What else happened? The worst woman I ever
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: met in my life? She lit a cigarette. She started
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: smoking in the car. I'm going, what you're smoking for?
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: You're pretty? What you're smoking for? You don't tell me
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: what to do. Whow wait a minute, this is I
• 1:38:37
  Speaker 1: just loved you back in the club. You're smoking. I
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 1: just asked her to put the cigarette out in my car.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: You don't tell me what to do? Oh you all
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: you want to walk? Watch this lady. As soon as
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: we got in that Dinny's, hope you got somebody's number?
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, man, I said, I said, you can't
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: get back in the car if you're gonna smoke, sir,
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 1: just take me home. I said, no, Why don't you
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: call somebody whoa you know? I didn't know. That's just
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 1: one I've had so many seventy that's now it's sixty nine.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 1: I met a woman out of swimming pool laying down.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 1: I stood up, We broke up. You're listening to the
• 1:39:36
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• 1:40:24
  Speaker 1: commercial because they've asked me. They said, Steve, your voice
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 1: is to country, we would prefer to Shirley does the
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: lead in off all the breaks. I told him, well,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: you know, as long as you give me my money,
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: I don't care who lead us in. We all on
• 1:40:41
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• 1:40:45
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• 1:40:54
  Speaker 1: in the background, it's because we worked were broadcasting outside.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Next to us a surfboard building company and they're building
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 1: surfboards next story. That's the noise you hear. That's the
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 1: guy making a surfboard. Is real island over here? Yeah?
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 1: Everything is. So we have another story from you coming
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 1: up right. How did you know she was the one?
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 1: Or another date story? Oh, y'all, in hell, you're gonna
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: tell us one. He's bad relationship on him? It was
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 1: that bad. Yeah, kind of years ago. Uh, it's about
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 1: two thousand four. I was a young comedian and one
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 1: night at the Comic Everything. Yeah, still young, but it
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 1: was two thousand four. I just came off stage and
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 1: this girl told me to come in. Said you're really funny.
• 1:42:02
  Speaker 1: You've got a lot of potential, you know, And then
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 1: we started dating for about three months in I didn't
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 1: moved in with, that's all. It took about three month
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 1: while homeless at the time. You know, I was not
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 1: homes home. I couldn't stay at my mama house no
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  Speaker 1: more so, so I said, okay, cool. I said, well, look,
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  Speaker 1: I don't make a lot of money. I said, I
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  Speaker 1: probably I can help out around here with like the
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  Speaker 1: light bill, water bill. That's all I had. So we
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  Speaker 1: had been dating and money had been coming up short
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  Speaker 1: and everything, and I didn't have any money. So the
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  Speaker 1: lights had got cut off. Light that was my responsibility,
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  Speaker 1: and she had been paying it. So fast forward, I
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  Speaker 1: found out exactly how long a woman will believe in
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  Speaker 1: your dream. Eighteen months, that's all she had. I was
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  Speaker 1: on the couch, sleep in the dog because the lights
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  Speaker 1: were known. She just came in and said, get up,
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  Speaker 1: get up, and get out, and she had already packed
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  Speaker 1: my stuff. I didn't even know she was in the
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  Speaker 1: dog getting my clothes together. She filled around in the throng,
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  Speaker 1: got air fing, put my stuff on the porch with me,
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  Speaker 1: and called my mama, told her come get your son.
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  Speaker 1: He I thought that was the one, But that's it.
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  Speaker 1: Eighteen months. If you ain't got I don't care what
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  Speaker 1: it is you're doing. You're a plumber. If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: fixing pipes in eighteen months, they is through. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what your dream is. If you if you're a
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  Speaker 1: truck driving, you ain't on the road of eighteen months,
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  Speaker 1: they don't do it no more months. Tommy, Man, my
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  Speaker 1: worst one is I had a girl. You got mad
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  Speaker 1: at me because I accidentally slept with her mama. Accident.
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  Speaker 1: But it was an accident, and you are to be
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  Speaker 1: able to forgive me for an accident. Now once you
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  Speaker 1: tell me if you're gonna leave, the dough crack and
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  Speaker 1: you're the second dough on the right, but the way
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  Speaker 1: you was looking at it, you was really the second
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  Speaker 1: dough on the left. So if I go in the
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  Speaker 1: second though on the right, and I'm in there with
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  Speaker 1: your mama, the lights was all see all this is
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  Speaker 1: an accident. But when you woke up the door and
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  Speaker 1: see me with your mama, that don't mean we got
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  Speaker 1: the break off. What we got. You just got to
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  Speaker 1: accept the fact that you gave me the wrong direction.
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  Speaker 1: Bad you gave me the wrong direction. This is an accident.
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  Speaker 1: I accidentally slept with your mama. Happened, So you didn't
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  Speaker 1: smell a liniment. Ah, I'm I'm sorry, And if you're
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  Speaker 1: still listening, I'm sorry. I didn't mean but the fact
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  Speaker 1: that you broke up with me, I continued to a
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  Speaker 1: Oh God, we'll be back to close out of the show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we are broadcasting live from Comfort Tweets on
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  Speaker 1: seven Mile Beach and Grand came in Island. Mason is
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  Speaker 1: our gracious owner and host. And again this year, thank
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  Speaker 1: you to Comfort Sweet team in Islands. It is a
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  Speaker 1: place to be. We also want to say, um, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: and thank you to Miss Rose Boden, to the beautiful
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  Speaker 1: Miss Boden. She's a hotel. She's so sweet. I can
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  Speaker 1: feel your energy hospitality. Yes, and thanks. We have a
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  Speaker 1: live audience out here. We really do. Yeah, we do,
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  Speaker 1: don't we don't we don't we? Yeah, you can hear them.
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  Speaker 1: You can hear them. It's early, but it's nice. Uh.
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  Speaker 1: Scuba diving lessons going on in the pool over here.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to learn how to scuba dive, you
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  Speaker 1: gotta come over here. Uh huh, you think we should?
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  Speaker 1: We always go back today. But Steve has one more
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  Speaker 1: story for us when we come back, Just one more
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  Speaker 1: about how did you know your maid is the one?
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  Speaker 1: But uh, his stories are always so crazy. We'll we'll
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  Speaker 1: hear what happened to me? And I want to get
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  Speaker 1: that ye love me? But it's so pretty, isn't it.
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  Speaker 1: I came out of Chicago. So what is doing down here?
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  Speaker 1: It ain't doing that right? Right? I left Chicago? It
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 1: was too Why why would it be too ya? I
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  Speaker 1: walked out my building one morning dorm and said, come on,
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  Speaker 1: a miss, I said, how are you doing? I looked
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  Speaker 1: at my iPhone. My iPhone said one degree? Why would
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 1: you even put what is a degree? Just put a
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  Speaker 1: zero on there and then you know what I want?
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  Speaker 1: What outside? I do like this a week, damn, And
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: I learned something. Never take your lips off your teeth
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  Speaker 1: when the zero degree got open them out. Keep your
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  Speaker 1: helps over your teeth at all time. I got all
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  Speaker 1: my teeth cracks all right. Before we get out of here, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta give us one more story you said you had.
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  Speaker 1: But do we finish having a bad relationship? I dated
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  Speaker 1: a girl off in college and we went to an
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  Speaker 1: amusement park and I told the girl, you know, look,
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  Speaker 1: I got enough money to get us in and we
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 1: can eat one time. Okay, So we're passing by, you
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  Speaker 1: know how the games, and you know the real heavy
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  Speaker 1: milk jugs that you throw the softball and try to
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  Speaker 1: knock all of them off to stand she's standing there,
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 1: she wanted one of these damn dogs. I'm just throwing. Huh.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm knocking all of them off, but one sometimes leaving
• 1:48:05
  Speaker 1: to I just couldn't get them. Talked about four temps.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I ain't got no money for this hill,
• 1:48:12
  Speaker 1: she said, but I want the dog. I said, look,
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  Speaker 1: I told you I got money we can eat one time.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're cutting into the food money trying to win
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  Speaker 1: this damn dog. And so I went on and said, man,
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  Speaker 1: let me jump and take three more shots, right And
• 1:48:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't knock him over. I said, baby, let's said.
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  Speaker 1: I can't win it. She stood at there and started
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  Speaker 1: crying behind the dog. I couldn't win the dog. Don't
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 1: nobody winning the dog wanted it though. She started crying.
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  Speaker 1: Now we only got eleven dollars left because I don't
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  Speaker 1: throw nine dollars in the damn jibs ain't knocking. I
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  Speaker 1: got nine dollars in this dog. Right now. I'm looking
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 1: at the man like, hey, man, I can gave you nine.
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  Speaker 1: Give me something, give me a puppy or something. He said, Shaw,
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  Speaker 1: you got to knock him all of that. The girl
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: just still at that crowning, wouldn't stop crying. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about crying. Crazy cry showed the shaking crap. I walked
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  Speaker 1: to the car, got in my car, drove off. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not gonna be able to fix this. I'm eighteen years old.
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  Speaker 1: I don't I didn't have skills for women who cried.
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  Speaker 1: Yet I didn't know how to You know, when I
• 1:49:25
  Speaker 1: was eighteen, I didn't know what to do with a
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 1: woman that cried. You know, my wife cried. Now I
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 1: know how to fix it, But at eighteen, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have crisskey. We're just supposed to be having fun, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about you. When you crying, she
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 1: started crying. I walked off, got in the car, and
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 1: drove home. Man, at least respect the nine dollar you know,
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 1: we're just supposed tot least drop a back off at
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  Speaker 1: the house, though, But she was crying. She was crying.
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  Speaker 1: She can't get in the car crying. What am I
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  Speaker 1: gonna say to you in this car crying? We gotta
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  Speaker 1: drive out back to campus. H So what am I
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: gonna do if you don't stop crying? I don't have
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 1: christ you. I can't buy their two years away. I
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 1: couldn't get a watch make her stop crying. I couldn't
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: give a trill. You know, my wife cry, I can
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 1: get a trill. Yeah, I can make her stop from
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  Speaker 1: That's where it starts though, When you're eight, Yeah, that's
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: when you learn you don't need a woman. You don't
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