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Steve's Grandkids, Cheating Genders, B-words, Black Folks Checks and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on the back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: the milking buck bus things in its tubbles. Good it,
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  Speaker 1: Steve har listen to movie together for Studley. I don't
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  Speaker 1: join ya, join me in doing me. Honey. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn, turn, turn, You got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: then turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back. Uh huh, I shall will. Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the voice, Come on dig me now,
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey Man got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Wow man, how good has God been to me? You know? Today?
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  Speaker 1: Let me get right to it because I'm I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of feeling this today, and I'm pretty sure that's just
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  Speaker 1: quite a few of you who go through the same
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  Speaker 1: things today. Today was just a little tough morning for
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  Speaker 1: me because I didn't want to leave home yesterday. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I want to stay home a little. I just gotten home,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I gotta go again. And sometimes, you know,
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  Speaker 1: just the weight of all that you have to do
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  Speaker 1: just gets on you sometimes and sometimes you don't feel
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  Speaker 1: like doing it today. Huh. You know, I'm just talking
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  Speaker 1: to those who feel this way every now and then,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm assuming that would be everybody, because I don't
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  Speaker 1: know nobody who can just ply through this thing without
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  Speaker 1: having those days. Well, what do you do when it
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  Speaker 1: gets hard to stay up? What do you do when
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  Speaker 1: it gets hard to be positive? What do you do
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  Speaker 1: when it seems like things aren't happening for you fast
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  Speaker 1: enough or in the time frame that you thought it
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  Speaker 1: was going. What do you do? And the reason that
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  Speaker 1: I guess I chose to speak about this this morning
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  Speaker 1: is because I'm having one of those days. Because I
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  Speaker 1: had one of those days yesterday. It's just a tough day.
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  Speaker 1: I really can't explain. It's nothing really in particular bad happened.
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  Speaker 1: It's just I think the weight of all that's going
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  Speaker 1: on started to feel heavy to me. And so what
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  Speaker 1: do you do when when you have days like that,
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  Speaker 1: when it's hard to be positive, when it's hard to
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  Speaker 1: stay up? Okay, here's what I had to start doing
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  Speaker 1: this morning. Now I haven't completed it. Can I just
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  Speaker 1: be real with you? Haven't completed it, but I am
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  Speaker 1: processing it out because I know what to do. You know,
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  Speaker 1: been there, done that, I didn't had that pain before.
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  Speaker 1: I know what to do you know if I sprain
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  Speaker 1: my finger, I know what to do? Now? You know
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  Speaker 1: the first spring I had a lord, I thought it
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  Speaker 1: was broke. I thought I got me handac half. But
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  Speaker 1: now if I spray my finger, I know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: So since I've been in this position, in this hole
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  Speaker 1: so many times before and God has always gotten me
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  Speaker 1: through it, I decided I've got to start the process today.
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  Speaker 1: Want to hear are some things Now I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: to the big one last. And one of the things
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  Speaker 1: I do is I remember the plan, sit down, and
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  Speaker 1: I consciously think about the goals I've set. I go
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  Speaker 1: over them. See, I've gotten mine down on an iPad
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  Speaker 1: so I can pull them out anywhere I am and
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  Speaker 1: pull them up. And I've got two lists that I've made.
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  Speaker 1: I've got a list of things that I know I
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  Speaker 1: can accomplish if I just keep working hard, and if
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  Speaker 1: some couple of things just fall into place that I
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  Speaker 1: can see. Then I got a list of things that
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  Speaker 1: I'm planning on accomplishing. And then I have a second list.
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  Speaker 1: And the heading of this list is called only God
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  Speaker 1: can help me now. And on this list it's things
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  Speaker 1: that I'm aspiring for or things that I'm hoping to
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  Speaker 1: that in order for them to happen, I absolutely have
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  Speaker 1: to have God's help. That's my favorite list. It's the
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  Speaker 1: list that I have of the things that I don't
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  Speaker 1: see no way it can happen. I'm just operating on
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  Speaker 1: faith and the hope that God hear me, and so sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: when you gotta when I have this list of who
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  Speaker 1: only God can help me, now, that list is stuff
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  Speaker 1: that I cannot see. I'm just operating on faith that
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  Speaker 1: God is so much bigger than me, that he's so
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  Speaker 1: much more capable than I am, that I can actually
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  Speaker 1: acquire some things in my life, as He's proven to
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  Speaker 1: me time and time again up to this point, that
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  Speaker 1: He's willing to do for me if I'm willing to
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  Speaker 1: just give him some of my life. That's the only
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  Speaker 1: why I can't explain my existence today. You know, I
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  Speaker 1: began the conversation with my wife, how do I write
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  Speaker 1: a book that becomes so wildly successful? That would be God?
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  Speaker 1: That's only God. Because if you can plan to sit
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  Speaker 1: down and write a wildly successful book, I'd have Benden
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  Speaker 1: sat down and did it, and so would you, So
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  Speaker 1: that would be God. How it got purchased to become
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  Speaker 1: a movie when that was not my intent when I
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  Speaker 1: wrote the book at all. Again, that would be God, right,
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  Speaker 1: there has to be, because if I can't explain it
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  Speaker 1: and it is by no doing of my own, then
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  Speaker 1: who did it? So when I get down in days
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  Speaker 1: like this, I remember the goal. I remember the plan.
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  Speaker 1: I remember the journey. I think about of all the
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  Speaker 1: things God has bought me to how did I even
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  Speaker 1: get to this point. Yeah? I might be having a
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  Speaker 1: little bummer of a day. Yeah I was a little
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  Speaker 1: down yesterday. Yeah, my bio rhythms is off, whatever they
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  Speaker 1: want to call it. Yeah, I'm just having one of
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  Speaker 1: those days. I feel a little bit heavy. I need
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  Speaker 1: a vacation real bad. I need some time off to
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  Speaker 1: just go and regenerate. But right now, man, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got that. So guess what I do. I gotta start
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  Speaker 1: remembering the plan. I gotta start remembering the goals. I
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  Speaker 1: gotta start thinking about all the things that God has
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  Speaker 1: done for me and how He has bought me this
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  Speaker 1: far and the blessings that I have instead of what
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  Speaker 1: I don't have. And that's what I'm in the process
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  Speaker 1: of doing this morning, and on the commercial breaks, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna pull out my iPad and I'm gonna go over
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  Speaker 1: my two lists, and I'm gonna read my little list
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  Speaker 1: of what I think I can accomplish, and I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: really read that only God can help Me now list,
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  Speaker 1: because that's the list that's big. That's the part where
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  Speaker 1: I've been telling y'all. I said, quit telling God how
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  Speaker 1: big your problems are, and start telling your problems how
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  Speaker 1: big your God is. See. And that's why I got
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  Speaker 1: to sit down and do this morning. And then sometimes, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got to stay still. That's the other part. You
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  Speaker 1: got to stay still. You gotta quit moving for a second,
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  Speaker 1: because sometimes it feel like you're running on a treadmill
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  Speaker 1: and you really ain't you going somewhere, but it feel
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  Speaker 1: like you're running on a treadmill. Well, when you get
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  Speaker 1: that feeling, sometimes you gotta stay still. And then when
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  Speaker 1: you stay still, sometimes you gotta fight to stay positive.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta fight not to let the devil win.
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  Speaker 1: You're in a fight, mam. I told you this. Now
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  Speaker 1: you're in a fight now, So trying to get you
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  Speaker 1: to get on that positive train so he can get
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  Speaker 1: you off the faith train. So God's delivery package that's
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  Speaker 1: coming to you built on your faith that you can.
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  Speaker 1: He can shake your faith and get you to thinking
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  Speaker 1: negative and then he wins. See. So when you start
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  Speaker 1: feeling negative, just know that that's the other force trying
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  Speaker 1: to throw you off track. And when you get through
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  Speaker 1: it all that he is the key, the big When
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  Speaker 1: you want me tell it, you got to pray, man,
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  Speaker 1: You got to pray. You gotta take it to God.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta say, hey, God, look I'm having one of
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  Speaker 1: these days. I need your help. I got business to
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  Speaker 1: take care of. You got blessings in front of me.
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  Speaker 1: You got stuff you to ship to me. You got
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  Speaker 1: blessings and packages that's on the way. I need to
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  Speaker 1: be sitting on Faith streets so I can receive the
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  Speaker 1: delivery when you get there. What I don't want to
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  Speaker 1: do is be it on be on doubted Way or
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  Speaker 1: or lack of Understanding Parkway, or Pity Parkway or some
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  Speaker 1: street like that, and the package keep going by. I
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  Speaker 1: need to be standing and sitting on Faith Street so
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  Speaker 1: when you drop that package down to me, I can
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  Speaker 1: go on and get it. You feel me. You got
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  Speaker 1: to pray. You got to stay still, you gotta fight
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  Speaker 1: to stay positive. You gotta remember the plan. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: go over the goals. Come on, man, God and brought
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  Speaker 1: you too far, Come on, pick yourself up. Today. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to Steve Harvey this morning. Hope y'all didn't mind
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  Speaker 1: you're listening. Ladies and gentlemen, we are here. The Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show is alive and well on this blessed morning.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning world. Thank you Lord for this wonderful day.
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  Speaker 1: Today is the day that the Lord has made. Come on, boy,
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  Speaker 1: just rejoice and be glad any and that I am.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, thank you Lord for another opportunity, another chance
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  Speaker 1: to get it right. Man, Father God, I thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you for forgiving me, for extending your grace
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  Speaker 1: and mercy to me thousands upon thousands of time. I
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  Speaker 1: asked you that you continue with this grason mercy because
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  Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna need it at least a thousand more.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. This is the Confessional Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: I'm want everybody confess to something they did wrong. Shechirley Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: what have you done wrong lately? Oh? Well, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: let me say that's how you open up the show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but I just didn't know what you've done wrong lately. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I did say I was gonna cook more, you will.
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  Speaker 1: I said that to you guys this year, in two
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  Speaker 1: thousand nineteen. Well, thank god for that. Yeah, but I
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  Speaker 1: haven't you have a corner. What have you done wrong lately?
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  Speaker 1: Your morning, Steve? What have you received greatful forgiveness? You
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  Speaker 1: know you've done. Oh, let's see what have I done?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've been kind of I don't know, kind
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  Speaker 1: of tired lately. I've been I don't know, kind of
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  Speaker 1: short your husband or the baby. My husband. I apologize, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I did apologize. I do. I do. And he's such
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  Speaker 1: a loving, forgiving man, so it's all good. He said,
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  Speaker 1: I got you, baby. I'm working hard to we in
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  Speaker 1: this together, we building this empire. That's right, Junior. Good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What do you have to confess this morning? Good morning?
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  Speaker 1: He don't take me long at all. I want to
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  Speaker 1: apologize for what I've done wrong. I have been blocking
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  Speaker 1: all my sisters calls. Oh, Junior, Yeah, ok, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: this got heavy. This is yes, it is okay. I
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  Speaker 1: want to confess walking through the living room all the
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  Speaker 1: way to the washroom naked in front of my kids.
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  Speaker 1: Just trying to give my wife a hint. Oh things
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  Speaker 1: that she overlooking around here. That's all. That's all I
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  Speaker 1: have been much to see. Hey, well, confession, okay, what
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  Speaker 1: is your His confession was stupid? Well this is good confessional.
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  Speaker 1: I confession. I don't like watching my grandkids. I don't
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  Speaker 1: you know all the people talk it's wonderful being a grandparent.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get it. You have beautiful grandchildren. There's a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful They cracked me up. I don't like watching what
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  Speaker 1: too much? Stop? Put that down? Where you're going? We
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  Speaker 1: get out off of that now. I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: to find pepper pig. I don't care to Joe pass
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  Speaker 1: look at do something else bother me? Now, you can't
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  Speaker 1: drank no McCallum, get put down, Scott, Scott da. You're
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in here, Papa smoke because he won't do
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  Speaker 1: quit asking me. They ask you everything, Papa, Why are
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  Speaker 1: you smoke? Because I'm grown? Steve, you gotta work that
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  Speaker 1: damn a callum down for your pass out. You have
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  Speaker 1: to work on your patience, sir, you do. I don't
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  Speaker 1: have no whole like watching my grandkids. That's my confession.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the Steve Harvard Morning Children. All right, right back, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we will it thirty two after you're listening to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve. Before we went to break,
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  Speaker 1: we were all making confessions. I don't cook enough. Carlos snap,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy uh was naked. Junior doesn't take his sister's calls.
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  Speaker 1: And you, sir, said, you don't like watching your beautiful grandkids.
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  Speaker 1: And they are beautiful, they are? And why what is
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  Speaker 1: that about your lead? I don't like watching them? Get him.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of time. Should have been here.
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  Speaker 1: Always gotta tell him something, boy, Get out off of
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  Speaker 1: the stop pulling her hair? Why y'all argus? Papa Rose
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  Speaker 1: won't let me. Well your baby, you don't need to
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  Speaker 1: look hill. But I don't like Pepper Pig u Glass cartoon.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking pigs sitting up in hill, Papa, Let's watch
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  Speaker 1: Pepper Pig. Papa don't like understand Papa like watching Sports
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  Speaker 1: Center and seeing it and Netflix. That's what I'm gonna watch, Brave, Papa.
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  Speaker 1: I want to drink of that. You can't drink McCall
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  Speaker 1: and don't ask me no damn the grandkid Scotch. Where
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  Speaker 1: is Marjorie. That's why they'd be having me watching that. Papa.
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  Speaker 1: We want a bad time story. Your papa don't know
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  Speaker 1: no day you dude, you know greater. I'm a story teller.
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  Speaker 1: But they don't be. They ain't done that kids post
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  Speaker 1: the hill? Do they lead the kids with you, like
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  Speaker 1: like lead the house and yeah, you know they'll go
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  Speaker 1: to no Booze or something they know I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to go. Then they're watching, okay, watching kids, so I
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  Speaker 1: don't put them in the movie theater room. I got
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  Speaker 1: the big screen. All I got cartoons, I mean little movies,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the Incredibles and all this hill. They're gonna
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  Speaker 1: talk and ask questions all damn, yeah, why are you
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  Speaker 1: in there? Are you? You're in there with them? Now
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  Speaker 1: it's next to my office, so you know, but this
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  Speaker 1: is wiproof room. What is I leave? And then they're
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  Speaker 1: coming in and prop Emily who is emminly? No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know none of these right here. I don't like none.
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  Speaker 1: Then my kids because I'm bought all of the iPads
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. Dad, we don't want our children raised on iPad.
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  Speaker 1: Q're dropping them off over here. But they lead the
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  Speaker 1: iPad for they need somebody to talk to. Other things
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  Speaker 1: and meat and your kids. Aren't your grandkids vegan or something?
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  Speaker 1: Aren't there two of them vegan? That's another thing coming
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  Speaker 1: in here. Cary left bj Whitney one time. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 1: he came in my office. I was eating some ribs
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  Speaker 1: and I gave it, you know, and he was just
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  Speaker 1: over Joe. His eyes got big. He kept looking at any.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't eat it a little bit more, guinny to look
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  Speaker 1: at it, didn't eat a little bit more. Carl came
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  Speaker 1: in here, Daddy, what did you give him? I said,
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  Speaker 1: eating the real He don't eat meat? I said, yes,
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  Speaker 1: he does right now. And we don't do that at
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  Speaker 1: our house. You ain't ask your coming in here asking me?
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  Speaker 1: Man and raised the kids. Watch these kids. I watched
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  Speaker 1: these kids like I won't to how long they've been
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  Speaker 1: in the water until they look like all of that. While, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you some No. I put them in
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  Speaker 1: the swimming pool with their little raft round where they
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  Speaker 1: can't they can't climb out of it and they can't
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  Speaker 1: fall move around. That's it. So like if if the
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  Speaker 1: little girls stay over Rose and Ell or something, do
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  Speaker 1: you have to comb their hair and stuff? Oh? No, no,
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  Speaker 1: So you just got the babies looking crazy if they
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  Speaker 1: take a nap. The girls, okay, how they look, they're cute.
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  Speaker 1: They's nighttime, go to bed. But they're so smart, man.
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  Speaker 1: They vocabulists extensive. They be talking. They ask you questions, Papa.
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  Speaker 1: So you know I was leaving one morning, Papa, where
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  Speaker 1: are you going or something? Going to work? Papa? Why
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  Speaker 1: you always go to work? Because y'all always eating groceries,
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  Speaker 1: That's why I always. It's a good answer too, because
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  Speaker 1: y'all are wanted to ask me getting skating rinks for
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  Speaker 1: your damn party and ice skating rinks. We had a
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  Speaker 1: damn raindeer and the y'all who you think pay for
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  Speaker 1: this one? Oh my goodness, you're yelling. Ain't really that's
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  Speaker 1: we bought the black Santa Claus back here. You know
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  Speaker 1: how much he cost? White was way cheap because there's
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  Speaker 1: more of them. There's more of them. Your black Santa
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  Speaker 1: Clauses hack comply. Yeah, then you gotta get one that
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  Speaker 1: really know how to be Santa Claus. You can't hand
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  Speaker 1: no fat black dude. Back then, it was some blue key,
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  Speaker 1: you stupid bottom. Why you always working? Y'all keep eating?
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  Speaker 1: But They don't understand that. See, you have to talk
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  Speaker 1: to them, you know, on their level. White Santa Claus
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  Speaker 1: is way cheap. You can't how much things cost. They
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  Speaker 1: don't understand that they need to learn this year, just
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  Speaker 1: the real world. Yeah, they don't get it. They just
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  Speaker 1: know that young young for one to learn. Just have
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  Speaker 1: these life lessons. To learn those lessons. And they ain't
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  Speaker 1: too young to own the eight hundred dollars. They're not
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  Speaker 1: too young to ride in this damn Lamborghini coste. The
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  Speaker 1: hell we got costa designer coste. All the little grandkids
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  Speaker 1: got luxury automobiles plugged up in the inner garage. They
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  Speaker 1: got a little convertible business they drive when they come home. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: So they tell about so one on battery ran. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's battery run out because he ride every damn So,
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  Speaker 1: no one comes telling me Pap, Papa, my carl, don't
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  Speaker 1: work where it's or go do something else. Pull your
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  Speaker 1: damn lipp in and go do something else. Going that
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  Speaker 1: damn TP I spent all that money for back then,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, they do have a Lamborghini car. Sleep
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  Speaker 1: doesn't tell me I ain't making this hard good, ain't
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  Speaker 1: no to me. I got everything sitting up in here
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  Speaker 1: talking now like watching my that's my confession. Okay, ten
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  Speaker 1: minute confessions. I think we're clearly. I think we're really clear. Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I want to cos see you want this up? You
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  Speaker 1: want one for yourself? I put the Jordan one either.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: I mean, dude, you can fit in it though. All right,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: we'll be back with the nephew and run that prank.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you for your birthday right after that.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Day Morning show right now, it is
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: a nephew. He's here. It's time to run that Frank back,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: neph what you got. Neighborhood Watch? Neighborhood watch? Get ready
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: to getting ready to get ready to get ready to
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: neighborhood watch. Hello, I'm trying to reach Johnny. Yeah, it's Johnny. Okay,
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: you're the one to be doing the neighborhood watching. You'll
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: be walking your dog doing the neighborhood watch? Is that you?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Who's this is this Johnny? Who is this man? This
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: is PREJ? Answer my question? Are you Johnny? On your road?
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: On your road? I'm Johnny and I do the neighborhood Watch?
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Who is the damn PJ Man? Don't call my phone
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: yell at me charging me up. Hey, man, only the
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: blue streets over from you. Okay, And you're supposed to
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: be the neighborhood watchman, but that ain't what you're doing now.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't caught you looking in the window at my wife.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: When I came outside. You was halfway down the street,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: you and your damn dog. So you ain't watching the neighborhood.
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: You're looking trying to see something in the window. That's
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: what you're doing, picking something. Please, I don't look. I'm
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: doing my job, man, I do my I do my job,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: do the neighborhood watch. I make sure people ain't bringing
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: no body houses. I gotta wife. What the hell I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: want to look at somebody else's wife. I got a
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: pizza at home. I want you need to stay over
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: looking people, to looking through people. Wonder man, you're supposed
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: to be watching a neighborhood, not watching my wife. When
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: you say you live against because we went, I live
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: too strict. You know what, I'm gonna tell you what though,
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what damn people, Tom. I'm gonna show
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: you what a damn pezpa Tom is. Now, I'm gonna
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: show you what no, I'm gonna start looking through your
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: window looking at your wife. See but nothing pete, mister John.
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: But but bringing you over here, I want you to look.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: I want you to look at my damn window. Who
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: the hell is this? I ain't got time for this, man.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: I got a job, I got a mortgage, I got kids.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't got time for this. Man. Don't look at
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: a job, man, don't don't find a job. I got
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: a head job. I got a job for when I'm
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: at work. You gotta job, Yeah, you got a job.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Cling like a damn talking by somebody looking at your
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Why dobody look at you? Damn white man got a job.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: But when I'm at home, I'm wondering if you're the
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: back of the hour looking through the window at my wife.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Please come to my damn house. Please, I'm coming later
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: than to look through the window. Fine, Remember the hell
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Calling me? Tell my people and
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: it's just damn white you know body, that's what you've
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: been doing. Man's no white. You probably ain't got no wife.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: You're probably near to him, damn midget or something. You're
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: talking about, man, tell about not people at your wife.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: You got the water wife and you were gonna wonder,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: and I'm yer, I'm watching the neighborhood. But that ain't
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: work I'm doing. I'm gonna take come over here now,
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: since you're a round the neighborhood. You three streets whatever,
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: how many streets whatever? You are for me? Come night now.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: I'm stand outside with my dog pushing on your I
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: want you to come by one. I'm coming later the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: night when she is at that shower the same way
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: you were looking through my one. Please just come by,
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: don't wait, just come by now, please, and I'll get
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: that way with I don't talk about it right now,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: but I'm playing somebody with me. You won't work. I'm
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: getting ready to slow down so I could get ready
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: and ten of my business. Man, I'm getting ready to
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: gold work again in the day. Man, what the hell
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: are you talking about? Bro? I got two damn jobs.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: I got a job to what I'm doing to day
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: and at night and in between I do the neighborhood. Watch.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: I'm doing your service. I'm helping your lazy you stop.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: You're watching people looking to see if they're looking at
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: your dad. Watch. Why don't you get you a second
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: job or something? Man, worn't you Google. Why don't you
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: look at muster dot com or something? What the hell
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: is wrong with you? Coming? Men? I'm peeping at your
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: day on watch many don't you ever call me when? No?
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: The who the hell is this anyway? Yeah? Who the
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: hell is this? Because I'm got something for you. Who
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: is gonna tell you who it is? This is nephew
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harbor Morning Show. You just got
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: prayked by your wife Tricia, and they want baby. They
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: ain't right, baby, John, ain't baby, They ain't right. Then
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you got me man, because I said, ain't nobody to
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: gonna get me on? No, Frank, Man, I don't fom
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: that man, Damn frank. Your wife told me you do
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: the neighborhood. Watch oh man, she said you do the neighborhood.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You walk, you know, because what you gotta Rode Wall
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: told me that's why I use niggers. I want to
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: be safe. They just can't something happening. I just stick
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: my rock fell on that. Then you got me bad that.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: You you got me bad man. You're good. I'm good. Bang.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get her though, all right. Let me ask
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: you this though, what else the baddest and I'm talking
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land made the
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey shown to Ambo to say something, you play
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: too much, you pay to baby. We're jumping stupid off
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: that is. But you don't want to miss the Comedy
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  Speaker 1: Laugh Fest Deep Center twenty night, Atlanta, GA. We will
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  Speaker 1: be at the State Farm Arena. That's Centric the entertainer
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  Speaker 1: d L. Hugly, dionco Oh Bruce Bruce in the building
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: and hosted by yours truly nephew, Tommy. That's State Farm Arena.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: That's Atlanta, GA. That's Deep Center the twenty night What
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: tickets on sale right now? Comedy Laugh Fest? What are
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: we talking about? All right, We'll be back with more
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after. You're listening
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, so let's talk
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: about cheating. It's time for something funny. The age old question.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Why do we cheat? We? I said we because the
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: new report reveals that women who cheat are lonely, virile,
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: and most of them don't work like strong, you know,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: like strong, um uh yeah, no, no, no, not just capable, yeah,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: just just strong. And you know, why wouldn't they have
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: said that? Yeah? Body build I would have, yes, yes, yeah, yeah, good, strong, capable,
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: they can get the job done. And most of them
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: don't work. They're stay at home like homemakers or house
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: ah okay, but the women that cheat, that's for women.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Ain't my wife at home. She's to stay at home mom, right,
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: she get moving all right. So that's what we're saying
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: about women. Now, men who cheat are tall? What what
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: the study shows the cheat? They're smart huh, and they
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: have good jobs with money and they're or they're rich
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: anmus because you're short, you're stupid. Well he's broke. Well
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: he ain't broke, but his cause they say they have
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: good jobs. You have a good job with money, or
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: you're rich. All right. The study also finds that men
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: who cheat because of lust, arrogance, and their ego. Oh
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: now that's true. That's true. They they're either lustful, they're arrogant,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: or their ego, while women do it because they start
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: feeling the elected by their partner. Okay, yeah, that's so good. Yeah, yeah,
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: all right. So we'll start with you, Steve has I
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: know you're happily married. Now this is in the Yeah
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: we love Marjorie. We got all that. Yeah, we're talking
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: about your past. It's all we have to draw up
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: on now. Well, I don't know how. Only back then
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: was tall, I was dirt. Okay, Well, has a woman
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: ever cheated on you that you'll admit? Well oh hell yeah,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: oh yeah. The problem was she won't come out and
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: say oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I know how you find out?
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: You know how she know because the way she know empidence.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Oh also you follow evidence because usually women are smarter
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: about we're better at Yeah. Well, you know if somebody
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: tell on you that don't really like you, so somebody
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: just rat it on it. I hate to tell you
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: this niched yea a girl or man? Of course it
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: was a girl. She wanted you, yeah, yeah, and then
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I let her her. Then you go. She told you
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: after she told me she had her, so you were
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: broken up. I got to pull me back to other.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: I would never do you that way. I bet you
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: would feel so bad for you bad. I'm gonna lay
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: on my shoulder like that, no problem. What, yes, I
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: know you hurt? Yes? Okay, yeah, some hurt. Yeah, let's
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: hear from thee as a woman ever cheated on you?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: For show, I walked in and saw it. What Yes,
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: I don't believe it, really, yeah, and and Holland and
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: the way, I ain't never ever heard you Holly like this.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You know, he must have been tall and smart. And
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: that's how y'all gonna go back around. What did you do? Tommy?
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: The dude ran down the hall but naked, and the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: girl just stood there looking at me, And I said, really,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that's all you said? Was really you cock a doodle?
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: For you never heard you cock a doodle? That did?
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: That was stating? Man, he really hurt you. My child
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: was cock a doodlen Wow when you was in there?
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: All she was doing with this he just doing rooster
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: calls in the morning, Tommy. And that's fascinated from the country, right,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: so you know, you know, my god, is that sexy?
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Is she cock line? Tommy stalling that the whole time?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: Got to listen, he out there crying and they kind
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: of out there crying in the hall. Then, So then
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: did it make you like, you know, get on your
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: game more so you can get Yeah, it didn't seem
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: she's still a clock all right, more of this crazy
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning show. All right, these are words? Yes, yes,
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: did you guys constantly mess up? It's just no, it's
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: all right, I believe so, No, you're standing wrong step
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: so that I believe, so keeping I believe? So? How
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: is that so hard that I like that? I'm about
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: to come? That's still wrong. It's about together, about together,
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: that's it. You've been long enough. Now I'm about to go.
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: What you going to do? About to go about? I'm
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: about to go, guys, okay, all right? And and about
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: this word about it's about by the way about it's
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: about to go that it's about to go upside your head?
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah about? Yeah? All right? How about this one? Bring
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: one back for me? As in can you bring one
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: back for me? Song? What what'd you say? Bring one
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: back for me? As in? Can you bring one back
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: for me? When you go to the stove? You didn't
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: upsodom bring back one too? Yeah? Yeah, all know? That
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: sounds all right? Can you back that up for me? Please? No? No,
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: that is the proper way to say it. It's back up.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: What did you do it? Backed up? Backed up? Backed up?
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Right up? It sounds that's even mold like you don't
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: let me go off? Director Okay, go teach you how
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: to talk. How to talk? Say it didn't happen, It
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: didn't happen, bload it not blew it missed that what
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you? You flo Okay this you guys, get
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: this mixed up all the time, messed up. Panties bloom.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what you know? That is panties. Yeah,
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: h What wouldn't make you? I got one? What would
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: make you? Leave a fight? Leave a club real early.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: So you're in the club, you're having a good time.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: You got to get about of Oh, let's go. They're
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: about to fight, about fight, about to fight. I gotta
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: get up in here because I feel like they're about
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: to fight. Orfense to fight the fight last one. Okay, gorgeous, gorgeous.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: You're listening, all right, guys, it is time for comedy roulette. Please,
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Jay set this one up for us. Tell us. And
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: it's so important to explain this because we get new
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: listeners every day and we're doing a different segment that
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: people are not aware of. So that's why I take
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: the time to explain comedy. And it's very simple. You
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: take force subjects and you put them on a wheel
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: and you take them on the wheel, you spun the wheel,
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: and which stop? We can do the damn thing because
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: we's comedians were good, sir. All right, here we go.
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: These are the subjects for today. Things you can do
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: to get people to leave your house. Things you say
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: to people who've overdecorated for the holiday. Yeah, things you
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: say to people who have underdecorated for the holidays. And
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: here's the last one. Things you say when you didn't
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: get what you wanted for Christmas? Okay, yeah, yeah, you
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: gotta page. Yeah, let's go, let's spind the wheel. I'm
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: on over death of wage. Yeah, oh oh, I thought
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: it was gonna stop on overdecorating, but now it stopped on.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Things you say when you didn't get what you wanted
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: for Chris. It's the same as Steve's bad acting theater. No, no, no, no, no,
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: not at all. No. I don't even know how you
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: got that out of that. But these are things you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: say when you didn't get what you want for Christmas. Yeah,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: let's go. The things you say when you didn't get
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: what you say? Oh, come on, j oh, this is nice.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: And this one lights up? What is it with that attitude?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: That's how you say it? That's what you're saying. How
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: you say it? Yeah, I'll tell you what This is
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: something I actually said as a kid. But I didn't
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: get what I want on huh for Christmas? And they
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: were standing there by parents, but I was about ten.
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I said, you said the actual words. Yeah, yeah, when
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: you open that box of what you're supposed to get, Oh,
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: thank you. I'll I put this in the drawer with
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: that ragged ass time you about la, I ain't grateful
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: get what you want that time? This one, this is
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: what you say at work. I knew when he pulled
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: my name it wasn't gonna be worth for Danne. I
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: knew you saved and you didn't give it you. Yeah,
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: a pound cake? Huh? Thanks for a lot? Yeah to
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: a diabetic? Thanks you say when you don't get what
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you want for Christmas? What happened? Check short again? Cheke
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: shot again? Huh? Come on down? Why? Why? Why? In
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: the hill? What I wanted to kid? I don't work
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: on that. Come on, man, really, I don't work on guys.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: It's the thoughts account. Come on, Steve. Black people don't
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: eat fruitcake. I can't stand that damn fruitcake. What is
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: some damn green things in there? What is that cherry? Actually,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: h snowshovel? I live in La Thanks. These people say
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: what they don't get what they want from Christmas? I
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: already know the story of Jesus. I already know it.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Come on, who eats this basket of cheese? Who eats that?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: Who eats that? This is all right, Steve, come on,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: close it out. That's why we're getting a divorce. This
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: damn croc pop. This is the last thing somebody won't know.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Damn croc pod. That was me who said that one. Sorry,
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: all right. It is the nephew with the brank phone
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: call that's coming up right after you're listening, coming up
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, guys, right about four
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: minutes after. It's my strawberry letter forward today. The subject
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: is you ever heard of an old fool? That is
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: the subject, you ever heard of an old fool? But
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: right now the nephew's here. I don't know. I didn't
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: mean for those two to go together right there, right now.
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't. It just happened like that. Right now,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the nephews here with a prank funk? Is that a
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: hot in the house tonight? Okay? The name of pan Ah.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: That sounds ain't ready for this? Yeah, come on, boy,
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: second to laugh and I've five heart beat? Yeah, I
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: got a ball saying what I don't want to stand?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: How I feel? That hard part is that Zarah hard
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: in the house tonight time. Really you're not gonna outstand.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: But I didn't do this. My mic was like that
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the heart of a brother running cat. Hello. Hey, I'm
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: trying to reach Alan. This is Alan Alan. How you
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: doing man? My name is Bobby, Bobby bo Uh what
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: what can I do for you? I got your number
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: man from the from the hospital. Did you just um
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: within the last I guess three four months? Did you
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: get a heart transplant? But then we have yo? Yeah
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: I did. I did three and a half months ago. Okay,
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: how you been feeling, man? Actually good, I'm actually up
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: and around faster than I thought it was gonna be,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: you know. So I'm doing well. Thank you? Are you
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: with are you? Are you with the hospital? No? No,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: I'm not um. Actually you know they gave me your number. Man.
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I hope you Kate waited, but you you you actually?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: Uh the heart that you got was from from my
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: brother d oh my god? Really yeah, that's my brother,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: my brother. Oh, I'm so sorry about your brother, but wow,
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you he saved my life. Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: so so I you know, I just want to call
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: you man. I hope you on min you know, no, no,
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: not at all. It's kind of like a little bit
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: of my brothers. It's still living, you know what I mean,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: It kind of it kind of feels like my brother's
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: still living. So that's a good thing. It's a good
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: thing that glad. Thank you. Yeah. Let me ask you this, man.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I'm just curious because your Caucasian, right yeah. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, do you feel any any different having
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: a black man's heart and your body? Dude? Cutting up? No,
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: I don't feel any difference. Uh no. Oh. I didn't
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: think about it though. And this, this will just make
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: me and the rest of the family feel good that
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: we knew what he was dedicated to and the things
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: that matter matter to him. Would you feel all right
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: joining the NAACP? Uh? Is that are there some people
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: are gonna be upset that I joined. I mean it's
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: that okay, Well, you know, I don't know about anybody
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: being upset, man, It's just I know my brother that
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: that's what he was a part of. And you know,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: you you walking around with with his heart, man, it
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: would just feel different, feel great, you know, to have
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: to feel like he would be back in there doing
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: what he was doing and fighting for for us, just
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: for the black community. Now you are Democratic a Republican? Well,
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean honestly that I was Republican until Trump,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: and now I'm just really I'm kind of on the science.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, that guy's an idiot. You did vote for Trump.
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: I did not, But I am a Republican, Okay. So
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: and the reason why, you know, because I'm just curious
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: man about it. What I what I would hate to
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: see is you know when twenty twenty come around, you know,
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: you you over there in the voting booth, you know,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: with my brother black Heart and you and there, you know,
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: voting Republican. Uh, you know, and and that's something that
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I know my brother wouldn't be doing, you know what
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I'm just I'm just asking, well, I mean,
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'm not happy with Trump, but if someone else in
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: the Republican party runs and I agree with them, I'm
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: it's kind of like it's my heart. Now I can't
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: change my point of view just because of that. I mean, yeah,
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: but but but but what you're not gonna do, though, man,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: is be in there with my brother black heart, and
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: you up in there making some decisions that I know
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: my brother wouldn't do. You see what I'm saying. That's
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: a long way off, man, But I can't promise you that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: I mean, if somebody runs that I like, I mean,
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna vote the way I feel my heart and
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: my head tell me about hold one, don't don't say
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: what my heart because that ain't your heart. You know,
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I'm saying my brother hard So you got every right
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: to ask me what you think my brother would see
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: in his heart? And I tell you you understand what
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I don't ask the way I see. Man,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Let me ask something. Have you have you been like
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: craving different kinds of foods that you don't know need?
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: Have you been looking at I don't know, I mean
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: girl like greens like my brother ate a lot of greens.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: Did you do you feel like you ge wounds and
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: greens sometimes I like greens occasionally. Yeah, okay, man, have
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, do you like women who have
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: big butts? A lot of women in general. I didn't
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: think about specifics, but you know, if they're good looking,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: they're good looking. Well wait, wait a minute, what kind
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: of calls this? Man? I mean you're ask me all
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: these random questions. Why what I don't understand where this
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: is coming from is coming from my brother's hart. That's
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: where it's coming from. You got my brother's black heart
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: inside of you, you know. Yeah, I'm asking you. I'm
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: asking you to do what my brother would do, not
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: what you would do. You want to do it from
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: your heart? You then you do it from my brother's heart.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: When you first call me about your brother, I was excited.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Now I'm saying, how much did the hospital give you
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: just this number? And you get to call me up?
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: That's privilege information. You shouldn't get to just call me
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and asking all these random questions. Man, I just got
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: a heart test plan. Now you're starting to get me
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: worked up. If I'm not trying to get you worked up.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: All I'm trying to man, Okay, okay, well let me
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: let me just come. All I know is you got
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: Troy hard inside of you, and I'm trying to let
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: you know the kind of person Troy appease. Okay, so
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: let me let me ask this. Has your music change?
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to more R and B? Now? I
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: do like R and B, but I listen to hard
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: rock too. That hasn't changed because once in Troy's heart
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: gone stage in Troy A you understand, So you got
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: to have that's in your heart now Greens did butts
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: inp That's what I'm saying. Okay, I'm trying to tell
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: you about rub Well. Are you crying? Man, I'm trying
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: to tell you my chrub Hey, hey, hey, I'm sorry.
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. No, I know you mess your brother, don't damn,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Okay, Let let me say this saying, Okay,
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: since you got my brother hart, I think it's only
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: right to me and you we get together and go
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: to go to a jay Z call sor together. I
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: think that's the only right jay Z and be honestly,
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: because we go together because that's what me and my
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: brother did. We we will go see them perform. Well,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I mean they are to the best of all time.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: So am I buying both the tickets? Oh? That up?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: You got trouble and you worry about who's gonna pay
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: for some tickets. I didn't know. I thought maybe you
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: might want to teat your brother one last time. I'm
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: a sorry man, Yeah, no, no, okay, listen, I'm really
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. I mean I get upset. I didn't
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: mean yell at you. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. Do
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: you do you do you listen to black radio? Sometimes?
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I do listen to black radio. You never This is
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: is Steve Harvey Morning This Show boy. Yeah, he's one
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: of the best man I had to follow when he
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: was on Family. Dude. He's trade what He's got a
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: nephew on the show and he does frank phone calls. Yeah,
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: and that would be me Alic. This is nephew Tommy, baby,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning show man out. Are you serious? Are
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: you kidding me? I'm not kidding back. Oh my god, dude,
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: you almost gave me a second heart attack. Jesus, Oh
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: my god. You've been franked man by your wife Robbing
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: and her co worker Bridget Potting. You gotta tell me
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: us what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 50:59
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• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, Okay, I'll stand good. That was good.
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you, nephew. That was a good one.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: You're right today. The Strawberry Letters coming up next. Subject
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you ever heard of an old fool? Strawberry Letter? Up
• 51:21
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• 51:27
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time now, ladies and gentlemen for
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, on dating,
• 51:35
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• 51:38
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• 51:47
  Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Subject you ever heard of
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: an old fool? Dear Stephen Shirley, do you think that
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: dating rules for seen years are different than those for
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: younger people. I need to know because I'm trying to
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: find love again and I'm over sixty. I'd like to
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: think that a man in age sixty five to seventy
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: would think and act differently than he did when he
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: was twenty five to thirty years old. But that's not
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: the case. When I meet men my age, they are
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: still interested in the cookie, and I need to know
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: if I should still be using the ninety day rule
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: at my age. Then there are other men, the other
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: men that I meet and they voluntarily tell me that
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: the cookie is a non issue for them. Now, I'm
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: still a bit frisky, so I don't date men that
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: I don't date a man that doesn't want the cookie anymore. Okay, Steve,
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: I wish you would talk more about this subject because
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I have a lot of single friends that are on
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: the dating scene. Again. My big problem is I recently
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: met a seventy year old man that I adore, and
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: he always tells me that I'm very attractive and youthful
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: for my age. He's smart, funny, and nerdy, and I
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: love spending time with him. I thought he was into
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: me too, but I keep getting mixed signals from him.
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: He says he wants to be in a relationship, but
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: his actions don't match his words. I'm not willing to
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: wait forever for him to commit to me. Excuse me.
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I was shocked to find out that men don't change
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: as they get older. Or am I wrong and I
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: just picked a bad one. He'd be a fool to
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: lose me. Can you please give me some tips on
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: how to keep the magic going with this man so
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: he won't lose interest. I need some help with my
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: love life. I have to apologize for my voice for
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: these three days. I'm struggling. Excuse me? All right, Yeah,
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: I know, Tennessee, Texas, Tokyo. I know that's inside. All right,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: here we go, you know, don't start, Steve, don't start, Oh,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I know, all right, here we go. You know. Um,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say this to Steve. A lot of people,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: especially women, ask me to ask you to hook them up.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: They ask me this all the time when we have
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: events and stuff and we go out there always ask me, Sureley,
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: why doesn't Steve have a segment where older women are
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: older guys, you know, we can hook up. So I'm
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: really not surprised that this letter got through because there
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: is you know, I've seen in firsthand. There is a void,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: I guess. And in this age group, I say, maybe
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: some things change, but not all the things. The dating
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: rules I'm talking about form for seniors than young people.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: I think older people know more of what they want.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: They know, they're more comfortable and confident with who they are,
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: so they can weed out the bad people quicker, and
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: they can get involved quicker So when you say you
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: need to know because you're trying to find love again
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: at age sixty, I think in this case, you know,
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: maybe not the nine d day rule, but rules definitely
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: do apply, and a ninety day rule can apply to
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: because it still applies in other things in life. You know.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: That's what Steve based it on. The three month probation period,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: so you don't have to just jump into bed just
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: because you're older. You know, take your time to get
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: to know the individual you're you're with someone who's um
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: seventy years old now, and you say you adore this man,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: and he's always telling you he's attractive, he's smart and
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: funny and everything. What are these mixed signals you're getting
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: from him? You didn't elaborate on that. He says he
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: says he wants to be in a relationship, but his
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: actions don't match his words. So if he wants to
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: be in a relationship, why aren't you guys in a relationship?
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: Why why aren't you in a relationship if that's what
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: you want. You said you were you were shocked to
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: find out that men don't change as they get older.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Did you mean that you're trying to change him? And
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: he won't change because we all know and you're old
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: enough to know that we can't change any one. So
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: did you just pick a bad one? No, he may
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: not be a bad pick, but you didn't give us
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: enough information to find out what's going on here, you know,
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: except that he's giving you mixed signals. He'd be a
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: fool to lose you. So that means, in your opinion,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: you're a good catch. I think maybe you should hang
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: in there, get to know this guy a little better,
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: and you never know where this relationship can go. Steve, anytime,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: y'a all ready for me to just get to the
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: bottom line, stop me in this letter, okay and ask
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: you that. Yeah, just Steve, can you get to the
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: bottom to the bottom line. Oh, here's this woman who's
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: sixty and would like to think that a man aged
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: between sixty five and seventy would act differently than he
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: does when he's twenty five to thirty years old. But
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: that's not the case. So the question in the letter
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: is the lady asked me, is do I have to
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: adhere to the ninety day rule at my age? Well,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: if you don't it here, why would you adhere to
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: the rule? Simply because you're older doesn't mean you shouldn't
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: apply the rules. Because of these men that you keep
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: meeting and acting like twenty five thirty years old, you
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: got to treat him that way, and you gotta protect
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: yourself that way. This is a real simple letter. Anybody ready? Yeah, Steve,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: get to the bottom line, baby, get to the bottom line.
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: He is right here. The lady says, I recently met
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: a seventy year old man that I doore. He always
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: tells me, and I'm very attractive and you full looking
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: for my age. He's smart, funny, and nerdy. I love
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: spending time with him. I thought he was into me too,
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: but I keep getting mixed signals from him. He says
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: he wants to be in a relationship, but his actions
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: don't match his words. You're ready for it, ready, I'm
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: not willing to wait forever for him to commit to me.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: He's seventy. Come on with the stick. You ain't willing
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: to wait how long he got That's what you need
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: to know. Hang on, we'll recap and get back to
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: part two of your response, coming up at twenty three
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: after the hour, right after this subject today, You ever
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: heard of an old fool you're listening to all right, Steve,
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry letter. Get part two
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: of your recap. Real sith this woman trying to get
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: this man the seventy to act right. That's the recap.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna read it to you one more. TWA recently
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: met a seventy year old man. I doore. He always
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: tells me that I'm very attractive and you for looking
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: for my age. He is smart, funny, and nerdy, and
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I love spending time with I thought he was in
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: the me too, but I keep getting mixed signals from him.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: He says he wants to be in a relationship, but
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: his actions don't match his one. I'm not willing to
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: wait forever for him to commit to me. You ain't
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: gonna have to quhen you say, seventy forever is not
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: alone once you seventy forever couldn't mean any day now.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Forever could mean twenty years. It can mean thirty years,
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: but that ain't forever though. That'll be here a little while.
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you've noticed it, but as you
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: get older, the years go by so much fast. Two
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: thousand and eighteen was a blur. Here we is into
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: two thousand nineteen now, and you know what what two
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: thousand nineteen gonna blow by? Two? Now? He hold it
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: in all of us. He's seventy. How fast you think
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: his life moved because everybody said that about two thousand
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: and eighteen. Ain't man. I don't care how unless you
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: want an inmate two thousand and eighteen blew back. Now, inmates.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing blowing by for them, I understand, and that
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't lessing with in my field. For all the
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: brothers and sisters, it's locked away that can hear the show.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: God bless you. Keep your head up, makes match yourself.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: Now back to this letter. He's seventy. What is he
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: waiting on if he ain't in a hurry at seventy,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: you're just dealing with a slow man. Okay, you sixty,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I'm seventy. You're looking for a relationship. I ain't really
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: feeling it. Here's some of the answers. Argue, just ask
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: me some relationship or commitment questions, anything, It don't matter. Well,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: where do you think we're going with this relationship? Yeah,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have to get down to the doctor's office.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: We don't get down now full thirty, I don't get
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: back up and ain't gonna get no appointment. Well, listen,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: you know I'd like to go out dancing and stuff.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: You told me I was cute, and you know I
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: was really youthful looking for my age. So you know
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: I'd like to stay young at hurt and go dancing.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: But I'm not you youth for looking for your age.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I look a bit of sick a a matter of fact,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: I've never been told I don't look miney. People never
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: always thought I was in my nineties. But when we
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: first met, you looked good. I thought you were healthy
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: and an attractive Yeah. I know, off real fast though,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: did not. I just fell off. I'm hanging there with
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: you though I still like you. Well, I ain't got
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: along well. I mean you're just seventy though. Yeah, but
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: I just told you I went to the doctor. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: I got fourteen chronicle. Yeah. Is that what all those
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: pills on your nightstand in your medicine cabinet. I saw
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: six of them is for gout and two of them
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: ajar for breathing. We'll see if we got married, and
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: stuff I could cook for you, you know, make you healthy.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: Meals and things. I can't eat that kind of food,
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: healthy stuff like vegetables and yeah, and stuff like that.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: I had to eat hospital food. Oh really, really bland.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: I can't have nothing only no seasoning, no people, I
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: can't held no, no hollapeno nothing. I can't have nothing
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: only to be what about hot sauce when when oh no,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: the sodium on now now unless you give me some
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: of that jazz and the brown hotfo I can't really
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: but then out of that too, damn hot. Wow. Yeah,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: well I didn't think you know, you were that ill
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: and everything when I saw Oh, girl, you don't even
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: know the half of it. Well, well, maybe you'll go
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  Speaker 1: to church with me. How about that? And we can
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  Speaker 1: let the past to pray over you. Will we pass
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  Speaker 1: to pass to prayer for me? Really a matter of fact,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I know the path. Oh yeah, we used to have
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  Speaker 1: nightclub to get you in the pastor day baby. Oh
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: this is before you became a pastor. No, it was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: a week four letter recently. Well, when do you think
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: you're going to retire? Oh, I didn't tell you that
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: I'm already to retire. Oh you're retired, because I was thinking,
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  Speaker 1: you know, maybe we could travel together and you know,
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  Speaker 1: just living nowhere? What? Yeah, I retire, But I didn't
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  Speaker 1: read the paperwork right. They said if you signed up,
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  Speaker 1: you qualify for your pension in fifteen, and I thought
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: they said they're gonna give you fifteen years on page
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  Speaker 1: I signed up, But he'd be fifteen years before I
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: get damn quality. Well, you're gonna have to do something because,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: like I said in a letter, I'm not willing to
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: wait forever for a commitment. Now, didn't you just hear
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: me tell you I got fourteen chronicle you gonna be Well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't think one of these you gonna get me?
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: I got gout. Well I'm a good catch. Now you
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: don't want to leave me. You don't want to lose me. No,
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  Speaker 1: you is right about that. You're about to find this
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: thing and come my way in a long see what
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: you want with me? Well you got any friends? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Every lay one of them? They all fake? How we
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: got to be for you? We was in there with
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: all the units all right, Listen, we gotta get out
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• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Mister Rogers. Ain't going no where color, ain't got no money. Okay,
• 1:04:38
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. It's time for Junior's truth be told.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to just talk about the links that
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  Speaker 1: I know people will go to to get their check,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: the true to dance. No, let me jay something about
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: black people. There's nothing we won't do to get our check.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: We don't leave our money at the job. Somebody we
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: know and rebody came up because Jay had left and
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: his check was sitting up there, and he said, Dog,
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: before you walk out that room today, put my check
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  Speaker 1: in that draw. Okay. So I thought about the list
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: that I know black people will go to to get
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: the check. I don't care if we at court, Dog,
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: I'm in court rule number seven. When you leave that
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: job today, I might be in front of the judge,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: walk through that little swivel dog, hand me my check.
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  Speaker 1: Don't say nothing. I don't care what level it is. Check.
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  Speaker 1: Look here, dog, I'm having surgery at eight thirty. We'd
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  Speaker 1: rule number three. I might be open, I might be under,
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  Speaker 1: but place that check in my right two fingers and
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: I'm a driffing. But what I can't do it leave
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  Speaker 1: my money this dog job. Hey man, they wait, Yeah,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: I want at the stage. Put it between them two fingers.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: The one's gonna lock. But what bring me my check
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: when I wake up? When I come through in recovery,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't have my check in my hand. I don't
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: care if you if you had a funeral. Yeah, if
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: I'm up there at the casket at the grave, shake
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: before you leave that office this Thursday, come back, come
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: by the grave, y'all. But we're the second family. Call
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: lay my check on the backseat. I just when I
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: come back here, I should see my check that I
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: don't care what it is. You got to bring us
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: our check the doge where they're not gonna leave it.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: I don't care where you go. Hey man, Look man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling in sick. I'm going to the trail rat.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: We're in the third wagon. I'll be in the back cooking.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Ride your called next to this horse and bring me
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: no way we leave it our check. We're not we
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: got to get paid with that. Nothing wrong with it.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Nothing that don't change at no level. No, I don't
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: trust can see their money. Already got money. You can't
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: bleeding it in with nothing. I don't know if it's money.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: You know, seriously, man, I got so you can't cheat
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: me out of now nickel. I want to see my check.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: I put it in now. Okay, but that direct deposit? No?
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this hazy, ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: I'm becoming my parents and Jay and Steve Harvey are
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: are letting us know that they're saying things to the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: same thing. We haven't come up with nothing new. You
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: got one, Steed, you got one. Scratch on that wall
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: is scratch on your head? You better say it. That's me. Now,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: put a scratch on that wall. Scratch on yeah, scratch
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: on that wall. That means you really want to scratch
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: on you behind? If you scratch that wall, right, how
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: about it. I don't know if it could be done,
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: but I damn never got beat to what I thought
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  Speaker 1: it was gonna come up. I will beat all all
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: the black hawk you said that I will. I will
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: be like all the black that you standing in that
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: refrigerator dough like you bought. So what's what's the time living? No,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: you gotta get in and get out. I like it.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: Somebody needs to tell me why all these lights is on.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I need to know that. That's my husband. Yeah, I
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: need to know why all these lights is on. Yeah,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: we're becoming our parents. I'm tired. Cass Juliora. Okay, this
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  Speaker 1: this is dedicated to Carling. This is pat boldness. Love mama.
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  Speaker 1: If you can humm me, you can hear men about
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  Speaker 1: to make me cry. If you can hum, you can't
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  Speaker 1: hear me. Oh, mama was a heavy, little heavy, you know,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: little heavy. I'm gonna stock aside. So this is her pattern.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: Don't make me run after you, and she couldn't run anyway,
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: But don't make me run after you. You know you
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: didn't want that. Let me gonna walk back and take
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  Speaker 1: this because it ain't gonna be nice. That's what it
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: is dedicated to. Shirley's mama, Miss Helen, sit down. Everyone
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  Speaker 1: has seen you and you do it too. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: So everybody put a little show here that get out
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: of this room, looking in my mouth when I talk,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: because it ain't nobody talking to you. This is this
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: is problem for yes Ja. Yes, we are becoming our parent,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Steve looking down my throat wide talking to what you got, Steve,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: keep on, keep on acting cute. See how cute your daddy?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Thank you when you get home from work? Whoa slick?
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Get in here, slick. Then cut out all this cute. Okay,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: your mama said, yeah, and your daddy hit home. Hey on,
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: we're becoming our parents. Definitely becoming a pan all right,
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: we'll be right back with more of the Steve Harvey
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to show. We were talking about,
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: you know, when the best time to break up with
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: someone is during this holiday season. You guys said it
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: was definitely, and even Steve agreed after Thanksgiving? What did
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: you say? How to do it? Steve? I think you
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: should break up. You know at Halloween. It's the best
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: time to break up because we've missed that window. Ye,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: and you break up on Halloween, coach, that's the way. Hey,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: I'm leaving boot and then do it like that. You
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: scared me? Yeah, and get on out. I thought you
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: was playing no. And then if you if you're gonna
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: see your number two on Thanksgiving, then you got to
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: go early in the morning. Nine thirty. Just stuck my
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: head in check on, y'all. I'm gonna come back and
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: get a plate. Ever come back or go over there
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: at halftime. Halftime you're making a liquor stoe run that
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: deep in the hood or Craigs is open selling? All right?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: And then Tommy had some tips as well. What do
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: you have Tommy? This is for women. If you catch
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: your man cheating, don't leave him, keep back, show him
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: you support what he does. You see what I'm saying.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: Show him you support what he does. That's that's new.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: I hate that. I love the stupidity that comes out
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: of the show. That's why Dallas brought us back. I
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: really hate that about myself. Yeah, all right, Look, we
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: got more of the shenanigans and stupidity coming up on
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some trending news at
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: thirty three minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. A right, Steve, you sir
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: said you don't like watching your beautiful grandkids, and they
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: are beautiful they are and why what is that about
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: the lead? I don't like watching them. I don't have
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 1: a lot of time. Shouldn't have been here. Always gotta
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: tell him something, boy, get out off of them, stop
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: pulling her half? Why y'all argut? Papa Rose won't let me?
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: Well your baby, you don't need to look in hill.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: But I don't like pepper pig lass cartoons. I'm looking
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: pig sitting up in hill, Papa, Let's watch Pepper Pig.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Papa don't like people understand Papa like watching Sports Center
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: and seeing it and Netflix. That's what I'm gonna watch. Brave, Papa.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: I want to drink of that. You can't drink mccallu.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: And don't ask me no damn Scotch. Where is Marjorie?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: That's why they'd be having me watching that? Papa. We
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: want a bad time story. You're I don't know, nod
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: you know, but they don't beat. They ain't none that
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: kids post to him? Do they lead the kids with you,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: like like lead the house and just yeah, you know,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: they'll go to no booze or something they know I
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: don't want to go. Then they're watching, okay, watching kids,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: So I don't put them in the movie theater room.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: I got the big screen. All I got cartoons, I
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: mean little movies, you know, the Incredibles, and all this
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: year they gonna talk and ask questions all damn yeah,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: I leave, and then they're coming here and proper Emily
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: Dan who is Emmaly dog? I don't know none of
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: these right here. I don't like none of the matter.
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: And then my kids, because I'm bought all of the iPads. Dad,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: we don't want our children raised on iPad. Quit dropping
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: them off over here. But they need the iPad for
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: they need somebody to talk to other than me. And see,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: your kids, aren't your grandkids vegan or something? Two of
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: them vegan. That's another thing coming in here. Cary left
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: b J. Whitney one time. Yeah, well he came in
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  Speaker 1: my office. I was eating some ribs and I gave it,
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: you know, and he was just over Joe. His eyes
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: got big. He kept looking at any. Didn't eat it
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: a little bit more, Dinny, look at it, didn't eat
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: a little bit more. Carl came in here, Dadny, what
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: did you give him? I said, eating the real He
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: don't eat meat. I said, yes, he did right now,
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  Speaker 1: And we don't do that at our house. You ain't
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: at your house coming in here asking me man and
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: raised the kid. Watch these kids. I watched these kids
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: like I won't to how long they've been in the
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: water until they look like prude. You have to bathe
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: them and all of the wild. Hey, let me tell
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: you no. I put them in the swimming pool with
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: their little raft round. They can't they can't climb out
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: of it, and they can't fall. You can move around
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  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next to our last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day, and Steve will have some closing remarks. All
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  Speaker 1: that's coming up at forty nine after the hour. Right
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening here we are, last break of
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  Speaker 1: the day, last break of the day, with just one
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  Speaker 1: more thing, Steve, I'm glad for one. I think we
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: all are that your closing remarks are back. Yeah, they're
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: always inspirational. You always motivate us to do something. Really,
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: I was just now I don't want to sound you know,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: but anyway, what I was just asking God, what what
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: could I do more? What what could I do? And
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: it was just put on my heart to share more,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: you know, start take some moment out at the beginning
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: and the clothes of the show and just try to
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: encourage more people. You know, I've loved learned so much
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: over the years. You know, I've had a tough goal
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: of it as many of you have. Mine. Ain't my
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: story animal richer or deeper than nobody else's. So I
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  Speaker 1: just try to share the information that I've actually learned,
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  Speaker 1: because I've learned a lot. And one of the things
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  Speaker 1: that I've learned is about when to start. You know,
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  Speaker 1: whenever you come up with an idea or a thought
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: or move you want to make, or something comes from
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: your imagination, the thing that I find that stops people
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: oftentimes is when do I start. Now, here's the thing
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: with starting. What people do is they delay the start
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: by overthinking it. And if you overthink something, guess what
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: will eventually and you overexplain it to other people. Eventually
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: the how it won't work is going to come up.
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  Speaker 1: So you have this fabulous idea that you've thought of, right,
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: and then you shared with some people and he said, man,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go do this, and you start talking it
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  Speaker 1: over and you start thinking it through and you share
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: it with more people. The more people you shared with,
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: and the more people and the more you think it through,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: you know what, you keep coming up with the mishaps,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: the things that can go wrong, and you end up
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: delaying the start. The other thing that happens is people
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: try to line all they ducks up in a row
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: before they start so they can just go on and
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: start knocking them down. That's a mistake because that almost
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: never ever happens. I have yet to see any deal
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I've ever done, any project i've started, go just the
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: way I thought it was gonna go. I have never
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  Speaker 1: seen that. I have yet to close a deal that
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: just with smoothly, no wrinkles, no bumps, no nothing. I've
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: never seen that. So when you're waiting to start and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: then the naysayers hit and you're waiting to start to
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: get your ducks lined up in the row, you're delaying
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: the process. You know when the best time to start
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: is right now, because right now alleviates procrastination. If you
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: wait on the ducks to get lined up in the
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: role and you're listening to the naysayers, procrastination has already
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: set in and taken place, and oftentimes it takes hold.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: So what I found is when I come up with
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: the idea, I start the process. Now I start the process. Now, look, man,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: you can easily do that. It's simple things. What stops
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: people is you try to figure out all the way through.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: You have this goal that you got and you say, okay,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do this. Then if I do that, then
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: if I do that, and then you get stuck because
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: you go, well what happens after that? Because you've never
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: been in that area before, you've never gone down that road,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: so the unknown strikes you. And then because you can't
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 1: figure out what you do when you get to the unknown,
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: you stop. So now you couldn't line up all your
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: ducks in the road, so the process to success is delayed. Again,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: stop doing that to yourself. In twenty eighteen, y'all start
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: now do it now. What you have to do next
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: will be shown to you. It'll your first step will
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: lead you to the stat second step. Now, sometimes on
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: your journey you make a bad turn. You gotta make it.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: You turn and come back and cross over the other
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: bridge instead of going that way. But until you take
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: one step, you'll never know where the next turn is.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: If it's a fark in the road, if it's a
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: you turn, if it's a been, if it's a valley,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: if it's a mountain, You got to start today. Stop
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 1: delaying at everybody. Whatever it is you want to do,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: start today. You may be surprised that you can actually
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: get yourself further than you thought you could with nobody
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: else's help. Now, in order to be successful, you're gonna
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: need somebody's help. But to start, oftentimes you just need yourself.
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Start the process. God will show you the way. He
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: really will. He always has. I say this often to people,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: God will get you through. For everybody's listening right now,
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: name one thing that God hasn't gotten you through. And
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: if He hasn't gotten you through it, he's currently pulling
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  Speaker 1: you through it right now. And you know how I
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