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I Went to Turkey to Get My Hair Back | Sep 17th 2026 | EP 2

Matt finally tells Jesse what actually happened when he flew to Turkey for a hair transplant, including waking up to somebody calling him Joseph and realizing every bald dude on the plane was probably there for the exact same reason.

Then it's football. The Steelers are 1 and 0, TJ Watt looks very much not washed, Jesse's custom cleats are already making plays, and Matt is feeling a lot better about this team after watching the game again.

Somehow that turns into Steelers tailgates, Matt's top blackout bars in Pittsburgh, what happened to the South Side, whether Babe Ruth could play today…

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