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Sister O'dell, Morgan Freeman, COVID-19, Coconut Milk and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: at Steve har to mother for stunt joy. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn hur run, you gotta turn to turn them out.
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  Speaker 1: Turn got to turn out to turn turn water to
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  Speaker 1: the water. Come come on your baby, sure will the
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody you are listening to the voice, come on,
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  Speaker 1: dig me now want and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Man o man o man. I thank God
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  Speaker 1: for it. I thank God for all he's done for me,
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  Speaker 1: for all the little things that are oftentimes failed to
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  Speaker 1: thank him for that I take for granted for you know,
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  Speaker 1: I was. I was talking the other day to a
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  Speaker 1: buddy of mine. We had gotten to this conversation about
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  Speaker 1: God and and and in the conversation we had narrowed
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  Speaker 1: it down and we were talking about changing the way
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  Speaker 1: we are as people. You know that everybody has to change.
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  Speaker 1: You know, nothing stays the same. Everybody changes, and a
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  Speaker 1: lot of these changes can be for the good, and
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  Speaker 1: a lot of them are just they just come with time.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Sometimes it's aging that changes us. But no
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  Speaker 1: matter how old you get, you still have the ability
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  Speaker 1: to improve as a person. You may not have the
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  Speaker 1: foot speed you used to have. You may not be
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  Speaker 1: as agile as you used to be. Your energy level
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  Speaker 1: may not be what it used to be. Your desire
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  Speaker 1: to do some of the things that you used to
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  Speaker 1: do may be gone. The thing that doesn't have to
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  Speaker 1: change and will not change is you. You have the
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  Speaker 1: ability to continue to grow as a person, even when
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  Speaker 1: far the time and nature has taken its course. We
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  Speaker 1: were talking about everybody can change and everybody has the
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  Speaker 1: right to reinvent themselves as they get older, and I
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  Speaker 1: equated it to jumping out of an airplane. You know,
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  Speaker 1: there are some people man who get to a certain
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  Speaker 1: point in their life and they and they jump from
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  Speaker 1: the airplane is now almost a stunt of some kind.
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  Speaker 1: It's almost like they life then got out of control.
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  Speaker 1: You ever seen somebody jump out of airplane and the
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  Speaker 1: parachute don't open, and they lifestart and it seems like
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  Speaker 1: they start spinning and tumbling and they can't get it together.
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  Speaker 1: And I've seen some mid air rescues before. But then
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  Speaker 1: there are times when you know when it hasn't worked.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you jump out that airplane and and and
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  Speaker 1: at first it's fun. I've never skydived before, but I
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  Speaker 1: would imagine when you first jump out of an airplane
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  Speaker 1: that they people describe it as a a sense of
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  Speaker 1: being free. And it's exhilarating when you first jump out
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  Speaker 1: the plane. But if you pull that cord and nothing happens.
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  Speaker 1: I never happened to me, but I can only imagine
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  Speaker 1: the panic that's got to set in, because no matter
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  Speaker 1: how fun it was a moment ago, the flying over
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  Speaker 1: to one another, the holding hands in the air, the breeze,
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  Speaker 1: the descent of the feeling of all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: if you reach for that cord and that's not there,
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  Speaker 1: you're suddenly spinning out of control. And that's what happens
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  Speaker 1: in a lot of people's lives. When you first start
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  Speaker 1: your life, you jump out the plane. You're free, you're young,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing to where about it. But then
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  Speaker 1: you get to a certain point in your life when
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  Speaker 1: you go, okay, I'm gonna pull the cord now. And
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  Speaker 1: pulling the cord is an important thing because here's the
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  Speaker 1: analogy my friend gave me. He said, man, use your
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  Speaker 1: mind like a parachute. It works better when it's open. Well,
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  Speaker 1: see what happens with a lot of people, is they
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  Speaker 1: in life. They jump out the plane and and and
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  Speaker 1: they and they having this free fall and it's fun
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  Speaker 1: for now. But they get to a certain point in
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  Speaker 1: their life where they got themselves in a situation, or
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  Speaker 1: they've had a little bit too much fun a little
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  Speaker 1: bit too long, or you know, they wasn't open to
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  Speaker 1: nothing and they just did what they wanted to do,
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  Speaker 1: or they started getting involved with drugs or drinking or
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  Speaker 1: started running with the wrong people. So you jump out
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  Speaker 1: the plane. The first you're free falling, is fun, but
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  Speaker 1: then after a minute, man, something happens and they realize
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  Speaker 1: whoa and they reach for the chord, and the chord
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  Speaker 1: don't work. Well, now you're in a panic stricken situation.
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  Speaker 1: And my suggesting is what I've learned from the analogy
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  Speaker 1: that my friends shared with me, is that we all
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  Speaker 1: the sooner we can open our mind to God, the
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  Speaker 1: sooner we could develop that relationship with him. It's like
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  Speaker 1: pulling the cord and opening a parachute. If you open
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  Speaker 1: up your mind to God, God is like a parachute.
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  Speaker 1: You know, God can slow your descent. God can turn
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  Speaker 1: this out of control free fall into a nice ride
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  Speaker 1: for you. See, that's what happened to me. I was
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  Speaker 1: spinning out of control. I had gotten myself into a point. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Why I wasn't doing real good? Oh, y'all would look
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  Speaker 1: at me and think, man Stevie, man, Nam, I wasn't
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  Speaker 1: doing real good. I had spun out of control. I was.
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  Speaker 1: I was in a free fall, and I reached for
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  Speaker 1: the court, but I was so far away the cord
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  Speaker 1: didn't open. Then I went to him and I pulled
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  Speaker 1: the cord. When I went to God, I pulled the
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  Speaker 1: cord and open, and he slowed my descent. And this
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  Speaker 1: is what I just believe. I don't believe now that
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  Speaker 1: I aged as fast as I was aging, because I
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  Speaker 1: got that parachute open. Now, you know, I take better
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  Speaker 1: care of myself, eating, I work out more. Now you
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  Speaker 1: know I'm not out of control. I have a direction
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  Speaker 1: now that when then got up under that parachute a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, you know, And now I'm I'm I'm going
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  Speaker 1: you know, I'm still getting older, you know, so, but
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  Speaker 1: the descent is so slow. Now I'm able to enjoy
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  Speaker 1: the ride. I'm guiding my parachute over. Sometimes we go
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  Speaker 1: over to to a vacation spot over here, we float
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  Speaker 1: back over to it. But you know, I'm still getting old.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still going down and but the descent because I've
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  Speaker 1: opened my mind to God, the parachute has slowed my descent.
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  Speaker 1: And now I'm rocking back and forth. But I ain't
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  Speaker 1: spending out of control no more. You know, I'm able
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  Speaker 1: to enjoy the view now. You know, when you jump
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  Speaker 1: out that plane and you and you pull that cord
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  Speaker 1: and it don't work, you ain't looking at the view
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  Speaker 1: no more. You're thinking of only one thing. How can
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  Speaker 1: I slow this down? When now I'm able to enjoy
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  Speaker 1: the view. I'm able to see all the beautiful things
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  Speaker 1: on the horizon that God has for me. I'm able
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  Speaker 1: to see all the beautiful things around me that He's
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  Speaker 1: provided for me over these years. Because I've slowed my descent.
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  Speaker 1: I used my mind like a parachute. It works better
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  Speaker 1: when it's open. Open your mind to God, and so
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  Speaker 1: you can see the view, so you can slow the descent,
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  Speaker 1: so you can stop the out of control freefall that
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  Speaker 1: you've been on, that you can get your life together
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  Speaker 1: and see everything out on the horizon that God has
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  Speaker 1: for you. You know, it turned out to be a
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  Speaker 1: very true statement your mind. If you use it like
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  Speaker 1: a parachute, it works better when it's open. Y'all, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening show, ladies and gentlemen, let me have your undivided attention. Please,
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  Speaker 1: this is another glorious morning in the world. The Bible
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  Speaker 1: verse my mama used to give me every day on
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  Speaker 1: the way out to do today as the day that
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  Speaker 1: the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad
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  Speaker 1: in it. I chose to be glad in it. Fight
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  Speaker 1: as well, just the one we got this your hand today.
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  Speaker 1: This is your hand. Everybody got cards in it. Got
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  Speaker 1: to play your hand. The one thing for show. Be
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  Speaker 1: grateful you got a hand to play. Hello, Steve hard
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  Speaker 1: morna show. Shelly Strawberry, Amen, Steve, Amen, Good Morninging and
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  Speaker 1: their years, ladies and gentlemen. Carla Farrell Amen, Amen again,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning Steve. What's up crew? Looking for that damn
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  Speaker 1: junior boy? Morn everybody. If the Lord for you who
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  Speaker 1: could be against, think it about time that ain't high
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  Speaker 1: he would start his morning. I just want to let
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  Speaker 1: y'all know that everything King of prank's nephew Tommy top
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  Speaker 1: top top frankings in the Bill and blessed in high
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  Speaker 1: they favor. Yes, excuse me, excuse me for now, for now. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we gonna do that today. Let me tell you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I wait, you know we got the story coming up?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we have stories coming up, sir in the news.
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  Speaker 1: All right, okay, I'm at a loss. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what y'all talking about. Guess coming up? Steven's coming up
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  Speaker 1: entertainment news top of the hour. There we got stick around.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh oh oh, he entertained me news. Now. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not me. Now, who you think I'm being upstage?
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  Speaker 1: I'm being upstage. Tommy is the king of pranks. We
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  Speaker 1: all agree. We all agree, Tommy is the king of pranks.
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  Speaker 1: Not in your mind though not. No, mot oh you're
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  Speaker 1: the king. For now, we're going down. You know what?
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  Speaker 1: Got a lot going on today? I guess so, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Wednesday all is calm? Yes? Yeah? Than a
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  Speaker 1: nobody tweeted nothing, Well, he can't. It's going good. It's scary,
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  Speaker 1: ain't They didn't shut down to my pillow, guys, ceo Twitter.
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  Speaker 1: I want to know what it is because I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: To my pillow store, I said, what do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Twitter shut him down because of his false claims about
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  Speaker 1: the election. And Biden has already been sworn into office
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  Speaker 1: and he's in office, and they just shut him down
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  Speaker 1: with all these false claims and things that he kept
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  Speaker 1: tweeting out, so it violated their policy. So bye bye.
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  Speaker 1: You know how this guy really loves this guy? He
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  Speaker 1: gonna message a little pillow cup Neil. He did all right.
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  Speaker 1: Listen coming up in thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: it's woman Crushed Wednesday. And guess who's in the building,
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  Speaker 1: The one and only sister Odell. Right afterward you're listening
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  Speaker 1: to show. Well, guys, it is Wednesday. That means it
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  Speaker 1: must be women Crush Wednesday. And our girl she's been
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  Speaker 1: am I a four minutes, but she's day. You can
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  Speaker 1: you had I needed the lord whoa whoa Jesus, my lord,
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  Speaker 1: my lord. Well good mard is everyone. It's been so
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  Speaker 1: lone since y'all have me. How's everyone's senior since last year? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Happy New Year's, Happy New years to everyone's. We just
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  Speaker 1: I just been going around. It's just it's been a
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  Speaker 1: wonderful you you know, Trump. They finally got Trumps out
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  Speaker 1: of there, you know, yeah, yes, ma'am Trumps. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I know, answer Christian, you ain't supposed to hate anybody,
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  Speaker 1: and you post love you enemy. I'm still working through
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  Speaker 1: that one. I ain't standing his hand. He's gone. You
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  Speaker 1: got by yourself, You got by yourself on. Now he's out. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: So what's it your mind? Anything you want to ask
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  Speaker 1: me or something? Well, I mean, you know, I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: you watched the inauguration, sister Hotel. I'm sure you did
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  Speaker 1: a lot of talk about um, you know, the fashions
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  Speaker 1: and everything. Did you see Michelle Obama's uh, burgundy pants suit?
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  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. Come on, girl, shit shell
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  Speaker 1: came through the rocking neck thing, didn't She was up
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  Speaker 1: in here. She she what you know, in the words
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  Speaker 1: what my grandkids say, she were ripping it. Let him know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the fur lady, you know, you know, because you
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  Speaker 1: know the lady that was in the White House. What's
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  Speaker 1: her name, Melanie, Melania Trump. Oh, she had white name,
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  Speaker 1: that's right, Melanie. She just black. I'm sorry because she
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  Speaker 1: was white. Milagna was in that now, Milagna. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: care for her because she had a little stank ass attitude.
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  Speaker 1: But she can dress though that that healther could dress.
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  Speaker 1: She man get the wrong man, and she looked she
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  Speaker 1: looked concerned all the time. She ain't looked wrong. In
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  Speaker 1: the end she stood by her man though in the end,
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  Speaker 1: that's any minute now that that that that marriage ain't
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  Speaker 1: worth a damned it wasn't worth a quarter. And never
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  Speaker 1: seen I ain't never seen a loving picture of them
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  Speaker 1: nowhere right right, said so them right m you're right,
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  Speaker 1: So go ahead ask me. Yeah, you said you had
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  Speaker 1: something Carla, go ahead, Well I was gonna ask this
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  Speaker 1: stir All Dale. You know, since quarantine and everybody's been
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  Speaker 1: home during pandemic on social media, have you seen on
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  Speaker 1: tick talk to different challenges like the busset challenge. Have
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  Speaker 1: you done any of those little fun challenges you talk
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  Speaker 1: you're talking about where the women show the butt, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they drop down and they do a little dance.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have to show your butts. I just want
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  Speaker 1: to know if you have been you know that bust
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  Speaker 1: the one you know, the incanet, you know the insidet.
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  Speaker 1: See you know you know something, Thomas, you know you
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  Speaker 1: just stayed respectful. Now it's been a while. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't spoke to me. That's what your ball head,
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  Speaker 1: that he realized you ain't said a word to me.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't he spoke to me? You're right, I'm sorry, good
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  Speaker 1: good morning. And that first thing you want to do
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  Speaker 1: a snap on somebody, you're snapping over the wrong ones.
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  Speaker 1: Or you don't want just hit a little man. You
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  Speaker 1: don't want that smoke you bought that I'm checking right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want here. You don't want this here, you know, girl.
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  Speaker 1: And you know you know they called me life on suction.
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  Speaker 1: I take it out. You you know they got Infagram
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  Speaker 1: out then night everybody will Infagram look stupid Infagram. It's Instagram.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't talking about coffee, sweet, I'm talking about the Internet,
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  Speaker 1: the coffee. What do you think about our first female
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: since this is women Crushed Wednesday, vice President, who happens
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  Speaker 1: to be a woman of color. Girl, let me tell
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: you something. I was so proud of Kamala you know,
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  Speaker 1: just when a band representing falling there. Her speech was
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  Speaker 1: beautiful talking about all the black women's should and she
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  Speaker 1: stood on and everything, and it's just it's just good
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  Speaker 1: to see her, you know, just good, you know, she got,
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  Speaker 1: she calmed, She keep herself nice and everything. You know,
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  Speaker 1: had a beautiful cream nursing outfit on when she came
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  Speaker 1: out at at night. You know it was yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what all us wore for the past. His fiftieth
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  Speaker 1: anniversary or the nurses. Girl, that's who we wont you
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: know we call it, you know, whinny white. Oh, yes,
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  Speaker 1: man looking good, looking good. I was gonna ask her
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  Speaker 1: about Harriet Tubman and girl. You know I'm already on that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my sister gonna be on that twenty. Bust
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  Speaker 1: them off, That's what I'm talking about. That. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: who you won't on the twenty. Huh. Yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 1: put somebody on the twenty that done something. Pistol packing.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they're putting all the dead white men all money.
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  Speaker 1: Might well put somebody on that. Why not? What I know,
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  Speaker 1: the horror story, y'all ain't told the story. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: I'm standing there with him. It ain't the reason to
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  Speaker 1: put on you know what, this is real black. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know nothing about her. Yeah, her movie's coming out.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, we gotta go, Cisterdale because it's time for
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy you can introduce him if you like. Run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back with The nephew is coming up right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Morning Show coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Miss Anna's standing by
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  Speaker 1: with National News. But right now the nephew is here,
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  Speaker 1: the King of Franks. Run that prank. Okay, well, this
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  Speaker 1: was for everybody and especially for Morgan Freeman Patty Party.
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: Let's go cad Dog. This is what we do. Morgan,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what you're doing. Hello. Hello, I'm looking
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  Speaker 1: at a wrong number. Um'm my name is Marcus. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to find Is this the person that lives in
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  Speaker 1: um in nineteen eight? Yeah? Yeah, nineteen eight Gary. What's up? Um,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to find the lady that lives in in
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  Speaker 1: nineteen eight? Am I calling the right place? You're talking about? Bree? Bree?
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  Speaker 1: That's yeah, that's a Bree. Is Bree available? Uh? Nah? Man,
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  Speaker 1: she she's probably at work. Oh okay, all right, well listen.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I live in UM I live on the
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  Speaker 1: eighteenth floor. And then some of the guys on the
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  Speaker 1: eighteenth floor are throwing throwing a party on the rooftop
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  Speaker 1: and we were gonna we were inviting a few people.
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  Speaker 1: So I was trying to see yeah yeah, yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: we was gonna invite Bree. I've never seen you before.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you. So you live in the building too,
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, man, I was the nineteen eighth there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's my girl. What's up? Wait? What's the party? Uh okay,
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  Speaker 1: the parties Friday night? All right, parties Friday night. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, we was we were reaching out and um,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we want to invite I never Yeah, I've
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  Speaker 1: seen Bree coming in out of the building and um
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  Speaker 1: and uh you know, the doorman told me that you
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  Speaker 1: think she lives on the nineteen floor somewhere. So so yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was trying to um, um, come and get one
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  Speaker 1: year on the eighteenth floor. Yeah, I'm on eighteen four. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm at eighteen half. So the parties, um, you know,
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  Speaker 1: is on Friday night, like about ten o'clock, ten to
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  Speaker 1: ten to one. We're inviting a few people out. So
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  Speaker 1: but but um, like I said, you know, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know you lived U with Bree. But this
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  Speaker 1: is a this is a cool thing, man. But so
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  Speaker 1: we're having a um, we're having a panty party on
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  Speaker 1: Friday night. What a panty party? Yeah? Yeah, on on
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  Speaker 1: on the rooftop. We're having a panty party. You know.
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  Speaker 1: We got food and drinks and all that kind of stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So I was wanting to see if she wanted to
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  Speaker 1: come out. So so that that's what you do, Margaret,
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  Speaker 1: that's what you'll do on the eighteen four, y'all just
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: hit up folks and try to get those girls come
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: to a panty party. A panty party. We have a
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: party once once every you know, once every it's a quarter.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: We throw a party. So you know, keep up this
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: bullsh brother to me, the last party you throwing? Matter
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: with you calling me after the language? The language? Bro?
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Hold on? Hold on. First of all, I didn't know
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Breathe live with someone in nineteen Hey, I've never seen
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: anybody other than Breathe. Okay, yeah, because I worked my
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: ass off. Dog. Who are you Marcus? Okay? So so okay,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I'm Marcus. But let's just calm down. Like I said,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do is invite Breed to um, you know,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: to a party. Now, Bree ain't coming to the penny party? Boy?
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: What the what the matter with you? Okay? So let's
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: let let me ask you this, sir. I called for
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: breath I don't know, yeah, and you got Gary. If
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know nothing about no Garry. Okay,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: so Breed would have to let me know that that
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: she doesn't want to come to the party. But um,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: I since I thought I had to write a number
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: for Brie, well I'll do is find out how to
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: get in touch with Breathe directly, because once again I
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: didn't know I was getting in contact with a Gary.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: I thought I was get in touch with Breathe. Yeah. Yeah,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be worth much to Breathe man when I
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: cut that golf, who for you to call me? That's
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: my girl, that's my girl. Okay, so it's your girl,
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: all right. But like I said, I didn't know she
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: had a boyfriend or anything. But that doesn't stop me
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: from asking Brief if she wants to come to the party. Yeah, well,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: she ain't single. She's not single. The only the only
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: thing single in nineteen ah is that single barrel. That's
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: the only thing that single up in nineteen eight. Okay,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: So let me answer this man. How long have you
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Breathe been together? And I don't worry about what the
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: guy in with my girl? Who the are you? Hey?
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I think I think Bree can make her own decision
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: or she want to come to the party. I just
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: called her directly. I just got the wrong number mixed up,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: that's all it is. No, you got the right number, Marcus,
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: you got the You got the right number and the
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: wrong mother. So like you're trying to say, brief can't
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: make up her mind on the she want to come
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: to the party, and nine you can make up. She
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: can make up her mind if she wants to. I
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: think she has made it up, Marcus. I think she has. Well,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: how do you know that? I haven't even asked her
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: to come to the Pandhi party? Hello? What do you want, Marcus?
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: What you really want? I won't breathe at the panting party.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: That's why you won't. You can't have breathe at no
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: pandy party. That's mine. Listen, I'm not I'm at work
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: right now. Don't come in here with this boat. I've
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: been in that building for years. I've never heard no
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: pandy party before. Are you gonna ask her to come
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: to the panty party? Or do I need to ask
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: that Penny party, and you marcus my girl coming to
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: no damn panty party? All right, all right, I see
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: what I gotta do now. I gotta go to the
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: doorman and get Brihanna's get Breathe number. And I asked
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: her to come because you're not gonna pass on the message,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: but I want her to have Let me let me
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: tell you something. You better not come to the doorman.
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: You better not come to nineteen eight. That's my girl.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Stay then away from her. Okay, okay, okay, all right, cool.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: So I mean, I don't know what else is saying
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: parties in a few days, and I'm not gonna I'm
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: not gonna let up until I can at least give
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Brie and I'm an invitation to come out to the
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: panty party. Your invitation, Brian coming up. The only mother
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: you can see there is me. So let me ask
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: you this, are you as saying the brief panties? Do
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you not want her? You do not want us to
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: see her in the in the in her panties. I
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: mean what, we don't worry about me or my girl
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: or her pennies. You got me, you got me? Okay,
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: all right, man, I'm not if I wasn't never work.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I crossed mother, lucky you caught me at work. I
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: know you were at work. And because somebody told me
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: you were at work. You know who told me you
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: were at word? Gary could have told you that I
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: was at work. Mother. You know Bree told me you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: were at work. This is a nephew time me from
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning the Show. You just got I
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: told you see three? What the hey, Hey Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: listen to me. This is nephew tim me from the
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your girl Brianna got me to
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: plank phone call you. This is a prank. You are right,
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: mane you are man. I'm in the broom closet right now.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: Your ass out, man, Get your ass out the broom closet. Man,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: you may come home. How you doing me late? That
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: at work? Man? I need this job. I got bills
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: the fade, yo. Man. Your girl got me to prank you. Man.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: She said you gotta brank my boyfriend and get dead
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: in his ass. All you gotta do and say something
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: about me. He gonna go straight crazy. Oh my god,
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: out of here. Oh come on, broh, my god. I
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: love y'all. Show do me like that. It's what we'll do. Baby.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty and more to come. And I got
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: one more question, man, what is the baddest, not mean,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the land. That's the Steve
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Come over, I'll see that now. All right,
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: thank you of you coming up at the top entertainment
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: and national news. Right after this, you're listening to the
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, Eric Trump is no longer
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: one of America's first sons, so guess what, he can't
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: fly on Air Force one anyway. The ex president's son, Eric,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: his wife and kids all flew commercial on Delta in
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: what coach whoa whoa world. Yeah, I'll be back there. Yeah.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: They were on a flight from Florida back to New York.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: But they did get escorted to the plane by Secret Service.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: They got on board and put their stuff in overhead
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: bins and Trumps they did mass Wow. They don't say
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: anything to the did they took a couple of selfies out? Yeah? Yeah,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: what you say? It's over precious sit on that in Florida,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: all right. So right now, though that's hard to go
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: from Air Force One all the way down the coach
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: off like that, how they get in first class? At
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: least get on the other side of that curtain. You
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: ask from Air Force one down the coach seat the
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Secret Service, where were they in first class? Hey man?
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: But you know what that's equivalent to. That's like living
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: in the penthouse on Fifth Avenue and then living on
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: top of the liquor store on Wade Paul, Sorry for them, yeah,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: and other entertainment news. According to People magazine, one lucky
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: winner will get We'll get to team up with Morgan Freeman. Okay,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: you know you don't come on Freeman, you guys all right?
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: I love him? You know I love him. Uh. It's
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: the charity fundraiser site. Oh May's it's making that happen
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: with the contest to win a video call from Morgan Freeman. Okay,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: you can win a video call from him. The winner
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: will then get to team with Morgan to prank a
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: loved one. As a bonus, you'll get an outgoing voicemail
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: message recorded by Morgan Freeman. The charity's benefitari style I
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: can do. Look that's who I like. The charity's benefiting
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: from the prank or the Tallahatchee River Foundation and the
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: ACLU ac LU Foundation. So cal don't you Why don't
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: you get into content. Don't think I haven't thought about it.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: I mean how to voicemail and go time. Don't think
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: I haven't Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Charity Strawberry. I
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: I'm caller ID I knew I was you call it.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: It's him. It happened day. Yeah. So anyway, it's for charity.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: It's for a great cause. It's for a great cause.
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: You don't have to worry time. But anyway, Um, yeah,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: I think that's great. He's making it happen for people. Yeah,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: you thinks for charity. That's good. We all give back.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I love it. Come on, Andy de Frank, come on,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: will be excited. Yes, listen to prank phone call. You
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: just got dranked by Morgan Freed. What what I just prank?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I like harmony. People are gonna be talking about, well,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: where the hell is Tommy at dope, Ladies and gentlemen,
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: without further a dude, please welcome miss an trip. Okay,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: good morning everybody there. This is a trip with the
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: news or. More than one hundred fifty people are facing
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: federal charges in connection with the Capitol Hill riot earlier
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: this month, dozens more face charges in Superior According prosecutors
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: are saying there'll be more suspects charges. You can expect that.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Acting US Attorney for Washington DC, Michael Sherwin says there's
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: some four hundred cases, as a matter of fact, are
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: open and under investigation right now, and the FBI and
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: local law enforcement have reportedly been collecting more and more
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: evidence every day, which includes stuff like when material from
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: grand jury subpoenas and even search warrants, so investigators could
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: possibly build more complex cases which would then involve much
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: more serious charges. Okay. One hundred senators were sworn in
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: yesterday for the Senate impeachment trial of former President Donald Trump,
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: although the trial won't begin actually till the week of
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: February eighth. Actually it is the ninth, the Tuesday when
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: it is supposed to start. Trump is charged with a
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: single count incitement of insurrection, and that's for allegedly provoking
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: the Capitlohill riot. Seventeen Republicans would have to join Democrats
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: in order to convict Trump, however, and President Joe Biden
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: says he doubts that's going to happen. Meanwhile, it looks
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: like there's been a meeting of the minds between Senate
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Minority Leader Mitch McConnell and the new Majority Leader, Chuck
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Schumer about power sharing in the Senate session. I'm glad
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: we're finally able to get the Senate up and running.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: My only regret is that it took so long, because
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: we have a great deal we need to accomplish over
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: the next several weeks and months. Governors across the nation, meanwhile,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: are expressing frustration with the supply of COVID vaccine, saying
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: they can't keep up with the demand, and President Biden
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: says his administration is trying to catch up. Apparently there
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: wasn't enough, he says, ordered by the Trump administration, Mister
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Biden says that the US has gotten commitments from vaccine
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: producers to make more serum as quickly as possible. Lay
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: this week, mister Biden will reportedly reopened the federal marketplaces
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: for buying health insurance under the Affordable Care Act, or Obamacare,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: and also lower the barriers that were set up by
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: President Trump to receiving medicaid. Yesterday, the President focused on
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: racial equity. Mister Biden says that the candidate he said
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: that racial justice would be one of the major problems
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that he wanted to tackle, along with COVID nineteen, climate change,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: and the economy. Today, as International Holocaust Remembrance Day, a
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: new report says that anti Semitica incidents in this country
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: continue to climb up by nearly one hundred and twenty
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: four percent between twenty fifteen and twenty nineteen. Jewish sadies
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: point to swassikas on street corners in California and Virginia,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: the shooting of Jewish worshippers, and the chance of white
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: men carrying tiki tortures in Charlottesville, screaming the Jews won't
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: replace us. Apparently, one of the most looked up words
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: that year was lockdown. They even made songs about it.
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: The way she sings it makes it sound good, right,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: lockdown Down. Back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: listening show. Are your neighbors asking you for more favors?
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Because with the pandemic everybody is at home more? You
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: know that, So are your neighbors asking you to do
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: favors like um watch their kids, loan tools, pick up
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: or check to see if there's a package at the door.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: Helped them move, help them carry things, helped them shovel snow. So, Steve,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you this, what was the worst or
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: what was the best neighbor you ever had? Wow? But
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: I guess I guess the best neighbor over head was
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: when I lived in Cleveland on Hunting twelve Street. Mister Cook,
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: next dope, Mister Cook was the best neighbor over Heady
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: Bobby Q. Usually let me come over and taste it.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: You know that nice? Where I live now, I ain't
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: even seen no neighbors. I don't know where they at.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: You don't know your neighbors. Why not? Well let me
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: tell you why. I don't know how they know the neighbors. Yeah,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: because the next neighbor is a mile and a half.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: It's when you got that minute acres, that stretch. He
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: can't see the next house. Girl, plead, I just don't
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: think I live in a neighborhood where neighbors, you know,
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: having neighborly relationship is like really open and welcome. It's
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: not that type you know. You know, ain't no sidewalk,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: you can't walk down, let none of that. So call it.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: They don't have h o a where he lived. Okay,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: ain't ain't none of that. They don't have that. No,
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: ain't no, can he do something? Ain't none of that.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: They'll have neighbor who watch where he lives. Neighborhood he
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: got neighborhood, No not people that own these houses in
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: his neighborhood. All their staffs get together and they meet.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: But there ain't no h O eight ain't know. We're
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: fena talk about these streets like yeah, I know. Wow.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Do you all know how Tommy knows all of this?
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Because because Tommy lives in the chateau and when you
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: live in the chateau. Yeah, now okay, things like this,
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: you know, you know all this type stuff. See, he
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: knows how I'm living because he right there. Oh god,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you knows I have. I've been talking. I know something.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: I ain't been over there? Who who is? What's his name? Pierre?
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I know one? Yeah the hell you know? Got a
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: damn neighbor name? Pierre. I'm saying, is he French? Name?
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: My neighbors and Bill all right, listen coming up At
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour, a quick round of
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: asked the CLO. Right after this, Pierre, you're listening to
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: show all right? Time now for a quick round of
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: asked the CLO. The Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey is
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: in the building. Steve, you're ready. This one is from
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Domino in Las Vegas. Domino says, I'm a twenty eight
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: year old single female and I'm engaged to be married,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: but my fiance's mother doesn't like me. His mom and
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: my mom went to high school together, and his mom
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: said my mother was popular and referred to her as
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: a mean girl. My mom is a little bougie, okay,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: but that has nothing to do with me. I'm nothing
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: like my mom, but I'm a respectable young woman. I
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: don't want to live the rest of my life with
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: a man who can't persuade his mom to stop holding grudges.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: Is there any way to get through to her. It's
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: your mama, dog now now now, it ain't nothing you
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: can do. Something happened between her and and his mama.
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Something happened between your mama and his mama back in school.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Something DA ain't talking about it. She mistreated. I think
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: your mama probably saying something bushi to or talk down
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: to her to the boy's mama, and he ain't forgot it,
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: and she taking it out on you. That's all it is,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: and we can't help you on this show with that. Okay,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: See you can't get through to her to his oh mom?
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: All right? Moving on w D and Baltimore says, I've
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: been working for over thirty five years and I'm past
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: a retirement age, but I can't leave my job because
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: it covers up my double life. My hours were reduced
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: four years ago, so now i work eight am till noon,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: and then I'm off to my girlfriend's house to relax
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: until it's time to head home around six pm. Wow,
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: my company is forcing me to fully retire in June.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: I knew you'd like this, Tommy, and I'd be sick
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: over it. I've been sick over it. I've been married
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: twenty six years and I would never leave my wife.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: But I'm sure she suspects something. Should I be honest
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: with her and hope for the best. Well, listen to
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: this man. I don't know how you didn't fake it
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: this long cause you work in half a date. I'm
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: pretty sure they're not giving you a whole check. So
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: these years that you've been working half a day getting
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: that half a check, I guess your wife ain't say
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: nothing about that. All I can tell you, dog, is
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: when they fully make you retire, I think then you
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: can act like you've been at work and just go
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: over that all damn day. Just stay over there from
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: eight to five. What happened when though Tommy, he's not
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: divorcing his wife, but he's not gonna leave his girlfriend. See,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: he's not looking for a solution. He talking about shit.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: He come clean, fool? What the dog? Dog? Dog? What
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: are you fitting walking there and say to your wife?
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: That's gonna sound anything like, oh oh oh, that's what
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: you've been doing. Oh okay, you're gonna mess around and
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: get killed? Ki l what he kilt? How would he say,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: Steve if he did say, hey baby, hey baby, look
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: can we talk? Um? You got a minute? Um? Hey,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: you remember when UM don't know how I can say
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: this here? You remember when I told you that we
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: we weren't gonna hand no lights on for a while,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: and we had to cut back on grocery shopping instead
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: of going every sad day. Remember, we had to just
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: start going, you know, two sad days out the month
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: instead of every Saturday. Um. You remember that. You remember
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: when I you? Yeah? You you remember when I told
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: you that I was saving for retirement, and I wouldn't.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted to surprise you with the money, so I
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: was taking half of what I was making and put
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: it in a special account. You remember, Remember I had
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: told you that, Yes? Remember? Okay, Well I've been I've
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: been going on the work half a day and then
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: the other half. I've been going over this wom's house
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: and wait until six o'clock to come home to you.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: Coming out back for nap. For your real praying phone call.
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: Right after this, we're dead. You're listening to Harvey Morning
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at the top of the hour. Right
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: The subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: What but uh, right now, the nephew is here with
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: today's praying phone call. What you got for us? Nap?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Diva lounge, Diva Loud. Let's try come on cat, Yeah, Lornette,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to um. You don't want to own the
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Diva Lounge? Right? Yeah? All right? Okay, my aunt trying
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  Speaker 1: to um. My ain't phelish. Was trying to get an appointment.
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  Speaker 1: Say ya already rejected her or something like that. On
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: getting an appointment for this pass said that she wanted
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: to get get in and get get her hair dead.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, no one rejected her. Right now, I'm
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: not accepting any new clients. Hold on, so what do
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: you mean you're not accepting no clients. That's the part
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to understand, because my ain't philis. You know,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: she didn't call up there like two times. And what
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: she's telling me about she can't get in there, uh
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  Speaker 1: de allounge, that she can't get in there and get
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: her hair done, because every time she called, they saying
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: that they you know, ain't wan't nobody take her give
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: her an appointment? Sir, I am the only salast at
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: the dev Allounge, and right now I am not accepted
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: to a new clients. I am so fard for your aunt,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: but there are other ones in the area, But right
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: now I am not accepting any new clients. No hold on,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: hold on, wait, wait, man, my ain'ty one that she
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: want to come there? That question. I'm just saying this
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  Speaker 1: here trying to get ain't trying to get her. We've done.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: She can excuse me. You just cursed me out for
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: nor apparent reason. I just I just live because basically,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say is I don't understand how
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: it is you can't get my any hair done. She
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: trying to get her We've done so she can be
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: right for church. So I don't understand the problem. But
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: the problem is you're attacking me. You're gonna call me
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: talking about your damn all right, what's the bamned apartment?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: But you're cursing me out. You don't be You're an
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: appartner with me talking to me like dinner now, okay,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: so what excuse me? Let me talk because you just
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: cursed me out. Now he's gonna hear what I have
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: to say. So I'm not accepting any new clients at
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: this time. Now she could have called, but right now
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm just not accepting any clients. I apologize
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: because there's nothing else I can do. I work because
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you know what, I already know the deal because I
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: didn't already asked round town. You you got all the
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: everybody over there, got all these big time cards, beamers
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: and rains rovers, so them to people them only the
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: people you do. You can't do, so my ain, you
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: can't listen. Let me tell you one damn thing. I
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: don't discriminate. I don't give a damn what you dry
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: out down four, piss off all I care. I got
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: to wipe outside of my damn said his book. And
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I cannot take any more you lud. There are a
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: thousand damn towards in Montgomery that you can go to.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Let me, let me, let me, let me say, let
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: me say this to you. Uh what's your name again? Law?
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you this right here. Bringin. I'm gonna
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: bra up there. I'm bringing you you. You're gonna shut
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: up while I'm talking. Hey, look, I'm gonna braying my
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: anti up there, damn talking. I'm sorry, n no, but
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna just reject my anie. She's trying to
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: get her hand different. Okay, hold on, Professionalism is about
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: to go out the door with your Now. I have
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: been fright to be professional with your that you just
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: called me. But you you insist on hurting me out,
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: and I haven't done anything to you. I have said
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: so I cannot take on any new clients, but you
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: insist some cursing me out. I assist. I assist on
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: somebody doing my any hair, somebody, damn it. I have
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: not the damn salon. You won't get it done here.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. Oh no, you're gonna you're gonna do it,
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: because I'm gonna bring my Anie up there on side
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: to do it. I'm gonna do it how you're gonna
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: make me what you're gonna You're gonna do what you're
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: gonna do with. Somebody gonna put somebody's gonna put this.
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now, I can go from debo to
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: one hundred real. I'm trying to be professional with yours.
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: But right now that's the one out the door, because
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: right now you been so disrespectful to let me say
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: this again. Said, I'm coming up there somebody putting my
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: Amie weaves and huge weed. Sorry, I don't do weed.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I only do short hair. That's what I specialize in.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: That's my strength. So you definitely have to find another salit.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I don't know, we've killing it. Who got a hansel
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: of don't do no weed? Who do this me? I
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: don't do damn. You don't make no damn said, we're
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: kind of damn hairstyle. You just a short hair style
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: that don't make no damn sense. Well, that's what the
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: specialized me as a matter of fact, on damn good
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: at it for around. If you you research me, you've
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: already done your damn research on a round. Google me,
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: that's what you do. Google me. I'm a bed. Can't
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: hear you what I tell I. Let me say this,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: look at it. Don't come for me now because I'm
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: ready for you. You know what, I'm not even gonna
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: be sitting here going back and forth with you. I'm
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: gonna say it is sad that I'm coming up there
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: and somebody gonna do my ain'ty weed. But bottom line,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: how we are gonna be done for church on Sunday?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: Oh do you think you're talking? Shoe? You listen to me,
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: I'm so time of your pocket. If you don't went
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: about asking everybody about me you're talking to know that
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I don't do nothing but short hair. I don't who know?
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: We fat not as to do your damn your hair?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You dr eyes can go to hell, that's what you
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: can do. Because I don't know about you. I caused
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: to be professional with you, which is stupid? Isn't his tail?
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: And then your bell? She gotta requested to self, what's
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: your stupid? Don't call me no more? Because I don't.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: I don't appreciate you calling my damn sail. I don't
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: know who to who. I clearly don't get any my
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: damn knock because this is a damn farther the number
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: I hadn't even given no damn by then he signed
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: damn carding my damn fick a lot. I listen because
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: in my part a lot, I don't not a show.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Ward me watch you let me you know what. Let
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: me just tell you this here. Tommy one gave me
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: your damn number, told me that if I talk to you,
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: you would do my eighty hair cool Tommy, com me one,
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, Yes you do? Yes, you do? You
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Marty Show. You
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: know him, don't you? Oh god, nephew Timmy from the
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  Speaker 1: Steed of Harvey Show. That be me Miss lonetto Oh
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: lord Jesus, you are so Let me tell you something.
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: Dammy and Paul told me Lonetta is real cool, but
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: she's twenty five percent ghetto. Oh my god, but you
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: I tell you this. Why you're Tommy, you from this
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: is because you told to me. I don't know. Listen,
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: I'm from this lood. So I am. I'm gonna my
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  Speaker 1: partners to come up there. Start with my brother, right,
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: you know all of us would have been I'm sorry,
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: but this has been a crazy serious for me. But
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: I love you and I love the show. You know what,
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'm coming to Montgomery. I'm gonna stop by this. Steve Allowns,
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: you got over there. We always a hardest one up
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: in Montgomery. You gotta do this from me. What is
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the list? Steve Harvey Warning Show? Yeah,
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: you play short hair specialist? What do you mean about
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: your nephew, Steve? You know that that wasn't you. That
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: was good ass prank. That was good prank. You know
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: I liked it, you know, especially the angle he took
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: about because she's short hair specialist. Yeah, that was it.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: I hope you're listening to Morgan Freeman. I hope you're
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: listening that. Yeah. Yeah, Morgan Freeman is doing frank phone
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: calls now for charity. Tommy. He ain't gonna be good
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: at this dog. Yes, we're gonna don't don't even worry
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: about him. Yes he is all right, thank you. I'm
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: nice Strawberry letter. My husband is a thug and a
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: prominent pastor. We'll get into it right after this. You're
• 52:21
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• 52:25
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• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Subject my husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. Okay,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for seven years. I'm
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: forty three and my husband is thirty eight. But he
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: acts like the world owes him something and always has
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: a chip on his shoulder. He is argumentative and I
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: want to be thug. He grew up in a rough
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: area and he had to make it out of a
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: hood on his own, but he won't acknowledge that he's
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: in a much better place spiritually and financially now. He
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: will preach a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday through Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: He curses, drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. He curses
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: like a sailor, and he loves to brag about fighting
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: and who's behind. He could whoop if he had the chance.
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: He's cheated on me twice. The second time it happened,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I checked out of the marriage. I would love to
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: divorce him, but I can't because he is my sole
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: source of income. I got laid off in April of
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: last year, and I'm having a hard time finding a
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: full time job. He stands in the pulpit on Sundays
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: while I sit amongst the two or more women he
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: slept with at the church. A few Sundays ago, a
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: female church member approached me and said my husband made
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: inappropriate remarks to her. I told her that she should
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: tell her husband. A couple of days later, my husband
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: came home and said he got into a verbal altercation
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: with the lady's husband, and I acted surprised. My husband
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: was flustered and embarrassed. I'm thinking all of the men
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: in the church need to know what he's up to.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: The two church members he slept with are married, and
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: I think their husband should know what my husband has
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: been doing. Should I start a war at the church
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: or leave vengeance up to the Lord? Well, I'll say no, definitely,
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: don't start a war at the church. And the first lady,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: you know, the Bible does say vengeance is mine. You
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: know that vengeance's mind saith the Lord, so you already
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: know the answer to that. The question is what are
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: you going to do? I mean, I'm trying to figure
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: out how you're still with him. He's a hypocrite. He's
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: supposed to be a changed man, and you know all
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: of that practice what he preaches every Sunday. And you know,
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: of course, I'm not saying that he should be perfect,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: because you know he's still a man of course, but
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: nothing in the letter says that he's a man of
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: God except for that he goes Sunday and preaches and
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: preaches a good sermon. But after that money through Saturday,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: you know he's all in this thug life or whatever
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: he's been trying to do. You say, he's a womanizing thug,
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: but then you're dependent upon him financially, so that makes
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: it hard for you to leave. He's a cheater. You've
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: been humiliated every Sunday when you see these women's faces
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: your man is sexually harassing women at the church, and
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: it just wrong. He's just wrong on every level. I mean,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you can't change him. But I guess, you know, I
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: guess you should be planning your escape. I mean I
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: say escape because you got to get away from him
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: at least for a little while. You gotta do something.
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, he's not showing any signs of stopping, not
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: showing any signs of remorse or anything, and he's being
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: very disrespectful and self destructive, you know, really trying not to.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I do ask you this, Try not to make any
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: emotional decisions like telling the husbands. You know, like you
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: said at the end of the letter, let God handle that.
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: You just continue to look for a job because you
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: know something's going to give eventually. See if you have
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: any friends or family members you can trust that maybe
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: can help you. And in the meantime, maybe you could
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: suggest counseling. I doubt if he'll go, maybe you can
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: suggest that. But definitely you have to change your situation,
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: your pattern, what you're doing, so to start saving up
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: if you can, you know, get a little part time
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: job or something you're looking for full time, but you've
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: got to get out of there, because this is not healthy,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: especially for you, Steve. You know this letter right here,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: it starts off as a major conflict, just the subject.
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: My husband is a thug and a prominent pastor. What Okay,
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: let's just deal with that. He's a pastor part because
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: he's really not a thug. He's really really not He's
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: nothing in this letter he does is thuggish. I'm just
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: but we but he's supposed to be a pastor, So
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: let's get with the conflict right away. He acts like
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: the world ohs. And first of all, you took forty
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: three and he thirty eight. What did he say to
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: you to get you in the first place? I don't
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: even understand this here, but that ain't what the letters about.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: But let me show you the conflict of him being
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: a prominent pastor. The first thing, he acts like the
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: world owes him something. Here's another one. He always has
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: a chip on his show. Here's another one. He's argumented.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: And last but not least, he's a wanna be thug.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: How to hell did he get to be the pastor?
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: I mean, just these four qualities right in here. How
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: did he become a prominent pastor? He grew up in
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: the world in the rough air, had to make it
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: out the hood on his own. How many you know,
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: how many of us got that story free on this show,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: on this show, that damn to everybody I know, that's
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: anything damn near got that story. Every hell all us
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: on this show got that story. So what is he
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: talking about? He don't acknowledge that he's in a much
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: better place spiritually. What I can't tell? I'm just let
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: it just too much for all? Right, here we go.
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: He will preach a good sermon on Sunday Bowl Monday through.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: He cusses, he drinks, and he's a womanizing thug. Okay, now,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: let's let's let's go back. He's your husband and you're
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: putting up with the cussing, the drinking, and womanizer. He's
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: just like a sailor, loves a brag about fighting, hold
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: on and who's behind he could hope if he had
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: a chance. We'll have part two of Steve's response twenty
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour subject my husband is a
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: thug and a prominent pastor. We'll get back into it
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening show, all right, Come on, Steve,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's strawberry letter, the subject, My husband is
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: a thug and a prominent pastor. All right, the prominent
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: pastor has these following quality the world. Oh he acts
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: like the world. Oh him something. He always got a
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: chip on his shoulder. He's argumented and he's a wonner.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Be thug. You're married to him. He worked his way
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: out the hood, but he won't acknowledge that he's in
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: a better place because he wants to hold up this
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: little thug mentality for some dumb ass reason. He'll preach
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: a good sermon on Sunday, but Monday through Saturday he cusses, drinks,
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: and he's a womanizing thug. So he has a lot
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: of women. And obviously you know this because is like
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: a sailor. He loves a brag about fighting and who's behind.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: He could whoop if he had a chance. You always
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: got the chance to jump on somebody. If that opportunity
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: is available twenty four seven, you're just going over there
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: and start to fight, if that's what you want to do.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: He just talking, He running his damn mouf. He whooping
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: nobody ass. But this dude right here is worse than that.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Now you said he's cheated on me twice. The second
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: time it happened, you checked out the marriage. Then you
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: say I would love to divorce him, but I can't
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: because he's my sole source of income. Okay, now we
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: have to deal with this part for a second. So
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I understand that. I mean, look, don't don't think I don't.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: So I got it. You You ain't got no means
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: of taking care of yourself and everything. I get it.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: I'm not naive to that. But now let's go with
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: what you have to swallow to have this roof over
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: your head and cartage dry. He acts like the world
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: owe him something. He's argumented, got a chip on his shoulder.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: He's sleeping with women at the church. You know about it,
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: And you got to deal with all that if you
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: want to keep having the key to that house. I
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: just I don't. Is it worth it? Is it worth it?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: You know? I would love to divorce him, but I
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  Speaker 1: can't because he's my sole source. Synfig I got laid
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  Speaker 1: off in April last year, having a hard time finding
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: a full time job. He stands in the poor pits
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  Speaker 1: on Sundays while I sit amongst the two or more
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: women he slept with at the church. Who you. You're
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: a bad girl. You you you're a bad girl. Man.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: You use a bad girl, and you gotta swallow a lot. Look,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I don't know where your relatives at. I don't know
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: who you could move in with temporarily. I don't know
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: if you think you're walking away from something leaving it
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: to somebody else. But you ain't got nothing though. I mean,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: he's doggish, man, This dude is doggish, but he're the
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  Speaker 1: one that got it. A few sundays ago, female church
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  Speaker 1: member approached me and said, my husband made an inappropriate
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: remark to her. You told her you should tell her husband.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: A couple of days later, my husband came home, said
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: he got into a verbal altercation with the lady's husband
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: and acted surprised what happened. All that ass whipping. He
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: was gonna die, remember that? Remember that. You know, if
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: you really wanted to whip somebody ass I this was
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: a perfect opportunity. Dude up in your face, accusing you
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: of something, you probably gonna act like you didn't do.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: So you're gonna act like you didn't say it. You
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: got to because you're the pastor because you can't admit it,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: because you know if you admit you did what you said,
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: you know this dude gonna light into you. So your
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: little husband is a little coward. Now my husband was
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: flustered and embarrassed once again. What happened to this ass
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: whoopen he'd been wanting to do? See the man approach you?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Now you flustered in the back. Where is all these
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: ass a man? When you come on? Give me one?
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jack Johnson, show me something. All right, I'm
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: thinking of all the men in the church and that
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: need to know what he's up to. The two church
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: members he slept with, a married and I think that
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: husband should know what my husband has been doing. Okay,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: now your husband has been talking about whipping a lot
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: of people's behind. But if you go to these women,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: husband and telling this hen he showed gonna be involved
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: as ass what was then? And he ain't gonna on't
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: neither one of them. But they're gonna do something to
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: your husband, see you, They're gonna do something to him. Man.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: So I agree with Shirley. I don't think you should
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: say it to them. I think the bigger problem for
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: you is what you're gonna do. I think that's the
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: bigger problem. I think your situation. You should start focusing
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: on you. You've already checked out the marriage. It ain't
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: much of a marriage. What you're willing to lose you
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: don't have. You don't have no cause. He's disrespectful, he's misleading,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: he's overbearing, he's the bully poor pit, he's abusive to you.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: He treats you any kind of a way. And if
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I were you, I would just find a way to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: remove myself from that situation. All you got to do
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: is gone about your business. You ain't. You ain't got
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: to do nothing. You can't stand in the poor pit
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: claim to be God's man and be doing what you want.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: You might be getting away with it to them people,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: but you ain't getting away from God. You can walk
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: away from this, Go set yourself up, Go stay at
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: relative's house. Get out of that situation, because the London
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: Bridge is falling down. All right? Post your comments. Thank
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• 1:05:10
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• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: get ready Junior is here with sports talk. What you got, Junior, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: surely may ask you something? What dude, Dominique Dolls, O
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  Speaker 1: Gabbie Douglas, h Simone Biles all having comment. They're all grumnists.
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  Speaker 1: Of course they're exactly because we got a new one
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  Speaker 1: on the rast. I tell you right now, we got
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: a new one that's here right now. And this girl love.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know if y'all seen this though, but it
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  Speaker 1: was display of black girl magic and black last u
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  Speaker 1: c l a gymnast Nia Dennis. Yeah for a routine
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  Speaker 1: that girl there. Let me tell you something. I watched
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  Speaker 1: it by twenty times. This girl was cold. Yeah, it
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: was all about our culture. We all have seen the
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  Speaker 1: viral video on social media where this young lady Nia
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  Speaker 1: Dennis did her routine to music by Kenji Lamar and
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  Speaker 1: Missus Elliott Tupac and she also saluted to the Greek
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  Speaker 1: fraternities and sororities. I just thought it was absolutely awesome.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen it by ten times. Man, this girl is
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  Speaker 1: gonna be the next gold medalist for you have to
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: see this girl. Maybe she is the next gold medalist
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  Speaker 1: for us. I'm telling you she was deaf phenomenal man.
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  Speaker 1: And I mean just her routine alone. Though, when you
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: say this routine, you'd be like, oh yeah, once you
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: see is your word. Oh yeah, she got it. It's over,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: it's old. But it's just so proud watching her. Yeah,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: just saluting black culture and black pride. And you could
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: just tell she was just proud to be a black
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: woman at you see LA though. Yeah. Yeah, And we
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: got to talk about her talent. Wasn't that Gramley, No
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: you see that late? They didn't know sound great, let
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: me yeah, but let me straighten your town. And I
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: wasn't saying that in a negative way about Gramling. I'm
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: saying she did this in a platform where you normally
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: don't see it. You dun't school like UCLA or something
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: like that. No, no, yeah, it was a gymnastic competition
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: and they beat out her team beat out Arizona State.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah. Their gymnastic team at UCLA is a very
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: good gymnastic team full of talented tumbling. Yeah, she's so talented.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Her templing is it was it was, It was crazy.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: It was now switching gears now and other sports news.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Days after the UFC lightweight uh dustin Port beat Connor McGregor.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: McGregor just woke up. We just heard word. He just
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: woke up yesterday he said he want a rematch. He
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: just woke up and the first that I hit my
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: world when everybody was gone, lights was out. He didn't
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: want to rematch. Of course, when you get your ass hoop,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: everybody want to fight again. Because we was all watching,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: we saw it. I don't suggest it, Connor, I don't
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  Speaker 1: really suggest it. I just think just take that ass
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: hoop and then move on. They's just five pick a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: key in or somebody who show. All right, Junior, thank you.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, we'll have
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: some more trending news for you right after this. You're
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show and trending COVID
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: nineteen news. President Joe Biden just like the sound of that.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: President Joe Biden is working hard in his first one
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: hundred days. According to CNN, yesterday, the president announced a
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: measure aimed at ramping up coronavirus vaccine allocation and distribution,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: including the purchase of two hundred million more vaccine doses.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: With those additional doses, the president said there would be
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: enough to fully vaccinate three hundred million Americans, which is
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: the entire population by the end of summer and early fall. Wow,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: he's on it. Yeah, you gotta get that done. Yeah,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: you know, I did some research. I was trying to
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: figure out how much the vaccine costs. This is just
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: on the internet. The Fiser price and the Maderna price
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: is two different prices. Now they don't cost you to
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: get the vaccination, but how much Fiser and Maderna is
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: making off this vascination is unbelievable money per dose. There's
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: nineteen dollars and some sent one of them is high.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: I can't remember which one it is, but on the internet,
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: I just looked it up. Each dose is nineteen dollars,
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  Speaker 1: about twenty You gotta get two doses or that's forty
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: dollars a person. Yeah, three hundred million times forty dollars.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Do the man? Yeah, yeah, Weller is making some money.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: I think Madernas is more expensive. Now they have one
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: that is a one shot dose. Haven't figured out what
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Johnson and they've also said that this new strain of
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: coronavirus that's in South Africa, they're now saying that it
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: does work against that strain. I just read that today. Yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: so you know there's a lot going on. But yeah,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: and another COVID new Steve doctor Foulci says that wearing
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: two masks is better than once. When I asked whether
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: the practice of double masking offers more protection, the White
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: House Advisor said, doctor Foulci said it likely does. During
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: an interview on The Today Show Monday, uh Foulci said,
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: so if you have a physical covering with one layer,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: you put another layer on, it just may common sense
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: that it likely would be more effective. That's the reason
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: now you're seeing people uh better either doubling up their
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: masks or doing version. I'm just gonna say this about it, Shirley,
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: and I'm not trying to be contrary or anything like that.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I'm just wearing one. Damn man. I'm too hard to breathe. Man. Yeah, man,
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: there's no way I could put another damn mask on,
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: because now we're talking about we don't even I'm not
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even be worried about COVID. Then I'm wearing about
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: killing myself and just mask. It's hard. But I wore
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: two masses past weekend when I went to Dallas that
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: I was hot. Yeah, but I have the thing you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: get hot when when, especially around crowd. You're gonna be
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: around a crowd, you know, try to up. He talked
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: about too man, but when foul he said it. Hein't
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: had no mask on. I'm not wearing too eat. I'm
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: witch it's too hot, but you ain't doctor it's too
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you another thing too. Let me
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: tell you something. We got big ass lips. No more
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: you can't tell you. Yeah, I didn't stretch my mask
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: out to the point where you can't even it's it's
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: snow more fabric to be stretched. Yeah, Yeah, I'm with
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: you when you're right mask. I don't man, he chained rule. Yeah,
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: I never get my drive through order right with one mask.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: High in the hell, I'm gonna he'll never get you
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: right with one. I'm gonna wear the mask though, I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: just I ain't fitna wear I'm sorry to wear the mask.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: You gotta wear it, you gotta wear it. Yeah, but
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: some people are wearing double masks. They're trying to Pete
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: Boodha Judge is one they were seeing. He was seen
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: at the inauguration wearing two and Amanda Gorman, America's poet
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: laureate wore two masks. So it's catching on slowly but surely.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: So we'll see, well in a crowded I mean, you know,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: like when you're a crowded situation. I get it, but
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't you going to be around that movie? Yeah.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: More of today's trending stories on the Steve Every Morning
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Show coming up at twenty minutes after. Right after this,
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: some bad news for fans of child cut coconut milk.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: I hope I'm saying that right. The product, which comes
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: from Thailand, has been dropped by Costco. It's been dropped
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: by Target and Wegman's. Where's Wegman's What City following revelations
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: that the company has been using check this out, Steve.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: They've been using forced monkey labor to pick coconuts from trees. Okay,
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: ain't I paying the monkeys? So what is? Peter has
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: started an investigation, uh into the alleged alleged animal exploitation.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: They did this back in twenty nineteen, and apparently nish
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: the hell out stop drinking my favorite damn coconut drink
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: because they have made some monkeys go up in the
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: tree to pick them. Who else supposed to go up there?
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: They asked, No, They weigh up that tree better than
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: anybody else. All this cotton, black people and pick. Ain't
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: nobody from my bread t shirts. I wish the hell
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I would sit up in here and quit drinking coconut juice.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: Cost A monkey went up game got it, you said,
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: Every monkey in the jungle up there to get it
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: if you want to. How you think we're getting all
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: these bananas in here getting him damn banana. Ain't nobody
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: said nothing about the markets picking up them bananas and
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: everything in the way. Be damn man, Peter can kiss
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: my behind. I do how many damn monkeys they sent
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: up there pick cotton for four hundred damn years, all
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: these cotton brawls and stuff everybody wearing. Ain't nobody boy
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: cotton that give me my damn coconut milk. We'll have
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: thirty three minut It's after right after this. You're listening
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey Morning Show all right. Time Now for
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: a quick round of Ask the clo the Chief Love Officer,
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey is in the building, Steve, You're ready boy.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: This one is from Domino in Las Vegas. Domino says,
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a twenty eight year old single female and I'm
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: engaged to be married, but my fiance's mother doesn't like me.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: His mom and my mom went to high school together,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: and his mom said my mother was popular and referred
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: to her as a mean girl. My mom is a
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: little bougie, okay, but that has nothing to do with me.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: I'm nothing like my mom, but I'm a respectable young woman.
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to live the rest of my life
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: with a man who can't persuade his mom to stop
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: holding grudges. Is there any way to get through to her?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: It's your mama, dog, now, ain't done you can do.
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: Something happened between her and his mama. Something happened between
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: your mama and his mama back in school. Something Dane
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: talking about it. She mistreated. I think your mam wall
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: probably saying something boos you to or talk down to
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: her to the boys. Mama, and he ain't forgot it
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: and she taking it out on you. That's all it is.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: And we can't help you on this show with that, Okay.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: See I can't get through tour to his own mom.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Moving on w D and Baltimore says, I've been working
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: for over thirty five years and I'm past a retirement age,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: but I can't leave my job because it covers up
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: my double life. My hours were reduced four years ago,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: so now i work eight am till noon, and then
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: I'm off to my girlfriend's house to relax until it's
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: time to head home around six pm. Wow, my company
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: is forcing me to fully retire in June. I knew
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: you'd like this, Tommy, and I'd be sick over it.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: I've been sick over it. I've been married twenty six
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: years and I would never leave my wife. But I'm
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: sure she suspects something. Should I be honest with her
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: and hope for the best. Listen to this man, I
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: don't know how you didn't fake it this long because
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: you're working half a day. I'm pretty sure they're not
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: giving you a whole check. So these years that you've
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: been working half a day getting that half a check,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: I guess your wife ain't saying nothing about that. All
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: I can tell you, dog is when they fully make
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: you retire, I think then you can act like you've
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: been at work, and just go over there all damn day.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Just stay over there from eight to five. What happened
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: when Tommy he's not divorcing his wife, but he's not
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: gonna leave his girl for years. See, he's not looking
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: for a solution. He talking about shit. He come clean, fool?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: What what dog? Dog? What are you fitting walking there
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: and say to your wife that's gonna sound anything like,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: oh oh oh, that's what you've been doing. Oh okay,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around and get killed kil killed. Coming up,
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: it's our last break of the day, and of course
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: we'll have some closing remarks from the one and only
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey at forty nine minutes after the hour right
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening show, All right, here we go,
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, last break of the day
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: on this Wednesday. And it's been a good day, good day. Yes,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: you know what, don't I don't want to keep harping
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: on this story. What story? So the whole thing about
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: the coconut milk and coconut water, isn't it not two
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: my favorite day of coconut water out of Costco, which
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: is where I wouldn't getting it from nohow. But they
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: didn't took it out because they didn't found out that
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: they had had some forced monkey labor. What this forced
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: monkey labor? Who came up with that damn turn? It was?
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: We just killed no silly. They make me sick. He
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: makes me sick. They care mobiut animals than they do people.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: Black lives matter. We got to get shot in the
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: streets and all this to try to get some attention.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: But make a monkey climber damn tree or hell. Now,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: we gotta stop all this tree climbing. Now, you the
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: monkeys was over that resting and watching TV. They got
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: to go to school in the morning. And you're sending
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: that monkey up that tree. Get your ass up that
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: tree and get all them down cooking outside of there. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're singing in a funny way. But it's really true.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's it's it's really serious what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn with Peter, don't think it's funny,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, don't give a damn. Say never, monkeys up
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  Speaker 1: down and get them damn coconuts down here so we
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  Speaker 1: can get this coconut milk forced monkey label. We call
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  Speaker 1: this slavery. Yeah, force people labors call slavery. Now all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden, you mad, cause the damn monkeys got
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  Speaker 1: to do something him. The monkey is getting fed. Look hill,
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  Speaker 1: Look hill. All the monkeys got some weather stay, they
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  Speaker 1: get fed. They probably get you. Probably eat all the
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  Speaker 1: coconuts you can bring down, you know, if you you know,
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  Speaker 1: if you bring down ten coconuts, probably get to eat one.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what the situation is, but I'd be
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  Speaker 1: damned if we got to stop drinking coconut milk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because it's a forced monkey label. I bet if they
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  Speaker 1: were sending people up there, they wouldn't even open they
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  Speaker 1: damn mouth. Right. Where are the people for the ethical
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  Speaker 1: treatment of people? Yeah? Come on, this is crazy? Yes
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  Speaker 1: is Yeah? What else is the monkeys doing? They did,
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: but they didn't ask for that job? Man, Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: they let me tell you something. You can't make them
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  Speaker 1: go up the damn tree. Monkets go up there to
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  Speaker 1: get cocon up. See. I bet you, I bet you,
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  Speaker 1: And let me tell you something. How you think man
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  Speaker 1: got their first banana? Probably saw monkey eating one? And
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  Speaker 1: you think made friends with the money. Okay, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: take exactly how they did. They did it like they
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  Speaker 1: did America. They were sitting over there, they were started.
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  Speaker 1: A monkey was sitting up in a tree eating a banana.
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  Speaker 1: They called the monkey down and made friends with the monkey.
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  Speaker 1: Then they ate the monkeys bananas, and then they told
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  Speaker 1: the monkey to go up there and get him some
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  Speaker 1: more bananas. And they're time. The monkey went up there
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  Speaker 1: and got him banana. They had them come back down
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: and they took all the bananas from the monkeys. And
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: then they told the monkeys, this is our jungle, and
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  Speaker 1: I treat that you can't go up that unless you
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: check it up. This sound familiar, You just sound like
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: something that happened. Sound like how America came about to me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, they're all over in Thailand or whoever,
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: finding all the damn monkeys they want to take sides with,
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  Speaker 1: not not monkey rights, a monkey march, now though it
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  Speaker 1: really is. This is crazy, man. I'm just really and
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn, but I don't care numb
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  Speaker 1: about what Peter say about me. Look this president, we
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: had set up there and told some people at a
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  Speaker 1: podium to cat ass down to the Capitol and go
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: down there and and you. We gotta be combat ready.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: That was Giuliano made that and we cannot show weakness.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: The president said that y'all won't impeach his ass, but
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  Speaker 1: you want to take all the down coconut water off
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: to shell. How some monkeys had to go up theren
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  Speaker 1: against they damn wheel and get it. Man, this country
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  Speaker 1: canney miss me with the way they beat man the
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 1: stuff they take a side on it be so damned ignorant.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: And don't email me text me about what I said
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  Speaker 1: about Peter, because I promise you I don't give a
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  Speaker 1: damn until you start caring about people more than you
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: care about animals. Look, I'm for the ethical treatment of animals,
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: but I'm for the ethical treatment of people. I have
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: a pen. I always treat animals good. I don't believe
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: in abusing animals. But damn you didn't pull them out
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: the stores just like that Costco and target all people
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: that ran into the damn capitol. That was Trump fans.
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  Speaker 1: Who the ass that I want all the ass locked
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  Speaker 1: up in prison? They ain't got tired of you say much?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: No perform for tours. That's hey, that's a good ass
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 1: work right there. That's called the organ grinder. He got
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: the little cap on making money and everything. Some of
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: the monkeys that's say, that's stay entry level into show business.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: That show business to you don't know, You don't know,
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: you don't know how long I Mucky have been waiting
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: on this opportunity. This could have been an opportunity of
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: life with the organ grinder. Just in my shot into
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: the big lights. I'm going to Hollywood, damn news, I'm
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 1: going to Broadway, Thailand. Monkey on Broadway, don't stop me.
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: Let your monkey's gonna take the shot. Munkey had been
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: waiting on this chance his whole lights and here you asked,
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: stopped him from climbing and dancing up in the tree.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm gonna go over there and get the
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: same damn markets and go up in that tree and
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: get up. And I'm gonna call it mucking milk, and
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: I'm billions of dollars on it. I'm setting fucking milk.
• 1:25:12
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