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Zoom Meeting, MTH, Outgifting Loved Ones, Grinch Beatdown, Holiday VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: true good Steve har to mother for ste Please don't
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  Speaker 1: join jo. You gotta uta turn, you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, got to turn out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water. Y'all. Come, come on your baby, I
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  Speaker 1: show where a good morning everybody, y'all listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now one it only Steve Harley
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. I have something and it so
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  Speaker 1: describes how I was living. It's so captures the feelings
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  Speaker 1: that I had about beginning on the pathway of my dreams.
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  Speaker 1: It so describes how I felt when I was about
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  Speaker 1: to attempt something. And I have some striking news for you.
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  Speaker 1: It describes often how I feel still today to a degree.
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  Speaker 1: So let me tell you what that is. Here's an
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  Speaker 1: analogy that I've heard a couple of different ways, but
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  Speaker 1: I've kind of, you know, fixed it around to where
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  Speaker 1: I can drink it better, and I think it fits
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  Speaker 1: my personality to describe it to people best this way.
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  Speaker 1: I've talked often about the Earth Agency of doing something
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  Speaker 1: with your life, of getting started today, of stopping the
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  Speaker 1: procrastination and putting it off, and waiting on all your
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  Speaker 1: ducks to line up in a row, and waiting till
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  Speaker 1: the stars aligned themselves. If you ain't on such a thing,
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  Speaker 1: you're never gonna get started. I don't know too many
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  Speaker 1: people who can say that all the ducks just lined
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  Speaker 1: up in a row. Things happen. Even when you get
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  Speaker 1: them lined up. One of the ducks get out of line,
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  Speaker 1: or somebody knock over the domino, or something happens. But
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  Speaker 1: here's the point I'm getting at. God has so many
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  Speaker 1: blessings available to you. You who's listening. God has so
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  Speaker 1: many blessings available to you from where you are right now.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what you've gotten yourself into or what
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  Speaker 1: you've done. God has so many blessings that he can
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  Speaker 1: send your way. But you have to do something. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people just sit around and go man,
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  Speaker 1: and something always happening to you. You're always getting a break,
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  Speaker 1: You're always doing this. You always, man, don't nothing come
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  Speaker 1: my way? Listen to me. If nothing ever comes your way.
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  Speaker 1: You know why that is? It's because you're not doing anything.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you you're not. Here's a deal. God has
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  Speaker 1: all these blessings he wants to send you, but you
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  Speaker 1: got to give him something to work with. Now, come on,
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  Speaker 1: God will bless you. God can touch people's hearts on
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  Speaker 1: your behalf, He can move situations around for you. He
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  Speaker 1: can align the stars. He can set the ducks up
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  Speaker 1: in the road. But align the stars and move people around,
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  Speaker 1: and touch people's hearts and set the ducks up in
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  Speaker 1: the road. For what have you put forth any effort?
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  Speaker 1: Have you made a single step in any direction to
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  Speaker 1: do the right thing or go the right way? That
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  Speaker 1: give him something to put his finger on. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: God can only bless you according to your faith. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a little bit of faith, give him that.
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  Speaker 1: Let him work with that. You know, man, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: always start with these speeches you're hear in the morning now.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't always had these. I grew to these. I
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  Speaker 1: stumbled my way to these. I messed up my way
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  Speaker 1: to these. Hell, I got it wrong so many times
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  Speaker 1: to be able to sound like I got some sense,
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  Speaker 1: I said it often. Failure is a wonderful teacher. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know how many times I have had to have
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  Speaker 1: failed to have what I have in my head today.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, man, it's a process. People get mad
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  Speaker 1: at the process. You got to do something to give
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  Speaker 1: God something to work with. He'll bless you. But what
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  Speaker 1: you want me to bless If you ain't putting forth
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  Speaker 1: any effort, you can get blessed from whoever you are
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  Speaker 1: in your life. Wherever your starting point is, wherever you
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  Speaker 1: find yourself wound up, you can get it back from. Now.
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  Speaker 1: I've done it, man, by the grace of God, I've
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  Speaker 1: done it. I got over. Man. I learned some things
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Because here's a deal. As long as
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  Speaker 1: God keeps waking you up in the morning, he ain't
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  Speaker 1: through with you yet. When he's done, you're done. But
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  Speaker 1: if God still has a plan for you you wake
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  Speaker 1: up in the morning, He's still got some more work
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  Speaker 1: for you to do. You wake up in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: So if you keep waking up, man, it's something that
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  Speaker 1: God wants from you, would love to have from you,
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  Speaker 1: and he can work with you, man, if you just
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  Speaker 1: walk towards him a little bit. Here's a deal. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's hard for the average person to start because
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  Speaker 1: the fear of the unknown is incredible. Well, what if
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  Speaker 1: I failed. What if I don't get picked. You know,
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  Speaker 1: one of the hardest things I ever did was walking
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  Speaker 1: in to quit my job. Oh man, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you about that day when I decided that I was
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  Speaker 1: going to be a full time comedian after winning an
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  Speaker 1: amateur night one time, quitting your job, following your dream,
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  Speaker 1: going forward despite all the nay says, it's like stepping
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  Speaker 1: off a cliff. It's like actually just walking off the
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  Speaker 1: edge of a cliff, hoping, hoping. Now not really knowing,
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  Speaker 1: but hoping. Hoping is the bad basis of faith. I
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  Speaker 1: stepped off that cliff hoping that my parachute would open
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  Speaker 1: and allow me to drift down. See. I've never skydived before,
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  Speaker 1: but I would imagine part of the thrill. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't know this because I'm not going to skydive to
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  Speaker 1: find out. I think part of the thrill for people
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  Speaker 1: is the danger part of throwing yourself out a plane
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  Speaker 1: and how it feels to be free falling, but the
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  Speaker 1: whole time they're free falling, having this exhilarating, over the
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  Speaker 1: top moment. You have got to believe in your heart
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  Speaker 1: of hearts, you have got the hope with everything in
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  Speaker 1: you that when you pull this cord, the shoot opens
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  Speaker 1: or else This ain't a good move at all. But
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  Speaker 1: you've packed your shoote yourself. You've taken the lessons, so
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  Speaker 1: you go ahead and you make the leap. Now. The
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  Speaker 1: only thing about quitting your job and following your dream
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  Speaker 1: is you ain't really been trained all that good for this.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't packed your shoot, but you ain't never opened
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  Speaker 1: it before. So I walked off this cliff, That's what
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  Speaker 1: it was like. And you following your dream is like
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  Speaker 1: you walking off a cliff. Here's the part where people
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  Speaker 1: don't never make the jump. They see somebody like myself
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  Speaker 1: who jumped off the cliff and the pass shote don't
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  Speaker 1: open right away, and I hit a couple of rocks
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  Speaker 1: on the way down. I got my back cut up
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  Speaker 1: pretty bad. They see that three years living in a car, man,
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  Speaker 1: he got his life toe down jumping off that cliff.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't jumping off that cliff. But see, what you
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  Speaker 1: don't understand is you don't know it. But eventually the
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  Speaker 1: shoot will open, and I'm at the parachute opening part
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  Speaker 1: of my life, man, where a shooting open and I'm
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  Speaker 1: drifting and I'm able to guide my SHOOTE over to
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  Speaker 1: Paris and glide. I've I've glided over to Africa and
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  Speaker 1: seen what it looked like. It's a slow ride down.
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  Speaker 1: When the passchute finally opened, and my back then heeled too,
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  Speaker 1: and the cuts that I had on me, I remember
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  Speaker 1: now I know how to stay away from the edge.
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  Speaker 1: But the parish chute then opened, and I'm enjoying my
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  Speaker 1: life for the first time. I'm gliding, but I got
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  Speaker 1: hit up against the rock. I can see more. I
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  Speaker 1: get a chance to see more things. I get to
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  Speaker 1: glide and see more parts of the world. I'm living
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  Speaker 1: my dream. Your passhute is gone open, but I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you one thing for shore, it will never open if
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  Speaker 1: you don't step off that cliff. You got to step
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  Speaker 1: off that cliff, got to get the passchute open for you.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to jump, baby. That's the hard part,
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  Speaker 1: ain't it now? Question is end of this story right
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  Speaker 1: here today when you jumping, you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen, man,
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  Speaker 1: Feel whatever it is you want to feel, but notice here,
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  Speaker 1: We're in your life. We're part of it. It's moaning time,
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  Speaker 1: hype man. I love it. Yeah, my hype man for
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  Speaker 1: us to watch this, h it's moaning time. You had
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  Speaker 1: him mons. Let me have your undivided attention right there.
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  Speaker 1: My job, the junior job, is an agrava in the
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  Speaker 1: doing whatever. I want you to listen carefully. I mean
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  Speaker 1: listen up, you feel me, you ask us, you need
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  Speaker 1: to work with that. It's about to go down. Don't
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  Speaker 1: let him tell you twice. Come on, man, from seed
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  Speaker 1: to shining Sea. Don't make us do it again in
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  Speaker 1: La La. I knew y'all Chicago, silly. Let Sharlotte, miss Sippi, Mississippi.
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  Speaker 1: This hurt? Why is he walking back and forth though?
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  Speaker 1: Like he's really on stage. I'm on stage. Don't stop. Ye,
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  Speaker 1: you're repeating. It's just unnecessary. Yeah, yeah, but I got
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  Speaker 1: to go in with him though he's the hype man.
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  Speaker 1: Hype man, you ain't even dress. By the time I
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  Speaker 1: say something right, you don't need that. I'm in tears.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I say something else, Steve, He's stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I want everybody to know High it's gonna be in Hill,
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be what it's gonna be in hell. He's
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  Speaker 1: you don't believe it. Watch this hill, watch us, watch
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Watch this hill, Watch this hill. Yep, yep,
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  Speaker 1: don't believe it's just watching too. I'm gonna get breathing
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  Speaker 1: hard and everything, sir, Get one more, come on, give
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  Speaker 1: him one more, Give me one more. Let him have it,
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  Speaker 1: letting them have a playing. It's too early for this, man,
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  Speaker 1: It's too early for this right off the full break.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna make it for a while. You're not
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it. He's got his own hike bad. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: one more sea before we go. Hurry, We're about to
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  Speaker 1: be botted body and busting off up in here. Listen
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  Speaker 1: in here, you're listening stry morning show. Right now, it's
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew to run that brank back media minuter.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reade Dre Andre. Yeah, Dre,
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  Speaker 1: you the person that runs the media at the church.
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  Speaker 1: You over the sound system and everything and all the um,
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  Speaker 1: the screens and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, I work
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  Speaker 1: with the church. Okay, how long have you been at
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  Speaker 1: the church, man, I've probably been at the church for
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  Speaker 1: like five years now, about five years. Okay, okay, listen,
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  Speaker 1: my name Doug Man, Doug Newsom, and uh I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been coming
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  Speaker 1: because my cousin, you know, my um uh, my cousin
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  Speaker 1: them go there, and they've been going there for quite
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  Speaker 1: a bit. My cousin. Uh I got I got one
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  Speaker 1: cousin that's in the choir. Uh Latrice. You know who
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  Speaker 1: Latrice is? Right? Yeah? Yeah, I know you ain't a
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  Speaker 1: member of the church yet. No, No, I'm not remember
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  Speaker 1: of the church yet, but you know, I've been in there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm liking the service and everything. So you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a matter of time, you know, uh uh
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  Speaker 1: when I feel like I'm ready to actually join. But
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. Man. I'm calling you because I
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  Speaker 1: got a bit of an issue about about something I've
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  Speaker 1: been noticing for the last three weeks that's been going
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  Speaker 1: on in the church, and I wanted to, uh you know,
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  Speaker 1: I had to ask around who was over the media ministry. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's you. Okay, So man, I don't know what's happening,
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  Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be real with you.
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  Speaker 1: It pissed me off. But for the last three weeks.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when my cousin get ready to sing, you know,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why when she get up the same
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  Speaker 1: that the mic just go out, you know what I mean,
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  Speaker 1: the mic just go completely out when she getting ready
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  Speaker 1: to sing. And I'm like, wait, what this don't make
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  Speaker 1: no sense, you know, So, man, I ain't been It's
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  Speaker 1: not like I'm timing it. I don't know. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: we don't have the best equipment at the church, you know,
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  Speaker 1: we we just got to work with what we got.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there trying to
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  Speaker 1: sing about your cousin. Sometimes the mics get a glitch. Man,
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  Speaker 1: but see but see that. But see that's my problem though.
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  Speaker 1: The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single
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  Speaker 1: time my cousin get the mic. You know, That's that's
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  Speaker 1: the problem I'm hand. I'm like, okay, so every time
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  Speaker 1: the trees get up there the same then you know,
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  Speaker 1: the mic go out. I came three weeks straight. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't hearing my cousins saying nothing yet. So I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: you bro on you know, on some real man the
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  Speaker 1: man stuff, Just letting you know, bro, I'm coming to
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  Speaker 1: church again this Sunday. I'm coming. Now, if Latrise might
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  Speaker 1: go out again, hey Dug, somebody gonna get the You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna bring that energy the church. I told you, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is just
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  Speaker 1: right here though, And I'm being as real as I can.
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  Speaker 1: Which if if Latrese might go out on Sunday, immediately
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  Speaker 1: after that services out with somebody getting the wood. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you calling threatening a member of the church. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, I ain't got nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: I try to keep everything running cool, you know. I
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  Speaker 1: try to keep it running smooth. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: when a glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: only quimmen. Now, I'd love for you to be a
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  Speaker 1: member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: why are you calling up here threatening me? Hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: because because I came up there three times, three times.
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  Speaker 1: I he came there and see my cousin saying. You know,
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  Speaker 1: my cousin been saying since we was kids. We all
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  Speaker 1: love to hear hussaying, we love a voice. You know
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  Speaker 1: we you know, we grew up listening to Latrise. So
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I'm gonna say this here though, and
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  Speaker 1: I said it, I didn't said it twice already. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming up there Sunday if if Latrise might go out, bro,
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  Speaker 1: let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't no
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  Speaker 1: way that you're gonna come up here and whoop nobody's
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  Speaker 1: as man. That just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,
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  Speaker 1: it's a glitch. But you ain't coming up to the
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  Speaker 1: church talking all this and then you're gonna whip somebody's ass.
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, Okay, So I see where we are now,
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  Speaker 1: So so let me just going on direct it this way.
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  Speaker 1: So let me say this from Doug to Andre, from
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  Speaker 1: me to you, I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: if Latrise might go out, not know, somebody, I'm whooping
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  Speaker 1: your eyes, Drake, I'm whooping yo eyes if the day
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  Speaker 1: I might go out. Okay, first off, ain't nobody whooping
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  Speaker 1: my eyes, especially no punk dude named Doug. It ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna come to the church. What that gonna happen? Okay? What? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: Makes you think you can't get your shipped on? And
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  Speaker 1: dra what makes me you over here threatened somebody over
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  Speaker 1: here with the media. You want to come test these
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  Speaker 1: hands and come test the hands man. You know what,
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  Speaker 1: by the fact, when y'all next rehearsal, I ain't just
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  Speaker 1: come on over that end. You come on over there, man,
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you come over right now? I'm over at
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  Speaker 1: the church right now. Oh so you're at the church
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm at the church right now. Okay, right now.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to catch it school, you're gonna need
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  Speaker 1: the church after you don't get this at Okay, Hey, Bob,
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  Speaker 1: tell DJ then we're gonna go to the church. Dout, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: tell him. We've going to roll up there to this
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  Speaker 1: damn church. Okay, come on, call all up, Call all up.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna get your shipped out. So you didn't
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  Speaker 1: push it up on the wrong one. Now you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: pushed up on the wrong one. So all this little
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  Speaker 1: talking cool. You're gonna have eight dudes right now talking.
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  Speaker 1: So Douggie, you can bring Johnny, you can bring Billy,
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  Speaker 1: you can bring whoever you want. But it ain't gonna happen. Okay, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: cool in real talk, Doug, you don't call me talking
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  Speaker 1: to all this book. How you about to come up here?
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  Speaker 1: And what my and now you need like seven eight
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  Speaker 1: of the guys. Back in the day, we used to
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  Speaker 1: just handle this one on one. And now you want
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  Speaker 1: to come up here talking all that. You're gonna bring
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  Speaker 1: every cousin you've got in your house. If you want
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  Speaker 1: to do this, man, come up here, let's do it
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  Speaker 1: one on one. Oh oh oh, you're scared of something.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that. You're whooping mind?
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  Speaker 1: And now you want to bring up every disciple you know? Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, Bring whoever you want. Just don't bring
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  Speaker 1: nobody you want back because I'll put you all down. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you this here. I'm gonna bring Timmy
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  Speaker 1: with me, and Tommy gonna be the one that's gonna
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  Speaker 1: act a damn fool with you. I'm telling you that
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  Speaker 1: right now, Tommy. So you don't know Tommy, No, I
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  Speaker 1: don't know Tommy. Okay, Doude, you know nephew Tommy from
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey More on the show. Are you kidding me? This? Number? Hey? Man?
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  Speaker 1: Latrese got me to brank phone call you. Matter fact,
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  Speaker 1: the whole choir is in on this and they know
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  Speaker 1: that I am pranking you. Drake. Man, Now you got
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  Speaker 1: me down turning up on the radio. Now I gotta
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  Speaker 1: go ask for forgiveness. All that smack, I don't talk now.
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  Speaker 1: Come Sunday. I'm turning everybody's mic off. Okay, man, I
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  Speaker 1: gotta ask you this, Drake. What is the baddest that
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: I mean, the baddest radio show in the lay You
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And YO, tell
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: me if I could turn your mic off, I turn
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: that all right, nephew, thank you, you're listening Steve Morning Show.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: All right, Steven, it's time to check your voicemail. If
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: you want to leave Steve a message, you're just give
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: a holiday greeting to your loved one. Call us right
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: a message, Okay, Stettie, Holiday Steve and family. I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to spend send a special shout out for the love
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: of my life and best friend Jay from Jay Baby.
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  Speaker 1: This year has seff at our faith in the number
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  Speaker 1: of wease but we are unbreakable and I got you.
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I love you here to many more years. Hello Steve,
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: good morning. I'm listening to guys from Queens, New York
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: using my billy beloved wife. I read I felt to
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: the foces in downtown in New York and hoppy holidays.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I love her so much. Hey, good morning kJ L family.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Donna Thomas from Long Beach, California. I
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: want to wish all of you guys and happy holiday
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: and the merry Christmas. And I want to send a
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  Speaker 1: shout out and Marry Christmas and a happy holiday to
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  Speaker 1: the Thomas family and to the love of my life,
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: mister j R. Miller, Happy Holiday, Marry Christmas, mister Steve
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Harvey and your family and the radio family of WDS
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  Speaker 1: one oh five point three. I want to say Mary
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Christmas and mey y'all have a bless, bless, happy safe
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: New Year. From Miss Jones from Hampton, Virginia. A lot
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: to love. Take care all right, Jay, Now explain this.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: This is holiday phrases at the Christmas Holiday phrases at
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: the Christmas party. Well, I'm gonna go to these Christmas
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: parties inside your friend's house or relative's house. And these
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: are some phrases you here. What we're gonna do is
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: make the setting. We're gonna play some music for you.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: You're in a real Christmas party, and these are some
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: of the phrases that you're here at your average black
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: or family Christmas party. Keyword black. I heard that. All right,
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: here we go, and now we take you to every
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: holiday Christmas gathering and we give you sounds of a
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: black Christmas party. I don't know anybody would have been
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: my life. Hey can I can I get some of
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: y'all to help me put an earl in the coffee?
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Somebody just well, I'd like to laugh too. So what
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: did she say? That was so funny? Anybody's seen my purse?
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: It was right there on the kitchen table, right there.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: I put it right there. That's hey, y'all, y'all can't
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: smoke that in my mama's house. And y'all out of
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: toilet paper? Where y'all keep it? Plunge, that's I'm gonna
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: need that plunge. Man, Hold up, y'all, don't go in there.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: So what so what the girl like? Girls? Well, they
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: got to do with you, But you ain't saying nothing.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: We take all this outside. Oh yeah, right now. That's
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: real like that. I love y'alling all, which I mean
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: to stay out of my bedroom right there. No, it's
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: not a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah, my
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: real hair. I'm ain't look if I was young, I'll
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: stay out the bad foot. We're about to leave for
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: a five minute. No no, no, he no, he no,
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: I ain't know it was out and the heel made
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: this egg. He that's why I told ya I needed
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: help to get him in the car. I went in heavy.
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I ain't eating that breaking another ornament on that tree.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: We ain't gonna have nothing to hang on the next year.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I know you ain't out there peeling my mama back up.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, come on, dog, just stop stop balling
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: that Christmas Papa. We're gonna use it next year. She
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: knew he was married. She knew he was married. Huh huh,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: hunt as him? Well, look who went a white woman?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: The sounds you here at a black Yes, I'll accept
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: the charges. Coming watch your first. They they don't let
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: him preach at church, but he want to come over
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: here and pray for thirty minutes. It's just too much
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: right here. Yeah, she had enough. Baby. Hey, y'all long
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: distance front of prison. Everybody won't say Hi, Yes, hey Robert,
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: what's up y'all? What's up? What's up? Fair man? I
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: wish I could be that with y'all who all over there?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: Everybody as anybody? Man, huh, let me talk to hey,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: Bernita Robert on the phone. I ain't say nothing, but
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: you know, we'll go ahead, just you know, talk to you.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: I can't believe the family that don't bring a damn
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: thing take the most home. Never look at me. We're
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: about to eat the game. Damn kids, upland, Oh this
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: isn't got late. We probably gonna have to stay tonight.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't know on that drive. You know,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: claires don't like to drive at night. Why we can't
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: eat the lands? Get here, y'all going to living room
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: and speak to miss Burne's in the hospital game. I
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: just gonna walk right by. I don't say what y'all
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: doing that. Hey, here the Blacks, we say we're trying
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: to get up breaking party. Oh no, we've been out
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: to Crystal Black. Holl go out there and tell the
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: vant to bring that walker back in here so mister
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: still can get to the table. You mean, Timmy, you
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: ain't got no flash greens from from the hospital, bill
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: your grandmama from the hospital bid again, turn them greens down?
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: Smelling in here? Hey, can anybody mean jump? I'm trying
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: to go to wood face he worked and get the
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: getting paid double, get paid double tonight? Yeah, yeah, get
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: that over time? That real, Like, well, that's gonna get
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: out of here. Watch this game, y'all. Y'all, y'all, TV
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: be cutting on to the house so I can see
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: this game. You fool, you're talking like somebody and took
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: them down falling chairs. I know we had eight falling chairs. Damn.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Who the hell took that fall off the table? Who
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: took the phone? That's my fault. All right, we gotta go.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: That's it. You're listening morning show. All right, guys, time
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: now for comedy Roulette. Today's categories are things you don't
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: bring up on the Zoom Family meeting that might start
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: an argument. Oh, things you say to people that show
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: up unexpectedly. I'm assuming at your house. They show up
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: at your house unexpectedly. Oh, what's you think it's gonna
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: land on that? Let's go it landed on. Things you
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: don't bring up on the Zoom Family meeting that might
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: start an argument. Wow, all right, here we go, Here
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: we go. Comedy roulette. Things you don't bring up at
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: zoom family meeting and might start an argument. You know,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: when Mama died, she got all the money, all the money.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: You're nobody getting nothing my mom. Yeah, you're just gonna
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: say that on the zoom though. Things you don't bring
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: up at the family zoom meeting as might start an argument.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: All right, last time being told it? Get your eyepatch
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: now we don't camera you scan it kill you don't
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: camera you do this every week? Ji family? All right,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: See things you don't bring up on the family zoom
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: meeting that might start an argument. All right, everybody raise
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: your head. Everybody don't like Uncle Claire's potato salad. You're
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: gonna do a pole on the zoom hell were talking
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: about it? That's an argument right there for real. Yeah,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Things you don't bring up in the family
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: meeting that will start an argument. So you telling me
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the house is clean? That is yeah, it is okay.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Oh he tried it, didn't he? Oh you're ready to
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: get ready? Yeah. Things you don't bring up on the
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: family zoom meeting that might start an argument. Yeah, your
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: daddy got another baby. They'll health of seven school whatever,
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: start with an argument at Teresa, ain't Teresa? All right?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Wild Junior, Steve. Things you don't bring up on the
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: Zoom family meetings that might start an argument. Listen, though
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: nobody asked me to keep Earlie's kids. No more's garbody
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: watch this crazy as kids eight years old? Still talking
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: about kids. Then you don't bring up on the Zoom
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: family meeting because it will start an argument. When come out,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: get out? Oh my god, it looks What do you do?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: Look at him out again? He is out? Here we go. Dad.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: You don't bring up on the Zoom meeting on the
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: family Zoom me because it might start an argument. Somebody
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: tell Melvin to turn his camera off. The roaches is
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: in here on the zoom. All right, Steve, close it out.
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: You don't bring up on the Zoom family meeting. That
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: might start an argument. How many cousins you think Uncle
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: Milton didn slept with? Look at our faces on the zoom.
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: Raise your hand? Where does she come down? Shutting down? Steve?
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, let's get to the news, ladies and gentlemen.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Miss Anne trip, good morning, everybody, this is a trip
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: with the news. Okay. Officials now say that all seventeen,
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: all seventeen of the Canadian and American Christian missionaries kidnapped
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: in October by a gang in Haiti are free. All
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: seventeen three had escaped, two others were released, and now
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the others are free. They were all kidnapped by a
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: gang or four hundred mawazo back in October sixteenth. A
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: ransom of a million dollars each was demanded. Ransom money
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: was apparently collected and paid some ransom money, but just
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: how much has not been revealed. But of course the
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: most important thing. All seventeen of the Canadian and American
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Christian missionaries kidnapped in October by a gang in Haiti
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: are now free. And those who have spoken to some
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: of the family members say they're all okay. They are
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: they feel blessed by God, and they're they're recuperating, but
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: they're all okay. President Biden's expect to address the nation
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: this afternoon to detail his plans for stemming the nation's
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: COVID variant infection rate, particularly from the new omicron strain.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: Doctor Anthony fauci Tel's National Public radio that he's where
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: are some things. Part of the President's winter plan is
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: to put out about sixty Stourage units to be able
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to help regions of the country that are getting particular
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: stress on the health system, both from the number of
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: cases that need to be hospitalized, particularly in intensive care,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: as well as for the inevitable illnesses that you're going
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: to be seeing among healthcare providers, which will make it
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: an even greatest stress on the system. The President was
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: in a close proximity apparently to a mid level staff
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: member for about thirty minutes Friday on an Air Force
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: one flight from South Carolina who tested Kyle positive for COVID.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: So the President himself tested negative, though yesterday for the virus,
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: after being in close contact again three days earlier. On
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: another subject, the president is ramping up their restrictions on carmakers.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Former President Obama institute a tough emission standard you may remember,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: than Trump later dumped them, and now mister Biden wants
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: new passenger vehicles to get about forty miles per gallon
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: of gas by twenty sixteen, the aim to greatly lessen
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: the release of greenhouse gas emissions. A jury now deliberating
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: the case of former suburban Minneapolis cop Kim Potter. Potter,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: a thirty six year veteran the force, charges manslaughter in
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: the death of an unarmed black man named Dante Wright,
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: who she claimed she accidentally shot during a routine traffic stop,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: thinking she was using her taser, which is paid, which
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: is really about two pounds, instead of her gun, which
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: is eight pounds. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show. Lady and gentlemen, we're
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: back in right now. It's time to take a look
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: into the demented man of a demented man, Ladies and gentlemen,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: the demented one. Jay Anthon, I I speak to the
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: I speak to the people who really feel like I
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: feel about prisoner's time, who don't have that much joy.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: We're not looking forward to the twenty fifth. They're literally
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: looking for the twenty six. But it's all over. That's
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: when they celebrate. So I sing and speak to those people.
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: That's what I said about. You got the matter, Dan
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: signs hit It here is hit It gonna have a
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: jet up Christmas because it's been a jack dup year.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: I don't care. You need to know I have no
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: Christmas year. I'm gonna have a jacked up Christmas, and
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not feeling so neat. I said, so you need
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: to know, so hear me when I speak. I'm gonna
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: have a jacked up Christmas, gonna spend it all along.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: I've got no gifts and I won't call or text
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: you on the phone. I'm gonna have a jet up Christmas.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: It's the worst time of dear. Oh my golly, gonna
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: have a jacked up Christmas. This old back God, They're
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: gonna have the jack christ Hold my ass, go ahead, Janius.
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: I've never seen nobody to spend that much time to
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: pete naked, I mean bitter. I love it. I mean,
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: who writes an anti Christmas song but go into the
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: studio to do it? Jingles, it sounded jolly because of
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: the music. Yes, listen to the words. You wouldn't know that.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: It wasn't a normal happy Christmas. But some little kids
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: somewhere just crash. You see Jane man job Jake, give
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: him no high fives. That's my dog team. Wait a minute,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: that's thank you. Think about it doing thanksgiving? Doing thank
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: you when you get them. First few text missions happy,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: thank you. After about two more holes of that, don't
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: they get on your damn there and be like, Okay,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: that's that's when you're through tex. That's from your friends
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: and family too. I die here from my mama. That's enough.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Happy happen. His bitterness is running rubbing off on you
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: tell me a little bit. Yeah, I'm cool, all right,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: thank you, Jay. Coming up at thirty four minutes after
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: the hour, more of this crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: people take great pains to find the perfect gift for
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: someone over the holidays because they want to treat their
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: loved ones to something special. But it turns out that
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: a lot of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: many are really just looking for ways to outgift the
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: loved ones in their lives. A new survey finds yeah, right.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: A new survey finds its sixty one percent of Americans
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: see gift giving as a way to out gift their
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: they are competing with see that person as their sibling
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: usually other people you did it. Other people try to
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: outgift that they try to outgift include friends or significant others.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, So I gotta ask you, guys,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: what is the worst gift you've ever received? And what's
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the best gift you've ever received? Jay? Oh, the worst
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: gift I ever received was my kids and they got together,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: all three of them, got to other and pitched in
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: on this and gave me one pair of lime green sucks.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Lime Green just started against a little recognition back in
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: the jack just lime is just starting to come out.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: It wasn't it was it was It wasn't was a
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: damn back in the se Lime walk around like bold?
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Is that lam? Yeah? What about you junior? Oh my god,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: remember back in school when you just have to trade gifts,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: you know, by a gift? Oh yeah yeah, I ain't
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: got this Michael night night Rider remote control call. When
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I got my gifts, I just had Plato. I not
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: what that's this? And then the little boys said it
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: can do a lot of stuff. He twisted it and
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: just made a little man. I kicked that little man off,
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: is what I want? Yeah? Oh my god, about your nephew.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Mine is a little similar to junior because it was
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: at schools in grade school. I think it's about fifth grade.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: And I pull this kid's name and he pull on
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: my name. So you know, I hadn't done all my chores.
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't cut some yards. I got him the g
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I Joe with the Kung Fu grip. I got him
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: a good joy. That's a real toy back in the day. Man,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: He got me a coloring book that his ass had
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: been coloring in Miss Johnson's room. You hear me. My
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: mama beat the hell out of me that they call
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: that the Mercedes dealership. Pretty on. First of all, it's
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: a sorry gift, but you've been coloring in it all right,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: all outside the lines to all outside and oh god,
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: all right, what's the best gift? What's the best gift? Uh? Well,
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: I can tell you the best gift I gave my
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: mom because I always competed against my sister. Let's see,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: so the survey is correct. It's true. When my sister
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: gave my mom, she said, I gave U. I said,
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: So what'd you give mom? She said? And it's the
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: first time I ever heard my sister curse. She said,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: I gave mom one hundred dollars. I said, I gave
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: a floor mintel color TV. Let's just said, who was
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: a Christian? And don't cuss much at all at all?
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: She said, I'd be damned. I'd be damn. That's a
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: lot hard he won. What about you. Let's see the
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: worst gift I ever got? Um, I don't know. I
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: guess it was a microphone when I was little, you know,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: not a little bit younger. But it didn't work. I
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: didn't get any batteries with it. You know. It was
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: like I tell you the words, gift, Yeah, a key chain,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: so bad. Relative and then and then the worst gift
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: of all was, of course, a set of pots. Anyway, anyway,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up next, it is a nephew with
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: a frank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: the stew All right, guys. Coming up at the top
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, and boy, this one is a
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: good one. All ears on deck, All ears on deck. Subject,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: I get excited easily. That is the subject right now,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: not no mob, I have the plan in excitement. I'm
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: gonna be excited Thursday. Remember Thursday. Let's see, didn't get excited?
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: What you doing Thursday? Stop? All right again? The subject
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: is I get excited very easily. Well you weren't over there.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Bleak fellas have to say about this one right now though.
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's praying phone called she
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: got one arm bandit looking good on your breaks, your breaks,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: that's the name, mumby. You're gonna drink your coffee and
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: lick your little pump your brakes. Let's go cat doctor. Hello, Hello,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Natalie. Please, yeah, christus, Natalie, Natalie.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Darren. I'm with the
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Homeowners Association? Oh okay, hey, dare how you doing? Listen? Um,
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: we got a we got a bit of a problem,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking, who's who? Who actually
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: brings your kids home from school? Uh? Each day? Oh
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: my mom gets my kids for me and she drops
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: them off. Okay, okay, okay, Well we have a we
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: have a bit of a problem. The kids are fine,
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: there's there's no issue with the kids at all. But
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you know, we've had a meeting here at the HLA.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: We've been getting some complaints. Uh, it seems like your
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: mother is is uh really beating down the street real fast,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: and you know everyone's complaining about it that you know,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of kids walking home from school and
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: it seems like your mom is driving real fast when
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: she's coming down the street to drop your kids off.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Did you know anything about this? Uh? No, not at all.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: That doesn't even sound like her. Okay, what type of car? Uh?
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, Natalie. We're we're we're from
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: what I understand, it is a What kind of car
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: does your mom had? Is a board escape or something
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: like that? From a little suv? Does that what your
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: mom has? Yeah? She has a little red stuv? Okay,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: all right? So the problem is that that that's the
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: same car. That's the one we're talking about. And it
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: seems like, you know, your mother is is flying down
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: the street and she drops the kids off, and when
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood. And
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: a couple of times some of the neighbors have told
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: her to slow down, and you know, I don't know
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: if she's flicked them off or set something out the window,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: you know, but you know, this is stuff that we
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: just cannot tolerate. Huh, well it really doesn't sound like
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: my mom. But you know, okay, we need to you
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: know what, Natalie, what what we're not gonna do is
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: what you're not gonna do is act like it's not
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: your mamma. It's your mother that's doing this. So what
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: we need you to do is tell your mama to
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: slow up down so we don't ask problem, all right,
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: because I tried to be nice with you at first.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be a denial figured it's not
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: your mamma, then we got issue. First of all, daring
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: from h o A. I need you to watch your
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: charls and who you're talking to, all right. I need
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: you to climb that all the way down. All right.
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: you need to do. Slow your mama down the way
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: she's driving to do. It's stand in the middle of
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: the street. Is she plying down and so hopefully she
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: can knock you out the way. Okay, s, don't talk
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: to me like that. You're being ruined it respectful. I
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: don't ask her if this time because I don't think
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: it's hard. But you're not gonna talk to me like that. Okay,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: So your mama can just drive down the streets and
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: I can say what you want to do, what I'm
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: gonna do. Whatever she want to do, she'll go on
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: doing it. She can't do it in the neighborhood that
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I'm a member of the h o an. She can't
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: do it there. Okay, I don't mind whatever your mama
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: arrested with your kids in the car. If I got to,
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: I wish you would. I wish you would have my
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: mama arrested with my kids in the car. You're gonna
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: have more problems than you ever had. Okay, you bet,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: And I have my mama arrested. You gonna get arrested
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna be sent to the hospital. How about that. Okay,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: let me tell yourself to tell your mama so slow
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: her down in the streets. This the last one, and
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: I'm giving y'all this the last one. Well, you know
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You ain't got to give no one.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: It's okay. We can have a real conversation about it.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: We can meet and talk about it. Ain't gonna talk
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: to me like that, say you and I ain't telling
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: my mama nothing. I ain't telling out a small own thing.
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: Not that what you're gonna do? What's your mom to
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: dare that must meet about it. I'm not bringing my
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: husband too, says you got so much to say, you
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: don't say. I don't want you to kiss that same energy.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: Okay with my husband. I want you to talk to
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: him like you talking to me. I literally tell you something.
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't worry about your husband and none of that.
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this right here.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: that told us that your mamma was speaking out the street.
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: Commedy one said it, Tommy put it out Retimmy. Tommy
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: said your mamma was the one running up and down
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the street fast going part of picking mile and out.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: Commedy One said that I don't know who Tommy shot,
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: but Tommy can kiss my. You can kiss my and
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: anach other neighbors who got something to say about my
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: mama can kiss my about that. You're gonna shoot it,
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: Let me and shoot it, dude, you little Matthew Tommy
• 49:59
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• 50:04
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• 50:20
  Speaker 1: like on the phone talking questions to me. I'm about
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: to get you which up? Brother? Let you tell me
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: you'll to the Darius got me to play fall Call
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: you baby, You'll see always going down. It is going
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: dawn all take back as a real mother. You know.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting back. Man. I like my mother to
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: me like that. She's stop me. You got me? Everybody
• 50:55
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna happen. I just want to
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  Speaker 1: go home right now, man, so I could eggnog Man.
• 52:32
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• 52:43
  Speaker 1: coming up? Get ready? Stephen the Fellas too. Subject. I
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: got excited very easily. That is Today's Strawberry Letter. Will
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening string show
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: time now for Today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you
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• 53:15
  Speaker 1: you to buckle up and hold on tight. We got
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  Speaker 1: it four you here it ease. Strawberry letter. All right, Tommy,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: This Strawberry letter requires a little disclaimer at the beginning.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: If you have small children wished you, you might not
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: want them to hear this letter. Okay, just warning you parents.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: The subject is I get excited very easily. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: I really need your help and advice with an embarrassing problem.
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: I'm a twenty eight year old healthy black mail and
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: I am single. Since I was fourteen years old, I've
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: been having frequent erections. I have been to several urologists
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: and specialists, and each doctor told me that I'm completely normal.
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: I have talked to my male friends and older men,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and they all say that it does not sound normal,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: but it also does not sound like a big problem.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: But it is for me. I have my first professional
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: job and I wear suits to work daily with tailored pants.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: It's very hard to conceal bass. You heard me. It's
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: very difficult, very hard to conceal my bulge, and I
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: feel like everyone has noticed at one time or another.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I've tried all kinds of home remedies, and I have
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: started wearing really tight underwear, but nothing works to compress
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: my big problem. I was out getting lunch the other
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: day and ended up having to go through a drive
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: through because I could not get out of the car.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: It lasts forever when it happens, so I've been late
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: to work and business meeting some days. It happens at
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: the worst times, no matter what's on my mind or
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing. It's caused problem in my last relationship
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: because it creeped out my girlfriend. And what in my
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: last relationship? Because it creeped out my girlfriend and she
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: thought I was some kind of freak. Creeped out on
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend? Okay, I think a word is missing there,
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: and she thought I was some kind of freak. It
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: will usually go away on its own, but most times
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I have to help out the situation. If you know
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: what I mean. This thing is altering my lifestyle and
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: starting to ruin my confidence. Do you think I should
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: discuss my situation with my employer and my pastor. I
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: don't want to look like a pervert. Any advice would
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: be helpful, all right, Um, first of all, yeah, I
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: just say a few things and then you guys, Steve, okay,
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I think you guys. Yeah, and I and I said
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: that in my first line. I don't think I'm qualified
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: or should I say, equipped to answer this letter. I don't,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: but that to never stopped me before now, has it?
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Obviously I am not a man, but but I do
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: empathize with you. I mean, we've all heard about ED.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: We've all heard about ED. This is the exact but no, no,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: this is this is a form of ED. This is
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: a form of ED. It is ever, this is a
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: form of that, the exact opposite of what we all
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: are familiar with. Um. Of course I would naturally tell
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: you to go to the doctor and get checked out.
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: But you've been to neurologists, you've been a specialist all
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: of that, uh, you know, and they've all said it
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: was normal. I just can't imagine you're missing meetings, being
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: like for work because of this. You're twenty eight. I
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: know this happens when to teenage boys A lot and
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: stuff like that. Um, I would just suggest you've got
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: to keep going to the doctor until you know you
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: can get this situation under control. You say you wear
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: tailored pants until this situation is to control. Maybe you
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: shouldn't wear tailored pants. Um, you know, I know you. Yeah,
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: this this is a bad situation. I wouldn't talk to
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: my employer about it just yet, and definitely not my pastor. Uh.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: And I understand you, yeah, I understand you don't want
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: to look like look like a pervert. So um steve
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: from that point. You know, go ahead, you can take
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: it now. But I have different boy. Come on, don't
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: even worry about it. I got all this hill in
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: that bottom. Let me go and walk you through this
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: thing right here. Like you see what you your main
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: problem is you think you've got a problem. That's your
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: main problem. That's the problem they are you talking about. Boy,
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. You're saying, I'm a healthy twenty eight
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: year old black man. All of us been a healthy
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: twenty eight year old black All of the sick, the
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: sicker sales, the dive, the fat boy, the shot man,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: we all been healthy twenty eight year old viral young
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: men before that. Ain't nothing here old vibes. They read
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: about it. Ye work it out for you, helf. Since
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: I was fourteen years old, I've been having frequent erections. Boy,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: everybody half frequently. At fourteen? What did you talk to? Ye?
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: You can't wake up? He's your friend, He's with you
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: all the time. I was fifteen, I was looking at
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: mine one day, going, what do you want from me?
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Why are you here? What are you going? I'm not
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: ready for you yet. I'm going downstairs from breakfast my mama.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: Damn die. Now you sitting up here talking about you
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: at fourteen? You prost too. It's every day. So now
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: you don't go into the doctor and guess what the
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: doctor told you that you completely normal because medically ain't
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: nothing wrong with you. Boy, hold that thought, Steve, hold on,
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: I say something? When I said that? Is it hard
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: for you to hold that thought? Steve? You guys are
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: so elementary? All Right, we've been We'll have part two
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: the Hour's subject of today's Strawberry Letter. I get excited
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: very easily. We'll be back for three minutes after the hour.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: we're gonna recap today's Strawberry letter. Before we do that,
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: we do need to do a disclaimer to parents. If
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: you have small children, you may not want them to
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: hear this letter. The subject is I get excited very easily, Steve.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Here's twenty year old dude man and wrote in and
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: say he a healthy black male and he's singling since
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: he was fourteen years old. He's been having frequently red
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: every man listening to this is going man and your
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: fourteen Yeah, and you ain't but twenty eight. They come frequently,
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: they come, Oh goodness, you know what's wrong with you?
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I got news for you. It's gonna go await, you're
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: gonna be looking for it. It's gonna be some money.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: You are talking to, Hey, hey, but happening. Come, I'm
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: up down. What's happening? Hey? Man? Could you just come
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: back every hour and then see But no, no, no,
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: you take your ass to the doctor and guess what
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: he told you is perfectly normal? Boy? You this you
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: want of them boys that staying the gift horse in
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: the mouth and don't even know it. They're blessing you
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: got right now. But also some men say it don't
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: sound right. Older men say it don't sound it don't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: sound normal, but it also don't sound like a big problem.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: That's because old dudes no enjoy this while it's happening.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: Boy saying you ain't gotten much longer, sitting up in
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: the hill tripping it. Well, no, I'm what? Surely can
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: I tell me? Mad at me? Can't say something, but
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: I just want to point that out. He's late for
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: work and he lets me get he ain't missing. He
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: missing me because another reason, Sureley, you didn't let him.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: Man had this here? He missing no meetings cause of
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: working all this hip. He says. I have a first
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: professional job and I wear suits to work daily with
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: Taylor pants. It's very hard to conceal my budge, and
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: I feel like everybody has noticed at one time and
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: pleaded pass boy, plead it pans. How about carrying your
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: files in front of you, hang your briefcase around your neck,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: don't require road trip coat? Get where trench coat to work? Here?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Are you cold? You got the flute? Jay? Want me
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: to jay say getting married? Hell, that's a jay say
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: getting married. You all listen to go away, Listen to me. Listen, Man,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I've tried all kinds of home memories, and I've started
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: wearing really tight underwear. Here's you did. Under Armor makes
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: a bicycle short. Underwear is made by under Armed. Now
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: let me tell you what I know about this. See,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: I've talked with several men and those of us that's blessed.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: We have these situations when you blessed, I know, I
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: know your years. Don't talk to jail about this to
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: it even little junior and we all that's blessed me.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: And under Armor makes a boy sickle short. Now, what
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to learn how to do something so
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: you can work with this is you got to make
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: and listen to me carefully. All you have to do
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: is listen to this. Stand at attention. When the problem occurs,
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: you have to get it. Everybody looking up at you,
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm telling you? Take Sideclops. Listen
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: to me. Take Sideclops and just put him at twelve o'clock.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: Side Clops has to live at twelve o'clock. If you
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: put side in, if you put Cideclops at five o'clock,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: seven o'clock, eight nine o'clock, you got a problem. You
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: got to put side Clops at twelve o'clock noon. Now
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: surely for those of you to go don't understand, you don't, okay, well,
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: then listen to me. The clock has an hour on
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: it where it's twelve new, straight up, straight up? Yeah,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: twelve new. It's whare Sherlett said? Again, it's pointing straight up.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: That's all you got to do. That's all you got
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: to do. Now, get everybody at attention at twelve news.
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  Speaker 1: Your problem is solved, son, But see that. Hello, you
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: ain't really got no problem now. You just don't know
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: how to handle your situation. Now you say you talked
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: to older men when I'm assuming you ain't got no
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: brothers or no daddies or nothing like that in your life.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: So now I'm trying to help you. But you all
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: you got to do is get everything up at twelve news. No,
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: let's move on down. You say that it just happens
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: way too often. Now you get these Tommy John makes
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: an underwear that's very comfortable that will allow you to
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: put yourself in the high noon position and sold us
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: under armed their bicycle shorts and keep everything in a
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: position that you won't have this problem. No bo, Now,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: did you say sometimes in last four hours. That reminds
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: me of a Seattist commercial that said, if you get
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: an erection lasted more than four hours, call your doctor.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not calling the doctor. I have war than last
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: more than four hours. No, I'm taking selfish. I'm taking
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: selfish me and I'm putting them on the time code.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: And I'm sending the friends of man that I'm still family.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: I want to man steal check me out two hours.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: I'm not calling no damn doctor. I hate every man
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm going much person. Okay, post your comments on
• 1:05:55
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  Speaker 1: on demand. You're listening. Okay, Steve, it's time for you
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: to um introduce your friend. You hired him, Jay Anthony Brown. Gentleman,
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna need it going through it. Here he is
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: Jathony Brown. Okay, I have an announcement to me. You
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: know that was working on the Big Black Nutcracker. Well,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: things just went crazy, so we're out of production. I'm
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: done with Dad. They went nuts. Contracts, it just went nuts.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: It just totally went nuts. I'm working on a new production.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Now it's called How the Grinch Got His Ass Whoop,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: And it's uh, it's called Disney movie. They really, yeah,
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: Disney movie. I'm talking to people at Disney and it
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: stars mc hammer. And so mc hammer is in the
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: house and you know how the Grinch comes in and
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: steel and stuff. And when he comes in, he starts
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  Speaker 1: to sing. This is the first song of the movie.
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  Speaker 1: Of the thing. He started saying, can't touch that. You
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: can't touch that. So he stops the Grinch from taking stuff.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: You can't touch that again. Now here's the thing right here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for different people to play the part of
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  Speaker 1: Cindy lou who and I'm going with two people, the
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  Speaker 1: little girl, right, I'm going with two people. I want
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  Speaker 1: somebody light skinned because when you put that green paint
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  Speaker 1: on it, I can't use a dark skinned person. So
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: I'm youth looking for a light skinned person with green
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  Speaker 1: eyes because to play the part with the play the
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  Speaker 1: part when we do the close ups. Now, when we
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: do the ass whipping part. Question is the reason you
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: have to find the light skinn Persson. You put the
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: green makeup on him, it to be purple, no, it'll
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: go green, but black dark dark. People can't take that
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: that green paint, Steve George Wallace. Yeah, it's so, it's
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: a it doesn't work, so I gotta have light skin.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: So yeah, so anyway, anyway, so the part of the
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  Speaker 1: action part all the action part of the ass whooping part,
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: because I need somebody who can really whoop ass, who
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: can really whoop the Grinch's ass is gonna be played
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  Speaker 1: by Sheryl Underwood because she really she will really put
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: foot in the Grinch's ass. And now, like before, Kurt
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Franklin is in this. He played Jesus. I know, I know,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: the baby Jesus is not in there, but he said
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  Speaker 1: he'd do it for in my part. Now here's the
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: most important part, the part of the Grinch. The part
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: of the Grinch. This is very very the part of
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: the Grinch will be played by Nate Robinson because don't know, yeah,
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: nobody knows how to take a serious ass whooping like
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: so tongue to the Disney people is gonna be on
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: ice production when it's not gonna be a movie, it's
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: gonna be on ice. So the Grinch gets his ass
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: whoop on ice, so look out for it. Nate Robinson
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: will paid party to the Grinch, he will definitely get
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: his ass. Whoop. I'm taking auditions now, that's what I'm
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: working on. You're listening Morning show time Now for ask
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  Speaker 1: the clo the Chief Love Office of the Cloth, and
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  Speaker 1: you're ready. Yeah. This one is from Evelyn in DC.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Evelyn says, I'm about to lose my mind because I
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: found out my living boyfriend lied to me. I haven't
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: said anything to him about it because I need your advice.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: He dated my younger sister about eight years ago, and
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: my sister was mad at first, but she eventually gave
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: us her blessing. Now whenever she needs something, he still
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: will run to help her behind my back. He was
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: at her house Saturday to help her put up a
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: Christmas tree and I found out about it. Should I
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: keep fussing at him or let myself sister have her
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: man back? What? Yeah? Who's going on? Yeah? What y'all?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: What y'all? What y'all do this? Fault? Y'all ain't think
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: this is gonna be a problem. Uh huh. But see,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: let me explain something t system. Since it was cool
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: with you that he dated your younger sister and then
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: you started seeing him, since it was cool with you.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: He just figures cool. Going over there, help put Christmas trip.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: It's Christmas, it's the spirit of giving. You know how.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: She gonna she ain't tall enough with that stopped there? Wow,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: going over here, help your sistem. They probably have any
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: iggna sang Christmas song? What heaven? Egna sang it Christmas song?
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: She mad because her tree ain't up though. I don't
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: know what to tell y'all crazy let us Yeah, y'all
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: gonna pass me. He ain't that good. I can tell
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: you that right now. He can't be crazy. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: she was mad at first, but then she gave them
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: her blessing. Yeah, nah, that's too much. Yeah, get someone else. Sorry,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: Barry into gave gave gave y'all her blessing, and I
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: guess she's still blessing him. Maybe we just feel it blessed.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Doing this holiday speed sounds like yeah, drinking together. But
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: the nag though, Yeah, all right. M Barry in Toledo says,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: I've been with my girlfriend for three years and we
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: had a great Thanksgiving planned, but things went left when
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: a female co worker texted me. My girl saw the
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: text and asked me why my worker was comfortable enough
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: to send me a happy Thanksgiving text at eight a m.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: She said, my coworker needs to know her place. My
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: girlfriend has access to my phone, and I've never had
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: this problem before, so I know it's because my co
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: worker is fine ying FI N E N all caps
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: Steve All. Yeah, Now she's really mad because I changed
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  Speaker 1: my password. I'm not a cheater and I don't like
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: insecure women. Did I handle this the wrong way? Well? Do?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: Let me just say this to you? Come on, come on,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: come on, chief love offen, fine chick? Yep, text you
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: at eight o'clock in the morning. What does that mean?
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: Happy Thanksgiving? She'll hope you have a nice time. And
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: when she texts that message, the question is what did
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: you think because you saying she fine? Yep? If a
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: fine woman were to text me and say happy thanks
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: Giving to me, come on, I would immediately wonder, Yeah, well,
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: how happy could it be? Yeah? How happy? You trying
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: to make me? What's happening here? Yeah? And so I
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Um dog, you handled
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: it the wrong way? You change your pass code? Bro,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: what that's a sign of guilty? Now you say you
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: ain't a cheater? What you change your pass code for.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: You ain't doing nothing, Oh no, because it wasn't just
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: wishing you a happy Thanksgiving. You got to change your
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: pass code because it didn't. It wasn't just that. It
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: was something else somewhere. And in case you text back,
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: you can't have her picking up your phone. Let's just
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  Speaker 1: be real. Oh that dog stopped. Thank you? You're listening
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• 1:14:09
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  Speaker 1: leave a message. You're okay, Hey, Steve. I just wanted
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: to say happy holidays to two boss lady nieces. One
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: is Tammy Woods out of Loisville, Kentucky, and the other
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: one is Christina Carr also known as Kaylin out of
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  Speaker 1: to your both from aj Aunt Jan. From one service
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  Speaker 1: member to another, I would like to say thank you
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  Speaker 1: for all that you do and especially our service members abroad.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: Please not forget about those employed in foreign places after holidays,
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  Speaker 1: throwing our serviceman woman out there as a president. Hi,
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• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show a happy holiday, Good morning, Happy
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: Holiday to you, Steve Appy time everybody gets on this shows.
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  Speaker 1: New Jersey to my mother's jaim Jack and Philadelphia. I
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  Speaker 1: would like to wish everybody in the city of Philadelphia
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: happy Holidays, and I wish that everybody have a joyful
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: and the safe holiday. Hi, my name is Stebbie and
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to send a Christmas message out to my
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  Speaker 1: kids the cold dominic in Darrell. May God keep you safe,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: you have a beautiful holiday. God blish you're listening show.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Lads and gentlemen, we're backing right now. It's time to
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: take a look into the demented man. Of a demented man,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, the demented one Jay Anthony. I speak
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: to the I speak to the people who really feel
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: like I feel about Christmas time, who don't have that
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: much joy. We're not looking forward to the twenty fifth.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: They're literally looking for the twenty six. When it's all over,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: that's when they celebrate. So I sing and speak to
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: those people. That's what I sing about. We got love
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: every damn songs. Hit it here, you hit it. Gonna
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: have a jack dub Christmas because it's been a jack
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  Speaker 1: up year. I don't care. You need to know I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: have no Christmas year. I'm gonna have a jack dub Christmas.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: And I'm not feeling so neat. I said, so you
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: need to know, so hear me when I speak. I'm
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: gonna have a jack dumb Christmas. Gonna spend it all alone.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: I've got no gifts and I won't call text you
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm gonna have the jack dem Christmas.
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: It's the West time of the old back Golly, gonna
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: have the jack demp Christmas. This year, old back Dolly
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  Speaker 1: gonna have the jack demp christ Oh hold my ass,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: go ahead, Dan, I've never seen nobody's to spend that
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: much time to be negative. I mean better, I love it.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, who writes an anti Christmas song but going
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: to the studio to do it. It sounded jolly because
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: of the music. Yes, listen to the words. You wouldn't
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: know that. It wasn't a normal happy Christmas. Some little
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: kids somewhere just crying, you see, miss Jake Man. Great job, Jake,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: give him no high fire. That's my job. Team. Wait
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: a minute, thank you. Think about it doing thanksgiving, doing
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: thank you. When you get them first few text missions happy,
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: thank you. After about two more hours of that, don't
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: they get on your damn there? And he'd be like, Okay,
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: that's that's when you group texts from your friends and family.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: I thought, here from my mama, that's enough. Happy. This
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: bitterness is running rubbing off on you, Tommy a little bit. Yeah,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: I could be. I'm cool. All right, we're coming back
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: matter of fact, this is our last break of the day.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Steve's closing remarks, you don't want to miss it. It's
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: been a good day. We'll be back at forty nine
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  Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this you're listening to all right,
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: here we are Steve, last break of the day. It's
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 1: been a good day. That's why we love having you, Steve.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: So you can give us some closing remarks, some words today.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Oftentimes my best closing remarks are remarks that are reflective
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: of something that I'm going through, have been through, or experienced.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: And so today is going to be in that vein.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I want to talk to you all today about faith. Faith,
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  Speaker 1: the purest definition of faith to me, this is to me, now,
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: I don't know how all the people view faith. I'm
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: just talking about the purest definition of faith to me
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  Speaker 1: is simply this. Faith is the belief in things that
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: you cannot see. That's what faith really means to me.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: That categorizes faith for me, That exemplifies faith for me,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: That expresses faith for me. That somehow, over the years
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I have managed to understand that faith is in the
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: belief in things that you cannot see. So when situations
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: beset me, when circumstances run up into me, when I
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: find myself in something that I have no control over
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: that circumstance, just set thyself right in front of my door.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden I get the phone
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: calls hey man, you all right, hey man, hang in man,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: so sad to hear the news you know I had
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: a slew it that this week because of some article
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: that came out about the show Friends from Cleveland, and
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it all. But I'm gonna tell you something
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: that I'm drawing on. I'm drawing on this thing called faith.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: I'm drawing on some words that my mother told me
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: when she was young. When I was young, my mama
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: was a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She always
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: taught me that I don't believe God brought me this
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: far to leave me. There is no way that God
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: got me to this place to leave me. See where
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: faith comes in. I firmly believe that when one door closes,
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: God has another one to open up. See. I never
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: stand in the doorway that's closing in my face and
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: keep knocking on that door. Y'all need to open this
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: door back up. I'm not gonna stand there and try
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: to force my way back in the door. I'm gonna
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: take care of my business. Of course, faith with our
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: works is dead. But I do not get crippled and
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: crumbled over the predictions or the thoughts of somebody else.
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: Somebody come to me and tell me what they're gonna
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 1: do to me. How many times have you had somebody
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: come to you and tell you what they was gonna
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: do to you? How many times have you had a
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: boss confront you and tell you what they was gonna
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: do to you? And they say it with the full
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: intent of shaking you up? And sometimes it work, don't it?
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: You go home and you shake it. Let me offer
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 1: you something, stop shaking. Don't worry, don't be dismayed. There's
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: no way God brought you this far to leave. See
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: the people is talking about taking stuff from you. They
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: didn't give it to you in the first place. What
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: they don't know that your steps was ordered by God.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: What they don't know that God positioned you right where
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: he wanted you to be at a particular time. They
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: had no choice that to put you into position because
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: God had ordered his soul. So when they come along
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: and they start talking about taking you out of position,
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 1: what you're worried about? That fault? You don't think. You
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: don't think that you have an option here. You don't
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: think that the god you served that put you where
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: he wanted you to be placed. You don't think he
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: see all of this. I do. I think he sees me.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: I think he places me right where he wanted me
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: to be placed. I think he has people saying things
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: about me so I can hear it. I think he's
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: allowing people to think that they're making decisions because they
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: want to. I believe that they don't know that God
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: is always working on my behalf behind the scenes. Always.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Why Because I believe and I trusted him. That's why
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: he always working on my behalf. That is no, I'm
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: not an evil person. I'm not an unrighteous person. I'm
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: really a good person. I'm flawed, but I'm a good person.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 1: I don't set out to hurt nobody. I ain't trying
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: to step on nobody. So when somebody bring me some
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: disparaging news about what they're gonna do to me, in
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 1: the words of Bishop T. D. Jakes, you got to
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: be careful how you handle me. Be very careful how
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  Speaker 1: of the Most High. What He's done for me in
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  Speaker 1: of faith is to leaf in things that you cannot see.
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