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Dick's Sporting Goods bans Assault Rifles, Showtime at the Apollo, A Sand and Soul Update, Comedian Earthquake and more · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: don't you join? Yeah? Well, hobby joining me? Honey? Do
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  Speaker 1: turn out to turn water water, y'all. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your thing at it everybody you're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: come on dig me now, want and only Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: I got a radio show. Sometimes you wake up and
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  Speaker 1: you're not feeling your best. The reason I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: this today is because today it is one of those
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  Speaker 1: days for me. You know, you can stay positive, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm a very very positive person. Now I'm turning it
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  Speaker 1: around as I speak to you because I've learned a
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  Speaker 1: trick in my life. I've learned a self motivating tool
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  Speaker 1: that I use, and I'm gonna share it with you today.
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  Speaker 1: So if you wake up and you're not quite feeling
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  Speaker 1: yourself that day, as is the case with me today,
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  Speaker 1: if you wake up and you just you know, you
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  Speaker 1: know what the old saying, you just woke up on
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  Speaker 1: the wrong side of the bed, that type of thing.
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  Speaker 1: You haven't one of those days. Here's what I do,
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  Speaker 1: Here's what I've already began to do to turn the
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  Speaker 1: ship around for me. Whenever I'm having one of those
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  Speaker 1: moments while I'm not on point, don't feel all something
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  Speaker 1: seems a little our center, I immediately immediately and and
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  Speaker 1: and and I ain't. I'm I'm not kidding you. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the process of doing it right now. I
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  Speaker 1: immediately start thinking of all the little things, all the
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  Speaker 1: little things that I have that I could be grateful for.
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  Speaker 1: And I start with the fact that the reason I
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  Speaker 1: had to get up this morning. See, the reason I
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  Speaker 1: had to get up this morning was because of you know,
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  Speaker 1: the work I do, the job I have. Now, you
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  Speaker 1: may not have a job that you're in love with
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  Speaker 1: like I'm in love with mine. But let me ask
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  Speaker 1: you this right here, suppose you didn't have that job,
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, how would today be? But you could sleep
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  Speaker 1: in a little bit longer, But when you woke up, man,
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  Speaker 1: you'd have to be faced with cold realization that, hey man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't working man, I ain't. I ain't making it
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  Speaker 1: happen for me and mine. I'm not getting it done.
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  Speaker 1: And so with that in mind, I immediately I started
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  Speaker 1: showing some gratitude for waking up and man, just having
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  Speaker 1: having having worked to go do. And then I started
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  Speaker 1: telling myself that, man, he didn't have to do it,
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  Speaker 1: but he did. He woke me up this morning, that
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  Speaker 1: I'm up, I'm actually able, that I'm here again, that
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  Speaker 1: that he ain't through with me yet, that there's really
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  Speaker 1: still things for me to do. Man, okay, cool, I'm
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  Speaker 1: on point with that. I'm on point with that. And
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  Speaker 1: then I just started going over the little things. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know, my coffee machine wasn't working this morning. I said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I've been down. I've been fittling with that coffee machine,
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  Speaker 1: trying to get it to work. You know, I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: get it to work. I called somebody, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: get some coffee. It's okay. The ain't the end of
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  Speaker 1: the world, you know, And I was I started thinking about, man,
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  Speaker 1: that I have a place that I can go to
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  Speaker 1: once a year. That's beautiful. And I started thinking about
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, look I got a place that I
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  Speaker 1: laid my head that's mine. I mean, you know, as
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  Speaker 1: my father in law once told me, when somebody came
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  Speaker 1: to see about him and his house was inside his
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  Speaker 1: house talking to him crazy to the police, he said,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, he said, this is my house. He says,
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  Speaker 1: as mega as it may be, this is my house,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm the king of this castle right here. However, meaga,
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  Speaker 1: it may be, this is mine. And you know, when
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  Speaker 1: you start looking at stuff in terms like that, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, for me, it's just a trick. I use.
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  Speaker 1: I started feeling better. I started looking around, man, I
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  Speaker 1: started thinking about man, I had I got something to
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  Speaker 1: wear today. You know. I started looking at little stuff. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some eggs later on today. I started
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  Speaker 1: looking at other stuff. Somebody is hungry today, See somebody,
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  Speaker 1: somebody don't don't really have an option of knowing what
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  Speaker 1: they're going to have today. I actually have a refrigerator
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  Speaker 1: with an option in it. You know. I started looking
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  Speaker 1: at the little things, man, that God has done for me,
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  Speaker 1: the little things is in my life. And I started
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  Speaker 1: picking myself up. Man. I started feeling a whole lot
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  Speaker 1: better about myself. And see, the more I started telling
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  Speaker 1: it to you right now, the better I'm starting to feel,
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  Speaker 1: because man, is you can you know, I mean, look,
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  Speaker 1: I mean listen to my voice. My my energy is
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  Speaker 1: picking up, my pace is picking up, because now I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hit out of out of hit my rhythm. I'm up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad, I'm up. I'm grateful to be here. I'm glad.
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  Speaker 1: I got a family. I'm glad. God didn't kept my kids.
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  Speaker 1: Glad God kept my wife. You know, I'm glad. You know,
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  Speaker 1: whoever you are, whatever your situation is, God didn't kept
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  Speaker 1: somebody for you on your behalf. That's a benefit to
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  Speaker 1: you or somebody you're trying to teach something they may
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  Speaker 1: finally get it today, or something you've been trying to know,
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  Speaker 1: you may finally know it today. But you got to
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  Speaker 1: accept the blessing of what it is that you know. Now, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know, see, if you've been looking for an answer,
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  Speaker 1: a solution to a problem, and then the solution come,
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  Speaker 1: you know you got to be grateful for it. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Lord helped me with this relationship. Maybe today is to
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  Speaker 1: day you find out that that's been the toxin and
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  Speaker 1: the poison in your life, that that relationship is what's wrong. See,
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  Speaker 1: But because we want to hang on to it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we try to make it go against everything that was
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  Speaker 1: in us. Now we got this toxic poison in our life.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you may find out today that that's it
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  Speaker 1: that you need to move on. Well, you know, something
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  Speaker 1: that ain't the most devastating thing you could find out.
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  Speaker 1: There's a blessing and a lot of things that that
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  Speaker 1: that looks painful at times. You know, I said it
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  Speaker 1: at best one time, I said, you know, sometimes the
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  Speaker 1: breakup is the blessing for a lot of people, it is, man,
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  Speaker 1: because you know, look, man, you know, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: make choices with who we want to be with. And
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you didn't pick the wrong person. You know, look,
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  Speaker 1: and they don't make that person the bass. That person
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  Speaker 1: just wasn't good together with you. That's all it is.
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  Speaker 1: And so when you come to that realization, sometimes you
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  Speaker 1: know it is time to move on. You got to
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  Speaker 1: be grateful for all of the little things, man, the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you have a way to get around, the
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  Speaker 1: way that you have the read, that you have some
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  Speaker 1: money to go get on, something to go get around,
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  Speaker 1: that you're in school. It might not be going just
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  Speaker 1: perfect for you right now, but guess what, you're in school, man,
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  Speaker 1: you got a shot. You're making it happen. You know
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. A lot of people don't have that, man,
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people don't know what the next move is.
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  Speaker 1: At least you're in the process of doing something about it.
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  Speaker 1: And you may not know how to see your way
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  Speaker 1: all the way to the end. But just knowing what
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  Speaker 1: to do what the next step could be for you,
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  Speaker 1: that's good enough. You know. You don't have to know
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  Speaker 1: all the steps. Just what am I gonna do next?
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  Speaker 1: With left? I do this, and I'm gonna take this course,
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  Speaker 1: and I complete this semester, I move on to that semester.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is. Look, man, we just
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  Speaker 1: gotta find something to be grateful about today, because in
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  Speaker 1: your gratitude, God blesses you with more. Some of God
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  Speaker 1: sees that we're grateful for the things we have, he
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  Speaker 1: gives us more things to be grateful for. It's simply
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  Speaker 1: the law of attraction. If you're thankful and grateful for
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  Speaker 1: the things you have, you will now attract to yourself
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  Speaker 1: more things to be grateful for. It's the law of attraction.
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  Speaker 1: It works in every aspect of your life, not the
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  Speaker 1: fact that you don't know the rule, it does not matter.
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  Speaker 1: So the thing that you want the most of in
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  Speaker 1: your life, it's the thing that you're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: give the most up. The things that the thing that
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  Speaker 1: you hope happens to you the most, it's the thing
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  Speaker 1: that you're gonna have to have happened to others the most. Lord,
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  Speaker 1: I want you to cover me. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: cover some people, but I want you to hear my cry.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to hear some people's cries. But I
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  Speaker 1: want more love in my life. You're gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: love more people. I'm talking about real, real love. And
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking about going out fooling around with somebody.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's ridiculousness. And see here's or whatever. Since I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about love and wrong love and ridiculousness, here's how
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  Speaker 1: you know that it ain't from God. I want you
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  Speaker 1: to hear me. Now, if God is involved in it,
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  Speaker 1: there is no sin. If there is sin involved in
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  Speaker 1: it is not from God. Just remember that rule. It
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  Speaker 1: took me a long time learned that. One. You know
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  Speaker 1: what the Bible says doing tell us that you would
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  Speaker 1: have them do it when they did it to me,
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  Speaker 1: so they must want it done to them. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: go down here. I'm gonna do this. If what you're
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  Speaker 1: going to do is a sin, you have now twisted
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  Speaker 1: a Bible verse to fit your method or what you
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  Speaker 1: want to do. To know, simply know that if it's
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  Speaker 1: God's voice just talking to you, or something that's going on,
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  Speaker 1: is in it. Bishop Oldman talked this to me. The
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  Speaker 1: God's voice and God's methods always has no sin in it.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Steve, how are you. I'm good? What's up calling?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning crew? What's up? M M? Did you blackout?
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  Speaker 1: That's for a moment? Morning out? Tom, Eric Rich Uncle.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, So you're fresh backing everything? Day off yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: one day off from taping TV. That's all. It was
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  Speaker 1: a tough run for me. But now I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 1: on another one. So but I'm cool. I'm blessed. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't rather have too much work than to be out
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  Speaker 1: here looking for work. So I'm just gonna take this
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  Speaker 1: blessing and go on, cad right on where you need
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  Speaker 1: to be. I won't complain to the law the imme jones.
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  Speaker 1: Yes feel no ways time. No, that's how I don't
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  Speaker 1: feel no ways time. I don't know what's the other one? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I won't complain. I won't. I didn't know you would
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  Speaker 1: love that one because I was in complaining problem you
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  Speaker 1: done don't complain an example? Well, you know people take
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  Speaker 1: my complaining, uh like for example, you all um and
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  Speaker 1: run with it. So I have been learned. I've had
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  Speaker 1: to learn to temperate. You know when I happen because
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  Speaker 1: when we throw it back in your facial champagne. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying because all of us said
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  Speaker 1: what it means you wearing about that Captain because you know,
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  Speaker 1: Captain hate to be over that guard one is wrong.
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  Speaker 1: How much we really love you though? You know that.
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  Speaker 1: It's really interesting because you know, because it's like all
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  Speaker 1: the levels. Junior is right where junior is. He's at
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  Speaker 1: the junior level, yeah, of his career. Then you got
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  Speaker 1: Tommy who's at the mid level, and then you got me,
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  Speaker 1: who has done a lot of things that's high levels.
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  Speaker 1: I did a lot of things. Now I've done a
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  Speaker 1: few things. Now stop, you're there, Steve, you have arrived. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're it. People aspiring you once. You've got a family
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  Speaker 1: that did it for me. I'm like, oh, yeah, he's there.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've done a lot of things. I've done a
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  Speaker 1: lot of That's the beauty of where he is because
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  Speaker 1: he did a lot of things too, you know. Oh
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  Speaker 1: the beautiful the blessing for me is a lot of
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  Speaker 1: my stupid stuff was befol social media and phone camera.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you Lord Holia. Anyhow, no proof? Won't he do it?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well it is still the show continues, the
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  Speaker 1: ignorance continues. It's time for something funny with Junior. He's
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  Speaker 1: here with truth be told. Absolutely. We'll be back at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for something funny. Junior is here
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  Speaker 1: with truth be told. What you got Junior? Absolutely? Before
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  Speaker 1: I do start, though, I do want to say that
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to going to New Orleans. I will
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  Speaker 1: be performing at the Sigma Gambara Regional Convention and even
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  Speaker 1: laughter with Junior. M Yeah you what? Junior? Hold ups well?
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  Speaker 1: I'm performing at the Southwest Regional Convention for sig Mcgamma
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  Speaker 1: row Uh in New Orleans at the Grand Height Yeah Hotel.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah for the story. They have their conventions, so I
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  Speaker 1: am the guest comedian for the junior that the junior level.
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  Speaker 1: No junior, that's like they're major even of the year.
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  Speaker 1: That's really good. What I'm saying though, is junior, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna behave No damn boy, what Steve? They'll get mass No.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, you know what many times I have
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  Speaker 1: started this and he didn't assumed he knew what I
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  Speaker 1: was talking about. No, I know that's at the union level. No,
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  Speaker 1: what I'm trying to say? No, no, boy, Now you
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  Speaker 1: be trying to talk to somebody they think they know,
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  Speaker 1: but they keep getrong, not pissing me off. It's what
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  Speaker 1: it's doing. Okay. All I was thinking is you might
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  Speaker 1: be able to find yourself a wife because we're not expecting.
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  Speaker 1: How are you, junior? You got come on, don't it's
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  Speaker 1: about that time, Steve, It's damned about that time. What
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  Speaker 1: what was left? Tommy just got married? Hey hey girl,
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  Speaker 1: Hey my girl. My player extension with a little longer,
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  Speaker 1: hey player. But Tommy did not really went a little longer. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you all the question, and this is
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  Speaker 1: for you, Tommy, because I want to hear everybody's opinion us.
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  Speaker 1: Did you all think Tommy was a good player? No,
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  Speaker 1: I laugh, I didn't. I didn't think. I didn't think
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  Speaker 1: he thought I was pretty decent. Now come on, now,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't good at all. He was always in trouble. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: always pranking somebody's husband, you know, just doing crazy stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Too many women. You know, it was just too much, Steve. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think. I couldn't name and I would really
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  Speaker 1: have a meeting with you after you did that, because
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  Speaker 1: if you say on the air, that's where we draw
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  Speaker 1: the line. No, no no, no, Tommy, I'm talking about stuff
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  Speaker 1: that has been on the air. Of course. What did
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  Speaker 1: you think, Tommy, your duffel bag of clothes got through outside?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember that, Remember that exactly. He was
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  Speaker 1: dating an older woman and her son, who Tommy, would
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  Speaker 1: you were older than her son? Right? Or younger than
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  Speaker 1: her son something like that. Her son didn't like you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they jumped on me. Actually, you know which is I
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  Speaker 1: told you all? I told that boy was Oh I
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  Speaker 1: know what it was you wanted him to call you daddy,
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  Speaker 1: and then and then I and then I told him
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  Speaker 1: don't come in his back room with me and your
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  Speaker 1: mama back here. Man, what I say that far? He
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  Speaker 1: was mad at you twenty one years old as I
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  Speaker 1: ain't calling you daddy. You ain't my daddy. But you
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  Speaker 1: just met him now, Yeah, and you're gonna tell the
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  Speaker 1: boy to call you daddy. In a relationship for a
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  Speaker 1: long time, but don't just met him, Tim, He told
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  Speaker 1: the boy he had to call him daddy. So Tommy
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  Speaker 1: and not in a serious relationship with this woman, just
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  Speaker 1: here in the back spanking this boy. Mama. Oh god,
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  Speaker 1: So let me understand this. So y'all have to understand
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  Speaker 1: the dynamics of Tima's relationship with the boys. Mama. It
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  Speaker 1: was nothing, wasn't anything serious, wasn't a committed relationship. Tommy
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  Speaker 1: in the back giving the boy mama or spanking back
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  Speaker 1: what you're saying, ain't that better than spanking in the front?
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  Speaker 1: Why is we in the front room with all that?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't But then you come in the front and meet
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  Speaker 1: her twenty one year old son. Now you want him
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  Speaker 1: immediately to call you daddy? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, now, did
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  Speaker 1: you warn him? I'm trying to figure out where I'm wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I still how are you gonna ask this boy that
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  Speaker 1: twenty one? Call you daddy? Ain't never met you, He
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  Speaker 1: ain't stupid. He knows what's going on back there, right,
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  Speaker 1: he can hear it. And then you want the ultimate respect?
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  Speaker 1: Called me daddy boy one that they jumped up. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you didn't know that story, junior? Yeah, ever heard it before? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: He called me surprised because the board and called his
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  Speaker 1: brother and they didn't jump. He's surprised. Just call me.
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  Speaker 1: I can walk you through it. I swear I want now.
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  Speaker 1: I still know the game, mean just because I'm out.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't know the game when you was let me go.
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  Speaker 1: This whole thing started was did y'all think Tommy was
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  Speaker 1: a good player when he was? All your playoffs stories
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  Speaker 1: ended in this with him escape been within an inch
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  Speaker 1: of his life, each one of them. Yes, your clothes
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  Speaker 1: been outside in a delfel. Remember that time you left
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  Speaker 1: your phone at a strip club getting tired on me?
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  Speaker 1: Now that right there when you got go make me crack?
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, coming up the nevview is gonna run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back and we have a special guest in
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  Speaker 1: the building. We're gonna talk to the very famous earthquake
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  Speaker 1: in the building. Yeah, Frank, run that prank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: coming up at the top of the hour, and miss
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  Speaker 1: and will be here with today's national news. Right now.
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  Speaker 1: It is a time for the nephew to run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back and don't go anywhere. A special guest in
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  Speaker 1: the building. Family member, earthquake in the building with the man. Yeah, yeah, quick,
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  Speaker 1: you know it. Man, how he's getting it in, I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you. And if they are above six ft you
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  Speaker 1: in the game, black man got it. Hate everything got
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump, but them tax cuts Jesus because I'm Sam
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  Speaker 1: was on me like the clay. I swear to Gol.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know I made that kind of money. I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking around. I gotta cut some of these more obligations.
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  Speaker 1: I'm making enough money for me. It isn't these truth.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to goal. So my kids do not come
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  Speaker 1: here and give me nothing that can't prosper. I swell,
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  Speaker 1: I mean it, it's over. I checked my kids every
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  Speaker 1: day and do a DNA has swathia. I need a
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  Speaker 1: paternity test. Make sure your mind. Why you keep checking me?
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  Speaker 1: Because the tests never come back A hundred percents always
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  Speaker 1: come back nine and nine point nine. That means somebody
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  Speaker 1: got a one per same baby round here, and I
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  Speaker 1: want to make sure they ain't in my house. Steve
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  Speaker 1: can't a fault it. It's ridiculous over here. I swear
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  Speaker 1: to God, I got to get on something right here.
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  Speaker 1: All these channels and everything black pant for hanging in it.
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  Speaker 1: I swear they're mad at the the little kid for
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  Speaker 1: being an age and ill. Who's his money on there?
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  Speaker 1: I read for plenty of eight call back to play eight?
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  Speaker 1: Where was that boy called that? It was a thousand
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: eights on this? Steve? Now I know it was better
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  Speaker 1: than one of them, a script with nothing but ground.
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  Speaker 1: I went to my acting coach everything I couldn't get
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  Speaker 1: in the movie. That's the shame out here, trying to
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  Speaker 1: get on. I swear to god, Steve got every show. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I said, brother, please give me I play one of them.
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  Speaker 1: I'm coming in here. I'm letting you know. It's good
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  Speaker 1: to Steep, my man, my people. I listen to y'all
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  Speaker 1: every morning, and I love y'all death over here, y'all
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: it getting it in junior dressing. I'm gonna do dressing good,
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  Speaker 1: I said, look at you. I s even in Ralph,
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  Speaker 1: like he was going to the club. I said, well,
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: that that that Harvey money is really looking good. I
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: remember he was living across the street in hotel. I said,
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: keep your head up, don't you let him get you
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  Speaker 1: out of that pocket. And now he ran here with
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: his nose up like a Kadashia. I'm not speaking to
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  Speaker 1: nobody or nothing. I said, do what Junior do? What
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  Speaker 1: Junior do? Do it? Call pay for part and got
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  Speaker 1: Junior down. Y'all furniture been saying, hand cut fresh. Don't
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  Speaker 1: have to stand in the line and get in the club.
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  Speaker 1: Man just bawling over when it's your turn. Don't forget
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  Speaker 1: your own that's right, don't forget your back there. Man
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  Speaker 1: tell you Quake. When I first started doing comedy, Quake
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: was the first comedian to allow me to play an
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  Speaker 1: a list room. Oh that's how long ago it was. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I had never been in one. I had always been
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  Speaker 1: doing a clue. It wasn't that long ago. That's how
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: long ago there would be able for you? All right,
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Quake it's gonna be with us here for a while.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: So let's get to the frank. Tell me what you got?
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I got Lester Tucker Tuck running that frank back? Go ahead, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a Lester Tucker MS Tuck. How
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  Speaker 1: you doing? This is our Curtis watching Soul Brother number nine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm with the bp A and the bp of A
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  Speaker 1: Black People of America. What the okay? Listen we are
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a survey today. We're calling a lot of
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  Speaker 1: white households and we're trying to figure out have y'all
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  Speaker 1: been using the N word in your house? And if
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  Speaker 1: you have, how many times are you using the N
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  Speaker 1: word on a daily basis in your house? The N word? What?
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  Speaker 1: What come up? Said? I don't use the N word
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  Speaker 1: of my house? I got youngest, We don't do that
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  Speaker 1: around my house. Have you been using the N word
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  Speaker 1: at your job? Oh? Hell, don't know? What kind of no?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Back to hell? Up? What did you just say? You got?
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  Speaker 1: What at your job? I got? Look what bashes up?
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  Speaker 1: If I used the N words? I paid the rent
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  Speaker 1: in this trailer? Hey, hold on, hold, wait a minute, brother,
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  Speaker 1: now look you call me, hey, hey, let me explain
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  Speaker 1: some something to you. Sir, We do, we do. All
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  Speaker 1: we're doing is a survey. Now I will tell you this.
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  Speaker 1: We do have surveillance at your place, and we will
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: be trying to figure out if you at my trailer.
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  Speaker 1: We will be taking dictating. We will be trying to
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  Speaker 1: figure out if you're using the N word. Let me say,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: if I won't say the N word, I say words
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to say. If I find some surveillor
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  Speaker 1: to my trailer, I will come and keep your black
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  Speaker 1: people association. That didn't hear me? You know who you? Uh?
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: Just you lest to tuck? Ain't you? You got right?
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  Speaker 1: I'm luster Tucker. Do you want to know how many
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  Speaker 1: times I said say the N word? We're trying to
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  Speaker 1: get a survey on it, sir. That's what we're trying
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: to you just trying to start some I'm with. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Curtis Walking with Black people of America. Hell, I'm who
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: you are, Curtis Walking. Why are you calling my house?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm just here to ask have you been using it?
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  Speaker 1: And have you been using it at your job? Why
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  Speaker 1: did I tell you I don't use to my house
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  Speaker 1: because I got kids? I don't use at the job
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: because it got black people to work for me. I
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: don't want to run them off my car on the name. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: when you go down to the club by yourself, are
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  Speaker 1: you guys in there using it? Look? Come on now,
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: be honest with me. Are you guys in there using it? Man?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I don't know what about.
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  Speaker 1: But it's not me like you. Look, I got black neighbors,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I ain't. I ain't like that. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: like that. Okay, Well, let me ask you this when
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  Speaker 1: you just when it's just you and them, them good
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  Speaker 1: old boys, when it's just y'all, are you using that
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  Speaker 1: in words? Well, let me ask you this when it's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: just you and you're and you're hoodling a little buddy?
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean what? What the hell do you call
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  Speaker 1: white people? You used? I am not used the words, sir.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: I want to get like I tell you who the
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: hell you are? Sir. I'm doing the time, I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: the survey here. I don't all right, but why will
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: white people of America? How about that? Say we can't
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: have a long association? Hell no calling me up, call
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: me ask me question. Okay, I just got one more
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  Speaker 1: thing to tell you. Are you familiar Williams. Yeah, he
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: works for me. Well, this nephew Tim from the Steve
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by william You
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: all right, man, you got kind of ribbed up. Man.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Well man, you brother, he told me, he said, he said,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: this white guy is gonna go off. He said, trust me,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: he does not use the N word, but just act
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  Speaker 1: like he's been using it and he's gonna go to hell.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: Off mans me money anyway, all right, left the cob.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, what's the baddest radio show
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: in the land. Let me tell you if the Steve
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. And you know how I know because
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: some black guys said work for me. Have that you're
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yesterday was a
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: really emotional day as a students from Stoneham Douglas High
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: School in Parklin, Florida, returned UM. The students have been
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: demanding action from lawmakers on gun control laws. Well, private
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: corporations are showing us some action to Uh. This is
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  Speaker 1: some really good news. Dick Sporting Goods, Inc. The store. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: they're taking steps to curtail the sale of firearms, including
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  Speaker 1: ending sales of assault rifles uh and banning the sales
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  Speaker 1: of guns to younger people people younger than twenty one.
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  Speaker 1: The company announced, Uh that was yesterday. Dick Sporting Goods
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  Speaker 1: sold a weapon to the shooter, uh, Nicholas Cruise back
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  Speaker 1: last year. I think it was in November of last year.
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  Speaker 1: And the company Yeah, yeah, the company doesn't want to
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  Speaker 1: be a part of this horrific story anymore. CEO of
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: Dick Sporting Goods, Inc. Edward Stack, made the announcement yesterday
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: and Good Morning America also breaking news miss and standing
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  Speaker 1: by with details on Paul Manafort Trump's campaign. Uh. He
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: was Trump's former campaign manager. Uh. He pled not guilty
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: to vast money laundering charges and road charges. And also
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: the President's son in law, Jared Kushner. Did you guys
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: hear about this lust of security clearance at the White House? Yeah, yeah,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: it's going down. Ye all right, Steve. That's big on
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  Speaker 1: the CEO too, to take their gun out of there.
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: It's really really big, yeah, he said. He. I wonder
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  Speaker 1: what Walmart's position is. Do they sell as salt weapons
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: at Walmart? Walmart tweeted out they are raising the age
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: for purchase of firearms and ammunition from eighteen to twenty
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: one years old. And they are also removing online items
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: resembling assault style rifles. Now, now we're starting to get somewhere.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, Dix is a great move, but Walmart they're
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: the largest retailer in the Yeah, because Walmart don't need
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: nobody money. All right, this is what the CEO said,
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: take a listen. Based on what's happened and looking at
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: those kids and those parents, it moved us all unimaginably
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: and into to think about the loss and the grief
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: that those kids and those parents had. We said, we
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: need to do something, and we're taking these guns out
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: of all of our stores permanently. So yeah, no chance
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna reverse never reverse it. Yep, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: That was CEO of Dick Sporting Goods, Inc. Edwards Stack,
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  Speaker 1: taking a stand. It's just not a gun that's needed, no,
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: because it doesn't exactly what it says. It's just for assaulting.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: It's not for hunting, it's not for sport. You don't
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: need it for target practice. It's for assaulting. Its name
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: exactly what it was designed to do to assault. Now, look,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I'm all for people owning guns Second Amendment rights. No, No,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: I don't want to put it on the amendment because
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: see that's what's time whole up. It's a part of
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: our American Constitution. Yeah, that's what they do. Tie it
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: to your right. See, we keep talking about the Second
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Amendment is all right? Now it's not all right. It
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: needs to be changed, just like so many other amendments
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: have been made to this constitution. The Constitution is old.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: It was written by old people, and they didn't have
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: a gun that ran off that many rounds at one time,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: and they didn't have a society that we have today,
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: or where you can get Ammo like you can get ammo.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: You know, any of that. It has to change. Did
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: you hear when Delta Airline said they were gonna stop
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: the discounts to nr A members going to their meetings.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Now the Republican people who are in charge are now saying,
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: since they're doing that, we're going to not give them
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: the tax credit for gasoline since they're gonna stop that.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: That's how high up it goes. The hell you're wearing
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: about a discount on the airplane ticket for a few
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: people going to a damn n i A meeting, And
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: now you're gonna keep taxes on them for gasoline prices
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: which are now everybody else's airline ticket. Yeah, alright, Steve,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: And as you calm down, let's bring in methane. Okay,
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: well right now, okay, thank you. I'll take it like that.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: This is a trip morning, and here we go with
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: the news. The students in Marjorie Stone and Douglas High
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: School returned to classes yesterday for the first time since
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, when a former student shot and killed fifteen
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: students in three instructors. It was only a half a
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: day session. The young people were welcomed with carnations and
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: hugs from the law enforcement personnel station there. And then,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: believe it or not, there was another school incident yesterday,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: but with a twist. Authorities in a in a place
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: called Dalton, Georgia say that a high school teacher barricaded
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: himself inside of a classroom yesterday with a gun. He
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: shot once out the window. Luckily, no one was hurt
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: and that teacher was in custody. Meanwhile, one of the
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: nation's largest sports retailers, as you just heard, Dick Sporting Goods,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: says we will no longer sell assault style of rifles,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: and then no one under the age of twenty one
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: will be sold any kind of gun. Walmart also a
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: step to stop selling itsualt rifles now will not sell
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: it to anyone under twenty one. It turns out the
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: alleged gum and Nicholas Cruz had purchased a gun at
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: dick Sporting good Store, although that was not the weapon
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: he used in the massacre at Stoneman Douglas, but nevertheless
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: that that's how Dick's Sporting Goods their name wasn't and
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: they wanted to certainly want to get out of that.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: White House Communications director Hope Hicks has resigned her post
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: one day after telling a Congressional committee that she sometimes
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: had to tell little white lies to protect the Trump administration.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: The NFL just into deal, dropping Papa John's Pizza as
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: an official pie and making Pizza Hut its official brand.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Papa John's founder and president, John Shnatty, you may remember,
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: ended up on the Football League's bad side last year
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: when he openly criticized league officials for allowing players to
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: kneel during the national anthem, and he claimed that his
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: sales were tanking because of it. However, Pizza Hut said
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: it sales well up and suggested it maybe Papa John's
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: product just wasn't good enough. Shnada also turned a lot
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: of black people off when he promised to lay off
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: hundreds of his mostly black Papa John's workforce if President
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Obama was reelected. Mourners are paying their respects for a
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: second day to the Reverend Billy Graham as his body
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: lies and stayed in the Capitol Hill rotunda. Around us
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: stand the statues of heroes who led the nation in
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: prayer during the great and difficult times, from Washington to Lincoln,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: to Eisenhower to King and today in the center of
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: this great chamber lies legendary Billy Graham. Of course that
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: was President Trump. Today is World Compliment Day. So beautiful.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: That's a good one for all. You're trying to make
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: brownie points with you a significant other. With more entertainment
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Today's trending topics. Twenty minutes after the hour the Steve
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: So he's still here. He is here. Earthquake in the building. Yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: I came to see Olga, Steve. What food ain't nothing? Man?
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I hurt. You got that production comedy. I'm coming to
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: see you. Yeah, man, man, I got did. I'm telling
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: you right there the idea tell you. I'm tired of
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: being the bride's maid. I'm ready to be a bride.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah man, I'm running for it. I'm tired of being
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: happy for everybody else with a TV show. I'm ready
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: to walk down the line, get me away. I'm ready
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: to be a bride. I'm ready could be mavish. I'm
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: tired of being happy for everybody else. Oh that's yeah. Yeah,
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: it's a way to go. Everybody, look at me when
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: you're gonna get married. Jesus ain't bromm. Yeah, it comes
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: when it comes. I gotta say all that I'm tired.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: I can definitely see one. I'm tired time of me
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: get on it. I'm I'm ready coming right down to
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: prayer of my look for we as my uncle. What
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: you wanna do? Man, I gotta I'm gonna do me
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: a show. I gotta readio show I'm gonna do. I'm
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: gonna talk to you about that. How would you do it?
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Off there? I told everybody every time I get something,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even be where I'm at today for my
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: comedy club. It was for Steve. Did nobody else come
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: befalling my club because they had problems with it? I
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: called Steve up. Steve say, he came man. He walked
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: in there. It was only twenty five people. It was
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: crowded for my club. He said, I only gonna, you know,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: show for twenty people. It with all these people, all right?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: He woke up in the morning when you radio came
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: back there six eight, ten, twelve, two chair every chair.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: They gave him that sixty K. I didn't you know
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: that kind of money came out there. I said, Oh,
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: that's for him. I said, that's for him. We don't
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: get none of it. I mean, he do deal with none.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: And that he was every soul nine and nine nine. Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: I gave you the I gave you the whatever food
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: you so and whatever drinks you could sell ya. I
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: went to Quakes club that nightmare. Wasn't hollerd nobody. I said,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: DI due this all week that quake. I came down here.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going on the radio the morning, all right. I
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: feel that whole damn joined up. Ye showed me how
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: to do that radio. He said, let's stop by and
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: get some donuts and some orange ues. Because you know
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: that he's DJ's they give insecure. We hit the stage.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: I got the ball. You gotta go on. Sweet him up.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: He went on and sweet him up. That phone was
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: ringing like we was a hot line. Hold on. The
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: line was lying so long, looked like we was hiring.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: It was all the way down the corner around the
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: corner was there. It was just me and him, six, eight, ten,
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: and twelve. Put me on the map. After that the
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: other club closed down. It was oh man, listen. He
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: did all those in one night. He did it Friday,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Thirday and Sunday. Four shows on Friday, foe on Thurday
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: on Sunday, and the most money I've ever seen somebody.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: And this was twenty years Well hanging us. We'll be
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: back with more are of Earthquake and the Steve Harvey
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Kat,
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: I need a drum roll, please, we need a big
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  Speaker 1: per week. All Right, he is a TV personality. He
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  Speaker 1: is a talk show host. He's an actor comedian who
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  Speaker 1: currently hosts Check This Out Quake, six popular TV shows,
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  Speaker 1: Shots for Every Young Family Feud, Celebrity Family Feud, and
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  Speaker 1: Miss Universe Contest and now Ladies and Gentlemen. Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: will host the return of Showtime at the Apollo Baby
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  Speaker 1: Out and premiere tonight on Fox at nine pm. Steve
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  Speaker 1: will tell us how hard it is to win over
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  Speaker 1: the Apollo crowd, what we can expect the season, all
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  Speaker 1: of that. Since that's your DVRs and watch live tonight
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  Speaker 1: Showtime at the Apollo premiering tonight on Fox at nine
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  Speaker 1: pm Eastern eight pm Central. Congratulations fold shows he got
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  Speaker 1: there because he was doing folk shows at the Comedy
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  Speaker 1: Club back in the day. That's how you get there.
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  Speaker 1: I need a break. See. So what I've done is
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  Speaker 1: h grace of God, is I've managed to convince all
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  Speaker 1: of my business partners I will not sign any exclusivity
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  Speaker 1: in my contracts. If you put it in there, you
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  Speaker 1: have to take it out. Well, that's the only way
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  Speaker 1: we'll pay you this kind of money. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: it game because I want you and they don't. They
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to do anything else. But then no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on NBC, ABC and Fox, the only major network.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not on his CBS, but I'm on it in
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  Speaker 1: syndication but not on network. But I have all my
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  Speaker 1: shows on prime time and on one of these networks
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  Speaker 1: because I will not sign exclusivity. And then I just,
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  Speaker 1: through God's grace, have been allowed to work with some
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  Speaker 1: fabulous partners that work around my schedule so we can
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  Speaker 1: fit it all in, and so I'm able to bank
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  Speaker 1: shoot shows. The Apollo I had asked them years ago
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  Speaker 1: to turn into a prime time special. They never believed
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  Speaker 1: in that. No, no one wants to watch your talent
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  Speaker 1: show on television. I said, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Then here come America's got talent, the Voice, American Idol.
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  Speaker 1: The hell you mean? America don't want to watch out?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell was their sullivan? Okay? And I was
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  Speaker 1: just sitting there and then this this white guy told me,
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  Speaker 1: but the booing is barbaric. I said, no, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: a form of judging. See y'all keep having judges on show.
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  Speaker 1: I got fifteen hundred judge coming every night and there,
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  Speaker 1: get your ass out of here right away. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna come back next week. You ain't gotta get no number.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta pay all these damn guests coming on judging.
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  Speaker 1: While you standing there looking crazy, why are you singing?
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  Speaker 1: They immediately start George and bear Phoe you your answer
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  Speaker 1: is judged pretty much. It's back and y'all when you
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  Speaker 1: tune in tonight on Fox, it is hysterical. If you
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  Speaker 1: think the Apollo was good back, then, lord, I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you right now it's a better show. By The promos
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  Speaker 1: have been really fun. You've been Yeah, this little boy
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  Speaker 1: I had this little group on that called Mannish. The
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  Speaker 1: oldest one is six little boys. Yeah, he just man,
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  Speaker 1: he's standing there. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? And so the name of the hit record
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  Speaker 1: is I need a girlfriend? Who? Yeah? And so I
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  Speaker 1: was asking each one of them did they have a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: So the little thug boy, the one thing he real
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  Speaker 1: hard with it with the yellow hell. He told me
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  Speaker 1: he said, no, I ain't got no girl friend. I said,
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna need one? Because you're gonna need somebody
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  Speaker 1: right to you. It's gonna be all right. We come
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  Speaker 1: back more of the show. Nephew tell me has the
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  Speaker 1: spring fall coming up? And quake is in the Building'll
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  Speaker 1: be right back. You're listening. Even Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 1: up at the top of the hour. Right about four
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  Speaker 1: minutes after today's Strawberry letter. The subject whose is it?
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  Speaker 1: That is the subject of today's strawberry letter. You do
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  Speaker 1: not want to miss it. But right now it's the
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  Speaker 1: nephew m Right now, it's the nephews, taring with a
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I ain't like I'm afraid of my response.
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  Speaker 1: I don't even want to know. I'm glad to be
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  Speaker 1: right there right now. I'll take my blessing when I
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  Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, in the moment. Yeah, here it is
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  Speaker 1: your son and my daughter, Your son and my daughter. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father. Is this Darren's father? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: just Darren singing. Listen, I'm calling you, Leshawanda is my daughter?
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  Speaker 1: You go just college up there with your sort uh
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  Speaker 1: And I'm getting The word I got a few minutes
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  Speaker 1: ago was that the two of them then run off
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  Speaker 1: and then got married together. So I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: what what what make him run off and get married?
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  Speaker 1: Like wait wait wait wait wait wait where did you
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  Speaker 1: hear this from? I just got a phone call from
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  Speaker 1: one of the kids at the school saying that they
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  Speaker 1: didn't this a girl and grew up when they went
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  Speaker 1: to grew up with a Ustle grade school. She called
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  Speaker 1: it said, Shonda and Dare then ran off and got
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  Speaker 1: married together. And they done that, they say they've done yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: But wait, wait my Saturday, my Saturday, and I talked
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  Speaker 1: to him about three days ago. He ain't not nothing
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  Speaker 1: like that. I know the getting yesterday. I've been calling
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  Speaker 1: Shonda and called, ain't nobody picking up? And I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: the boys. They give me the boy phone number and
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  Speaker 1: I call him and ain't nobody picking up in theirs
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  Speaker 1: and nothing. Dude, ain't like my baby girl, do like
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  Speaker 1: not nothing like this here. But it's not like my
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  Speaker 1: son do nothing like that without talking to me first.
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  Speaker 1: So let me call down there and talk to Darren
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  Speaker 1: and uh, I can't give me your numb and I'll
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  Speaker 1: call you fast I'm going down there that school myself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find both of them. Now, I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 1: you to let you know his Now, if I'm find
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  Speaker 1: out my baby girl then ran off and got America,
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  Speaker 1: she didn't got pregnant. I promise you, I'm gonna do
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: something that boy. If you got my baby pregnant, you
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  Speaker 1: have it. Wait a minute, now, I wait a minute. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you know, don't do nothing to my son. I understand
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  Speaker 1: about your daughter. That's my son. Now you're going down
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  Speaker 1: and put your hands on my son. If you got
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: if you come my only baby got well, I understand
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  Speaker 1: that's your only David, but that's that's my only son.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: If you talk about gonna put your ass on, you're
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: gonna have a problem. If you got my baby pregnant,
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  Speaker 1: your son Derek going, I'm gonna beat it. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name again? What's your nael it dialing? My name? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it is my baby wish on? Who's your on dialing? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I know, how did you tell your damn that? Look
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  Speaker 1: at Mr Diller. Uh, You're not gonna put your hays
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  Speaker 1: on my son. Let me bring it. And it's the
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  Speaker 1: only reason I didn't see her doing something like that
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  Speaker 1: because I'm taller, I'm doller years and years and years.
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  Speaker 1: You don't make no babe. You don't make no baby
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  Speaker 1: not be married. You don't do it. I went on,
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  Speaker 1: and God, man, that means you're trying to make it
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  Speaker 1: right that wish you did, Mr Diller. Mr Diller, listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. Now, I did stare. That's your daughter, she's
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: playing or whatever. But let me talk to my son
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  Speaker 1: before you go down there trying to do something crazy. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Your son in cuse my
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  Speaker 1: baby girl and getting married and he didn't gotta pregnant.
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  Speaker 1: I know what's going on. I know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: My son ain't done nothing to your dog. Let me
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  Speaker 1: call down there and talk to him before you talk
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  Speaker 1: about going down and putting your hairs on somebody. I
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  Speaker 1: told my baby, I told along, ain't nothing but the thug.
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  Speaker 1: Who whoo whoa, whoa whoa. But don't be accusing my
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  Speaker 1: son of being no damn third. Now, well, what kind
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  Speaker 1: of man grown over and get mad at the hands
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  Speaker 1: and twinting ain't talked to the parts or nobody wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: make him do something like that. Well, you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: my tody. My son ain't done nothing as you're raising it.
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  Speaker 1: How did you raising you've been doing? You in raising? Right?
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now I'm here. You're talking to I'm
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: talking to you. Got my baby pregn I'm gonna beat
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  Speaker 1: your boy. If you don't, you're gonna get your along.
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  Speaker 1: My hol You think you're talking to you, I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: to I'm talking to your home man. Hands on, nobody,
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  Speaker 1: you put your hands on so you know what you
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  Speaker 1: understand me? That's my show, but about your daughter? But
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  Speaker 1: that's my baby. Hey man, hey, hey, that's my show.
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  Speaker 1: You're talking about putting your hands on. You don't have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with me if my baby bringing out promises
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  Speaker 1: you don't never knowing that because I'm gonna do something
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  Speaker 1: that bore you. Man, that's the last time on here
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  Speaker 1: you you don't do something my shot. Now now you're
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: gonna sitow down gut of your show, and and I
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  Speaker 1: will last for a minute. Let me call my friend
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: like I get back to you because they don't come else.
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  Speaker 1: I need to tell you what we're saying. Man, what
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  Speaker 1: else you got? I got something other farmer out that
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  Speaker 1: school to get the woman. I want you to know
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: one thing for I get off this phone. What is it? Man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening. Nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: Mr Darren, you just got pranked by your son, Darren Jr.
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  Speaker 1: That boy boy got better sense. No, I gotta high
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  Speaker 1: blood pressure. What I call his mom my time me.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, about every loping? You've been mad?
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  Speaker 1: Three times? You ever your lope? Anybody ran off in yah? Man,
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  Speaker 1: my ass out of the day. I should have missed
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  Speaker 1: that flight, said wrong, escaped. All right, it's going down
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  Speaker 1: this weekend man, matter of fact. First show, it's to
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  Speaker 1: night Baltimore Comedy Factory. The nephew is in town. One
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  Speaker 1: show tonight to Friday too, Sadday Friday gone, Sadday Gone.
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  Speaker 1: Got a few more tickets for the night they're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: And the third show. Now I'm listening to how my
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  Speaker 1: other you should do it? I might do it. I'm
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: yeah you did four that's got that's gonna get him, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: don't play what you think quick listen. I watched them understand,
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  Speaker 1: I take it. I'm there that money again. Eight then
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  Speaker 1: well too too, you understand turning three hundred one. Thing
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  Speaker 1: about you, quack. I noticed because we all work around
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: comedians every day, they always deferred to you like quake
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: makes them laugh. He's a comedian. Comedian, yes, he is,
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: well because he the purest form of it. It comes
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: from a place always quite comedy, always come from a
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  Speaker 1: place of realness or perspective that everybody can relate to.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't write no jokes about dinosaurs, and e T
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  Speaker 1: won't laugh at this. You could be on the show
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: with five six comedians. Y'all be in your dressing rooms,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: individual dressing rooms. As soon as you hear that quake
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  Speaker 1: grabbed that Mike. Everyone side of the state hear this
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  Speaker 1: food right here it happens is retard. He is retard.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: Ain't talking about nobody, kids, and please don't take it
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  Speaker 1: that away his ass to the point where it ought
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: to be. It ought to be inspirational. Really, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to made a story about Wow TV show.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, um coming up at the top of
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  Speaker 1: the hour. It's today's Strawberry letter. The subject we already
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  Speaker 1: talked about it. Whose is it? That is the subject?
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  Speaker 1: We love it. We'll be back. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: this one? Uh? The subject today is whose is it?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Tommy, buckle up and hold on time. We
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  Speaker 1: got it for you to strawberry letter. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: For some reason I love this subject. Whose is it? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley. This past Valentine's Day started out as
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  Speaker 1: the most amazing day with the man of my dreams.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: We plan to go out to dinner, So after work
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  Speaker 1: I went to his condo and wait it for him
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  Speaker 1: to get home. The moment he walked through the door,
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  Speaker 1: we got busy quick and wild style. Afterwards, we pulled
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: ourselves together and went out to dinner. He gave me
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: the bottle of perfume that I had always wanted, so
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: the night was going great. After dinner, we went back
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  Speaker 1: to his condo and had some drinks, listen to some music,
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  Speaker 1: and ended up getting intimate again. The love making was
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: so intense and passionate this time until he abruptly jumped
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  Speaker 1: up and yelled, what did you say? It took me
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: a couple of seconds, and then I realized, Oh, my goodness,
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: I just whispered my ex's name. How did this happen.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: I've been divorced for ten years and I have no
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: contact whatsoever with my ex. My man looked at me
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: with this hurt, angry, disgusted look and left the bedroom.
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  Speaker 1: This is the second time it's happened. I did the
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: same thing a few years ago. He eventually forgave me
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: the first time and we got back on track. But
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  Speaker 1: this time, I don't think it's going to be that's
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: going to happen. I've apologized over and over, but we've
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: only spoken twice since then. I'm so mad at myself.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: I'm heartbroken and confused. What is wrong with me? Do
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: you think he will forgive me again? Or is it
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: best to just leave it alone and walk away? By
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: the way, we're in our mid fifties, both divorced, and
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: we've been together for the past seven years. I don't
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: want to lose him. Please help. Wow, what a way
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: to mess up for a really good evening. Girl, What
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: were you thinking? I mean, I can hear you, I
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: can hear breathe. You guys had a great night. You
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: say this is a man of your dreams. You guys
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: have been together for seven years, you've been divorced for ten.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: Where did this come from? I mean, did you have
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: too much to drink? Where you drunk? You know, maybe
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: you can blame it on that, but yeah, this is
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: this is kind of crazy. And you you heard his ego,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you know, not just one time. This is the second
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: time you've done that. How do you think he's supposed
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: to feel? Uh? It makes him think. I guess from
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: a man's point of view that you're thinking during the
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: most intimate time, not about him, but about your ex.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: And that's not cool. I don't know how you did that.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: You slipped up really badly. He forgave you the second time.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Uh the first time, I mean eventually, I don't know
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: if he's gonna forgive you this time. I don't know.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: It depends on you. Know how you make it up
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: to him if he allows you to make it up
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: to him. I don't think that you should just leave
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: and walk away without you know, doing everything you can.
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: But you're in your mid fifties, you're both divorced. I mean,
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: sounds like you have a good thing going. You just
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: messed it up. You're just gonna have to I don't know, really,
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: you know, plead and appeal your case to him. Maybe
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: he'll forgive you a second time. I don't know, Steve, Well,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: I don't need to how much time I got how
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: many minutes? You've got plenty of time ahead, because I
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: could do this three minutes. I can get all this
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: seen in one time. Come on, let's just let me
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: explain something to what happened was has happened to a
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: lot of men before. But the title of the letter
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: is whose is it? So obviously he asked the question
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: in the middle of the session, Whose m is it?
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: And he said it because he knew he would put
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: me in work. He had had this thing. Oh moaned
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: this round to y'all. Back you walk in dough is passionate,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: all held and broke blues, then bat your buttons off.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: That's when you know it's question right there her buttons.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: He couldn't just rip a lot. I'm gonna need two
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: times to do this because I forgot. I got to
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: set up. What the hell happened? Y'all came in the room,
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: tan at each other. The anticipation was incredible. He gave
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: you perfume that you always wanted. Y'all will walked through
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: the dough. Y'all got busy, she says in her life
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: quick and lois style. Lord, you know what wild style?
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: This all this? When you break spindles off in the banister,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: that's where you can't explain how the hell that's not
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: the refrigerator handle in your on hands? This how wild? Yeah?
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: Blood that hold the mallet and butcher knife it broke.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: You can't even find that other kitchen chill. You don't
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: even know where the hell why is the kitchen chill outside?
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: He just got three now? Yeah? And who told the
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: hot water handle off? The speech? That's pretty wild. All
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: the cushions on the couch is with You can't explain
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: none of this. And it's a crack in the flash
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: screen TV. That's how wildly got And the fireplace don't
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: work no more It's just I thought this is quick
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: and wild style. When you're in there, you can't explain nothing.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: People coming on. What is all the need prints in
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: this car? Girl? Is your knees bleeding? He got a
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: zipper print on his cheek. That's how wild it got
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  Speaker 1: open there. Now, when I come back, I'm explained to you.
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  Speaker 1: Right in the middle of this wild style while he
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  Speaker 1: was performing at his eyes level ever before, he asked
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  Speaker 1: the proverbial question whose is it? There's a word missing
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  Speaker 1: in there, but we all know what he meant. You said,
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  Speaker 1: whose is it? When I come back, we will go
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  Speaker 1: down the list of things you could have said, and
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  Speaker 1: then a list of things that you probably said right
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  Speaker 1: after this. All hell, bravele. Alright, we'll have part two
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  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the
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  Speaker 1: hour you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: come on, let's get to part two of your response
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  Speaker 1: to today's Strawberry letter subject Whose is it? You had
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  Speaker 1: some lists? Yeah, Tommy, yes, sir. Now, for the first time,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna play the role of her. I'm Tommy's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna be okay. I want you to do Tommy it's
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  Speaker 1: saying whose is it? Then this first list. It's because
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  Speaker 1: she said something wrong, because in the letter she said
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  Speaker 1: the Tyler letters, whose is it? In the middle of
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  Speaker 1: the letters, she said, he jumped up and said, what
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  Speaker 1: did you say? Hmm? So Now after he jumped up
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  Speaker 1: and said to avoid the what did you say, let
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  Speaker 1: me give you, ladies, a list of things that you
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  Speaker 1: can say if you're unsure of whose it is? Mm
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  Speaker 1: hmm So Tommy, go ahead, whose is it? Oh? Show?
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  Speaker 1: I see that's easy. Like a bear, that's all right.
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  Speaker 1: He sounded like a bear. Whose is it? Who is you? Daddy?
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  Speaker 1: Here's your daddy? You're not a good girl. How you
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  Speaker 1: gotta be? I'm just trying to save your marriage. Whose
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  Speaker 1: is it? Big downs would have worked, Whose is it?
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  Speaker 1: Look at me? Whose is it? Who you think? Whose
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  Speaker 1: is it? You better know it? All of those would
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  Speaker 1: have worked. One more, Thomas, Who's is it? That's my favorite? Now,
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  Speaker 1: those are a list of things that you can use
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  Speaker 1: to keep yourself out of trouble, that would keep a
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  Speaker 1: man engaged, working hard, giving his all. Now here's what
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  Speaker 1: you can't say. When he asked you, now, his name
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  Speaker 1: is Nathaniel, name is my name's Nathan. It's quick name.
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  Speaker 1: I forgot that driving like so come on, Tommy, whose
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  Speaker 1: is it? Oh? Harold? What what? I don't know? What that? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: What wrong? What I say? Missing? You have to call
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  Speaker 1: me Harry, I said, Nathan? You no, no, no, you
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  Speaker 1: said hair Nathaniel? Why would I come? Okay, go again,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Come on baby, look at me? Who's is it? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: What what you're doing? What's your name? Did you say?
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead and talk to do again? All right? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Whose is it? Okay? Okay, okay, let me tell you
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  Speaker 1: that time you gotta go, fir. What did you say
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  Speaker 1: you got to keep doing that? What did you just say?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say? Do it again? You? Go ahead?
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  Speaker 1: Whose is it? Baby? I don't know. What did you say?
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  Speaker 1: You're doing? Good job? You don't know? Come on, baby?
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  Speaker 1: Whose is it? Baby? Maybe? I said? Whose is it?
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  Speaker 1: Why are you asking me? Yeah? What what's you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: I asked you? Whose is it? Last one? Baby? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Whose is it? What did you say? What did you body? Last? One? Time?
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  Speaker 1: Talk to me? Baby? Talk to me baby? Whose is it? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: Whose is it? What your name is? Thank you? My name? Nathank?
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  Speaker 1: You know that's what do you mean fill it in? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Was classic? Alright, fun Steven oh Man, who was your face?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for let me be again? Word? Sorry that
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  Speaker 1: just cover ahem me. So he was really into it.
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  Speaker 1: Got a part I didn't even Yeah, reading hard, it's
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  Speaker 1: just a reenactment. He got that part down. Yeah, put
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  Speaker 1: your shirt back on the We don't know you like that?
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, we gotta get out of here. Guys,
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  Speaker 1: you can email us or Instagram. That's your on Today's
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at my girl Shirley and please join me today.
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  Speaker 1: It is today for the Strawberry Letter Live after show
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  Speaker 1: on Facebook Live one thirty pm Eastern Time today. I'll
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  Speaker 1: see you there. Uh so, Steve our Man, earthquake is
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  Speaker 1: still in the building. We gotta finish talking to him.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. I let him go after this up.
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  Speaker 1: Quake in the booth. Who's is it? You're listening to
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Carlo's Reality Update coming up
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. But right now, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you have some standard soul information and then quake is
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: in the building. You said you're gonna let him mail
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: let me tear y'all something y'all. Uh in only eight weeks,
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  Speaker 1: we have sold out the rooms at the hard Rock Resort.
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  Speaker 1: Finish is saying it's Soul Festival. But I got a
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  Speaker 1: special announcement, so everybody listen to me. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, next door to the hard Rock, we've got
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  Speaker 1: a hotel called the Reu Republican, which is right next
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  Speaker 1: to the hard Rock. It's also all inclusive alcohol twenty
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  Speaker 1: four hours a day. And we just cut a special
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  Speaker 1: deal with them and a special change, and now all
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  Speaker 1: of our re you guests who are next door can
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  Speaker 1: attend the full schedule of events hosted at the hard Rock.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear me? So everybody that stays at the
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  Speaker 1: Reu next next door can now participate in all full
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  Speaker 1: events for the entire day. You know, at first we
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: had to do it wherever they could come in for
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: the evening events. But now the hard Rock has opened
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  Speaker 1: up the doors and said the real guests can attend
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  Speaker 1: the full schedule of events hosted over at the Hall Rock.
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  Speaker 1: So ain't nobody gonna have to miss nothing. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care what hotel you in, you ain't gonna get missed nothing.
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  Speaker 1: So just y'all head over to Steve Harvey sand and
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  Speaker 1: reserve your room at the REU Republica today. Now, when
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: those one hundred rooms are gone, that's it. Now, I
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: want to see y'all there after these one hundred rooms
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: are gone at the REU. That's it. I ain't got
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: no mode, So I'm telling y'all man to come on,
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  Speaker 1: saying the Soul Festival weekend two thousand and eighteen. We
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: got seventeen events, five days, four nights. We're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: really incredible time. The Hard Rock Hotel and casino and
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: the Reu Republican Resort which is right next door. It's
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  Speaker 1: all now inclusive. It's imputed kind of Dominican Republican. U
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  Speaker 1: excuse me, Dominican Republic. The dates everybody is August thirty
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  Speaker 1: to September three. If you have it reserved your room,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do it. Man, y'all gonna miss one of
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the hot events. Uh and only saying the Soul guests
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: are allowed on the resort and at the events, so
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: you have to be at one of these locations. Other
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: than that, we can't help. Not only one hundred rooms
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: left at the hard Rock Resort and casino and a
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: big announcement. We just added another two hundred rooms and
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: Republic and they're going now to real y'all. You can
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  Speaker 1: look it up online. It's really an amazing resort. It's
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: all inclusive, food and liquor and all saying. The Soul
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: guests will have access to the hard Rock Resort for
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: the nightly theme parties, concerts, showtime at the Apollo, and
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: of course the comedy show. It's twenty for our rooms service.
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  Speaker 1: All that's included. Leave your wallets at home, y'all. Come
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  Speaker 1: on man, y'all have a great time. Go to Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Saying and Soul dot com, or you can call
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  Speaker 1: last time I'm gonna give you the line up. You
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  Speaker 1: all ready, cat drum roll, Please get it. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: The welcome party come by ripping your city, rapping your jaw,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: ripping your college, or rapping your frat. If you had
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  Speaker 1: The next event we'll have the Players Ball. Come raise
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  Speaker 1: the sharp dress to impress the Players Ball. Come on
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  Speaker 1: out there and bring it. Then number three, we're having
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  Speaker 1: a seventies party. Put on your favorite seventies at tire
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  Speaker 1: and come with it. Afros dot Chi's Platforms, bray Bottle. Well,
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm aware. I'm gonna let him
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  Speaker 1: have it though. And then we got the comedy show.
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  Speaker 1: We got Tears and join with your favorite comedians. Quake
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  Speaker 1: could be that killed there ye to be there so funny.
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  Speaker 1: Then we got show Timathy Apollo Night where if you
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 1: think you got talent, you to come on up. We
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: gotta act like a success masterclass. We got the beauty
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  Speaker 1: Bar that's gonna be hosted by my wife mark Uh.
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  Speaker 1: And then we got to Stephen margin Harvey Charity Golf
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: Classic Tournament. The golf course Fellas is right there at
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. Come and enjoy yourself. Man, We have a
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: good time. All We got jazz and cocktails on the beach. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have sets and Kanyee rolled on site. We
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  Speaker 1: got the all White concert and we got a live
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Q and A with the morning show crew. That's gonna
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: be fun on that Friday one. And I believe, yeah,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: that was fun last year. That's gonna be really fun. Yeah,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: we had a great time that I haven't even told
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: y'all who the performers are. Yeah, tell us I ain't
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: gonna do it. Yeah, because cause number one, y'all ain't
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: flying way over there to see No damn, but you
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: young people fly to amsterdamn to see Bruno mall y'all, whoy'
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  Speaker 1: only oh that night he gonna be there. We're going
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: over there to have a good time. Man. So we
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: have to line up completed and I'll tell you what
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: that is later. But saying it, so, it's a big
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: day to day to get you reservations in. That's yeah,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be fun. I see you're all right? Did
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: I take a lot out of you? That was exhausted? Quait?
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: We look for it to see you over there quick? Yeah,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: I'm going over here, and so don't be hitting me
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: all on my text said can I go? I got
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: one ticket? Yeah? Now I'm cute and now you yeah qua, yeah,
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: you ain't ever get married again? No, no, that lasting
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: really did me be bad man and stepped it back
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: like slavery. Yeah, kicking it back. Man. It was rough there.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: I only mess with tempered work work. It was mine.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: Every relationship is mine. But I can't leave me. I
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: gotta work with me. When I come back and call
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: it's reality update. I can't leave me. You're listening to
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right, right before we get
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: to Carla's reality Update quake, you were saying, Now, well,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, I'm Steve. I'm never getting married again,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna find somebody because I'm in my fifth
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: is and my price state given out on miss Yeah boy.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: I went in there, Steve, and I swear man what
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  Speaker 1: they did to me, and there I bought a T
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: shirt and saying me too, listen to me man, man,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: it was it was. I was feeling some type of
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: way when I came out there. I didn't know what
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: the process was. I swear everything man for me too.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: I was in there through the tissues or you know,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: box of tissues on there, put your clothes on, come
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: on in the office. I said, no, Roses. I looked
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: at him, and you can't take your woman in there
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: with that because she's like, you couldn't take it. Huh
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: don't you said he didn't hurt read slow? I mean
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: it was it was less. You got me right here
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: feeling bad. Man after guy. It was terrible of is.
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta have somebody to be with me. Somebody got
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: to be with me right now. Somebody gotta hug me
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: or something. I got to find something. I'm telling you
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: around because I ain't up there. I got quantity, but
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: the quality gone. I got to find somebody to hug
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: me and smuggle because it's gone over here. Man. I
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: see why next time I said, just let me have
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: prostate cancer. If this would it takes. But I got
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: to go through this. I take the cancer. I swear,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: letting me lose weight. I just ain't going in there
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: with that man. No much that man it's in there
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: with a glove that's take away myself to steeve. I
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: started fox fights, stepping my tip shoes again again, step
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 1: on him again. What's wrong with you? Man in that
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: room over there? Me too, me too, I'm part of
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: me too. I'm just letting y'all know right now. I'm
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: letting you know my ps, my p s a was high.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: I didn't know he said, we need to do an exam.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was a regular xam. Did I not
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: know it? Yeah? Do it? Please please get you. Yeah,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: but you're gonna feel something bad. Yeah, here in that cup.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: And they come back, they tell your p say, have
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: we got to do an exam? You gotta get your
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: mind right now. Yeah. When I used to go because
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: I started doing him at forty right. So what my
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: sister would do, quake was she would have she would
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: schedule me two days in a row at the exact
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: same time. Because the first day or if I sit
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: in the or if I sit in the that's not
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: my phone, that's probably Jay's cheap ass phone. Keep leaving
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: in here, you know, j oh, he still got a
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: house right now. Yeah, And so so I get mine
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: for two days because like the first say, if I'm
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: sitting in there and they don't take me right away
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: and I started thinking about it, I'm going home. So
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: then I come back the next day. So now my
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: doctor know when Steve come through the door, we got
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: taken right away because his as if he think about it,
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: he's going home. But I'll switched doctors so quick. I gotta,
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: I gotta. I got a female doctor. Now, that's why
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: women babies. You guys can't handle. I just didn't know
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: what yeahs are smaller man. Yeah, I ain't know what
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: it consisted. No, but then she told me though. She said, um,
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: she said, m you don't have to look back at me. Well,
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get something out of it. This is
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: a medical examination, and you don't have to look back
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: at me. I'm trying to get something. Guy contact, so
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: to regroup after that two hours, you're still Oh no,
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: it's still over here. It's when the examiner was at
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: the club. I saw it when I walked in and
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: I turned around. Let's go, y'all, let's go. We cannot
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: be in the same club. It's gonna be there. She
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: witnessed it. I know she's gonna tell her girls. Let's
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: get on that there, kiddle. They walked out there. He
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: couldn't handle it at all. Look how you're looking at
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: the flow. Couldn't need my ball better to that whole room. No,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: you won't paralyzed. Your paralyzed. Oh yeah, you ain't moving,
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: he said. The man in the room with the glove
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: is taking out my comfort. I started four fights myself. Yes,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: it's en your something. Man. I see they say black
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: men are the leading part. Not when you come junior
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: next year, is there you four? Do you gotta start
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: going in Yeah, you supposed to going forty, man, and
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: you gotta go every year. What I did was I
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: got mine so under control. My p s A is
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: so low now, man, I have like outstanding p s A.
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: Because it was kind of high, and I had the
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: lord at p s A. Man, So I started eating
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: the right foods and taking the right supplements herbs, and
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: I got my p s A so low. Then now
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: I just have you uarnate and the cup. Yeah you know,
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I thought PSA was public service or not. I thought
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: the years when they put their fingers public you have
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: your please, man, go get checked, please stay healthy. Yeah,
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: well I mean you know we do it. It didn't
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: joke for and like got ready to say, African American
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: men are leading the high percentage because we have this
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: ignorant thing. Ain't nobody touching my butt. But if you don't,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: let nobody touch you. But because prostate cancer can be
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: can be cured if you catch it early. That that's right,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: and man, it's it's an. It's an uncomfortable exam, but
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: you can die from this. And it's only three seconds.
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  Speaker 1: Trust me, it ain't at the long three though. I know,
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: I know one. Mrs it's only three seconds. Mr cb
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  Speaker 1: we missr I don't take a three seconds times three
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: seconds seem long to you. Man, as long as three
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: seconds in my life, man, I'm telling you if it's
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  Speaker 1: three al, we'll be back with more than Steve Morning, right,
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  Speaker 1: with reality Update. Come on, tell me get ready, get ready?
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  Speaker 1: She is here. Carla Ferrol with Reality Date. Okay, thank you, Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Shirley. You guys, okay, okay. Real Housewives of
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  Speaker 1: Atlanta so quake. Last week we kind of talked about
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing with Nini. Have you've been watching this
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  Speaker 1: roach gate? Steve looked at this video determined that Nini
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  Speaker 1: really don't have roaches at her new house, all the
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  Speaker 1: stuff that Kim put out and her daughter Brielle, you
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  Speaker 1: guys remember this whole video drama. Anyway, the ladies are
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  Speaker 1: in Spain, they're on this trip. They were at brunch
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  Speaker 1: and they told Say. Nini told Say that she needs
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  Speaker 1: to tell Kim. You know, since you're the bone collector, says,
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  Speaker 1: you're talking and telling everybody stuff, you need to tell
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  Speaker 1: her that she was filed for what she did putting
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  Speaker 1: out the video with her daughter, and that you need
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  Speaker 1: to let her know that she was filed for that.
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  Speaker 1: Shay said she didn't want to talk to Kim about
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  Speaker 1: all of that because she didn't want to tell Kim
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  Speaker 1: how to raise her children, her child, because she don't
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  Speaker 1: want a body telling her that. So that was that drama. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: Cynthia realized that her accommodations for the ladies, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the house that they were staying in Shirley was not
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  Speaker 1: fly enough, you know, so the ladies were not feeling
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  Speaker 1: the house. They felt like it was whacked. Nini came
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  Speaker 1: in saved the day book hotel rooms. So the girls
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  Speaker 1: were happy about that out and about they recite seeing
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  Speaker 1: around Spain. They were driving around, goat cards they had
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  Speaker 1: Porsche had a little fender bender. Did you see that
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  Speaker 1: crashing up the boy your baby? Oh yeah, we're screening
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  Speaker 1: order or nothing. I'll be good of that. Check this
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  Speaker 1: out good, Yeah, your girl, Porsche quake you guys, Marlowe.
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  Speaker 1: Marlow went in and she was very rude, and she
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  Speaker 1: was very mean to her. She talked about this welcome
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  Speaker 1: matt at her house, saying it was too small. She
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  Speaker 1: told her that she had stinky breath, and it's just
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  Speaker 1: I was on team Porsche at that point. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: said that her welcome matt at her house was too
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  Speaker 1: too small. Yeah, yeah, well maybe maybe it's just because
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  Speaker 1: I got a big ass dope perspective. Yeah, I just
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  Speaker 1: thought that was that was very You go look at
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  Speaker 1: the matt in front of our house. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: who gave us this matt in front of our house.
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  Speaker 1: It says Nona and Papa's house. We spawl grandkids. Here's
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  Speaker 1: the grandkids. I don't know who the hell gave me
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  Speaker 1: that glass man, But you know, I just I just
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  Speaker 1: wipe my feet and walk on it. That's what it's
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  Speaker 1: for exactly. So anyway, Porsche had this hand fan in
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  Speaker 1: her face and she was fanning while Marlowe was talking
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  Speaker 1: to her. Marlowe insulting this girl, She grabs her fan.
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  Speaker 1: Porsche jumps up. You know it's about to go down.
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  Speaker 1: Security Security comes in to try to break all this up.
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  Speaker 1: Long story short, Porsche left, Porsche went to talk to Nini.
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  Speaker 1: It was just too much. All of that was really
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  Speaker 1: it was a really good moment though, Carla. Don't you
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  Speaker 1: think between Porsche Nini? Yes, she really went to Nini
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  Speaker 1: and just said, you know what, I feel like, I
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  Speaker 1: can't win in this situation with these women, so them out.
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  Speaker 1: So Porsche left and the girls you know, kicked it
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  Speaker 1: and stayed in Spain. But hit me up on lips by, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: tell me if you were on team Porsche or team Marley. Yeah, yeah, Carlo.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear about Kim Zosiak getting her daughter accustom
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: made gun for her birthday? Kim and Brielle because Brielle
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 1: is getting ready to move out on her own, so
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: Kim bought her a gun. Gun. Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised,
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  Speaker 1: and it's legal. You know it is illegal, but yeah,
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: she got her gun for her protect because she's moving
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  Speaker 1: out on her own. So that's reality update. You're listening
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• 1:28:18
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  Speaker 1: getting it Okay quick, I have a question for you.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: And Steve have known each other for a very very
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: long time. Yeah, Steve keeps toying with the idea of
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: stepping back into the stand up arena. You know he
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: left it a few years ago in Vegas. We were
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  Speaker 1: all at its final show. Yes, it's farewell show. I
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  Speaker 1: was there and I looked up there and I was
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  Speaker 1: the same way. I said, no, it's too early. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: he's great, And I'm not just saying that because I'm
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  Speaker 1: on it you can just I just watched him. Steve
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  Speaker 1: used to sit back and just tell all the comedians
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  Speaker 1: what they need to do. Steve was blunt with it'll
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  Speaker 1: tell us something. You ain't gonna make it. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: ways your true. We ain't got what it takes. Is
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  Speaker 1: any of them here? None? I thank you, he used
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  Speaker 1: to tell him. He used to sit back and we
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  Speaker 1: just sitting there. Me, there's white, the rest of sitting
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  Speaker 1: in this club four hundred people. Man, it's back and
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  Speaker 1: it's in. But he's always was able to take any
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  Speaker 1: subject and elaborate on it and just go on it.
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I took from him and see why.
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  Speaker 1: And I watched him from that point on and just
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  Speaker 1: take a subject like a lock and just let it
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  Speaker 1: just morph larger and larger and larger. And I took
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  Speaker 1: it from there. And I remember one time then he
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  Speaker 1: was writing. He might don't even remember that I was
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  Speaker 1: writing this down. He said, what you're doing, say, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm writing this joke. You just grab a paper, put
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  Speaker 1: it throughout the window. What you're doing, man, you don't
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  Speaker 1: need the right heels, come straight out your mouth, ready,
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  Speaker 1: do you the way you are? I haven't done it.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't done in no other way since believed in it.
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  Speaker 1: From that point on, I never knew what I say
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  Speaker 1: when I'm getting on stage, because you never know. You
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  Speaker 1: just hope it comes out like as supposed to. Because
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  Speaker 1: if I sit back here and say, that's why I
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  Speaker 1: like to come and go straight on stage and I
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  Speaker 1: just wait around other people messed with my environment. But boom,
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  Speaker 1: I got that from him. Wow. So you think that,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 1: knowing all that you know about Steve, he's ready. He
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  Speaker 1: still got it. He could, to be quite honest with you,
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  Speaker 1: And I'm I told every week. Can he could walk
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  Speaker 1: out here just off the top hand. All right, you
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  Speaker 1: We take a way I do that new We get it. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: We'll say goodbye the quake for the moment, and then Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you have some closing remarks. You're listening. She's Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: just one more thing. Closing remarks. You know yesterday I
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: did oh, I clowned on my closing remarks. I did
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  Speaker 1: Roscoe Wallace, which I enjoyed thoroughly. Thing and get here. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: But there was a school who listens to the show
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  Speaker 1: for the closing remarks and they were upset that I
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  Speaker 1: did closing remarks. No more Roscoe. We want them closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: And so that's what they said. I know. So I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to apologize to Hardy Middle School in Jackson, Mississippi
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  Speaker 1: for being irritated at me because I didn't do so
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  Speaker 1: they affected me. They affected me, and I just said, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're right. So closing remarks. It is so
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  Speaker 1: so um here it is my closing remarks today about
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 1: the effort that it takes to become successful. And in
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: case you're confused about it, let me clear up the
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  Speaker 1: myth that if you want to be successful in this country,
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  Speaker 1: or you want to be happy financially in this country,
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  Speaker 1: it requires an all out assault on your behalf to
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  Speaker 1: attain it. I'm going to say it again, it will
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  Speaker 1: require an all out assault in order for you to
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  Speaker 1: attain it. If you want to be successful in the
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  Speaker 1: United States of America. Really, I don't care where you are,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm just talking because the show is here. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to be successful in this country, financially successful,
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  Speaker 1: it is going to take an all out an assault
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  Speaker 1: on your behalf. Success is not easy. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: paint this picture for you that all anybody can do it.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody can do it who's willing to apply themselves the
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  Speaker 1: right way. But if you're not willing, if you think
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  Speaker 1: there's a short cut, I have news for you, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to start getting doggish about your own success.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to make success and absolute requirement. Failure
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  Speaker 1: is not an option. Now, listen to me, you will
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  Speaker 1: fail the whole time you're trying to be success. But
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  Speaker 1: to allow that failure to consume you, stop you, drop you,
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  Speaker 1: sink you. That's unacceptable because failure is really just a
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  Speaker 1: valuable learned gained experience. That's all it is. It's not
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  Speaker 1: an end all for you. So let me help you
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  Speaker 1: understand something. Let's start with eight hours of sleep, as
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  Speaker 1: you've heard most medical people say is required to live
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  Speaker 1: a healthy life. Those people who put out their survey
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  Speaker 1: are not wealthy people. I can assure you that because
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  Speaker 1: let me explain something to you, and I've talked to
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  Speaker 1: a lot of well off people. If you are not
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  Speaker 1: where you want to be in life financially, you can
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  Speaker 1: ill afford to be asleep eight hours a day. If
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  Speaker 1: you are sleep for eight hours a day, you are
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  Speaker 1: sleep a third of your life. It's only twenty four
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  Speaker 1: hours in a day. Eight hours is a third of that.
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  Speaker 1: If you are asleep a third of your life is
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  Speaker 1: nowhere in the world you'll be successful. You can't. There's
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: a script it that's saying something to this effect that
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  Speaker 1: people who love to sleep, who love the folding of hands,
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: poverty will set upon you like a thief. In the night.
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  Speaker 1: It says in so many words that that's not it exactly,
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  Speaker 1: but that's like the New Testament, meaning that new version.
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  Speaker 1: If you love to sleep and you love the folding
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  Speaker 1: of the hands, just sit around with your hands folded,
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  Speaker 1: poverty will set upon you like a thief in the night.
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  Speaker 1: Now let me ask you a question out there, how
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: many of you, just with us talking, how many of
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: you know someone who loves to sleep? I think that
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 1: would be all of you. All of you know someone
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  Speaker 1: who loves to sleep. Now, let me ask you something
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  Speaker 1: ain't a poe. The answer is yes. Scripture proven period.
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  Speaker 1: It requires an effort. You are going to start to
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  Speaker 1: have to eliminate some of the junk from your life.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be at every happy hour every day. You
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  Speaker 1: can't be at every party they throw. You can't smoke
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  Speaker 1: one every day. You can't watch every TV show that
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: comes on every Wednesday, Tuesday, Friday, Saturday and never miss
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 1: an episode. You cannot do that and be successful because
• 1:37:24
  Speaker 1: now you're putting yourself on somebody else's schedule, and the
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: timing of their schedule has nothing at all to do
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  Speaker 1: with your success. Think about it. So, what you watch
• 1:37:34
  Speaker 1: scandal every day. The people on Scandal already successful. If
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: you're watching a particular show every day, every time it
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: comes on, and you have a series of those shows,
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 1: you're scheduling your life around other people's success. You can't
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  Speaker 1: be tending to your success. If you on front of
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  Speaker 1: the boob to watching other people's success, it cannot happen
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  Speaker 1: to be successful. It takes a massive all out of sault.
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  Speaker 1: Stop messing around, take as much, eliminate as much trash
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  Speaker 1: from your life as can as you can, and apply
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  Speaker 1: it to where you are trying to go. It will
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  Speaker 1: serve you well, my friends, to put forth a massive effort,
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: because that's what it takes to be successful. Those are
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  Speaker 1: my clothing re marks today. I want to say thanks
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: to the Hardy Middle School in Jackson, Mississippi, for bringing
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  Speaker 1: me back on around. I slipped off yesterday. I'll just
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: being ignorant. It felt good to me. I wouldn't sing
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