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Workaholic Dating, Wish U Knew, 877-29-STEVE, Hobby 2 Career and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 3: Show. I don't Joy, Well, yeah, Joy, you know you.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes when a chuckle like that reminds me and my
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  Speaker 2: oldest brother that passed away.
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  Speaker 5: He used to laugh like that. It's kind of funny
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  Speaker 5: how jeans get passed down through the line. I don't
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  Speaker 5: know why I told you all that, just so want
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  Speaker 5: to share with you that's all. As always, always kind
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  Speaker 5: of asked God to help me, you know, And and
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  Speaker 5: and I had I had gotten off track a little
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  Speaker 5: bit because one of the principles of success I want
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  Speaker 5: to share with you all today is the law of attraction.
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  Speaker 5: And that is a very very serious principle. It cannot
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  Speaker 5: be ignored. The law of attraction. And I'm not going
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  Speaker 5: to be able to explain it to you as well
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  Speaker 5: as the secrets can, or as well as some people.
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  Speaker 5: I can only articulate it to you the way that
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  Speaker 5: I see it. And the law of attraction is very,
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  Speaker 5: very real. The law of attraction is a principle of success.
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  Speaker 5: It is something that everyone has to adhere to. Now,
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  Speaker 5: whether you know the law of attraction or not, it
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  Speaker 5: does not make it not exist for you. This is
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  Speaker 5: the case where ignorance is not the excuse. The fact
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  Speaker 5: that no one told it to you. There is no
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  Speaker 5: pass for this one. The fact that you never heard
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  Speaker 5: it before it does not allow you to do it
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  Speaker 5: any other way.
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  Speaker 2: So let me see if I can put it to
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  Speaker 2: you best I can.
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  Speaker 5: The law of attraction, the law of attraction, to put
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  Speaker 5: it real, simply, is the thing that you focus on,
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  Speaker 5: the thing that you t talk about, the thing that
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  Speaker 5: you think of, is the thing that you draw to you.
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  Speaker 2: It's what you attract to you. That's basically the law
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  Speaker 2: of attraction.
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  Speaker 5: The thing that you talk about, the thing that you
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  Speaker 5: think about, the thing that you focus on, whatever it
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  Speaker 5: is that is.
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  Speaker 2: What you attract.
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  Speaker 5: The law of attraction does not differentiate from positive and negative.
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  Speaker 2: It only does what it does. What I am saying
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  Speaker 2: is this in the law of attraction.
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  Speaker 5: No matter what you think of, no matter what occupies
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  Speaker 5: your time, no matter what you say, or no matter
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  Speaker 5: what the focus is, positive or negative, the law of
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  Speaker 5: attraction knows neither one. It just attracts it. So let's
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  Speaker 5: use some examples here. I can just the best example.
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  Speaker 5: Always uses me.
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  Speaker 2: That way.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't got to figure out nothing. I can just
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  Speaker 5: tell you my side of it. I was in a
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  Speaker 5: lot of debt one time in my life. This is
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  Speaker 5: before any of you knew me, so you can understand.
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  Speaker 5: In case you're not thinking, I don't want you to
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  Speaker 5: think that this conversation is about your income level, because
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  Speaker 5: it's not. It doesn't matter what income level you are.
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  Speaker 5: The law of attraction works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.
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  Speaker 5: It just works that way. Okay, here's a deal. I
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  Speaker 5: kept saying, man, this debt is killing me. I got
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  Speaker 5: to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,
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  Speaker 5: to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
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  Speaker 5: you know, I kept talking about debt, and you know
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  Speaker 5: what it kept doing. It kept attracting debt to me.
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  Speaker 5: So guess what I could get out?
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  Speaker 2: That's all? Is that crazy?
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  Speaker 5: That is an amazing law to understand. What turned it
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  Speaker 5: around for me was I started claiming a life of abundance. God,
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  Speaker 5: I am seeking a life of abundance. I want to
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  Speaker 5: have more than enough. I want to be able to
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  Speaker 5: help other people. I just want to have a law
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  Speaker 5: of attraction so that I be able to provide my
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  Speaker 5: family the lifestyle that I want to provide them.
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  Speaker 2: I want, Heavenly Father to.
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  Speaker 5: Be able to be an example of your goodness and
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  Speaker 5: your grace in my life. That is what I started saying.
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  Speaker 5: And guess what, that's what I started attracting. I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to have a great relationship with my children. I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to be the father that I always wanted to be.
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  Speaker 5: I'm going to be a good father. I'm going to
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  Speaker 5: be a good husband.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 5: I am going to do the right things. I am
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  Speaker 5: going to be the type of example that my sons
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  Speaker 5: can look no further and go. I can be like
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  Speaker 5: my dad. I want to be able to be a place,
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  Speaker 5: a beacon of light and hope for my daughters to
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  Speaker 5: come through. That's what I started saying. That's what I
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  Speaker 5: started attracting to my life. The law of attraction does
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  Speaker 5: not care if you want it to be positive or negative.
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  Speaker 5: The law of attraction just attracts whatever it is you
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  Speaker 5: focus on, what you think about, the words that come
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  Speaker 5: out your mouth. You cannot overlook this principle of success
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  Speaker 5: and expect to make it because of the fact that
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  Speaker 5: you've never heard of the law of attraction, because of
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  Speaker 5: the fact that you don't know how it really operates.
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  Speaker 2: It does not make it not exist in your day.
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  Speaker 2: You can start.
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  Speaker 5: Today attracting the right things to you by changing what
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  Speaker 5: you say, what you think, what you focus on. Change
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  Speaker 5: the focus, change the thought, change the words that come
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  Speaker 5: out your mouth, and guess what you change what you
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  Speaker 5: attract to yourself. You have got to ask yourself why
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  Speaker 5: is it?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Man, let me tell you something. Somebody said the Bishop
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  Speaker 5: Jakes one time. They said, man, everything you touch turns
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  Speaker 5: to gold. He said, no, I just don't touch everything.
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  Speaker 2: Man, This is crazy. Come on, man, he has a focus.
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  Speaker 2: He has a focus. See, he ain't just everywhere. Bring
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  Speaker 2: me any idea, Let me try that.
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  Speaker 5: No, no, no, man, he has a focus. He has
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  Speaker 5: a law of attraction. That's working where he's attracting things
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  Speaker 5: to his life. That that's positive that he can. That's
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  Speaker 5: not to say, mister Jakes don't have problems, because we
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  Speaker 5: talk often and man, he have them. Oh please understand.
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  Speaker 5: And he not trying to attract the problems. But what
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  Speaker 5: he will attract is the proper solution for the problem.
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  Speaker 2: And ain't that all you need? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 5: God did not say that it would be easy. He
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  Speaker 5: just said he would be with you. And if God
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  Speaker 5: is with you, who.
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  Speaker 2: Can be against you?
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  Speaker 5: God will make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man,
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  Speaker 5: His word is true. He do what he say he
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  Speaker 5: gonna do. Now, all we got to do is do
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  Speaker 5: some of what we say, cause we ain't gonna do everything.
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  Speaker 5: Just do some of what we say.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, here's the deal. God is going to do everything
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  Speaker 2: he say he gonna do.
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  Speaker 5: You and I just got to do some of the
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  Speaker 5: stuff we say we're gonna do it because he already
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  Speaker 5: know we ain't gonna do all of them.
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  Speaker 2: He clear on that. He clear on that. All right,
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  Speaker 2: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, morning, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 5: Without further ado, I would like to start the show now.
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  Speaker 5: A s A p all in the words of my daddy.
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  Speaker 5: Rat now, I want it done it? Rat now, Daddy?
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  Speaker 5: When you want? Rat now, Daddy? When you want when
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  Speaker 5: I say it? He never gave me a straight answer, man.
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  Speaker 1: That was my father.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 5: I think that has a lot to do with the
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  Speaker 5: how I am today. My father never gave me a
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  Speaker 5: straight answer. It was always to make you think about
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  Speaker 5: what you say. Oh yeah, yeah, see good morning, Shirley Carler, Mississippi,
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  Speaker 5: Monica Junior, and Thommas we're gonna I'm gonna give you
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  Speaker 5: an example of how my father was this morning. Anyone
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  Speaker 5: can ask me a question as a child, I'm going
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  Speaker 5: to respond.
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  Speaker 2: To you as how Slick Harvey did it? Carler?
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  Speaker 1: Daddy? What are we having for dinner tonight?
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  Speaker 2: What's your mama cooking?
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  Speaker 1: But is it chicken we're gonna have?
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  Speaker 2: He can be, but is it chicken? It could be?
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  Speaker 2: But is it rice? The question is what is your mama?
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  Speaker 2: What is we having for dinner? And whatever your mama cooking?
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  Speaker 2: What we finish?
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  Speaker 1: Had that? But Daddy, I still don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't got to know. You'll know when she put
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  Speaker 2: it on the plate.
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  Speaker 1: What we're watching on TV tonight?
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  Speaker 2: What's on it?
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  Speaker 1: Good time, good time?
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  Speaker 2: Good time?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? What time do good time? Come on?
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  Speaker 1: Eight o'clock? Daddy?
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  Speaker 5: Can we Well, that ain't a good time for me
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  Speaker 5: because the baseball game gonna be old.
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  Speaker 1: So are we gonna watch the baseball game?
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  Speaker 6: Then?
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  Speaker 5: What you think we're gonna watch? If I want to
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  Speaker 5: watch baseball game? If you want to watch good time?
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  Speaker 5: What you think we shouldn't look at? If you got it,
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  Speaker 5: you watch what you want to watch.
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  Speaker 6: That is it, daddy? That is it?
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  Speaker 7: Next question, Hey daddy, can we go outside and you
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  Speaker 7: can play with me?
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  Speaker 6: Dad?
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  Speaker 2: Well, you go outside, you're not gonna I gotta go
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  Speaker 2: to work.
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  Speaker 6: Now.
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  Speaker 2: You can't play and work at the same time. You
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  Speaker 2: gonna find that out in life. Okay, that is yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Can we get a pool? Can you get a pool?
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  Speaker 6: Or what.
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  Speaker 2: A swimming pool? Like like the kids down the street
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  Speaker 2: they got a pool. Can you got what kid down
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  Speaker 2: the street? You got a swimming pool?
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  Speaker 8: They got on the top of the ground pool running them?
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  Speaker 8: Who who running there? Ronnie Dixon? Them got a pool?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well what you need one for? If Ronnie got one?
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  Speaker 2: And if you want a friend got running?
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  Speaker 3: Hey daddy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, baby?
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  Speaker 4: How come when I ask your stuff? You always say
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  Speaker 4: you got to go to work, but then we don't
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  Speaker 4: never have no.
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  Speaker 1: Money or nothing.
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  Speaker 2: What you mean you ain't got no money.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have no money for nothing, daddy.
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  Speaker 5: But you just cast all your money for something. You
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  Speaker 5: eating grocers. You gotta go out there, yess what that
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  Speaker 5: we're paying for?
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  Speaker 2: Help?
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  Speaker 5: I'll drive you to church. That car costs money. All
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  Speaker 5: that money go for something. We ain't got no money
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  Speaker 5: for that. Little bs, you won't wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Daddy. Coming up in thirty two minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hour, we'll run that brenk back with the nephew.
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  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening hard morning show.
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  Speaker 4: It's time now to start your morning off with the
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  Speaker 4: nephew and run that prank back.
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  Speaker 1: What you got for us today, nephew.
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  Speaker 2: We about to get some cookies, Shirley. Some cookies is
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  Speaker 2: the deal right now.
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  Speaker 8: And I know everybody got their per favorite play when
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  Speaker 8: it comes to girl Scout cookies. Girls Scout cookies. I
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  Speaker 8: don't know your flavor, but everybody got one. Here it is,
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  Speaker 8: let's go get girls cookies.
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  Speaker 3: Hell, Hell, who's it?
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  Speaker 6: How are you doing? Man? My name is Glenn Man.
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  Speaker 6: I'm working work in building too. You work for Snedia.
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  Speaker 9: Right, Yeah, what what's what's son?
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  Speaker 6: So we've probably met a couple of times. Uh do
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  Speaker 6: you have a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh? Why
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  Speaker 6: what's up you guys? You guys live together?
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  Speaker 4: Or what?
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  Speaker 6: What is it your business?
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  Speaker 5: Like?
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  Speaker 6: What? What? What's what's what's the deal? What's what's why
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  Speaker 6: are you asking about my girl?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
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  Speaker 6: Let me ask you this here? What's what's what's going
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  Speaker 6: on with you at the job? Uh? What what do
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  Speaker 6: you what do you mean? Like like I mean you
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  Speaker 6: know you know right, I mean so what like what
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  Speaker 6: what's what's the deal? What? What? Who are you?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 9: Who are you?
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  Speaker 4: Like?
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  Speaker 6: What?
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  Speaker 10: What what's the what?
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  Speaker 6: What is this for? Like why you like?
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know you?
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  Speaker 6: Right? Just calmed down, bro, this time down. Like I said,
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  Speaker 6: my name is Dan. I work at Gila two, you know,
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  Speaker 6: And I know I'm just telling you now. I know
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  Speaker 6: you got I know what you are doing, Okay, I
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  Speaker 6: know what you're doing at the job. I already know
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  Speaker 6: a couple other people know what's going on. And I
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  Speaker 6: know you got a girl. I know you got a
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  Speaker 6: girl at home. I know that what so what what?
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  Speaker 3: What what the what?
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  Speaker 6: What is this about?
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  Speaker 9: Like why why do you call my phone trying to
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  Speaker 9: harass me about the boat?
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  Speaker 3: Like who are you?
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  Speaker 6: Like? What? What?
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  Speaker 9: What is your problem?
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  Speaker 6: Like? Hey man, he hey Colm down man, I ain't
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  Speaker 6: trying to tell you a little secret or nothing like that.
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  Speaker 6: I ain't trying to do that, all right. But but
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  Speaker 6: but I'm gonna be real with you, okay, Like I said,
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  Speaker 6: you know, I got one of your names. I got
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  Speaker 6: your number for one of coworkers. Okay, I got your number.
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  Speaker 6: I said, I want to I want to give the
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  Speaker 6: car and even talk to him about something. That's how
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  Speaker 6: I got you. So, yeah, who gave it to you?
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  Speaker 6: We'll get to that later. Okay, we'll get to that, lady.
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  Speaker 6: But let me but let me say this though. I
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  Speaker 6: know what's going on with you and the job, all right,
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  Speaker 6: and I ain't finna say nothing about it. You know,
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  Speaker 6: that's just our little secret or whatever. But I do
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  Speaker 6: have something that I want you to do. Though, what
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  Speaker 6: do you want here? But what what do you want?
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  Speaker 6: You call me bugging me about all this book? Like
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  Speaker 6: what do you want? What do you want here? It
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  Speaker 6: is man, listen, I ain't gonna say let them out
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  Speaker 6: what you got going on? All right?
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  Speaker 11: That ain't that.
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  Speaker 6: Ain't even I don't even care about that. But here
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  Speaker 6: here's what I do want you to do. I do
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  Speaker 6: need some help from you. All right. Listen, my little
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  Speaker 6: girl is selling girl Scout cookies and I want you
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  Speaker 6: to buy fifty boxes of them. All right, we'll be
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  Speaker 6: a cash app because she gotta have them sold by
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  Speaker 6: tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro? You okay?
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  Speaker 9: So you on some black man's book and listen, who
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  Speaker 9: to give you my number? Because you wanna call me?
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  Speaker 6: I need it by some cookies.
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  Speaker 9: And you should have just been a man and ask
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  Speaker 9: me about it, Like, don't be calling my phone trying
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  Speaker 9: to give me that boot, Like come on, man, like
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  Speaker 9: I ain't got no time for this.
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  Speaker 6: Like all I'm asking you to do is buy some
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  Speaker 6: damn cookies. Man, that's it. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: I just I'm just saying. I just want you to
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  Speaker 6: buy cook it. I need you to buy fifty boxing
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  Speaker 6: little girls got cookies? Can you do that? No? No, no,
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  Speaker 6: no no no no no no no no no.
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  Speaker 9: You ain't gonna call and try to manipulate me and
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  Speaker 9: defy and like you you're talking trying to make me fight.
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  Speaker 9: So I ain't put you nothing for you disrespecting me,
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  Speaker 9: calling my phone, trying.
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  Speaker 6: To act like you like, just trying to manipulate.
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  Speaker 9: I ain't down with that, bro, I ain't.
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  Speaker 6: Don't you let me you you don't want to buy
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  Speaker 6: my cookies though, so do you want me to call
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  Speaker 6: your your girl and sh ship on my cookies?
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  Speaker 9: Tell you got to say the way for my throat.
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  Speaker 9: Man like, don't don't come near her. Okay, you don't
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  Speaker 9: call her. Youn't come near her. Don't come near me.
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  Speaker 6: You just get the out here.
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  Speaker 9: I'm about to start sixty nine. They figure out who
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  Speaker 9: you are and come right after you, man like, because
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  Speaker 9: I ain't playing, bro, I ain't.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you what, man, I ain't gonna argue
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  Speaker 6: with you. I ain't gonna argue with you. But I'll
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  Speaker 6: get off the phone right now. I'll get off right now,
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  Speaker 6: and I'm gonna get that your girl. I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 6: your girl and see if you want by some No.
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  Speaker 9: No, no no no, you ain't call nobody. You just
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  Speaker 9: get you get I say to God, I'm gonna find
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  Speaker 9: out who you are. I'm gonna find out who gave
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  Speaker 9: you that number. I'm gonna call you up, like you know,
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  Speaker 9: you'll call me trying to hurt up me.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, hey man, hey, hey, you know what ages cool?
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  Speaker 6: We're still talking about it, all right. I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 6: this right on like so so so I'll get off
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  Speaker 6: the phone like you want me to age. I'll do that.
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  Speaker 6: But let me let me ask you this though. Let
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  Speaker 6: me ask you this though. You sure you want me
• 18:50
  Speaker 6: to call you? Sure you want me to do that?
• 18:53
  Speaker 6: Right it? Let her name? Man?
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: You something?
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: Individuals?
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: All right? How much of these cookies?
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: How much you want?
• 19:03
  Speaker 6: And then Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy, Yeah,
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: Tommy told me you would buy the cookies. Tommy, Tommy, Hey, man,
• 19:16
  Speaker 6: check it out. This is nephew tied me from the
• 19:18
  Speaker 6: Steve Hobby Morning Show. Your coworking got me to pray
• 19:22
  Speaker 6: pok oh yeah, oh my god, I'm gonna kill him.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Damn was so so.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Oh god listen, so listen, Adrian. We have beat. We
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: have beat all the names, so nobody knows the things
• 19:43
  Speaker 6: at all. Okay, you're good, bro, You're good, alight, man,
• 19:48
  Speaker 6: and I you got me? Oh god, I'm I'm gonna go.
• 19:54
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna take it that man, I just he's up
• 19:57
  Speaker 6: all my n and see I'm done. Oh God, like, hey,
• 20:04
  Speaker 6: where you go? I am going up? You up?
• 20:08
  Speaker 9: Man, I can't believe you got me on this for real?
• 20:12
  Speaker 6: Tell me this man one more thing before you go.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: What's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: in the land, The.
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morton show Man, which is what he got
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: played every morning?
• 20:27
  Speaker 6: Kill me, bro, there you have it.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: That's running that prank back.
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: I'll be a little bit more stupid about an hour
• 20:33
  Speaker 8: from now, so stay tunings. I'll give you another one, okay,
• 20:36
  Speaker 8: because I'm stupid like that. That's what's the net to do?
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Thinking of you.
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: Coming up next as the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: Harvey in the building.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: is time for Steve's favorite segment.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: It's as the CLO Chief Love Officer, Ready for your
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: love questions.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: This one is from Cammy in Detroit.
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: Me right some.
• 21:00
  Speaker 4: I'm a thirty three year old married woman and a
• 21:03
  Speaker 4: few days ago I found a bag in my husband's
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: truck with a towel, two pair of boxers and body wash.
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: My husband doesn't work out, so I asked him why
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: it was the bag in there. He says that sometimes
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: he can't make it to the bathroom at work, so
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: he keeps a change of undies in his car just
• 21:21
  Speaker 4: in case. What.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know if I should believe him or not,
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: But he does have a sensitive stomach?
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Is he lying?
• 21:30
  Speaker 6: No?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: No more slaving Steve? That might probably true, you know,
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: And I don't know how he am was it?
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: I know, well he got a sensitive stomach and all
• 21:40
  Speaker 5: he got is a change underwear and somebody washing that
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: stuff right here you got you know, you don't know
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: how it's going.
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: You know.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: See, ladies, you all have never really liked like you
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: needed on yourself a lot, you know, to wear wear.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: Stain and you got guyp arrest. You gotta get that
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: off you. You know, recomen.
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: You get older, you know, you've been drinking and stuff
• 21:58
  Speaker 5: like that. You got Hennessy in at you. You got
• 22:00
  Speaker 5: that in that en. You got stuff you got, You
• 22:05
  Speaker 5: got stuff in there, you got you got anybody's in
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: that un yet he took a vaccine. That's some of
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: that in the year. You know, all this stuff in
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: his yeard man, you got you gotta deal with what's
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: in that year and the yearn't coming bat trying to
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: stake health and all you got stuff in here, man,
• 22:22
  Speaker 5: year naked burning man. You gotta get some soap on you, man.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: So I'm all right, No, I think the man is
• 22:28
  Speaker 5: right right there, you thirty three. I don't know how
• 22:30
  Speaker 5: you hugged me. He can't hold his water good. At
• 22:33
  Speaker 5: least it's his water.
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: He's a man just defecating on hisself. That's why he
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: don't have to get another job right here, anybody fin
• 22:39
  Speaker 5: to do that. But I'm feel hisself a lot to us,
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: just telling me where dog passed and wear them Cai
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: pants to work, and right there he gonna be stuck
• 22:45
  Speaker 5: in the bath room for a while, all right, you know,
• 22:48
  Speaker 5: all right, go ahead, shure.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: I'm going Lauren and Alabama.
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: Since five years ago, my husband called me from work
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: and said that he wanted a divorce. He said he
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: had found his soulmate and he wanted to be with
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: I had no idea at first that a soulmate is
• 23:02
  Speaker 4: our church member. I know for a fact that she
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: may still be married to an older man at the church,
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: and he still pays all of her bills. I've been
• 23:11
  Speaker 4: doing some spy work and I'm about to give them
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: a big both of them, a big wake up call.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Am I being evil?
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: Or should I do it? Well? I really would like
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: to know what the big wake up call is.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: I mean, if you think she's it's a friend of
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: yours from the church and she's still married to an
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: older man and he called you from work and just said, hey,
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: I want to be with my soulmate. You know, I
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: want a divorce to kind of throw you off a
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: little bit. But he don't want you. That's clear, clear,
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: So you know. I look, I could tell you to
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: just leave it go, but you hain't. You got some
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: information you're gonna drop a bombshell. I just need to
• 23:50
  Speaker 5: know where you're gonna do it. As you're gonna do
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: it at his job. You're gonna do it down at
• 23:53
  Speaker 5: the church and probably have a lot more. You need
• 23:55
  Speaker 5: to know where it's gonna be at, though, Yeah, because
• 23:57
  Speaker 5: that determines the biggest the size of the bombshell. On
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: his job, he won't create that big of ruckers because
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: by Hr has to stay out of his personal life.
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: But if you do it down at the church, they
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: is your personal life. You know, church got no laws
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: down there? Are they gonna run that up there? They
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: gonna run that up the flag pole. I would leave
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: it alone and just realize he don't want you, because
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: I mean when you do that, he still ain't gonna
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: want you.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you done done some research, Go ahead.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: What I feel like they want to fight for their marriage.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: We say, the marriage you fit to fight for. He
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: don't want you. He'd have found his soul mate.
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: If a man call you and tell you that that
• 24:37
  Speaker 5: you can't fix that, you're not fling, all of a sudden,
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: you fin. He fin change his mind and you the
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: soul mate. Girl, go on about yourself. Get your life,
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: all right, Lauren all right?
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: Moving on to Captain in Hoboken, New Jersey. Captain says,
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: I'm sixty six and I recently moved in a senior
• 24:56
  Speaker 4: living community. I have a female next door that keeps
• 24:59
  Speaker 4: coming on to and I think she's a beautiful woman,
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: but she's got to calm it down.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Let me pursue her.
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: I'm old school and I love the chase. I like
• 25:10
  Speaker 4: to pretend I still have it, and she won't let me.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: I feel like the roles are reversed here? How do
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: I calm this old mouse down so the cat can
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: hunt his prey? Help me out, brother, Well, let me
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: help y'all.
• 25:22
  Speaker 6: Dog.
• 25:22
  Speaker 5: See the part where you say you have to pretend
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: like you still got it, you don't. It's okay. If
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: you got to pretend that you still got it, it's
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: cause you don't, not, dog, Things change. I got you
• 25:36
  Speaker 5: old school, and you wanna calm this cat down? And
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: she beautiful, she coming on, She in the city citizen home.
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: She's attracted to you, y'all. Ain't got no whole lot
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: of time left. I don't know how old you are
• 25:46
  Speaker 5: for you to move your ass in the senior citizen whole.
• 25:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know how much time they got left. But
• 25:51
  Speaker 5: I do know this, When you move into a senior
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: citizen hall, you have lived longer than you got left.
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Promise well, I ain't saying it, Neil, but you got
• 26:01
  Speaker 5: your future is way shorter than your past. I can
• 26:04
  Speaker 5: promise you that.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Okay. So now, and she know that you don't know
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: what's wrong. Dog, I don't enjoy my new life. You
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: got a new life. You a senior citizen.
• 26:13
  Speaker 6: Dog.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: It's new for you.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: You being hunted get caught your old ass next door,
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: so I let her calm, just mess down, so I
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: can act like I'm doing something. I want to pretend
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: like I still got it. You don't still got it.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: You don't got the keys the way you used to stay.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: You ain't got the.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Money you used to have. You don't dry the car
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: you used to have. You ain't got the wardrobe used
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: to have. You ain't got the swagger you used to have.
• 26:40
  Speaker 5: That's why your ass is at that old folk home now,
• 26:44
  Speaker 5: cause you ain't what you was. You just stop got
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: damn dog, Oh that damn don't let that old fire
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: ass chick in.
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: You don't have the keys.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: He wants to chase her. He didn't help him out,
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: so I guess you.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: No, openly don't let her in and run around the
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: apartment chase her like that.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: That other thing you used to.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: Do is over you slow now, damn don't all right?
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: Captain all right? Javerius in Ohio says, I'm twenty six
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: years old. My father remarried over a year ago, and
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: I just can't seem to warm up to my stepmom.
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: She's in her early thirties, and I can't do anything
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: she can't do anything like my mom.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: Did, especially cook.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: My father is insisting that I spend Thanksgiving with them
• 27:34
  Speaker 4: this year, but I'd rather be with my grandparents since
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: I know my grandmother can still throw down in the kitchen.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: This is my favorite holiday of all, and I don't
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: want it ruined. What excuse can I give my dad
• 27:45
  Speaker 4: so I don't have to go?
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: Hey Dad, I'm going over to Grandma's house. You know,
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: they ain't got much longer to live. I was listening
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: to Steve Morning Show, and it was an old man
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: who rode in to him and told him me, he
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: got he got a lot less left and he had
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: in his past. And I know Grandmama and them don't
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: have much left, and so I'm gonna go and spend
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: some time with them, you know. And hey, Dad, why
• 28:07
  Speaker 5: don't we go over there. While't we all spend the
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: time over there with our grandparents and show them that
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: we love him and everything I left them, the grandparents
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: on my own mama's side, you can't bring our ass
• 28:18
  Speaker 5: over there because they're gonna pause.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: In her and then all right, Cela, that's what you're
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: gonna have to do and sit.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Cela, You're listening morning show dating a workaholic.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: There's a theory that dating someone who's addicted to their
• 28:38
  Speaker 4: job just as bad as dating someone who is addicted
• 28:42
  Speaker 4: to addicted to a substance. Steve, So, I gotta ask you.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Can you be in a healthy relationship with someone who
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: is addicted to their job? Or can two people who
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: are each addicted to their own job have a healthy
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: relationship with each other?
• 28:56
  Speaker 6: That is.
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: Addicted?
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: There is a tough word, but that is if you
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: are addicted to your job. Any addiction is a problem.
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: It means you're doing something in excess and you can't
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: seem to control it.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Right, You keep going back so you could control it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: But if you think you trapped in it. So it's
• 29:21
  Speaker 5: a lot of ways around this thing. I don't what
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: would you do, Junior, I just throw it to you.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting here looking at you. You just staying at
• 29:31
  Speaker 5: me talking. Well, what do you see it in this?
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Junior? I say it can't? It could work.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: It could work.
• 29:39
  Speaker 7: Two people are addicted to their job. You know, if
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: you love doing what you do, you know, I mean
• 29:43
  Speaker 7: I love my job.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: But isn't it a time issue?
• 29:45
  Speaker 6: Though?
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you're addicted to your job? Do you
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: have time to cut each other with each other?
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: Well, if both of you is addicted, has to be
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: a mutual time you know that you agree upon and
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: it probably ain't gonna be long.
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't see. I don't see this working because
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: your job comes first. You won't you don't put the
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: other person first.
• 30:11
  Speaker 5: Could you be in here's my question, ladies, could you
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: be in a relationship with a man who was addicted
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: to you?
• 30:20
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: Be addicted to me? Yeah, y'all? Yes, oh man, yes, yes,
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: What do.
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: You mean they get on your nerves like every time
• 30:34
  Speaker 7: they do something right, bothering you turn around, yes, smothering.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm using the word addiction in the harshest way because,
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: like I said, addiction is a tough word.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: So the question is, how would you would you like
• 30:48
  Speaker 5: to be in a relationship with a man that was
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: addicted to you?
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: Now this might sound good, be all over me, but
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: Everywhere, but Steve, he has to have time.
• 30:58
  Speaker 12: I mean he mean while you're in the bag outside
• 31:02
  Speaker 12: the top, Yeah, he right there at the deal.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: Everyone needs me time gets everyone needs alone time and meantime.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Every even if.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: You're in a relationship and you're very close and all
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: of that, you still need your mean time.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to get it every day.
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she in the toilet, baby, it's paper nd I'm
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: just chicking. Baby. You want me to give you some
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: water while you using it?
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: That would get on my nurse, That would get on
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: my ner.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: What you heard from lunch today?
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: You want some water that.
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: Would get up?
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: Well, you're in the kitchen cooking and he's sitting on
• 31:40
  Speaker 7: the countertap talking to you while you're trying to cook.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: That garlic side a garlic powder cloak with steady rubbing on.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. There is a thing called too much.
• 31:54
  Speaker 6: I see.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what you're saying, I'm going to the stove. Well,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: let me get him on other side. Yeah, hold up,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: you need some time to yourself. Everyone needs that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: You want me to get I'm not worried about that.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I lost my baby.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: I don't need help. But you you go to work.
• 32:16
  Speaker 11: Well see that's the thing though, so the workaholic, because
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: I know that I have a girlfriend that she says
• 32:22
  Speaker 11: she complains because her man works all the time.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's gotta be a healthy balance.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: If you can't make it to the salon. I shall
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: know my family.
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: They did what they thought was an intervention on me
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: to talk to me about the hours I work.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: And I need to slow down.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: And I agree with them, and so do we.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I asked them all the time, though, Uh, what
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: what's y'all's payment? Playing for all this here?
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: For all of you?
• 32:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, you know, y'all over here, just steady
• 32:55
  Speaker 5: opening up bottles of water, ain't putting your I don't
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: put a magic mark in the water drawer so everybody
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: can label their water when they come over because I
• 33:05
  Speaker 5: can't stand. At the end of the night, I look
• 33:08
  Speaker 5: in there and it's fourteen bottles of half yeah, and
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: I'm sitting up in there, going okay, now you know here, well,
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: this was your house, you wouldn't have no fourteen half
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: open bottle on your ground. Put your name on your
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: damn bottle with that magic mark I put in there.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: But there comes a point when are you working because
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: you have to work?
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Or are you working because you just love what you
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: do too?
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: It's a combination.
• 33:40
  Speaker 5: Somebody, my son, said something that was really moving to
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: me in Abu Dhabi and it kind of really made
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: me feel really good because it let me know he
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: was thinking about his dad.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: So I was talking to this wealthy guy. He was
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: from Kirshnill like that. I don't know where that is.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Go ahead me either, A really nice guy. I don't
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: remember you ever talked about.
• 34:08
  Speaker 5: He said, Steve, what are you going to do now?
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: I said, man, I want to be a billionaire. He
• 34:14
  Speaker 5: said for what what do you need it for? He said,
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: name something that you can do with a billion dollars
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: that you can't do right now. You live in nice homes,
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: you fly private, you own cars, you want, you dress
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: how you want. What can you do anymore with the
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: billion that you can't do now? My son went and
• 34:37
  Speaker 5: looked at him and said nothing. My dad just wants
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: to do nothing.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: He said, my dad just wants to be My dad.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: Just wants to do nothing. And with a billion dollars
• 34:49
  Speaker 5: he can go do nothing. Yeah, and I'd love to
• 34:52
  Speaker 5: see my dad smile like he do when he ain't
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: doing nothing. That's great And that was the coolest thing
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: for me that he gets it. You know what I'm
• 35:02
  Speaker 5: trying to do. I don't need a bill. You're not
• 35:05
  Speaker 5: to do nothing, no, trust me. I gotta do nothing
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: as number.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show time for Would you rather?
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: Would you rather eat rotten eggs or drink sour milk?
• 35:26
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: You can all that up.
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: Man, I'm gonna go with that sour milk. That's that's
• 35:31
  Speaker 5: close to buttermilk. Yeah, okay, yeah, my sister would take that.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: That rotten airs head. You got problem though, Come.
• 35:42
  Speaker 4: On, JR.
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: What you got? Yeah, I'm gonna go with the sour milk.
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: I can't now.
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: I've had bad milk before. I poured it on seal
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: before and knew it was sour. But that's all that's
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: all you had had. And I'd be damn if I
• 35:56
  Speaker 5: was gonna let my crazy ass daddy see me rake
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: that in train. Oh you're throwing away food now? Oh you.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: Got money? Okay, all right, moving on? Do we hear
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: from the nephew?
• 36:19
  Speaker 6: Wait?
• 36:20
  Speaker 2: No, no you did? And move home?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: No kick one.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Trash with that seal. I'll tell you.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Your milk.
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: I guess I gotta follow them because I don't want
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: the egg. I gotta go the milk anyway it is.
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna throw up on you, daddy. Let's go ahead,
• 36:41
  Speaker 8: all right?
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Would you rather date someone with their excess name tattooed
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: on their chest or date someone whose ex lives next door.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: Would you rather date someone that has their excess name
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: tattooed on their chest? Or would you rather date someone
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: whose ex lives next door.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: I'm going with the chest. I'm gonna see you from
• 37:04
  Speaker 8: behind more than I am on from the front. Anyway.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, Wow, are you sleepy because you just wow?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: You asked me.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: Think about your answers.
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just gonna I'm not pulling up every day.
• 37:21
  Speaker 5: And he right there, that turned into a fight.
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: Tell my lawns, nicked up lawns. Yeah, I'm doing that.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Floyd, Floyd stayed right next door. Now you can have
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: that tattoo. I'll just I'll just I just miss read.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: I probably misread it anyway, you know, not getting that
• 37:41
  Speaker 5: wrong anyway?
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: All right, one more, one more?
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: ex or with your partner and their ex.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going with the partner. I'd rather get stuck
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: in there with my partner and her.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: We can do it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: At least.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: What you say, Junior, I'd rather do that.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, nephew in the elevator or with
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: your partner in their ex.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Come on, don't be difficult.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: Elevator with.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: Your ex. You scared? Really you're listening morning show.
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: Here's a question for you guys. What's something you wish
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: you knew before you had kids? So here's something we
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: saw on Facebook. Okay, I have three kids, and there's
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: a lot I thought I knew, but I had no
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: idea about having kids. If I could tell my younger
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: self one thing about having kids, I'd say that you're
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: going to have to learn how to do some serious,
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: serious scheduling. It's all about working on their schedule, not yours. Okay,
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: As a.
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: Parent, what advice do you give your friends who are
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: about to have kids?
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Start?
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can, I recommend falster care. Why right out
• 39:24
  Speaker 5: the gate, dog, don't even send yourself through this right here.
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: If I'd have known what I knew, I'd have looked
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: into foster care. I just wasn't not aware of the program.
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: But I'd have put mine in it. How to put
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: mine into foster care and just let them build character
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: from there. You know, because I know a lot of
• 39:41
  Speaker 5: people that came through the foster care system. They have
• 39:43
  Speaker 5: a lot of driving gut and grit, know how to
• 39:46
  Speaker 5: overcome things.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: My children.
• 39:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I gave him a little soft ass life. I
• 39:50
  Speaker 5: should have put him into the program, got him in
• 39:53
  Speaker 5: the system. That's my recommendation to anybody having damn kid.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: You don't have kids, but you have your nephews.
• 40:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, oh man, you uh differently disown them. Yeah, I
• 40:10
  Speaker 7: sure will.
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because I'm gonna tell you something. It don't make
• 40:14
  Speaker 7: no sense for this kid to be this much medication
• 40:16
  Speaker 7: and not know nothing. Them pills are real and tell
• 40:19
  Speaker 7: you that.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: You have to take that pill.
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: That don't take that pill? Did ady h d pill?
• 40:25
  Speaker 7: If he don't take that pill, you in for a
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: world of hurt. I'm telling that much right now. You're
• 40:28
  Speaker 7: in a world of hurt if you don't take that pill.
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: Get your ass off the couch.
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, ma'am. I mean, he just knew you.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: He didn't know you know.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I got a call one time, the teacher called me
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: no line.
• 40:39
  Speaker 7: Said, could you come up here because your nephew is
• 40:41
  Speaker 7: standing on his head in the corner while they're taking
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: the test.
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: Will get your ass in the chair take the test
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: with the.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Wy I'm so sorry.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Ma'am, I ain't supposed to be talking.
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: Just disowner, don't even.
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: Don't come on, nephew, you have kids, give them to
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: your mama and daddy the first eight to ten years.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Just just sit back and just watch, just letting mommy
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: and daddy handle yo. Yeah, somebody don't know about kids exactly.
• 41:14
  Speaker 8: Just give him away and sit back and watching.
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 41:20
  Speaker 8: Just give him, give him to him and watch and
• 41:22
  Speaker 8: see how mom and daddy do it. Because you wasn't
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: watching when mom and daddy was raising you. But just
• 41:26
  Speaker 8: sit back and watch this time.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: See how the nerve yourself something. Yeah, you guys all
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: said the same thing, basically, give him away.
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: It's too much work.
• 41:37
  Speaker 7: It's I said stuff no adult should be saying, like,
• 41:42
  Speaker 7: whon't you get the dog leg got your mouth? He
• 41:46
  Speaker 7: bit the damn dog, get your ass. I'm sorry, y'all.
• 41:51
  Speaker 7: He don't nor act like this hate.
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Take the pill.
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: You to.
• 41:58
  Speaker 8: Your family, I said, wow, Because all you're gonna hear
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: is a bunch of he did what.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: They did?
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: What?
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: What?
• 42:11
  Speaker 4: What?
• 42:11
  Speaker 6: What? When?
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: What?
• 42:15
  Speaker 6: Yo?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Why where is he?
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: That's it And for all of us that's right, and
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: for all of us that have kids other than Shirley
• 42:26
  Speaker 5: and call it Shirley and Carlin would tell you, you know,
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: raise their kids love him and all this hell and
• 42:32
  Speaker 5: Tommy tell you truth.
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: Our philosophy doesn't work with.
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: It's years of pain. First of all, your life will
• 42:46
  Speaker 5: never be the same. It's not yours anymore. If you
• 42:50
  Speaker 5: get to fit some of your life here around there
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: is you got to. First of all, you got to
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: feed them, dress them, carry them, hold them everything here.
• 43:00
  Speaker 5: When they do learn how to walk, you gotta follow
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: behind the ends because it ain't no telling what they
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: fit to do with.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: The Yeah, I want to take the pill. He had
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: the bus stop with no pants on.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Get your ass and put the pants on at the
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: bus stop. Just embarrassing there. All right, guys, thank you.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: We'll more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: top of the hour.
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: Guys, right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: for today, the subject one big happy family or nothing
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: at all? But right now, the nephews in the building
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: with today's frank phone call what you got now?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Bring my breast back?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: Hey?
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: What look at me? When I'm talking chick, bring my
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: breast back? You talking about this? Yeah?
• 43:52
  Speaker 8: Wait, talking about no chick? If we if I didn't,
• 43:55
  Speaker 8: if I didn't bought you some and we break up,
• 43:59
  Speaker 8: then steal my.
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: Breast, my breast.
• 44:09
  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach all of them. Yeah, this
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: is him. Hey, you married you? You engaged in Madison? Right? Yes,
• 44:16
  Speaker 6: I am. There's a problem with it or something? What's up? No? No, no, no, no,
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: My name is Ricky. Man. Have you heard about the
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: last person that she was engaged too? Well, she kind
• 44:25
  Speaker 6: of spoke briefly about you. Well you know what. Man.
• 44:27
  Speaker 6: First of all, let me just say this congratulations. Okay,
• 44:30
  Speaker 6: let me let me be the first say that. Congratulations
• 44:32
  Speaker 6: for y'all getting engaged. And I hope it work with y'all. Okay, Okay,
• 44:37
  Speaker 6: here here's why I call uh. We got we got
• 44:40
  Speaker 6: a situation at hand that we kind of need to
• 44:42
  Speaker 6: clear up between you and I. So what is me
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: and you got a little conversation we need to have
• 44:49
  Speaker 6: about property? Well, we're talking about property? What property? The
• 44:52
  Speaker 6: property we lived in? What are you're talking about? This
• 44:54
  Speaker 6: is my property? Okay, Now I'm not talking about your
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: house or nothing like that. Oh, I got some property
• 44:59
  Speaker 6: over there belong to me, and I'm trying to figure
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: out how we can rectifie a problem. Well, I'm quite sure.
• 45:04
  Speaker 6: If it's something I can pack up whatever, you can
• 45:07
  Speaker 6: come and get it. I know, top, what do you
• 45:08
  Speaker 6: have over here in my house that yours? Okay? The
• 45:11
  Speaker 6: actual the actual breast that she had belonged to me,
• 45:14
  Speaker 6: the breast breath. I bought her some breast implant. Man,
• 45:19
  Speaker 6: I ain't know nothing about no breast implants. Okay, you
• 45:22
  Speaker 6: may not know nothing about it, but the bottom line
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: is I spent ten thousand dollars on some breasting plants,
• 45:27
  Speaker 6: and I want my property back, buddy. Man, No, man,
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: you're not getting back. What are you talking about pressing plan?
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Ain't know nothing about that many, man, I understand you're
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: not knowing abody, but I'm calling you like a man
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: explaining it to you. I'm trying to let you know.
• 45:41
  Speaker 6: You know, I bought her some breasting plants. Now that's
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: my property now, just like just like when it don't
• 45:47
  Speaker 6: work out with an engagement. Don't work out, you want
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: your ring back, Well, I want my breast back. Oh no, man,
• 45:56
  Speaker 6: if you had gave up ring, you can get that back.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: But it's just man, what do you I mean? Come on, now,
• 46:01
  Speaker 6: you ain't get back. Hey man, I'm getting them back,
• 46:03
  Speaker 6: or I'm gonna be over there every other week being
• 46:05
  Speaker 6: happy with without involved.
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: No, No, that ain't.
• 46:08
  Speaker 6: That ain't what's gonna happen. No, no, little brother, that
• 46:10
  Speaker 6: ain't gonna happen. Now, I don't know what you're calling
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: for about thousand, ten thousand dollars, the breast and places
• 46:15
  Speaker 6: you ain't getting. You come over here if you want to.
• 46:18
  Speaker 6: When you with somebody, when you lose them, you lose
• 46:20
  Speaker 6: every damn thing you paid for. So if you bought
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: us and you're them, it should have bought when you
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: got married. You know what I'm saying. You should have
• 46:28
  Speaker 6: waited then bout to them. Tell mine, I'm gonna be
• 46:31
  Speaker 6: over here. That's what I'm gonna do with your breasts
• 46:34
  Speaker 6: and plans. So your money was well spent. You ain't
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: get back. Move on in your life. Hey man, you
• 46:40
  Speaker 6: don't tell me when and when when I'm supposed to
• 46:42
  Speaker 6: buytop I buy someone. I feel like what the bottom
• 46:44
  Speaker 6: line is the them breasts belong to me. Now. No,
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: we're gonna worn off. We're gonna somebody's gonna pay me
• 46:49
  Speaker 6: ten thousand dollars one way or the yether. Oh no, No,
• 46:51
  Speaker 6: you ain't getting nothing back here, man. You got to
• 46:53
  Speaker 6: move on with your life. Man. When y'all broke up,
• 46:57
  Speaker 6: y'all wasn't together. No motive left with us, walked away
• 47:00
  Speaker 6: with him. Man, that's it.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: That's over.
• 47:02
  Speaker 6: I'm something. Let me say something to you. Man, I'm
• 47:04
  Speaker 6: coming over there. I'm coming over there and have a
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: conversation with Madison about this, because that's who evidently I
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: need to talk to. No, you're not talking to nobody
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: over here. You're talking to me like you say, Man,
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: the man, I'm letting you know. Man, you're lost. You're lost.
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 47:18
  Speaker 6: You don't get nothing. I't even get my number. You
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: get my Let me get your number so I can
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: call you back when she on no way home. My
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: number on the breath, that's number on the breash. Ten
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: thousand dollars, that's your number. Yeah, okay, Well I'm gonna
• 47:31
  Speaker 6: check it. I'm gonna show check it, and I'm gonna
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: look at it every day because you ain't getting nothing
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: back brother than mine. You're lost. Man, it's over. Let
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: me ask you this, man, have you even bought the
• 47:39
  Speaker 6: ring for Madison. Yet, yeah about the ring. That's what
• 47:42
  Speaker 6: you do when you get engaged, that pay. The ring
• 47:44
  Speaker 6: is bought. Brother, Why do you worry how much ring?
• 47:47
  Speaker 6: Call about eight nine thousand dollars that nice ring. The
• 47:51
  Speaker 6: breath costs more in the damn ring. You're a cheatment man, man,
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Hugh Man, I mean I just about the ring you
• 47:56
  Speaker 6: talking about. Look, dude, she's going then brush ain't charge
• 47:59
  Speaker 6: no more. Man, You don't get back here. If it
• 48:01
  Speaker 6: was a wing, a pair of shoes or something, I
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: eat that back. So what not?
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: What not?
• 48:05
  Speaker 6: Hey? Man? All I'm gonna say is this here. I'm
• 48:07
  Speaker 6: finna come over there and have a conversation with Madison
• 48:10
  Speaker 6: about my breast because the breast bloss to me. You're
• 48:12
  Speaker 6: not coming over here and getting nothing. She ain't even here,
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: But you can bring your over here. You come over
• 48:17
  Speaker 6: here with your chest pushed out them and push it
• 48:19
  Speaker 6: back in for your brother. Don't I got two breasts
• 48:23
  Speaker 6: over there? You tell me the five thousand dollars I
• 48:25
  Speaker 6: want both of the man. Look, you ain't getting man
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: who he is? You? You call every X girl friend
• 48:30
  Speaker 6: you break up with wanting back. I call the ones
• 48:33
  Speaker 6: that I'm out and bought breast for thank you. That's
• 48:35
  Speaker 6: a good damn wedding gift. I guess. Hey, don't hey, man, don't,
• 48:38
  Speaker 6: don't let me tell you something. Don't you touch my
• 48:40
  Speaker 6: damn breasts? You know? Man? Look here, man, I don't
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: know who they are? Many you even get on my line? Man?
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: Who is this? I'm the person that on the breast?
• 48:48
  Speaker 6: Do you know who is here? You don't own nothing
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: over here? Man. You didn't take the loss on there, brother,
• 48:52
  Speaker 6: You ain't took a straight loss on there. Man, you
• 48:54
  Speaker 6: got step fighting?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Who is this?
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: You lost your man?
• 48:59
  Speaker 6: Call him out. I'm gonna tell you right now who
• 49:01
  Speaker 6: this is your partner? Yeah, I don't wander who is this?
• 49:04
  Speaker 6: This is nephew Tommas Steve Harby Morning Show. Your girl
• 49:07
  Speaker 6: Madison got me the prank? Paul call you o. Man, boy,
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: you ain't it's cold? But where you cold? Man? There?
• 49:19
  Speaker 6: Somebody but them me? This is it? They real? How
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: of here? I know you're supposed to know what you married.
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: I don't know why as I'm still what you talking about?
• 49:32
  Speaker 6: You busting man, You've still gott me messed up real
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: all faith? You sound like that where y'all. Come man, y'all,
• 49:43
  Speaker 6: y'all need to stop that. Man, But I listened to
• 49:46
  Speaker 6: you last people. You gotta laugh myself. I never thought
• 49:49
  Speaker 6: i'd get got hey all, But what's the baddest radio
• 49:52
  Speaker 6: show man, Steve Harven Money Show. That's the truth. He
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: got me, good man. You got me good man.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: So I'm the only one being in a breath situation?
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Is that what we're saying?
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 50:07
  Speaker 11: Classic, you want them back? You're not much breath, You're
• 50:14
  Speaker 11: I'm good, I'm good, I'm lovely. Okay, I'm just trying
• 50:18
  Speaker 11: to tell you. Do you know how much they cost him?
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: I have an idea.
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: It'spens.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: But she's not going to give him back to you,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: So forget all that.
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying, I want him back.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: You want to want all you want?
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Now, Junior, Will you have the rest of us out
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: and do Tommy? Please?
• 50:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm not the one your breast situation.
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: I was what boy?
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: You you?
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: Boy boy? I couldn't believe. I can't hear you. Master.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: It is master for what you do.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, you were good?
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Oh you were good? Because stupid to come around once
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: a year time? Life, tell me better than Tommy does.
• 51:14
  Speaker 3: Ask you a question?
• 51:15
  Speaker 12: Getting ready for the Yeah, I'm know the one, no one, Yes,
• 51:20
  Speaker 12: you won't want me to fans start with that.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Gotta go with Come on one, I air thinking.
• 51:29
  Speaker 3: When I air thing?
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: What? What?
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: King?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: You price?
• 51:32
  Speaker 6: What I do?
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: Now?
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: What I do?
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: I can't pray?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: How y'all don't see this? That's all that.
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: Hi.
• 51:39
  Speaker 12: How y'all don't see how y'all don't know all these greatness? Yeah,
• 51:48
  Speaker 12: this this all this greatness all.
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew, Thank you junior as nephew.
• 51:55
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  Speaker 4: All right, subject one big happy family or nothing at
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  Speaker 4: all Dear Stephen Shirley. I've been dating a man for
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: three years and we get along great. We've talked about
• 52:49
  Speaker 4: getting married, but we have to work out a few
• 52:51
  Speaker 4: kinks first. Both of us have teenage kids from previous relationships,
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: and I spend a lot of time with his kids
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: every other weekend. He is always around my kids because
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: I have sole custody of them. We always joke about
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  Speaker 4: his kids like hanging out. Excuse me, We always joke
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  Speaker 4: about how his kids like hanging out with me more
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  Speaker 4: than him.
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  Speaker 1: If I am doing something for my kids, I include
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  Speaker 1: his kids.
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  Speaker 4: I buy them gifts for birthdays, Christmas, or just because
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  Speaker 4: I buy them gifts, and there's no separation to me.
• 53:24
  Speaker 3: But over the.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: Weekend I have the strangest conversation with my boyfriend about
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: the kids. He told me that this Christmas he plans
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: to focus more on his kids and spend quality time
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: with them alone during the holidays.
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  Speaker 1: I was shocked to hear this.
• 53:44
  Speaker 4: Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: I do see a difference in how he treats them
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: and how he treats his own kids.
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  Speaker 1: My kids love him, so I never make a big
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  Speaker 1: deal out of it.
• 53:55
  Speaker 4: The fact that he is trying to make a big
• 53:57
  Speaker 4: distinction between the kids really hurts my feeling. Blended families
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: are tricky and we've been trying to make it work,
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: but this was a harsh reality check. My kids come first,
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: but I'm able to love his kids as my own.
• 54:10
  Speaker 4: Now I have doubts about marriage. Am I overthinking this?
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  Speaker 4: Stephen Shirley?
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  Speaker 2: What do you think?
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: No, you are not overthinking anything.
• 54:20
  Speaker 4: I say what you see and what you know, because
• 54:24
  Speaker 4: when people show you and in this case, tell you
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: who they are, please believe them. I mean, okay, let's
• 54:31
  Speaker 4: look at the facts. This man that you've been with
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: for three years told you that this Christmas he just
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: wants to spend quality time with his kids alone during
• 54:43
  Speaker 4: the holidays. What else do you need to hear? It's
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: the holidays. That's the time when you and your man
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: and kids. You know, you guys are supposed to spend
• 54:52
  Speaker 4: family time together, not a part So again, what else
• 54:58
  Speaker 4: is it that you need to hear? I mean, he
• 55:00
  Speaker 4: doesn't want to be with you, and he doesn't want
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: to be with you and your kids for Christmas. Okay,
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: in this relationship, you are all in. You are just
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: everything in this relationship you have accepted as teenage kids.
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  Speaker 4: You spend a lot of time with them, You remember
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: their birthdays and other special occasions. You buy them gifts
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: and stuff. He, on the other hand, makes a difference
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: between his kids and your kids, and you're right. In
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: order for a blended family to work, you have to
• 55:26
  Speaker 4: show love to everyone, even if in your heart you
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  Speaker 4: love your own kids more.
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  Speaker 1: And I think that's pretty normal to feel that way.
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  Speaker 1: You have a special bond with your kids, you carried
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  Speaker 1: them and all of that.
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  Speaker 4: But you know you're fair and loving on the outside.
• 55:39
  Speaker 4: But your man is not doing that, and he's not
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: trying to hide it. Even though you say your kids
• 55:43
  Speaker 4: love him and you haven't made a big deal out
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: of it, it is a big deal because he sounds
• 55:48
  Speaker 4: like he has checked out of this relationship and on
• 55:50
  Speaker 4: his way out of this relationship. Someone who's thinking of marriage,
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: of marrying you, would not want to be without you
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: on this Christmas Okay, sounds like he's gonna be with
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  Speaker 4: someone else.
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  Speaker 2: Steve, Well, Shirley, I have to agree with you now.
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  Speaker 6: So here we go.
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  Speaker 5: This lady been dating this man for three years, everything
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  Speaker 5: going great, talking about getting married, but they need to
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: work out some kinks. You know, both of them got kids.
• 56:20
  Speaker 5: He spends a lot of time in He's always around
• 56:22
  Speaker 5: the kids because she got soul custody of them. And
• 56:26
  Speaker 5: we joke about how his kids like hanging out with
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: me more than him, you know. And then you know,
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: if I'm doing something for my kids, I include his kids.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: I buy them gifts for birthdays, Christmas, everything no separation
• 56:37
  Speaker 5: to me. But over the weekend had a little conversation
• 56:40
  Speaker 5: with my boyfriend about the kids. He told me he
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: say this Christmas, he playing it on focusing more on
• 56:45
  Speaker 5: his kids, spend quality time with them alone.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: During the holidays. I was shocked to hear this.
• 56:54
  Speaker 5: Over the years, he's been good to my kids, but
• 56:56
  Speaker 5: I do see a difference in how he treats him
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: and how he treats his own kids. My kids love him,
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: so I never made a big deal out of the
• 57:04
  Speaker 5: fact that he's trying to make a big distinction between
• 57:06
  Speaker 5: the kids.
• 57:07
  Speaker 2: Really hurt my feelings.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Being the family's are tricky, Yes they are, and I've
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: been trying to make it work, but this was a
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: harsh reality check. My kids come first, but I'm able
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: to love his kids. That's my own. Now I have
• 57:21
  Speaker 5: doubts about marriage. Am overthinking this. I think you all
• 57:25
  Speaker 5: got to sit down and have a conversation. Something is happening,
• 57:28
  Speaker 5: what he's feeling like. He's obviously not paying close enough
• 57:31
  Speaker 5: attention to his own kids. So he decided this year
• 57:34
  Speaker 5: he going to spend times with his kids alone. Somebody
• 57:40
  Speaker 5: that said something to him. He didn't come to this
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: conclusion on his own. Somebody said something to him what
• 57:47
  Speaker 5: he meant. Somebody said, you know what the kids feel like,
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: you just treat everybody better than them. They come in
• 57:53
  Speaker 5: there and they feel like your step chid. Somebody fed
• 57:57
  Speaker 5: this information to him. I'm all one of the kids
• 58:01
  Speaker 5: said something to him. That's the only reason for he
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: just suddenly go like this. So he's trying to prove
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: that that's not true. So he gonna be spending a
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: lot of time with just his kids.
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  Speaker 1: Alone on Christmas and he's been with her.
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  Speaker 3: For three years.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know how he thinks that's gonna be. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: he been not later, he'd better not say that nobody.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Then lay down.
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  Speaker 1: He's finna miss them kids, and then lay down.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: He can't go to sleep in that house. He can't
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: make that statement and then't go get into bed and
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: start snooping. Now that's been being a temp on your.
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: Life up But that was kind of cold though.
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, he plans to focus more on his
• 58:42
  Speaker 4: kids and spend quality time with them alone during the holiday.
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: No, that ain't had his work. Oh and you said
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: this out laughed.
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, Well hang on.
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: Part two of your answer is coming up at twenty
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  Speaker 4: three after the hours. Subject one big happy family or
• 58:58
  Speaker 4: nothing at all?
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: Right out after this you're listening morning show. All right, Steve,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: this letter is crazy.
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: Let's recap subject one big happy family or nothing at all.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: Well, it looked like nothing at all because he wanted
• 59:13
  Speaker 5: to spend this holiday with his kids, spend more time
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: with his kids alone. That's time of making your kids
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: have happy Christmases. And my kids over here they live
• 59:24
  Speaker 5: stuck out. Now, we're not gonna do that this year.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: Michelle.
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  Speaker 5: I want you to be the wife asking me why
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: we can't have this Christmas together, and you're gonna be
• 59:35
  Speaker 5: repeatedly keep asking me about this Christmas, and I'm gonna
• 59:38
  Speaker 5: keep giving you different reasons.
• 59:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, honey, I'm so happy the holidays are here.
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to spend Christmas with you.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, I wish I could say the same.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: Well, what do you mean we are spending it together,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: aren't we?
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, we're gonna spend it together, but it's
• 59:56
  Speaker 2: gonna be separate.
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: But separate is not together, Honey, We're going to spend
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: Christmas together, right, you, me and the kids.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, look, you need to keep saying the word together.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: I'm just telling you.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna spend it together.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be together, but it's gonna be separate.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: I want to spend it together, you know, you, me,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: the kids, us, Well, hold on, hold.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: On, hold on, hold on, hold on what what key
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: is you talking about?
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about our kids, my kids and your kid.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, see your kids, a yr kid,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: my kid, me and my kids. Couse's been this holiday
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 5: together and alone.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: But honey, we're together. You know we're We've been dating
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 4: for it three years now.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: See all this all this important to you.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Yes, and I thought it was important to you that
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: we be together.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: But not like this though, you talking about all the
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: time I'm.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 4: Talking about during the holidays. Yes, honey, I've planned stuff,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 4: I've cooked, I've invited people.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Over all of that, you know, one big happy family.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: Well you know, baby, damn you know. You don't ask
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: me nothing.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: Well, we've we've been together for three years. It's kind
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 4: of a given that we spend the holidays together.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but you you ain't, like, did nothing special for
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: the holidays. I've been out here lining the people up
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: so we can make our move.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 4: Make our move. I thought we were gonna just be together.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: We put the Christmas tree up and did the decorations
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: and everything.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 2: Who all help put your Christmas tree? Did let me
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: ask you this?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 6: He?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Well, the kids, Yeah, ain't nobody help, but the tall kid.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 3: You don't know.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: The name got to be by something. Cousin Kia couldn't
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 5: help out. Ain't nobody help but the tall kids.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, aside, there's an aside, honey, What did you say, nephew?
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: Aorry about height though, even in the letters about height.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: But go ahead. You don't names, they just but the
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 2: shop kids, what is they doing?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: The shark kids they put all ornaments on the bottom
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: of the tree and they put your skirt around it,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: and the shot kids water.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 2: We got plenty for short people to do. Around.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: Somebody gotta plug it up every night. That way, you
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 5: ain't got the being over you you. It ain't nothing shot,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: work ain't.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Nothing for you.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 4: Well, honey, and the tree looks so beautiful. I'm so grateful.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 4: I just wanted to spend it together, you know, you
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: mean us together and hang.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 5: These balls on the bottom of that tree too. I like,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 5: I like tree balls at the bottom of the tree.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, ornaments, yes, yeah.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: Them ornament, But the balls though.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: I don't like Christmas on the miss as other than
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 5: you know, acorn Christmas tree. I just like Ball't like
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 5: all that angel don't look like a.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: Figurine.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: What about the lights that makes the tree looks so pretty?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta have lights that ornament you made.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: In school and brought home. Don't matter what's on the tree.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 4: It's just as long as we're together, honey, and I
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: want to be together for this Christmas.
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: Well, baby, that ain't that ain't what we're finn to
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: do no more?
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Well why not?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's the problem?
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 6: Now?
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: See, you know you're just trying to make this some mills.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to make this something else. I told you that.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: Don't holler, don't right here. You don't need to yell
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: at me.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: You can't hear.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 4: I can hear just fine. I can hear just fine. Well,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: you can be by yourself, but we're gonna be there.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: How about that? That's alone and then we're gonna be there.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: They won't you.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: It's my house too, yes, clip back? What are you
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: talking about? I don't pay the mortgage and never will,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: but it's my house.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: I don't know who told you that.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: I told myself that when when we first started living together.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, well, I'm gonna have to get a restraint and on.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: You, so that works both ways. I can get one
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: on you too, you know.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 3: But we're gonna be together.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Say California, this Califoro. Oh, you try and do me.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're gonna be together. Well you want to be Cliff, what.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: What you do? You?
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: And I'm gonna do you. And we probably had the
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: best Christmas we ever had.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, honey. It's not gonna go
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: down like that.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: But we've been.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 4: Together for three years. We've always spent Christmas together. We're
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: gonna be together this Christmas, whether you like it or not.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: If we tell you when you cooking in bye, whoever
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: you want, We ain't gonna make it. To Volte, We
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 5: ain't gonna make it too.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: Do you have someone else?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 3: Do I have someone else? Heard me?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: Because why wouldn't you want to spend it with me?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: You've been spending Christmas with me all of a sudden,
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Oh so you want?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: Four Christmas is in a row.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 6: There we go.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: Consistently.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: Man will be together. We're gonna be together. You're Regald
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: all right, Todays Strawberry Letter. We got to get out
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: of here, Seeks.
• 1:05:29
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• 1:05:30
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• 1:05:33
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• 1:05:39
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  Speaker 4: from Brock in DC.
• 1:05:47
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  Speaker 1: point three Yes, sir, yes, yes, that's true.
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  Speaker 6: is a fine sexy ball head man. And I just
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 6: called to let y'all know that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do my timing like that.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, And this is me Andrea checking all the way
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  Speaker 6: in from Jacksonville, flotta base.
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  Speaker 5: Now, first of all, just based on the name Lee Andrew,
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 5: we're dealing with a certain age group. So once a
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  Speaker 5: person is old, you know her vision is in pad game,
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  Speaker 5: they ain't gonna have sounded Lee Andrew.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, boys.
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  Speaker 2: Right right now, who starts stop? Who started the conversation?
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  Speaker 3: Listen?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: Steve?
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  Speaker 5: Who you know?
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  Speaker 2: Listen Steve?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: Who honest this y'all stopped taking me. See I listened
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 5: in real way. Y'all didn't hear that. She didn't sound
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: started to tape again. Dave, stop, that is gotten, and
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  Speaker 5: then they try to pick it up when they they
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: go old, then they try to sound young.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: Listen, Steve, that is not sex about hem? Sess it?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: What the hell of say.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Sexy?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna dissect her speech like that. I'm gonna
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: tell you, yes, see yes, s y, you ain't sexy.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 2: Tell me you said.
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  Speaker 5: Cens the ball head man, you're gonna leave my Timmy alone.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: I know how daddy old.
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  Speaker 6: I know her.
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  Speaker 1: I know her daddy old because her name Leandrew.
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  Speaker 7: Her daddy name is Lee that takes on right now,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: and her mama name is what the dead all?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 2: It could be her daddy name Andre and her mamma
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: name Lee.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: Lady.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the bottom line is? She said Tommy was
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: a sexy ball head.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 5: She said Tommy was sexy. Y'all got to start listening.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: But you know what she meant.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: I sure do.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, well, thank you boys.
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  Speaker 4: You want to leave a voice smail for Steve eight
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  Speaker 3: Show, so kind of.
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  Speaker 1: Came up with these questions for the crew.
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  Speaker 4: If everyone on the morning come on, if everyone on
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  Speaker 4: the morning show is.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: At the airport, who would get pulled aside by T
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: s A. Sure I wanted.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: All that, all that you need to fly with and
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: all this here, you know, nasky, I coverage it.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: You know, I haven't studied.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: Man, the deep.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 5: It's got metal all on it, bluetooth speakers, trying to
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: calm your nerves before you get on your things.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 6: With them.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: I'm not flying with. I'm telling you high blood pressure cuff.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: She got a high.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 5: Blood pressure cuff, taking her blood pressure? Set your hands
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: down somewhere. What's the next question?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: Here we go? Who would take the longest in the
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: security line?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: Surely all this stuff, man, we have.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: A lot of stuff.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, clear, everything.
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  Speaker 6: Right off?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Who would be which one of us would
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: take his or her shoes off on the plane.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 2: I got to take my damn I got damn. I
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 2: got to get these damn shoes out there, and the
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  Speaker 2: way the hell I fly all that way over there
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: on which your shoes I got, I got a old mind.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: I gotta separate them.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 5: You know, it's a very rareid like they stirn time
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: away from each other, but they enjoy the freedom sometimes.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 5: So I got spread these toes out, let them not
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 5: touch like like I can't like if I spread my
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 5: toes like why as I can't like that second and
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 5: third toe have.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Never been away from each other, the one next.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: To the big toe and the one right next to that,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: that tallest toe. He has never been away from his friend.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: They when yeah, dog, they damn this Siamese twins.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: I damned they.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: I ain't never opened them up. But they might be whaved.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: They might not be able to separate webs. But that
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 5: toe that's next to my big toe and the one
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 5: next to it, they never separated.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 2: The baby told them that off on his own. And
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: I had a manicure.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 5: It's a pediculady that had her whole fist around my
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: big toe.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: One time.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 5: I couldn't even breathe. I was hyperventilated. For if you
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 5: don't get my foot toe your hand like that, just
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: hold it just five real in there on your toe,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: they will put that divide it were separate all of them.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: Well, temmy, that's what if you're doing nail.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: College that question here, I'll be locked up. See, I
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: don't I don't make college. My damn toes shale, all right?
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: Who would get their way too early?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Julian Julia because he's scared. I'm not nerves.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: Who would get there late?
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: Monica gonna get their waird?
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm getting early. Who's who's gonna get there late?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: Late? Tommy?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Probably me at close right Tommy.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna get drunk before getting on a plane?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 5: Tom Gillis Julius, Tom with you.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: He's gonna get drunk before you get on plane. On
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 2: the plane, get off the plane. All right.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: We'll have more of today's trending stories coming up on
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  Speaker 4: the Steve Harvey Morning Show twenty minutes after the hour
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 4: right after this, you're listening.
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  Speaker 1: Hard Morning Show. Hey, guys, wouldn't it.
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  Speaker 4: Be great if you were able to turn your favorite
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 4: activity into a lucrative career.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: A Japanese man did just that thirty years ago.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 4: He's always loved eating instant ramen noodles, so he decided
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: in the nineties to give up his career as an
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: engineer no less and try to make a living as
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: an instant ramen critic.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: He's sixty five.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 4: Years old now, and he says he started out by
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 4: eating instant cups of noodles every single day until he
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 4: eventually caught his big break. He won TV Tokyo's Instant
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 4: Noodle Championship, and now he is a celebrity and known
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 4: as the King of Instant Ramen.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Okay, so here's a question.
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  Speaker 4: If you, guys could do your favorite activity, if you
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  Speaker 4: could turn it into a career, what would you be.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Doing for a little Yeah, Steve Harvey.
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  Speaker 6: Cus you doing it?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Really, I'm doing it.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: I tell jokes, okay with me, A good ass joke.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: That's my favorite. And it's a couple of other activities
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: I get to participated. I tell Joe uh.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: Huh, I cuss, Yeah you do?
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  Speaker 4: And I yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: This man boy, look at god, you could have been.
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: Please let's do Junia, what about you?
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 7: We don't want to do this.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: Enough for me to do. We talked about all of us.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you guys.
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  Speaker 4: Coming up next, we'll play around him. Would you rather
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 4: right after this, y'all.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: Gotta try it.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show. Hey, guys, wouldn't it.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: Be great if you were able to turn your favorite
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: activity into a lucrative career. A Japanese man did just
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 4: that thirty years ago. He's always loved eating instant ramen noodles,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: so he decided in the nineties to give up his
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: career as an engineer no less and try to make
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 4: a living as an instant ramen critic. He's sixty five
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 4: years old now, and he says he started out by
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: eating instant cups of noodles every single day until he
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: eventually caught his big break. He won TV Tokyo's Instant
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: Noodle Championship, and now he is a celebrity and known
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 4: as the King of instant Ramen.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, so here's the question.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: If you guys could do your favorite activity, if you
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: could turn it into a career, what would you be.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: Doing for a little Yeah, Steve Harvey cuss, I'm doing it. Really,
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: I'm doing it.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: I tell jokes, A good ass joke. That's my favorite.
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 2: And it's a couple of other activities I get to participated.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: I tell jokes. Uh huh, I cuss, yeah you Doe,
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: and I like, yeah, oh this man, boy, look at god.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: You could have been all please let's do Junior. What
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  Speaker 1: about you? We don't do that's not enough for.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 6: Me to do.
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  Speaker 2: We ain't talked about all of but sex out side
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: now sexy side.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, uh, thank you guys. Coming up next, we'll play
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  Speaker 4: around him. Would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 1: Y'all GOTR you're listening.
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  Speaker 4: Morning show time for Would you rather? Would you rather
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: eat rotten eggs or drink sour milk?
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: You can all that up man, with that sour milk.
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 5: That's that's close to buddy.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, my sister would take that. That rotten
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: now his head. You got problem.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 4: Come on, JR.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 7: What you got Yeah, I'm gonna go with the sour milk.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 2: I can't now.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: I've had bad milk, so I poured it on seals
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 5: before and do it the south.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: That's all that's all you had.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: And I'd be damn if I was gonna let my
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: crazy daddy see me make that in the trail.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Oh you're throwing away food now? Oh oh you're buying grocery.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: You got money?
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, moving on.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: Did we hear from the nephew pe.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: No, no you did, and move on. No, pick one
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 2: get yours that trash with that seal.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 6: I take you.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: Better do back on your dad milk.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 8: I guess I gotta follow them because I don't want
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 8: the egg. I gotta go the milk. Anyway it is,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna throw up on you, daddy.
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: Let's all right.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: Would you rather date someone with their exis name tattooed
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: on their chests? Or date someone who's ex lives next door?
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: And when you say that, I.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Would you rather date someone that has their ex's name
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: tattooed on their chest? Or would you rather date someone
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: whose ex lives next door?
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 2: I'm going with the chest.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna see you from behind more than nama from
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 8: the front endview.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 3: Wow?
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: Wow, are you sleepy because you're just wow trying off?
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 2: You asked me.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: Think about your answers.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm just going I'm not pulling up everything right down?
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 5: Turn into a fighter. Come tell my lawn snicked up lawn? Yeah, Floyd,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 5: Floyd stayed right next door. Now you can have that tattoo.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 5: I'll just I just I just miss you. I probably
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 5: misread it anyway. You're not getting names wrong anyway?
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: One more? One more?
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: Would you rather get stuck in an elevator with your
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: ex or with your partner and their ex?
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  Speaker 11: Nah?
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: I'm going with the partner. I'd rather get stuck in
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: there with my partner and I book his a.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 13: We can do that at least we want what you say, Junior,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 13: I'm saying on, I'd rather do that, Okay, Come okay,
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  Speaker 13: all right, nephew, with you in the elevator or with
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 13: your partner in their act.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: Come on, don't be elevator with.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: Your ex. Are you scared?
• 1:19:45
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  Speaker 5: I want to remind everybody on a personal level of
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  Speaker 5: what prayer has meant to me. Now, I'm sure that
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  Speaker 5: millions of people listening to me know exactly what I'm
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  Speaker 5: talking about, but sometimes you got to say it out
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  Speaker 5: to other people who might be struggling out there. Because
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  Speaker 5: everybody struggles with something. But every time I've truly struggled
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  Speaker 5: with something, prayer has been my most effective tool. It
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  Speaker 5: really is, man. The thing about prayer, The cool thing
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  Speaker 5: about prayer is you don't have to ask for nobody's permission,
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  Speaker 5: you don't need an appointment, you don't have to clear
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  Speaker 5: it with anybody. And I'm sure that you know people
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  Speaker 5: will share with you certain methods they use. But really,
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  Speaker 5: any way you do it be just fine. You don't
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  Speaker 5: have to be on your knees, you know, if you
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  Speaker 5: want to, that's absolutely fine. But you could be on
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  Speaker 5: the public transportation, you could be driving, you could be
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  Speaker 5: sitting in your car, you could be in your cubicle,
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  Speaker 5: you could be at your desk, you could be at
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  Speaker 5: your workstation, you could be walking on the way to lunch.
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  Speaker 5: You can do it anywhere, So please don't wait until
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  Speaker 5: you have an available space or time. Because the thing
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 5: about prayer and God man, he's always available. The cool
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 5: thing about prayer also, it doesn't require perfection. And what
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  Speaker 5: I mean by that is you don't have to have
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  Speaker 5: yourself together to do it. This is a big one
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  Speaker 5: that people need to understand. Prayer does not require perfection.
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  Speaker 5: As a matter of fact, Prayer doesn't require that you
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  Speaker 5: come to pray, do you get it right? Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 5: you don't have to get it right. You don't have
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  Speaker 5: to be perfect. Prayer is for broken people. Prayer is
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  Speaker 5: is for people who feel alone. It's for people who
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  Speaker 5: got nowhere to go, who have no place to turn. Now,
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  Speaker 5: it would be good if you used it all the time,
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  Speaker 5: but let's be honest, a lot of times we wait
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  Speaker 5: till something is wrong. It's best to do it all
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  Speaker 5: the time. But if you are finding yourself in one
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  Speaker 5: of these positions of being broken, confused, unsure, hurting, grieving alone,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 5: then it's available. Because the thing about God is he's merciful.
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  Speaker 5: He understands already that you're not perfect. He understands already
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  Speaker 5: that you only come to him a lot of times
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  Speaker 5: when you really need him. But the incredible thing about
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  Speaker 5: him is he's always there. That's incredible. God is behind
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  Speaker 5: the prison walls, He's inside of hospitals. God is down
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  Speaker 5: at the funeral home. God shows up man when he
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  Speaker 5: needed most, when he's needed most. And it doesn't matter,
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  Speaker 5: because let me tell you what prayer has done for me.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 5: It has given me comfort. It has given me a
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 5: surefire way to get real answers. Prayer connects us to
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 5: the greatest source of power available to man.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just talking to you real, y'all.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just giving it to you the way I see it,
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 5: that our people who can explain prayer far better me.
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  Speaker 5: I'm pretty show there's some people in that pool pitch
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  Speaker 5: can give you a cold, cold definition of prayer. Well
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 5: what if you ain't, what if you ain't down that Sunday.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just telling you from a hood cat that prayer
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  Speaker 5: has worked for me, that it's got through got me
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  Speaker 5: through some of my darkest moments when it seemed like
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 5: everywhere I turned they was against me.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Prayer got me through it.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I've done some things publicly, man, Lord have mercy,
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 5: man that I know would have crumbled me if it
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 5: was not for prayer. Or I've had people talking about
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: me that don't even know me, ain't never met me,
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 5: just saying negative about me.
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 2: You know what got me through it? Prayer.
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  Speaker 5: You know when they all said I was ignorant person
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  Speaker 5: on television. Prayer when I was being called out of
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 5: my name what I felt was unjustifiably prayer, Prayer when
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  Speaker 5: they lie about me, drag my character and name through
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 5: the mud with lies, Prayer, Prayer when I was homeless
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  Speaker 5: and living in that car, Prayer, Prayer changes things. Just
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 5: use it, man, Stop being proud and use it because
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 5: prayer works. Pray, don't ask nobody listen, don't forget to pray,
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  Speaker 5: don't be ashamed to pray, and don't ever be too
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  Speaker 5: proud to pray because prayer, prayer changes things. You can
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  Speaker 5: believe that, y'all. Have a great weekend. It's already I'm
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  Speaker 5: working this weekend too. Have a great weekend.
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