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Matthew Chapter 7: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_01]: Husband, wife, do you know what we're doing today?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, last time we did an episode, we read Matthew chapter five.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't Maddie, no chapter six.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, or yeah, I'm sorry, chapter six.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I know, I'm sorry to argue with you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm like, uh, no, it's the sermon on mother fucking mouth.
• 0:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're right, it was chapter six.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And we are finishing it up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right, right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So in that chapter, we had Jesus telling us how being performative and your religion is a bad thing and to don't do it and also don't hoard your wealth, like I'm like in the whole way through where we're just like, oh damn
• 0:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're like, this is rough, this is what I thought Jesus said, but then in being around Christians, it seemed like maybe I misunderstood all my life and that I was wrong.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: But we were told by our live discord group at the time that, you know, we just just wait because Paul who is at Paul, Paul Paul is going to change things up.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So Paul disagrees with Matthew.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I guess I don't know how this all breaks down.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: they don't quote Jesus is the same.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But so far Matthew is telling us what Jesus said.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And according to Matthew, Jesus is what I thought he was and it's the question too.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's in the red, red, red ink.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Come, sorry.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's in the red ink.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus said it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Look, I don't care if it's different.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Another Bible's, it's still writing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So, it's probably be read ink when we get calls, too, as my guess.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, Paul's not.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Paul's return in writing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's called quoting Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This is not Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This is Matthew quoting Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not even Matthew quoting Jesus, because somebody else wrote this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't really matter.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, we did the, we did the Lord's Prayer also, so like we did.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We did.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We, we, we nailed that one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We nailed it because we both knew it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I knew I sang it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was very serious.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And you just knew it from Boy Scouts.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Even though you're a lifelong atheist.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Amazing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So that was Matthew chapter six.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It sure's fuck was.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Which means that today we're going to be reading.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Little Matty chapter seven.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, we are going to hop into Matthew chapter seven, but before we do that, I have a question for you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to talk about balls apparently.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I have to talk about balls.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, boy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Just don't, he was between the, the intro and the now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't, and wife said I have to talk about this on the air.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to ask you this question yet.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll save it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And you were like, why are you doing this?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I was exactly like that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, okay, but listen, listen, I have two questions for you, actually.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: First is, would you ever stick a needle into your balls?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't think you would.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't understand people who would.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just weird and paint unnecessarily painful.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Not happening.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So here's my other question.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do
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  [SPEAKER_01]: you remember I was maybe a couple months ago I told you and I don't think I said this on the podcast and I wish I had but I had watched I think it was like a ASAP science video on YouTube it was it was a little science video and one of the fun things that like they talk about weird like sometimes they talk about whole science and sometimes they talk about weird science and sometimes they
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And one of the funny goofy science things they talked about was that ball size matters because apparently like in apes and and other monkey culture things like the size of your balls indicates like your virility or what the fuck ever.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like the bigger your balls the more likely you were to get a hot monkey chick to fuck you Got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's great for monkeys and apes and I recognize that apes are not monkeys and monkeys are an apes or what the fuck ever Whatever Totally a science.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I am not.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not a science person.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I love science.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't know science.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I respect it I just don't live with it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Back to the balls.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So so
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know why we're talking about this right before Jesus, but okay, because listen, because let's just really have talking about this because this happened to me today Because I stumbled across this today.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so I filed that away and I told you about it and it just kept being in the back of my mind because it's just so funny like The bigger your balls
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ray and like then there's you know my balls about always bouncing like the ACDC song, you know I do Got the biggest balls of the mall, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, that's long.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, this year all over the fucking place.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm talking about balls You were talking about monkeys a second ago.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm talking about their balls.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, and the ACDC
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  [SPEAKER_01]: balls.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What is the come on it's the thread through.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So, okay, lately, like when on the past year, there's been this thing called looks maxing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And it's where guys are like trying to be so pretty.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like a couple years ago, we would have called it like metrosectuals, like dudes that are like, they're, they're getting into the like plucking their eyebrows and like hair styling for hours.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like they're trying to be as pretty as girls are like,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: like they're just getting into their looks a lot okay and so a lot of these guys like they they will oh it's probably like the same type of people that think that if you
• 6:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sun bathed your taint that it helps you like care cancer what the fuck ever like so weird right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like guys are so weird and and these guys in particular like there's got to be like a then diagram where it's a fucking circle of those guys and in cells.
• 6:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just for the record anybody who tuned in to hear us discussing religion and not balls.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I apologize profusely.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm just so excited because okay, the looks maxing for guys has like hidden all time peak where now dudes are so worried about the size of their balls that they are injecting them with say lean to make them larger.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know why you haven't talked about this in the podcast, but it's fun.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's just good fun.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And okay, so today we're starting out talking about Jesus, not judging each other.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That wouldn't include the size of somebody's balls got it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So don't judge each other's side ball size you guys.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I know that we were all walking around wondering how big are your balls?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, no, I know most of us don't, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like Gay Street is other.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think any of us really fully care about the size of other people's balls, but for some insecure folk, they just, they're really worried about it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But Jesus says, don't, don't judge somebody else's ball sacks.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's where I was going.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so I just I don't think that's true.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you truly one of the talk about ball.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I really wanted to talk about how insecure men are injecting their testicles with sailing to make them bigger and how weird I think that is and if you do that no judgment
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, a little judgment from me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to say that's a little judgment from me because I don't think people should worry about how big their titties are either way, but it could help their self confidence.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It could be there's a multitude of reasons why people might do it and it's not all around vainness and it's not all around, you know, just I'm just saying you have you have to be able to put yourself in other people's shoes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You have to be able to say there are not there's not a single reason for this thing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And you have to be able to take case by case examples and take them that way.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I hear you, but I'm going to reserve judgment because it seems like it's the same group of guys.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure you're mostly right, but I hate I hate talking in generalities.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You too, you too, you're better than me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You're better than me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I am.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You are.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm fully saying you are a way better person.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus, we're probably like you better than me.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm quite certain.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I think that I'm nicer.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm nicer than you are.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I care more.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I think you're a better, more decent person.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't know how that all works out in the wash.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, we're probably both going to hell.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't believe in hell.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I don't either.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'd need to hear it out there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's read this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ready, count for seven.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so ready.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Little Maddie says that Jesus said in red ink, do not judge or you two will be judged.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: See?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's looking at your balls.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's looking at you right now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He is looking for judging those people.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Man, they're balls in their ball treatments.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: but he's also looking at them and their balls.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's looking at me for looking at them and their balls.
• 9:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But he's also looking at them for looking at other people.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You failed Jesus.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I have, you know what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not going to stay up at night.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I have failed in so many ways.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We are going to stay up tonight because we're going to watch the new, the last one.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The last, the last, the last.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, which is really sad.
• 10:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's really sad.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: is very sad.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck true.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I might cry.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of cried last night.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I want like I don't typically watch live events on TV.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But we decided last night and tonight we would watch the final call there and what's that guy's name, Bruce?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Bruce Springsteen.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Springsteen, that's the one, the boss, the boss.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I was like, Bruce, box, lighten her.
• 10:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's the wrong Bruce.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He was Mr. Scarecrow and Mrs. King.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He was a different Bruce.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's an actor.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, so Bruce Springsteen, she's saying that manyapolis.
• 10:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: He sure did, and it was great.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So good, and that made me cry.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, anyway.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So don't be judging or I'll judge you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: For in the same way you judge others, you'll be judged.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Ooh, he can't look at my balls.
• 10:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: And with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I don't, I'm not sticking an needle in my balls, so I'm fine.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 11:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why do you look at the spec of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I do have a... And you probably, because you can't see your own eye.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I do have a plank in my eye.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Do you?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, you know who has a plank in their eye?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Or cat always has a fucking plank in their fucking eye.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm always digging that plank out of eye.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But it does make sense to judge other people not yourself because you can't see yourself.
• 11:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And also, you don't know how you're interpreted by other people because you are yourself.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that reminds me of a Melanie Martinez song in the music video, um, actually, yeah, no, it was in one of the music videos.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: She was talking about, I wish you could see me or I wish you could see yourself the way I see you and then like, she takes her eyeballs out of her head and gives them to the other girl to put in to change her perspective.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, it was so cool.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that sounds gross.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But in the music video it was really cool.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was in her K-12, K-12 era.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, get the fucking plank out your eye.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: How can you say to your brother, let me take the speck out of your eye when all the time there's a plank in your own eye.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You hypocrite first take the plank out of your own eye and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, this is one of those things about Christianity that
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  [SPEAKER_00]: dislike because they're very judgmental and, you know, the people who are looking at yourself, right?
• 12:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Glass houses.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And there's so little introspection done by most Christians that I haven't
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like this whole read through of the man, the son of the Mount has been nothing like this is this is the hypocrisy right that I that I feel like this is really from Christianity this is the what we were told Jesus stood for that we were like yeah, I mean I don't believe in God or anything but Jesus is cool that sounds right and then we grow up and we see the way Christians are and we're like that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not what I thought Jesus was talking about.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't think you're doing this right, guys.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: How do I have a better feeling for, I don't think Jesus would like you?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 13:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think Jesus would like a lot of his followers.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, that again.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What is that saying like, Jesus saved, or God saved us from your followers?
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 13:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like that, I love that phrase like that just sends me home, you know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But this is directly, this is directly why I feel the hypocrisy, you know?
• 13:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do not give dogs what is sacred.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do not throw your pearls to pigs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the pearls before swine thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't throw pearls before swine is we're reading a different chance that you've never heard the phrase don't throw pearls before swine.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Nope.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you serious?
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm serious.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow, that's like a very common phrase I didn't realize came from the Bible but it's basically like don't throw important or fancy things before people that can't appreciate it like
• 14:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: like take care of your own shit first, right?
• 14:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of thing?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, do not give dogs what a sacred.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Do not throw your pearls to pigs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: If you do, they may trample them under their feet and turn into your euda pieces.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 14:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ask and it will be given to you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We're moving on to a different bit now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Seek and you will find knock and the door will be open to you for everyone who asks receives the one who seeks and finds.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, the one who seeks finds into the one who knocks, the door will be open.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm assuming they mean to God.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I would assume.
• 15:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I'm gonna push back on this because when I was a kid, it would have been so much easier.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And I would call that a door knocking.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, and I had a couple of moments where I...
• 15:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, truly was like, okay, okay, if you're there, you know, dude, I'm ready to hear it.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, give me, give me what you got because it really was hard being not religious.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, I didn't, I didn't know like what any of this was and it was, I grew up in a very religious community and scouts and like the whole thing, like, you know, especially in scouts that was, it would have been so much easier for me to just be able to understand what Jesus and God and all
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: But no, like never, never was I ever presented with anything, even with some genuine asking, you know, like I genuinely wanted to understand, but there was never a moment where I was like, oh, yeah.
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's what it feels like.
• 16:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got touching me here.
• 16:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, my balls are creed.
• 16:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that never happened to me.
• 16:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Which of you, if your son asks for bread, will give him a stone?
• 16:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, if my kid asks for bread, I want to give him a stone, I want to give him a bread.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 16:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or if he asks for fish, we give him a snake?
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, our kid asks for a snake and they got a snake.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if he asks for fish, we'd probably get them a fish.
• 16:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: We had fish for a while, but none of us asked for it.
• 16:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we don't have fish anymore.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't have fish anymore.
• 16:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you, then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your father and heaven give good gifts to those who ask him?
• 16:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's saying, think about how, when, like, when our kid, right?
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: We know what our kid, we don't even have to say, what do you want for Christmas?
• 16:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or what do you want to be birthday?
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: We just know kids so well.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: We can get them something good.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: like if there's something specific we would like to know but without anything specific we we give good gift sure you know and so this is saying if you think you're a good gifter just imagine how good a gift giver God is to his children
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have any reason to think that God is a good gift giver.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think God is a good killer.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's that's that's a and, you know, like he kind of like the one time that they ask for food, they he he through birds.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I don't know that I trust him for good gift.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't I don't believe that God is a good gift.
• 17:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I believe that God's a dick.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, he, this is quite the important rebellion.
• 17:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: He like, he dropped him down into, you know, dropped him like it's hard.
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Earth and like burn him up and through stakes that I'm in shit.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, it was like, who's really bad?
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I don't know.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wouldn't go ask God for a whole lot, because you might not like what you get.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I, I think I'm a way better gift give her the God, honestly.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I can always pick the perfect book for people.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love picking book.
• 18:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, um, gifts, blah, blah, blah.
• 18:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: So in everything, due to others, what you would have them due to you, oh my God, it's a golden rule.
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: For this sums up the law and the profits, the law is the capital L law.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like this rule sums up everything that we've been talking to, everything that was talked about in the pen to two.
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And the profits.
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Two under others as you would have them do unto you.
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn, there it is.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And again, that's one of those teachings that I learned even not being religious, that I really thought was great, right?
• 18:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, do unto others as you would have them to do unto you, right?
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which allows you to walk around with, like, you get teaches empathy.
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It says, hey, put yourself in this other person.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: How would you like it if you were treated that way?
• 19:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like how many times would you even see that to a kid, not even knowing that it was like from the Bible, right?
• 19:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Would you like it if somebody trained you like that?
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: But honestly, I feel like most of the people that I know with really good empathy are less religious or not religious, you know, like they're not religious people generally speaking that's not to say that that person doesn't exist.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I know some Christians who are very empathetic, but the most empathetic people that I know in my life.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: are not all questions because the majority of them want empathy in general lends to a curiousness of other cultures in other ways of life and other things because you are putting yourself in other people's shoes.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: You have a backwards I think that curiosity leads to empathy.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: We had a whole episode about this being curious about other people leads to having empathy for them because the more you learn, the more you can't help but care about them.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, either well, if you are very empathetic or you were very curious, I think it both of those things lead to better interactions with people, right, and that is, that is not what I see from a lot of the Christian community that we have at least around us.
• 20:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So maybe, I shouldn't be judging people who want to put saline in their balls.
• 20:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I was saying.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to have to chew on this tonight.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to put yourself in their balls.
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm gonna have to put their balls in my body and chew on it.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: and think about it, because it just feels so vain and ridiculous.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I'm not saying this, I'm thinking of like the Jim Bros.
• 20:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I understand what you're thinking of, but again, you don't know the reasons why they are doing it, specifically for each individual, right?
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: I would like to hear other people speak out on this and defend
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not that you owe me an explanation, and not that you have to defend yourself to me.
• 21:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess what I'm asking is, if you care too, convince me why- Let me ask you this.
• 21:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Making your balls bigger.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: If it brought someone who had low confidence about themselves, more self-confidence, is that a worthwhile reason to do it?
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to go still with no because of the medical problems that it also carries with it.
• 21:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of health risk with it.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's put medical problems aside.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's put the health risk aside.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, let's pretend that you snap your fingers and your balls are bigger and everybody's happy.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure, that's fine.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I guess if that's what matters to you.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not, I'm not.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm asking you to look at the reason why somebody do it something not be judgmental.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're still being judgmental.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just don't understand like I am being judgmental because I have a severe lack of understanding of why the size of anybody's anything matters.
• 22:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why should matter?
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like to me, if somebody thinks that they're dick or their balls or their boobs or their ass or whatever is too big or not big enough, I feel like that comes from societal pressures outside.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes, absolutely.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the societal pressures among.
• 22:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: those images that people have of themselves are like take for example women and their way to shoes and things like that where they get, right?
• 22:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: These are caused by societal pressures, right?
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So when someone is doing the things to remedy those problems, they're doing them because they have an issue with societal pressures that are bothering them because of that, right?
• 22:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's more of a mental issue than it is a physical issue or a physical issue and that's what I'm saying, empathy in these cases could be way more
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: relevant to that case than being judgmental about it.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're right.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I should be sticking my middle finger up at society.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nobody's always not the people who feel like they need to change their body to feel better about themselves.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: We'll fuck you, society.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: For making people feel like their balls aren't big enough.
• 23:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 23:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will go with that.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 23:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, Jesus.
• 23:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: learned better.
• 23:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I took the most right out of my eye and stuck it right in society's ballsack.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Enter through the narrow gate.
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 23:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're doing a different section.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was going to be there.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just listen.
• 23:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the next.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the next little lesson.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 23:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Enter through the narrow gate for wide is the gate.
• 24:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And broad is the road that leads to destruction and many enter through it.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: But small is the gate and narrow is the road that leads to life.
• 24:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: And only a few find it.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: So don't take the easy way which leads to destruction and terribleness and large in your balls.
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe.
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I'm having a hard time with this because like I'm taking a very literally and I think that what no like I have that autistic like read what the word say.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, not the symbolic what we're supposed to get out of it, but here's the thing I don't know what we're supposed to get out of that.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I have nothing but the literal rendition what's wrong with.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: the white gate as opposed to the narrow gate.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's the white gate is the white is the white is the white is the white is the need to destruction and many enter through it.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: What's wrong with that?
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, why is that fashion?
• 25:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Apparently.
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: But why?
• 25:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, but again, this is not a literal.
• 25:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a, you should take the, the harder path that doesn't lead to destruction and then find life as opposed to because life in this sense is going to be discovering your relationship with God or whatever.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life and it only a few find it.
• 25:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: because it's easier to be judgmental.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's easier to be, you know, it's easier to hoard your wealth.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's easier to dislike people that you don't agree with.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's easier to, it's easier to be a terrible person than it is to be a good person, right?
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: So big balls but small gates.
• 25:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 25:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, the big balls have nothing to do with it.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just about trying to find your way and be the best person you can be and my, in my estimation, like this is about, are you sure this what it means though?
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm not.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, but I am taking it that way.
• 26:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: But that's what I'm asking like, how do we know how to take this?
• 26:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: small gates and narrow roads lead to that we take our lead from Christianity we just make it whatever we want to believe it to be and then it's that so I mean don't be a follower sure oh my gosh that does fit with balls you guys don't be a follower you don't have to inject shit into your balls just be an individual and keep your balls whatever size they are they're fine
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: The balls are fine.
• 26:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next little less hair.
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 26:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gates and roads and whatever.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Watch out for false profits.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: They be falling out of the trees.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: They come to you and sheep's clothing.
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: But inwardly, they are ferocious wool.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: As long as it's clothing, they're okay, though.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, chemo clothing is fine.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: We love us some chemo Christians.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I was in Camo, like camouflage John the Baptist.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, Camo.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Camo.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Camo.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I thought it was in Camo.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so I was imagining, you know, Christians running around in their Camo pants with guns.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I was just like, yeah, they suck.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, your judgment is just seeping out of you, it is, it is.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sorry.
• 27:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, not only judgment, but you know, it's all right, so your judgment is harder, harder.
• 27:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, to be fair.
• 27:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I have nothing.
• 27:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to be fair it's just who I be.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look they come to you and sheep's clothing but inwardly they are for rocious wolves.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Those those false prophets.
• 27:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 27:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: By their fruit you will recognize them.
• 28:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 28:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do people pick grapes from thorn bushes or figs from this wolves?
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably not.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably not.
• 28:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably not.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably not.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably not.
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably not.
• 28:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably not.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's probably not.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's probably not.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I picked some.
• 28:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a bunch out there now.
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I have been watching that bush for the last two weeks.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I saw that there were some berries out there that were right.
• 28:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were right today.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were ripe.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I picked them.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you know what I did with them?
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: You ate them.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, I brought a handful of them inside and I rinse them off and then I threw them in a glass of cold water.
• 28:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my gosh.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was joy.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is a spring summer joy.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's picking that shit off the tree from our backyard.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You gotta get them off with the squirrels and the birds do.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why I did it.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's probably all I'm gonna get all season.
• 29:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was a bunch of bigons on the ground and I was really mad.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, I think they already got to them.
• 29:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really pisses me off.
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, anyway, by the fruit, you will recognize them.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do people pick grapes from thorn bushes or figs from thistles?
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: The answer is no.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: The answer is no.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Likewise, every good tree bears good fruit.
• 29:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: But every bad tree bears bad fruit.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: So good is good and bad is bad.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 29:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: A good tree cannot bear bad fruit.
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's false.
• 29:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And a bad tree cannot bear good fruit.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: That also is false.
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 29:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Both of those are false.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: But also don't cut fruit trees down ever.
• 29:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: And also the ones along the outside of your property are supposed to not pick so that the poor people the poor people can come and gleam off of your trees.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was in the Old Testament.
• 30:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I remember that one.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we were impressed that they cared about the unhoused and the hungry people.
• 30:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: But in the Old Testament, it says not to cut down any.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Lust by their fruit, you'll recognize them.
• 30:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I know he's talking about people like us, so.
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Is he?
• 30:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's saying fuck bad people chop them up.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it sounds like Jesus advocates going no contact with toxic people.
• 30:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm getting out of this because they are bad fruits.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right.
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Could you imagine if you just walk around and you were like, you're a bad fruit?
• 30:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that sounds like a really- People who are bad apples.
• 31:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not to their face though.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, hmm, he's a bad apple.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know about that one.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or there's that's not a that's not police arm bad.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's it's just one bad apple.
• 31:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, that sounds like it might come directly as a kind of like a biblical right.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, it is.
• 31:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I mean, could you imagine walking up to somebody and being like, you know what?
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: You are a bad fruit.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 31:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: I kind of like that.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: I might do that the next time somebody in public makes me angry.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 31:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I might tell them, I don't think we can hang out.
• 31:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: So are you or a bad fruit?
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: And Jesus said, I need to cut down bad fruits.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Bad trees.
• 31:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm.
• 31:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, next lesson, ready?
• 31:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm ready.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not everyone who says to me, Lord, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 31:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, enter the kingdom of heaven.
• 31:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I thought he said knock and all answer.
• 31:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you got to mean it though.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, you can't just be like knock and knock.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I think if you knock, you also have to take the narrow gate and you can't be a bad fruit and you've got to be.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's more than just knocking.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, probably, yeah.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you also have to know the Lord's prayer.
• 32:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably.
• 32:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was the correct.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's how you pray.
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: So not everyone who says Lord Lord will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my father who is in heaven.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: You gotta do God's will.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yeah.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Many will say to me on that day, Lord, Lord, did we not prophecy in your name and in your name, drive out demons and in your name, perform many miracles and then I will tell them plainly, I'm never new you, shit, you know, wait for me, you evil doers.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, I cannot wait to tell people that.
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I will be like, you are a bad fruit.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I never knew you a way for me, you evil doer.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that to me is so fantastic because it's like not even cussing.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you could say it was such venom.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like next time somebody's rude to me.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just love that.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Therefore, everyone who hears these words, mine, and puts them into practice is like a wise man who build his house on the rock.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's the name of a church.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: The rock?
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: House on the rock?
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: House on the rock, is it?
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's like that hole.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a Peter guy that we're going to learn about.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he does a church that's like there's a hole.
• 33:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: church of Christ thing that's house on a rock got it like they take that line very seriously okay the rain came down the streams rose and the winds blew and beat against that house yet it did not fall because it had its foundation on that rock that little piggy was safe because you know what the rock is it's Jesus
• 34:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's right, but then that's why Moses got punished because he beat Jesus Jesus on a rock But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them in the practice.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: He you know what he's like
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like a foolish man who built his house on sand.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, why would you build a house on sand?
• 34:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you haven't even been to Florida.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: When you build on sand, you're inviting the hurricane to knock it down.
• 34:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, not just that.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like you can't get sand out of your clothes, like it's terrible.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It stays in your life.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Make you ever want to build a house on sand.
• 34:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Those terrible.
• 34:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: The last time I was at a beach was 15 years ago, and I still got a sand in my car.
• 34:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't come out, it's like glitter.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I still find glitter between my toes and sand in my crack.
• 34:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: The rain came down, the streams rose and the winds blew and beat against that house.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it fell with a great crash.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because one of those still don't say anything.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: When Jesus had finished saying these things, oh, we're back to Black Print now.
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Black ink Jesus has done.
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's back.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's that was a sermon on the mouth when Jesus had finished saying these things the crowds were amazed at a teaching you Were they because he taught as one who had authority and not as their teachers of the law the end Wow, I feel like I missed my calling up when I should have been alive because like they're easy
• 35:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: You could have been like, if you wash your hands ready for you, eat your less likely to carry germs to your mouth.
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when you carry, when you carry the bad apples to your face with your dirty hands, you are disrespecting God and Jesus does not like that.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got to wash the dirt
• 36:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: and also regular-sized balls.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't worry about... Don't worry about what the other people are doing.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: All are fine.
• 36:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, like, this is the...
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is just such simple, how to treat other human type shit, right?
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's not really anything magical about any of this.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just like, yeah, don't fuck with people, like, don't be an asshole.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, don't be a fucking asshole.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We had three chapters of this that could all be summarized by Wheaton's law.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't be a dick.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: And God broke it, because God's a dick.
• 36:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: He is, God broke Wheaton's law.
• 36:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: He really did.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's why I'm in atheist.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I don't know what I have a lot.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like, again, the teachings in this one were for better than what the Old Testament was.
• 36:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: There's good stuff to do on the others as you'd have them do on to you.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, like just generally it was decent treat people with
• 37:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: a bit of humanity, you know, type stuff.
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I like the treat people nice stuff, but I don't like the being magic and pray at me and my father.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh yeah.
• 37:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't like that.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I agree.
• 37:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if you're going to hell, even if you are a good guy.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But again, the message is a little better.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's better than the Old Testament.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: But here's my thing.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: If you are condemning me to hell, for not
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: um, being with your father and believing in a different God.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then why the fuck are you worried about how I treat people?
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm already going to chill anyway, because I'm not worried about your father.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is just, this is nuanced until you, like you, this is, obviously this is only for people who believe in your way because like, as you're, you're just, your fuck right out the gate.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because you went through the wide gate.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're fucked right out the wide gate.
• 37:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's right.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that was Matthew chapter seven.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Little Maddie chapter seven.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then it's his little speech on the mountain hill.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think we're actually going to try to do for our next episode.
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: A Q and a Saturday.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then we'll probably be on Saturday.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it'll cover chapters five, six and seven.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: The whole Mountie mountain gate wide sermon.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, uh, look out for that one and we'll see you next time.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, bye.
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bye.