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Happy Memorial Day, Black People Excuses, Vacationing While Working, Old School Dating and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time of
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  Speaker 1: y'all don't know. Y'all have a suit back to back down,
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  Speaker 1: giving them like the Millian buck things and it's tubings
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  Speaker 1: not me through good it Steve hastening to move to
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  Speaker 1: other for Steve, Please, I don't join yeah, joining me.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta use that turn ing the you are you
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn to turn them out? Turn you got to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out. Then turn the water the water, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your thing. Uh huh, I shore will
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now. I want it only Steve Harvey Man
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  Speaker 1: oh Man, got a radio show got going for you today.
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  Speaker 1: And it just happened to me. You know, I was
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  Speaker 1: going through something that I've been going through for a
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  Speaker 1: long long time and just weary of it all, and
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  Speaker 1: I was I've been talking to God about it, and
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  Speaker 1: I mean for years. Though. What happened was I had
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  Speaker 1: had to go through some more of it yesterday again
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  Speaker 1: in a situation. But you know what, after it was over,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I kind of laid in it for a
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  Speaker 1: little while. You know, how you've been going through something
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  Speaker 1: for so long and then even if it's over, appears
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  Speaker 1: to be over, you still kind of lay in it
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, and you know you have a while. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe I've been dealing with this this long,
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  Speaker 1: even though even though it was over. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how you do it, but this was so good for me.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever counted, Steve Harvey, how many times you
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  Speaker 1: made it? And so that's what I started doing yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: And that's what I did this morning. When I woke up.
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  Speaker 1: I was actually taking an inventory account of how many
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  Speaker 1: times I made it? How many times, man, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have it rent and somehow I came up with it.
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  Speaker 1: How many times I didn't have my house payment and
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  Speaker 1: somehow I came up with it. How many times I
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  Speaker 1: was out of money, did not have enough, didn't didn't
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  Speaker 1: see no way, but somehow I came up with it.
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  Speaker 1: How many times I got sick, thought, well, man, this
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  Speaker 1: one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
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  Speaker 1: I have found myself in that was I thought at
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  Speaker 1: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister at times,
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  Speaker 1: somehow I made it. I look at all the accidents
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  Speaker 1: I've been in, but he kept me. I made it.
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  Speaker 1: I think about even the simplest times of like stepping
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  Speaker 1: off a curve and almost got hit, but I made it.
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  Speaker 1: I was just tripping the other day. I was I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking about the times that I've been hit by
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  Speaker 1: a car and it could have been worse, but it wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: And I made it through that too. I was thinking about, Man,
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  Speaker 1: when they count you out, do you know how many
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  Speaker 1: times I've been counted out? He's done? He ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nothing, He ain't nobody. See what I told y'all,
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  Speaker 1: look at over that they counsel this. He offered that
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  Speaker 1: he out of here. He ain't gonna make it. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't got fired. Man, You know how many times I've
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  Speaker 1: been counted out? You know how many times they didn't
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  Speaker 1: wrote me off? How many times have you been written off? Man?
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  Speaker 1: But here you still stand? You know you've a tripped
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  Speaker 1: on it. Taking inventory y'all of how many times? Count
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  Speaker 1: the times you've made it? What about the times man,
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  Speaker 1: when nobody was there to encourage you, but you still
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  Speaker 1: here though you've tripped on that, ain't nobody called and
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  Speaker 1: told you good day? No? Nobody called you and told
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  Speaker 1: you recently, thank you. No one's called you and told
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  Speaker 1: you how much you meant to them, how much you've
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  Speaker 1: done for them. A man, that you can make it.
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  Speaker 1: Never give up. Keep your head up, man, keep grinding.
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  Speaker 1: But you still here, even when nobody have you counted
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  Speaker 1: the times man, that you made it anyway. You counted
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  Speaker 1: the times that you felt like quitting, you felt like
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  Speaker 1: giving up, you kept going. How about the time this
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  Speaker 1: is a good one right here? How about the times man,
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  Speaker 1: when everybody's standing around saying, ain't no way, ain't no way. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell how many times I've heard this, ain't
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  Speaker 1: no way, and then somehow there is a way. You
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  Speaker 1: know why, because he make a way. You understand. You
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  Speaker 1: know how many times I've heard this one right here, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me, man, Nobody ever before hasn't done that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't do that. How many times you'd heard no,
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  Speaker 1: you aren't you know anybody didn't done that? You can't
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  Speaker 1: do that. No one has ever done that. I made
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  Speaker 1: it anyway. You know they don't normally or we don't
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  Speaker 1: normally allow this, but in this case, for you, we
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  Speaker 1: gonna make an exception. How many times have you heard that? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm on to something? How many times have
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  Speaker 1: you heard in your lifetime? We don't normally or they
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  Speaker 1: don't normally allow this, but we gonna make this exception
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  Speaker 1: in your case. How many times you didn't heard that?
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever counted the times that you made it?
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  Speaker 1: Everybody out accept me? Oh? How can that be? You
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  Speaker 1: know you're the only one that got through this? Congratulations? Wow? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't hardly see this too many times.
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  Speaker 1: But do you realize that normally this is what happened
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  Speaker 1: to people? But man, and y'all don't know how your
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  Speaker 1: name came up, but here you are. Wow, it never
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  Speaker 1: happens like that. You ever counted those times I was
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  Speaker 1: doing it yesterday? I was doing it this morning. I
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  Speaker 1: was just taking an inventory of everybody of how many
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  Speaker 1: times I've made it. So what I learned yesterday was
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  Speaker 1: when God get you through something, when he pulled you
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  Speaker 1: out on the other side, no matter how difficult or
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  Speaker 1: how long it took. When He gets you out on
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  Speaker 1: the other side, why don't you get up, dust yourself off,
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  Speaker 1: and start trotting what you laying there for? Man? Wallowing
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  Speaker 1: in it, going over it, recycling it in your mind.
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  Speaker 1: So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling
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  Speaker 1: stuff in our mind when clearly it's time to move on.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to let go. It's time to go and
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  Speaker 1: see what God has for you. Stop looking at what
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  Speaker 1: you lost. What you lost was probably not yours to
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  Speaker 1: have in the first in the first place. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know the things I've lost? I'm not talking about losing
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  Speaker 1: the love one, or mother or father, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about innate objects or situation. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: the things I've lost? Man, I look back on it.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to have him in the first place,
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  Speaker 1: or they was doing me no good? An what wasn't
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  Speaker 1: mine to lose? But I claimed I lost it? Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: taking inventory, everybody. Start looking at the things man, that
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  Speaker 1: God has brought you through. Start looking at how many
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  Speaker 1: times He allowed you to make it. And get glad
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  Speaker 1: about waking up in the morning. Man, Get glad about
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  Speaker 1: your life. Start feeling something positive about your situation. You
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  Speaker 1: cannot expect God to continue to bless you if you're
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  Speaker 1: not grateful for the things that you have. Why would
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  Speaker 1: God sitting down here looking at you upset ain't greed.
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  Speaker 1: Laying in the waller of what you are not grateful for.
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  Speaker 1: You just can't find the see find no gratitude in
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  Speaker 1: your heart about nothing, but you steady asking God for something.
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  Speaker 1: So now you think God is crazy. You think he
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  Speaker 1: gonna give you some most stuff to not be grateful for.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Why would he do that? He's
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  Speaker 1: too full of too much mercy to send you through that.
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  Speaker 1: Over and over and over. The more I give my child,
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  Speaker 1: the more ungrateful they are, the less gratitude they show.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna keep dumping it on them so they
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  Speaker 1: can keep feeling ungrateful and show like a gratitude. God's
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  Speaker 1: not gonna do that to you. Come on, man, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever counted how many times you made it? I
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  Speaker 1: can't count how many times God didn't gotten me through something.
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  Speaker 1: But when He gets you through it, you can't get
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  Speaker 1: up and get on about your business. Don't lay that
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  Speaker 1: in it. It's over, it's done, you made it, you
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  Speaker 1: survived it. Let's go. Let's go. You're listening to morning show,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. It is upon us to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Morning show is here. Surprisingly, Yeah, let's just be grateful.
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  Speaker 1: If you woke up this morning like I did on
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  Speaker 1: the frustrated side of the bed, get off of that
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  Speaker 1: side because it ain't gonna work. Just get back, start over.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't no need of being frustrated. Nothing you can
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  Speaker 1: do about it. It's called life. Things happen. Let's move on,
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  Speaker 1: Let's move forward sometimes, Steve Harvey, you have to take
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  Speaker 1: your own advice. It ain't bout you all the time.
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  Speaker 1: What it's you need a wife to remind you of that?
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  Speaker 1: It ain't vouch you all the time. This ain't the
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  Speaker 1: judge shower. Yeah this morning, this ain't the Judge show.
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  Speaker 1: In my mind, my catchy ass come backward. That's what
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  Speaker 1: the hell you think. But you didn't say it, though
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying hell, no say that. Say gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: callin for real, Mississippi Monica or junior kids bake and
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  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy juniors on your mind. Let's stay around there.
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  Speaker 1: You know, just because you frustrate this morning, how many
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  Speaker 1: things have you wanted to say to your wife that
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  Speaker 1: you can't say? You have a list of statements that
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  Speaker 1: you keep in your mind. See right there and see
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  Speaker 1: for you you to make that question obviously, because you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a wife. Okay, you don't have a wife
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  Speaker 1: that got friends that listen to the show, that could
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  Speaker 1: go back and go got out. Was on my way
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  Speaker 1: in this morning that your up is so crazy, he said,
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  Speaker 1: you get on his last Damn. Oh he said that
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  Speaker 1: right after I told him this wasn't a Judge show.
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  Speaker 1: Oh theyn't here on the radio talk talking about it. Yeah, see, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: The reason I'm a little smarter than that because I've
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  Speaker 1: benefit for a while and I know not to let
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  Speaker 1: somebody who ain't in this tell me how to be
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  Speaker 1: in this. And you're not in this, so you're not
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  Speaker 1: fitting to get me in this. See, that's what happens
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  Speaker 1: when you're single. You ain't ever thinking. Really, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: know that. Yeah, yeah, you ain't ever thinking sitting and
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  Speaker 1: then and then the other thing that your parents lay
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  Speaker 1: on you, that's what you get for thinking right. And
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  Speaker 1: then the other one I used to get was who
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  Speaker 1: asked you to think? Right? Mama? I thought, well, who
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  Speaker 1: asked you to think? I'm over this mindless ass idiot here.
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  Speaker 1: You keep telling me to get good grades. Now you
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  Speaker 1: don't want me to think? Make your mind up. You
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  Speaker 1: didn't say that either, though. Oh yeah, to my mama,
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  Speaker 1: you see these teeth, yea if my mama. My mama
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  Speaker 1: slapped me so hard one time. She said, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: slap you so hard you ain't gonna be able to
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  Speaker 1: get dnches. And you know when you ate, you don't
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  Speaker 1: really know what dnches are. I just knew it was
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  Speaker 1: gonna be a really hard slap, so I avoided that
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  Speaker 1: slap mind time. Like, man, thank you see what you started, junior,
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  Speaker 1: mister single, I ain't got no damn by that coming
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  Speaker 1: up with thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back with the nephew right after this. You're
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  Speaker 1: listening morning show right now, it's time for the nephew
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  Speaker 1: to run that prank back. I want to date your mama.
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  Speaker 1: Well do you man? Run it? Hello? Hello, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to reach I'm trying to reach Burns. This is James.
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  Speaker 1: This is her son. How you doing man? My name
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  Speaker 1: is Gordon. Gordon just recently joined the church man within
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  Speaker 1: the last month, and I was trying to get in
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  Speaker 1: touch with with miss Byrne. One of the members gave
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  Speaker 1: me a number, but I guess they they must have
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  Speaker 1: gave me the wrong number. I guess it's is this
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  Speaker 1: a home number or what? Is this a hold of hell? Who? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a new member at the church. Yeah, this is just
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  Speaker 1: your number. Yeah, man, this is my phone number. I'm James,
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  Speaker 1: I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay, that's your mother? Right?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well yeah, my bad man. I was trying
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  Speaker 1: to get in touch with miss Burns. Now is did
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  Speaker 1: you have a sale or home number somewhere I can
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  Speaker 1: get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait to time, time
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  Speaker 1: tell you your name is what Gordon Gordon Gordon? I
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  Speaker 1: just joined the church, man, so I might not have
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  Speaker 1: met you yet. James. Okay, well, God bless you man,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it. Is it anyway I
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  Speaker 1: could get your mom's home number from. I mean, you're
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  Speaker 1: just joined the church. I mean I don't I don't
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  Speaker 1: see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything there a message I could
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  Speaker 1: pass on to it? Though? Uh? Well yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see if it's all right for for
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  Speaker 1: me to take her out. I've been seeing them for
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  Speaker 1: the last. Hold up, Hold up, Hold up, hold hold
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  Speaker 1: tell about you. You were just into you a new
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  Speaker 1: member to the church, and somebody gave you, or they
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  Speaker 1: were attempting to give you. My mother's a number, and
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  Speaker 1: you're asking me if you could take her out. Man, Well,
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.
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  Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number. Bout mistake. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's my reason for carl. I thought I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,
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  Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. Well, I'll be quite honest, man,
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  Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man.
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  Speaker 1: And uh, I mean you know my post just passed
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  Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with somebody.
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  Speaker 1: And besides you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: she in the sixties. Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.
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  Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old man? I'm
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  Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You
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  Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty, right? But you
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  Speaker 1: know what, man, I look at it like James, right, James,
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  Speaker 1: I look at it like it's you know heyes, ain't
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  Speaker 1: number but the number man. This wasn't your heart man?
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  Speaker 1: And how you carry yourself? You know? Yeah? But my mother? Ay,
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  Speaker 1: but my mom ain't no cougar like that. And I
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  Speaker 1: know she ain't coming after you right now. I remember
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  Speaker 1: telling me that she trying some new things at this church,
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  Speaker 1: but going out with some thirty thirty. How do you
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  Speaker 1: you do a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you like my brother something man ain't nowhere in the world.
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  Speaker 1: My mama gonna be days to say. Okay, okay, than James.
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  Speaker 1: Let me say this man. First of all, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: even know I was calling you. Second of all, I'm
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  Speaker 1: calling and speak with her. I'm not calling trying to
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  Speaker 1: get permission from you. Miss Burns is a grown woman.
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  Speaker 1: And whoa, whoa, whoa talking about that. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: you're every man. I just came back from fighting overseed.
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  Speaker 1: My pops passed away not too long. I am the
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  Speaker 1: man of the house. Let's get that straight right now.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I don't care if I'm still living at
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  Speaker 1: home or not. I'm the man of this house, all right.
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: You calling the ass my mama on a date, you
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  Speaker 1: might as well just stick the church dog, because you know,
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  Speaker 1: as I said, be blessed, But it ain't gonna be
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  Speaker 1: no blessing from me to you. I tell you that
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm not looking for a blessing from you
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  Speaker 1: at all. Bro. You might no no blessing, but I
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  Speaker 1: respect the fact that you've been overseas and you've been
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  Speaker 1: fighting for this country. Okay, But if I decide I
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  Speaker 1: want to speak to miss Burns about going out, I
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  Speaker 1: think Miss Burns has every right to decide if she
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  Speaker 1: would like to go out with Gordon or not, and
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: Gordon wants to take her out, I took up. Hold up, look, brother,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care how old you say you are, all right,
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  Speaker 1: Number one, you're too young. As I already mentioned. All right,
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  Speaker 1: this ain't going down with you and my mom. I'm
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: straight up, hey man, that's for your mama to decide.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: Do you you bringing up my mama. You're letting the
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  Speaker 1: word your mama come out your mouth again. That's gonna
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  Speaker 1: get you up, all right. I don't know where you're from.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I don't give how old you are. I'm pretty sick.
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  Speaker 1: I know what church my mamma go to. And and
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  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be her and you you ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be asking her out, all right. I don't give what
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  Speaker 1: it take. I would show up on Sunday, catch up
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  Speaker 1: in the puorfit or wherever you're gonna be sitting in
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  Speaker 1: the back of the choir. It don't matter. Something is
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  Speaker 1: going down. You are not gonna get with my mama
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  Speaker 1: like that. You got that. That's up for your mama
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  Speaker 1: to decide if your mamma want to go out with
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  Speaker 1: me down dinner. I ain't gonnlong with this, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm deciding it right now. It ain't gonna happen. I
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  Speaker 1: told you before, be blessed or get your whook. You
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: got two choices, all right. I didn't fight the seeds
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  Speaker 1: three years to come back and also deal with my
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: daddy did and then come back. I'm suffering from PSD. Dog,
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do unless you want
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  Speaker 1: to get it like that, suffering from one a PSD
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  Speaker 1: post traumatic stress syndrome, and I will release all that
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: on you got that. I don't play, But hey, man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want no trouble. It don't matter to me.
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  Speaker 1: You can tell you Okay, look, man, listen, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: trying to have no trouble about you. Man. All I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna say is this right here. I'm I'm gonna I
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  Speaker 1: talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay, you ain't gonna
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: talk to me? Are you not hearing me? Man? I'm okay,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this? Can
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: I say one more thing to you? Manfo you explode,
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: you ain't got nothing else to say. I got one
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, If you're listening, Yeah, Man, James,
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: what hey? Man? I want to tell you this. Man.
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Your mama, Hi got me the prank phone call? You
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: get the out of here. This is who Hey man,
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Your mama told me. She's saying, my son been overseas,
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: he've been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: We got back in the spirit of a life. Man,
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: my mama, are you are you kidding me? Man? We
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: First of all, I got to say thank you for
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: fighting for this country. I want to ask you one
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: more thing. What is the baddest and I mean the
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the lane? Man, nothing but the
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey more than show. Get it overseason in the
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: States though, thanks man, you always you know you did. Yes,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: you played too much already. Well, Mama's me a little too, though,
• 20:34
  Speaker 1: don't I wish you would talk about dating man. I
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: might call you next week. I might call you next
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: coming up next, it is asked the CLO with our
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: chief love officer in the building, Steve Harvey, ready for
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: your love questions? Right after this you're listening Steve Harvey
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. I gotta ask the guys, um, what was
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: it that summer job you ever had? And what job
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: would you not do again? No matter how much it paid? Steve?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: What job would I not do again, no matter how
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: much you paid? That found you at Ford Motor Company?
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Oh you you wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: and I would not do no the worst that you
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: know they found you. I didn't like it the similar
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: line at Ford, and I ask some cool people I
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: work with that wasn't bad going to work? Wasn't what
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I was meant to do. But though Lincoln Electric is
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: the worst job I've ever had, I hated. What did
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: you do there? What did you do? Then? I wrapped
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: coil wire? You It's really it's tough. You know what
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: dies are. Dives are these small round things that you
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: pull wire through, and every die gets smaller. So the
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: wire goes through and compresses and shaves down. It gets
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: thinner and thinner. So let's say the wire starts like
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: a microphone cord, okay, and what you're trying to get
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it down to is a cord wire that goes inside
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: of inside of speaker wire it is. So you put
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: it through the die and it goes through this machine
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: at a high speed, and every diet goes through, every
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: six eight feet gets small and small, and it wraps
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: up into a big coil. And then you got to
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: box it up and put it on the palette. Now,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: to break even, you had to make two hundred and
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: thirty eight boxes a day. Wow, it'd be some days.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I finished. I got eighty s ugly, I mean, you know,
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: but now you're gonna get a guarantee. H But to
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: get the bonus you had to make extra and at
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: the end of the year guys was getting fifty thousand
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: dollar bones. What you get? I ain't never get the bonus.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't even get a bonus period? Well what
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: about it? I mean, how could they do it? Why?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Why was you so slow with yours? You just I
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: hate it, man, I didn't like doing the mechanical work
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: to keep the line running because you had to change
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: your dies all the time, because the inspect to come
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: by and tell you that your wire has a score
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: in it, which means a little scratch that means one
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: of the dies is wore out and you don't catch it.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: And then the inspect to come by and X out
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: all your boxes in the box with the scores and
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: it got to go, so you lose fifteen fifteen boxes
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: went to inspect it. Come, I hate it. Wow, you're
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: depressed telling us about it at that. What how old
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: were you then? Oh? Twenty three m So that was
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: one of your first like full time jobs. Right after?
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Did you quit? Did you quit or they fired you? Yeah?
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: I quit? I made that story. What did you say?
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: What is happening? You're not doing any business? Loan king?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Oh the small business? Long open up the carbon cleaning. Come,
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't have no loan. I just wanted to walk
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: out with dignity. Yeah. Look, oh man, we're gonna miss you. Man.
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: You're a good dude. Man, it was funny. Man. You
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: kept us live in hire. Man. Yeah, why I have
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: been whooping your behind? Please, man, so sad. Tell I
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: was dying, man, and I want midnight ship from mid
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: I ain't to eat in the morning. I would be
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: so set coming home I drive by my exit. Wow,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: that's how sleepy I would be. I would I miss
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: my exit at least five times. Okay, so let's switch
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: it and ask you what was the best summer job
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: you had, because that depressed us all. Just I got
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: a job at the swimming pool as a lifeguard, and
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: can't sweet them that have the best job right in college,
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I got a job at the shimming pool of watching
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: girls has a lifeguarding, just hoping when nobody get in.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Did anybody ever get in in a drastic situation? No,
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: thank god, you got lucky. Man. I had all them
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: life some stuff over there everything. I had so much
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: stuff in the pool. I was throwing furniture in the pool.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: I had so much furniture in the pool. One time,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: one dude got in trouble and I threw so much
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: stuff in the pool he could walk out. Threw a
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: staring phone, cool lot. I had so much first that
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: he can walk out. So they didn't test you anything
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: to see if you could swim. They just hired you
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: on the spot. That's crazy. Well, what it happened was
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: my name was Steve Harvey. Yes, of course. It was
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: a white guy to school named Steve Darby. Okay, he
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: didn't come to work. So I went, oh, and he said,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you see Jarby and I went, yeah, just with no problem.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: He said, well here you go handing me that little
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: red thing said where's your shorts? Okay, so I told
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: him I have him tomorrow. I just bought my pants
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: that rolled him up and set up on this chair.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: I like told him, my name is Steve Harvey. I
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: got paid man about six weeks. What so Steve Darby
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: never came back. The white guy on the I have
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: no idea what happened to this dude. He ain't show Wow.
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey went on and then at the life officer.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Anybody had a drown in their pool, they'd have been dead.
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: But a god, I can't say. Nobody man, it wasn't
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: about to jump in that deep and getting trouble in
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: this five foot and we noticed just when when I
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: ain't margin tried to get in the water in Hawaii.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: You remember that he almost had a bad fit. Yes
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: he did, Yes, he did. And you did you ever
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: learn to swim? Steve? Yeah? You know, I know I have.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I have get back back whatever I fell off of,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: I can swim good. He got get out, he got
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: get out that swim crossed down. That ain't gonna I'm
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: so glad you found your purpose. I'm so glad you
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: found your purpose. I really need some money, man, that's funny. Wow,
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: I know, but getting paid. Coming up more of the
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna talk a little bit
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: of when we come back to Faster. You're listening to
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: old school relationship advice means well most of the time,
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: but some of it is out of touch and should
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: become a thing of the past. Some of these rules
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: or tips need to be redefined and clarified for the
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: time we live in now. This is according to psychologist
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: doctor Joshua Clapal for example. Clap Clapal for example, Steve,
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: the old cliche and this is biblical. Don't go to
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: bed angry. Uh. Doctor Clappal says, we've heard this classic,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: but it's unrealistic, and sometimes going to bed mad and
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: sleeping on it is better. What do you say? Do
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: you well? I don't know what were you with that.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I wish we could go to bed and not be mad.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I really do, right. I don't nobody want to go
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: to bed mad. You know you got to sleep back
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: to each other. Somebody rolled over and touch you, you jumping,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: get you damn foot off. Nobody wants that. I think
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: it's better to do that. Now. Is it realistic to
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: expect not to ever go to bed? Man? Now? I
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: don't think it is that, but that show ain't clear
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: to go to bed man. We're gonna or you wake
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: up mad. Let me tell you something. You know, if
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: you let a woman go to bed mad, she wake up,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: she gonna be just as mad or mad earth because
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: she'd have thought about some most stuff. Yeah, now, dude,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: it's wake up and go hey baby, how are you doing?
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: How the hell you think? How was our last night?
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: When you shut your eyes exactly? So ea, I think
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: he's wrong, not healthy? All right, Doctor clip House says
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you can change them, He says. It's a romantic idea,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: the old cliche, you can change them. But he points
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: out it's not your responsibility to change anyone, right. I
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: agree with it's not your job to change anyone. Nor
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: don't you nor do you have the ability? Right, that's
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: something that women have. I mean, we may as well
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: admit that we're always trying to change. And I think
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: it's the nurturer in us. We always Yeah, we all
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: change him, girl, Yeah I change. I know he's like
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: that right now. But once he gave me six months. Yeah, yeah,
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: let me work on a girl. Yeah, I got this.
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to work at every day though, every
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: day I change everything. Yeah, but bore that all right,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: here's another one. Some people never change. That's the cliche,
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: the old school cliche. Doctor clip House says. On the
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: flip side, the suggestion that's someone is incapable of changing
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: is wrong and it ignores the fact that we all
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: have control over our choices. So I absolutely agree with that.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: That's one. He's only said one thing I didn't agree with,
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: and that was the first one. Yeah, I agree with that.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: You don't go to bed will change. Yeah, people change man,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: all right, all the time. Here's another one. Old school
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: love will keep you together, love and keep you together.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: He says. This works in an old romantic movie, but
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: in real life it takes a lot more than love
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: to make it work. Whoa what love got to do? Yeah,
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: got to do with it? What love? But a second
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: handed moves? What right? Take it up? Gotta do it.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with it. Many. Yeah, you
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: gotta honor that commitment that you got to compromise, understanding,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: take the blame, not be right all the time. Yeah,
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: it never worked for me. Never. All right, here's junior. No,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: it's that love thing. I told her I love her,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: But my replacement was at the donk when you I'm
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: just like, who is this? Oh this Chris Week going
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: to dinner? You ain't Chris. I love you though? To
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: the left, to the left through you. Yeah, it's almost
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: like what but you've grown up now you're now? Yeah,
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: you're good now? Yeah that was back. Yeah, I ain't handling.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: We've all been through some things up to the game. Yeah,
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: all right, old school love will I mean know your
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: role in the relationship. That's old school. Doctor clip House says,
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: forget this old gender stereotype. And remember there's not a
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: required way for you to act. Your role in a
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: relationship shouldn't always be the same. It's constantly shifting. I
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: missed it. Start over. You know your role in the relationship.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: That's old school thinking. Okay, doctor Clapow says, forget this
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: old gender stereotype, and remember there is not a required
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: way for you to act. That's new school thinking. He says,
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: your role in a relationship isn't going to be the
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: same all the time. It's constantly changing. And that's a
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: good thing, that's what he's saying. He says, it'll shift organically. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: and that's a good thing. You think your role should
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: stay the same in a relationship, Well, I mean I
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: think I think your roles have to be defined so
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: that everybody has an understanding of positioning. And then I
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: think there has to be some type of all give
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: and take or sometimes the other person can do that.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying like roles like you do all the
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: cleaning and eye I'm not talking about that. Yeah, but
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: if you're good with money, yeah anything, Yeah, I mean,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: you know, and if you either side, if you roll playing,
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: then your roles change like you know, I might be
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Batman one night, you know what I'm saying, But then
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: next night I might be in credible hook. You know
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Your roles do change. I have to
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: know that organically, right, organ organically and realistically, you're neither one.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: All right, here's old school. You should stay with them
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: for better or for worse, he says. He says. We
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: all want to think our partner will stick around no
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: matter what, but if a relationship is unhealthy, you don't.
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: You don't need to stick it out, all right, we
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: do have to get out. You're listening to show it
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: is time for ask the clo with Steve Harvey the
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: clo in the building. This one is from Willie and Gary, Indiana.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: Willie writes, I'm a fifty six year old married man.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: My wife found a condom in my work bag that
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: had been there since twenty nineteen. I told her I
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: got it from a healthfare in my office building, but
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: she didn't believe me. I really did have a one
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: night's stand. Listen to this, guys, I really did have
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: a one night's stand with a coworker two years ago
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: after an office Christmas party. But it was only once,
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: my wife claimed a lady called her and told her everything.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: I panicked and confessed, and then my wife says she
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: made it all up to get the truth. She wants
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: the name as the number of the lady, but she's
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: married to a boxer. How can I get my wife
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to leave this love? Come on for you to do
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: fifty six years old and fall for the okid dough.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what you accuse me of.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: It's not true. I don't even understand you confess to everything? Yeah, bro,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? And what what are you doing
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: with a condom still in your bag? From two nine
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: twenty nineteen? Oh only have one time? Man? Come on,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: an idiot, this truth till I can't have told y'all
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: about this truth. It's way overrated. It's not what you confessing.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: She didn't even bust you. No, you saw me where
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, we're who? What? What woman you talking about?
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: When you talk about you're gonna have to come up
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: with a name. You got to come up with some cases.
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: You gotta have a picture, you gotta have something like
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: the joke I wrote a long time ago. I don't
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: care if you got a polaroid picture of my butt
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: jacked up in the air with my social Security number. Oh,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: my ass, that is not me. Yeah, And I don't
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: know how this man got my so security number on
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: his ass or how he even knew it. I don't know,
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: but it is not me. That's how strong I am
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: with it. Pretty convincing, Pretty convincing. Um. Yeah, he's in
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: a world of trouble on that one. Uh. He wants
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: to know how can he get his wife to leave
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: it alone? Though? That's the question. Clo M. Put that
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: condom on it? Sure it don't fit? Dog U? This
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: is not O. J. Simpson trial. Oh my oh. If
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: it doesn't fit, you can't be married and have a condom.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: All right, more of this crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Morning Show right after this you're listening to, So Steve,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: here's a question from Steve Harvey. F M. All right.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: It says, have you ever thought the wrong thing at
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: the wrong moment? Now? This email is from D He says, Hey, guys,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: a comedy booker who I deal with has a new secretary.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: The new secretary doesn't love me as much as the
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: old secretary. Subsequently, I get less booked less often. The
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: new secretary's brother just died, and I thought, sure would
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: be nice if the old secretary would come back for
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: a few weeks and I will get some bookings. Now
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I feel bad, Savor Tommy. When was the last time
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you thought the wrong thing at the wrong moment? When
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: was the last time you ever thought something wrong at
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: the wrong moment? Too many times? I'm trying to clean
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: it up, But go ahead, Yeah, okay, Well let me
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: ask you all this hell you ever been in church praying? Yes,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: m a offering? And then she walked by doing an
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: offering prayer. She walked by, Yes, even after she had
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: dropped her money in you still locked yes, all the
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: way wrong and you lose your place in the prayer? Man,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: who are in heaven hind the world in your name
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: right here? Or look at all that kingdom? Yeah, looker
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: hill man, yo will beat Joe all over this earth
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: all up and down? Yeah? You know you ever done that?
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: It was just as good. It was my relative lay
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: in the casket, and she was in there supposed to
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: save for the family. I forgot who the hell was
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: laying up there at the funeral at your tear and
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: then almost as a first day. Once Charon had walked
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: up there, I forgot who the hell we was here. Fuck, Lord,
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: that dress was tight, crazy hill. I need to give
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: a damn who it was. But she was there, my Lord,
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: all right. I never seen somebody fall, super fine woman
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: fall and dress blow way up over her. I just
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: sat there and thought about the wrong thing. Yeah, at
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: the wrong time time, And is everything you ever thought about?
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: Really get the wrong thing at the wrong time? What
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: have you ever been praying? And ask God to give
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: somebody a stroke? Right so you and kiss him? Yeah?
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: I know, really stroke. I've asked him to actually shut
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: down somebody whole left side. You want to hear it?
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: You want to do the mountain? Hey, hey, this is true.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: I left a basketball game after high school one time
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: and the guy robbed me coming out of business corner.
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: That was the first time I asking Lord. I asked
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: God to strike somebody dead. Yeah. I had nine dollars
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: to nine dollars a chance. I thought that would be
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: a good time to ask the Lord to do something
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: for me. As of course, he didn't do it, and
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: he ran off with the nine. But again, I'm stuck.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Glad you're changed, man, Oh he is he better be
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: from that. Have you ever thought the wrong thing at
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: the wrong question? Yea, that wrong? You know? Yeah? Yeah, okay,
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: the same thing. I didn't been I didn't been naked
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: and ran out into the living room and didn't know
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: about it was in there, and asked, could they just
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: be blind right now? Please just be to not see
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: all this? I didn't had a six stell crisis, asked
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: the nurse that came in the room. I asked the lord,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: could you please please let her stay because my gown
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: just too much? Yeah, my gown not suffering? Not? I asked,
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: DoD she have to? Can she wear head at night?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: I falked off that wrong time. I'm actually plug myself
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: all right, wow, all right, coming up next, nephew, tell
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: me more ignorance with today's prank phone call. That's right
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to coming up at the top
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes afterwards, my Strawberry
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: letter for today. Let me tell you something. You don't
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: want to miss this letter. Okay, this is one of
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: my favorite letters. This you do not want to miss me,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: all right, And and they mentioned you in the letter
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: as well. I'm in the subject Thundercat is on the prowl.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: That is of the letter. All right, right now, though,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: here's a nephew with today's prank phone call? What you
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: got for us? Come on? Your wife huh is cheating
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: on both of us? Man, it's gonna be great. Your
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: wife's cheating on both of us. You bet not crying
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: running from me? Hello, I'm trying to release Terrence. Please.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: Who's calling? Hey? My name is Mark. My name is Mark.
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: How you doing, bro? I work with um with your wife, Veronica.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: We're on the same sales floor together. I think I
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: met you before, but I don't know if you remember
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: meeting me. But um, I work at the job with Veronica.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Everything is everything on right there? Or what's going on? No? No, no,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: everything is straight here at the job. Not a problem
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: at all at the job. But I wanted to yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: she's all right, she's perfectly fine. Man. Um, I just
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: I just you know, I actually, like I said, my
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: name is Mark. Man, you don't remember me, Terrence, But
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you, Like I say, um,
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: you know, I got some things on that that's been
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: bothered me for a minute, and I you know, I
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: just I just kind of wanted to reach out to you,
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: and you know, just kind of have like a little
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: a little hard to hard talk with you. Man. So
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: maybe you know, uh, you know, we can get things
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: in a in a better position. But I just wanted
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I just wanted me and you to have a conversation. Wait, man,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: how did you get mine? Veronica? Give you my number?
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: Or how did you get my number? That's what I'm
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: trying to like, what's going on? I mean, I had,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: I had, I I had your number. I just I
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: just I just had never reached out to you before.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: But like I say, though, man, this this, this has
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: been bothering me for a minute and I wanted to
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: get it off my chest so you and I can
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: try to, I guess, fix this whole issue. But I
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: just want us to see if we can fix it,
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: you know, well fix the issue. What's the issue? I
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: don't understand. I'm not following you. I don't understand what
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: like what is the issue. So but now you know,
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: like I said, I went on to talk to me,
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: what's going on? Okay? Yeah, your wife man is cheating
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: on both of us. We gotta do something about this, man,
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: all right, I mean, did you say she's eating on
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: the both of us? What cheating? She is cheating on
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: the both of us, Browne. It sounds like you said cheating.
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you Veronica. Listen to me, Teters,
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Veronica is cheating on both of us. You say, Vernica
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: is cheating on me and me, you know, and we gotta,
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: we gotta figure out what we're gonna do. Man, But
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: as a husband, I gotta you gotta. I'm gonna need
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you to step up and get this thing in order.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: What you're talking about, you say, Veronica cheking, I mean
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: with you. No, No, she cheating on both of us
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: with somebody else. I know. I've been noticing her going
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: out with this, you know, going to lunch with this
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: other cat. So I'm like, I got pissed off about it.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: So I said, you know what, I can't take you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: no more. I'm calling Terence. You're saying to me that
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: my wife has been cheating around a job with somebody else.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: She cheating on both of us. Dude, I don't get
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: what you mean. If my wife has cheated on what
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I mean you're calling me to tell me that she's
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: cheating on me. I appreciate that, but I don't get
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. You know, both of us said, I
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: don't get that part. I don't understand what you mean.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: Me and Veronica been you know, kind of cool. You know,
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: last eight months to a year, we've been, you know,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: pretty tight here at the job. You know what I'm saying,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: so and what you mean y'all being cool? That's what
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. Like, what do you mean y'all being cool?
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Because that's my wife. Tell me what you're talking about. Okay.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: All I'm saying is me and me and me and
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: her been real cool. We've been real tight. You know.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Sometimes we take lunch and then you know, don't come back.
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: That's our thing though. But you know now, you know
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: I'm noticing. You know, she she didn't want out, you know,
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: she didn't want to lunch a couple of time with
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: his brother named Alan, And I'm like, okay, no, no,
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna go down like this here. You know
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Are you my wife? Man? Hey, that's
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: that's not why I called you. I called you to
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: my wife. That's what I want to know. I'm telling
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you about this dude named Alan. I need you to
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: step up as the husband and fix this. But you
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: telling me that my wife is cheating on both of us,
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: didn't you know, cheating on both of us? If she's
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: she's cheating on me, you're telling me that you with
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: my wife too, that you've been messing around with my wife.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: That's not That's not the part I'm trying to talk about.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to talk about this dude named Alan. Man,
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to get out. No, she's gonna
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: get to Alan. We're gonna get to Alan. You saying
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: that my wife playing it's some crazy yo. You know what, man,
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: I'm about to put my foot right up your because
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: play those games with her. She with me. We messing around.
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: We're doing this to doing that. Don't work like that.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying? Do I hear what
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: you're saying. But your beef ain't with me. The beef
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: is with Alan. No, she messing over, she messing over
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: both of us with Alan. Dog. I'm about to call
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: her because right here, I'm telling Okay, hold on, bro,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I just want you to deal with Alan about to
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: stop now. I'm at I'm at the job. Yeah, But
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: I'm about to come up my foot. Do you understand me? No,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: I hear you. Man, Alan is the one that then
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: blew this thing out of proportion. Dog, She messing over
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: me and you with this here. There ain't no me
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: and you. I don't share. Do you see what I'm saying? Yeah?
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I hear you following me. You don't learing me. I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: don't know shit shiting that goes on over here? Okay,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: follow me? I do. I do. I'm just saying, you know,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: what are you saying? Leaves me right here? Leave me
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm about to come up in Where you at?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Right now? Where are you at? I'm at the job
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: where what Ronnie had I call Ronnie. I'm at the
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: job where Ronnie at caller Ronnie. I called the ronniecka Ronnie.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: I mean that's my little nickname too. It all right,
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: but well hold on, hold on, Ronnie, Ronnie Ronnie right here,
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: she's right where she right here? Right here? You want hue, okay,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: cool man here, cool? But can I tell you what
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: she's saying? I don't want to hear what she said.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I'm run the phone right now, okay, But can I
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: tell you what she's telling me to tell you. She
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: ain't telling you to tell me damn thing, because the
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: only thing that you is my foot up your Okay, okay,
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: but but but but Ronnie wants me to tell you
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: this man. Just listen to me, Terrence. She wants me
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: to tell you that this is nephew Tommy from the
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your wife, Veronica.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: You know what I don't y'all up, All, y'all up,
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give your old school woman you are man. No,
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: I'm not all right. I'm in the cars. I was
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: on my way over there, about to go to jail,
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: met the round with y'all. Hey, let me ask you
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: this man, what is the baddest and I mean the
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land. You already know show
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: that is your wife? You too much gotta break everything
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: to the table at some point. Okay, Now I understand
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: what we were doing. What you're not gonna do or
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: do both for us? Wow? Where I draw the conditions?
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: Don't can't do me like this man? Can't hurt my feelings? Right,
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. There, you have, but I
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: will serve Columbia South Kakilaki. Do you live first? Baby
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: after Coger. That's right, the Coga Performing Art Center. The
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: nephew will be coming. That spit in Polish Dappa as
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: you know, funny is all get out. Get your tickets
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: there on sale right now. That is once again Columbia
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: South Cacilakhad you live first. Think it's on sale right now.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: You can get them at the box office. You can
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: get them at the ticket masks. I don't know. You
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: can get them around the corner, but the bob shop.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: You can get it at Burgen King. I don't care
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: where you get it. You can get it because tickets
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: are on sale right now. Yeah you know where you know?
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Anyway you can drive through. They might have him now, okay,
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: slide through, glide up through Popeyes, get you a two piece,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: a biscuit and U and tell them you want two
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: tickets to see time. I promise you somebody to drive through.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: Probably got there for you. Okay, all right, nephew, thank you.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Up Next, it is the Strawberry letter subject Please you
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: don't want to miss this one. Thundercat is on the prowl.
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: time for the Strawberry Letter. If you need some advice
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please please
• 52:38
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• 52:41
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• 52:46
  Speaker 1: We got it for you. Here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Subject Thundercat is on the Prowl. Dear Stephen Shirley. I
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: am a divorced, forty four year old single mom. As
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: an attract active, curvy and educated woman. I have no
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's the issue. The
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: last man that I dated, we were together for almost
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: three months before we had sex. I made him wait
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: for a reason, and here's why. When we had sex
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: for the first time, he passed out afterwards. He was
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: only out for a short time, and when he came to,
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: he said his blood sugar was low Barnett, but I
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: think he was lying because this has happened to me
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: before with another man. The next time we made love,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: I toned down the intensity and I cut out the
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: extra stuff that I normally do. He told me it
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: was too much for him and he ended up breaking
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: up with me. My crazy ex husband was the same way.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: Whenever I would try to do something new with him,
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: he got mad and accused me of cheating on him,
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: which was one of the reasons we got divorced. So
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: lately I have been dating a nice Southern gentleman, and
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: two nights ago we had sex for the first time.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I warned him that I was about to put it
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: on him, but he must have thought I was just
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: playing well Shirley during the act, see right there, well Shirley,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: during the act, he started screaming like a little girl,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: and he was begging me to stop, so I did.
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: He just he just stared at me for a while.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: He just stared at me for a while, and then
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: he told me that I was way too much for him.
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: He accused me of being some kind of loose woman
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: because of my skill set. I was so offended that
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: I left his house and we have not communicated since Saturday.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I can't help but think there's a man out there
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: that can handle me, that can handle me. My friend's
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: nicknamed me Thundercat, and they told me I should teach
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: a sex class for women. I like to keep it
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: tight and right, and I really do enjoy sex, So
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: what should I do Tommy, you hush for I want
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: to hear from Stephen. Shirley, please advise, Okay I first, Shirley,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I will see I will because I know you think
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: this letter is about you, right, No, but I'm gonna here.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I have seen this photos. I just got to ask you.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are you doing? Really? Not not what
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: are you doing to the guys? Just what are you doing?
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: From from a thinking position? Okay, you cannot put all
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: this stuff that you're doing on someone that you're having
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: sex with for the first time, especially a man. You
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: can't do this. You can't pull all the tricks out
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: of your bag on the first you can't. All right,
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta slowly roll this stuff out, if you know,
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: so they can get used to it. You gotta spoon
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: feed them, so to speak, because I mean you, I mean,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: and look at your track records. You got a man
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: who passed out, a man who was screaming like a girl,
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: a man who broke up with you, your husband accused
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: you of cheating. I mean, you gotta look at what's
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: going on here and realize that maybe just maybe you know,
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: slow it down a little bit. Uh, come on, you,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: you just you're forty four years old. You you enjoy sex,
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: you like it. Perhaps you should teach a class. But listen,
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: you gotta take it easy. You know, you tell somebody
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it on you. I mean, come on,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: just relax, okay, relax a little bit, and and and
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: ease into these I mean, have you lost your entire
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: mind details? Yeah, I'm just trying to help. Yeah, we're
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: gonna take that out. Don't even worry. Yeah. But when
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I first read the letter, I thought you were saying
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: you you were you waited for three months to have
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: sex because you know, like in Steve's book, act like
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: a lady, think like a man. He's telling you, you know,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: to wait for ninety days. So you but that's to
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: get to know the person and all of that. You know,
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: you waited because what you didn't want to kill the
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: man on the first time. But I just saying you
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: need to take your time, ease into this stuff. Lighting
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: up a little bit. I mean, you know, I get you.
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: You like it in your serious This other man his
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: blood sugar was low. You're gonna kill somebody. Relax, Steve,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: it's your turn, come about it. I am there's a
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: lot of key stuff in here. I'm gonna point it
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: out to you all through the damn letter. Okay, olden line,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: I am a divorce. This means this, this has been
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: over with some he said enough. Forty four year old
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: single woman, good and grown. Ye, I'm an attractive that's
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: what she said. Curvy that could be anything, you know.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: That's what they call him. It's other other words for heaven,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: So you could be curvy and educated. I have no
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: problems meeting men. It's keeping them that's an issue. Last
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: man I dated, we asked. We was together for three
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: months before we had sex. I made him wait for
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: a reason. Here why When we had sex for the
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: first time, he passed out. He was only out for
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: a short time, and when he came to, he said
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: he had his blood sugar was low. He know what
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: the hell happened? And yeah, but he when he woke up,
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: he woke up as a diabetic. She gave him diabeting.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: He didn't know what was wrong, so he invented a disease. Yeah,
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: she told his ass. Yeah, yeah, all right, we can
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: come back. You're gonna want to hear this. Hang on,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two of Steve's response coming up. The letter,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: though the subject Thundercat's on the prow right after this,
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: the twenty three after, We'll be back. You're listening, right, Steve.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's recap today's strawberry letters. There's a woman
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: that's been sleeping with men and can't keep them, and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: it's all because of her sexual acts. First man she
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: told us about. They had been waiting three months. When
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: she finally gave him something. He passed out, and when
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: he came to, he said his blood sugar was low.
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  Speaker 1: He had never said that before ever in his life,
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  Speaker 1: but she gave him diabetes. He woke up with diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't have it for that. There's something happened to
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  Speaker 1: him and he didn't know what it was. But I
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  Speaker 1: think he was lying because that happened to me before
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  Speaker 1: with another man. The next time we made love, I
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: toned down the intensity and cut out the extra stuff
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: I normally do. What the hell is you in here doing?
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: When a woman tells you I tuned down the intensity
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  Speaker 1: and cut out some of the normal stuff I do?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know what the hell happened? In the hell?
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? This happened to the intensity? Is the Pherocity,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: The pherosity. This hell for too much for any damn body.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you what's going on. Let me read
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more left and she cut out the
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  Speaker 1: extra stuff she normally do. Okay, let me tell something.
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  Speaker 1: If you cut out the extra stuff that you know me,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I'm toned down the intensity and he still fell out.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: The hell is you do we regulize stuff regular I'm
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you what she's doing in a minute. Though.
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  Speaker 1: He told me it was too much for him and
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  Speaker 1: he ended up breaking up with me. Then my crazy
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  Speaker 1: ex husband now seeing now people crazy now na na
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  Speaker 1: now to me and crazy with her crazy at it.
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  Speaker 1: He was the same way. Whenever I would try to
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  Speaker 1: do something new with him. He got mad, accused me
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  Speaker 1: of cheating, which one of the reasons we got divorced.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: So LEYL, I've been dating a nice Southern gentleman. Two
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: nights ago we had sex. You have a lot of sex, said,
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  Speaker 1: this is how many men were already over the three linen.
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  Speaker 1: He told y'all to talk about it. We wall over
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  Speaker 1: the three limits. I told y'all your max number three.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: She way out the three bars. She just had sex
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  Speaker 1: for the first time. Another night, a Southern gentleman, I
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  Speaker 1: warned him, told him before we went in, I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to put it on you see you in here, you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: your your cage, match you in that mma love it tap.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: You never mixed marshal Art, you must. He must have
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  Speaker 1: thought I was playing with Shirley doing the act. He
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  Speaker 1: started screaming, You took a grown ass man got him
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: screaming like a white girl. He was begging me to stop.
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  Speaker 1: I was too much for him. He accused me of
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  Speaker 1: being some kind of a loose woman because of my
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  Speaker 1: skills set. I was so offended that I left his
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  Speaker 1: house and win communicate. He glad you left. Yeah, and
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: you reason you ain't communicating since sanity because he ain't
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: calling your ass. He don't won't no more what you got.
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: It's too damn much. Let me tell you. First of all,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: she's doing it way too hot, and she making noises,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: and she's slamming into men. She climbing on me, that back,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: she making her voice change. Uh yeah, sound like a man.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: Huh man, cheat, you heard it. I'm talking about man.
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  Speaker 1: It ain't even supposed to be doing this right here.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: It's getting slung around neck. Damn, the hui choke your
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: shut them. Take this, take it, take it, talking the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: whole time, voice changing. How does she stand? Come up
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: and I told you what happened? You thought I would playing,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: But I'm the Parsons up in here in the park.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: You bring a park. These men is in here going, yeah,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: they're scared. What the hell have I got myself into?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something else to she she don't
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: even do the normal stuff. She do it. It's some
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: apparatus is in the Okay, that's it's a swaying. She
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: just swaying, crossed the bed. Listen to me. She using
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: her teeth. There's some teeth involved here, Okay, he said,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: he begged me to stop. It's some teeth. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: The what I do this? Do what I do because
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: of her skill set. Yeah, but her skill set is painful.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 1: Her skin. Yeah, she tanned men. Yeah, it's me and
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: walking out there need medical attention. What happened to that
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: point where she spent the one dude his pockets passed
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: said he had died beat with Steve. Is it like
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: she's threatening them because she said I warned him that
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  Speaker 1: I was about to put it on. I'm fitting to
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  Speaker 1: do something to you. Ever had done before. Yea, And
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: in the middle of all of it, I'm gonna sucker
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: punch your pockets listening. Moved like she on top of
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  Speaker 1: a man and she putting. She punched him in the
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: so much. Listen, we gotta get out of here. If
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  Speaker 1: you want to, Instagram US or email us your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on today's crazy Strubberry Lady, this is my favorite one
• 1:05:42
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• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey f M. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: With travel continuing to rebound, it sounds like a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people will be heading somewhere. According to Triple A,
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  Speaker 1: thirty nine point two million people will travel fifty miles
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  Speaker 1: or more over Memorial Day, and that's an increase of
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  Speaker 1: eight point three percent over last year. And with all
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  Speaker 1: those travelers, there will be plenty of traffic. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: plenty of traffic. Of course, the car isn't the only
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  Speaker 1: way people will be escaping. Millions of people will be
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  Speaker 1: flying or taking a cruise or the train or the bus.
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  Speaker 1: So guys, um, Steve, think back when you were a kid.
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  Speaker 1: Tell us about your favorite road trip vacation memory. I don't,
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  Speaker 1: I don't have anymore? What you didn't go anywhere? The kid? Yeah,
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: damn disaster. What do you mean? What happened Kean in
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: the Maxwelle coffee can because he didn't want to stop. Yeah,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: my daddy, man, he needs hot as perimental cheese sandwiches.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: I don't like none of that. So I can wait
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  Speaker 1: and give me some money so I could get hill
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  Speaker 1: could not be here. We have a good ass trip
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  Speaker 1: six hours all the way to West Virginia. We're sitting
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  Speaker 1: it back of this hot ass car. We ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no air him running the air because it burned more gas.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: We in the back of that hot ass station wagon
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: sitting up in him, man like felt like just animals
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  Speaker 1: in the back of that damn How did we not
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: run the air back in the day. How do we
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: not trying to lay down in the back of the
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  Speaker 1: station wagon and go to sleep and eat bad ass
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: shocks on this car? Then I want to go bad
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: when we ain't stopping peeing that carfee kid boys, man
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: on my knees trying to pee in this coffee can
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: sicken his mess right here? Ain't hand money. All the
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: white people stopping it stuck is and all these little
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  Speaker 1: places get not eating. We gotta eat what my mama made.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: We opening up stuff in the wax papers went because
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: it's slot in there. All these white people going in
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: the restaurant to eat. We just looking out the window.
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  Speaker 1: Don't get don't get out this car. I'm gonna gasp something.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: Keep going stretching, you know, he running around here, beat
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  Speaker 1: and touch something, knock it off the shelf. And then
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: I got to pay for that too. Just staring this
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  Speaker 1: down car. Stick your head out that window again and
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: see what happened. Why nothing, that's pretty for you. Huh
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  Speaker 1: roll pimento cheese man on the sandwich and the wax
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: paper that an egg salad sandwiches. I don't want none
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: of that, but the hot boy junior survivors. All right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for that, Steve. You're listening. All right, guys.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Time now for comedy roulette Jay take it away? All right,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: here we go, kindly. Let you take forward three don't matter.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Put him on a wheel, spinning the wheel with a
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: wheel stop and it stops. We'll make it funny because
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  Speaker 1: that's what we do. There you go. Oh, since he
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: got sick, he won't respectful time you got everybody equipment,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I just wait on that. He's a comedian jammed, none
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: of that. All right, here we go. Number one excuses
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  Speaker 1: black people make not to get in a swimming pool.
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  Speaker 1: Number two things you say the fifty year old men
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  Speaker 1: who still wear corn rows, let's do that. Excuses you
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  Speaker 1: make to not let the Jehovah witness in the house.
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  Speaker 1: And number four things people say when they don't want
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  Speaker 1: to leave the waitress or the waiter or a tip.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so let's get it. Yeah, that's fifty year
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  Speaker 1: with corn rolls. Let's go, baby, fifty year please. All right?
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  Speaker 1: It landed on high excuses black people make they're not
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  Speaker 1: get in the swimming pool. I'm start it off because
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  Speaker 1: this is for real. What's that getting in the waters?
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: That getting the water? I get real, damn Ashy, I
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: can't get it. Damn water. That's it. I tell you
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  Speaker 1: what I don't know about black people. I us not
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: getting the pool. I got a sickle cell. I could die. Hey, hey,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I can't get it. I swear I could die. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. I wanted to swim to day. But
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: they don't make depends in swimming Trump, that's the only
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: reason why they just you know them, depends they don't
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  Speaker 1: have them. Y'all gotta have that. I will never go
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  Speaker 1: swimming with you ever. Excuse black people, don't black people
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  Speaker 1: use not to get in the swimming I like to
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  Speaker 1: swim all the way down and back. It's too many
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: people in the Yeah, yeah, we don't like. Yeah, I
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: just like black people make so they don't have to
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: get in the water. It's a whole lot of people
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: in the water and somebody I don't know who it is,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: but I'm just guessing somebody don't broke win and I
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  Speaker 1: ain't getting in there. Yeah. Yeah, he excuses black people
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  Speaker 1: make for not to swim when y'all keep the floutis.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see no flouts. I can't get in there
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  Speaker 1: without floating. All right, all right, all right, all right,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Excuses black people make not to get in
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  Speaker 1: a swimming pool. You know what, dog, I was gonna
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  Speaker 1: get in I was, but my excellent and flat up.
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  Speaker 1: And you know if I get everybody gonna get excellent.
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  Speaker 1: If I get in there, you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want everybody to get em I got it bad. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: This this exment here different, This is different. Excuses Black
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  Speaker 1: people used to not get in the swimming pool. I'd
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  Speaker 1: go in with y'all. But black people allergic to Chloe read.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: We don't don't care for that, all right, excuses black
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: people make so they don't have to get in the pool.
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  Speaker 1: See if I get in the water, my fake jurid
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: will turn color. See I don't need to get work.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Just angry black people. Why they don't get in the pool.
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  Speaker 1: We like the boat ride over here, come on close.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Excuses black people are used not to get in the
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  Speaker 1: swimming pool. Well, I would get in there today, but
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: I like more of a racial mix in the water.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: In the water, I like more like, yeah, half white
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: then black. We did not get in. Coming up at
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after the hour, we'll be back with more
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: of the Steam Harvey Morning Show. Right after this. You're
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Never far from
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: the office, even on vacation, that is the question. A
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: new survey found that forty five percent of responding said
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: they checked in with the office multiple times a day
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: while they're on vacation. That's that's not a vacation. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to this one. I know, I know, I was promise y'all,
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: I won't be calling to give you my word. Find
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  Speaker 1: me on Instagram. I would gone last week. I ain't
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: even tell y'all I would leave. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know, Yeah,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: so I know. Percent of respondents say they checked in
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: with the office multiple times a day during vacation, twenty
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  Speaker 1: six percent said they checked in at least once a day,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: and none of the respondents said they never checked in
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: with work while on vacation. Uh, what they need to
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: tell is it a disrespect to the people you on
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: vacation with to stay on the phone and keep calling
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: and working. Ain't that a disrespect? That makes sense? I
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know what the hell you just said.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: Just a respect if it's disrespectful. But I'm sure the
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: arguments and all of that coming from you know, you're
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: supposed to be on vacation. I mean, if you out
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: with your spouse and you guys are on a vacation,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: you got a three four day weekend, you know, is
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: it right to be calling back and forth work? It's
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: not if you're on vaca on vaca. All right? We
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: got more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: at thirty three after the hour with some trending news stories.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Steve Morning Show. It
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  Speaker 1: is time for Ask the clo with Steve Harvey the
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  Speaker 1: clo in the building. This one is from Willie and Gary, Indiana.
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  Speaker 1: Willie writes, I'm a fifty six year old married man.
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  Speaker 1: My wife found a condom in my work bag that
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  Speaker 1: had been there since twenty nineteen. I told her I
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: got it from a healthfare in my office building, but
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: she didn't believe me. I really did have a one
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: night's stand. Listen to this, guys, I really did have
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: a one night's stand with a coworker two years ago
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: after an office Christmas party. But it was only once
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: my wife claimed a lady called her and told her everything.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: I panicked and confessed, and then my wife said she
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: made it all up to get the truth. She wants
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: the name as the number of the lady, but she's
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: married to a boxer. How can I get my wife
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: to leave this? Come on, see, y'll up for you
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: to be fifty six years old and fall for the Okay, dog,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn what you accuse me of. It's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: not true. I don't even understand you. Confess to everything. Yeah, bro,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with you? And what are you doing with
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: a condom still in your bag? From two nine, twenty
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: nineteen o one. Man, Come on, he's an idiot, stupid
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: This truth. I told y'all about this truth. It's way overrated.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: Not what you confessing. She didn't even bust you dog?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: You saw me where? Wait a minute, we're who what?
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: What woman you talking about? When you're talking about you're
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: gonna have to come up with a name. You gotta
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: come up with some You gotta have a picture, you
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: gotta have something like the joke I wrote a long
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: time ago. I don't care if you got a polaroid
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: picture or my butt jacked up in the air with
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: my Social Security number? Oh my ass, that is not me. Yeah,
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: And I don't know how this man got my so
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Security number on his ass or how he even knew it.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: I don't know, but it is not me. That's how
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: strong I am with pretty pretty convincing. Um. Yeah, he's
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: in a world of trouble on that one. Uh. He
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: wants to know how can he get his wife to
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: leave it alone? Though, that's the question. Clo h put
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: that condom on it? Sure it don't fit Hey, dog, Hey,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: this is not O. J. Simpson trial. Oh if it
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: doesn't fit me much trouble with you can't be married
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: and have a condom Coming up. It is our last
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: break of the day, and of course we'll have some
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: closing remarks at forty nine minutes after from a one
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: and only, our fearless leader, Steve Harvey. Right after this,
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steven Show. All right, Steve, it's been
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: a good day. We've had fun today, talked about a
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: lot a lot, a lot of stuff. But you have
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: more stuff to take us home with today with your
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: closing remarks. What you got for Steve. I think the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: best way for me always is to just be open
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: and honest about my own experiences and my own uh life.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Somebody asked me yesterday. It said, man, how do you
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: do it? How do you keep going when things seem
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: to be going so contrary to I'm sure the way
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: you wanted to go? And of course, you know, I
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: always kind of have an idea of what people are
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: talking about, even though I don't address the majority of it.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: But the question was a sincere question, and they weren't
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: saying it to me to be mean or to get
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: a conversation started, they will seriously ask me, man, how
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: do you keep going? How do you manage to just
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: show up and do your job anyway? When so many
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: things around you seem to be swirling, so many things
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: being said, conversations anything. I said, Well, here's the deal.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I have been able to survive all the things in
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: my life because of my faith. I'm just being honest
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: with you. If God did not love me the way
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: he does, if God did not give me an extend
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: to me his grace and his mercy the way he does,
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know how I would make it. But because
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I have this unwavering faith, the belief in things that
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: I cannot see, because I understand that He covers me.
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 1: I understand that Isaiah fifty four seventeen exists. I understand
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  Speaker 1: that Isaiah forty three one in two exists. That I
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  Speaker 1: can walk through the waters and rivers and not drown,
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  Speaker 1: and walk through fire and will not be burned, and
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  Speaker 1: norwa kindling set upon my clothing. I understand that no
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  Speaker 1: weapon formed against me shall prosper. I understand that there
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  Speaker 1: are principalities at work all the time. I understand that
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  Speaker 1: the Devil's job is to rob me and you of
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  Speaker 1: our destiny, and he would challenge that any way he can.
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  Speaker 1: If he can't get through to you, he will get
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  Speaker 1: through to someone you love. If he can't get through
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  Speaker 1: to you, he will get through to somebody you care about.
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  Speaker 1: If he can't get through to you, he'll come through
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  Speaker 1: a coworker. If he can't get through to you, he'll
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  Speaker 1: come through a supervisor. If he can't get through to you,
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  Speaker 1: he'll use social media and ego find a way to
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  Speaker 1: get to you, to shake your faith. The thing that
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  Speaker 1: maintains me in all of it is my unwavering faith
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  Speaker 1: in him. That God's promises are true. That he promised
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  Speaker 1: never to leave me, that he promised that he would
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  Speaker 1: be there and ever present presence in my life, that
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  Speaker 1: he would always never forsake me, That when it looks
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  Speaker 1: like it's going all wrong, that he is behind the
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  Speaker 1: scenes working on my behalf and behind the scenes working
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  Speaker 1: on your behalf. That relationship that I've formed over the
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  Speaker 1: years with God, that I've tightened up this year is
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  Speaker 1: the reason I can stand and face all of my
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  Speaker 1: trials and tribulations and stand strong and still go to
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  Speaker 1: work and keep a smile on my face and keep
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  Speaker 1: moving forward. The fact that I handle my triumphs and
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  Speaker 1: my tragedies the exact same way. The fact that you
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  Speaker 1: can't look at me and see no signs or struggle
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  Speaker 1: on me, it is because of my unwavering faith. The
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  Speaker 1: reason my faith is able to stay so strong is
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  Speaker 1: because I've discovered in my sixty two years of living
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  Speaker 1: that God has kept me even in moments when I
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  Speaker 1: didn't know how I was going to be able to
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  Speaker 1: keep myself. Because when you have a relationship with God
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  Speaker 1: and you leaning on his promises, and all of his
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  Speaker 1: promises are true, what do you have to worry about?
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  Speaker 1: What can man do to you? If God is with you,
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  Speaker 1: who can be against you? Who? What problem or what
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  Speaker 1: person can you name or come up with as greater
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  Speaker 1: than God? I can't. I can't think of anything. What
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  Speaker 1: problem do you have that's bigger than God? I can't
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  Speaker 1: think of anything. What situation do you think that God
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  Speaker 1: can't bring you through? If you look back on your
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  Speaker 1: life and realize that He's brought you through every other
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  Speaker 1: one you've ever been in, every situation I've ever been in,
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  Speaker 1: God has cleared me through that one. He's done the
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  Speaker 1: same thing for you. Just look back. Name the one
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  Speaker 1: thing that God hasn't brought you through. Name it. If
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  Speaker 1: He ain't bought you through it, he's currently pulling you
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  Speaker 1: through it right now. You know how I know that's
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  Speaker 1: true because you can hear me. God is a very
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  Speaker 1: present help in the time of trouble. The reason I
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  Speaker 1: have relationship with God is so when I get in
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  Speaker 1: moments like these, I don't have to introduce myself to it.
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  Speaker 1: He has heard me before. I have called Him on
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  Speaker 1: a daily basis when it's going good and when it's
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  Speaker 1: going bad. So when it go bad and I show up,
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  Speaker 1: he recognizes me that I am his in his mind.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I can keep my head up. Y'all do
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  Speaker 1: the same. Y'all have a great weekd those are my
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