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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all at all.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Given them the bus bussy sea listening to show to.
- 0:39Speaker 3: Joy Joy.
- 0:59Speaker 4: You don't use that.
- 1:06Speaker 5: Love turn.
- 1:20Speaker 1: You gotta turn.
- 1:31Speaker 4: I can't.
- 1:41Speaker 3: To turn the mouth turn You probably got to turn
- 1:44Speaker 3: the mouth turn out, turn the word of the money up.
- 1:49Speaker 6: Look me, come.
- 1:58Speaker 7: Come out your thin.
- 2:01Speaker 8: Uh huh, I.
- 2:02Speaker 9: Said, will good morning everybody. You all listen to the voice,
- 2:07Speaker 9: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
- 2:10Speaker 9: got a radio show, man, old man, oh man.
- 2:14Speaker 1: It symbolizes just one thing to me.
- 2:16Speaker 9: Man, It's just a constant remind of exactly how good
- 2:19Speaker 9: God has been to me over the years.
- 2:21Speaker 1: And I'm thanking for it too, because.
- 2:23Speaker 9: I realize every day that I wake up that I
- 2:25Speaker 9: would be nothing without Him. That everything I am, that's
- 2:30Speaker 9: any good in me, I owe to him.
- 2:32Speaker 7: Now.
- 2:32Speaker 1: Have I made some mistakes along the way? Yep? Bunches,
- 2:37Speaker 1: bunches and bunches.
- 2:39Speaker 9: And will I continue to make mistakes along the way yep?
- 2:44Speaker 9: Not as many, hopefully as I have in the past,
- 2:48Speaker 9: because a lot of stuff I know better now. But
- 2:51Speaker 9: you're still going to make mistakes now, you know, Hopefully
- 2:56Speaker 9: I've limited the amount of intentional in my life. I've
- 3:01Speaker 9: wiped quite a few of those out. But from time
- 3:04Speaker 9: to time, because we're human, we're going to make a
- 3:08Speaker 9: mistake every now and then. The trick, what it is, y'all,
- 3:11Speaker 9: is not to let the devil deceive you into thinking
- 3:14Speaker 9: that once you make that mistake that that's it. You
- 3:16Speaker 9: can't do it. You're falling off the wagon. You can't
- 3:20Speaker 9: reboard it. That's the biggest trick that he uses. He
- 3:24Speaker 9: makes you think that if you keep stumbling, that you
- 3:29Speaker 9: can't run the race. It kind of reminds me of
- 3:35Speaker 9: a marathon runner. From time to time I watch them
- 3:38Speaker 9: on TV, and you'll see some people who finish the race,
- 3:44Speaker 9: you know, in a nice pace. You see people finish
- 3:48Speaker 9: the race sprinting towards the finished line.
- 3:51Speaker 1: But every now.
- 3:52Speaker 9: And then you'll watch a marathon and you'll see a
- 3:56Speaker 9: runner and the runner is in really, really bad shape.
- 4:02Speaker 1: The key is they finish the race.
- 4:06Speaker 9: See, you don't get disqualified in the marathon because you stumble.
- 4:13Speaker 7: You don't.
- 4:14Speaker 1: They don't.
- 4:14Speaker 9: They don't take your opportunity to finish the race because
- 4:19Speaker 9: you keep falling. That's not the key. The key is finishing.
- 4:25Speaker 9: And a lot of times what the devil does is
- 4:27Speaker 9: he makes you think that because you keep stumbling, because
- 4:31Speaker 9: you're swaying from side to side, that you know you
- 4:35Speaker 9: out the race. Well that's not the case. And see
- 4:39Speaker 9: and then this thing called life, let me help you
- 4:41Speaker 9: understand something. Everybody falls, Nobody sprints to the tape in
- 4:45Speaker 9: this one. Nobody just runs free and clear. That has
- 4:49Speaker 9: some people running faster than you and all like this,
- 4:52Speaker 9: and some people gonna get to the end before you
- 4:55Speaker 9: let them go ahead. And when the end come, the
- 4:57Speaker 9: end come. I ain't in the rust. You get to
- 4:58Speaker 9: the end. But in this race, though, when you're stumbling
- 5:02Speaker 9: and you're falling, it's a part of it. No one
- 5:06Speaker 9: gets through this race without stumbling and falling, swaying from
- 5:09Speaker 9: side to side. So don't let the enemy deceive you
- 5:14Speaker 9: in the thinking that it's over. I try to be
- 5:18Speaker 9: encouraging to people because I don't want people to get
- 5:22Speaker 9: stuck on this thing, you know. And my walk is
- 5:25Speaker 9: very different from a lot of people's walks. And then
- 5:27Speaker 9: I know a lot of people who walking in faith
- 5:29Speaker 9: the way I'm walking in faith. But my thing in
- 5:32Speaker 9: the morning is just to remind those that is not
- 5:35Speaker 9: a perfect walk man, that it's not something that's set
- 5:39Speaker 9: up where you're gonna be skipping through life scott free
- 5:43Speaker 9: without any pitfalls. You know, I keep saying it over
- 5:46Speaker 9: and over and over again because, like I said, when
- 5:49Speaker 9: I was in DC, my boy Hondo said this to
- 5:53Speaker 9: me and it just kind of stuck with me that
- 5:54Speaker 9: the road to construct, the road to success is always
- 5:58Speaker 9: under construction. You have to figure and count on the
- 6:03Speaker 9: setbacks and the pitfalls. But it's those people that that
- 6:07Speaker 9: that that are that fight through will be the victors
- 6:10Speaker 9: in the end. You cannot give up, man, Stop going
- 6:14Speaker 9: somewhere and sitting down every time something goes down. It's
- 6:18Speaker 9: going to go down. It's a part of it. It's
- 6:22Speaker 9: going to happen. It's going to occur that are going
- 6:26Speaker 9: to be setbacks. If you go and sit down every
- 6:29Speaker 9: time there's a setback, that's not how this works. It
- 6:34Speaker 9: is designed that way. If success were easy, everybody would
- 6:39Speaker 9: be successful. But success is just reserved for those who
- 6:43Speaker 9: are willing to fight through, who refuse to settle for mediocrity,
- 6:48Speaker 9: who wants something more. Now, don't get me wrong. Success
- 6:53Speaker 9: is defined by each individual. So what I may consider
- 6:57Speaker 9: to be successful. You may not consider that. You know
- 7:01Speaker 9: what Bill Gates considered successful. I might not consider what
- 7:05Speaker 9: Michael Jordan considered successful. I might not consider what you
- 7:09Speaker 9: consider successful. Your boss might not consider. You have to
- 7:13Speaker 9: define what that is for yourself. It may not be
- 7:16Speaker 9: monetary at all. You know, your level of success could
- 7:20Speaker 9: be tied up in community service. It could be tied
- 7:23Speaker 9: up in family. It could be tied up in the church.
- 7:27Speaker 9: Your level of success could be tied up into boys clubs.
- 7:30Speaker 9: It could be any number of things. Whatever your level
- 7:34Speaker 9: of success is, you have to determine what that is
- 7:38Speaker 9: you and the best way to determine that is to
- 7:41Speaker 9: get in touch with your maker, who created you, to
- 7:45Speaker 9: find out what your mission and your purpose is so
- 7:49Speaker 9: he can put you on track. I just had this
- 7:52Speaker 9: conversation with my son, and we were talking about getting
- 7:56Speaker 9: on the path that God has set up for you.
- 8:00Speaker 9: Many times we find ourselves fighting through life because of
- 8:03Speaker 9: so much uncertainty, because we have no idea where we're headed.
- 8:09Speaker 9: It's like one of my sayings that I have at
- 8:14Speaker 9: my menoring camp for boys is is that a boy
- 8:18Speaker 9: without a male role model is like an explorer without
- 8:22Speaker 9: a map. See if you don't have a map laid
- 8:28Speaker 9: out in front of you of where you're going when
- 8:32Speaker 9: you wake up every day, that pretty much explains the
- 8:36Speaker 9: feeling of confusion, the laxadaisical attitude, the lack of purpose,
- 8:44Speaker 9: to not understanding your mission because you don't have not
- 8:50Speaker 9: gotten in touch with your creator to find out exactly
- 8:54Speaker 9: what your path in life is. What are you supposed
- 8:57Speaker 9: to be doing? The moment you can identify that is
- 9:01Speaker 9: the moment that you get started waking up with purpose,
- 9:05Speaker 9: with the sense of direction. When you kill the sense
- 9:08Speaker 9: of I don't know what's next or what to do. Now,
- 9:11Speaker 9: there's going to be some confusing moments no matter what happened,
- 9:14Speaker 9: it's going to be some uncertainty, but at least you'll
- 9:17Speaker 9: know where you're going.
- 9:18Speaker 1: So if you're tied a waking up feeling loss.
- 9:20Speaker 9: Abandon confuse, don't know what to do, don't know what
- 9:25Speaker 9: you're supposed to be doing, refer back to your makeup.
- 9:31Speaker 9: Because when He created you, he had a plan for you.
- 9:35Speaker 9: When he created you, he had a path for you.
- 9:38Speaker 9: Now we've made some decisions to get off of both
- 9:40Speaker 9: of those, the mission and the path.
- 9:43Speaker 1: But God can get you right back on track.
- 9:47Speaker 9: Do that today, ask him what you're supposed to be
- 9:50Speaker 9: doing and listen. God has all the answers if you
- 9:55Speaker 9: form the relationship.
- 9:56Speaker 10: Okay, show.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, let me clear my thoat. Hey love
- 10:11Speaker 1: the man.
- 10:12Speaker 7: I love that gym.
- 10:13Speaker 11: Man.
- 10:14Speaker 9: Yeah, hip hop came up with some cold meth. I
- 10:16Speaker 9: ain't gonna lie to him. Boy right now, Boy, I
- 10:19Speaker 9: don't even know who that is.
- 10:21Speaker 1: D J cool cool, not clue cool. I don't know.
- 10:26Speaker 1: I was finished.
- 10:27Speaker 9: Q Yeah for one million dollars?
- 10:32Speaker 7: Name who that is?
- 10:34Speaker 9: Raquin E forty man? You know what you all ought
- 10:43Speaker 9: to do today? As a matter of fact, we're gonna
- 10:46Speaker 9: do it right now. Sherley Strawberry Colin for real? Uh,
- 10:49Speaker 9: Junior government name in mississippis Monica. Let's do a Steve
- 10:53Speaker 9: Harvey hip hop quiz right quick and don't don't cut
- 10:56Speaker 9: me no slack and let me see if I know anything.
- 11:00Speaker 6: Okay, all right, you're gonna start, Junior, if you want
- 11:02Speaker 6: me to start now.
- 11:04Speaker 1: You couldn't start a car, all right.
- 11:07Speaker 6: Whole sings six minutes, six minutes, six minutes, day.
- 11:17Speaker 8: Day to day.
- 11:21Speaker 7: Six minutes.
- 11:23Speaker 1: Say why has your mouth open?
- 11:24Speaker 7: Door?
- 11:26Speaker 1: This hard? Though you had him at the baby little Wards.
- 11:31Speaker 12: You want to come back to that one, oh man,
- 11:35Speaker 12: go ahead, Junior, let him come back that one.
- 11:37Speaker 1: Okay, I had him at the hoodio going, yes that
- 11:42Speaker 1: Kanye Eazy ain't never a bit Wait, yeah he did
- 11:56Speaker 1: Jesus walks.
- 11:58Speaker 12: Every Okay, well tell you every hoodie, every hoodie.
- 12:04Speaker 9: Okay, Jesus was that and he did Jesus walks. It
- 12:12Speaker 9: was with him.
- 12:13Speaker 7: Oh she did.
- 12:14Speaker 13: She did perform it with him at the bed t.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that ain't what that is. Kanye was there, okay.
- 12:20Speaker 7: Right right right along what that college drop.
- 12:23Speaker 1: I was right around that little era because he had
- 12:25Speaker 1: that little shirt on. Yeah, the little bar with the back.
- 12:29Speaker 9: Now y'all don't know, y'all damn hip hop. Come on,
- 12:32Speaker 9: next question? Okay, here go who did six minutes?
- 12:35Speaker 7: Who did that?
- 12:36Speaker 13: Douggie Fris Junkie Fresh six minutes, Douggie.
- 12:40Speaker 1: That's my dude too, six minutes? Go ahead, next question
- 12:48Speaker 1: here go here go on. What does L L cool
- 12:51Speaker 1: j stand for?
- 12:53Speaker 9: Uh?
- 12:53Speaker 1: Ladies love L L cool Jake?
- 12:56Speaker 10: Got one?
- 12:58Speaker 6: Okare you go the question? What's his real government name?
- 13:04Speaker 7: Say?
- 13:04Speaker 1: What?
- 13:05Speaker 6: What's L L cool Jay's real name? His Mama didn't
- 13:08Speaker 6: name him il ill. We need a jeopardy Yeah, it
- 13:13Speaker 6: starts with a T.
- 13:14Speaker 1: That's a clue.
- 13:15Speaker 8: T that's his middle name. Sure, Oh yes, that's right.
- 13:19Speaker 7: Eldridge, Tom, you got.
- 13:22Speaker 12: The Todd card, right, James Todd, James to all right,
- 13:30Speaker 12: El Todd was on Eldridge coming up in thirty two
- 13:36Speaker 12: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from Junior as he's
- 13:40Speaker 12: in for the nephew to run that prank back right
- 13:42Speaker 12: after this. You're listening hard Morning show. It is time
- 13:48Speaker 12: now to run that prank back with Junior in for
- 13:51Speaker 12: the nephew. What you got Junior?
- 13:53Speaker 11: Okay, Shirley, Well here it is Bookie snitching, Boogie snitching
- 13:58Speaker 11: scro Cat.
- 14:00Speaker 7: Hello, man, I speak to Bugie. Yeah, hey Boogie, it's
- 14:04Speaker 7: kateb Let me ask you something, man, How you get
- 14:06Speaker 7: out of jail before Marcus got out of jail? How
- 14:09Speaker 7: y'all go to jail at the same time, but you
- 14:11Speaker 7: get out a month before him and he's still in there?
- 14:14Speaker 5: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
- 14:16Speaker 5: hold on. Who is this?
- 14:18Speaker 7: This KB? This Marcus brother? Tell me how you get
- 14:22Speaker 7: out of jail? But Mark is still in there and
- 14:25Speaker 7: you've been out over a month now.
- 14:27Speaker 5: They say you hold up, hold on, hold on, hold on,
- 14:29Speaker 5: hold on.
- 14:31Speaker 7: No, they say you snitching, buggie. That's what's going on.
- 14:35Speaker 7: You up in there, snitching?
- 14:36Speaker 5: Hold on, brother, hold on, you're so slowing down, so
- 14:39Speaker 5: down a little bit, hold up? You know what? I
- 14:43Speaker 5: really don't need to be having this conversation with you.
- 14:46Speaker 5: But you coming at me like this. It's called bail?
- 14:50Speaker 7: How you how you? How you out on bail? But
- 14:53Speaker 7: Mark is still in there? Tell me that, bugie?
- 14:56Speaker 5: Man, how you gonna call me with you know what?
- 15:00Speaker 9: Know what?
- 15:01Speaker 5: I ain't saying the trip with you, but you just
- 15:03Speaker 5: hold on, let me hold on, let me pull it
- 15:05Speaker 5: on right now?
- 15:07Speaker 7: All I know is they the one saying you the
- 15:09Speaker 7: one that snitched on my brother, and that's why he's
- 15:11Speaker 7: still in there and you out.
- 15:13Speaker 5: I don't know where you're getting this from, but I'm
- 15:15Speaker 5: gonna tell you what. I had to go to work.
- 15:18Speaker 5: I need to get out of there. But you ain't.
- 15:21Speaker 5: You ain't hear me. I went to jail too, Buckie.
- 15:24Speaker 7: You're gonna mess around and get your ass What for snitching? Man?
- 15:27Speaker 7: Because that's what you've been out there doing.
- 15:29Speaker 5: Man, What cause you talking about.
- 15:32Speaker 7: You've been out there snitching. That's why you out. And
- 15:35Speaker 7: my brother Marcus is still in there.
- 15:37Speaker 5: You you know what, you know what it's called. Damn,
- 15:42Speaker 5: that's what it's called. Is called there. I had to
- 15:45Speaker 5: go to work. I don't know what you tripping on.
- 15:47Speaker 7: All I'm tripping on is that the fact that you're
- 15:49Speaker 7: out and my brother ain't out. He's still in there. No,
- 15:52Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you something. I'm looking for you, buggy.
- 15:55Speaker 7: You hear me. I'm looking for you, man.
- 15:57Speaker 5: But you but you know, you know where I'm at.
- 15:59Speaker 5: You you know what said? You said you run around
- 16:02Speaker 5: here like a little track he is. Let me tell
- 16:05Speaker 5: you what happened. Let me tell you where. All I
- 16:08Speaker 5: want to do is go give me the bill. I'm
- 16:10Speaker 5: jump in the car. And then I was getting your
- 16:12Speaker 5: mama some cigarettes. So how are you coming at me
- 16:14Speaker 5: like that?
- 16:15Speaker 7: Okay?
- 16:15Speaker 5: I set in the car out with him and then
- 16:17Speaker 5: can certain plays up one? I fell him now DoD
- 16:20Speaker 5: put that out. We just going around the corner. And
- 16:23Speaker 5: now he got here, stop putting it out in the car.
- 16:26Speaker 5: He throw to stop the one and now we get
- 16:27Speaker 5: palled over telling y'all jumped out the car telling it all.
- 16:31Speaker 5: I don't got st with this.
- 16:33Speaker 1: Who was smoking?
- 16:34Speaker 4: You a market?
- 16:35Speaker 5: I don't even smoke. No, I had to go to work.
- 16:37Speaker 5: I go to work. I can't deal with that. I
- 16:40Speaker 5: told him, dudes to put it out. Damn it, Lord Porto,
- 16:44Speaker 5: they search a damn car. How the hell you gonna
- 16:46Speaker 5: be riding like that? And Lord pull you on with
- 16:49Speaker 5: they pop off in the trunk. You gotta figure ass
- 16:51Speaker 5: speaker box that fact there when no damn wires on?
- 16:54Speaker 5: How the hell you figure I'm a snitch? You don't
- 16:57Speaker 5: take no damn rock, just know it. You got back there? Hell, yeah, guy,
- 17:02Speaker 5: there main't. I'm telling me in this drinking water out
- 17:05Speaker 5: of tat now, you ain't. Don't coming at me that
- 17:08Speaker 5: like that. You you won't coming You know exactly where
- 17:10Speaker 5: I'm at.
- 17:11Speaker 7: So just cause they got you up in there, drinking
- 17:13Speaker 7: water out of tarnet, you're gonna come up and start
- 17:15Speaker 7: snitching on everybody?
- 17:16Speaker 5: You know what? You you you go had to go
- 17:18Speaker 5: to work now, Hell, I use oh my damn monthery
- 17:22Speaker 5: trying to get out of there on something.
- 17:24Speaker 7: Oh this can't be. Ab you got to go to work.
- 17:27Speaker 7: That can't be. But you got to have some heart somewhere.
- 17:29Speaker 5: Don't coming at me like that. I was just going
- 17:33Speaker 5: to the stove.
- 17:34Speaker 7: Can I say something of you?
- 17:35Speaker 5: Man? I want to No, no, what you can't say?
- 17:38Speaker 5: Let me let me tell you. Let me give you,
- 17:40Speaker 5: shoot you something says you gonna be the man. Man.
- 17:42Speaker 5: Let me shoot you a thing or two. Tell your
- 17:44Speaker 5: brother just don't drop the soap.
- 17:47Speaker 7: No, he ain't gonna drop the soap. I'm gonna I'm
- 17:50Speaker 7: gonna tell my brother no, no, no, listen to me. No, no, no, no,
- 17:55Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you don't. And I wanna tell you this.
- 17:58Speaker 5: You got to tell me what you got to tell me.
- 18:00Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell your boss everything about you, and then
- 18:03Speaker 7: you're gonna lose your little damn job.
- 18:05Speaker 5: Oh no, it can't be.
- 18:07Speaker 7: You can no.
- 18:08Speaker 5: You know what what you studying?
- 18:10Speaker 7: What you studying?
- 18:11Speaker 4: Fun?
- 18:11Speaker 5: I can't believe you called me with no like this.
- 18:14Speaker 5: Just lose my number. Don't call me. No, come on
- 18:17Speaker 5: behind this.
- 18:19Speaker 7: Let me say something to you right now, booget.
- 18:22Speaker 5: What you got to say this?
- 18:23Speaker 7: Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
- 18:27Speaker 7: got pranked. Bug.
- 18:32Speaker 5: Didn't do me like that?
- 18:33Speaker 7: Dog?
- 18:33Speaker 5: You know this? This ain't nothing to play with this,
- 18:36Speaker 5: ain't this ain't nothing really? Play with it?
- 18:38Speaker 7: All right, bugie? Man, I'm sorry, dog you okay?
- 18:40Speaker 5: But no, am dog? You know what I listened to you. Man,
- 18:46Speaker 5: you aren't supposed to do nothing bro like that. No,
- 18:48Speaker 5: we supposed to be really you don't do me like that. Man,
- 18:51Speaker 5: I put that. I put this dude on the best.
- 18:53Speaker 7: Amen. Look at your boy, Shannon, he said, here, your
- 18:57Speaker 7: best friend, Sannon is the one that put me up
- 18:59Speaker 7: to this.
- 19:01Speaker 5: May you know what is that?
- 19:04Speaker 7: Your boy? That's your best friend saying?
- 19:06Speaker 5: May? May? Why y'all do me like this? I'm gonna
- 19:10Speaker 5: take care of I got him, may y'all? I just know.
- 19:14Speaker 7: Hey, let me ask you this, what is the baddest
- 19:17Speaker 7: radio show in the land?
- 19:19Speaker 5: Oh? Man? The theme Harbor Morning Show?
- 19:23Speaker 7: Did I get you? Did I get you?
- 19:25Speaker 4: May?
- 19:26Speaker 5: You know what you got me?
- 19:27Speaker 7: That's all? You know?
- 19:29Speaker 5: You got? You got a whole bunch of people that one.
- 19:33Speaker 7: But now you one of them.
- 19:40Speaker 1: Are buddy snitching? Huh. Ain't you got some dates on
- 19:43Speaker 1: what you be doing?
- 19:44Speaker 7: Yeah? Man, I got some dates. Listen to me.
- 19:46Speaker 9: On September twenty ninth, ninety minutes outside of La I'm
- 19:51Speaker 9: gonna be at the Yama Ba Va.
- 19:54Speaker 10: Yama va.
- 19:56Speaker 9: Oh, it's Yama bah it's in Spanish. It's Spanish. I
- 20:02Speaker 9: don't know where I will be, so I'm coming. Yes
- 20:07Speaker 9: in Holly, come be down there on the twenty ninth
- 20:09Speaker 9: on the Motivational Tool. Come see you boy on the
- 20:12Speaker 9: twenty ninth at the Yama bab and surely wants me
- 20:16Speaker 9: to say yam a vob, but it's y'am a bob
- 20:19Speaker 9: because it's Spanish. And then on the thirtieth, I'm in Durant, Oklahoma.
- 20:23Speaker 9: That's ninety miles outside of Dallas, just north do north Durant.
- 20:28Speaker 9: On the thirtieth at the casino choc taw Chock taw
- 20:33Speaker 9: chock Tall. That's a Native American. You're not supposed to
- 20:39Speaker 9: say it's Native American. And to my homie that called
- 20:43Speaker 9: in and ask for ten tickets, you must be out
- 20:46Speaker 9: your damn mind.
- 20:47Speaker 1: See y'all on the thirtieth.
- 20:50Speaker 8: Coming up next, it is asked the Celo you're.
- 20:53Speaker 12: Listening hard morning show coming up at the top of
- 20:58Speaker 12: the hour. In Entertainment News, Shannon Sharp cannot stop calling
- 21:02Speaker 12: Stephen A Smith skip.
- 21:04Speaker 8: All right, we'll talk about that.
- 21:06Speaker 12: Also, actor Jonathan Majors breaks up a high school fight,
- 21:11Speaker 12: It and in and Out in Hollywood, and Carla is
- 21:14Speaker 12: here with a quick recap of MTV's VMAs. We'll talk
- 21:18Speaker 12: about all of these stories at the top of the hour,
- 21:20Speaker 12: but right now it is time to ask the CLO.
- 21:23Speaker 12: Our chief love Officer, Steve Harvey, Frenchie and Waco writes,
- 21:28Speaker 12: my boyfriend told me he got his ex girlfriend pregnant.
- 21:31Speaker 12: I admitted to him that I've been sleeping with a
- 21:34Speaker 12: guy at my job. I believe in fighting fire with fire.
- 21:38Speaker 12: But he got mad and broke up with me. Should
- 21:40Speaker 12: I fight for this? Can we work past everything?
- 21:44Speaker 9: Why don't he go back to his ex girlfriend and
- 21:47Speaker 9: you go to your homework?
- 21:48Speaker 7: What's wrong? I don't eather one.
- 21:51Speaker 1: Of y'all, won't eat y'all. Clearly this looks like a
- 21:56Speaker 1: deal to me. Uh huh, y'all look like that?
- 21:58Speaker 7: Does say?
- 21:59Speaker 1: Go be a commerce? So what do the two people
- 22:01Speaker 1: break up on opposite the ends at the table?
- 22:03Speaker 9: You did get up and then they end up looking
- 22:05Speaker 9: over there at each other blushing his toth.
- 22:06Speaker 7: That's what you you done?
- 22:07Speaker 1: Have the Sayco beer commercial?
- 22:11Speaker 7: He didn't say.
- 22:12Speaker 1: I don't know what it is I don't drink it.
- 22:17Speaker 9: Yeah, so he done slept with his ex.
- 22:22Speaker 8: Girlfriend and she got yeah, I got it pregnant.
- 22:26Speaker 9: Go raise your family. You just slept with your coworker
- 22:29Speaker 9: because you fight fire with five, So what is y'all
- 22:33Speaker 9: gonna get back together to burn each other down?
- 22:39Speaker 7: With your coworker.
- 22:40Speaker 9: You don't really want you and he can go on
- 22:43Speaker 9: over there with that. Then he don't really want but
- 22:45Speaker 9: he got a family. Now.
- 22:47Speaker 1: Think it's a good deal. Congratulations?
- 22:50Speaker 7: All right?
- 22:51Speaker 8: Moving on to Teresa and Paramus.
- 22:53Speaker 7: Uh.
- 22:53Speaker 12: She said, last night, my husband and I were about
- 22:56Speaker 12: to be intimate and he started falling asleep both hand
- 23:01Speaker 12: me the condom, and when he realized what he said,
- 23:04Speaker 12: he said, he was dreaming. We don't use condoms, so
- 23:07Speaker 12: why would he say that?
- 23:09Speaker 1: He was having a nightmare? Nightmare for him?
- 23:15Speaker 9: Yeah, maybe, baby, I was having a nightmare. I was dreaming.
- 23:21Speaker 7: I go there. But what he got to do.
- 23:23Speaker 8: Is God, how can he fix that?
- 23:27Speaker 1: See, I ain't no lines ride with a nightmare.
- 23:34Speaker 9: No, he can go with the best thing he can do,
- 23:36Speaker 9: the best one I can come up with. Right now
- 23:38Speaker 9: with Did you say, hand me the condom? I said, no,
- 23:41Speaker 9: make me some neckphones. That's the best. That's all I
- 23:47Speaker 9: got for you.
- 23:49Speaker 8: Yeah, I got nothing at.
- 23:51Speaker 9: The moment that that one right there, hand me the condom.
- 23:55Speaker 9: What I said was make me some neck bones.
- 23:58Speaker 7: Don't go together.
- 24:01Speaker 1: I was so sleepy, that's what I thought.
- 24:03Speaker 7: I said.
- 24:05Speaker 1: You know what I asked you.
- 24:09Speaker 8: That's a better one, junior.
- 24:10Speaker 9: No, I ain't had time to think of that. You
- 24:13Speaker 9: gotta get something out quick. I asked you to make
- 24:16Speaker 9: me some neck bones.
- 24:19Speaker 8: Can you make it at least sound a little bit like?
- 24:22Speaker 9: But you ain't got time like you gotta get see sometimes,
- 24:27Speaker 9: see what did you do with me?
- 24:29Speaker 1: You're gonna lie, right, Yeah?
- 24:31Speaker 9: Lie is to create the diversion, the strong of the diversion.
- 24:36Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 24:37Speaker 1: I didn't say nothing about neck bones.
- 24:39Speaker 7: You know.
- 24:39Speaker 1: I like neck bones off.
- 24:43Speaker 9: So you gotta know how to lie, y'all. Y'all trying
- 24:46Speaker 9: to make it sound like and all like it. That's
- 24:49Speaker 9: too obvious, oh, mays.
- 24:54Speaker 8: All right.
- 24:55Speaker 12: Moving on to Daphanie and Memphis, who says, I call
- 24:59Speaker 12: the male friend the mind to check on him after
- 25:01Speaker 12: he had a minor and accident. I called his home
- 25:04Speaker 12: phone and his wife answered. She rudely said that her
- 25:07Speaker 12: husband is fine and told me not to call him anymore?
- 25:10Speaker 12: Was I wrong to check on him?
- 25:12Speaker 5: Hell?
- 25:12Speaker 9: Yeah, you call this lad's house? She got a wife?
- 25:14Speaker 1: What what?
- 25:15Speaker 6: What?
- 25:15Speaker 1: What you checking on your phone?
- 25:19Speaker 9: You know, ladies? Can y'all stop with this? Y'all know better?
- 25:25Speaker 1: Was I wrong?
- 25:26Speaker 6: You?
- 25:27Speaker 7: Yes? You know?
- 25:29Speaker 1: Good?
- 25:30Speaker 7: Hell?
- 25:30Speaker 5: Well?
- 25:30Speaker 7: You wrong?
- 25:32Speaker 9: You're trying to show concern because you like it that
- 25:35Speaker 9: and so now you want to show because you call
- 25:37Speaker 9: his home phone and his wife asked and said he's fine.
- 25:42Speaker 1: And don't call him. What you want her to say?
- 25:45Speaker 9: Was I wrong?
- 25:46Speaker 1: Yes?
- 25:47Speaker 9: If you don't think you wrong, you stupid? And I
- 25:53Speaker 9: just don't thank you a stupid person. He was dead wrong,
- 25:58Speaker 9: dead wrong?
- 26:00Speaker 1: Okay, all right?
- 26:01Speaker 8: Moving on to Leanne.
- 26:03Speaker 9: I'm taking care of him. Y'all know how it's worth,
- 26:06Speaker 9: Man Scott.
- 26:08Speaker 12: Moving on to Leanne in Vegas. Leanne writes, I'm married
- 26:11Speaker 12: and I have six babies. I'm trying to lose weight
- 26:15Speaker 12: and be fine by my thirtieth birthday. I've been pregnant
- 26:19Speaker 12: since I was seventeen, and I deserve to have a
- 26:22Speaker 12: nip and tuck wherever it's necessary. How do I convince
- 26:26Speaker 12: my husband to let me fix my body?
- 26:29Speaker 9: Well, you know, with some of the stories that's been
- 26:32Speaker 9: out about people having surgery trying to fix their body
- 26:36Speaker 9: and stuff going wrong. I mean that could be his hesitation,
- 26:40Speaker 9: you know, his concern for you, or the other could
- 26:44Speaker 9: be cost. You know, it could be just a cost
- 26:47Speaker 9: factor because six babies since she was seventeen. Ain't know
- 26:50Speaker 9: telling how much nipping and tucking we're gonna have to
- 26:53Speaker 9: do because you're talking about it could be talking about
- 26:56Speaker 9: like you know, we could just actually could run up
- 26:58Speaker 9: into the damn millions. Just depends on how much nipping
- 27:04Speaker 9: and tucking you're talking about, because you know, you know,
- 27:09Speaker 9: you might, you know, you might not, you might, you might,
- 27:12Speaker 9: you see, you don't even know because you gotta go
- 27:14Speaker 9: to a doctor.
- 27:15Speaker 1: You might not even be at the nip tuck phase
- 27:17Speaker 1: no more. You might you not. You might be able.
- 27:20Speaker 9: At the cut and reduction stage, be at the sol
- 27:24Speaker 9: removal stage.
- 27:26Speaker 1: You might.
- 27:27Speaker 9: You know, you might have to girl, well, you know,
- 27:31Speaker 9: it depends on how big you know, you might have
- 27:33Speaker 9: to have a limb removed or something. You know, you'll
- 27:36Speaker 9: never know. What you say is you could be in
- 27:38Speaker 9: there somebody look at you and.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Goes, you know what it is you need to lose.
- 27:42Speaker 7: We're gonna be.
- 27:46Speaker 9: Well, you know, I'm just trying to be lightweight with her.
- 27:48Speaker 9: But the sister don't listen. Sisters so concerned about it.
- 27:51Speaker 9: You know, you want to look better. I know you do.
- 27:54Speaker 1: I thank you.
- 27:54Speaker 9: You'll probably I'm just going out on the limb, hear me.
- 27:58Speaker 9: Maybe that's enough.
- 27:59Speaker 1: Kids, you know, little stuff like that, so.
- 28:02Speaker 9: We maybe, you know, because I ain't no need of
- 28:04Speaker 9: getting the nipping tuck and then you go get pregnant again,
- 28:07Speaker 9: you know, because obviously y'all want some bunny rabbit stuff.
- 28:09Speaker 9: So what you need to do is just go down
- 28:12Speaker 9: there and see how much of the costs him and
- 28:15Speaker 9: then talk to your husband from that standpoint. But I
- 28:18Speaker 9: think he's doing it to protect you because he loves you,
- 28:21Speaker 9: and the baby's need their mom, and he don't want
- 28:23Speaker 9: lehing that happen to you in the surgery. Like we've
- 28:25Speaker 9: had news up and so you know, and then we're
- 28:32Speaker 9: way past that. Right now we're talking about the price
- 28:34Speaker 9: of this nipping tuck. And I can promise you you
- 28:36Speaker 9: ain't just nipping and tucking no more, she said. We're
- 28:42Speaker 9: talking about to cut and remove him, saw and disposal.
- 28:49Speaker 9: We damn there to meet grind a phrase at this time.
- 28:53Speaker 9: We're in here trying to make hamburgy.
- 28:55Speaker 12: Right now, all right, God, thank you, Clo. Coming up
- 29:03Speaker 12: on the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
- 29:06Speaker 12: news for you right after this.
- 29:08Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show.
- 29:12Speaker 12: Well, Steve, your boy Shannon Sharp just keeps calling Stephen
- 29:15Speaker 12: a Smith.
- 29:18Speaker 8: He just keeps calling him skipped. We'll just take a listen,
- 29:22Speaker 8: take a listen.
- 29:23Speaker 7: With everything you just said.
- 29:25Speaker 9: He needs to stay his ass off social media, because
- 29:27Speaker 9: here's the.
- 29:27Speaker 1: Things Gil It's Steve Stephen.
- 29:29Speaker 9: It's all right, it's okay, that's all right.
- 29:32Speaker 8: Seven years bro, it's okay.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Don't listen.
- 29:34Speaker 8: Don't worry about the troth, don't worry about the trolls.
- 29:39Speaker 7: He said.
- 29:41Speaker 8: So, Steve, you know, I mean, can you relate to
- 29:43Speaker 8: this because you know you mix up names a lot.
- 29:47Speaker 1: I don't care.
- 29:49Speaker 12: So do you have any do you have any suggestions
- 29:52Speaker 12: for your friend Shannon Sharp on how to remember Stephen
- 29:54Speaker 12: A's name?
- 29:55Speaker 9: No, man, just continue not to care. Stop reacting so
- 29:59Speaker 9: hard too call him skip if he responds.
- 30:01Speaker 1: Keep talking.
- 30:04Speaker 8: Like that, like what like what how should he do that?
- 30:07Speaker 3: Like?
- 30:08Speaker 9: So you know, when we're going over here, you know,
- 30:10Speaker 9: skip a lot of times side behind, you know anyway,
- 30:14Speaker 9: you know how we just do it is we just
- 30:15Speaker 9: roll through these things, you know. Skip Stephen, you know
- 30:19Speaker 9: and Stephen Yeah, and just change his name to S
- 30:24Speaker 9: s A skip Stephen A.
- 30:26Speaker 1: Smith's a lot of you got a lot of essens
- 30:28Speaker 1: in his name. Stephen Smith is an S.
- 30:32Speaker 9: So let's change the A to skip Steven skip Smith.
- 30:39Speaker 9: And you know I'm not You're not finna bad me
- 30:41Speaker 9: someding here poly god though It's okay, man, And you
- 30:44Speaker 9: could tell let me tell what I can tell already.
- 30:47Speaker 1: There's gonna be a good duo right here. I like
- 30:49Speaker 1: these boys together.
- 30:50Speaker 9: Yeah, but Stephen A is a little intimidated by shitty
- 30:57Speaker 9: because yeah, man, I could tell, you know, because well
- 31:01Speaker 9: it's not intimidate, it's a respect.
- 31:04Speaker 7: He respects.
- 31:05Speaker 9: Shannon shops someone, hey man, seven cent gold jacket sitting
- 31:09Speaker 9: over here, super Bowl Championships.
- 31:11Speaker 7: Steven A.
- 31:12Speaker 1: Smith.
- 31:12Speaker 9: So and then you know he work out all the time,
- 31:16Speaker 9: Shannon shops solid as a rock. It's like you're talking
- 31:20Speaker 9: to brickman. He wanted he wanted them dudes on Game
- 31:26Speaker 9: of Thrones, you know, Yeah, tout your ass and turn
- 31:30Speaker 9: you into a rock and I think, and it's okay,
- 31:34Speaker 9: it's okay. You know, steven A would light anybody ass up.
- 31:37Speaker 9: But he run over here, he gonna get folded up.
- 31:44Speaker 9: If he run over there on Shannon Shop, steven A.
- 31:48Speaker 9: Smith is gonna be a pocket square, folded up and
- 31:52Speaker 9: talk in his lapel jacket. He'll be in that pretty
- 31:56Speaker 9: tom Ford suit as a handkerchief.
- 32:00Speaker 7: All right.
- 32:01Speaker 12: So moving on to this story, actor Jonathan Majors broke
- 32:05Speaker 12: up a fight between two high school girls. This was
- 32:08Speaker 12: at an in and out burger right next to Hollywood
- 32:11Speaker 12: High School in Los Angeles. His message to the girls
- 32:14Speaker 12: stay cool. Jonathan Major said he intervened in the fight
- 32:17Speaker 12: because he wanted to make sure the girls didn't get hurt.
- 32:20Speaker 12: And as we all know, Jonathan was arrested in New
- 32:22Speaker 12: York in March after his ex girlfriend reported that Majors
- 32:25Speaker 12: had assaulted her. He now is awaiting trials. But he
- 32:28Speaker 12: broke up the fight, and that's a good thing.
- 32:31Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good thing.
- 32:32Speaker 9: I think that case, that case is having some problems
- 32:35Speaker 9: against her, and that case is starting to have some
- 32:39Speaker 9: problems with.
- 32:40Speaker 8: Against him with the evidence.
- 32:42Speaker 6: That year, I was reading somewhere when the consecution was
- 32:45Speaker 6: saying that there they think they're ready.
- 32:47Speaker 9: Now, because no, you think you done got the way
- 32:54Speaker 9: to figure out to prosecute the case. Prosecutors are some
- 32:58Speaker 9: dangerous people because they look for ways to make the
- 33:03Speaker 9: case work and to make you.
- 33:05Speaker 1: Guilty and.
- 33:09Speaker 7: To prove the crime.
- 33:11Speaker 9: And you know, when it's not there, you got to
- 33:13Speaker 9: you got to try to find a way to make
- 33:15Speaker 9: it work. And if if I don't know the situation,
- 33:20Speaker 9: but if this woman falsely accused him, what happens to him?
- 33:25Speaker 9: Because see right now, he don't get nothing back.
- 33:28Speaker 6: Yeah, he's lost a lot of endorsements, he don't demand don't. Yeah,
- 33:34Speaker 6: And like you said, we don't know, but her behavior afterwards,
- 33:38Speaker 6: it just doesn't match up.
- 33:39Speaker 9: It don't make no sense, man, So I just don't.
- 33:42Speaker 9: I'm not rushing to judgment on this cat right here.
- 33:45Speaker 9: And the true person is in in and out breaking
- 33:48Speaker 9: up fights. I mean, I just thought he was a
- 33:50Speaker 9: cool dude.
- 33:51Speaker 5: You know.
- 33:51Speaker 9: I pray this works out for him, I really do,
- 33:53Speaker 9: min because I'm just so sick of people being able
- 33:58Speaker 9: to do something to other people people and just walk
- 34:01Speaker 9: away when they don't work.
- 34:02Speaker 1: And no penalty.
- 34:03Speaker 9: Yeah you say that your Yeah, that ain't right, I'm
- 34:09Speaker 9: accusing you of uh misconduct of any kind, and then
- 34:14Speaker 9: come to find out innocent that's charged.
- 34:16Speaker 1: Well I tried, he ain't want to pay nothing.
- 34:19Speaker 6: Noh yeah yeah.
- 34:22Speaker 12: All right, Well finally see we're gonna get to Carlo.
- 34:25Speaker 12: She is here with a quick recap of the MTV
- 34:29Speaker 12: vm as.
- 34:30Speaker 6: Yeah VMAs the other night, ll Cool J, Grandmaster Flash,
- 34:34Speaker 6: Dougie Fresh, Slick Rick they performed. You know, we're still
- 34:38Speaker 6: celebrating fifty years of hip hop. Dougie is, Slick Rick Man,
- 34:42Speaker 6: Donkie Fresh ages.
- 34:44Speaker 13: Well, he is looking good.
- 34:46Speaker 8: He looks good.
- 34:47Speaker 9: Slick look good to six minutes, y'all look at that.
- 34:53Speaker 1: I see you cool J.
- 34:56Speaker 13: You know he's still fine, still looking good.
- 34:58Speaker 9: One of my favorite rappers all time. Yeah, pioneer five rappers,
- 35:06Speaker 9: l L Tupac. Yes, a moment, a whole movement, she
- 35:12Speaker 9: snoop move.
- 35:15Speaker 7: Jay Z.
- 35:16Speaker 11: Yes, Yes, that's four.
- 35:19Speaker 1: And one of my damn neil all time period.
- 35:24Speaker 9: I told Joe wouldn't listen to me. Now you see
- 35:32Speaker 9: you popping off, got you in the club.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Hey all keep singing us out.
- 35:40Speaker 12: All right, We're going to get to this story coming
- 35:43Speaker 12: up next. In twenty minutes after the hour, we're gonna talk.
- 35:48Speaker 12: We're going to talk about this woman who breastfeeds her husband.
- 35:51Speaker 1: All right?
- 35:52Speaker 8: What right after this? Yeah, you're listening morning show.
- 35:57Speaker 1: All right.
- 35:58Speaker 12: So a thirty year old married woman, her name is
- 36:00Speaker 12: Rachel Bailey. Rachel Bailey revealed in a viral video that
- 36:05Speaker 12: she began breastfeeding her husband, Alexander, back in twenty seventeen.
- 36:10Speaker 12: This all started when they were on a cruise and
- 36:12Speaker 12: she failed to bring her breast pump with her. She
- 36:15Speaker 12: had just given birth to their second child at the time,
- 36:18Speaker 12: and miss Bailey said on the video, I forgot my
- 36:21Speaker 12: breast pump and was badly engorged for two days. She said,
- 36:26Speaker 12: I was in so much pain and I was scared
- 36:28Speaker 12: about getting an infection, so we decided that my husband
- 36:32Speaker 12: was going to try drinking the milk to relieve me.
- 36:35Speaker 12: The husband, Alexander, notes that ever since he's been drinking
- 36:38Speaker 12: his wife's breast milk, he has gotten sick less and
- 36:43Speaker 12: his skin has improved, so he's got smooth skin and
- 36:46Speaker 12: he's not that sick anymore. The couple said the husband
- 36:48Speaker 12: spends about five to ten minutes feeding on each breast.
- 36:52Speaker 8: A day, So there you go. What she forgot her breast.
- 36:57Speaker 8: Her husband, Yeah, was doing work.
- 36:59Speaker 1: Did you say he's some of his side effects? He
- 37:02Speaker 1: watched you.
- 37:02Speaker 8: He doesn't get sick as much, and his skin is
- 37:05Speaker 8: really nice. His skin is improved.
- 37:07Speaker 1: You know what. I can attest to that.
- 37:11Speaker 9: I think that's absolutely true, because if I breast feed
- 37:16Speaker 9: with no milk in vall, I feel better.
- 37:20Speaker 8: You're sick, looks lovely.
- 37:24Speaker 9: I'm not sick. I don't have high blood pressure go down.
- 37:29Speaker 9: Everything ain't one ce numbers is good.
- 37:33Speaker 1: Yes, it's just yes, lord man, you know what I will.
- 37:41Speaker 9: You know you know what I find out to be true.
- 37:43Speaker 9: I can't even argue with the dude right here, that
- 37:47Speaker 9: won't happen. If I breast feed, I don't even I
- 37:49Speaker 9: don't even need the milk. You get the same Let
- 37:54Speaker 9: me tell you something. You get the same effect. Drop,
- 37:58Speaker 9: it's the same thing. Ask any man, it's the same thing, junior.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Yeah, I have to look right.
- 38:06Speaker 11: I'm telling you right now. Ever since I started breastfeeding
- 38:09Speaker 11: with no mick, I ain't had a crisis.
- 38:10Speaker 1: I'm doing good. You doing good as hair. I'm doing
- 38:14Speaker 1: doing good as that boy. Look at God. You haven't
- 38:17Speaker 1: heard him?
- 38:20Speaker 13: What you have though?
- 38:21Speaker 8: Come to think, but you haven't, JR.
- 38:23Speaker 11: No, because I'm breastfeeding with no milk?
- 38:28Speaker 5: Is it.
- 38:31Speaker 8: One by?
- 38:32Speaker 7: Now?
- 38:32Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 38:33Speaker 1: What is?
- 38:34Speaker 5: What is?
- 38:34Speaker 11: What are the most side effects you have off with
- 38:36Speaker 11: breast feeding but no milk?
- 38:37Speaker 1: Like I'm looking at you looking good, I'm fun.
- 38:43Speaker 14: Going on tour.
- 38:46Speaker 5: Here.
- 38:49Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just it's just you know, it's amazing.
- 38:55Speaker 9: I'm when I'm breastfeeding a regular I can't even tell
- 39:01Speaker 9: you the stuff I don't give a damn about coming
- 39:07Speaker 9: up in thirty four minutes after the our Junior is
- 39:10Speaker 9: going to share some of his anniversary.
- 39:11Speaker 8: Gift ideas with Uncle Steve. Right after this. You're listening.
- 39:17Speaker 10: Morning show.
- 39:19Speaker 12: Well, Junior, you're going to be celebrating your first anniversary
- 39:22Speaker 12: this weekend.
- 39:23Speaker 8: Congratulations, Yeah, gratulations.
- 39:26Speaker 11: Yeah, and you know, you know, and this is so big,
- 39:28Speaker 11: but I just kept to run this uncause I probably
- 39:31Speaker 11: end up doing something crazy. But I want to make
- 39:33Speaker 11: sure these are some good ideas. If you just let
- 39:36Speaker 11: me know how you really feel about them, I really
- 39:38Speaker 11: appreciate your after each one, Yes, sir, I mean just
- 39:41Speaker 11: tell you what you think, okay, Like, like you know,
- 39:43Speaker 11: we just bought the house, hu now here, what I'm
- 39:45Speaker 11: thinking we could go camping in the backyard and we
- 39:49Speaker 11: can fall sleep under the stones.
- 39:50Speaker 1: That I think this is a good idea.
- 39:52Speaker 9: Now yeah, yeah, there will be no anniversary number two,
- 39:58Speaker 9: no second.
- 40:01Speaker 11: Okay, so you're just gonna so you don't think that's
- 40:04Speaker 11: a good idea.
- 40:05Speaker 1: Because I thought I put a lot of on that one. Dog.
- 40:08Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
- 40:09Speaker 9: If you buy a damn tent for your wife and
- 40:13Speaker 9: property in the backyard, can you go get in it?
- 40:17Speaker 9: Be very careful because it could possibly be set on fire.
- 40:23Speaker 9: You might not have had a crisis. But you're gonna
- 40:25Speaker 9: damn show being.
- 40:28Speaker 11: Okay, So no, that's any Let me stretch that off. Okay, No,
- 40:32Speaker 11: no, no that okay, here go another unk. Okay, how about
- 40:35Speaker 11: I'm thinking about this. I've been sitting on TV and
- 40:37Speaker 11: it looked romantic as hell. A hot air balloon rat,
- 40:42Speaker 11: I think that would be really nice. Now we just
- 40:44Speaker 11: sail up on that has potential? What's the pro Well,
- 40:51Speaker 11: where where is this hot air balloon?
- 40:54Speaker 1: I don't know yet. I ain't even located one.
- 40:57Speaker 9: You see how stupid that is. That is because the
- 41:01Speaker 9: anniversary this weekend. Now, what you can't do is just
- 41:04Speaker 9: go over some hood ass boy's house talking about he's
- 41:06Speaker 9: got a hot air blue. Man, Hell yeah, I bought
- 41:09Speaker 9: one off you, and you up in there an he
- 41:12Speaker 9: ain't got no praying of coming back there.
- 41:16Speaker 7: You just up there till he live.
- 41:17Speaker 1: Well off it now.
- 41:18Speaker 9: Y'all cranishing in the good y'all over there and fell
- 41:24Speaker 9: out the air in west Bank. If you're over there, Bankhead,
- 41:28Speaker 9: you done fell out the air in bank Head?
- 41:32Speaker 1: Boy.
- 41:34Speaker 9: Okay, let me tell you something, your black ass. Have
- 41:37Speaker 9: ever been in a hot air blue? Why do people
- 41:40Speaker 9: waiting to do something they never done for the first time?
- 41:43Speaker 9: That damn near fifty? You got grandkids? What is your
- 41:47Speaker 9: hot air balloon? Or say your ass on the ground somewhere.
- 41:52Speaker 8: Come on, Jenn, give him another way.
- 41:55Speaker 11: I thought about this, and I really I really meant
- 41:58Speaker 11: the day I met and I feel in love, But
- 42:00Speaker 11: it was on our first date. How about I recreate
- 42:02Speaker 11: our first day at Chili's.
- 42:06Speaker 13: Your first day?
- 42:08Speaker 9: Yeah, well that'll be cool, Junior, you could recreate your
- 42:13Speaker 9: first date at Chili's. Boy, you need a little bit
- 42:16Speaker 9: more with it? What what what's box the box?
- 42:22Speaker 1: By? After we finished eating whatever?
- 42:23Speaker 11: She taking to the box? What some rims or something
- 42:30Speaker 11: or some steak in there something. Whatever she takes to go,
- 42:34Speaker 11: this's gonna be in the box. What did you talking about?
- 42:36Speaker 11: I recreated the dates? Why is what is doing you?
- 42:45Speaker 1: You you're gonna first day y'all? Yeah, the first day
- 42:51Speaker 1: we was.
- 42:51Speaker 9: All been together and bought houses together, got a family together,
- 42:55Speaker 9: and you're gonna recreate.
- 42:56Speaker 1: Wait a minute, you mean telling me you good?
- 43:00Speaker 5: You?
- 43:00Speaker 1: So you got some against the two for twenty.
- 43:03Speaker 11: Okay, we get two entrees, we get a dessert, and
- 43:08Speaker 11: we get an appetizer, two for twenty. That's how we met.
- 43:13Speaker 1: It's in the box.
- 43:14Speaker 11: What's in the boxes probably gonna be a country fried
- 43:16Speaker 11: state because that's what I had that's gonna be in
- 43:19Speaker 11: my box.
- 43:20Speaker 13: Was it hers?
- 43:21Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 43:21Speaker 11: Probably, you know she's like chicken, so probably some you know,
- 43:24Speaker 11: some free range chicken and some potatoes, you know, something
- 43:27Speaker 11: like that.
- 43:28Speaker 1: But I don't see. I think that's the best one
- 43:30Speaker 1: I could come up with.
- 43:31Speaker 9: And I thought that's the one I think you should
- 43:34Speaker 9: go with because listen to me, man, Well, yeah, because
- 43:38Speaker 9: if your marriage going in, it should be on your terms.
- 43:44Speaker 1: This should be issue you look, look.
- 43:45Speaker 9: Man, you want your marriage in, it should be on
- 43:48Speaker 9: your terms. That's the best one, and that's the one
- 43:52Speaker 9: you want to go with front. Wow, man, put all
- 43:56Speaker 9: that into divorce papers all you you play first in
- 44:01Speaker 9: the background, I did it my.
- 44:04Speaker 12: All that prank phone call coming up next with Junior
- 44:08Speaker 12: in for the next year. Right after this, you're listening
- 44:14Speaker 12: Morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
- 44:17Speaker 12: right about four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for
- 44:20Speaker 12: it today and the subject is tomorrow isn't promised? Do
- 44:24Speaker 12: it today? We'll get into that, find out what that's
- 44:27Speaker 12: all about. And just a few because right now Junior
- 44:30Speaker 12: is in for nephew Tommy with today's prank phone call.
- 44:33Speaker 8: What you got for is Junior?
- 44:35Speaker 1: Okay?
- 44:35Speaker 11: Has anybody heard from the nephew? I ain't, Is he okay?
- 44:39Speaker 11: Because I ain't got my picture yet? Yeah, but I
- 44:41Speaker 11: ain't got my pitches yet.
- 44:44Speaker 1: You ain't heard nothing, ain't seen nothing yet?
- 44:46Speaker 8: No, okay.
- 44:48Speaker 11: Just the text today's prank phone call is garnish your wages,
- 44:55Speaker 11: gonish your wages?
- 44:56Speaker 1: They taking money? Obviously. Here we goa it cat.
- 44:59Speaker 7: Hello, trying to reach a place. My name is from
- 45:04Speaker 7: the District Attorney's office. Yes, Hi, how are you giving
- 45:08Speaker 7: you a call? Today? Man? Trying to get some updates
- 45:10Speaker 7: from you. Your husband, mister, is he still not working
- 45:14Speaker 7: at this point?
- 45:15Speaker 4: No, sir?
- 45:16Speaker 7: Okay, how long has he been out of work so far? Ma'am?
- 45:20Speaker 7: Could you could you give me an update on this
- 45:22Speaker 7: year January? Okay? All right, here's what we're having. The
- 45:26Speaker 7: problems that we're having. You have a son, I think
- 45:30Speaker 7: it's his name is as well, fourteen years old? Am
- 45:33Speaker 7: I right? Okay? The child support is not being paid
- 45:38Speaker 7: from mister for the U for mister young and we're
- 45:43Speaker 7: trying to get this thing rectified. Now. The problem that
- 45:45Speaker 7: we're going to have, and the reason why we're giving
- 45:47Speaker 7: you a call is considering that your husband hasn't worked
- 45:50Speaker 7: since the first of the year. And I haven't done
- 45:52Speaker 7: the research yet. I'm just I'm just not pulling up
- 45:55Speaker 7: your file. I haven't done the research. And see how
- 45:57Speaker 7: many months in the rears he is.
- 45:59Speaker 4: On child so it just started once he lost his job.
- 46:04Speaker 7: Okay, Well, the problem that we're going to have is
- 46:08Speaker 7: they're gonna start taking uh child support actually, and I
- 46:13Speaker 7: hate to give you this news out of your check.
- 46:16Speaker 4: I don't understand how that's because I have my own kids.
- 46:19Speaker 7: I'd that I understand, But they're gonna be garnishing your check,
- 46:22Speaker 7: ma'am uh until this, until your husband can get this
- 46:25Speaker 7: thing back on his feet and get it rectified and
- 46:27Speaker 7: get him up to pars for of all the payments
- 46:29Speaker 7: that are hurt.
- 46:30Speaker 4: And when what is he taking place? Because if that's
- 46:32Speaker 4: the case, I'm not gonna be working because that's not
- 46:35Speaker 4: gonna happen. I have my own children, so I don't
- 46:38Speaker 4: understand how that's so. I don't have anything to do
- 46:41Speaker 4: with child for it or anything like that. And if
- 46:43Speaker 4: that's the case, I'm not gonna be working as him
- 46:45Speaker 4: right now.
- 46:45Speaker 7: The garnishing of the check is gonna come from you,
- 46:47Speaker 7: and you are at the hospital. Correct, No, that's not
- 46:50Speaker 7: your it's not where you work.
- 46:52Speaker 4: I don't I'm not gonna be working as him right now.
- 46:55Speaker 4: That's what I just tell you. So y'all do whatever
- 46:57Speaker 4: you have to do, and I'll do whatever I have
- 46:58Speaker 4: to do on my end. Okay, well hold on it.
- 47:00Speaker 7: You're willing to quit your job. I'm not understanding this.
- 47:03Speaker 4: You're sure why? Because I'm not going to be taking
- 47:05Speaker 4: care of someone else's kids. Is not have my own,
- 47:07Speaker 4: so how that's right? So somebody else can take your
- 47:10Speaker 4: minds then, because I'm not going to be doing it.
- 47:12Speaker 4: You're so right?
- 47:13Speaker 7: All right? Well, I mean I'm just you know, don't
- 47:15Speaker 7: I don't.
- 47:15Speaker 8: Want you to be upset with you.
- 47:16Speaker 7: I don't want you to be upset with me.
- 47:18Speaker 4: I can be able to contact you.
- 47:20Speaker 7: Okay. Now, I'm gonna let I'm gonna let you know.
- 47:22Speaker 7: This is a bit of information. You're still gonna if
- 47:25Speaker 7: you're quitting your job. Man, you guys are still going
- 47:28Speaker 7: to be liable for the child support.
- 47:30Speaker 4: Okay, well that's fine, not you guys, because it's not
- 47:33Speaker 4: my children, sir. Okay, it's not you guys. He will
- 47:37Speaker 4: be liable, Okay, Okay, because I don't, I mean, can
- 47:41Speaker 4: I step you hold on moment because I need to
- 47:43Speaker 4: step outside if that's okay, or if there's a number
- 47:45Speaker 4: I can contact you back.
- 47:47Speaker 1: Okay?
- 47:47Speaker 7: Are you able to step outside right now?
- 47:50Speaker 4: Yes? But I'm gonna get on the elevator and it's
- 47:52Speaker 4: gonna kind of a calling.
- 47:54Speaker 7: Let's do this. Why don't you step outside and now
- 47:56Speaker 7: I wait for you to call. Give me about forty
- 47:58Speaker 7: five seconds, but I'm gonna give a call my manager
- 48:00Speaker 7: on this situation.
- 48:01Speaker 14: Okay, please, sir, all right, thank you.
- 48:07Speaker 15: Hello, Okay, mister, yes, sir, all.
- 48:10Speaker 7: Right again from the district Attorney's office. Okay, you can
- 48:13Speaker 7: hear me.
- 48:13Speaker 4: Now, yes, I can.
- 48:14Speaker 15: Can you hear me?
- 48:15Speaker 7: Yes, ma'am, I sure can. Now, let's get to the
- 48:16Speaker 7: bottom of everything. I couldn't get my manager on the phone,
- 48:19Speaker 7: but I'll keep trying. I just want to know. I mean,
- 48:23Speaker 7: that's I'm just a message messenger letting.
- 48:26Speaker 15: I hate I know you are, and I hate to
- 48:27Speaker 15: be so short with you, but I don't understand because
- 48:31Speaker 15: we're not even getting enough income coming in as of
- 48:33Speaker 15: right now. And you're speaking of I have three children
- 48:36Speaker 15: that I'm struggling to take care of on my owners time.
- 48:39Speaker 4: Somebody from the district. But and you're speaking of that,
- 48:44Speaker 4: you're trying to be deducting money for I'm gonna share
- 48:47Speaker 4: in my check for his child. Bush. What's your sumpthing?
- 48:51Speaker 4: What's your name?
- 48:52Speaker 7: Man? Who is there someone else I need to speak with?
- 48:55Speaker 4: No, we're on the pH that's my sister taking care
- 48:58Speaker 4: of some mess We're from the district's attorney.
- 49:04Speaker 15: Yeah, she's on the line from the Office of Child
- 49:08Speaker 15: Support Service. She worked with the Office of Child Support.
- 49:11Speaker 7: Okay, let me speak with your sister.
- 49:14Speaker 4: Man, So what do you I mean, how is this
- 49:17Speaker 4: going to be done? Because that's not gonna leave me
- 49:19Speaker 4: and casts to be able to support my own kids. Well,
- 49:22Speaker 4: I mean in my own home.
- 49:24Speaker 7: I understand that. You know, maybe this is a problem
- 49:26Speaker 7: with having a person hanging around.
- 49:30Speaker 4: Raised to see about his kids all their life. This
- 49:33Speaker 4: is a jealous mother that decided to off them eighteen
- 49:36Speaker 4: years that she wanted to do.
- 49:42Speaker 3: So because.
- 49:46Speaker 7: Or what in the hell is going on with those
- 49:50Speaker 7: people in the background. Hello, this nephew Tommy. If they
- 49:56Speaker 7: hit the fan, she went off? No, I couldn't get
- 49:59Speaker 7: to go out with her. Sister was there. Don't say nothing.
- 50:01Speaker 7: Tell them made her get off the phones. I need
- 50:03Speaker 7: you to call on three ways. They was calling somebody.
- 50:05Speaker 7: They probably calling downtown, gonna get theirself in more trouble.
- 50:08Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, God, you back?
- 50:11Speaker 5: What's wrong?
- 50:12Speaker 4: I called you back?
- 50:13Speaker 7: You know you want You're gonna talk to her right now?
- 50:17Speaker 14: Who is this?
- 50:19Speaker 7: I told you you're gonna pay this child support, not.
- 50:21Speaker 5: Meet you get the best way.
- 50:23Speaker 4: You can't he talking to me? Call me. I'm gonna
- 50:25Speaker 4: pay this child.
- 50:26Speaker 7: You pay, You're gonna make me. You're gonna make me
- 50:30Speaker 7: whip your behind this money.
- 50:31Speaker 4: Tell him you will find out who he is.
- 50:33Speaker 5: You want to you want to talk to my lawd Yeah.
- 50:36Speaker 7: I want to. Where is your You don't have a lawyer?
- 50:38Speaker 7: You know well you don't have one because I.
- 50:41Speaker 4: Know I don't job. Whoever, how you got my now
- 50:43Speaker 4: behind him? For your job?
- 50:52Speaker 5: Who is this?
- 50:53Speaker 7: This nephew? Tire me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yo,
- 50:56Speaker 7: just God prank.
- 50:57Speaker 14: Bob baby, because donna pay for this y'all calling the foolie?
- 51:21Speaker 15: Well you just found out there on the way now
- 51:25Speaker 15: finished cushing give me a black man?
- 51:27Speaker 4: You trying to cush all out?
- 51:29Speaker 7: I gotta asked, I gotta ask all y'all something. What
- 51:34Speaker 7: is the baddest radio show in the land?
- 51:38Speaker 1: The alln't sure that the gonish your wages?
- 51:44Speaker 13: Taking people money?
- 51:46Speaker 1: Yeah, don't work like that.
- 51:49Speaker 4: Man.
- 51:49Speaker 1: When you're gonna be a hun, I'm gonna be and
- 51:52Speaker 1: here we come on, here, we gotta come on.
- 51:55Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm a bumniino.
- 51:59Speaker 9: Down in southern California, just ninety miles outside of LA
- 52:03Speaker 9: on the twenty ninth. It's a motivational tour that I'm on.
- 52:09Speaker 9: Come see your boy live and maybe get some jewels
- 52:12Speaker 9: that can help you move forward and change your life.
- 52:15Speaker 9: And I will be doing a Q and A also Q
- 52:18Speaker 9: and A so you can talk personally to your dude,
- 52:22Speaker 9: your damn self. That's just want don't ask me nothing
- 52:24Speaker 9: crazy live calling them not here to stop me if
- 52:29Speaker 9: you want to gonna get something crazy said back to you.
- 52:32Speaker 9: And I got a.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Mic in my hand, and the King will be there also.
- 52:37Speaker 9: Yeah, on the thirtieth, I'm in Durant, Oklahoma at the.
- 52:42Speaker 1: Chop Toss Casino.
- 52:44Speaker 7: Same thing.
- 52:44Speaker 9: Motivational tour. This is not the King is back. This
- 52:48Speaker 9: is a motivational tour. I'm changing lives.
- 52:51Speaker 7: Man.
- 52:51Speaker 9: I've got a great, a great presentation though. Man, that's
- 52:55Speaker 9: gonna be filled with jewels and gems and stories and
- 52:59Speaker 9: added doats to help you move your life forward. Come
- 53:01Speaker 9: see you boy in do Rent, Oklahoma, straight up at
- 53:05Speaker 9: ninety miles north of Dallas. Get in your car to
- 53:08Speaker 9: my homie. Then asked me for ten tickets. Have you
- 53:12Speaker 9: lost your damn mind? Never in my entire career has
- 53:16Speaker 9: nobody asked me for ten tickets just as an embarrassment.
- 53:20Speaker 12: All right, Steve, coming up next Strawberry letter subject tomorrow
- 53:25Speaker 12: isn't promised, do it today. We'll get into that right
- 53:28Speaker 12: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is
- 53:33Speaker 12: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
- 53:36Speaker 12: advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting and more, please
- 53:40Speaker 12: submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve HAARBFM dot com and
- 53:43Speaker 12: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter
- 53:46Speaker 12: live on the air, just like we're going to read
- 53:48Speaker 12: this one right here, right now.
- 53:50Speaker 11: All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Strawberry
- 53:52Speaker 11: Letter with my good friend, SHIRLEYE.
- 53:53Speaker 12: Strawberry. Thank you, my good friend. Junior subjects tomorrow isn't promised?
- 53:58Speaker 12: Do it today? Stephen Shirley. I'm married to a man
- 54:02Speaker 12: that won't have sex with me. He rations it out
- 54:05Speaker 12: to me based on how I treat him. He's eight
- 54:08Speaker 12: years older than me, and when we got married, I
- 54:11Speaker 12: was twenty two years old, so I looked to him
- 54:13Speaker 12: for guidance and financial support. I started an online boutique
- 54:18Speaker 12: after my twenty fifth birthday, and my husband started to
- 54:21Speaker 12: resent me. After I started making a lot of sales
- 54:25Speaker 12: and a lot of money. He told me I couldn't
- 54:27Speaker 12: consider my business as being successful until I paid him
- 54:31Speaker 12: back the money he loaned me to start my business.
- 54:34Speaker 12: He was serious, so I went and withdrew a lump
- 54:37Speaker 12: sum and handed it to him. Since then, excuse me,
- 54:41Speaker 12: it's been one thing after the other. Now, he says,
- 54:44Speaker 12: I am too career oriented to be a wife and
- 54:47Speaker 12: take care of him. I'm twenty seven now and I
- 54:50Speaker 12: want to enjoy my earnings and take a few trips
- 54:53Speaker 12: to see the world. He goes on extravagant business trips
- 54:56Speaker 12: and he doesn't invite me. He tells me, I need
- 54:59Speaker 12: to focus on my business. So while he was on
- 55:02Speaker 12: a business trip two months ago, I decided to live
- 55:05Speaker 12: my life and go out with my girls. I ended
- 55:08Speaker 12: up having a one night stand, and after a few days,
- 55:11Speaker 12: I decided to go back for seconds. I also ran
- 55:14Speaker 12: into an old flame and we have sex almost daily.
- 55:17Speaker 12: Life is too short to be stressed, so I decided
- 55:21Speaker 12: to live in the moment. Now I'm a lot more
- 55:23Speaker 12: relaxed when my husband lectures me or minimizes the success
- 55:27Speaker 12: of my business. Recently, I decided to open a small
- 55:31Speaker 12: boutique in a marketplace. My husband hit the roof and
- 55:34Speaker 12: shouted out two million reasons why it wouldn't work.
- 55:37Speaker 8: The other two men in my life.
- 55:38Speaker 12: Support me and are helping me set up the boutique.
- 55:42Speaker 12: I just have to make sure they're not there at
- 55:44Speaker 12: the same time. Tomorrow isn't promise, So should I divorce
- 55:48Speaker 12: my husband so I can live my life to the fullest? Well,
- 55:51Speaker 12: it sounds like you're already living your life to the fullest.
- 55:54Speaker 12: That's exactly what you're doing. I mean, you're living your
- 55:56Speaker 12: life on your terms now, is it moral?
- 56:00Speaker 10: Right?
- 56:00Speaker 12: Of course not, because you are a married woman and
- 56:03Speaker 12: you're cheating on your husband with two men. But your husband,
- 56:08Speaker 12: you know, hasn't been supportive and you don't get any
- 56:11Speaker 12: love or sex from him. He's withholding sex based on
- 56:14Speaker 12: the way you treat him. You say, But what have
- 56:17Speaker 12: you done to mistreat him before the two men came
- 56:20Speaker 12: in your life? You opened a successful business. Is that
- 56:23Speaker 12: mistreating your husband? Isn't that what you're supposed to.
- 56:26Speaker 8: Do in life?
- 56:28Speaker 12: You're a young woman with a career and he should
- 56:30Speaker 12: be there to encourage you and to lift you up.
- 56:32Speaker 12: You paid him back his seat money, and he's still mad.
- 56:36Speaker 12: He should be happy, he should be proud of his wife.
- 56:38Speaker 12: He's none of those things, and you already have one
- 56:40Speaker 12: foot out the door. This marriage isn't working for either
- 56:43Speaker 12: of you, neither one.
- 56:45Speaker 1: Steve, your husband is a hater.
- 56:48Speaker 8: M Yeah, just.
- 56:50Speaker 9: Go get out. You know these letters right here, y'all.
- 56:54Speaker 9: I don't really play around too much. Your husband is
- 56:58Speaker 9: a hater. This is what happens to haters. Strange things happen. Yeah,
- 57:08Speaker 9: kind of letter through me for it, Luke, I ain't
- 57:11Speaker 9: gonna lie to you. I wasn't expecting you to say
- 57:13Speaker 9: that because the title is tomorrow's a promise.
- 57:16Speaker 1: Do it today?
- 57:18Speaker 9: You open a letter. W I'm married to a man
- 57:20Speaker 9: that won't have sex with me. Well that's problem. He
- 57:29Speaker 9: rations it out to me based on how I treat him.
- 57:34Speaker 9: I'll be down. You can do that.
- 57:38Speaker 1: What men have that type of pool?
- 57:43Speaker 7: What?
- 57:44Speaker 9: This has got to be some new fangled stuff right here?
- 57:49Speaker 9: He eight years older than me. We got married when
- 57:53Speaker 9: I was twenty two. What's going on here? This is
- 57:59Speaker 9: something I don't know what generation this is y'all in
- 58:02Speaker 9: right now, like Xyz, I don't know what it is.
- 58:05Speaker 9: I don't know what your new millennials. I don't know
- 58:08Speaker 9: if this is if you uh day Crown, I don't
- 58:10Speaker 9: know they have so many different names and pronouns for stuff. Now,
- 58:14Speaker 9: I don't know what to call you young and dumb.
- 58:18Speaker 1: Maybe it's the yd yd young and dumb.
- 58:21Speaker 7: I don't know what generation this is.
- 58:23Speaker 9: I just don't. Some of these letters like really opened
- 58:27Speaker 9: my eyes because I didn't know you could.
- 58:29Speaker 1: You could do this, you know.
- 58:32Speaker 9: And then you started, on your twenty fifth birthday open
- 58:36Speaker 9: up a boutique online boutique, and you started making a
- 58:39Speaker 9: lot of sales and a lot of money.
- 58:41Speaker 1: And then your husband.
- 58:42Speaker 9: Told you you can't consider your business successful until you
- 58:45Speaker 9: pay me back to money I loaned you to start
- 58:47Speaker 9: your business.
- 58:48Speaker 7: He was serious.
- 58:49Speaker 1: You went that day, you ain't saved up.
- 58:51Speaker 9: You went and withdrew a lump sum and handed it
- 58:55Speaker 9: to him.
- 58:56Speaker 1: Since then, there's been one thing after not see that
- 58:58Speaker 1: messed him up.
- 59:00Speaker 9: Obviously, he don't know how much money you're making on
- 59:02Speaker 9: the online bus and you can't call yourself successful as
- 59:04Speaker 9: you give me the money I paid you back. You
- 59:07Speaker 9: with him, he went, oh hell, this is how the
- 59:10Speaker 9: conversation went. Pay you back here. See he thought that
- 59:14Speaker 9: was gonna throw you into something. He thought you gonna
- 59:16Speaker 9: have to save up all this hit ain't no problem.
- 59:19Speaker 9: Let me go get it, Let me go get this
- 59:21Speaker 9: little punk ass money you had in me here.
- 59:23Speaker 1: Then he went all hell, now you to mess him up?
- 59:27Speaker 9: Now, he says, you too career oriented to be a wife,
- 59:31Speaker 9: damn man and take care of him.
- 59:34Speaker 1: What is I'm gonna take care of you for passing
- 59:36Speaker 1: our sex like his?
- 59:38Speaker 9: Like you know, like we got visitations, like we conjugal
- 59:41Speaker 9: visits at Pelican Base some damn well, what are you
- 59:44Speaker 9: talking about? All right, I'm twenty seven. I want to
- 59:48Speaker 9: enjoy my earners and take a few trips to see
- 59:50Speaker 9: the world. He go on extravagant bids and trip and
- 59:52Speaker 9: he don't invite you, okay, And then he tells me
- 59:55Speaker 9: I need to focus on your bus. All right, okay, homie.
- 1:00:00Speaker 9: So while he was on a business trip two months ago,
- 1:00:02Speaker 9: you went to live your life and went out with
- 1:00:04Speaker 9: your girls. You had a one night staying hang on,
- 1:00:08Speaker 9: living your life to the fullest.
- 1:00:10Speaker 8: Oh yeah, stop it right there.
- 1:00:13Speaker 12: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
- 1:00:15Speaker 12: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
- 1:00:18Speaker 12: tomorrow isn't promised.
- 1:00:20Speaker 8: Do it today. We'll get back into it right after this.
- 1:00:24Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
- 1:00:27Speaker 12: All right, come on, Steve, Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 1:00:30Speaker 12: The subject tomorrow isn't promised?
- 1:00:32Speaker 8: Do it today?
- 1:00:33Speaker 9: Tomorrow ain't promises. She getting it all in today. She
- 1:00:39Speaker 9: married the man won't have sex with her eight years old.
- 1:00:42Speaker 9: And you know she opened up a business when she
- 1:00:44Speaker 9: was twenty five, you know, and you're twenty two. You
- 1:00:48Speaker 9: look to him for guidance and financial support. Got yourself together,
- 1:00:52Speaker 9: open up online business on your twenty fifth birthday. Then
- 1:00:55Speaker 9: your husband started resenting you. You started making a lot
- 1:00:58Speaker 9: of money and was talking about how good the business was.
- 1:01:01Speaker 9: Your husband said, you can't call yourself a success until
- 1:01:04Speaker 9: you pay your pay that money back I gave you.
- 1:01:06Speaker 7: To start it.
- 1:01:06Speaker 9: She said, okay. She didn't save up. She went to
- 1:01:10Speaker 9: the bank, got one lump sum and said him. He went,
- 1:01:13Speaker 9: oh hell, because now he ain't know how much money
- 1:01:15Speaker 9: you was making. You had all that money saved. And
- 1:01:18Speaker 9: then after that, it's one thing after another because your
- 1:01:21Speaker 9: husband is a hater. Now you're two career oriented to
- 1:01:25Speaker 9: be a wife and I and take care of him.
- 1:01:27Speaker 9: That's what he say you twenty seven now, oh oh,
- 1:01:32Speaker 9: and you want to enjoy your earnings, take a few trips,
- 1:01:35Speaker 9: see the world. He go on business trips. He don't
- 1:01:38Speaker 9: invite me, okay, and probably why he got the restion.
- 1:01:43Speaker 9: Not this sick because he can't give it to you,
- 1:01:45Speaker 9: and all these business trips. I'm just saying, I want
- 1:01:52Speaker 9: to enjoy my earnings. He tells me, I need to
- 1:01:55Speaker 9: focus on my business. That's why you can't go on
- 1:01:57Speaker 9: the business trip. Okay, you're focusing on it. So while
- 1:02:00Speaker 9: he was gonna being stripped two months ago, I decided
- 1:02:02Speaker 9: to live my life, to go out with my girls.
- 1:02:03Speaker 9: I ended up having the one night stand, and after
- 1:02:06Speaker 9: a few days, I decided to go back for seconds.
- 1:02:09Speaker 9: Right now. I also ran into an old flame and
- 1:02:12Speaker 9: we have sex almost daily. Damp Yeah, so much for rash.
- 1:02:22Speaker 9: Daily life is too short to be stressed. God, let
- 1:02:28Speaker 9: me tell us, I said to you, so I decided
- 1:02:31Speaker 9: to live in the moment. Now I'm a lot more relaxed.
- 1:02:34Speaker 9: When my husband lectures me up minimizing the successful my bite.
- 1:02:39Speaker 1: You know you're sitting up in here. You have treated
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: me right, you sitting up in her little your.
- 1:02:43Speaker 7: Own little bus.
- 1:02:44Speaker 9: It's all you All you want to do all the
- 1:02:45Speaker 9: time is shut up there and talk about your own
- 1:02:48Speaker 9: line boutique only one, won't she only dressing and stuff.
- 1:02:50Speaker 9: I'm trying to give you no attention pay for me,
- 1:02:53Speaker 9: you know all you want to talk about how many
- 1:02:55Speaker 9: orders you got, how much stuff you sold online all
- 1:02:58Speaker 9: this year? He I ain't even is out here on
- 1:03:00Speaker 9: all these business trips. I ain't taking you know what
- 1:03:02Speaker 9: I ainything. We need to focus on that little laird business.
- 1:03:04Speaker 9: You got, the little lad business. It's weird now yeah,
- 1:03:09Speaker 9: head little last business and turn into two of fast.
- 1:03:14Speaker 9: So now you don't give it damn what he said. Okay,
- 1:03:16Speaker 9: when you get through, I gotta stop the mat you through,
- 1:03:22Speaker 9: you through, because it takes him a lot longer. So
- 1:03:24Speaker 9: go ahead, here, you through. That's what you normally through
- 1:03:30Speaker 9: with your little Air nine then, and I asked, go ahead,
- 1:03:33Speaker 9: I got I got somebody that daily daily, mister Air nine.
- 1:03:38Speaker 9: Then I'd found head day. You know, I'm I'm gonna
- 1:03:43Speaker 9: leave mister Air nine then and go down here and
- 1:03:46Speaker 9: see mister all the time.
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. So don't give a damn.
- 1:03:52Speaker 9: What she says.
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: Uh.
- 1:03:54Speaker 9: Recently, I decided to open a small boutique in the
- 1:03:56Speaker 9: marketplace my husband hit the roof and shouted out two
- 1:04:00Speaker 9: million reasons why it won't work.
- 1:04:03Speaker 7: He's such a hater.
- 1:04:05Speaker 9: But the other two men in my life support me,
- 1:04:07Speaker 9: and I helped me set up the boutique. Wow, I
- 1:04:12Speaker 9: just gotta make sure they're not there at the same time.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: Little girl, you can playing too rough.
- 1:04:17Speaker 9: Now one, I'm gonna try to surprise you and come
- 1:04:20Speaker 9: down there and everybody gonna be surprised. Now, you need
- 1:04:25Speaker 9: you need to reduce this. I'm just telling you, Uncle Steve,
- 1:04:28Speaker 9: telling you you need to reduce this. You're gonna do
- 1:04:32Speaker 9: what you do. I understand, you know you're gonna do
- 1:04:36Speaker 9: what you do. You know, just but you just need one.
- 1:04:41Speaker 1: It's two men.
- 1:04:42Speaker 9: This ain't gonna work for you, sat y'all. Ain't y'all,
- 1:04:45Speaker 9: ain't y'all ain't built for this. I mean women now,
- 1:04:49Speaker 9: women ain't built for this.
- 1:04:51Speaker 1: Men really ain't supposed to do it.
- 1:04:53Speaker 9: But yeah, let's not go there. That's a whole bu.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: Another day you work out, bitter letter, It's gotten better.
- 1:05:06Speaker 1: Tomorrow is in promise.
- 1:05:07Speaker 9: So should I divorce my husband so I could live
- 1:05:09Speaker 9: my life to the filth? Well, you've already divorced him. Mentally,
- 1:05:14Speaker 9: you're not there. You don't care. He can't hurt you
- 1:05:18Speaker 9: no more. He's cheating on YouTube. He just didn't write
- 1:05:22Speaker 9: in he's cheating on YouTube. He just didn't write in
- 1:05:29Speaker 9: them extravagant business trips and rationing in our sex.
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: And he thirty so twenty fifth? So how old is
- 1:05:37Speaker 1: he not?
- 1:05:38Speaker 8: He's thirty thirty five?
- 1:05:40Speaker 9: Yeah, no, she's twenty seven. He thirty five, he's thirty five.
- 1:05:44Speaker 9: He thirty five? Now, yeah he busy thirty five? Wo won.
- 1:05:58Speaker 7: Thirty five?
- 1:06:00Speaker 10: Won doing it?
- 1:06:01Speaker 8: Thirty five?
- 1:06:02Speaker 9: You should have seen it when I was thirty five?
- 1:06:06Speaker 9: What no phone cameras, no cyberspace?
- 1:06:15Speaker 8: Say move around, Lloyd.
- 1:06:17Speaker 9: That's the only good thing about being a segregation bait.
- 1:06:22Speaker 1: It's segregator. Come pre civil rights.
- 1:06:28Speaker 12: What's your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey
- 1:06:31Speaker 12: FM on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry
- 1:06:34Speaker 12: Letter podcast Downtown Risky iHeartRadio app.
- 1:06:39Speaker 8: It never sounded so good. You can download that today.
- 1:06:41Speaker 12: Coming up at forty six minutes after the hour, it's
- 1:06:44Speaker 12: Junior and Sports Talk right after this.
- 1:06:47Speaker 10: You're listening Hard Morning show.
- 1:06:50Speaker 8: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What
- 1:06:52Speaker 8: you got junior.
- 1:06:53Speaker 1: Oh man, it was feel for these Jet fans. Now,
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 1:06:57Speaker 11: He called Aaron Rodgers out for the season with a
- 1:06:59Speaker 11: Tory killer making seventy five million over two years. That's
- 1:07:03Speaker 11: thirty seven and a half men in the season he
- 1:07:04Speaker 11: played four snaps.
- 1:07:06Speaker 1: I need you to get out here. What is the
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: other Achilles doing? Is it hurt? Because you need to
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: get back out here.
- 1:07:10Speaker 11: For thirty seven and a half million, you need to
- 1:07:12Speaker 11: be out here quarterback. And for thirty seven and a
- 1:07:14Speaker 11: half million you tore one Achilles?
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: You got too. Can we get you back out here?
- 1:07:18Speaker 1: We just need you out here. Can't sit on the
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: sideline four plays?
- 1:07:23Speaker 13: Run?
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, a Ron is gone for the season for
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: the Jets.
- 1:07:28Speaker 11: Man, so that I hate to hear that for him,
- 1:07:30Speaker 11: But godly, man, they had so much hope on this man.
- 1:07:32Speaker 7: Dude.
- 1:07:33Speaker 11: They thought he was gonna change the whole franchise. He
- 1:07:35Speaker 11: gone for the season. He out torn Achilles thirty seven
- 1:07:38Speaker 11: and a half me in this season.
- 1:07:39Speaker 1: He's gone. He has a guaranteed contract, y'all.
- 1:07:42Speaker 9: He hurt.
- 1:07:43Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lose now, wink or sleep out.
- 1:07:46Speaker 7: This, Okay?
- 1:07:48Speaker 9: What I'm not gonna load? Aw wink or sleep.
- 1:07:57Speaker 7: I don't. I sleep.
- 1:07:58Speaker 9: I sleep good when the damn Browns look because I
- 1:08:00Speaker 9: don't get the damn I bet you I don't go ahead.
- 1:08:03Speaker 11: Okay, well you know we got a game tonight. Uh
- 1:08:06Speaker 11: Vikings in the Eagles. Man, who you going with?
- 1:08:09Speaker 1: Vikings? Eagles?
- 1:08:09Speaker 9: Baby, ain't nothing that's to shut it down Eagles. The
- 1:08:13Speaker 9: Vikings couldn't even beat Tampa Bay last week. Picked punk ass.
- 1:08:17Speaker 9: I never picked the Vikings again.
- 1:08:20Speaker 1: For one game off the game, never picked up. Vikings
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: not getting picked no more this year by me. When
- 1:08:27Speaker 1: they go down there there to Detroit, they're gonna get
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: it fed to them. Yeah, yeah, I d stay big down.
- 1:08:33Speaker 9: Eagles is going to the super Bowl. All this Jets
- 1:08:36Speaker 9: going to the super Bowl. Well, and I hate that,
- 1:08:39Speaker 9: and it's hurt. I don't want anybody to get hurt.
- 1:08:41Speaker 9: I like everybody stay healthy. It's a physical game.
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Jet's not.
- 1:08:45Speaker 9: Now they back to what's this boy, Zack Zach Wilson. Yeah,
- 1:08:48Speaker 9: he did good, he won the game. It's all meant
- 1:08:51Speaker 9: to be. Zach is a good quarterback, you know he
- 1:08:54Speaker 9: ain't and Rogers, but he a good quarterback. Just ain't
- 1:08:57Speaker 9: going no damn super Bowl and the damn Cowboys is
- 1:09:01Speaker 9: gonna let me let me tell you something, there gonna
- 1:09:03Speaker 9: be you know, it's gonna be the surprise team.
- 1:09:05Speaker 7: Of the year.
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: The damn Dallas Cowboys.
- 1:09:08Speaker 9: They're gonna be the surprise team of the year because
- 1:09:11Speaker 9: Dak Prescott tied of this mess man, what he ain't
- 1:09:18Speaker 9: he ain't worth this? That the quarterback forty long system
- 1:09:23Speaker 9: in place. Yeah, coach and Dallas got a damn defense.
- 1:09:29Speaker 1: But the Cleveland Brown's got a defense this year.
- 1:09:32Speaker 7: Boy.
- 1:09:33Speaker 9: All we got to do is get the Shawn quick
- 1:09:34Speaker 9: throwing the ball into the dirt right now, his hands
- 1:09:37Speaker 9: and ship.
- 1:09:38Speaker 7: You know, he on his hand.
- 1:09:41Speaker 8: Thank you, guys. Coming up.
- 1:09:46Speaker 5: On the hand filter.
- 1:09:48Speaker 1: Coming up at the top.
- 1:09:49Speaker 12: Of the hour, see if someone wants some advice about
- 1:09:52Speaker 12: dating after losing a spouse. Right after this, you're listening
- 1:09:58Speaker 12: morning show, all right, So Steve Marlyan on Facebook rights,
- 1:10:03Speaker 12: my husband had a heart condition and passed away a
- 1:10:06Speaker 12: few years ago. His passing wasn't a surprise. We knew
- 1:10:10Speaker 12: for years that his time would be short. I've never
- 1:10:14Speaker 12: been on a date with anyone except my late husband.
- 1:10:17Speaker 12: Now I think I'm ready to start dating, but I
- 1:10:20Speaker 12: don't know how to handle the conversation with my family.
- 1:10:23Speaker 12: Do I just make myself open to possibly starting to date,
- 1:10:26Speaker 12: or should I make an announcement to my children and
- 1:10:29Speaker 12: other family? Do you have any advice for someone returning
- 1:10:32Speaker 12: to the dating scene after almost twenty years.
- 1:10:35Speaker 9: First of all, I have no expertise on dayton after death.
- 1:10:40Speaker 9: I do have expertise on dayton after you feel like
- 1:10:43Speaker 9: you had died.
- 1:10:44Speaker 1: That's what I did. I feel like, I wait a minute.
- 1:10:49Speaker 9: So this is my advice. Well, I'm just telling me.
- 1:10:52Speaker 9: She type it in so she lost to hook. I
- 1:10:55Speaker 9: don't have no advice for you with what you are
- 1:10:57Speaker 9: to tell your family. But let's talk about when you
- 1:11:00Speaker 9: start dating, what you have made up your mind to do,
- 1:11:02Speaker 9: and you should life goes on. Don't bring up your
- 1:11:07Speaker 9: dead husband.
- 1:11:09Speaker 8: Okay, that's a good one.
- 1:11:10Speaker 7: That's a good one.
- 1:11:11Speaker 9: Don't bring it up, especially now. If you're gonna bring
- 1:11:17Speaker 9: it up, you know, you have to say car accidents
- 1:11:23Speaker 9: something like that. You can't tell people what that you know,
- 1:11:27Speaker 9: he died from a heart heart attack, because then they're
- 1:11:30Speaker 9: gonna figure out how much stress was he under. You know,
- 1:11:34Speaker 9: I'm just I'm just taking man and process stuff. So
- 1:11:37Speaker 9: what you're gonna have to yeah, okay, okay, oh okay,
- 1:11:42Speaker 9: So she passed out heart attacks, right.
- 1:11:45Speaker 8: Not a second date.
- 1:11:47Speaker 9: So what you need to do is come up with
- 1:11:50Speaker 9: a story you can live with about your husband's passing.
- 1:11:54Speaker 9: Don't worry about your family. They're not gonna like it,
- 1:11:57Speaker 9: no way, especially his side. Oh this half a back
- 1:12:00Speaker 9: out here already.
- 1:12:01Speaker 6: It's twenty years.
- 1:12:02Speaker 8: Twenty years?
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: No is that been hasn't been twenty years? Or they
- 1:12:07Speaker 1: was married twenty years.
- 1:12:09Speaker 8: Here's her question.
- 1:12:10Speaker 12: Do you have any other advice for someone returning to
- 1:12:12Speaker 12: the dating scene after almost twenty years?
- 1:12:15Speaker 8: So she has a dated dating seek she was married, right, she.
- 1:12:19Speaker 1: Has been married.
- 1:12:20Speaker 9: So depends on how long he been dead, because it's
- 1:12:24Speaker 9: no amount of years.
- 1:12:25Speaker 8: Ago he dated, He got his family ago.
- 1:12:28Speaker 9: Oh she's back here dating already. He ain't even cold
- 1:12:32Speaker 9: in the ground. He were cold for he got.
- 1:12:34Speaker 16: In the ground.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: You know what he was when he died. He was cold,
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: like a few hours later. He was cold.
- 1:12:42Speaker 9: So stop saying stuff like that. Stop saying he he
- 1:12:46Speaker 9: ain't even been in the ground till he ain't even
- 1:12:48Speaker 9: cold yet. Yeah, year, matter of fact, starting to begin,
- 1:12:52Speaker 9: got its way past cold. We're talking about decayed you
- 1:12:56Speaker 9: open that box up now, you ain't gonna know who
- 1:12:58Speaker 9: is now, I'm.
- 1:13:05Speaker 7: What is y'all asking me for? Y'all know what I do?
- 1:13:10Speaker 7: You wait, Wait.
- 1:13:13Speaker 1: A minute, Wait a minute.
- 1:13:16Speaker 9: You're asking a man whose personal life is under extreme
- 1:13:19Speaker 9: dress right now. I am dealing with a lot, and
- 1:13:23Speaker 9: damn it, I need I need some outlet myself matter
- 1:13:26Speaker 9: the fact that your answer is going to provide the
- 1:13:28Speaker 9: outfit by asking me for help, I ain't got.
- 1:13:30Speaker 1: Time to help nobody right now.
- 1:13:32Speaker 9: Anybody trying to help me, y'all want to help me,
- 1:13:35Speaker 9: get on this damn Internet and start saying some kind
- 1:13:37Speaker 9: of acting their statements what to do?
- 1:13:40Speaker 1: What I'm dying right now?
- 1:13:43Speaker 13: Say that I.
- 1:13:45Speaker 9: Feel right now now you shouldna be your husband, don't.
- 1:13:47Speaker 9: I'm not fit, had no heart attack. I'm handing the
- 1:13:52Speaker 9: mind with these jokes you started off.
- 1:13:56Speaker 16: I was trying you. Yeah what, Yeah, you know who
- 1:14:10Speaker 16: you're talking about?
- 1:14:11Speaker 7: Relative?
- 1:14:12Speaker 9: Come talking about she back out there already. He ain't
- 1:14:14Speaker 9: even in the ground. Cold yeah, way past cold. We
- 1:14:19Speaker 9: we way pasty cold. Now, I'm telling you right now,
- 1:14:22Speaker 9: you you exhumed the body right now, crack it open.
- 1:14:25Speaker 9: You ain't gonna know who to wow.
- 1:14:30Speaker 6: Her?
- 1:14:30Speaker 12: Name is Maryland. I'm sorry, Maryland. We'll have more of
- 1:14:34Speaker 12: a Steve Harvey.
- 1:14:35Speaker 9: Get up, Carla more trying to help me.
- 1:14:39Speaker 12: Steve Harvey Morning Showed twenty minutes after the hour right
- 1:14:42Speaker 12: after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, we
- 1:14:49Speaker 12: all know that the kids are back in school now
- 1:14:51Speaker 12: and everything.
- 1:14:52Speaker 8: And check this out.
- 1:14:53Speaker 12: In the school district northwest of the Philadelphia area, there
- 1:14:56Speaker 12: are seventeen sets of twins in all kindergarten in the
- 1:15:01Speaker 12: Colonial School District. Okay, yeah, that's a lot, right, seventeen
- 1:15:06Speaker 12: sets of twins. And some of the parents said it
- 1:15:09Speaker 12: must have been something in the water during that time.
- 1:15:12Speaker 12: So Steve got to ask you, your parents of twins,
- 1:15:16Speaker 12: your your daughters, Brandy and Carly, what advice do you
- 1:15:18Speaker 12: have for teachers and parents of twins?
- 1:15:21Speaker 9: Well, for parents, my strongest suggestion to you is try
- 1:15:24Speaker 9: to get one of the men foster care you.
- 1:15:30Speaker 8: Okay, seriously today.
- 1:15:33Speaker 9: You are and you know what when I said that happening,
- 1:15:36Speaker 9: very comfortable about that, I wouldn't really did.
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: I thought that outstanding the twins is hard. You want
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: to find.
- 1:15:44Speaker 9: A nice fault to kill home. Somebody's been in it
- 1:15:46Speaker 9: for a while it's been in the program.
- 1:15:49Speaker 7: To keep the keys.
- 1:15:50Speaker 1: You know, it's high here, all these diapers, all this food.
- 1:15:53Speaker 9: I'm just that's my suggestion, you know, And if you
- 1:15:56Speaker 9: were teaching you got twins, and that you're gonna be
- 1:15:58Speaker 9: telling people you're braiding another one of them suspended, but
- 1:16:02Speaker 9: you gotta get the pressure.
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: Yeah, one of them put out the school expailed.
- 1:16:06Speaker 8: Okay, all right, do you need a nap or something
- 1:16:09Speaker 8: right now? Because no, no, just I'm old and.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: I just felt my comedy. I'm just taking the filter
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: off today. I don't feel filter all right.
- 1:16:21Speaker 8: Coming up in thirty after the hour.
- 1:16:23Speaker 1: Watching two kids is way harder watching one.
- 1:16:26Speaker 8: It's time for would you rather? Thirty three minutes after
- 1:16:29Speaker 8: right after.
- 1:16:29Speaker 12: This, you're listening hard morning show. It is time now
- 1:16:34Speaker 12: for a round of would you rather? Would you rather
- 1:16:37Speaker 12: have sex in the backyard or on the front porch?
- 1:16:40Speaker 7: Now?
- 1:16:41Speaker 11: I tried to do that early. I say that's bad,
- 1:16:42Speaker 11: I do. I tried to camp in the backyard earth.
- 1:16:44Speaker 11: But then he's telling me, now, so I walk on
- 1:16:46Speaker 11: half sex hand. So I guess I own the porch now.
- 1:16:50Speaker 8: And you got to pick one?
- 1:16:51Speaker 7: Yeah, you're ready?
- 1:16:52Speaker 1: Heal my dream in the backyard.
- 1:16:54Speaker 8: Well, yeah, I don't know. Okay, what is it?
- 1:16:58Speaker 9: We definitely having sex out on the front porch. Since
- 1:17:00Speaker 9: y'all thinks he's getting a divorce in it, damn they
- 1:17:04Speaker 9: going to give you some real live ass evidence. And
- 1:17:07Speaker 9: when we have sex on the front porch, I'm gonna
- 1:17:09Speaker 9: have a drone and doing all the footage and I'm
- 1:17:12Speaker 9: gonna send it and yes, that is my ass you're
- 1:17:15Speaker 9: looking at. Yes it is. And I'm gonna have my
- 1:17:18Speaker 9: social Security number branded in the right half of my
- 1:17:22Speaker 9: ass so you know it's me, and then that way.
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: That caption could be. Well, I guess they ain't getting
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: a divorce after all.
- 1:17:30Speaker 7: Thank you.
- 1:17:31Speaker 13: Boy all on the internet.
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: Damn it, that's his social Security number.
- 1:17:35Speaker 13: Two girl, that's him.
- 1:17:38Speaker 7: Or him and Marjorie. They don't they don't know.
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: Divorce cause that's Steve Assing like that. Zoom in on
- 1:17:47Speaker 1: the ear rings.
- 1:17:48Speaker 9: That's the ear rings he gave herd that's man, Junie.
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: I'm gonna let you go first, or all go ahead?
- 1:17:57Speaker 1: All right?
- 1:17:58Speaker 12: Would you rather have one week of area or one
- 1:18:01Speaker 12: week of constipation?
- 1:18:02Speaker 8: Sorry, okay, I'm gonna get the other.
- 1:18:05Speaker 1: I'm just say constipation. Go ahead. I don't know what
- 1:18:07Speaker 1: you finished. I want the one week of die real.
- 1:18:11Speaker 9: I'm everybody on the internet that I'm doing. I'm sugar
- 1:18:17Speaker 9: hunting ice tea in on everybody on the internet. Die real,
- 1:18:21Speaker 9: Die Real, die week for a week. Matter of fact,
- 1:18:23Speaker 9: I want it for a month. I want for a
- 1:18:26Speaker 9: whole month. I'm gonna be just riding around, just spraying
- 1:18:29Speaker 9: on people. See what wrong in it? Interne I'm spraying
- 1:18:33Speaker 9: on the Internet.
- 1:18:37Speaker 8: I'm gonna move on. I'm really, I really am. Would
- 1:18:40Speaker 8: you rather lose your sight or lose your hearings?
- 1:18:43Speaker 11: I would just say finish come back with another, but
- 1:18:45Speaker 11: I'm just gonna say sight.
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: I wanna go ahead. I know you've finish. Gord, wait
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: wait for it. Ain't me wait till he say.
- 1:18:54Speaker 8: You yeah, yeah, all right, come on.
- 1:18:56Speaker 7: I don't give a.
- 1:18:57Speaker 1: Damn at this point. I really don't. But really, I
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: rather lose my sight and let y'all keep y'all hearing.
- 1:19:05Speaker 9: So y'all bring us through this. Y'all can hear every
- 1:19:09Speaker 9: damn thing I got to say. You ain't gonna have
- 1:19:12Speaker 9: to I ain't gonna have to see it. I'm gonna
- 1:19:13Speaker 9: show my ass, but it ain't got to see my
- 1:19:16Speaker 9: ass because I can't see it no way.
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: But I am gonna show my ass for this is
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: hop you doing that right now? But I can't see it.
- 1:19:24Speaker 7: Nohow.
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: I ain't never seen my butt before in my life ever.
- 1:19:29Speaker 1: I know.
- 1:19:29Speaker 9: Women say I take a mirror and look down there
- 1:19:31Speaker 9: and see myself. I can't do it. I don't because
- 1:19:34Speaker 9: I don't. I don't want to be surprised.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: All right, I'm scared.
- 1:19:38Speaker 7: That's it.
- 1:19:39Speaker 8: I'm okay. This is today's rounded.
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: Would you rather our time flies?
- 1:19:43Speaker 12: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, last
- 1:19:46Speaker 12: break of the day, and we'll close out the show.
- 1:19:48Speaker 8: With the one and only Steve Harvey right after this.
- 1:19:51Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:19:54Speaker 12: All right, guys, here we are, last break of the day.
- 1:19:57Speaker 12: It's been a crazy, wild ride today.
- 1:20:00Speaker 8: Steve. No filter today, Steve, I had a.
- 1:20:07Speaker 9: Little filter on it. I can't ever come here with
- 1:20:09Speaker 9: no filter. If I come in here with no filter,
- 1:20:11Speaker 9: and we're gonna be out of work. Oh girl, We'll
- 1:20:15Speaker 9: be out of work.
- 1:20:16Speaker 5: Do you know?
- 1:20:17Speaker 7: Man?
- 1:20:17Speaker 9: If I came here with no filters, it would be
- 1:20:19Speaker 9: bloggers that would be They would be just getting drugged
- 1:20:22Speaker 9: through the street. Man I just say, I ain't that dude.
- 1:20:25Speaker 9: We just that's part of my clothes remarks today too,
- 1:20:28Speaker 9: you know, because it's an amazing thing about the way
- 1:20:33Speaker 9: God has made me. It's kind of crazy to be
- 1:20:37Speaker 9: the way I am and realize how I am and
- 1:20:40Speaker 9: know it. Me and my wife was talking and we
- 1:20:44Speaker 9: were just, you know, encouraging each other through all of
- 1:20:47Speaker 9: this just going on, and we were just being really supportive.
- 1:20:51Speaker 9: And she told me something. She said, I ain't never
- 1:20:56Speaker 9: met nobody like you. She said, you just built for this.
- 1:20:59Speaker 9: And I complimented her for her strength through all of
- 1:21:03Speaker 9: this too, you know. But I was thinking about something
- 1:21:07Speaker 9: to share with you all today, and I don't understand
- 1:21:12Speaker 9: what's what's going on at all. I'm just being having
- 1:21:15Speaker 9: a real honest moment with you. I don't, my wife don't.
- 1:21:18Speaker 9: We just don't understand what's going on at all.
- 1:21:21Speaker 1: We don't. We don't, we don't.
- 1:21:22Speaker 9: We don't know the purpose of it now, you know,
- 1:21:25Speaker 9: I said yesterday, you know my clothes remark that God
- 1:21:28Speaker 9: works in mysterious ways. He really does. Because I really
- 1:21:32Speaker 9: have no idea about this one. But I do know,
- 1:21:34Speaker 9: I do know that we're gonna be just fine. I
- 1:21:40Speaker 9: do know that when it's all over that and we
- 1:21:45Speaker 9: come through the other side of this, whatever God is
- 1:21:49Speaker 9: mysteriously doing, it's gonna be absolutely wonderful. And I'm a
- 1:21:54Speaker 9: g I'm encouraging everybody out there that whatever you're going through,
- 1:21:59Speaker 9: whatever you're situation is, take heart that God gonna get
- 1:22:07Speaker 9: you through it.
- 1:22:08Speaker 1: That this too shall pass.
- 1:22:10Speaker 9: And just like every other thing you've gone through in
- 1:22:13Speaker 9: your life that you didn't think you would make it through,
- 1:22:16Speaker 9: that you had no answers to, that you didn't feel
- 1:22:19Speaker 9: responsible for for every moment you felt like you wasn't
- 1:22:22Speaker 9: gonna make it, don't you know your track record for
- 1:22:25Speaker 9: surviving those times and days is one hundred percent.
- 1:22:30Speaker 1: And that's what we rely on.
- 1:22:32Speaker 9: And even though I'm going through this very public thing,
- 1:22:35Speaker 9: I'm able to come on this radio because of the
- 1:22:38Speaker 9: strength and the faith that I have and tell everybody,
- 1:22:42Speaker 9: I don't care what it is, you ain't got no
- 1:22:45Speaker 9: problem bigger than your God, and we just don't. God
- 1:22:50Speaker 9: is available for you when you have nowhere to go
- 1:22:54Speaker 9: and no where to turn, Folks, you can tuck yourself
- 1:22:57Speaker 9: under his wings.
- 1:22:58Speaker 1: You do know that that He will cover you.
- 1:23:03Speaker 9: It doesn't mean you won't feel the heat from the flames.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: It doesn't mean you won't feel the coldness of the air.
- 1:23:11Speaker 9: But you're gonna be tucked under his wing and he
- 1:23:14Speaker 9: ain't gonna let no harm come to you. That's what
- 1:23:17Speaker 9: I want everybody to get from this. And I'm strong
- 1:23:21Speaker 9: enough and man enough to come on here and tell
- 1:23:24Speaker 9: y'all from my own mouth, this is the.
- 1:23:28Speaker 1: Takeaway from it.
- 1:23:30Speaker 9: Everything you're going through, it is just a test of
- 1:23:34Speaker 9: your faith. That's all it is, y'all. And everybody got
- 1:23:39Speaker 9: their own cross to bear. I ain't talking about my situation.
- 1:23:42Speaker 9: I'm talking about all y'all situations because everybody going through something.
- 1:23:48Speaker 9: I don't care who you are, I listen to me.
- 1:23:50Speaker 9: I don't care how they got it dressed up on ig.
- 1:23:53Speaker 9: They going through something. I don't care how they floss
- 1:23:56Speaker 9: and inflexing with that picture with that filter on it.
- 1:23:58Speaker 9: They going through something. I'm gonna tell you right now,
- 1:24:03Speaker 9: I've never seen more beautiful women in my life. I
- 1:24:08Speaker 9: didn't even know the world had these many beautiful women
- 1:24:11Speaker 9: in it, not to that extent.
- 1:24:13Speaker 1: But let me tell you.
- 1:24:14Speaker 9: Something, when you take off the contour, it knows and
- 1:24:17Speaker 9: the bbls and the eyelashes and the hell it's some
- 1:24:21Speaker 9: people with some problems.
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: Then you can dress it up anyway you want to.
- 1:24:26Speaker 9: But eventually, now you're gonna have to get a relationship
- 1:24:29Speaker 9: with God because God see you for who you are.
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: And that's the other thing.
- 1:24:36Speaker 7: I know.
- 1:24:36Speaker 9: It's hard, trust me how to do when people are
- 1:24:40Speaker 9: doing you and talking about you and beating you up
- 1:24:43Speaker 9: and all this here, But.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: Listen to me.
- 1:24:46Speaker 9: God knows who you are. God knows who you are,
- 1:24:51Speaker 9: and you need to know whose you are and that'll
- 1:24:55Speaker 9: keep your man. I'm telling you, when you form a
- 1:24:58Speaker 9: relationship with God, you with a level of a peace
- 1:25:01Speaker 9: that's unexplainable because you don't want to stop for a
- 1:25:04Speaker 9: second and say thank you to all the good people
- 1:25:08Speaker 9: out there that's praying for all of us on this show,
- 1:25:12Speaker 9: that's praying.
- 1:25:13Speaker 1: For us as people.
- 1:25:15Speaker 9: It's people out there that's actually wishing us well. It's
- 1:25:18Speaker 9: actually it's just once again I keep telling you, hate
- 1:25:21Speaker 9: it's so much louder, but love is stronger. Thank you
- 1:25:24Speaker 9: for those of you that's praying for all of us,
- 1:25:27Speaker 9: for each one of us. Thank you for the encouraging
- 1:25:29Speaker 9: words that you send out from time to time. That helps,
- 1:25:33Speaker 9: But appreciate that and thank you for that. But listen
- 1:25:38Speaker 9: to me when you don't hear words of encouragement. Get
- 1:25:42Speaker 9: a relationship with God, because God will provide you with
- 1:25:45Speaker 9: the level.
- 1:25:46Speaker 1: Of peace that's unexplainable.
- 1:25:48Speaker 9: It's people say to me all the time, I don't
- 1:25:50Speaker 9: know how y'all doing it, man, because I'd have fell apart.
- 1:25:53Speaker 9: Well we not, We not why? Because God got us.
- 1:25:59Speaker 9: God got us, and God got you. All you've got
- 1:26:02Speaker 9: to do is to keep that relationship with God intact.
- 1:26:05Speaker 9: Talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
- 1:26:08Speaker 9: from you, and he's absolutely available for everybody no matter
- 1:26:13Speaker 9: what you're going through.
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: Y'all have a good one today, see y'all to move
- 1:26:16Speaker 1: as God will.
- 1:26:17Speaker 9: Happy birthday, Ricardo prove sixty two years of friendship man,
- 1:26:21Speaker 9: Stay with it dog.
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