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2 Maccabees Chapter 15: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_00]: husband wife do you know what we're doing today and it's so exciting I'm so excited do you know do you know do you know before we get to what we're doing today what we did yesterday yeah actually we did and then I just so you didn't case you missed it I forgot to hit
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I forgot to send it out when I showed up.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I got to post it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So he got to hit the wall.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: At least, like, tonight is where we're recording this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, oh, shit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you're listening to this and you're like, wait, did I miss something?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You might have if you didn't like it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't listen to 14, then, you know, you should go back and you know, because there's something in there, because things happened.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And you missed stuff if you missed it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So don't miss it because Jesus Christ.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, go look at this.
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Dude died.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What did you try to say?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Look, they're okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: First of all, it starts off kind of boring.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You got it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What are you talking about?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Second Mac.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Me's chapter 14.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It starts off kind of boring, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We got, um, we got, um, the fuck was it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It was the meatrius sends Nick in order to go deal with Judas.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because, because out.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: How awesomous is like, hey, I suck and I want power.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So you should give it to me and they're like, cool man.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what we're going to do that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And so Nick and our goes and like, Hey, Judas, and then they like, They become best buddies.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Judas, you are too big.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Let's be friends instead of me killing you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so they become buds.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And announcements is like, hey, Dmitrius, what the fuck man, he's being friends with him over there.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then Dmitrius is like, that's not cool.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he's like, hey, you should go kill them and stuff or do whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And anyway, long story short, of things happen, we get to the end, and holy fuck.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy, and I don't want to give spoilers almost if you missed it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: If you just say somebody died in a very horrendous fashion, like beyond
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was so ridiculous that as soon as we got done, we ran over to find kid and we're like kid, kid, you got to listen to what happened, and kid was like, I'm watching videos and you're stopping and I'm gonna listen to a Bible story and we're like, no, no, no, listen, listen, listen, and we told them the Bible story.
• 2:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, look, I normally had to just do a recap and we move on.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But since I released this late, I don't want to give it away for anybody that might have missed this and move down to the late of episode because holy shit, you can just fast forward at the end of the episode and listen to like the last quarter of it and get the gist of it, you know, like I came, it came out of nowhere and then it was epic, but it was like, what the fuck?
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, anyway, that was second macamies chapter 14.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It sure is book was, which means that today, oh yeah, back to my excitement.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're in this whole thing.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We're ending all of the old testamentalists.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, even the Catholic ones.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Even the Catholic ones.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and so what are we doing today?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We are reading second-maker doodles chapter 15 the ultimate not the panel to mount was the one that you didn't publish Right now this won't be the last episode before we get to the test man But because I will be having a Q&A over chapters 11 through 15 which we need because except for that epic death We kind of don't
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Understand what it was how it names thrown out and a lot of things like run on sent they was just bad There's a lot of bad shit.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It was so many things happened.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It was like they were like oh We only have a chopter look.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We kind of had been wrapped this up and yeah, it was too confusing So we have that Q&A over the last five chapters then I want to do a what were the macadudos is in the whole Old Testament like kind of wrap up sure and then
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I think we'll have like a you're always wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, because that's just good fun.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Can we do those things?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: A contradiction, you're a contradiction.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, yes.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And then we're going to have an intro to the new Testament.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: OK. And I'm very excited about that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Before we get into the episode today, do we want to cover a couple of things because we need when we mention common eye mentioned contradiction to remind me of something I wanted to mention.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So for those of you who are going to mention a thing I want to mention, I think the reminder that our mind of myself up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: For those of you who haven't been over to our website recently, it's been completely reworked.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And there's some really cool features on there now.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So like if you go back into our episodes and you click on, let's just say Genesis 1 through 3.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like our first episode, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You scroll all the way to the bottom of it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: there's going to be contradictions down there that are in that episode from the five viz project and I've imported all these things in there to where they correlate to all of our other episodes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you click on one of those contradictions, it goes to it tells you which episodes relate to those contradictions and which ones are yes, which ones are no or whatever that contradiction is, it tells you where those are.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What you're saying is it's way more research-friendly and useful for students who are studying this shit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, and also we have a sciencey like research thing if you go down to the bottom footer of the page any page on our website that you should check out.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And also you should really go to our 404 page.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So if you go to sacral at isdiscourse.com forward slash 404, it's like the where this page is missing thing, you should check that out too.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyway, you just had so much fun putting it together.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I really did.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I really didn't.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's not done.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm a whole the events pages updated to it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very relevant and good.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I saw all the updates and normally I'm like, oh, yeah, we do have a website.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't we?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, you updated it again, go you and I'm like not enthralled because I don't do that stuff and this is boring to me But I have to say has been put a lot of work into it and it looks really good now It's very user friendly and it's very useful and so I'm giving it the wife enthusiasm stamp of approval
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Thank you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I appreciate that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That being said, are you, uh, you ready to get into second macabees chapter 15 today?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuck him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, let's do it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: All right, we are hopping into second macadoodles chapter 15.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The last of the macadoodles.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The last of anything in the Old Testament.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There's actually a book called The Last of the Great Wing Doodles.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Did you know that?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I remember.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You should though because I've told you I'd be for.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You told me so many things before.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So many irrelevant and dumb things.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, I think you've told our listeners quite a few of those as well.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So yeah, I'm pretty sure I've said it on here before.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: It's why Julie Andrews, the last of the great wing doodles of the really great wing doodles.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a really great one.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The last of them.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: But yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And that's where we're at.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: OK. OK. Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Chapter 15.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: But Nick and Nora,
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  [SPEAKER_02]: you know, this is after that guide off.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what's his name like, Rises or something?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Rises.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Rises.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Rises pieces.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Got it.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: But Nick and Nore, hearing the Judas and his company were in the region of Samaria, resolved to attack them with complete safety on the day of rest.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, oh, not the Sabbath.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: When the Jews who were compelled to follow him said, don't destroy so savagely and barbarously, but give, do glory to the day, which he who sees all things as honored and hallowed above other days.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's y'all way.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: They're talking about y'all way.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Really.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Don't do shit on the Sabbath because you're supposed to take that day to rest and appreciate y'all way.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's God today.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't pick up sticks that day.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Not y'all.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Not God.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Y'all way.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: There's different gods.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not saying that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was killed people for picking up sticks on the Sabbath.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I'm saying don't call him God, call him y'all way.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I definitely am.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You won.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll do me do you.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry, but I will no longer refer to this guy as God.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Because there are different gods and this guy is a petty little bit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But you know what, someone's got to say it because we might have listeners a pop in and they'd be like, who's this y'all way, fucker?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a fucker.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He's a dick.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a dick.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Don't worry about it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll call him a dick all day long.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: What do you want?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Then the thrice accursed wretch asked if you thrice accursed wretch asked if there were a sovereign in heaven who had commanded to keep the seventh day when they declared there is the Lord living himself as sovereign in heaven who told us to observe the seventh day.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Did he tell you or tell somebody thousands of years ago?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that's it, that's it, he replied, I also am a sovereign on the earth who commands you to take up weapons and execute the king's business Nevertheless, he didn't prevail to execute his cruel plan.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I see.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So dude is like, and guess what you've got a king in heaven And that's cool cool cool my guy, but I'm like, he gonna earth and I say pick up your fucking sword and fight and they're like nah
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And Nick and Orr in his utter boastfulness and arrogance had determined to set up a monument of complete victory over Judas and all those who were with him.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: But Macabees still trusted unceasingly with all hope that he should obtain help from the Lord.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He exhorted his company not to be fearful at the assault of the heathen, but keeping in mind that help which in former times they had often received from heaven.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So now also to look for the victory, which would come to them from the Almighty and encouraging them out of the law and the prophets and reminding them of the conflicts that they had won, he made them more eager.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, that's what you do.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You rally the troops, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You're like, hey, never how we want all these fights.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to do it again, guys.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Fight, fight.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This God guy, this y'all way guy, he's on our side.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He might be a dick, but we win battles because of him.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Stand up, sit down, fight, fight, fight, yeah, lean to your left, lean to your right, you know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, uh, way, y'all way.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It feels like a cheer.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, a wave.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, maybe.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And when he had aroused their carriage, he said aroused.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He got them aroused them, and their courage.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He gave them orders at the same time pointing out the faithlessness of their he then and their breach of their oaths.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So he's like, God damn it, y'all need to fucking fight.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And then when they stand up, he's like, see, you don't even fucking believe in your God anyways.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We, I'm putting these away.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hold on.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like that's a little bit counterproductive for like in your troops, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That's a narcissistic bullshit.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, it's a double bind.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: You can't win either way.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, if he loses, then he's got a reason.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, well, because you fuckers, you was your fault.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, yeah, even though I mean you do it right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't do it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You didn't do a good enough.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, or you shouldn't have been doing it in the first place.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Obviously wasn't in your heart or you should have you should have um you should have fought me harder and and said no, we can't fight on the Sabbath or whatever
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, arming each one of them not so much with the sure defense of shields and spears as with the encouragement of good words and moreover relating to them a dream worthy to be believed he made them all exceedingly glad.
• 11:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe there's how the U.S. is going to cut down on their military spending.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're just going to give us God so they can not buy us, you know, weapons.
• 11:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think that's true at all.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, I think they're going to give us God and weapons because have you seen?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I really don't we don't we don't the outfit or military as well as we should.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So I'm just saying like maybe in place of that, you know, like you can't have that armored vehicle, but God, you know.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, we're also maybe like going to do a mandatory draft and I know that they are already.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: extending the age of They earned a mat.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I am Then look at that.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm pretty out.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well, I mean, I we're in a bad spot with regard to Cause NATO's like fuck you.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We're out.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We're not helping you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, well Why would they?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: No, they shouldn't.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not such in this fucking mess.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, cause the whole fucking thing Yes, please NATO don't help us be the bully and bad guy continue to be like fuck nah America you're on your own
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  [SPEAKER_02]: right somebody somebody's got to be the bigger bigger person you know or or the smaller person who's like Jesus Christ I'm not doing that yeah um the vision of that dream was this ready you got ready oh Naya's he who had been high priest a noble and good man modest in bearing yet gentle and manner and well spoken and strained from a child in all
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  [SPEAKER_00]: really good.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's good.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a good good guy.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Good.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Then he saw a man appear of venerable age and exceeding glory and the dignity around him was wonderful and most majestic.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, Naya, say, insert and said this is the lover of the Kindred.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: He who prays much for the people in the Holy City, Jeremiah, the prophet of God.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, we got to Jeremiah in the house.
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  [UNKNOWN]: Hmm.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jeremiah stretched out the the magical Jeremiah this is like Jeremiah the bullfrog guy coming Yeah, like the ghost ghost of Jeremiah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yes, we believe in ghosts now.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, remember all right sometimes we believe in ghosts.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Jeremiah stretched out his right hand and delivered to Judas a gold sword, you know, wow magical sword.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, and it's funny because previously in the Bible, God didn't like gold or silver.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's certain points.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: So that's still holds true with a lot of myths and legends of your plate.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: where wolves, or vampires, or ferries, like a lot of your older myths and legendary creatures.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I think based on my reading of our reading of the Bible, because you remember how they used to be fearful of higher and as well.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, which is another one to me that they're fearful of things at earlier times in their upbringing sort of as a culture because they don't know how to wield those metals as well as other people.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: People are making these amazing weapons out of metal that they're like holy shit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So they're scary.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, the scary, scary golds, right?
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  [SPEAKER_02]: The scary, and then when they learn how to do it, they're like, cool, this awesome, magical.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: We love gold.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Great.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Gold is so cool.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I think that sounds right.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That sounds right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're scared of it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's why it's bad.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're first.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: In my opinion, I could be completely wrong about that, but it's a little bit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that tracks though.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Feels correct.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: That tracks.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: They were also afraid and like a lot of myths and legends, again, with regarding ferries and vampires of moving water.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Fresh moving water like in the movie sinners right at the end The young kid.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I forget his name, but he's the one who was the singer who invited sure accidentally by being such a good guitar player and singer Anyway, yeah, he jumps into the water and
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  [SPEAKER_02]: And like the remit the main vampire guide doesn't quite get them like he kind of slows down a minute and it's believed that it's because he jumped in moving water and like vampires are like x-nail in the moving water
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know if you knew that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't know that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I knew garlic and sunlight.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I wanted to say in some of my states.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, you have to be invited in.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 16:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Apparently, there's a whole bunch of people out there who don't know vampire lore and didn't know that that's a common theme in vampire.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, did you not ever read, interview with the vampire or watch any single episode of Buffy Ever?
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, what?
• 16:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I could see that being the case for somebody.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't understand that person.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: We don't have very much in common.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I do declare.
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm just saying, stop shaking your head at me.
• 16:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: No, you're right, you're right.
• 16:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Maybe they grew up differently from me.
• 16:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 16:51
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love me a good vampire movie.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Blade was so bloody, but so good.
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's beyond us.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of people that are listening are... Oh, my dear.
• 16:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they might be... What have they been?
• 17:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: They've been allowed to.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's true.
• 17:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my gosh, my mind has been stretched today.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I apologize for being so elitist and snobby with regard to your knowledge of vampire lore.
• 17:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, so yeah, just so you know what's common.
• 17:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Vampires need to be invited in.
• 17:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sorry.
• 17:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, I have feelings about vampires.
• 17:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wife does have feelings about vampires.
• 17:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: And zombies.
• 17:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: And zombies.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh my god.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: I love zombies books.
• 17:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm if he owns zombie movies because they're too scary for me.
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: Zombie games and zombie shows like they're too scary, but I love zombie books and zombie comics.
• 17:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Who?
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: But they're they're so scary.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love hating.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: If so, they're scary.
• 17:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: They chase you.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: They chase you and they get you.
• 17:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: You remember when we went to Peoria, Illinois, that one time?
• 17:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh my god, that was terrifying.
• 17:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was terrifying.
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: We went to Peoria, Illinois, for my son was at like karate, a national karate tournament thing.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And so like we don't just travel around.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're not just people who travel randomly to weird cities like Peoria.
• 18:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: So there we are in Pioria and little known fact that's where fluoride was invented oh yeah I forgot like that's the first time I put it in the public water.
• 18:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, sorry So we're walking around the streets of Pioria and we're like so this is Pioria and and Like the whole place is a fucking vibe and it's not a good one at least our experience that night was not like first it was daytime
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: it was daytime but we kept like and we did walk after night it after a dark as well.
• 18:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: But remember there was like nobody there like the streets were empty.
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: They were and the karate tournament was not that big.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: People we did see did look a little bit like zombies.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: They did.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was creepy and also and also the scariest part.
• 18:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: We saw like
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: a whole crowd down at like the pier along the lake or whatever and we're like what's happening down there and whatever but whatever water right water again and we're like oh there's all the people what's going on and so we get closer and closer and we see that it's like cordoned off and that there's police and we're like what the fuck is happening and yeah there was a dead body in the water
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're going back to our room now.
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: We did.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: We high tailed it back to the hotel room.
• 19:35
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're like, it is scary.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm sorry, Peoria.
• 19:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's probably you guys had some lovely, you know, buildings that we saw.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll be honest.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll be honest.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't remember the building.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: There was that one church where we saw it was really beautiful.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure you're right.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sure you're right.
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure you're right, but that was not my takeaway.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 19:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It was, it was a very scary experience for me, and that is what I took away.
• 19:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: It wasn't that scary.
• 20:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: Just because of my personal baggage was on base.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 20:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: And it felt like a zombie experience.
• 20:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Sure.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 20:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sorry.
• 20:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, you brought a P.O.R.A.D.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was my fault.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay, okay.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Anyways, magical ghosts in one of my- I'm going to talk about P.O.R.A.
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: in the middle of a podcast.
• 20:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, that's definitely a best-selling podcast right there.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look, I'm always up to talk about any story in my life ever because I just love talking about things.
• 20:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: And one of my personal models is that catastrophe now makes a great story later.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 20:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I love enthusiastically telling new things.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Seth way, I would love to hear from like our one pure fan out there.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, explain.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's why, well, okay, that's why I was apologizing like I'm sorry to pure.
• 20:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: I like I don't mean to impune what might be a great city like I recognize that that experience was mine alone and that the city's probably great outside of that one time that I went there that one night that one thing happened.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, I'm sure it's fine.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sure it's fine.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Would I go back?
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't know, maybe with a crowd, but I look, I don't know.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: There's other cities I would want to visit first.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: But having said that, I would want to visit Pioria before I'd want to go back to Texas.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: How about that?
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's fair.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: So anyway, the magical ghost of Jeremiah stretched out his right hand and delivered to Judas a gold sword and in giving it a dressed him thus.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Take this holy sword a gift from God, y'all way, with which you shall strike down the adversaries.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 21:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, that did not happen in first macabees.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: I could tell you.
• 21:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I'd be a little weary of this because a cold sword is going to be kind of a soft sword.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like cold of soft metal.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you mean it's cold?
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's cold.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if it's cold, play that that's that's one thing.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Or do you mean like maybe just a handle?
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if it is really cold, maybe just scabbard.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: God really better be in this sword because otherwise it's probably just piece of it.
• 22:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Otherwise God doesn't know what he's doing.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just going to bend a lot.
• 22:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm really sorry to tell you this, but if God gave you a sword that's actually just made out of gold, that might mean that once again, your God is a puny God who doesn't know what the fuck.
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: He certainly doesn't know much about weaponsmithing.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or geography?
• 22:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that too.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's it.
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: We learn that way back in the beginning.
• 22:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: He don't know what the fuck he's talking.
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, no.
• 22:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Being, oh, he also doesn't know science like at all.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 22:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like at all.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think he would since he created it?
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: He did he, did he?
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean hypothetically, if he created everything, you know that he had to have created science.
• 22:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: He didn't create, um, what, what was the wisdom?
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: Remember, because she was the bitch in the corner, Wisdom, that he did not create.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: He did not create her.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, yeah, specifically said no.
• 22:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I'm like, oh, damn, like we had a whole conversation about that.
• 23:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: So he didn't create everything.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: There are some things that exist outside of y'all way.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: So and Wisdom is one of them.
• 23:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the land and not.
• 23:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know if he created that or not, it's just didn't seem like he did that.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you know, whatever.
• 23:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: He's like, go over there, get out of here.
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's very, it's very touching.
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go as to what he did and what he didn't do.
• 23:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: I don't think he did a lot.
• 23:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think he was just a little local deity guy.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 23:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: He got blown out of proportion.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 23:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fucking Christians.
• 23:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: Being encouraged by the words of Judas, which were noble and effective, and able to incite to virtue and to stir the souls of the young, madly courage.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: They determined not to carry on a campaign, but nobly to bear down upon the enemy, and fighting hand-to-hand with all courage, bring the matter to a conclusion.
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, if they're fighting hand-to-hand,
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: for that matter.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I mean, hand to hand combat, I think usually it does entail weapons that you hold in your hand as well.
• 24:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think that's false.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think hand to hand combat means weaponless.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: When you say hand to hand combat, that usually means just like boxing and punching and stuff, or like wrestling.
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I that's not how I've ever interpreted it, but hand-a-hand combat, I get the specific meaning of it, but that's not how I've ever known it to be used.
• 24:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Usually when someone is referring to hand-a-hand combat, there are bayonets or there are something else involved.
• 24:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: I protest and I think you're wrong.
• 24:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 24:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I'm going to look this up because it matters to me.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 24:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: Hand-a-hand combat, make a note.
• 24:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Courage, blah, blah, blah.
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Courage, because the city, the sanctuary and the temple were in danger for their fear for wives and children and furthermore for family and relatives was less important to them.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_02]: But greatest and first was their fear for the consecrated sanctuary.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_02]: I mean, look, basically what's happening here is they're like, I mean, I hope my wife makes it, but goddamn, this temple better last.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I got a pick one or the other.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: I will fuck this couch in this temple all days at JD Man's.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: Allegedly.
• 25:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Allegedly.
• 25:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just just for the record.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hand-to-hand combat.
• 25:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, hand-to-hand combat usually does not mean just hands.
• 25:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just means close-quarter fighting between people and it can include punches and grappling.
• 25:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Elbows, knees, kicks, throws, holds, chokes, sometimes knives or short-range weapons.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Depending on that context.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_02]: So, but not swords.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_02]: It said knives, but not swords.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: It means close up with your hands.
• 25:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, but close up in this day and age is anything where you're not dropping a bomb on somebody.
• 25:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm I'm going to say you're wrong still.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: All right.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: That definition sounds very wrong, but it's not that's how I've always I said that before looking it up and that the looking it up still specifically says weapons no the only weapons involved are nice or short rain weapons to be non-contractives or short like short a sword is not short range.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: It really is, it really is, it's just definitely not long range.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Unless you're really looking through it really far.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: I disagree with you.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_02]: I think you're wrong.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just tell you, I've never heard of you used in just hands.
• 26:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That like ever.
• 26:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, I think you're wrong.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: But anyways, these guys were like, fucked the women and children, saved the sanctuary.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: And I think that that says everything we need to know about them honestly.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: Also, those who were shut up in the city were in no light distress being troubled because of the encounter in the open country.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, yeah, their faiths depend on what happens, you know?
• 26:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, they were all scrolling Twitter, back when Twitter was Twitter for updates.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, go get up on that hill.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: See what's going on.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and oh, light your fire and do a smoke alarm.
• 27:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, let me know what's happening.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: when all we're now waiting for the decision of the issue and the enemy had already joined battle and the army had been set in array and the elephants brought back to a convenient post and the cavalry deployed on the flanks macabees perceiving the presence of the troops and the various weapons which with
• 27:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: with which they were equipped and the savagness of the elephants holding up his hands to heaven called upon the Lord who works wonders knowing that success comes not by weapons not weapon that sent so the gold sword is fine yeah not weapons right
• 27:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: good because I put it down because it was too heavy yeah but that according to how the judge the Lord judges he gains the victory for those who are worthy also I don't even have to try it's just yelling in the zone people for not being worthy earlier so I guess it's not going to be them interesting
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: and calling upon God, he said this.
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ready?
• 28:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm ready.
• 28:14
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 28:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: You, Osovereign Lord, y'all way, sent your angel in the time of King He has a Kaya of Judea, and he killed of the army of Sinasharab as many as 185,000.
• 28:28
  [SPEAKER_02]: Remember that?
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: So now also Osovereign of the heavens.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: So now also Ossovereign of the heavens, be always, send a good angel before us to bring terror and trembling.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I was God or whatever, I would be like, my God, I gave you a cold sword, I already sent an angel.
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck?
• 28:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck do you want?
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was already there the last fucking battle that you called you.
• 29:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Call me every time, I'm getting a little sick of this, man.
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: This, it's not up to you, I don't have to.
• 29:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I don't want to, I'm God, I'm busy.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because we come in too much for a problem down there.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm busy being in the future where they have Netflix.
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: just don't even know.
• 29:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just sent a flood.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I could like map the next two hundred years.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
• 29:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: Through the greatness of your arm continued my dude.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Let them be stricken with this may who blasphemy have come here against your holy people.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: As he finished these words, Nicanor and his company advanced with trumpets and victory songs.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 29:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: But Judas and his company joined battle with the enemy with invocation and prayers.
• 29:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Please God, please God, please God, please God, please God, please God, please God.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fighting with their hands and praying to God with their hearts.
• 29:50
  [SPEAKER_02]: They killed no less than 35,000 men.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: Damn.
• 29:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Being made exceedingly glad by the manifestation of God.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I see.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: So God manifested, huh?
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I apparently.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kukukukukuk.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: When the engagement was over and they were returning again with joy, they recognized Nick and Nora lying dead and full armor.
• 30:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm, Nick and Nora dead.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: Then there was shouting and noise, they were already excited because they won.
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 30:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what?
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It reminds me of the men's hockey team and cash betel, like pumping up and down with his arms and spray in beer, and somebody puts a metal on them, and, you know, they're all just, they're growing it out.
• 30:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 30:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what's happening here.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then, and then, they turn and they see Nick and Norse dead, and I guess even more about he.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's crazy.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: Then there was shouting and noise, and they blessed the sovereign Lord in the language of their ancestors.
• 30:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yay!
• 30:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: We won!
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: We won!
• 30:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Everything is groovy.
• 30:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: He who in all things was in body and soul, the foremost champion of his fellow citizens.
• 31:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: He who kept through life the good will of his youth toward his countrymen.
• 31:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yahweh.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Right.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Ode to that, Nick and Norse had be, oh God ordered this.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: God ordered that Nick and Norse had be cut off with his and an arm that they be brought to Jerusalem.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: Cut off his head and cut off his and an arm.
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because we like to display how, you know, because we're nasty because we're nasty.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're nasty.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: We're blood thirsty, brutal, and nasty.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they did there was in this in Psalm as they danced in blood.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I mean, you know, yeah.
• 31:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: there's not much coming back from that.
• 31:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: These guys are gross.
• 31:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm sorry.
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're just always gross.
• 31:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: When he had arrived there and had called his countrymen together and set the priest before the altar, he set for those who were in the citadel, showing the head of the vile, Nicanor, and the hand of that profane man.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: with which with proud rags he had stretched out against the holy house of the Almighty and cutting out the tongue of the impious nicken or who cut out his tongue.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: He said that he would give it in pieces to the birds.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_02]: To the birds with your tongue.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: and hang up these rewards of his folly near the sanctuary.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: Okay.
• 32:23
  [SPEAKER_02]: So I saw a bird feeder a few days ago, actually was this past weekend, that was so cool looking.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: And now I decided I never want a bird feeder ever again, because I'll always imagine Nick and Norse tongue in it, and that's gross.
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: But most birds I mean like there's birds that eat me for sure like you got no I know stuff like that But generally that and not the ones that are bird feeders that I know but like that's seed that's always going to be in my brain now that Nick and Norse tone yeah feed it to the birds yeah
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: They all looking up to heaven, blessed the Lord who had manifested himself, saying, blessed is he who has preserved his own place undefiled.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yay, no fuckers got in the temple.
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some of our wives might have died.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some of our kids might have died.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Some of our own soldiers might have died, but nobody got into the temple.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: God is great.
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: He didn't sound like we killed anybody in the town, so.
• 33:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: God is great.
• 33:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: mean, if God was so great, we wouldn't have had to fight in the first place, but whatever, he hung Nick and Norse head and shoulder from the Citadel.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's very godly.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: A clear sign evident to all of the hope of the Lord.
• 33:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: That is not what I would be thinking when I looked at it.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: I would be thinking, y'all so fucking nasty.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: They all ordained with a common decree to in no way let this
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, there's another holiday, okay.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: But to mark with honor, the 30th day of the 12th month, it is called Adar in the Syrian language, the day before the day of Mordecai.
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: Didn't we we covered this in the last one that there's day at the day of Nick Norse on the back there but it's not like it's not celebrated anymore Yeah, oh, I forgot and they did have his and yeah, we did a whole thing about Hell was the big hand right The full game hand yeah, and how you got to put your head out right it's just different context.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's all yeah, and it's it's the day before the day of mortikai
• 34:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, it was something something.
• 34:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, but that you could use a calendar and you could figure out what data is every year.
• 34:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, and we were going to celebrate the Good to learn.
• 34:36
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good to know our day.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: We never remember to do that.
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, no, I'll have to remember.
• 34:41
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'll have to look up that episode.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: So I can remember what day it was some day we'll get all of our things and we're going to that we say we're going to do down.
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, actually do them
• 34:49
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, well, we have more time to make a whole book about what we're going to do.
• 34:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, this then, having been the account of the attempt of Nicanor and the city, having from those times been held by the Hebrews, I also will hear, make an end of my book.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh, I whoever I am.
• 35:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, who's who's book is this.
• 35:10
  [SPEAKER_02]: Suddenly we're in first person.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 35:12
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: I am writing this shit down.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I who.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: If I have written well into the point in my story.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is what I myself have desired.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_02]: But if it's poorly done and mediocre.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: This is the best I could do.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_02]: That literally what it says.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: Fuller as it is, this tastes full to drink wine alone, and likewise to drink water alone, while the mingling of wine with water at once gives full pleasantness to the flavor, so also the fashioning of the language delights the ears of those who read the story, here's the end, the end.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's such a weird way to end.
• 35:53
  [SPEAKER_02]: I was by you did it good, but if I didn't, well, the fuck ever.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_02]: I'm not really curious who wrote this book, like that needs to be part of our, all I need to know is that whenever I do write a book someday, this will be the end, this having been blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and if it is poorly done in mediocre, this is the best I could do.
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_02]: I did the best I could, you fuck fuck you're good readings rating.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Either it's specifically God saying that or literally it's admitting humans wrote parts of biblical texts.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Well, yeah.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, no, I'm just like people love to say that every they're getting the Bible is God's word, and then even Catholics will say that, you know, like so like obviously, that is not God.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: If it is, he's very,
• 36:52
  [SPEAKER_02]: If you didn't like it, you're welcome to try your You go start your own block.
• 36:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: You go right up Bible, Jesus.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is really bad.
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: And then the Mormons were like, Challenge accepted.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: And scientists were just like,
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, starting all we're using this entire draft is trash.
• 37:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: We now know that a trash draft is acceptable Yeah, so it doesn't even matter what we fucking raise billions fish on anything no fucking matter
• 37:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just put up pamphlets and say that we're right, that's all.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: And there's a million dollar buy-in or whatever.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: That makes it, yeah.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Obviously, that's what you gotta do that.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, um, that's, that's it.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_02]: That was second.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: That could do.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: The next chapter, the next chapter of the Bible that we're going to be reading is Matthew.
• 37:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's a new testament.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know.
• 37:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're going to be in the New Testament very, very soon.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: That's very exciting.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_02]: It really took me a minute to get there, to get the excitement.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: But I have the excitement now.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm pretty excited myself.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm like, wow, now we're now we're in like pseudo relevant stuff.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_02]: I know that our friend and listener Furn will be excited.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_02]: They have been bitching about this for the last year.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Discord, yes.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: When are you ever getting into the New Testament?
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_02]: Furn, we are getting to the New Testament.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just like two or three more episodes, and then we're in it.
• 38:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yep, so.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, thank you all for joining us.
• 38:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if we did a great job, then, you know, thank you.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: If we didn't, then it's best we could do.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: We did the best we could do.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know what, that's a lie, though, because did we?
• 38:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Regardless, thank you.
• 38:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: We'll see you next time.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Mm-hmm.
• 38:42
  [SPEAKER_02]: Bye.