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No Latency - Ep.54 Kats in the Barracks · No Latency

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Last time a no latency, they'll have a big, a on a, we all have
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a very specific brand of shoe. All right.
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Well, if you could tell by their Pumped Up Kicks, and let's do
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it. Exactly how fast is too fast.
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Oh, he ran away that piece of shit.
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Wait, I was thinking maybe thrown an aid in there.
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I am in the middle of all of them, huh?
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All right. I brought in / / and try to do a
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backflip away. Retro York Shield is engaged,
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right? It's gonna be real loud.
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So you might want to cover your ears.
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Ears with your swords coward. Fire in the hole.
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You can do it buddy. Wait there's more train it's a
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lot more tree. How many wheels are gonna have
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to kill a lot? Most likely goddamn weave with
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anything like the Steve's so sorry.
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I just touched your hand that's fine just mad I got a hangnail.
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So you unlocks the door to the next car.
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What do you do? Walk in a sauna asano.
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You're really just going to walk in.
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Yeah I have an idea. Should we listen to the door
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already? Do we know what's going on on
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the other side? Yeah, we didn't.
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Alright, let's listen to the door, tell me what, tell me how
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you're feeling door? We're here to listen, you know
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know whatever asks, thank you so much.
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Honestly, I just feel really, really unseen people just go
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right through me. I love this open up.
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Jeb, I just opened up a job. I love this role-playing as the
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door. They literally.
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Are you into Roswell? It's not jammed.
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This clearly is just an accent and this is just a door, but
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don't you? This is in the deeper.
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This isn't the future and all things have ai as we've Known
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its canonized from with Jeff. Is he doing?
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Do I have to write that down as a side effects, but I feel like,
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I'm not quite sure. You'll yell, Billy's are going
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to just sit around. I'm going through this door.
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Ted, I am just trying to listen to the door.
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Well, I rolled a 17 year old, is he Teen, and you hear a few
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voices on the other side of the door pretty distant.
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But more than one. Okay, I have an idea, I'ma send
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in my agent, do a little bit of a scout around, okay, your
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agent. Yeah.
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And my reach into my jacket. I'm going to pull out my duck.
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Mama Miller could see bridling up darsh Ali, open up the door
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and I'm going to let Mama. Mama didn't raise.
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Yo, what the hell is that? It's Mama mallard.
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My duck before iona's be BFF, mr.
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Smith Stoller and turned her into a box.
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Oh my God. She is adorable.
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Slow Rickett. Her haven't you taken damage
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today? I have, but my mother is also a
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scotchgarded her before we came out.
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So she's fine. Oh, so the bullets just graze
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just slide right off of her. Back.
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Okay. Scotchgard works for all crack,
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Remy. Where did you get this duck
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initially or do you want the whole story?
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Well, no I've seen the box. I just need to sort of where you
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were keeping it well and has. Mama Mallard already made it
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through the dark on the other side of the tree islands off
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doing a little Explorer. Yeah, so Mom valid I found my
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Mallard at a pond one day. And that Mama was part of my
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Halloween costume, right? Member because I duck on my head
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for a while. Yes, I do.
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Remember. That's why it's some point.
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Your be BFF stole by mounted and turned her into a box machine.
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One point, what are these letters?
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You're using? Be BFF big best friends forever
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but all right. Yeah.
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So anyways well, I was really depressed about losing my
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Mallard and then, you know what, Ping out of the goodness of
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their heart. During Christmas time, found out
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who stole my mountain and then me and this Kick-Ass group who
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didn't, you know, like, treat me like crap and call me names and
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think I was crazy. Went ahead and helped me rescue.
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My Mallard kick the shit out of a bunch of construction workers.
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Lock one inside of a porta potty at one point.
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Destroyed a Veterinary place. That was actually a Taxidermy
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Place telling you, he thought he was Santa.
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So it was it was all kinds of nuts.
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So you went on a side quest but also sounds like a very
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ungrateful of the friendship that we've given you.
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So you got, how does that story? Is there something that I
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misinterpret action? Yeah, he loves that Doc and he
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makes it so that I have to live with it.
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And it's terrible. I hope it gets shot and Ice.
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Well, the docs Mac, the dark returns.
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Damn God, damn it! I'm a mallard.
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What did you see? I'm amount of looks up at you.
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You did a good job. Mama Mauer, and I appreciate
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your help. My Mallet looks up at you and
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quacks quack quack. Hmm, interesting.
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Don't like back at the dock. Uck jab.
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I'm sorry. I sometimes do that was Sloan
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and I think it, I think slacks it.
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So I thought maybe bubble, mailer, bad luck?
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Don't you Mom L? Don't you?
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Oh yeah. I'm a mallet.
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Gives you the side-eye. Oh no.
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All right, she's an angry duck. What is that's creating a nice?
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You said about the reproductive system?
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Do you want to roll to work out what that means?
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Well me and Mama Mallard have such a connected pass.
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I would have thought that I could understand what they mean.
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Either quack. But okay, not you rolled 19 in
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conversation. Yeah.
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Yep. What you deem from this is Mama
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Mallard went into the next car. Didn't go into any rooms because
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it doesn't have thumbs. Yeah, I'm returned and you
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didn't hear anyone go. Oh, it's a duck.
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So, that's important. So they're not paying that much
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attention in there for sure. My Mallard couldn't count, how
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many people were in there because they can't camp at me
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can't count past three. But obviously, there's more than
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three in there, that's very funny.
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It's not funny. They have a counting problem so
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I'm gonna go into the room. Alright, so I do you got in the
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room? You walk into the next car.
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After the train and it's the barracks and kitchen and you're
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in a hallway as you walk in to the hallway.
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It's empty, everyone, it's empty.
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It's why no one freaked out about a duck.
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Can the duct and die? Mama mama did a fine job Sano.
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All right I'm just mad because my Mallard you know it your soap
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so yeah and now it's ships everywhere and it smells like
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shit and Bubbles to in its disgusting.
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Well I don't think it smells that bad.
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It smells like lavender. Because that's what you use the
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soap with. And that's your fault for
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leaving gelatin and lavender out or bomb, our to eat, okay?
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This is gonna poison my duck with your stupid.
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So did love that. I'm telling, I'm pulling my gun.
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Oh, Jesus, listen. Listen, shut the fuck up.
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There are people on the train. We have to get to the front of
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the train and I don't want to argue about a duck.
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Okay. Okay, I'm killing that duck.
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You've gone quackers, so that's a lot of noise.
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I need everyone to roll a stealth.
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Check the fair enough. Everyone passed a stealth check
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you all did very well. However, then Del rolled a Crip
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26 and they press themselves up. Against a vending machine.
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And they put their hand up, right?
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There's a console right here. Next to the door, is a little
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screen, says inspection console. It lets you see into the next
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room. I found a thingy girls.
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Thank you so much. That's very, very helpful.
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What fun? It's a console that inspects.
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It's an inspection console as you seem to the next room.
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What do you mean? All?
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Inspection Castle, Miss. They're all right, I guess I
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will go. And check it out.
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All right, on the screen. You see that inside, there are
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three dudes. Wow.
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They must be not very observant if they didn't hear us yelling
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the other side of this wall here, the train is kind of loud
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as well trainers. So it looks like to Grunts and
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over you. Is that a real you to Grunts and
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a cardinal Colonial tenant and Lieutenant.
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Thank you. Those same as the last joke, a
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bunch of grenades and you sure you want to waste your grenades
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before we get all the way through the end of the train.
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I know lots of credits. Also, this is a Barracks.
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What if this explosives in there?
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Does the scanner thing show? Explosives perception.
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Roll perception. See if you can see explosives on
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this, tiny camera screen, 19. You do not see any explosives on
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the screen, you do see that one of the vending machines has a
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grenade in it. Those are practically
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bulletproof. That's fine.
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Yeah, if it explodes it all kill the guys better.
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So it sounds good to me. I have an idea.
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I just made a couple gas grenades.
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Maybe we toss one of those in. Let him fuck up a bit.
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Well, knock them out. No, but I got some of that I got
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to smoke grenades from before and I got some kitten catch
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that. I just keep get randomly you
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finding on people and I could make some kitten catch gas
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grenades. I mean probably not gonna knock
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him out but it'll probably fuck him up.
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If you desire to do that, I will not stop you then yeah, I do
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that. Really?
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Yeah, I've we've already proven that.
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I've already been able to are allies the kitten catch before
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for when we went into the bank, right?
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So, I'm going to use that same ability that did before to make
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the smoke grenades in the kitten.
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Catch grass. Yeah, kitten.
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Catch. Gas grenades.
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Sure. You can.
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Some kitten catch grenades. I will say you did have the
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ability to vent things before you saying that make your
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grenades, by all means momentum or you'd have to roll today.
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You didn't make me roll last time, huh?
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Sure now, that's cool. You get to do.
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All right. Well, what you gonna do?
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Okay, wait. So I know you have a pretty good
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perception in there. Did you see anything that looked
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like a venting ability on there or something?
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On the console that allowed you to vent the room?
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I will look but probably because we're in a train like a window.
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Sure, there's got to be a window.
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See, a wake up, you rolled a 13-4 perception and I I rolled
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under that. So yes, there's a window.
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Okay, there is a window your plan sucks, retro, you don't
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know that yet. I will gonna waste a surprise
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opportunity and not throw grenades and throat useless
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getting catch. Fun, do your plan?
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Well, now you're gonna be pouty about it.
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And you have is a little salty. No, no.
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You go ahead and Do you know what, if you're gonna complain
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about your fries in here? That's back at home.
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If we if we keep talking about this so please you go ahead
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fine. So yes, stupid plan.
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Yep. Yep.
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You can tell from where the window is in there.
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Right from where the window is. Yeah.
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From where it's not a pointed out where the window is in
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there. Yep.
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Okay so when I'll toss it in there we give it about two,
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three minutes, right? If they come out, we blast them
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at that point. They don't we open the door and
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you shoot that window first. Thing that way.
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We don't hit it. Have it hit us now.
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That's good. Planking, get a little
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ventilation in there. Yeah.
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All right. Ready, I'm ready.
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Okay I toss them both kitten. Catch grenades into the room.
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The door was locked. The next door, right?
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Can we unlock the door with the panel?
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Yes. Wonderful.
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Well, unlock them in then. Lock the door again.
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You can lock them in. That's brilliant.
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Actually wait. Now that I think about it.
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Why would just disable the lock-in period and just leave
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them locked in there forever? We don't even do anything.
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Yeah, we could, you can throw it, do your plan.
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Throat, can catch. Maybe they'll become cats and
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then we can lock them there forever as Apps like it,
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beautiful, ask cats. So unlock door, open the door,
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partially toss them. In close the door, blocking dot
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right role for it. Ooh 19 very good.
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Your throat just one. Yeah just one for now.
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No. No.
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What pocketbook will do but we'll grab.
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Oh, okay. You throw to kitten catch
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grenades inside and they I want that area is saturated.
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Yeah and they they're they're locked in a room now, surrounded
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by kitten catch so that's going to affect them and you lock the
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door. So you don't get to know what
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happens. I'm a mired of the door.
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I mean, you could look on the screen I guess.
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But I'm here, I'm looking at the screen and the screen is filled
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with pink smoke. Well, looks like they went off,
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that's so cool. So we just move on or do we
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really need to kill the Clones? Let's Move on.
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There's no closure. 30 clone in there, so, and I'll collapse the
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screen. It says, there's like weapons
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and stuff in there. We have a lot of weapons
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already. Okay.
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Well it's not like it sounds like the DNS definitely put this
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here to prepare us for something.
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And as a player, I can say, fuck you DM, I'm moving on, I could
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say that I think it right to his face.
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If only there were a DM in this real-life situations are
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currently has an area of that were happening.
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I would have the freedom to say, fuck you.
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Do we need any food? There's a kitchen upstairs?
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No. No, but actually, you know, I
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could go for a bat up. I haven't eaten since gosh, I
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don't even remember the last time that I ate to be almost
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double e. Honestly, I don't think in this
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whole time that we've been friends.
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I don't, I can't recall a single time we've ever eaten anything.
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I've never been explicitly mentioned that I've eaten
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anything, that's not true. Having plenty of people.
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I take that back. I'm little that's eaten at
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fault. Then you can we go to the next
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car? This is a Weird episode of all
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right. Yeah, so weird episode.
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I feel like there's a time for Urgent.
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I'm hungry. I'm going to the kitchen.
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I'm gonna check out the next card or then I'll stay with
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Sano. Jeb.
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Are you going to the kitchen? No, I'm fine.
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I'll go to the kitchen. Come on, man.
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We gonna go up the stairs near the back of the front of the
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train. Let's go to the back.
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One, seems easy enough and go back over here.
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All right, roll a perception check
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21. As you're just about to open the
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hatch, you open it just to crack and you see Feet, arisaka Shoes
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and chef shoes. The shoes of a chef.
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What do those look like Vans and like white slacks?
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Cuz they're non slip because they're in a kitchen and you
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don't want to slip close that won't shut.
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You might want to tell the others that there's more arisaka
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people up in the kitchen, okay? And then Del returns to
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everyone, it's more akasaka, dudes up in the kitchen, more
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akasaka. Sorry, I'm just nervous.
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It's okay. I get it absolutely every time.
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Would you like to kick care of that song though?
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How many are there retro? How many are there?
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I saw one pair of arisaka shoes and one pair of chef shoes.
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I don't know what that number was correct.
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Yeah, that is wrong. So three.
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He might be giving us false until on purpose.
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We don't know. Okay, that's easy.
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We'll just send a couple people in their old, kill him real
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quick, and I'll come back down Me and me and me and Hannah can
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do this. Okay.
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And Seth yeah, depending on their position by.
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Yeah, I'll take the front stairs and Hannah heads to the front
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stairs. I'll go to the other one.
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All right, Romy, a stealth check and I will as well 16.
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Nice henna rolled a 20, mmm. I know.
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All right, Kendall, you just made that as they rolled.
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A 15 noise. You come up stairs there.
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That was Ken, the whole Silo and say that as you come upstairs
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silently. You see three guys.
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One lieutenant and two assassins and their surrounding.
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A chef, who looks kind of nervous.
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What are they saying? Who are your them?
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All right, so tell us how we can turn this microwave into a bomb.
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I know, I don't know how they did.
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I just know that this place was Fucked up.
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And one of them points a steak knife at the neck of the chef
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you were here. I know we've read the reports
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tell us how he did it. It was Retro Retro to death.
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Maybe we need more people that unanimous now.
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Forget. All right, I'm going to motion
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over to Hannah that I'm going to shoot a grenade and she will go
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in and stab anybody. Just left, you're gonna kill the
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chef. Yeah.
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Fine. I will go and stab.
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The grunt Tenon will stab the other ground to then we'll take
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on the big guy together. That's cool.
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I like that. Do you know until they
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simultaneously? Sure to see if you can use both
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of your second attacks to attack the third.
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Dude, that would be sweet. Yeah.
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Right. So, rolling attack.
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Sort of sex. Yes, this is plus 3 S upon T 2.
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Nice. You rode really well, but you
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get 21. Yeah, you're all 21.
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And so did henna and so you're perfectly in sync, you come
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forward and you get a surprise attack on each of the grunts
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causing roll. 18:18 nice double sixes out of success fit, so you
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roll double sixes causing 36 damage and your sword goes
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straight through the chest of the grunt niggas.
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The other tip of the sword cuts, the side of the neck of the
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second grunt behind the chef, the chef freaks out and dug the
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rest of the damage that Hannah does Cuts up this other grunt as
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he gets a Visser, ated from behind and both of the grants
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fall to the ground, the lieutenant looks at Both and
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pulls out two swords. You have one more action?
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We both try to slice through his chest like and then like an X
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formation sick. Both like from the bottom up.
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Yeah, that's pretty cool. Go for it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool.
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It's like it's a big deal and that's it.
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It's because I create this be cool.
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Holy shit. You do crap.
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Yes, be cool. Yeah, their vision is enough,
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you create, which means even though Hannah didn't roll
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enough, they now do tell me the call.
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Wait, this guy dies. Nice.
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So we kill them off guys and then we both been down he gets
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out of sorts but it's too slow and we both he stick up our
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swords into his chest and Exposition both twist and pull
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it. Apart blood splatters everywhere
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is tour solve his guts fall out. and he falls to the ground, the
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chef, on the ground gets covered in lodz and got Sorry sorry.
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Thank you for saving me. But Jesus Christ.
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Yes, no problem to pick up, be okay.
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With Corbin. Chef but this is fucked up,
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goddamn it. I mean, this is a person Scott's
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very different super different. Do you have any information on
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what arisaka is doing in the next couple trains?
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Well there's some downstairs, we tend them.
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Well we gave them kitten captured and locked the door so
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I assume they're pacified or we should you did what that's what
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restaurant did. Who's retro doesn't matter?
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Do you have any information? Well, I know that they've got
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that new grenade that red was working on downstairs and and my
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souffle fell because of all the noise.
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I'm sorry I didn't the next hall.
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There's like a fuck ton of arisaka.
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A fuck ton. Yes.
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With a capital, A of hmm. There's a computer downstairs
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that lets you turn on all the the Disco lights and see through
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the cameras in the next place. The skylights it's the whole why
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disco lights first we have a party.
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What are you square? It comes to you coming out at
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all. What if somebody has a birthday
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D'Artagnan we're going to put on a little bit of a show come down
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with me and help my friends figure out this and seeing the
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other arm Chef sure. The only one here.
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So, come on. Okay, then comes downstairs with
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you. Meanwhile, as trips, I know is
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coming downstairs. I'm just going to talk with
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Jeff, you know, Jeff I think both me and so no.
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Have you know, really started to mature and kind of growing up a
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little bit. Now, typically, we just be going
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out and just killing everybody that's in a way, but this time
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we just let those guys just get gassed in there, not be even a
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problem anymore. I think we're doing better with
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their bloodlust, you know, that my buddy but y'all gotta keep
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all that. Domestic dispute to the hole.
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All right? You can't bring that out to the
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workplace. Oh wait.
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So know who you got there. So sauna on your way, back down
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from the kitchen, Hannah was walking to the back of the, of
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the train. They stepped on a hatch.
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Yes. So there's a hatch upstairs to
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the barracks, which to the next room?
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No, into the room is alone. Oh, so what?
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Into the room that you through the smoke grenades.
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Interesting. So we could solicit with the
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weapons that the the train God's really want us to have.
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If there is a latch and front top of this one made, there
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might be latches. And top of the other ones as
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well is there are hatches on top of some of the train cars.
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Yes, it is how we have traveled from some of the train cars to
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other train cars from the second floor to the first.
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Yes, but there's not a hatch from the second floor of this
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train car to the first floor of the next train car.
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Yeah, I'm saying that in future train cars, could be happy or
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hatches. Okay.
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Why are you saying this? Like I'm stupid.
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I'd rather not say, okay. So what's the plan here, folks?
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You look at the other room, please.
25:33
This chef says that you can do that from the panel.
25:36
Sure, which panel is it? What on the door?
25:39
All right, I'll check it out. Oh, you mean looking into the
25:41
hallway? No, that's in the computer room
25:43
in the barracks ol. The one that's filled with
25:46
potentially deadly gas. I guess I did lie in its more
25:51
hallucinogenics trucks. Yes.
25:54
Well they've definitely been in there for at least five minutes,
25:56
so they're probably fucked up by this point, Jeff.
26:00
I guess we're gonna go plan being you ready?
26:02
Sure. Open her up.
26:05
I'm going to Get to the back of the train car like where we
26:09
entered. Okay, I'm just going to stand
26:12
back. I'm just going to cross my arms
26:14
and stand back there. Thanks all right.
26:17
Open the door and then stop Blaster.
26:20
Bye-bye. All right, you blast open the
26:22
door and it's filled with pink smoke.
26:26
Do you remember where the window is?
26:28
We're going to find out if this role Romeo perception check and
26:31
the Rami a gun check, and what gun are you using?
26:35
Moves my heavy pistol. So if I miss I just shoot again,
26:39
nice. Ah, you remember where the
26:41
window is? There it is arm.
26:43
It was exactly where it was last time and I shoot 20.
26:49
You hit the window and it's just like a vacuum.
26:53
All the smoke just got right out of the window and it looks like
26:57
in cool. But what also happens is a
26:59
picture from the wall at rattles off because and slaps on to the
27:03
window, shutting out the sound. Outside.
27:07
The room goes quiet again and in the room are three Rs.
27:10
Acker agents on all fours, yowling.
27:17
Here kitty kitty here. Kitty kitty kitty.
27:22
Oops. Oops.
27:24
And the to crawl, I'm calling them.
27:25
Yeah. They're all, they're all coming
27:28
towards I owner and one of the grant starts to try and rub
27:31
against your leg. I'm I'm taking out of out of the
27:36
side pocket of my jacket. I am taking a pill bottle and
27:40
I'm rattling it and I'm trying to get all of them to come out
27:45
right the lieutenant. It's being a little more
27:47
stubborn. It seems that there Kitty
27:50
Persona is a little bit of a loner starts exploring.
27:56
I'm going to open the previous train car and just shuffle them
28:01
out into that one. All right.
28:04
Rami human perception. Aren't their cells in there.
28:06
Can we just put them in those cells?
28:08
It's fine. I just they're fine.
28:10
I'll just blow some of it that wears off.
28:12
I got a tuna fish sandwich, all I guess, I guess I will take
28:14
them. Oh yeah, if you sit on the
28:16
lieutenant, Um, okay. Yeah, I use the tuna fish
28:19
sandwich that I got to explore the lieutenant.
28:21
Can we just kill them? Bearcats on?
28:24
Oh no. I killed the cat Steve's.
28:27
You didn't need to that is also yes.
28:29
I'm sorry luring them into the cells in the previous room.
28:34
Both of the grunts just a bay you they don't get back into a
28:37
human mind at all and you lead them into two of the cells in
28:40
the jail and lock them in. What about me and my tuna fish
28:42
sandwich. Did you roll human perception?
28:45
That's enough. What are you trying to do to
28:46
this guy? I'm going to take the tuna fish
28:49
sandwich. I got for a while and I'm going
28:51
to open it up and I'm going to use it.
28:54
Lead them also to the cells like Iona, all right, you lead him
28:59
into a cell and lock them in Easy.
29:00
Cop, a toss of the sandwich too. Yeah.
29:04
He starts to munch on it and the to grunts are like, they're just
29:12
screaming. Oh my God.
29:15
Yeah, you close the door and a cap.
29:16
And now you are free to explore the barracks.
29:19
Let's do it. Let's go.
29:23
There's enough rooms for each of us to take one and I will wander
29:27
in and go to the the back far left.
29:31
Are we sleeping? No.
29:34
I'm searching take a little catnap, as will everyone Romeo
29:41
perception? Check Jade, you lucky
29:44
motherfucker, I have very high perception, you have very high
29:49
perception and your old 21. So, as you open the door to the
29:53
top left room, you see the lieutenant?
29:55
That is sitting there in wait with a gun and you have enough
29:59
time to do something about it. So I showed him as you open the
30:02
door, you see a types of a shadow on the wall, you pull out
30:05
your gun and your all 24. You definitely hit him roll
30:11
damage, 11 damage, that does a decent amount of damage.
30:15
You've caught him off guard, and he hides behind a bench in the
30:19
room. It's not much cover at all.
30:22
You can you shoot twice with that?
30:23
It's only one. No, it's all right.
30:24
It's a it's a high Precision Gun that does not do a lot of damage
30:28
and is also very slow but it has very good Precision but it hit
30:33
good, it hit. Ways it are nearly always hits
30:36
and I'm going to shut the door. Oh, smart!
30:40
Nice. You shut the door.
30:41
And now you know, that there is a guy in there and he's a little
30:43
damaged. Well, there's not like a window
30:45
out of that room. Is there not that?
30:49
You know. Okay, so careful opening some of
30:54
those stores are. There is a lieutenant in this
30:59
room? Did you lock the door?
31:01
No, I'm holding it. Shut currently dr.
31:03
Dark I think it locks from the inside, it's a Barrack.
31:07
I'm just throw a grenade in there.
31:08
What if there's things that we want he will.
31:14
If you open the door, we can all just shoot at them but it's
31:17
true. I'll shoot it really cooks.
31:20
Just one person is necessary. We're not going to all crowd
31:23
into this one corner, so take out my sword.
31:26
Fine, open the door. I'll Stanley.
31:28
I opened the door for him. Okay, I stabbed On up to the
31:34
door Romy. Evasion me.
31:38
Yes, use on a roll evasion. 18 I'm also right there.
31:42
I liked it because I it did open in word.
31:45
So the lieutenant he rolls a crit and rows of five so he
31:49
misses badly his gun jams as the bullet like flies past both of
31:55
you completely missing you both and there's this silent moment
31:58
where he's like oh fuck and so I know this is your opportunity to
32:03
kill him. Just thank you for all your
32:05
support and Tony 525. Yes, that's a, that's a good
32:08
hit. Their role damage.
32:11
Good one there by 11 plus 11 damage, 14, 14 damage, because
32:15
of my, well, that's spot weakness.
32:17
Yeah, he dies, you cut him in half.
32:20
Yay, and I pushed the door, open a little bit more, and I kind of
32:26
a kind of push him to the side with my foot.
32:29
Is there anything in this room quickly?
32:32
There is 500 Eddie's. and, Is it started to pull quick?
32:37
What? What what, what?
32:38
What? What 500 at ease and one
32:41
grenade. Okay, great.
32:42
I take them and I shut the door again.
32:45
I have a grenade for you. I was thank you for me.
32:48
Sorry, I just, I can't really have got a Grenade.
32:51
That's fine. That's fine.
32:52
I you can I didn't want to do you want this one?
32:55
Jim, I would love it. Thank you so much.
32:57
Okay, I love her nights. You know that everyone knows
33:01
that about me, you can have it. I'm the great.
33:03
I love your nights. All right.
33:05
Do you check the other rooms? Yeah.
33:07
What about mine inside? You find a uniform. 400 Eddie's
33:13
well, the 30 perception. Yeah, I'm getting to that.
33:17
Hold on, find a uniform. 400 Eddie's and a permanent
33:21
Deployable cover. When you say uniform, do you
33:24
mean arisaka or deserts? As in?
33:28
There's four of us, and there's 400 Days.
33:31
I imagine so those 400 Eddie's in there.
33:35
There's a desert steam uniform and there is a Deployable cover.
33:38
It's like a box. You jam it into the ground and
33:40
it opens up into cover. You can shoot from here is the
33:43
Deployable cover re Deployable not like, okay, so you just goes
33:48
in and it's okay. Cool.
33:49
Cause you still wearing my half Shield?
33:52
Yeah. Okay.
33:53
You want it back? No, you're fine.
33:55
We should be okay for now as long as I don't get shot below
33:58
the waist. Well, I got the boiler will
34:00
cover so that way. Don't get shot below the waist.
34:02
Now, for one time only for one time only.
34:06
I, I generally am not in the way of fire, so go ahead and keep it
34:12
for now. It's my job.
34:13
Oh, you could give it to Van Del bundle needs it.
34:16
Hey Govinda. Okay.
34:18
Nice. Luggage over their shoulder.
34:19
I'll deploy it, where we need great.
34:21
And I will put that on their notes.
34:23
Great, I trust them. What are the rooms are you
34:26
checking? Well, no.
34:27
One else is checking another one.
34:28
I'll just go down the line. All right.
34:30
I will also do that because I have good perception.
34:33
Excellent. Also, I'm giving my shotgun at
34:36
the ready. Just in case sounds good.
34:39
Yeah, I'm kind of in the second door.
34:41
Prepare to win, unless you kill, whoever they open.
34:43
So I'm just ready to see if so standing in the middle being
34:46
like this. Yes.
34:49
In the second room, you find a mini gun with two big blast
34:52
shots because it's literally just sitting on the bench.
34:55
You're all 29. So you get one more blush.
34:57
If you want cf3 shot, I got another minigun.
35:01
Awesome. No way.
35:04
Are you serious right now? Yeah.
35:07
Ah, God, I love me to guns. I mean, not as much as I love
35:11
Great Heights, but I love me. Some it again.
35:14
Jade, you find a bar of gold weird last.
35:19
So a bar of gold was in the bank.
35:22
Is there anything on it? Is it actually a note?
35:25
Just the first thing is, I would think of it's a pretty honking
35:30
chunk of gold. It's worth of light.
35:32
Pretty honking shock and goes, it's melted.
35:34
Like actually is a bars are just rented and Scott Brent on the
35:37
top and everything. I leave it.
35:39
You leave it? Yeah, okay.
35:41
And I check the next room in the Next Room.
35:43
You find a broken electric whip. BDSM a honor.
35:46
Yes, that's the one retro. You find you find to trap
35:55
grenades. Hmm.
35:56
A trap grenade is an object. You throw it, a person, and it
36:00
binds them into a pool shhhhh. Pretty cool.
36:02
Wooop these feel like a jab thing because Jeb loves grenades
36:07
love, do you find a grenade over there?
36:09
I got to grenade. You got my shit, Mike here you
36:13
go. 100 Eddie's, yay. Here's to trap grenades, the
36:17
Eddies are mine. Well, you know what?
36:20
I appreciate that. Thank you very much like very
36:22
much. So yeah, the chef comes in and
36:25
he's like chewing a piece of Jackie.
36:26
So you're in that room right there, there's a computer.
36:29
That's how you turn those disco lights on.
36:31
I was stealing the samurai guy. By the way, this is not tomato
36:35
sauce. This is human blood.
36:37
Oh shit. Jeb you're out.
36:39
I'll resist torture drugs. No gambling is Jeb.
36:43
Just going to start licking his uniform by now the only skill
36:47
that I know exactly where it is. Always seen so many times the
36:53
15. And although, you are fond of
36:55
the smell, you do not have to eat.
36:57
It smells pretty users. A little bit like tomato sauce
36:59
tonight. Fucking weird.
37:02
Well, you know. Yeah, I'll go into the room to
37:06
check out this computer. You got the ring nobody's in
37:09
there. Is that one enough?
37:10
Thank god. Let's check out what this
37:12
computer can tell me 20. All right?
37:15
You found everything is EV was 19.
37:22
Thank you. Orangey Jesus.
37:24
So you found our in Jesus. There in Jesus you found access
37:27
to the cameras in the next Hall. So you can look into the next
37:30
room, you found 600 Eddie's, you can transfer to your own account
37:34
as a one-time Eddie address and you found access.
37:39
To the turret that is in the hole.
37:42
It's only loaded with one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow
37:47
this opportunity comes once in a lifetime once in a lifetime.
37:50
Yo, and it is a riot grenade for when the boys get a bit too
37:55
much, so it doesn't kill, but it'll definitely help.
37:59
I'm, I sneak, I like not sneak up but I am directly behind you
38:03
Remmy. Yeah.
38:04
Yeah. Could you fix this?
38:07
And I am I holding Anna. Electric whip.
38:11
Yeah, I can try to fiddle around with it.
38:13
Someone want to go ahead and I like press the button.
38:15
It's like this is a pretty rare, that's why it
38:34
needs to be fixed. Yeah, I can go ahead and fill
38:37
around with it. See if I can get it working.
38:39
Someone else want to go ahead and do some Intel while I do
38:42
that until on what? Well, we got full access to all
38:46
the cameras in the hall. Oh, and I cannot break them
38:49
rest. Yeah, we can shoot a riot
38:51
grenade in there. You can make them hacking into
38:59
the camera. This is actually I own a play.
39:06
I was fucking kidding. You think I know how to work a
39:08
computer? It's already unlocked.
39:11
Everything. You just have to press the area
39:13
where you want to go. Oh, is it a touch screen?
39:16
My time as a touchscreen, okay, I thought I touched the, it's
39:20
like Five Nights at Freddy's where I just click on the room,
39:22
right? Yes, Okay, it is.
39:24
But yes, I click on the room. I'm a boomer with technology, I
39:29
think and you see the room and inside the room, you see a lot
39:36
of guys, there are three years or so many guys Grunts and two
39:42
left hands. Looks like this room might be a
39:46
doozy next time on no latency.
40:07
Should be functional now. I'm sorry.
40:10
Do you think I know how to use this?
40:11
You gave me a pregnant ass grenade here.
40:13
It's called a track foreign aid. We're excited about this one.
40:18
You want to come with us for me? And Jeb, I'm gonna give you the
40:21
RC car with the Claymore Mine on it, and I push back on the desk
40:26
and my chair rolls backwards and I get up, I pulled my gun.
40:29
You guys are all so we can't hear you Jeb because the music
40:34
so loud. So, So you can on your own?
40:36
Yes. Do use it now?
40:37
Yes, use it now then Del back away.
40:41
Okay, well Lord Almighty. Thanks for cooling the off,
40:44
buddy. You got at least six seconds
40:47
until your next shot points. The gun down at Rue and takes a
40:50
shot. There was a to that's growing
40:53
Jeb falls to the ground bleeding profusely.
40:57
Oh there's oh did you not hear me?
40:59
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41:01
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