Latest / The Steve Harvey Morning Show / Cutty Buddy System, Food Protection, Fountain of Youth, Big Dog VM and more.

Transcript

Cutty Buddy System, Food Protection, Fountain of Youth, Big Dog VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
• 0:05
  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit, looking back to back down,
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: giving them like amazing bus things and it's not me
• 0:20
  Speaker 1: true good Steve to mother, stay, don't join Jo. You
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn hur you got to turn to
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: turn them out? Got the turnout? Then turn the water
• 1:47
  Speaker 1: the water y'all come come on your thing, huh. I
• 2:03
  Speaker 1: show will a good morning everybody. You'all listening to the voice,
• 2:07
  Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Yeah, I'll do. Took on me
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: what I said. But I do like I say always.
• 2:18
  Speaker 1: It just is a constant reminder of how good God
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: has been. So my question to you is what's stopping
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: you from having the life that you want? What's stopping
• 2:29
  Speaker 1: you from having the life that you want? I know
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: a lot of people who have given up on achieving
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: the life of their dreams, but I know they'd still
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: want them if they could get to them. But they
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: just allowed to settle for so many reasons. So who
• 2:50
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to is you today? What's really at the
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: core of stopping you? What is that? Is it your
• 2:58
  Speaker 1: friends or your associates. Is it the fear of what
• 3:02
  Speaker 1: you think somebody else will think of you if you
• 3:05
  Speaker 1: decide to change. Is it what I used to call
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: the call of the while? Is it the fact that
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: you keep thinking that the thing that you're doing that's
• 3:14
  Speaker 1: providing you these momentary moments of pleasure that really ain't
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: really good or healthy for you. You don't want to
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: stop doing that because you've got just a little bit
• 3:25
  Speaker 1: more something else you want to do. I call that
• 3:27
  Speaker 1: the call at a while. You know, it's just out there.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: Them streets is calling you, Them lights is calling you.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: You know, them girls is calling you. Them guys that's
• 3:35
  Speaker 1: on the wrong side keep calling you. You can't seem
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: to make a decision by the right guy. You keep
• 3:41
  Speaker 1: picking the wrong guy all the time. What is it
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: that's stopping you from having the life that you really
• 3:47
  Speaker 1: want to have? So whatever the reason you're choosing, that's
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: the reason that's stopping you from having the life that
• 3:54
  Speaker 1: you want to have, it's no good because at the
• 3:58
  Speaker 1: end of the date, here's the real deal. See, God
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: is available, and God is available for all of us,
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: and God has a plan for all of us. And
• 4:07
  Speaker 1: God wants to vary best for all of us. That's
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: the truth of the matter. So now what we're gonna
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: do to get started having that life? First of all,
• 4:17
  Speaker 1: if it's your friends, I want you to understand something.
• 4:20
  Speaker 1: Your friends can't save you. A lot of your friends
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: offer no real help for you. Most of your friends
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: don't have the answer themselves. I mean, it's just a
• 4:30
  Speaker 1: wide range of reasons. And misery love company. So usually
• 4:34
  Speaker 1: when your friends are in a bad position, they kind
• 4:37
  Speaker 1: of like company in that bad position. Your friends ain't
• 4:41
  Speaker 1: going to church. You're gonna be their friend. They don't
• 4:44
  Speaker 1: really want you to go to church. You know, your
• 4:46
  Speaker 1: friends don't pray, so why would they offer up prayer
• 4:50
  Speaker 1: as a solution to you. You know, your friends don't
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: really really get the fact that if you treat people better,
• 4:59
  Speaker 1: people would treat you better. So what's that? So your
• 5:02
  Speaker 1: friends are a lot of times the reasons, you know,
• 5:06
  Speaker 1: to peer pressure of what and then the thought in
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: your mind of what they're gonna think once they find
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: out I don't do what they do anymore. Who cares
• 5:14
  Speaker 1: what they think other than you? I mean, really, you
• 5:19
  Speaker 1: can't let what somebody thinks if you stop you from
• 5:23
  Speaker 1: having the best life you wanted to have. If I
• 5:25
  Speaker 1: went by that theory right there, I wouldn't I wouldn't
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: even be on this mic this morning. I would have
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: never become a stand up I would have had I
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: listened to the people around me who clearly told me
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: when I quit my job to pursue this. Boy, don't
• 5:40
  Speaker 1: you quit your job? You got a family, Boy, don't
• 5:43
  Speaker 1: you do this. You ain't got no bit dad, ain't
• 5:45
  Speaker 1: ain't no security in that. Get yourself a job, Go
• 5:48
  Speaker 1: down here and get your brothers, go to work over here.
• 5:52
  Speaker 1: I heard all of that. I didn't let that stop
• 5:55
  Speaker 1: me from pursuing this. Why would you allow that to
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: stop you from pursuing your relationship with God so you
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: can have the best life you could possibly have. You
• 6:04
  Speaker 1: gang bang because they've convinced you that this is the
• 6:07
  Speaker 1: family situation and love that you don't have, and they've
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: convinced you that this is your only way, your only
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: source of getting over And then you drum up these
• 6:19
  Speaker 1: ignorant reasons man for staying with it. But they sound
• 6:23
  Speaker 1: so good when you're listening to everybody else you're surrounded
• 6:27
  Speaker 1: by telling you why we gang banging while we're holding
• 6:30
  Speaker 1: this blockdown? Why we slanging this thing here right here?
• 6:34
  Speaker 1: Why we're letting it go like this here? You keep
• 6:36
  Speaker 1: listening to them when all in your heart of hearts
• 6:40
  Speaker 1: you know this ain't right, you already know, but you
• 6:43
  Speaker 1: allow that form of the call of the wild, that
• 6:48
  Speaker 1: wanting to be accepted by a group of people who
• 6:51
  Speaker 1: trying to get you to accept a way so you
• 6:53
  Speaker 1: can further they progress. To even prove that you worthy
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: to be around them, you got to commit some type
• 6:59
  Speaker 1: of crime to even prove that you're worthy to be
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: around them. Then when you get busted on the crime,
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: what happens to that where your family had? Now they
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: don't come down there to see you because guess what,
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: they can't turn an idea to death at a law
• 7:14
  Speaker 1: enforcements center. So now your homies can't come visit you.
• 7:17
  Speaker 1: And then you know your family back out here, they
• 7:20
  Speaker 1: ain't taking care of your family because it's all about them.
• 7:23
  Speaker 1: Then you learn that what is it to stopping you
• 7:26
  Speaker 1: from having a life that you always wanted to have?
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: What is it? Why are you a repeat offender? Why
• 7:33
  Speaker 1: do you keep checking yourself back into that institution? Why? Man,
• 7:39
  Speaker 1: why won't you get it together? Why won't you give
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: God a try. Why won't you disassociate yourself? Why would
• 7:46
  Speaker 1: you continue to be a part of a revolving door
• 7:49
  Speaker 1: system and becoming the farm system for these institutions that
• 7:53
  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing for you? But you keep going back
• 7:56
  Speaker 1: in there, and then every time you go in there,
• 7:57
  Speaker 1: and then your little homies or your gang banging, little
• 8:00
  Speaker 1: silly little friends try to make you think that's a
• 8:03
  Speaker 1: badge of honor. Therein't no badge of honor. Man, that's
• 8:06
  Speaker 1: one mode. What's one more scratch on that record, That's
• 8:09
  Speaker 1: one mold, That's one more nail in that coffin. That's
• 8:13
  Speaker 1: one step closer to that third strike where you ain't
• 8:15
  Speaker 1: gonna ever get out. It's one step closer to that graveyard.
• 8:19
  Speaker 1: You keep on. Why would you not give God a try?
• 8:23
  Speaker 1: Why would you not go and see what your life
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: could really be? What is it that's stopping you? Because see,
• 8:29
  Speaker 1: I got news for you. There's nothing like waking up free.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. There's nothing like waking
• 8:37
  Speaker 1: up with the joy in your heart. Now, if you
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be free, get the joy in your heart,
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: the satisfaction of knowing that you accomplishing something with your life,
• 8:47
  Speaker 1: help somebody behind them, bars, get in the program, show
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: these young cats when they come in a better way.
• 8:52
  Speaker 1: But don't you dare sit there man and just ride
• 8:56
  Speaker 1: it out, and man, just go and get the full
• 9:00
  Speaker 1: It's life that you can have. What you know what
• 9:03
  Speaker 1: it feels like to wake up and be on your
• 9:05
  Speaker 1: way somewhere knowing that you have something to accomplish, that
• 9:08
  Speaker 1: you can change somebody, that you can stop somebody from
• 9:11
  Speaker 1: going down the roads you went down. It's a whole
• 9:14
  Speaker 1: lot of ways to make your life better. But why
• 9:16
  Speaker 1: would you not go and have the best life you
• 9:18
  Speaker 1: can have? What is it that's stopping you? Really? Really?
• 9:23
  Speaker 1: So you think that Satan really has your best interests
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: at heart. That Dela thing your mama kept telling you
• 9:29
  Speaker 1: about praying, you wasn't listening. It was you. But you know,
• 9:32
  Speaker 1: it ain't ever too late to get back to that.
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: It ain't ever too late to turn around, It ain't
• 9:38
  Speaker 1: ever too late to get your life together, it ain't
• 9:40
  Speaker 1: ever too late to seek God, and it ain't ever
• 9:43
  Speaker 1: too late to pray. Don't forget to pray, don't be
• 9:47
  Speaker 1: ashamed to pray, and don't be too proud to pray,
• 9:50
  Speaker 1: Because prayer changes things. Prayer change people too. I'm a
• 9:55
  Speaker 1: witness to that. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
• 10:04
  Speaker 1: let me have your attention. I am talking to everyone
• 10:08
  Speaker 1: today who has ever had the aspiration of becoming a millionaire.
• 10:18
  Speaker 1: All if you've ever had the aspiration of holding a
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: full time job, these are the two groups that I'm
• 10:27
  Speaker 1: talking to. Anyone who has had the aspiration of holding
• 10:31
  Speaker 1: a full time job and anybody who has had the
• 10:35
  Speaker 1: aspiration of becoming a millionaire. This show is dedicated to
• 10:41
  Speaker 1: the two coldish groups on planet Earth. You dig, Welcome
• 10:46
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. What group you in,
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: Shutty Strawberry, I'm in both, Steve, Thank you very much.
• 10:54
  Speaker 1: Colin Farrell, God, let's get it, Junior, I got five jobs.
• 11:01
  Speaker 1: Tell me I ain't trying, nephew, tire me every day.
• 11:05
  Speaker 1: I'm hustling. I'm trying to be in there. Guess up
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: for you. Oh you ain't. I ain't in this servant here?
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: You got something I got I got somewhere else. I'm
• 11:23
  Speaker 1: head ain't. Nobody asked me that, So we just throwing
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: it out, y'all. That's my two favorite groups of people.
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: Anybody that wants to work, and anybody want to be rich.
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: I love both of them people because you ain't got
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: to be rich to be my friend. Because I gotta
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: tell you something. None of my friends are rich. Do
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: you know that? Really? Man? None of my well I
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: got one favorite friends really, I mean my friend friends,
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: I mean my real friend oh, real friends. Ninety nine
• 12:00
  Speaker 1: point nine percent of them are not rich people. M
• 12:06
  Speaker 1: But but what about running in those circles, you know,
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: the um like minded people and birds of a feather
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: flock together and all that. Yeah, that's all. They just
• 12:17
  Speaker 1: business acquaintances and associates. We make some money together, we
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: do some deals together, we go to dinner together. You know,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: we pull for each other. But I don't. We haven't
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: been through enough to call them friends, you know what
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: I mean? Really? Yeah? Well, you know what, remember back
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: in the day when Oprah and Gail that their friendship was,
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: you know, so popular and everything. It still is now.
• 12:41
  Speaker 1: But back in the day, Gail was Oprah's friends. So
• 12:44
  Speaker 1: Oprah gave her a million dollars so she could be
• 12:46
  Speaker 1: a millionaire. Two remember that. I don't feel that way
• 12:53
  Speaker 1: like that. No, Well, junior, junior, me and you we
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: co workers, and I'm more like a mentor. You are
• 13:01
  Speaker 1: you can't buy money from me and called me ste
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: We are here, no never will be okay, but what
• 13:16
  Speaker 1: have we learned? Right here? We ain't rich? And hear you,
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: he's not opening, We're not gale. Excuse me, Thomas Miles
• 13:27
  Speaker 1: is rich. I'm nephew, Tommy, I'm nephew Tommy. Wow, I'm
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: I don't never know what he All right, We'll have
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up right
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: after this you're listening show. Right now, it's time for
• 13:47
  Speaker 1: the nephew to run that brank back. Raymond in the closet,
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: Steve's all time favorite, right greatest in the damn prank
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: Get you all right, let's go catch up. Hello? Hello, Herry?
• 14:17
  Speaker 1: Who the can you hear me? Yeah? Bad? Who's there?
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: This Raymond man? Speak up? I can't hear you. Who
• 14:23
  Speaker 1: this this Raymond man? Speak up? I can't hear you.
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: Who is this Raymond? Raymond? Raymond vond is my sister
• 14:33
  Speaker 1: Veronda brother? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man? What's up?
• 14:38
  Speaker 1: Somebody them broke in the house, taking the house right now.
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I'm in the hold on hello, hold on man, damn
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: I badly can he what you're saying? Somebody that what
• 14:47
  Speaker 1: somebody them broken house? I want to hear you whispering,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: because they're in the house right now. I'm wait a minute,
• 14:55
  Speaker 1: wait a minute. You're saying somebody the broken the house
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: and they steal in there. Somebody the broke in the house.
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: I'm getting the house now. Hold on, Wait a minute.
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: You're saying, somebody that broke it to your damn house
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: and they steal in there. Yes, what you're doing? See
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: nothing there? Why you ain't call the police. I'm in
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm trying to
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: get somebody to hold on, hold on, well, I don't
• 15:19
  Speaker 1: know what to do. Man, you're saying, somebody in the house,
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: in your damn house? White? Nah, okay, wait where you
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: live at? Where you live at? I'm hold thirty six
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: straight because I'm at thirty two and a half. You
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: know what, hold on, I'm for the call. Lord, n't
• 15:38
  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait man, you know what what?
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute? Don't call the police. You see your
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: to the hold somebody for nose? You know, people going
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: to kill you and you talking about you don't want
• 15:50
  Speaker 1: them arrested. We got some illegal stuff. Now, don't call nobody.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Don't wait a minute. Wait wait nah, you're saying hold on,
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: you're saying, don't call the damn loss. You have to
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: go to the house. Don't call them week they got it.
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: That's a Nickels in the hold doing. Man, what Man?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: You know what is bad? Do you know what you're seeing?
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: Your something there? That's probably why they're in the house.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: Now you have set you up in the house, got
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: you in there and there that's I guarantee you that
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: what you what you got in there? And you know what, man,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: best thing to do even do the people in your
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: house right now you need to jumpers. Let me call them. Man,
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: you need to let me call the damn low because
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now you can't get don't
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: do that. I'm gonna put you know what, man, I'm
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you, don't call them. You will say that now.
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Now, I get called a loan,
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call the long hold on, I get my
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: wife the call right now, don't call the police. Don't
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: call them because it's too much legal my wife. Man,
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: but I'm gonna teall you something. Answer I can't do it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Thank da't for to go down there. Now. I'm gonna
• 17:17
  Speaker 1: tell you something. I could call this food. Tell me
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: don't even call the damn low you know what, man
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: looking good dog called. Be honest with you. I'm I
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go down there. I'm gonna tell you right
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: there now, you know what. The first thing I'm gonna
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: tell you now, Now, I ain't gonna take my down
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: there first of us. They may be tapping my damn
• 17:33
  Speaker 1: lying and I ain't got to do with this. You're
• 17:36
  Speaker 1: gonna get Listen, man, look, I could call nine one one.
• 17:42
  Speaker 1: They didn't. Look, go ahead and call them because you
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: know what, you're gonna get your kid down there, and
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: they don't know who you are. Man, you know what?
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: And I ain't gonna stare on this want you so
• 17:51
  Speaker 1: they can find out, you know what, don't It's like
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: call the lot. I ain't getting that. I ain't man,
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: you must get damn fool. I ain't gonna get an
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: out one. So I'm gonna tell you what you can do.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Got I call the law if they had my wife.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Right now, you know what. You may not like it now,
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: but you appreciate me later because you know when you
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: gonna get your monk heads Waiting a minute, Wait a minute,
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: just west, But I think, damn side, I think, man,
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: you know this is some crazy got you to set
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: your I'm gonna call you stop up for one. Don't
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: get what I say. Sitting up my damn low damn fool,
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: you better keep your month haads in that closet. I'm
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, you're a damn fool. You
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: walk out because i'mnna tell you not, they show gonna
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: kill your stupid man. You know what. I ain't gonna
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: lie to you. Man. The only thing I can tell you, damn,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: I'm called a law. You're gonna go down, and I'm
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you not. I ain't going down with I
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: don't know why you really even call me unless you
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: want some help, because I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: I ain'twer to jump of the eyes myself nor my
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: damn family over yours. Only thing I could do I
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: can help you out in one way. I'm called the law. Now,
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: my wife's got a cellphone. What you want me to do?
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: Will you can get me. You must be a damn boot.
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: I'm he ain't going down. I ain't going you know what? Man?
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Look look, I can't get in there, and my wife did.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: I to count the police. I'm gonna kill you right now.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: They could have come, can't you can you? Can you
• 19:14
  Speaker 1: hear me? You can hear you? Your damn mouth? Shut up?
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: Shut up? Can you shut your damn mouth right now?
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Shut out? I don't know when
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: the height that's why they shoot the shot him. Don't
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: peek out that damn dope. Can I say something? Man?
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: You need to shut your damn mouth. This is Nephew
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: timing from the Steve Harvey Morning showing you know what.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: You just got pranked by? Man? Y'all Just you go,
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: y'all sock dirty? I do damn well, man, do you
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: just got branked by your boy? I'm sweating like hey,
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: sit up in this damn hall with drawn Oh man,
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: you sit up here. I want to play with man.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Look at here, boy, I'm sweating like here. Why are
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: you sweeting? It was from the dock because I damn
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: sing know when to come down to the house. That's
• 20:16
  Speaker 1: the show. I know you weren't coming to them. I
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: heard it in your voice. I say, Okay, you know what,
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: he ain't coming to get me. Man, I'm gonna be
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: here right now. Man, I might need to take off
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: for work. Board in here. Hey, let me ask you something, man,
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest radio show in the land. K't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with that
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: other that nephew Tommy with It's crazy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, Okay, we'll be back. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, Jay and Junior are here
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: with some pointers for people. Okay, So no matter what
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: you're into, whether it's drinking alcohol or smoking legally, now,
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: this is how you know when you've had enough and
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: it's time to what put put it down down? Yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: it's time to put it down. Okay. When you got
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: your light on your phone, your light is on your
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: phone and you're looking for your phone, it's time to
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: put it down. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's absolutely true. It's
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: in your hand. Junior got one, yeah, and all mine
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: is real. I don't care if he is listening this morning,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: but this is what he gonna stop. Uh look here, Uh,
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: if you if you stayed drinking. Oh eat, but every
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: time you hear a police siren, you grabbed me. Put
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: your down. You don't need to drink this, No bo,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to tear my clothes. Look police, but I'm
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: not going to sit here with duties with your uncle Jake.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: He know who is put it down? Okay, all right,
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: it's three o'clock in the morning. You're throwing out of
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: trinking to make Thanksgiving dinner and it ain't even Thanksgiving.
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: It's time to put it down. Time. It's just Tuesday. Yeah,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: he he gonna know. If you say what huh in
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the conversation modified time what, it's time to put it down? Yeah,
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: you're right, huh what what what huh? I got one?
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Here we go. If you like what you're smoking on
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: both ends, it's time to put it down. Lighting on
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: both ends. Yeah yeah, yeah, you got one up. Okay, Hey,
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: let's tell you something. If I come over your house
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: and I walked up stairs and you playing PlayStation and
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: you got the headphones on dog, whatever you is, you
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: do it, it's time to put that down. You stick
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: it down. You talking to her head says put a
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: place that you control in your hand. You smoking. You
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: know what just happened with a friend of mine? If
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: you drive it. Yeah, and we just said that this
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: light and it didn't change greens three times? Yeah we
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: still Yeah. But staring at the witch, you get time
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: for you down down you you decide to debate good
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: cake and you waiting for the cake to be done.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: You got all the ingredients in the pan. But what
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you did when you stuck it in the dishwasher and
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: you're waiting, Yeah, yet it down? Put it down. You
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: don't need the boat. Yeah I got if you don't.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: Got hungry and you didn't decide it. You want some
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: pinto beads and you're soaking them and you just get
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: them spoon and sit down and started eating. Down. You
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: got to quit smoke. You got let me take you something.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Don't take something right now. If you come out the
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: bathroom and your fath towel don't make it to the
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: other side. You come out told about Hey, somebody called me.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: Hey man, it's time to put it down. You'll show me.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Don't need to be that damn pay We can't see
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: this all right. You get the work, You get the work.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: You have to go to the restroom. And you find
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: out you got on three pair underwear. It's time. What
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: happened there? I don't know, but you got three pad roles.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: But you told somebody out. If you live in Chicago
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: and it's one below zero, that's cold, yes, and you
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: standing outside with the cigarette smokers and all it is
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: smoking a cigarette, but you're smoking your own. You're doing
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: weed instead of a cigarette. You got to go. I'll
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: tell you. I'll tell you what if every time I'm
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: sitting alone with you and you say you hear that, Hey, hey,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: I can't watch the game, figure out what the hell
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: your ass? You get hungry? You you say you hungry,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: and you come back at the kitchen and you eat
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: macaroni straight out the box, straight out right. It goes
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: to those pencil beans from earlier. If you didn't pop
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: some popcorns in the microtwave, yeah, open it up? Hot,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: ain't all the popcorn? Yeah? And you now trying to
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: down them kernels. That's what I'm on pop seeds. It's
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: over there deally with it. Wow, too much, that's way
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: too much. Okay, I'm dat it right now, dat it
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm sinking U because he keeps doing this.
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: But I'm telling you this. You gotta put this down.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: If I come over there and I see in the
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: front yard and you and your pit bull the same weight,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: both y'all won twenty five dog, you gotta put this down.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: You and your dog ain't scaring nobody. Cut out these
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: hard poses out. Ain't nobody scarking your dog leading you.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: If you stand in you litally your room and you're
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: looking at a light bub and you say the sun
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: is bright today, it's time. All right, thank you guys,
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: that was good time. I'm to put it down. You're
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: listening to all right, Steve, you are the resident relationship
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: expert on the show, no question, uh. And you know
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: there are some folks involved in a friends with benefits situation.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: You know a lot of people you know in those
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: kind of relationships. But there are boundaries, of course, as
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: in any relationship, you should still be honest and not
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: take the situation for granted, though a few mishaps could
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: land you back in the friendship zone with a quickness,
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: of course, And even if the arrangement is super casual,
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: then Tommy becomes the expert. You know, Yeah, yeah, keeper
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: can so here we go, all right, So if someone
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: is lying or not being honest about their intentions. Well,
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: you know it's bad news for you because you know, look,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: eventually all everything comes to light, you might as well
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: if you're just gonna be friends, benefits just being honest. Okay,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: that's the money. Here's the money. Let me hit this.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going I'm look yet, I don't love you, Oh
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: my gosh. I'm just being real about what we're doing
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: and what we're doing. We're both cool with that. I'm
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: honest by my intentions. We gonna do this until we
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: don't want to do this no more. This ain't aboudy
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: no love. Matter of fact, we're doing it from We
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: can't even make eye contact because this ain't love at all.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Don't don't gaze at me, but look at me. Don't
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: look at me, or you look back at me. Don't
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: look back at me when we're in the moment beforeward,
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: don't look back. Don't look back. That's that's in the
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: moment you love. Don't do that. That's just being Yeah,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: that's brutally acting jealous, not allowed good. Uh. You know
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: it's a little tough man when you have have an
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: arrangement and you know it's just friends. For benefits because
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the other person could have somebody, and so being jealous
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: is just so you post being able to play a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: little bit better. Wait your turn. It ain't your turn.
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Wait your turn. I show up with my wife. What
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: is your lip out? That is wrong with you today? Why?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: What is wrong with you? And why is you texting me?
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: You'll see I'm over here. I talked about this. If
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: you walk past me and my wife one more day,
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: you gotta get your lip back here paid for what
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: you got your mom? This boy here? Why? Okay, here's
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: another one. Guys, assuming yes is for ever instead of
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: yes for now, play your position. Well. You know, if
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: if you've agreed to be with somebody for a period
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: of time and you know that's all it is, and
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: that's all it is, you really can't expect no more
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: than that. Nobody always catch feelings and mess every damn
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: bang up. Oh my god, you know, goodness, Dawn, this
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: for six months. You know that, you know we're not
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: gonna last no longer. Ain't no sense and you won
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: that hour Christmas don't go with you. You hain't been
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: to getting out of that Christmas now now, but October
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: we're gonna fade up out here. Oh man, I'm gonna
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: be looking for us to break bread hair ticket down.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: We're been doing that. Christmas is December twenty six. Now
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to deal with it, deal with it, don't okay? Okay?
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Moving on? Uh no, dissing aloud, disappearing acts without explaining
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: what's happening, Okay, I can't do it. Well, you know,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: um it's kind of touchy because you know, at the
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: end of the day, you know, if you say you're
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: gonna be here, no, you should be here. It's an
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: agreement and arrangement that we have, true, Yeah, because if
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: I don't know where you at, you might be outside
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: my damn house and that could get ugly when on
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: vacation with my damn what is you? What? What? What?
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: And no, you don't get a vacation. I can't go
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: nowhere with you. Yes, those are pictures we took. I
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: don't want to hear about the disappear Why did I
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: leave while you was in the shower because she would
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: calling me. I got to go sitting wait on you
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: to get out. We thow with what we was doing.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: The segment is helping somebody. It's all about helping We
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: help man we hit the help. Why I can't get
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: a vacation if she get one? I got facebooks somewhere
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: as we fissed the girl, And why do I have
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: to keep having this same damn conversation. You're gonna miss
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: ground be out disagreement, that's what being you goss around.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: We had disagree then, Okay, when we when we said,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: you know we're friends with benefits, you knew I had kids,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: and you said, you know you would sometimes take them
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: out occasionally. You know you would be nice to my children.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Now you know your friends were benefits and you did
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: say you's gonna take kids out. They kids, you know
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: they have things they go forward to. You got an
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: out of your obligation at least get them to the park.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, gim me your damn you see my profile
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: on Facebook man with kids, your kids men see you
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: also where their kids need to match up up and
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: your kids better not speak to me when they see
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: me out damn it. Running up on before why to
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: go the segment? Right here? Mister, you're listening Steve Harvey
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. It is time to ask the CLO, Steve Harvey,
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer. Here we go and Steve try to
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: keep your composure on this one. Okay, it's from little
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Joe in Lake Dallas, tex Right there. Already don't like
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: you because it sounded like my homie Louis john On.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: You know, we already go ahead with problem. Go ahead,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Little Joe says, I'm in my late forties and i'd
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: love to get your advice on dating women that are
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: taller than me. My ex wife is five nine and
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you heard what I said, and I'm five seven, but
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: the high difference was never a big deal to her.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: We got divorced, and I'm not having much luck dating.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: I prefer tall women, and it's a good thing I
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: have thick skin, because a lot of tall women have
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: laughed in my face and called me shorty. I even
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: tried dating a lady that's five three, and she even
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: said I'm shorter than the guys she typically dating. What's
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: a man to do? Little man? Look at him? Name
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: what Loui? Joe? Lou Man? You know, well, I'm being resort,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: little man. He called himself little Joe. At least I'm
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: calling him a man. I ain't say a little boy.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: I'm being okay, cool lord Joe. Look at him. The
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: fact that you prefer taller women. That's fine. You have
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: every right to your preface. Now you guys to find
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: taller women that prefer short of men, well see, And
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: you know, just based on Thoma's response, I'm thinking you're
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: gonna have to up yourself esteem. Lord Joe, you're gonna
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: have to pull yourself up and just keep your head
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: up and don't let nobody belittle you, you know, so
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: to speak, don't let nobody talk down to you. You know,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: stop people, stop letting people walk over you. This is
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: not help. You don't not help. Well, we married a
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: tall woman. There's another tall woman out there that'll have him.
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: I'm sure, I'm pretty sure it is. Yeah, all right.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Ronita and Marietta, Georgia says, I have four girlfriends and
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: we went on a girl's weekend in the North Georgia
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: last week to do an intervention on a girlfriend that's
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: engaged to a controlling man. We rented an airbnb and
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: had some wine before we tried talking to her about
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: her man. She was very defensive, so we let it
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: go and went to bed. Around two am, her fiance
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: popped up at our place. He said he couldn't sleep
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: without her so he drove over an hour and a
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: half to pick her up. She thought it was sweet.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: We told her it was very creepy. She's not getting it,
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: so should we stay out of it? Wow, that's a mess.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: What the old people say. I can't get sick and
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: tired for you. Right, that's it. But if you think
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: and this is cute and you fit to marry him,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: this cute gonna way off after a while because I
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: don't care how much you love a person. You need space. Yeah,
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: you need the ability to breathe and do you and
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: be you. And if he's that controlling and that overbearing,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna get old and then probably got old now.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: But you thinking he's cute, Oh he won't be so bad. Okay,
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: Show coming up right after this. You're listening to show.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for comedy roulette. Jay, set it
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: up quickly, comedy Rouletts. Each week, you guys test our
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: ability to be comedians. We're gonna show you how good
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: we are. You give us a subject, stop the wheel
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: on any subject. We can do a riff on it.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: That's how good we are. All right, kat, you're ready
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: with the wheel, let's go. These are the subjects. Number
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: one ice cream okay? Number two, old music, Oh, come on,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: come on, yeah, I know all right. Number three, How
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: to protect the food in the fridge. That's a pretty
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: good one. Number four, I'm not the bank that yeah, okay.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: Number five, Sometimes I feel like slapping the mess out
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: of two. Yeah, all right, come on, come on, slopping, slopping, slipping,
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: slipping a mess out of you? Okay. How to protect
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: the food in the fridge so people don't steal it? Easy?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: What's one is you pick your teeth to they start bleeding, right,
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: and then you bite your sandwich and wrap that in
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: sell things and shove that back in there. I'll be
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: damn anybody pick your teeth real good? Did it not?
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Did they believing right? And didn't bite your sandwich? Wrap
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: that sell thing? But don't be there when you get okay,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: go ahead, come on, junior. What's you got her? First
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: of all? Who fridge we talk about? It ain't nothing mad.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: It's very easy to take. My friend, I ain't got
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: that in there. Better subject would have been how to
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: put food into free when you really want to protect something? Uh,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: what I would do. Get a ziplock, bade okay, all right,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: and right, let's see where we had win win seventeen.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Put one one seventeen on that January first seventeen, and
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: then get one and then right chitlings on the ziplock.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Don't throw away put that. I promise you ain't nobody bothers. Yeah,
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: And the best way to protect sandwich work is to
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: put it in and sell a frame and then duct
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: taper so they don't even know what it is. Take
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: the whole sandwich. How you gonna come back in? Look
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: just a brick or duct tap. There ain't nobody gonna
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: open up that damn du tuck tape culs with everything,
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: but not food. Yeah, protect yeah, put it in. How
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: to protect the food in the fridge chain. Oh, the
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: best way to do it is you can put it
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: way inside. You put it inside future you smash it up.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: You take your sandwich and you bawl it up real tight,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: just as small as you can make it, and put
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: it and wrap it in cellar and then stick that
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: inside the bacon, sold the box. Put it inside the bacon,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: sandwich up the sandwich. That's what I'm talking about. But
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: it will be that when you get tech that again.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: I tell you what we're really do it. Go buy
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: the dog shelter. Get an unhappy pit bull him in
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: the break when they opened that door on the inside.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Just turn the temperature down just a little bit so
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: he can survive. He's in the fridge. Put the right
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: in the brake. They've been walking in there gracefully because
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: they've been eating your stuff every day. This don't halt
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: that walk you okay, Junior. Still, I got to put
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: it back this one because I've done this one before.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: My dog name is Chopper. I put it in a
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: zip lock bag and put Choppers sweet treats on them.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Put it backside on me because my son Jordan and
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: put some up choppers sweet treats in there and got
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: out all confusing. I got one right. Put your whole
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: lunch in a pample. Well back. You're listening to Steve
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right, guys, coming up at the top
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today. The subject is, guys, I don't
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: know if you're ready for this. I'm ready. The subject
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: is an unattractive man's plead for help yeah, I got you.
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: That's all of us. That's all of us got to
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: read this. Yeah you just no, no, no, no, no no,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: I'm still sexy. No no wait wait, well, well last
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: day I want you all to think is I'm joining
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: y'all to the ugly. I don't know you over here.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: You already here if you don't bring your hands, yeah,
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm fighting it. This man and this letter
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: needs help. Okay, the subjec for today's strawberry letter and
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: unattractive Man's please for help right now. The nephews in
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: the building with today's praying phone call. What do you have?
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: My roommate been it? Okay, my roommate been it? Running,
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: cat running bitty? Hello, must meet to David. Yeah to
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris. I live above you.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: I bad bro. I was trying to catch you man.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: It's just like you know, Brian, I'm working nice, I
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: work at night. Yeah, yeah, you're saying I say, I
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: work in a day, but I can't sleeping night, broking'
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying,
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to be in your business. I'm not
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: trying to be in your business. Player, I just can't
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: get a sleeping night, man, because it'll be a lot
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: of noise, a lot of noise, a lot of talking.
• 44:55
  Speaker 1: And what you do with your business, bro I'm just saying, please, man,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: but you ain't up to go to the leasing office. Man,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: all you have to do. You know what's hall at me?
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: You ain't then you know they got me written up,
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: like you know, one more complaint on me. They're gonna
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: put me out of something. Well yeah, down, Like I said, out,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get I was trying to find you.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: miss each other because you you work at night. I
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: work in the day. So you know when you're going,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I'm coming and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying,
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: to work and pay my pay my bills. Man. It's time.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: I'll be at work at night. Man. You know what
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle on, like
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: you trying to get yours on doing Hala hala hala
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: hala on. Okay, okay, let's make it make sense. Bro.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: If you are working night, somebody in your somebody in
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: your apartment talking loud in them keeping me up square,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: bitting it. Okay, you've got a roommate us nobody ain't
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: got no roommate, man, Betty, somebody in there talking loud,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: holding a conversation. It's like two people in there talking
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: loud every night. And this bro, that's Betty Man, Betty
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Be talking. Okay, you say you ain't going a roommates?
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: How who who is Henny Who? It's Benny Spinny is
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: my bird? My parents? That's Benny Be talking like, man,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: stop going me dive listen mine what why Wait a minute,
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: you're trying to tell me, um bird that was fit it? Man,
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: I don't have pity two years. That's my birds. Birds
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: don't even live that long. So so now I'm sucking night.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: I'm at the work because because a bird, that's what
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: you want. That that's what you called me to tell me.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: I'll call you to tell you you ain't gonna be
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: putting these complaints on me, man, But I'm I'm gonna
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: that's been in talking man, fit it in, yo, boy, Penny,
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, Hey, look, I'm telling you now do
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: something with the bird then, or that's gonna be some
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: consequences and repercussions. I'm talking about some fried chicken round. Hey, man,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: plenty is like a family member to me. Birds two
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: can sam the chicken on the car flake box, Kentucky
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: chicken church bride. Hey man, you don't tell me nothing
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: better about my birth brother. You know what? Maybe man,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: you need to square of from front of each other
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: because you don't you don't disrespect Betty Man, all right,
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: all right, you're taking something, all right, all right, I've
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: bet that be on my table when I get home.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: If it's a bird, then I bet that be all
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: my don a table. Man, a man, Then you ain't
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: gonna city and disrespect me and trying to tell me
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do to my bird. But you ain't
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: gonna do nothing stupid to Betty. Tell you what I
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: tell you? What see? You can date you at home
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: right now? What you're going to work tonight? I bet
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: you beat it. I'll bet tomorrow, I bet you will
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: be fingers looking good tomorrow. Man, a man, Hold on
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: a minute, man, wait a minute, though, what you played
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: do and start talking about what you're gonna do to
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: my bird? Not and told you you file for going
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: to the listen office calling me out, and now you're
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm trying to work this out with you,
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: and now you you ain't trying to work right now,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: fir stop you. You called me and tell me that
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: it's a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm a
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: stupid right now. I'm I'm a stupid even continue its conversation.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm excuse me. I fly a night. Are you serious? Man?
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Or something like? Man, listen, bro listen, whatever it is,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: it's just a bird or recording whatever. If you gotta
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: do something waiting, it was a bird. Man, I'm gonna
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: be solar salted if this is a bird, I'm gonna
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: really it's a bird. It's spinning, man, it's spinning you.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: All you gotta do is come to me and we
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: could have had a little like me. Hola, hola, hola. Okay, okay, okay,
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have it like me. And then first off,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your name?
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: My name? Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm different. There we go, there,
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: we go. Listen, doal I ain't for the past three months,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I ain't really been getting
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: no sleep because of this bird. You say it's a bird.
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: I don't believe that. But a bird a bird? Come on, dog,
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: that's for ten years. We'll take them to work with you?
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: Is I don't care? Figure something out, but whatever going
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: on up there with you and your fire needs, come
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: to an immediate house or it's gonna be something now.
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threatened
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: me by what's going on in my house. Hoole man,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: Look here, you ain't been it's being in Lenny. Whatever
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: the nine years you need to do something with that.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be some read it shows like why not
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: going back and forth with you about this? You keep
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: telling me something about a b's a bird. What's the
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: problem with it? What's the problem I understanding that people
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: have pet birds? Say man, I don't give them if
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: you have a pet bird, but really, this how all
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: night long? How do you how do you how do
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: you live with the thing? Come? They'll never shut up.
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: me to tell you, though God, tell you what Benny
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: told me? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: wait wait waite White Chris White White, Brother, I don't
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: want to hear what no bird told you to tell me?
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What?
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: What the it? Benny told me to tell you this
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: that This is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Martin Show.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: You you have got pranked by your boy Sean. Dude,
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: did I get your man? Got me? You got it? Man?
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: That guy, I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to wait to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: this dude, get armed out and talk to him. I
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: don't talk to much about some polsing bird. I don't
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: know what's or staff man I do. I'll be up
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: our night and I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep,
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I'm missing now. I'm saying I'm missing y'alls in the
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: morning because I'm browsing hitting the slow. But I got
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: one more thing to ask you. What is what is
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: the lane, man, Steve Harden more than a shot. We
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: never suth. You know your roommate does not have to
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: be a human. All right, we gotta get out of here. Guys.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Coming up next the Strawberry Letters, subject
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: and Unattractive Man's please for Help. We'll get into it
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: and try to help this unattractive man. Right after this,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, it's
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: advice on your relationships, on work, on sex, I'm parenting
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: all of that. Please visit Steve Harvey FM and click
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: on the air, just like we're gonna read this one. Boy.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: This is from a man too. Let's call baby. Buckle
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: up and hold on tight. We got it for you here.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: It is the straw Berry Letter. All right, guys, get ready,
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: guys on this show, subject and Unattractive Man's plea for Help.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I am writing you for advice since
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I have heard you guys talk about this on your
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: show before. I'm in my mid thirties, and I'm an
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: educated man with a great job, and I'm financially secure.
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: I was in a ten year relationship that ended a
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: few years ago, and since that breakup, I have had
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: problems meeting women. I have been ignored by women when
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I try to speak to them or strike up a conversation.
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: I had considered many possibilities as to why women avoid me,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: and I've come to this conclusion it's because I am
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: an unattractive man, and I have realized that my facial
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: features aren't the cutest all right. I wanted to put
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: my theory to the test, so I tried online dating.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: But instead of putting my picture on the site my
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: picture on the site, I chose a picture of another
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: brother that I thought would be handsome to women. A
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: lot of women responded to my profile, and I ended
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: up choosing four of the baddest ones to ask out
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: on a date. I decided that I would reveal my
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: true identity to each one of these ladies the day
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: before our date, so there would be no public surprises.
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: I send each lady a selfie of me. The first
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: lady got very upset and threatened to have her male
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: friends jump me if I ever contact her again. The
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: other three ladies never responded to my text. One of
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: them even blocked my number. I know that lying was unethical,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: but I needed to see if they liked me for
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: me and not how I look. My ex girlfriend never
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: complained about my looks, so why are these women so shallow?
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: I have deleted my dating profile and I'm giving it
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: a rest for a while. I still have hope that
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: there's a woman that will see me face to face
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: and be interested in me. I've even considered plastic surgery.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: How should I do? Come on, let me finish? How
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: should I deal with it? Got any advice? Please help? Yeah? Wow? Okay,
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: Well listen, um, there's definitely nothing wrong with wanting to
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: improve your looks with plastic surgery if it'll make you
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: feel and look better. Uh. We really, though, have to
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: see for ourselves what you look like in order to
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: make a real assessment on this letter. Didn't You didn't
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: tell us why you broke up with your girlfriend of
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: ten years. You didn't tell us any of that. And
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that women will often date a
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: man who isn't attractive if he's a gentleman, if he's nice,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: if he if he's financially secure, if he treats her beautifully.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: One thing, though, if you're unattractive or any man period,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: you have to be clean. You have to be well groomed.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: You have to have good hygiene, you have to be
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: smelling good, you're breast feed you have to have all
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: of this. Okay, you do. I'm telling you from a
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: from a woman's perspective. It's not always about the looks,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: all right, but it sounds like it sounds like you're
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: I mean, you said it yourself. You're not the most
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: attractive man, so so work on your other features. I
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: would tell you work on your other features. Steve, first
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: of all, quits saying features, because that's that's a trigger
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: for you. That's the damn problem. I was told by
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: this girl in ninth grade why she wasn't going to
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: the junior problem with me. She said, because I don't
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: like your facial features. So you call into the right place.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: I'm assuming this is what you've heard on. This should
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: come on the fact that I've tried to tell Timmy
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: that he's ugly for years and going on death is
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: it's okay time I'm just gonna use it this once.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: This ain't about you, then I'm gonna use myself as
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: an example, because I have never been an attractive man.
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: So let's just go from that standpoint. But you need
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: specialized help because you're in your thirties and you're an
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: educated man with a great job. You're secure, you was
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: in a ten year relationship. You're financially secure. You was
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: in a ten year relationship that ended a few years ago.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: And since that breakup, out of hand problem, I've been
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: ignored by women. I try to speak to them a
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: stripe from conversation. I've considered many possibilities. That's why women
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: avoid me. Have come to the conclusion it's because I
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: am an unattractive man and have realized that my facial
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: features aren't the cutest. Here's a word you had to
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: stop using. Cute. Cute is for babies. Now listen to me, sir,
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to address this with a little bit
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: of honesty. You say it's because I'm unattracted and I
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: have realized that my facial features ain't the cutest. This
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: is where we need to have a man to man talk.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: You don't couldn't hear where you've heard this before? You
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: quit googling and all this here this you dog, you
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: heard this before? About time? See when you're in your
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: thirties and you ugly this ain't your first time heard it.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: The first time you hear is at the school with
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: little kids. Damn yeah, man, you busted. You look like.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't no telling what they and said you look like.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: So you decided to put your little theory to the test.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: So you went online, Dayton, but instead of putting your
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: the real picture of you got a picture of another
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: brother that I thought was to be handsome to women.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: Whole lot of women responded to my profile, and I
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: ended up choosing foe of the baddest ones to ask
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: out on the day. But then you decided that you
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: reveal your true identity each one of these ladies the
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: day before the day. So what no public surprises because
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: you've publicly surprised a couple of people before. What do
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: you mean to say? Hey baby? All right? Part new
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up in twenty three after the
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: hour you're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap today's Strawberry
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: letter h with part two of your thirty year old
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: man broke up with his ten year relationship that ended
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: a few years ago, and since that break up, he'd
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: have had problems meeting women. Uh you know, walk up
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: to him, to ignore him, to speak to him, strike
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: up a conversation. And he don't understand why he's considered
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of possibilities, why women avoid him, And he's
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: come to this conclusion, y'all. He says, it's because I'm
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: an unattractive man, and I realized that my facial features
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: aren't the cutest. We have told him quit using terms
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: like cute, because baby's just cute. I gotta ask you something.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Go ahead and ask me right now. Why didn't he
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: use the word ugly? He just uses unattractive in words
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: like cute. Well, he don't want to hurt his own
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, So now I'm about to tell him
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: he hugly okay, because he listened to the show. All right,
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: you unattracted? Don't you? Ain't the first one? I ain't.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't attracted me, He ain't Jay, I ain't attracted.
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: Here we go and this turtle he's showing it each other. Look,
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: look I'm cute, I'm sexy, I'm trying cricket. Look at somebody.
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that with y'all be doing a big
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: light of commercial anyway. So he decided to test his theory,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: so he did a dating profile. He put a different
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: brother pictureall lot of women responded. He decided to pick
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: the foe badges now to avoid um any public surprises,
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: which he has had many of in his life. And
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: you know how that gow? Hey baby, how you doing?
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: That's ugly? Excuse me? Can I can I step in
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: front of you? This when he first heard it, This
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: is when he first heard it, trick or treat. That's
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: when he first heard it. But he just thought it
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: was his costume. But he didn't realize his maskket fell
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: off in the drive. He was standing there with his
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: box and his maskket fell off in the drive with
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: a little rubber band pop, and he didn't know it.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: So this ain't So he's had a lot of public surprises,
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: so he didn't figured. In order, before I do this,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: let me send him a selfie of myself. Now the
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: danger would take him selfish, Bros. Most dudes don't know
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: how to take selfish. I know I don't. When I
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: hold that camera up, man, I look so strange looking.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: You know, I take a self and I look like terrier.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just all head in this damn camera's scary shoulders
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: look real narrow. Yeah, so I'm telling you that this
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: wasn't a good idea, but you sent. The ladies are selfish.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: Each lady a selfish. The first lady got upset and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: threatened to have her male friends jump on me if
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: I ever counted to her again. See so she a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: bad chick. She used to this, so she got a
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: squad of people that would people for doing stuff like this.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: What scared of the most was how you look in
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: the selfie. See she thought you was a bank robber
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: because she thought you had on the scheme mask. She
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: didn't know that was just you. The other three ladies
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: never responded to my text. They said you got one,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: didn'tn't even block my number. I know that line was unethical,
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: but I needed to see if they liked me for
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: me or how I look. Boy. They liked how you look.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: There's nothing on the dating profile said how you look.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: The rest you fine, you educated, you got all that,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: but they wanted to pitch you. Now, this is what
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: we're getting down to the hard partner letter, My ex
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: girlfriend never complained about my looks. Here we go. This
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: the part of the letter that's gonna hurt the mom.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: Who is your girl? What she looked like? Oh my god?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: More ugly? How she stayed with you for ten years?
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying nothing, man, we need to talk about
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: this now. Ten years she stayed with you. Ain't saying nothing.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: She ain't never mentioned it to you. You ain't never
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: wonder why she ain't saying nothing in ten years? Hey baby? All?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Could it have gone like this? Hey baby? Then she snatural? Baby?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Y'all just scaring each other. Maybe, dog, she needed you
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: as much as bad as you needed help. You're probably
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: gonna need to go back the hood and find out,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: you know, if she'll have you back. I don't. I
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: don't see this going nowhere. Sir Shirley said, you gotta
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: get real clean. You gotta get a lot of swag,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: you gotta dress real shop, you gotta get a real
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: stylus coming there. I don't know if you're in the
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: gym and you're in real good shape, but you probably
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: need to get in that gym with them two Africas
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: that jumped on justice money three thousand dollars. I think
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: they can't get you in shape. We gotta get your
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: own program, man, get your body right. Tighten up though.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: Now I've considered plastic surgery. That here's another tail tail line. Wow,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: First of all, your girlfriend stayed with your ten years?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: How unless unless she knew, unless she knew this was
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: it for her? That she did it ten years. Then
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: she decided I can't play the rain the game. Now,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: you said, sir, I've even considered plastic surgery. You didn't
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: say a nose job, but nothing you're really thinking about
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: getting your whole shot took its old faith. Yeah, try
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: this website we ugly too dot com. I like that.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: I like that we ugly too. All right, Look, leave
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: us your thoughts on Today's Strawberry Letter on Instagram at
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey and check out our Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening too. So here's a question for the guys.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: What part of your job keeps you young? Or what
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: job would you want to keep you young? I can
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: tell you definitely what keeps me you? You fellas well
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: start first? Oh, go ahead, go ahead, here all my jobs, man,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I love all my job laughing. Yeah, all the laughing
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 1: I get to do all day long, man telling Joe's laughing.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: That's what keep me young. Good answer answer, stupidity, being
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: able to just be stupid, just just you know, just
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: letting it go. Oh, yes, you're strong with that. You're
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: strong with that because you you would think you would
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: want to mature. But I don't want that. Don't be silly, Carlo.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 1: I want this stupid right here. I want when you
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: got it? You got all of that, anybody, that's all
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: you boo? All right, Steve? What keeps you fine off
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: and ignorance or fine off and ignorance. When I first
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: met you used to say that I love it. I
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: let it out. I don't have high blood pressure, I
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: don't have stress, do all that. I ain't had no
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: ulcers and all that. Oh we cussing, okay, cool. I
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: agree with Junior though, the laughter of it all, I mean,
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: laughter is it? Yeah? You know? But I mean, you know,
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: we gotta give different answers, Shirley. We can't all say
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: laughter so make us think that Junior is the most
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: brilliant three of us. That's not what well with that question.
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: I know he tried. I saw him because he didn't
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: have that answer. First day he won, he won that round.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: Junior won that round. Steve, Okay, we had it round.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: That keeps we'll keep you yeah. Yeah, and he is
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: the king of that the ladies. Yeah. I mean, like
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: I said, I agree with you. Laughter, playing music, just
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: keeping up with what's going on. That keeps you young. Yeah,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: being able to being able to wear whatever you want
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: to wear to work and stuff. It's cool. You know
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: you could dress anywhere you want to dress. Fly. You
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: know what Tommy you heard. Let's see a quarterback six sex.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Don't keep you you Okay, we got a job. Yeah,
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: we'll do it at the job. I'm just saying happy
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: holidays to everybody out there. To Steve Harvard Nation, let
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Happy New Year, this New Year.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: On New Year's Eve. If they don't have any any
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: any and I mean any popones for ham Hawks in
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: the green, if it ain't no Hamhocks in the green lead,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna be a good New Year. If it
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: ain't no Hamhowks, it ain't no black eyed pea that lead.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: If they're trying to have a vegetarian New Year's, don't
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: get out of that. Get out it's gonna be some
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: Vegagarian's gonna have some bad you're listening, all right, here
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: we go, drum roll clean, Sharlie, don't get to I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: love it, but Steve. I like how Steve introduced with
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: me or laughing at me. And that's on the good ones.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I'm with you. Which can you be the judge? Let's
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: go right around all right? Come on stay, come on man,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you can't stay this. Tellto go ahead, man, Tell Junior
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: the eighteen hour bra has a matching eighteen hour penis
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: to go quit it. It's a set, right there, Ain't
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: no way they're gonna sell the top for eighteen hour
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: and leader bottom out. You know what I'm saying. It's
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: a set. It's an eighteen They have eighteen hour bras
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: and eighteen hour pennis. Now I don't know what happened
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: in nineteen hour, but I know it's a set. You
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: don't Tim they burned up gave me his game. Yeah,
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: they don't make no sense, come on them all day,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: but that they Okay, Steve, you made your You know
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: you don't know what the step when I get through
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: with d draws after the day, these things right here?
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: Half yeah, yeah, I put mine in a healthy bag, tied, nodding,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: and then the made they just throw the whole trash
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: bag in the washing, don't even over. Yeah, what's some
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: business in there? Yeah? You so? Do I get that one? Call? Yeah? Ok? Yeah,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: all right, all right. I told if a deer don't
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: cross the street by the sign, the deal gonna get
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: in trouble. What right, dear crossing? Dear cross Yeah, you
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: got to come by the sound. You can't be further
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: down the street doing that. Can ask you a question? Though,
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: we're gonna welcome to the deal to tell him even
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: better than the deer, even though that's a picture of him.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: You think the dear gonna stand here and take the ticket? Yeah? Yeah,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: where do a deal put put the what? Where do
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: a deal put the ticket? Yeah? I ain't where you
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: put your ticket that you throw it out? Woun't if
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: you mad enough, and it don't matter about where you
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: put your ticket, You're gonna get a ticket if you
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: don't cross by the side. And can he see the
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: sun if he's blinded by the headlights? I mean, really,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: come on, Tommy, come on, all right, Tommy, you got
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: that one too, that's too can't get that he didn't
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: get that one from me. I s this is your
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: here go your favorite, just wanting to be your favorite.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Other day. I'm ready to hauler. This is going to
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: be the favorite one other day. Tell ignorant behind you
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: got a person who is crossside or better at crossword
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: puzzles than anybody? Ey, my favorite man one time person
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: who is crossside is better at crossword puzzles than anybody.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: You've been over that for two hours. Word on that
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: one word and they walk over and say, living down
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: is simple. Car guy walk over, that's my closes, that
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: was my clothes. Carson who is crosside is better at
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: better at crossworth puzzles. Danny, anybody you're listening to show?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: All right, Steven, it's time to check your voicemail. If
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: you want to leave Steve a message, You're just give
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: a holiday greeting to your loved one. Call us right
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and leave
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: a message. Okay, good morning Steve and the crew. This
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: is Alicia Morgan from Dallas, Texas. I wanted to say
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: Happy New Year twenty twenty two two. You and the
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: crew in my family, Jay, Ebony, Marcus and Miles stay safe.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: Like ay much the more awful Steen who just want
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: to say happy New Year in the world. This is
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Ricky Compson out of Monday Luzern. I want to wish
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: all my kids and family happy New Year's. Thank you
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: very much. Hello, this is Sharon White. I'm calling from
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: norfle for Janie, my first time trying to be on
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: the radio. I want to thanks Steve Hardy every day
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: for picking me up from times and getting me through
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: the days. Last Nephew, Timmy, Shirley and Jay. I appreciate
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: what y'all do for me. Yeah, Happy holiday, Hey, Steve,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: let's just do it in Los Angeles. I'm eighty six
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: year old old school DJ. I just don't want to stay.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: Happy holidays to you and your family. Man, You're one
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: of my inspirations. Good morning Steve and the crew. I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: just want you all to know I love you. I
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: start my day by you. You all are rockets. Have
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: a great day. This is going neat. Happy holiday, Steve,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: Harvey and family. You guys have a best of especial
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: new Year. I'm calling always from West Pond, bat Florida.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: You got me laughing and nephew. Time to keep up
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: with them. Frank and Junior Anthony Vernes, Steve keep me
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: rolling in the morning. God bless you're listening to morning show.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: It is time to ask the CLO. Steve Harvey, Chief
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: Love Officer. Here we go, and Steve, try to keep
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: your composure on this one. Okay, it's from little Joe
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: in Lake Dallas Tech right there. Already don't like it
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: because it sounded like my homie Louis John And you
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: know we already go ahead with problem. Go ahead, sh
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: Little Joe says, I'm in my late forties and i'd
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: love to get your advice on dating women that are
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: taller than me. My ex wife is five nine and
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: you heard what I said, and I'm five seven, but
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: the high difference was never a big deal to her.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: We got divorced, and I'm not having much luck dating.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: I prefer tall women, and it's a good thing I
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: have thick skin, because a lot of tall women have
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: laughed in my face and called me shorty. I even
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: tried dating a lady that's five three, and she even
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: said I'm shorter than the guys she typically dating. What's
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: a man to do, little man? Look at him? What
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: Little Joe, little man? You know? Well, I'm being restored,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: little man. He called himself little Joe. At least I'm
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: calling him a man. I ain't say a little boy.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: I'm being okay, cool, little Joe. Look at the fact
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: that you prefer taller women. That's fine. You have every
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: right to your preference. Now you guys to find taller
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: women that prefer short of men, well see, and you know,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: just based on Time's response, I'm thinking you're gonna have
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: to up yourself esteem, little Joe. You're gonna have to
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: pull yourself up and just keep your head up and
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: don't let nobody belittle you, you know, so to speak,
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: don't let nobody talk down to you. You know, stop
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: keeping up, stop letting people walk over you. This is
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: not helping you. Don't not help. Well, we married a
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: tall woman. There's another tall woman out there that'll hap him.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm pretty sure what he is. Yeah, all right.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: Ronita and Marietta Georgia says, I have four girlfriends and
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: we went on a girl's weekend in the North Georgia
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Mountains last week to do an intervention on a girlfriend
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: that's engaged to a controlling man. We rented an Airbnb
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: and had some wine before we tried talking to her
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: about her man. She was very defensive, so we let
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: it go and went to bed. Around two am, her
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: fiance popped up at our place. He said he couldn't
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: sleep without her, so he drove over an hour and
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: a half to pick her up. She thought it was sweet.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: We told her it was very creepy. She's not getting it,
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: so should we stay out of it? That's a mess.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: What the old people say. I can't get sick and
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: tired for you, right, that's it. But if you think
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: and this is cute and you fit to marry him,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: this cute gonna way off after a while. Yeah, because
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: I don't care how much you love a person. You
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: need space. Yeah, you need the ability to breathe and
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 1: do you and be you. And if he's that controlling
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: and that overbearing, and it's gonna get old and then
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: probably got old now. But you're thinking it's cute, Oh,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: he won't be so bad. Okay. Coming up next, it's
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and of course we'll
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: have some closing remarks from the one and only Steve
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: Harvey at forty nine minutes after the hour. Right after this,
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show. All right, here we are, last
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: break of the day. M boy, A good day, A
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: good day. I think we learned a few things today.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah you know what, Steve, we were talking about. Um,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: you know, we were young making mistakes and things like that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: So as we get into this closing remarks today, I
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: just want to ask you, you know, maybe there's something
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 1: you can impart to a young person out there who's
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: twenty one, who's you know, we were all twenty one before,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: we've made mistakes. Let them know that they can come
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: you know here, here's here's a deal. Uh. It is
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: amazing how we how we are sometimes it uh, you know,
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: towards one another, and how we are with our own actions.
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: It's almost like we we act like we've never made
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: a mistake ourselves. We act like, you know, what somebody
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: else has done is more more unforgivable and more unthinkable
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: than they could ever imagine of themselves when an actuality.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: The truth of the matter is, we've all done things.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: And thank god that there was no social media when
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: I was twenty one. Thank god there was no Instagram, Snapchat,
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: no phone cameras, Helen, It were no phones when I
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: was twenty one. Yeah, yeah, there's no record of the reckless,
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: idiotic decisions we made back then. But what happens to
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: these young people today is that they have no way
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: of learning and fixing themselves on their own. They have
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: no time to heal. The destruction of one another is
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: so rampant in our society today that it's frightening. Man.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: It's it's almost like, man, I really really hate to
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: see bad news come out about young people because they
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: are so attached to social media that they is such
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: a part of their world and so many, so many
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: of these young people count on it. There's some grown
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: folks count on it too, though, and it's just a
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: tear down in social media that begins the destruction of
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: a person. Man, Does anybody give anybody uplift on social media?
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: Does anybody try to say, you know what, I understand,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I understand, I've been there, little girl hanging there. Everybody
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: makes mistakes, but it's such a rush to judgment, and
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: then even as you rush to judgment, that's just a
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: rush to destruction. And I'm really really concerned about young
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: people today because, look, I still make mistakes. Made a
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: mistake this year, I made a mistake this year, a mistake.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: I've been ate up. I get beat up all the time. Man,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: But I'm gonna just keep I'm gonna just keep striving.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna just keep going along. You know. I'm just
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I'm just strong enough to understand that. Hey man, I'd
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: have made them before. And like I said the other day,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: one of the cool things is when I look back
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: on all of my rough days, When I look back
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: on all the days I thought I wasn't going to duel,
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: my track record for surviving bad days so far is
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent. And that's pretty cool. Anything else, sure, well,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, thank you for that, Thank you
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: for that. I just want to And how important is
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: it seem like to have a support system, you know what?
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: That's important man, that somebody reaches their hand down to
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: pick you up, to give you words of encouragement. And
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: you can be that to a person that you see,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: this is getting beat up. See the thing about hate,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: and I've often said it, hate is louder than love,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: but love is stronger, ye see. So you can loudly
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: try to bring somebody down and somebody can come and
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: softly and calmly pick them up and hold and give
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 1: them time to heal and be okay. But you know,
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: there's a loving side to most people, that is a
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: compassionate side to most people. And if you don't get
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: out there and get in the fray and the hate game, now,
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: let's assists some people that's just hateful. You know, the
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: devil is busy today, man, The devil has imps that
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 1: work for him twenty four seven and they on Twitter,
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: they own Instagram, and they own whatever. And the devil
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: just pressed the button and here they go to work,
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: and they call themselves haters, and that my job is
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: to hate. No, it's not, No, it's really not. Our
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: job really is to love and uplift one another. Because
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: guess what, you're gonna need loving and you're gonna need uplifted.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are. You can be the
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 1: world's greatest hater. At one point in time, you're gonna
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: need some loving and some uplift. And when it's time
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: to get yours, you know, that's when the Lord's prayer
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: comes into effect. Give us this day our daily bread,
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: forgive us our trust passes as we forgive those who
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: trust pass against us, Or forgive us our debts as
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: we forgive our debt us, which simply means when it's
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: time for you to get your compassion and your love,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: yours is gonna be passed out to you the way
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: you gave it out there everybody else. Wow. And you
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: have to remember that, man, and we as people. Man,
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: you have to tap into your loving side. If you
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: see somebody getting beat up, it ain't nothing wrong with
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: you to go over there and just trying to hug him,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: give him my help. That don't make you nothing less
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: than a person because you don't agree with the masses.
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta pick a person up, man. They just
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: need a little bit of uplifts so they can get
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: up and keep going. This young girl don't deserve to
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: have her life taken from her because she made a mistake.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: And we should not have though the will to see
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: another young person get broken before they even get built up.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: That's a sad thing, man, it is. Those are those
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: are my remarks. Drop have a great week. Cand for all.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey contests No purchase necessary void where prohibited Participants
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: must be legal US residents at least eighteen years old,
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: unless otherwise stated. For complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: FM dot com. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: Show