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Welcome to Cut Moes Barbershop! - 05.03.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bag at all,
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  Speaker 1: suit all looking back to back down, giving them just
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  Speaker 1: like themaking buck bus things. And it's touble y'all. Do
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  Speaker 1: me true good to tea Steve har guy listening to
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  Speaker 1: me toach other for Steve barn quick money. I don't join, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well by joining with me same way. You gotta use
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  Speaker 1: that turn. Yeah. You you got to turn to turn
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  Speaker 1: turn Lovey, got to turn out to turn Wanter, comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your thing, dad, I sure will A good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody you're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me NW one and only. Steve Harvey got a radio show,
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  Speaker 1: got going for you today. I got going for you today.
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  Speaker 1: O kid, You're not because this is coming purely from
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  Speaker 1: self experience, purely, and it just happened to me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I was going through something that I've been going through
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  Speaker 1: for a long long time and just weary of it all.
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  Speaker 1: And I was I've been talking to God about it,
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  Speaker 1: and I mean for for years though, for years, and
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  Speaker 1: I've been saying, Okay, enough is enough. You know God,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really I'm really tired and so but you but
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  Speaker 1: you know what ah after it was over. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I kind of laid in it for a little while.
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  Speaker 1: You know, how you've been going through something for so long,
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  Speaker 1: and then even if it's over appears to be over
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  Speaker 1: you you still kind of laying it a little bit,
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  Speaker 1: and you know, you have a a while. Man, I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe I've been dealing with this this long, even
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  Speaker 1: though even though it's over, or you threw with it
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  Speaker 1: for that particular day or what or whatever it is
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  Speaker 1: you threw with it, it's over with for that day
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  Speaker 1: of that period of time, you know, but it's over
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  Speaker 1: for whatever. But I I found myself going you know, man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't leave its lasted this long. I was just
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  Speaker 1: talking to myself and I had to catch myself yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: And maybe you've been doing the same thing to yourself,
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  Speaker 1: But man, I had to take an inventory yesterday. I
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  Speaker 1: really did, and it really tripped me out, and I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share that with everybody today. You know, have
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  Speaker 1: you ever counted how many times you made it? This
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  Speaker 1: is really good for me. I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: do it, but this was so good for you for me.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever counted, Steve Harvey, how many times you
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  Speaker 1: made it. And so that's what I started doing yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what I did this morning when I woke up,
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  Speaker 1: was getting ready, I was actually taking an inventory account
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  Speaker 1: of how many times I made it. How many times, man,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have it rent and somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I didn't have my house
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  Speaker 1: payment and somehow I came up with it. How many
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  Speaker 1: times I was out of money, did not have enough,
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  Speaker 1: didn't didn't see no way, but somehow I came up
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  Speaker 1: with it. How many times I got sick? I thought, well, man,
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  Speaker 1: this one right here. I don't know what I'm gonna do,
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  Speaker 1: but somehow I got my health back. How many situations
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  Speaker 1: I have found myself in, That was I thought at
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  Speaker 1: the time, detrimental and diabolical and man so sinister times.
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  Speaker 1: But look at me, somehow I made it. I look
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  Speaker 1: at all the accidents I've been in, but he kept me.
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  Speaker 1: I made it. I think about even the simplest times
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  Speaker 1: of like stepping off a curve and almost got hit,
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  Speaker 1: but I made it. I was just tripping the other day.
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  Speaker 1: I was I was thinking about the times that I've
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  Speaker 1: been hit by a car, and it could have been worse.
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  Speaker 1: But it wasn't. And I made it through that too.
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  Speaker 1: I was thinking about, man, when they count you out?
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  Speaker 1: Do you know how many times I've been counted out?
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  Speaker 1: He's done, He ain't gonna be nothing, He ain't nobody
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  Speaker 1: see what I told y'all, look at over that they
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  Speaker 1: counsel this. He offered that he out of here. He
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna make it. He didn't got fired. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: know how many times I've been counting out? You know
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  Speaker 1: how many times they didn't wrote me off? How many
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  Speaker 1: times have you been written off? Man? But here you
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  Speaker 1: still stand? You know you have a tripped on it?
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  Speaker 1: Taking inventory y'all of how many times? Count the times
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  Speaker 1: you've made it sound? Get a pin through like I did.
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  Speaker 1: I just started jotting stuff down. What about the times? Man?
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  Speaker 1: When nobody was there to encourage you? But you still
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  Speaker 1: here though you have a tripped on that? Ain't Nobody
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  Speaker 1: called you and told you good day. No nobody called
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  Speaker 1: you and told you recently thank you. No one's called
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  Speaker 1: you and told you how much you meant to them,
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  Speaker 1: how much you've done for them? A man that you
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  Speaker 1: can make it? Never give up. Keep your head up, man,
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  Speaker 1: keep grinding. But you still here even when nobody. Have
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  Speaker 1: you counted the times man, that you made it anyway?
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  Speaker 1: You counted the times that you felt like quitting. How
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  Speaker 1: about that one you felt like giving up you kept going?
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  Speaker 1: How about the time this is a good one right here?
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  Speaker 1: How about the times man, when when when when everybody
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  Speaker 1: was standing around saying, ain't no way, ain't no way,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Man, I can't tell how any times I've heard
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  Speaker 1: it ain't no way, and then somehow there is a way.
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  Speaker 1: You know why, because he makes away you understand? You
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  Speaker 1: know how many you know how many times I've heard
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  Speaker 1: this one right here? Steve, Listen to me, Man, nobody
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  Speaker 1: ever before has done that. You can't do that. How
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  Speaker 1: many times you've heard no? You wan when you know
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  Speaker 1: anybody didn't done that? You can't do that. No one
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  Speaker 1: has ever done that. I made it anyway? You know,
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  Speaker 1: they don't normally or we don't normally allow this, but
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  Speaker 1: in this case, for you, we're gonna make an exception.
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  Speaker 1: How many times have you heard that, Oh, I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm on to something. How many times have you heard
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  Speaker 1: in your lifetime? We don't normally or they don't normally
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  Speaker 1: allow this, but we're gonna make this exception in your case?
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  Speaker 1: How many times you've didn't heard that? Have you ever
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  Speaker 1: counted the times that you made it? You know everybody
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  Speaker 1: out accept me? How how can that be? You know
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  Speaker 1: you're the only one that got through this? Congratulations? Wow? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't I don't hardly see this too many times.
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  Speaker 1: But do you realize that normally this is what happened
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  Speaker 1: to people? But man, y'all don't know how your name
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  Speaker 1: came up. But here you are. Wow, it never happens
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  Speaker 1: like that. You have accounted those times. I was doing
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  Speaker 1: it yesterday, I was doing it this morning. I was
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  Speaker 1: just taking an inventory of everybody of how many times
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  Speaker 1: I've made it. So what I learned yesterday was when
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  Speaker 1: God gets you through something, when he pulled you out
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  Speaker 1: on the other side, no matter how difficult or how
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  Speaker 1: long it took. When he gets you out on the
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  Speaker 1: other side, why don't you get up, dust yourself off,
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  Speaker 1: and start trotting what you laying there for? Man, wallowing
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  Speaker 1: in it, going over it, recycling it in your mind.
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  Speaker 1: So many people can't move forward because we keep recycling
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  Speaker 1: stuff in our minds when clearly it's time to move on.
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  Speaker 1: It's time to let go. It's time to go and
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  Speaker 1: see what God has for you. Stop looking at what
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  Speaker 1: you lost. What you lost was probably not yours to
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  Speaker 1: have in the first in the first place. Do you
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  Speaker 1: know the things I've lost? I'm not talking about losing
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  Speaker 1: the love of one or mother or father, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about innate objects or situation. Do you know
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  Speaker 1: the things I've lost? Man, I look back on it.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't supposed to have them in the first place,
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  Speaker 1: or they was doing me no good. I it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: even what wasn't mine to lose, but I claimed I
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  Speaker 1: lost it. Come on, man, take an inventory, everybody. Start
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  Speaker 1: looking at the things man, that God has brought you through.
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  Speaker 1: Start looking at how many times He allowed you to
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  Speaker 1: make it. And get glad about waking up in the morning. Man,
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  Speaker 1: get glad about your life. Start feeling something positive about
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  Speaker 1: your situation. You cannot expect God to continue to bless
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  Speaker 1: you if you're not grateful for the things that you have.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, have you ever counted how many times
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  Speaker 1: you made it? I started yesterday ended up this morning.
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  Speaker 1: When I go on break, I got some most stuff
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  Speaker 1: to throw on the list. I can't count how many
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  Speaker 1: times God didn't got me through something. But when he
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  Speaker 1: gets you through it, you and get up and get
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  Speaker 1: on about your business. Don't lay that in it. It's over,
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  Speaker 1: it's done, you made it, you survived it. Let's go,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. You're listening, that's what they want. Twenty one
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, Steve Aping Morty show baby, best
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  Speaker 1: in the world, steady growing, always flowing, forever showing bo
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  Speaker 1: bo boy. Now you know it's just mic up a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. I don't know how right. Let's see what
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  Speaker 1: you throw up. The throat is fine. Tell me you're
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  Speaker 1: the one. You know, you do one to have well,
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  Speaker 1: your throat on't always be fine though, Really I'm good.
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  Speaker 1: You don't do as much talking. So that was a
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  Speaker 1: low blower. All your blows is low. You shock. I
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  Speaker 1: can't do a high blower. Yeah it was. Miss. How's
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  Speaker 1: everybody doing to day? Everybody in a good mood, good
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  Speaker 1: good day, hump day. Everybody should be humping today and
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  Speaker 1: ship with or without someone. Get it in, get it in,
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  Speaker 1: crack the life, get it in. Just because you don't
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  Speaker 1: have nobody, don't let the hump they go away? Stupid?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? And then? How you doing today? I'm standing uncle,
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  Speaker 1: come in. I'm healthy. I ain't in there. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: count my day, Shirley, How's how's life? Life is great, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: thank you for asking. It is? How about you? You
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  Speaker 1: know what, it's all good right now, it's all cool.
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  Speaker 1: It's all good. Got Chicago. It's cold. Oh they didn't
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  Speaker 1: get a spring memo. Yeah, just don man that memo.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I remember when I was a kid, I
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  Speaker 1: would be in Chicago. It's a Memorial Day, and it's
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  Speaker 1: called and maybe snow, maybe snow Chicago. Make you dress
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  Speaker 1: like your third gradeer with nothing match. Just put it you,
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  Speaker 1: just put everything. Yeah, layer up. I think you'd have
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  Speaker 1: a break by man. You know, it's a different it's
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  Speaker 1: a different animal. Great city man, great people, great restaurants,
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  Speaker 1: great city man. These are the the tour what are
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  Speaker 1: they called, the two or two riverboats up and running
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  Speaker 1: and they go by the window all the time here NBC.
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  Speaker 1: And I'll see people, yes, say, it's pretty empty though
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  Speaker 1: pretty pretty empty. That Yeah, I don't know what you're
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  Speaker 1: sitting on this boat phone looking at. But it's it's
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  Speaker 1: a little chilly yesterday, a couple of couple of warm
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  Speaker 1: days last week. I saw a lot of people on them.
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  Speaker 1: I recommend that to people too, because I don't see
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  Speaker 1: a lot of us on these boats. Man, come downtown,
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  Speaker 1: take your kids downtown and put them on one of
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  Speaker 1: those tours and look at the architectural tours on the river.
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  Speaker 1: It's always kind of nice. We got a great show,
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  Speaker 1: a fool. What y'all fing to do? Quickly? We're all
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  Speaker 1: our way to the barbershop. That's what we on our
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  Speaker 1: way to. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: introduce this new bit. It's called something funny. But what else,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, A new bit. The crew is very talented.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen. I think it's time for you to
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  Speaker 1: take a trip down to the bobby shop and we'll
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  Speaker 1: introduce the bobby Shop as we go along. Ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the bobby Shop. I mean, we can't talk
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  Speaker 1: street in the barbershop, then will can we talk street?
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  Speaker 1: We can't talk street the world? You know, this ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing but healthy conversation. Yeah, that's what it is. You know.
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  Speaker 1: Look a here now, Welcome, Welcome, Welcome to Cut Moles,
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  Speaker 1: barber Shop, Cut Moles and the world real world recognizing
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  Speaker 1: and going on establishment. Well, we've been around here since
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  Speaker 1: oh just just been around and we have all types
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  Speaker 1: of people coming through the barbershop. Just have a good time.
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  Speaker 1: We're going on felling good man, everything's going on. Man,
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  Speaker 1: man ain't a good damn So what what on your
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  Speaker 1: mind today? Down here? Cut moves when First of all,
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  Speaker 1: let me say this right here, man, I need to
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  Speaker 1: get a cut. I got a date on on. I
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  Speaker 1: got a date this Friday that you're not gonna believe
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  Speaker 1: you fellas, ain't gonna believe who I'm going out with
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  Speaker 1: this Friday. You're not gonna believe. Man. Yeah, but you
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  Speaker 1: know it's Sinker the Mayo and me and j Low
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  Speaker 1: going out. You feel what I'm saying, y'all? Hell well,
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  Speaker 1: you me and j Lo going dancing. We're doing the
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  Speaker 1: Fandango dance all Friday night. Baby, you're buying tickets, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Y'all playing, y'all playing crave on short. See y'all don't
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  Speaker 1: know how crave on. Get down. I'm just trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you I used to date had it Barry for
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  Speaker 1: I was dating by will let me do you might
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  Speaker 1: well get on back to fame dangle because I'll be now,
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  Speaker 1: don't don't sit there and let him talk to me
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  Speaker 1: like that. You know, I just want to say, man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. First of all, I ain't had a
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  Speaker 1: haircut since nineteen eighty nine, but this is the place
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  Speaker 1: I come to release all the energy, just to have
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  Speaker 1: and sit among men and talk. I mean, my I'm
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  Speaker 1: completely left bald. I don't even have I don't even
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  Speaker 1: have eyebrows. But you know, I'm just here to have
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  Speaker 1: a good time, and that cuts is the play for me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: It's for me. I love it. I love it, I
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  Speaker 1: love love it a little. My hairline been receiving since birth.
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  Speaker 1: So I've been coming to cutting molds, just getting a
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  Speaker 1: five minute cut since I was What was that? What
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  Speaker 1: was that? Then? How old was I when I first
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  Speaker 1: I've been, I've been, I've been. I've been cutting your
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  Speaker 1: hair since you and you know, and I've been giving
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  Speaker 1: you and you since your hairline and been going back.
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  Speaker 1: I've been giving you what I call the Benjamin Butch special.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe back there. Don't talk about my lying. Man. What
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  Speaker 1: I really like about cut moses that you could get
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  Speaker 1: stuff here that you can't get no place of you
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  Speaker 1: can get you can get cassette tapes here they today
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  Speaker 1: mixed tapes here today you get. You can get loose meat.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta meet place in the back meat man. I
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  Speaker 1: love it here, I love it. I mean everything you
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  Speaker 1: need is right here. Car part we got car right here. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I love him cut man, carbread, the alternato, spark plug, wiring,
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  Speaker 1: ex man, fold bufflers, and and that that being. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta get loose peanuts. Man, thank you so much for
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  Speaker 1: having that. Man, you just reach your hand. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know who hand been in there. I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: in the hands been, but them loose them loose nuts
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  Speaker 1: is the bomb. You don't you get it out on
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  Speaker 1: a cut mo man. You've got a tailor shop in
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  Speaker 1: the back. Right. I want to make a knowledge. They
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  Speaker 1: don't want to tell y'all something feeling that I'm starting.
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  Speaker 1: I got a sandwich lady gonna start coming back. Sandwich lady,
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  Speaker 1: Sandwich lady go hell full full, five different kinds sandwiches.
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  Speaker 1: Is she fine? It don't matter. Look, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: let me just say something. If you make a real
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  Speaker 1: good sandwich, a real fine woman can't make a sandwich
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  Speaker 1: not really fine. She got to be funny shape to
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  Speaker 1: make a night sending. She gotta actually look like a sandwich.
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  Speaker 1: She got to look like sandwich. How are you gonna
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  Speaker 1: be a fine sandwich woman? You didn't even sandwich. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta you gonna somebody got teddy sandwiches. Yeah, I don't
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  Speaker 1: understandwich woman. I want you. I want to stand one
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  Speaker 1: where you don't know what her hips start. That that
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  Speaker 1: what I thought. All I gonna say. I want a saving.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever she put a breast in the april, that means
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  Speaker 1: she's been making saying with you for a while. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. I want to save a
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  Speaker 1: woman when she stand up, she's standing on the side
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  Speaker 1: of hers shoes. Man, both shoes ain'tle all out? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: that's a good as right there. And let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. I had a girl that wolves on nikes
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  Speaker 1: and you stand on the side or the niket and
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  Speaker 1: the kniket. Didn't he say nake no more say ignorant. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's why I come to exactly where I'm coming. Man,
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  Speaker 1: to be right to food went on? You know what
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  Speaker 1: that like? When you got here? The main thing, the
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  Speaker 1: most important thing you got hit is bad sheets and
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  Speaker 1: baby milk. You got it right, here, baby milk, baby milking.
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  Speaker 1: Cutting You can't you you can't find powdered baby milk anywhere? Man, No,
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  Speaker 1: you can't keep it. Actually, got a cow in the back. Now,
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  Speaker 1: can we can we get breast milk here too? Can
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: you get the sandwad? Lady will give it to you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: like a good shot of breast milk. You know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do, he is, I'm gonna head is gonna
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  Speaker 1: read you a little bit more regularly, you know what
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  Speaker 1: the let us you know there'll be able to come
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  Speaker 1: on and come something like that. Slam. I like that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. So you can thank y'all
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  Speaker 1: for coming. You know, we see y'all when y'all coming
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  Speaker 1: back in the cutting move, I ain't going home. I'm
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  Speaker 1: onna steak. We see you all, lady then to cut
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  Speaker 1: mold all right, yeah, alright, new segments being petty, because
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  Speaker 1: sometimes you're being petty it's serious to you, or you're
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  Speaker 1: just being petty, or you're just being pretty. And I
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  Speaker 1: don't necessarily consider myself a petty person, but I go there,
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  Speaker 1: I go there the petty. It's the petty. For instance,
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  Speaker 1: I walk into work this morning, Jay is already sitting
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  Speaker 1: at his seat. Now is he trying to show me
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  Speaker 1: up or what? Okay, so you want to know? Am
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I Am I just being early? Are you just being petty? Yeah?
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Because so I opened the door and I kind of
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: bumped his chair real hard? Am I being petty? Your
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: chairs in the doorway and just petty? Every everybody worked
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: though the last person I am got out to the side.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah I do. And I'm just yeah, I'm I'm like
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: days for when I am late, I can subtract that. Yeah,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: that's that's what I'm being petty? Petty? Let me that's
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: going on in my house? Uh huh? Am I being petty?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: If I won't love making three times every third day,
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: I won't love men. And I'm not getting that. I
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: found out it is turned that once. It been fifteen
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: days and this is sending me through something. So am
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I being petty wounded every third day? Can I have it? Yeah? Lady,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: the lady, the lady, yes? No? Do who right there?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Being petty? Right? All the man asking for it's some
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: loving three times? That's a lot. Now you're being petty.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I can't watch my shows going on. I mean, you
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: know what fault get my hair done. A sure, proud
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: to be told. I'm not gonna take up a lot
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: of your time. This, this is really really you ain't
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: gonna miss that much of your shot minute power. I
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: asked on the draw you you can be VR and
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: catch up photo show, go off a problem. You're not
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: being petty. You're not You're not being petty. You leaving
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: your head off your bed. You're being petty. You're not
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: being petty? What Jake? Okay, here it is. So I'm
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: driving on four or five. This lady cuts me off,
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: gives me the finger, not just the finger through the
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: roof finger, you know, through the sunroof finger. So I
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: followed her. That's a strong Now, that's the strongest finger
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: you can give somebody, the one that's through the roof,
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: through the sunroof. She stood up and gave me as
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: she drove. I followed her right to her job, and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: I was parked the long way as she pulled into
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: her slot. Now was I being petty? That's what you
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: get though, when you come through that sunroof on me.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: You know, the sunroof thing is the worst thing that ever,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: It is the absolute worst finger. Yet it's almost like
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: insulting my mother. Really, it's right up there with I
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: wasn't being petty. Let me ask off. I'm being petted.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: You know, my my sister just got home from jail,
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: and her first request was she wanted some glasses that
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: cost two and fifty dollars because the ones that gave
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: it in jail don't match none of her outfits. I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: told her to put the jail outfit back home. You're
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: not being petty. I mean they don't just get them
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: glasses out to nobody. I mean you did something to
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: get them, and if they're not matching, no regular clothes,
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: so I'll fit back home. It's just scrubs out here.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Wanted to coordinate. But had she not done what she did,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you wouldn't have gotten jail glasses. The brown horn realm glasses.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: She got them. Hugs, you're not being patty. I thought
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: you got one. Well, I was just gonna ask this quickly.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: This won't take much time. I'm in the store yesterday.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: So I get a phone call for my husband, right
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: so he says, um, do they have picnic baskets in there?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know picnic baskets. I
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: don't I don't even know what they look like. Now,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: so he says, well, look around. If they have a
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: picnic basket, I want you to get one because I'd
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: love to take you on a picnic. Pause long picnic
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: he said, yeah. I said, um, honey, I'm not really
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: a picnic kind of girl. Um, I don't do yes, yeah,
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: but I don't do bugs. I don't know. So I
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: was and we know you ain't cooked the food for
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the pic Okay, I'm sorry, Steve, Yes, sir, yes, the
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: man going on a picnic, you know it won't be there.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: Want hello now? He being petty when you walk up on.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: So I'm being petted now because I wanted to go
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: on to pick nick and you do so eyeball, huh,
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: always doing this pick nicking like but wow, you knowing
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: your gun? We are just pick nicking. That's how he
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: wind up with the sandwich later from the bottom, shaking
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: on your gun. I'm just saying, right, all right, okay
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: one to come on, come on, yeah, Steve, you know
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of cousins. You're always talking about
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: me and my family, got a lot of cousins and
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: Jack and they always have it get together. They want
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: me to come big. Oh like going over there because
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: they their TVs too small that they got from the flash.
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: You know, if you are used to a flat screen,
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: a big back throws you off. You cannot You can
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: enjoy television the same way you watch if you use
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: your flat screen. And what I'm saying you switched up
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: on a big back, don't. Okay, So I'm not turn
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: at the channel. A turn you're not too, Get out
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: of your safe about your seat and pick up some
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: what a remote? H I got a part? Yeah? No,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I'm being petty. Oh he invite me over his house
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: and standing in the apartment we're talking about coming out
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: on the balcony. List to you. He got a will
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: agree all out and two cheers, And you can't turn
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: in my control what we got. You're listening Steve Harvey
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right, right before we get to Miss
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Anne and our national news and headlines. I don't know
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: if you guys saw this, but former President Obama gave
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: big props to Jimmy Kimmel for speaking up for affordable
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: healthcare when he shared the story of his infant son's
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: heart surgery. Did just see this? I mean yeah, it
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: was very touching. Steve, You've been on Jimmy Kimmel's show
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: a lot well. Jimmy Kimmel opened up about his newborn
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: son's health issues. Jimmy's son, Billy, started to turn purple
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: about three hours after he was born. The baby was
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: born with a heart defect and had to be rushed
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: to emergency heart surgery. On his show, during Jimmy's monologue,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: Jimmy talked about healthcare and pre existing conditions. Take a listen,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: if your baby is going to die and it doesn't
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: have to, it shouldn't matter how much money you make.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: I think that's something now, whether you're Republican or Democrat
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: or something else, we all agree on that, right, I
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: mean we do. Yeah. It was very touching, and you know,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: he was tearing up as he was telling the story.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: But this is his son. You know. They showed the
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: picture of his baby with all these tubes coming out
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: of and everything. But the good news is that he's
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: much better. The baby is now. Jimmy Kimmel is it
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: shouldn't matter how much money you make. So imagine somebody
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: who isn't as financially fortunate as Jimmy Kimmel. Which is
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: the point the man was making Yeah, somebody is faced
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: with the dilemma that their child could die. And so
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: now that that that, they're almost putting out there that
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you can't get affordable health care if you have a
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: pre existing you can't get health if you have a
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: pre existing condition, which is one of the major things
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: of Obamacare. Well the man was saying, come on, man,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: if you've got money or not, a person should have
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: the right to live. The counter to them is they
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: keep saying that every state can repeal it to get
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: those prices down, because some of the Obamacare prices are high.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: But they'll leave it up to the state. You know,
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: good in heal Well, the state they're taken on this cause, yeah,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: they cut this out, which is going to get it
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: to repeal. The basic deal is they don't think that
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: they should have to pay for other people's healthcare. We're
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: the only industrialized nation that doesn't do that. So sad Canada,
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: You're going to get any any anything you need done
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: health wise immediately. I don't care what it is, you
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: get it done. It's in Canada. We're may CoA man,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: the richest country in the world, most powerful country in
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: the world. All Right, Jimmy Kimmel is off the rest
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: of the week and some of his celebrity friends are
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: filling in for him as co host. So our prayers
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: are with Jimmy Kimmel and his family, especially his baby son,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: who's going to be all right. They say, uh, Steve,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: you want to introduce miss hand ladies in gentlemen, your
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: fabulous miss and trials. Yes, h morning, everybody, Good morning everyone,
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: this is oh yeah, you know, I fell off the chair. Oh,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I fell off the chair, now, I was, I was.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: I thought I was bringing a tear towards me and
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I ended up on the floor. I know. That's very embarrassing.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Some of my back hurts if you get
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: my drift. Okay, sorry about that, alright, alright, so let's
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: let's go. I'm sorry. This is a troop with the news, everybody.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: You know. Lawmakers are now taking a closer look at
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: the airlines and how they treat the traveling public in
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: the wake of the recent incident on United Airlines where
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: a passenger was bumped from his seat on an overbook
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: flight and literally dragged off the plane you remember that one,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: and left with some significant injuries as a result. Representatives
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: of United, Alaska, Alaska, American, and Southwest Airlines were all
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: summoned to Capitol Hill yesterday to answer some questions. United
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: CEO oscar when Is repeatedly apologized for the way things
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: were handled by his air carrier as CEO. At the
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: end of the day, that is on me, and this
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: has to be a turning point for the eight seven
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: thousand people and professionals here are United. The airline CEO
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: promises to restore the highest levels of service as well
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: as a quote deeper sense of respect and dignity. Some
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Transportation Committee members seemed skeptical air threatening to legislate better
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: customer service protections for airline passioners. Most the airlines say okay,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: we're not gonna be overbooking any more flights, and then
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: others say, well we're not. We may overbook, what, we're
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: not going to make anybody get off once they have
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: their seat. Okay, this is a sad story. I told
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: you about this yesterday. But now the now, uh the now.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Former South Carolina police officer Micro Slayer has pled guilty
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: to a federal civil rights charge and the murder of
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: a fifty year old, unarmed black man named Walter Scott
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: may remember that thereby avoiding his scheduled retrial on murder,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: which would have carried a penalty of life in prison
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: if he were convicted. Slager is a white. He was
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: working for the North Charleston Police Department in April when
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: he pulled Mr Scott over for a broken tail light.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: At one point, Mrs Scott runs out of the car,
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Slager shoots him five times in the back. He claimed
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: that he killed Walter Scott because Scott was coming toward
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: him and had taken his taser. But someone took video
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: of it and it showed that the that Mr Scott
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: was running away from him. So Slag has been dismissed,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: and so much for that. So so so so let
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: me ask you dismissing what did he plead too? Because
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get that this morning on TV.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: Did he did? Did he take a plea deal? He? Yeah,
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: he's taking a plea deal. Okay, So what's it? Has
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: anybody saying what he's gotten yet? Uh? No, he hasn't
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: been sentenced officially yet, but part of the plea deal
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: will obviously not be life in prison, you know. And
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: then we have, of course, Steve We have that suburban
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: Dallas cop who shot an innocent black teenager in the
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: head with a shotgun. His name is Roy Oliver. He
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: was one of the officers call to a location. Jordan
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: Edwards was only fifteen. He had a straight a student.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: He and his friends are trying to drive away from
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: a rowdy gathering to get out of the way. For
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: some reason, this guy all of a shoots at the car.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Fifteen year old Jordan's ends up with his head shot
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: with a with a shotgun point. They say his head
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: was on fire. And this guy, this cop, has been
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: dismissed from the force, but he can appeal. It's been
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: not such a not such a wonderful week for all
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: of us, folks. And I'm sorry, very very Our children
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: are dying. Our children are dying. You're listening to the
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: String show. Well it is day after all. Coming up, Yeah,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: that's it's good to Jake do it again. Coming up next,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: we got the butterfly, Um and Oatmeal. They're both standing by.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: They're both standing by. Then get ready at thirty four
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: after the hour, because Jay, you will be up with
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: your murder the hits. You have another hit to you know,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: keep and your President is tweeting again. We have all
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: that coming up. Oh boy, that's a lot. That's a lot.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: Good morning, Stephen Tommy. I'm Shirley called Ju and you're
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: j Anthony Brown. Good morning to everyone on the pad
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: on that morning. Good morning, good morning. Okay, So, first
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: of all, I'm feeling really related left out. You guys
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: did um you know, am I being petty? And you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: guys did not allow me to be in that that
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: particularly second you did it earlier and to being petty
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to be a partisan to me, You're
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: not in that bit what I wanted to do. I
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: know what you're not, but you're not. But don't come
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: on here complaining about your time when I don't want
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: you here. Okay? Can I can I ask you about
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: some things? If I'm being patty? Can I do that?
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Can I at least well you can ask. Yes, you didn't.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Haven't even hurried me out yet you and I want
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: to hear from my peers, from Shirley Carlin Jr. And
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: J two because you you just something anyway, So listen
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: to me. Am I being petty? If when I got
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: to the bathroom, I I only want to use wet
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: whites instead of this shirt. Far is that petty something that? Okay,
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: I guess that. Okay, So like before I go out
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: on stage and if I if I pencil in my
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: um my eyebrows, is that being to petty your eyebrows? Well,
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I do it every day, So I don't know. I
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: don't think. Yeah, I don't think. I'm okay. Here's one
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: that's really bothered me because it's like my Stephen. Hey,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: here's what that's bothered me. Okay, So my choir members
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: are tripping with me, like they get upset, Like what
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: I think they've done a great job singing and I
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: packed them on the behind. They get upset? Aren't they
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: being petty? I'm just saying good job? No, no, in
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: your choir as a girl, Why do you say that, stude?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Because it's true, the only one and last, wee last.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna it's just it's nothing to get offended by.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: If I just pat you on your behind and say
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: good job. They do it on the basketball court out
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: of time, so like they're like when you do a
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: good joke, Stephen, if I pat you on your be hand,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: it's a good job. Steve, What do you think I
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: happened to you. It's just a little pet. One time.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you what happened to joke. I'm gonna
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: patch you on your pads. You're listening to Steve Morning
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Show back, Mama, I was mad at this story. Baltimore
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Orioles outfielder Adam Jones had a bag of peanuts and
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: some racial slurs thrown at him on Monday. The Boston
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Red Sox, among others, have since issued statements of apologies
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: to Jones. Yet it appears that his experience might be
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: might not be a rare one, at least not when
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: it comes to Fenway Park and Boston. Yeah. New York
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Yankees picture c c uh Sabathia had to say on
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: the subject that it's talked about among black Major leaguers.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: He says, they know there's sixty two of us. We
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: all know we go to Boston. Hey, just expect it, okay. Yeah.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: The list of other players with similar stories continues to grow.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: David Price, who currently pitches for the Red Sox, says
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: he has heard racist taunts from the Fenway attendees. Former
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Red Sox outfielder Carl Crawford went through a similar experience
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: except it was a police officer who was fired after
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: a racial slur directed him. And these are I mean,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: they're actually calling him the N words, you know. You
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: know the player for the Baltimore Orioles Uh that he
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: got report talked about it, and they did a story
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: on it. The next day when he came up to
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: the plate the Boston Fenway Park gave him a standard
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: ovation yeah, and really tried to make him feel like,
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: hey man, we're not at all like that because it
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: don't take much. Man, it just takes a couple of
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: butt holes to mess it up for some others. You know,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: that's happening out there at Fenway, especially go out on
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: that outfield, you know what I mean, they got a
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: group out there that's all that that does that kind
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: of stuff. And you know, but you know what I like,
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: I always say, your punk ass are always up in
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: the stairs, Bring your ass down on that field with
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: that same pack of penuts and hand him to me
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: and then see what happened to them peanuts and that
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: pack key word is pack yeah yeah, And then he
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: goes there right. Yeah. You know, I tried to be
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, you did it great, you know
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: I did a story. But then I'm still black. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, I'm gonna be mad at you now. So
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: what they're gonna say when he down at the hospital, uncle,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: What they're gonna say when they open him up? Sir?
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: What how did you get that? I just get this
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: pack of peanuts in the center of your anus this way,
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: so far, so far up in there. Wow? And then
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: as something else here he's already shoelaces. All right, there's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: a bat up in there. How did you get that?
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Still get in You're supposed to be murdering when it's
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: time for you, all right? Uh, this is half of
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: my murders. When I did the song by the Weekend,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: he had the weekend, it was the weekend eating ded
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: He since dropped the eat out of his name. I
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: don't know why I hate, but anyway, I didn't like
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: the song then, and I don't like you know what
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Well, you know, hey, hey, you know
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I'm bitter. When you brought me over here, you call
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: me bitter man. So now I'm listening. I gotta be happy.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Just listen to the song, the song, the song by
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: the Weekend. And I don't know what it's talking about
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: the words made me do, but it leaves a couple
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: hundred times ago, I had a song every day every day?
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Why is it so bad? I was? I can send
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: the song, so I sing it. I can't send the
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: songles I hate it. I don't love it, but I
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: sing is the song by the weekend? That a head
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: wind bloom? I don't know what he is talking about,
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: the words making you stupid. We're gonna hear the whole
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: song when we come back, but you're stupid. All right here,
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: here's Jake murdering another hit. Let's go, Jake, come on
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: a right here to the song by the Weekend and
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: a hand wind in the bloom. I don't know what
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: it's talking by. The words make needle them, but it
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: leans a couple hundred times. I know. I heard the
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: song every day every day. Why is it so fine
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: about it? It's lack of blood in it, kid, even
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: though I can't get out, I was shy now his voice. Oh,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I can't send the songles I hated, but it fa
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: so I sing it. I can't stand the songles I
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: hate it. I don't love it when I sing it. Oh,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: never song by the Weekend that a head when it comes.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know what he's talking by the words may
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: keep them on the radio and make so much I
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: hearing in my Yeah, so I say, just ad it, yeah,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: just add it the weekend that hate us? Can I can?
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: I keep stupid moving right after? That's stupid. Just go
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: with some most stupid can get back those too. Come
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: on your baby going back to preak. Hey, yes, I'm
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: trying to reach Mrs Thomas. Please m Thomas. My name
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: is Mr Stapleton. I'm actually the principal over at elementary school.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: You're I'm looking at my records indicating that your son,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: Thomas is going to be starting his first grade. Ready right, listen,
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: Ms Thomas, Um, I've been going through actually all of
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: the children's records that will be starting school, and I'm
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: looking at your son's grades from his kindergarten. Well, no,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: not exactly. I mean there's been a few Uh. I
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: actually spoke with the teacher and who he was under
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: in kindergarten, and it seems like he just really wasn't
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: up to par as the rest of the children. Now
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: his conduct now, he talked, but he gets his work.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: So what else is she saying? On that that ain't right. Well,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: what what's what it seems to be, ma'am, is that
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: his grades weren't up to par as the rest of
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: the other children. She did tell me he a disobedient child. No,
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: he disabeed into talking two different things. Come on, okay,
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: well man, listen. What we've decided here is we're gonna
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: let a little actually do another year of kindergarten. No,
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: y'all ain't gonna let him do another year of kindergarten. No,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: sun man, that's that's the only choice I have. After
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: uh No, we got our letter in the mail with
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: our report card the week after school started, and it
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: said on the back promoted. And if I got to
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: get about this cotch and go get it, I'm gonna
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: be because I'm telling you right now we will be
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: in the first grade kindergarten when that hard. I'm not
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: sure what they told you about him, but it must
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: be the wrong. Well, if I understanding, he's he doesn't
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: color as well as the rest of kids. He's all
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: he's out of lines when he call it. He doesn't
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: know his numbers completely. And that's kind of what we
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: need when you first come into into the first grade,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: when I can show you on this paper he did
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: satisfactory all the way through. Now you're about to me
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: after I'm already sick calling me with some about my
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: son blank and cander guard and he that kind of
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: does not color well, man, and color ain't gonna do
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: with the dad kindergarden. He is going to the first grade.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: And I'll be down there on August four, Mom, I
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: will not be able to allow you to get in
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: the school on August when Mr I'm sorry, uh, and
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: let me get Let's tell you what. Let me go
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: and get my pens and pen because I don't live
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: that far from this school. And if y'all an't read
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: it down there causing some comflict, I need to get
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: up and go down there because I'm not telling my
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: baby when he come home the day that he ain't
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: going to the day come first. Man. I hate to
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: say it, but I'm gonna have to refuse education from him.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: You know what, I just went back and put him
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: in public school. I know that was a stake in
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: the first place. Food which you're talking about some coloring.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Give me your name again, sir Stapleton. Man, and what's
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: that number down there? The number here is actually area
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: code women. I got the number in the mind. I
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: pulled up this report card. I got the number in
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: your name on the back of this paper. I'll tell
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: you what August twenty four will be coming in there,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: going to school, and I might make a trip around
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: that this evening when I come from the doctor the bottom.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not want to hear that. Colin ain't got no
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: to do with nothing else. It's not only color. Here's
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: a rhythmetickets back. Are you working with him at home
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: or you're doing anything at home? What you're trying to say,
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm an incompetent parent. I'm just asking as a parent,
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: are you working with your child? Working with my child
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: every day? He can read better than you. Probably, no,
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: he can't read. Don't read better than you, because obviously
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: you read that role on that paper that he's supposed
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: to be going back to kindergarten, when I know the
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: paper saying from it going to the first grade. And
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not listening to no more this about him going backwards. Now,
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: if you've got a problem with your paper work, maybe
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: you need to go talk to your secretary of somebody
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: in there that wrote my baby name down well. Your
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: son's name Thomas, ma'am, No, it ain't him, baby, I
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: know it ain't him. You're not gonna sit up and
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: tell me my son is blocking kindergarden. He is not
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: going back to that kindergarten. Don't bring yourself on downhill office,
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: do you hear me? I call you on be ready
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: to me and my husband, but we will be down
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: that that pack shoes, uniform everything you hear me? I
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: will not be able to allow him in education right now.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: I would come down there right now and make that
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: correction on that paper for your baby is not going
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: back to No, can't it gone for no coloring? Can
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: you bring him down here and let him color from me?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: So I can you tell my color in the rim
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: and taking on the show? No? Uh no, I'm sorry. Uh.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: We will be down that August two and four. I
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: would have this poor card in my head that says
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: you have been promoted to the first brother. He's gonna
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: have a mile on this face, and so are you.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to tell you.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? I'm listening. You ain't saying nothing. Yeah,
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: you better say something that sounds like the first glade
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: because I'm not playing. I would go down to this
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: dad on the administrative office and I had fine because
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: my son would be in that first glade. Are you
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: raising your voice? Who are you raising your voice? You're
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: talking to me? I'm crasy, it is what. I'm a
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: blind woman. I don't need to gless friends to you.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Why I'm trying to did you graduate? Honey? I am
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: a college degree person. I have a great job. My
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: husband and I do well by ourselves and for our children.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: And that's why we're not You're not even if you're
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: not even at work right now. Man, That's what I'm say.
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I told you that when you call here right on
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: the doctor to call me now, partner missing my phone call?
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: Can you color? Because your son can't color? God? Question
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: is that? Ask me? Can I color? What? Are you
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: white and black? Yes? Miss less me on my color? No,
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I ask you can you color? Like some racist lines?
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: And that can you color? No? My coloring and me
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: be color. Ain't got nothing to do with none of this,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: just a race thing. No, trying to make sure you
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: send him back. No, I'm not trying to send him back.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: I want to send him back to color to get
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: his coloring together. You what that ain't got nothing to
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: do with nothing. And if you're the head person down there, now,
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: you aren't competent and you aren't in a literate call
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: me and tell me that my son has to back
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: to the first grad. I got one more thing. I'll
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: tell you what I'm through with this guy comes through
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: with this guy. I'm gonna say one more thing, and
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be out here. Are you listening. That's his nephew,
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: pranked by your girlfriend. F L Shaw. I'm obla, I
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: am going to hu. You're about to get to play.
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm right now everything, I'm gonna everything. I'm
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: gonna beat huh because you know I don't play when
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: it comes to back. That's all right, all right, but
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: one more question. Now, what is the baddest I'm talking
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: about the baddest radio show in the land. That's Steve
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Baby, just trying to boil. Just just
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: back though to stupid. You did that. You did that
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: in color. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Let's get it.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Buckle up and hold on tied. We got it. Four
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: years Strawberry letter and it's a short one nephew subject
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: of family affair, Dear Steve and Shirley. I have been
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: in a committed relationship with my boyfriend for three years
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: and it is great, but I am starting to get
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: extremely bored in the bedroom. So a couple of months ago,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: I poured my heart out to my boyfriend's sister and
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: she truly understood what I was going through. That night,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: I began to have more than just friendly feelings for her.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: Since then, we've set it off in quotations three times.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend that I cheated on
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: him with his sister because I don't want to lose
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: what we have. I don't want her to tell either.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: I want to continue messing with them both. So how
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: do I remain loyal to my boyfriend? What should I do? Well,
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: first of all, you can't remain loyal to your boyfriend
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: because you've already betrayed his trust. I mean, you did
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: that the first time you got with his sister. You
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: said you've been with her three times and you don't
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: want to stop. So you know, as far as being
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: loyal to him, that's pretty much out of the window,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: and is that all it takes for you to cheat
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: is for someone to listen and really understand what you're
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. Uh, the way I see it, you're
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: you're not bored. You're you're not bored in the bedroom.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: You're just bisexual. That's what you are. Your bisexual. You
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: want your man and you want his sister. You want
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: them both. You said it in your letter. You don't
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: want to lose them. You want to continue to to
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: mess with them both. So don't blame your man because
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: you're not trying to fix what's wrong in your relationship
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: after three years. I mean a lot of times, you know,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: relationships after a period of time needs some refreshing, some reboot,
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: some you know, more romanticism into the relationship. I don't
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: think it's him at all. I think it's you, Steve Well.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: The subject is a family of fail that's the subject,
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Just Steven Shirley. I've been in a committed relationship with
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend for three years. While the commitment is over,
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: which is no longer a committed relationship. You're just in
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: a relationship with your boyfriend for three years, and it
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: is great. That was the next statement. But then she says,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: but I'm starting to get extremely bored in the bedroom.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: What ain't trying nothing new? Same old, same old, same
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: time limits. You know when it's what's going on? You
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: know winners ain't going on? You haven't got a time.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: You got a entry time and exit time. What's what's wrong?
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: What's wrong? Ain't when it ain't? No, ain't nobody spanking it,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: rubbing it's flipping it? What's wrong? What is it? What
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: is it? Ain't y'all ain't got no video cameras at
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: the house nowhere. You ain't got no little people can
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: come over and film this for you. You never thought
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: about having a little Housewives of Atlanta come over film
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: it for you. Stand on the dressing as a cheerleading squad.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying. What's wrong? So a couple of months
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: ago you decided to talk it over with your boyfriend's sister.
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: She really really understood what she was going through that night.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: After one talk that night, I began to have more
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: than just friendly feelings for her. That night. That night,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: you ain't looked at hard at the barbecue, bending over
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: unwrapping gilts at the Christmas tree. You ain't saying nothing
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: to it Thanksgiving, just that particular night here it came.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Now here's a key word, and this whole lot of
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: folks since then, we've set it all three times? The
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: hell is that? Hm? What is set it off? You know?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: Set means to put it down? Mm hmm, to play
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: something back? Who it come from? Set that there right there? Down? Now?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Set to put back? M hmm. Next work it now?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: What it are you referring to? I'm thinking it's the cookie?
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: So you didn't put that cookie right back where it
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: be long? And then all somebody take it off again?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: Somebody back down? Somebody took cookie back off. I better
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: they're boring, no moing now. But now here's the other part.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: This is where women start to throw us off as men.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I am afraid to tell my boyfriend that I cheated
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: on him with his sister. Why is it that women
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: y'all all feel the need to tell M M what
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: are you telling? I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: I cheated on him with his sister. Okay, don't tell it.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: What is this outcry from y'all to tell shut your
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: damn mouth. You did it three times? Now, first time
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: you could have said I got caught up. But second time,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: the second time you said it, you said it back.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: Quad was and you know what it is we're talking about.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: And she went right in there and took it off again.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: So y'all just set it off three times, h because
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose what we have. Did you
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: hear this line. I'm afraid to tell my boyfriend I
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: cheated on him with his sister because I don't want
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: to lose what we had. What y'all ain't got much
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: of nothing. You've been with the boy in three years.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: You ain't engage, you ain't gonna get mad. You extremely
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: bored in the bed room. It's something that came in
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: with an understanding ill and then then when it is
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: should have got just fake. Nick. You got your foot
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: all up that body lamp. You're knocked off the water
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: on the way you're the foot at but it's exciting
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: in that. Now. I really don't have no mo on
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: this letter. But we come back. Help mo on this
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: left everything he subject to a family affair. We will
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: be back with part two of Steve's response. You're listening
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: to Steve har all right, Steve, back to this letter
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: A family affair? You know, it's really over with, you know,
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: let's just go and get rid of this right now.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I don't want to lose what we have. You ain't
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: got nothing. You and the man ain't obviously ain't happy.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: I don't want her to tell her brother either. I
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: don't know what sister gonna go in there and go
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I'm sleeping with your date. I don't know how to
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: ask gonna work. I want to continue messing with them both,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: So here's let's let's just get I want to continue
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: messing with them both. So how do I remain loyal
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: to my boyfriend? M hmm, I want to continue messing both.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: How do I remain loyal to my boyfriend? Let's get
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: rid of all these words in this sentence. Loyal You
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: ain't boyfriend, he's not remain and you've been sleeping around.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 1: You can't remain something that you ain't. You ain't loyal,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: So why would you try to remain loyal if this
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: is your idea of loyalty. Didn't keep doing what you're doing,
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 1: because that's you got the wrong interpretation of love. It's
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: no problem you like both people you like? She said
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: you bisexuals not going and do you? But I do
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: think people that are bisexuals should tell their partners who
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: don't know they bisexual. I go both way so they
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: can make a decision. But then that's like most people
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: that cheat. Most people that cheat ain't gonna go and
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: tell the person I'm a Cheatah No, ain't nobody gonna
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: do that. I don't know what else to tell you.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: Let's go to what else we got to do today? Okay,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, all right, another day, another shocking
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: video taking on board a commercial flight. Did you guys
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: see this? Japanese and a flight from Tokyo to Los
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: Angeles was preparing to leave the gate when two passengers
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: began throwing punches at each other. I in the red
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: Hawaiian shirt. Passengers watched in horror, and the baby can
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: be heard screaming his flight attendant to try to break
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: up the fight. The combatant in the red Hawaiian shirt
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: he started it was said to be drunk when he
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: started fighting with the other passenger of the passenger other
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: passenger had on the black shirt. He was eventually let
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: off the plane and arrested for assault. The flight eventually
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: departed almost almost get this two hours late? Two hours late? Well,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: when you got on Hawaiian shirt on across country flight.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: That's that's problems right there. You didn't been to another
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: country with a Hawaiian shirt on that and then he
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: goes You think I'm crazy? What about the government that
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: was lost? Yeah he did that other guy was swinging.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Who was he fighting? A passioner? Just another the passenger,
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: but then the dude was was dropping them over. It's
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of pressure up there in these airplanes,
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: and it's a lot of fighting going on lately. Fighting
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: that they were both white, two white guys fight. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: I see. Nobody goes to jail when that happens. You know, No,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: you went to jail, even jail over in Tokyo. No, Tommy,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: you're going to jail black, white or purple. Yeah, you
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: started fighting on the plane, You're not going. Yeah, they're
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: gonna they't be waiting on you when you're land. You're right. Wow. Well, anyway,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: so you think I'm crazy, What about the government. What
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: does that have to do with you fighting up? So
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: you just snatched stuff out. That's not going to do
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: a good defist in Cord Yeah, what about your Gavin Man? Well, sir,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: government work, that's the first time, you know, you lose it.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: He's saying, you up, what if I runs? The saving
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: had nothing to do with nothing man. And now under
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: our tweeting, President uh, this is just way too much.
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: President Trump tweeted President Andrew Jackson. This is what he tweeted.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: Um yesterday or day before. I think he tweeted this.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: President Andrew Jackson saw it coming and was angry. He
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: would have never let this happen talking about the Civil War. Uh, Um,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: Andrew Jackson. President Andrew Jackson was a Yeah, he was
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: a slave owner and he had died sixteen years before
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: the Civil War started. But Donald Trump tweeted that he
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: saw it coming and was dead for sixteen years. But
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Trump and Clinton are still still going at it. That's
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: another story, right. Uh. Clinton resurfaced yesterday at the Women
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: for Women International charity lunchon and address what she believed
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: was the reason she lost the election. While she blamed
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: her campaign and herself, she also pointed to FBI director
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: James called me a lot of a lot of people
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: blamed him as well for reopening the closed investigation into
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: her emails ten days before the election. That was enough
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: to set off Trump, who went on one of his
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: typical Twitter tirades. He said FBI director called me was
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: the best thing, uh that ever happened to his campaign.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: So um, yeah, just stopped tweeting and run the heating history.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: You don't just watch the History channel. Maybe you're up
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: late tweeting and stuff. Yeah, FBI director comey was the
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: best thing that ever happened in Hillary Clinton in that
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: he gave her a free pass for many bad ds.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: That's what he said. Well, he don't know history for sure,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: now he does, he did, he was but sixteen years
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: But the man, the same man that said Frederick Duglas
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: is doing a great job. When you when somebody did
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: a shout out and the same guy, I mean, he's
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: doing wonderful work right now. That's what y'all voted for.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: And if you didn't vote that, yeah, yeah, if you
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: didn't vote, you're right, Carl, you that was a vote
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: for trum. Yeah. And you know that that everybody you
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: know that. That's why I'm not gonna do it on
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: this show. Just preach four years of doom and gloom.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: That's why I'm not gonna do it, because I mean,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: everybody's doing it. It's just doing what is we well,
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: you know, like you said, if you didn't vote, you
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: voted for it, you know, and this is but I don't,
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: but I don't. We really need to just go head
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: on because guess what, we already know what it's gonna
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: be like. Yeah, so we just go on and just
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: go on and just handle it like we've been handling it.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: Really ain't no surprise for us, not to us right now,
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: there's really no surprises in it for us. We can
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: just go hered because for us as business as usual.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: We've been through this before. People that surprised all other people.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: We already know what this is. We already know been there.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Haven't seen a bunch of PRIs before. Yeah. Yeah, So
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: doesn't Obama look good though and sod and rested the
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: best after president? Yeah he does, he does because he's
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: still young, still young. Yeah, well, I just love the
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: way it looks that, huh. You know he's bawling in everything,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: just doing whatever. Yeah, gets your four hundred dollars, you're speaking,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: hang out with you, smoke a couple of cigars, chill
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 1: with it. You're listening to Steve Harvey Show. All right, Steve,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: come on, this is gonna be interesting. Streets are talking,
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: The streets are talking. I take to the streets, Steve,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: see what the people are talking about. Checking out everybody's truly,
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: Jas Browns and Steve Harpy Morning Show. Who is the
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: biggest liar in your familyself? Who's the biggest liar in
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: your family? My dad? Who's the biggest liar in your family?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: My family? You know we're a godly family. We gotta
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: have one. We have adulterous thank you very much. Who's
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: the biggest liar in your family? Man got to be
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: the pops man. Never come get you when he said
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: he you're gonna gonna get you. Never give you the
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: gift he say he's gonna give you. That rangs the
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: top of the list. Still holding onto that pain? Huh Man?
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Who's the biggest liar in your family? Show my mom?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: Your mom is a big liar? Some of the lies
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: your mom is told? Who my father was? Whoa The
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: question of the day is, who is the biggest liar
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: in your family? My uncle and my mom, brother, my unct,
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: my mom's sister, and I got a cousin. Ain't little
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: father lie lie for no reason? Who is the biggest
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: liar in your family? Who's the biggest liar in your family?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: What does he lie about? And who's the biggest liar
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: in your family? Husband? Your husband lies a lot. What's
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: the last lie he told? I don't even know where
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: he is right now. Thank y'all so much, real quick,
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: what's the right this morning show in the world, Steve
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Thank you so much. She said, we're
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: a Christian family. We have a Yeah that's last actually
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: than man, Thank you man. And uh my daddy. Yeah,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: it's going to be a good bit on the talk.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: And my mom lied to me about that too. That's
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: a whole different story. But we're talking about that another time.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: About who my daddy will Yeah, yeah, the pain is
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: still there, but I'm talking that was never an issue.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: Itt out you slick man was the boss? Was never
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: an issue? Who was the boss? Now my mama was
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: the boss. But yeah, oh okay, yeah, what what was
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: the story you told the time, Steve, when you were
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: in the bathtub or something and your dad came in
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: the Daddy came in and used the bathroom while I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: was taking the bath. I was not huh came in,
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 1: well I got to go, and he started undressing and
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I was sitting there in the bathtubs, a little boats
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: and stuff in him starting to get concerned. Well he ain't,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: my daddy, asked Nick, And just hanging the clothes up
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: on the back of the dough. You know that's where
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: I got it from. I go to bath when you're
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: really feel to go. Well, you miss a lot of freedom.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Use everything for the for the traction. I understand it. Yeah,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: keep your shoot, all that stuff up on the wall.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: And he just started, man, and I couldn't take it.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: I was trying to get lower and lower down in
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: the water. Water starting to cool off here, and they're
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: just reading and grunting and and it started getting fouling there.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: So I tried to go down lower and keep the
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: bubbles around my nose to block it. Then the bubbles
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: got in my nose and I was actually drowning in
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: six inches of water. It was a horrible day for me,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: and my brothers was laughing. They asked, of course, I
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: know Daddy ain't sitting up in there man using the bathroom, Stephen,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: that damn water. Daddy can't win it that day, didn't he? Men?
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: He brought it, brought it brought the pain. Taught me
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: a lot, though, once up. After that, I locked the
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: bath room doing act like I can't hear because there
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: was only one bath one bathroom, one bathroom, one bath
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: yeah yeah, but it and you took a bathroom by yourself. Man,
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: y'all have money. I was just visualizing him and the top.
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: Well I was a tall boy, so wasn't who else
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: is gonna get in there? Well, I mean and my cousin.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: We had to take a bath together and then saved
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: that water. Don't you think water? Don't you pull? We
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: had to do that to stand the second. But that's what.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: But then what my mom and then would do would
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: put some bubbles in there and switch it around. I
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: couldn't see it was cloudy. Remember that film with the
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: on the top stead That ain't never bothered me though,
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: yeah I didn't. Film didn't bother me in the cloudy
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: water and the cloudy water and your daddy. And then
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: that was another thing. And don't know, I learned to
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: when they told me to stay out of his old spice,
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: and I got into that old spice and neckid one
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: day it was flash it on my hands and got
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: some on my little jewels, yeah, on my little chesting
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: them chesting the spice on and I didn't know what
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: it was, so I was bad from me. It started
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: off with a with a slight whimper like that, and
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: then it gets into it, and then it then it
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 1: started too and then after a while it was I
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: had old spots on my jewels, old spice on the jewels.
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: You're listening, ste all right, Janet Jackson is back in
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: the news. Yeah, we heard from her most recently when
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: she was of course, she gave birth to her baby boy.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: Then she announced her divorce. Well now she just got
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 1: real and confirmed that her divorce is in the courts
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: and it's in God's hands now. Then she and now
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: she's coming uh on tour. She's going back on tour.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: She's continuing her State of a World tour. Here it is.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. Hey, you guys, it's me jan just
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: a cause you don't recognize me because I have put
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: on quite a few since I had the baby. But
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 1: I thank God. I thank God for him, you guys.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 1: He's so healthy, so beautiful, so sweet, so loving, such
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: a happy baby. This message was supposed to be about
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 1: something else, but I'll get to that in a minute.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: I just want to keep it real with you guys
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: for a second. Yes, I separated from my husband. We
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: are in court and the rest is in God's hands.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: I'm continuing my tour as I promised. I'm so excited
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: to you guys, so excited. She's just put on a
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: couple of pounds. Jake control over here? Do we have
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: to add Janet now to the list? See Mary j Blige,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: John Legend. You ain't just add none of my friends
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: on this show. You ain't gonna have no friends in
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 1: a minute. Yeah no, that ain't. Word's gonna happen. What's
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: gonna happen? Somebody that's gonna be back over there than you? Are?
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: You always defending? Oh no, no, no too foods. But
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 1: what you ain't been doing? Write a song about this? Now?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying she's not in control. Here we go,
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: stupid man coming just the widest. Jackson did not just
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 1: tell y'all, y'all go sit them and and courage each other.
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: You don't come if we're telling us to stop stop
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: Jake only and I'm dating the big screen Jay slew
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: tolet No, I'm not Steve sure. You said only on
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 1: big screens. You said that the stall in four D.
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: We had to add an extra D. I'm not going
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: there with Jay. You heard Steve the leader of this
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 1: nine days then you right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: have to because I know what it feels like to
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: be out of work. I'm sorry. Don't do too Just
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: do one more, just one moment you watch by weight
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: watching I can't believe all right, he asked, added Janet
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Jackson to the list of celebrities that hate us now
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: thanks to Jay all right. In addition to the show's
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: postponed when when her pregnancy was announced last year, uh,
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: the fifty six dates include several newly added locations. Tickets
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: held for several for previous Unbreakable Tour events that are
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: now rescheduled will be honored at the new dates. So
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: that's good. Yeah, So she was on tour many bad
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: King l everyone, Tommy jet one, get one man, the
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: boss have spoken. That's our free Yes, you just got here,
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: damn thing. But that so her tour starts seven September
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: seven in Lafayette, Louisiana, So get ready for that. She's excited, man,
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: that taste the freeze. Okay, I'm done with this story.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be September seven and Lafayette. It starts, It says,
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: the fun begins that Ham and cheese. I hate him.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: Gumbo gumbo. Okay, alright, so it's Celo again. The list
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 1: of celebrities who hate us, Mary j Blige, John Legend
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: just at it this morning, the weekend and now Jenny. No,
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: they're not gonna they're gonna hate j Yeah, he's murdering
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: a hit right now as we speak. Okay, the next
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, remember that Shirley tell me bout to
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 1: take us to the tour. He didn't get to see Janney.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: Remember Houston show, and that's September nine, Tommy, and they
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: don't want to give your money back. They was tripping
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: because she's coming back. She's coming back my money and
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: bought something to eat with it. Now you money. I
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: hope Jane sit on you. Tom shut up. Jane did
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: not get sex to you. I was Jane s jo.
• 1:24:44
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry it was too much. I'm sorry. I cannot
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: with you guys. Paris Jackson, Janet's niece, Michael's daughter. Paris
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 1: is set to make her feature film debut. She's acting
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: uh in an unto title thriller from Amazon studio. She'll
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: start opposite David Yellow o um and some other people.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Charlie's there on. She's been a movie with Janet, not
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: just a different movie. Yeah. Yeah, she's just doing her
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: thing now she's acting. Yeah, that's pretty big. I can't
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: believe you said that. I mean for Paris to be
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: an actress. Jay, Charlie A big plus. That hurt, she
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: said big. He's actually pointing his finger at me right now?
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: Am I being petty? Yes? Steve is so mad? Right, comedian,
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: We're moving on to the to the met ball all uh,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: pick up to La La, who's going through a lot.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: But she looked fantastic. Oh my god, damn you dress? Yeah?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: The hell would you dress? Yes? She did? I just
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: wanted to get that out there. Yeah, she really looked beautiful.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 1: She did. And Jaden Smith cut off his dreads and
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: he brought them with him. He had him in his hand. Close.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah all right, I know you've been working though, but
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 1: have you been watching the playoffs? Ya? All? That's all
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: I got to say. Hey, wait on, everybody the state,
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: whoever come on rockets, come on rockets Houston. You see
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: we did to say Antonio Maze saw that all right,
• 1:27:02
  Speaker 1: you're listening. Well, well, well you've heard about La La
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: and Carmelo getting a divorce. Yeah, they're on the outs,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: even though there are some reports now they're saying he's
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: begging her back. I wouldn't be surprised if she went back, wouldn't. Well, Carmelo, Yeah,
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 1: stranger things have happened. Definitely, I mean, it definitely has happened. Um,
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: but Kobe and here's ye that yeah and Carmelo Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 1: that's that's a that's a big change the baby. I agree,
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: I agree. Carmelo is allegedly planning to get out of
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 1: New York City altogether. He wants to clear his head
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: and get away from the drama surrounding the scene. Clear
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: my head. That's he's Layne, he said, at large criminal
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: or junior right about that? Man, he's in a bad
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: spot with this one. No, this is not good. Yeah,
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 1: this is just good. And let me ask you that
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: because I don't really keep up with this type of
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: All of this is true though. What about the stripper
• 1:28:20
  Speaker 1: and there? Yeah, I mean yeah, as far as we know,
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll tell you this. It was on TMZ
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: okay once it's on TMZ's entertainment Bible. Yeah, that's like
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: our jet back in the day. I remember if it
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: was in the jet, it was true. Yeah. So um, anyway,
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 1: guess where he's planning to come though, he's leaving New York.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 1: Guess where he wants to go? L A, l A.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: You know it l as some of the best trippers.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: That's not a good place for him. Then, yeah, well
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be tough, man, if he doesn't get his
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: family back together, which I always pulled for that, but
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: you know, you can't, you know, and you know, and
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  Speaker 1: top five movies this week? I don't know if we
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  Speaker 1: got to it or not. Yeah, still in the top five.
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  Speaker 1: The Boss Baby. That's a good movie. I movie so much.
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  Speaker 1: Number four, The Circle, that's the Tom Hank That's the
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  Speaker 1: I haven't heard of that. Number two This looks really funny.
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  Speaker 1: Looks funny lover. And then number one movie again, The
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  Speaker 1: Fate of the Furious. Yeah. I only saw one of
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  Speaker 1: those movies and that was in nineteen point four million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna make another one? Bet? Yeah? I mean when you
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  Speaker 1: make that kind of money? Yeah, what are you saying?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I ain't saying nothing. Him what I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to say, you're talking about movies. Oh yeah, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: talking about you know, like I've been to a damn
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  Speaker 1: movie or something. Damn movie. He doesn't go to movies
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  Speaker 1: and he doesn't watch talked to, got on his nerves.
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  Speaker 1: Get standing. You know you don't go to movie, Steve, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: damn movie. Man, Why not? Why you don't go to movies? Man,
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  Speaker 1: let them know. Dog how I'm gonna go to the
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  Speaker 1: gonna get harassed the whole movie. Everybody got what this
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do all that. A man. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, let me tell yourself. When I get off,
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  Speaker 1: what I like to do is go home. He's still
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  Speaker 1: don't talk in the movie. You can just go in
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  Speaker 1: with your This guy, I can't watch the movie though
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  Speaker 1: for you. They do a private screen if you want,
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  Speaker 1: whole thing, anybody, because that's the way a lot of
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  Speaker 1: Well then I'm gonna run down to a MC and
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  Speaker 1: in the house. I just yeah, yeah, I just ain't
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  Speaker 1: coming back over. Everybody today is that he's the worst
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  Speaker 1: What a one five? And y'all still he's actually buil
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  Speaker 1: that's what you count down? One second? All right? Uh,
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  Speaker 1: last break of the morning. We're out of here straight
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  Speaker 1: ignorant the start, thanks mostly in part to you. And
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  Speaker 1: you didn't say anything wrong. I didn't your hair, your
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  Speaker 1: hair what innocent? I think you're being pettished. You got
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  Speaker 1: people tweeting. Come on, I don't know why you're mad.
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  Speaker 1: You know what he did for your body over here.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know the bitterness was gonna be against celebrities. Don't.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about celebrities on this show. They gotta
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  Speaker 1: and everything. CeeLo, Mary J. Blige, John Legend, and Justine.
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  Speaker 1: We could get past that. I've already talked to her
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  Speaker 1: and we got pasted what she says. No, no, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's good. Okay, just that this morning though, the weekend whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Jim Jackson, Yeah, yeah, it wasn't the Jacksons.
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  Speaker 1: It was no, no, No Jackson ain't gonna lead Damn
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  Speaker 1: Jackson as long on this show. You're gonna leave him
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  Speaker 1: gonna do, is leading Damn Jackson. Find somebody else talking
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  Speaker 1: about talking about Damn osmate. I mean, but Steve, you
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  Speaker 1: have there is a point that the tweeter made you
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  Speaker 1: And there we got other people tweeting Janet just had
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  Speaker 1: a baby. Yes, Vinny tweeted, you knew who Steve was,
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  Speaker 1: you knew who Jay was when you bought him over here?
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  Speaker 1: Did he missed me? And then Kaela said love the show.
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  Speaker 1: But Janet Jackson comments gonna way too far. I think
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  Speaker 1: they were too far, too but you didn't know, but
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  Speaker 1: now that I think it was too big, too big. Hey, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: the stupid person you just do dumb and stupid, dumb
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  Speaker 1: here's the story. It says, if you're a guy who
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  Speaker 1: makes impulsive decisions, you know, if you do stuff and
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  Speaker 1: don't think about it, researchers say you might be able
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  Speaker 1: to blame testosterone. Yeah. Interesting how scientists discovered that men
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  Speaker 1: with high levels high levels of testosterone are quicker to
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  Speaker 1: make snap judgments than people with low tea levels. It
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  Speaker 1: your work or increasing increases the gut feeling that you're right.
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  Speaker 1: So it depends if you have high I made some
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  Speaker 1: very event just today. I made something like a couple
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  Speaker 1: pick one. You know it's not gonna w when you're
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  Speaker 1: standing and I shouldn't be doing. You're standing up one
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  Speaker 1: of my things wrong and this is so this is
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  Speaker 1: so wrong. What are you having against marriage? Though? Really
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  Speaker 1: we don't have that much. We look at the cloud.
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  Speaker 1: We don't have much time. No, we got no, we don't.
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  Speaker 1: Plenty of times I might do it again, but yeah
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  Speaker 1: really yeah, oh yeah, give up a love man. No,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. But those other three times did. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: bet you're going to say three has been molding three.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna out there. I know what he told you.
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  Speaker 1: You've been like the whole time to be someone's had
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  Speaker 1: more marriages than him. Ye, hell yeah, I made it.
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  Speaker 1: How The first rule of improv is whatever they put
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  Speaker 1: out there, go with whatever you say. Come on your
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  Speaker 1: family now. No, no, no, I don't need to going
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  Speaker 1: over the number, but it's more on up. Okay, easy
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  Speaker 1: for again, go ahead. I want to ask and Steve something. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: how long after your first manage did you start looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to your second one? I'm just curious, idiot, right o. God,
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  Speaker 1: this has to be dumbest, dumbst thing you have ever
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  Speaker 1: said on this, and you've said a lot of him
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  Speaker 1: just be done by himself. I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: in your dumb group. It's dumb that I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to be in your dumb group. Be done by your
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  Speaker 1: damn How long helped after your first marriage should you
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  Speaker 1: start looking forward to your second? I'm just it's just
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  Speaker 1: a question, okay. If you're asking Jay who said he
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  Speaker 1: doubted it at the altar? So you don't want Jay's answer,
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  Speaker 1: because he could tell you how much time after your
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  Speaker 1: first marriage starts to just start looking forward to your
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  Speaker 1: second one. That's all. Just got married, Ja, kind of
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  Speaker 1: just got married. Just got married. You got the right one,
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  Speaker 1: so you don't have to do this. It's ridiculous. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want to be no more. I don't blame you.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to be sitting out in your club.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't take you long as I got here either, Jake
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  Speaker 1: to realize I don't want to be known with him.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it, Ja, listen to me. Have a great weekend.
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