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Fresh off of Mothers Day - 05.15.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all bag at
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  Speaker 1: all sung looking back to back down, giving them just
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  Speaker 1: like theming bu things and it's tub y'all to be true.
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  Speaker 1: Good it tat hart guy listening to meet together for study.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you join? Yeah? Yeah by joining me? Honey, say
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  Speaker 1: wait do you turn? Yeah? You got you gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn at the turn you love it got to
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  Speaker 1: turn out to turn water wan go come come on
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  Speaker 1: your back now. Uh huh, I shall will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: and now one it only Steve Harley got a radio
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  Speaker 1: show today. I want to just share something with you.
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  Speaker 1: Um along your way, um to wherever it is you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to get to. You know, every everybody has a
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  Speaker 1: different definition for success, and I'm not. I'm not here
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  Speaker 1: to tell you what yours should be. I mean, please
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  Speaker 1: pursue whatever you think success. He is aim as high
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  Speaker 1: as you can though. Uh, that's for sure. My father
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  Speaker 1: used to say all the time. I'm sure you all
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  Speaker 1: have heard it in different variations, but he used to
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  Speaker 1: always say, aim for the moon. Just in case you miss,
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  Speaker 1: you'll still be amongst the stars. Just say that to
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  Speaker 1: me all the time, So that always was in me
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  Speaker 1: to aim high. Now he was and saying aim with
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  Speaker 1: the intent to miss. He was just saying aim in
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  Speaker 1: case you miss, you're still amongst the stars. If you
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  Speaker 1: aim for the moon. But if you just aim for
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  Speaker 1: that first flow wind and you miss it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: usually run into some type of wall and nothing happens.
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  Speaker 1: You slither down. But a lot of times I think
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  Speaker 1: along the way, folks, you know, we just don't understand
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  Speaker 1: what all it takes, and so we give up along
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  Speaker 1: the way. But there's a couple of things I want
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  Speaker 1: you to prepare yourself for. You know. In my book,
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  Speaker 1: act like a lady, think like a man. I told
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  Speaker 1: her people that men love three ways. They profess, they provide,
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  Speaker 1: they protect, and that's the core essence of a man's love. Well,
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  Speaker 1: there's some other peas in life too. And uh now,
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  Speaker 1: the number one thing you have to understand about trying
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  Speaker 1: to be success full. And I guess I call this
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  Speaker 1: the four piece. I may come up with five along
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  Speaker 1: the way. I don't know. I'm just talking as it
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  Speaker 1: is given to me. So I'm gonna summer start by saying,
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  Speaker 1: as these are the four piece of uh success that
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  Speaker 1: you have to get ready for it. Number one, it's pressure,
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  Speaker 1: pure pressure. Being successful is just pressure. A lot of
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  Speaker 1: it is applied by the circumstance of what you're trying
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  Speaker 1: to go for and what you're trying to do, but
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  Speaker 1: a lot of it also is self imposed pressure. It's um,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's what you put on yourself to make it.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's a sense of urgency, it's it's a sense
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  Speaker 1: of necessity. But pressure is the first thing I want
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  Speaker 1: you to be ready for. And pressure sure comes in
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  Speaker 1: a lot of different forms, but it's gonna be pressured.
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  Speaker 1: As an old saying, the pressure bus to pipe. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's why most people turn around because of the pressure
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  Speaker 1: of trying to be successful. I want you to get
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  Speaker 1: it in your mind that it is going to be
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  Speaker 1: a pressurized situation on your rise to the top. Pressure wise,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be pressure. It's gonna be difficult to do.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be moments when it seems like it's real heavy.
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  Speaker 1: It's gonna be moments, man, when it feel like you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna burst us. All comes from pressure. Pressure, buster pipe pressure.
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  Speaker 1: But understand that that is what it is. Is not
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  Speaker 1: going to change. That's it. Prepare yourself, get ready for
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  Speaker 1: there to be pressure. The second thing I want you
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  Speaker 1: to understand is when you receive this pressure, you have
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  Speaker 1: to persist. You got to stay at it, You got
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  Speaker 1: to dive all up. A dog. Inness has a there's
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  Speaker 1: a song out He says, why must I feel like that?
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  Speaker 1: Why must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog
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  Speaker 1: in me? That's a funny line in that song, because
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  Speaker 1: really I was thinking about it one day. I was
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  Speaker 1: humming it and and and it, and it occurred to me, said,
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  Speaker 1: why must I feel like that? Why must I chase
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  Speaker 1: the cat? Nothing but the dog in me? And you know,
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  Speaker 1: now you could take it into literal sense that the
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  Speaker 1: cat chases the dog because it's innately is in his
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  Speaker 1: spirit that cats and dogs are a lot of times enemies.
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  Speaker 1: Now people have pets and help proven that if you
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  Speaker 1: show love on both sides, they can exist. And that
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  Speaker 1: happens too. But naturally, innately, when your cat goes by
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  Speaker 1: a dog, your dog don't recognize him, that some barking
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  Speaker 1: going on. I'm talking, I just walking through the neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: or something. So but the reason that this dog's so
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  Speaker 1: persistent towards this cat's just cause it's in him. It's
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  Speaker 1: innately in him. And what I'm saying to you, just
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  Speaker 1: using that as an analogy, is that you got to
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  Speaker 1: be you got to be persistent in that. You got
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  Speaker 1: to develop some dog in you now, because pressure take
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  Speaker 1: some fighting back. See if you don't fight back against pressure,
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  Speaker 1: pressure buster pipes, so what you're think it will do
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  Speaker 1: to you? Pressure crack walls, pressure calls, explosions. So if
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  Speaker 1: you don't fight back to hold it in, you understand
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  Speaker 1: pressure does most people in the simple thing called pressure,
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  Speaker 1: the weight of what it feels like to want to
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  Speaker 1: be successful every and go day, over and over and
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over. It's just too much pressure.
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  Speaker 1: People crack. You got to persist. You have to persist.
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  Speaker 1: You can the thought of giving up can come, but
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  Speaker 1: you gotta get it out. You gotta persist. The next
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  Speaker 1: thing I want you to think about, there's another something
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  Speaker 1: that I've been thinking about for years and learn for years.
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  Speaker 1: It's called perseverance. See, to persist means to to to
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  Speaker 1: to to insist. Keyword and insist and persistence insists you must,
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  Speaker 1: you must insist that this is going to happen. Now,
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  Speaker 1: the persist I'm assuming means it's a pro action. It's
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  Speaker 1: some type of pro action that you go towards it
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  Speaker 1: to make it. You know, persist, you gotta be persistent.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be constantly at insisting that it happens. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta be constantly at it. But the next thing I
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  Speaker 1: want you to remember is perseverance. Perseverance is important. Perseverance
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  Speaker 1: means that when you've done your best, when you've persisted,
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  Speaker 1: when you're fighting back against the pressure. Perseverance simply means
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna hang in here. Now. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to hang in here. What if if a crack come
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  Speaker 1: into pipe, I'm gonna hang in there. If the pipe bust,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep going. If I gotta put duct take
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  Speaker 1: silly glue, bondo mud, whatever I got to put on
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  Speaker 1: this thing. Man, I'm gonna use perseverance. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: stay with it no matter what. So we're looking at
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  Speaker 1: the three things again. You got to understand that it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be pressure that you're gonna have to persist keyword
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  Speaker 1: and persistence Insist. You have to insist that no matter
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  Speaker 1: what the pressure is, I'm gonna stay with it, but
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  Speaker 1: then perseverance. If it goes wrong. Man, you got to
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  Speaker 1: get in there and keep fighting. But then, Lord her Mercy,
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  Speaker 1: nothing helps you handle the three peas better than the
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  Speaker 1: fourth pace. You got to pray. You got to use prayer.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta talk to God. You gotta use faith. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta have some conferences with him late at night, early
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, in the middle of the afternoon, when
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  Speaker 1: you own the train, when you're driving, you got to
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  Speaker 1: talk to God. Man, you gotta get yourself some help
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  Speaker 1: along the way. Nothing is bigger than prayer. There is
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  Speaker 1: nothing bigger than prayer. Prayer will help you overcome the pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer will help you stay persistent, and Lord her Mercy,
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  Speaker 1: prayer will help you persevere them is the foe Pas
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  Speaker 1: that just came to me today. God gave that to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm passing it on. You're listening to show. I have
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  Speaker 1: exactly twenty one minutes after the hour. That would mean
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  Speaker 1: that it has begun, that the greatest show on Earth
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  Speaker 1: is off and on the run. It may not be
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  Speaker 1: conceivable to most of you, but I'll tell you one thing.
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  Speaker 1: It is the place to be and the thing to do.
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  Speaker 1: Those of you that are wondering what's going on today?
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  Speaker 1: Just hang on, hang on, it's about to get underway.
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  Speaker 1: Why did I learn how to rhyme? So swell? Well,
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  Speaker 1: it comes from playing with myself where you're just a
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  Speaker 1: little boy. You could sit there and just get it
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  Speaker 1: on all by damn. It's lonely. Iurs being great. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I was as a child. Everybody else was just
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  Speaker 1: sitting over there, just doing real regular old kids stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I was out there killing and cracking him over the head,
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out my next move. Yes, I was
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  Speaker 1: a happy job and lone child. Ah, it was me
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  Speaker 1: theages and gentlemen, Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morny Show.
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  Speaker 1: I was gonna snap like we go deepness to drain minimum, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: deepness early. But his delivery was yea yeah. Do we
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  Speaker 1: learn anything there? Yes we did? What did we learn?
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  Speaker 1: He was a lonely ChIL child, a lonely rhyming child. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: damn right. It could have been a rap. Did you
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  Speaker 1: ever hear that while growing up? Stop all that rapping rhyming?
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever hear that about it talking? Just talking?
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  Speaker 1: Because I was only child, It's just just wasn't winners,
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  Speaker 1: just talking you just talked a lot of the conversation. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I talked a lot. I mean no, not really. I
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  Speaker 1: think my problem was uh huh ah, I had so
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  Speaker 1: many the problem look at you though, Yeah, what do
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  Speaker 1: you mean problem? Hey? Are y'all talking to me without
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  Speaker 1: an appointment? I forgot? So what we ain't from to do?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna start listening to this damn internet
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  Speaker 1: friend man, just TV. That was radio too, man. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man, I didn't even really know. You know what.
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  Speaker 1: It's an amazing thing about God. He shields me from
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  Speaker 1: so much because he understands the effect it is. He
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  Speaker 1: shields me from a lot. I just I just you know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I've been in the middle of a hurricane
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  Speaker 1: and I'm the eye and I just sit there and
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  Speaker 1: God has taught me this. It's gonna be a lot
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  Speaker 1: swirling around you. You just stay in that eye, that
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  Speaker 1: center where I got you. Don't step out in that
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  Speaker 1: swirl and get caught up in it, and just let
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  Speaker 1: the swirl happen. It's gonna die down. You know what
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  Speaker 1: this is from We have been through this before, so
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  Speaker 1: that's what it is. So I accepted, Man, get on
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  Speaker 1: well we usually do. Yeah, now hear y'all, I think
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  Speaker 1: it's even better. Come back something funny, asked the CEO,
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  Speaker 1: the one to send the memo out that y'all want
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  Speaker 1: to put all over the damn TV. You're listening, Steve, Well,
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  Speaker 1: here we are. It's time for something funny and guess
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  Speaker 1: what it is today. Y'all can come on and get
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  Speaker 1: yourself warmed up right now, this is, asked the CEO. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what a good time I'm to ask me something too,
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  Speaker 1: fresh off the memo that's been all over TV? Is
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  Speaker 1: this your favorite segment? Hell? Yeah, yeah, people don't get it? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: when do we start? Ye? Who asked the first question?
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  Speaker 1: All right? First? Want you want to be first man?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Yeah, I have a very important question. And
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  Speaker 1: since it's so new and so personal, excuse what I
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  Speaker 1: do is I point at It's like a press comfort
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  Speaker 1: Go ahead, new man. Okay, thank you very much, Mr Harvy,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you very much for allowing me to ask a question.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for your gracious just allowing me to ask
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  Speaker 1: you a question, to be in the same presence of it.
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  Speaker 1: Just get to the question, though I'm trying to. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to get all this out. Yeah, So my
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  Speaker 1: question is so serious that what I'm gonna do is
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  Speaker 1: I want to get Tommy to ask it. Okay, how
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  Speaker 1: about that? So kind of has my question I'm through.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's exactly go ahead, Yeah, Mr CEO.
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  Speaker 1: There was an email sent out of no cussing uh
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  Speaker 1: here uh at the job. But it seemed like CEO,
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  Speaker 1: you've been doing a lot of cussing. It seems like
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  Speaker 1: you're contradicting what you're telling us to not do, but
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  Speaker 1: you're doing it yourself. No, I ain't contradicted nothing. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: can't cuss. You bet not cuss or you won't have
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  Speaker 1: a job. I can't about to fry me. Next question, question,
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  Speaker 1: That was his question. Yeah, yeah, question, Mr ceo, Mr CEO, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know summertime coming along, vacation season
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  Speaker 1: and starting up, and have you changed your mind your
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  Speaker 1: policy on the no vacation uh stance that you've had
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  Speaker 1: in the past, considering the memo that's floating around. Memo,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, is not floating around. The memo was
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  Speaker 1: leaked by a discruntial employee that ain't working in l A.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that was. Now, as far as your vacation goal,
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  Speaker 1: submit your vacations and then and I need a time
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  Speaker 1: frame that you want to have a vacation, and I
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  Speaker 1: determine whether you're going or not. Let's wait a minute. Huh,
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  Speaker 1: But you know we're all old vacation. I mean that's
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  Speaker 1: part of no no, no no. What you own is
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  Speaker 1: your check and that's what you get. You're not old
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  Speaker 1: of vacation, request of vacation. And if too many requests
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  Speaker 1: is on the same day, somebody ain't going. Well, well, sir,
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  Speaker 1: the problem is that you have all the vacation days
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  Speaker 1: when you want to go somewhere. Yeah, well, well, well
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  Speaker 1: it look like you need to get your own company.
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  Speaker 1: Then don't go We're never going to vacation question. We're
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  Speaker 1: stuck here, so you can't go on vacations. So the
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  Speaker 1: option is get your own company. That's the option question
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  Speaker 1: or we're stuck here. Next, but I'm not going to help,
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  Speaker 1: just squashing now, next question, come one. Okay, So we
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  Speaker 1: would like to talk to you before we actually go
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  Speaker 1: on the air. Run some ideas by you. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we send you emails and text messages and you don't answer.
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  Speaker 1: So how are we supposed to get these ideas and
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  Speaker 1: creativity going for the show. Well you ain't supposed to see.
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  Speaker 1: Why would I do show PRIP when I'm already great?
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Mr CEO. Next question, Yeah yeah, a little man.
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  Speaker 1: You said that we have to make an appointment to
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  Speaker 1: speak with you. But we have to make an appointment
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  Speaker 1: with you. Who do we make the appointment with you?
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  Speaker 1: Don't get one? Talk to me? Next question, Make me
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  Speaker 1: understand that it's been brought my intention that you're doing
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  Speaker 1: some cutbacks. You've taken everybody's computer and replaced it with
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  Speaker 1: pen and paper. Uh, how are we're supposed to look
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  Speaker 1: up different things and find out what's going on in
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  Speaker 1: the world You took our computer? Well, the computers just
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  Speaker 1: huting the cutback, peing the papers old school m hm. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what's your problem? Well I can't google you work people
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  Speaker 1: today you always want to google something, learn something. Go
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  Speaker 1: down to her library, find a card catalog, look at
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  Speaker 1: the book, get go see if the book is down,
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  Speaker 1: do it the way I did. If you don't want
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  Speaker 1: the job, move on, ce new Man. Yes, the question.
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  Speaker 1: Do you like us? That's obvious. Let's see, let's see
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  Speaker 1: what's going on. Okay, it's surely Strawberry with the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Um, okay, there have been several requests.
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  Speaker 1: There have been several requestsments to CEO for interviews. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: in light of this, I hate to keep bringing it up,
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  Speaker 1: with this memo that's out here from you and they
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  Speaker 1: no one can reach you. So consequently, we get the Texas,
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  Speaker 1: we get the emails, we get the calls. What are
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  Speaker 1: we supposed to say? Deal with it? Deal with it,
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  Speaker 1: deal with it. I'm dealing with it. You deal with it.
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  Speaker 1: Support your CEO. We do. We're exhausted. You exhausted. I
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  Speaker 1: got farted for interview requests from sing in all the
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  Speaker 1: way down the radio, dot online. You're a near as
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  Speaker 1: exhausted as me. I'm trying to figure out how the
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  Speaker 1: memo got to be such a big issue. We got
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  Speaker 1: North Korea blowing up bombs over that closure Russia, we
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  Speaker 1: got a president and find Kobe. You're sitting up in here,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know what spaster talking about. We got a
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  Speaker 1: whole world of chaos over here. The Republicans don't like
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  Speaker 1: the Democrats. The Democrats don't like the Republican. Bernie Sanders
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  Speaker 1: over that, trying to figure out what the hell are
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  Speaker 1: he gonna do if he's gonna be in four years
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  Speaker 1: to make a difference all of this is going on.
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  Speaker 1: Is somebody worried about damn emo from up man? That
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  Speaker 1: would be me. Deal with it. We will be back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. Guys, Uh, wow, you
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  Speaker 1: hear the latest. Uh you got your your issue, Steve.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: But Monique, our girl, Monique went in on Lee Daniels,
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  Speaker 1: Tyler Perry and Oprah Winfrey. We'll talk about that at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour. But up next right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's church complaints because it's Monday. Yeah, uh soup. Honored
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  Speaker 1: to be the past. Such a great church as jp
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  Speaker 1: j J of the jp JJ, that's the Jack Pott Joints.
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  Speaker 1: Gerald's Ali King Chene Pyley Liah. Try not to forget
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  Speaker 1: your role in this thing, Deacon, Yes, thank you well.
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  Speaker 1: On this Monday, as usual, begin to address the problematic
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  Speaker 1: institution that is this church. We reside with the most
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  Speaker 1: ungrateful membership in the history or congregation deaf Jaiman as
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  Speaker 1: their representative, or go ahead a pass that we are
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  Speaker 1: having a no weave Sunday every third Sunday. Yeah, Pastor,
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  Speaker 1: we don't think this is going to be good for
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  Speaker 1: the kids. We don't think they've app in church because
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  Speaker 1: they won't know who their mothers are. We're asking you
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  Speaker 1: if you approve for the kids to stay home. No,
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  Speaker 1: we've funded. First of all, I'm shutting down. No, we've
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  Speaker 1: Sunday we are. We are the jack Pot Joint or
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  Speaker 1: the Red Rusal. Ain't no jackpot if ain't no people
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  Speaker 1: in the joint. Yeah, Wes is allowed, thank you. We've
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  Speaker 1: drop offering in the trade. Okay, look at the big picture.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't no weaves without us? All right, no weeds Sunday
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  Speaker 1: is nack cancel. But I know, sister Bernd. Can you
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: get on with the rest of them now, Smith, yes, fast.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: One of one of our white members, Billy Joe mcguilla cutty,
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: who is also a member of the KKK just Um,
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: found out on ancestral dot com that he has African
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: American This sent he says he wants to say the
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: N word freely at church. Now, well, let me just
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: speak directly, hill Ain't nobody never liked brother Billy Joe,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: no doubt, and I'm going to allow him to use
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: the N word so we can get rid of his
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: ain't wantingful you come up in the here or brother
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Billy Joe? What what what with with with the N word?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: And and ain't nobody got this copy ancestry dot com
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  Speaker 1: but you and based on the look in the tone
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: of your voice, it ain't gonna why why wash you
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: woo please? I wish don't. Matter of fact, Deacon, don't
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  Speaker 1: even bring that. Tell him, I said bring and then
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  Speaker 1: tell me I said, act according, Yeah, he wants to
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: use the word, but I ain't brace yourself for this one, Pastor.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: We have a new member that joined this past uh Sunday,
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: brother Joiner Joint cherish Um and it is now asking
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: that he can bypass being baptized, but we don't do that.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: You have to be baptizing. He asked you to not
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: be baptisting, but he's asking for you to clear that
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: where he don't have to be. No, no, no, we're
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: not clear. As a matter of fact, I'm baptizing you myself.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Deacon Ono needs you put lectra water in the pool drowning.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna be doing that. But what you
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: att get baptized in the Mediterranean and we're gonna haveny
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: water so deep. I don't know how long you can
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: hold you, old ad bro, you better get rid of
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: I tell you that he didn't give a first name.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: No we are we don't we we don't need a
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: first name. Anybody in that family get shain't treatment. We
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: don't give it to him. Who it is? Last name? Johnny?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: You want you want you you want to do in
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: the church. Come on, I'm baptizing myself and give me
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: my baptism with some brass knuckles. What happened, Pastory? No easy,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: we never heard baptized people. Doo. I'm dialing, yeah, don't
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: washed with you, don't he oh lover, oh LoVa, I'm
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: breaking in witnesses to h man O all right, past that.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: There was a situation this past Sunday. As you know,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: it was Mother's Day. The oldest mother h mother Jill
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Sender Cavanaugh, who was a hundred and three years old
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: with sixteen kids, grand babies and party, two great grand
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: babies and twenty one great great great grand babies. Um
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: wanted to have all the pews on the right side
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: of the church. But Moselle Sante says, all the Santees
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: were coming in. It was a hundred and eighty m
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: So if you were winding what was going on on
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: the right exacity take. They was aguing about the puge.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to fix this for next We are
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: quite curious about that deacon. Uh huh that uproll and
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: all the people look to say, and you know what
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: I said, going on, why is it so many ugly
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: people on the right hand side of it? They all
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: looks similar. I said, I been dug going. I'm sitting
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: over there, so I thought it was a Rumbe family
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: came in, all sitting over there, all the people in
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: the damn like that, all about the kasad that someone
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: was eating the kassa crazy. You know, I thought you
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: got to be sitting there and eat your mother days after.
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: But I don't eating it with their lips though they
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: never saw their teeth. They were just eating what they lips. Damn.
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: It looked like a rombe friendly Why want you all know? Also,
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: I've added that we're going to have oh oh, or
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: memorandom service for Harambee, the gorilla that got shot. Oh
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: h it for the head, a little baby in the park.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: And then we're specially we're collecting an offering for the
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: baby that fell in the park with harambe right, Yeah,
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: because Mama woked his ass so bad when he got
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: out the gorilla cage, his whole left side and shut down.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: We're trying to get him in therapy. He was trying
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to rehab the baby. It's the baby could allow to
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: go to the zoo in in mopath and they he
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: will be at vacation violence and we'll be back to
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: talk about Monique when we come back. Oh man, a
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: lot of stuff you're listening, all right, ms Anna's coming
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: up with our national news and our headlines. But excuse me,
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: but first, let's get to this big story going around
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: Hollywood about Monique. Uh. Monique went in on Lee Daniels
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: and Oprah Winfrey over her allegedly being black balled in Hollywood.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: We're gonna, we're gonna try and get to this story
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: as as gingerly as possible. Um. While performing at the
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Apollo Theater world famous Apollo over the weekend, a video
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: surface of Monique telling the audience she was white balled
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: by some black d's okay, fill in the blanks. Not
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: only did she sing a lot, Lee Daniels and Oprah.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: She also threw Tyler Perry's name in the mix for
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: not paying her or treating her fairly. She told the
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: crowd the media muguls could all suck her d if
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: she had one. Okay, apparently Monique called it white balding
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: because it's white folks in Hollywood who no longer want
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: to work with her. Take a listen, thank you, No, baby,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: I wasn't bat ball. I was no. I see. I
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: know they'd like to say you talked to It would
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: kill me not to sing the real It would kill
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: me not to sing. You will not failing. So y'all, Okay, okay,
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: that was Monique. Yeah that was there. Those precious too.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: That won't be done. I got the script. Let me
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: just that's it right there. Thing about me. If you're
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: my friend, yeah, I try to stay with you. Monique
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: been my girl for a long time. But Tyler Perry
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: is my friend. Oprah Winfrees my friend, you know what
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: I mean. They're good people. They're they're good people. But
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I've always known Monique to be good people. So I
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: think I don't know if this well, I know it's
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: out of frustration. I know it's out of frustration. And comics, comedians.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: We take our frustrations to the stage, right there, could
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: this be a big misunderstanding, just an all, a big
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: misunderstanding or miscommunication, because I mean, I understand what she said,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: but absolutely right, that's wrong for saying because uh, and
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna I'm not with her this time, Steve,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: because I just did green Leaf, so I don't want
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: to make no enemy. I just did it, just did
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: it two episodes ago. You know what I'm saying episode
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: totally totally disagree and I worked for Tyler. Yeah, that
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: mean I ain't want my phone call to get this crazy.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: She's my girl, but I'm just saying I'm not with that. Yeah. Yeah,
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: that's a tough one. Th that's we love all Yeah,
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: but I love Tyler Herr man, that's my dude. Man.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: And Oprah just she's just been a real She's taught
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: me man, so many things. You know. I mean, I've
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: had some crisis moments and Tyler and Oprah have picked
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: that phone up. Let me help you out, man, Let
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: me help you out. Do this, do that? Do that?
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: You know? So can you. But then I have been
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: friends for so long, man, we toured together, We've done
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: everything together. I wish I could just say it was
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: just a joke. It sounded angry a little bit. Yeah,
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: we need to get to the news though, introduced to
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: see if that's gonna outweigh that memoir right now, yeah,
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: right now, just being there for each other. That's why
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of support. We're gonna play this back all morning,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: just about you. Are you gonna link at all? Right,
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Let's get ladies and gentlemen, miss and true, thank you,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: thank you, everybody. Okay, the news, oh boy, all right, okay.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: Euros Police agency says Friday's malware attack has hit at
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: least one hundred and fifty countries, affecting more than one
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: huer thousand organizations. Hundreds of cybersecurity experts on the job
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: now dispatched in an effort to stop the malware from
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: spreading further. Once people begin their new workweek today, please
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: don't open any detachments of something, attachments that you really
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: don't know. Don't open them, because it's a really world
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: of trouble. By the way, North Korea launched another missile
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: test over the weekend. The White House says this one
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: landed and water is closer to Russia than Japan, and
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: it's calling on nations to beef up sanctions against the
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Pyongyang government. Members of Congress demanding clarification in the wake
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: up President Trump's Friday tweet where he seemed to suggested
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: private conversations are tween he and James Comb. You might
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: have been taped. So far, neither Trump or circus have anything.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: They're not confirming it. They said they have nothing more
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to say on the matter. But that upsets not only Democrats,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: with some Republicans like South Carolina Senta Lindsey Graham. He
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: addressed the issue on NBC's Meet the Press. Can't be
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: cute about tapes, that there are any tapes of this conversation,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: they need to be turned over. Sanda Graham is calling
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: for a SUBPOENA coalition of twenty five groups from across
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: the country held a Mother's Day bail out this weekend.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Poor black women being held in jail forgot their bails paid,
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: and the head of the group one of them. Many
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: ways Southern is on new ground. Mary Hooks told the
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Reverend Sharpton about these women have told their stories, been
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: tried or convicted. You have one out of nine black
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: children without a parent, at home because they cannot afford bail.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: And as black people, we have a mandate to avenge
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: the suffering of our ancestors and to earn the respect
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: of future generations. And was on MSNBC and today International
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Baking Day, International Day of Families, and National Dinosaur Day.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: Reminds me of my favorite movie. Now back to the
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Steve Harry Morning Show. Your Gene the Butterfly coming up
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: twenty you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Good morning everyone, Stephen, Timmy, Shirley,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: Carlo Jr. J Anthony Brown, Good morning. It is a beautiful,
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: beautiful Monday, So good morning to all of you all morning.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: You know, right now I have to thank all of
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: my fans that came out and saw me over the
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: weekend in Dallas and the play Mama's Boy. I just
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: want to say thank you, thank you, And all of
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: the standing ovations that I received. I just want to
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: say thank you so much. I'm understanding ovation every It
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: was seven shows, Stephen. In every single one of them,
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: people were on their feet for Eugene, Antoine Fergus, for
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: you or while you was out there when I first came,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: when I when I graced the stage, when I came out,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: when I came to standing and don't nobody know you.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: I saw the play Steve and I again, Tony, don't
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: don't do that again, Jake, don't do that. Don't do
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: that because that has put us on And you know what,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: the movie that I have written for all of us,
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna be in it due to your your
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: attitude and your your actions. So they're I have written
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: a film called Undercover Detectives. I'm about it because who
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: stole proper raad money? Jay was in there. You know
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: that Jay was in for Papa Rains money. Jerry did
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: he still poperate money. But but you're gonna threaten him
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: not in the next movie after he was in. His
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: attitude has changed, Stephen. It just just took a turn
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: last week and he just he just really he soiled me.
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: He really did. Can I just think you now? But
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: to set the record straight, Dancy Brown, Mr Harvey never
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: saw what was Popery money a good shot. It was excellent.
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: It was excellent and excellent and it only showed one time.
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Obviously no one else felt that way. Well, I thought
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: it was a good play. Yeah, it was a good play.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: You need more people to agree. Why are you throwing south,
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey? How that salt? It's just just a soalthy person.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: It's just some mean Well, you just told Jay that
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you weren't gonna put him in a new movie you wrote.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I just thought i'd bring up the play that you wrote.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: M hmm. Now that brought up the emails that you wrote,
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: then I would be wrong. Moving at my email got
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: more views in that damn place. You're gonna make me
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: call TM. You're not gonna You're not gonna disrespect me
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: on Friday. He was home Sanday morning, coming up next
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: to Chance and he Brown will be here to murder
• 41:32
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• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, it's your boys time.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: He's here. Time to slay another one, murder another one. Well,
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: you know what somebody told me, family feud. I don't
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: know where you got that man from a lot of merged.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: I'll be waiting on me, so Ben friends for years.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: We go way back like catleaxis. That's what he said, right,
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: So what's the list? The list will probably get longer
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: today we're gonna put the Kirk Franklin's name on the list.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, you mean the song is called happy
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: and my song is called nappy? What here? Get out?
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: You know? Her chemicals can hurt children, chemicals can change change.
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: What will her chemicals do? Do you? Come on? None?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Come on none, come on n I'll just let it
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: just let it be never right now. I want to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: care what people say. If they has to pay. My
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: hair is not meant to. Let let it be. Let
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: it right now. Keep that hard come of bone stone,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: don't let the stone so I just use so great rubber. Three.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: That's what you're doing now. You won't hurt your fingers
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: when you run through. Take it up higher. If it's not,
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: that's what you do. Try a change, have some pride
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: and let it beat it beat on the way you
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: should know, now, said Jesus. Jesus, take Jesus, well, looks
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: so nice and you just want to be if you're
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: gonna been here, let it be nappy. Let it be
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: nappy right now. Don't you want to be now and
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: all that it's Christian and all that it's good. Let
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: it be nepy right now about. I just want to
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: be now, annoy you. I'm not gonna keep on getting
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: a cock and weed with like send the front no
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: weeds there then, happy, happy to be, had been tupid?
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: Nappit just you flets of grease Roberts. Won't you run
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: through through your hair? Don't be free to yourself? All
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: the tellus in your head. That's what you're gonna do that.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Break it down right now, come on, do what I say.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: You shouldn't know. You shouldn't know what I'm talking about.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Take down again. Let it be napping. Break it down right,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: break it down, you little napping the dug out too,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: Let it be nappit. Let it be. I don't think
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: that it's right, and don't think it's just that fool.
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: Say take that hot as weird? Yes ja, yeah, just
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: like her. Come on, come on to take a comb.
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: Oh that is Christian? What their friend? That is God's
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: littlest Christian? What they say? Down the family for you?
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: Would you get him from? Where you got that man from?
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: One lady said, I'm back. I was trying to find
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: another way listen to that show. Now I found it.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Now it lost him him. Wow, somebody, don't you got
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: all the talent people on your show? Come on, come
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: on coming up, mom Mique and what she said? Yeah,
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: let somebody else be the headline. Did you see the video? Oh?
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: Well with Kirk's name on the list? Else got something crazy?
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: All right, we got a frank phone call coming up.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: y'all ready for it? Yes? Yes, yes. The prank right
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: here is called Sary Get Mother, They get Mother Glory. Yeah, Roger,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna speak to Roger. Roger. Hey, this Calvin Man.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: How you doing. I go to the same church y'all
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: go to Okay, I got your number from one of
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: the guys at the church, and they told me that
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: if I wanted to talk to y'all, could I could
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: reach out to you or whatever are you doing today?
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: I'm good, man, I'm good. I can help your your wife. Man.
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: Does she I'm not trying to be disrespectful anything, but
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: she seems to be real fit? Does she? Does she
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: work out all the time? Yeah? She go to January
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: once in a while. Brother, Yeah, who who is this bro?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Like I said, my name, Calvin Man. We go to
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: the same church. Listen, me and my wife been trying
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: for a long time. Many actually have some kids, and
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: to be honest with you, Roger, Man, it just ain't happened. Dog.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: I mean we've been trying and trying, but what I'm
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: trying to do now is just find another type of
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: way to make this happen. Now. You say your wife
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: is in good condition, right, My wife is in good condition. Brother,
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: What what did she got to do with trying to
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: have a baby. She You know, y'all already got kids,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: don't you. Y'all got like from what the brother the
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: church told me, y'all got three kids? Right then? We
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: got three. I got two boys in the girl. Okay,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: here's what I'm trying to do, man, I was hoping
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: that I could find somebody, a female that would be
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: a good seregrant mother or what you know. What I'm
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: saying is like because my wife, I mean, you know,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: we want to have kids, man, we want to have
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: hold on. Brother, you just said you you're looking for
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: a seragant mother, and the brother to church told you
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: to call me. Well, no, no, no, anybody tell me
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: to actually call you. I asked them about you and
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: your wife. You know, I asked him for your phone
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: number so I can actually call you myself, man a minute.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: So you've been you've been eyeing my wife. No no, no, no, no, not,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't been. You're looking at it wrong. Listen. What
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I was saying is that your wife just seems like
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: a healthy, healthy person. I want to be able to
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: have a healthy child, man, I really do, Man, that
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: me and my wife wet. You called me about my
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: wife and you want her to be a sargant mother
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: for you. I don't even know. While me on the phone. Brother,
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: here's the real deal, man, me and my wife we
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: can't have kids. We tried and tried and tried, and
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: you know, biologically, we've just been going through it and
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: going through it man. And I was just you know,
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: I've seen your wife. She healthy. I see you all
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: at church all the time. And I was just like,
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: reach it out, man, maybe somebody wouldn't mind being the
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: sarrogan mother for for for me and my wife so
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: we can have a child. I'll figured to sharegan mother.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: I mean, dog, hold on, brother, you're calling me to
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: see if my wife can be a sharegon moune see
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: your child. And I know it's crazy. It's crazy and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: and and I think you lost your mind, brother, Not
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: all the members in the church. You're calling me to
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: get my wife to have your baby. Do I know
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: it sounds crazy, man? I do, But ignorant, brother, I'm
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: you sound ignorant, you man. That's so many place to
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: go at dr Baby. I can take you down to
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: the county court and I still show you kids need
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: a doctor right next. But you can go to Africa
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: like like like all the rest of them, people are
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: gonna find your baby. You're gonna call me and my
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: wife twenty members in this church. Do you know how
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: stupid you say? Brother? No, brother, brother, a man, listen, man,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to come across like that. Man, are
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: you trying to come across? Brother? You didn't done it
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: to hear me out? Man, I don't want you to
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: go ahead, brother, go ahead, man, Okay. We're looking for
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: a Sarah good mother. We look, we've seen your your
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: wife and we thought she'd be a great Sarah Good mother.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: And I know it sounds crazy for me to pick
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: you out of all the people that go to the church.
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: I understand that, man, I do, But listen, we would
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: love for your wife to be the surrogate mother, and
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: we're willing to pay for this but listen to them
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind. We don't want to do this
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: with no test tubes and all that way they mixed
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: my seed with her with with with her eggs. We
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: want to do this naturally. War war war war You're
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: you just said, Man, you gotta understand a real man
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: want to do. I want to do realistically. You know
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I understand, brother, Hold are you on
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: me that you want to have sex with my wife?
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean you know you don't you
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: want to have me lose all my christianity right now? Brother?
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: You want to have a baby the real way though,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I don't give a damn
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: having this fake way. You tell me you want to
• 51:12
  Speaker 1: lay down in the bell my wife. Do you already
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: got three kids? Think about the people that can't have
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: a doctor baby. Man, take your there and ain't gonna
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: doctor damn baby because you didn't go sit down psychotrict problem.
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: I don't aunt have your baby. Do you know what
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: you sound like? Don't crazy? I know it sounds crazy. Man.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I don't get my number. Man to mean you get
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: my number. I got your number for one of the
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: brothers at the church. Now listen, I'm gonna just be
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: real with you like a man. I wanted to come
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: at you first and talk to you like a man
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: and see you know if you was cool with the proposition.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: But look, come Sunday, I'm gonna go to your wife
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: and just talked on I'm just gonna go. I'm just
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: gonna talk to your wife. And since you lost your
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: I told you to answer. No. Now you said me
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: gonna go around me, And actually, which I'm gonna do
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: is talk about wife. Right now. I'm telling you calling
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: my wife. I'm gonna tell you what's really gonna happen.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: You calling my wife wife next Sunday. I didn't go
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: through this here, I'm talking to her next Sunday, Next Sunday.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I'm a whoop. You ain't gonna do nothing to me,
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: your me and my wife who deserved the time too.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: You You ain't gonna stand in the middle of this.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of this. You talk to my
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Wife's next thing you want to I got one more
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: thing I want to say to you. Man, Is you
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: listening to me? You say what the you gotta safe?
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: You can get off my phone? Is nephew till me
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. You just got pranked
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: by your homeboy? What this is? Who? This is? This?
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: Listen this man? This nephew Tommy Man from the Steve
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: Hobby Morning Show. Your boy got me to frank phone
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: call you. Man. I'm over here, Man, my head is spinning.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: Got me. I'm ready to fight. Brother. I got one
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: more thing to ask you, big dog man. What is
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: the land. Man to see if Harvey Morning Show Man,
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: y'all got me? This morning man got me man? Stupid
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: enough for you? Oh? Most definitely? Is that a question?
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: How to keep you just about his life? Stupid continues
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: June thirty. Magafest is going down at the Kay Bailey
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Hutchinson Center Convention Center in Dallas, Texas. June thirtieth, A
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Time to Laugh, hosted by Yours truly and Nephew Timmy.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: And the headline of the one and only where is that?
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: That that is right by? Uh, that's not you know,
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: all of us connected with the Junior Black Academy parts
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: and let us all of that is one big, huge
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: convention center and it's passed into the Omni Hostel. That's
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: probably then that's probably what they used just called the
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: Dallas Convention Center. Yeah, probably that's what it is is
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: now the K Bailey Hutchinson, Hey Bailey Hutchinson Center for
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: Maga Fish jumping off the comedy show June for who
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: all on the show? Me? Said the entertainer J. J. Williamson.
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: I'm forgetting this young lady's name. That's some um Insecure,
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: that's a TV show on HBO. I apologize my understand
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: that she's an incredible comedian. It's no, that's not the
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: one that's the lead in the show. Hey man, I'm
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: telling y'all this that this don't sound good. Let's just
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: go anywhere the entertaining you and whoever I did that
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: talk about person you don't know hogging about their name
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: called they're hearing this. They asked Mortar Fish and Moniques
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: on the show and make a fest. I'll tell you
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: what a story about money coming up to it ain't
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be shot this year. Put your out, man took finish, Tommy,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: come on, I'm done so broken up, Tommy, Come on,
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: we got time. Go ahead, Kay Bailey Hutchinson. Conventions June
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: Maga Fest, a Time to Laugh comedy show hosted by myself.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: That you the entertainer is the headline of tickets on
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: sale right now. Oh my voice shot man, Tommy God,
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you so sensitive everybody the joint and relaxed, so crazy man.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter coming up. Subject somebody better come and get
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: this little boy. All right, we'll be back. You're listening
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey show, all right, that is correct. The
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter is upon us. Subject somebody better come get
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: this little boy. Before we get to that, we got
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to talk about Monique though. This is trending right now. Steve,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: you were your all new Steve, you and your memo.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're so, You're so yes. Yes. She went in
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: on Lee Daniel's, Oprah Winfrey, and Tyler Perry over her
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: allegedly being black balled in Hollywood while performing at the
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Apollo Theater, the world famous Apollo Theater. You know it well, Steve.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: Over the weekend, none of that video surface of Monique
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: telling the audience she was white balled by some black d's.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: Not only did she single out Lee Daniels and Oprah,
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: she also threw Tyler Perry's name in the mix. For
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: not paying her or treating her fairly. She told the
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: crowd the media muguls could all suck her d if
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: she had one. I know this is crazy. Apparently Monique
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: called it white balling because it's white folks in Hollywood
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: who no longer want to work with her. Take a listen,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: thank you, No, baby, I wasn't bat ball I was.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: I see. I know. I'd like to say, it would
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: kill me not to say the real would kill me,
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: not to say I'm not fail all right, she sounds
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: like it was so bad to stump your up for
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: good luck. Got up and walked out. I just want
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: to say, man, just what are you as violent as
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you can? Just you don't not them? Get it off,
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: meet it off, and get this story at y'all pissed
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: at me a by the memo. I just asked you
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: not to talk to me. I didn't ask you to
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: perform on on me. A matter of fact, I don't
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: want you to. I just asked you to just make
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: an appointment to talk to me. Stop and bushing me.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: That's all I asked people. After because I got five
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: shows on the radio show, everybody to take advantage of me.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: I just asked you, man, if you could just give
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: me a minute. Man, he know my space all the
• 58:59
  Speaker 1: day time with your own personal agenda, I got to
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: get lamb based at all over the damn te script. Well, Mo,
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: me got a whole nother message for your mon. Man.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: He I suppoke Mo go vi, speak your mind, Mo
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: mo nique more. When next time I'm coming out, next
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: time do the story. We'll be back when this same
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: story bothered me by the damn memo? How you like
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: that memo? Now? I bet your brother had that memo
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: in that request. Yeah, all of a sudden memo. Ain't
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: that damn bad? Is it the time? In the love? Steve?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Let's go let him. Let's nephew buckle up a long
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: time get object. Somebody better come get this little boy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been with my girl. I thought
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: she was talking about Tommy up the Strawberry letter. Dear
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley, I've been with my girlfriend for about a
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: year now, and I love her to death. I feel
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: like I finally found my soul mate. Whenever we were
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: around each other, you can just feel the love. But
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: there's one problem. She has a very bad little boy.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: I have tried not to raise someone else's kid, but dang,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: her son is bad. He doesn't listen to anything anyone
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: says to him, and he talks back to everyone, from
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: his mama to his grandmama. He walks around the house
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: pointing out what's all his, and he tells me not
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: to mess with his stuff if I can try to.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: If I try to clean up his toys, he says,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: that's my toy. If I try to get something to drink,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: he says, that's my cup. When I'm talking to his mom,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: he tells me, that's my mama. Whenever I talked to
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend about her son, she brushes it off or
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: gets mad. She always says that he doesn't know any
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: better because he's only three years old, but he acts
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: like he's thirty three. Steve, this little boy even sits
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: on the couch and watches TV with his hand in
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: his pants like a grown man. I need your help.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: What I need your help? If I leave her because
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: of her son, that would not be right. If I
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: stay with her, I will have to put up with
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 1: a kid disrespecting me, and that just ain't gonna happen.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: That's what he said in the letter. What should I do?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Please help? Uh? This issue is definitely one to be
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: taken up with your girlfriend, with your soul mate, with
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: the love of your life. I mean she's a mother.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: She's the one with the issue. She really is. Uh.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: When you talk to her about him, she gets mad
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: or ignores it. I mean, yes, he's only three years old,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: but three years old, Uh, they know right from wrong
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: At that point, he needs discipline. I'm not saying, you know,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: beat the kid or anything like that, but she's definitely
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: wrong for not not disciplining him and letting him know
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: at that moment what not to do. He has the
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: run of the house. They have allowed this. Where's his
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: father and all of this? Is his father even around? Uh?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: This is an easy fix. I think, correct the baby
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: when he does wrong? Yeah, where is his father and
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: all of this? Steve, hein' got no daddy. I was
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: wrong with the little boy now and nobody father. That's
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: his whole problem. He has no male role model in
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 1: his life. That is, a young man had come along
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: and he want to beat at but the board have
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: been running amok so long to tear but twos then
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: extend it all off into his threes because thein' no
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: checking balance on this little board. There is no checking
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: balance on this board. Now, I agree with Shirley and
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: that you have to talk to the mom about this,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: but this ain't gonna work because every time you bring
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: it up, she brush it off for getting mad because
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: that you know, that's how they are about their kids sometimes.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: And when you come in there trying to raise somebody
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: else kids, man, because you see it going wrong, because
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: you know of a better way, then guess what, bro,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to implement your better way. How many minutes?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: I got one more? One more? You got to put
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: them to the side. I haven't done it many times.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: Wait what you got to pull him to the side. Yeah,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you when I come back exactly what
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: you can do. But you gotta put a little last
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: off to the side. Yeah. I've been with people having
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: little boys before, asked me to help raise the ass. Okay,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Watch this hill. You ain't my daddy? Okay, Well,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: where is punker ass at there? Yeah? Where is he? Yeah?
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: I ain't. You ain't my daddy. I might not be,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: but you bet you don't know where it at. Though,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: first We're gonna get that straight. And when we come back,
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you need to do to this boy.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening this letter. Somebody better get this little boy.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: And this man been dating this girl about a year
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: and I love it. The death got a soul mate everything. Uh.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: But she got this little bad boy and he tried
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: to You know, I have tried not to raise someone
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: else's kid, but dang, her son is bad. He don't
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: listen to anything his mama. You don't listen to his grandmama.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: He walked around the house pointing out was his tell
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: tell't me messed with his stuff. I try to clean
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: up his toys. He said, that's my toy. I get
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: something to drink. That's my cup. I'm talking to his mama.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: He tells me, that's my mama. When I talked to
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend about the sun, she brush it off or
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: she get mad. She uh. She always says that he
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: doesn't know any better because he's only three. The reason
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: he don't know no better is because ain't nobody teaching
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: him better. Children know what you teach them. Kids learn
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: respect after you teach it to him. Children are born,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: like Mark Luther King said with the drum major instinct.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: All kids want to be first. They cry for attention,
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: they look for attention, They throw transtantly for attention. Well,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: I once they started throwing these tantrums, you gotta give
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: him that other kind of attention. So they don't want
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: that no mote. So now he said, I will not
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: put up with a kid disrespecting me. That ain't gonna happen.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: What should I do? Please help? Well, listen to how
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: you do it through. First of all, I've had a
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: little boy tell me you ain't my real daddy, and
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: so I said, well, hell yo, daddy, ain't chill real
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: daddy about that. See I've had boys tell me you
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: can't tell me what to do. You ain't my daddy.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: Where is your damn daddy with his absence behind? Now
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: I'm over here trying to help you teach you something
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you don't want. Man, miss me with that here, what
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: you got to do? You've got to get this boy
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: to respect you. The best way to get him to
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: respect you, because see he never had no consequences. Now
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: you can't give him consequences, but you can get his attention,
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: and you start by playing with him. See this is
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: how you teach your boy the alpha mayle through play.
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: That's how they structure each other outside amongst each other,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: theyselves as friends. They play together. They determined amongst themselves
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: who the alpha mayo is. Because they do that through play.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: It works in all animal kingdoms. So take him outside
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: and play with him. Don't let him win a damn thing.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: He run past you, true shoestring his hands, he run
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 1: up on you, push him in the floor. Sometimes, just
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: play with him. Just snatch him, throw him way up
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: in the air, scared little ass. But catch him. But
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: but but put your man on him. Let him feel
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: your strength. So he go damn this dude right here. Different.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: But y'all just playing. No, but you're playing just a
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: little roughter, just a little bit. No, you don't want
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: to hurt him. He ain't gotta get made to cry.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: But he's gotta have that sudden burst of strength coming
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: from you. Like did he just snatch my ass up
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: by the collar And now I'm up in his face
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: and he talked to put me down that my shirt Now,
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: well it is your shirt, but I got all of
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: it in my hand. So, son, young man, you gotta
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: put your man on this little boy, so he'll know
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: the difference between his mama, his grandmama, and that alpha
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: male sitting over there, because he has snatched my head
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: so to the point where he'll start growing a respect
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: for you, and then it will eventually turned around. But
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: then you're gonna have to say something to him, just
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: in his ear, just in his ear, just nobody, because
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: I beat your just you know, just keep moving. You
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: ain't gotta say nothing. I'm stronger than you. How your
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: weak ass field to day? And then snatch him up right,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: throwing way up in the air, and damn there, don't
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: catch him. Scares, have to dell. He's three years olf.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: You toss his grass up that nice y'all. No, but
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: I'm just telling you how you do it. I don't
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: want you to hurt the child. Don't hurt the baby
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 1: at all. Don't hurt him, not all. But you can't
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: play with him though, like me and play and rough
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: him a little bit and have his attention. Don't hurt
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: the boy. No, we aren't trying to hurt nobody, be abusive,
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: but we do want his attention. And you get his
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: attention with your strength, and after a while he's gonna go. Wait,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: a minute, you know, like take him somewhere and just
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: hold him. And when he started squirming to get out,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: just tighten the grip a little bit, yeah, and then
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: squeeze him where the voice don't come out there, and
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 1: just keep that strength on him. I do it. I was.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: I was holding my grandson the other day. Little Beja.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: He want to get out, so he got a little wine.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: He do when he wanted mama's attention. So I just
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: locked him up. I just scuosed him a little bit tighter.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Did not make it where you just you just need
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: to focus on your breathing, because Holland ain't working. How
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: about you just breathe regularly. I just locked him and
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: he'd be just squirting here. He was squiring with his mama.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: She damned and dropping because he beat me. You're squirming
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: with me. That ain't nothing. I just put that strength
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: on so now he knows when he goes over there
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: and see pap pa, uh, Mr strong Land, let me
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: quit trip it. And if I start tripping, gonna lock
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: me up. So now let me just be quiet for
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: this grip get tightened. You just gotta keep putting that
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: man on him, and you're gonna be funny. Somebody gotta
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: go down. I had a little no over here yesterday
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: on Mother's Day. All came over here to see my
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: little Noa. Just cool. He comes see me. He went
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: right up to me. But I thought his ass way
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: up in the air, his little ass get big. He
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: come down, he go and then he going didn't. But
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: at first though, Hey, I know he wanted to go, Hey,
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: we're just too high. Now come on, come on too hot. Yeah,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: I know that's what he wanted to say. And that's
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: what you gotta do. That's my answer to the matter. Now,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: what you want to talk about, Shirley, Well, um, it's
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: not what I want to talk about. It's what you
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 1: want to talk about. What we've been talking all morning. Well, Monique, Monique,
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: what happened? Say that again? Happen that she went in
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: on Lee Daniel's, Oprah and and Tyler Perry. Um, she
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: was at the Apollo over the weekend. She was doing
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: stand up. I didn't even know she was still doing
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: stand up because it's been so long since we've heard
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: from Monique. But she told the audience she was whiteballed
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: by some black d's. Not only did she single out
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: Daniels and Oprah. She threw Tyler Perry's name in the
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: mix for paying her and treating her, for not paying
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: her and treating her fairly. She told the crowd that
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: media moguls could all suck her d if she had one,
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: and take a listen to this. This is thank you.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: No baby, I wasn't bat ball, I was I see.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: I know. I'd like to say. It would kill me
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 1: not to say the real would kill me not to say. Okay, uh,
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: We'll be back right after this. You're listening to the
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show, all right. Coming up at the
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, it's Weekend Confessions with the Nephew,
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: Because what nephew, I'm not here to help you. I
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. So get
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: on the phone and give us a call at age
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine and Steve, the booth will be
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: open confess. Weekend Confessions coming up, But right now it's
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: um Ms USA. We got to talk about this. Congratulations
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: to the District of Columbia d C has won back
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: to back Miss USA titles. Karen McCulloch Kara McCullough is
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: her name. She's a twenty five year old scientist working
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: for the US Nuclear Regulatory Commission. She was crowned on
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: last night at the Mandalaid Bay Convention Center on the
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: Las Vegas Strip. We know it well. Uh. She will
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: go on to compete in the Miss Universe contest. The
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: pageant was hosted by Julianne Huff, Ashley Graham and our
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: man Terence j Uh. McCullough's win isn't without controversy though.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: During the first round of the question portion of a competition,
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: McCullough was asked if affordable healthcare is a right or
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: a privilege. Here's what she had to say. Take a listen.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: Do you think affordable healthcare for all US citizens is
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: a right or a privilege? And why? I'm definitely gonna
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: say it's a privilege. As a government employee, I am
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: granted healthcare, and I see firsthand that for one to
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: have healthcare, you need to have jobs. So therefore, we
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: need to continue to cultivate this environment that we're given
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: the opportunities of healthcare as well as jobs to all
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: the American citizens worldwide. All right. People on Twitter, though,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: tweeted that healthcare should be a human right and not
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: a privilege, so they disagreed with ms d C. Miss Usa.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: McCullough later went on to answer the second question of
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: a night. It was about what feminism means to her,
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: whether or not she has one herself. Here's what she said,
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. I'd like to look lately transpose the
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: word feminism to equalism. I don't really want to consider
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: myself trying not to consider myself like this, like die Hard,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: you know, like, oh, I don't really care about men.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: But one thing I'm going to say is though women,
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: we are just as equal as men when it comes
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: to opportunity in the workplace. Alright, Uh yeah, some some
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: Twitter followers were upset about that. They say, it's incredibly
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: sad that in two thousand seventeen a woman is striving
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: to occupy a position of influence without uh any understanding
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: of what feminism really is. Hantag mis Usa, Why you
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: say that? Steve it ha else. Congratulations to Terence j
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: to Terence jj o't standard job the second year in
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: the row boy and he ain't got nobody name wrong yet,
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: So another big up to keep it going to Jake.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: And also another one more big shout out to more
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: nice your boy. I'm with you on everything you do,
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: but on this one right here, I just wanted to
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: say thank you. And it ain't that I agree with
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: what you're saying. I just want to say thank you, girl,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: thank you for being brave and jumping out there and
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: saying what was on your mind and getting some of
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: this damn heat off. Now all of a sudden, that
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: damn memo ain't that bad. Why do you always have
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: to make it about you. I don't have to, but
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: when you can, you shoot, take advantage of it. Right
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna let this one go by. I want
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: to Monique's her husband, Sydney, and just thank you the
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: person recorded at the Apolo. Oh. This whole drama with
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Monique started shortly after she won her oscar for Precious,
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: remember that, and then the rumors were circulating that she
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: was tacky, she was difficult to work with. But according
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: to Monique, Lee Daniels told her she was black blacklisted
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: in the industry for not playing the game. Because Monique
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: didn't go around and do publicity for the movie Precious.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: She wanted to get paid for doing that, so that's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: when all the drama started. But Monique was always a
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: sweetheart of person. Man, Monique was always a sweethearted person.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: Now her stand up has always had that edge. Oh yeah,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: her stand up has always been an edge to it.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: That that has always been Monique. Stop understood that part
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: of it and part of this was her stand up.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: But and it was in the stand up act. I
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 1: would look, can I be honest with you? I would well,
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. I
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: would love to hear the joke that was being told,
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: because we got a clip in the middle of it. Yeah,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: and I would love to hear because a lot of
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: times we often put our social commentary in our in
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: our in our routine. You understood why I took that
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: back where I said no. First I said yes, and
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: I said now I hit a joke after that? What
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: followed that? What followed that, it was a good night,
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: we love bless Mother's Day? Is this Sunday? I get
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: CDs in the lobby? I mean it wasn't. Yeah, you
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: got the clothes with that. That joke is a closing
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: jokes drop the make and possibly or career. Oh my god,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: j you don't agree right, not at all? Lee? Call
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: me yes, I will promote I will promote stuff, ain'ty Man,
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: Tyler Man just did Green lead for Tyler. If you
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: need something promoted, I got a little time on this show.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: I push it for you right here. Okay, in the
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 1: spirit of Tyler. I don't know Lee Daniels at all,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 1: but in the spirit of Tyler and in the spirit
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: of Oprah. Yeah, those people, I can tell you for
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: a fact, are not, you know, blackballing anybody per se.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: They're just too big for them. You know, they may
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: not pick you again, but that's on your own doing.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: But I don't think they're making phone calls going leave,
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 1: don't touch you. Well. I wouldn't know that about Tyler
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: to be true, awful at all. I just don't. All right,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: coming up, we can confessions with the nephew. You call
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: us eight seven seven we'll be back right after this.
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harvey Show. Alright, nephew, we can confessions.
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: This is all your nephew. Yeah, I'm not here to
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 1: help you. I'm just here to I just want to
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: hear what you're going through and give us a call.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve, it's time to confess.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 1: Whatever you did over the weekend. Don't call in here.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 1: What's your real name? Find you another name, and just
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: let it all out and let the nephew here what
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: you're going through. All right, let's go to the phone
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 1: line one. Let's go to James out of Tennessee. James,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: go on, on, man, what's going on? Man, what's happening?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: It's all good. Man. My confession is that man, my girlfriend.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: She's always hanging out with her friends and her family
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: on the weekends. You know, she's always going out of
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: town with the many weekend. But when I tried to
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 1: do it, you know, there was a problem. There was
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: a big argument about it. You know, she I can't
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 1: do what she do When I do the same thing
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: she do. The problem. So this weekend, she decides she's
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: gonna hang out with a mom and a sister. I said, cool,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I gotta work. But I really didn't have to work,
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 1: so I decided to go to Atlanta. You know, So
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: when she called me, I told her I was at work.
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 1: I couldn't talk on the phone. Normally that power it
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: is when a man worked, But I wasn't doing the
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: type of work that she out out was doing. So
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 1: when she got back Sunday. You know, I came back
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: in with my work clothes on, and she's like, how
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: would work this week? Guy's a man? Work was good.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: I got our sweaty and where they worked, so work
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: was dood man? So you made it thro them? She
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: don't know nothing. I don't know nothing, man. She's going
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: back out of town next week. He so am I
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: you too? Coming back to work? Always keep them work
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: close in there, keep keep them work clothes in the trunk,
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: and keep them sweating so you can put that on
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: when you come in. Yeah, that is not good advice.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 1: Timing about what he said, you stupid? Get back the
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: hand to the ground. How many time many? I got
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: a character for you called uncle overroad. Man. We have
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: enough characters on this show. Thank you so much. Character.
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: We can't get on your show, so we get on you.
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 1: Let's go to line too and talk to t J
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: out of Kentucky. He's smart. He didn't give us his
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 1: real name DJ. They we're going on around. Good morning,
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Good morning man. What's your confession? All right? Don't judge me, man,
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: but look I ended up skipping out on the Mother's
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: Day Bill yesterday. Man. God, No, Now, first of all,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 1: we get there, they say it's aalottle, So no twenty
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: five minute wait. I'm cool with that. I know it's
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: Mother's day. They sent us down. It takes about fifteen
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: minutes that's for the server to come by. They don't
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: apologize for my drink was wrong. So I'll just order
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: to order sam Adams they gave me above, Like I'm like,
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: all right, whatever, just get just give me a gym
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 1: being you can't mess head up, just jim being neat.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 1: Wait about another about fifteen minutes for that order. The
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: fool My youngest daughter's food was burnt. My oldest daughter's
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: food got there about fifteen minutes. Lay, I'm going, this
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: can't be real. So it actually took another server to
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: come by and like are y'all all right? Like all right, cool?
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: So you know what, Like my wife was just completely fresh.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 1: As I said, go ahead, go to the car. She
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: looked at me like what are you doing? Just go ahead,
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: go to the car. And she was like, what are
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: you doing? Just go to the car. Now, I know
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: everybody know what the supermarkets. I went here and bought
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: some gift cards because you know it gets a little
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: kroked points whatnot. So I bought a little fifty dollars
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: gift card. I look at the bill, I'm like, all right,
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: hundred and fifty dollars, and I'm about third, about thirty
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: ft from that front though. I slipped that gift card
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: in there. I said, it's about two dollars on that
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: gift card, Like all right. They went all the way
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: to the back. I just slipped out, and my wife
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: knew about it. My wife let me have it last night.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: We wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm a little lost. Maybe
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: I missed the bill was one fifty, right, the bill
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: was about what? Bill was about one fifty? And you
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 1: left a gift card that was two hundred. No, I
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: told you the waitress sounds about two hundred. I got it.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: So she so she bought a hundred dollars show. Uh
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: huh okay, I should have tipped the other waiter that
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: helped you. Yeah, so wrong. Do you think they might
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: come looking for you out of that? Your ass? I
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: own a restaurant, You need your ass cutting off my wife.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: That's what really just I know what you're saying that
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: as a restaurant owner, you agree with everything. Come on,
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: I always agree with you. Jack. You did you think
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 1: t J A man as you. All right, let's go
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 1: to line three and talk to Keisha of Illinois. T
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 1: sure oy crew. That's he's Carlos y Um, Tommy Junior day.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of y'all right. Yeah, we're crowded. Uh huh.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: What's your confession? Baby? So my confession is, first of all,
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: I can write a Strawberry book with my confession, but
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: I'm a summary down. Um, I found out that my
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: husband he was cheating, and he's been cheating the whole
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: time he was married. He's been married for three So
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: I decided, okay, I'm a patient person. I didn't get
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: the information and just so balistic. I got the information
• 1:25:44
  Speaker 1: and I'll put it in my art a little like, Okay,
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 1: this is what I'm gonna do. So the weekend came
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 1: and he worked nice, right, he worked like all night
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: until like early in the morning. So I don't see
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: him until the next day. So I was taking him
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: to work. I had dropped my said I was like, look,
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: I don't want to do this no more. I don't
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 1: want to be married. I don't want deep juice I
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 1: had he's had uh, I had handy here my phone
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: and I was like, I got something to do and
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 1: I got some wet a doe and he was like,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: are you on Winny about? Why do I want to leave?
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm I'm leaving. I'm gonna put
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: yourself out. So when I got home last I got
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  Speaker 1: every thing, I mean everything, and I put it all out,
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  Speaker 1: put it all out on the curve, left, went over
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  Speaker 1: Confessions baby. Yeah, we were talking to Keisha, right and
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 1: before you close out the confessions I have on one time,
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 1: but go ahead and finish. Okay, Okay, yeah, let's go.
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 1: Let's be going back to Kisha. Keisha dropped off at
• 1:27:41
  Speaker 1: work and told him that it was pretty much a
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: wrap and went home and packed out his stuff and
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: put it outside Keisha line three cats. All right, baby,
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: So that's just it. You ain't gonna is he gonna
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: even be able to get back home from work? Oh nah,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 1: because I'm not going to get his old dusty up.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, this man, it should be
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 1: a whole another show about how people cheat on Facebook.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: The brother then cheated with everybody from the lady who
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: gave us a dog, so one of my students parents,
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: the dude being busy. Okay, So when I get him
• 1:28:18
  Speaker 1: the phone, it was a bunch of screenshots of his
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 1: Facebook messages to the chick mm hmm. So he just
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 1: couldn't understand, like, oh my god, oh my god, you
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: can't explain that. But he's he's you've been going in
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: his phone? How long you've been going through his phone? Look,
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: I'd go into brother's phone, but it didn't even matter
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 1: that I was going in the brother's phone. He had
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 1: a whole Facebook alias page that he was like doing
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 1: everything where and the brother was sook that everything was there. Okay,
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: a husband, but what is she calling her brother the husband?
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 1: But the brother? Brother? You through? She's really through, you know,
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 1: we know she's through men. She's calm, she's calm, calm.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah's decision. Yeah, she's calm. As a matter of my
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 1: cousin is that I'm relieved the brother gonna be gone. Okay,
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: brother once she referred to as the brother and you're
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: the husband, y, yeah, you're damn yeah. You're gonna keep
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: the dog too, baby, Yes, yes, where's the dog going
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 1: with him? And with you? The dog got to go
• 1:29:41
  Speaker 1: with him, especially if you're gonna be uh messing with
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 1: the lady who didn't gave us the dog. Yeah, you
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 1: don't want that dog, that dog life of music. You
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: turn that all getting Michael Vick. Boys, can you check me,
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 1: Michael House, I get treated better over there. The dog
• 1:30:10
  Speaker 1: don't even know why. It's got to go. Keisha with you, girl,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 1: we know two people through. Yeah, good luck Keisha and
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: the brother and Monique. Let's go with Let's go with
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 1: line six. Um, Tommy, let's go to Kevin. Kevin. Good
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 1: morning morning. How y'all doing this morning? Good man, real
• 1:30:37
  Speaker 1: fast man, when you got a lot of time. What's
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  Speaker 1: your confession for? My confession is I hope up with
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 1: my married X over the weekend. M Okay, Kevin, you're married? No,
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: I'm single? Okay? Is she mad? Yeah? May education to
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 1: run your segments a degree? Damn? Go ahead, Kevin. The
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 1: thing was five. I went out right and went to
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 1: a certain club and we met up. You know, I
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: was sitting at the bar and having a few drinks
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 1: and she came up and she recognized me. So we
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 1: got to talking right. So after we left the club, man,
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 1: hey man, just hang on, we got to hit all
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: these carryovers. We'll be right back. Don't go anywhere, y'all.
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 1: You're listening show all right. I love that we are
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: in Weekend Confessions. We got Kevin still on the line. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 1: that was line six, can Kevin? Yes, sir, go ahead
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: and finish man. Yeah. Well, like I said, we do
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 1: up and I got to hotel room. Man, I'm gonna
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 1: just put it like this, Toment. It was fifty Shade
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 1: Darker Part two. Just put it like that. You with
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: some working, didn't you? Yes, sir, I don't know how
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 1: she made me proud? Sir, did you make me proud? Yes?
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 1: I did, Yes, I did it. You're married? That's married, Kevin. Man,
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 1: I'm curious. No, I'm I'm single. But she called me
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: the next day and wants to know if she should
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: tell her husband. I told I was up to her
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: and I hung up the phone. No, tell her? Huh
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: what now does she like? Ah? I want to yump you.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: Not Kevin. You don't care, King, you don't care about it.
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 1: But my thing is that that was on hurt. I
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: was not there looking for it. Yeah, a weapon. That's
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: what your think should be. Yeah, you think you're gonna
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: hung up again? Man? Probably not? Okay? After that? After that,
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: tell your husband. Yeah, what if she tells him and
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: he comes looking for you, Well, he doesn't know where
• 1:33:05
  Speaker 1: I say it, so she might tell him I got
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 1: something fun me if he do sound good on the phone.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: This is crazy. Right here, you're done, Kevin, he's done
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: saying he putting in is a great work partner. So
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: he's done. We're clear. He's done. Right, some fun? All right,
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: let's go to line for uh, and talk to Jonah
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  Speaker 1: out of Mississippi. Jonah, good morning, Good morning, how y'all
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: doing this morning? Good morning, good morning. What's your confession? Hey, Tomma,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: you want somebody else do your segment? Dog? I'm good.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 1: My partner had me to deliver his mother, I uh,
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: Mother's Day present, because she had I got I got
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 1: there and I guess she had just got out the shower.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 1: She came to the door. She had it fully, I
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: mean she had a big long housecoat on. I gave
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 1: her the gift and then she said, but you want
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 1: something some breakfast? I said, well, yes, ma'm I don't
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: you know. I stood with that. She picked their plate.
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: I sat down at the nook to eat, and by
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: the time I heard her yell and she had burned
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 1: her hand on the stove. I rushed in and to
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: help her out, and I happened to step on the
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: house housecoat and it came open. Yeah, and uh, I'm like, oh,
• 1:34:50
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, and kind of turn her head.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: She was like, maybe that's okay, but you you act
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: like you ain't never seen a woman before, ye And
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 1: I'm like, well, yes, yes, ma'am, but no ma'am you know,
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: and she said, well look at don't act and um
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: I put him dog Jah, can we came? Can we
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: come back to Jonah. That's the best confession. You don't
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 1: ever had a weekend confessions. We got Jona on the line.
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: Jonah went by his boys mother's house and drop off
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: a kil She cook him some breakfast. She burnt her hand,
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: he stepped on the him of the house coat. Everything
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: came open, and that's where we come back to Jonah
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: to get the rest of the store. Yeah, Jonah was
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: on line for a cat Jonah Line four out of Mississippi. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: And after the house coach came open, like I said,
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 1: she came on to me and it was more or
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 1: less like what you're gonna do now? I felt uncomfortable,
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: But after she made the first move and grabbed me, yeah,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: and it was more like attention. Yeah, Yeah, I had
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 1: to go for one. I know, okay. And she just
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: kept the burnt hand in the out the whole time.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: She has an island in the middle and she put
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: her hand under the water and to one leg up
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: on it. So she was taking care of hand and
• 1:36:24
  Speaker 1: taking care of you at the same time. So your son,
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: multi tasking, incredible, Mama. The leg up on the island,
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: that's good. How long was you over there? How long
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: did this go on for the siven minutes? Go ahead, John,
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 1: Now that's how you bring over mother's day present? Though,
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: just like how does she look attractive? Ladies? Well preserved
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 1: for her age? Okay, I like Judge Wallace's mama. Right,
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: you got the hell out of it. Go hold upon,
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: johny you stood up and put it in work for
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 1: forty five minutes. Yes, sir, I'm a man. This boy man,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 1: that's right, John, I think Jona just found freedom, he said,
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: I'm a man. You talking about that time you put
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: it in forty five minutes standing straight up work with
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: a nap I could. Okay, So John, let's talk. Let's
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 1: talk about your boy, because this this is one of
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: your partners. What mama right? Yeah? That's I know you
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: feel a little bad about that part. Huh? Yes, sir, Yes, sir,
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: you ain't tolder no tell him no, no, I got
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 1: But are you going back over to mama's house? Though? Yeah,
• 1:38:10
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that one. You re you may go? Then?
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 1: What it sounds like, John coffee? If my boy go
• 1:38:20
  Speaker 1: I have to go with him if I mean, you know,
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: but other than that, you're gonna tell me when when
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 1: your boy go out of town. You might not slide
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 1: back by that just to check on him. Sound like
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: John Coffee, like the drink sun No sucking because to
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 1: the rest of the you know, in his triplines. I mean,
• 1:38:49
  Speaker 1: you know if I keep popping up like that. Oh yeah,
• 1:38:54
  Speaker 1: So what would you do if he asked you to
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 1: take something else back over to his mom and you
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 1: just have a fit. You can't do that? Yeah, I
• 1:39:03
  Speaker 1: might have to make an excuse up. I don't I
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 1: don't know when you know, I just I don't lie.
• 1:39:10
  Speaker 1: How is his mama? Man? See between fifty five and sixty?
• 1:39:15
  Speaker 1: Oh them good number boy, and she's well preserved for her. Yes, yes,
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: how you thirty nine? You're the man. You're the man
• 1:39:29
  Speaker 1: in the fifty five for the five minutes your record.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 1: He said he didn't know. Sure. I had to give
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 1: you to how he could understand it when you reckon
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 1: you may go back. Well maybe right, but you have
• 1:39:53
  Speaker 1: been a little while ago forward when you you got
• 1:40:00
  Speaker 1: anything to take over your mama house. Ain't doing that right?
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: You'll tell you said, I live but not be forthright
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 1: about it. Slaves that come out slave men talented. He
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 1: just made it, He just made freedom. That stuff must
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 1: be gonna turn him to a slave. And I said,
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 1: the guard ain't gonna over there. Hush, oh no, suck
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 1: your real name, John Confident Jones my name, man. I
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: don't know him to give advice, man, but you ought
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 1: at least swinging back a couple of time to check
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 1: on mom and just make you see how mama doing.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 1: Get you some more breakfast, and get the leg hiked
• 1:41:00
  Speaker 1: up on that on that island one more time. I'm
• 1:41:05
  Speaker 1: supposed to be turning out, not getting turned out. You're
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 1: going to make over there and stop laying. You're probably
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 1: calling from there right now in the kitchen. It's just crazy.
• 1:41:17
  Speaker 1: She upstairs and something or that leg? What did you say, Steve,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: did she get back with that prescription? It's gonna okay,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 1: off your chance. I appreciate your color, man. I have
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 1: a good day, all right, I reckon, we reckons. We
• 1:41:52
  Speaker 1: will hush now, uh man, Okay, it was a good day.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 1: It's a good day. It's a good day. One thing
• 1:42:08
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• 1:42:15
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