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Last time on No Latency SideQuests, it's Cyberpunk.
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What are you talking about, of
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course? The devil on my shoulder,
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Coyote. Yeah, he didn't seem very
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gregarious. Take us to the people that have
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the gut. That's some peanut butter jelly
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time right there. Cause your friends are down. I'm
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going to shoot this one dead. Alright
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Retro, I don't know if we need to... Let's
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throw him in the bathroom. Is
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that an air duct? Wow, these are really long
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vents. I guess so. That
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room! Oh, there's a computer here,
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nobody's looking. Yeah, keep hearing third party.
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What's the company? Trauma
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teams involved in this? You better start talking, you
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won't have to worry about Trauma Team shooting you,
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cause I'm going to shoot you. So
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this is all my fault? It's not your fault, it's his
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fault. Don't press that button! Glad
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Vivi, you finally admitted this is all for love.
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Great. The glass district. Rockin'
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out. Fuck. This is them. Drawing
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concerned. Roll kick down door. What
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the fuck are you doing here? I'm
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here to fuck you up. I shoot him.
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14. That is not enough, that is a
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very big living room and you are just at the
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doorway and he takes the opportunity to run. Come
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here you little shit. Come here you little corp of
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shit and I'll take that. He
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rolls an eight to run into, he's now in the
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other room. He's printed. I
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sprinted to the other room. I
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follow him. What's your move? My
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move is six. You make it about halfway
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through the room as you watch him disappear? You
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know, while Coyote is taking this opportunity to
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distract this and slash attack this person, I'm
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going to look around his apartment and see if I can
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find his office and see if I can find any trauma team
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related documents or body parts. Right.
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I will also, but I'm also secretly looking for any
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drugs. This room has none of those
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things. It is a generic Corpose living
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room. There's a treadmill near the window
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that looks over the city. The
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television is onto the weather channel of all
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things, which is just telling you that the sky
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is red again. It's red. The
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sky is red. More acid rain this afternoon.
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Great. But you do you do hear
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Dr. Shade kind of disappear into the
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corner of the bedroom retro as you look around. You're
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rolling a crit on your perception and you hear a
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door open to the south and then you see him run past
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the doorway's light there in the shade. He
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locks eyes with you, looks concerned and continues
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running to what you assume is the balcony. I'm
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going right after him. Yeah,
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I think we're just going after him. Kill
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this bunker. I found this little bitch.
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And you run run into the room.
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Do you shoot him? Yeah.
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All right. Red row. Shoot.
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All right. Cold shot on the legs. What
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am I seeing here? I'm going to say. You
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may have a PhD, but I have a master's in ass
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kicking and I'm about to perform a little surgery
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with my shotgun. So it's going to be my
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scalpel. Probably an MD, not a PhD. Oh,
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that's a great fail. Oh, you hit the computer next
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to the window, which had a capacitor in it or
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something because a huge puff of smoke appeared in
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front of the door obscuring all kinds of the ability
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for anyone else to shoot your grip fail, pissing
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Coyote off something rotten as the standing run ex
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-view. They now do not have a shot
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and you see the shadow of Dr. Shade
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jump through the door and onto the balcony. And
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as the door opens, you hear the whirring of a
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flying vehicle. I'd like to use my grappling
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hook gun and try to catch him. It
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is you cannot see him. So this is a shot in the
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duck. That's fine, because that just
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reduces range on weapons. Normally,
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what's your what's the range on that weapon on
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the grappling hook? Let me check 75 feet. 30, 30
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meter yard. All right. He
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is not in range. How far to make it out because
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it's six, one, two, three. Yeah.
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So you can move six. So from the door, you can get
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to about there near the door. Oh,
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shit. They've got a big bed. That's
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a big ass, frickin flat. That's
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what I'm saying. I mean, the couch, holy fuck.
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Look at that. It's
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for group work. Apparently. But there's still smoke
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billowing out from the computer onto the balcony,
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Coyote, and you're kind of standing in it. Now
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that I'm looking at the map, I think I do just
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want to try to shoot because I know the general
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direction he went into. So I'm still going to try to
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get a shot off on him. OK,
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that's an explode for 32. 32 negative or positive? 32
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positive exploded. OK. All right. Well,
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Dr. Shade is revealed. Ha
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ha. Son of a bitch. In
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the corner, you are. You said 30 feet was the range
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of the weapon. So I switched to the gun
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after you just shot him. So
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I just shot him. Yeah, shot him for how much
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damage? Oh, bad damage roll. Ten.
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Ten. Yes. Well, actively, you only
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really see his armor get ablated, but he does take
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a little bit of damage. It was our armor piercing.
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Emma. Oh, right. Well,
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then he does actually. Yeah,
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OK, then he takes two HP damage. Oh,
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fuck you little shit. Give us your organs, bitch.
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Where are they? I'll
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fly on you right here. I don't give a fuck. That's
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the thing about you common people. You
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never have a backup plan. And
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he stands on the edge of the boat. Oh,
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God. He jumps the fuck off. No.
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I'll go spray it after him. As
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he jumps off, you see this big Zeta vehicle hover up
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as he gets into it and it flies out into the skyline
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of Night City. You can now see it retro
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through the window as you watch it behind Coyote. Oh.
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Retro. How far away is he? Get
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him. He's not that far. He's
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just jumped onto it. This is within six seconds of
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this happening. What do you do? So
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I. Take my arm and in my hand, I
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hold the was it called? Javelin,
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that's what it was. Pocket Javelin, a pull out of my
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pocket. The pocket Javelin with my
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hand. And I aim it towards the
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flying vehicle. And tell him. Looks
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like you just got a written up prescription for
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pain. Time for a little malpractice of
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my own. And I fired off. Cool.
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Which is a single use item. Romy
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or D 10? Oh, you don't want me to do.
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OK. No, just roll a D 10. It
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is a it is a dumb weapon meant to be given to a
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dumb soldier. All right, well, I'm getting a
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soldier. I mean a medic. Who
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you? That's fine. I'm
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putting three points of luck into this. Bam.
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Oh, that's a 10. Nice for all again. Sick,
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exploding baby. All right, you rolled an 18.
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So you didn't need to take
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that gyrocopter after all because that motherfucker
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explodes the back of that vehicle explodes into a.
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Bunch of shrapnel and you see
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the vehicle spiral down and down and down into a
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parking lot near the building. Doctors
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think they're so smart. You couldn't even handle a dose
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of retro. The vehicle doesn't explode,
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though. And you can kind of see him
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like stuck inside the wreck. He's
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trying to get out. You can see from your vantage
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point. How far down is that far? But
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with the zoom lens on your cyber eyes and etc. You're
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able to see him, but it's way out of range of any
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shot that you've got on you. You'd
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have to go down there and like deal with him in
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person. All right. Now,
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I'm not usually one to say split up the group, but. I
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think one of us should stay up here just in case
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and the other two. Yeah, I'll be with baby. All
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right, you two take out the doctor and. I'll
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be here ready for radio contact. OK,
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just keep looking around retro. I've
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been trying to see if I could find like any medical
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record or like medical documents and records and
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trauma team official paperwork in his office.
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And you rolled a 19 VV. And
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as you're saying this back in the bedroom, you take a
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few steps back from the computer, sort of like
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waving some of the smoke out of your face. And
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you notice the light hit the mirror to your right
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just a little bit wrong. And
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you turn to your right and there in the corner behind
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the mirror is a secret door. Oh,
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retro, maybe take a look in here. OK,
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go behind this mirror. Can you pull it off? It's
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kind of heavy. Yeah, I'll use my cyber arm and
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using the. Grappling arm as a part of a
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fulcrum user to rip it off the wall. You
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rip the mirror off the wall. Roll
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me a D10 to see if you break the mirror or just
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break it off the wall. One,
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you smash the mirror into a bunch of pieces and you
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cut yourself for one. Each. Oh, see, you know what? I
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should have realized that since I've been ruling ones
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for most of tonight, that that's been the bad luck
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I've been getting the whole time. And
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as the room opens, you feel this massive wave of
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cold. And it is full of medical
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storage crates. Organs. Oh, I think we have the
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jackpot. So do we take all of them?
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Kidneys, lungs, hearts, a limb or
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two. Wait, wait, guys. Wait,
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wait, wait. I know. I
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know that we've been we've been talking about this
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whole time, getting organs and reselling them. But
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after some moral reflection and seeing all those people
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wait in line, maybe we should just redistribute the
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wealth instead of becoming a part of the system. What
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if we just take these crates of organs and give
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them to those people that were waiting in line?
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That's a great idea, Coyote. I
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think we should give back to the people. But
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we should also keep a couple for ourselves in
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case we do have any sort of organ failure. I'm
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not stupid. Like, yeah. VV,
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as you walk into this room, the thing you notice
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about these organs is that they, in theory, if it
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weren't for the IRS, kind of belong to people. That's
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their second hand, quote unquote. Yeah,
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we could redistribute these back to the people they
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belong to. Honestly, yeah, that's more what
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redistribution means anyway. Oh,
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man. So the guy who apparently has
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orchestrated all of this is still alive. Coyote,
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let's let's head down down and and try to take this
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guy out. Sure. Yeah, let's do it. Retro,
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you want to start loading these bad boys up into my
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big old van? Yeah. Let's go. Let's
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kill some corpos. Retro, you look around for like
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some kind of gurney or something to to move these
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around and there isn't one. So
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you're going to have to carry these by hand. You
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don't have anything that would cause them to be
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lighter or hover, so you're going to have to carry
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them. I hold on. Let
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me let me do the hoverboard. Do
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you still have the hoverboard? I
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would be I have the hoverboard. Really
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good use of the hoverboard right now. I
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have a plan, but all right, I'll start working
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on something. You guys go take care of Dr.
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Dick face downstairs. All
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right. You know, I could just jump
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off the balcony like he did with my hoverboard.
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Yeah. Oh. How
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much weight can the hoverboard hold? Yeah,
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can I take a while? You sure? Are
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you are you sure? And I'm a small Jerry rigged
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to do something else. It's stock hoverboard from the
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company in the book is one person's weight. Oh,
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don't worry. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no. For you, running is better for
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you. I'll just do some cardio and
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run out of the stairs. Well,
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you jump off the hold on. Wait
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a minute. We have already refashioned
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that board already. We did Jerry rigging only
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lasts a small period of time. And
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it returns to its original state. If
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you want to do that again, you will have to Jerry rig
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it again. That is a role. I
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thought we had a permanent one because it was a Crip.
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But OK, then I take it back.
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I forgot to jump off the
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roof, jump off the roof with the hoverboard. I'll
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catch up. But I'm doing it and I'm going
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to I'm going to film you. I
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want to send this to you later. Yes,
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send this send this one to T .C. Hold
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on, let me get myself ready. OK,
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I'm I'm a selfie style streaming like, you know,
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what's up, Trooms? I'm here on the 17th floor of
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this apartment complex. And my friend, VV, here's going
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to do a sick trick off the roof. Let's
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go. We jump in off a Corpo or a
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freaking complex full of corpos who make shit tons
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of money. Yeah, we hate corpos. Fuck,
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we don't give a shit. We don't give a shit. Go,
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go, go. And VV pulls this hoverboard
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out of her. This boom box that she carries
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around everywhere, pulls out the back of it, balances
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on the edge of the balcony, gets on top and
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just jumps. Roll for it. I'm
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putting two luck points into this. Oh,
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yeah, that sounds like. We put all of them. What?
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We put all of them. Ignore that. That's
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not. Yeah, that's. So
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you put two points of luck. Yeah,
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so 14. Athletics, 14 with your plus two in
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luck. That is enough for you not to
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die. Can you sail down towards the
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parking lot? Now, the thing is, this is the
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glass district. All right, here we go. Coyote,
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as you as you watch VV glides down there, you also
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like, oh, cool, I've got to go down. So
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you leave the apartment, start running down the
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stairs and the stairs because it's the glass
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district. Have a big glass window and you
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are watching VV glide down as you run down the stairs
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inside of this building, filming her badly. My
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life. Come on, guys. This
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is going to be so good. This
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is going to be so good on a screen sheet later. Oh,
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oh, I just rolled a 10. Somebody
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donates five dollars to your stream. Oh,
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shit. Thanks, Pat. Thank
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you, Pat. Cook that, cook that. Make
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sure to like, comment and subscribe. As
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you get down to the bottom, because it wasn't a
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crit, you just meet VV at the bottom. It
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was just really cool. VV, you get plus one to
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initiative as you come around the corner to the
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parking lot, where this guy and some of the people who
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apparently in his vehicle are hanging out. All
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right. Yeah, I fly the hoverboard over
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to him and grab my baseball bat to hit him
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like the green goblin. Yeah.
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Roll for initiative. Night
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City, you look at a map of North America, somewhere
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on the western edge, you'd see an inky black dot with
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fingers pressing into the side of the continent.
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That's where you find Night City.
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And somewhere in the middle of
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that inky black dot is a giant smoking hole like the
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universe itself drew iron and shot straight through
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the city. Radiation turned the sky red. But
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our story starts a little further south in a dive
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bar, the shortstop. Welcome to Night City and welcome
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Catch you later, Chumes.
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You If possible, I would like
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to be in melee range. Sounds
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good. You get one hit as part of
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your travel. All right. Oh,
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my gosh, that is the worst roll of all time. That
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is very bad. You rolled badly. You
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miss entirely with your one melee hit. You
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are within range. It's on live stream. It's
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on live stream. And someone makes a disparaging
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comment of God, these ability to swing a bat.
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They backseat. Yeah,
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they may explain. They may explain. And
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then they say that you swing like a nurse. Oh,
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OK. All right, I'm going to block
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your ass. OK, this is not it. OK,
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people watching. No. And then as you're watching
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what you notice is it goes back to up to four and
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retro is now in chat. Watching
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while he's loading. So that is watching on his
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Chiron VV and coyote. Have this fight with a doctor
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and two guards. And it's the doctor's turn. And
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he because you're close, he gets out of his melee
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weapon. Oh, ouch. It's
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not it's not the correct skill at all because it
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was not selected. But I'm going to say it hits
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and I'm going to add nothing because that was a
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three. So that's what it is. It
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is twenty two. He hits you for twenty two
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doing twelve damage, which is six damage in total if
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your armor can take it off. Oh,
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you think that's bad. How about another? Oh,
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please. Please avoid. Oh,
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oh, no, please. Two again. He
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hits you for ten damage, causing you five damage.
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Oh, that was the diaphragm. Oh,
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oh, breathing passage. That's
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where you're meant to speak if you speak correctly.
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Nurse. I'm more than a nurse, you
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bitch. I will swing. Fifteen,
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he rolls a. Oh, he does not avoid it and
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you hit him for nine damage. Nice
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swing again. Let's go. Oh,
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that's a good hit. Nice. Try to evade this one,
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too. A one, two, like the
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physical. That's funny. I
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like that. Oh, a Crip fail. Fail.
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He rolls a minus eight Crip fail, taking twelve
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damage full on straight to the body. He
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always getting close. You can you've you've given him
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you've cracked a little bit of his eye socket, but it
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doesn't it's not a critical injury. It
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is more of a narrative hit. Oh,
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God, that's going to cost me so much. What
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a bunch of wasted Botox. You've
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attacked him twice. Do you want to stay there or
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do you want to move away? Good
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question. I will I will move away
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behind this vehicle. All right. One
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of the guards attacks you, VV, as he steps in front
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of Dr. Shade and he does. He
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attacks you with his heavy pistol. It's
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12. Miss. He attacks again with his
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gun. Oh, that's a crit. I'm
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doing great. But only does eight damage. So
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you take it a blaze your armor by one. The
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unenthused from Tracy was. Yeah.
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Good. I'm like that, actually, for
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the soundboard. The other guy steps forward and
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does the same, shooting you for 17, causing your armor
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to be to be damaged as 10. So
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it's like two HP, I think. Bro.
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And then he goes to shoot Anias. Sorry,
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he goes to shoot coyote. And
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whoa, replies. This is this is terribly with a
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crit minus eight, causing his gun to jam. And
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now he cannot use this gun until he stands still to
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fix it. I'm going forever. This
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is what you get for buying Corba. Look
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at this guy. He sucks. Everyone
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boo him. The flimsy thumbs down in the
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chat for this loser. Throw it off. That's
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just bad. Gun thumbs down in the chat
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for this loser Corpo. After I'm done cyber bullying, I
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guess it's all cyber bullying in the future,
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right? And cyber. He
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rolls a three and he fails the resist torture drugs on
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the on the cyber bullying and is now silently crying
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to himself. Good. That's what I love to see.
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Cool. So move first, probably.
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This like up here. Cool.
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I'm going to hit him with my my copycat baseball bat.
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So you head up real close to
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the guy whose gun is not jammed and you get out
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your copycat baseball bat and you give it a swing.
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Given it a swing, baby. Baby.
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Baby. A baby. Nineteen.
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That's good. It's a male. So
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he gets to dodge. That's a two. He
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fails. Yeah, fuck your dodge. You
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can hear applause from the record from the chat.
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They've used some alerts, but it's
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retro. So he is used. He
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donated it to the galaxy one for the TikTok live.
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He's now he's now done. He's
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now spent two eddies to make applause to sound
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effects. Thanks for the roses. Ten
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damage. Ten damage. OK.
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And I'll hit him again. Oh,
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explode. That's really high. What
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was the hit on that one? Hold
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on, I'm doing that. No, I need to see if he
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dodges. What's the 33? Oh,
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no, he didn't. There's no way. What's
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the damage and the damage? Ten.
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Ten. All right. So
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that's a melee. Oh, fuck. Boss,
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you're one of these people chasing us. Do
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you actually know anything? No,
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they just came into my apartment and started
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shooting. So I just ran away. Thank
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you for enacting the cool guy villain leaving protocol
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of jumping off the balcony. Oh,
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it's fine. That's not your. Give
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me a good. The doctor pulls out his
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assault rifle and he shoots at Coyote being the closest
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target, getting a crit. Whoa.
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For damage and hitting you for a crit fail of damage,
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but still for 20. So whatever your armor is. So
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I'm going to roll evasion. Do
23:53
you have a reflex of above eight? I
23:55
have evasion. Do you have a reflex of above
23:57
eight? Oh, I guess not. Right.
23:59
Not bullets. You can't dodge bullets, my
24:01
dude. Sorry, I got so used to playing
24:03
a fucking bored out solo. I
24:05
just assumed I could always evade. You
24:07
can. But no. All
24:09
right. Fucking try me, bro. How
24:12
much damage was that? So it's 20 total. What's
24:14
your armor right now? 11. Cool. So
24:16
you take nine damage. Right.
24:19
And blade by one. And that means that your armor
24:21
is now 10, right? Yeah. Oh, no, that's armor
24:25
piercing. It's actually nine. Oh,
24:29
no. Nine. And that means that your
24:33
health is actually 35. I'm sorry, my bro. That's
24:37
OK. I'm going to live forever. 35
24:39
hits. 35 hits. So cringey. And
24:44
Dr. Shade moves back. All
24:48
right. I was going to go right for
24:50
the doctor, but I think he's kind of moved. So
24:53
I guess I'll go for these things. I'm
24:55
going to. Things. I'm a car. It's
25:00
a job. Yes, these things. Oh,
25:04
rude. You know what? Let's
25:07
pull out the weapon. Rude. You said the magic word.
25:12
The word being guard. Guard,
25:14
so rude. So rude. I
25:18
rolled a 12. A 12. Is
25:23
that close? Yeah, they are. Yeah,
25:25
but he's unfortunately below the DV for a shot of five
25:29
feet, which is 13 for your gun. Oh,
25:33
fuck. Yeah. All right. Well,
25:37
do you want to use an inspiration? Yeah,
25:40
I think I will use. I will use inspiration to
25:44
roll that again. And you know, I'm putting my
25:47
last. That's your last one. Yeah.
25:50
Do I put luck into this? Let's
25:54
just roll 14. Yeah, you're close. You're
25:58
within five feet. Yep. That is enough to hit
26:01
somebody between. At the distance you're at,
26:04
you're hitting the guy who's closer to you, I'm
26:05
assuming. Yes. For one of the worst
26:09
damage rolls of the evening. Who
26:11
to is enough for damage? Still
26:15
does damage though. All right. That
26:17
guy takes a hit. Does that gun you're not in
26:19
auto fire mode, so you can fire twice, right? That,
26:23
yes, that is correct. So I will fire again in a
26:27
17. 17, that's much better than the last shot. And
26:33
it hits this human, this guard gets hit for some
26:38
damage and he takes it handily. He's
26:42
not under half health yet. It's
26:43
going there. Suffer. Retro, are you done in the
26:47
apartment? Do you want to head down to
26:49
the fight? So my plan is you've watched
26:53
you're watching this on the stream. So
26:54
this is a point where you could make a choice. Well,
26:57
I was saying so I was thinking that I was
27:00
probably getting through a little bit faster because
27:02
in using my basic tech skills, which I'll roll
27:07
right now, I was going to since there's such massive
27:12
large furniture in this apartment, especially with
27:15
the chairs, those rolling chairs, I was going to
27:17
break the bottoms off of them. So
27:18
now I have rollers on it and over kind of rip up
27:23
the table a bit and just put all the boxes on that.
27:26
And so now I can roll all the
27:28
boxes out on that and. You've
27:31
all it into the elevator and into the van. There
27:34
is still an hour and a half of like two, three
27:38
hours of parking left. Yeah.
27:40
And I mean, yeah, I'll just like kind of watch on
27:44
there till it looks like they're not doing so good.
27:45
And I got maybe I should get
27:46
over there. You may join initiative as you
27:49
walk up, watching it on live stream because of
27:52
watching it on stream. You are aware of everyone's
27:57
position in the fight. So you don't come in in any
28:01
kind of hindrance disadvantage or hindrance.
28:06
Yes, you have no hindrance or
28:07
disadvantage in this fight. And
28:09
you rolled 13 on initiative. You
28:12
get to go now. I'm going to I'm going to pull
28:16
up my K tech hammer and. Well,
28:21
you know, Doc, I bet you think you're the smartest
28:24
one in the room. Well, now it's time for a lesson
28:26
in humility. And I'm going to fire off a
28:29
rocket right in between these two guys right here.
28:34
Kind of more towards this way.
28:35
So then that way that coyote
28:37
is not in it. Jesus, kill me off. Coyote,
28:42
as you're looking at your doing the selfie cam, you
28:45
see Retro in the background and then you see him prep
28:48
a rocket. Oh, boy. Oh,
28:50
boy. Chat, we're really in it now.
28:52
Huh. And he rolls high, like
28:56
really high. He rolls a 23. And
29:00
as you're holding the camera up, the rocket goes
29:02
between the camera and your face flies past you, hits
29:07
the vehicle, causing the little space in front of
29:11
the vehicle, finally, meaning they probably will
29:13
never fly again, exploding in front of the doctor and
29:16
one of the guards missing the guard right next to
29:19
you. Because that would have had to be
29:20
a crit to hit all three, causing them both 25 damage
29:25
each, which is also on business, because it's a
29:27
fucking explosion. Yeah. And it's a fucking wild
29:32
explosion that you have just watched. It
29:35
is crazy. And even better, you've got to
29:37
unfilm. That's the coolest I ever seen.
29:41
Good job, Retro. This
29:42
was an awesome first day to get to know you. I
29:45
also got double sixes. You also got double sixes. They
29:49
both went under half health, so they get a
29:51
critical injury. Anywhere. So double. No,
29:55
you get plus five damage for a crit success. That
29:59
is what is in the rules. They're
30:00
not dead. They're close. So
30:02
the doctor gains a broken rib. He
30:05
falls backwards behind a vehicle and the guard,
30:09
unfortunately, breaks his leg and falls to the
30:13
ground. He is very worse for wear to
30:17
the point where he's actually crying. I
30:19
don't know. I'm sorry. I
30:21
don't need you. I don't know. It
30:25
really hurts. I don't know. I
30:31
should have played more chess. This
30:33
is bullshit. You call yourself a doctor.
30:36
You're nothing more than a quack
30:37
in the lab. The doctor hasn't spoken yet.
30:40
It's not as done. I'm
30:41
going to break my leg. I don't know. I'm
30:43
doctor blind. I can't tell. Well,
30:46
it's expected when you hang out with a nurse. Well,
30:48
she's she's a cyberpunk. All
30:51
right, let's fucking go and I shoot him. Am
30:54
I turned yet? No, it's my turn. I'm
30:56
going to shoot you with a gun. Ah,
31:01
he fires his assault rifle, missing wildly because he
31:03
only rolled an 11. Oh, fuck. How
31:07
about you try and the guy with a broken leg from the
31:10
ground? Attempts to shoot. He
31:13
only gets a penalty to his move, not to actually
31:15
shooting. He fires his assault rifle,
31:17
causing 15 damage, which is not enough for the DV.
31:21
Shoots wild again, blasting bullets
31:24
into one of the walls here in this parking lot outside
31:28
of the back of a building and its code is done. All
31:31
right, I'm getting real tired of this, guys. I
31:34
want to shoot the doctor. I'm
31:36
over it. I'm over you, freaking Corpo.
31:41
OK, and this will be with.
31:44
Armor piercing ammo for 20. That
31:49
hits. Sweet 14 damage, 14 damage. How
31:55
many shots do you get? One.
31:58
Still a lot of damage. OK, OK, OK, OK. OK,
32:05
very low on health. He's still alive. Really,
32:08
really low on health. This doctor guy that you shot,
32:12
the guard in front of you pushes you back after you
32:15
shoot, causing you to stop back. OK,
32:17
that's my turn. It's the doctor's turn. He
32:20
tries to crawl away. He turns around, fires a very
32:24
heavy pistol. Twenty one hitting you, Coyote,
32:29
for 18 damage total. Yikes in retaliation. That's
32:35
some damage. Yeah, so I take is this armor
32:39
piercing? Unfortunately so. OK,
32:42
so I take 10. Yes, two. Yeah,
32:46
OK. OK, you're not below half
32:48
health yet. Are you close? I'm
32:50
close. Very, very close. And
32:53
that's all you can do because he is very, very
32:55
hurt. And it is VVS. Tim,
32:57
I see this doctor struggling and I want to
33:03
finish him off. I'm going to go on the
33:05
hoverboard and zoom past these guards. Sick.
33:10
And I am going to shoot with my while moving on
33:16
the hoverboard. Yeah, bro. That's
33:19
a sicker spark. Yeah, do it. That's
33:22
sick as fuck. Maybe he's a badass. Right.
33:25
I'm going to be real with you, Tracy. To
33:27
hit someone within five, within six feet is a DV
33:30
13. You use the hoverboard to get
33:33
as close to him as possible, which means
33:35
according to these numbers, you're fucking him. Woo.
33:38
As you skirt around him on the hoverboard, you pull
33:41
out your Sanro, Hello, Cutie, Ultra K, Assault
33:43
Pistol, point it at him, pull the trigger and blow
33:47
a hole through his face. And
33:49
he falls to the ground, dead as blood spatters all
33:52
over his ruined flying vehicle. The
33:55
two guards look at you. If he's dead. Fucking
34:05
all your gox. Get out of here. And
34:10
there's a whistling of wind as they ran off. And
34:14
combat with Dr. Shade on the ground and his
34:16
goons running for their own lives is over. There
34:20
below you is this. Trauma team executive who is
34:24
hiding people's repurposed organs in his apartment.
34:29
Oh, I'm going to come running
34:30
up and I'm just going to start yelling at the corpse
34:32
of the of the doctor. Woo. Was it water on the knee?
34:37
No, it was operation. A
34:39
thousand dollar fee. No operation. A
34:42
spare rib or two. No, it was operation because VV
34:46
is the doctor for you. Bitch,
34:48
I pull out my glow sticks and I put on my sunglasses
34:50
and I start dancing. Oh, yeah. While
34:54
I'm bleeding out. I've been waiting to hold that
34:57
the whole time. As as Coyote does a dance,
35:02
VV, you turn around to look at your friends in
35:04
this victory and you see that Coyote is bleeding
35:07
profusely from the stomach. They
35:09
are not in a good position. Can't
35:11
stop me. Can't stop the groove. Coyote,
35:14
hold up. This creativity flows through me
35:17
just like the blood inside. No,
35:19
you need medical attention immediately. You're
35:21
probably right. Just let me hit some of that.
35:26
That tan and freak cortisol
35:28
balancing like bubble tea vapor. And
35:31
I'll be fucking good to go. And
35:34
you say this is helping Coyote into the van. Your
35:37
drinks are still in the cup holders. It's
35:40
a little room temp, but it's still good. It's
35:42
got some vitamin C. It's always still good. Vitamin
35:46
K, B12. Thank you both for for helping.
35:54
I we're going to help a lot
35:56
of people with this. Shit, is it you want me to
36:02
answer? As you're fixing Coyote up
36:04
with your crit success on first day, you fix up
36:08
Coyote with a bullet wound, giving them five HP back a
36:13
bit further away from half health. They're
36:15
going to be in a lot better place now. They're
36:17
going to have a wicked cool scar, but it shaped
36:18
exactly how you wanted to. So
36:20
now they have a lightning bolt scar on their left
36:22
arm. Oh, it looks strong. I
36:26
think it's some tattoos around it. Make
36:28
it look really cool. That would be cool. Chad.
36:35
Chad. I have good news. We
36:39
have your kidneys. And a lot of other organs. And
36:48
that concludes this edition of No Latency SideQuest.
36:52
Thank you so much to our cast
36:54
members, Evan Christopher and Miss Magitek. Thank
36:56
you for listening and thank you to our guest star.
37:00
Anais Morgan. Hey,
37:04
what's up? No latency listeners. My
37:07
name is Anais Morgan. You can follow me at Anais R
37:10
Morgan everywhere. That's A -N -A -I -S -R -M -O -R -G -A
37:15
-N. I love no latency. Thank
37:17
you for having me back. I'm
37:18
so excited about it. I'm also on Infinite Side of
37:21
Dice doing cyberpunk edge of extinction, which is
37:24
another cyberpunk red actual play. Season
37:27
two is already out. So jump on in at Infinite
37:30
Side of Dice on YouTube. I also GM'd a scum and
37:34
villainy game on there. So be sure to check that out.
37:36
Hi, this is Evan. I
37:37
just wanted to say thank you for allowing me to be
37:39
a part of Girls Night Out. It
37:41
was so much fun being able to play with Tracy and
37:43
Anais. At a great time, y 'all. Um,
37:47
I guess this is the plug part. You
37:48
could find me on my podcast No Latency or you
37:52
could find me on my other podcast No Latency or my
37:55
other podcast No Latency. Sometimes
37:58
I'll do some D &D stuff with my friends called Save
38:02
the D8. But it's not really worth
38:03
talking about. But hey, thanks all for
38:06
listening in and appreciate it. Hello,
38:09
everybody. It is Tracy, also known as
38:11
Miss Magitek, also known as Vivi. And
38:13
I had such a fun time doing another Girls Night
38:17
Out and another No Latency side quest. You
38:20
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