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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
- 0:05Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all be at all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 4: Don't given a.
- 0:15Speaker 1: Black bus buste.
- 0:24Speaker 5: Listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 2: Show.
- 0:38Speaker 4: I don't joy?
- 0:45Speaker 2: Yah, yeah, joy.
- 0:58Speaker 4: You don't you.
- 1:06Speaker 6: Love?
- 1:06Speaker 3: You turn.
- 1:41Speaker 7: Got to turn the mouth the turn you probably got
- 1:44Speaker 7: to turn mouth.
- 1:47Speaker 1: Then up.
- 1:55Speaker 8: Come on, come on, you'll.
- 1:59Speaker 2: Think, ah huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.
- 2:05Speaker 9: You are listening to the voice, Come on, dig me
- 2:09Speaker 9: now one and only see if Harvey got a radio
- 2:12Speaker 9: show man.
- 2:14Speaker 2: God is in the blessing business. I'm in the receiving line.
- 2:17Speaker 4: Man.
- 2:19Speaker 9: That's a good feeling. I thank God for waking me
- 2:23Speaker 9: up in the mornings, I really really do. I thank
- 2:27Speaker 9: God for the spirit that he wakes me up with
- 2:29Speaker 9: because I finally, but I finally figured it out. Such
- 2:34Speaker 9: a blessing that shouldn't be taken for granted. The fact
- 2:37Speaker 9: that you are up today, the fact that you just
- 2:39Speaker 9: got off working, you driving home, the fact that you
- 2:42Speaker 9: got a job to come home from, the fact that
- 2:45Speaker 9: you got a job to wake up too.
- 2:47Speaker 2: Whatever it is, the fact that you can see.
- 2:51Speaker 9: Think, here, smell, walk, talk, rhyme, reason, whatever it is,
- 2:56Speaker 9: it's a blessing Man. I was talking to a partner
- 2:59Speaker 9: mine last night and an analogy came to me last
- 3:03Speaker 9: night of what my life has been like just going
- 3:06Speaker 9: over my story with a friend of mine of all
- 3:08Speaker 9: some of the things I had gone through, and he
- 3:10Speaker 9: never knew it because he said, man, you never told
- 3:13Speaker 9: me that we were just talking. One of the things
- 3:17Speaker 9: I remember, and it's kind of equated to my life,
- 3:21Speaker 9: was when I was a little boy, as she go
- 3:25Speaker 9: to the store with my mom and she would let
- 3:29Speaker 9: me buy a jigsaw puzzle. Now, for those of you,
- 3:33Speaker 9: a jigsaw puzzle comes in a box. There are no instructions.
- 3:38Speaker 9: It just comes in a box and it's simple. You're
- 3:43Speaker 9: gonna dump the pieces out in a pile and you're
- 3:46Speaker 9: gonna try to put the pieces together until it looks
- 3:50Speaker 9: like the picture that's on the cover of the box.
- 3:55Speaker 2: That's as simple as it is. Here is the deal.
- 4:01Speaker 9: I would select a jigsaw puzzle based on the picture
- 4:08Speaker 9: that I liked and if I thought I could do it. Now,
- 4:15Speaker 9: if the picture looked too crazy, if it looked too intricate,
- 4:19Speaker 9: I didn't want that puzzle, you know. And the thing was,
- 4:23Speaker 9: back in the day, you got a jigsaw puzzle. You
- 4:25Speaker 9: had one hundred piece puzzles, four hundred piece puzzles, man,
- 4:29Speaker 9: then they say a thousand piece puzzle.
- 4:31Speaker 1: You go ooo.
- 4:33Speaker 9: So those were a little difficult for me when I
- 4:36Speaker 9: was a little boy, so I didn't want that. As
- 4:39Speaker 9: I got a little bit older, I had more challenging puzzles,
- 4:44Speaker 9: you know, four fifty five hundred piece puzzles. But I
- 4:50Speaker 9: always picked a picture of something I liked. So it's
- 4:55Speaker 9: very simple. You get the jigsaw puzzle, you get it home,
- 4:57Speaker 9: you open it up, you dump it out on the table.
- 5:00Speaker 9: You flip all the pieces over so you can see them,
- 5:05Speaker 9: and then I would try to sort them based on
- 5:08Speaker 9: the colors on the box. If it was like a
- 5:10Speaker 9: black section, I'd take all the black pieces and slide
- 5:14Speaker 9: them over there. If it was some flowers, I'd try
- 5:16Speaker 9: to find all the pictures with little jigsaw pieces with
- 5:19Speaker 9: the little floor, and I separate them and then I
- 5:22Speaker 9: start putting it together. And the way I started was
- 5:24Speaker 9: i'd try to build a border first, because I knew
- 5:27Speaker 9: all the straight edges had to be side by side
- 5:31Speaker 9: at one point.
- 5:32Speaker 2: And it was funny, man, because it's related to my life.
- 5:36Speaker 9: I would start putting the pieces together of the picture
- 5:40Speaker 9: I saw that I liked, and that would be my picture.
- 5:46Speaker 2: A lot of people didn't like jigsaw puzzles.
- 5:49Speaker 9: As a matter of fact, none of the boys on
- 5:51Speaker 9: the street liked jigsaw puzzles but me, because they just
- 5:55Speaker 9: didn't want to go through the intricate details of figuring
- 5:59Speaker 9: that out to go outside and run or something like that.
- 6:02Speaker 9: And so what happened was, as I got older, I
- 6:07Speaker 9: wanted more difficult in challenging puzzles, but I wouldn't go
- 6:11Speaker 9: too far.
- 6:12Speaker 2: I wanted some nice stuff to happen.
- 6:14Speaker 9: I had a picture of what I wanted for my life,
- 6:17Speaker 9: but I didn't want to go too far because it
- 6:20Speaker 9: was so challenging and difficult. I couldn't see myself with
- 6:24Speaker 9: all of that, and I didn't have the time, the knowledge,
- 6:27Speaker 9: the expertise to figuring all the intricate details. And I
- 6:32Speaker 9: discovered something when I was talking last night. That's what
- 6:37Speaker 9: happens in life to a lot of people. You get
- 6:40Speaker 9: bogged down with the details of coming up and trying
- 6:43Speaker 9: to create the picture that you want for yourself. You
- 6:46Speaker 9: put it to the side, You say, ah, that puzzles
- 6:48Speaker 9: are crazy. Next thing you know, you crumb it up
- 6:51Speaker 9: and put it back in the box. So you go
- 6:53Speaker 9: halfway and you get stuck, and you get to the
- 6:55Speaker 9: part where it ain't a lot of different colors. It's
- 6:57Speaker 9: all the same, and that's a little bit more challenging.
- 7:00Speaker 2: So that may stop you.
- 7:01Speaker 9: But it's somewhere in the jigsaw puzzle that it gets
- 7:04Speaker 9: very difficult and challenging. The bigger the picture you want,
- 7:09Speaker 9: but then what all happened in your life, It's just
- 7:13Speaker 9: like what happened in the jigsaw. Once you get comfortable
- 7:17Speaker 9: and you don't mind the challenge, you could get a
- 7:21Speaker 9: bigger picture. But here's the key to it, though, if
- 7:26Speaker 9: you put God in your mix. See, the picture that
- 7:30Speaker 9: I saw for myself as a boy is not the
- 7:33Speaker 9: picture that has happened to me as a man. Because
- 7:37Speaker 9: along the way from boyhood to manhood, from the time
- 7:40Speaker 9: I was telling you understand what happened along the ride
- 7:44Speaker 9: in there was I started putting God in the mix.
- 7:49Speaker 9: And so now the picture that I have now is
- 7:52Speaker 9: not the picture I saw. It's the picture that God saw.
- 7:56Speaker 9: So what I'm saying this analogy is the picture you
- 8:01Speaker 9: have may be difficult to complete, but if you were
- 8:05Speaker 9: to include God in your life. Put God in your
- 8:09Speaker 9: jigsaw puzzle. God will not only help you complete the puzzle,
- 8:14Speaker 9: and he gonna add some pieces, he gonna do some favors,
- 8:18Speaker 9: he gonna show some mercy, and you gonna look up
- 8:21Speaker 9: and the picture that you're able to end up with
- 8:24Speaker 9: will be totally different and much more complete, much more beautiful,
- 8:28Speaker 9: a bigger picture than the one you had, because there's
- 8:31Speaker 9: no way that I could have saught a life that
- 8:33Speaker 9: I have today back when I was a boy. And
- 8:37Speaker 9: it amazes me when I hear people say I always
- 8:40Speaker 9: saw this for myself. Ah, I didn't do that. I
- 8:43Speaker 9: didn't quite see this for myself. I don't know how
- 8:45Speaker 9: you can have the ability to see what God really
- 8:48Speaker 9: has for you. But man, he's a master for jigsaw. Man,
- 8:52Speaker 9: he's an incredible puzzle completed. So if you got a
- 8:56Speaker 9: puzzle that's challenging to you, maybe you need to see
- 8:59Speaker 9: what's the picture that God has for your life. If
- 9:03Speaker 9: God were in your life, if you complete it to puzzle,
- 9:08Speaker 9: what would it look like. It'll be a far more
- 9:11Speaker 9: extensive puzzle, and it would be a far more beautiful
- 9:15Speaker 9: piece of scenery than you could have ever imagined. Tears
- 9:18Speaker 9: come in my eyes because I can't believe God bought
- 9:22Speaker 9: me this far. I can't believe that when I opened
- 9:25Speaker 9: up and accepted him and started talking to him, that
- 9:28Speaker 9: he would add all these pieceles to my jigsaw puzzle,
- 9:31Speaker 9: and my jigsaw puzzle would look like this. And I
- 9:34Speaker 9: can tell you I ain't got a whole lot to
- 9:36Speaker 9: do with with with what out and turned into. It's
- 9:40Speaker 9: mostly favor and blessings and grace and mercy of God.
- 9:43Speaker 9: And I looked up and I just got a much
- 9:45Speaker 9: bigger jigsaw puzzle completed. And guess what, He ain't through
- 9:49Speaker 9: with me yet. That's what's amazing and exciting about a
- 9:53Speaker 9: relationship with God. God could take your jigsaw puzzle and
- 9:57Speaker 9: fix it.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here another day, another blessing,
- 10:06Speaker 2: another opportunity. It's all good in the neighborhood.
- 10:10Speaker 6: Man.
- 10:10Speaker 2: God is so good.
- 10:12Speaker 10: Man.
- 10:13Speaker 2: I got so much to be grateful for.
- 10:16Speaker 9: But if you could just get to the basics about
- 10:18Speaker 9: this breathing you doing, if you could just if you
- 10:21Speaker 9: could just.
- 10:23Speaker 2: Just check the next time you breathing that you keep
- 10:26Speaker 2: taking it for granted. Do you know that there are
- 10:30Speaker 2: people who are struggling just with that basic element to breathe.
- 10:35Speaker 2: That's people that need assistance to breathe.
- 10:37Speaker 9: And yet you wake up breathing and you got to
- 10:40Speaker 9: take one of them breaths to say thank you. That's
- 10:43Speaker 9: all I'm saying, man, That's all I'm saying. I ain't
- 10:45Speaker 9: saying you got to be perfect, gotta be righteous. You
- 10:47Speaker 9: ain't got to go to this church and that church.
- 10:49Speaker 9: But let's start with some gratitude. Man, thank you God
- 10:53Speaker 9: for everything. Even when it's going wrong, I thank you
- 10:57Speaker 9: because I know this too shall pass and minute it's
- 11:00Speaker 9: gonna be going right, don't it always? Ain't nobody just
- 11:05Speaker 9: living in a constant state of just misery unless you
- 11:08Speaker 9: just want to lay there. That's you though, that's you.
- 11:12Speaker 9: Stop being that way. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 11:15Speaker 9: Shelon Strawberry Collins Reil, Mississippi, Monica Junior Government named kill Space.
- 11:20Speaker 2: We're trying to.
- 11:21Speaker 9: Get him to change it to kill the one, kill
- 11:25Speaker 9: what he saying, or water to say it all together
- 11:28Speaker 9: like killer wan, like you know, kill him one and
- 11:32Speaker 9: the legend that is nephew Tommy Jr.
- 11:34Speaker 2: Or what is it today? What's going on with you?
- 11:37Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 11:38Speaker 11: Unc you know, man, I just was informed that this
- 11:41Speaker 11: Thanksgiving that I would be visiting a lot of houses
- 11:44Speaker 11: this Thanksgiving.
- 11:45Speaker 7: I just was told this.
- 11:46Speaker 11: I don't want to say who told me, But don't
- 11:49Speaker 11: make no plans. Well yeah, well, don't make no plan.
- 11:53Speaker 11: And I'm just saying, you know, I don't know these people.
- 11:56Speaker 11: I'm not gonna be eating over there because I just
- 11:58Speaker 11: need to know some signs, Like it's some that you
- 12:00Speaker 11: know of. Un when you know you ain't gonna eat
- 12:02Speaker 11: somebody house. What's some signs you know when you know
- 12:04Speaker 11: you ain't gonna eat them.
- 12:05Speaker 2: Like if I walk in and your house stink, ye,
- 12:09Speaker 2: I'm probably not going over here. Yeah.
- 12:13Speaker 9: You know how you walk in some people house and
- 12:14Speaker 9: they have that their own home older, don't yeah, house
- 12:18Speaker 9: like that?
- 12:20Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 12:21Speaker 2: Can I throw one in? Yeah? Talking.
- 12:24Speaker 12: If I see you scratching your head while you're cooking
- 12:27Speaker 12: them green, I'm out.
- 12:32Speaker 2: If you in your bandroom, oh yeah, I'm out.
- 12:40Speaker 1: Okay.
- 12:42Speaker 2: If there are visible roaches in the day, I can't
- 12:49Speaker 2: do this. I'm stand when they show up at night.
- 12:53Speaker 2: I got you every day, lost all fear, and they
- 12:59Speaker 2: are in day ten.
- 13:03Speaker 9: That's attitude I'm not really I'm not comfortable with them
- 13:06Speaker 9: what they want.
- 13:06Speaker 2: They add that attitude. Yeah I'm out, yeah, yeah about yeah,
- 13:11Speaker 2: get to get to swat and I'm over here by
- 13:13Speaker 2: the edge. I'm a ducky and quick. I got it.
- 13:17Speaker 2: I appreciate another one.
- 13:19Speaker 13: I just know.
- 13:19Speaker 2: I went over my Pardner's house. He had so many roaches.
- 13:23Speaker 2: When we came in late at night and cut the
- 13:25Speaker 2: lights on. They ain't even run.
- 13:30Speaker 7: Yead.
- 13:32Speaker 2: I never heard that, that went old Hill.
- 13:35Speaker 10: All right, all right, guys, coming up at thirty two
- 13:38Speaker 10: minutes after the hour, we will hear from the nephew
- 13:40Speaker 10: yet again as he runs that prank back right after this.
- 13:44Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
- 13:48Speaker 10: It is time now to run that prank back with
- 13:50Speaker 10: the nephew. What you got for us, nef, give me
- 13:53Speaker 10: my arm back, give me my arm a r m
- 14:05Speaker 10: arm is I sure, army arm.
- 14:09Speaker 2: But it's not like I said.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Sounds like you said, give.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Me my arm back.
- 14:16Speaker 1: Yes, to wrap my head around.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Arm arm give me my arm back.
- 14:23Speaker 14: Hello.
- 14:23Speaker 8: Hello, I'm trying to reach Philip.
- 14:25Speaker 15: Yeah, this this is Philip. Hey, how you doing?
- 14:28Speaker 4: What is this?
- 14:29Speaker 8: Are you a Philip?
- 14:30Speaker 4: Uh?
- 14:31Speaker 8: Is that who you are?
- 14:32Speaker 13: Yes?
- 14:32Speaker 4: This is Philip?
- 14:34Speaker 8: Okay, there is there is there is your son?
- 14:38Speaker 4: Do you know what there is?
- 14:39Speaker 15: Okay?
- 14:40Speaker 8: Calm down, Yes, okay.
- 14:42Speaker 15: Is my son?
- 14:43Speaker 8: Calm down?
- 14:44Speaker 15: First of all, is your son?
- 14:45Speaker 8: There is he there at the house right now? Okay?
- 14:48Speaker 15: That okay, that's not the issue.
- 14:50Speaker 4: What the issue is?
- 14:51Speaker 8: What what do you what do you need?
- 14:52Speaker 4: Sir?
- 14:53Speaker 8: My name is Burns, okay, and I live two streets
- 14:57Speaker 8: over from y'all. Do your son play with a boy
- 14:59Speaker 8: named t I'm a penman.
- 15:00Speaker 15: Yes, they grew up together. They play ball together. That
- 15:04Speaker 15: that's where they are now. They playing ball right now?
- 15:06Speaker 8: What they playing BALI right now?
- 15:08Speaker 15: Since then down there at the park to play ball.
- 15:11Speaker 15: And they always at the park.
- 15:12Speaker 8: That's what I need to know. I need to know
- 15:14Speaker 8: where they at. Let me tell you something.
- 15:16Speaker 15: Hold all, say hold on, say what you need to know?
- 15:18Speaker 8: Where they at for? And what you're finna do? What
- 15:21Speaker 8: is the problem that boy there is? And Tim come?
- 15:24Speaker 8: They say they was walking up my street today and
- 15:27Speaker 8: came over here. I have a prosthetic arm. My right
- 15:30Speaker 8: arm is prosthetic, and they know what.
- 15:33Speaker 15: Hold hold on say, Oh you say you got a
- 15:35Speaker 15: prosthetic arm.
- 15:36Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
- 15:37Speaker 8: My right arm is a prosthetic r And them boys
- 15:40Speaker 8: came over what they got to do with my son.
- 15:42Speaker 8: Your boy and that boy Tim came over here and
- 15:45Speaker 8: pulled my arm off of me and ran down the
- 15:47Speaker 8: street with it.
- 15:49Speaker 15: Hold all saying, hold on saying it, hold on saying,
- 15:52Speaker 15: you try to tell me that that that you lost
- 15:54Speaker 15: your arm to my son and his friend and they
- 15:57Speaker 15: ran off with your arms. They lived around and play basketball.
- 16:00Speaker 15: Is that what you're telling me?
- 16:01Speaker 8: I'm telling you that I don't know what. I didn't
- 16:04Speaker 8: know nothing about no basketball. They didn't came into my
- 16:07Speaker 8: prosthetic arm off of me.
- 16:09Speaker 15: I'm not saying, hold on saying, let me tell you
- 16:11Speaker 15: something that doesn't sound like what something my song will do. Okay,
- 16:14Speaker 15: So I know exactly what they do and where they're
- 16:16Speaker 15: going at all times, and that's not something that they
- 16:19Speaker 15: will do.
- 16:19Speaker 8: I'm players talking about what their kids will do and
- 16:22Speaker 8: won't do. You don't know what they do when they
- 16:24Speaker 8: ain't with y'all. I'm glad you told me that, say
- 16:27Speaker 8: at the park, because I'm gonna go right over here
- 16:29Speaker 8: to this park now, and from when I find them,
- 16:31Speaker 8: I'm gonna work and get my all back.
- 16:34Speaker 15: Okay, hold hold on, hold on, say hold on this
- 16:36Speaker 15: whole everything Okay, hold on staking now, because you done
- 16:40Speaker 15: said that you're gonna go do something that I know
- 16:42Speaker 15: you don't really mean. All right, might say you what.
- 16:45Speaker 8: I mean exact know what I'm saying.
- 16:46Speaker 4: They got my all.
- 16:48Speaker 8: How you think you feel that somebody's trying.
- 16:50Speaker 15: To take your arm, sir? Okay, look, let's try to
- 16:52Speaker 15: keep disrespectful, all right. All right, you say they got
- 16:55Speaker 15: your arm? Right, how about this than going to my boys? Okay,
- 17:01Speaker 15: First of all, I will meet you at the park.
- 17:03Speaker 15: All right, I will meet you at the park, and
- 17:05Speaker 15: we're gonna talk to talk about this situation like like gentlemen, okay,
- 17:09Speaker 15: ain't ain't no need for me to go down there
- 17:11Speaker 15: and start messing with youngsters. Okay, all right, that's what
- 17:13Speaker 15: we're gonna.
- 17:14Speaker 8: Do, y'all.
- 17:15Speaker 15: Still, they got my am sir, with all due respect, Okay,
- 17:21Speaker 15: you're talking about my son, and I know what he
- 17:24Speaker 15: is capable of doing and what he's not gonna do,
- 17:26Speaker 15: and he don't disrespect the older people like that, especially
- 17:29Speaker 15: with somebody with with a empairment or disablement or whatever
- 17:33Speaker 15: you got. Sorry about your arm.
- 17:36Speaker 8: I'm trying to help. I'm trying. I ask you, what
- 17:38Speaker 8: do you not think taking somebody all is disrespectful. That's
- 17:42Speaker 8: disrespectful to take.
- 17:44Speaker 15: Old man and run down the street where sir, disrespectful?
- 17:48Speaker 15: But what what is not? What is not disrespectful?
- 17:50Speaker 9: Also?
- 17:51Speaker 15: Is you telling me you're gonna go up there and
- 17:53Speaker 15: with my son and that's not gonna happen. Okay, that's
- 17:57Speaker 15: what I'm gonna do.
- 17:58Speaker 8: I'm as I get over.
- 18:01Speaker 15: Okay, all on second, son, you're gonna do what to
- 18:03Speaker 15: my son?
- 18:04Speaker 8: I'm a son up as soon as I get to
- 18:07Speaker 8: this park and Saint Pittman, that's with it, because they
- 18:10Speaker 8: tell my arm and they know they did it.
- 18:12Speaker 15: I'm gonna okay, let me tell you something.
- 18:14Speaker 8: You call me up, disrespecting me and threatening my son.
- 18:17Speaker 8: Do you know what you're talking to I'll tell you
- 18:19Speaker 8: what you do? Say what you could wait to that park.
- 18:22Speaker 15: And just breathe on my son?
- 18:24Speaker 6: Wrong?
- 18:24Speaker 15: Okay, say his name wrong? Okay, say it, and then
- 18:27Speaker 15: I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take
- 18:29Speaker 15: your other arm and I'm gonna beat to me.
- 18:31Speaker 8: Hey, you know he's gonna call you something. Let me
- 18:33Speaker 8: call you something. I don't think, don't think. Okay, whoop
- 18:36Speaker 8: with this one on? Because I'm there. I whooped you
- 18:38Speaker 8: in your son. This going on, I'll punish you with that.
- 18:41Speaker 15: Okay, Come on, maam, he ain't gonna know what to
- 18:45Speaker 15: do with your life because you can't find your arm.
- 18:47Speaker 15: You ain't got no sense, and you over here with
- 18:49Speaker 15: the wrong people's family, all right?
- 18:51Speaker 8: You know, no, you don't know what happened to my
- 18:54Speaker 8: You don't know how I lost my You know what happens?
- 18:59Speaker 8: You crying? You know you know I know where happened
- 19:02Speaker 8: to my arm? Why are you crying?
- 19:07Speaker 15: We asked you something, mister Sisidon, What what the problem?
- 19:10Speaker 4: You don't know what.
- 19:12Speaker 8: You don't know how I lost the arm. You don't
- 19:14Speaker 8: know how I lost this. I don't know how you
- 19:17Speaker 8: lost your arm. I really I don't give my arm.
- 19:22Speaker 8: Just I don't know who got your arm?
- 19:23Speaker 15: My son and got your arm?
- 19:25Speaker 8: Know your son? You know he don't he don't have
- 19:28Speaker 8: my arm. Tell me tell me got my arm? Who
- 19:32Speaker 8: got your arm? Tell me got it? Tommy? Tell me
- 19:37Speaker 8: got it? Tell me the one got the arm?
- 19:39Speaker 4: Yo? Who tell me?
- 19:41Speaker 14: Man Tommy man nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning
- 19:45Speaker 14: Show Man. Your son Darius fifteen year old got me
- 19:49Speaker 14: the Frank phone call you.
- 19:56Speaker 15: Oh yo, man, yo yo. He called you and told
- 20:07Speaker 15: you that we don't punishment. I knew he wasn't gonna do.
- 20:15Speaker 15: You'll punishment double time. Now, Oh man, you are y'all
- 20:25Speaker 15: something else?
- 20:29Speaker 8: Oh man, hey man, I gotta ask you, man, what's
- 20:33Speaker 8: the what's the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio
- 20:36Speaker 8: show in the.
- 20:37Speaker 15: Lanes, the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You already know, baby, I'm.
- 20:44Speaker 2: Here all day, folks, sir, all right?
- 20:49Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is asked the c l O.
- 20:53Speaker 10: You're listening Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top
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- 21:01Speaker 10: his thirty first birthday and Kim Kardashian was his special guest.
- 21:06Speaker 1: Serena Williams his name the fashion icon of the year.
- 21:09Speaker 10: Congratulations to her, and will tell you which black actress
- 21:13Speaker 10: is still a virgin at the age of thirty nine.
- 21:17Speaker 10: That's all at the top of the hour. And guess
- 21:19Speaker 10: what we all know her we met her. That's all
- 21:22Speaker 10: at the top of the hour. But right now it
- 21:24Speaker 10: is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
- 21:28Speaker 10: This is from Jayleen in Austin. Jayleen writes, my husband
- 21:32Speaker 10: hasn't talked to me in a few days because I
- 21:35Speaker 10: went out with my girls and stayed out till one
- 21:37Speaker 10: a m. Although he was mad, he still wanted to
- 21:41Speaker 10: have sex. He still wanted me to have sex with him.
- 21:43Speaker 10: We've been married a year. Is it normal to have
- 21:46Speaker 10: sex without communicating?
- 21:49Speaker 2: Yeah? For him it is.
- 21:51Speaker 9: This pretty much normal for a man and under any circumstances,
- 21:58Speaker 9: because it's such a healed in fact that we mad.
- 22:00Speaker 2: Let's do it. I got the flu, let's do it. COVID.
- 22:08Speaker 9: Yeah, but he ain't talked to you in two days though,
- 22:13Speaker 9: But you know, let's have sex. Was a test though,
- 22:16Speaker 9: because if you didn't want to, then where you've been
- 22:20Speaker 9: that's all?
- 22:20Speaker 4: That was.
- 22:24Speaker 2: All right? But he mad. I ain't never not talked
- 22:27Speaker 2: to my wife for two days. I've never done that.
- 22:30Speaker 1: I bet she's not talked to you for two days.
- 22:34Speaker 1: We can do silent you know that.
- 22:36Speaker 9: Well, she's going to half a day. That's the silent treatment.
- 22:39Speaker 9: Trusting to me a day. It is a really good
- 22:43Speaker 9: I'm throwing.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Up and everything, throwing up, throwing up.
- 22:47Speaker 2: That's silent treatment.
- 22:49Speaker 1: That makes me sunk though it's terrible. Yeah, all right.
- 22:54Speaker 1: Moving on to teres In Saint Joseph.
- 22:57Speaker 10: Teresays I got fired because in a nasty teres Oh
- 23:02Speaker 10: like Teresa, this is Teresa, not Tyresee.
- 23:08Speaker 2: Joseph.
- 23:14Speaker 10: Teresa. Saint Joseph said, I got fired because I sent
- 23:17Speaker 10: a nasty text to my boss by mistake, and I
- 23:20Speaker 10: talked about her really bad. After I got fired, she
- 23:23Speaker 10: called me and threatened to beat my tail whenever she
- 23:25Speaker 10: sees me. Is it cool to lay this older woman
- 23:28Speaker 10: out if she hits me first.
- 23:31Speaker 2: Drop her like a three foot putt. Yes, she run
- 23:35Speaker 2: her old ass up on you. Let her have it.
- 23:40Speaker 2: I have pressed that wrong, but I tell you can.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Emails first came out.
- 23:46Speaker 9: Oh, I wrote a real nasty email about the people
- 23:50Speaker 9: we were negotiating this contract with my managers, siting Tim
- 23:54Speaker 9: at the time, and I wrote a real nasty email
- 23:57Speaker 9: and called him some names. And I didn't know how
- 23:59Speaker 9: email I was working. When I got through, the button
- 24:02Speaker 9: said reply all, which I thought meant do I want
- 24:06Speaker 9: all of my reply to go back out?
- 24:09Speaker 2: Everything? Yes? Everything I wrote? Why would you? I don't
- 24:13Speaker 2: need you taking no lines out? And I pressed reply all.
- 24:17Speaker 11: H huh.
- 24:19Speaker 1: So everybody thought.
- 24:22Speaker 9: This guy called me up and he said, Steve, this
- 24:26Speaker 9: white guy. He said, I know you made a mistake.
- 24:28Speaker 9: You didn't mean to do it, he said, but just
- 24:31Speaker 9: letting you know. I got the message. And if I
- 24:36Speaker 9: got it, that means that the two other people above
- 24:41Speaker 9: me have it. Well, there's going to be a ripple
- 24:44Speaker 9: effect behind this, and I just wanted to call you
- 24:46Speaker 9: and give your heads up. I didn't know what you're
- 24:49Speaker 9: talking about. All of a sudden, my manager called me with, hey, man,
- 24:55Speaker 9: did you just do it?
- 24:55Speaker 2: I think you did, he said, when you text this
- 25:00Speaker 2: back to me that you press reply all, I said,
- 25:03Speaker 2: your damn shoulds right.
- 25:04Speaker 9: I wanted you to it so I know where you're at.
- 25:08Speaker 9: You're gonna lose your job. Yeah, you're gonna lose your job,
- 25:11Speaker 9: and I would have lost my job. It's just I'm
- 25:13Speaker 9: the only one can do it. And that's the only
- 25:15Speaker 9: thing saved me. I am the only do it.
- 25:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 25:20Speaker 9: So yeah, when she run up on you, you can
- 25:22Speaker 9: go and let her have it, yeah, because she's I
- 25:25Speaker 9: know why you're doing it, so you can be emotional.
- 25:30Speaker 1: All right.
- 25:31Speaker 10: Moving on to Calvin and Durham. Calvin says, on my
- 25:35Speaker 10: way home, I saw a young lady fall off her bike,
- 25:38Speaker 10: and I pulled over and waited with her until her
- 25:41Speaker 10: boyfriend came. Because it was getting dark. I told my
- 25:44Speaker 10: wife about it, and she questioned me all night. Why
- 25:48Speaker 10: do I have to explain a good deed?
- 25:51Speaker 2: Why did you tell? See?
- 25:56Speaker 9: Bruh, this is where when you're young and you're married,
- 25:59Speaker 9: you don't know. There's some stuff you do not have
- 26:03Speaker 9: to tell. Why did you tell her?
- 26:08Speaker 2: Can I wait?
- 26:09Speaker 1: What if his wife called and wanted to know where
- 26:11Speaker 1: he was?
- 26:11Speaker 2: Just lie, I'm I'm not answering the phone.
- 26:17Speaker 1: Oh yeah, don't answer the phone. Oh don't answer the phone?
- 26:24Speaker 12: What what what?
- 26:25Speaker 2: He can't run the risk of it. She she's standing there, going,
- 26:27Speaker 2: I just can't believe you staying thank you so much. Yeah,
- 26:34Speaker 2: we we we're not We're not doing that because we
- 26:37Speaker 2: know nothing. She say, gonna make sense? And what did
- 26:40Speaker 2: you say your name was?
- 26:44Speaker 1: She's talking like that.
- 26:47Speaker 2: For me to forget you pick me up? You were
- 26:52Speaker 2: so strong and nothing she can say.
- 26:55Speaker 1: You're so strong you picked me up.
- 26:58Speaker 2: I feel my god, thank you so much.
- 27:02Speaker 4: Here.
- 27:03Speaker 1: That's how then pick her up? He just waited until
- 27:07Speaker 1: her boyfriend came. That's all it says.
- 27:10Speaker 7: Not a wife.
- 27:11Speaker 1: Every five minutes, there go captain saber God.
- 27:14Speaker 2: Oh yeah, somebody.
- 27:17Speaker 7: So what I got to do to get your attention?
- 27:19Speaker 7: I got to fall off the bike in the girl.
- 27:24Speaker 2: I got to get this.
- 27:26Speaker 1: Uh it's over.
- 27:28Speaker 2: She went to Okay.
- 27:32Speaker 10: So so he's trying to say he did a good deed,
- 27:36Speaker 10: but his wife is not buying it. So you're saying,
- 27:38Speaker 10: why did he even tell his wife in the first place.
- 27:41Speaker 9: Just learn to quit talking so much. Just learned just
- 27:45Speaker 9: because you can't tell everything. Man, it ain't safe. It
- 27:49Speaker 9: ain't safe.
- 27:50Speaker 2: She your wife? Slash, investigator slash why all that?
- 28:00Speaker 15: Dog?
- 28:01Speaker 2: Don't believe me? Don't introduce no new information, man, don't
- 28:08Speaker 2: do that.
- 28:10Speaker 1: Go ahead, s all right, Calvin, I hope you got
- 28:13Speaker 1: that all right?
- 28:14Speaker 10: Last one, Steve, Last one dese and Tampa says, I'm
- 28:18Speaker 10: dating a man that is so much fun when he's sober,
- 28:22Speaker 10: But the minute he starts drinking, he's insecure and gets
- 28:25Speaker 10: mad over the smallest stuff. He can't see that it's
- 28:29Speaker 10: a problem. So how do I get him to see that?
- 28:31Speaker 10: He's got two different personalities.
- 28:35Speaker 2: When he drank, go home, So start drinking. The date
- 28:40Speaker 2: is over, Tell me fun.
- 28:44Speaker 1: When he's sober, she said.
- 28:46Speaker 9: But see, yeah, he fund. The problem is not that
- 28:49Speaker 9: he changes. The problem is that he drinks, because the
- 28:54Speaker 9: drinking causes to change. Now, if he's not gonna stop drinking,
- 28:59Speaker 9: then we have a problem.
- 29:01Speaker 1: How much? All right?
- 29:06Speaker 10: Thank you, Clo. Coming up next, we have some entertainment
- 29:09Speaker 10: news for a year. Right after this, you're listening.
- 29:13Speaker 1: Morning show. The rumor mill, the rumor mill.
- 29:18Speaker 10: Is buzzing again over the possibility of Kim Kardashian and
- 29:22Speaker 10: Odell Beckham Junior dating.
- 29:24Speaker 1: Now.
- 29:25Speaker 10: Over the weekend, Kim was in New York for the
- 29:27Speaker 10: CFDA Awards. That's the Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards. Okay,
- 29:34Speaker 10: so she was in New York for that. She went
- 29:36Speaker 10: to Odell Beckham Junior's birthday party. The dress code for
- 29:40Speaker 10: the party as for leather and fur. Oh I like
- 29:43Speaker 10: that leather and fur, and Kim Kay of course did
- 29:46Speaker 10: not disappoint. She had a super tight leather lace up
- 29:51Speaker 10: black dress. Odell wore leather pants and the leather vest
- 29:55Speaker 10: open of course, I mean showed off his assary one.
- 30:00Speaker 6: Yeah he's only thirty one, Yeah, thirty we could do. Boy,
- 30:04Speaker 6: We beat him to shut that whole damn party down now, dog,
- 30:09Speaker 6: we can walk in there with a leather pans, with
- 30:11Speaker 6: a vests home with our shirt. We're gonna be on
- 30:13Speaker 6: shade room though. Yeah, I I need I need a
- 30:16Speaker 6: turtle Nick vs.
- 30:18Speaker 16: I'm not.
- 30:18Speaker 2: I'm not taking no change you need? What the Turtlenick
- 30:22Speaker 2: visc at the first comment, look at his old fat ass?
- 30:33Speaker 2: I got mine?
- 30:35Speaker 1: Yeah to the party? Yeah, I want to see all right?
- 30:38Speaker 10: So his thirty first birthday party was start studyed Steve
- 30:42Speaker 10: LORI was there with her Jade Damson.
- 30:44Speaker 2: Huh who's thirty first birthday party?
- 30:47Speaker 1: Odell Beckham Junior? Are paying attention?
- 30:51Speaker 4: What was this?
- 30:53Speaker 2: That's what we've been talking about.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Boy? What Saturday in New York?
- 30:59Speaker 4: Dude?
- 30:59Speaker 2: What guests? Yeah?
- 31:03Speaker 1: Did you hear anything I said about Kim Kardashian. The
- 31:07Speaker 1: theme was leather.
- 31:12Speaker 2: Ohe was finished?
- 31:14Speaker 10: Say little baby was there, Winnie Harlow, Sweetie, James Harden,
- 31:20Speaker 10: Tianna Taylor, others.
- 31:22Speaker 1: So here's a question.
- 31:24Speaker 10: So what if Odell Beckham Junior and Kim Kardashian are
- 31:27Speaker 10: really dating?
- 31:29Speaker 1: Do you think they make a good couple? That's the question.
- 31:32Speaker 11: You can catch yeah in the in the beginning, Now
- 31:36Speaker 11: asked that question six months down road.
- 31:38Speaker 2: Let's see what we're at the end. What have I
- 31:41Speaker 2: told you? Should everybody go in that house come out crazy?
- 31:45Speaker 1: I tell you I'm not.
- 31:48Speaker 2: I ignored that went in it and came perfect, no problem.
- 31:54Speaker 10: They had to be a little crazy going in then
- 31:56Speaker 10: if that's the case. Uh yeah, I mean, you know, everybody,
- 32:02Speaker 10: I don't really, you know, I don't.
- 32:04Speaker 2: I don't. I don't care. Yeah, why I care?
- 32:11Speaker 4: Though?
- 32:14Speaker 1: The better question for you? And you already said that
- 32:16Speaker 1: you will go with a vest with your abs out?
- 32:21Speaker 2: No, no, right there with a vest. Anybody said nothing
- 32:23Speaker 2: about no ads out. A crowd is out is out?
- 32:29Speaker 2: See I have asks, surely I do have. Yes, they're
- 32:34Speaker 2: not they're not available right now. They're just I mean
- 32:40Speaker 2: they're like they on vacation. Vacation. No, they're they're they're
- 32:44Speaker 2: very strong. I could, but you got to dig for
- 32:46Speaker 2: them though. I can't. It ain't no, you know, it
- 32:49Speaker 2: ain't no like oh your shirt and dad ain't go oh.
- 32:55Speaker 8: Damn, none of that.
- 32:58Speaker 9: My abs have a comforter on it. They get their
- 33:05Speaker 9: warm enough colder. Yeah, so they need a for comfort.
- 33:10Speaker 9: So I have a comforter on top of my hands.
- 33:14Speaker 1: So speaking of the CFDA.
- 33:18Speaker 10: Awards Top Top Names in Fashion and Entertainment gathered Monday
- 33:22Speaker 10: night in New York as the American Music at the
- 33:25Speaker 10: American h Museum of Natural History for the sixty first
- 33:30Speaker 10: Annual Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards or the
- 33:33Speaker 10: c FDA, and Serena Williams was awarded this year's highest award,
- 33:38Speaker 10: the Fashion Icon Award.
- 33:40Speaker 1: She was she she got this award for all her innovations.
- 33:44Speaker 10: She I mean, look how she reimagined traditional tennis outfits.
- 33:49Speaker 10: She wore denim tennis skirt, she wore purple tu twos
- 33:52Speaker 10: and body suits on the court. Serena was also noted
- 33:56Speaker 10: as a trendsetter for wearing her hair braided with beads
- 33:59Speaker 10: while coning in tennis matches. So we have to say
- 34:02Speaker 10: congratulations to Serena Williams. What an icon and how deserving
- 34:08Speaker 10: And she looked beautiful by the way. You love her dress, Yeah,
- 34:12Speaker 10: she really did.
- 34:13Speaker 1: Yep, yep. And check this out, guys.
- 34:17Speaker 10: A clip from Chelsea Handler's podcast Dear Chelsea has resurfaced
- 34:20Speaker 10: and is making its rounds on the internet because in
- 34:25Speaker 10: the clip, actress Yvonne Orgy. Now we met her when
- 34:28Speaker 10: we were in Dubai a couple of years ago. Yvonne
- 34:31Speaker 10: Orgie said that she's a thirty nine year old virgin.
- 34:34Speaker 10: Orgi is best known for her role, of Course, in
- 34:36Speaker 10: the hit TV series Insecure, which is the opposite of
- 34:41Speaker 10: being being a virgin.
- 34:42Speaker 1: That role she played.
- 34:45Speaker 10: Yvonne stated that she's saving herself from marriage still. She
- 34:49Speaker 10: said that she gets lots of messages from people wanting
- 34:51Speaker 10: to pray for her, but instead she advises them to
- 34:55Speaker 10: pray for her future husband because once the flood gave.
- 35:00Speaker 1: It's open, it's on. Okay, just know that, she said,
- 35:04Speaker 1: it's on.
- 35:06Speaker 14: That.
- 35:08Speaker 1: But but I mean, what do you guys think about that?
- 35:10Speaker 10: Isn't it refreshing that in today's world, a successful black woman,
- 35:14Speaker 10: a black actress, is still.
- 35:15Speaker 1: A virgin at thirty nine? I love it, she say
- 35:19Speaker 1: to herself. For marriage. Yeah, yeah, there's something you don't
- 35:23Speaker 1: hear about very often. She was fun.
- 35:25Speaker 3: We had fun with her in Dubai. She was partying
- 35:27Speaker 3: for her friend. But your character, Molly is.
- 35:35Speaker 2: Not a version is good. Her comedy special was good too.
- 35:41Speaker 1: With Tom Brady right to them. Yeah, I love that commercial.
- 35:45Speaker 2: I need.
- 35:47Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, coming up at twenty minutes after the hour,
- 35:49Speaker 10: we're going to talk about yesterday's big elections.
- 35:52Speaker 1: Right after this why he oh here like this woman,
- 35:55Speaker 1: But you're listening Morning Show.
- 36:02Speaker 10: We're going to let the dust settle a little bit
- 36:04Speaker 10: on the election results and we'll and we'll have a
- 36:06Speaker 10: full update tomorrow.
- 36:08Speaker 1: But let's talk about what was at stake in each election.
- 36:11Speaker 10: In Ohio, voters decided on the right to abortion, and
- 36:15Speaker 10: they voted to legalize marijuana. In the Kentucky governor's race,
- 36:20Speaker 10: the Democrat incumbent Andy Basher faced a Republican opponent, Daniel Cameron.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Remember Daniel Cameron, the brother who was.
- 36:30Speaker 10: Who was in office, you know when attorney Yeah, yeah,
- 36:34Speaker 10: remember Breanna Taylor. And in Mississippi, yeah yeah, he was
- 36:43Speaker 10: Mitch McConnell's boy.
- 36:44Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 36:46Speaker 1: And in Mississippi it was one of the most important
- 36:49Speaker 1: elections in years.
- 36:50Speaker 10: Democrats in Mississippi hope to unset and Republican Governor Tate
- 36:54Speaker 10: Reeves and replace him with Democrat Brandon Presley. Tate Reeves
- 36:59Speaker 10: has been in the center of controversy for years of
- 37:03Speaker 10: corrupt business, record numbers of voters at the polls, and
- 37:07Speaker 10: that is why the campaigned tirelessly on this show to
- 37:11Speaker 10: get everyone out to vote, because there's some cases going on.
- 37:16Speaker 3: People got out and vote. You made a difference. You
- 37:19Speaker 3: should be proud. I voted yesterday. And if you didn't,
- 37:25Speaker 3: don't say nothing. Don't say nothing about the results.
- 37:28Speaker 4: Nothing.
- 37:29Speaker 3: If you did not get out and vote, you can't.
- 37:33Speaker 3: You can't set any election out, not one local in Ohio.
- 37:40Speaker 2: So in marijuana lemonade, I vote on everything, everything coming.
- 37:47Speaker 2: What did you say they said about abortion.
- 37:49Speaker 1: Voters decided on the right to abortion. They're voting on that.
- 37:54Speaker 1: They're voting on that.
- 37:55Speaker 10: They voted to legalize marijuana. That's what they're voting on
- 37:58Speaker 10: in Ohio. And in Kentucky it was the governor's race.
- 38:03Speaker 10: So there's some important elections across the state, across the country,
- 38:08Speaker 10: very important.
- 38:09Speaker 2: What you got clarity, big though, you understand how we don't?
- 38:15Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, when the results come out, you'll know.
- 38:17Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, the voting, Okay.
- 38:20Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what they're voting on.
- 38:22Speaker 2: Now, I got it, I got it.
- 38:24Speaker 1: Yeah, But they Ohio legalize that marijuana.
- 38:28Speaker 9: No, we're they're gonna say, Ohio is such a red
- 38:37Speaker 9: state though it is, so man, we can't do nothing
- 38:42Speaker 9: because I'm telling you them lower states. See, when you
- 38:45Speaker 9: come up to Cleveland and Toledo, we're gonna do what
- 38:48Speaker 9: like we want to do. Once you get on there.
- 38:50Speaker 9: In Hamilton and Zanesville, it's just a bunch.
- 38:56Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
- 38:57Speaker 9: They still got Trump signs up down. There's something wrong
- 39:01Speaker 9: with him. You come up Cleveland, though, you better get
- 39:03Speaker 9: your colors right.
- 39:05Speaker 2: Yeah, all right?
- 39:08Speaker 10: Coming up next, who would be on your mount Rushmore
- 39:11Speaker 10: of R and B artists?
- 39:13Speaker 1: We'll tell you who Usher picked right after this. You're
- 39:17Speaker 1: listening hard morning show.
- 39:21Speaker 10: Usher has weighed in on the mount Rushmore of R
- 39:24Speaker 10: and B trend and listed as top artists of all time.
- 39:28Speaker 10: This was all during an E News interview. Usher put
- 39:31Speaker 10: himself first on the list. I'm not mad at him
- 39:33Speaker 10: for that at all.
- 39:34Speaker 1: I'm not mad.
- 39:36Speaker 4: He said.
- 39:37Speaker 10: Yeah, he said, quote, I get to put myself up there.
- 39:40Speaker 10: He said, Marvin Gay is going up there, Michael Jackson
- 39:43Speaker 10: is going up there, Prince is going up there, and
- 39:46Speaker 10: I put a few incredible female vocalists like Whitney Houston
- 39:49Speaker 10: up there. It doesn't necessarily have to just be men.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Excuse me, Usher, I don't argue with your list because
- 39:56Speaker 2: you are legendary. It's for me not to see Luther.
- 40:03Speaker 2: You say R and B.
- 40:04Speaker 9: That's an oversight to me. I just think he couldn't.
- 40:08Speaker 9: I just thought he just missed it because Unsha got sense.
- 40:13Speaker 1: Calm down, though, sir, No, I'm not fitting to calm down.
- 40:19Speaker 1: Rushmore R and B.
- 40:21Speaker 2: How you ain't got Luther? You said R and B.
- 40:29Speaker 9: Whol nobody ain't nobody in front of Luther?
- 40:34Speaker 2: Know that now?
- 40:35Speaker 9: Marvin Gay is on now you got all right you're
- 40:40Speaker 9: talking about now, But what I'm just talking R and B,
- 40:44Speaker 9: not pop.
- 40:45Speaker 4: R and B.
- 40:46Speaker 2: We got R and B vocalist, vocal rhythm and blues.
- 40:53Speaker 1: We know what R and B stands for a couple
- 40:55Speaker 1: of months black, How did you get break it down?
- 41:01Speaker 15: Rhythm?
- 41:04Speaker 9: Because there's so many ties, man, it's so many ties.
- 41:09Speaker 9: Because Teddy Pendergrass, you're talking about R and B.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Turn off the light.
- 41:19Speaker 9: Yeah, you gotta feel stuff like that, turn them off?
- 41:22Speaker 9: You know, go from that today? You know that's anytime
- 41:27Speaker 9: you can go for that to that in the same
- 41:28Speaker 9: damn song. But you're following the directions as he toad
- 41:33Speaker 9: turn off the line and you ease on over there
- 41:36Speaker 9: and turn them off. Now if you don't get your
- 41:37Speaker 9: ass over there.
- 41:38Speaker 2: In turn you get a command. Yeah it we ain't
- 41:43Speaker 2: asking no more. You see me naked over here?
- 41:50Speaker 1: Who else?
- 41:53Speaker 2: It's so hard now because I want to say bury White,
- 41:58Speaker 2: but I want to say am.
- 42:02Speaker 9: Because when you're talking about on be you talking about
- 42:06Speaker 9: and catch that make your heart bleed when they say yes, sir,
- 42:11Speaker 9: yeah you talking pop overall?
- 42:14Speaker 2: Nobody top Michael.
- 42:16Speaker 1: Jackson, Yeah yeah.
- 42:19Speaker 2: But when you're just talking about are and.
- 42:21Speaker 1: B rhythm and blues as you explained, I'm talking about whatever?
- 42:27Speaker 2: Could it be? James Brown? James Brown? Not on?
- 42:31Speaker 1: Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on.
- 42:37Speaker 2: Up there in that mountain perim and all.
- 42:40Speaker 1: Are you still finished? Are you finished?
- 42:41Speaker 3: See?
- 42:42Speaker 1: Because you got to.
- 42:43Speaker 2: Add for right now? Because I'm so damn mad. Why
- 42:47Speaker 2: are you at Luther? Who kind of list you got?
- 42:54Speaker 2: Damn she can be wrong. I think just Usher got
- 42:59Speaker 2: good now and I love question. That's my dude, and
- 43:03Speaker 2: he is.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Legendary, Yes, killing it in Vegas.
- 43:08Speaker 5: We need to add.
- 43:11Speaker 1: Come on, Stevee, that's on my list.
- 43:17Speaker 2: Stevie wondering my list? Be got to skeletons in your clothing?
- 43:24Speaker 9: I mean he just got he got stuff that don't
- 43:27Speaker 9: make no damn man, baby your baby.
- 43:32Speaker 2: It's some of the plane keeping me say it again.
- 43:41Speaker 2: The girl thinks that she's so fun.
- 43:45Speaker 1: Luther Teddy, you got a lot, brother, HOI wrong.
- 43:56Speaker 6: Group?
- 43:57Speaker 9: That's a group you by his damn he Ryan eyes
- 44:00Speaker 9: you know who he would that would wrong.
- 44:05Speaker 1: The nephew of the prank phone called Nephew had James
- 44:08Speaker 1: Brown up in there.
- 44:09Speaker 5: Jill.
- 44:10Speaker 1: Right after this.
- 44:13Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show coming up at about four
- 44:18Speaker 10: minutes after the hour. It is my strawberry letter for
- 44:21Speaker 10: today and the subject is she brings nothing to the table.
- 44:24Speaker 1: We'll get into that find.
- 44:25Speaker 10: Out what that's all about in just a few because
- 44:28Speaker 10: right now it is time for the nephew and today's
- 44:30Speaker 10: prank phone call.
- 44:31Speaker 5: What you got for his neph This is God is
- 44:35Speaker 5: not through with you, but we all. God is not
- 44:42Speaker 5: through with you, but we are.
- 44:46Speaker 2: That's it?
- 44:46Speaker 5: Wow with it?
- 44:47Speaker 2: Which cat dog?
- 44:49Speaker 4: If you would Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach sister Takara.
- 44:56Speaker 4: This is brother Brinkley from the church. How you doing?
- 44:59Speaker 13: Oh hey, how is it's I'm at work? Can I
- 45:04Speaker 13: call you back?
- 45:05Speaker 3: Uh?
- 45:06Speaker 4: Well, this is this is kind of urgent. I call
- 45:08Speaker 4: your your house phone and I didn't get an answer,
- 45:11Speaker 4: and I had this other number on file, so I
- 45:13Speaker 4: wanted to reach out to you. But what I won't
- 45:15Speaker 4: take long. But it really is a hurt, all right,
- 45:18Speaker 4: that urgent matter. If you don't mind, all right, hold.
- 45:21Speaker 13: On, hold on, let me let me step away from
- 45:23Speaker 13: my tuber.
- 45:25Speaker 4: Hello.
- 45:26Speaker 13: Hello, yeah, okay, so what's uh the brink?
- 45:32Speaker 4: Okay, we have a bit of a problem here and
- 45:35Speaker 4: we're gonna try to We're trying to clean up a
- 45:37Speaker 4: lot of things here at the church. You know, I
- 45:39Speaker 4: hate to be the one to bring you some bad news.
- 45:43Speaker 4: Let me just start by by saying this. God might
- 45:46Speaker 4: not be through with you, but we are here at
- 45:50Speaker 4: the church. It has been brought to eye attention, sister
- 45:53Speaker 4: car that you guys are halfway coming to church and
- 45:56Speaker 4: you you you might come once once out of a month.
- 45:59Speaker 4: You're not tithing as we expected. You know, the church
- 46:04Speaker 4: can't really depend on you. It's you you got you know,
- 46:07Speaker 4: you bring your kids. I think your brother comes to
- 46:09Speaker 4: the church, but everybody is coming every now and we
- 46:13Speaker 4: need we cannot depend on you all to be the
- 46:16Speaker 4: members and have the expectation of what we're trying to do.
- 46:19Speaker 13: What you say, you say your name is.
- 46:25Speaker 4: Yes and you work, you work under the dation.
- 46:29Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I've never heard of you before.
- 46:32Speaker 4: I have been officiated by the pastor. As I'm over
- 46:35Speaker 4: actually over the finance and we're going through all of
- 46:38Speaker 4: the books and looking at all of the numbers of
- 46:40Speaker 4: the of the members of the church, the directory, and
- 46:43Speaker 4: we're noticing what people are paying tied, what people are
- 46:46Speaker 4: pan tied, who's coming to church, who's participating in different
- 46:50Speaker 4: and different uh uh ministries and whatnot. And Sister Takar,
- 46:54Speaker 4: I got I have to be honest with you. You
- 46:56Speaker 4: you you hell, maybe once every one of someone we
- 46:59Speaker 4: might see you might not see you, you know, and
- 47:02Speaker 4: like I say, God may not be through with you,
- 47:05Speaker 4: but we all.
- 47:06Speaker 13: Well, okay, you can't say Thatsten. Why I don't understand, like,
- 47:12Speaker 13: are y'all monitoring my my my church going? Like I can't.
- 47:17Speaker 13: I can't have to go every single week? I mean
- 47:21Speaker 13: when I can.
- 47:21Speaker 4: Why are you absent so much at the church? Explain that?
- 47:25Speaker 13: I mean, I have three kids, you know, I mean
- 47:28Speaker 13: I have two jobs. Sometimes I don't, I mean, I
- 47:31Speaker 13: still pray. I don't understand how a church can area you.
- 47:37Speaker 4: Got two jobs. But we're not getting tied. Like you
- 47:40Speaker 4: got two jobs. You're not tied, and.
- 47:42Speaker 8: Like you got two jobs because I can't afford.
- 47:45Speaker 4: You just said I got two jobs, that's what you
- 47:47Speaker 4: just said, and that those two jobs.
- 47:49Speaker 15: Are in support my kids.
- 47:51Speaker 13: I mean, I can't support the church and my kids.
- 47:54Speaker 13: Is the same term I can't vote. I mean I
- 47:56Speaker 13: get when I can.
- 47:58Speaker 4: Let me ask you something. What are you making on
- 48:01Speaker 4: that other job?
- 48:02Speaker 8: Are you serious?
- 48:04Speaker 13: Are you really?
- 48:05Speaker 15: Really?
- 48:06Speaker 4: You? Really?
- 48:07Speaker 8: I didn't know the church? God?
- 48:10Speaker 4: Is this deep?
- 48:11Speaker 13: What you're really asking me? How much I make? And
- 48:14Speaker 13: my second job did I take to support my kids?
- 48:18Speaker 8: Come on?
- 48:18Speaker 1: Now?
- 48:18Speaker 13: Did this gotta be something?
- 48:20Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this to you again. God may not
- 48:24Speaker 4: be through with you, but we are. If you are
- 48:28Speaker 4: gonna pay your tides, If you're not gonna come to
- 48:31Speaker 4: work on a consistent basis, then what what do you benefit?
- 48:36Speaker 9: The church?
- 48:37Speaker 4: Is that?
- 48:37Speaker 13: What the church is about?
- 48:39Speaker 4: This? I'm gonna say this. I'm gonna say this to you.
- 48:42Speaker 4: You let me tell you what the church is all.
- 48:44Speaker 8: About the church is and you say we done with
- 48:48Speaker 8: you again?
- 48:49Speaker 13: One more time?
- 48:50Speaker 15: I'm serious.
- 48:51Speaker 4: No, I'm gonna tell you this. You're talking about is
- 48:53Speaker 4: that what the church is about. Let me tell you
- 48:54Speaker 4: what the church is. The church is a hospital for
- 48:58Speaker 4: crippled souls. You understand it, That's what That's what the
- 49:02Speaker 4: church is. But when when we have the souls that
- 49:05Speaker 4: are coming in to be saved, we are doing our job.
- 49:10Speaker 4: And guess what those people that are coming in, you
- 49:12Speaker 4: know what they're doing. They're tithing. That's what they're doing.
- 49:15Speaker 4: They're tithing. You, sister Takara, I'm sure your soul is crippled.
- 49:20Speaker 4: You're not coming and you're not tithing. You may give
- 49:24Speaker 4: us a little some something when you show up. If
- 49:27Speaker 4: you show up. That am I right or wrong?
- 49:29Speaker 13: M okay? Let me get what is straight. This is
- 49:33Speaker 13: what you called me for in the middle of my
- 49:36Speaker 13: work day to tell me that you're kicking me out
- 49:39Speaker 13: the church because I don't give enough money to the
- 49:42Speaker 13: church while I'm at my job that I can barely
- 49:46Speaker 13: afford to pay my bills with that of fact, I.
- 49:50Speaker 1: Don't even know who you are.
- 49:51Speaker 5: I've never met you.
- 49:52Speaker 13: In my life, and I don't even know what this church.
- 49:56Speaker 1: You know? This church.
- 49:57Speaker 13: I hate to say it, but if that's what the
- 49:59Speaker 13: church is about, you had the nerve to call me.
- 50:06Speaker 4: Okay, no, no, no, Now let me say something. Now
- 50:09Speaker 4: you're being very Unchristian like, now is the car you're
- 50:14Speaker 4: gonna watch it? Done in your language?
- 50:15Speaker 13: Then this is not Christian?
- 50:17Speaker 4: Like, well, well do you do? You know brother Dwane?
- 50:21Speaker 4: Isn't that your brother?
- 50:22Speaker 15: Okay?
- 50:23Speaker 4: And my brother Dwyane is who told me to call you?
- 50:28Speaker 11: Really my brother?
- 50:30Speaker 13: So so what is just about?
- 50:32Speaker 4: Huh?
- 50:33Speaker 13: Whatever? I don't know. What is your name?
- 50:36Speaker 4: My name is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 50:40Speaker 4: Your brother Dwane got me the prank phone. Call you.
- 50:45Speaker 5: No more?
- 50:52Speaker 13: Oh my gosh, yo, she's got to get meet by
- 50:55Speaker 13: you for this job. I'm makeing lobby screaming my you're
- 50:58Speaker 13: looking at me.
- 51:00Speaker 4: Oh mysh, you are right.
- 51:03Speaker 1: You tell me.
- 51:05Speaker 4: What's up?
- 51:09Speaker 8: No, no, no more?
- 51:11Speaker 13: Oh my god, oh my god, my heart is racing.
- 51:16Speaker 4: Tell me this the card? What is the baddest and
- 51:19Speaker 4: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, Steve Harvey?
- 51:26Speaker 2: And now you have it. That was for the church folk,
- 51:29Speaker 2: right there, That was for the church folk right does
- 51:32Speaker 2: not through with you?
- 51:33Speaker 4: But we are.
- 51:35Speaker 2: We just sick and had of you. And that's it
- 51:40Speaker 2: with them. Yes, I watched something online yesterday. This lady
- 51:45Speaker 2: was reading from the podium in church, uh huh, and
- 51:49Speaker 2: was reading the twenty third songs. Hum let me tell
- 51:53Speaker 2: you so. I was screaming, what we doing?
- 51:59Speaker 9: This woman was in church reading the twenty third songs?
- 52:02Speaker 9: All to play it on the radio. It's worth it.
- 52:05Speaker 9: It's just so worth it.
- 52:07Speaker 2: Pull it up. Let me see if I can find it.
- 52:11Speaker 12: Pull it up, you find out. I'm gonna do this Syracuse.
- 52:13Speaker 12: I'm on my way baby this weekend. The Nephew coming
- 52:16Speaker 12: to town November tenth and eleventh at the Funny Bone,
- 52:19Speaker 12: all right.
- 52:19Speaker 2: Got a few tickets left.
- 52:20Speaker 12: And then what's laying in the cut but junr bitch
- 52:23Speaker 12: November seventeenth and eighteen.
- 52:25Speaker 2: I'm proud to see it. All them shows is what
- 52:29Speaker 2: sold out? They gone?
- 52:31Speaker 12: Baby, Tommy T's ay I come, December eight nineteen, Oakland, California.
- 52:36Speaker 12: I a man tell too short to blow the whistle
- 52:38Speaker 12: because nephew coming to town. That is Tommy T's December eighth, ninth,
- 52:42Speaker 12: and tenth. And then that place I have never been, Tacoma, Washington,
- 52:47Speaker 12: December fifteen, sixteen to seventeen. Nate Jackson, Super Funny comedy club, Nate,
- 52:52Speaker 12: tell them, baby, nephew, coming what you got on?
- 52:56Speaker 9: Okay, I couldn't find it, but I will, but I
- 53:00Speaker 9: did send y'all something else though that I found last night.
- 53:04Speaker 4: A.
- 53:06Speaker 2: Scream me. I couldn't watching this, I couldn't quit watch.
- 53:11Speaker 2: I watched it probably thirty times. Oh this must be good. Yeah,
- 53:19Speaker 2: all right, all right.
- 53:20Speaker 10: All right, coming up next Strawberry Letter. The subject is
- 53:25Speaker 10: she brings nothing to the table. We'll get into that
- 53:28Speaker 10: right after this. You're listening Hard Morning Show. It is
- 53:34Speaker 10: time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need
- 53:37Speaker 10: advice on relationships, works, sex, parenting, and more, please submit
- 53:41Speaker 10: your Strawberry Letter to STEVEHARVEFM dot com and click submit
- 53:45Speaker 10: Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter live on
- 53:48Speaker 10: the air, just like we're going to read this one
- 53:49Speaker 10: right here, right now.
- 53:51Speaker 2: Bmuggle up, hold on type we got it before you. Here.
- 53:53Speaker 2: It is Strawberry Letter.
- 53:55Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. Subject she brings nothing to the table.
- 54:00Speaker 10: Stephen Shirley, I'm sixty eight years old and I'm still
- 54:03Speaker 10: raising a forty three year old daughter. My wife and
- 54:06Speaker 10: I let her move in with us when she got
- 54:08Speaker 10: pregnant six years ago and we won't let her move
- 54:10Speaker 10: out until she feels like she can handle herself and
- 54:13Speaker 10: her child by herself. She has always been bad with
- 54:17Speaker 10: money and she doesn't like to work. She's had at
- 54:21Speaker 10: least ten jobs in the last ten years, and it
- 54:24Speaker 10: is never her fault when she's let go.
- 54:26Speaker 1: It's always someone else's fault.
- 54:28Speaker 10: She's had a few affairs with her coworkers, and each
- 54:31Speaker 10: one of them was either married or had a living girlfriend.
- 54:35Speaker 10: I sat my daughter down years ago before she turned forty,
- 54:38Speaker 10: and I told her that she was aging out of
- 54:41Speaker 10: the quote kept woman age range.
- 54:44Speaker 1: See, she didn't know that. My wife and I knew
- 54:47Speaker 1: what she had been doing for years.
- 54:49Speaker 10: She wasn't selling herself, but she was getting money in
- 54:52Speaker 10: return for being arm candy.
- 54:54Speaker 1: Or good in bed.
- 54:56Speaker 10: I hate to say it, but she had a reputation
- 54:58Speaker 10: when she was younger for only dating men with nice
- 55:00Speaker 10: cars and lots of cash. I get it because that's
- 55:04Speaker 10: how I met her mother. My wife didn't bring anything
- 55:07Speaker 10: to the table, but she was beautiful and she had
- 55:10Speaker 10: one of the best bodies I had ever seen.
- 55:12Speaker 1: I almost went broke when I met her. Now that
- 55:15Speaker 1: my daughter is older, I want.
- 55:17Speaker 10: Her to realize that it's close to impossible that she
- 55:19Speaker 10: will find a man her age that will spoil her.
- 55:22Speaker 10: I might be wrong, but it seems like men nowadays
- 55:25Speaker 10: want a woman that is bringing something to the table,
- 55:27Speaker 10: so to speak. My wife and I have been married
- 55:30Speaker 10: for almost forty five years, so we need some advice
- 55:33Speaker 10: on how to convince our daughter to stop waiting for
- 55:36Speaker 10: a rich king to take care of her. Should we
- 55:38Speaker 10: let her go figure it out on her own? Well,
- 55:43Speaker 10: you said it in this very last sentence. Let her
- 55:45Speaker 10: go figure it out on her own. She's old enough
- 55:48Speaker 10: to be doing just that. You guys got to stop
- 55:51Speaker 10: enabling her.
- 55:52Speaker 4: You have to.
- 55:53Speaker 10: Your daughter has absolutely no incentive, no reason to stop
- 55:57Speaker 10: doing what she's doing. Why because she knows that mom
- 56:01Speaker 10: and dad will always come to her rescue and bail
- 56:04Speaker 10: her out.
- 56:04Speaker 1: Because that's what you guys have been doing. It's true.
- 56:07Speaker 1: I mean, you've been proving that her whole life. Your
- 56:10Speaker 1: forty three year old grown daughter has no idea what it.
- 56:13Speaker 10: Takes to actually have to work and say, to pay
- 56:16Speaker 10: for the things she wants, because you guys haven't allowed
- 56:19Speaker 10: her to do that. I'm glad you set her down
- 56:22Speaker 10: a few years ago and had a talk with her,
- 56:25Speaker 10: but she still didn't listen. She's still doing the same things.
- 56:29Speaker 10: And how crazy is it that you her father can
- 56:32Speaker 10: say that she got her men and their money because
- 56:34Speaker 10: she was good in bed. I think that's too much
- 56:37Speaker 10: information to know.
- 56:38Speaker 1: About your child.
- 56:40Speaker 10: Tell her, you know, you'll help her, help her find
- 56:43Speaker 10: some help with her kid, with your grandchild. But her
- 56:47Speaker 10: free ride is over, and she's got to get a
- 56:49Speaker 10: job and keep it so she can take care of
- 56:52Speaker 10: herself and her daughter.
- 56:54Speaker 9: Steve, this letter has a lot of statements in it
- 56:58Speaker 9: that if you type the statements, if you type this
- 57:01Speaker 9: letter to us or emailed it to us, you know
- 57:05Speaker 9: you had to have read some of this. The subject
- 57:09Speaker 9: is she brings nothing to the table. Okay, that right
- 57:12Speaker 9: there alone. Let's just start with the subject. Okay, and
- 57:17Speaker 9: now here we go. You're sixty eight years old and
- 57:20Speaker 9: you're raising a forty three year old daughter.
- 57:23Speaker 2: Let's pump the brakes right there. You're still raising a
- 57:29Speaker 2: forty three year old person.
- 57:33Speaker 9: Boy, girl, anybody you're still raising a forty three year
- 57:38Speaker 9: old at forty three.
- 57:41Speaker 2: You should be fully grown at this point.
- 57:45Speaker 9: Oh, you'll still have a few lessons to learn, but
- 57:48Speaker 9: with a child, you are fully grown. Once you have
- 57:53Speaker 9: a child, you got to grow up right quick because
- 57:57Speaker 9: it's on you period.
- 58:00Speaker 2: So we just did. We got two statements.
- 58:03Speaker 9: Then you let her move in with y'all when she
- 58:06Speaker 9: got pregnant six years ago. And then you say you
- 58:10Speaker 9: won't let her move out until we feel like she
- 58:14Speaker 9: can handle herself and her child by herself. Wait a minute,
- 58:20Speaker 9: she forty three? How she can't handle herself by herself?
- 58:28Speaker 8: You know?
- 58:29Speaker 9: Look, and she ain't got to because you all are
- 58:34Speaker 9: enabling her. But now here's another crazy ass statement. See broh,
- 58:40Speaker 9: when you type this letter to me, the statements that
- 58:43Speaker 9: you were making, and they come often and quick. In
- 58:45Speaker 9: this letter, you said she's always been bad with money.
- 58:52Speaker 9: I know a lot of people still bad with money
- 58:54Speaker 9: in they sixties. And she doesn't like to work. Wait, hold, women,
- 59:02Speaker 9: holtal holdof I got you don't like to work.
- 59:08Speaker 2: I understand that. I think everybody gets a little tired
- 59:11Speaker 2: over that sometimes, even us.
- 59:14Speaker 9: Even if you have a job that you enjoy, you
- 59:17Speaker 9: still get tired of going to it sometimes, don't you.
- 59:19Speaker 2: I got that. But the arching statement you're making is
- 59:23Speaker 2: she don't like to work.
- 59:26Speaker 9: Well, let me ask you what she do like? Do
- 59:28Speaker 9: she like groceries? Does she like housing? Do she like transportation?
- 59:39Speaker 9: Does she like clothing? Do she like restaurants? How about
- 59:47Speaker 9: McDonald's fish sandwiches. I'm just trying to find something she like,
- 59:53Speaker 9: because in order to acquire any.
- 59:56Speaker 2: Of those things you ask us to get a check
- 1:00:02Speaker 2: or else you don't get none of these dogs. So bruh,
- 1:00:07Speaker 2: I deal with the rest of it when I come back.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: We only at the top of the letter. This is
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: a horrible less.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, Steve, hang on.
- 1:00:16Speaker 10: Part two of your responses coming up at twenty three
- 1:00:19Speaker 10: minutes to have to be our today's strawberry letter. Subject
- 1:00:21Speaker 10: she brings nothing to the table. We'll get back into
- 1:00:24Speaker 10: it right after this. You're listening hard Morning show. All right,
- 1:00:29Speaker 10: come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter. The subject
- 1:00:32Speaker 10: she brings nothing to the table.
- 1:00:34Speaker 2: Okay, now quickly, we're gonna get through this because I
- 1:00:37Speaker 2: gotta get to the nuts and bolts of this letter.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: This man is writing a letter with nothing but confusing
- 1:00:44Speaker 2: statements in it, and statements where he already has the
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: answer to h she brings nothing to the table.
- 1:00:50Speaker 9: He's referring to his daughter. He's sixty eight years old.
- 1:00:52Speaker 9: He's raising a forty three year old daughter. You should
- 1:00:55Speaker 9: be done with that by now. My wife and I
- 1:00:57Speaker 9: let her moved in when she got pregnant six years ago,
- 1:01:00Speaker 9: and we won't let her move out until to we
- 1:01:03Speaker 9: feel like she can handle herself and her.
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: Child by herself.
- 1:01:06Speaker 9: Okay, that's crazy that you can't handle yourself at forty
- 1:01:10Speaker 9: three and now you done had this baby and you
- 1:01:12Speaker 9: can't handle that either.
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: What do she handle? Okay?
- 1:01:16Speaker 9: She's always been bad with money and she don't like
- 1:01:19Speaker 9: to work. Okay, that's crazy too, because most of the
- 1:01:23Speaker 9: stuff that you like requires that you work.
- 1:01:25Speaker 2: Groceries, housing, cars.
- 1:01:28Speaker 9: Restaurants, chicken, dressing up, shopping, you know this little stuff
- 1:01:33Speaker 9: like that. I like chicken, so probably need to have
- 1:01:35Speaker 9: a job so I can buy something, you know what
- 1:01:37Speaker 9: I'm saying.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Just stuff like that.
- 1:01:39Speaker 9: She's had at least ten jobs in the last ten years,
- 1:01:42Speaker 9: and she's never worked out with anybody because all her
- 1:01:44Speaker 9: coworkers she blame it on them, and she's either all
- 1:01:49Speaker 9: and she's had men in her life, but they've always
- 1:01:53Speaker 9: been her coworkers and they was either married or had a.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: Living in girlfriend.
- 1:01:58Speaker 9: So this man since his daughter down before she turned
- 1:02:02Speaker 9: forty and told her she was aging out of the
- 1:02:05Speaker 9: kept woman age range. See, she didn't know that. My
- 1:02:10Speaker 9: wife and I knew that she had been doing this
- 1:02:12Speaker 9: for years and she wasn't selling herself, but she was
- 1:02:16Speaker 9: getting money in return for being arm candy or good
- 1:02:21Speaker 9: in bad.
- 1:02:23Speaker 15: Sir.
- 1:02:26Speaker 9: I know what you try not to say because it's
- 1:02:28Speaker 9: your child, so I ain't I got you. But dog,
- 1:02:33Speaker 9: we know what's happening now that she was she's been,
- 1:02:39Speaker 9: you know, using her goods and wares to get through life.
- 1:02:43Speaker 9: You've warned her that she's aging out, and then you
- 1:02:49Speaker 9: said you hate to say it, but she had a
- 1:02:51Speaker 9: reputation when she was younger.
- 1:02:54Speaker 2: Okay, dog, Look man, you're writing a lot of obvious
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: stuff in this letter. We don't have to go today.
- 1:03:00Speaker 2: You know what the deal is.
- 1:03:03Speaker 9: And she was only dating men with nice cars and
- 1:03:05Speaker 9: lots of cash. Now here's the kicker for the whole letter.
- 1:03:10Speaker 9: I get it because that's how I met her mother.
- 1:03:15Speaker 9: This is the whole kicker in this letter. My wife
- 1:03:18Speaker 9: didn't bring anything to the table. The title of your
- 1:03:22Speaker 9: letter is she brings nothing to the table. You say
- 1:03:26Speaker 9: that's how you met her mother because her mama didn't
- 1:03:29Speaker 9: bring nothing to the table. But she was beautiful and
- 1:03:31Speaker 9: had one of the best bodies I've ever seen, almost
- 1:03:34Speaker 9: when broke when I met her. And now that my
- 1:03:36Speaker 9: daughter is older, I want her to realize that it's
- 1:03:39Speaker 9: close to impossible that she would find a man her
- 1:03:42Speaker 9: age that would spoil them. You know what to matter
- 1:03:46Speaker 9: in this whole letter right here, what example has her
- 1:03:50Speaker 9: mother been? See this is the part you didn't write
- 1:03:54Speaker 9: in the letter, sixty eight year old dude, Your daughter
- 1:03:57Speaker 9: watched her mama. Your daughter then read between the line.
- 1:04:06Speaker 9: Your daughter know that's how you got your wife. She
- 1:04:10Speaker 9: know that because your wife didn't bring nothing to the table.
- 1:04:16Speaker 9: So I'm assuming your daughter's a lot like your wife.
- 1:04:18Speaker 9: I'm assuming she's beautiful and she got a banging body.
- 1:04:22Speaker 9: I mean, that's how you get to sleep with people
- 1:04:24Speaker 9: whom nice cars and stuff like that. That's all you need.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: And I think she's just duplicated what she's seen her
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: mother do for years. Not that your wife is sleeping around.
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: That's not what I'm saying, But she did. She's very
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: aware kids are not stupid. She probably looking at her mama,
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: go my mama, don't do nothing.
- 1:04:43Speaker 12: Now.
- 1:04:46Speaker 9: She probably looking at that, And I'm just saying, seemed
- 1:04:49Speaker 9: to me like, and I think she's just duplicated your
- 1:04:53Speaker 9: wife's behavior. So this is really y'all's fault. Y'all raised
- 1:04:58Speaker 9: her to be this way. Your mama has probably her wife,
- 1:05:03Speaker 9: your wife, her mother has probably encouraged her to use
- 1:05:06Speaker 9: her looks and beauty and body to get what she wanted.
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: Like, well, okay, Steve Harvey, I think that'sne softy, But.
- 1:05:15Speaker 9: It seems nowadays that me and want a woman that
- 1:05:17Speaker 9: brings something to the table, so to speak. My wife
- 1:05:20Speaker 9: and I have been married for almost forty five years,
- 1:05:22Speaker 9: so we need some advice on how to convince our
- 1:05:24Speaker 9: daughter to stop waiting for a rich king to come
- 1:05:27Speaker 9: take her. Should we let her go figure it out
- 1:05:29Speaker 9: on her own? She should have figured it out by now.
- 1:05:34Speaker 9: If ain't no rich king came and took you by now,
- 1:05:37Speaker 9: what you waiting on? You're not going to be anything
- 1:05:42Speaker 9: until you take care of yourself. The best way to
- 1:05:45Speaker 9: attract a high value man is to be a high
- 1:05:49Speaker 9: value woman.
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: That's the best way to get it done. It's the
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: only way.
- 1:05:58Speaker 9: And see me and are the only ones who would
- 1:06:01Speaker 9: take a woman from nothing and give her everything. You
- 1:06:05Speaker 9: will never find a rich woman hardly ever. Go get
- 1:06:09Speaker 9: a nothing man and try to turn him into something
- 1:06:12Speaker 9: that never works. And you can ask any of them
- 1:06:15Speaker 9: that's tried. You can date your background dancer if you
- 1:06:19Speaker 9: want to. But he was the dancer for the reason
- 1:06:25Speaker 9: a background.
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: He wouldn't even leader.
- 1:06:29Speaker 10: Comment on Today's Strawberry Letter at Instagram, at Steve Harve FM,
- 1:06:35Speaker 10: and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on the free
- 1:06:37Speaker 10: iHeartRadio app. Coming up next, it is Sports Talk with Junior.
- 1:06:42Speaker 10: Right after this you're listening Harvey Morning Show. It is
- 1:06:47Speaker 10: time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: Junior.
- 1:06:49Speaker 8: What you got.
- 1:06:50Speaker 7: I don't know what they doing. Shirt, I don't know, Uncle,
- 1:06:52Speaker 7: I don't know Tommy.
- 1:06:53Speaker 11: But this end season tournament that the NBA has makes
- 1:06:57Speaker 11: no sense. I don't understand nothing doing. They got an
- 1:07:01Speaker 11: end season tournament in the season right now. It's going
- 1:07:03Speaker 11: on right in the season. It's a tournament going on
- 1:07:08Speaker 11: right now, and they going to December ninth.
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Corlin, I don't want to compete with ice Q.
- 1:07:14Speaker 11: I don't know what they're doing, but they trying to
- 1:07:16Speaker 11: like they want to say, like NFL college football and
- 1:07:19Speaker 11: basketball is going to so We're gonna have a tournament.
- 1:07:21Speaker 11: Y'all can watch us now. They got they got all
- 1:07:24Speaker 11: thirty teams in it. They got six groups, five teams
- 1:07:27Speaker 11: in it. But then they play two games away on
- 1:07:29Speaker 11: a different court. Then they got two games at home
- 1:07:31Speaker 11: and on the road they get knocked out.
- 1:07:34Speaker 7: It's a mess.
- 1:07:34Speaker 2: I have no idea.
- 1:07:35Speaker 11: But the championship is in Vegas at T Mobile Arena.
- 1:07:39Speaker 11: I can't figure none of this out. I've been watching,
- 1:07:42Speaker 11: but I do know this. Every every player that win
- 1:07:45Speaker 11: the championship, every player gets half a million.
- 1:07:48Speaker 7: Now, that's why I need to be on the team.
- 1:07:50Speaker 7: That's what I'm called. This is all I'm trying to
- 1:07:53Speaker 7: get to. I need to be on lease. I like
- 1:07:55Speaker 7: to you know, Golden State Warriors. Still everybody and.
- 1:08:01Speaker 2: I don't even know what.
- 1:08:02Speaker 9: I've never I've never heard it is. Yeah, I don't
- 1:08:05Speaker 9: know what you're talking about.
- 1:08:07Speaker 7: It's just a tournament, and nobody understand. Why would y'all
- 1:08:09Speaker 7: do that.
- 1:08:10Speaker 2: Just play the season a tournament in the middle of
- 1:08:12Speaker 2: the season.
- 1:08:13Speaker 7: That's what they're doing right now.
- 1:08:14Speaker 5: Just play.
- 1:08:17Speaker 1: Is it money?
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: Trying to money?
- 1:08:20Speaker 7: That's what I'm saying.
- 1:08:21Speaker 11: To give each player half a million. Whoever wins the tournament.
- 1:08:24Speaker 11: But listen, what is half of me you're gonna do?
- 1:08:25Speaker 11: If I'm already getting forty?
- 1:08:27Speaker 7: So I got forty and half of me and half.
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: You know, if I'm a million, half a million, if.
- 1:08:35Speaker 7: I'm a rookie, I really can't use that. But that
- 1:08:38Speaker 7: rookie old have you seen him from San Antonio?
- 1:08:40Speaker 11: Who oh victor oh man seven forward and everything inside
- 1:08:46Speaker 11: outside handles?
- 1:08:48Speaker 7: He is nice.
- 1:08:48Speaker 11: On You're gonna have to see him. I know you
- 1:08:50Speaker 11: can't see it right now, but if you catch a
- 1:08:52Speaker 11: game seven four, he nice? Yeah, tell him, you got
- 1:08:57Speaker 11: to see him.
- 1:08:57Speaker 2: He is nice.
- 1:08:58Speaker 11: But this tournament don't make no sense. So I'm gonna
- 1:09:00Speaker 11: try to see what else I can find out about
- 1:09:02Speaker 11: this turn. But it don't make no sense right now.
- 1:09:04Speaker 11: But it's end the season right now, it's going on.
- 1:09:07Speaker 2: Everybody half of me on the winning team, on the.
- 1:09:09Speaker 11: Winning team, and they're gonna play the championship game in Vegas.
- 1:09:13Speaker 11: So whatever happens, it happens. So I don't know, but
- 1:09:15Speaker 11: I do want to play for Golden State.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: I do want to do that.
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: I don't have to your boy, Yeah, just y'all listening
- 1:09:22Speaker 7: to Golden State.
- 1:09:23Speaker 2: Listen you.
- 1:09:23Speaker 11: I ain't got to play. I just want to clap,
- 1:09:25Speaker 11: wave my towel, put my threes up. Y'all want to support, That's.
- 1:09:29Speaker 2: All I want to do.
- 1:09:30Speaker 7: So you huddle up during the time I huddle up,
- 1:09:33Speaker 7: you know, you know, pat them on the back, Get
- 1:09:36Speaker 7: you some water, and.
- 1:09:37Speaker 1: Sit back down. All right, and your thank you warriors
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: on three three Warriors.
- 1:09:44Speaker 10: Coming up at the top of the hour. A woman
- 1:09:46Speaker 10: wants to have a threesome, but her boyfriend does not.
- 1:09:50Speaker 10: We'll talk about that right after this.
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, all right. See this is from
- 1:09:58Speaker 1: Plashett and Girl Eager.
- 1:10:00Speaker 10: If Plaicette says, a friend of mine likes to watch
- 1:10:03Speaker 10: my boyfriend and I have sex. It's like a fetish
- 1:10:05Speaker 10: of hers, so we let her do it. If she's
- 1:10:08Speaker 10: not at my apartment, we allow her to FaceTime with us.
- 1:10:11Speaker 10: I've asked her to join us, but my boyfriend said
- 1:10:14Speaker 10: he doesn't want a threesome. My friend said she heard
- 1:10:17Speaker 10: that my boyfriend has threesomes before with a girl she knows,
- 1:10:21Speaker 10: with some girls she knows. Why would he do a
- 1:10:23Speaker 10: threesome with others but not with me?
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: It ain't you, babe? Come on this iss your friend
- 1:10:29Speaker 2: he ain't friend, that's right, that's all it is. He
- 1:10:33Speaker 2: don't like your friend. She messy. He don't like her. Yeah,
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: he might have done some threesomes before and all this
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: y'all taping and feeling. He don't want her in the feel.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: He don't want no evidence. He was with us. That's
- 1:10:46Speaker 2: all this is. I'll tell you that right now.
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: But it's okay for her to watch. Just he doesn't
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: want to do her.
- 1:10:55Speaker 2: Yes, now, there's something she done said why she was
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: sitting over here, something she said that turned him off.
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: That's all he got. I don't even see what you're
- 1:11:11Speaker 2: hollering for right there.
- 1:11:14Speaker 9: She just said a couple of things like had to
- 1:11:16Speaker 9: hissed him off. Yeah, well, he ain't doing all that
- 1:11:30Speaker 9: to me.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: Let me get it all right, let me it's the
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: friend more more.
- 1:11:39Speaker 2: Damn, come on, bring it.
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: What you what you're doing?
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: He done heard the little comments she'd have made?
- 1:11:46Speaker 1: Uh huh, All right, well, I think we have time
- 1:11:48Speaker 1: for one more.
- 1:11:48Speaker 10: This one's from Veronica in Southfield, who says, my husband
- 1:11:51Speaker 10: used to box and he does it now to stay
- 1:11:54Speaker 10: in shape. He has a habit of throwing fake punches
- 1:11:57Speaker 10: in the air around me and the other day, one
- 1:11:59Speaker 10: of his punch is landed on my cheek. It didn't
- 1:12:02Speaker 10: hurt at all, but it looks terrible. My dad thinks
- 1:12:07Speaker 10: I'm covering up abuse. So I asked my husband to
- 1:12:09Speaker 10: tell my dad it wasn't intentional to calm his nerves.
- 1:12:13Speaker 10: My husband says, he doesn't care what my dad thinks
- 1:12:15Speaker 10: of him. Is this the wrong attitude to take when
- 1:12:18Speaker 10: it comes to my dad.
- 1:12:21Speaker 9: Yeah, that's the wrong attitude. He don't care what your
- 1:12:23Speaker 9: daddy think. You told him it was an accident. Your
- 1:12:27Speaker 9: father ain't believe in that. See, he don't care because
- 1:12:31Speaker 9: he old form a box and tell boy, I don't
- 1:12:34Speaker 9: give it damn what your daddy think. Well hold up, though, man,
- 1:12:37Speaker 9: See you don't know how daddy over there really feels.
- 1:12:40Speaker 9: Daddy could be thinking about doing something to you.
- 1:12:42Speaker 15: Yep.
- 1:12:43Speaker 9: Now he already know you was a fighter and he
- 1:12:45Speaker 9: can't whip you. So Daddy gonna come up behind with
- 1:12:47Speaker 9: a two by four. He gonna old you know, since
- 1:12:51Speaker 9: we bruising up people, he ain't gonna take you bruising
- 1:12:53Speaker 9: his baby. I'm just gonna tell you that now. Yeah,
- 1:12:56Speaker 9: I'm just gonna tell you that. So if I was
- 1:12:58Speaker 9: you mister boxer, I take gas over there and tell
- 1:13:01Speaker 9: this old man something, because this old man go for
- 1:13:04Speaker 9: disrespecting him in a minute. And then once you mess
- 1:13:06Speaker 9: with them, old man man, they they have different measures,
- 1:13:11Speaker 9: they different different just telling your damn what your daddy feel.
- 1:13:17Speaker 2: Okay, okay, but you don't. But you don't know what
- 1:13:21Speaker 2: that old man thinking about his daughter and you over there,
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: and he might and then you ain't saying nothing.
- 1:13:27Speaker 9: Old man might do something to your dog. I wish
- 1:13:30Speaker 9: you would, okay, because I'm gonna do something to you.
- 1:13:35Speaker 9: I'm just telling you that you don't come over here
- 1:13:37Speaker 9: with an explanation. I'm gonna assume you did what I.
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: Told you not to do. Everybody ain't boxing. It's gonna
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: go different. Yeah you were doing something else to you,
- 1:13:52Speaker 2: yeah you.
- 1:13:54Speaker 1: Yeah, you hit your wife. Yeah, but that deserves an explanation.
- 1:14:02Speaker 9: And when I come to you, we're not fit to do.
- 1:14:04Speaker 9: None of the Canterbury rules is fitting their plate. I'm
- 1:14:08Speaker 9: gonna bite you in your damn thoat now, okay, dang no,
- 1:14:13Speaker 9: I'm no.
- 1:14:14Speaker 2: No we fighting. Once we're fighting, I use everything that's
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: available to me, and fighting this ain't finna be fair.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you fit to be fat. I'm gonna
- 1:14:26Speaker 2: be in your baby back far asy go.
- 1:14:30Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll have
- 1:14:33Speaker 10: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:35Speaker 2: Right after this, I blow the salt and pelp in
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: your eyes. That's gonna be your ass.
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
- 1:14:44Speaker 10: All right, you guys, you know Thanksgiving is almost here
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- 1:15:58Speaker 2: Bring me a walm up. They can do that.
- 1:16:01Speaker 7: Yeah, every devil doordas.
- 1:16:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:16:05Speaker 9: I want to thank God for the Macy's Day parade.
- 1:16:07Speaker 9: I can't tell you the joy I used to feel
- 1:16:09Speaker 9: on Thanksgiving morning. Thank you Macy's, Thank you.
- 1:16:16Speaker 4: Nic.
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: It's a huge parade. Those floats unbelievable, that tradition. All right, guys,
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: coming up with thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: play around it. Would you rather? Right after this?
- 1:16:27Speaker 10: You're listening hard morning show and it's time now for
- 1:16:32Speaker 10: a round of would you rather? Would you rather see
- 1:16:34Speaker 10: a Broadway musical? Or would you rather go to a
- 1:16:37Speaker 10: little baby concert?
- 1:16:38Speaker 2: A wrap con go to a little baby concert?
- 1:16:42Speaker 11: Oh?
- 1:16:42Speaker 5: Broad Way?
- 1:16:44Speaker 2: I'd rather go to a little baby.
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: Okay, a little baby Tommy's going to Broadway? Where you going?
- 1:16:53Speaker 4: You know? I'm a.
- 1:16:56Speaker 12: Y'all can put some spect on the arts? Man, y'all
- 1:16:58Speaker 12: gonna stop that now? What y'all can go to a
- 1:17:00Speaker 12: mule y'all can go sit and watching musical.
- 1:17:03Speaker 2: No, I can't. I'd have done it. I've gone to
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: three of them.
- 1:17:08Speaker 9: On the cruise ship. I wanted to kill myself. I
- 1:17:12Speaker 9: was sitting across the aisle from this Bigger Time.
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:17:16Speaker 9: He had his shirt unbuttoned down to his stomach, big dude,
- 1:17:20Speaker 9: and had these gold nuggets around his neck.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: He was just looking upside my head.
- 1:17:25Speaker 9: So I went up and went to the bathroom before
- 1:17:29Speaker 9: the break came, and standing outside. He came outside. He said, hey, man,
- 1:17:34Speaker 9: what the He came outside and he wo, what the
- 1:17:42Speaker 9: hell took you so long? He said, I was sitting there.
- 1:17:47Speaker 9: I said, I'm gonna just watch the black guy. There's
- 1:17:49Speaker 9: no way he's gonna sit through this. And I'm leaving
- 1:17:52Speaker 9: when he leaves. I told my wife. When the black
- 1:17:54Speaker 9: guy moves, I'm moving. He was a Brooklyn here, a
- 1:17:57Speaker 9: rough dude. I said, yeah, man, I had to get
- 1:17:59Speaker 9: up out of it. That was Annie Oakley. I saw
- 1:18:03Speaker 9: that on the ship. Then the other one I saw
- 1:18:06Speaker 9: was West Side Story. I was so mad at that
- 1:18:10Speaker 9: because they was fitting the fight. And then they broke
- 1:18:12Speaker 9: out Saints and then I went to see wind.
- 1:18:20Speaker 2: Yeah. I was so confused sitting there looking at the music,
- 1:18:27Speaker 2: but you saw non musical? Which was which was fences?
- 1:18:30Speaker 4: Right?
- 1:18:30Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: I know it ain't nothing with brow.
- 1:18:35Speaker 1: Cold, Okay, it's the musical music, all right?
- 1:18:40Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:18:41Speaker 10: Would you rather order everything online? Or would you rather
- 1:18:44Speaker 10: go to the mall and buy your own things?
- 1:18:46Speaker 2: I'm scared to the mall.
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: You go to the mall, Steve, you still do that?
- 1:18:51Speaker 2: I say, I'd rather go to the mall online. I
- 1:18:54Speaker 2: got to see what I'm bout.
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:18:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:18:58Speaker 9: The only thing I bound online that you wear like
- 1:19:01Speaker 9: fishing clothes. Uh huh, the stuff I wear in my ranch.
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:19:06Speaker 10: Would you rather get your ex a Christmas gift? Or
- 1:19:08Speaker 10: would you rather take a two week trip to the moon.
- 1:19:13Speaker 7: Floating?
- 1:19:15Speaker 2: I don't even like out of space, but I'm going
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: up there see what's going on.
- 1:19:19Speaker 1: I would rather go off the planet.
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: Past eight aliens on the way up there. I'd rather
- 1:19:29Speaker 2: get a root canal that I don't need. You take
- 1:19:35Speaker 2: a tooth.
- 1:19:36Speaker 1: Yeah, today's round of would you rather?
- 1:19:40Speaker 10: We'll be back sorry to close out the show in
- 1:19:42Speaker 10: forty nine minutes after with the one and only Steve Harvey.
- 1:19:48Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Morning show all right here.
- 1:19:53Speaker 10: We are our last break of the day on this Wednesday.
- 1:19:57Speaker 10: It's been a good day. It's been a good day to.
- 1:20:02Speaker 5: Day.
- 1:20:02Speaker 3: Let's do it.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: And yeah, and we got to say that.
- 1:20:08Speaker 10: Veterans Day is this Saturday, November eleventh, and the Crazy
- 1:20:12Speaker 10: Horse three in Las Vegas. Check this out, guys, has
- 1:20:15Speaker 10: a special treat for all of those who served in
- 1:20:18Speaker 10: the Armed forces. They are offering one complimentary lap dance
- 1:20:22Speaker 10: to veterans between noon and six pm this Saturday. All right,
- 1:20:27Speaker 10: so if you're a veteran, go get your last dance. Yeah,
- 1:20:30Speaker 10: it's at the Crazy Horse three in Vegas. It's been
- 1:20:34Speaker 10: named the best bachelor party stop and the best gentleman's
- 1:20:37Speaker 10: club in Vegas.
- 1:20:41Speaker 13: Uh, let.
- 1:20:43Speaker 2: Over the other.
- 1:20:47Speaker 1: It's called the Crazy Horse three. It's in Las Vegas.
- 1:20:50Speaker 10: And yeah, if you served in the Armed Forces, you
- 1:20:54Speaker 10: get a complimentary lap dance this Saturday, Veterans Day, between
- 1:20:58Speaker 10: noon and six pm.
- 1:20:59Speaker 16: I think I should go down there and support them,
- 1:21:02Speaker 16: support the veterans, to support so well, my husband's a veteran,
- 1:21:07Speaker 16: he said, My.
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: Husband was a veteran. He's not.
- 1:21:15Speaker 9: Hey, hey, call me fly out to Vegas. You ain't
- 1:21:18Speaker 9: earning at the club. I'm going out there and be
- 1:21:22Speaker 9: on it.
- 1:21:24Speaker 1: At the Crazy Horse three.
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: Uh uh, the commemorative day for veterans. Where is it
- 1:21:32Speaker 2: a sitting?
- 1:21:34Speaker 4: Where is it?
- 1:21:35Speaker 2: It's crazy?
- 1:21:37Speaker 9: Excuse me at crazy at the at the Grace Academy.
- 1:21:43Speaker 9: That's crazy, it's crazy.
- 1:21:47Speaker 2: What did you say that? Crazy? Excuse me?
- 1:21:51Speaker 5: Where are we going?
- 1:21:52Speaker 2: You just say the Veterans building? No, crazy, crazy, go
- 1:22:01Speaker 2: down Craig Crazy something like Craig Building building and pray
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: on it. I'm gonna figure out when I get there.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: So what are they commending you off for being veterans here?
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: But what do you what are you gonna get? Oh,
- 1:22:15Speaker 2: it's just gonna get a commemoration like kind of like
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: a plaque.
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: Kind of like what all the way in Vegas to
- 1:22:21Speaker 1: go get a plant?
- 1:22:22Speaker 2: Yes, Like it'd be like a kind of like a
- 1:22:24Speaker 2: you know, a little thing you can like, you know,
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: something to remember the day by, you know.
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: Like a like they can't mail that to you. They
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: can't mail that.
- 1:22:34Speaker 2: No, she can't up. No, it's in person. The ladies,
- 1:22:39Speaker 2: you know, you know it's like the lady, Yeah, the
- 1:22:42Speaker 2: lady that invited us. You can't mail this. That can't
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: go in the mail because this.
- 1:22:48Speaker 1: The president of Crazy Horse three.
- 1:22:51Speaker 4: What you.
- 1:22:53Speaker 2: Just oh, no, no, no, I'm going. I'm going.
- 1:22:59Speaker 9: It's one of the first times, you know, being a veterans,
- 1:23:01Speaker 9: they're gonna do something nice for us. Why would I
- 1:23:03Speaker 9: miss that?
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: You know, because you can't make it such short notice too.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: I mean, today's Wednesday.
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: You're trying to go to say, Yeah, I bet that sady.
- 1:23:13Speaker 1: If you can't fly now.
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: Now I'm there.
- 1:23:20Speaker 9: Yeah, even if I get that late, that'll be good
- 1:23:23Speaker 9: to Yeah, it's just gonna be a great day.
- 1:23:29Speaker 3: We'll go with you because you know, when you honor veterans,
- 1:23:31Speaker 3: it's families, it's you know.
- 1:23:35Speaker 9: You know this year they said no that because they
- 1:23:38Speaker 9: don't you asked. Yeah, they don't have enough seats at
- 1:23:42Speaker 9: the building. It's not for families, just for the veterans themselves.
- 1:23:48Speaker 9: And there's no plus one on this.
- 1:23:51Speaker 1: But you're being honored and your family can't watch this happen.
- 1:23:56Speaker 2: You know, we'll get they have something for you, you know,
- 1:23:59Speaker 2: but you.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: Should call down there because maybe they'll make an exception.
- 1:24:03Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't take phone calls at this place. They
- 1:24:06Speaker 2: don't have.
- 1:24:09Speaker 9: I never heard the phone ring when I be in there.
- 1:24:16Speaker 9: I ain't seen the desk of computer or nothing in that.
- 1:24:20Speaker 7: I don't know where.
- 1:24:21Speaker 5: No phone gonna be at it.
- 1:24:22Speaker 2: Yeah, ain't no back office. Don't even worry about that.
- 1:24:26Speaker 2: So who you're going with? Oh, just a bunch of
- 1:24:28Speaker 2: other veterans. Yeah, okay, well you let him have that.
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: See baby, it's gonna have.
- 1:24:37Speaker 3: Something to do this weekend. We already have plans for
- 1:24:39Speaker 3: you for Veterans Day. You can celebrate with your family
- 1:24:42Speaker 3: and we'll.
- 1:24:44Speaker 1: I'm sorry what happened.
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: With your family? I'm pretty sure what.
- 1:24:50Speaker 9: Yeah, it's like there's special days. A lot of guys
- 1:24:54Speaker 9: I know gonna be that. They're not gonna be here,
- 1:24:56Speaker 9: So we'll do that. When next year that you talking about,
- 1:24:59Speaker 9: we're gonna go dead on out here.
- 1:25:01Speaker 1: You think they'll open up with prayer or.
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: Something like that or now I don't believe it will
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: because uh.
- 1:25:09Speaker 3: Open up with them?
- 1:25:11Speaker 1: Are they going to record it video?
- 1:25:13Speaker 14: We can?
- 1:25:14Speaker 4: You know?
- 1:25:14Speaker 12: Yeah?
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: Yeah, they'll probably have that. Yeah, I'll do all that
- 1:25:20Speaker 2: for you too. All right. Hey, look, I have bought
- 1:25:22Speaker 2: this ticket.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: Already airline now Vegas already.
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: I bought an airline ticket and have a room.
- 1:25:30Speaker 5: Yeah, where are you staying?
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: I'most stay at the belagio.
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: Oh okay, you sure I can't go?
- 1:25:41Speaker 9: Well, we don't have the money for you to go now,
- 1:25:44Speaker 9: because after I bought the room and the airline ticket,
- 1:25:46Speaker 9: I took out some gambling money.
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: We broke. We ain't got.
- 1:25:57Speaker 9: Congratulations to the veterans that's going out to the strip.
- 1:26:00Speaker 9: Love to get the free lap. There's up the Crazy Horse.
- 1:26:02Speaker 9: I high let y'all see y'all out there. Me and
- 1:26:04Speaker 9: Junior and Timler will be out there. We're gonna broadcast
- 1:26:07Speaker 9: live from the Crazy Horse. Steve Harvey Show Live, honoring
- 1:26:12Speaker 9: veterans for serving our country.
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: Thadis and them have a great day today. Talk to God.
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