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Happy Birthday Junior, Lion King, Carla's Reality Update and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to I don't know. Y'all back
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  Speaker 1: all too looking like the back down, giving them like
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  Speaker 1: the Millian buck things and its cubs. Not me true
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  Speaker 1: good it sehr guy listening to move together for Steve. Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join me, join me in doing me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn you're going to do you are you gotta
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  Speaker 1: turn to turn them out? Turn You got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out of the water the water go me. Come
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  Speaker 1: come on your faddy. Uhha, I shall will the good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now one it only Steve Harvey oh Man got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show. Man got a radio show and a
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  Speaker 1: whole lot mold too, man. God is good to me.
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  Speaker 1: I have no other explanation if you. I have no
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  Speaker 1: other explanation of my existence and where I stand in
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  Speaker 1: this thing called life, except if it was not for
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  Speaker 1: the goodness of God Almighty. If it was not for
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  Speaker 1: His grace and his mercy, There's no way I could
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  Speaker 1: exist the way that I do. I would not be
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  Speaker 1: who I am or where I am. I am who
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  Speaker 1: I am and where I am simply because God is
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  Speaker 1: who he is. If it was not for God, I
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  Speaker 1: would have no testimony for you, because I would have
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  Speaker 1: failed every single test plain, pure and simple. I can
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  Speaker 1: see it here today until you flat out that it
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  Speaker 1: is purely because of God's grace and mercy that I
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  Speaker 1: exist today because of His favor. See now He shows
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  Speaker 1: us favor in life because of a combination of things
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  Speaker 1: I've discovered. And this is not the whole answer to life,
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  Speaker 1: I can assure you as not. But this is a
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  Speaker 1: combination that I've grown to understand better and better, and
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  Speaker 1: I wish I had gotten it earlier in my life.
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  Speaker 1: But here it is. If you take faith and you
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  Speaker 1: combine it with an incredible work ethic, then God has
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  Speaker 1: the greatest opportunities to show you favor. That's the best
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  Speaker 1: way I can explain success to you from my standpoint.
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  Speaker 1: It is the combination of faith and work that produces
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  Speaker 1: the most opportunities for God to show you favor. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of times we want God to bless us,
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  Speaker 1: but we ain't doing nothing for him to bless So
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  Speaker 1: now we sideways in the equation a little bit. But see,
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  Speaker 1: if you had the faith in God that God can
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  Speaker 1: do anything but fail, that God will get you through,
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  Speaker 1: that God will see you through that that God is
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  Speaker 1: the God you serve as the greatest gift of all
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  Speaker 1: good things. If you kept that faith intact through it all,
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  Speaker 1: and you produced an incredible work ethic that allows the
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  Speaker 1: most opportunities for God to show you favor. See without
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  Speaker 1: that what you want God to do? See, you can
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  Speaker 1: have faith and be sitting at the house watching TV.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing being produced, no opportunities for God to show
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  Speaker 1: your favor. And you got to do some things man,
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  Speaker 1: that you are uncomfortable doing or don't feel like doing,
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  Speaker 1: or something that don't have the right payoff right in
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  Speaker 1: front of your face, with the faith that it will
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  Speaker 1: payoff later on. See, too many people are working for
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  Speaker 1: the right now reward, and the right now reward is
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  Speaker 1: not how it works. Sometimes the reward is coming later
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  Speaker 1: on up the road. But the only way you can
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  Speaker 1: know that is if you got to You got to
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  Speaker 1: apply the faith and see the reason you don't know
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  Speaker 1: that that's coming like that, or you have to have
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  Speaker 1: faith to believe that it is coming. Because faith is
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  Speaker 1: the belief in things that you cannot see. That's what
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  Speaker 1: faith is. You know you're standing at let me give
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  Speaker 1: you them. You're standing at the crosswalk with a walk
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  Speaker 1: sign on it and the sign flashing on the corner.
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  Speaker 1: Don't walk then that the signs say walk, What do
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  Speaker 1: you think your chances are making it across that street
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  Speaker 1: is well pretty good because guess what the signs say walk.
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  Speaker 1: You can see the other side. There's other people in
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  Speaker 1: the cross walk walking, So guess what you strike out blindly?
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  Speaker 1: It don't take a lot of faith to get across
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  Speaker 1: that street. That's that's That's not why I'm talking to
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  Speaker 1: you about. I'm talking about the faith, the belief in
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  Speaker 1: things that you cannot see, the faith that what I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing today, I believe in my heart of heart that
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  Speaker 1: God wouldn't bring me this far to leave me. That
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  Speaker 1: God is a true and living God, that he keeps
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  Speaker 1: his promises, that later on there's things that I'm working
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  Speaker 1: towards right now gonna pay off later on. See, too
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  Speaker 1: many people want to reward right now. See that's not
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  Speaker 1: the exhibition of faith. If it's the right thing to do,
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  Speaker 1: if it's if it's a good thing to do, if
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  Speaker 1: it's a just thing to do. See if it's seeing
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  Speaker 1: in it, it ain't God. You can just clear on
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  Speaker 1: up right there. You can stop all the wandering, if
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  Speaker 1: that's his voice talking to you, if it's the right
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  Speaker 1: thing to do, if it's sin in it, it's not
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  Speaker 1: God talking to you, kill it. You you, you can
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  Speaker 1: shut it down. You ain't got to wonder about it.
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  Speaker 1: Go down there, secrevenge. That ain't God. Go tell him
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  Speaker 1: off when you see him. That ain't God. Anything that's
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  Speaker 1: God's sin in it, is not God's voice telling you
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  Speaker 1: to do it, So you can you can kill that
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  Speaker 1: conversation today. That's how you know. But if you align
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  Speaker 1: yourself up, man and you and what you're doing is
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  Speaker 1: just and right and correct and pleasing in the sight
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  Speaker 1: of God, it'll pay off for you later on. And
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  Speaker 1: see here's here's here's the best way I can tell
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  Speaker 1: to it. Here's another one. When you're going somewhere, when
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  Speaker 1: you're when you're on the road to going somewhere, and
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  Speaker 1: you know the somewhere that you're trying to get to.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say you've set a goal or vision for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You know where you want to get to, You got
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  Speaker 1: a good idea, and you own your way to going there.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me when it gets hard, and it is
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  Speaker 1: going to get hard. When it gets difficult, and it
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  Speaker 1: is going to get difficult when it becomes challenging, and
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  Speaker 1: it is going to become challenging when it becomes all
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  Speaker 1: three of those things. When it don't look like it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna happen, don't stop and complain so much. But see,
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  Speaker 1: I know he didn't bless me. But in the middle
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  Speaker 1: of it, man, I felt a little heavy. And you
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  Speaker 1: got to be careful when it gets hard for you,
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  Speaker 1: because you'll find yourself complaining. And when you're complaining. See,
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  Speaker 1: what you can't do is you can't complain so much
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  Speaker 1: that you forget that the place that you're trying to
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  Speaker 1: go to you actually own your way there still. See,
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  Speaker 1: don't get caught up into complaining and then lose sight
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  Speaker 1: of your blessing that's actually happening. It to you? What really, man,
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  Speaker 1: of all the times to register a complaint to God,
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  Speaker 1: to sit up and go, hey, man, I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: wanted to ease back into this thing. Ease back in, man,
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  Speaker 1: you in It's it's a tornado world around you. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't got time to ease back in. You got it
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  Speaker 1: going and jump back in it. It is what it
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  Speaker 1: is to whom much is given. Much is required always
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  Speaker 1: appreciate the blessings. Don't get so caught up into complaints
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  Speaker 1: that you lose sight of the blessings. Man, God got
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  Speaker 1: a lot for you in your life, man, but you
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  Speaker 1: gotta have them two things, y'all. You gotta take that
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  Speaker 1: faith and you got to apply a crazy work ethic
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  Speaker 1: to it. And that creates the most opportunities for God
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  Speaker 1: to show your favor. And when God starts showing your favor, Man,
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  Speaker 1: all of them seeds you planted, all of that, all
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  Speaker 1: of that wheat you've been sewing, all of that hard
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  Speaker 1: work you've been put in. God will pay it off.
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  Speaker 1: And he'll pay it off in ways that you don't
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  Speaker 1: even see coming. Okay, cool, you're listening to Steve Hardy
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  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Thursday. You're about to listen to the baddest
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  Speaker 1: radio show in the morning in the world, in the universe.
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  Speaker 1: I am Jams and Brown in the region. The reason
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  Speaker 1: this show is so bad because we got something that
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody else got nowhere in the world. We got
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  Speaker 1: a Shirley Strawberry. Good morning, Shirley Strawberry. Hey, good morning Jay,
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  Speaker 1: Happy Thursday to you. Happy Thursday. What is the day?
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  Speaker 1: What day is no day, day after day. We also
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  Speaker 1: got Coli for Rea. What's up? What's up? Jay? Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Throwback Thursday? Oh that's right, throwback Thursday. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? What's up? And we got we
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  Speaker 1: got my writing partner in crime, Junior in the house.
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  Speaker 1: What's up Junior man? You know what? Yeah, just let
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  Speaker 1: me introduce myself everybody. That man always very scial. We'll
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  Speaker 1: get back to that later on last but night least
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  Speaker 1: Franks the timey. What's up? Timmy? Do? What to do? Baby?
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  Speaker 1: It's Thursday, crow back Thursday, and I'm in here with
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  Speaker 1: some old crowfack Chuck Taylors in the house, y'all. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 1: you look back to that. I'm wearing hammer pants. How
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  Speaker 1: about that? I got my I got my soft pepper
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  Speaker 1: hair work and one side long, one side short. Baby
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  Speaker 1: ate some metric color? Yeah, my cool j thing on here?
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  Speaker 1: I got one pants league up. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: Look at your lips? Yeah yeah, I got on a
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  Speaker 1: cross colored jacket. How about that? Let me hit you
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  Speaker 1: with something that I got the members only jacket from Yeah. Yeah, alright,
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  Speaker 1: happy Thursday? All right, So let's get all right let's
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  Speaker 1: get Yeah, yeah, get to what on three? Everybody one? Three? Happy? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I know y'all didn't forget. I was gonna let you.
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  Speaker 1: I'm excited this morning. That's right on the show. Today,
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  Speaker 1: we are going to celebrate Junior's birthday. Oh Man, absolutely special,
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  Speaker 1: any special requests, you know. One thing first day I
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  Speaker 1: got to say is thank you Lord for another great year,
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  Speaker 1: another year growth, another year understanding, another year of of everything. Man,
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  Speaker 1: just growing into the man that I'm growing into it.
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  Speaker 1: And I'm so glad. Man. I was so different. I
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  Speaker 1: was so stupid that twenty Not that much has change.
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  Speaker 1: But the fact that I'm saying I can realize I'm growing,
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  Speaker 1: I'm happy about that. So that's that's first thing. We'll
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  Speaker 1: have no requests, y'all do what I want to do.
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  Speaker 1: All right, We're gonna celebrate you all day today, Junior. Also,
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  Speaker 1: as usual, Nephew Tellmy has his prank falls, prank phone
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  Speaker 1: calls coming up. There, I go, I have a crazy
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  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter today, subjects that terrifies me. Of course, Carla
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  Speaker 1: has Reality Update and all that's coming up. And Junior,
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  Speaker 1: on your birthday, you have a poem for us. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I do coming up at thirty two after the hour
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  Speaker 1: though something funny Junior's Birthday memories. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, well, well,
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  Speaker 1: today is Junior's birthday and it is time for us
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  Speaker 1: to share our favorite Junior stories or memories. And Junior,
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  Speaker 1: please tell us your favorite birthday party memory. My favorite
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  Speaker 1: birthday party memory. Man, I was about pen about ten
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  Speaker 1: years old, and I had got this box I had
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  Speaker 1: been I didn't know what was in it, but I
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  Speaker 1: got this boxes wrapped up mine, wrapped up for night.
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  Speaker 1: And I promise you when I opened that box and
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  Speaker 1: I saw Super Mario on that box, I got a Nintendo.
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  Speaker 1: I probably didn't go outside two weeks. I played Nintendo
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  Speaker 1: for two weeks straight straight. I didn't. I ain't had
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  Speaker 1: no way to be. School was out. Yeah, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: playing with y'all because I was the first born neighborhood
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  Speaker 1: got a Nintendo. So it was fun answering the dough
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  Speaker 1: you're coming out today? Nope, I'm on Nintendo. I'm playing
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  Speaker 1: with power. I cannot go outside. But that was the
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  Speaker 1: best gift I had got because she know if my
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  Speaker 1: mom played like I wasn't gonna get in one. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not getting you one. Now. You ain't getting that. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't know how you do Once they say that I
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  Speaker 1: knew so I saw that box because that's the biggest
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  Speaker 1: thing I had on the table. I knew that. I
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  Speaker 1: knew it. I knew. I had my own TV too.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you had, your own TV. Wow, that was
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  Speaker 1: my favorite you alway rich TV. Yeah, yeah, I have
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  Speaker 1: my own TV. Well, Tommy, you've known Junior the longest,
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  Speaker 1: longer than anyone on the show, So I know you
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  Speaker 1: have some story. Okay, let me see, Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I remember that time we was at the club. The
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  Speaker 1: club clothes we had by six girls. No, I can't
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  Speaker 1: tell the god. Okay, okay, jo that time we was
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  Speaker 1: at the hotel. No, wait a minute, wait a minute.
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  Speaker 1: Something you can tell Tommy. Okay, Okay, you gotta filter yourself. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: do you remember? No, God, No, we can't do that.
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  Speaker 1: Do all your stories. The time I had locked myself
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  Speaker 1: by my hotel room when I was butting, but Junior
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  Speaker 1: came and got me. But then he had to go.
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I ain't wanna tell all that. Then he
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  Speaker 1: had to come get to go get the key from
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  Speaker 1: the come back. Here. I am pressed up against the dough.
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  Speaker 1: I can't turn around, but I didn't want to say
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  Speaker 1: nothing that you just had your butt out and took
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  Speaker 1: him to get the key and come back. But that's
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  Speaker 1: all right, But he's still I came out to put
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  Speaker 1: my my what you calling the room serviance trade out there,
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  Speaker 1: and Dough slammed on my behind. So now I knock
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  Speaker 1: on Junior, Dough cross the hall. He come out. What
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  Speaker 1: is your doing? Knocked myself? What lit mosquito bites on you?
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  Speaker 1: All of that? Oh, he was judging your body the hallway.
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  Speaker 1: Let out. They like his low lightning this hotel. He
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  Speaker 1: likes skinned as it is. What is all these red
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  Speaker 1: bumps on your back? What's going on? He needs? You
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  Speaker 1: need so careful. You need more than the key. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I give you one. Though. Me and Junior was doing
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  Speaker 1: the show, and the dog promoter gonna come to tell
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  Speaker 1: tell Junior, Yeah you know, I don't. We we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: have problem with the money, but we're gonna we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: get it to y'all. And then Junior come tell me,
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  Speaker 1: and I tell Junior you go in your dressing room
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  Speaker 1: when you stay in there until I come back in
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  Speaker 1: him I'm finished straighten this side. I went and cussed
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  Speaker 1: everybody out that was promoted. Junior came back. I had
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  Speaker 1: his money and my money. Yeah, what did you doing?
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  Speaker 1: But it was like, you know, it was like you know,
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  Speaker 1: it was like if I did it, dust taken use no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: Liam Neeson he left my dough like Liam Needson, don't
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  Speaker 1: come out till I come back, Like he really gonna
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  Speaker 1: go do something. Yeah. Yeah, And he came back with
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  Speaker 1: all the money though, and I had just started doing
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  Speaker 1: comes so I had never lost money. Whow So Tommy
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  Speaker 1: had went and got the money. Yeah for me, man,
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  Speaker 1: I hugged him so hard. It wasn't a lot, but
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  Speaker 1: it was it was what I needed. I did Yet,
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  Speaker 1: you know, if you're not a dude Jay the promoter time,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't get too good when you hit the phrase
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  Speaker 1: lemon highlight it from a promoter. No, it was not okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: here's my quick Junior story. We were traveling somewhere, um here,
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  Speaker 1: maybe we were going to the Dominican Republic where we're
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  Speaker 1: going out of the country somewhere, So you know how
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  Speaker 1: you stop at the airport and they have all these
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  Speaker 1: designer stores and everything. So I went over and I
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: looked at a pair of Gucci sunglasses that I liked.
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  Speaker 1: But um, I said, now I'm not gonna buy them
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  Speaker 1: there too much. Got ready to go leave the store,
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  Speaker 1: go out with Junior. He hammed me the glasses, the
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: Gucci sunglasses. Of course, this is before the boycott and everything.
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: Let's be clear. That was really nice, right, I mean
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  Speaker 1: he bought me. Yes, he bought me a pair of
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: Gucci sunglasses. I thought that was so sweet. Was like, nah,
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  Speaker 1: I want, I said, and she said, Julia's hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: hate the glasses and go We're on vacation. No, but
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  Speaker 1: I said, no, no, no. I left him there. But
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  Speaker 1: we got outside. Junior handed me the bag she wanted,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: she really wanted, and she put him right on. Let
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: she take that part. That is nice. This was before
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: the point cut, before the point yeah, before the cut. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that was that he does give. Junior is a given. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he is calling you up on deck. You own you
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  Speaker 1: own deck. Can't get no nine, I lead you gonna
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: get some glass. You get what you want. Girl. We
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: got no update. But yeah, he loved happy family. Thank you.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: I gotta get you a lap dance to day boy
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  Speaker 1: when you want here immediately, but can we get it
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  Speaker 1: with the furniture that we go get from the from yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: and then can you can you do it a place
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  Speaker 1: where you can come back and tell the story because
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  Speaker 1: all of you guys, the stories you can't really tell.
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  Speaker 1: All right, I got one. All right, we'll hold up.
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it later. Coming up. Uh, it is
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  Speaker 1: the nephew with running that prank back. I knew Jay
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  Speaker 1: had one nephew. Right after this. You're listening to the
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  Speaker 1: Steven Show coming up at the top of the hour
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  Speaker 1: entertainment news. But first the nephew is here with run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back? What's your gout? Nev, I am going
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  Speaker 1: to play Sebastian. No, Dear Charley, Sebastian run a kick. Hello, Hello,
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: I wish to speak with a mister please. Hello, sir,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: my name is Sebastian. I am with the Art Institute
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to give you a call about um.
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I have a huge showing coming up where I am
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  Speaker 1: going to be displaying my portfolio and all of my
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  Speaker 1: drawings within it. But I have one drawing that I
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  Speaker 1: am looking to display that I have not put on
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  Speaker 1: canvas yet, and I'm looking to take something of essence
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  Speaker 1: to put on canvas, and I want to call you
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: about getting permission. Well wait, hold on, dog, just to
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  Speaker 1: stop you right now, I don't do that, all right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a model. That's not my profession. So you
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: would not waste your time no more, you know what
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. Just no, go ahead, mister. I don't think
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: you understand that my showing is gonna have some very
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: important people there. I am, like I said before with
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: Art Institute, I said, I don't do that. That's not me.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, I hate you know what, would you just
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: calling folks up? You are solicitor something. I mean, y'all
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: just randomly picking out folks and trying trying to get
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: them don to my don't look sir, sir, mister, No,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: I'm not just randomly calling people. I actually have done
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: research in order to get your number. What what I'm
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: doing is, I'm not calling you as for being a
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: model that I'm going to portray on canvas. But you
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: have something far more greater visually that I would like
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: to hold on canvas. Now you're married to your wife,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: is am? I correct? The whole whoa, whoa, whoa dob
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: no for who is this seriously? Because I can get
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: my number. I give my number because you're talking about
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: my wife and stuff. I know my wife. My name
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: is Sebasttian. I am with Art Institute. What I'm trying
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: to do with capturing and mortalize the beauty of essence
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: on Canna lives. Okay yo, for real, thought, you just can't.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: You don't talking about my wife? All right, so I'm not.
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: I'm not calling in a negative manner towards your wife.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: I want to I want to mortalize and catch her
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: on cannavas the beauties that she beholds. I've seen your
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: wife several times, you guys reside, whoa, whoa, whoa, you
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: see my wife? But wait, what do you see my
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: wife at? Why are you? Why are you? Why are
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: you watching my wife? I've seen her. She shops on
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: a one hundred and twenty fifth street in hall Im.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I've seen her so many times there, and she holds
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: all the beauty that an artist would like to put
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: on Kansas. Like I said before, I have a huge
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: showing and you're welcome to come out as well. There's
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: gonna be so many important people there. But I want
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: to call and get permission from you about painting your wife. No,
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: you ain't got that permission. Play well, you just can't.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: You just can't go around following my wife and trying
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: to motalize or whatever. I just said. All right, so,
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: but I would like to let you know I have
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: taken the liberty myself. I have painted your wife's head. What, Joe,
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: you have lost your damn mind. You can't be just
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: walking around here painting folks headed. You gotta get permission
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: for that. What's wrong with you? But you don't understand
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: your wife holds the essence that every artist wants. I
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: don't care what he holds. You can't be going around
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Peyton folks heads. Is wrong with you, sir. That's the
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: reason why I'm calling trying to get permission from you. I, Sebastian,
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: want to put your wife on Cannavas because she holds
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the essence that every artist wants to behold. She mortalized
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: the beauty of candid. Oh whoa hold of God? Hold
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: of the hold of God? You're telling me you're walking
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: around column Peyton my wife's head? Is that? What are
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: you doing, dude, so too. I'm only trying to complete
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: my portfolio. Oh no, your portfolio here? Listen it is
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: if I see my wife's head anywhere, I don't care
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: a new player of magazine. I don't care where Bill
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: or wherever. Yo, I'm gonna find Joe. I'm ann whoopo.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying to you. I'm gonna
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: suit you. You understand that, sir. I don't want to
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: have a duel with you, Sir. A duel? Here's a duel.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Who they duel? What do? In fact? What name is
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: a bast ship? Who come name is? That's a bast ship? Sir.
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: All I want to do is paint your wife in
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: her rawst and purest. Foe. That's there's law and purest
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: for me. What do you want? Seriously, I want to
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: paint your wife. I want to paint her in the nude.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: How don't you want your mind? Now? He's not. That's
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: what you should do. Tell me where you as you
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: want to paint something, I'll give you something to pay.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Tell me where you ask one fifth? Read me one
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: twenty fifth. That's what's up. I want to whoop your
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: read me? Read me paint me, paint me? You want
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: your mind telling about you want to paint my wife
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: in a nude. It's gonna take them brush. She's a
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: stick them up, your mister. She lose the essence and
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: every person should. I'll give up. What's she hold asked?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I don't give a mind to ask me some like that.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Un I must ask you. Do you think that you
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: are the only person that has seen your wife in
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: the new uli that's been men before you that have
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: seen her in the nat that for you and my wife?
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: Ain't no mar you call my wife? Har Is that
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: what you're saying? Are you calling my wife before you?
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: I want to pay my wife and the beauty that
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: she bought and on cannabis. Did you not understand? I
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: just said, you know, I told you meet me on
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: the corner of one twenty fifth and claim power. I
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: got one more thing. I just say, wife, say, nephew
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: coming from the Steve arm In Morning Show. You just
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: got pay by your boy? What what this is? This
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: is nephew, this nephew coming for the Steve Harmy Martin.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Joe oh oh oh man, y'all man, y'all yeah, I
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: would move fashion man, dude, I mean you got me dog.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: Oh man, y'all st it was Sebastian. Yeah, dude, you
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: get some bashard brother. I was about to move with
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: y'all and Sebashid. I was to paintbrushes and always about
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: to paint automn with y'all. He told me, man, he said, man,
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: he said he loved his wife. I said, let me
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: let me say this right now. You let me get
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: one more thing from you, man. One is the baddest
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land. Yeah. Man,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: it's Steve Harvey in the Lorning Show. Baby. That's my
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: duel for the day, y'all. That's the duel for the day. Sashan,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: I want to pinch your wife in the raw. August
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: The second is going down, y'all, Friday, August second. W
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: DA asked Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. It's a summer suare hosted by
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: yours truly. Meet nephew Tommy in the Grand Ballroom at
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: thirty eight oh one First District Plaza in Philadelphia. At
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: the same time that the members of cop ouph Sip
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: Attorney the Incorporated, we having We'll be having the conclave.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: The nephew will be there, so all my frat brothers
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: come see your boy. August the third, Saturday, saganaw Michigan,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Huntington Event Park at Dow Event Center, seven pm. The
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: show jumps off August the thirtieth and thirty first. This
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: is for you, Shirley Labor Day weekend, but THEESDA but
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: sells the Blues and Jazz supper club to Friday two Saturday.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming to town. That one right there
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: is back by popular demand, that thing right there, but the'sdai. Yeah,
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: so you sing blues and jazz and then you perform
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: the comedy. All right, Well, thank you nephew. Coming up
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: at the top of the our entertainment news. You're listening
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Disney's Lion King roars
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: into theaters today, and you can catch Beyonce's new Lion
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: King inspired Spirit video right now. The video includes lots
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: of colorful costume changes, some actual lions they inspired the
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Spirit video right now. The video includes, like I said,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: lots of colorful costumes, even a cameo from Blue Ivy.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: The songs Yeah the song Spirit is featured on The
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Lion King The Gift in an interview, Beyonce called the
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: project a love letter to Africa, featuring some of the
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: continent's best talent. It is the number one trending video
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: right now, so go to Steve Harvey FM dot com
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  Speaker 1: to check it out. Okay, all right, no babe, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: listen senceus Junior's birthday. We're gonna have a little fun
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: right here. In Entertainment News, Jajathany Brown explain this what
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: you're doing. You're here with voices you'd like to hear
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: in the Lion motions like these are people who audition.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Since we all do these voices, these people actually audition
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: for the Lion King. So I said, we go around
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: the room and everybody do the voice that they can
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: do in the audition, starting with the Junior. Okay, okay,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: the birthday boy. All right, yeah, the birthday boy. Yeah yeah.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Here is President Obama auditioning for for Lion King. Wow,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: we just found out you can do that yesterday. Well
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: nobody asked. We didn't ask me, and so we are
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: all connected in the great circle of life, and that's
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: where we're connected. I like it. I like it, all right,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: that was it. He auditions and so old I can
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: do it. I can do it, and so and so
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: will old, and so will old, and so we'll all
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: connected and so well, all connected by in a great
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: circle of life. Okay, that's it. Okay, next, all right,
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: it's my turn. Yeah, it's so weak. It's connected in
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the great circle of life. I wish the hello would
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: you can't ask a lid? But did that was not okay,
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: it's not even like that. I don't give a rest
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: what they said. We all right, circling life. We all okay,
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: we gotta make him do one more Charles. Hey, hey, hey,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: come on, hey, hey, listen here, come here, hey, I'm
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: doing this moment now, hey, we we've all connected in
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: the circling like hold me in the circle. How we've
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: amazing the circle? Shack you not in the circle because
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: all you were like you giving them in a circle,
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: earning feeling in the servile. Now the part man you got,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: the part Kim Young what's his name? Kim Jong? Kim Young.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: We is all we want, all all is a connected
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to the up look next time, guys, good luck for
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: trying out. Yeah you guys did all right, guys, It's
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: time to get a little serious here now, hey, please,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: introduce methane. All right, everybody, it's time for the news
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: with miss Anne Trip. Thank you very very much, everybody.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: This is Antwed with the news. Well, you know, it
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: looks like Donald Trump's racist tweet about four House members
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: and the resulting outrage from Democrats has actually had what
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: many people thought was its desired effect. Anyway, a new
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: road is Soo's public opinion polls shows that Donald Trump's
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: popularity among his base among members of the Republican Party
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: is up by five percentage points over where it was
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: just last week, to a very strong seventy two percent.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: A lot of critics said, well, that was the point
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: off in making this anyway, he wanted to get his
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: base and energized. Among independents, though it was only three
• 33:45
  Speaker 1: out of ten approve of him, and he's dropped by
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: two points among Democrats. Here we go again. A white
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: security guard in the Toledo, Ohio get the picture, pulls
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: a gun on a black deputy sheriff on duty and
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: in uniform that guy's played. The security guards not guilt
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: it to a charge of threatening the officer's life. Reports
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: are that the sheriff's deputy went to a local i
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: RS office where these security guard worked for a simple inquiry.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: The white guard tells the black police officer he's got
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: to leave his gun in his car. Well, the cops says,
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: I can't do that, and he turns to leave. The
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: guard is seen on video pulling his gun out on
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: the sheriff, and the sheriff is in uniform and everything
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: and holding it on him as he actually tried to
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: apprehend the officer. This is the security guard trying to
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: the police officer. Someone called the cops and they sorted
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: it all out. Sheriff's deputy Alan Gaston assuming the security
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: guard and his employer. In Louisiana, Baton Rouge police have
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: a suspect under arrest in connection with the murder of
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: seventy five year old Sadie Roberts. Joseph I tell you
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: about that yesterday, a beloved community activist and founder of
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: the city's African American Museum. Authorities say that these suspect,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: thirty eight year old ron Germaine Bell, was Miss Joseph's tenant,
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: although there's no actually firm motive, but they say may
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: have had to do with back rent. Prosecutors in Los
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Angeles say that Ms thirteen gang members carry out a
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: series of grizzly murders over the past two years. According
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: to newly unsealed indictments. In one instance, they hacked a
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: victim to death and then cut his heart out. A
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: federal judge has now barred Trump friend Roger Stone from
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: doing any posting on Facebook, on Instagram, Twitter, or anything
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: and on any topic. By the way, the judge has
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: ruled that Roger Stone, a right wing political operative, violated
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: the conditions of a previous gag order by posting complaints
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: he had about the way he feels his case is
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: being covered. So in addition to posting anything, the president's
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: longtime confidence has also barred from forwarding, from retweeting, or
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: liking anything at all on social media. And finally, yeah,
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: today is we Are Family Day. It's National Perfect Family
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Day and We're perfect if you listen to the Steve
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Right back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: everybody you're listening to show, All right, Junior is here,
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: the birthday Boy, and he's gonna bless us with you know,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: he's such a poet. Yeah, he's going to bless us
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: with the birthday poem. Yeah, Yeah, yeah, I'm a poet.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: I'm a poet. My art is what my art is.
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't care how y'all feel about this.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Don't judge, Yeah, don't judge me. I'm just I'm just
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: doing what comes to me. Yeah, I'm just coming. And
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: and let me just tell you, see, I've turned a
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: nice number now and and now life has gotten a
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: little bit confused. Oh I really want to hear this,
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: you know, you know, And so I had expressed myself
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: in a lot of different ways. So I wrote down
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: a bunch of things for this poem that that that
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: tells you, like how life is so confusing now And okay,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: let go let you get that here it is. The
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: poem is called It's like, okay, yeah, it's called It's
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: called it's like um after the fact, it's life is.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: It's like the unhealthy doctor with a hot pressure. It's
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: like the schoolteacher who own child can't read. It's like
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the psychiatrist who has a psychiatrist. The life is like
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: it's like the clown that hates kids. See, it's like
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: the backslide preacher what a side pieces his birthdays? He
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: ain't no poet. It's it's like the militant black man
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: but married to a white woman. It's well, that's what
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: life is like. It's confusing it. Yes, it's like the
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: mechanic who drive a raggedy car. Why it's like the
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: police offer to tell you hawked, but he got two
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: kids in jail. How life is like the chef who
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: never had no food in the frigerator and always hungry.
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: Why are you cooking? Okay? It's like the stripper that
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: goes to church every Sunday, but she also lead the
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: prayer meeting. How how? How it's like the uber drop
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: that you get in the car with pick you up,
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: but he asked you where we're going? How that, for
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: me is what life is like? Wow, yeah, yeah, that's it. Yeah,
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: you don't have I didn't It wasn't like a poem.
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: But I like, yeah, all poems don't rhyme. I'm at
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: another level now. The true form of poetry is to
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: get to the level where it is conversation. So y'all
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: didn't know that? All right till junior, it's your birthday
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four after the hour, we have
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: a special guest on the line for you. Right after
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: this I'm try answer that phone. That phone you're listening
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: to show. All right, as we've told you all morning,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: this is Junior's birthday. We are celebrating Junior today and Junior,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: in honor of your birthday, we have a very special
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: guest on the line, someone you may know, I may know. Hello, Hi, Mama,
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: what MoMA? Yes? What what's Junior? All right? Miss Alicia?
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: So how many it was forty one years ago today
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: that you had little baby Junior? Tell us I did?
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: I did? And you know what, Junior was a prototype.
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: See if he came out, okay, I wouldn't hand him
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: a baby. So Julia came out okay, like the first
• 40:10
  Speaker 1: four years, so I had another baby. M but proud
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: of him, Miss Alicia. I love him, that is. I
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: am so proud of him. He has been. It was
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: rough the first couple of years. Now, don't get it
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: twisted like what Julia didn't have no comments? Then, know
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: if I say zero, put it a line through it.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: You ain't got no call. I was like, he's so smart,
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: because he was. He was just so smart. No commerce
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: sense the woman doing like making crazy. Okay, I'm gonna
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: tell you one thing he did and I'm a nurse
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: by profession, yes man, And I used to work seven
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: in the night to seven in the morning, so somebody
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: would be there all the time because Junior had a
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: sickle fell. So then when I come home in the morning,
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: I cook the whole thing and have everything ready for him,
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: helping with their home. And I go lay bay down
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: to something you could go back to work. So I said,
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: kre go in chester Shire? Is that corn bread burn?
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: He going there? And he looked, and I heard the
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: door slam a few minutes later. Well, when you sleep,
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: you don't know how time has gone. And all along
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: going off in the house, and the house I was smoking,
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: and I going there in the corn bread burnt, I'll
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: take it out, throughting and singing. I go down the
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: street here in the cold of slack, plane him come in.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Didn't I tell you to see if that corn bread
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: was burning? Yeah, but you didn't tell me to take
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: it out? Oh oh right, you show right? But she did.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: I checked it. It was golden, it wasn't burnt. But
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: he turned out okay. And I am so blessed. I
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: am so blessed, and I am so honored that I
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: have a son that is just so spiritual and just
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: sol he is. And I think I did really well
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and I love you so much, and I am so
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: grateful that you made it to forty one years because
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: they told me you wasn't gonna make it, but you did.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: Won't he do it? Thank you? Thank you so much,
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: my best friend. They told me he was not gonna
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: make it, and he's here, So I am so grateful
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and I love you so much. But you know, but
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: for a minute, terrible, I didn't know. I didn't I
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: really didn't know. It was troubling there for a minute.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: We're gonna have to let you go, although we hate too,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: because you are just lovely and we love you. But
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: thank you for giving us Junior. We love him too.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: He's my little brother. You know that, and I know
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: I know, and I'll call you later on mom him.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: But hey, hey mom, mom, Mom, bye bye, he ain't
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: no time Mom? Yes, yes, like that comment, Tommy, Hell no,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: my mom, And no, I got I got a pot
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: of gunboat for you. I got you show, won't you
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: old pot of gumbo too? Hey? Hey? By what my mom?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: And Tommy? No, that would daddy? Let me hear you say,
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: daddy talent I'm not ja all right, thank you, miss Alicia,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: and listen. We want If you want to wish Junior
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: a happy birthday, all you have to do is go
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey f and well. The nephew, i mean,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: Junior's daddy is up next to the right out her height.
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show, all right, coming up
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after.
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: It's my strawberry letter for today subject that thing terrifies me.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: We'll wait till you hear this letter, but right now
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. Come
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: on or in some cases daddy nay, I love daddy Jay.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I'm on tea, y'all read Yeah, me and your baby
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: getting married, Me and your baby getting married, Me and
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: your baby get mad? Are you talking to man? Okay,
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to make sure your baby getting married.
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: Let's go Kat reading. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach mister. Yes, hey, mister, how you doing.
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: I'm trying. Let me let me make you I'm calling
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: the right person. Your daughter is Crystal, Yes, okay, cool, Yo,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I got the right person. Hey, listen, well, I wanted
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: to do mister Richards's call and introduce myself to you
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: and let you know who I was. My name is Jeff, Jeff,
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: and I've been uh seeing Crystal, uh, you know, pretty
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: much like the lads, five or six months, and I
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: wanted to, um, let you know that I'm very very
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: interested in you. And I know this kind of crazy
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: for you to get a phone call for me when
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: I'm very interested in Crystal right now. And I wanted to,
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: you know, I just wanted to do the man thing
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: and just reach out to your man and say I'm
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: really interested in and uh in marrying your daughter and
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: marry my daughter. Well, hold on, man, what what what say? You?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Name again? My name is Jeff, Jeff. Okay, Jeff, Jeff, listen.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I'm very close with my daughter, and my daughter has
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: never ever mentioned you. I talked to my daughter every day. Wow,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know what that's about. What it's been like
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: about five close to six months that me and Cristal
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: been you know, going out, you know, up here at
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: the school. But what I wanted to do is tell
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: you that I really really really like Crystal man. Uh,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: And I wanted to call and tell you that. You know,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I'm really really interested in marry Crystal. You know, I want,
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I really do want Cristal to be my wife. Well,
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I again, I've never heard of you before, and my
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: daughter has never ever mentioned you. My daughter isn't dating
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: anybody right now. My daughter is in grad school. I
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: understand that. And you know, we you know, it's been
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: you know, we've been you know, back and forth or whatever.
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: But you know the main thing is me and Christal really,
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: you know, we really, we really do love each other. Mister,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I want to But if you love my daughter, she
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: would have told me that she was in love with someone. Well,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: you know what you know. And maybe it's a situation
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: where Christa is like a little maybe a little uneasy
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: about talking to you about it. You know what I'm saying.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: My daughter can talk to me about anything. We talk
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: every day, right right, you're like you, I talked to
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: my daughter every day, your daughter. And how old is
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: your daughter? My daughter? Fifteen? Hold on, momnute, man, you
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: say your daughter was fifteen? Right right? Right? Okay, Well,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: cowld of you, I'm forty six, forty six, you're forty
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: six years old. You want to man, my twenty five
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: year old daughter. Hey, hey, let me say this right here.
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: Love ain't got no limit, man, And I understand you know,
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I was a little shocked at first about the age
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: difference between us, but you get you know what, man,
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna shock to me. Okay, and I understand that.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to explain to you, man, is
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: that it comes a time man when you just you
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: just don't know what's gonna happen. Man. Love just love
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: is love. Man, And you've been locked up on parole
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: at the university on work, releasing that my daughter. Yeah, man,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna say this, man, Crystal is just a
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: beautiful person. Man. Hold on, man, you calling me at
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: the Blue Daughter. Look, man, I'm never work. I got
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of work on my damn desk and you
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: calling me telling me up for I'm a gentle bird
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: wants to marry my daughter, my twenty five year old daughter,
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: and you damn that fifty you damn it at my
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: age you want to marry my daughter. Man, I'm not
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: trying to talk to you, but well, I need to
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: do this. I need to talk to Crystal and get
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: to the bottom of this. That's what the hell I
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: need to do. Hey, and I understand that, miss, you
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: was probably gonna I want to talk to and I
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: ain't got no problem with it. What I'm trying to
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: explain to you is that man live ain't got no limit. Man,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: It's just something that album Crystal love Me, I love
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: huh and it is what it is. I just wanted
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: to try to get your blessings on this. You can't
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: get listeners. Love skill gonna marry my daughter. Now, my
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: daughter's been a private school. I love damn life. She's
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: gonna do all four years of college and she's going
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: to grad school. And you're gonna marry my daughter. You're working,
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: Miss I understand that. What I'm what I'm trying to
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: explain to you that you know what, man, sometimes love
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: is right the second time around. You understand what I'm saying.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: What the hell you mean the second time? I got
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: kids already. What I'm trying to say is it didn't
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: work out with me on the first time. What I
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: wanted to do, man, is just called you. It's solidified
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: the culinary experienced got just doing food. But the helln't
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: you talking about it? Look? Look, look, look, look I
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: got to talk to my daughter. I'm gonna call Crystal
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna find out what the hell is going on,
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: because look, man, I'm not even trying to have this
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: conversation with you and I miss miss Paris, I understand
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: all that. I understand what you're saying. What I want
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to say to you is this right here, Crystal is
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: twenty five. Even if you don't agree with this, here,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: we're gonna eat Lowe and make sure that we get that.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Look at him. You ain't doing my thing with my
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: daughter unless it's mine. Look here, man, you ain't doing.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I don't even know your jail bird. You ain't doing.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call my daughter final horn. You really are
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: lost your mind if you think your old jail bird
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: is gonna be marrying my daughter, my daught, it's not
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: a future you ain't got. The head is wrong with jist.
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit it and go back and forth
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: with you. Miss me and Crystal getting married. That will
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: not and under any circumstances, not care what you think.
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: The circumstances are me and Crystal getting married, that's it.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Not the love, man. I don't know who the hell
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: you think you are. As long as you about what
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: it's gotta be. I got one more thing I need
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: to say, and then me and Crystal just gonna come
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: over there and dry down here and tell you exactly
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: what's going on in our life. Right now. You got
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: to say to me, are you listening to me? To me,
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: I got to say, this is nephew Tommy from the
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got pranked by your
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: daughter Crystal and her boyfriend. Ain't I'm outside my job?
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Let me I'm crazy, man, Your baby girl just wanted
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: to put a smile on your face. Man, I gotta
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: ask you, what is what is the baddest and I
• 51:45
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• 51:49
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• 53:23
  Speaker 1: It's the Strawberry letter subject. That thing terrifies me. We'll
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening to the
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: And if you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,
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  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you here.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter. It goes a little something
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: like this subject That thing terrifies me. Dear Stephen Shirley,
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: I am a thirty one year old white female and
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: I am proud to say that I am still a virgin.
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Five months ago, I met a very nice, thirty three
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: year old black man through an online dating site. We've
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: been inseparable since we met, and he's so perfect for me.
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: I have decided that I would want to make love
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to him, and he promised to take care of my
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: heart and make it a memorable experience for me. I'm
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: not sure if he's the one, but I've fallen in
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: love with him and I want him to be my First,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: here's the problem. I suffer with anxiety, and it's getting
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: in the way of us having sex when we get
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: into it. When we get into it and we start
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: getting undressed, I panic. I am ashamed to admit it,
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: but it's his size that makes me panic. I went
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: to see my ganecologist last week and told her about
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend's size and asked if it was physically possible
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: for us to have sex. My doctor assured me that
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend was not going to break anything and I
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: had nothing to worry about. So fast forward to this weekend,
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: and the mood was right and my boyfriend was ready,
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: and I freaked out and ran out of the room.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I know he's not going to continue to be patient
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: with me, but I am so afraid of that thing.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: This is all too embarrassing for me to share with
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: my girlfriends because they will start looking at my boyfriend differently,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. I need to overcome
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: my fears and just push through. Should I tell my
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: boyfriend what's really going on when I run from him?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Do you think it will turn him off and he
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: will go find a more experienced lover. Please help me? Okay? Yeah,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: First of all, First of all, you know, congratulations. There
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: are not many thirty one year old virgins left, so
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: congratulations on staying a virgin for whatever your reason. You're
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: thirty one, you're a white female, you say. Now, you've
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: met a nice thirty three year old black man through
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: online dating, and you've been inseparable, inseparable since you met,
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: and now it's time for sex. You decided that you
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: wanted to have sex with him. Well, but you're afraid
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: because of his size. Well, some would think this would
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: be a wonderful problem, to have a wonderful problem, But
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: your fear is understandable, I guess as a virgin somewhat.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Now you've been to your doctor. You've talked to your
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: doctor about this, about your fear, about your anxiety. Your
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: doctor has assured you that physically it's going to be
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: all right. He's not going to break anything. But you
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: tried it again, you freaked out and ran. Yeah, it's
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: embarrassing to you and probably for him too, because he
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: has no idea what's going on. And no, you don't
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: want to share it with your girlfriends because if they
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: find out, assuming they're not virgins, yeah, they will be
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: probably knocking at his door. As a lot of women,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: would you ask a question, should you tell your boyfriend
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: what's really going on and why you ran? Yeah? I
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: think you absolutely should tell him, you know, if you
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: want to stay in this relationship. I don't know how
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: patient he is. I don't know if he's getting it
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: from anywhere else or anything like that, but I would
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: definitely tell him what the issue is. This is an
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: issue for you. You're afraid. If you're afraid, maybe you
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: need to leave him alone altogether. Maybe you just need
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: to leave him alone altogether, okay, and just deal with
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: someone else, you know, if you decide to give your
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: virginity away. But should you tell him? Absolutely? And then
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: you decide, you guys decide as a as a couple
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: where to go from there? Here? That's all I got.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: Junior birthday boy? Huh? Birthday boy? What you heard me?
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: You want me to talk about? What letter? What you
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: want me to say? I don't know what to tell you.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: It's my birthday. I don't really have no answer me.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: First of all, I'm not being discussing another man's side
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: on this show here, Not not me, not now. Tommy
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: and Jay may won't do. But I'm not not on
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: my birthday. I don't know what to tell you. Lady.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: You might well go back to your people, you know,
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: get back over that way you belong. I don't know.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Lead these brothers alone, you know, find Tom Yo, get
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: with Mick. You know. Hey, but I don't know what
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: else you want me to do to help you get
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: to hugging and holding. I don't know what else you
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: need to do. But it's my birthday. I cannot discuss
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: this on my b day. Not me, No, sir, it's
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: not much for it's much. Hey. You know, we're running
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: out of the room. You run it, you're breaking out, sprinting. Hey,
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: I can't tell you. How do you? Doctor said it's okay.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: So yeah, you don't believe you? Doctor? What can I
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: do here? All right? Come on, Jay? That thing terrifies me.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: That is this is, this is so embarrassing just for me.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: What you here? Well, first of all, she's older than
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: thirty one. I know who this is. This is, This
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: is about me, this is this is who I'm seeing.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: This letter is about you? And you know who else? Day?
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: White women here? Anybody else? Mean? Yeah? I mean and
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: so and I've offered to fit problem. I mean I'm sorry.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: I mean, what can I say? I mean, it is
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: what it is. You got what you got. I mean,
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: I mean I even offered the hell folding in half
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: we had. Yeah, you want to go that way with it,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: but I don't know what else to do. But you know,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You know I like you, and that's just strattis.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: We don't know, we don't know how this is gonna go,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: but don't. First of all, you embarrassed me by calling
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: my job and write my people on my job. This
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: is embarrassed. We didn't know it was you until you
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: said something. Jay. All right, listen hold that thought. We'll
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: have part two of the Strawberry Letter coming up at
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: twenty three after you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, we're gonna recap today's Strawberry Letters subject
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: That thing terrifies me, little dude, We know what they
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: were talking about here. Thirty one year old white woman
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: wrote in she's very proud to say that she's still
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: a virgin. Five months ago, she met a very nice
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: thirty three year old black man online. They've been inseparable
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: since they've met. She says he's perfect for her she's
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: decided that he will be her first. He will be
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: her first. The only problem is, she says, she suffered
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: with anxiety and it is getting in the way of
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: them having sex. And she's ashamed to ashamed to admit it.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: But his size is what makes her heavies and that
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: anxiety attacks, these panic attacks. So she went to the doctor.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: The doctor says, she's clear, she's all good, He's not
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: going to break anything. But when they got you know,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: all hot and heavy, the last time she break out,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: she broke out and ran. She got so scared she ran.
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  Speaker 1: So she doesn't want to tell her girlfriends because she
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: thinks her girlfriends might you know, be really into them.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: So she wants to know should she tell her boyfriend
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: what's really going on? And she needs help? All right, Jay,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: did you want to finish part two of your responsible Yes?
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean, I apologizing, But I also
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: like to think that the sandwich people with the sandwich special,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: they have the five dollars foot lung. I mean, I'm
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: still getting money for that, so that's cool. You know,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: I made a little money. I made a little money
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: on the side slogan I put that together, you know, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I can't. I got you're me What do you have
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  Speaker 1: to say? I think the best way to put this
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: is this, like kind of like this what you got
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: to quit running from that D? Following from that D.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Man drop his pants. Ain't you're scared of the D.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: Jump out the bed for the D because you're scared
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: of the D broke I running bush your head from
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: that DP. Bush your head from that DP. So down
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: for the D. Work this show. That's definitely what happened. Yes, uh,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: following for that D, running from that D. So here's
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  Speaker 1: what I think, y'all. You got the start small, baby, okay,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: work your way up to the big deal. Start small.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: Just let when you're young, you didn't just go right
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: to a bicycle. You had a try sickle, then you
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: got to the bike. You know what I'm saying. You
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: had baby shoes, then you went to stride right, you
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: got to take baby stepp dollar when you go to
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: the when you gonna eat donner, don't you start with
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: an appetise right then you get to the entree. You
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: see what I'm saying. Nephew, how's she gonna find that
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: out on the website? You know how? Because now she
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: got to start running towards a d, running on the d. Well,
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: say one more thing? What day when we when we
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: were dating, you know, she asked me writers to the
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: letters about you, it's about me. She asked me to
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: send her a picture and I said I would, but
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: it would eat a ball your memory. So I can't
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: do that. Your phone gonna go black. Wow, Timmy's right,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta start smile. You gotta twitter running
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: from the differ from the man, drop his pants because
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: you're stand or falling from the d because you're scared
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: of the D broke out running bush your head on
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: the D. Yeah, So do you guys? What do you
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: guys think? Should she tell her boyfriend what's going on? Yeah?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: I think he knows about now. I know, I know
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: what the problem is. You know what though, like this here,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: when you go to the meat market and you want
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: some summer sauce, you don't want that whole thing or
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: summer sack. You know what I'm saying that in half? Yeah, listen, listen,
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: give me, just give me a dollar, work a suffer stock.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: What you got sausage? First of all, you don't know
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: summer sausage. I know, sausage. Yeah, but is there I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: don't have something summer is that. I don't know what
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: it is. I'm sorry. You are the slightest person. You
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: want to get that show. I mean, you know summer sausage, sausage.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: We didn't say this summer sausage. Shirley's got the little
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: little little band around. You gotta put it off and
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: you eat the meat and crackers. You ain't never slices. Yeah,
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: but that's just sausage. No, no, that's not no, just
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: no sue summer sauce. Okay, do we cause it sausage? Sorry,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 1: stop running from the back to the summer sauceage. All
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: I'm saying when you go get some sum side, you
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: don't buy that whole long thing or summer side. You
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: get what you want. Tell him you want a dollar work,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: you don't want that whole thing. You see what I'm saying.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. You can order what you want.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: You don't have to get all of that. I don't
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: think you want to dollars. You might want to put
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: it steel a lot at a dollar. Go all right, listen,
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  Speaker 1: email us Instagram as your thoughts on today's strawberry Letter
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  Speaker 1: Wow at Steve Harvey FM, or you can check out
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  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Baby Now coming up
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: at forty six after the hour from the Talk, it
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: will be our Girls. Cheryl Underwood quit the right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Coming up
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour our girl Carla's Reality Update.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: But right now from uh you know the Talk, Jay,
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: please introduce you know who? Y'all? Right, put your hand
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: here from my side, right, Sister Underwood. Yes, my fraternity
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: brother a five Vega Sigma Faternity incorporating. Now, Tommy, I
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: know you're a man of a cappside. Don't we love
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: We love you, We love you, we love you. But
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: I heard that Jameide Brown went up and stole George
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: Wallace's shout where the Blue and White Family sold out.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: I heard it was off the chain because I went
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: in for the opening program and then I had to
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: go back to work at the Talk. Then I heard
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: Jamie Brown went up there and just stole George wat
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: that's a shape to tell him we had one hundred thousand.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: Blue was one hundred, see Tommy, Tommy, and those was
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: the ones that was registered yes, it is that hate. Congratulate,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: congratulate you need me with it. Listen, and I want
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: everybody to come see me at the Cincinnati Funny Bone
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: because I need to sell all these tickets. I beat
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: that this weekend Cincinnati funny But you know Bootsy Collins,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: who is a member of five Basic Sporation. That's right,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: boot we won't boosing is a Sigma and he's from
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  Speaker 1: Cincinnati or Hi, y'all. So I'm just shouting out the
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  Speaker 1: frat brothers and we had a good time supporting our
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: frat brothers and it was a lot of fun. Okay,
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: Now can we talk about somethow talk about some real, real,
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: fat real fan. Trump needed to get his ass out
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: of the White House. Listen. Anything anybody would have told
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: somebody to go back where they from would have been
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: an EOC or federal violation. They got him right there,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: the brother from Texas al Green, not the al Green
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: love and happiness, but introduced that's right, Julian. The resolution
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: not what they gotta do. Because I learned this being
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: a Republican. They gotta have the hearings because everybody want
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: to say what Nixon Nixon? Nixon Nixon had a sixty
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: five percent approval rating, and then they did the hearings
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: and he lost all of that support. So you gotta
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: go through the process of that. And we gotta make
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: sure we had Trump dead to rights when we put
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: him up out of off am I right, brothers up,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: put his ass out of the way, put him out
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: that house. Put him out. When you're talking about going
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: back to where you come from, We're gonna send your
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: ass right back to Marilago. Can I say that? And
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: Wifey too, she got to her aunt all Oh, listen
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: to me, listen me. How are you not for the
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: immigrants when that's all you marry that makes nods? Was
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: I too? D plus, Cheryl? Thank you? Letting up. We're
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: out of here coming up at the top of the
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: hour and Carla's reality update right after this. You're listening,
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: all right? Listen Before we get to Carla's reality update,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Cheryl forgot to do one last thing before she got
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: out of here. What is it really? I forgot to
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: do two last thing. I got to talk about why
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: me and Jameson Brown is not in the Lion King.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you want to hold the other
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 1: you know, but listen, I heard it was my booth
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: thing a Junior's birthday. So you know I don't have
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 1: any panties on. Yes, yes, yes, get some of the
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: comb bread. Love over here. It's old I ringed or
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: robbing up with a biscuits. That's put your name on
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: my insurance policy. Love right over here to So I'm
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: telling you what you want to fight your birthday? What
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: you want to fight? You about? Fight? What do you
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: want my birthday? You want some tennis shoes? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: that's what old people buy. That, that's what old people buy.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: What you like your birthday? Yeah? You got loan money?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: You paying rent? Oh wait, man, how much weren't we
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: talking a while? I'm talking? You know? So security only
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: go so far, especially on man, sir. You know what, huh?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: You and Junior could go out and double day with
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 1: me and Junior mom. You know what? Listen, Hey man, Hey,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: that's a plan. Hey Tom, what's your last? Mama joked
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: this morning? What's the last one? You're not going out
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: with my mama? Tom and Jacobs drive the station wagon.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we love you back day, Junior. We serve
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: you very very much. Love bye bye so much, bye
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: bye bye bye. Chryl all right, nephew, take it away.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: It's that time. She is here getting ready to getting
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: ready to get ready in reality up date with car Fueral.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: Oh you got its your stuff. I'm sorry I cut
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 1: it up a little bit. Go ahead, girl, all right,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: all right, Well let's talk about World Housewives up Potomac.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: You know I've been watching it lately, like this show girl.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: They're so crazy anyway, as I told you last week Dollings,
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Candice acted so crazy at the dinner party. Remember I
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: told you she threw a knife at Ashley, and I
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: played the side clip of her screaming and yell it
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: was a butter knife, but still it was a knife anyway, right,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: it's a knife, yeah, yeah, yeah. So her husband, Chris,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: and then her you know, her friends, Monique, you know,
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 1: her castmate. They told Candice she was really wrong for
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: the way she treated Ashley, going off and screaming and
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 1: carrying on. But you know Candice, it seems like she
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: can't take criticism very well. You know, when she hears
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: it from her friends and her husband's telling her, you know,
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: you need to check yourself now. You know, she's in
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 1: therapy with her mom. You know, she has issues. She
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: has mom issues, and in her defense, her mom kind
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: of denies ever doing anything wrong. But still that doesn't
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: give Candice the right to kind of constantly interrupt people,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: go off and threaten people and throw knives if you will,
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: and all that kind of stuff. So can this You
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: gotta check yourself. And now remember when I also told
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 1: you guys about Ashley husbands Michael, Remember when he got
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: drunk with everything. Well, now Michael has been accused of
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: groping a cameraman's bucked on the show. It's like, what, Yeah,
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with him. So you
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: know they're gonna kind of basically break it down to
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: us and say what happened. But a cameraman he has
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: filed some charges against Michael, So I don't know what's
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: happening really with Michael. And quickly Gazelle was wrong for
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: letting the Ashley come back to the dinner party after
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: Candice through her I remember and I said, how she
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: come back in the party. Well we found out Gazelle
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: let her come back. Jael so messy, but I love
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: her anyway. So if you want to talk more about it,
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: we're running out of time. You want to talk more
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: about Housewives of Potomac. You can hit me up on
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: social media at lips by Carlo. And also, I'm going
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: to check out Little Kim. Have y'all seen this reality show?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: A documentary called Girls Cruise is on VH one. Look
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: Kim Maya Chile from TLC. They're on this ten day
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: cruise in oh I love ye. Yes, you know it.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: So I'll check all that out for you and give
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: you guys an update. And that is reality update Charletty Strawberry.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: We'll be back at twenty after the hour. Yep, you're
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: we know today is Junior's birthday. We're celebrating Junior all
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: morning long. Your mom called in earlier. Junior, Well, guess what.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Here's an email from that we got from Steve Harvey
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: FM dot com. Okay, it says I've been listening each
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: day from twenty seventeen to current and I heard the
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter about Junior. We haven't gotten an update with
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: the last lady that mentioned she wanted him. I love
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: Junior and the laugh he makes me have. I could
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: see myself having dinner and just having an amazing time
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: with him. Can we get an update please? Thanks? Stephen Shirley. PS.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I am a white girl that will give him anything
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: he needs and wants. Anonymous from Birmingham, Alabama at Hot
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: one oh seven seven. So, yeah, because we had a
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 1: lady not too long ago that rode in talking about
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: how much she loved you, Junior. So this young lady
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: is asking for an update, So we don't have an update,
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: and you guys haven't hooked up, right Junior? No, okay,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: so you're still free and single? Then? Yeah, but I
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know. You know, that's that's man,
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: a white girl for your birthdate. Now, that's a gift.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Great, great, sound
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: pretty cooled up. Let's just never know where you might find,
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: you know. All right, Well, listen, we're gonna figure this
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: all out. Is Junior gonna go on the date. We'll
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show and some
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: trending news coming up at thirty three after the hour.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to morning show jan Anthony Brown.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: Explain this when you're doing you're here with voices you'd
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: like to hear in the lion kings, like these are
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: people who audition Since we all do these voices, these
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: people actually auditioned for the lion King. So I say,
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 1: we go around the room and everybody do the voice
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: that they can do in the audition, starting with the junior. Okay, okay,
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 1: the birthday boy, a yeah, the birthday boy. Yeah. Here
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: is President Obama auditioning for the lion king. Wow, we
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: just found out you can do that. Yesterday, well, nobody
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: asked ask and so we are all connected in the
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: great circle of life. And that's where we're connected. I
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: like it. I like it, alright, Heid and so old,
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: I can do it. I can do it, and so
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: and so well old and so will old and so well,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: all connected and so well, all connected in a great
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: circle of life. Okay, that's it. Okay, next, all right,
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: it's my turn. Yeah, it's so weak. It's connected in
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: the great circle of life. I wish to hell, I
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: would you ask the lid button? Did that was not? Okay,
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: it's not even like that. I don't give a rest
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: what they said. We all connected, great circling life. We
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: all connected. Okay, we gotta make him do one more. Charles, Hey, Hey, hey,
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: come on, hey, hey, listen here, come over here, Hey,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: I'm doing this moment now, hey, we we've all connected
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: in the circling like Holly in the circle. We made
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: it in the circle. Shout you not in the circle,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: because how do you like you getting them in a circle?
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: N feeling in the server? Now you had the part man,
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: you got the part? I do Kim Young? What's his naim? Jong?
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 1: Kim is all? All? All is a connected to lave
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 1: better luck next time, guys, Good luck for trying up
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: for a story. Five. Yeah you guys, did you? All right,
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: we're gonna I love this. We're gonna come back with
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: our last break of the day. I love it. I
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: love it. I love it. And Jay is gonna go
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: around the room and ask what have we learned today?
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: That's coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Morning Show. All right, it's been a
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: good day. Happy birthday again, Junior. Thank you so much, everybody.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 1: I appreciate it. You had birthday, white woman on your
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: birthday and you're just getting started very good ways at
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: the morning. Yeah, we heard from your mom, Yeah yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: y'all got to really talk to my mom. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 1: I didn't know that that was man. Have your mom
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: around man, man like mama and like nothing like mama,
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: nothing and she funny. Oh yeah, is that where you
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: got it from your sistant? Man? All of them, everybody,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: y'all got to trip to Houston and visit the whole. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: just sit out of the house. Man. And I'm telling you,
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 1: I mean even my ain't Cheryl. All of y'all meet
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: all these characters. My ain't the meter, All these characters,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: they all care. I love your family and I've only
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: met I love your family. I think it's better hearing
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: about these people then, because if I actually see them. Yeah,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: because you don't know. Yeah, because all these stories you
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: tell us that I can't make I can't make this up.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: So Jay, before we get to what if we learned today,
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: you had a story about Junior you wanted to show.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: Oh yes, I have a very very serious When we
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  Speaker 1: were writing on the Steve Harvey Daytime Show, and we
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  Speaker 1: had a great fun over there, from time to time,
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  Speaker 1: each one of us would be extremely late, extremely late.
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  Speaker 1: I mean like for the meeting, the briefly meeting to Steve.
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  Speaker 1: What we're gonna wrote When we wrote that day. So
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  Speaker 1: my thing was I coming on the phone, coming on
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  Speaker 1: the phone, and I always have a track. Now how
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  Speaker 1: long his grandmama been on fire? Really, I'll be with
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  Speaker 1: yall a minute. That was my thing. Oh why would
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  Speaker 1: y'all oda burn like that? I'll be with y'alling minute. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Now Junior's Junior would come in late and act as
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  Speaker 1: if he had been there the whole Damn. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I mean we'd been wrapping up the meeting, We're standing up,
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  Speaker 1: leaving out the room, and Junior come in, like really
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  Speaker 1: really late, snatched the paper out of our hand and goes,
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  Speaker 1: so where was we? Now? Steve, your ass just got it?
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  Speaker 1: Did hears your weakness? Man? Just like that time? He
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  Speaker 1: didn't even get mad. He didn't. He couldn't get mad.
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  Speaker 1: If everybody would be late, Man, everybody fun. That's good,
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  Speaker 1: that's good, that's good. Yeah, good, good time. Yeah. So
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  Speaker 1: what you're gonna do for your birthday? Junior? Yeah? What
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  Speaker 1: you're doing? Man? You know? Uh, you know this weekend,
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go down to Vegas, you know,
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  Speaker 1: trying to look you know, I thought the dice down Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: good man, you know, sounds fun and get that lap dance.
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  Speaker 1: I told you. And you know what's so cool about Vegas?
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  Speaker 1: You can walk around with a white woman and George
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  Speaker 1: hands and everything. Enjoy your Birthstan Junior. I'm gonna be
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas this weekend too perfect? Are you walking around? Now?
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  Speaker 1: She did that? Ain't gonna what My husband's gonna be there?
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  Speaker 1: You can up, yeah, drink and talking about you got
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  Speaker 1: you got you gotta choge be hearing taged or white
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  Speaker 1: woman now you oh man. And the name of the club, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: It's called Rideos. You want to go, Yes, that's the spot. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it'll make you work, he will, all right, Jay, Before
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  Speaker 1: we get out here, you want to ask us where
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  Speaker 1: we learned today? Right? All right? Each and every day,
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the Steve Harvy Monty Show, we
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  Speaker 1: go around the room. Everybody tells what they learned today,
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  Speaker 1: starting with Shelley Strawberry. Shelley Strawberry, what did you learn today? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll make it quick and simple. It's Junior's birthday. I
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  Speaker 1: just learned what a great person he is all over again.
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  Speaker 1: We spoke to his mom earlier and she had great
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  Speaker 1: things to say about him. She said he was really smart.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't have a lot of common sense when he
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  Speaker 1: was young, but he grew out of it and he
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  Speaker 1: grew into a great young man. And I just love
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  Speaker 1: working with him every day. And I love you, Junior.
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  Speaker 1: You're a sweetheart. You're welcome doing the crying thing people
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  Speaker 1: bay you learn today. Well, it's Junior's birthday, and I
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  Speaker 1: have some things to say. You are not a good
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  Speaker 1: poet Junior on his birthday, Carla just someone has to
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  Speaker 1: tell him that he's in a poem earlier in the show,
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  Speaker 1: and the name of the poem was It's like and
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  Speaker 1: it was like stupid, my happy birthday? Boost All right,
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  Speaker 1: now he's you honest keeping it one hundred. Oh, this
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  Speaker 1: ain't no good day to learn that. To day, I
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  Speaker 1: learned that my mama won't time, and that's how I learned.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, and I damnly had a stroke. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe my mama talked about my time. Okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: enough of that. Well wait, wait, we gotta let if
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  Speaker 1: people didn't hear it earlier, let's play a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of the conversation with Junior's mom, missing Lesia, when she
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  Speaker 1: called the show I'll call you later on Mom Hill,
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  Speaker 1: he ain't no time, yes, yes like that comment Tommy
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  Speaker 1: hell no my mom time No good for you, but
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  Speaker 1: I got you pot Bo too. Hey hey by what by?
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  Speaker 1: Hey man? Man? Not not today? You cut that yard
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