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Eddie Murphy GGA, Dr. Dre, NFL Firings, Steve's VM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million buck things in it stings me through good together
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  Speaker 1: for I don't join me. You gotta use that turn
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  Speaker 1: you are you gotta turn to turn them out. Turn
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  Speaker 1: You haven't got to turn them out to turn the
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  Speaker 1: water the water go. Come come on your bad uhh,
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  Speaker 1: I sure well, I come on it. Everybody you are
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  Speaker 1: listening to the voice, come on dig me now, one
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  Speaker 1: and only. Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man, got a radio show.
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  Speaker 1: Do you understand that? I'm telling you? God been big
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  Speaker 1: in my life. God, God is a gentleman. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I want to I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 1: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 1: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 1: He gives us the power of choice. You know. If
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  Speaker 1: you say you got it, I don't need you, He
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  Speaker 1: let you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 1: come see about me. He right there. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: real simple thing, man. So always say to people this,
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  Speaker 1: if you've gotten yourself into something, and please know I
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  Speaker 1: have I man, and see that. That's why I'm so
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  Speaker 1: adamant about it because I've gotten myself in some circumstances
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  Speaker 1: and positions in my life. But I've been I've I've
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  Speaker 1: had some low moments, man, I've had some moments where
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  Speaker 1: I did not know what to do. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: what was next, I didn't know how to go about it.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have no more ideas. I was stuck. I
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  Speaker 1: thought a couple of times, well, might not make it
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  Speaker 1: past this one. But then if I don't make it
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  Speaker 1: past it, what's gonna happen? And then I held on
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  Speaker 1: to this little thing that my mother kept talking to
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  Speaker 1: me about. She said, sometimes when you ain't got nothing
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  Speaker 1: else in you, just hope, she said, just hope it'll
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  Speaker 1: be all right, you know. And what I've learned in
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  Speaker 1: my life is that hope. It's the beginning of faith. Hope.
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  Speaker 1: It's just is there a possibility out there for me?
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  Speaker 1: I sure hope something happened. See hope, hope it's okay, man,
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  Speaker 1: Because like I said, for me, the way I've lived
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  Speaker 1: my life, hope was the beginning of faith. It was
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  Speaker 1: just the idea. It's just the thought that something could
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  Speaker 1: change from me, that something could be a little bit different.
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  Speaker 1: From me that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason,
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  Speaker 1: I could be saved, I could be rescued. Things could
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  Speaker 1: turn around, it could head any other direction. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: could quit messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: somebody will just say all right. I don't know, but
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  Speaker 1: I can't count the times I've been in that position.
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  Speaker 1: But then once I hope a little bit, and then
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  Speaker 1: I remember Also my mother, because she was a Sunday
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  Speaker 1: school teacher, she taught me the most valuable lesson I've
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  Speaker 1: ever learned in my life. Nothing has been greater in
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  Speaker 1: my life than my faith. She taught me to pray.
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  Speaker 1: Mamma used to say, when it get real, dog for
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  Speaker 1: your son, prayd changes things. She said, When you seem
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  Speaker 1: like you lost and you can't finding your way, stop
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  Speaker 1: and pray, she said, because prayd changes things. You know,
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  Speaker 1: when you get a point in your life when you've
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  Speaker 1: done all you can do and you can't do no
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  Speaker 1: more and you just don't know what to do next,
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  Speaker 1: she says, stop, So pray and combine that prayer with
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  Speaker 1: that hope that you got, she said, because that hope
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  Speaker 1: is the beginning of faith. She said. If you pray,
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  Speaker 1: just hoping. She's saying that God come through for you.
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  Speaker 1: That will give you confidence that he can do it again.
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  Speaker 1: And then after a while, you quit hoping, she's saying,
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  Speaker 1: you start believing. She saying, that's when you're on to something.
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  Speaker 1: If you can turn that hope into belief, that hope
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  Speaker 1: into faith, that's that's the ability to believe in something
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  Speaker 1: that you can't see. But the key though, the faith
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  Speaker 1: is you're believing in something that you can't see. See
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  Speaker 1: hoping a little bit different from me now, I'm pretty sure.
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  Speaker 1: Like I say, oftentimes to tell a lot of people
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  Speaker 1: who can explain this thing a lot better than I
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  Speaker 1: can to you, hope. It's just kind of I don't
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  Speaker 1: know how to I don't know how to say it.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm just telling you hope. You're just hoping it
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  Speaker 1: work out right. You just have a thought in your
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  Speaker 1: mind that you know, man, whoever you are, or whoever
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  Speaker 1: you are, whatever you are, to me, God, I show
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  Speaker 1: hope something change. Hope helps. Man. If you ain't strong
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  Speaker 1: enough to have faith, have hope, hope, and then if
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  Speaker 1: you pray with some hope and God answers your prayer,
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  Speaker 1: then that hope gains a little confidence, and after a
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  Speaker 1: while that confidence becomes faith. Now they're just hoping, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm believing. I'm believing in something that I cannot see.
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  Speaker 1: Faith has been the key to my entire existence, even
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  Speaker 1: when I didn't have any It was faith, as I
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  Speaker 1: look back on it, that has gotten me here, and
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  Speaker 1: not just faith, but my faith. See, you will only
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  Speaker 1: get to where you're going in your life based on
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  Speaker 1: your faith. See. A lot of people get the word
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  Speaker 1: faith confused, like what's your faith? And then they started
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  Speaker 1: going down this whole list of all these different religions
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  Speaker 1: out here. But really an essence, man, when I talk
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  Speaker 1: to people about faith, I'm talking to you about your
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  Speaker 1: your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen? See?
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  Speaker 1: Faith is the core of all that is happening to
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  Speaker 1: me today. It is the faith that I have in
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  Speaker 1: my relationship with God that enables me to just oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: if I stay on the right course and believe a
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  Speaker 1: certain way and act a certain way, his blessings just poor.
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  Speaker 1: They just come. And it comes in a lot of
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  Speaker 1: little ways too. I've started to notice, See it ain't
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  Speaker 1: just a lot of people think blessings is money. And now, man,
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  Speaker 1: that ain't it, it's coverage. It's every time my plane
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  Speaker 1: lands safe. It's every time they predict bad weather and
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  Speaker 1: I get up in the sky and it don't be
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  Speaker 1: no bad weather. You know this, This is favor. These
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  Speaker 1: are blessings that get poured out to me. Somebody call
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  Speaker 1: me and offer me something, not money, but an opportunity. See,
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  Speaker 1: blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
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  Speaker 1: into God, once you tie in and you start doing
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  Speaker 1: the best you can do, and you start asking for
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  Speaker 1: him to make you a better person, to help shape
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  Speaker 1: and mold you into the kind of man or person
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  Speaker 1: that he wants you to be. You be amazed what
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  Speaker 1: God can do with you. Man, if you just invite
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  Speaker 1: me in and allow him to be a part of
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  Speaker 1: your life. I mean, what you got to lose out there?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Why why would you not change? Why would
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  Speaker 1: you not allow God to be a part of your life?
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  Speaker 1: God got some big plans for you. If he didn't,
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  Speaker 1: you wouldn't keep waking up. You're listening to let me
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  Speaker 1: clear my throat. Hey, Hey, I ain't never done that
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  Speaker 1: in my life. I don't even know where that came
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  Speaker 1: from first time, but I love that note. When that
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  Speaker 1: dude do that. I be going, my man, let me
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  Speaker 1: clear my throat. Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, this is the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Marty Show. The reason we don't start it
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  Speaker 1: the same way every day, it's because it's a new day.
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  Speaker 1: What you're doing old fault, and you got a shot
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  Speaker 1: at new forget about the things of the past. God
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  Speaker 1: is doing a new thing. Don't you see it. It's
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  Speaker 1: happening even right now. Man, if you just open up
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  Speaker 1: your eyes and be observed. This morning, I woke up
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  Speaker 1: and I tell you right now, in total gratitude. When
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  Speaker 1: I got home last night, I came up that driveway,
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  Speaker 1: walked up my step in total gratitude. My dog opened
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  Speaker 1: in gratitude. I was so full thanking God yesterday and
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  Speaker 1: just for all He's done for me, my health, my strength,
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  Speaker 1: my family, my wife, my kids. Thank I'm too hard
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  Speaker 1: for the kids because a lot of trouble. But I
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  Speaker 1: thank you for everything. Man. Yeah, just being honest. You
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  Speaker 1: know I'm still a human being and a grown man
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  Speaker 1: can't stand Yeah that's true. Though. You know you ever
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  Speaker 1: looked at your kid it wasn't grateful fall I have. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just asking you know you ever looked at him
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  Speaker 1: and really wasn't grateful fall Yeah, you ever looked at
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  Speaker 1: him and felt like it was some type of punishment
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  Speaker 1: getting back at me for something I had done transgression
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  Speaker 1: in my past life. I am. But in spite of
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  Speaker 1: it all, I love him and I thank God fault
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  Speaker 1: and you should too. And remember whatever's happening in your
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  Speaker 1: life that's uncomfortable, unsettling, unnerving and unbearable. Remember this, this
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  Speaker 1: too shall pass, yad will all of it do? Steve Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: mart The Show, Charlotte Strawberry, Colin Ferre or Moth for
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  Speaker 1: the South, that Damn Junior and the legend that is Nephew,
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  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior. What's on your mind today? Man? I gotta
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  Speaker 1: compliment you. Man. You're sixty five, man, and you still
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  Speaker 1: you still jumping because I see the new product line. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you still jumping out here at sixty five taking chances
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  Speaker 1: and shots? Do you ever stop them? Well? The Bible
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  Speaker 1: says a man without a dream of vision shell Paris.
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely not gonna perish for lack of dreams and vision. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave him, But it won't be from lack
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  Speaker 1: of dreams or vision. If you don't have something to
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  Speaker 1: shoot for, you lose, You lose the joy of what
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  Speaker 1: you're waking up for. So you got to have something
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  Speaker 1: you're gunning for and quit tripping because everything you're gunning
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  Speaker 1: for don't happen right away. It's a process. The devil's
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  Speaker 1: biggest trick is to make you so focused on what
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  Speaker 1: you want and don't have. He causes you to lose
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  Speaker 1: sight of the things that you do have. And man,
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  Speaker 1: if you would just focus on what you've got, God
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  Speaker 1: is good. Welcome to all right, thank you for that steam.
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  Speaker 1: Coming up. At thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: hear from the nephew and run that brank back right
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  Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show it is time now
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  Speaker 1: to start your morning off with the nephew and run
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  Speaker 1: that brank back. What you got for us today. Now
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  Speaker 1: we about to get some cookies, chirlett. Some cookies as
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  Speaker 1: the deal right now. And I know everybody got their
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  Speaker 1: first favorite flavor when it comes to Girl Scout cookies.
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  Speaker 1: Girls Scout cookies, I don't know your flavor, but everybody
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  Speaker 1: got one. It is. Let's go cat Girl Scout cookies. Hello, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: who is this? Hey? Um? How are you doing? Man,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Glenn Man, I'm working. I work in
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  Speaker 1: building too. You work for Nudia? Right? Yeah? What what's
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  Speaker 1: what's fun? So we probably met a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: Uh do you have a girl? You have a girlfriend? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Why what's up? Do you guys? You guys live together?
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  Speaker 1: Or or what? What is this your business? Like? What what?
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  Speaker 1: What's what's what's the deal? What's what's what are you
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  Speaker 1: asking about? My girl? Well, let me ask you this here.
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  Speaker 1: What's what's what's going on with you and at the job? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: What what do you what do you mean? What's going on? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Like I mean you you know you know, right, I
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  Speaker 1: mean so what like what what's what's the deal? What? What?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Like? Who the who? The are you? Like?
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  Speaker 1: What's what's what's the what is this? Poor? Like why
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  Speaker 1: you like? I don't even know you? Right? I just
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  Speaker 1: calmed down, bro, just calmed down. Like I say, my
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  Speaker 1: name is saying. I work at Guilda too, you know,
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  Speaker 1: And I know I'm just telling you now, I know you.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you're doing, Okay. I know what y'are
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  Speaker 1: doing at the job. I already know and a couple
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  Speaker 1: other people know what's going on? And I know you
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  Speaker 1: got a girl. I know you got a girl at home.
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  Speaker 1: I know that. What so so what what? What? What
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  Speaker 1: the what? What is this about? Like? Why why do
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  Speaker 1: you call my phoe trying to harass me about the book? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Who are you? Like? What? What? What is your problem? Like? Hey, man, hey, hey,
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  Speaker 1: calm down, I man, I finished. I ain't trying to
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  Speaker 1: tell you a little secret or nothing like that. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't trying to do that, all right, but but but
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be real with you, okay, all right, Like
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  Speaker 1: I said, you know, I got one of your names.
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  Speaker 1: I got your number from one of the co workers. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I got your number. I said, I want to I
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  Speaker 1: want to give the call and you talk to him
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  Speaker 1: about something. That's how I got your number. So yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who gave you ten? We'll get to that lady. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: we'll get to that lady. But let me but let
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  Speaker 1: me say this though. I know what's going on with
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  Speaker 1: you and the job, all right, and I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: say nothing about it. You know, that's just our little
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  Speaker 1: secret or whatever. But I do have something that I
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  Speaker 1: want you to do. Though. What do you want there?
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  Speaker 1: But what do you want you call me, bugging me
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  Speaker 1: about and all this book, like what do you want?
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  Speaker 1: What do you want? Well? Here it is man, Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna say nothing about what you got going on,
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  Speaker 1: all right, that ain't that ain't even I don't even
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  Speaker 1: care about that. But here here's what I do want
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  Speaker 1: you to do. I do need some help from you.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Listen, My little girl is selling Girl Scout
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  Speaker 1: cookies and I want you to buy fifty boxes of them,
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  Speaker 1: all right with be a cash out because she got
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  Speaker 1: to have them soul by tomorrow morning. Are you kidding me? Bro?
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  Speaker 1: You okay, so you're un some black mail's books and
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  Speaker 1: listen to who the gave you my number because you
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  Speaker 1: want to call me asked me to box them cookies
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  Speaker 1: and you should just be out man and ask me
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  Speaker 1: about it. Like, don't be calling my phone trying to
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  Speaker 1: get me that book, Like come on, man, like I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got no time for this. Like all I'm asking
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  Speaker 1: you to do is buy todaymn cookies. Man, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm just saying I do
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  Speaker 1: want you to buy cookie. I need you to buy
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  Speaker 1: fifty box little Girl Scout cookies. Can you do that.
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  Speaker 1: No no, no no no no no no no no
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  Speaker 1: no no no no. You ain't gonna call and try
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  Speaker 1: to manipulate me and defying like you're you're talking? Are
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  Speaker 1: you trying to make me fice? So I ain't you
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  Speaker 1: nothing for you disrespecting me, calling my phone, trying to
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  Speaker 1: act like you like, just trying to manipulate. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: down with that, bro, I ain't done. You don't want
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  Speaker 1: to buy my cookies though, so do you want me
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  Speaker 1: to call you your girl and see it ship on
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  Speaker 1: my cookies? So you gotta say the away from my throne,
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  Speaker 1: man like, don't don't come near her. Okay, you don't
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  Speaker 1: call her, you don't come near her. Sho't come near me?
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  Speaker 1: You just get get them out of here. I'm about
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  Speaker 1: to start this ninety figure out who who you are,
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  Speaker 1: and come right after you, man like, because I ain't playing, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't all right. So I'm gonna tell you what, man,
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  Speaker 1: i'na argue with you. I an't argue with you, but
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  Speaker 1: I'll get off the phone right now. I'll get off
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  Speaker 1: right now, and I'm gonna your girl. I'm gonna call
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  Speaker 1: your girl and see if you do want to buy
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  Speaker 1: some cookies. No no, no, no, no, you didn't call nobody.
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  Speaker 1: You just get you get I try to God, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna find out who you are. I'm gonna find out
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  Speaker 1: who gave you that number. I'm gonna call you up
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  Speaker 1: like you know, you donna call me trying to right me? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: hey man, hey, hey, you know what? Angrian, cool, we're
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  Speaker 1: still talking about it. All right, I'm gonna get the right.
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  Speaker 1: Don't like you so so so I'll get off the
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  Speaker 1: phone like you want me to ag I'll do that,
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  Speaker 1: but let me let me ask you this though. Let
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  Speaker 1: me ask you this though you soon you want me
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  Speaker 1: to call you? Sure? You want me to do that?
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  Speaker 1: And right, ain't nothin't that her name? Man? You something?
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  Speaker 1: Individuals all ain't? Look how much of these cookies? How
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  Speaker 1: much you want a man? Tommy told me you would
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  Speaker 1: buy the cookies. Tommy. Yeah, Tommy told me you would
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  Speaker 1: buy the cookies. Tommy, Tommy, Hey, man, check it out. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: nephew tom me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your
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  Speaker 1: co workers got me to pray phone call. Yah my, God,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kill him so so oh God, listen, so listen, Adrian,
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  Speaker 1: we have beat. We have beat all the names, so
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  Speaker 1: nobody knows the things at all. Okay, you're good, bro,
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  Speaker 1: You're good a man, and I you got me. Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take a nap man.
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  Speaker 1: I just used up all my Yeah, I'm done. Oh God, Like, hey,
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  Speaker 1: where you go this? I am going off? You up? Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe you got me on this little tell
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  Speaker 1: me this man. One more thing. What's the badest, and
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  Speaker 1: I mean the baddest radio show in the land, the
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvard mortinshow Man, which is what he's got played
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  Speaker 1: every morning? Kill me, bro, there you have it. That's
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  Speaker 1: running that prank back. I'll be a little bit more
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  Speaker 1: stupid about an hour from now, so stay tuned and
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you another one. Okay, because I'm a stupid
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  Speaker 1: like that. That's what the neph you do. Gonna be stupid.
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  Speaker 1: Sunday night in street Port, Louisiana too, at the Municipal Auditorium,
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  Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy and friends take us on seale at all,
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  Speaker 1: taking master outlets the food. Come to time, come see me,
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  Speaker 1: come see the blessing, and then come see the ignorant
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  Speaker 1: side too. Because it's gonna be more ignorant than anything.
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  Speaker 1: So come check your boy. Thinking of you coming up next,
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  Speaker 1: asked the CELLO Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: Right after this, You're show coming up at the top
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: of the hour and entertain the news. Celebrity Baby News
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: actor Shamar Moore is going to be a dad for
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: the very first time at the age of fifty two. Yeah, congratulations,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: going out to him and the girl. The Golden Globes
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: are still trending. People are still buzzing about host Gerard
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: Carmichael and Annie Murphy's funny acceptance speech. We'll talk about
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: all of these stories. Yeah, all of these stories we'll
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: talk about at the top of the hour, But right
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: now it is time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer,
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey. U Takashi and Salisbury writes, my sister and
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: I slept with the same guy in high school and
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: she had a son by the guy. Years later. The
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: guy is trying to talk to me again, saying I'm
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: the one that got away. Would I'd be wrong for
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: dating my nephew's daddy. I had him first anyway, Yeah, yeah, Wow,
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: You're not only gonna be wrong You're gonna go straight
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: to hell for that one. Yeah, you had him first. Anyway, girl,
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: fine pains you've done in your life for the first
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: time that you should regret. Lady, put that into regret
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: column and gone with your life. You the one I
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: wantant got away. You're gonna believe you that, You're gonna
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: want to believe that he just want to sleep with
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the two sisters again, You stupid. Next question moving on
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: to Fatima in PG County, Maryland, because there's no guarantee heque,
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I hope, so for the baby's sex. Ugly people have
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: situations too. The team of in PG County, Maryland says,
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: my boss and I got very drunk recently on a
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: work trip and he urinated on himself in public. I
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: have tried to gloss so for inn let him know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: I don't hold it against him, but he's making it weird.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: How do I get him to be comfortable around me? No? No, no, no, no,
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: what are you talking about? Let him be comfortable? Girl,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: This is your shot, this is your ticket, this is
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: promotions raises. You know all this here, You got some
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: valuable information. Keep his ass uncomfortable right down, walk your
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: ass in now. I think I'm gonna need a raise.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I take this man, Ain't no way in hell is
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: this your us? Man him? I see you, you need
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom in every meeting. I gotta
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: go while you're sitting over the squirming chick o. So
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: use it to your advantage, is what you're saying, feeling.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I send him just to make sure he I'm staying
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: right here with I send him a coupon for some
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Japians just in case. All right, Moving on to Shay
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and Grand Prairie. Shay says, I'm thirty years old and
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: I married an older man that had a lot of
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: money and a lot of rules. I do love him,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: and I thought I've proven that I'm not a gold digger.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: But he wants us to split household expensive I work
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: full time, but I feel like he should pay the bills,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: as the husband shouldn't need be the sole provider. All right, Hey, wait, lady, lada, lady,
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: what's your trip? Don't pay them? What? Oh, don't pay
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: the bill? Just don't pay the bills. He's gonna pay them.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: Anybody's gonna be sitting up in the end. The dog
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: it's winter. Yeah, and the cod had his electrics. Girls,
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Why you trip it split all the bills. No, I'm
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: not paying a shot like you post too, she said, shop, Oh,
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: go to the Mash've been there tripping with him. He
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: got a lot of money. He old you know what
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: the deal is. Yeah, you can't go shopping. He got rules.
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: She can't be doing all that. Okay, but a lot
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: of rules. I know you ain't coming up in here
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: at the ten thirty. I know you ain't scrolling up
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: in here at ten thirty. Well, let me tell you
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: how divorce go though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, you know
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Grand Prairie to that third. Let me tell you something.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: This is the me too movement. This is the I
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: was as soon as I got in New York the
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: other day, I'm pulled up at over bus stop. They
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: got a huge I mean not a bus stop. I
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: was in a car. I pulled up and they had
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: a big all over New York. They got these huge
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: bill boards and they got these three lawyers on it.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: If you experience any form of harassment on your job,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: called us so we can help you get the fact
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: and the money WoT And then it got a list
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: of everything that's in there. Man, listen, listen, this is
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: just some hard times. This is wrong. Well be just yeah,
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: pet yeah, don't don't be doing nothing crazy. All right,
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: here we go. Last one Steve, last one Joyce in
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: Kansas City says, I'm dating a new guy and my
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: four year old son hates him. My son was having
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: a tantrum and hauled off and hits this man in
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: the eye really hard. Damn fold. The guy said he
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: cannot tolerate bad kids. Well, my son is only four,
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: so is he being bad or is he just being
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: a toddler? He fought m hmmah, he fought. Why y'all
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: keep making excuse but he feel ignorant ass kids of yours.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: He that bigger damn baby. He know he know the
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: bust this man in the eye. You ain't taught him
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: not to hit people. Now he didn't hit your man,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: and your man say he can't do it now see
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: now and letting now your man and gave your wanted
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: I can't do this the key because he didn't just
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: go to hitting him in the eye, your man that
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: you said your four year old don't like, so now
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: when you're four year old, don't like situations, this is
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: what you get. And you have to teach your children
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: at an early age that you can't get everything you want,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: that you're going to be disappointed at time, that things
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: are not fair, that you're gonna be subject to some
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: things that you don't like or agree with. And you
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: got to introduce that to him at the home, how early,
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: at an early age, like as soon as his ass
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: started doing stupid man? Okay, hold on, I mean, I mean,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: let me give you an example. If you don't ever
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: potty train your child, what you're fitting to deal with?
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Diapers and pull up forever? A lot of hockey, A
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: lot of hockey. Now your boy down at a mentor
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: in camp. I can't let me ask us what happens
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: next time the boy hits the man? He even took
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: one part? What's that? What happen the next time? Your
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: man is not gonna hit him? He didn't give you one.
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: I'm out. I can't do this no more. Yeah, he'll
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: just leave. You're right, But what's the matter? What discipline
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: in the boy? He don't have to, but she does. Yes, Yes, Now,
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: if I marry you, and we in this house and
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: the people in this house, last name Harvey, I have
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: a set of Harvey rule. This is the rule I had.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I said, listen to me, son, I'm the heavyweight camp
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: at this house. Like title shots are available twenty four seven.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Anytime you want to shot at the title, you could
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: come try. You can wake me up at two o'clock
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: in the morning and you can take a shot at
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: the title. That was the rule at my house. All right, Okay,
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: ain't being no title shot, Thank you, fellow. The champions here, baby,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: the champions here is here coming up at the top
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: of the hour. Even entertainment news for you right after
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: this champus here you're listening to, say morning show, well,
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: still trending and entertainment news. Golden Globe Awards were Tuesday night.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: It was hosted by comedian Gerard Carmichael, and his opening monologue,
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Carmichael said, the only reason the Hollywood Foreign Press Association
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: asked him to be the host is because he's black.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Last year, if you recall, NBC canceled the twenty twenty
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: two Golden Globes telecasts due to lack of racial diversity.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Carmichael was torn about taking the gig and phoned a
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: friend for advice. Take a listen, and I said, well, Avery,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: it's not about the money, honestly, it's about the moral
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: question of rather I should allow And she said, dry,
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: do you enough? How much are they paying you? And
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I said five hundred thousand dollars And she said, boy,
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: if you don't put on a good suit and take
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: some white people money, get that check. Boy, don't worry
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: about it. Also, did you guys see Eddie Murphy's acceptance
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: speech He got the Cecil b de mill aboard at
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: the Golden Gloves. Golden Gloves, Eddie gave some advice for
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: upcoming entertainers in the industry. Here, take a listen. I
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: want to let you know that there is a definitive
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: blueprint that you can follow to achieve success, prosperity, longevity
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: and peace of mind. Just a blueprint and I followed
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: it my whole career. It's very simple. There's three things.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: You just do. These three things pay taxes, money, business
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: and keep will Smith's wife's name. Classic Eddie, you saw it,
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: see I I texted, you texted, would you say? I
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: can't tell you what I see it? But you were
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: proud of him? Yeah, it was a moment. It was
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: other winners, uh for the Golden Globe awards included Angela
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Bassett for Best Supporting Actress in Wakanda Forever, h Quinta
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: Brunson for Abbott Elementary Tyler, James Williams for Supporting Role
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: in Abbott Elementary Sindia one for Best Actress in a
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: Television Series for Euphoria, and gotta say congratulations to all
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: of them. Um, yes, you know, it's a fun show.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: It's a fun show. I saw it. Yeah. And finally
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: in Celebrity Baby News, and for once, we're not talking
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: about Nick Cannon's babies. Huh wow. Hey, can't nobody else
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: even have no baby because he just rolling them out
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: so hard? We can't even go ahead one and make
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: an announcement right this month, this week, yesterday, yes, now
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, Nick, wait, hold time. Yeah, we gotta
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: say congratulations to fifty two year old actor Schamar Moore Schmar. Congratulations.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: Schmar is expecting his first child with his girlfriend. This
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: is his first and this is her third role. Has
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: it that it is a baby girl. It's due next
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: month and the couple plans to name the baby Frankie.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: So here's a question, Steve, do you have any advice
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: for a first time dad at fifty two years like
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: hang on homing, that's yeah, it's a little girl too.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Uh huh. The only thing is you had had an
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: earliest But you know Shaman in great shape, so you
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: know he gonna still be a force at the door.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: But fifteen years from now, sixteen years from now, when
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: that first one come rang that Dobell, do your duty.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna be sixty eight, sixty eight, you're gonna
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: be older than me. But you in way better shape
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: than I wore when I was in fifty two, so
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: you ought to still be looking strong. But you know
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: you ain't. You ain't had no practice at this, but
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to do your duty. When that Dobell rang,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: let his ass, No baby had him the correct way.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: So when he go back to school, he spreads the news,
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: and the news said, you ain't man, probably don't need
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: to go date Huck crazy. You gotta get he crazy
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: going around the school soon as you can. I'm just
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: pretty old man, whooping my ass. I'm telling you right now, man,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: all all of the schools new man. It's dude, man,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: So I had I had to do one time. Man
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: so wrong with him? Yeah, talking about you, Yeah, come
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: on over here. I got something for you, Steve. You
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: can't be that way. You're gonna run these boys off.
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Exactly ask what I'm trying to do, because I know
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: what you want. I know exactly what you know, and
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: I know, yeah, man, because you gotta somebody got to
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: be your first. It ain't gonna be this right here, though,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: but I don't. Hey man, you get the first one.
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: You you put the first notch in your belt. But
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: I promise you, it ain't gonna be just the right here,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: not in this house right here. I monitored everything and
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: then you know, when my daughters was age, I was famous.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: So you know they ain't gonna nowhere by they sell. Yeah,
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: I had drive of security. Yeah, ain't no problem. I
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: was talking to Obama or President Obama when I interviewed
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: him one day and we just talking about Sasha and
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Malia and I did the interview. I saw a clip
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: of it the other day and I asked him. I say, hey, man,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: you have any concerns and we talked about it. I said, yeah,
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: it's tough, man, because at that age, he said, well,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: you know we've raised them right, and you treated them right.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: We've taught him the right thing, and so I expect
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: him to do the right thing. And you know, I
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: have men are traveling with them with guns. So I said, mom, Man,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, can I ask you something? President?
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Can I use them sometime? Duds with the guns? All right?
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, what would
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: your sibling or family loved one put into your tell
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: all biography? All right, that is the question. We'll talk
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: about it right after this. You're listening to show, all right,
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: So this week Prince Harry is promoting his tell all biography,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: which is called spare Um. It spills all the tea
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: on the royal family. I mean stuff that we didn't
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: know about he and his brother William getting into a
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: fight when you know he was talking about marrying Megan Markle.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: I mean just everything about the royal family that you
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: didn't know that maybe you wanted to know. So here's
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: a question for you, Steve and Tommy, Tommy and Junior.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: If one of your relatives were going to write just
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: like a trashy tell all novel about you about your family,
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: what would they write about you? What would they say
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: you're from? Yeah, come on, I know your family, Tommy,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: what you got, you got. That's that's telling them myself.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: That's that bad. Right. We gotta read these books. See
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: I just I see I could do it with my
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: activities because you gotta remember, my youngest brother is eleven
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: years older than me, all right, and when we was
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: growing up close, we ain't had no They ain't gonna
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: tell a damn thing now, why not now because I'm
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: paying them? Yes, so my book would be all about
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: my path. He didn't have nothing. Okay, he stole did
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you stopped saying that. He spoke missus Pain's house, crossed
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: the street. He wrote the Jackson's window and said he
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: didn't do it. Get all that, okay. Came home every
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: day with a bag of potato chips in the pop
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: and he ain't where he gets this money from. He
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: stole it for chips. All right, junior, we love your family. Now, Now,
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: what would your family say about you in this book? Oh,
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I'll sting you. They're gonna say, I stand I know,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know. They're gonna say I'm stinging definitely. All
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: they're gonna say, he ain't sharing nothing. I ain't sharing nothing, No,
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: ain't sha nah, my life got messed up. Four years
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: after I was born. When she got here, it changed.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: I became standing in because she got everything. You're jealous
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: all the way, all of a sudden, all my yeah,
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I couldn't stand as fall all my toy used to
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: be able with my fifth Christmas change, just your stuff
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: in the corner. I couldn't stand the ass. Since then,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I'm over behind the tree opening against didn't nobody see me?
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: I did nobody know what I got? Love it. I
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: gotta remote control call you gotta what behind the train
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: about seeing me husted up everywhere? Hey, we ain't been
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: free since your sister. Yeah, still holding a grudge. J Yeah,
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: all right, guys, coming up, thank you, Coming up in
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: thirty four minutes after the hour, We're gonna check out
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: Steve's voicemail eight seven seven twenty nine Steve. Right after this,
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steven Show. All right, Just a
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: friendly reminder, we're counting down to Steve's birthday. Steve's birthday
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: is next Tuesday, January seventeenth. Please call and leave Steve
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: your birthday shout out. Eight seven seven twenty nine. Steve
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: is the number for the birthday, boy man, want to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: you want to see it? Red around the corner thirty
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: nine more. We ought to go to We ought to
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: go to Vegas and just gonna put it on seventeen black,
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: just to have some fun boy all you gotta do
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: with some man, you know what. That's what I ought
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: to do for my birthday. I ought to go to Vegas. Manna. No,
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: whynd No, because Marge, you're gonna want to go because
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: in my birthday. Yeah, she's gonna mess it up. You
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: steal gamblet. Yeah, the sun is up. Yes, you're gonna
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: put all that on that number. Yes, yes, it's my birthday.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Why don't you cash that in? That's a no, don't
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: worry about baby. All right, let's get can we gonna
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: eating out? No, let's go to missus. J D from
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: South Carolina. She has a question, Steve about second marriages.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I'm calling from South Carolina. JB. I just wanted to know.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: Couldn't you ask your listener? Uh? Do they believe in
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: second marriage by being married more than one time? When
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you go to hell for it? Because obviously my daughter
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: don't think that by me being married that I'm going
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: to hell. So I'm trying to find out a question.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: Could you please ask the listener. Will that is that possible?
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Is that true? I want to hear what people have
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: to say. JB. From South Carolina? Thank you? You are
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: you asking me to listen? Yeah? Are you going to
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: hell because you've been married more than one time? What
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: do you have to say? I mean the rule. If
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: that's the rule, I can stop all this kindness and
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: philanthropic work. I'm doing it all this right now. I
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: can stop all this. You know my double well, stop
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: Dan false witness. Just you can just give me that
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: tablet with them ten things on it and watch this
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: if if I'm a man, please, man what you're talking about? No,
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: God is a forgiving god. Yes, it's called Grayson Mercy.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: He's extending it to all of us for all the
• 42:21
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• 44:33
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show. Coming up at the top
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, and the subject is this is
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: not what I signed up for. This is not what
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: I signed up for. Okay, we'll get into that in
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: just a few but right now it is time for
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank phone call. What you got
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: for us? Next? I have a question for you, sir,
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: your sup When people come see you in the concert
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: and you said Tommy and friends, what can people expect
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: from your friends? Now, my friends are straight ignorant. They
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: know they're not as ignorant as Tommy I am. Yeah,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: but I got some great ignorant friends. Uncle Steve, I
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: got a little darrel. That boy is a beast. I
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: gotta get a man, that young man named Celebrity. The
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: boy is a beast, and Junior know my boys do
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: some rider down boys out of Texas, man, so they
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: when you come see me, I got a full flash
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  Speaker 1: show for you, and it is extremely, extremely funny. Anybody
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: across the country that has seen a few time and
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: friends would tell you that dumb boys got a hell
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: of a show. Go see Tommy and his boys, because
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: they're the truth. I promise you. I'm out there putting
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: it down for real, but real now, if you want
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: to open up, if you want to open I mean
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: he could me and you've been We've been friends all
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: my life anyway, so well, I mean I can see.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you, you know we're gonna be up
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Noah over, I'm gonna tell you right now if I
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: know I'm coming, put about four inches of tall on
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: that stage for your little friends. Get out there, little
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: friends gonna be walking high knee, you know, step through
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: all that tall. So I'm gonna put it down. Maybe
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: maybe maybe time me what you want to do when
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I show up, your little friends, go out there, and cooling.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Then you come out. Don't go run right out there.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: So if I know I'm coming, I ain't gonna do
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: about about five minutes. But whoa that five I'm gonna do.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: I don't need no practice, li girl, girl, I'm just
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: gonna throw ricks. They palm, all right, nephew. Yeah, I'm
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: just what you comes report Tonday night. Uncause you feel like,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Oh Memphis is laying in the cut. That's where ain't
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: Marge from? You come on through the chuckles? Yeah, Tommy,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: I ain't come to chuckle. I needn't come one of
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: the marinas you're doing. I'm too much. The usher lady.
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: Here we go, the usher lady. Come on, kay, Hello, Hello,
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your sister. This is how you doing. Good.
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: Good evening to you, ma'am. I don't mean to be
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: giving you a call this late in the evening, but
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: I am the new youth minister. I haven't. My name
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: is Sean Williams over at Missionary Baptist Church, which mine
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: is new youth minutes ago? What happened to um? He's
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: no longer with the church anymore. Man. No, Well, I'm
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: not at liberty to speak up on that. But but
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: what I was doing is getting around and making sure
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: I met everyone because I haven't met everyone yet and
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I wanted to reach out to um everyone at the church.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: But listen, let me let me get down to some
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: more business, because obviously I've spoken with the pasta. Uh.
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: We spoke yes, Bishop, yes, man, I know you knew,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: but it's bishop Okay. I spoke with him on yesterday,
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: and we have narrowed some things down over a few
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: changes we're going to be making at the church. And
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: what we want to do is UM. One of the
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: major subjects that have come up sus toles that we're
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: wanting you if at all possible, and the deacons we're
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: in on this meeting as well, but wanting you to
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: change your attitude when people are coming in and you're
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: seating them. From my understanding, it's gotten to the point
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: where they think you're wait wait wait, wait wait, wait
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait, thank you, I had a meeting
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: on meeting. Well, it wasn't a meeting. I don't want
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: to listen here. I've been ushering on that on a
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: usher board for forty seven years. I am the senor
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: us on that usher board, and I don't. I've been
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: trying to be nax about it, but I don't understand
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: how y'all gonna have a meeting without me. That's file
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: first of all. But now you're gonna call him and
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: tell me that you're going you having a meeting on me?
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: Arob'mly being nice, always nice? Well, man, that doesn't seem
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: to be a problem with that, sound as you twenty
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: seven man? Some bar to call me? You know, don't
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: make no te what is it? Well? What that's actually
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: my call, man, is that maybe we figured if I
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: would call and speak with you about the matter, that
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: maybe we can get to some type of rectifying this
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: situation to where we can we gonna rectify here. I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: gonna recotified. You calling me this time of night taught
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: my some meeting. Just don't make no time. I don't
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: appassionate you calling me any time of night? What way
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: is bishop? I need to speaks the one that actually
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: I've been at this church a part of seven years.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: I would say, oh my life, this don't make no
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: type of sense. You're calling me here was this meth
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: and y'all going to make me cause I'm trying to
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: be a question but y'all not gonna ask me to
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: be a Christian. It's you just gonna just gonna agitate
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: me with this meth for telling me about something. Be
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: n that's something that they're having problems when you're seating
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: the people, and that's all that we're trying to get rectified.
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: People don't want to sit down. They want to go
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: over here, they want to go up there, they want
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: to have the children Runner two and so it's like
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: a bunch of demons a while he's just bucking around
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: in a church like they ain't got no sense. And
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have it in my section. My section
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: is gonna be strife. And I understand. Let you know what,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: since I think if we did this, if you would
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: do me a favor and hold your phone, and if
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: you would just bow your head right now for me,
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: maybe we can come to get to get the man up.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: What am I bound my head for? I am that'sspital
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: and a clean baby. If we can get your lords
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: as clean as hospital corpe, it don't make no sense
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: about what if I buy my head if you can,
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: maybe if you could close your eyes said you call
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: me and walk up out of my feet with this
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: mass meeting. I am very annoyed at this and I
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: don't appreciate it. I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: gonna speak to you now. Father. We asked that you
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: look down up on Sistick. We asked that you look
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: down upon her right now, right now, asking that you
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: put a smile on her face on Sunday morning, asking
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: that you put some joy in her heart on Sunday morning.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: And can let you draw all the pain that she
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: in the angles that she might be going through, whatever
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: demon there is inside, We asked that you draw that
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: demon out. We asked that you pour that demon went
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: away from Suste right now in your name. We asked
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: all of these blessings to come, because I don't appreciate this. Boy,
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: I don't even know who you is. My number A
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: pastor gave me the number one and asked me to
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: call I am like I said, I'm Sean Williams. We
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: haven't met yet, and I am the news. Listen, he don't,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: he don't, He don't at that way, And it's Bishop
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: for the third time. And I've told you, boyshable, be
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: respectful of the folks. See that's what let me let me.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: Let me say this right here, sister, and maybe this
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: will shed some light on things a little bit clearer.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to listen to you. Boys ahead. This is
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: pranked by sister who is also an usher at the church.
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  Speaker 1: A mission there about this. This is we already, Yes, yes,
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: don't make no sense, Lord him, this is embarrassing. Oh
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: my god, this is imad Steve Harvey Show. Yes, ma'am,
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: that's that's that's my uncle. This is just a joke though, man, yes,
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: oh lord him, how are you doing? Army? How are
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: you doing? Sister? Am? So empis I am in? Bars,
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• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Please forgive me all right, nephew. Thank you. Coming up next,
• 53:58
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• 54:01
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• 54:04
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, nephew. This is not what I signed up for.
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  Speaker 1: This is not what I signed up for. Dear Stephen Shirley.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a healthy, fifty two year old, newly married woman
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: and I waited for mister Wright for many years and
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: when we met, it was an instant attraction. I work
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: as a school administrator and he is a retired principle,
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: so he enjoyed gardening and doing minor upgrades to home
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: to make sure I'm comfortable there. We've been married for
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: almost a year and marriage is not what I expected
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: so far. We used to enjoy a glass of wine
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: in the evening and sit on the sun porch and
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: look at the stars. After the wedding, he told me
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: that he can't drink anymore wine with me. That's fine,
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: but I didn't know why he changed on me when
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: it got colder. He told me that his blood is
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: thin and we can't be sitting on a porch at night.
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: The porch is totally enclosed and the heat was on
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: in there, so I thought he did want to be
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: romantic anymore, and it hurt my feelings. Then there was
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: an issue with sex. I asked if he needs to
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: see his doctor, and he said he already did as
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: his wife. I thought I should have known before he
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: went to the doctor. He said he went a week
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: before our wedding, and it was a lot of stuff
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: that he couldn't share with me until he got his
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: test results. This man unload a list of ailments that
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: require further testing or a minor surgery to fix. He
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: admitted to having kidney stones and said he needs surgery immediately.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: He told me that he is on medication that causes
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: a rectile dysfunction. He said his guy at a nerve
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: acts up when it's cold, and he is an ingrown
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: toe nail that has to be surgically surgically corrected. He
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: is also pre diabetic. I told him that I didn't
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: sign up for this, and he quoted in sickness and
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: in health from our wedding vows. He needs a nurse,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: not a wife. Can I divorce him? Well, I mean,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: of course, you can do whatever you want. You know,
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: this is a lot. This is a lot. It sounds
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: like he held it together just long enough to get
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: the papers on you. But the thing he forgets is
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: that the same thing he did to get you, you know,
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: sitting on the porch, drinking the wine with you, having
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: those you know, nice romantic evenings, that's what he needs
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: to do to keep you. What he's doing now is
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: driving you away, and basically you've got one foot out
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: of the door. This is only after a year of marriage.
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: He was held vital health information from you, and now
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: he wants to throw in the sickness and in health
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: bow to you, which is true of course when you're married.
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: But he knew these things before you know he was sick.
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: But by moving things so fast between the two of
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: you in the beginning, I mean you didn't get a
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: chance to get to know him. Had that happened, you
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: probably would not have married him so quickly. You didn't
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: tell us how fast you guys jumped the room, probably
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: on purpose, but you did leave a little hint like
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: instant attraction. And you waited so long for mister Wright,
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: and when you met him, it was an instant attraction,
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: which leads us to believe that you guys moved fairly soon.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: If you had just waited a little longer, at least
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: some of his ailments would have been revealed before the wedding,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: and you wouldn't be right writing us about you know,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: maybe he needs he needs a nursemaid or something. I
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: just say you got to learn from this experience. You
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: got to learn as much as you can about anyone
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: before you get into a committed relationship with them. Don't
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: be so quick to get married after a certain age.
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: And and you know again you indicate that by saying,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: you're fifty two years old and you waited for mister Wright.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: So you know, it seems like when you met this guy,
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: you wanted to you know, this was it. You thought
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: he was mister Wright. You were a certain age, so
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: you wanted to go ahead and marry him. Slow down,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: get to know your partner. Get to know these people
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: before you jump into a marriage with them. Otherwise you'll
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: end up in this situation that you're in. Steve uh
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: Shelly's version of this letter is spot or you know,
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: if hoever I disagree with Shirley, I will tell y'all
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: disagree with Shirley. But Shelly, in her analysis of the
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: letter that brings us to me, you know I have
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: over here we go, Here we go very oh gift
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: in that I'm able to read between the lines, Yes
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: you are, and at the same time, especially when the
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: letter involves a man, I am able to diagnose it
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: from the expertise of being a man myself. It also
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: aids in that you are talking about somebody that's older
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: than fifty two. Yeah, I go again. So now I'm
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: reading this letter and you're gonna learn a lot, especially
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: on the second half of this letter. This Stephen Sherley,
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: I'm a healthy fifty two year old now right down
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: that peeing my is back. Because when a woman say
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: I'm a healthy fitted to ye old, I immediately go,
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: what does that mean? Does that mean she's healthy as
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: in no medical complimications or that means she healthy in
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: meaning she well faied. See, it could go either way.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: But now as I head the letter, I'm assuming your
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: meaning that you are healthy medically wif congratulations, because if
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: this meant you was well fed, all these excuses he
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: gonna come up, We're gonna have something to do with that.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: But that ain't the case. So when I come back,
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna share with you everything that's wrong with him
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: and how you should have it and look at all right, Steve,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: hang on, we'll have part two of your response coming
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 1: subject this is not what I signed up for. We'll
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: get back into it right after this. You're listening show,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: The subject this is not what I signed up for.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: As I said earlier, Shirley's response to this letter was
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: spot on. One hundred percent agree with everything she said.
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  Speaker 1: I also informed you before the break that I have
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  Speaker 1: a very very unique gift and that I'm able to
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  Speaker 1: look at these things from a different perspective because I'm
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: an expert on man who here we go. You're a
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: healthy fifty two year old, meaning that you're medically healthy.
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  Speaker 1: I took it the wrong way at first, meaning you
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: was real healthy as a well fed which would have
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: explained all these excuses he was coming up with now
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: because obviously you more fed than you was a year repot,
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: and probably that caused a lot of him. Stop holding
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  Speaker 1: hands on all this hell. But let's go. Oh, I
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  Speaker 1: can relate to this letter because I'm over fifty two
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: and I can help you out waiting for mister Wright.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: For many years we met. It's an attraction. I work
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: as a school administrator and he's a retired principal, so
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  Speaker 1: he enjoy gardening and doing minor upgrades to the home.
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  Speaker 1: And this is the only part I can't relate to
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  Speaker 1: because I'm not retired. I don't do no damn gardening
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  Speaker 1: and I don't do no upgrades on my house, so
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: I know. But I always make the letter about me
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  Speaker 1: because it's better answer. It's a better answer. You've been
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: married for almost a year, and you made the house comfortable,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: and you've been married for almost a year in marriage
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  Speaker 1: is not what I expected so far. Well, I know
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: one thing, you can't teach your old dog new trick,
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  Speaker 1: but less See, we used to enjoy glass of wine
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  Speaker 1: and even sitting on the porch. And he looked at
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  Speaker 1: the star after the way and he told me he
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  Speaker 1: can't drink any more wine with me. That's fine, but
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't know why he changed on me. He can't
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  Speaker 1: drink no more wine with you. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: that is. He never explained that when it gets colder.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: When when it's colder, he told me his blood is
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: there and we can't be sitting on the porch. Well,
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: he might be taking some type of blood, then him,
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: I got some partners that's taking that. I've had to
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: take it before, and it do make it get cold
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  Speaker 1: a lot quicker. We can't be sitting on the porch
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: at night. The porch is totally enclosed and the heat
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: was on in there. Well, he's still cold. So I
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: thought he didn't want to be romantic anymore. And it
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: hurt my feelings then that was an issue with sex.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: I asked if he needs to see his doctor. He
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: said he already did as his wife. I thought that
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: I should have known before he went to the doctor.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: He said he went a week before the wedding, and
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: a lot of stuff he couldn't share with me until
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: he got the test result. You probably need to know
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: look into that insurance policy too, because I'm pretty sure
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: it ain't what you think it is. You probably got
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: like a five hundred off thousand dollars insurance policy with
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: all the hell is going on with him, So even
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: if he passed, you ain't finna getting nothing. Just want
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 1: you to look at that. Wow. This man unloaded a
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: list of ailments that required further testing or minor surgeon.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: He admitted to having kidney stone and said he needs
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: surch dream immediately. I have had a kidney stone before.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: Lord have mercy, I'd have been ahead that sercheon. Because
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: you try to pass a kidney stone. Let me tell
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: you something, it's more than a notion. I don't even
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: know why they call him kidney stone. They all call
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: him kidney rocks kidney because and then he told me
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: that he's on the medication that causes erectile dysfunction. I
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: ain't trying to tell him what to do, because he
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: probably do some life saving thing when didn't stop taking
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: that immediately immediately, because now you got erectile dysfunction. Lord
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: have mercy, Father God, why he put that on us.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: I'll never know all the milligrams and everything, just telling
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: you some stuff. His sciatic nerve acts up when it's cold,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and I that siding nerve that's usually in the back
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: run pain down your leg. He got that too. I've
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: had that, you know. I fixed that dog. Yeah, I'm
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: gonna show you how you can fix all this hill.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: And then he said he's pre diabetic. Well, hell you
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: can fix that with some elevate you. You start drinking
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: green jacks and cure yourself on a cellar level, because
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: if you pre diabetic, you can stop that by what
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: you eat. Now here's the big one. He has an
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: ingrown toenail. Now that right now is the worst one
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: of all of them. Fitting the stones and reptile dysfunction,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: thin blood heart found. When you've got a toe that's
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: hurt with all with out of shoe on it, Lord him, mercy,
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: who you gotta get that damn toe fixed. Damn that
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: rectile dysfunction, Damn your heart hitting it, gall bladder. I
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: don't care nothing about your liver. You got to get
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: that damn toe fix ingrown toenail, that's just digging in
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: the meat, and it's probably probably on your big toe too,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: which now makes the toe bigger. You got to get
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: that fixed. I told him I ain't signed up for this,
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: and he quoted in sickness and health for our wedding vowels.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: He needs a nurse. Now the wife cannot divorce. Of
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: course you can divorce the man, but why would you.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: You could help him and nurse him home back to health.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: But right now, I'm just telling you, right now, you
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: got a real problem with you right now because of
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: all the things you listed, is that damn toe. That's
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: the biggest damn problem. You can't wear a shoot you
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: ever slid a sock over ingrown toenail, be sitting that
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: crying like a little baby. I'm just telling you right now,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: you've got to get that damn toe fixed and get
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: yourself from elevate you and and fix your bloodline on
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: the cellar the level. And that's a free commercial for
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: what I'm doing, and then you won't have to be
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: pre diabetic because you can eat your way back health.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: All the rest of that, y'all in trouble post your company?
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: All right? We got that toe is causing you rectid
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• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: Now coming up at forty six minutes after the hour,
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: it is Junior Sports Talk. Right after this, you're listening
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, Junior
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: is here with Sports Talk. What you got Junior? All right,
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: shirtt what once again? I'm gonna say, congratulates to the
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Georgia Bulldogs. I did a little research and if you've TCU,
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: they said he won't their money back. Do you know
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: the tickets to the National College Football Championship costs nine
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars to three thousand dollars. Now, if you TCU,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: you owe us some points or I need my money
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: back sixty five to seven. If you're a fan, I'm
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: down in school. Hey, I need at least half my
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: money back. This game is supposed to be closer than
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: this three thousand dollars. All you gave me was seven points.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: Somebody is getting nothing to paid this. It's not a
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: it's not adding up. Juli, Yeah, junior bulldog, don't get
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: nothing about no damn for all they showed it. But
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: if you paid three dollars for a ticket and you
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: went to TCU, when you want your money back, I
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: ain't get the cheer. I ain't get it. I ain't
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: get the root four quarters. I ain't getna do nothing.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Three thousand dollars. My ass isn't here watching other people
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: cheer or see you. You didn't even hollow. You didn't
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: get the hollow. I had hollar since eleven minutes in
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: the first quarter. I sat here the whole damn game,
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: three thousand dollars. I sit in one player. You said,
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: go go, go go. That was it for the rest
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: of the night. Man, Man, I feel for your teaching
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: you fans. I understand three grand to watch a seven
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: point put up. That's it. That's all they put up with,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: a seven point for the whole game. Godly man. Also
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: man and other dudes. Man, some coaches got fired in
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: the NFL. Man, some openness, and so you know, Lovey
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: got a chance to get some other jobs. Cliff Kingsbury
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: for the Arizona Cardinals. Five let him go, he out
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: of there. Yeah, all that stuff we're talking about. And
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: try to make Kyler Murray's study. Well, you need to
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: study because your adds out of work. Now now you
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: you gonna trying to make him put in the country.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: He mandated to study. When you want the hell of
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: a coach, So now your hands out of a job.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Another person out of a job. Matt Rule Carolina Patricks,
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: He's out, He's gone. Matt Rule's gonna for the Carolina Patricks.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: Any other coach. Frank Wright is out. They five Frank right,
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: God dog Frank I know man, Yeah, yeah, Frank Wright gone.
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: Man ending up his coach, even for the coach, you know,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: but that's you know, hey, I hate that for him.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Also Devi Broncos, Nathaniel Hackett and then Uncle you know
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: of course Houston Texas. Lovey Smith, do you feel love?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: He shouldn't have won the game? Yeah, yeah, he kind
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: of win the game. You can't go. I was listening
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: to Michael Irvin on our first take and he said
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: he ain't ever been in the locker room where he
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: heard no players say let's lose this game in his
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: whole career. You cain't go in there and ask him
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: men to lose a game so y'all can get a
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 1: first pick. Like you said the other day, Junior, they
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: don't give a damn about your first picks. Little rookie
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: ass ain't even hear no way, and you wait to
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: see how they're gonna treat his rookie ass. They don't
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: give a damn about you being the first pick. You
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: ain't snapped it down. We the pros, baby man. All right, Junior,
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: thank you. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: a guy on social media needs some advice, Steve. We'll
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: talk about it right after this. You're listening show to
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: Steve only on Facebook Rights. One of my co workers
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: is getting on my nerves and it feels like it
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: could land me into some serious HR trouble. He and
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: his girlfriend just broke up, and it seems like he's
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: getting into revenge porn mode and she works with us.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: I guess the two of them used to enjoy recording
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: their sexual activities, and now he's trying to corner me
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: at least eight different times, trying to get me to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: watch them while he laughs about it. I've tried walking away,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: telling him I'm not interested, advising him to delete the
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 1: stuff and get therapy, but brother man is not getting it.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: I'm now at the point where I'm afraid this is
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: all going to backfire on me. Do I snitch and
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: say something to my boss? Or do I keep it quiet?
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: You're a little punk for that, Yeah, yeah, he is
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: on every level. The dude that recorded the girl, Yeah
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: that he weak? Man, weak yeah weak? And now, look, man,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: you've told the dude he needs to get some therapy.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: He wants you to watch this. Look, man, I don't
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: want to watch you, dog. I don't want to see
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: you with your girl naked. I know your dog. Hey, man,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: show ass way from me and then just tell him. Look, man, hey, look,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you one more time. Don't come to
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: me with that. I have no interest in that. Now.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: If you keep doing that, man, So obviously the dude
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 1: that writing a letter, he's like tossed up a little bit.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: He don't know what it's right, you know, man, Look,
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 1: just hey man, I'm telling you right now, don't show
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: me nothing. I ain't interested in this. And if you
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: keep doing it, man, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 1: have to report it, right, and just tell him you're
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: gonna report it. But then don't you know, don't man,
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I don't go in there and mess this girl up
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 1: and him up over trying to show you someone you
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 1: can see. You can stop anybody from showing you anything.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to say that he's her own as well. See. Nah, yeah,
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: I understand that if you incorporate a miracle, which I
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: ain't never being sold, but you ain't gonna keep showing
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: me that. I'm told you no, right, we ain't got
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: to go talk to no damn about it about this.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: If I see your assam on this phone, you know
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna blessed. If I see it, I'm gonna punch
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you dead your mouth. You bring another picture your naked
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: ass in here. See what happen? All right? Well? Yeah, huh, yeah,
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: we have another one. This is from Pam on Steve
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM. Pam writes, my boyfriend and I have been
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: together for three years. We currently live in the same
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: town as his parents, and since we moved here about
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: a year ago, we've had dinner with his family once
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: a week. I'm not sure why he wants to continue
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 1: doing this because from what I can see, none of
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: his family seems to like one another. They're all mean
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: to each other, and it brings out a side of
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend that I don't normally see and definitely don't like.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: He's not like that when we're together, and I don't
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: want to have a family with him if that's what
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: our future is going to look like. Should I see
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 1: this as a sign that making a new family with
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend would be a mistake, or should I just
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: try to get him to cut his toxic family out
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: of his life. Why don't you try telling him you're
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: not interested into once a week dinners anymore. Yeah, I
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: think that would be a good way to start, because
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: he's gonna have to say why, and you just say,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: I just don't enjoy sitting there listening to that. It
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: seems very negative, and it's believing a bad taste in
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: my mouth, and it's got me thinking, if we continue
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: at this pace, we're gonna end up just like that,
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: And I don't want to have a family, and I'm
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: not gonna sleep with you if you take me over
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: there anymore. That's a last little jab saying real soft, uh, huh,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: how do how does sh say? It's Steve and you know,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: and all this sudden they're just something. I don't want
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: to stand up like that anymore and I'm not gonna sleep, yeah,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: you know. And then that's when he had to squint.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: What yeah, what did she just? I just I just
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: and then just do that girl that I just I
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: just uh, I can't, I can't and then cry a
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: little all right, and then cry a little Oh he
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: got to do something, all right. Coming up in twenty
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll have more of the Steve
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show right after this you're listening show. All right,
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: it is time now for Carla with music News. What
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you got Carla? Okay, guys, So Doctor Dre is threatening
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: Republican Georgia Representative Marjorie Taylor Green with legal action after
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: she used doctor Dre's music in this social media promo
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: without his permission. So, yeah, Green, she looped clips of
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: Republican Kevin McCarthy finally getting and being voted in as
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: Speaker of the House of Representatives over the beat track
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 1: from Doctor Dre's Still Dre Come. Yeah. Yeah, So she
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: did that, and so Dre's lawyer said, release the statement.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: Doctor Dre has not and will never grant Representative Marjorie
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: Green permission to use any of his music. And I
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: think that Yes, yes, he talked about Jews and I
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: mean just everything. Yeah, yes, yes, yes, Dre need to
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: fall out and he can't work no more. Traumatized, traumatized
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: and and and his to stability has been worked and
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: it's causing him mental instability. Use all this stuff they
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: use it now? Yeah, yeah, so she could stop using
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: How dare you use Doctor Dre's music? Racist behind anyway?
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: So that's it. That's music news. Charlote girl. Y'all all right,
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: thank you, Carlin, Thank you Carlin. Coming up at thirty
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour, We're gonna play a round.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 1: I would you rather right after this you're listening to
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time for a round.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: I would you rather? Would you rather wow out the gate?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex in the car? Or would
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: you rather have sex in the shower? Which one? A
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: and B? We're gonna we're gonna met the eight have
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: to wash up and I'm happy. I'm gonna just go
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: with B. I can't be in here, car no more.
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: It's just too much. That's way too many muscles gonna
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: be pulling on me back seat. I don't won't do
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: that dog because he's got a driver. Tommy. You know, yeah,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: you know I ain't ain't got I ain't got no
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: bitch seats in none of my cars. All my cars
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 1: got them arm comfortably. You know you got to use that.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Don't use that, Yeah, stretch first, put your back on
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: that you Oh no, not my back? Oh no, saw
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: oh no, saw oh no, saw. I just told you
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: in that straw By lot about that sciatic nerve. That
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: ain't what you've been to do with me. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: you can get your foot in that back when if
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  Speaker 1: you can get your foot in that back when you work. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but if you hit that in grown tonail against that
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  Speaker 1: wonder who like in that Strawberry letter, you got shower
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  Speaker 1: shower all right? Right? So two for both and one
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  Speaker 1: steed just for the shower. Okay, uh, Next one? Would
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  Speaker 1: you rather live for a hundred years in poverty or
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  Speaker 1: live for fifty years as a rich person? Now I
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  Speaker 1: get that fifty at home. That's the whole fifty years rich,
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  Speaker 1: fifty years as a rich person. Ye, I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: that fifty my fifty star counting from now not birth?
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  Speaker 1: All right? What you because it? Because if you got
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  Speaker 1: a start over to get the fifty ort to one hundred,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the one hundred. As a pole person,
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  Speaker 1: it's just gonna get back to still it. You got solutions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be here, but I'll tell you what though,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna be all that day pole. All right,
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  Speaker 1: moving on to this one. Would you rather meet your
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  Speaker 1: partner's X or would you rather your partner meet your ex?
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  Speaker 1: What you mean your partner spout? Your wife? Your Yeah? Meet?
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  Speaker 1: Oh I didn't meet mine? Uh? You want to meet
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  Speaker 1: her X? Or do you want her to meet your ex? B? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to see what I've been through that. I
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  Speaker 1: want to see why you need to appreciate me, You
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  Speaker 1: see why you see what I had? Just why I
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  Speaker 1: need to see that. That's h I don't have to
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  Speaker 1: meet that. Yeah, I don't want to be all right, guys, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we have a question about the would you rather segment?
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  Speaker 1: We'll do that coming up at forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 1: the hours. We close out the show right after this.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening, hasty before we get to the closing, or
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  Speaker 1: maybe this will be the closing. We gotta call her
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  Speaker 1: who wanted to know something about our would you rather segment?
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  Speaker 1: She wanted to ask something. She had a comment. Listen,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the car Steed and the crew, and the
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  Speaker 1: question was, would you rather have that for a year
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  Speaker 1: or you have fact to not have an orgasm? How
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  Speaker 1: many women have faked orgasm for so long? But men
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  Speaker 1: don't know how to keep okay? What the what? What?
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  Speaker 1: Somebody called her? You don't need to call in and
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  Speaker 1: ask them people that, Well, lady, I don't know how
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  Speaker 1: many women have faked I've imagine it happened. I've heard
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  Speaker 1: women say they've had to fake it. You know. Now
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  Speaker 1: you know you're asking us, I mean we you know,
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  Speaker 1: Can I tell you something is a fun segment? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is? It's something she going through. That's what, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: says Joe. You know. And if you didn't have to
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  Speaker 1: fake it because you was with somebody didn't know what
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  Speaker 1: they was doing, that's your damn property. You're not gonna
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  Speaker 1: call in here and make that out issue. I don't
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if a woman has faked it with me.
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  Speaker 1: It shoe sounded convincing with it. Huh so you were good?
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  Speaker 1: Huh So. The question is, fellas, have you ever faked? Right? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's harder. It's hard for men to fake it. That's
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  Speaker 1: why I'm surprised to hear guys half it was a circumstance,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Well, the circumstance. I don't want to relive it, y'all. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I don't mind. Okay, I tried fake it at one time,
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  Speaker 1: but once I started holling, it happened. That's it. That's it,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. That say it again. Oh yeah, I tried
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  Speaker 1: to fake itn't it happened? Yeah? So much acting? Enough
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  Speaker 1: show up and the Academy Award goes to and the drama.
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  Speaker 1: But me, I know, I know who. I ain't faking it,
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, Okaja homes he ain't faking every day? Do
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  Speaker 1: we have to talk about him? Every day? We have
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  Speaker 1: mention him everything hanging It ain't that bad with everybody
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  Speaker 1: talking about you. He's hanging in there. He he's oh,
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  Speaker 1: he hanging in there. Oh you can say anything, surely,
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  Speaker 1: uh huh oh, but you best believe it ain't awaken
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  Speaker 1: moment of now. One of these days he ain't rethinking
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  Speaker 1: this his whole thing. You're sitting up there. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: at work right now, you're trying to figure out your
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  Speaker 1: future over and a FAUNI y'all walking through the park again. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they're kicking it to save your money. Dog, Why stop
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  Speaker 1: all those trips now? In all honesty, TJ didn't break
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  Speaker 1: a law. He did something morally that wasn't cool, you know.
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  Speaker 1: But but if we're gonna start losing our job over morality,
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  Speaker 1: ain't nobody gonna be working and she don't either, because
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  Speaker 1: they weren't. He wasn't as a supervisory capacity. He wasn't
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  Speaker 1: in a supervisory capacity. It was consensual. Nobody's filed a
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  Speaker 1: complaint and for ABC to say, we just want to
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  Speaker 1: stop the buzzing in the hallway and the conference and
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: the whispering in the hallway. But the ratings certainly went
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  Speaker 1: up though when they came back. If they come back now,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be tuning in something I ain't gonna I
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna be watching nobody but TJ. Because he's gonna
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: be sweating. We need more power playoff. I'm gonna be
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: looking at t J. What you're gonna do now, Steve
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  Speaker 1: what would happen during a cooking segment. Yeah, so you know,
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  Speaker 1: I know how you like your bacon fry. Girl, you
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  Speaker 1: sho't know how to flip a pancake? O TJ. You
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  Speaker 1: show on how to salt tape. I wonder how have
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  Speaker 1: they gotten any more job offers? I know they like
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  Speaker 1: mine real Yeah, yeah they next cooking segment gonna be nash. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I like mine cooked all the way through. So do
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  Speaker 1: you think they're the only ones or they're the only
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 1: ones that got caught? This is the place exactly somebody
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  Speaker 1: doing it right now in a book room, right, No,
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: many mop calls. It got buckets being knock over right
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  Speaker 1: now this morning. It's early, So you want how your
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 1: jobs are even you can do this. I'm just asking
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  Speaker 1: no power over each other and any other thing. But
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I think you need to be single
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  Speaker 1: if it's consentual. Yeah, okay, I think people should just
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: do what they want to do if it's consensual. You know,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: adults get to make decisions as adults. That should be Yeah,
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: you know, but they would be a good look if
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 1: they were single. Yeah, yeah, because they were both married.
• 1:27:29
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