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Dream Big Y'all - 09.26.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time is, y'all don't know y'all bag
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  Speaker 1: at all. Suit looking back to back down, giving the
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  Speaker 1: mong like theming buck bus things and it's cub y'all
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  Speaker 1: to me true good to Steve Hardy listening to me
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  Speaker 1: together for Stu Barn quick to moy w don't you join? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah by joining me? Honey said you got to turn
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  Speaker 1: ye don't you gotta turns to turn the time? He
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  Speaker 1: got to turn out to turn the water the water. Comey,
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  Speaker 1: come on your back, Uh huh, I sure will come
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  Speaker 1: on and everybody you are listening to the voice, come
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  Speaker 1: on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Do you understand that I'm telling
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  Speaker 1: you God been big in my life. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: kid you. I'm telling you in here do the same
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  Speaker 1: thing for you. God. God is a gentleman. You know.
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  Speaker 1: I wanna I want to point that out to you.
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  Speaker 1: God is an absolute gentleman. He will not come in
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  Speaker 1: unless he's invited. He don't just barge into your life.
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  Speaker 1: He gives us the power of choice. You know, if
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  Speaker 1: you say you got it, I don't need you. He
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  Speaker 1: lets you have it. If you say I need you
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  Speaker 1: come see about me. He right there. It's just a
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  Speaker 1: real simple thing, man. So always say to people this,
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  Speaker 1: if you've gotten yourself into something, and please Eason know
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  Speaker 1: I have. I man, see that. That's why I'm so
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  Speaker 1: adamant about it, because I've gotten myself in some circumstances
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  Speaker 1: and positions in my life. And boy, let me tell
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  Speaker 1: you something. I've had some low moments. Man, I've had
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  Speaker 1: some moments where I did not know what to do.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know what was next, I didn't know how
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  Speaker 1: to go about it. I didn't have no more ideas.
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  Speaker 1: I was stuck. I thought a couple of times, well
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  Speaker 1: might not make it past this one. But then if
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  Speaker 1: I don't make it past it, what's gonna happen? And
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  Speaker 1: then I held on to this little thing that my
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  Speaker 1: mother kept talking to me about. She said, sometimes some
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  Speaker 1: when you ain't got nothing else in you, just hope,
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  Speaker 1: she said, just hope it will be all right, you know.
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  Speaker 1: And what I've learned in my life is that hope.
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  Speaker 1: It's the beginning of faith. Hope is just is there
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  Speaker 1: a possibility out there for me? I sure hope something happened.
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  Speaker 1: See hope hope it's okay, man, Because like I said,
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  Speaker 1: for me, the way I've lived my life, hope was
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of faith. It was just the idea. It's
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  Speaker 1: just the thought that something could change from me, that
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  Speaker 1: something could be a little bit different from me, that maybe, man,
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  Speaker 1: just maybe, for some reason, I could be saved, I
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  Speaker 1: could be rescued. Things could turn around, it could head
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  Speaker 1: in the other direction. Maybe I could quit messing up.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe somebody will forgive me, Maybe somebody will will just
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  Speaker 1: say all right. I don't know, but I can't count
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  Speaker 1: the times I've been in that position. But then once
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  Speaker 1: I hope a little bit, and then I remember also
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  Speaker 1: my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher, she
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  Speaker 1: taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned in
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  Speaker 1: my life. Nothing has been greater in my life than
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  Speaker 1: my faith. She taught me to pray. Mom used to say,
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  Speaker 1: when you get real dog for your son, pray changes things.
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  Speaker 1: She said, when you seem like you lost and you
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  Speaker 1: can't find your way, stop and pray, she said, because
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  Speaker 1: pray changes things. You know, when you get a point
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  Speaker 1: in your life when you've done all you can do
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  Speaker 1: and you can't do no more and you just don't
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  Speaker 1: know what to do next. She said, stop, suh, pray
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  Speaker 1: and combine that prayer with that hope that you got,
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  Speaker 1: she said, because that hope is the beginning of faith.
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  Speaker 1: She said. If you pray just hoping, she's saying that
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  Speaker 1: God come through for you. That will give you confidence
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  Speaker 1: that he can do it again. And then after a
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  Speaker 1: while you quit hoping, she's saying, you start believing. She said,
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  Speaker 1: that's when you're on to something. If you can turn
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  Speaker 1: that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the ability
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  Speaker 1: to believe in something that you can't see. But the
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  Speaker 1: key though the faith is you're believing in something that
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  Speaker 1: you can't see. See hoping a little bit different from me, not,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure. Like I say oftentimes to tell a
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  Speaker 1: lot of people who can explain this thing a lot
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  Speaker 1: better than I can to you. But just from my
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  Speaker 1: side of it being as real as I can be,
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  Speaker 1: rich see, hope helps. Man. If you ain't strong enough
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  Speaker 1: to have faith, have hope, and then if you pray
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  Speaker 1: with some hope and God answers your prayer, then that
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  Speaker 1: hope gains a little confidence, and after a while that
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  Speaker 1: confidence becomes faith. Now ain't just hoping, but I'm believing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm believing in something that I cannot see. Faith has
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  Speaker 1: been the key to my entire existence, even when I
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  Speaker 1: didn't have any It was faith, as I look back
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  Speaker 1: on it, that has gotten me here, and not just faith,
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  Speaker 1: but my faith. See, you will only get to where
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  Speaker 1: you're going in your life based on your faith. See.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
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  Speaker 1: what's your faith? Uh? And then they started going down
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  Speaker 1: this whole list of all these different religions out here.
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  Speaker 1: But really an essence, man, when I talk to people
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  Speaker 1: about faith, I'm talking to you about your your belief.
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  Speaker 1: How much do you believe in the unseen? How much
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  Speaker 1: do you believe in the things you can't see? How
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  Speaker 1: much do you believe in the impossible? How much do
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  Speaker 1: you believe? See? Because faith is the belief in things
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  Speaker 1: that you cannot see. Faith is the core of all
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  Speaker 1: that is happening to me today. It is the faith
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  Speaker 1: that I have in my relationship with God that enables
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  Speaker 1: me to just oftentimes times, if I stay on the
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  Speaker 1: right course and believe a certain way and act a
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  Speaker 1: certain way, his blessings just poor. They just come, and
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  Speaker 1: it comes in a lot of little ways too. I've
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  Speaker 1: started to notice, See it ain't just a lot of
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  Speaker 1: people think blessings is money, and now, man, that ain't it.
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  Speaker 1: It's coverage. It's every time my plane lands safe. It's
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  Speaker 1: every time they predict bad weather and not get up
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  Speaker 1: in the sky and it don't be no bad weather.
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  Speaker 1: You know, this is this is favor. These are blessings
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  Speaker 1: that get poured out to me. Somebody called me and
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  Speaker 1: offer me something, not money, but an opportunity, you know,
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  Speaker 1: something somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but I
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  Speaker 1: sent this to you. I thought you might be interested
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  Speaker 1: in it. Somebody has sent me a scripture, or somebody
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  Speaker 1: send me something that's favor, and it always comes at
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  Speaker 1: a time when I need it the most. That's favor,
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  Speaker 1: that's pouring out blessings. Now I'm also the recipient of
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  Speaker 1: a lot of other blessings too. You know, I've been
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  Speaker 1: blessed with health. That's amazing blessing. Man. I've been blessed
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  Speaker 1: with a spirit of not quitting. I've been blessed with
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  Speaker 1: the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility. See, blessings
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  Speaker 1: come a lot of ways, but once you tie into God,
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  Speaker 1: once you tie in and you start doing the best
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  Speaker 1: you can do, and you start asking for him to
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  Speaker 1: make you a better person, to help shape and mold
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  Speaker 1: you into the kind of man or person that he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to be. You be amazed what God can
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  Speaker 1: do with you. Man, if you just invite me in
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  Speaker 1: and allow him to be a part of your life.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, what you got to lose out there? Come on,
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  Speaker 1: if you're sitting in the cell this morning, why why
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  Speaker 1: would you not change? I watched these shows about me
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  Speaker 1: and locked up all the time. Who waiting? They getting
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  Speaker 1: their farties and they decide, Man, I'm tired of this.
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  Speaker 1: I live most of my life behind these bars. When
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  Speaker 1: I get out this time, man, I'm gonna get it right.
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  Speaker 1: Why you gotta wait till your farty? I mean, when
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  Speaker 1: you're farty, it's cool, get yourself together whenever it happened.
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  Speaker 1: But man, do you know that you are not created
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  Speaker 1: to live behind bars? God didn't make you that way.
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  Speaker 1: But if you've gotten yourself into that position, though, see
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  Speaker 1: now you gotta do the best you can. But they
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  Speaker 1: don't need to look at it God being mad at it,
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  Speaker 1: we'd have made all of our decisions, got us to
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  Speaker 1: where we at today. You have a chance to turn
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  Speaker 1: your life around with a relationship with God. What you're
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  Speaker 1: waiting on? Are you gonna just keep doing it like that? Huh? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Why would you not allow God to be a part
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  Speaker 1: of your life so you can get the way He
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  Speaker 1: wants you to be. God got some big plans for you.
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  Speaker 1: If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: boys and girls, people from all around the world. You
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  Speaker 1: are listening to the baddest morning show in the land,
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Today's show is dedicated to
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  Speaker 1: those of us who are tall. Welcome call, How you
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  Speaker 1: doing this morning? I am doing fantastic. Thank you for
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  Speaker 1: the show dedication. Still, how you feeling? I'm feeling damn good? Come,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dark? Good God, surely you would be considered tall
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  Speaker 1: and the girl family. How you doing? Yes, Steve, good
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  Speaker 1: morning to you. How you put you amongst the tall Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take it in my mind. I'm so very tall, Sully.
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  Speaker 1: Good good to have y'all. Well, yeah, Junior j Well
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  Speaker 1: he's taller than you know. Why are we dedicating this
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  Speaker 1: to day to talk because it's yeah, you know, you
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  Speaker 1: got a full day. Remember, yeah, you had a stupid day.
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  Speaker 1: You had a short day. I got a lot of days,
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  Speaker 1: Donut maker day, everything, cubicle worker day. We've got a
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  Speaker 1: lot of days. And today it's you got another one
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  Speaker 1: coming up to because one day this we're gonna dedicate
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  Speaker 1: to show the people that buy a lot of you
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  Speaker 1: st that's the way you started to show. Steve. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I don't get a good morning. Then, well we was
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  Speaker 1: getting to y'all whatever, I want to kill you morning?
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  Speaker 1: Huht a little bit? I see that's how they speak.
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  Speaker 1: They speak short. Watch this Tommy was up man? What ever?
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  Speaker 1: Very short, very short, very short. You know that's a
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  Speaker 1: debate going. Let's just fine debate. Tommy is junior doing mad?
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  Speaker 1: Oh so he is, Tama. I've been trying to tell
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  Speaker 1: you guys, Wait a minute. Morning, everybody taking up. I'm
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  Speaker 1: over here, very tall people, baby just valivated what I is.
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  Speaker 1: But you made it. It's good to be in the
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  Speaker 1: house of the Lord today. Hate it. I got tall?
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  Speaker 1: What's up? Tommy? Not taller than you? I'll pull something
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  Speaker 1: that off the top of his head. The other day
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  Speaker 1: for your boy. Hey, didn't even know it was you
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  Speaker 1: got something right here, man, don't get that. See, that's
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  Speaker 1: what friends are for. I'm just handing me what little short?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's wrong, nephew. It's always height on
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  Speaker 1: this show. It's always about height. Who talk, who ain't talk?
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  Speaker 1: Who it's Why can't it be by intelligence because you ain't. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's do that one there. Well, damn you out again
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  Speaker 1: by yourself. Okay, then stupid. How can't we can't have
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  Speaker 1: something we already did that. You had a whole We'll
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  Speaker 1: be back. We got think of something. We're thirty something funny.
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  Speaker 1: Truth be told. Oh you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: A right here we are with something funny. Come on,
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  Speaker 1: Junior with truth be told. God, what do I listen? Charley?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so happy right there? I really help tell me,
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  Speaker 1: because to be told I'm tall, I'll need no help
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  Speaker 1: getting necked off the counter. All of us on this
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  Speaker 1: showcase say that some of us have to go get
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  Speaker 1: the step out on the side of refrigerator to get
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  Speaker 1: up there. I don't have to do that. Three people.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in there. The most tall stuff I do stuff
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  Speaker 1: at the top of the closet, like, shoot, I get that,
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  Speaker 1: you get that, I get that, No problem. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no problem getting none of that. Everybody on screwing
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  Speaker 1: in light bulbs, no problem. I'm tall. I can't do that. Now,
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  Speaker 1: everybody on this show can do that. Not a dent,
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  Speaker 1: but ninety five. I'm just saying, like getting stuff out
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  Speaker 1: the freezing at the top, I can't do that going
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  Speaker 1: there and get a back of me at the top
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  Speaker 1: of getting me tom it can put a light bubby,
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  Speaker 1: easy bake oven it. It just had to be a
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  Speaker 1: night like night like it had to go at the bottom.
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  Speaker 1: But you got to get up here where I had
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  Speaker 1: that talk me like, man, don't worry about that. I
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  Speaker 1: got tall shoulders for you to stand on. You need
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  Speaker 1: help and I love you. Man, what you do? Shot
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  Speaker 1: behind you? All right? No no no, no no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no no, you made a mistake. Hit behind
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  Speaker 1: ain't y'all the tallest thing. Can he get in the
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  Speaker 1: talk club? Can he get in the talk club? I
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  Speaker 1: done a little man, a little hunchback of not the dame. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he was a little he was a little short with
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  Speaker 1: us doing that segment. Man, don't bear about one day
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  Speaker 1: timing one day man, one day, one day. Man. You
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  Speaker 1: know they sell these things you could put in the
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  Speaker 1: shoes and make you know the left. Yeah, they give you,
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  Speaker 1: like another couple of inches. Actions still shot, couple more inches?
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  Speaker 1: You can two inches? You're still short. I lose through inches.
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  Speaker 1: I'm still talking. Yeah, you put those in the shoes,
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  Speaker 1: but your heel is sticking at the back of your shoe.
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  Speaker 1: It looks real man, your shoe about to come over.
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  Speaker 1: Keep walking, all right, Come on, explain this next bit
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  Speaker 1: about black exploitation movies. They used to use some phrases
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  Speaker 1: and these movies that they don't use anymore. And I said,
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  Speaker 1: bring them back, bring them back, find some place to them.
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  Speaker 1: You really want them back, like they were great phrases. Collar,
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  Speaker 1: they were great phrases. You understood what was going on
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  Speaker 1: when you heard these. So you think it will work
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  Speaker 1: in today's movie? Yes? Yes, an example on power? Wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: you like to see? On power? This said, oh job, turkey,
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  Speaker 1: look ahere you job turkey. Oh we won't we won't
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  Speaker 1: fit to sit to say, right on, brother, right on,
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  Speaker 1: right on, right on with the right on, with the
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  Speaker 1: right on. Yack, don't move something wouldn't that fit on
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  Speaker 1: go on th damn the throne, don't move socker of
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  Speaker 1: throne that terry on like Empire, Empire, you're going down, Punk,
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  Speaker 1: You're going down Lucius line. You're going down right on
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  Speaker 1: that you okay? Like Ray Donovan, one of my favorites.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we all love Ray Donovan. The man, the
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  Speaker 1: man is holding me that. I like that saying that
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  Speaker 1: they ever find out who the man? Man man holding
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  Speaker 1: me back like that on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nini
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  Speaker 1: telling Candy, you just stays already, never went away. Give
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  Speaker 1: me some skin. I gotta say it in the boy
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  Speaker 1: like to see that on L A Low. That would
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  Speaker 1: fit right good on l A Low. Give me some skin.
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  Speaker 1: It's cool to say, oh, man, that's a bad man.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bad Like I'm dancing with the stars. If
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  Speaker 1: somebody gets a low score, I'm one of the judges.
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  Speaker 1: It's alright, Sugar, it's alright, Sugar, work right on, right
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  Speaker 1: on with the right one. I think we can make
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  Speaker 1: these works. I think they could j another one, another one.
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  Speaker 1: I gotta do it because they never would favorite. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's up man? How you doing your d e everything?
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  Speaker 1: What's copa stetic everything chilling, chilling like a villain. I
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  Speaker 1: can't call it because I might spoil it. Why sounds
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  Speaker 1: like we all in chest I don't know. My favorite
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  Speaker 1: one is still the ghost Jaff Turkey on power Bring
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  Speaker 1: on that man, or Tasha can say it to ghost
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  Speaker 1: about Angela Jack on a Greenley don't move, sucker, Don't
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  Speaker 1: I love that shows my show? You old fish at food?
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  Speaker 1: No you didn't, Oh Ja, you should do feat Your
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  Speaker 1: Life bigh Yeah. Yeah, coming up next, nephew, Timmi's run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back right after this. You're listening morning show?
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  Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Coming up at the top
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  Speaker 1: of the hour, Miss Anna is gonna be here with
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  Speaker 1: today's national news and headlines. But right now it is
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  Speaker 1: time for the nephew with running that prank back your trash?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you know your trash, Thank your trash. Thanks it's
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  Speaker 1: garb Yeah, spell like flowers. Hello. Hello, Hey, I'm trying
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  Speaker 1: to uh, I'm trying to read swerve. Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: how you doing, man, I'm wanting I'm one of your neighbors,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm one street over from you. You over you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right A little bit this rico man, how you doing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm one of your neighbors on the next street. Oh
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  Speaker 1: how are you doing? Okay, I'm doing good, but how
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  Speaker 1: you how you get my Another one of the neighbors
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  Speaker 1: on your block gave me the number. Man. We were
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  Speaker 1: we were, uh, having a little situation. Wanted to reach
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  Speaker 1: out to you. Uh, some stuff going on here in
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood, man, and wanted to try to make you
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  Speaker 1: aware of it. Well, what's going on? Uh? It seemed like, um, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know the trash man run on on Tuesday and
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  Speaker 1: Saturday right now. The problem is that that that that
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people, I guess since the holiday just passed,
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  Speaker 1: you know a lot of people got their stuff out
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  Speaker 1: on the on the curve already right right now. The
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  Speaker 1: problem is that that that they're saying, man, is that yo, yo,
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  Speaker 1: trash is actually really really foul and smelling and smelling
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  Speaker 1: pretty bad. And we wanted to call you, man. And
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  Speaker 1: if you do not, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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  Speaker 1: You say you calling me because you sail my trash,
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, they say, yours is the one that's really speaking. Man.
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  Speaker 1: If you could actually maybe put it in, put it
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  Speaker 1: back in the in the in the garage and till tuesday.
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  Speaker 1: You know that's why I put it outside. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have enough room in it. Gad. Okay, well I want
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: to see that. And who is everybody saying my trass saying? Hey, listen,
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm not saying. You know what I want
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: to tell you. If everybody in the hood I got
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: a file with my trash, thank you tell another contact? Okay?
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: What what? What? What? We we we've discussed that too,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: But listen, listen, we don't want no trouble. Man. If
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: we could just get you to put your trays back
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: and I'm not moving over Chad, I paid rent over here,
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: my brother. Hey, we're not gonna go back, and I'm
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: not gonna go back. Don't what you're gonna do. I'm
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: telling you what I paid man that don't tell me
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to just over here. Okay, Well listen, man, aren't you
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: concerned that your trash is thinking and reading through the
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: whole neighborhood. I don't give a damn off who smelled
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: my chances they got a problem with it, telling them
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: come take it out still the end and saying out there, okay,
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: whether that's the problem, the problem is that you took
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: it out, and you took it out too early. You
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: shouldn't have put listen out till tuesday morning. And that's
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: who who just say mon fide it? If I put
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: it out there and saying out yesterday, come get it.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and forth with you. Man
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: came down. What you're gonna do? You ain't gonna call
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: me telling me take my chance? I say, right over here, okay,
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: how if everybody's smelling my chad out of everybody on
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: the street, I don't know for my understanding, it's just
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: a couple of holes in it and some food or
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: something much that got out. I don't know if one
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: of the roads or dog got in into what the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: case may be. But you know we need to try
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: to get your trash in the backyard. My chass ain't
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: going no down. Well, and how come you the one you?
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: How come my next or naving ain't called? How come
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: you around the corner and you called? Who put you
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: up to this? Everybody's smelling it. I was just fortunate
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: enough to get your phone number. I said, well, look,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I just gone and calling it myself. I tell you
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: you and hey, you my phone. I'm thinking that there
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: it ain't going to Okay, what we listen, let's swerve.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: This is what we decide on the case we got
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: to this situation with you, just that I just come
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: over there and put the trash in your backyard, and
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: just Tuesday morning and tunesday morning, I'll come back over
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: there and take it out that way. All the smell
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: of being in your backyard. And you say, you go,
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come over there and put the trash in
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: your backyard, so to so the smell that I mean,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: that's that. Let me say, let me take you to say,
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: if you come over here, you might well call PSI,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: because that's who you're gonna need to come over here.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Bring all of them. They had a fablem saying my
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: chas to come over here and take it out. You.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: I mean you, you're trying. You're trying to You're trying
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: to act like it don't smell. Man, you don't give
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: them if it's men. I'll tell you what I do.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: I go out to Polo when that when that when
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: they helped you out of live? Okay, but sleep doess
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: not what the people in the neighborhood want. We want
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: you to give a damn what ty, won't I'm telling
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: you what I'm gonna do. And how do did you
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: get my phone over any down? I'd already told you, man,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: I got your number for one of the neighbors on
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: your street that said they don't want to get should
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: have left one to the right? Which one? Listen? Listen, listen, swear?
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: Won't you get to the meet of the problem. The
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: problem is your trash? Think? How is my chance? How
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: to hell y'all pillpoint my chad out? Everybody else trads
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: on block? And how to hell you smell? I don't know, man,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know what of it. I don't know if
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: you're trans busted, don't put up what the deal is.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: But everybody's saying everybody's saying it swerve trash, that's that's stark,
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: that's too much lands. That needs to be going thro time.
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: And see what I think. It's that chang out there
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: and it's gonna say out there I said it ain't
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: come get it, and you ain't coming over No, let's
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: see that's where you run swam out. I ain't coming
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: over there. I'm coming over there, and I'm gonna take
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: that trance and put it in the backyard. To too.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna try to get it in my way whatever,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: but I got to come on over get the chance,
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: and if I tell you what, bring y'all over here
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: right now, I'll put on my tooth. I'm standing on
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the point right now. Bring at the call. Come on
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: rec over whatever you go. I rec on one street
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: over and I'm smelling your man trash. Take your change
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: out my make smell. But you ain't there to come
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: take it out and set you that a lift swerves.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this word, man, I call back now,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: excuse me? Tell call about that? Who in the hell
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: told you called me? Swear? Call me that? Okay? What?
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: That's what they call you? What's wrong? Me called what's wrong?
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: We called you? You don't call me that name? Now
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: you saying my chance? Come over here and take the
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: chance out. Hey, man, I ain't. I ain't nobody sitting
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: there scatter you swear. I'm telling to I'm trying to
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: get the name and not just say you talk about
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: of my name and swear. Come over here. I'm gonna
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: show you went on the two okay way, and then
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: then it is what it is bottom Land. I'm on
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: my way over at the mood that damn trash. Come over,
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: Come over here, come over here moving. I'm on the
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: fort's right now, come on over this meet me. I'm
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: about the mask. Thank you, trash you guys, I'm standing
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: right and doing now. Okay, well, I tell you what
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: I'm on my way. Nah, And guess what I'm gonna
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: do when I get over that. You ain't gonna do
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you're gonna do. I'm gonna tell you my damn name
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: when I get over that. My name is Nephew till
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: franked by your cousin or Reese. Oh, thank you out
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: of Yeah. Hey man, I gotta ask yourself, dog, what
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: is what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: radio show in the land, that is trash stake? Like
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: I only have one one trash day in my neighborhood.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I mean you got to we have the recycled day,
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: one trash day. I got one trash can I put
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: all everything in one. I ain't separating, no, because that's
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: not I'm not doing. I see one truck come up
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: through that, so you you are it's trash anyway. I'm
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: not separating it, to separate j What about the environment
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: and the planet for your grandchildren? They can do that
• 29:55
  Speaker 1: down to the plant. Okay, we can sort it out.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: How's your little grandson Never Never, oh man, I haven't
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: seen Never about a couple of weeks. But I did
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: talk to him on the phone, and he wouldn't come
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: to the phone. I could hear him in the back,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: don't daddy never? You know what? Rich people go green?
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Or I don't know what. You ain't never seen it on? Man?
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: Just that money, man, that's money, right, that money? I
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: think I ain't been to my trash it is? Who
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: takes your trash out? Somebody? You're listening to the Steve
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. There's something interesting we found. Uh, here's
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: the question. What would someone learn about you by looking
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: through your phone? Your name sticks out and that's nephew.
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: So what do you say? We swap phones and then
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: we discuss what they found in each other's phone? Who
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: wrote this a great story? There ain't no great story. People,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: y'all trying to break up a happy home. Give me
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: your phone, nephew. How much would someone know about you
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: just by looking through your phone? That's a question for you. Tommy,
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: what's the first thing they realize about you? That I
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: like a lot of stuff naked when people when people call,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: they picture pop up naked. It's a lot of neck
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: it go on over here. So that if you just
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: want to know without looking naked? Nah, what else you
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: need to know? Steve? Well, to be honest with you,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: you would see a lot of motivation no stuff, okay, dreams,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: aspirational stuff, inspirational stuff, motivational stuff. You really would I
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: really wouldn't. I wouldn't have a problem for a person.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Solve my phone. Okay ten years ago, Steve, you couldn't
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: touch this damn phone. Twelve years brod slep with duct
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: take to my thigh. That's faithful ductor you know it's
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: bad when you got your phone in the shower with
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you in a zip lock bags. Too much nobody got
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: to have the phone, Sherley. Remember I'd had my phones
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: on the desk at I had three. Yes, we're too
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: much going on? Back in? What am I gonna find
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: out about you? And here? If I get your phone, Oh,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I know a lot of single wins, a lot of
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: phone numbers in this phone. I'm right. He called a
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: lot of coming through and if I want me up,
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: I did get one. I'll be doing so you come
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: through the day. I'm not gonna make it. Okay, I
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: call you back. Hey, how do you doing the day?
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Come through that now, I'm busy, right, okay, thank you
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: talking to you? Am I gonna all You're gonna see
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: a lot of low light videos, very low the light.
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: The light is really you're not gonna be able to
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: make out what's really going on now. The sound is great,
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to hear O. My league can't
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: go like that, but you're not gonna be able to
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: see because the light is very low, the lightest, it's
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: almost no light. But you know what, sometimes I record,
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: I just go for sound. I mean, I just won't sound.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: I don't really need visual, you know, just to recapture
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: that moment in audio, you know what I'm saying. But
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: the light is real low on a lot of my videos.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: A lot you're like, I think I see somebody, but
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I don't know what what what the hell is that? That? So?
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: What what the hell is? But I don't know who
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: just walked? Just what? All right? All right? This is
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: a crazy transition right here with Steve please introduce miss
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: and sorry missing, We're gonna breathe a little bit. Sorry,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: and trip, thank you, thank you, thank you, And I'm
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: not telling. I'm not telling. Okay, good morning, everybody. This
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: is a trip with the news, all right. That was
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: the chairman of the Senate Finance Committee, or in Hatch yesterday,
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: attempting to maintain order on Capitol Hill, where protesters in
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: wheelchairs interrupted a hearing on the GOP's latest healthcare proposal.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: They were shouting things like no cuts to Medicaid and
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: save our liberty. The disabled demonstrates eventually forcibly removed from
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: the hearing room by Capitol Hill police. The Republican bill
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: seeks to replace Obamacare by lumping Medicaid dollars into block
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: grants to be redistributed to the states. In other words,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: the states would then be able to do what they
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: want with the money. At last word, three GOP senators
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: were voting against the measure, which effectively sinks it if
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: they do not change their minds. The White House is
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: refusing to accept the charge at President Trump is failing
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: to respect the constitution right to free speech by disparaging
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: NFL plays who kneel as a former protest during the
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: national anthem. White House folksperson Sarah hucky B Sanders says
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: that the President is not attacking the NFL. She insists
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: he's not He's an emphasizing sports. You're missing the entire
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: purpose of the message. He's emphasizing something that should be unifying.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Celebrating and promoting patriotism in our country is something that
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: should bring everybody together. Well, Trump suggested that people boycott
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: the league's games, and he tweeted that such displays or
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: protests would not be seen at NASCAR events. Now. Critics
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: warned that Trump appears to be soaking racial tensions again,
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: since many of the people involved in NASCAR, not all,
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: but many have been accused of racism in the past.
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: In fact, when then First Lady Michelle Obama made an
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: appearance at a NASCAR event a few years ago, you
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: may remember she was rudely treated and booed by most
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: in the virtually white crowd. By the way, Trump may
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: not like this. The ninety seven year old World War
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Two veterans in Missouri posed for a picture over the
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: weekend taking a knee. John Middlemass is white. He says
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: he took the picture to spread the message of love.
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Referring to the NFL, John Middlemass says, quote, those kids
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: have every right to protest. His grandson posted the photo
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: online and it has gone viral. Target now the latest
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: retailer to announced that it's base a rate of pay
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: is going to be raised little by little to fifteen
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: dollars an hour by the end of twenty Target says
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: it's going to begin raising its sub minimum wage next month.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: And today is National Voter Registration Day. Remember that, folks
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: and National Better Breakfast Day. Have an egg on me.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: This has been and trip. We'll be back with Eugene
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: the Butterfly and twenty minutes after the hour, stay tuned
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced Jay, so
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: Jay can introduced the Butterfly. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know,
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: come on, do you the butterfly? Good morning everywhere? Good morning.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I'm surely college jul and you take Anthony Brown, good morning,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, good morning. Thank you so much.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: That's the way I want to intro. Good morning to everyone. Listen.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I have come up with the latest thing that I'm
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: getting ready to do, and I hope all you all
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: can get behind me. I really want to get behind
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: me on this one. Oh my god, I am creating
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: my own dead and break Why is that funny? I am.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: It's only gonna be a like six room, but you
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: know it'll be a kitchen when you can come in there,
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: you can have your breakfast. But anyway, it's a bed
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: and breakfast, and I want all of you all to
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: be at my grand opening. I just what I really
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: need is a title for they'll be all name. I
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: don't know if I wanted to eat a name. I
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: don't know if I wanted to be Eugene's Bend and
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Breakfast or Butterfly Bed and Breakfast, you know, but if
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: I just want something that's gonna be catchy. But I
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: want all of you all to come do the first
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: night at my bed and break Why don't you call
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: it the bed breakfast? Don't do pork? But that even
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: helpful when when when you greet people, they'll get the idea.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: Oh that's what he got the name up. Seriously, do
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: you think I love the three bees Butterfly Bed and Breakfast?
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I thank you, butter Carl. You have any ideas. I
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: want something with the butterfly. And now you know, you
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: know the name of my butterfly, butterfly, I am pussy
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: cat swallow tail. So I don't know if that could
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: be a part of it. But that's gonna for me.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Not I've never stopped there. You might want to keep
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: going around. It sounds like a strip club. Yes, I
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: got out a name. Nice. It's a really good stomach.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: Stomach's gonna come and get full for you. I'm okay,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: let me hear. I'm no foolishness. Butterflies sleeping eat, sleeping
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: sleeping eat. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, you know I
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: don't like you just shot it down, Stephen, Do you
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: have one for me? I told it to you. I'm
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: not pork but Steve, okay, porky. Why you can't never
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: get behind me on something? Why you can't you can
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: never give ah me. I'm trying to give you a
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: shot because a lot of people are already behind you.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: So why would I get better? We gotta go. Um uh,
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: it's comedy Roulette coming up at thirty four after the hour.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: Back with that. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: All right, it is time for comedy Roulette Steven, Jay,
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Jr. Come on, Jay quickly said this one
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: every week. It's the same thing. You test our comedy ability.
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: Put five steps on the wheel. When the wheel stop,
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: let it rip, because that's what we do. Baby. Here
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: are the five subjects, Thank you, j Number one, people
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: who don't like plantings. That's me. That's me. Don't put
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: that on my plate. That is not a banana, alright.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Number two, stop lying you're smoking something? Yeah, alright. Number
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: three whiskey breaths for people who get get on other
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: people's nerves. That's number four. And number five I thought
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: they were dead already. It was a just say that.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, let's go with the wheel so
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: it stops. Did it already? Did it all? Read London Trump?
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Uh oh, stop lying you're smoking. I know you smoking something.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: We've been at this light for an hour and a
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: half and you ain't moved. Everybody is passing us and
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: we're still sitting here and you got that daze look
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: on your face. You know something. Don't tell me you
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: ain't not not not. I know exactly what to tell
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: these people. With my family, somebody got on the phone
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: with me and said, I'm thirty six months pregnant. I said, hey,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: how do you smoke himself? That babd three? Okay, put
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: you put your put the phone to your stuff and
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: let me talk to this day. I know you smoke.
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: Hold on, I asked you. I asked you who you
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: went to the party with, and you said it was
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you and scoop it do you're smoking? You're really smoking?
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: You own something. Man. You leave out somebody's house and
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you get to the stair when you head down the
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: steps and you look back and your boy just standing
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: there looking at the steps, and you gotta go. Come on, dogs,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: just some steps, Come on, dogs, just step down? Man,
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: What the hell going on? Yeah? Yo know I had
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: a dude do that one time. Just stopped at the step.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: I said, boy, you're here, so how coming mountain? Come on?
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: You ain't high, but your eyes are crimson red. Really really,
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: you ain't smoking nothing nothing. Your eyes are crimson red.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: You're smoking something, man, I'm gonna tell you tell you
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: know he really smoking. When they've been missing for two
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: weeks and they come back like they just left for
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: teen minutes ago. Okay, you smoke up. Everybody looking for you.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I know they're smoking because they always showed right before
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: the holiday. Here, when you decide you're gonna wash your hair,
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: you go in the bathroom. There's a sink there, there's
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: a bath tub there. Why are you in the tarlet
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: in your hat? You okay, come up around with your
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: boys talking. He waited to everybody to get through, and
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: he said, you know what that thing, I'm going and
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: buy that new but got it, yeah, got it smoked.
• 45:00
  Speaker 1: And so you tell me you ain't smoking him. But
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: it's a lot of little, dark, little whole, little burn
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: holes on everything everything. You take one shirt out, it's
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: got burned holes on it. You pull another shirt out,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: it's got burnt holes on your cossie, burnt holes everywhere everywhere.
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: This is how you know you're smoking. Man, Janet Jason
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: came to see Okay, okay, okay, man, I ain't gotta picture.
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: Next you'll be back to have you tell me sprank.
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after, it'll be time for today's
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. But first it's the nephew with the prank.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Phone call. You married your brother? What im talk to
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: both of them? You're married your brother. I'm just saying,
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I'm just put seatbelt on. I'm just saying for your
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: life at this point, I'm just telling you said like that,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Are you pranking? People don't like what? Yes? Color moment?
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: What it is? Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach a
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: common This is she Hi Carmen. My name is Keith Keeping.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: I'm calling you from insurance group. Hi. How are you good?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: You and your husband? What is it? Harvey? Harvey? Is
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: that right? Yes? Okay, you guys actually put applications and
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: actually went in and got your physicals done for Life insurance, right, Yeah, Yeah,
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay. I actually I'm calling you from the
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: insurance group. I have you alls, lab results and everything
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: as far as your physicals and blood tests and things
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: of that nature. Is there any way I could possibly
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: talk to both of you guys at the same time,
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: You and Harvey. Is that possible? Um? Well, sure, he's
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: at work right now, but I can get him on
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: the five. Okay. It would be uh, it would be
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: kind of easy if I kind of explained everything to
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: both of you guys at the same time. Is that
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: if that's okay, Okay, some wrong, Uh No, nothing's wrong.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: I mean I think I need to just try to
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: bring a few things that you guys attention. But I
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: think you know, after that, it's pretty much you guys
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: decision on what you do. But I just wanted to
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: let you know a few things about you know, the
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: results and things of that nature, life, insurance, the whole
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: nine yards. Okay, okay, here, hold on, let me stop
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: talking to them on the phone. Hey babe, Hey, sweetheart. Um, look,
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I got the insurance people on the line. They want
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: to get both of us on the phone to talk
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: to us about the insurance stuff. Hey, Harvey, are you
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: doing this? Is Keith from the insurance group. How are you? Hey?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Good with that? Nikki? Good? Good? Listen. Um, I wanted
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: to give you guys a call and kind of follow up.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: And you guys did physicals and blood tests and the
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: whole nine yards, and I wanted to give you guys
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: a call. It's kind of better if I talked to
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: both of you guys at the same time. So if
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: you have a minute that we could actually use a
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: kind of get some of this information out to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm gonna break right now. I'm good. Okay, great.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: First of all, we've gotten all your your lab results
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: back everything, and I kind of got a few questions
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on. How
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: long have you guys actually been married. We've been again
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: two years, okay, now prior to being married three years.
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: How long did you guys know each other before you
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: got married? About five and a half five six kids? Okay,
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you guys have been knowing each other pretty close to
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: nine years now all together. Yeah, okay, are you actually
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: from the same hometowns? You grew up in the same hometown? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: we grew up. I mean if I'm I'm sorry this
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, is this about the insurance or well, I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: mean there are a few things that's that's actually uh puzzling, Carmen,
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: that we need to this this this is some news
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: that I actually didn't want to bring you guys. I mean,
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: we have to, I have to actually give you this news.
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: Looking at our records, looking at all the test results,
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: and let me be the person to tell you that
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: we run these results over and over and over trying
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: to make sure we are completely a hundred and right, Okay,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: it's a problem with the test. Well, looking at our test, guys,
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Harvey Carmen, it's indicating that you guys are related. And
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: nine times I attend you are you guys are siblings?
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: Hold on, man, what and I understand the shot It
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: took me. It's like everything I had to make this
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: phone call. I did not want to make it. But
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: looking at our records, and we went over these records
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: over and over and and and the blow works shold
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: us that you guys are actually siblings. Man, kid, are
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: you serious? You know this is not a this is
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: not a laughing matter, not a joking matter. You know,
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I did not want to call with
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: this information. What you did make the call? Man? Look you,
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what. You need to go back and
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: and and double check your records or something. Because we've
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: been married three brief check with the laugh, man, can
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: you check with the laugh? And like Paul is back
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: and I and I knew those questions would have come up,
• 50:39
  Speaker 1: and we we went over it. We went over it
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: and over and over it. Y'all need to go over
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: again because oh babe, I got this. You make the
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: call and this gotta be wrong. So what you need
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: to do is make another call and call the lab
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: and call us back and let us know that you either.
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: So they made a mistake of a You're talking about
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: me and my wife, and I understand it hard, Harry.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this is it possible, you know?
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: And this is just a question. Is it possible that
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: your dad and maybe her mom maybe knew each other
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: at some point? And what you say by my mom
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: and dad that that that's so straight. Look at you
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: need to haven go back and do whatever you need
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: to do. But I think you what you say something
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: like that again, I think my gay is gonna be
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: coming down that beat you. I'm saying that like that,
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: hold on baby, hold on baby, baby, baby, hold on baby,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I got this, hold on, I got a baby. I
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: gotta how you're gonna call me with you what you
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: don't know? You from people? Dude like that? But that
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: ain't all I'm I'm doing, sir. It's bringing you the
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: result or I should bring me results in personally, and
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: that I whop you. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, sorry,
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: even if you beat the messenger at the end of
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: the day, that's still your sister. At the end of
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: the day, I'm gonna whanp you like. I don't care
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Nothing he ain't my brother got
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna find out whatever jupcal you in you're gonna
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: call me talking about brother. It's my wife. I am
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: selling that. Somewhere down the line, somebody made a mistake
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: and you guys, my brother and sister got married. I'm
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: not at far for that. Let me tell you the
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: shoot mistake of college. He's in one of these numbers
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: again in your life. So I got one result. I
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: do need to get you all what you've been talking
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: about being well else you got to say. Now that's
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be wetting. The only other touch resont I have, ma'am,
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: is that this is nephew taught me from the Steve
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: Harby Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: I told you ain't like When I got one thing,
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I got to ask both of y'all, what is the
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: baddest and I'm talking about the bad this radio show
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: in the land ship. What y'all think you find they
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: really like? And you go there, that's what you do.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: You find what they're really like, and you go right
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: in on that right on in Now, I'm gonna tell
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: you what you're gonna like. Tonight. I am in Pittsburgh,
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Pennsylvania with the stage play Mama's Boy. Tickets on seal
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: right now, Taket Master outlets. That is tonight Thursday night,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Making Georgia Friday, but LuxI Mississippi Saturday, Jackson, Mississippi. The
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: nephew is on tour stage play. I'm doing what I
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: like to do. Yeah, Mama's going well, it's going real good,
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: m real real people. People are loving it and they
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: clapp when I come out. So time we talked about yesterday.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: That's another way to tell you when you expect everybody
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: to clap for you, when you clapping for your We've
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: clapping the whole damn play long and Jay already told you,
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: Come on, Jay, they're throwing underwear. They're doing at all.
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: When Nephew Tommy walks out, it's the most moment standing
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: ovation standing. Oh yes, right, we gotta fly out to
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: see it, Carla, we do trip if Carla Shirley and
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: don't get on the plane and come see me, Uncle Steve,
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: won't you let them use your plane to come see
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: my plate were on the make. Okay, Uh, we have
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: to go. We'll be right back. And then it's Strawberry Letter.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show today. Strawberry
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Letter is up next and it's a good one. But
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: first today, Steve, question for you. Do you sometimes reflect
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: on different stages in your life and think about how
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: happy you were at the time. When was the happiest
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: time of your life? I have to ask you that,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: and what were you doing at the time? And yeah,
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: that happiest time my life is now. That's good, that's great.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: I mean, without a doubt, the happiest time of my
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: life is right now. Tommy. What was your happiest time
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: fifteen years old? Is your happiest time fifteen? Steve? Yeah?
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: All do you use? So it's been downhill ever since fifteen?
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: You haven't been happy? Are you use a breaking re owning? All? Right? Jay?
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: What was your happiest Okay? I have to agree with Steve.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: I'm very happy at this point in my life to
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: be good, to leave leave a good job and get
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: a good her job, good job. But the happiest time
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: was when I tell you, when my mom was alive
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: and I could share what I was doing with her,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: and I still talked to my mom every day. I'm
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: praying she don't talk back. Okay, No, I don't want
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: to don't talk back to me, you know. But I
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: missed talking to her because I would talk to her
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: every morning before I would go to work, and she
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: would say, as I'm going away, and she said get him,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: and I said, I got him. And I missed that.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I really missed get them baby. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty happy, Junior.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: What my happy at that right now? How I thought
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: I already knew that it was mu for you right now? Yeah,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: just because you alreadyn't know. It's not happy that I
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: got two great jobs. That's your career, you got going well?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: What anything else in your life? That's how I need.
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: I don't need. No. Look, I ain't mad, I ain't
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: got no kids. I'm fine. You ain't got to check
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: on me. I'm happy. I ain't gonna argue with nobody.
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: I come home, it's quiet. But then you say, then
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: I'm confused. I thought you were, you know, looking for
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: someone in your life. I am looking for that, you
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: know right now? But right now I'm half a way man.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: Right now, even you turn me down all. You won't
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: when I walk away still got anything. You know, you
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: ain't even been the court yet for nothing. You haven't
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: divided your stuff and they had to divide nothing. I've
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: had said you can get out. I have said that
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: you get out of here. But you ain't been put up.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: You've been you't even been put up. I've been put
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: out before, don't that wasn't struggled. I was unhappy. You
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: know what they say, jor what did she say? I
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: think I ain't got the way to go? That's all right?
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: That is it always said in a low tone. I
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: think it's happening. It's not to be that. I hate that,
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: you know what. I've been put out my own apartment
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: one time. I don't know. How does this happen? I
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: get your sugar head to the left to the last place.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Have you ever been put out, Steve? Yeah, put it happen. Yeah.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I've been put out, evicted, blocked out, asked to leave, threatened,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: has been on the tree line. I think that's where
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: you guys are such a great comedian is because we've
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: let me tell you, it's hard to pack when okay, dude,
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: that's not right. Now, I'm getting things together. I had
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: a half away from my apartment. I'm just trying to
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: get something. But it's my imposes me, my place makes
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: me do We gotta get to the letter, all right.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Here we go, buggle up and we gottat subject. I
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: already know this is wrong, but dear Steve, you were
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: like the doctor Phil of radio, and sometimes people just
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: need to hear the raw truth about themselves in order
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: to understand. With that being said, here is my little story.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: I'm in a relationship with a good man, you know,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: the kind women always are talking about wishing they could meet. However,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: he is insecure, and he has good reason to be,
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: because I have cheated on him several occasions. On several occasions.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: Now we are in a serious relationship and plan to
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 1: get married next winter, and I have sworn off most
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: mischievous behavior, mainly because we moved in together and he's
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 1: a cop with a gun, but also because the other
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: man was out of the country. Now he's back, and
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: I've been thinking, since I'm not married yet, I am
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: considering having a fling for the last time with this
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: other man. In case you're wondering, this other man is
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: younger and firmer and much more aggressive and exciting and
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: a lusty and animal intensified. He ash in it kind
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: of way right, and that's how he makes me feel
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: just by looking at him. I've been avoiding contact with
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: him because I am torn between my loyalty for my
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: significant other and desire for this young man. Steve, what
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: do you think I should or shouldn't do? You know
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: this is one of those real hot, juicy letters. You know.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: You start off by saying, I already know this is wrong,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: but okay, I got that. You know, sometimes we get
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: caught up and it's real hard to get out of
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: a situation. I got that. I got that. You know
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: you're getting your freak on with this young, firm, aggressive man.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: I got that too. But have you thought about your
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: real man at all? Have you given him any kind
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: of thought? You never once mentioned love in your letter.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: You never once mentioned if he was abusive or on
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: attentive or anything. I think, though, I know why you
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: didn't mention love. Simple, You don't love him. You're cheating
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: on him, even though you've set a wedding date. You
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: say he's a good man, but he's insecure. Well have
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: you thought about that? Maybe you're cheating is the reason
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: he's insecure. I just think that's you're out right there
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: if you need one. I think you really need to
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: check yourself because you are definitely not ready for marriage.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: That's a good man. You just want the Koala bear thing.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Come back. I got it for you. I got it
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: for you when we come back. You're listening to the
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on see with
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: part two of your response to today's Strawberry letter subject
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: already notice is wrong. But dear Steve, you are like
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: the dr Field of radio, and sometimes people just need
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: to hear the raw truth about themselves in order to
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: understand that. With that being said, he is my little story. Okay, cool.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Now with that being said right there, please understand that's
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: how I dressed these letters anyhow. So I'm just I
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: just appreciate the woman doing like that. Now, she didn't
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: put her name on it, but that's cool. I am
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: in a relationship with a good man, you know, the
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: kind women are always talking about wishing they could meet. However,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: he is insecure, and he has good reason to be
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: because I have cheated on him on several occasions. Now
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: we are in a serious relationship and planning to get
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: married next winter, and I've sworn off most mischievous behavior,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: mainly because we moved in together and he's a cop
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: with a gun, but also because the other man was
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: out of the country. Now he's back, and I've been thinking,
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: since I'm not married yet, I'm considering having a fleeing
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: for the last time with this other man. In case
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: you're wondering, this other man is younger and firmer and
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 1: much more aggressive and exciting in a lusty and animal intensified,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: heated and passionate kind of way. And that's how he
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: makes me feel just by looking at it. I have
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: been avoiding contact with him because I am torn between
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: my loyalty for my significant other and desire for this
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: young man, Steve. Here we go. What do you think
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: I should or shouldn't do? Here we go. First of all,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: let's get to the crux of the matter right here.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: All right, you say you got a good man to
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: kind women always won't talk about me. But he is insecure. No, no, no, lady,
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: See he's insecure. Now, he wasn't an insecure He's not
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: an insecure person. You've created the insecurity because you've cheated
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: on him several times. Now, since we're talking about he insecure,
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Now what that makes you? You cheated on this man
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: on seven occasions. I'm assumed by another line in this letter,
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: and let me find it. Yet, right here you said
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: I have sworn off most mischievous behavior, mainly because we
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: moved in together and he's a cop with a gun. Oh,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: so what that makes me think is you've sworn off
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: most mischiefs. That means you're still tripping. You've not only
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: cheated on him several times, you're still tripping. Come on,
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: because a woman who will tell you I've sworn off
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: most in capital letters mischief behavior mean she's still doing
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: something mischief. The other the one you're choosing to tell
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 1: us about, is to do this out the country and
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: just came back. But it's some other stuff since you've
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: been dating the police officer that you ain't put in
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: your little stink letter. So now let me tell you
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: about yourself, since you're asking me. You said some stuff
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: in hitting in this letter. Since you ain't married, you're
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: considering another fleeing for the last time. He's firmer, more
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: aggressive and exciting, with a lusty and animal intensified and heated,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: passionate account of way. You got a cop, you can
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: put some excitement in your relationship. He got handcuffs, he
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: got maze, he got sticks, he got all kinds of stuff.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: You look at the spruce upper relationship. You got a
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: police officer. Hell, you can get that bulletproof vest that
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: they are mazing. You can work wonders in the bedroom,
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: get that mask on. You won't even know who you're with.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: You could act like he's the young boy if you
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: wanted to. But see, do you know how many women
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: you would have caught me with? See, I'd have turned
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: it back around on you. But you got a good man,
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: the kind of women are always talking about the problem
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: is you don't deserve this man's love because you trifle it.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: And then you say the line in the line that
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: just lying in here and really messed me up. I
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: am torn between my loyalty for my significant other and
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: design for this young man. Let's take the word loyalty
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: out of them, because see, loyalty is never up for questions.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: And the reason you're torn with your loyalty is because
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: you ain't a loyal type person. You don't have loyal qualities.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: You've already cheated on the man supper time, and you
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: ain't sworn off but most of your mischiefous behavior and
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: not a big boy back in town. You're thinking about
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: hooking up with him. So let's take loyalty out the letter.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Because you ain't got loyalty tendencies. You're not. You don't
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: have to make up of a loyal person. See, I'm
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: a loyal friend to my friends. That means I never
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: betrayed them under no circumstances. If your girl come to me,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: she can't step to me because you're my boy and
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: I love you and I'm loyal to you. You don't
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: have loyal tendency. That's your problem, and the other reasons
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: you consider it because you're weak. Weakness in a relationship
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: can be miskewed for triflingness. You as a trifling woman
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: who don't deserve this type of good man is women
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: like you who get good men and throw them away. Knowledge.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: Let me ask you this here. Men when they do this,
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: they call dogs. So the only thing I have left
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: for you is as a female doing this, you must
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: be a dog too. But if a man does this
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: here don't. So now let me square you up on
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: this last thing you dissects because this is and not
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: only you are a stinkling see because you meet what
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: every woman is looking for, a good man. Then when
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: you get him, you tripping with him? All right, Steve,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: we gotta go Hi, Email us or Instagram. What's your
• 1:08:28
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, y'all know what's happening today.
• 1:09:57
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• 1:10:45
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• 1:10:50
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  Speaker 1: right here. White people who get dronk something to tell you.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: Some white folks do that you never really knew about.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: Here what white folks do. They get a bunch of
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: them together and they're getting a car. Then they drive
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: to a ball and they're going there and they start drinking. Well,
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: they leave that ball, they get in the car getting
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: and they draw to another ball. They they get drunk
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: in that ball, but they don't stop there to get
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: the drunk ass back in the car, and they drive
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: to another ball. Now they drunk his hell. Then they
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: drive home and one of them throw up in the
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: other one's car. They din't go to what the next
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: morning say, Ah, they are great in time. Still, let's
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: just Tommy pill in came. That's where we draw the
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: line right there, you're back not throw up in a
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: black person ride. Ah, the party is over with. Ain't
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: no more get as time. When you vomiting the brother's rod,
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: when you back, not look like your asses from the
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  Speaker 1: vomit in the rock. As soon as we see that
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: wind gathering up in your jaws. Here, Hey, hey, hey,
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: what you're doing. What you're doing? What's your what you're doing?
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: Because you bring that doctor, Get this down, get your ass,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: got it down right. Check this out. That we were
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: there for both for each other's man, I remember that.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: You remember that with that? I love it when he
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: was talking about the vomiting Tommy, I really forgot that
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 1: I did that on death chair and to be honest, Okay,
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: but hold on, Jane, do you remember the cool aid Joe,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: I ain't cool aid from my fan? Do I remember? Here?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: You is the cool aid joke for the commerction the
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: ladios on there should come on the radio. She goes,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 1: who drunk all the cool amber and a little bit
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: all ago, Dad, Dad drunk all the cool aig. And
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: this woman would start seeing I make cool for my family.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: I make picture to picture saying I make cool head
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: for my family. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: what God damn houses this in okare I've been in
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: the house when they run out of cool aig? Oh,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: don't be no more singing? Oh, people are going too
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: cool aig shot, Oh what dollar cool? Aig by little
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  Speaker 1: Swaller not not you remember you? I remember, which I
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: can still when you think about it, you can still
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: see the crowd reaction to the jokes that it was.
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  Speaker 1: Remember member after I hear him. Man. Since a lot
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: of years, man, A lot of jokes in between that man,
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: A lot of sets, a lot of man, It's hard
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: to remember all of it. I'm like, I really do
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: like that joke. I told I don't even know why
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: I came up with that. Yeah, I think y'all had
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: the best host in the world, though I think it
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 1: was nobody better. He's the best memicer. See let's let
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: me let me let me tell you what I learned.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: Martin Lawrence was the best memicer. He could mimic somebody's walk,
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: mimic a lady, a man, everything. The most talented of
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: all of us, out of the death cham the most multifaceted,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: I thought was Jamie Fox. Yeah. I thought because Fox
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  Speaker 1: could act, this boy could play, this boy could saying an,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: he could tell jokes. I just thought that Jamie Fox
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 1: from that arrow all of us, was the most multifaceted
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: and most talented guy. I've ever seen that. Jamie Fox
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: is so and he doesn't pressure. This dude is so gifted, right,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: but Jamie Fox, Jamie came to l A to sing.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: He didn't come to do stand uprightly. He actually came
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: to l A to be a saying to further his
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: saying career. But he was amazing man. No, man, Jamie
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 1: Fox is like amazingly gifted man. And Tommy I have
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 1: to get it too. Tommy Davidson too, definitely dog. Tommy
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: Davidson was hysteric. One joke. I was in the back
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: of Death jam screaming and it wasn't even talking. He
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 1: just turned around and said, this how you look when
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: you finished deal? So he turned back and did the
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: way he wasn't talking to, just his head motions and
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: body language and dark. He looked like he finished steal.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 1: So But you know, you know what else was so
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: good about It was the first time but really a
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: black America got a chance to see black comedians because
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 1: they didn't know. It's this. The rest of the world
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: didn't know we existed, the white clubs, but dam changed
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: the game. We don't know the first time, all right,
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: We'll be watching it. Don't miss the hilarious depth comedy
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• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: now you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. The
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: new fall TV season is upon us, and apparently a
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: lot of folks just can't seem to watch their favorite
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: programs without having snacks to get them through it. The
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  Speaker 1: average American watches about eleven hours and twenty three minutes
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: of TV a week, with nine six percent of those
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: people admitting they like to have a snack while doing so. Now,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: popcorn is a preferred snack for both fantasy shows like Yeah,
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: like Game of Thrones, we love us, while emotional dramas
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: like This is Us Tommy pairs us better with ice cream. Yeah,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: this is Us. Show it. Chips are the go to
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: snack for reality shows. Carlo. Okay, all right, now let's
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: start with you, Steve. Okay, first of all, let me
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: tell you I got a new doctor, right, Yeah, a
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: new doctor told me I can't have gluten anymore. Okay,
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to eat gluten. I'm not supposed to
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 1: eat it. You mean ever, I ain't supposed to eat
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: it time. Okay, Damn, it ain't no blue but he
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 1: told me you can't have any cows milk. I said, okay,
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: I don't drink milk. No, I drink most And he
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: said that includes cheese. I said, man, mischiefe and I
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: need vecan cheese. That ain't bad. He come in. He said,
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  Speaker 1: uh and uh, no more ice cream. So I quit talking.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: You know what I said? You said, Mr harveyd you
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: you understanding rus everything? I said, Hey, my man, no, man,
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: listen to me. I'm gonna go along with the no
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: more cows milk, I got you ain't. No, we can
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: kill this glue whatever. I don't even know what that is,
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: but we we can kill that. Let me tell what
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna happen. We're not spitting the knot eat
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: no more than he said, Mr Harvey's my recommendation for
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 1: health purpose. I said, hey, my man, man, my man,
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: I've been needing ice cream in all my life. I
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: feel pretty good. I looked fairly decent for somebody that's
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: sixty as We need nie creaming home. Damn like I'm
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 1: not gonna quit that night. You feel better? No, I
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: feel best when I'm eating. What does the ice cream
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: do to you? It's a joy it's a joy. It's
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: a feeling, man, I mean, it really is. No. No,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about from the doctor's No, I'm not supposed
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: to have dairy. I don't know, you know, he said,
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 1: because of my sinus condition and allergies that that's we
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: create nucas and and to avoid it, it is best
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: to stay away from all dairy products. And I have
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 1: stayed away from and I haven't had any. You know,
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: I drink almond milk. I'm okay with that. You know.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: I use water in my protein drinks mostly, so you know,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: I'm cool with that. I just you know, I ain't
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: like it. I just I just like just I don't
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: really walk around with Yeah, it's something about ice cream. No,
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say. I was thinking it was because
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: you like toast intolerant or something. I was good. If
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: I am, I'm going to eat I might mean. Hell,
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what I can I can
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 1: do you with doing less ice cream, but you gotta
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: have ice cream. And what's your ice cream? Steve, what's
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: your ice cream? Damn me? All of them? JP, I
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: never really had no ice cream. I didn't like. Man,
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: what's your favorite flavor? You know? I like fresh vanilla,
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 1: a little butter pecan, I like neopolitan. I like cookie dough.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I like mitt chocolate chip. I like chocolate chip cookie dough.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: I like Rocket Road, I like pray lean black. Now
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 1: do you do a paint? Hell? Are you eating a
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: plan like a pink and up? Are you eating half
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: a gallon? May? Let me tell you something, man, Let
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 1: me tell i'm I've had at one sitting eating a
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: half of young of like I don't Oh yeah, set
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: that through a game and it finished that whole damn half.
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of a lot of it's a lot
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: of I don't have. I mean, I mean, look, man,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: when I hear a person say that they drank a
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 1: six pack of beer, that that astonishes me. Man. Yeah,
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: I've had people go man, I've had about eight beers
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: eight So what out of hell? You can't see your half?
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: Get n tell you better than beer? And lets I
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 1: had once in my life once strolls beer. I ain't
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: drink beer since I tried and a Duel's old dudes
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 1: non alcoholic a few years ago. Man, almost spit up again.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: Beer is not for me. I know people who love beer,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't care for being. Do they
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 1: have like diabetic ice cream for you, Jay? If you like,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: I just don't even try it because the mucus that
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: built it's ridiculous. Yeah yeah, I mean it's like, what
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: is wrong with him? No? I can't I don't know.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: I supposed all that you ain't had ice cream. I
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: can't do what Tommy, that's what's wrong with you? He hand.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: Let's take something. I can't go a week without one
• 1:22:33
  Speaker 1: of them hogging dogs balls, it's chocolate with them nuts.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 1: Oh so you love ice cream? Who? Back up? Back up, Tommy.
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: You can't go a week without one. Yeah, I got
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: to have one. You know. You can't go a week
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 1: without a hogging. You can't life all of a sudden
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: without Cabba all of a sudden. This is this is
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 1: pretty impressive time, because I don't know how you get
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: up there and get that ice cream off that ice Okay, yeah,
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: I know he would act it by hisself. It didn't
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: matter what he pointed out. He got a pop nickel.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: You quit pointing over that. All the ice cream sandwiches
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: and all that. Your punk at this problem and there
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: there's nothing, there's nothing to substitute ice cream. Just there's
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 1: scream makes everything bad. There's nothing to substitute. Man. You know,
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: it's amazing when you give it to a kid, like
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  Speaker 1: if they clowning and acting. Some ice cream, man, let's
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  Speaker 1: shut all that down. Man. Oh yeah, down all that.
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  Speaker 1: You give him some ice cream. It's one of the
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• 1:24:10
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• 1:24:13
  Speaker 1: or she was making more money than you every day?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a question? Really? All right? If so, you
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: know there's you immediately want to rush into your boss's office. Huh,
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: he just happens a beata boss and asked for a
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  Speaker 1: comparable raise. Now this according to an article and a
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  Speaker 1: if you find out someone's making more that okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: good advice. Do not say you got it. That is
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  Speaker 1: not a that's not a good phrase to use when
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  Speaker 1: you want to raise or you got it talking to
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  Speaker 1: you when you talk to you, Why do you need
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  Speaker 1: a race because you got you got it? No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't point out stuff they are buying for themselves if
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  Speaker 1: you want to raise. I see you coming here with
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: a new suitor every day. What I need to know
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  Speaker 1: and I come that's not a good point. Don't don't
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  Speaker 1: go look at the car, look at it and I'm
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  Speaker 1: on the bus. Don't don't go there with that. Bring
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  Speaker 1: out your accomplishments. What do you bring to this company?
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  Speaker 1: That's why you want more money? I found out how
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 1: that upset me? So what did you do about it?
• 1:25:58
  Speaker 1: To him? Yeah, you go at Steve ra That didn't laugh,
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  Speaker 1: Steve as CEO. Though I have been at this a
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  Speaker 1: lot longer than you. I've been in this business longer
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  Speaker 1: than you. I've had more failures than you. You so
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: therefore wasn't going there? He was? You brought it on
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  Speaker 1: piece of theater. Since you brought it up, I want
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  Speaker 1: to talk about I've just been out here longer than you.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 1: But you got like two or three mozy roads than me, though.
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  Speaker 1: I mean it's a it's a scream them two or three,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. I looked at it. Hold on, no, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: you got four. You're referring to its commas, that's what.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about them. Zero commas. Kama's boy, man, your
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: money zero? Your money is in commas? What a comma? No? No,
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  Speaker 1: the comic right here? Hey, man, When you sit up
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: around some rich people and listen to him talk, they
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  Speaker 1: got nothing doing. No damn zero. I heard the common conversation,
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  Speaker 1: got it? Yeah, man, Well I look at it like this.
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  Speaker 1: The more you make that means we're still making So
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about. I'm looking at it
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  Speaker 1: like that. So thank you for keep making it, because
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: we made exactly the more he's here and the more
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: we're here and can how much time we got? How
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: much time for you attempt second sense? Okay, I have
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  Speaker 1: to do it on next all right, we'll be back,
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: and Steve has a question for us. When we come back.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: You're listening to stew All right, Steve, you said you
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 1: had a question for us. Okay, guys, now, this is
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 1: a real question, and I want you all to answer
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: the question seriously, Jay, Tommy, I want a real answer.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: This is non jokes. I have a lot of people listening.
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  Speaker 1: Let's play a little game. This is a very very
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  Speaker 1: motivational moment right here. The Bible is true, right, and
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: we all are believers in that, so we all know
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 1: clearly everybody on this show understands this. So here's here's
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: what I'm thinking. And vision boards really do work, and
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 1: dream boards really do work because it's a it's a
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  Speaker 1: it's it's a scripture. Rebecca two and two says, write
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  Speaker 1: the vision and make it so that he who reads
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  Speaker 1: it will run to it. And even though a terry
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  Speaker 1: wait for it, for surely it will come at an
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  Speaker 1: appointed time. All Right, I'm gonna give each one of
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 1: you a different amount of money, and I want you
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  Speaker 1: to tell me, seriously what you would do with that
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: amount of money. Junior, two million dollars cash? Right now?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: What would you do? I would set my nephew up, um,
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 1: you know, his conditions and stuff like that for his life.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 1: And he's not as fast as other children as learning. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So how much would you donate to that? Out of
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: two millions? A million? Okay? Now you got the other million.
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  Speaker 1: What you're gonna do, I'm gonna I'm gonna take that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about my home. I want to own a home.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, caller for real. Yes, five million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? I would set my daughter up
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  Speaker 1: her college fund. I would donate some money to my church.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: I love my church and charity and the rest. How much?
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 1: How much you're donating to the churches. I probably donate
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  Speaker 1: maybe a quarter of a million dollars to my church
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  Speaker 1: and another quarter of a million dollars to breast cancer awareness,
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  Speaker 1: and the rest on a ball. Okay, okay, what's the
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  Speaker 1: ball portion that you but that you're gonna do? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let me suit track, I said from the church. Carry
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  Speaker 1: that one that leaves me a million already. You don't
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  Speaker 1: spend a million, So I have four million left. Pay
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  Speaker 1: off my bills. All that's done. Your bills is paid
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  Speaker 1: off in the million. Okay, So I have four million dollars. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you will be kicking it all right, yea, Anthony Brown,
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  Speaker 1: you have twenty million dollars much God, because I see
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: what he's said, then will be own many white women.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of all my grandkids and all
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  Speaker 1: my kids. I'm a million apiece. I'm gonna give him
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 1: a million apiece, and then I'm gonna set up side.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 1: I got three kids, but I got like ten grandkids.
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  Speaker 1: They're not gonna get a million. They're gonna have to
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 1: split that up between all nine of them. Yeah, kids,
• 1:31:26
  Speaker 1: a million people. Now here's the thing. I'm gonna set
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  Speaker 1: upside another million for the kids because they're gonna blow that,
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  Speaker 1: okay quickly, They're gonna they're gonna run through that real quick.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 1: And then the next thing I know I want to do.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to have me an apartment in New
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  Speaker 1: York City Times Square. Oh my god, man, Yes, I love.
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  Speaker 1: I love to go to the theater. I love New York. Man. Cool,
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  Speaker 1: you could do that. And when we come back, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna talk a little bit more. We're gonna dream a
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: little bit, y'all. Y'all dreaming. You're listening to Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: more thing, Steve, I won't because this is how you
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: get things in life. You have to dream. You have
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  Speaker 1: to set really high goal. My father always told me, said,
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: aim for the moon in case you miss you will
• 1:32:23
  Speaker 1: still be amongst the stars. You just say that to
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  Speaker 1: me all the time. So I learned how to aim
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  Speaker 1: extremely high. Okay, but man, God to give you high stuff,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: but you gotta ask for it. Okay. So I got
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  Speaker 1: James listen million. We are now on over to Shirley. Yes,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: you have Shirley fifth, teen million dollars. What do you do?
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  Speaker 1: Go now? Oh my god? Okay, okay, I am all right.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 1: I gotta time. I have to absolutely tied. I have
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 1: to time. I got it. Yeah, I have to tie.
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  Speaker 1: I have to. I have to put that first. I
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  Speaker 1: have one church. Well, yeah, however, I'm going to tie
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: either to my one church. I have cousins that have churches.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do that. Yeah, I don't have a problem with
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 1: that at all. I will tie because I get to keep.
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  Speaker 1: I'm cool with it. I'm gonna buy. I'm gonna buy
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  Speaker 1: some real estate. I gotta buy some real estate, some homes,
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 1: some properties, some rental properties. Got to do that. How
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 1: much you spend on what real estate? Okay? Um, probably
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: probably about five million somewhere along in there, depending on
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: where I buy it, and if I buy it in
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 1: l A five million might give me a two bedroom apartment,
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  Speaker 1: two bedroom contra. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna invest some I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna I'm definitely gonna invest What do you mean you
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  Speaker 1: what are you talking about that? Yeah, I'm gonna invest
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  Speaker 1: some more, probably in the stock stock market or something.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 1: I gotta take some risks. I'm going to invest in
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: in the stock market. And um, I'm gonna buy some shoes. Yeah,
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wait, wait, I do have a child. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: she just called me five minutes ago. I asked me
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  Speaker 1: for two hundred dollars. Oh yeah, I'll take care of her,
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  Speaker 1: to take care of my family. Of course, I'll take
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  Speaker 1: care of well. I'm gonna leave a trust. I have
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  Speaker 1: eight and a half million dollars left. I'll leave her
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  Speaker 1: three million, three million. Yeah, I'll leave her about three
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  Speaker 1: million dollars all Tommy, Yes, sir, you have fifty million dollars.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? Five million? We finished Shooter, hell
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  Speaker 1: of a movie. I'm finn get every star I can
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  Speaker 1: think of. I'm shooting. I'm shooting because I know it's
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 1: gonna produce. What. Well, you won't get every star. You
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 1: can't get a whole lot of stars. Well, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't figure this out see what you wanna do
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 1: is you want to get them where they come in
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: and shoot their stuff in one day. These are cameos,
• 1:35:19
  Speaker 1: come in, shoot and get them out. You can get them.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 1: Can't get cameo with just this fin to be another
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  Speaker 1: damn who's stold cooperator the movie? Like? Hold on? First
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: of all, okay, Tommy, I just cannot. I cannot, as
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  Speaker 1: your uncle and at no, I cannot let you shoot
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  Speaker 1: a twenty five million dollar movie. Man, are you crazy?
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 1: Don't get that mine. We're gonna get that right back, Doc.
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  Speaker 1: Tyler ain't shot a movie for twenty five million? How
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: much money that? Man? God? Hey are you doing with
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 1: the five million dollar? Moving Tyler gonna be in the movie? Is? Alright?
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Go ahead? Man, alright, alright, I mean you got million dollars,
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  Speaker 1: all right, you got twenty five left. Anything's gonna take
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: but a couple million off pay off bills and houses
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: and stuff like I pay that off. Okay, if you
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 1: want me to truthfully be serious, I'm gonna get my
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: wife and kids somebody because I finished to lose. That's
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 1: that's accepted. If I get fitted. Let me go ahead
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 1: and fess up and get people some money, man, and
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: let them go on on about their life. Man. By
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  Speaker 1: the time I get fifty million, that's these people. That's
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 1: what they are. That's what they are at that point,
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: they just these God get your friends. Okay, give me
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 1: a figure to ask me for the dude, give him
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  Speaker 1: a hunted million. What you do, billion one spank your
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  Speaker 1: brand new g six fifty seventy millions right off, no stream,
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  Speaker 1: six fifty, top of the line. I'm going to the
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  Speaker 1: front of the list, because you gotta get in line
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: to get them. I'm going right to the front body
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  Speaker 1: number one slot. I'm giving a brand new six fifty,
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  Speaker 1: never been ridden in touch. I'm gonna redo it. It's
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: gonna be boss. I'm gonna put about seventy five million
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: on it. Got me a plane. I'm gonna take five
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  Speaker 1: hunted million, said it right on off to the side.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't gonna touch it, ain't gonna look at it. I'm
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 1: gonna put it somewhere while and get tempers and interests
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: on it. That five hundred million gonna get me fifty
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 1: million dollars a year to live on. I'm pimping five
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 1: and the rest of that damn money cut on Instagram.
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: The lady loves tour and watch her as shine, watch
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 1: dude hunt Damn. I'm thinking like boats, all that action
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: camera and look, and I'm going on Instagram for Instagram
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 1: and all my social media for three days in the row,
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: three days in the row to respond to everybody, and
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: then I'm gonna shut it all off. Ain't gonna beat
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 1: him nothing, because when I get through f you and
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 1: who all I want to say, oh, trust and belief.
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: When I get ready to out Shirley three days, I'm
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: going on social media to respond to everything everybody ever
• 1:38:30
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• 1:38:33
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• 1:38:37
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