Album 2. Track 5. Valentyne Suite

Those Who Are About To Dive with Dr. Glund · Jun 15, 2026 · 42m

Having survived another descent into the Colosseum archives—and possibly a heatwave-induced hallucination—your hosts Chaz Charles and the Voluptuary of Sound, Dr. Glund, arrive at the towering centerpiece of Valentyne Suite: a 16-minute, 52-second monument to ambition, improvisation, and the complete abandonment of commercial restraint.This week’s mission:VALENTYNE SUITEThe title track.The payoff.The reason the album exists.The moment Colosseum stop being merely a band and become a weather system.TRACK UNDER THE MICROSCOPE:Valentyne Suite — ColosseumWhat follows is less a song review and more…