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Last time on no latency. It is Halloween morning.
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Become fine. Pay you also can't find Mendel.
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Where, stranger worst. Not, you can kick.
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You guys have mail. It was a night of Halloween and
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all overnight City. The costumes were plenty.
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That the prices were shitty, the treaters did trick on a night.
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Fog was thick in a city of read this night.
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Brings the dread in a building once, nothing there.
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Lays what you? Wish a machine for the bending
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of a prepackaged dish. So come take your prize.
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If you think you're allowed your brother or Mother May Cry,
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there's a timer ticking to a mushroom cloud and a lot of
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people will die J. Now, where's my Damn.
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Duck back. There is Mama Mallard.
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Yay. I'm pick up.
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Mama mallard duck was here the whole time.
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You know that right quack. Well, yeah, but Mama malar
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wasn't perched on my head. So I was worried part of the
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costume. Gotta be part of it.
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Whoa. Now they're Sloan be a good girl
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but you go girl. Yeah back off.
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Hey you don't tell slow want to do.
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All right Remy look We've got a good working relationship here,
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but you do not talk to slow down.
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That way. You do not have your bird go
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after my mama Mallard. She's being a good girl.
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She's just sniffing her out. Don't you worry quack.
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So you got a message from Jay, whoever Jay, Maybe in the
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message, it says, Also that more messages will follow.
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Well, it's no Lena. This seems like some sort of
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prank or something I'd say yeah. You know what a band.
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Maybe. I bet that all of them, all of
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our friends that had disappeared.
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I bet they they're all working together in some sort of
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conspiracy to said, finally scare us once and for all you
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mean, Vandal and ping. Well and stranger.
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Who? Yeah, you mean that them not
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being here. Means that they're pulling a
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prank on us. Because what other friends do we
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have? No, I understand that.
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Well we did I just need to wrap myself around the eye of the the
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concept that Jeb thinks that we're currently being pranked.
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Right. Yes.
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You got it? Yeah, it's no longer Mischief
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Night. So there's no pranks are
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involved, right? Oh yeah.
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It's Halloween was yesterday. Know.
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Halloween is today. Owens today, it's the night
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before. Speaking of which we got any
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more of that simp Coke. I'm a little, I'm a little fuzzy
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right now. I gave you everything that I
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had. Can I look around to see if
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there's a line left? Yes, wrong perception, you find
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a line and a half of sense, Coke and did you find that somebody
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didn't do their line last night? So look at everybody.
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Don't look at me, I don't do drugs.
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Don't look at me. That's right from the ground.
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I ain't slurping it down. Wait, you weren't doing drugs?
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My no I drink. I wasn't doing drugs.
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I does Joy. Do drugs?
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Oh yeah no I'm off my tits right now.
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Okay, I was kind of worried that magic say that retro did all of
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that synth Coke by himself and that might explain why he's
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having an adverse reaction. Currently, wait a minute, was it
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you You were you so high off your balls that you kidnapped,
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our friends, really your friends at kidnapped.
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Wow know they're here. Retro it apparently has occurred
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that you're now mildly addictive since Coke.
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You just dropped an 8? Yeah, yeah, I don't remember
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doing that. Mmm, I'll see if some of that
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could spark something. Do I have my tile on me?
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You do have your tile on you. I have vandals location, turned
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on. Hmm.
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Is there a ping Romy? Basic tank?
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Are you looking for? I'm looking for oh there is no
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paying yeah or van dyle there you go.
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Anyway, is my child just not working at all or they just
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don't show up on the map. They just don't show up on the
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map. Okay?
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So All right, brain, synapses firing.
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So we're missing ping, then Del stranger, who else is typically
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Sano wasn't here last night but he is typically here.
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What if it's so no he thinks on I was pulling a prank on us.
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Didn't want to come to the party.
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It's averse to it the whole time.
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Maybe he's trying to show us up, I'm calling.
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So know who to past him. Sano, you're at your apartment
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and your tile goes off. What are you up to?
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I tried didn't sleep last night very well.
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So I got up kind of in the middle the morning, like, the
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early morning and I looked at some of my clothes and I saw
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like, a nice black kind of suit that I had.
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And I kind of put it on and then I kind of put on one of the mass
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I have for like disguise and kind of walked around my
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apartment, make sure nobody was there.
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It's kind of like a dress up a little, we'll see you after the
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theater costume, glow mask and all what else will suit.
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While you're walking around you, you get stopped with slightly by
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your Tha going off, its Iona thing ring answer it.
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Hello. I swallow quick question and if
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the answer is yes or no, I have several more questions after
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that. Okay, did you flash?
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Are you currently in the process of pranking, us know, okay?
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So if you're not pranking us, We're missing.
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Half of the party. And by party, I mean, that the
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group of people we count as Associates and Friends.
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Did they go home? You know what I called you
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first? So yeah, I'm going to call them,
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I'll call you back because I feel like we're gonna call Venda
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you cool then Del but as you go to press your thumb down on the
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call, then Del button you get a message on your tile then Del is
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hung over Bay Crane and you've got a task to do.
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Save them from the depths deep drain or you'll be feeling blue.
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You'll have to be smart but also be quick.
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The sand holds wonders and a crustacean trick.
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So get past the locals though, they seem all the same added
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some flavor for our little game now.
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Hurry, hurry, my little friend. This is the first few tick.
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Tock goes this Halloween cock. Who else has not been you?
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Jay. Hey, it is Ja why I'm case.
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Anyone was wondering. Look at em, man.
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We've got some real Salt, splashed with some Riddler shit,
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going on here. Yeah.
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There just seemed to be our friends lives in Peril, but I
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did want to point out that this it in voice conferencing.
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I'm a Sheen number where I don't know what you would call it is B
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0 0.01 so it's boo close up that.
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You might think that was funny because it is Halloween and this
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is, you know what it is. Very Riddler.
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Ask this is the second time we've brought up a DC villain in
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these last two episodes. Well, I was thinking so I was
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thinking on the First riddle before this one.
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And obviously it has a bunch of talking of regular Halloween
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Traditions. The thing that threw me off the
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most was the But the second-to-last mushroom cloud
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to. Yeah, timer ticking to a
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mushroom cloud and a lot of people died in which means to
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think of bomb. Yeah, most likely I'm calling
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Sano. It's I know your tile Rings
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answered. Yeah, yes.
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So it looks like it does look like our friends have been
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kidnapped. There is someone sending us
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riddles? It's very annoying.
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It's all Ween themed and rhyming.
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And So currently the first note that we got says that there's
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going to be a big explosion in night City.
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Most they said a mushroom cloud so, you know, take that as you
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will. But we just also got a
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notification that van Del is hanging over the bay on a crane.
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Gonna go down the drain. If we don't go there soon I'll
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be feeling blue or something like that.
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I'm not quite sure but we're definitely.
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Only going to need your help here.
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All right. I will go to the Bay did and did
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anybody see them get kidnapped? Hmm.
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No. I think we were drunk to
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actually everyone. Well, it might have only been me
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and Jeb who are drugged, besides, our friends because we
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don't we didn't partake in anything, but it can't be true.
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Oh, hey, 99. Did you see See anything last
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night? No, why is there a question mark
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there? I was paying paying games.
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Are you sure are you being? Is someone holding you against
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your will? And telling you to say that or
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were you actually playing games? No, I was embarrassed.
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I was, I was playing with Sonos Master.
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We said banana like seventy eight thousand times, that's
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really interesting. Can someone go check on saunas?
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Master please? I'm gonna go check his master.
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Um, I he says that he was playing with your master all
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night. So not a reliable source.
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Is he there gaze that? He's asleep.
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It's really a okay, I'm gonna get I'm gonna give a thumbs up.
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Oh you're an expression. Question is probably as your
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master there, yes. Or you could still there?
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Okay. Great.
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So I'm gonna get changed into the top, okay?
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So we'll just meet you there. Yeah, great.
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Okay, great, absolutely. Wonderful.
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You're not drunk, right? No, great.
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Great. We'll see you soon.
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Okay, head count. Me hmm, Iona.
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Hmm. Jab.
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Joy. Hi Joy.
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Joy tries to end up with are still stuck to the bench.
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Can I get some help Joe, could you go?
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Yes, I got her out of that cellophane.
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Yeah, right away. Thanks Jeff.
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I burnt my big old Boeing knife 0 which is just, you know it's
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also part of the costume buddy. It's very sharp.
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I promise but it's you know, it's also don't cut me.
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Oh well I wouldn't I wouldn't dream of it Milady.
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Oh great. Um, you should probably roll for
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that matter. Suppose.
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Rolls badly, murders Joy operation destroyed.
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It is Halloween episode. Oh my god.
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Oh try to look for a hybrid skill, wardrobe and style.
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What are you trying to do? Just trying to cut her out of
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there. Not of trying to not hurt her.
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If it means that I cut off a little bit too much of her
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costume, so be it. Cut her out of the chair, but
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now it's a bit like a hospital gown, their costumes, like, gone
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from the space back, and they sort of side, hustle out of the
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room. And I'm gonna go get changed.
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I am so sorry. Jordu.
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I can I help you at all? I'm not like in a weird way.
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I just feel if you cannot point a knife, that would be great put
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that away. I'll good luck.
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I'll keep selling gems. Thanks I am sorry.
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So sorry. Well really bungled that one up,
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didn't that don't worry. Let's look.
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Let's go solve this mystery and I'm sure things will be better
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by then to the docks to the docks that 9 floatin.
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Hey guys. The darks, apparently.
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Okay. Well, I'm back to take.
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You want to know such stuff? Yes, Doc's Troy.
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So there are a few Ducks. You can go to as the shipping
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docks and there's crane Bay and unnamed.
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October 4th. Quick question is crane Bay
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called crane Bay because there are lots of Local cranes or
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because a lot of the birds a winky winky cyberpunk Birds
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reference. Now is it called crane Bay
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because there are a lot of mechanical cranes for like
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loading and unloading shipments, or is it called Green Bay?
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Because there are a lot of bird cranes.
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Okay, loves my love's pop-up or Kalos?
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No, Los Dos. We really need to update your
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foreign language chip. Yeah.
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I mean, Is very funny because you're on.
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We I see what you did there. Not stop trying to make me like
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you stop it. Okay.
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Well let's I think crane Bay would probably be best as they
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kind of already put that in the first line just reverse them,
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that's fair. But the other one is a shipping
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base or they would have loading cranes.
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There, we could send Sloan over take a look-see.
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See if she can get us a little more information, have a report
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back. Wait a minute.
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Wait, it also says something about Saint holding wonders in a
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crustacean Trek, so would we know if the shipping area would
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be having sand or the other to roll look like that.
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Do you think that they've gone under the dark and that maybe
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there's a rock? But it's not a rock. it's a rock
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lobster. Cut it at that that whole bit
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retro, you wrote 17 on local expert.
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And you remember that only one of those three places has sand
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and that is crane Bay. Pretty sure it's cranberry.
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And I'm pretty sure it's going to be a bunch of steers there.
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Why would there be a lot of Steve's there?
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The third stanza. So, get past the locals, though.
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They all seem the same. I've added some flavor for a
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little game. What's typically?
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Usually the local? Has been the same.
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I guess that could be a Steve and I did get assaulted by a
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Steve earlier, are you okay, he was trying to take my head now,
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do you think the Steve's are behind all this?
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They don't seem the time that is true, but I do kick him in the
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bollocks twice, so he could be very angry.
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Well, I'm proud of you. I killed a Steve.
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We've killed a lot of Steve's. Never get up.
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I'm proud of you. I'm great.
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Okay. Now, I'm like pandering for a
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night you. I'm proud of you.
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Thank you. I'm embarrassed and I'm leaving.
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And I waddle out in my ostrich costume.
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You guys get invent a way tonight.
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The cranberry. Oh wow.
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You guys head to Crane Bay? Crane Bay is disgusting.
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It's this greenish polluted sand, all the way to the water
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and there are a bunch of cranes in the distance and in front of
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you is a large area of like sand dunes before the water starts to
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ebb and flow. Add more pollution to it.
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But you do see a bunch of tiny, tiny crustaceans.
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These little Crustaceans are essentially hermit crabs and
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they find old skulls and they get in them.
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And so there are different skulls of like, human skulls.
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Mostly human skulls is, this is where a lot of bodies dumped.
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Some of them have cybertek, some of them do, but they're all
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walking around on their own across the ground and you see a
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Steve jumps out and you guys too.
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And then explodes his body is just like blood everywhere.
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All right, everybody roll Athletics to see if you dodge
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it. Wait a minute going to be
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athletic. Surveys either's fine evasion.
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Yes, everyone roll evasion and either.
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Yeah, no, you're right immediately after this
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explosion. Nice.
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Is that everybody? Yes, I'm gonna have to roll for
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any NPCs. Do not know Evan, you get
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covered in Steve Blood and Guts, Iona and Jeb, you both sidestep
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beautifully as an arm and a leg flies by you.
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Both, you know, it's starting to occur to me that most explosion
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splatter in the same way. I feel like you've noticed this
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too and so there's like certain points.
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Where you can stand and you don't get hit with any Ike or
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viscera. Yeah.
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Yeah. You know, you just if you just
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kinda, you gotta just take a look at what's explode.
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And then will you do is your stuff.
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I'm here, duck and roll out of the way of said viscera.
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I didn't do that. But, but was then, do we don't
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know? We just got here.
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We should look and a Steve exploded great.
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How welcome to the gore. Are you being?
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I've been home medicine. Are you still wearing a suit?
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So I know yes II did. See also have your mask to I
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have not my mask because I was able to take that off but I
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didn't take off some suit because I didn't want to waste
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time. So I right.
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Wow somewhere to are looking very snazzy.
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This is also, can I also say he's hermit crabs are fucking
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huge if they are inhabiting human skulls.
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Yes. Yeah, I don't want to talk about
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what I'm wearing, so let's just fine window.
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You look really good. Thank you.
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So okay let's see here Modell's on the over crying Bay.
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Find out. Is this is this heart crab
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freaking. Anybody else out?
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Yes it's really freaking not. Stop it.
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I look at it. Stop stop that.
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It takes his to not amendable eyes and looks at you and they
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tap each other. It keeps looking now, that's
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adorable. But knock it off.
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Do we see any signs of Mendel or anything weird?
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This area roll perception, pocket 15.
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You notice 14 of these crabs on the ground and where the Steve
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exploded. There are pieces of a crab where
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he stepped these crabs explode. Okay?
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So crustacean Trek exploding. Crabs explode on crabs, seen it,
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where are you? Excuse me, are you going to
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explode Simpsons? Did what just walk forward and
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avoid the crabs. One starts walking towards jab
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our backup. I actually did it Romy a deep
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then it explodes and a piece of skull comes cackling towards
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you. How much is your armor?
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1111 it? Ablaze your armor by two and you
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take three damage. Yeah.
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Oh wait I'm sorry used to be 11. It's Seven.
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Are you did not get it repaired? Oh, whoa.
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Oh, oh well, it gets inflated by 2.
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And what would you said, seven when you say five damage?
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So to be clear I shot it and then it hurt me.
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You shot it, and then it exploded like a small land, mine
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went off, like a boom. Boom.
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Is there any you said there was an arm and a leg of a Steve that
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had blown by? Yep.
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When they explode, I'm gonna grab each of those.
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Those and I'm gonna throw them towards the water as far away
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from us as possible, Right? Open the crabs will follow that
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because it's a food source. Roll Animal handling Jesus.
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It's worth a shot. Yeah.
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Coffee them. Go away.
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There's seven left six left because Jeb exploded one and
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they're also like in a patner. Well there's some is a pattern,
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a pattern of them there. They're spread evenly in your
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path towards where the crane sir, okay.
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So Crustaceans blow up Sam World's wonders.
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So something's in the sand, one of those stations digs into the
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sand and then there's just a skull.
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Okay, so fuck landmines. I'm just going to run past them
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and not step on any skulls roll Athletics.
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Yeah. So now what cool things do you
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do to get past this land? Mine of these landmine crabs in.
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I jump and then land while on one hand and then do a back.
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Flip and then jump on the sign that says, welcome to Crane Bay
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and jump off that and get to the other side of the the sand
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there, it's easy. Come on.
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And I start running toward the bay.
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I follow us on, mm-hmm. Do you do an athletic flip?
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no, I do not but I'm going to recall in my memory navigating
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the, the Minefield of bureaucracy, like navigating the
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Minefield of the sand dune, Yep. Yep.
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Checks that I made a meme about this.
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And now this is not my life. Yeah, that's totally.
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Not valid. But like, I thought it was
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funny. Yeah.
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Fuck it. You can do it for the lulz.
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It's the Halloween episode. Where the walls Oh, capitals
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YouTube. Roll20. 1021, and it's perfect.
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It's like trying to scoot your way through a hallway after a
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big meeting. I'm very, I'm very familiar with
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mental. Minefields and so, physical
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Minefield is nothing. You do accidentally a new stand.
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Next to Sano. All right.
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Well. All right.
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Look jibs. Good at two things shooting and
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that one didn't work out and being sneaky so he's gonna be
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snake. Yeah, you sneak Pasta little
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crabs. They never even knew I was there
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except that I shot there, bro. And there are six crabs sitting
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in front of retro and he's sort of standing there with his arms
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crossed on a head. Back to Vanna White my pullout
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spare tire. Right, I'm Gonna Roll it towards
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the rest of the group trying to quit.
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Hopefully that will clear out anything that will be in my way.
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You hit one of the craps, it bounces off the skull crab
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scurries out of the sand. Looks at it and it doesn't go
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off and it's carries back into the Saint the role of one but I
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got all the way across. And is there a clerk?
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I will then follow all the way across.
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All right, roll athletic. So I know you don't fall over
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and land on my God damn it, get Advance it to the other Champs
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titch, okay? 15 is enough.
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Okay, get across and the little crabs all congregate together
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and now they're stuck a little cluster of skulls, and they dig
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in around the bottom of the crane base sign, as the night
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gets a little darker, can hear the little Noise is.
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There you go. Enjoy the little evening.
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You guys carry on to where the cranes are and there's a bunch
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of cranes around you. As you walk down, this alley of
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metal as they sort of try their best to get out into the water
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and pick things up, but they're above a big round.
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Cool is Van-Del hanging upside down from a crane and Earl and
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underneath them. There is something bubbling
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beneath the water help. How did you get there?
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I have a headache so I don't know.
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You woke up like that. I woke up like this.
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You and your partner. All right.
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So I stood there, most of the time we had fun.
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I had fun. Yeah.
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This looks like fun. What are you?
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I mean, like, did they, can we just go please the crane
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shutters down a whole step. It does that every now and
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again, I'm getting closer to the water.
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Well, I'm just gonna run up and I'm gonna drag it.
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So it stops doing that. All right.
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Well, the door was locked climate and I'll pick the lock
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or you can just climb it. You have a grappling gun?
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Do you not that? I do, Jeff.
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Would you like to be the hero today?
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Oh, as if I'm not everyday, walk up to that bitch, some but I can
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position below. And Jay, Paul's to catch, there
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is water below and out for the record.
27:14
Yeah, I'll wear nothing, but not below.
27:17
It's pretty deep. There's something you need to.
27:19
Okay, not below Jeb. So yeah.
27:22
How far is the water across? Like Todd, didn't know I'd say a
27:28
good hundred feet plus across. It's a big area of water that
27:33
whatever's under water is large and there's nothing on top of
27:37
the water is just water and yes, it's water is moving though.
27:40
There is something underneath, okay, can't catch you if you're
27:44
in the water. Well dude, there's there's
27:47
definitely something oh no through the water blasts
27:51
forward, the alligator from the sewer and it snaps Bottom of
27:56
where Batman bendel's arms are because they're upside down and
27:58
they pull their hands back and it narrowly misses and it
28:01
smashes down on to the water splashes, you guys over on the
28:06
side of the shit. I start shooting at it to get
28:11
its attention. Jeb but get bundle then we kill
28:14
that fucking thing. Maybe there's more than one jab
28:17
get burned down this track. The Croc I'm on it.
28:20
That is Lord. Jeb!
28:21
Stop licking your lips, I'm going, I'm sure Shooting here I
28:25
go. Roll furnish to Jim takes out,
28:28
his trusty grappling gun, and aims for the top of the crane
28:34
takes a nice because one I take a shot, bro, for it.
28:39
What do I roll? You can either roll any weapon
28:42
just to see if it hits so you can be creative about it.
28:44
Sure. We're going to go ahead and do
28:48
that. Yeah it's a 20, you're all 220.
28:51
It clink some to the top of the crane and it sells Up to the top
28:55
and, you know, above Vandal and they're on a long piece of rope
28:59
all the way down to the bottom. I'm going to go ahead and lower
29:01
myself down in order to grab the handle with one hand while
29:05
holding onto the grappling gun with the other two.
29:08
Then pull ourselves back up to the top next round.
29:12
Cool. When you get down that, that
29:14
legs are locked together and attached to the crane with a
29:18
sealed. Electronic feet lock.
29:20
Well, shit, Ramy, what the hell do I do with this newfound?
29:25
Mangled Contraption around their feet, turn it off and turn it on
29:29
again. I don't see enough button make
29:32
one check. You've gone now.
29:34
Yeah you still got a shot that was just an action.
29:36
Oh yeah, I must shoot that sombitch is rounded.
29:40
Roundly off button. The lock.
29:45
All right, the lock. Oh yeah you hit because it's
29:48
right there in front of you and your older 19.
29:51
How much damage do you do 10 damage?
29:53
A huge piece of metal falls off of it, and one of the legs and
29:56
hooks and now vendors hanging from one leg, you really should
30:00
fall on someone when you do that.
30:02
Fuck. Oh, as that happens, the
30:06
alligator jumps up and goes for a big bite and mrs.
30:11
Narrowly catching a little bit of vandals costume as it pulls.
30:15
B, don't you dump? Look at, don't grant wishes.
30:19
I don't, I don't grant wishes. Do we have to look that up?
30:22
And it's Mendel's turn shit? They take out hidden knife from
30:28
actually, I don't know. What do you want them to do?
30:30
Not go ahead. Oh, I could go ahead.
30:31
I like where you're going with that?
30:32
Take out a knife from their side pocket and they throw it towards
30:40
the alligator. It's the grenade knife and it
30:43
hits hard. And I'm going to use just any
30:46
old attacker, 19 Buck. Yeah.
30:50
It hits the alligator Square in the middle of the face and
30:52
causes for D6 damage, 14 damage a huge piece of Flesh blasts off
30:58
the nose, bone of this creature, and it rolls across the beach,
31:03
smearing the ground, with its puss, like blood and the black
31:07
liquid, pours out of it. And Jeb, that's something that
31:11
you might want to taste. If you get any any closer to it,
31:15
okay? That was a One-Shot.
31:16
That was cool, right? Oh man, you're doing.
31:20
We'll just stay just sit him. It's your turn.
31:24
I own. You're doing very good friend.
31:26
I'll just stay calm. I'm just going to shoot at the
31:31
gator inside. Actually, I'm going to unzip the
31:36
the but part the very very big but part of the Stretch lemon
31:42
inside. There is just all of my normal
31:44
supplies, right? Okay, good.
31:48
My guns are in there so I'm going to shoot at the gator.
31:52
It's always good to have space in your costume, for your guns.
31:54
Yes, it's very heavy costume. You rolled a 20.
32:01
That is it yet? Well, done.
32:04
So it's got a rate of fire of to I always forget this just roll
32:10
again. Okay, you all the 14, the second
32:12
shot, misses flies off, into the distance and across the sea.
32:17
Probably to land somewhere and be eaten by some sort of weird
32:19
fish, but the first bullet hits beautifully right across the top
32:24
of the head and causes a serious Grays.
32:27
And you do 810, you do 10 damage to this creature, right?
32:32
It's waning. Now it's not having a very good
32:35
time and it's black blood as turn starting to seep into.
32:38
Ooh, the water around it. Were you saying that you fought
32:42
this thing before? I thought we killed it a while
32:45
ago. When was that we were in a sewer
32:49
it was me and Ramey. We were super awesome about it.
32:53
Made a hole like electrocution. Overhang and what do we got?
32:57
The the vending machine turbo. Yeah, I believe it was.
33:02
We were robbed that collector. I think that goes back over a
33:05
up. So 20/21 it was a it was a
33:07
multi-part segment. Aunt?
33:11
Honestly, I thought it was one of our highlights.
33:12
What's going on? Yeah, that's right.
33:14
To attend. Sounds good for me because I say
33:18
shoot us at the alligator with what very heavy missile, okay?
33:24
I thought you might use your grenade launcher or something.
33:26
No, I have like one more of this.
33:30
You could pick up another bullet at some point.
33:32
I hope to 12, do you miss the bullet flies across the top of
33:39
the alligator's head and disappears into the distance
33:42
once again, you hear it skip. That's cool there.
33:47
I tried to get the alligator to come attack me instead of
33:54
joining up to get done Del. All right, how do you do that?
33:58
I shoot. And Miss I curse and say, hey,
34:03
Gator tried eating something with a bit more meat, on their
34:08
bones Romi persuasion. Hmm.
34:14
Okay. 16:16. The creature was a 15, the
34:21
creature turns its whole body and starts making its way onto
34:26
the shore. Coming towards sauna retro.
34:30
She'll turn, can I break into the crane, to be able to operate
34:34
it? Yeah, sure.
34:36
That, that's what I want to do. I want to break inside Ukraine
34:39
and jump into the cockpit and use the controls to swing the
34:45
pendulum. Delenn jab over to a safe
34:48
landing point and bring them down in a safe comfortable way.
34:54
Okay, cool. Roll, basic Tech to open the
34:57
door. Oh yeah, the door swings, right
35:00
open. You manage to Jimmy the lock
35:01
perfectly. You get inside and you try and
35:03
turn on. Yes.
35:05
All Right. Roll me.
35:10
It needs a key. So roll me something.
35:13
Len, vehicle. Take ya know.
35:14
It boots straight up and now you can control the crane we going
35:19
to do. I'm going to go ahead and use it
35:25
to swing them over to the dock as close as I can to Iona,
35:31
right? And lower it down so that way
35:34
they can, they're not hovering above the water anymore and they
35:38
can release then do as the crane swings over, one of the
35:42
Twinkies, drops out of endles jacket, and it falls into the
35:45
water and whatever's in the water goes, ravenous a bunch of
35:50
different kinds Of fish like piranhas stuck in the water
35:53
starts to Bubble, I don't want to fall in that.
35:56
Thank you as it swings over to where I owner is near the docks.
36:00
So now I have jab and then Del over me.
36:03
Yes, you should have been lowered down to the dock.
36:06
Yeah. Now.
36:06
All right. Well, then yet because year-old
36:08
high enough, they, and then lower down to the dock but then
36:10
Del is still attached by one ankle to this rope.
36:13
Ah, okay Hyuna, last night was crazy.
36:21
Why, why did you get into trouble?
36:24
I didn't mean to. I'm taking a couple deep breaths
36:29
because I feel like an angry parent right now and I don't
36:33
want to feel that way. I'm just going to get them and
36:41
we're gonna go to Vanna, White. And we're gonna do what I
36:44
assumed. Is that we are just going to be
36:47
waiting for another message from J to tell us where the next
36:50
person is all the while an alligator is still chasing after
36:54
Santa, he's far, I've got it Deb.
36:57
It's your turn. This alligator e too far away to
37:01
shoot a leech it. Yeah, you're goddamn right.
37:05
I can shoot it. That's it trick.
37:06
Question. 29 ping, not a bing bada.
37:10
Boom. You 20 and 25 Buzz your foots
37:13
head beautifully. And I mean, to say you do seven
37:18
and four damage, just it's got its now limping its way forward
37:22
towards on. Oh it's lost a leg which is now
37:25
rolled sideways roll me resist, torture drugs, failed.
37:29
We have to eat some of that meat.
37:31
Good luck smells so good. I'm going over there and stop
37:37
picking up his shove. It straight down, my throat, all
37:39
right. You gain full health yeah.
37:45
Oh God. I wouldn't have stopped doing my
37:47
own. The big alligator reaches Sano.
37:49
It is it disadvantage now? Because it is quite ill and it
37:54
misses terribly with, it's big claw, swiping and cracking, its
37:58
elbow in half. Ben Dell says well looks like
38:03
it's about to die. I left that robotic leg which is
38:06
attached to the last of the cuff.
38:08
They cock it back and kick really hard.
38:11
It separates us the meta muscle expands to crack the lock in
38:14
half and it flies towards the alligator, like some kind of
38:18
missile. Let's see how it Go and it
38:21
misses because they rolled a six.
38:26
Oh I'm still getting used to the leg.
38:29
Sorry, and that's okay. Well, I have to put you through
38:31
some training after this, I owner, it's your turn.
38:35
Well, now that you've had your fun, I'm dragging you to the
38:39
van. Okay, avoiding the mines,
38:42
avoiding the mines, Sano, I turned back around after I
38:47
dodged rolled is claw Tech from Dell distracted it with a little
38:52
bit of metal flicking, and as it turned, I jam it, my sword
38:58
straight into its neck. Nice.
39:01
I won't do the heat base. All right, don't want a see.
39:07
Jeb idiot look like behind this is the creature that I'm like
39:13
hmm. Okay.
39:16
Whoa erotic you world at 12. It did not go.
39:20
Well your sword scrapes across the top of its face missing
39:26
missing any exposed flesh and just scraping back the armor.
39:29
It now has no honor left but this still alive so I'll do a
39:34
little little turn and something again.
39:37
Oh that s hit completely hits. Perfectly.
39:40
Tell me the cool way you kill this creature.
39:42
Yeah, a little bit. Of its teeth.
39:45
I like bounce off the first and then I do a little turn in the
39:49
nice, shove it right up the top of the mouse and then slash
39:56
away. And all the blood comes out of
40:00
the top of its mouth, which also the ground, the black blood
40:04
spews, every are in it, settles into the Sands and seeps down
40:10
and the battle is over. Huh, huh.
40:16
Thanks for saving me. You're all right.
40:20
Yeah. No I'm fine.
40:23
I just woke up like this. Doesn't that seem a little
40:26
strange? Yeah.
40:30
It does. Hmm.
40:32
Also Wendell Holmes their shirt back and there's a piece of
40:37
string around their neck and around their neck, is a tiny
40:41
little Drive. I've got this.
40:46
I'll take a bundle, takes it off their head and gives it to
40:49
Retro. All right.
40:53
Well, I'm, I'm a, I'm going to turn on my virus scan first.
40:57
That's good. Then do?
40:59
I'm glad glad you are safe. Thank you for saving me.
41:02
I mean, it, I like, Being alive is also.
41:05
Why are you dressed all in green?
41:08
And I'm a I'm a leprechaun. Let's see, happy Halloween do
41:18
retro, I roll. Basic Tech is not my strong
41:21
point. You rolled a crit 29, the
41:24
message opens. And you notice one thing about
41:28
this message is that there's a bio tick, technical base
41:32
signature in it. And you only notice that because
41:34
you rolled a crit and then another message plays Stranger
41:38
has taken a ride. You won't believe what's there
41:42
inside. The lights are ready, but when
41:45
the green flag drops, the car explodes.
41:49
When the journey stops Save The Stranger and win a prize, be the
41:53
heroes in the common eyes. The clock is ticking.
41:57
You've have one more friend before the Big Bang at the very
42:02
end. Jay
42:17
next time on no meetings. It's literally called the blood
42:26
race. Oh, yes, sure.
42:29
Let us enter the race. Jeb, you can drive because
42:32
that's what you're good at. Well, well, well if this isn't
42:35
just the exact thing that I am prepared to excel at.
42:40
Hey it's Reeves and we feel better is like a great if you're
42:44
selling tickets I would like one but because you fucked up our
42:47
plan. I would like one for free.
42:49
I'll go grab my bike. I'll be right back.
42:52
I am giving. Jeb Jeff's the Most
42:55
i-told-you-so stare, but can we trust him to do this himself?
43:02
He's got a grappling hook, he'll be fine.
43:04
I do not trust. You have to do this alone, he
43:06
might win the race, but then again winning the race is not
43:10
mean Victory. So, well, we would need to get
43:14
another spot. How else can we get a spot?
43:16
I can ride Double Dash on his back.
43:49
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45:02
next? I don't know why you keep
45:03
sticking your Anger in that part.
45:05
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45:07
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