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Food Allergies, Little Mean Things, Plandemic End, Messages and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: Everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on, dave
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  Speaker 1: Man o man o, man Hey, you know to date.
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  Speaker 1: I just want to say something, um that I don't
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  Speaker 1: think I've ever shared this way before. UM. The title
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  Speaker 1: is very simple, and that is it's been worth it
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  Speaker 1: to me, you know. I just I just kept thinking
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  Speaker 1: that this morning, that it's all been worth it to me.
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  Speaker 1: And what I mean by that is this relationship that
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  Speaker 1: I have with my heavenly father, it's been worth it
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  Speaker 1: to me. I can't even tell you the value that
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  Speaker 1: it has had in my life. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 1: how it's helped me to understand not only my purpose,
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  Speaker 1: but to better understand my past. That's That's that's critical, man,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm grateful for that, because so many people can't
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  Speaker 1: get beyond their past and event a set of circumstances,
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  Speaker 1: some calamity that besets them. Maybe it's been grief something,
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  Speaker 1: but it ties so many people up. It's been so
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  Speaker 1: worth it to me it, man, it's it's been worth
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  Speaker 1: having someone to go to when no one else was there.
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  Speaker 1: Do you do you understand what I'm saying. It has
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  Speaker 1: It has given me a place to go when no
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  Speaker 1: one else has been there. Oh, hey man, we're pulling
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  Speaker 1: for you. Hey man, hanging there, hey man, keep your
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  Speaker 1: head up, all of that. But I gotta tell you, man,
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  Speaker 1: you get yourself in some circumstances and situations in this
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  Speaker 1: thing called life when no one can help you but God,
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  Speaker 1: When the only person that could possibly understand or know
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  Speaker 1: what you're feeling is God. The only person that I'll
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  Speaker 1: sit there with you through it all and understand everything
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  Speaker 1: about it has been God. It's been worth it to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: It's it's been worth it to me. It's been the
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  Speaker 1: biggest improvement in my life. I mean, man, as I
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  Speaker 1: look back over my life and forming a strong bond
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  Speaker 1: with God has been the most beneficial thing to me.
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  Speaker 1: You know, these things you read in your in your
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  Speaker 1: in your in writings in the Bible or or whatever
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  Speaker 1: you're reading. You know, when you when you read scriptures
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  Speaker 1: and things of that nature. It it's it's been around
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  Speaker 1: a long time. It holds so much truth to it.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, man, it's like, how could this have been
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  Speaker 1: written so long ago and still pertain directly to today?
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  Speaker 1: I mean that that's amazing. That is amazing to me that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that has to be God at work to
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  Speaker 1: have written something so complete, so dead on point that
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  Speaker 1: if you read it today it means exactly what pertains
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  Speaker 1: to today. That's amazing, man. That's why my spiritual walk
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  Speaker 1: it's just worth it to me. And I keep saying
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  Speaker 1: it's worth it, because if you're sitting out there and
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  Speaker 1: you're tripping like I was tripping, deciding, now let me
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  Speaker 1: do it. I got a few more things I want
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  Speaker 1: to do, a couple more girls I want to hoil at,
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  Speaker 1: couple more things I want to get into. I got
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  Speaker 1: a couple more deals I want to do. I got
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  Speaker 1: a little bit more dirt. I want to roll up
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  Speaker 1: on me a little bit. First for while, man, I
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  Speaker 1: wish I had known. I really wish I had understood
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  Speaker 1: exactly what forming a relationship with God would do for me.
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  Speaker 1: It's been worth every person who out there who hate
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  Speaker 1: on me, that don't even know me, it's because I
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  Speaker 1: have a relationship with Him that I'm fine with that,
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  Speaker 1: or I don't care for it. But it ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: stop me though. See, because I know for a fact
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  Speaker 1: that haters make you greater. I know for a fact
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  Speaker 1: that haters validate your mere existence. I know for a
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  Speaker 1: fact that half of them is out of envy and
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  Speaker 1: jealousy because of something you're doing that they wish they
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  Speaker 1: could do or they won't credit for, so they just
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  Speaker 1: now anything all that bam, and now you just all
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  Speaker 1: over the place with people. Man, I'm so grateful for
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  Speaker 1: this relationship that it has not allowed outside influences that
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  Speaker 1: do not have my best interests at hard to throw
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  Speaker 1: me off. Course, it has just been worth it. And
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  Speaker 1: if you're sitting out there and you're wondering about the
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  Speaker 1: benefits of it, I can't even tell you what it's
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  Speaker 1: like to know that when bad things are happening to me,
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  Speaker 1: the calming piece that I feel that I know that
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  Speaker 1: that's gonna be all right too. That I know that
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  Speaker 1: this tool shall pass. That I know in my heart
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  Speaker 1: of hearts, man, that there's got to be a reason
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  Speaker 1: for this. And if I can just hang on in there,
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  Speaker 1: he gonna unfold that from me and he gonna let
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  Speaker 1: me see it. But the number one thing I always
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  Speaker 1: know is I'm gonna survive this one too, that this
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  Speaker 1: tool shall pass. It has been worth it to me, man,
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  Speaker 1: to have this thing called faith, which is the belief
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  Speaker 1: in things that you cannot see, and to know man
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  Speaker 1: along the way that, oh, my goodness, man, even though
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's next, or even I'm not really
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  Speaker 1: sure about the next step, I do know for a
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  Speaker 1: fact that some mooe is coming. I do know for
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  Speaker 1: a fact. It is a fact that God will take
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  Speaker 1: care of me. It is a fact that he will
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  Speaker 1: never ever leave me or desert me. If I just
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  Speaker 1: stay here while I'm suposed to be. He's coming, The
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  Speaker 1: Calvary's coming over the hill. He coming over the hill,
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  Speaker 1: and when he come over that hill, he gonna wipe
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  Speaker 1: out all this mess down here. That's that's trying to
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  Speaker 1: hurt me, That that I don't have to worry about
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  Speaker 1: my enemies anymore that my enemies that are all around
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  Speaker 1: you can surround me. You can shoot all the arrows
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  Speaker 1: you want. That's not to say that none of them
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  Speaker 1: ain't gonna come close. And I ain't gonna say that,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I ain't gonna be a little under some pressure,
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  Speaker 1: a little nervous about being shot at so hard. But
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  Speaker 1: at the end of the day, I know this for show.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't none of them gonna stick in me. You could
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  Speaker 1: shoot them, but ain't none of them gonna stick in me.
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  Speaker 1: No matter what you do, no weapon formed against me.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing you can't. You can't do nothing with me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so cool. It's been worth it for me. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to ladies and gentlemen. Have your attention, please. Uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is Steve Harvey. I'm trying to get your attention
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve so calling morning, Steve crew cutting up,
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  Speaker 1: sure Junior has this coffee. I was just checking because
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  Speaker 1: Monica was supposed to put the cream and sugar in there. Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know they were relationship. Was that weight though?
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  Speaker 1: What they just got into a major argument about cream.
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  Speaker 1: I was listening. I didn't know that. I thought they
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  Speaker 1: had more of all, you know, co worker existed. This
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  Speaker 1: sound like something would like a relationship Tennis. Yeah the
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  Speaker 1: hell is your coffee yet? Exactly your clothes? He shut
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  Speaker 1: the room down with that. We're working on it, all right, working,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not playing about my coffee though every morning
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  Speaker 1: the same thing. But who you're talking to like that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You wait, get it though, she be over there. Just
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  Speaker 1: grinny girl. You better take care of you man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: they stayed down, and you know she is about her now.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I've never seen all these years I've known
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  Speaker 1: Monica sip Monica. She never came in here to day
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  Speaker 1: She can do them herself. I can't do really, I
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  Speaker 1: can't cause she's stay in the line. Oh yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. She polish looks like I ain't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't draw outside the line. Yeah, but it's something with those.
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  Speaker 1: you got it. Now you're good. I'm good man, I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: in a machine that heats stuff up. As far as
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  Speaker 1: I'm concerned at cooking, that ain't in my world. That's cooking,
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  Speaker 1: the building with run that prank back? What you got
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  Speaker 1: for us? Neff my roommate Benny, my roommate Bennett. It
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  Speaker 1: was loud in my ear. It's frank time. Everybody know
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  Speaker 1: it's prank time. Get ready, my roommate Bennett running that
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  Speaker 1: catch Hello, must meet to Devin. Yeah to see Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, this is Chris. I live a buf you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't ever met you before, but you you you have.
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  Speaker 1: You've been calling the leasing office about complaining on me
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  Speaker 1: about I'm making too much noise away. Yeah, man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: my bad, bro. I was trying to catch you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I could never. I could never catch you at home. Man.
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  Speaker 1: It's like you know, bro, I work a knife. I
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  Speaker 1: work at night. Yeah. Yeah, you're saying. I say I
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  Speaker 1: work in a day, but I can't sleep at night, broke.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know what's going on in your apartment.
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, I ain't trying to be in your business.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be your business player. I just
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  Speaker 1: can't get a sleeping night, man, because it'd be a
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  Speaker 1: lot of noise or a lot of noise, a lot
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  Speaker 1: of talking. And what you do is your business, bro.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying, pleased, man, But you ain't got to
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  Speaker 1: go to the leasing office. Man, oh you have to do.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's hall at me? You ain't the you
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  Speaker 1: know they got me written up like you know what
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  Speaker 1: one move complain on me. They're gonna put me out
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  Speaker 1: of something. Well yeah that, Like I said, though, I
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  Speaker 1: was trying to get I was trying to find you.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. But we I guess we
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  Speaker 1: miss each other because you you working night. I work
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  Speaker 1: in a day. So you know when you're going, I'm coming,
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  Speaker 1: and when I'm coming you going, I'm saying, Brian trying starting.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to, you know, go to work and
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  Speaker 1: pay my pay my bills. Man, time I be at
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  Speaker 1: work at night, man, you know what I'm saying. I'm
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  Speaker 1: trying to get my hustle on, like you trying to
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  Speaker 1: get yours on. Dollahlahlahl on. Okay, okay, let's make it
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  Speaker 1: my sense, bro, if you are working night, somebody in
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  Speaker 1: your somebody in your apartment, how can loud in them
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  Speaker 1: keeping me up? Square bitting it? Okay, you got a
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  Speaker 1: roommate us long, No, I ain't gonna roommates, man, Benny.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody in there talking loud, holding a conversation. It's like
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  Speaker 1: two people in there, talking loud every night. And that's brother.
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  Speaker 1: That's Spenny man, Benny be talking. Okay, you say you
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  Speaker 1: ain't got the roomance? How Who who is Benny? Who
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  Speaker 1: is Benny? Spinny? Is my bird? My parents? That's Benny
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  Speaker 1: Be talking like, man, stop going me dive listen mine
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  Speaker 1: what why Wait a minute, you're trying to tell me
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  Speaker 1: m bird? That was being man. I don't have bity
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  Speaker 1: two years, that's my bird. Birds don't even live that long.
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  Speaker 1: So so now I'm sucking night. I'm at the work
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  Speaker 1: because because a bird, that's what you want. That's what
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  Speaker 1: you called me to tell me. I'll call you to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. You You ain't gonna be putting this complaints on me, man,
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  Speaker 1: but I'm not. I'm gone. That's been in talking, man,
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  Speaker 1: spend it in yo yo yo, Benny. Wait a minute, hey, look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you now do something with the bird then,
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  Speaker 1: or that's gonna be some consequestions and repercussions. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: about some fried chicken around a man. Pretty is like
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  Speaker 1: a family member to me, birth too? Can Sam the
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  Speaker 1: chicken on the car flake box Kentucky chicken? Just so, Brian,
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, you don't tell me nothing better about my birth. Okay, brother,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe man, you need to square of
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  Speaker 1: from front of each other because you don't you don't
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  Speaker 1: disrespect betty man. All right, all right, you take something,
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  Speaker 1: all right, all right? I bet that be on my
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  Speaker 1: table when I get home. If it's a bird, then
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  Speaker 1: I'll beat that. Beyall my don a table. Man. Amen,
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  Speaker 1: Then you ain't gonna sit and disrespect me and trying
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  Speaker 1: to tell me what you're gonna do to my bird.
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  Speaker 1: But you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to Benny. Tell
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  Speaker 1: you what I tell you what you can date you
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  Speaker 1: at home right now? What you got to work tonight?
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  Speaker 1: I bet you beat it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I
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  Speaker 1: bet you well these things liking good tomorrow. Man, an
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  Speaker 1: hold on a minute, man, wait a minute, dog, what
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  Speaker 1: you played do and start talking about what you're gonna
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  Speaker 1: do to my bird? Not and told you you file
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  Speaker 1: for going to the listen office calling me, y'all and
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  Speaker 1: now you're on the phone. I'm trying to work this
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  Speaker 1: out with you, and now you ain't trying to work
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  Speaker 1: right now. First off, you you called me and tell
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  Speaker 1: me that it's a bird holding a conversation with itself.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a stupid right now. But I'm hold the stupid
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  Speaker 1: even continue this conversation. Excuse me, I fly a night.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just serious. Man who use some areas or something like? Man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: bro listen, whatever it is, this is a bird or
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  Speaker 1: recording whatever. If you gotta do stuff to wait and
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  Speaker 1: it was a bird, man, I'm gonna be solid salted
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  Speaker 1: if this is a bird, I'm gonna really it's a bird.
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  Speaker 1: It's spenny, man, it's spinning you. All you hare to
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  Speaker 1: do is come to me and we could have had
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  Speaker 1: a little like me. Hola hola, hola. Okay, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna have it like men and names. First off,
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  Speaker 1: leasing office wouldn't give me a name. What's your nine?
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  Speaker 1: My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm deafering. There we go,
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  Speaker 1: there we go. Listen, doal. I ain't for the past
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  Speaker 1: three months, you know what I'm saying. I ain't really
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  Speaker 1: been getting no sleep because of this bird. You say
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  Speaker 1: it's a bird. I don't believe that. But a bird
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  Speaker 1: like a bird. Come on, dog that's doing something bitter
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  Speaker 1: for to you? Well take them to work with you
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  Speaker 1: is I don't care, figure something out, but whatever going
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  Speaker 1: on up there with you and your buyre need to
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  Speaker 1: come to an immediate house or it's gonna be something down.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is threatened
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  Speaker 1: me by what's going on in my house. Hoole man,
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  Speaker 1: look kill you ain't been it's being in nis whatever
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  Speaker 1: the nine years. You need to do something with that
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  Speaker 1: or it's gonna be some Really, it shows like why
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  Speaker 1: am I going back and forth with you about this?
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  Speaker 1: You keep telling me something about a bird. It's a bird.
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  Speaker 1: What's the problem with it? What's the problem? I understanding
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  Speaker 1: that people have pet birds? Say man, I don't give
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  Speaker 1: them if you have a pet bird. But really, this
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  Speaker 1: out all night long? How do you? How do you?
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: How do you live with this thing? Come? They'll never
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: shut up. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what
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  Speaker 1: Benny told me to tell you, though, God'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what Bena told me. Wait wait wait wait wait wait
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  Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait waite Chris White White Brother,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to hear what no bird told you
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  Speaker 1: to tell me? Can I tell you what Benny told
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  Speaker 1: me to tell you? What? What? What? Then? He told
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  Speaker 1: me to tell you this? That this is nephew Timmy
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  Speaker 1: from the Steve Harvey Martin Show. You just got pranked
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  Speaker 1: by your boys, Sean, Dude, did I get your man?
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  Speaker 1: Got me? God? You got it man, that guy, I'm
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to wait to this dude. Get armed out and talk
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  Speaker 1: to him. Line talk somebody, you about some posing bird.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what's the stairs, man, I do God,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be up our night and I'm saying I'm missing
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  Speaker 1: I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing now. I'm saying I'm
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  Speaker 1: missing y'alls in the morning because i'm robbing hitting the slow.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: But I got one more thing, as you what is
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
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  Speaker 1: show in the lane man, Steve More the shop. That
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  Speaker 1: is my roommate, Benny just wanted to do it. Oh man.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got different kind of roommates. Mine just having to
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  Speaker 1: be a bird. You understand what I'm saying, my roommate.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening show, all right? Come on, Junior, time for
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  Speaker 1: truth to be told. Yeah, I'm sure listen. I want
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  Speaker 1: to say something. This is this is very important because
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  Speaker 1: I know this is happening to everybody truth be told.
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  Speaker 1: People who are allergic to food need to eat with
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: other people who are allergic to food. But if you
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: allergic to eggs, you know people who are allergic to food.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: You have food allergies, food allage, Yeah, you need to
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: eat with other people with food allage. I'm tired of
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: this look. First of all, say something. Don't wait till
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: we get to the restaurant. I did all my plate,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: get here, and you say I can't eat fish? Okay,
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: where was all this information on the way to the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: restaurant before we got there? You could have been saying,
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: so we didn't pass six other restaurants not in order. Uh,
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I can't even stand the smell of fish, or we'll
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: get your fitping that because we were about to eat.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not feeling I'm nowhere else because you're to stick yourself.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, because I ain't got time to be driving.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: You can ball my gage your feed. Just why you
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: gotta keep changing restaurants because you allergic to fish. I'm
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: fine with fish. Somebody can't smell it. They can't be
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: around around sending them in the shops. I always wonder
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: why you was twitching over that. I ain't know I
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: feel sad, letting me know. Secondly, stop asking people what's
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: in it? Okay, we don't. It's stupid everything in it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: You can't can't come out every time to take you so, well,
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: what's in that? When y'all ask me? You just ain't
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: gonna eat because I'm you just need to eat other
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: people who are leerging the food trying to please you
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: that I like it the kind the right man. They
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: should have organizations. Yeah, they need food allergy especially they're
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: people as allergic to peanuts. Yeah, they can't the whole planet. Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: I was on the plane one time. We fitting ready
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: to take off, and I'm sitting in first class and
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: all of a sudden, to dude open up that side
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: door where the catern come in. It got to take
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: the stuff out, and we were already ready to pull off.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Come to find out later, then got on the plane
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: with a little boy that's allergic to peanuts and nuts.
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: He has a nut allergy. Yeah, so they came in
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: and took all the nuts off the plane. What so
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: now I'm I'm because I'm hungry, I'm waiting on my
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: little bowl of hot mixed nuts. Yeah, they then took
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: all the nuts off the plane. So they're doing this.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: I don't really pay no attention. So the lady come
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: around taking your order, what you want and I said
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: like that. Now I'd say, could I please, just ahead
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: of time, get the mixed nuts. I'm really hunger? Oh,
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: mister harving him? So sorry that was the delay. We
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: had to take all the nuts off the plane. There's
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: a little boy on the plane that has a severe
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: nut allergy. Okay, well wait a minute, hold what they
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: I got to do with the other one hundred and fifty? No, no, no,
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: no, no no, his little sick ass can't fly hollow who
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: you look? Got a hundred and other people don't here?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Got a ticket? We can't handle damn nuts. Course, a
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: little old thought is in the back. And yeah, you
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: know some of the rich ass named Bradley wanted them
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: little boys in the back because he can't eat nuts.
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: He can't he can't even smell on nuts. We don't
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: need to be on the plane. Then, how you're functioning
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: life like that? You're gonna pass by somebody, even the nuts.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: I got some nuts. I mean there's people with some
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: really bad nuts out of there. Oh yeah, I ain't
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: really tripping on that just if you're gonna get on
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: the plane. You can't have it. Take all the damn
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: nuts all, No, you can't do that because she can't
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: smell nuts. Is smellow wow, he can't smell up. Now
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: if you're sitting next to him and you opened up nuts,
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: he has an allergic reaction. We need to put his
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: ass in the bubble gat his ass a little astronaut
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: suit so he can gonna live a little half half light.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You roll for that. You can't even go to the
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: ice cream truck as a boy because he had to
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: stuff in there, got a nut on it. Yeah, buddy,
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: buddies man, you can't go down to the stoll the
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: candy counter. Are you about to fell on patties? Sitting
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: up the sitting up in hire man? Almost? You know
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: what too though? At Tisha school you can't. You can't
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: see kids to school with nuts and the snacks. They
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: are real strict rules on all that at school of
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: what your kid can eat and have at school, what
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: your own child can't have. You can't have all that
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: because kid might be allergic to it. My wife Jackie,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: had a relative come about for Thanksgiving and say they
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: some little girls and allergic to nuts? And what did
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: y'all friday turkey in? I said, peanut on? Oh wow,
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: she can't have didn't tell he don't need the damn
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: take it cut her from. I'm not man. We out
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: with a pardoner. We finished golfing. We're going to the
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: crab shot crab shot, Yeah, he said nothing and asking
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: about heat on eat shell fish? What hell you think?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Where do you think? We asked in the ground here
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: trying to ask for something else. He ain't got nothing else.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Get crabs. They can't take him. They can do that
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: for you, but the ass is even crab. We're not
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: going nowhere else, I said, dunk, Are you for real? Man?
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: You know I didn't even really know the guy. He
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: just went with us. I don't gonna go with you guys. Man,
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: guys are so funny. Okay, we sit up in the
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: man we all and I ain't got three pounds of cray.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: I'm ready to go give me the big Yeah. We outside,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: we got cigars or his only crack, literally his ass
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: sitting up in here. I didn't like nothing about him.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: He didn't smoke cigars and his ass couldn't ee shell
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: So you didn't like don't tell you right now me
• 26:25
  Speaker 1: and you will not be free. Yeah, you better take
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: your eppn hold it to your nick like you a hospital.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Because so let me ask you all this, what happens
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: to them when they get around the stuff. What kind
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: of can close up? They can break out? Yeah? Some
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: of its severe? Yeah yeah, some of it really. But
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: this joke we write name about that, it ain't buy
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: none of them if they don't say nothing, Tommy asked,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: as usual. Yeah, yeah, we're talking about the ones that
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: don't say something. I ain't saying nothing. We all get
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: on the plane now, No, we find out did a
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: little boy, a little nutty in the back can't be around? Yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm idn't bought a pay day in the line, but
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: they d nutted the plane took it all off. I
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: tell y'all, Can I tell y'all? No my pay damn
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: yet to find out at thirty five thousand feet just
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: how sick is a little land crazy? You're listening all right?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: So I see we have here little mean things. I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: know it's me. That is all me. This is all
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: this is all me. I have been dubbed the meanest
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: person here. Well, you're not really a mean person. Your
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: honor is hell just old honor, bitter, just grunt. Yeah,
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: very good. I take all that. Yeah, and the little
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: things that give me enlightenment a little mean things that
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: I like to do, like Okay, if I see somebody's
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: dog using like using outside, I like to hunk the
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: horn real loud and I didn't right in the middle,
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: just make him. That gives me enjoyment. Yeah, Like if
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: I see somebody running for the elevator, I'm on elevator
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: and the hold of dough. I'm coming. I act like
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: I'm holding the door, but I go through the mod
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: You can make it. Come on, man, come on, act
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: like you look. Yeah, I didn't stop pushing that button.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: And then when that dog close, I love it down
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: right back down. So and if I see somebody in
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: the store, his wife or his girlfriend, oh my god,
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: so much. I love like when they're not looking, put
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: condoms and loot in their basket when they get down
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: your puh that check see that look on. Oh my god.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: When I see little ladies crossing the street but with
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: the walk up that we didn't get right in front
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: of the just hit the gait, hit that gas, wut
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: your foot on the brake right, get that look fat
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: rabbing straight up. Baby, I'm not yet. I don't mind
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: taking your pocket space. I don't mind if I see
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: you waiting, I get up in there. I know you wait.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: You're gonna work out for you. A lot of do this,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: A lotta go to a restaurant. In a restaurant I
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: go to in my birthday. Get that church birthday, you know,
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: but you gotta say low, you know it whatever diabetic
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: and he's getting take. If I'm in church right and
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you got your baby face to me, I'm gonna make
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: him cry paris turn around. That's one right. You're going
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: in the ladies, in the ladies stories, like in the
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: biggest of the big shops, and you switch the sizes right,
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: you put size six on the fourteen, so she thinks
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: she got on the stand. I'm coming down. It's coming
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: out right so much. Just the last one right here on,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Just the last one, hitchhickers, Oh my god, that's the
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: best to the best, because you know they've been out
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: there for a while. You stopped by two blocks up
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: and you have to help where you got what? Come on,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going that way? Didn't you dry your heads? Just
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: to watch him in the Rivi. Look, oh my god,
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: that is so much I know people still here was
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: the best when he got he broke down right and
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: you see it on his safe You hit that but
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: and it up. You want lock all this up and
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: nobody going down. Man. My favorite got to be the
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: old lady on that walk. He come right right in
• 32:42
  Speaker 1: front of the din. They turn and cut you off
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: because they can't do that. That is just ross. I
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: know you put them columns in that bath on God
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: put me when trying to figure out which one of
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: y'all right, who this who? You got this proud of yourself?
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: You got another one? Come all right, I gonna move
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: the right, okay, wait to get proud. Yeah, we all
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: love movies. In the middle, right in the middle, middle seat,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: right in middle seat, right the whole movie. Excuse me,
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: coming through, gotta pe then go back into me, come through.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: Still still had too much soda? How time in between
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: you when you're leaving right right right, gott a peek.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Im had too much soda. The little things I like
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: a couple parties and this dude, fat dude kept getting
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: me the man come by one bore all right, all right,
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: coming up one of her favorite segments, The ignorance does
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: not stop on this show, right or wrong? With the
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: nephew and Junior coming up next. You're listening to the
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: stew well. Time now to ask the CLO Chief Love
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Officer Steve Harvey. This one is from Billy in Ohio,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: Steve Billy Wright. But listen to this Billy Wrights. I'm
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: tied up in an affair with a woman that loved
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: to have sex on the back seat of her Chevy Tahoe.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: This past Sunday, I was at church with my wife
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: and she pulled up to the church and texted me
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: to come outside. I left church and went to the
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: back seat of the tahoe. Afterwards, I nodded at the
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: parking lot god guard and uh, I went went. I'm
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: back in church The next Sunday, the security guard told
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: me that my secret was safe with him. Should I
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: trust him or not? First of all, Dog, First of all,
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: should I trust him or nothing? Let's start with you
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: stupid please dog, he the security guard. You had to
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: climb in the back seat or y'all had to go
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: into the back seat. Either way, you went in the
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: back door or you climbed over the seat. He saw it,
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: and he tell you a man, your secret safe with me?
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Should I trust him? Okay, let's say you don't trust him?
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: What's your next move? What? Hold? Hold? Let me guess
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have him killed? Dog? What the hell can
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: you possibly do? Can you trust him? Dog? You're stupid? Man?
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: We are you answering that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you could
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: trust him? Why did you go out there and get
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: in that card? I can't get past that leaving at
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: a church church? All right, billy, you're on your own,
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: so says a cello. All right. This one is from
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: New Mommy and Monroe, Louisiana. She says, I'm a twenty
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: four year old mother of a two year old boy,
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: and I'm engaged to a man that is not my
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: child's dad. He's planning to adopt my son and he's
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: already talking about how he's going to discipline him. My
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: son is at the age where he says no to everything,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: and he thinks it's cute. My fiance says it needs
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: to stop now, and he needs something better than the
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: swat on his butt that I gave him. He says
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: he needs a leather strap on his butt. But that's
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: a bit harsh for a two year old. How can
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: I defend my baby from this? Well, I think that's
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: a little harsh for tweet. I grew up getting spinks,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: but not at two. No, brother, you need to pull
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: up and you need to talk to you, to you,
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: to your future husband about it, because obviously he has
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: no children. Anybody talking about striking a baby at two,
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, you need more. You need a
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: strap on a two yeard? Are you kidding me? Now?
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: You've been traumatizing, But you need to sit down and
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: have a talk with him. I would suggest y'all probably
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: need to go to some type of counseling about child
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: weary because that's so many other ways to raise children.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: here's a question for you. Are wonderful funny comedians on
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: the show. Now, just say, if the pandemic could be
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: on hold for just one day, all right, things could
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: get back to normal for just one day, what would
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: you do on that day? How would you please that
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: What we're gonna do starting in the morning, as soon
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: as you get up. What you gonna do. Let's go
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: ask Nicked no mask, no mask and naked boot one day,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: boots and shades on. And I'm feeling to walk outside
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: of joy I'm blow up naked. I might drive over
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: that Nicket to come get you because and we're gonna
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: roll Nicked and go find some more nicket people that
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: want to have a good ass tand o whole day,
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: the whole day. What about your junior? Yeah, I want.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: I got a list of stuff i'mna. The first thing
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: I'm doing is I'm going to a funeral. If somebody
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I don't even know, I'm walking down Holland now I'm
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: not here, then I'm gonna lead there. I'm gonna I'm
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: gonna then I'm gonna lead there. And then I'm going
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: down to the courthouse just to see who in there.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: Who came? I just want to see who in here?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: To day, I gotta do stuff taking a long time.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: We got one day. I gotta be all the way
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: out for the whole day. Yeah, yeah, okay, wait, surely
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: tell everybody what they're doing again, all right, Letten. We
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: asked the question. We posted the question to the guys.
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: If the nephew. Were the nephew, if the pandemic were
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: on hold for just one day, what would you do?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: And you heard what the nephew would do? And then
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: Jay eventually we gonna pick up Junior when he leave
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: out the courthouse and he were going to the naked
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: fun Okay, I don't care what nobody? Would you travel?
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: Would you go to? I would go to Vegas one day,
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: I would go I would have one day, a quick turnaround, calling.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: You're losing a lot of naked time when you do,
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: losing a lot of naked time, babies, But that's that's
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: pour three hour flight, three hours back, six hours of
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: neked you missing right there. You can't you can't give
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: it up. We talk about twenty four hours. Baby, you
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: gotta think, Baby, we can we can gamble. We can
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: gamble naked. If you ain't got if you fly south
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: with you, look at the naked people you're sitting with,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: you can look right at you. If I leave a courthouse,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: I see, I'm gonna stop on buy a kisa Yara.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: I ain't never been one of them. I'm gonna go
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: buy a keisan yara. Who you turn to fifteen? Watch
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: that so okay, so no masks and no clothes. Obviously
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: you got it all. I want to free myself. Go
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: ahead and free yours. Oh now that's what I would do.
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: I go see Tasia bo I love me some Tasia. Yeah,
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: she's about to have a baby. Yeah she is expecting.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: She congratulation, gradulating, get up the fight time and you
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: never give up the fight. That's okay. Well, I ain't
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: gonna be mad at the baby. The baby ain't doing it.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: Ain't got nothing to do with the baby. There's no
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: thing we can do. And hopefully that we all for
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: the pandemic. We can't go see Tagio's baby being boled.
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: Let's just stop over that for tagious baby birth. Let's
• 41:20
  Speaker 1: go do that. And why we and why we down
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: in Carolina? We got to holland Anthony Hamilton come on
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: ye yeah, yeah, yeah, his new song Mercy. Yeah. We
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: gotta hustle bad boy right there down there. We gotta
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: hol at him. He done the doing and thank him
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: for Joe Biden to run for the presidency. And we
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: got to go on down there. The go down at
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: a high point, because you know, furniture is cheaping down
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: the high point, you go down yes, and you know
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: what we got since we out, and but one day
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: we got to go buy the White House and get
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: your ass side of out. We can do that then
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: go on the hop. I like closing it out like that.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: I do. So what time? Well, what time is it now? Junior?
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: Back ten thirty when we get doing that. But what
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: we gonna do with the last hour and a half
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: a nicket? What we're gonna what are you going to eat?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: You're going to a restaurant or something you haven't we
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: got but one day we ain't got time to eat.
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: You have funday the last hour were gonna need to
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  Speaker 1: next few you hear me's here in the building with
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  Speaker 1: the frank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: morning show coming up at the top of the hour,
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: The subject is I need more than hugging and hunching. Okay,
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: that's right right now, not about learning. Worse than hunch
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: is like blind ye all right, all right, But right now,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the nephew in the building, Frank phone calling us what
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  Speaker 1: you got for us today? Now my ain't is bike.
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: Let's let's get a cat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: reach bond. Hey man, this this this K dub Man. Listen,
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: dud dude, do you know somebody to live on? Yeah,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: my mama, My mama stayed on. Who is this? Hey?
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: This this K dub Man. My auntie, Miss Tindsley, she
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: lived on. Now my auntie say you came over here
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: and stole a bicycle and some other stuff out of
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: her garage. Okay, hold up, well, first of all, who
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: is you? Man? I sold a bike at somebody garage?
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is K? I don't know know
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Ka dub this is this is KA dub Man. My auntie,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: Miss Tindsley, little down the street from your mama, and
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: my auntie just got you telling me you the one
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: came away and took a bike and a tool box
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: or somebody that grew man. First of all, I don't
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: even know, no, damn, miss Tinsley. And second, Roy, I
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: don't steal your your auntie, Miss Tinsley, say I stole
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: somebody other. Put a point on the phone, man, put
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: your amy on the phone. I ain't stole nothing from nowhere.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I ain't gotta she can't talk. My any can't talk
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: to you. Why she ain't talk? She said, I stole
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: so no, my ain't my auntique death. She signed language
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: me and told me that you do want stole stole
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: the bike, your auntie death. And she told you she
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: signed language you and said I stole the bike. Why
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: do you get my numble? Hold on? Hold on? Okay?
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: She said, quit all that damn lying you know, damn well,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: you're the one that stole the bike. A man, hold on,
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: so your auntie it's cussing me. I threw you in
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: sign language. You're telling me that I just stole the
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: damn bike. Say man, first of all, I hell you
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: even get my number? Man? I got some number? The
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: street asked him from miss ain't your mama? Miss yeah,
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: miss my mama. Okay, well you look man, the people
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: down the street up, but then the news your number.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: I told them I needed to talk to you soon
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: than I ain't. He told me that that you was
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: the one that stole the bike out to gard Now, look,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I ain't trying to Can you can't kick kick that?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: Can you sign? It was back to your ain't it? Yeah,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: I was back to her. Tell her that I said,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't stole no wife. How about that? Tell your
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: ain't I ain't stole no damn right right now, man,
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: grown man, I'm trying to tell her right now. Wait
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: a minute, Okay, hold on, she's saying something. She said, Yo,
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: black lying and you know, well you got that bike?
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: They look him man, you yo, ain'ty that street with
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: nobody on that street. It felt for my vama. I'm
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: a grown man, so I gotta steal a bike for
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: no deaf She must be dumb too, she deaf fan duff.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: She's like, I sold some ya I don't even know,
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: y'all O you he ain't deafinitely dumb dude. Okay, my ain'tie,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: don't novel lie. And if missus Tennsley say that that
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: that somebody took something, that dog she's telling the truth,
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: I ain't it. Gonna be lying and just to be lying?
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: Why she just gonna lie on you? Whych she gonna
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: get you out? Man? You know what, I don't know
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: what's going on, but I ain't got no reason to
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: steal no bike. Now I gotta car that ain't paid
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: for it. I got, I got a gone, man, I'm
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: trying to get custed in my fun. So I'm gonna
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: coming to somebody. Garad and still Mike as you cray it,
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: you're crazy this she is ain't get out of my
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: line with that. Hold on, hold on, hold on, my
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: ain't it talk what she saying? Wait a minute, man,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to see what she's saying. You say that
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: black No damn well, he took that bike and he
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: better bring that damn bike. Looking. Man, I don't know
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: why you stood on my line. Man, I ain't took
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: no bike. Ain't he's lying? Do even si he? Do
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: you gonna tell you something? You're gonna respect my ain'ting? Hey, man,
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: you canna respect me? You call my phone with that?
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I mean you're trying to get money together? You calling
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: someone who? Aren't you all you? I don't know this is.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: I don't know know who I'm gonna man. I'm K
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: dub everybody, No ka dub. I ain't never heard or
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: no more k dub on in my life. My mama's
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: been staying on for fifteen years. I ain't never heard
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: no K dub. I heard them, Miss Tensery I heard
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: by no death. Ladies, I ain't seen no bike. Get
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: the off my line. Many man, she see you gonna
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: make me go down and steal something out of missus house.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: If you don't bring that, then I'm bike back. Got
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: me bring somebody to my mama. And you want to
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: tell about my way over there? Playing somebody to my
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: by my house? My family is gonna be old for you.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: That just ain't you. Guys whoever down that gave you
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: my number? Everybody you got me? Well, brow this up.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: I that's true. Dum you come by my mama house.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: You're back now stepping my mama. Glad you come by
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: my mama. Play you walk? You got me up. You're
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: gonna turn me to the dark side. Come on my
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: way right now. I don't know we still on the phone.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: Or wait a minute, Wait a minute, wait a minute.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: What you're saying, ain't I ain't say nobody scared of
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: your Oh, Craig, say tell yo death, ain't he to
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: bring up outside? And I would blet you she hid
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: him licks. I'm gonna be putting on your yo. I'll be.
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: She's gonna be undeath to day. I bet she get
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: cured when she see me whooping youa man. Literally, I
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: ain't coming by myself home. The commy gonna be there
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: with me. Commy gonna help me. Whoop your who the
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: time Tommy, Tommy man nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your mama, Miss Burreau. Ah,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: that's right there, man, Mama, my mom would No. I
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: don't like nobody with him. Man, God, your mama, your mama,
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: My son loved me to dell. He don't let no,
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: he take care of me. He don't let nothing go
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: wrong with men't let nobody mess with me. He said.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: All you got to do with that act like you're
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: gonna do something to his Momah. Man, well, I don't
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: see everything. I don't see it because like id man, guy,
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: I'm in the mirror. Sweet, I'm man for read y'all
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  Speaker 1: did this the man? I just want to go. I
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: wasn't myself. Oh you tell my mama she wrong for
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: that too, dude. What's up Max? You? Whatever you do,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: you have to change. Boy. You have to change you
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: just like me before you love your mama. Ain't man. Hey,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you, man, one more thing. What is
• 49:18
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• 49:21
  Speaker 1: the land. Man without a doubt. Man to Steve Harvey
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: Morning Show man, get you timing man without doubt. Hey,
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: man tell me Vera. I said, Hey, all right, I go.
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: I was gonna go drop off a little two out
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  Speaker 1: of dollars she wanted. She wanted to play games, though,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: man don't like the one. Now, did I give it
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: to you? Yeah? I did that. You want to know
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  Speaker 1: if I gave it to yourn because you know me,
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: I try to get it. I tried to get to you.
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• 51:01
  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen? I just want to go home right now, man,
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: So all right, I gotta go. Grandson BJ played basketball.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: He playing basketball now. Yay, Tommy, I've told you earlier.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I went to the movies yesterday. So I was getting
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: some butter from my popcorn and I was standing next
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: to it was very tall lady. She was in the
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: catering business. So she was like, are you surely strawberry
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: like that? And I said yeah. She was like, what
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: we do is sit around when we were on our
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: break and talk about when somebody is gonna whoop nephew Tommy,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: but overdose pranks, she said. She said, just like you
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: all say somebody's gonna get them one day, it's gonna
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: it's in the streets for real. Coming up the Strawberry Letter.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: The subject today, I need more than hugging and hunting.
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Will get into it right after this. You're listening to
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: the Stry Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter,
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: and listen. If you need advice on sex, on relationships,
• 52:03
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• 52:08
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  Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're gonna read this one.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: Here that Jay right here, right now, that's for you. Then, yes,
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: buckleve and hold on tight. We got it for you.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Here it is Strawberry Letter. Thank you, nephew. Subjects I
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: need more than hugging and hunching. Dear Stephen Shirley, I
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: am engaged to a sixty three year old man that
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: acts a lot older than he is. His thoughts on
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: sex and life in general shock me, and I need
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: some advice I'm only fifty nine years old and I
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: still enjoy sex, and I have tried to be patient
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: with my man. He thinks I'm a freak because I
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: try to initiate sex daily. He likes to grind and
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: do a lot of kissing, but we rarely go all
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: the way. I like to take care of him in
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: other ways, if you know what I mean, But when
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: it comes to me, he says that his mouth is
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: designed to eat food and nothing else. He won't even
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: kiss around it. I'm in love with this man and
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: I am looking forward to a lifetime with him, but
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: I am going to need sex often. He says demeaning
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: things to me when I try to get him to
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: be freaky with me, so I've stopped him from hunting
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: on me or rubbing on me. In the bedroom, I
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: just lie there and wait for him to go to
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: sleep so I can handle my business by myself. I
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: am letting you all know that I feel like cheating
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: on this guy, and I have my ex on standby
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: just in case. I have asked my man why he
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: proposed to me, and he said he loves me and
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: he wants to show me that there's a lot more
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: to a great marriage than just sex. It's not that
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: he can't perform, because he is always ready, he just
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: doesn't want to do the do So should I follow
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: my man's lead and stop pressuring him for sex? I'm
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: afraid he may never change his ways and I may
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: end up in a sexless man marriage. I'm not getting
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: any younger. So should I marry him or move on
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: and find myself in a more compatible find myself a
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: more compatible mate. Yeah, I think you need to find
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: yourself a more compatible mate. You and this guy don't
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: add up sexually, and you may end up in a
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: sexless marriage. The good thing about this is that you
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: know this before you're married. You you've found this out
• 54:26
  Speaker 1: before you got married. Yeah, he may never change his ways,
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: and we as women always want the man to change.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: But it doesn't look like he's going to change. And
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: you know he wants to show you. He's already told
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: you that a great marriage can mean more than just sex,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: and that's not what you're looking for. That is not
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: what you're looking for, So be clear. All the red
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: flags are here. He's sixty three, you're fifty nine. You
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: try to initiate sex daily at fifty nine he's sixty three.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: You said he acts a lot older. That's not gonna happen.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Listen and stop pressuring him. Please stop pressuring him. No
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: one wants to feel pressured. No one wants to be pressured.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I think if you, if you get with this man,
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: if you marry him, you'll be settling, and you shouldn't settle. Steve, Well, well, well,
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I need more than hugging and hunching. She's engaged to
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: a sixty three ye old man and asks a lot
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: older than he is. Okay, his thoughts on sex in
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: life in general shock me, and I need some advice. Now.
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: She fifty nine years old, she still enjoys sex and
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: has tried to be patient with her man, and the
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: man thinks because she tries to initiate sex daily, she's
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: a freak. He likes to grind and do a lot
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: of kissing. Okay, that's good, that's folk play. But we
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: rarely go all the way folk with no payoff. It's
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: what we're talking about now. I get you all worked
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: up for no damn reason at all. I like to
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: take care of him in other ways, if you know
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: what I mean. No, we don't know what you mean.
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: You're fifty nine, gonna type it? Yeah, bro Hill, Yeah, yeah,
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: you know. I like to take care of him in
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: other words, if you know what I mean. Okay, what
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: what I like? Take care of him in other ways,
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. But when it comes
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: to me, he says that, he said, when it comes
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: to me, he said, his mouth is designed to eat
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: food and nothing else. He won't even kiss around me. Wow,
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: she's pretty. Let's without saying it. She pretty much. I'm
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: gonna have some thoughts you might want to get out
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: of me, Lady, Dad, don't think you want my answers. Now,
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: I'm in love with this man looking for a lifetime,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: but I'm going to need some sex often, he says
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the meaning things to me when I to try to
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: get it be freaking. So I just stopped him from
• 57:22
  Speaker 1: hunching on me and rubbing on me in the bedroom.
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: I just lay that way through and go sleeps like
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: hind of my business by myself. I'm letting y'all know
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I feel like cheating on this guy. See he was
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: gonna Now this is what the letter really about. Y'all
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: got all that was a set up for this. Hell,
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: I'm letting you all know right now, I feel like
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: cheating on this guy. This is what the letter is about.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: We can't help you. We ain't got no suggestions for you.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: We don't know what's wrong with him. Who the hell
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: like the hunch all this hard kissing and hunching. Why
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: I'm letting y'all know. I feel like she know this
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: guy and I have my EX on stand by justin
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: k this relationship is over. You got your X on standby?
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: Why because he beat Jack Johnson? What because he the
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: dude and all? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking her
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: what the problem is. Yeah, all right, when I come back,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what the problem is. All right. We'll
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: have part two of Steve's response coming up in twenty
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry Letters subject I
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: need more than hugging and hunching. That's coming up right
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: after this. You're listening show, all right, Steve, come on,
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. I need more than hugging
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: and hunching is gonna get to it? I need more
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: the hook in a hundred sixty three year old lady
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: man to this man act older than he is. His
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: thoughts on sex in life in general have shocked me.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: I need some advice to grind and do a lot
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: of kissing, but we rarely, rarely go all the way.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I like to take care of him in other words,
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. When it comes to me,
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: he says his mouth is designed to eat food and
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: nothing else. He won't even kiss around it. Around it. Now,
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: let's think about this. He got a man that won't
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: have sex and go all the way, and you got
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: a man that won't even kiss around it. Okay, what's
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: wrong with it? Hell? Yeah, yeah, go ahead and see
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: no no, no, no, no, no, no, it's real. You't
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: hit it. This is real. Here's a man that like
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: to kiss and hug and grind a lot. You take
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: care of many other words. In other words, if you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean. But when it comes to me,
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  Speaker 1: he says, his mouth is desily eat food or nothing.
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  Speaker 1: He won't even kiss around it. What's wrong with it?
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  Speaker 1: It was wrong with it. I'm not gonna because she Shelly, Shelly,
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  Speaker 1: you listen to me. I'm he says the many things
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  Speaker 1: to me when I try to be freaking No, I
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  Speaker 1: want you to hear what I said. See Shelly, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna tell you something. I just lie away for him
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  Speaker 1: and go sleep, sing, handle my bears myself. I'm let
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  Speaker 1: y'all know, I feel like cheating on this guy, and
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  Speaker 1: I have my ex on stand by justin kse you
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  Speaker 1: gotta ex Why is he your ex? Question? Yea, what
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  Speaker 1: is wrong? Why does this? Yeah? It doesn't say she
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  Speaker 1: keeps getting exes? No, it says she got X on
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  Speaker 1: stand by. Everybody shoo him X. Well, what's wrong with it? Question?
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  Speaker 1: Listen to me, sir. You listen to me, Listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't hear listen to me. I love you
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  Speaker 1: because you're not listening. I'm listening. I asked my man
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  Speaker 1: why he proposed me, and he said he loves me
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  Speaker 1: and he wants to show me that there's a lot
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: more to a great marriage than just sex. Now listen
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  Speaker 1: to this line, Shirley. It's not that he can't perform
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: because he is always ready. He just don't want to
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: do the dude. So Shelly, this other stuff she doing
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: to him that lets her know he's always ready, but
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: he don't want to do the dude makes me ponder
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: the question, what's wrong with it? Something wrong with it?
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  Speaker 1: You all are not gonna mart Yeah, her fault. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I don't say I don't see it. I'm
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: not saying this her fault. I'm just asking what's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with it? I'm wrong with it? Couldn't be a problem,
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  Speaker 1: there's nothing. He's a man that stayed ready all the time,
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: but he don't want to go all the way kissing
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: around it. He's a man that won't even kiss around it. Yeah,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: what's wrong with now? I have some theories, albeit wrong theories,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: because just because you are all agreed doesn't make you
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  Speaker 1: all right. Okay, I'm not mad. I'm not mad when
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  Speaker 1: more than one is gathered together my name, come on?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Oh yeah, a time a man, Shirley, yea
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  Speaker 1: something wrong with it? No? No, why Shirley? Why there's
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  Speaker 1: something wrong with it? Always no, he's always ready, so
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: she don't want to go all the way and then
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: what she wants something else. He won't even kiss around
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  Speaker 1: He's not into that. He's just not into that. You're
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: not into that? He's just not into it. He don't
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  Speaker 1: want her to take her, He don't want her to
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  Speaker 1: do that. What's wrong with it? He likes to kiss
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: and all that he's just not into that all. That's
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: what clothes on hunching anyway. But he into the other thing, Shirley,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: he's into the other thing well, because most men are
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: when it's being done to them. Right, we all have
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  Speaker 1: to agree with that. I'm not okay, thank you? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Oh lord Jesus, Lord Jesus. We have all you guys,
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  Speaker 1: We have all run up into world where rolls the
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• 1:04:33
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• 1:04:36
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• 1:04:41
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  Speaker 1: Letter podcast. You're listening show. All right, Jay, it's time
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  Speaker 1: now for comedy roulette. Here that go it. Take four something,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: put them on a wheel, spun the wheel with stop
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  Speaker 1: we do the damn thing? All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Number one. I know what you're saying, but something in
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  Speaker 1: that story doesn't make sense. Here's another one. Do you
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  Speaker 1: ever have any good news? When you call ever number three,
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying this house was nasty. But okay, number four,
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  Speaker 1: that's not what you said when they were out of
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: the room. Okay, I'm just saying, all right, come on,
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  Speaker 1: cat te, word's gonna stop. Wait a minute. I stopped
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  Speaker 1: at number three. I saying the house is nasty, but
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: the house is nasty. But the rest stopped me at
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 1: that doesn't say dog, don't go in there your house
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: or the house, the house, the house, the house. I
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: ain't saying the house is nasty, but but I ain't
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: saying the house is nasty. But look at at your
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  Speaker 1: off over there. I think it is, so he come
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  Speaker 1: out of out Hey man, look here. Um, I ain't
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  Speaker 1: really saying your house nasty, but do your dog always
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  Speaker 1: go right now, right down, dog? I mean it's it's
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  Speaker 1: it's just all of it, just sitting there. You ain't nasty.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: I I ain't. I ain't saying your house nast But
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  Speaker 1: when I was over there, I said do you smell that?
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  Speaker 1: And you said smell? What? Come on? Come on, come on,
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  Speaker 1: I saying your house fun. But I know good hair
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  Speaker 1: wear that smoller than corners. I don't dare well. I'm
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: looking at the moment. Know I'm looking at that. Hey man,
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  Speaker 1: let me tell you something I'm not. I'm not saying
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: your house nast, But why is your flies talking to me?
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Why are we having a conversation. I'm just saying I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got a good one. I can't tell how many
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  Speaker 1: times to hear that to pay good money for. But
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: go run ahead, send the money. I ain't saying your
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: house and nasty, but your carpet ain't supposed to be sticky. Okay,
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: come on, Steve, close it out. I ain't saying your
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: house nasty, but when your roaches come out the house,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: they death see each other off. All right, that's it
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  Speaker 1: for comedy roulette. Thank you guys, you're listening. All right,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: It's time as promised for All I said was it's
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: very simple if you if you're in a relationship or
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: been in a relationship, there's things that you have said,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: just little statements. Next thing you know, you're a full
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: blown argument, just just out of nowhere. Like all I
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: said was all I said, well, what would I do
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: with the money if I want a lottery m And
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: I said, you know, I said this, I say that.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden I'm we're in an argument.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: We're having a full argument. Oh make believe money. You
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying right sounds I'm coming. You know
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: what I'm tilling. You've been the junior, Yeah, been there?
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Still in there something that you know. All I said was,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: you know, if I ever meet Beyance right, well, she
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: knew the rest of the statement, and I meant it,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean that's what I meant if I
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: met Say, hey, you know he allowed me to date
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 1: husband and all I see, you got what you want
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: to know? What I said, John, All I said was
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend husband be tripping. That's all I said, Jane,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend husband be tripping. That's all I see. All right,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: I was on the phone the other day just you know,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: my girlfriend just talking. All I said was because it
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: was just the two of us. Yeah, I didn't know
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: Necesto was in the house. All I said was Morgan
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Freeman could get you know, I don't even talk like that,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: but that was with my girls. You're talking, Oh, man,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: the argument that has I'm sorry, woman, you know I
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: don't said so much. Just pick one up. You know.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: All I said one time, well, you know she made
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: me something. I just said, you know, when my mama
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: baked it, she baked it different. Go do it? Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: And when you talk about cooking and stuff like that,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: don't look over here at me. Okay, everybody glanced everybody,
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: whatever's food, we always look at you. I don't know why.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I mean a little simple things. It started, you know,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: like it. All I said was, if we weren't together
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: x y Z one of your girlfriends, who did I
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: get with? You know, that's all? We're back together. If
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: we were together, I get well, you know you're dead.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: You hit weren't together? Yeah, you're dead. Man. You can't
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: really say nothing about their body, No, you can't. I
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: didn't want I did. I said something one time, I said,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: why her dressed so tight? Like he was on my
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: damn right? Okay, okay, all I said, if she pregnant,
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: it's a possibility. You know, I'm just if she spregnant, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: I can't you want to? Maybe it made me I
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: had to give my car key statement. I walked in
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: the room one time, she laying down on the bed
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: trying to put the pants on. I said, that's how
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 1: we got to do it. Now. We walked. We walked
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: into this restaurant one time. All I said, me and
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: my itches come here all the time, and then it
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: helped it the gas. But brown you back again. I can't, No, nobody,
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: I can't. Nor I said, I'm talking. I said to
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  Speaker 1: what side you were now? Because I was gonna to
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: what side you were? God, you're listening show all right, Steven.
• 1:12:57
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• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: good morning. I just want to say Happy New Year
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  Speaker 1: to you all. Happy holidays to you all. I listened
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  Speaker 1: to you all every morning. I'm listening to you all
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  Speaker 1: right now. I tell y'all, y'all have my day going, dude,
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 1: y'all we're having me rolling. We appreciate you, Steve and
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Tommy and Shirley, Carl and Junior appreciate you all. On
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: call from Monroe, Louisiana. Thank you all so much. Keep
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: God first and everything second. Love you. Hey, good morning, Steve.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: Eva morning, So mon America guys wanted to stay out
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: America open you guys, Enjoyian Christmas and Jordan Holiday. I
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• 1:13:58
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• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: family are happy. I'm blessed. Holiday is from Thomas from
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  Speaker 1: all the way to Nagara Falls, New York, wishing my
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  Speaker 1: friends and family the best of the New Year's subcase
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: you're listening to show, well, time now to ask the
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 1: CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey. This one is from
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: Billy in Ohio. Steve, Billy right, but listen to this
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  Speaker 1: Billy Rights. I'm tied up in an affair with a
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: woman that loves to have sex on the back seat
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: of her Chevy Tahoe. This past Sunday, I was at
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 1: church with my wife and she pulled up to the
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: church and texted me to come outside. I left church
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: and went to the back seat of the tahoe. Afterwards,
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: I nodded at the parking lot god guard, and uh,
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 1: I went. When I'm back in church the next Sunday,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: the security guard told me that my secret was safe
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: with him. Should I trust him or not? First of all, dog?
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: First of all? Should I trust him or not? Let's
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: start with you stupid? Please that dog. He's the security guard.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: If you had to climb in the back seat or
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: y'all had to go into the back seat. Either way,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: you went in the back door or you climbed over
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 1: the seat, he saw it, and he tell you, a man,
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 1: your secret safe with me. Should I trust him? Okay,
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: let's say you don't trust him? What's your next movie?
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: What hold? Hold, Let let me get you're gonna have
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: him killed? Dog? What the hell can you possibly do?
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 1: Can you trust him? Dog? You're stupid? Man. We ain't
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: asking that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could trust him. Why
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: did you go out there and get in that card?
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 1: I can't get past that leaving at a church. Church.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: All right, billy, you're on your own, so says the cello.
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  Speaker 1: All right, this one is from New Mommy in Monroe, Louisiana.
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  Speaker 1: She says, I'm a twenty four year old mother of
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  Speaker 1: a two year old boy, and I'm engaged to a
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  Speaker 1: man that is not my child's dad. He's planning to
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: adopt my son and he's already talking about how he's
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 1: going to discipline him. My son is at the age
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 1: where he says no to everything, and he thinks it's cute.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: My fiance says it needs to stop now, and he
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: needs something better than the swat on his butt that
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: I gave him. He says he needs a other strap
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 1: on his butt. But that's a bit harsh for a
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: two year old. How can I defend my baby from this? Well,
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: I think that's a little harsh for two years, and
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: I grew up getting spinks, but not at two. No, brother,
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 1: you need to pull up and you need to talk
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: to you, to you, to your future husband about it,
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 1: because obviously he has no children. Anybody talking about striking
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: a baby at two, I'm just gonna say, you need more.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: You need a strap on a two yeard? Are you
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: kidding me? Now? You can traumatize this baby. You need
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: to sit down and have a talk with him. I
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: would suggest y'all probably need to go to some type
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: of counseling about child weary, because that's so many other
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  Speaker 1: ways to raise children. Now, coming up at forty nine
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, our last break of the day,
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  Speaker 1: and of course Steve Harvey will have some closing remarks
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to show. Here we are,
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: last break of the day, last break of the day,
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: with just one more thing, Steve, I'm glad for one,
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  Speaker 1: I think we all are that your closing remarks are back. Yeah,
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: they're always inspirational. You always motivate us to do something. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I was just now I don't want to sound you know,
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 1: but anyway, what I was just asking God, what could
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I do more? What could I do? And it was
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: just put on my heart to share more, you know,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: start takes a moment out at the beginning and the
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: close of the show and just try to encourage more people.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: You know, I've learned so much over the years. You know,
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: I've had a tough goal of it, as many of
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: you have. Mine, ain't my story animal richer are deeper
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 1: than nobody else's. So I just try to share the
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  Speaker 1: information that I've actually learned because I've learned a lot.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the things that I've learned is about
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 1: when to start. You know, whenever you come up with
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: an idea or thought or move you want to make,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: or something comes from your imagination. The thing that I
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: find that stops people oftentimes is when do I start? Now,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: here's the thing with starting. What people do is they
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 1: delay the start by overthinking it. And if you overthink something,
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 1: guess what will eventually and you overexplain it to other
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: people Eventually the how it won't work, it's going to
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: come up. So you have this fabulous idea that you've
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 1: thought of, right, and then you share it with some
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: people and he said, man, I'm gonna go do this,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 1: And you start talking it over and you start thinking
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 1: it through, and you share it with more people. The
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  Speaker 1: more people you share with, and the more people and
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: the more you think it through, you know what, you
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 1: keep coming up with the mishaps, the things that can
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: go wrong, and you end up delaying the start. The
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  Speaker 1: other the thing that happens is people try to line
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: all they ducks up in the row before they start
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 1: so they can just go on and start knocking them down.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: That's a mistake because that almost never ever happens. I
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 1: have yet to see any deal I've ever done, any
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 1: project I've started go just the way I thought it
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: was gonna go. I have never seen that. I have
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 1: yet to close a deal that just with smoothly, no wrinkles,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: no bumps, no nothing. I've never seen that. So when
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: you're waiting to start and then that they say is hidden,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 1: and you're waiting to start to get your ducks lined
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 1: up in the row, you're delaying the process. You know
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: when the best time to start is right now, because
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: right now alleviates procrastination. If you wait on the ducks
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 1: to get lined up in the role and you're listening
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: to the naysayers, procrastination has already set in and taken place,
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 1: and oftentimes it takes hold. So what I found is
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: when I come up with the idea, I start the process. Now,
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  Speaker 1: I start the process. Now. Look, man, you can easily
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  Speaker 1: do that. It's simple things. What stops people is you
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  Speaker 1: try to figure out all the way through. You have
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  Speaker 1: this goal that you got and you say, okay, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna do this, then if I do that, then if
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  Speaker 1: I do that, and then you get stuck because you go, well,
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  Speaker 1: what happens after that, because you've never been in that
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  Speaker 1: area before, you've never gone down that road, so the
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  Speaker 1: unknown strikes you. And then because you can't figure out
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  Speaker 1: what you do when you get to the unknown, you stop.
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  Speaker 1: So now you couldn't line up all your ducks in
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  Speaker 1: the role, so the process to success is delayed. Again.
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  Speaker 1: Stop doing that to yourself, and y'all start now. Do
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  Speaker 1: it now. What you have to do next will be
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  Speaker 1: shown to you. It'll your first step will lead you
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  Speaker 1: to the stats second step. Now, sometimes on your journey
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  Speaker 1: you make a bad turn. You gotta make a U
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  Speaker 1: turn and come back and cross over the other bridge
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  Speaker 1: instead of going that way. But until you take one step,
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  Speaker 1: you'll never know where the next turn is. If it's
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  Speaker 1: a fark in the road, if it's a U turn,
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  Speaker 1: if it's a been, if it's a valley, if it's
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  Speaker 1: a mountain. You gotta start today. Stop delaying at everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever it is you want to do, start today. You
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  Speaker 1: may be surprised that you can actually get yourself further
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  Speaker 1: than you thought you could with nobody else's help. Now,
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  Speaker 1: in order to be successful, you're gonna need somebody's help.
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  Speaker 1: But to start, oftentimes you just need yourself, start the process.
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  Speaker 1: God will show you the way. He really will. He
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  Speaker 1: always has. I say this often to people. God will
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  Speaker 1: get you through. For everybody's listening right now, Name one
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  Speaker 1: thing that God hasn't gotten you through, and if He
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  Speaker 1: hasn't gotten you through it, he's currently pulling you through
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  Speaker 1: it right now. And you know how I know because
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  Speaker 1: It's because he's pulling you through something right now. He's
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  Speaker 1: gotten you through all the other stuff, but he's pulling
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  Speaker 1: you through right now. If you start the process, God
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  Speaker 1: will pull you through. But you'll never know until you start. Start,
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  Speaker 1: Start something great. Don't participate in no mess this year.
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  Speaker 1: Stay out of mess. You know what mess is. Mess
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  Speaker 1: looks like, it ain't right, it don't feel good, it
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  Speaker 1: don't sound good. It's mess. Stay out of mess this year.
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  Speaker 1: Remove yourself from messy situations so you can move in
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  Speaker 1: the right direction. Start this year, man, make it happen. Okay,
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