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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
- 0:04Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
- 0:05Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all.
- 0:09Speaker 4: At all at all, So.
- 0:12Speaker 5: Don't given a.
- 0:15Speaker 6: Black million buff busboy listening to.
- 0:26Speaker 7: Show.
- 0:38Speaker 6: I want joy.
- 0:50Speaker 5: Joy? You know you love you?
- 1:13Speaker 7: Turn yellow?
- 1:24Speaker 5: You gotta turn.
- 1:31Speaker 6: Okay, I got to turn the mouth. Turn you probably
- 1:43Speaker 6: got to turn the mouth.
- 1:45Speaker 4: Turn out a wad of the money up looking.
- 1:55Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, ah huh, I sure will.
- 2:04Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
- 2:05Speaker 8: You are listening to the voice one and only Steve
- 2:09Speaker 8: Harvey got a radio show. Come on, y'all. I said
- 2:13Speaker 8: that a little bit wrong this morning. But I'm tired.
- 2:15Speaker 8: I just came out to gym. I'm a little out
- 2:17Speaker 8: of sorts right now, but it's okay. I'll pull it together.
- 2:21Speaker 8: But let me tell you something, man, I got a
- 2:23Speaker 8: clear cut message for you today.
- 2:25Speaker 3: I really do you know.
- 2:27Speaker 8: As I've gotten older, I've began to take some supplements
- 2:35Speaker 8: and supplements to help your body in things that it
- 2:42Speaker 8: doesn't produce as much as it used to. Supplements are
- 2:50Speaker 8: designed to help you replenish what's been.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Depleted in your body as supplements.
- 3:00Speaker 8: Now, now, people, I can tell you can speak a
- 3:03Speaker 8: lot more aggressively and a lot more knowledgeable on this subject,
- 3:07Speaker 8: but just giving you just a brief overview of my
- 3:10Speaker 8: understanding of it. Now, if you've been living your life
- 3:16Speaker 8: for a while, supplements are necessary for most.
- 3:22Speaker 5: Of us.
- 3:25Speaker 2: Now.
- 3:27Speaker 8: Also, if you've been living your life for a while spiritually,
- 3:36Speaker 8: you may need some supplements because you've just been at
- 3:40Speaker 8: it for a while. You done got wolled down a
- 3:44Speaker 8: little bit. You're tied some people around you, ain't changing.
- 3:49Speaker 8: Some people around you draining. It's just life just keeps
- 3:53Speaker 8: on coming. Life don't ever get no easier. It just
- 3:56Speaker 8: you become more knowledgeable about how to handle it. Does
- 4:01Speaker 8: not get any either easier. You continue to lose loved ones,
- 4:05Speaker 8: you continue to have to confront the challenges. It's just
- 4:09Speaker 8: that over course of time you become experienced and you
- 4:12Speaker 8: can handle them better. But life don't get no easier.
- 4:17Speaker 8: But spiritually you get a little bit worn down. Well,
- 4:21Speaker 8: you need some spiritual supplements too. And I'm just gonna
- 4:25Speaker 8: flat ou't tell you. The more God that you can
- 4:31Speaker 8: replenish yourself with, the higher the dosage of God that
- 4:37Speaker 8: you are willing to put into your spiritual self, the
- 4:43Speaker 8: possibilities then become limitless. You actually have the ability to
- 4:51Speaker 8: make a conscious decision to supplement your body, and you
- 4:56Speaker 8: have a conscious decision to supplement your spirit. You can
- 5:01Speaker 8: do both. So what I did was I could just
- 5:06Speaker 8: tell you what I did. I was taking all these supplements.
- 5:09Speaker 8: I started taking supplements while I was about forty five.
- 5:12Speaker 8: I think that's when I began. I was thinking about
- 5:16Speaker 8: it one day and I just went, wow, man. I
- 5:19Speaker 8: started talking to some knowledgeable people. I found out I
- 5:22Speaker 8: needed these things. But then spiritually, man, I started supplementing
- 5:25Speaker 8: myself too. I started praying some more. I started trying
- 5:29Speaker 8: to gain a little bit more knowledge and wisdom and
- 5:32Speaker 8: understanding from scriptures and just try to make sense of
- 5:37Speaker 8: all of it, you know, just make a little bit
- 5:40Speaker 8: more sense out of my life, make sure that I
- 5:43Speaker 8: was on the right path. As matter of fact, get
- 5:45Speaker 8: on the right path, find out my real purpose and
- 5:48Speaker 8: my mission in life. And nobody can do that for you.
- 5:51Speaker 8: That's something that you have to want to do. But
- 5:54Speaker 8: I started supplementing my spiritual side of my life and
- 5:58Speaker 8: supplementing my body. Now I happen to be right now
- 6:03Speaker 8: about in the best shape I've ever been in. Technically,
- 6:08Speaker 8: I can assure you, though I am in the best
- 6:11Speaker 8: shape spiritually I have ever been in. Now my body
- 6:15Speaker 8: has looked better, it really has. I mean, come on now,
- 6:20Speaker 8: and where I am in life, at the stage with
- 6:22Speaker 8: the years I've been walking this earth, Man, I'm cool,
- 6:27Speaker 8: but spiritually I'm in the best shape I've ever been in.
- 6:31Speaker 8: And what's done for me, y'all is it's gave me
- 6:34Speaker 8: a peace and a calmness. You know it used to be, man,
- 6:37Speaker 8: I used to fight so hard against people who attack me. Now, Man,
- 6:42Speaker 8: it ain't that serious to me because now I have
- 6:44Speaker 8: a full understanding that if I come under attack, that
- 6:48Speaker 8: God is with me, because that's a promise he made.
- 6:52Speaker 8: That's Isaiah fifty four seventeen. That's any weapon form to
- 6:57Speaker 8: gives you any weapon formed again, you shall not prosper.
- 7:02Speaker 2: You can't.
- 7:03Speaker 8: You can't come and get me. I'm not here for
- 7:06Speaker 8: you to take down because you didn't put me here.
- 7:10Speaker 8: So why would I feel a person bringing me down
- 7:13Speaker 8: when they're not the reason that I'm here. So when
- 7:17Speaker 8: you attack me, you have to be careful because I
- 7:20Speaker 8: ain't ever by myself. I formed a relationship with the
- 7:26Speaker 8: most High that I can rely on for protection, for coverage,
- 7:30Speaker 8: and for peace. A lot of times when things used
- 7:33Speaker 8: to stress me out, how to run this, how to
- 7:36Speaker 8: handle this, how to deal with that? You know, fame
- 7:39Speaker 8: is rough man, And then you put that together with
- 7:41Speaker 8: some business, and you put that together with your family.
- 7:44Speaker 8: You got a lot of stuff you're trying to tend to.
- 7:46Speaker 8: I have a peace of mind about it now because
- 7:50Speaker 8: I have someone who provides me with a sense of
- 7:55Speaker 8: understanding and calmness that lets me know that this too
- 7:58Speaker 8: shall pass. That it ain't just a saying that I
- 8:01Speaker 8: heard old people say that. It ain't just something my
- 8:04Speaker 8: mama used to tell me. It's something that can really
- 8:07Speaker 8: happen once you get in understanding, this too shall pass.
- 8:11Speaker 8: This is just another piece of life that you are
- 8:14Speaker 8: now better equipped to handle. I'm telling you what's done
- 8:18Speaker 8: for me. Millions of people out there hear me. Man
- 8:22Speaker 8: has done the same thing for them. I'm telling it
- 8:26Speaker 8: new to some people, but it's some people that show
- 8:28Speaker 8: enough understand what I'm saying. And then if you have
- 8:31Speaker 8: known this but kind of forgot it, it's time for
- 8:34Speaker 8: some supplements. So when you get like that, and now
- 8:39Speaker 8: you find yourself in a situation with a disease or something,
- 8:44Speaker 8: you gotta do something. Nah, you gotta start juicing all
- 8:47Speaker 8: your greens. You gotta start detoxing your body. You gotta
- 8:50Speaker 8: start purifying the system. See, the human body has always
- 8:55Speaker 8: had a way to repair itself if you just give
- 8:58Speaker 8: it a chance. Your mind has always had a chance
- 9:01Speaker 8: to repair itself if you give it a chance. And
- 9:04Speaker 8: your spirit always has a chance to repair itself, if
- 9:09Speaker 8: you give it a chance. It's the only way I
- 9:13Speaker 8: can maintain at this level, and it's the only way
- 9:16Speaker 8: I have any chance of going further. I have to
- 9:20Speaker 8: increase my dosage of spiritual supplements. I got to talk
- 9:26Speaker 8: to God a little bit more. I got to pray
- 9:29Speaker 8: a little bit more. I got to understand his word
- 9:33Speaker 8: a little bit more. That's all I'm telling you. Man,
- 9:36Speaker 8: If you do that, if you just pray more, if
- 9:39Speaker 8: you just studied a little bit more, Man, just try
- 9:42Speaker 8: to get and understanding, ask him to help you understand.
- 9:46Speaker 8: It will open up the possibilities of your life into
- 9:50Speaker 8: a realm you never could have imagined.
- 9:53Speaker 2: I'm telling you that's real.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Okay, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 10:03Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, Another day, another opportunity, another blessing, another
- 10:08Speaker 8: great great, great chance we have been given. Please take
- 10:14Speaker 8: advantage of it today. Start off by being grateful. There's
- 10:18Speaker 8: no better way to start your date than to show gratitude,
- 10:22Speaker 8: because if you can start with gratitude, it will affect
- 10:25Speaker 8: your attitude, which is in direct correlation to your altitude.
- 10:30Speaker 8: I expect great things that happen today. A lot of
- 10:33Speaker 8: things have been cleared up for me last night through praying, meditation.
- 10:36Speaker 8: I'm just excited about going to get it today. Got
- 10:39Speaker 8: a lot to do today, but hey, I'd rather have
- 10:42Speaker 8: a lot to do to nothing. Oh man, ain't that
- 10:45Speaker 8: a blessing? You better come on now. Welcome to the
- 10:47Speaker 8: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Sherley Strawberry calling for real mouth
- 10:51Speaker 8: of the South, Junior government, name is kill Spate and
- 10:54Speaker 8: the legend of Nephew Tommy.
- 10:56Speaker 2: What you got for me today, Junior? What's on your mind?
- 10:58Speaker 9: Let's talk about this price, this man of being successful,
- 11:01Speaker 9: the process that you go through.
- 11:03Speaker 7: But all the success that you have, Uh, you think
- 11:06Speaker 7: there's still some more you.
- 11:07Speaker 5: Have to do here? Oh?
- 11:08Speaker 8: Absolutely, absolutely, you ain't ever through. I think that's what
- 11:13Speaker 8: hurts a lot of people. You know, they work for
- 11:15Speaker 8: retirement and if you notice some people retire and then
- 11:19Speaker 8: they end up going back to work. Or some people
- 11:23Speaker 8: retire and they wither away, they stop being active and
- 11:27Speaker 8: their body start rusting. The Bible says a man without
- 11:31Speaker 8: a dream or vision shall perish. You should never stop dreaming.
- 11:37Speaker 8: You should never stop setting goal. You should never not
- 11:40Speaker 8: have an aspiration. You should always be waking up with
- 11:46Speaker 8: some purpose in mind. Now that doesn't mean you have
- 11:49Speaker 8: to keep working to after you retire. But who can
- 11:53Speaker 8: you benefit? Who can benefit from your years of knowledge?
- 11:56Speaker 8: Who can benefit from your retirement? What could you voluntar
- 12:00Speaker 8: here for? Who could you help that that that that
- 12:03Speaker 8: you know? You could volunteer some time? Pass out food, uh,
- 12:06Speaker 8: you know, collect clothes, you know, go down there and
- 12:09Speaker 8: mentor kids, you know, do something. But you got to
- 12:12Speaker 8: do something right, because you gotta keep waking up with
- 12:17Speaker 8: a purpose. If you don't wake up with the purpose,
- 12:20Speaker 8: what's the purpose of waking up?
- 12:25Speaker 1: You see?
- 12:25Speaker 2: And that's what happens to some people.
- 12:27Speaker 8: Man, They think that retirement means I'm gonna do absolutely nothing.
- 12:32Speaker 8: I look, you should work and earn a retirement, be
- 12:35Speaker 8: able to go play golf or or go play bridge,
- 12:38Speaker 8: or get in the club.
- 12:39Speaker 2: And you know, go on to something. But man, but
- 12:43Speaker 2: but what you're gonna do though?
- 12:46Speaker 5: Right?
- 12:46Speaker 8: You know, somebody was talking about retirement with somebody the
- 12:50Speaker 8: other day and they looked at me and said, Steve Harvey,
- 12:53Speaker 8: you can quit talking because you'll never retire.
- 12:55Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not looking forward to the day where
- 12:59Speaker 2: I have nothing to do.
- 13:00Speaker 5: Now.
- 13:00Speaker 8: I'm looking forward to the day where there are some
- 13:03Speaker 8: things I don't have to do, right, you know, but
- 13:07Speaker 8: I'm not looking forward to the day where I do nothing.
- 13:10Speaker 8: I want to play more golf, you know, I want
- 13:14Speaker 8: to travel more. You know, if I don't want to
- 13:17Speaker 8: get up early, I won't. But I'm an early riser anyway,
- 13:20Speaker 8: So I'm gonna ever get up early because I just
- 13:23Speaker 8: like mornings.
- 13:25Speaker 2: I like to see the sun come up in the morning.
- 13:27Speaker 2: I'm usually up for that.
- 13:29Speaker 8: You know.
- 13:30Speaker 2: If it's already sunny, I dodn't miss something. That's how
- 13:33Speaker 2: I feel.
- 13:35Speaker 10: I have missed something, all right, all right, guys, coming
- 13:39Speaker 10: up in thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear
- 13:41Speaker 10: from the nephew as he runs that prank.
- 13:43Speaker 1: Back right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 13:52Speaker 11: Have you heard about trainer games? Add this to your
- 13:55Speaker 11: Ben's list this season. Then athletes will face the toughest
- 13:58Speaker 11: job interview in fitness that will push them past physical
- 14:02Speaker 11: and mental breaking points with grueling challenges that can be
- 14:05Speaker 11: only one winner who is the fittest of the fit,
- 14:08Speaker 11: and leave here with an ie fit contract where two
- 14:11Speaker 11: hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
- 14:13Speaker 3: Who will you be rooting for?
- 14:15Speaker 11: Get ready for Trainer Games streaming on Prime Videos starting
- 14:18Speaker 11: January eighth. Check out trainer games dot com for details.
- 14:23Speaker 1: It's time for the nephew to run that brank back
- 14:26Speaker 1: what you got for his nef SAT.
- 14:28Speaker 11: And we're gonna waxtap That's what we're gonna do. Play
- 14:32Speaker 11: it from the call of waxtap O. No, no, come on,
- 14:38Speaker 11: let's wax step, come on, let's go get don.
- 14:45Speaker 5: Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach Owen Fleech. Yeah, this
- 14:48Speaker 5: is on all right, Owen. This is ramone on giving
- 14:51Speaker 5: you a call where we're just confirming your appointment at
- 14:54Speaker 5: eleven on Thursday, and I wanted to make you're a
- 14:57Speaker 5: new client, so we wanted to make sure that you
- 14:59Speaker 5: were okay. Wait a minute from the SWA. You have
- 15:03Speaker 5: a spa treatment scheduled at eleven on Thursday. You did
- 15:08Speaker 5: receive a spaw treatment from your wife for Christmas, but
- 15:12Speaker 5: I don't remember being set up for anything any appointment. Well,
- 15:16Speaker 5: she's made an appointment for you for eleven o'clock on
- 15:19Speaker 5: disc coming Thursday. I'm just calling to confirm that you
- 15:22Speaker 5: would definitely be in for the salon. Well I thought
- 15:25Speaker 5: this was like a couple's massage or something like that.
- 15:27Speaker 5: So what is the treatment all about? What's what do
- 15:30Speaker 5: you guys? I don't I don't understand. Well, she's got
- 15:33Speaker 5: you signed up for Let me look, she's got you
- 15:38Speaker 5: signed up for us to actually wax your back and
- 15:43Speaker 5: your buttocks on Thursday. And we actually have a special
- 15:48Speaker 5: that we have a mansvillion, which is a brilliant way
- 15:52Speaker 5: a minute, we have a sister, isn't for real? Sure?
- 15:56Speaker 5: We had you lined up for an appointment. If you
- 15:58Speaker 5: don't want the appointment, please let us know. Wax my
- 16:03Speaker 5: my back, in my get that out of here, manzillion.
- 16:08Speaker 5: But your your wife has set you up for a
- 16:13Speaker 5: back and but hair removal, which is waxing. And what
- 16:18Speaker 5: I'm saying is a manvillion is if you would like
- 16:20Speaker 5: that we would remove all the hair from your private
- 16:22Speaker 5: area as well. Yeah, try ahead, man, there's no way
- 16:28Speaker 5: I'm getting my private wax so I could be hairless
- 16:32Speaker 5: like a like, no way get out of it. Evidently,
- 16:38Speaker 5: if your wife has set you up with this, maybe
- 16:40Speaker 5: she's not into all you have you you evidently have
- 16:43Speaker 5: a lot of hair on your back. I'm assuming yeah,
- 16:46Speaker 5: I'm a hairy guy. But she's never said it in
- 16:48Speaker 5: the batter. He likes this, okay, gorilla, he loves this. Well,
- 16:53Speaker 5: maybe there's a mix of communication because this is the
- 16:56Speaker 5: thing she's asking us to do, is to remove your hair. Yeah,
- 17:00Speaker 5: that's not happening. And if she's gonna have to tell
- 17:02Speaker 5: me yourself, there's no way I'm going in to have
- 17:05Speaker 5: somebody rip the hair off my back and my and
- 17:08Speaker 5: my private kidding me to get the got of here.
- 17:11Speaker 5: This is crazy. This is this is a very professional procedure.
- 17:16Speaker 5: It won't take long. We'll have you in and out
- 17:18Speaker 5: within forty five minutes. But you're gonna forty five minutes,
- 17:22Speaker 5: forty five minutes to rip off all of this hair.
- 17:26Speaker 5: That sounds like torture. You kidding me? Okay, sure you know, No, no, no,
- 17:31Speaker 5: I think we're done. I think we're done. We're I mean,
- 17:35Speaker 5: I mean, I'm gonna tell her to get a refund.
- 17:39Speaker 5: Is getting a refund? Okay, they're not going to be
- 17:42Speaker 5: a refund. Now you're supposed to come in an eleven.
- 17:45Speaker 5: This is something that she wants you to do.
- 17:46Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm not doing it.
- 17:47Speaker 5: Listen to me. I am not getting wax. That's not
- 17:52Speaker 5: something a man does. There's no way I'm doing that.
- 17:55Speaker 5: If this is for real, I'm gonna have a talk
- 17:57Speaker 5: with her as soon as she gets home because no, no,
- 18:01Speaker 5: no shirt shirt right now, right now, you are disrespecting
- 18:05Speaker 5: my profession. That's what you're doing. Okay, Look I'm not
- 18:08Speaker 5: I don't. I don't know what this is all about.
- 18:10Speaker 5: I don't. I'm not trying to disrespect anybody. But still
- 18:13Speaker 5: I'm doing this, all right. I'm not getting the back. No.
- 18:15Speaker 5: I mean, if there's something she wants watching, can wax
- 18:17Speaker 5: her private, that's cool. But a man has air. I mean,
- 18:20Speaker 5: it's it's well if an appointment that she's serious about
- 18:25Speaker 5: getting it done. Yeah, well I'm serious about not going.
- 18:28Speaker 5: So I mean, you know, I don't know how I
- 18:31Speaker 5: can explain it to you. I'm not coming in. You
- 18:33Speaker 5: can reschedule it for somebody. Else. I'll talk to her
- 18:36Speaker 5: when she gets home. But that's that's it. I'm just well,
- 18:38Speaker 5: if your wife has paid two hundred dollars for this procedure,
- 18:42Speaker 5: did you say two hundred dollars? Your wife has paid
- 18:45Speaker 5: two hundred dollars for this procedure. Yeah, no, he's got
- 18:49Speaker 5: to get a refund. You guys are no, this is money.
- 18:52Speaker 5: What a minute, sir, sir owen, this is not refundable,
- 18:57Speaker 5: so there is no money coming back to let you
- 19:00Speaker 5: know that two hundred bucks. There's no ways. You gotta
- 19:05Speaker 5: be kidding me to take care off of my back
- 19:09Speaker 5: and my two hundred bucks. Sir, there's no very here.
- 19:16Speaker 5: I don't I don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm
- 19:18Speaker 5: gonna go to the dollar store and get a pack
- 19:20Speaker 5: of raisers for a dollar, and he's gonna do it herself,
- 19:23Speaker 5: and I'll give her. I'll give her ten bucks. This
- 19:26Speaker 5: is good. I'll give her a tip. That's the five
- 19:28Speaker 5: fifth boon bucks. I'm done. I'm said two hundred bucks.
- 19:32Speaker 5: There's no way, there is no the way we are
- 19:35Speaker 5: paying that money and you guys are keeping that money.
- 19:38Speaker 8: There's no way.
- 19:38Speaker 5: Okay, do you understand there's no there is not a refund,
- 19:44Speaker 5: mister Owen. There's definitely not a reason. Mister Owen, who
- 19:48Speaker 5: are you? There's no way, and I'm gonna talk. I'm Ramon.
- 19:52Speaker 5: I am Ramone here at the spa and your wife
- 19:54Speaker 5: came in and purchases wonderful gift for you for Christmas. Remote,
- 19:58Speaker 5: I don't give up Remonte listening now, Yeah, you're not
- 20:01Speaker 5: respecting my profession. I don't look. I'm not trying to
- 20:05Speaker 5: disrespect you, but I don't care about the profession. There's
- 20:08Speaker 5: no way. That's actually that's robbery. Charging somebody two hundred
- 20:12Speaker 5: bucks to rip off air off their their body to
- 20:15Speaker 5: get just the way. I'm just not doing it, and
- 20:18Speaker 5: I'm gonna talk to her. She's gonna do it herself.
- 20:20Speaker 5: I cash because you're disrespecting my profession and you're not
- 20:23Speaker 5: cotting in an eleven. You're supposed to come in at
- 20:26Speaker 5: eleven so we can wax your back in your butt,
- 20:28Speaker 5: and now you're saying no, there will be nothing black.
- 20:32Speaker 5: I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not coming in ever.
- 20:34Speaker 5: She's gonna take care of this so you don't have
- 20:36Speaker 5: to worry about it. Ramon, I mean respecting you but no,
- 20:40Speaker 5: I need you to know that in the show and
- 20:41Speaker 5: there is no refund Okay, I mean ridiculous. I don't
- 20:46Speaker 5: even know why I'm talking to you. You're cousin Peter.
- 20:48Speaker 5: Have you spoken to him lately? Have a you know, Peter,
- 20:52Speaker 5: Tita got me to call you. This is Nephew. Tell
- 20:55Speaker 5: me from the Steve Hobbin want this show? You just
- 20:59Speaker 5: you just out of here, this idiot. I gotta ask yourself, man,
- 21:11Speaker 5: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
- 21:13Speaker 5: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show? No doubt
- 21:20Speaker 5: I do?
- 21:20Speaker 1: How do crazy?
- 21:23Speaker 5: Crazy?
- 21:25Speaker 1: All right, Nephew?
- 21:27Speaker 10: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO our Chief
- 21:30Speaker 10: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
- 21:32Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
- 21:40Speaker 11: Have you heard about trainer games? Add this to your
- 21:43Speaker 11: ben's list. This season, ten athletes will face the toughest
- 21:46Speaker 11: job interview in fitness that will push them past physical
- 21:50Speaker 11: and mental breaking points with grueling challenges.
- 21:53Speaker 3: That can be only one winner.
- 21:54Speaker 11: Who is the fittest of the fit and leave here
- 21:57Speaker 11: with an eye fit contract where two hundred and fifty dollars.
- 22:00Speaker 11: Who will you be rooting for Get ready for Trainer
- 22:04Speaker 11: Games streaming on Prime Videos starting January eighth.
- 22:07Speaker 3: Check out trainer games dot com for details.
- 22:11Speaker 10: It's time to ask the CLO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey.
- 22:15Speaker 1: Here we go, sonya in Clearwater.
- 22:17Speaker 10: Right, my ex boyfriend is threatening to show up at
- 22:20Speaker 10: my wedding if I don't pay him the thirty five
- 22:22Speaker 10: hundred dollars that he loaned me. He said, if I
- 22:25Speaker 10: can pay for a wedding, I can pay him. He
- 22:27Speaker 10: won't let me do a payment plan with him. Should
- 22:30Speaker 10: I tell my fiance about this now?
- 22:33Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And they show up and
- 22:35Speaker 8: see what happened. Yeah see see, don't let this guy
- 22:42Speaker 8: threaten you with this right here, if you could throw
- 22:46Speaker 8: a win and you can't, you can can pay my
- 22:48Speaker 8: thirty five. You may own the thirty five hundred. I'm
- 22:51Speaker 8: not arguing that, but what you need to do is
- 22:54Speaker 8: share this information with your fiance. So he's on point,
- 22:57Speaker 8: he understands. And so we had a right amount of
- 23:00Speaker 8: people at the dope at.
- 23:01Speaker 2: The wed yep.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Like him and you walk if you want to right.
- 23:08Speaker 8: You know, we already at the church. You know, it's
- 23:16Speaker 8: a couple of services. Go down up here at the church.
- 23:21Speaker 8: Church is famous for different types of services. Don't mess
- 23:24Speaker 8: around to be a part.
- 23:25Speaker 10: Of one, all right, Celo, We're moving on to Ali
- 23:29Speaker 10: and Paramus. Alix says, I'm twenty eight years old and
- 23:33Speaker 10: dating an older man that I used to work with.
- 23:36Speaker 10: He brags to everyone that we're soulmates, but he won't
- 23:39Speaker 10: get serious about marriage because he thinks I'll find a
- 23:42Speaker 10: younger man and leave him.
- 23:44Speaker 1: How do I assure him that I won't?
- 23:47Speaker 2: You going, well, I don't really know how you can
- 23:50Speaker 2: assure him.
- 23:52Speaker 8: I mean, he knows he's playing on battle time, and
- 23:55Speaker 8: he is because eventually you will.
- 23:59Speaker 2: And the age difference, let's just go.
- 24:01Speaker 8: Let's just say, for example, let's say he's fifty six
- 24:07Speaker 8: and let's say you're twenty eight. That's twenty eight years
- 24:11Speaker 8: older than you. So in twenty years he'll be seventy eight.
- 24:20Speaker 2: Yes, see how it's starting to look a little ain't
- 24:28Speaker 2: know that's coming.
- 24:29Speaker 8: You know, he on all times nothing you could do
- 24:32Speaker 8: to convince him he'd have locked up. Now he reallys
- 24:37Speaker 8: and he know that he holding strong because y'all soul mates,
- 24:41Speaker 8: because of what he's able to do.
- 24:44Speaker 5: For you.
- 24:47Speaker 8: So the moment that the for you starts to dwindling,
- 24:51Speaker 8: and what he can do to you starts to dwindle.
- 24:56Speaker 2: You gonna be gone.
- 24:57Speaker 8: And plus you don't even know what you're talking about.
- 24:58Speaker 8: You don't even know what you gotta do. In a minute,
- 25:00Speaker 8: you gotta do. You're gonna have to start learning how
- 25:02Speaker 8: to do stuff that you ain't really you know.
- 25:05Speaker 3: What what do you mean? You mean bine?
- 25:08Speaker 2: You know, bind dencher cream. You don't even know where that.
- 25:13Speaker 2: You don't know what our that's on. You can't just
- 25:16Speaker 2: start to bind dencher cream.
- 25:18Speaker 4: That ain't nothing.
- 25:19Speaker 12: You to never look, Yeah, you know what does it depend?
- 25:25Speaker 12: You don't know, you've never even been.
- 25:30Speaker 8: Look when you go to the drug store, you don't
- 25:32Speaker 8: even go down into that medical apparatus our.
- 25:35Speaker 2: You don't even know what's down there.
- 25:41Speaker 7: Okay, you don't know where.
- 25:45Speaker 2: See, you're gonna find out. They got push button pop
- 25:48Speaker 2: out canes. Now you don't even know.
- 25:51Speaker 1: Yeah, they kind.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Of fly, they really yeah see see see you see
- 25:57Speaker 2: right there, you start looking, Oh that kind of fly
- 25:59Speaker 2: right there? Anybody got you don't know that, he say,
- 26:03Speaker 2: anybody got not this time? Right ally, that's that's the problem. Yeah,
- 26:10Speaker 2: run little girl.
- 26:14Speaker 10: All right, Cassius in Vegas says, my wife has a
- 26:17Speaker 10: job that requires her to be gone a lot. As
- 26:19Speaker 10: a man, I'm not going to be alone for weeks
- 26:21Speaker 10: at a time and not have sex.
- 26:24Speaker 1: So I have a few women that entertained me.
- 26:27Speaker 10: My wife is hearing things about me from her messy friend,
- 26:30Speaker 10: who I've had sex with twice. How do I keep
- 26:33Speaker 10: her quiet without us having sex again?
- 26:37Speaker 2: What the friends to.
- 26:44Speaker 10: Me?
- 26:44Speaker 7: Your name?
- 26:44Speaker 8: About us from her messy friend?
- 26:48Speaker 2: Yeah, all these women out here doog.
- 26:53Speaker 10: Well, he says, he's not going to be alone. He's
- 26:56Speaker 10: he's a man, and he's not going to be alone
- 26:58Speaker 10: for weeks at a time and not have sex.
- 27:02Speaker 8: Clearly, brother, you ain't gonna have to worry about this
- 27:05Speaker 8: in a minute, because ain't no homan going to go
- 27:08Speaker 8: out here making money struggling, then coming home and hearing
- 27:11Speaker 8: rumors about her man with her message friend. Hey, dog dog,
- 27:17Speaker 8: you on the low down end of the spectrum. Yeah,
- 27:21Speaker 8: let's just admit that Steve can't help you. You know,
- 27:26Speaker 8: you've already made a decisions what you're gonna do. You've
- 27:29Speaker 8: come to the conclusion of what type of man you are,
- 27:32Speaker 8: So what you want us to do? I ain't nothing
- 27:34Speaker 8: to do for you, man.
- 27:36Speaker 1: Yeah, you gonna get boosted.
- 27:38Speaker 8: You're gonna get busting this all off, and now you
- 27:40Speaker 8: can be with who you want, whatever you want.
- 27:44Speaker 3: You hit the vesil.
- 27:46Speaker 2: God.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Does it sound like he regrets regrets it?
- 27:49Speaker 3: Though, Steve?
- 27:49Speaker 10: When he says, how could I keep her quiet without
- 27:52Speaker 10: us having sex again? It sounds like he doesn't want
- 27:55Speaker 10: to have sex with her anymore.
- 27:56Speaker 2: No, that's not true.
- 27:58Speaker 8: Uh huh, he said, how can he keep her quiet
- 28:02Speaker 8: without having sex with her again? Because if she ain't
- 28:05Speaker 8: gonna be quiet, I'm having to go back over here.
- 28:12Speaker 8: You have to understand the male mind, that's what he said.
- 28:16Speaker 8: Surely that's what that's the.
- 28:19Speaker 10: No.
- 28:20Speaker 8: I know, but that's I'm just helping women understand the
- 28:22Speaker 8: male mind. There's no regret, okay. And the only reason
- 28:28Speaker 8: he's addressing this is because she'd have started talking.
- 28:33Speaker 7: And the wife has heard himself, and what she's heard is.
- 28:37Speaker 8: True because you tapping her friend? Now, how can her
- 28:44Speaker 8: quiet without having sex again?
- 28:46Speaker 10: Well, all right, let's move on to Brittany and Madison.
- 28:50Speaker 10: Brittany says, I'm dating a married man and we just
- 28:52Speaker 10: had a threesome with his wife and it didn't go
- 28:55Speaker 10: how we planned. He was scared to touch me, so
- 28:59Speaker 10: I took over. He said his wife could tell we
- 29:02Speaker 10: have chemistry. Now he's mad at me. How is any
- 29:05Speaker 10: of this my fault? Is? This?
- 29:08Speaker 6: Is this?
- 29:09Speaker 2: What the hell tay it is?
- 29:11Speaker 6: I think.
- 29:15Speaker 8: You sitting up in here having many Why he trying
- 29:22Speaker 8: to act like he ain't really involved and she found
- 29:25Speaker 8: out y'all head chemistry?
- 29:26Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, look, hey, thanks for calling today. I tell
- 29:30Speaker 2: you I can't. I can't go in the house with
- 29:34Speaker 2: my wife with none of this. I don't even know that.
- 29:40Speaker 4: Thank you.
- 29:42Speaker 8: It's Steve Harbin Martin show Man. You can't do nothing
- 29:45Speaker 8: around my crack, and you tattoo, you can't sketch on it,
- 29:52Speaker 8: you can't. You can't put tracing paper on my crack.
- 29:56Speaker 8: And I'm not gonna hold steal. I just can't do
- 29:59Speaker 8: it cause I'm gonna clinch. I'm gonna clinch. I'm gonna
- 30:01Speaker 8: tell your payper, I'm gonna tell your paper. I'm just
- 30:06Speaker 8: trying to tell you you can't do nothing. I can't
- 30:09Speaker 8: do nothing around mind. I'm telling you right, it ain't
- 30:12Speaker 8: gonna work. I don't know what pencil you got you
- 30:15Speaker 8: think he's a wrong, but you're finna get your pencil broke.
- 30:19Speaker 2: That's all I'm taking. The tattoo gun ain't gonna be
- 30:21Speaker 2: anna work no more? How does I snap a needle?
- 30:26Speaker 8: Coming up?
- 30:26Speaker 10: Right after you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right,
- 30:36Speaker 10: it's time for something funny. Let's go to Junior with
- 30:39Speaker 10: his Truth to be Told. Oh I hope it's another
- 30:41Speaker 10: poem show.
- 30:42Speaker 1: You know, No, surely it's not. It's truth be told.
- 30:47Speaker 5: Something.
- 30:48Speaker 2: I did do this though.
- 30:49Speaker 7: Last week, you know, last week got to we were
- 30:51Speaker 7: talking about.
- 30:52Speaker 4: You know, being ugly.
- 30:53Speaker 7: So I went called my family up.
- 30:55Speaker 1: And just took a pole.
- 30:57Speaker 13: I just want to know what they really thought and
- 31:00Speaker 13: is a cub and one hundred percent came back up.
- 31:06Speaker 13: All right, you know, said but what really hurt my
- 31:10Speaker 13: feelings was how fast they're sad. But I just I
- 31:15Speaker 13: just discovered after they called me ugly, compliments started coming in.
- 31:20Speaker 13: You know, you hard working though, you know, you know,
- 31:23Speaker 13: you know your spirit good, you know, you know, I
- 31:27Speaker 13: mean it was all this stuff can come back.
- 31:28Speaker 4: So when I discovered that truth be told, well you ugly,
- 31:31Speaker 4: people really.
- 31:32Speaker 1: Like you for who you are, not playing.
- 31:35Speaker 4: They really love you.
- 31:37Speaker 5: You know.
- 31:38Speaker 4: I mean, they just kept coming back. They're like, yeah, yeah,
- 31:40Speaker 4: you ugly.
- 31:40Speaker 7: But listen, that's not what this was on the inside,
- 31:44Speaker 7: got encourage, you got this was messing me up.
- 31:48Speaker 4: I had never heard this.
- 31:49Speaker 9: My great aunt say, yeah, boy, you're ugly. That but
- 31:52Speaker 9: you call from good stock?
- 31:55Speaker 2: Why that?
- 31:57Speaker 4: I ain't never heard what that? You come from good stuff?
- 32:01Speaker 2: What that means is who told you that? Your grandma
- 32:03Speaker 2: great ain't?
- 32:04Speaker 8: My grandmother said, what that means is your grandfather's grandfathers
- 32:07Speaker 8: got sold for a lot.
- 32:16Speaker 1: Wow, who knew?
- 32:19Speaker 4: But when you really don't feel bad before, people really
- 32:22Speaker 4: do love you.
- 32:23Speaker 14: When they say they love one or two friends I
- 32:25Speaker 14: have ain't with me because I look, Yeah, they just
- 32:27Speaker 14: like you, because they know.
- 32:29Speaker 2: They know, And I know I look in the mirror.
- 32:32Speaker 1: Every time I look in the mirror, I know.
- 32:34Speaker 10: No doubt, no doubt.
- 32:36Speaker 7: You know, maybe somebody in the family found me.
- 32:39Speaker 6: Cue.
- 32:41Speaker 8: Hey man, my mother told me a long time ago,
- 32:44Speaker 8: you're not gonna be an attractive man because you just
- 32:48Speaker 8: don't have good.
- 32:48Speaker 2: Look at men and stuff.
- 32:50Speaker 8: So always bathe yourself and wear a nice clothes and
- 32:56Speaker 8: get them girls something else. Look at me right, walk
- 33:00Speaker 8: in the room, and nobody go if the dude they
- 33:05Speaker 8: ain't talking about you show.
- 33:07Speaker 5: You know what?
- 33:08Speaker 4: I noticed that every time you do hear that, it
- 33:10Speaker 4: ain't never.
- 33:12Speaker 2: You know, it's how quiet Tommy. I don't like it
- 33:18Speaker 2: because Tommy is the one boy in the family think
- 33:20Speaker 2: he cute.
- 33:22Speaker 1: I just was shot.
- 33:23Speaker 10: How would you just Okay, did you ever think about
- 33:27Speaker 10: if you were cute? I mean, I'm not saying you're not.
- 33:29Speaker 7: No, I ain't never thought about it.
- 33:31Speaker 1: You know, we're just a dude.
- 33:32Speaker 14: You just you know, Yeah, my life be a whole
- 33:34Speaker 14: lot different, like if I just like skin, I have
- 33:38Speaker 14: a different land.
- 33:43Speaker 7: Though, like like elder bud Oh, I don't think I
- 33:46Speaker 7: could not have eld the ball.
- 33:49Speaker 4: I couldn't have it.
- 33:50Speaker 1: Why what why what would you do?
- 33:52Speaker 4: Don't you always be your hand in it? Don't you
- 33:55Speaker 4: see the ball? You can't have no hell like that?
- 33:56Speaker 4: Ain't nobody in it.
- 33:59Speaker 9: I gotta cut No, if you boy, you cut your
- 34:01Speaker 9: finger while before you man.
- 34:03Speaker 14: I can still braid my hand dog that ain't wouldn't
- 34:05Speaker 14: be him.
- 34:05Speaker 9: I just I just don't know if I can handle
- 34:07Speaker 9: no way because I always like who like me?
- 34:10Speaker 7: Like I don't have that.
- 34:11Speaker 13: I don't ain't no Two girls I feel like at
- 34:13Speaker 13: the same time, So you don't don't close people. They
- 34:15Speaker 13: approach you know, I.
- 34:16Speaker 7: Well, I'm too other to be proaching people from.
- 34:21Speaker 13: You.
- 34:21Speaker 7: Got you gotta like you have the club, let your
- 34:24Speaker 7: dot you ugly.
- 34:27Speaker 2: You can't push up on you, gotta let them invite.
- 34:29Speaker 1: You in like Frank xample.
- 34:32Speaker 2: They gotta walk up. You gotta do it like this,
- 34:37Speaker 2: how y'all doing just shouting out what you say then.
- 34:42Speaker 5: You move in.
- 34:44Speaker 7: I can't do that.
- 34:45Speaker 1: So that's why you have a loud voice.
- 34:50Speaker 7: I don't never sit in b I p at the club.
- 34:52Speaker 7: Don't never do that, looking too.
- 34:53Speaker 13: Much light, smiling behind, hangout and coners. I'm over by
- 34:57Speaker 13: phones and bathrooms. I hang out it over that way.
- 35:00Speaker 9: The waitress walk up, get the drinks head that never
- 35:04Speaker 9: in the no light, actually do my comedy sholders him,
- 35:11Speaker 9: turning just I don't want to see.
- 35:17Speaker 1: So, so tell me you're not participating in this conversation.
- 35:22Speaker 3: Have ugly moments with them?
- 35:23Speaker 2: Sure, think you're cute.
- 35:26Speaker 3: I don't think I'm cute. I just don't.
- 35:27Speaker 2: Just I'm just like that's been your whole from you ugly,
- 35:32Speaker 2: been ugly. I don't see why are you struggling with
- 35:36Speaker 2: you like it's new. You've been ugly.
- 35:38Speaker 3: I'm not, but stop you ugly.
- 35:41Speaker 1: And stop he's thinking positively?
- 35:44Speaker 2: And what does that.
- 35:47Speaker 3: So you think I'm positively ugly?
- 35:51Speaker 1: Answer from the same family. You don't feeling too hard
- 35:58Speaker 1: on yourselves?
- 36:00Speaker 4: You Yeah, why I have suits on? We put suits
- 36:03Speaker 4: on this stuff.
- 36:03Speaker 1: That's why funny why we say that.
- 36:06Speaker 2: Did you see women beating on this door? I like
- 36:09Speaker 2: to beat on glass around this studio.
- 36:16Speaker 4: Walking I didn't.
- 36:18Speaker 7: Nobody, What do you mean?
- 36:23Speaker 1: Tell me you don't have like a lot of women
- 36:25Speaker 1: after you and stuff?
- 36:26Speaker 13: Hey, no, man, do you I'm not going to do
- 36:32Speaker 13: this answer the question.
- 36:33Speaker 1: That's the question on the table.
- 36:36Speaker 3: I have plans that wait around after the show.
- 36:38Speaker 1: Yes, I come back, walked out.
- 36:42Speaker 4: We had a conversation on.
- 36:50Speaker 2: What made fans that the job.
- 37:03Speaker 3: People work there.
- 37:11Speaker 1: Tommy says what he sees in the mirror is different
- 37:14Speaker 1: from what you guys need. You're listening hard morning show.
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- 37:56Speaker 10: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
- 38:00Speaker 10: Would you rather have sex while blindfolded? Or have sex
- 38:04Speaker 10: wild handcuffed?
- 38:06Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no way I'm getting handcuffed. Heim Now. I
- 38:11Speaker 2: could close my eyes a lot of time anyway, That.
- 38:16Speaker 1: Bother you.
- 38:19Speaker 11: That's normal. I need to see what I'm dealing with.
- 38:24Speaker 11: I can't just I don't want no Yeah, I got
- 38:28Speaker 11: to see what I'm talking about. I don't want no surprise.
- 38:30Speaker 2: But you're just gonna be looking though.
- 38:33Speaker 1: You can't touch.
- 38:38Speaker 7: I'm cool.
- 38:38Speaker 2: At least I can see it. Though I can see it,
- 38:42Speaker 2: I got to do to stop certain things.
- 38:48Speaker 3: But I'm gonna be all right.
- 38:52Speaker 2: All right.
- 38:53Speaker 10: Would you rather a screaming lady as your ringer or
- 38:58Speaker 10: belching sounds as your ringer on your screaming lady or
- 39:01Speaker 10: belching sounds?
- 39:04Speaker 11: I better go with be because I'm married, Yes you are.
- 39:09Speaker 11: I better go with the belcher because yeah, I don't
- 39:13Speaker 11: want nobody Holly when you call me.
- 39:14Speaker 3: I thought I wanted to be real front.
- 39:18Speaker 2: One because I'm black. What I'm going with be because
- 39:27Speaker 2: I'm black.
- 39:28Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to go to.
- 39:31Speaker 2: This white lady hollering the time he has a hostage.
- 39:37Speaker 2: I swear to God.
- 39:40Speaker 10: All right, would you rather accidentally text a new picture
- 39:44Speaker 10: to someone?
- 39:44Speaker 1: Or would you rather butt dial someone during sex?
- 39:50Speaker 3: But you can't pull that picture back.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Let's just do that.
- 39:56Speaker 7: See if you stay on the phone, if you hear me,
- 39:57Speaker 7: it's something wrong with you been hung up?
- 40:04Speaker 4: Good point Jr.
- 40:06Speaker 1: Right, Junior, that part, Yeah, we can't.
- 40:12Speaker 3: We can't have that picture get out there?
- 40:14Speaker 2: Like all right?
- 40:16Speaker 1: Would you rather talk like Shack or talk like Charles Barkley?
- 40:22Speaker 5: Man?
- 40:23Speaker 7: Good both of man Shack just the way he talked.
- 40:30Speaker 3: I'm going with Shack. It's smooth. I think I'm walking
- 40:33Speaker 3: too high for me. I can't reach you.
- 40:34Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, but but Charles don't be he says
- 40:40Speaker 7: something crazy.
- 40:40Speaker 1: You know, you know first for the poem.
- 40:42Speaker 4: See what you're missing?
- 40:44Speaker 7: All that right there? But Shack be deep and you
- 40:45Speaker 7: don't have to worry about I mean, I'm gonna do
- 40:48Speaker 7: it right now?
- 40:49Speaker 4: What are they saying?
- 40:50Speaker 2: Either one of them?
- 40:51Speaker 5: No matter?
- 40:54Speaker 2: Rich Shaq got a lot of it. I will go
- 40:58Speaker 2: with Shack Rich though.
- 40:59Speaker 1: That's all right. That's today's roundup? Would you rather?
- 41:05Speaker 8: Hey, good morning? This is your man Steve Harby. Tis
- 41:07Speaker 8: the season for love, peace, happiness and so happy holidays
- 41:13Speaker 8: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah, I wrote that myself.
- 41:17Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
- 41:22Speaker 1: is time Steve for comedy roulette. You ready, Jay, explain
- 41:27Speaker 1: it again?
- 41:27Speaker 14: Let me break this down. We have new listeners who
- 41:29Speaker 14: don't have any idea what we're doing. Comedy very simple.
- 41:33Speaker 14: Give us five subjects five anything you want. Put them
- 41:37Speaker 14: on the wheel. Yeah, spun the wheel well stop? Yes, fun.
- 41:41Speaker 14: Spun it around as in to be spun around as
- 41:45Speaker 14: in spin. That's totally different, right there, Spun it around.
- 41:51Speaker 2: Stop.
- 41:51Speaker 3: We'll do today.
- 41:52Speaker 7: Here we go, all right.
- 41:53Speaker 10: Number one things you say to yourself when you're mad
- 41:57Speaker 10: at someone like that.
- 42:00Speaker 1: Number two, you know it's time to go to the store.
- 42:03Speaker 1: When dot dot dot.
- 42:05Speaker 10: Number three stuff you don't like to watch, but you
- 42:07Speaker 10: watch it anyway to keep them happy.
- 42:10Speaker 1: You know, we all know about that.
- 42:16Speaker 4: Or him whatever.
- 42:20Speaker 5: Number four.
- 42:22Speaker 1: Number four, you know she's not coming back when okay,
- 42:26Speaker 1: number five. People who never chip in, come on, let's
- 42:32Speaker 1: go kat, let's be.
- 42:44Speaker 15: Wow.
- 42:46Speaker 4: It came on. Number one.
- 42:47Speaker 10: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone.
- 42:52Speaker 10: You yourself when you're mad at someone.
- 42:56Speaker 14: Okay, here's some things you say to yourself. Huh, when
- 43:00Speaker 14: you mad at somebody, I'm gonna let it go this time,
- 43:04Speaker 14: but the next time, oh, it's gonna be hall up
- 43:08Speaker 14: on your head.
- 43:08Speaker 2: It's gonna be hell.
- 43:10Speaker 7: This is the one I always say to myself when
- 43:12Speaker 7: I'm mad at other people.
- 43:13Speaker 1: I'm trying not to go jail. I'm doing my best.
- 43:16Speaker 4: You say, I'm doing my best right now, I'm trying
- 43:19Speaker 4: not to go to Jim.
- 43:20Speaker 1: You're really mad.
- 43:21Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're mad, court dates everything, you know what?
- 43:29Speaker 2: You know what? That's all right.
- 43:31Speaker 3: Drink that water that I put up in that.
- 43:35Speaker 2: Drink that drink that.
- 43:39Speaker 4: All right.
- 43:39Speaker 1: Things you say to yourself when you're mad at someone.
- 43:41Speaker 16: Steve, better go ahead over you, better go ahead on now,
- 43:55Speaker 16: that's all that is yead.
- 43:59Speaker 14: Then you say to yourself when you're mad at somebody, Lord,
- 44:04Speaker 14: please work with me Jesus with.
- 44:09Speaker 1: Please father, while take me down so I don't kill it.
- 44:16Speaker 13: That's why I always say that I'm always mad somebody.
- 44:18Speaker 13: That's just something you said before somebody. That's why you broke. Now,
- 44:26Speaker 13: that's right.
- 44:27Speaker 5: That hurt.
- 44:28Speaker 4: That hurts, But you say it to yourself.
- 44:34Speaker 5: You know what.
- 44:35Speaker 2: That's that's that's why I got another. That's right here,
- 44:41Speaker 2: I ain't got to This is to say to yourself
- 44:51Speaker 2: with your stupid.
- 44:55Speaker 4: Just like heard you say that it was to your
- 44:58Speaker 4: jobs lived now from Oh my god, I thought my
- 45:13Speaker 4: mama was talking to me.
- 45:19Speaker 14: Uh things you say to people when you're mad at himself.
- 45:24Speaker 1: Well us go ahead and die. Don't get about hill about.
- 45:33Speaker 5: All right?
- 45:33Speaker 4: Come on take its.
- 45:36Speaker 8: No, no, no you do?
- 45:37Speaker 5: Okay, I got this.
- 45:40Speaker 9: It says a lot my family. I'm calling crime stopping.
- 45:45Speaker 9: They ain't gonna get a tip today.
- 45:48Speaker 2: You yeah, shore glad that ain't my baby.
- 46:00Speaker 6: Nephew.
- 46:01Speaker 1: Tell me it's a Prive phone call coming up right
- 46:03Speaker 1: after this.
- 46:05Speaker 10: Good morning. This is your girls, Shirley Strawberry. Have a
- 46:09Speaker 10: happy and safe holiday season and happy New Year. From
- 46:12Speaker 10: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve
- 46:16Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top of the hour,
- 46:23Speaker 10: right about four minutes after it's today's strawberry letters. But
- 46:26Speaker 10: right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
- 46:29Speaker 1: What you got for his ne f?
- 46:31Speaker 2: Oh stupid you want me to be?
- 46:33Speaker 3: You know if you lay that out for me, you know,
- 46:35Speaker 3: because I got gray, I got levels of stupidity.
- 46:37Speaker 17: You understand what I'm saying. You try to try to
- 46:40Speaker 17: flow with me. You are always highest teen a level
- 46:46Speaker 17: ten of stupid.
- 46:47Speaker 1: To two ten every day, right.
- 46:51Speaker 3: I mean it messes like like we when we go
- 46:53Speaker 3: in jay Maine, we go deep.
- 46:55Speaker 2: You see.
- 46:56Speaker 3: Now we're fin to go to the stupidity level. We
- 46:58Speaker 3: going to level ten this right here.
- 47:00Speaker 2: Need one of you. I'm going to stop you right now.
- 47:04Speaker 8: Neither one of you should be using the roord deep
- 47:08Speaker 8: when you described yourself.
- 47:12Speaker 2: Go ahead you and keep going. But let's let's cut
- 47:14Speaker 2: this deep out.
- 47:16Speaker 3: Hey, that's my brother and we deep together.
- 47:18Speaker 1: Okay, we deep deep.
- 47:20Speaker 14: I just asked you double deep with double deep, double
- 47:23Speaker 14: deep deep.
- 47:26Speaker 2: Alright here we go.
- 47:27Speaker 3: This right here is K doll K dog. Let's go
- 47:30Speaker 3: cat dog Right there, you go dog and dog K
- 47:33Speaker 3: dog right here?
- 47:35Speaker 5: Hello, Oh, you know I'm trying to reach you. I'm
- 47:37Speaker 5: trying to reach terns. Yeah, this is sair to this
- 47:40Speaker 5: this K doll is uh is a branding? Is branding
- 47:46Speaker 5: your brother and yeah, that's my brother. He locked up?
- 47:48Speaker 5: Why what's up? Okay? You know cool? Hey, look I
- 47:52Speaker 5: just got that. I was actually, uh, I was locked
- 47:55Speaker 5: up with your brother. We we was on the same
- 47:58Speaker 5: two to gool. I was, you know, that was kind
- 48:00Speaker 5: of like my boy right there. I took care of
- 48:03Speaker 5: and uh. He told me that he was. He had
- 48:05Speaker 5: been writing you to tell you and you, you know,
- 48:09Speaker 5: letting you know I had been taken care of, and
- 48:12Speaker 5: you know, while we was locked down or whatever. I know,
- 48:15Speaker 5: he don't get off for another couple of years. But
- 48:16Speaker 5: like he told me that when he was writing you
- 48:19Speaker 5: that you know, y'all had already got it situated that
- 48:23Speaker 5: you know, you was gonna take care of me when
- 48:25Speaker 5: I got out. So you know, like I said, I
- 48:29Speaker 5: just got out last night, and I wanted to come
- 48:32Speaker 5: by and pick up the first ten grand you know
- 48:36Speaker 5: sometime this wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
- 48:38Speaker 5: wait how much did you just say ten grand? Yeah? Yeah,
- 48:42Speaker 5: I mean he told me he had already wrote you
- 48:44Speaker 5: and told you.
- 48:45Speaker 2: What was up?
- 48:46Speaker 5: No, bro, I ain't talking to my brother over a year, dude.
- 48:49Speaker 5: So you know, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
- 48:53Speaker 5: on right, you know, okay he told now now you know,
- 48:57Speaker 5: he just told me that you you got me tight
- 49:00Speaker 5: with the first ten grand when I first get out,
- 49:02Speaker 5: and then a couple of months later you will hit
- 49:04Speaker 5: me with the next ten grand and it's twenty grand.
- 49:07Speaker 5: Wait wait, hello, that's twenty grand. Bro. I got a
- 49:10Speaker 5: wife and kids. I got a family take care of.
- 49:12Speaker 5: Ain't no, I ain't got ten grand to deal with.
- 49:14Speaker 5: I got to feed four kids and the wife. Okay, okay,
- 49:17Speaker 5: so what you hold on? Hold hold, hold up, man.
- 49:22Speaker 5: So what you're saying, Brandon was lying to me the
- 49:25Speaker 5: whole time. What I'm telling you is just locked up
- 49:27Speaker 5: eighty man to say anything to say. This, ain't no
- 49:31Speaker 5: ten grand over here, ain't no twenty grand over here.
- 49:33Speaker 5: You want to get it brand, you're gonna need to
- 49:35Speaker 5: wait two years till you get out and deal with that.
- 49:37Speaker 5: Get No, No, no, it ain't it ain't. It ain't finish.
- 49:40Speaker 5: It ain't finished. Fire like that club nigga here was
- 49:43Speaker 5: since to go down. Okay, now I'm coming over there, frack.
- 49:47Speaker 5: So's coming over here ten grand? The first ten grand
- 49:52Speaker 5: is old old frack. Now what I ain't got the first?
- 49:55Speaker 5: First of all, what you need to know is this right.
- 49:57Speaker 5: I don't care nothing about going back. My thing is
- 50:00Speaker 5: just right here, just paper supposed to be ready. I
- 50:03Speaker 5: took care of your brother all these years while I
- 50:05Speaker 5: was up in there keeping people up off of them
- 50:07Speaker 5: on third till now you're finna come tell me. You're
- 50:10Speaker 5: fins to come tell me now as I how to
- 50:13Speaker 5: put in his works. Not y'all ain't finna pay up.
- 50:15Speaker 5: They ain't finna have them like this. Yeah, that's what
- 50:17Speaker 5: I'm telling you'all. Justn't put in work to provide for
- 50:19Speaker 5: my family, me and my wife working. You're telling me
- 50:22Speaker 5: that you're gonna come over here Friday to get ten
- 50:24Speaker 5: grand that I ain't even got. But that's locked up.
- 50:27Speaker 5: Hey man, look, I'm not I'm not. I'm not feeling uh.
- 50:30Speaker 5: First of all, all this back and pool like this, zil.
- 50:33Speaker 5: This ain't nothing that I do. You understand, I don't
- 50:35Speaker 5: do this. I don't go back in fool under letting
- 50:37Speaker 5: you know what it is. It is ten green being
- 50:40Speaker 5: on Friday. Now, if you need to try to reach
- 50:43Speaker 5: out to Your brother is locked in. You need to
- 50:46Speaker 5: talk to him. But like the zill I'm coming looking
- 50:49Speaker 5: for Paris, you know, looking for my ten grand. That's all.
- 50:53Speaker 5: Let you ten grand. I put some stems up, y'all
- 50:56Speaker 5: to come over here to my house to my family,
- 50:58Speaker 5: talk about you finna get ten grand. But my no
- 51:00Speaker 5: good brother just locked hold on, hold on cause see
- 51:04Speaker 5: you're gonna You're gonna mam everybody to take this. You wait, well,
- 51:07Speaker 5: first of all, what did you just say on him?
- 51:10Speaker 5: When I get over there?
- 51:11Speaker 11: What you say?
- 51:12Speaker 5: You you bring your to my house with my family here,
- 51:15Speaker 5: I'm gonna put some tams up yet, talk about ten
- 51:17Speaker 5: thousand dollars then another ten in a couple of months.
- 51:20Speaker 5: You lost some line. I worked my offer. You're gonna
- 51:25Speaker 5: tell me that you want ten grand? Another ten grand
- 51:28Speaker 5: in a few months. Are taking care of my brother
- 51:30Speaker 5: while he locked up? Nobody tell you to take care
- 51:32Speaker 5: of him. That's a grown man. Let him take care
- 51:34Speaker 5: of himself and my family. And the bell just hated
- 51:36Speaker 5: so much. Dumb, dumb, Hey, hey, hey, hey dog, look
- 51:39Speaker 5: at you. I understand all of it is you're saying.
- 51:42Speaker 5: But what you but you got to look at all
- 51:43Speaker 5: my end. For the last three and a half years,
- 51:46Speaker 5: I've been over here taking care of and he telling me,
- 51:49Speaker 5: y'all gonna take care of me. So so I don't
- 51:52Speaker 5: know what's going on. What I do now? Where do fried?
- 51:56Speaker 5: This frid I'm coming to get ten grand from ten
- 52:00Speaker 5: so you got to feix this right here. Anyway, you're
- 52:03Speaker 5: gonna feast so and that is it right there, Come Friday.
- 52:08Speaker 5: I'm in I'm in front of your house. Down what wait,
- 52:10Speaker 5: hond on? What hon on?
- 52:12Speaker 18: K dog?
- 52:12Speaker 5: You say your name is Kate down baby from the
- 52:14Speaker 5: third this k down from the third till three tiers
- 52:17Speaker 5: on the side of my left eye. Done done three decades.
- 52:20Speaker 5: You probably don't with everybody in the street and in jail,
- 52:23Speaker 5: probably with my But I'm gonna tell you something. You
- 52:25Speaker 5: bring over here to my house, try to meet my
- 52:28Speaker 5: wife and my kids. Thing's gonna go down like you
- 52:30Speaker 5: think it ain't gonna go I'm gonna give you anything
- 52:32Speaker 5: I got. Then some you come over here, you're gonna
- 52:34Speaker 5: be laying down. Brou I'm gonna be gonna be laying down.
- 52:38Speaker 5: You come over here and try to with me and
- 52:40Speaker 5: my family and my kids. It ain't gonna happen that way,
- 52:42Speaker 5: you Okay? Then that then that that's where we're at.
- 52:44Speaker 5: The baby. Then we just we just downstat this up
- 52:47Speaker 5: for Friday then, because it don't make me know I already.
- 52:50Speaker 5: We ain't gotta wait to know Friday, k dog, we
- 52:51Speaker 5: ain't gota wait to find I'll meet you somewhere. You're
- 52:54Speaker 5: gonna like you think it's gonna go down once I
- 52:57Speaker 5: get you a hand thing I got and lay your down.
- 52:59Speaker 5: I'm gonna be in there with my brother Brandon, whooping
- 53:01Speaker 5: his putting me in so he doesn't got your head. Okay,
- 53:04Speaker 5: you wait, Hey, you know, first of all, if you
- 53:07Speaker 5: ain't got the ten grade, you might well gone on
- 53:09Speaker 5: and bring you now anyway, get this okay, Ain't you
- 53:14Speaker 5: need to get your out here and get a job
- 53:16Speaker 5: like everybody else. I don't care how long you've been
- 53:18Speaker 5: in and everybody got a job. I'm busting you and
- 53:22Speaker 5: work for that ten grand and get you out here
- 53:24Speaker 5: and washed cars touch grad. Hey, man, hey, you know
- 53:27Speaker 5: what I'm gonna tell you. Know what your your brother.
- 53:29Speaker 5: One thing about him, he would right about you though,
- 53:32Speaker 5: he would right about you. You understand, I'm gonna tell
- 53:35Speaker 5: you what thing else he told me about Joe? What?
- 53:37Speaker 5: What the hell did he tell you about me? He
- 53:40Speaker 5: told me to tell you who I really was. This
- 53:43Speaker 5: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harfin Morning Show. Your
- 53:46Speaker 5: sister demfeatter got me the plank phone call you? Who
- 53:51Speaker 5: is this? This is?
- 53:56Speaker 3: This is?
- 53:56Speaker 5: This is nephew job me man for the Steve Harvey
- 53:59Speaker 5: boyn to show your sister to the vita. Got me
- 54:01Speaker 5: the prank phone call. You get the boy. I hadn't
- 54:08Speaker 5: let up a cigarette in the house. I can't smoke
- 54:10Speaker 5: in the house the vita. I'm gonna get hurt you
- 54:15Speaker 5: all right, man, I am boy. You had me on.
- 54:20Speaker 5: I'm like ten grand I'm gonna come to my wife. Man,
- 54:26Speaker 5: it's all good. Man. I gotta ask more of than
- 54:28Speaker 5: what is the baddest and I mean the saddest radio
- 54:31Speaker 5: show in the light. Man, you know what it is
- 54:33Speaker 5: to Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're gonna make me go
- 54:36Speaker 5: see my mother now this holidays, I'm gonna have to
- 54:39Speaker 5: go see that man in jail. Man.
- 54:41Speaker 2: Huh okay, getting the building baby too much?
- 54:51Speaker 14: Team you did an eleven. I asked for a jim,
- 54:54Speaker 14: but that was an eleven. I thank you you for
- 54:57Speaker 14: the listening.
- 54:58Speaker 8: I love my man because he was minty to one thing.
- 55:03Speaker 8: I don't care what my brother told you. If you
- 55:06Speaker 8: come over here messing with my wife and my family,
- 55:10Speaker 8: I don't care who you know what in tier three
- 55:15Speaker 8: in the street, you probably dinner when you get here.
- 55:19Speaker 8: I'm gonna give you all I got then song, I'm
- 55:23Speaker 8: gonna lay you down. I'm gonna end up where my
- 55:25Speaker 8: brother can't come ahead. He had worked the whole thing.
- 55:32Speaker 1: Oh my god, all right, thinking of you coming up
- 55:37Speaker 1: next Strawberry letter.
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- 56:11Speaker 10: You're listenings Steve Hardy Morning Show. It is time now
- 56:20Speaker 10: for today's Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,
- 56:24Speaker 10: and more, please submit your Strawberry letters at STARBFM dot com.
- 56:28Speaker 10: We could be reading your letter live on the air,
- 56:32Speaker 10: just like we're going to read this one right here,
- 56:34Speaker 10: right now, and you never know, it could be yours.
- 56:38Speaker 9: That's right, all right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for
- 56:40Speaker 9: the Strawberry Letter. My good friend Shirley Strawberry.
- 56:43Speaker 1: Thank you, my good friend.
- 56:44Speaker 10: Junior subject, she said, he said, She said, Dear Stephen, Shirley.
- 56:49Speaker 10: I'm twenty nine years old and my boyfriend is twenty eight.
- 56:53Speaker 10: We've been together for four years and everything is great
- 56:56Speaker 10: with us until he starts drinking. When he's around it
- 57:00Speaker 10: best friend and his best friend's girlfriend is his drinking
- 57:03Speaker 10: gets crazy. She is almost always the only female in
- 57:07Speaker 10: the group when they hang out, so it's not a
- 57:10Speaker 10: shocker when the rumors surface that her boyfriend was setting
- 57:13Speaker 10: her out to his friend. I asked my boyfriend about it,
- 57:16Speaker 10: and he said it was a lie because none of
- 57:19Speaker 10: them want her. I don't put anything past a man,
- 57:22Speaker 10: especially a drunk man. So fast forward to Friday night,
- 57:26Speaker 10: when my boyfriend told me he was going to hang
- 57:29Speaker 10: out with his best friend. He took my car because
- 57:32Speaker 10: his car needed gas. I woke up at three am
- 57:35Speaker 10: and my car and my man were still gone. I
- 57:39Speaker 10: called him and his phone went straight to voicemail. I
- 57:42Speaker 10: called his best friend and his phone went straight to boyemail, too,
- 57:46Speaker 10: so I got worried. I decided to go over to
- 57:49Speaker 10: his best friend's apartment. I had to drive the car
- 57:52Speaker 10: that was one, and it made me mad that he's
- 57:55Speaker 10: so trifling. The girlfriend opened the door and was surprised
- 57:59Speaker 10: to see me. My boyfriend was passed out on the couch,
- 58:03Speaker 10: so I pushed my way in. The best friend wasn't
- 58:06Speaker 10: home unless he was hiding in a closet. I woke
- 58:10Speaker 10: my boyfriend up and scared the mess out of him.
- 58:13Speaker 10: He and the girl started stuttering. When I asked what
- 58:16Speaker 10: was going on and where his friend was, all I
- 58:19Speaker 10: got was a bunch of he said, she said, he said,
- 58:22Speaker 10: And my man still has not told me why he
- 58:25Speaker 10: was there alone with her. It didn't look like they
- 58:28Speaker 10: had sex, but I have a very bad feeling about it.
- 58:33Speaker 10: She's not an attractive girl at all, but she's still
- 58:36Speaker 10: a woman. Should I trust my intuition? Or trust my man,
- 58:44Speaker 10: what do you think? Okay, you already know the answer
- 58:49Speaker 10: to that. You gotta trust yourself. You gotta trust your intuition.
- 58:53Speaker 10: If you're still in doubt, trust your eyes. Your man
- 58:56Speaker 10: of four years was over his best friend's house alone
- 59:01Speaker 10: with his best friend supposed girlfriend, who you said, there's
- 59:04Speaker 10: a rumor out that he's setting her out to his friends,
- 59:09Speaker 10: which means I guess that you know she can be
- 59:13Speaker 10: with one of his friends if she chooses, or if
- 59:15Speaker 10: they want her or something. It was three o'clock in
- 59:18Speaker 10: the morning and his girlfriend was shocked that it was
- 59:21Speaker 10: you when she opened the door. Your man was knocked
- 59:24Speaker 10: out on the couch, and they never gave you a
- 59:26Speaker 10: straight answer as to what they were doing alone there together.
- 59:31Speaker 10: You said, they started stuttering when you asked, so, I mean,
- 59:34Speaker 10: was he drinking too much and passed out? Was he
- 59:37Speaker 10: passed out because they had had sex? Now, normally all
- 59:40Speaker 10: of that stuttering and stuff would make them look guilty
- 59:43Speaker 10: as heck.
- 59:44Speaker 1: But here's the interesting thing you said out of your mouth.
- 59:48Speaker 10: It didn't look like they had sex, but you said
- 59:51Speaker 10: that you had a very bad feeling about it.
- 59:54Speaker 1: So this is where you have to.
- 59:56Speaker 10: Trust yourself and your intuition. Just because you didn't catch
- 59:59Speaker 10: them in the act doesn't mean nothing happen.
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: And did his best friend ever come back?
- 1:00:04Speaker 3: Where was he?
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: Does he know what happened? Anyway? You know your man
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: and you know what happens when he drinks.
- 1:00:11Speaker 10: So even though you have no physical evidence, he still
- 1:00:14Speaker 10: hasn't told you what exactly went down, which means he's
- 1:00:18Speaker 10: not even trying to fix it at this point. So
- 1:00:21Speaker 10: please don't let him get away with this. I mean,
- 1:00:23Speaker 10: after four years, you deserve way more respect than this.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: All right, Steve, These letters like these didn't huh created
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: who I am?
- 1:00:35Speaker 8: Yes, you know some of my strawberry letter reactions is classics,
- 1:00:41Speaker 8: some legendary moments. And now think I'll provide another one.
- 1:00:47Speaker 8: I see into this that are so many things espechbot one.
- 1:00:51Speaker 8: Thanks Shirley, wonderful response. Yeah, but here's a few things
- 1:00:58Speaker 8: I noticed in this letter. She said, he said, She said,
- 1:01:02Speaker 8: that ain't even really what the letters about? You twenty
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: nine years old. You got to put it in your
- 1:01:07Speaker 8: old boyfriend. Y'all been together for four years. Everything cool
- 1:01:10Speaker 8: till they start drinking. Oh don't we know that's true?
- 1:01:14Speaker 8: We all have someone in my life that once they
- 1:01:17Speaker 8: start drinking, they are not the same. I stopped hanging
- 1:01:20Speaker 8: with those people a long time ago because usually the
- 1:01:23Speaker 8: people that they turned into is somebody I don't like.
- 1:01:26Speaker 8: So I get rid of the person I like and
- 1:01:28Speaker 8: don't like all at the same time, because guess what,
- 1:01:30Speaker 8: they the same people. I can't run the risk of
- 1:01:33Speaker 8: being nowhere and you getting a drink. I don't know
- 1:01:35Speaker 8: nothing about him. When you come back over to the table,
- 1:01:37Speaker 8: you knew, so I can't take that. I gets rid
- 1:01:40Speaker 8: of them people because I don't like the chain. Well,
- 1:01:43Speaker 8: they always hang out together and it get crazy.
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: Now.
- 1:01:48Speaker 8: The whole thing about your best friend is her best
- 1:01:50Speaker 8: friend's girlfriend is always there in the group, and she's
- 1:01:53Speaker 8: almost always the only female in the group when they
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: hang out. We're gonna get into why that is in
- 1:01:59Speaker 8: just a second, so it's not a shaka. When the
- 1:02:02Speaker 8: rumor surfing that her boyfriend was setting her out to
- 1:02:04Speaker 8: his friends, I asked my boyfriend about her.
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: He said it was a lie because none of them
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: won't her. Man, let's stop this right. You don't nobody
- 1:02:15Speaker 2: want hum Nobody why she the girlfriend.
- 1:02:20Speaker 8: If you're his best friend, got her as a girlfriend
- 1:02:24Speaker 8: that proves that somebody want her, and it's a lot
- 1:02:26Speaker 8: more of him out there than.
- 1:02:28Speaker 5: You know of.
- 1:02:29Speaker 17: And birds of a feather, I say, birds of a feather,
- 1:02:33Speaker 17: flock again, flock.
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: Hello, you know.
- 1:02:37Speaker 8: And when you start drinking, I've seen men find anybody
- 1:02:45Speaker 8: attractive on statement drinking, so that's not true. And I
- 1:02:52Speaker 8: get back into it when we come in here we're
- 1:02:54Speaker 8: talking about and I have some most stunning information for
- 1:02:56Speaker 8: you when we return.
- 1:02:58Speaker 10: All right, your response is coming up at twenty three
- 1:03:01Speaker 10: minutes after the hour. Today's strawberry letter subject. She said,
- 1:03:06Speaker 10: he said, She said. We'll get back into it right
- 1:03:08Speaker 10: after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:03:47Speaker 10: All right, come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
- 1:03:50Speaker 10: The subject she said, he said?
- 1:03:53Speaker 2: She said, Well, this letter ain't really about no gossiping
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: and nothing.
- 1:03:56Speaker 8: This is about a room that's out by this couple
- 1:03:59Speaker 8: that's been married four years, twenty eight, twenty nine years old.
- 1:04:02Speaker 8: They've been together, not married, and they got the best
- 1:04:04Speaker 8: friend that he hangs out with with his girlfriend. When
- 1:04:07Speaker 8: they get drunk, things get crazy, and the girl that
- 1:04:09Speaker 8: hangs out with him is always the only girl in
- 1:04:11Speaker 8: the group. And that's why rumor started that the boyfriend was,
- 1:04:15Speaker 8: you know, setting her friends up, setting all his friends
- 1:04:19Speaker 8: up with her on the side. I asked my boyfriend
- 1:04:21Speaker 8: about it. He said it was a lie because none
- 1:04:23Speaker 8: of them want her.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: How that sound?
- 1:04:29Speaker 8: She is available being set out? And don't nobody way?
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: Boy? How did that sound?
- 1:04:40Speaker 8: I am of the male species. That don't even sound
- 1:04:43Speaker 8: right to me. I don't belie anything past a man. Well, well,
- 1:04:48Speaker 8: what the hell you type that line for, especially a
- 1:04:51Speaker 8: drunk man. So fast forward to Friday night. My boyfriend
- 1:04:53Speaker 8: told me he was going to hang out with his
- 1:04:55Speaker 8: bet friend. He took my car because his car needed gas.
- 1:04:58Speaker 8: I woke up three am. My calm A man wasn't
- 1:05:00Speaker 8: there still gone? I called him and his phone went
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: straight the voicemail. I called his best friend and his
- 1:05:07Speaker 8: phone went straight the voicemail too. So I got worried.
- 1:05:11Speaker 8: That is a buy, she said, I call they voicemail,
- 1:05:17Speaker 8: he didn't ask. I called, he didn't answer, So I
- 1:05:20Speaker 8: got wary. That ain't what this is, y'all. She didn't
- 1:05:26Speaker 8: get weary, she got suspicious. Suspicion and wary is two
- 1:05:34Speaker 8: different things.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: See.
- 1:05:36Speaker 8: Wary is when you wondered if somebody okay, suspicion, is
- 1:05:42Speaker 8: this fool.
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: Better not be doing what I think he's doing something.
- 1:05:48Speaker 8: You decided to go over to the best friend apartment.
- 1:05:50Speaker 8: You had to drive the car that was on the end.
- 1:05:52Speaker 8: It made me mad because he's so trifled. You get
- 1:05:55Speaker 8: over there, the girlfriend, the one don't nobody want or
- 1:06:03Speaker 8: just opening the girlfriend standing there just just looking like
- 1:06:08Speaker 8: Morgan Freedan.
- 1:06:12Speaker 1: Yes into it you a.
- 1:06:16Speaker 8: Woman, look like Morgan Freeman. That's the only thing I
- 1:06:18Speaker 8: can think of. Yes, So MORGANA. Freeman opens the door.
- 1:06:28Speaker 8: MORGANA opens the door, and she was surprised to see
- 1:06:33Speaker 8: you because, let me tell you something about ugly people.
- 1:06:39Speaker 8: You want to see how ugly they really are. Three
- 1:06:41Speaker 8: am is the hour.
- 1:06:46Speaker 7: Three a m.
- 1:06:47Speaker 8: Is the hour if you really had any doubts about
- 1:06:51Speaker 8: the person being ugly.
- 1:06:52Speaker 2: Three a m. Tell it all. Ain't nobody looking fresh
- 1:06:56Speaker 2: and fly?
- 1:06:56Speaker 8: At three am, the boyfriend was passed out on the couch,
- 1:07:01Speaker 8: so I pushed my wing in. The best friend wasn't
- 1:07:04Speaker 8: home unless he was hiding in the cause I woke
- 1:07:06Speaker 8: my boyfriend up, scared the mess out of him.
- 1:07:08Speaker 2: Here the girls started studying. See I used to study,
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: so I know what that did. That got it you
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: doing here? Stuttering gives you time to buy a lot
- 1:07:29Speaker 2: on Each time.
- 1:07:31Speaker 8: He and his girl started studying, I asked what was
- 1:07:34Speaker 8: going on and where his friend was. All I got
- 1:07:36Speaker 8: was a bunch of he said. She said, my man
- 1:07:38Speaker 8: Steele has and I told me why he was down
- 1:07:40Speaker 8: with her alone.
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: He ain't told you.
- 1:07:43Speaker 2: Well, let me let me let me ask you something.
- 1:07:45Speaker 2: Then she said, it didn't look like they'd had sex.
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: What the hell do that look like? She said that
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: they didn't look like they had just had sex? What
- 1:07:57Speaker 2: does that look like?
- 1:08:00Speaker 8: I've had every look you can have before and after sex,
- 1:08:05Speaker 8: and it's a whole lot of different looks.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: It just ain't no way.
- 1:08:12Speaker 8: I don't even know what today don't look like they
- 1:08:13Speaker 8: had sex, But depends on how long ago it was.
- 1:08:19Speaker 8: Because I have section, put my clothes back on it,
- 1:08:21Speaker 8: lay down because I'm drunk, I ain't gonna look like
- 1:08:23Speaker 8: I had sex.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: But that's what I left that alone for you.
- 1:08:30Speaker 8: I've had sex and actually looked like I had been
- 1:08:33Speaker 8: running a marathon all different look had sex and looked
- 1:08:38Speaker 8: like I got shot in the chest. I've had sex
- 1:08:42Speaker 8: and it looked like I was cold. Yeah, I've had sex,
- 1:08:46Speaker 8: balled up in the fetal position in the corner, sucking
- 1:08:49Speaker 8: my thumb.
- 1:08:51Speaker 2: So how do it look like when you don't have
- 1:08:53Speaker 2: sick I've had sextion, been in my car.
- 1:08:58Speaker 8: With the window roll down, had my head hang and
- 1:09:00Speaker 8: im just trying to survive what it just happened to
- 1:09:02Speaker 8: me back in there.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: So what are you talking about? You are overshare anyway?
- 1:09:10Speaker 8: Very bad feeling about it. Now here go to Keith.
- 1:09:14Speaker 8: She's not an attractive girl. I told you that at
- 1:09:16Speaker 8: three o'clock.
- 1:09:17Speaker 2: In the morning.
- 1:09:18Speaker 7: I told you that.
- 1:09:19Speaker 8: I told you that she is not an attractive girl.
- 1:09:23Speaker 8: What the hell that got to do with it? Anyway,
- 1:09:26Speaker 8: but she's still a woman. Should I trust my intuition
- 1:09:29Speaker 8: or trust my man? Here's the question. Why has a
- 1:09:34Speaker 8: rumor started that he's passing his girl out amongst the friends?
- 1:09:38Speaker 8: Why did that rumor get started?
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: Why is that a rumor?
- 1:09:43Speaker 8: And how much does that cost? Trust your intuition? Yeah,
- 1:09:51Speaker 8: because I can't save dog on this one. You in
- 1:09:54Speaker 8: the room with the other woman at three o'clock in.
- 1:09:57Speaker 1: The morning, it's going down pour.
- 1:10:01Speaker 3: All right, Thank you, Steve.
- 1:10:02Speaker 10: Leave us your comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve
- 1:10:05Speaker 10: HARVEYFM and check out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand.
- 1:10:08Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:10:45Speaker 10: Time for comedy break right here Junior is here with
- 1:10:48Speaker 10: things I've never seen?
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: What is this, Junior?
- 1:10:51Speaker 11: Yeah?
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: You know, unc Tommy.
- 1:10:52Speaker 13: This is a lot of things that you have never
- 1:10:54Speaker 13: seen in your life. I mean it's some things like
- 1:10:57Speaker 13: I know you own everybody you probably have, but it's
- 1:10:59Speaker 13: something I know I.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: Ain't never seen.
- 1:11:01Speaker 9: Like, for instance, I've never seen a shade tree mechanic
- 1:11:05Speaker 9: with a car that's running in perfect condition.
- 1:11:07Speaker 4: You ain't never seen.
- 1:11:10Speaker 9: He gonna tell me everything wrong with my car, but
- 1:11:13Speaker 9: with his back door missing, all is all running out
- 1:11:17Speaker 9: the call from him and his hair.
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: But he gonna tell me I need a new transmitter.
- 1:11:23Speaker 1: What I've never seen?
- 1:11:24Speaker 5: It?
- 1:11:24Speaker 13: I just ain't never seen. He's another thing I ain't
- 1:11:27Speaker 13: never seen. I ain't never seen people in the South
- 1:11:30Speaker 13: eat a meal without rice. If it's chicken at rice,
- 1:11:35Speaker 13: beans and rice? Why is rice over every plate?
- 1:11:39Speaker 10: Right?
- 1:11:41Speaker 4: Just rice?
- 1:11:42Speaker 13: You know who I've never met. I've never met this person.
- 1:11:45Speaker 13: I've never met a well rested African mirror. I've never
- 1:11:48Speaker 13: met one. I ain't seen dog. I ain't never seen
- 1:11:52Speaker 13: a well.
- 1:11:53Speaker 4: Rested African American.
- 1:11:55Speaker 5: Like that?
- 1:11:56Speaker 4: How you doing, man, oh man?
- 1:11:58Speaker 1: Job? Getting on my nerves, wife talk.
- 1:12:00Speaker 7: I'm crazy to my kids.
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Won't live man, I'm tired. I'm just tied.
- 1:12:05Speaker 13: You ain't never seen that. I've never seen a big
- 1:12:08Speaker 13: person eat a meal without a diet. Befigh, I ain't
- 1:12:11Speaker 13: never seen I love died baby, Yeah, hamn hot, you know?
- 1:12:20Speaker 13: But then a dying coke on the side. As if
- 1:12:22Speaker 13: that's gonna change something.
- 1:12:26Speaker 4: I have never seen it.
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: I don't I know, I ain't gonna do it. I
- 1:12:31Speaker 2: ain't gonna get no come.
- 1:12:33Speaker 7: On, look, I've never seen a black funeral.
- 1:12:36Speaker 4: What there is no clowning going on?
- 1:12:39Speaker 3: Yeah, not one, not one.
- 1:12:42Speaker 9: You ain't never seeing that. Somebody gonna get cussed out
- 1:12:46Speaker 9: in front of the cast every time. He's just things
- 1:12:53Speaker 9: we've never seen. We ain't never seen anything quzy. I've
- 1:12:57Speaker 9: never seen Christmas, Valentine's and Halloween that being put up
- 1:13:02Speaker 9: in the drug store.
- 1:13:03Speaker 4: You just show up one day and they all hang it.
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: That's true. You ain't never seen the hands. We don't
- 1:13:10Speaker 4: know who that is.
- 1:13:14Speaker 8: I ain't never seen the white person still a bike
- 1:13:16Speaker 8: out of black neighborhood.
- 1:13:18Speaker 4: I ain't never.
- 1:13:24Speaker 2: I've been around a long time. We still waiting on that,
- 1:13:27Speaker 2: all right?
- 1:13:28Speaker 5: Thank you?
- 1:13:28Speaker 8: Guys, this is Steve Harbin Martin show Man Line three.
- 1:13:33Speaker 2: We got a Cinnamon? Is that your real name?
- 1:13:37Speaker 8: Yes, Juge Volts, Honey, look, Bobby Man, Lady Wilson.
- 1:13:48Speaker 2: I'm gonna name my baby gun Pot Dan Smell Morning
- 1:13:56Speaker 2: Show coming up right after that.
- 1:14:02Speaker 10: All right, Steve, This is the question from Steve HARVEYFM
- 1:14:05Speaker 10: dot com. This woman says, I'm a fifty eight year
- 1:14:08Speaker 10: old female and my name is Maddie. I've been with
- 1:14:11Speaker 10: my significant other for eight years and when we started dating,
- 1:14:15Speaker 10: he said his love life was complicated and he did
- 1:14:18Speaker 10: not want to rush into a marriage. Over the years,
- 1:14:21Speaker 10: I teased him about marrying me, and he would tell
- 1:14:23Speaker 10: me it's too complicated. He's been in the hospital for
- 1:14:27Speaker 10: a few days with an infection, and his mother and
- 1:14:29Speaker 10: sister have been at his bedside. I felt like he
- 1:14:33Speaker 10: didn't need me. Then he said he would love me,
- 1:14:36Speaker 10: love for me to move in with him when he
- 1:14:38Speaker 10: gets out of the hospital. Do I move in and
- 1:14:41Speaker 10: play wifey with him? Or tell him it's complicated?
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: Well, you know, when you think you about the dad,
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: you know you have a lot of I love you.
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: I want to leaal with you.
- 1:14:56Speaker 8: You got to see how I feel when you get
- 1:14:57Speaker 8: out the hospital, and then you need to do You
- 1:15:01Speaker 8: need to find out really what he in there for,
- 1:15:05Speaker 8: and then you just need real clarity on it's complicated.
- 1:15:09Speaker 8: Is he still married married?
- 1:15:11Speaker 2: Yeah legally and so forth and so on, and you
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: deserve the right to know.
- 1:15:17Speaker 8: Stop all this kidding around with him, with all this
- 1:15:20Speaker 8: here mess, get some fact Google search and get busy.
- 1:15:27Speaker 8: You know, he might be the right dude for you
- 1:15:29Speaker 8: might be able to uncomplicate his situation, but you need
- 1:15:33Speaker 8: all the information to be able to do that.
- 1:15:35Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. I hope your man get out
- 1:15:37Speaker 2: of the hospital.
- 1:15:38Speaker 8: Let's tell you what, but you're not gonna come over
- 1:15:42Speaker 8: here and stay in this house if you need Washington
- 1:15:44Speaker 8: all that, that's not what you're.
- 1:15:48Speaker 10: Doing.
- 1:15:49Speaker 5: Well.
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: I'm not going to be turning.
- 1:15:50Speaker 8: Your flipping your Washington, keeping up legs and going to
- 1:15:54Speaker 8: cleaning them all this here like you and draws on
- 1:15:56Speaker 8: it that bad puts it. They just loaded up every
- 1:15:59Speaker 8: two days. I'm not kidding. Find out what this sickness is.
- 1:16:04Speaker 8: A wife sitting there, what do he need a wife
- 1:16:06Speaker 8: or nurse?
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: It's an infection, she said, it's an infection.
- 1:16:11Speaker 10: She didn't say what.
- 1:16:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that sounds like Washington.
- 1:16:14Speaker 8: Find out and why while you're staying there long enough
- 1:16:17Speaker 8: where he go to sleep. Then when you go to sleep,
- 1:16:19Speaker 8: go down at the foot of that bed and get
- 1:16:21Speaker 8: that chart. You sell some information. Take pictures of the
- 1:16:25Speaker 8: chart so you could study it at home.
- 1:16:28Speaker 10: Sell the metal terms are electronic.
- 1:16:31Speaker 3: Now they're digital.
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: They ain't got no clipboard at the end of the bed.
- 1:16:35Speaker 5: No more.
- 1:16:35Speaker 2: Well, last time I was in the hospital.
- 1:16:37Speaker 10: What they've been together eight years?
- 1:16:44Speaker 1: Eight years?
- 1:16:46Speaker 7: Yeah, so she would know would he was sick?
- 1:16:48Speaker 1: If they've been stating for eight years right here, that's
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: a long time.
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: You don't know nothing, she said. The mom and his
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: sister down there, she ain't been down there.
- 1:16:58Speaker 1: Ponder how old he is?
- 1:16:59Speaker 2: She eight? You know he got the infection. Well, he
- 1:17:04Speaker 2: wanted to move in. He wanted to move in.
- 1:17:07Speaker 1: So, yeah, he's in the seventies.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: He about seven. You know, everybody just flies me.
- 1:17:13Speaker 5: He can't.
- 1:17:16Speaker 2: You could be just a regular sixty six and over there,
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: just over there, just win it.
- 1:17:22Speaker 5: It got it.
- 1:17:23Speaker 2: Uh, it got an infection.
- 1:17:25Speaker 7: So if you got an infection, that sounded like washing,
- 1:17:27Speaker 7: because you gotta keep that area clean.
- 1:17:28Speaker 8: You know, you gotta well, you know, he probably stepped
- 1:17:30Speaker 8: on the nail or something and he didn't get his
- 1:17:33Speaker 8: technical they fled ticket left respect. He's just now everything
- 1:17:45Speaker 8: about talking about taking this left foot. Yeah, that's how
- 1:17:49Speaker 8: bad the infection is because he stepped on the foot
- 1:17:51Speaker 8: over the wood over with the right shoe.
- 1:17:53Speaker 1: Yeah, but they the right shoe right.
- 1:17:57Speaker 2: Gonna be a bad operation. Then they're gonna have to
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: go take your right So now he ain't.
- 1:18:00Speaker 3: Got no feeding, so mad, so nice.
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: This is the watch I.
- 1:18:04Speaker 2: See you going. All man, he just sitting up in there.
- 1:18:07Speaker 10: But if he's seventy something like you say, his mother
- 1:18:10Speaker 10: and his sister have been at his bedside.
- 1:18:13Speaker 1: How old are they?
- 1:18:14Speaker 11: Hold?
- 1:18:14Speaker 6: Are they? Yeah?
- 1:18:16Speaker 2: Old? Is mama probably.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Ninety?
- 1:18:20Speaker 6: Sitting by?
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: Or is she in the sleep most of the time.
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: She ain't seen the doctor?
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: Yeah, time they come in, she's sleep.
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: Well, thank you for clearing all of that up, sir.
- 1:18:39Speaker 10: Coming up in twenty minutes, we'll have more of this
- 1:18:41Speaker 10: ignorant show right after this.
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- 1:19:01Speaker 10: this one's from Nate. He's from Charlotte and he left
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- 1:19:06Speaker 1: Let's hear it.
- 1:19:06Speaker 15: Good morning, mister Steve and the rest of the Steve
- 1:19:10Speaker 15: i'llby morning show.
- 1:19:11Speaker 2: It's your boy, Nate out of Charlotte.
- 1:19:13Speaker 3: Just call in the statement.
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: I appreciate y'all. Yeah, as a.
- 1:19:16Speaker 5: Young black man starting of her own business and trying
- 1:19:20Speaker 5: to push out here in the world.
- 1:19:21Speaker 15: Man, listen to y'all every morning while I'm in this
- 1:19:24Speaker 15: truck really does change your attitude. It really does change
- 1:19:27Speaker 15: your mindset to be grateful for the things that you
- 1:19:29Speaker 15: do have. So I just want to say, I appreciate y'all.
- 1:19:32Speaker 15: Keep pushing, keep inspiring Tommy, keep franking Junior, keep laughing
- 1:19:36Speaker 15: like you ain't got no sense right after, and continue
- 1:19:40Speaker 15: to be blessed y'all.
- 1:19:41Speaker 5: Thank y'all for all y'all do.
- 1:19:42Speaker 2: Right, Nate, appreciate that, Nate Man, we do it out there.
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- 1:19:49Speaker 10: after we'll play around it.
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this, Steve Robin Martin show Man.
- 1:19:55Speaker 8: Men that web throngs don't pay money back. Men do
- 1:20:02Speaker 8: not pay money back. I don't know, it's just a rule.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: I don't know where the rule came from anybody.
- 1:20:09Speaker 8: I know where a throne don't pay money back. And
- 1:20:12Speaker 8: men who wear throws that think they sexy, it's usually
- 1:20:16Speaker 8: not thoon and don't even go in the same can't
- 1:20:23Speaker 8: have a throng on and all they see is the
- 1:20:27Speaker 8: love v in the front.
- 1:20:30Speaker 5: Coming up right up to.
- 1:20:33Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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- 1:21:10Speaker 10: It is time now for a round of would you rather?
- 1:21:14Speaker 10: Would you rather have sex wild blindfolded? Or have sex
- 1:21:19Speaker 10: wild handcuffed.
- 1:21:21Speaker 8: Yeah, yes, no way, I'm getting handcuffed. Hell, I got
- 1:21:27Speaker 8: closed my eyes a lot of time. Anyway, that time.
- 1:21:31Speaker 5: Bother you.
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: It's normal.
- 1:21:35Speaker 11: Huh nephew, do hand cause I need to see what
- 1:21:39Speaker 11: I'm dealing with. I can't just I don't want no prime. Yeah,
- 1:21:43Speaker 11: but I got to see what I'm talking about. I
- 1:21:45Speaker 11: don't want no surprise.
- 1:21:46Speaker 18: But you're just gonna be looking though you can't toudge,
- 1:21:52Speaker 18: I can't come at least I can see it. Though
- 1:21:55Speaker 18: I can see it. I got to doing to stop
- 1:21:59Speaker 18: certain things.
- 1:22:04Speaker 3: I'm gonna be all right, all right?
- 1:22:09Speaker 1: Would you rather a screaming lady as your.
- 1:22:12Speaker 10: Ringer or belching sounds as your ringer? On screaming lady
- 1:22:17Speaker 10: or belching sounds? I better go with be because I'm married,
- 1:22:24Speaker 10: Yes you are.
- 1:22:25Speaker 11: You're going to go with the belching because yeah, I
- 1:22:28Speaker 11: don't want nobody holland when you call me.
- 1:22:30Speaker 8: I thought I wanted to be real front one of
- 1:22:35Speaker 8: the I'm because I'm black. What I'm going with be
- 1:22:42Speaker 8: because I'm black?
- 1:22:44Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to go to.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: This white lady hollering the time he has a hostage.
- 1:22:53Speaker 10: I swear to God, all right, would you rather accidentally
- 1:22:58Speaker 10: text a new picture uh to someone?
- 1:23:01Speaker 1: Or would you rather butt dial someone during sex?
- 1:23:05Speaker 15: Oh?
- 1:23:09Speaker 3: You can't pull that picture back.
- 1:23:10Speaker 7: Let's just do that because see if you stay on
- 1:23:13Speaker 7: the phone, if you hear me, it's something wrong with you.
- 1:23:16Speaker 7: You could have been hung with.
- 1:23:21Speaker 4: Good point j right, Junior that part.
- 1:23:25Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't have that picture get out there?
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: Like?
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:23:33Speaker 1: Would you rather talk like Shack or talk like Charles Barkley.
- 1:23:39Speaker 5: Man good.
- 1:23:43Speaker 2: Shack. That's the way he talked.
- 1:23:47Speaker 3: I'm going with Shack. It's smooth. I think I'm walking
- 1:23:50Speaker 3: too high for me. I can't reach you, I know.
- 1:23:55Speaker 7: But but Charles, don't be he says something crazy, you know,
- 1:23:57Speaker 7: you know first for the poem?
- 1:24:00Speaker 4: What are your missing?
- 1:24:01Speaker 7: All that right there? But shagedy deep and you don't
- 1:24:03Speaker 7: have to worry about shud.
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: I mean, I'm gonna do it right now.
- 1:24:06Speaker 4: What are they saying either one of them?
- 1:24:08Speaker 11: No matter?
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: Rich?
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, that got a lot of it.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: I will go with Shack, Rich though. That's what you.
- 1:24:19Speaker 6: All right?
- 1:24:20Speaker 1: That's today's roundup? Would you rather coming up?
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- 1:25:25Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we go, last break of the day.
- 1:25:28Speaker 1: It's been a good day. Steve. Teach us something on
- 1:25:31Speaker 1: the way out.
- 1:25:32Speaker 3: Steve, Well, you know, I.
- 1:25:39Speaker 8: Think the one thing that I've one of the other
- 1:25:42Speaker 8: things that I picked up when I was on my
- 1:25:43Speaker 8: vacation this summer and one of the things that was
- 1:25:46Speaker 8: a great take.
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: Away for me was.
- 1:25:50Speaker 8: How could create value in my life? I mean, look,
- 1:25:55Speaker 8: we all want to have a life that's worth something.
- 1:26:02Speaker 8: We all want to be able to reap the benefits
- 1:26:05Speaker 8: of our labor. We all want to show increase as
- 1:26:10Speaker 8: we get older. We all want to retire, save money.
- 1:26:14Speaker 8: We all want to hit the big lick. We all
- 1:26:17Speaker 8: want to get make it. We all want to somehow
- 1:26:21Speaker 8: get over. We all want to live our best life.
- 1:26:25Speaker 8: So how do we create the most value? Well, two
- 1:26:33Speaker 8: things that you have to contend with when you're talking
- 1:26:36Speaker 8: about quality of.
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: Life and value. That's your health and your time.
- 1:26:43Speaker 8: Your health and your time are two of the most
- 1:26:45Speaker 8: important commodities that you have because if you're out of
- 1:26:49Speaker 8: either one of those, you are in a world of trouble.
- 1:26:53Speaker 8: You can't be out of time, you're dead, and you
- 1:26:56Speaker 8: can't be out of health. You're sick, and you really are.
- 1:27:00Speaker 8: Of health is tough, man, It is tough for people
- 1:27:03Speaker 8: who aren't healthy. Most people I know with money would
- 1:27:06Speaker 8: trade in all their money if they could be healthy again.
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: So health in time.
- 1:27:11Speaker 8: So how do you create the most value well, take
- 1:27:14Speaker 8: care of both of those things right there.
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: If you take care of your health.
- 1:27:20Speaker 8: And you become an expert at time management, I can't
- 1:27:24Speaker 8: even tell you the value that you've increased in your life.
- 1:27:28Speaker 8: And this is something where you don't need help from
- 1:27:30Speaker 8: anybody else. You can do all this yourself, starting right now.
- 1:27:34Speaker 8: You can actually eat better and start to feel better.
- 1:27:40Speaker 8: You can actually cut out a lot of crap in
- 1:27:44Speaker 8: your day and have more times for more things that's
- 1:27:48Speaker 8: important to you. I mean, man, I'm on this kick
- 1:27:52Speaker 8: right now, really really trying to get myself healthy on
- 1:27:55Speaker 8: the inside, and I'm encouraging people. Look, you don't let
- 1:27:59Speaker 8: old aid age just come and walk you out of here.
- 1:28:02Speaker 8: You got to get in a fight with it. Don't
- 1:28:05Speaker 8: just sit down and rust away. You know, if you
- 1:28:07Speaker 8: don't move something, what you don't use, you lose. So
- 1:28:11Speaker 8: if you're not moving your body, you lose the ability
- 1:28:14Speaker 8: to move your body. That's just common sense. Get up,
- 1:28:19Speaker 8: take a walk, introduce some greens into your diet. Man,
- 1:28:24Speaker 8: eat smarter, stop so much processed food. Nobody's gonna eat perfect,
- 1:28:29Speaker 8: but at least try to increase your health.
- 1:28:32Speaker 2: It'll make you feel better. The quality of life that
- 1:28:34Speaker 2: you had would be better.
- 1:28:36Speaker 8: Secondly, eradicate everything in your day that is a waste
- 1:28:41Speaker 8: of time. If you are doing something that's not making
- 1:28:45Speaker 8: you better, feel better, and your life.
- 1:28:51Speaker 2: Better, why you're doing it? Why are you doing it?
- 1:28:57Speaker 3: Really?
- 1:28:57Speaker 8: Man, When you do something, it should be progress yourself,
- 1:29:02Speaker 8: even if it means turning around helping somebody that's less fortunate.
- 1:29:06Speaker 8: Do you know the blessing that you send your way
- 1:29:08Speaker 8: by helping the least of these, the less fortunate?
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: You know God pays you for that.
- 1:29:16Speaker 8: Even if you just cut out the people in your
- 1:29:18Speaker 8: life that are negative, cut them out your life and.
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: Replace them with positive people. Hello, I got news. You
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: don't even have to replace them.
- 1:29:26Speaker 8: Just cut them out man, where you can have a
- 1:29:30Speaker 8: solid thought yourself. It's horrible when you got certain people
- 1:29:33Speaker 8: that call you and all they do is call you
- 1:29:35Speaker 8: with bad news.
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: They got nothing positive to say.
- 1:29:38Speaker 8: Ever, they just always on some negative tip and the
- 1:29:41Speaker 8: next thing you know, it's bleeding over in your day.
- 1:29:43Speaker 8: Your day was fine until you took that call. Get
- 1:29:48Speaker 8: those people out of your circle, get them away from you.
- 1:29:52Speaker 8: It's okay. I say this over and over and over,
- 1:29:54Speaker 8: but I can't tell you how many toxic relationships are
- 1:29:58Speaker 8: in your life that's making your life toxic, and you're
- 1:30:01Speaker 8: sitting up in here and don't understand why you sick.
- 1:30:05Speaker 8: You got too many toxic people around you. I have them,
- 1:30:10Speaker 8: I used to have a lot more. I think I've
- 1:30:16Speaker 8: gotten rid of all of them. I had a company
- 1:30:18Speaker 8: meeting the other day and something flat up, and I
- 1:30:21Speaker 8: squashed it right away. So maybe that'll keep that from spreading.
- 1:30:25Speaker 8: But if it don't, I know who it is. And
- 1:30:28Speaker 8: I just don't like toxic relationships around me anymore. I
- 1:30:32Speaker 8: just decided that I don't have the time to walk
- 1:30:35Speaker 8: you through life on how to be and you ain't
- 1:30:38Speaker 8: really trying to be no better your self, So why
- 1:30:41Speaker 8: am I wasting my time with you? Remove toxic people
- 1:30:44Speaker 8: out your life, toxic relationships, get out of any toxic situation,
- 1:30:49Speaker 8: because all it's doing is making you thick. So if
- 1:30:53Speaker 8: you manage your time better and you take care of
- 1:30:55Speaker 8: your health, those are two things that you could do
- 1:30:58Speaker 8: immediately to start changing your life. I mean, you can
- 1:31:02Speaker 8: do this simple. You can go online. You can go online.
- 1:31:05Speaker 8: You can go plant based for a little while. You
- 1:31:08Speaker 8: can cut out processed foods for a little while. You
- 1:31:11Speaker 8: could just cut out sugar for a little while. Take
- 1:31:13Speaker 8: it step by step and see if you don't feel better.
- 1:31:16Speaker 8: If that makes you feel better, implement more of that
- 1:31:19Speaker 8: in your life and watch what happens when you get
- 1:31:22Speaker 8: rid of stop talking to toxic people. You have a
- 1:31:25Speaker 8: lot more thoughts in your day that belong to you
- 1:31:28Speaker 8: which could be placed in a positive direction. It's simple,
- 1:31:33Speaker 8: but it's hard. I understand. Those are my closes, the
- 1:31:36Speaker 8: marks today.
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: Wow, drop the mic, very good, Steve good.
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: Yeah you know what?
- 1:31:44Speaker 6: All right?
- 1:31:44Speaker 7: Well, sit there talking to people gone by?
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