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S2E01 - The Morgue · No Latency

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Welcome listener to no latency a cyberpunk red, roleplay podcast,
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season 2 starts here. Now that the crew have made a
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name for themselves in night City.
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They may find there's still work to do join our four players, I
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owner the exec Jeb The Nomad retro the tech and for season to
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a new edition joins the bar Vivi, the Medtech even with all
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their victories over. Arisaka their problems have only
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just begun night. City has been watching and the
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crew are about to find themselves in a whole lot of
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trouble. Shall We Begin?
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On a hill near dusk. The crew stand in front of a
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solemn man with a black book. We are gathered here today.
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To bury Tire. A master assassin.
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Who's last moments on this planet are apparently not as
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pleasant as they could be? We are also here to commemorate
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the loss of his two students, Anna.
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And asked Asana. May their souls rest in peace.
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It was there. Anything else you obeyed it?
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Yeah, yeah, aah, hold on. Hey, Remy.
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Listen, you've been you're like eight drinks in.
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Just look me in the eyes and tell me you're not going to say
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anything stupid. Of course, not Iona.
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I'll be alright. Oh Christ, don't count my
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drinks. It's just that matters.
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I just want to say that Sano you were a prick from the first day
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that I met you and you hated me just because the way that a lot
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But over time you became more than just a jerk. but a friend
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of me, To the end. And I'm glad to have always
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become tolerable for you. So I'm believe you something so
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that you always have somebody watching your back.
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And I'm gonna pull out of my pocket, a little makeshift, Mama
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Mallard lucky thing and put it it right, there was okay and
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yeah my mouth will always be looking over here by And I did,
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this is really good. Promise.
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Is this like an open casket? What is?
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No, no, no, you're standing around a casket.
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That's now been lowered into the ground.
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This is where you can throw dirt on top.
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And there are two, yes headstones.
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Next to that, as one for Kayo, as Hannah, on the left side on
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the right? So, Jeb walks over to the hole.
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Bye-bye sano's, headstone. And remember, the only person in
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the ground is Kayo. The other two are just Memorial
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because both Hannah and saunas. We never found Jeb opens up the
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drum of his to Colt 45 s and empties the shells into the hole
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and it kind of wipes a tear up. Do we really think Santa would
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have wanted a priest here? I just came back upon my know
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that student is working to restore service was beautiful,
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but I'm not really talking to you.
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I'm talking about you. I appreciate you being here, you
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don't have to listen to me, he nods and just sort of looks away
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and just kind of starts to read whatever book he's holding your
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actually. Not sure.
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I think you know personally I think that Santa was certainly
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spiritual but something tells me who would have been against
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organized religion. Oh I see.
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It's okay. I'm really mad at you, you
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promised. I am learning a lot from so no
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he saved my life more than once and I was kind of a dick.
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Yeah, at least they had our back.
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Fuck, all three of you. You said you'd stay?
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And that no walks away. They had towards a building in
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the distance, are they okay vandals taking this really hard?
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So please be gentle with them. Maybe I should go cheer him up.
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I'm a bottle of sunshine right now.
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Look I got it in my hand. They might appreciate a drink
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actually. All right, let me come over and
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talk to you a minute. You should sit down retro.
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Give me that. When Dale grabs the bottle from
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your hand, you're far too drunk to be able to resist this and
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they throw it at the building and it smashes into a hundred
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pieces. Okay you win?
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I won't drink anymore down. That's literally just sit down
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on the ground. Oh, when he'll continues walking
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past the building and they go behind it.
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My said, be gentle. I mean, I understand we all deal
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with grief in our own ways, but I mean to be so violent like
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that, it's such a, such a important time in the service.
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I don't know. Is this the end of your service?
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We thank you for your time. We don't need you anymore, but
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does anyone need to do the dirt throwing thing before I do the
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final /. Oh, I did my thing.
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I'm good. Iona, we'll take a bottle out of
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their bag. Pill bottle and pull out one.
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Sedative pop it in your mouth. And throw the rest of the bottle
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in the hole, probably, is this torture drug ashes to ashes, dr.
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Duck, okay. Sounds good.
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Yeah, it sounds good. Please don't forget to fill out
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the body release form in the morgue.
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I'm really sorry about that that's just night City.
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Rules, take your time now, dr. Dave will be in there to help
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you and these spiritual priest, like person who came with the
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three headstones as a deal walks off to a car in the distance and
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keeps we did get. We did quite get quite the deal
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on the bundle of tombstones. Yeah, the know that it's
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nondenominational. Holy man was a nice touch.
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Actually, I think so I thought I would have been okay with that
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because in otherwise would have been like it's a waste of time
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but because it was part of the deal than I think it would be.
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Okay. Yeah.
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He hated coolest things in different We more annoyed that
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we're doing this in the first place.
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I rolled a 10 on, resist, torture drugs, the sedative
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barely hits you, but you do feel better.
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You get a plus one to reflux for the next hour.
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Roll the 10, get some cool. Well, mmm-hmm.
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All right, And the three of you. Spend some time over this hole.
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That represents an old friend, meanwhile.
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Inside the morgue purely by chance.
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A deer. Acquaintance of yours is just
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finishing up. Dear Miss Vivi, the night City.
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Academy of medicine is happy to inform you that your current
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quota of study credits has been completed due to a due to due to
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large donation, large donation. Do to your record of one deaths,
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your next year of study May, Now commence may or may not, I see
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they crossed out may not your your internship at night city.
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Morgue 13 must continue as per the syllabus field.
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Study is now required for the next study period.
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Find some people stick with them and if most of them don't die
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you pass. Linda ncam.
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Registrar admin note. You have friends in high places.
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Send. Ping are thanks.
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So things, loaded. It doesn't say how much I get.
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It just says large donation. The donation was to the school
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so that you could pass that year quicker and you needed to.
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That was the thing. You asked paint.
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That's the thing that's being offered you is like, I'll get
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you. I'll get you all the credits.
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You need for that first year. Excellent, the paperwork or
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whatever. Finally went through.
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Wow, I need to, I need to find pink, but you're also, you can
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start doing field work immediately, yay.
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And get credit for it. This is perfect.
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So v v will you know as she's reading this on on her agent she
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just kind of like does this little like jump up and down of
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excitement? Like, yes, feel so good and she
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will have outside. What are you?
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What are you so excited about? Oh no boss dr.
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Dave walks into the morgue. Well, he was so excited about
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out to find some cool kit. Did you find some cool cybertek
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on the bodies? No.
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Oh, no. That we would take, that would
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be bad. I.
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Yeah, no definitely not look. Suspiciously to.
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She looks suspiciously back at them.
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No, I just I passed this. So This internship.
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So, Oh yeah. All right and you still doing
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the just used to work here, I've got a letter that you're not.
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Well, I guess you, you won't be needing my services anymore,
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right? We're done here, right?
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Well I mean you do need to finish this state.
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You're not just leaving. We've got four bodies in here.
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I suppose I can yes I will still help with this.
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I mean if you if you need to go outside for like a cigarette or
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something, to celebrate your I was going to.
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Yes that's fine. Yes well I mean I don't worry
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about me. You can leave me alone with
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these bodies in the Cyber attack that they have.
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Yeah. He smiles at you with this
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beaming smile. Yeah, I'll leave you to that
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then yes. No, no, that's fine.
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Yeah. No.
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I'll just start. I mean, fuck it.
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I'll do some welcome onboard III about that.
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Sounds good. Great great.
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You have a cigarette. Don't forget to wash your hands.
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Of course, of course. I wash my hands by as you walk
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outside. So VB as you come out to behind
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the building near where the loading Bay, use some parking
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spaces are sitting in one of the empty parking spaces on the
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ground is a person. Crying, wearing a faded
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biotechnical jacket. Did you I'm sorry for your loss.
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Thank you. How did you know him?
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He was my friend and he saved my life.
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Oh wow. And then he broke his promise.
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That's when he died. Oh I'm sorry.
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I hate these things. I hate when I have to work it at
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mork's. It's like it's so depressing and
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see all the sad people and yeah. I'm I'm real.
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Sorry, it's okay. I didn't think he was gonna die.
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I ever should have seen him fight when he was drunk.
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He said, Hey Randall. Listen, you got we got talk
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about your. Oh, hold on.
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Wait a minute, I Jeff. Yeah.
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Hey you love you? Yeah.
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How are you? I'm doing great.
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Wow, it's so good to see you here.
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Yeah, it's been like what? Four five.
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Did did it? We mom makes a takes a way
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that's what I was gonna say. Yeah, it's mmm.
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I mean, if you're here, that means you also lost a person and
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I'm so sorry friend. Oh, sorry.
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We haven't met. I'm van Del I'm Vivi.
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Nice to meet you at nice to this times.
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Well yes, yes. I worked with Jeb and and Remy
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and technically paying employed me.
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Oh yes. Oh, so you do you have your
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card? Still my card.
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Yeah. Usually, when a job goes, well
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pings gives you a card, it lets you unto the father doesn't
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exist? Yes, yes.
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Yes I do. I do still have that somewhere.
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I have to find that. Oh, good.
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Cause I lost mine like months ago, I'm gonna stick with these
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guys. Every time we go in there, we
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have to print you another one. I was gonna say just stranger is
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always so high. Yeah, well that Butterfingers
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hey well it's great that that we be able to catch up.
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Um, if you don't mind, then they'll talk for a second.
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Listen, look, Remy is well he's passed out and I just need to
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he's a lot heavier than he looks.
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So I thought if maybe if you could help me out and actually
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hey You Thief right EV v v? Yeah.
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Normally do you remember what we did together?
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Like, I helped you rescue your riskier.
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You love the my love. Oh my God.
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Oh my God. Yeah, it's all I mean, I
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remember earlier but now it's coming back more vividly.
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Anyway, if you want to help me out, I think we just are going
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to just load them right into the back of Vanna White.
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Do you mind? Sure I have to help with the
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bodies in there so I guess I can help with this one lad boot.
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Super helpful. Thank you a lot.
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And as you head to the front of the building, Iona, you're
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standing over, Remy passed out on the from home.
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I'm just waiting for Jeb to return with Wendell.
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I'm just making sure every time I fly lands on him.
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I just shoot away. Yeah.
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I'll hang out and found some found.
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Some help thought. Maybe if we can each grab one
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appendage, we can kind of just throw.
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I'm so sorry. I am not touching Remy.
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He smells like he has not bathed I mean there's a is there a
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bathroom inside baby? There is yes.
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Okay, very cleanly and because we all have to sanitize a lot
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before we do procedures and things, we could clean them up.
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Or we can just try to try to lift them.
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Jeb me. Yeah, I think we got it.
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Yeah. All right.
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You guys drag him inside. I own at this is a friend of
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Jeb's. Hello, baby.
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This is Iona. Hi.
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Nice to meet you. Jesus, Vivian what?
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Yes. Hello.
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Do you work? Here, I'm interning here at the
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morgue. That's great.
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It's great to hear. Yes, yes, I'm a medical student.
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And I am interning and I one day hope to work for trauma team.
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So I'm just Working my way up there.
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We work up a lotta to yes by biotechnical, right?
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I once I tried to apply for an internship there and they
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rejected me. So maybe you have an in Yeah,
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yes, sorry I realized this is all very I just met you.
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I'm sorry I just very eager and pain.
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Gave them a card like one of the co.
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Yeah. So they're like I am with you.
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Yes. So you are you're actually a
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part of this. You know exactly everything that
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goes on here. Mostly.
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Yes. Good.
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That means that we don't have to lie to you.
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Wonderful. Yes.
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If you could pick up Remy and put him in the van, sure.
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I should be able to help. We should we should sign the
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paperwork last just and and maybe wake him up because I will
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just, I mean Phoebe, you said there was a bathroom, can we
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just yes, can we pour water on him?
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Does that affect the the TV or something?
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We could I mean I slapped him a few times.
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He was out. Randy, doesn't breathe.
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He'll be fine. Okay, cool.
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So you drag retro inside in the lobby.
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That's no one there. Why didn't you just grab a
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gurney? I what?
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Oh, you have to roll bodies around all the time here.
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Don't you leave you? Yes, that's true.
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Do you have an empty Gurney? I believe we do.
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Yeah. Yeah, let me go get one.
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All right, baby. You head through the building
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through the hallway and into the back and the thing that really
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strikes you Dave is nowhere in that room.
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He was just here, you come into the room.
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There's a there's a portable door Gurney against the wall.
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You can just grab it and we learn.
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It's a bit like a dolly. Yeah.
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Will turn into a good. You can wheel it back in but
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Dave's not in there, huh? Must be busy.
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I guess. Really?
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What they get anything of it. Okay, this is this is much
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better. All right.
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I'll tell you ready? Yep.
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One two, three. And as you drop retro onto the
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gurney, you hear your than you are from the bathroom.
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This Don't worry about that. Lets does that normally happen
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here? No, no, no.
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Oh god. What the hell?
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Where is, where is this coming from?
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Where is this coming from? I don't know where the bathroom
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is north of you. Vivi, you know where it is.
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It's the door next to the desk. Okay, I think it's coming from
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in here. I'm going to just like yeah I
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guess vivi's a little nervous but she's gonna open the door.
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I pulled my gun. Yep.
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Mendel sees. You pull your gun and also pulls
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their gun inside. You see Dave from behind and
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he's fighting something off. And that's something like
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crawling around his body. It's underneath this underneath
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his clothing. There's something moving around
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and you notice he's missing a hand.
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Well, recently, no, no, he's always had cyber hands, but one
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of them is disconnected. What the hell is that?
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And he pulls his shirt up and out from inside of his shirt,
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appears dismembered, have what That is moving on its own.
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Oh, don't don't worry. We've dealt with possessed
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cybertek before it hits hand, pumps up and grab drafts dr.
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Dave by the neck and starts to try and kill him.
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His face starts to go. Blue runs in pushes video over
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to the side and goes and tries to just grab the hand.
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It's taken out like throw program.
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This thing rolling 17:26 you miss entirely the hand.
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And swoops its stump away from your grass and pulls the down
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one of his earlobes, ripping it off and now hit part of his ear
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has been removed by the sharp nails on this hand.
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Holy shit, who does something else?
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You're going to be? Ok, he's going to be fine.
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Okay, get Jeb. Take the hand out of here.
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I'm trying things are slippery. Son of a bitch.
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The shoot it. There's a man behind the hand.
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Iona, I got this, then do pushes past jab and just pushes him
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against the wall. Jeb seriously, you should be
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better at this by pull out that big knife and they smack at the
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hand. That's whoa.
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First crit of the whole season has been down the back of the
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sword gets caught into the back of the hand.
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They stick it deep into, essentially, the risk mechanism
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and flick it off. This guy smacking against the
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side of one of the Stalls. It's Max with its Palm open,
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slapping the door. Slides, down to the ground.
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And then they'll attack. Actually, I'm going to say that
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I own a shoots next. Right?
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Because they were prepared for been dealt to do that.
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Do it? Holy second crit.
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Second crit. Iona you rolled a 22 which is a
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lot. Um this is actually to 22 + 4.
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That's + 8 + O God. How many points is that?
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The 34 year old 34 on your first gun role of this email, don't
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you go? Thinking, you're welcome and you
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didn't roll two sixes, but you did cause a lot of damage, so
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that's okay. You blow a hole through it.
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Now, burst into pieces, one of the fingers fly somewhere else.
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The pinky flies towards Doctor, Dave and he unfortunately finds
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it flying his mouth. Oh my gosh.
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Gross. Are you, are you?
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All right? And I'll go up to a doctor,
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Dave, and we'll just do it like a examination.
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Make sure that he's okay. He's missing his left earlobe.
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Not. Okay.
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That's an obvious one. If you want to roll to see how
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he is, you guess, let me roll. I just gotta find it relaxing.
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Get which tab, it is one moment. 19, that's great.
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He got a little few scratches on his neck as well.
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His ear is going to need some grafting to replace.
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It wouldn't need cybertek but he could get a cyber if you wanted
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to and he is also now missing his left hand.
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Holy crap, he does have an attachment to put a new hand on
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it, but he's now got one. How did this thing?
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Take your ear off? Yeah I just and I found on buddy
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3 was better than my. I just thought I'd So this is
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our life. It would seem that.
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No, no me neither but I looked at Iona it seems like you have
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though. Are you all?
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Is this something that you all deal with regularly?
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Oh, for shooting the thing, by the way, thank you very much.
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Who are you? Every Tombstone is, I wouldn't
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you just? We will probably have another
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death to season. So, yes.
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And take a tombstone, right? Well anytime I won't forget you
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can we get that in writing? Maybe like a coupon or
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something. Sure, we can do it.
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Paperwork, in a minute. I'm missing a hand.
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Grabs. Amanda Margaret?
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Yeah, we're not getting this one back.
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Well, not my original hand is in the morgue.
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I could just go get it Quagmire. You can you said this thing?
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Came from a body a dead body that's in your more?
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Yes. Do you think maybe they're how
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many of the bodies were there? There were four on their bodies?
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You think we got a whole Night of the Living Dead situation?
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Going on. Oh my God.
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You think they have that? I'm just saying if I hand in it,
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I just normally works. I mean I have access to get in.
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You didn't lock it when you left.
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Yeah, this should work. And I like start to like try to
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move the door-ward. See if they can open.
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OH, Ivy Bree you got me lack adrenaline or you know, any any
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And I've got a big fucking leg. Just I was just thinking that
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maybe we could just okay, I have an air hypo jet reaching clear.
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Wow, your cruise really cool. We do our best with that.
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Like, in Medicare, they just poof this like piston leg out
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here. Old free just to be 10, right?
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8. Very good.
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Yes, then Del kicks the door, open it flies, Open and all see
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a leg, the door wasn't locked. It was just something in the way
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and you see a fucking leg fly across the room and land in the
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swivel chair. And it's just sitting in the
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chair Bruce and clear motherfuckers and I end and Jabo
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runs in and start scanning the room.
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What the shit is going on? I'm gonna look at this.
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This is not, this is not. First of all, that's not what I
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signed up for. When I came here to work on
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these bodies, second of all, what what is this leg?
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And I'm going to like go over and look at it all perception.
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18. Actually.
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Yeah, as you get closer to the foot, you notice it.
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Poof. Oh gosh.
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It swivels slightly. And then bounces off the chair
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and is headed towards your head. Oh, shit.
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I'm gonna try to grab it if I can sure.
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And hold it roll rolling, you rolled a 13 on brawling, but
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they disembodied. He'd leg rolled a 19 and as
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you're trying to hold it, this the heel of the shoe smacks you
29:30
in the face and you take our, you take two points of damage to
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the head. You have head armor so as a med
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tech technically I do but I don't wear it all the time.
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So I in this moment I wouldn't be wearing it right.
29:46
Take two points of damage. Ow, ow and you can you have a
29:49
bruised cheek? Do you keep holding this foot or
29:51
do you let go of stuff? I really want to know more.
29:57
So I'm going to do my best to try to hold it.
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I'm gonna. Okay.
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Yeah. Um jet that foot is.
30:04
Moving on its own, be be be a 17.
30:06
You're holding this foot Beetle shoot.
30:08
It's a melee weapon, it gets to attack.
30:09
Twice 12, it's Max you again. You're fairly certain you just
30:14
got yourself a black eye but it only does one point of damage so
30:17
it's actually a cool black guy. Okay.
30:20
I only you get a message, Iona, I think the bottom pot for a
30:23
live come out. I will I will open my bag and
30:27
pull out some sniffing herbs smelling salts and I will take a
30:33
pain from my bag and I will pry open the CD drive of romy's face
30:39
and just pour them in there. What the fuck?
30:45
What the fuck? You are very full of drugs.
30:49
Roll resist, torture drugs and if you fail it, you're still
30:51
drunk. You're also on a gurney 9.
30:55
Excellent. Very good.
30:56
Yes, you do not fail that. So you are now.
30:58
Fairly sober. You're still a little drunk.
31:00
Yeah, no, I judge. Immediately jump up and raw
31:04
exactly off the coast. What the fuck is going on?
31:10
There are drunk. I put I put salt in you.
31:17
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can feel it and it's
31:21
granulated. Yes, I did.
31:26
Just get a message about disembodied, cybertek attacking
31:32
in another room so it might be time for us to go, you know?
31:35
Normally I would think that you're trying to play a joke But
31:40
running with the screw, you think that I'm joking.
31:43
No because I know it's you. So all right up let's go.
31:47
And you drag retro and as you Retro Retro are my
32:05
own as you enter into the room, you can see V fighting with a
32:07
foot in their hand, it is true. Going to hit them in the face.
32:11
And Jeb is standing there with his gun about to shoot this this
32:15
foot. But stay on, as you walk into
32:18
the room, you hear the bag, the body bags in this room Russell
32:22
and they burst open and a bunch of disembodied cyber falls.
32:26
Out of the bodies. Roll for initiative and do
32:31
Avondale is going to do the same thing as before and take a Sword
32:40
to the foot that we're he's holding. 16.
32:45
Nice. 22. Oh my gosh.
32:50
They very dexterous hand foot foot.
32:55
It's like, George has the knife, swipe, but it doesn't matter.
33:04
Weapon, and then Del has a second attack.
33:08
Does it again but better that's not better, do it again but
33:12
good. Hmm.
33:18
Okay, the foot not being able to see very well because it doesn't
33:25
have eyes, you know, senses doesn't see the backswing.
33:29
I've been dealt short. Sword Cuts right into the ankle
33:32
of it as it frees from the baby's hand is now stuck to the
33:35
end of end Elsword and they throw it across the room.
33:40
Flicking it off. The end of the sword flies
33:42
across the room and hits the door at the other end and lands
33:45
on the ground. It takes a decent amount of
33:46
damage. It takes how much from The Sword
33:48
14:14 and then from hitting the wall 5 damage which is exactly
33:54
at HP and it first did too, it is mostly mechanical this.
34:00
All of the appendages that are in here that are suddenly
34:04
animating on their own. They're all cybertek implants.
34:08
Hey, hey, Remy. You think maybe these things are
34:11
infected by some sort of cyber virus something and if so, are
34:15
you at all concerned about Contracting the virus?
34:20
Well, you know, I'm not worried about getting CTV, but I don't
34:26
think it's gonna be. That you've been watching way
34:28
too many movies, Jeff. This is such thing as zombies.
34:33
All right, fair enough. T-Pain, blasting ideas should
34:36
the same like, no, adverse body fuel pipe thing again.
34:41
I hold on, that's true. Those were straight-up zombies
34:44
weren't, but they prefer to be called biters.
34:48
Zombies is a trademark? She, yeah, and not zombies.
34:53
I forgot George Romero. Trademark that years ago.
34:55
He's my bonus action to check the ppb's.
34:58
Okay, Vivi is a little stunned. It.
35:02
She's okay and she just kind of nods.
35:05
You have a cool back I now, yeah, I guess this could be
35:08
cool. Also, there's a bunch of
35:11
cybertek that's alive. Should you do something about
35:15
it? Yeah, kill it all.
35:20
I've never seen anything like this before.
35:22
Maybe we should chop chop and ask questions later.
35:24
Yeah, I'm great. I see what you did there or some
35:28
of us are going to buying buying but yeah you do.
35:30
He's like, baby. It's your turn.
35:32
Why don't you? Tell the audience your fun with
35:34
my weapons? I have a pistol but I also have
35:38
a baseball bat. Yeah, you have a really cool
35:41
place I do. It's just baseball bat in all
35:44
caps with an exclamation point. That's what as a matter of fact,
35:51
you know what, I'm gonna take that baseball bat Vivi just runs
35:57
up to this hand and she's gonna try Try to swing at it, let's go
36:03
Harley Quinn energy. Yes, eat 12.
36:07
You take your second hit with your baseball bat you hear the
36:10
edge of the metal of the baseball bat, just slide against
36:14
the ground and you golf slap this hand across the front of it
36:19
causing 8 damage in total. It's a pretty big hit.
36:26
The hand flies and hits a locker.
36:28
You here, the lockers that shudder as the hand slides down
36:32
it the locker itself causes Bullshit, that's a high number.
36:40
There was a the corner of the door was turned out, its kind of
36:43
sharp and it sticks into it causing eight more damage and it
36:48
loses a finger falls to the ground and it now can't move
36:51
around is easily sweet. Is that how you finish your turn
36:58
or do you move somewhere else? I We'll stay here, actually.
37:02
I'll just kind of Be by this by this body here.
37:06
Yeah, you're gonna hang out near one of the bodies together and
37:09
that's why turn the third foot. That was that doesn't have a
37:15
pair that hand attacked dr. Dave earlier who is caring in
37:19
the bathroom? He assumed it heads towards I
37:24
should have checked on him before we left.
37:27
He'll be fine. He's a doc.
37:30
Did you take care of yourself? Right, take care of himself it.
37:33
Heads towards event Dell and tries to attack, then Del easily
37:39
sidesteps it with another crit. I might have with another crit.
37:44
Holy shit getting a 19. 21 on evasion.
37:51
That's very good. Well done.
37:53
Then tell the leg tries to attack again.
37:59
Rolling a 13 Mendel meats and it hits vend l-410 damage. because
38:10
when you meet the attacker wins, Hell, fuck Ashley that things
38:14
may seem metal shit. They can play it blades there on
38:19
that. Third foot is now hanging out
38:21
the fourth hand, heads towards Vivi, and tries to attack also
38:28
24. How can you avoid that?
38:34
Let's see. No attempt to avoid it and it
38:40
slaps you. Oh, Right across the face.
38:44
As I get another black guy know it just it just is a slap and
38:49
you take two points of damage. I'm it then tries to punch you
38:53
in the shin meet 1714, his punches.
38:57
You in the shin 48 damage. The other hand jumps across and
39:02
unfortunately you are the nearest Target is true and set
39:05
my attacks. You again well seven Rock beat
39:08
17. Oh my goodness. 15.
39:11
It also slaps. You Maybe it also slaps, you
39:15
causing to damage that is not protected by armor then tries to
39:19
attack you again. Beat 22 Asian, what Dane and it
39:25
hits you 49 damage to your armor.
39:28
That's a place that does. Yeah.
39:29
The second foot feeling that there's been a lot of male
39:34
happen, there's a compartment in this foot, the foot sits down
39:38
onto the body that it came from a compartment, opens and out.
39:43
Coughs a pop-up heavy SMG which it points at retro.
39:50
Yep. And it shoots you we and it hits
39:53
because it rots 24 me for some 3D six.
39:57
This fucking little gun popping out.
39:59
This just fucking shit of this thing is just it is however, a
40:04
rate of fire of one and now it's sitting on top of one of the
40:07
bodies in the corner of the room as sort of a turret.
40:12
It's done. Hey boss, pause GM.
40:15
Yeah it got double sixes on that attack.
40:20
Yeah but it's also a foot. Okay let's try to be fair but
40:24
it's also a foot huh? Iona has a dead shot to one of
40:28
the hands and is going to take it so that it is beautiful 27 to
40:35
hit. Yeah you hit.
40:37
I made that to it. Be causing 13 damage.
40:42
And this is the hand that was missing a finger already, but it
40:45
goes straight through the middle and you swear you can just see a
40:48
full burnable hole through the palm of the hand.
40:51
Is it sort of Falls over and kind of loses its ability to do
40:54
anything. See it's not too old P against
40:58
regular sized enemies because it doesn't do a lot of damage.
41:03
It just always hits 46 is a shit ton of damage if you really have
41:09
to remember Jade rolls badly, I do.
41:11
Except for today. So this one you can't miss.
41:14
No, no, you misunderstand. They caught mess.
41:16
They can only shoot once but look, they rolled two threes or
41:19
one and a five. It's to mitigate Jade's luck.
41:22
They are not very good less you Jake but just like me.
41:26
You have terrible. Nice glow rollers club.
41:29
Hmm. Is that all you?
41:31
Do you have a bonus action? My bonus action is to step back
41:34
out through the doorway and leave us all.
41:41
I'm just Texting myself. I'm actually going to have you
41:45
step out through the doorway, hit on my half Shield.
41:49
It, don't forget to turn on your Shield.
41:51
Oh shit. Oh shit, I to my hand.
41:57
You didn't say that to the GM. So, so, you're fucked.
42:02
All right, the first hand is dead.
42:07
So it's dead. All right.
42:09
Well, you've done it. You've now Kilt to parents to to
42:13
go to Hampton a foot. Okay?
42:18
I will open up my backpack and pull out my assault rifles,
42:24
flash, grenade launcher. I will use part of my movement
42:29
to run over to Vivi, using my bonus action to crab, BB by the
42:34
back of their collar, and then use the rest of my motion to
42:39
rush. Jump back, firing off my grenade
42:42
launcher here, trying to blow up the hands here and that foot, if
42:47
it's in the radius and this other foot here on the very far
42:50
end. Excellent.
42:52
We're all for it will do. Let's see here.
42:55
Let's first 122 the second one and twenty seven.
43:00
So the first hit with your grenade launcher, hits, three of
43:07
these, disembodied pieces of Seibert the foot that was acting
43:12
like a gun turret gets blown to Smithereens because you rolled
43:16
more than its basic. The two hands also get blown
43:20
apart fits their side, slide to sort of covers you in this sort
43:24
of gross, oily malaise of stuff and you feel sticky.
43:29
The both of you because you were pretty close.
43:31
You did not hit the foot in the corner, but you did get VB out
43:36
of trouble. And you did destroy three of
43:39
these limbs Should I bother fingers crossed?
43:44
The fourth foot gets on its side on the other body out, pops up a
43:49
heavy SMG and it aims at retro rolling a 19, it hits you for 11
43:55
damage, but you did say, your Shield was on, so it fizzes into
44:00
your Shield. I Juiced it.
44:02
Qhp of that is Step. You can thank Iona for that.
44:05
You can. Thank you.
44:06
You're welcome, bang, bang motherfuckers, a foot.
44:12
You missed. Just you just hear that to
44:15
cocking that. The two hammers of the Colt 45
44:19
s, just cock back and then this one, the first one, you wrote
44:26
24, you hit the seven pieces of the second.
44:34
One, hits beautifully, bullet goes down the barrel of the SMG,
44:38
and it splits open like a banana.
44:40
The whole foot goes with it. Inverting into a horror.
44:44
MSU almost hear it, scream and it squirts.
44:46
It's hydraulic liquid all over the other wall and the body bag
44:50
combat is over. Well, that was not what I had
44:56
planned for the rest of the night.
44:58
I was going to help on that. Oh no.
45:02
Yeah, I know everyone. You know, I think I know what's
45:08
happening. What do you mean?
45:11
It's Halloween. Gosh.
45:14
See it. Next up on Nolan's.
45:38
Who schedule the sano's funeral on Halloween, dr.
45:42
Dave, are you fucking with the lights?
45:43
Can we just all process this for a second?
45:46
Well, where are the bodies from? The only real record that I have
45:48
is some person named dr. Sawtooth worked on them.
45:51
So I'll do, you know, I trust with my life but still kind of
45:54
come strange fellow. Hey is your other hand also.
45:57
Cybertek, you have to understand.
45:59
These bodies are cursed. There's a virus in them.
46:02
You might be wondering what an engram is.
46:03
So should we go to, your, your Ripper duck friend, or whatever
46:07
your doctor And that does seem where the breadcrumbs are lying
46:11
to Sawtooth. Are you in the lab?
46:13
Well, that didn't sound good. What the hell?
46:16
Not everything I do is worthless.
46:18
Okay, that was a very good quick jab.
46:20
I should have got one of those brain thingies on it.
46:22
Yeah. A little that will somebody take
46:24
care of that hand. We can go home please and by
46:27
home. I mean, actually, I forgot that
46:29
we were here to talk Solitude so we should probably do that
46:31
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