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This year 2022. No, latency is going to San
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remember more than the crew and well to find out how they ended
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Shall We Begin? Guys.
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I know we've got high chair, I know we've got a bit of time
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before the flight vehicle is ready, but I got a message.
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Well, go ahead and spill out and well, I got a message from a
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pretty big fixer in town and it's mr.
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Kerrigan was scary. Look out the cat, the guy with a
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cat. Oh shit.
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Ping. It's no.
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It's nothing to be nervous about.
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Sit down, you're okay. I could get everybody drinks.
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Well, I might have worked with him before.
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You did. Yeah.
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Read the message and you'll know what I mean.
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I'm a little Em. I'm shaking a little bit with
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somebody else read it out. I've already heard it once.
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Well go ahead. Remy.
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Okay, okay, mr. Kerrigan requires your talents
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Get your crew on the SkyMall kill Terry.
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I'll get his cat a cosmos back. You'll need some never mind.
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Let's never mind the boat station acquires a lie detector
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test, and it's a good one. No one can fake this.
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They can't know why we're there and you can't get a call in.
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Okay? Plan, then take the pills.
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They must go in blind, even if they I have a plan discretion is
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of the upmost, mr. Kerrigan insist, on this being a
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Memento job. Oh, once it's done, you'll get
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paid and all. We must forget the job ever
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happened. Medically fuck Claire.
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Hold on. They stole his cat.
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So that's what it sounds like. Well, that's fucked up.
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Well of course we have to get the cat back.
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Absolutely. One stole if someone stole risky
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I don't I don't know what I would do with myself if someone
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even later. Hey, I'm down slow.
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Well, where where are they getting?
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Never mind. We stopped production of that.
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Can you not get any? Oh, I'm supposed to get it.
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I think that's probably why we were hired great.
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Wonderful. And, and for the record,
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possibly have already been hired.
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You mean, we've already accepted this job Did we forget what?
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No, no, I don't mean this one. But like if we've done work for
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Kerrigan before, then, we'll do work for Kerrigan again.
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I remember working for mr. Carrigan, I would remember
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working from. Yes, Remy.
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That's the point. That's why I'm upset, because
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we've done work for him and we don't remember Yes.
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We are quite rich. Oh, Oh shit.
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Well so I've gotten it before. I mean I've blacked out before
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but from what I remember it's been Louis key.
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Maybe, I don't know but I don't have a, what is it?
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Plug bundle. Yes, do we have a plug?
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I'll get out. Definitely what do you need USBC
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light? Not that kind of tip, not, not
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that kind of plug dead bugs. This is what plugs?
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No. We don't have any plugs here.
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Looking serious? No, I'm it was a joke.
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I was being Ron. Huh?
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Oh that's good. No.
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I plug for never mind. We stopped production of that.
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So I the supply I don't know how to get ahold of it.
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Did we stop production of that I'm doing air quotes?
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Am I using are quite correctly. You are you are.
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Okay. Um, or did everyone forget I
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mean, as far as I know, we start production of that because it's
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not my field, but I could ask Smith probably, well, you should
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do this Mission if there's somebody so important.
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Dennis come asking, it would be very rude to her trapped.
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Yeah, it's some 25,000 Eddie's. Look, you had me at stolen.
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But the 25,000 who 13 Sylvia that would be five thousand
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each. Yeah, it could Aid us in our
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assault on arisaka. Exactly.
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We're going to need every penny and we won't care where it came
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from. So, Let's do it.
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Oh except I don't think that was yours to accept Jeb burton.
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All right here we go I'm gonna go ahead and reach out on the
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burner that Smith has given me. It's our only connection to each
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other. I got back in a minute to think
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I need a minute to think about this.
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I got to try to remember, hold on.
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I got a lot of joints. I can figure this out.
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Hold on. Sorry Remy.
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Jeb already pressed accept. So you don't ya, say ya.
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Do you have access to never mind?
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That's not a joke. Do you have access to never
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mind? Well, if I do, I've forgotten
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exactly the project was finished and candidates and you're the
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one who posted I know, are the stories, then is what you're
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telling back. Yeah, where's your store
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everything? Under my bed.
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It's under your back. No no no no no no.
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It's not literally under my bed. I was the herds under my dad for
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all of them. Yes, yes, gotcha, gotcha.
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If you were, if you were to look under my bed you're all you're
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going to find is a bunch of numbers, a cipher.
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You will never figure out a bunch of dirty magazines and
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butt plugs. Yes.
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God sure. That is also a joke.
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Haha. No judgment is though.
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Do I look like a person who is sexually active know, a lot of
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people are always said that. Was it Authority.
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It's disgusting. You can have it requires
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touching kinky activities that are very clean.
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How is that were born through? Osmosis I always saw the phone
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with this guy because all the give you the ball, just the sky.
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The sky mold is in like two and a half ounce.
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Oh shit. All right, I'll be back.
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Do you need me to come with you? No.
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You can't know where it is. Oh right.
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Okay. And of course, we could come
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with you and then we could make sure the drug works and if it
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does, then I know that we'll talk next.
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That's you shut down. Jeb we should just go back
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inside. And then Del scoots, Jeb back
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inside you get in the vehicle, not for sure.
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latency. Why the fuck is my bed made?
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Microwave isn't working can you talk to it?
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What will these to get up to next?
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I don't know why you keep sticking your Anger in that
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part. That's not a bowling ball.
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Oh God. Well, I look at the code
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underneath my mattress. There are.
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There are several categorized here for things that we will
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never ever bring up in game ever.
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Such as where the store of never mind is, I'm not going to say it
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on the podcast because other people will know, I will follow
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the cipher, I'll get the drugs, and I'll come back to the bar
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Bing. Bang.
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Boom, we got the drugs. You find a cipher and a floor
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number for your very building. And I go to the floor.
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Inside is a multitude of items that are you ignore completely
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because you're fairly certain your this is my second apartment
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doesn't hear a screech in the corner and on a shelf marked,
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never mind. But backwards, terrible is a
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bunch of bottles of Vista. I grabbed 10 times 1 2 3 4 5 is
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50. I grab I grab enough.
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You grab enough. Never mind from This case and
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then this dark blue slightly chilled, vacant apartment.
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There is a sea of your secrets before you.
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I keep my head down. I sanitize my hands and I walk
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out the door for some reason. As you leave the door, you
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instinctively check the time. Like something you've done many
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many times before. What time is it?
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It is 10:30 a.m. I leave.
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Car can get back to the bar and get back to the bar and so So
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that's what happened. Last time.
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Mama Ballard got kidnapped. All right this could end up
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being a whole cyber psycho deal. So we got to be careful about
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it. We shouldn't bring the daughter
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saying, I mean, last time you get came back, you were covered
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in blood. Okay?
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We shouldn't bring the duck. No Mama no.
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It's saying that back at the apartment.
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Oh is it not here? I never know because you hide it
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in your jacket. Yeah.
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Mama was not feeling too well. Oh, okay.
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Then they have a nice long bath right now.
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It's cool. Okay.
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Sloan baby. I was like, you're gonna have to
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stay here too. Iona it back.
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We have to do this quickly because I need to forget before.
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11:30. Okay, let's go.
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Not sure what that means, but he'll I'm figured this is gonna
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be a quite the cryptic kind of gel, okay?
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So what do you want to know? I suppose everything.
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It's not going to matter in less than an hour.
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Okay. So in the document you're going
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to take the bullet station and be shot up into the sky Market.
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It's an airplane that runs through this guy 24 hours a day.
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It's really high up. It basically just Glides up
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there. We've got to get in.
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Not know why you're getting in otherwise, they'll kill you.
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You've got to kill Terry, who's the guy who runs it?
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Got to get Cosmos back. And then you've got to get off
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and get back here with enough time for you to take the drug.
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So you can forget the whole job and then we get paid.
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Seems simple that's gonna have to be real quick.
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Yeah we're gonna have to smuggle weapons in here or you might
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There's no weapons allowed or it's gonna be difficult unless
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you can hide it slowly. Yeah, you might how, how
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comfortable you are with a high altitudes baby?
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All right. Well that said the question.
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Now, I don't know if they'll allow metal bird is onto a plane
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either stays mostly bird. You can you probably could hide
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your sword on board though. Sauna hmm, your sword is in your
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arm, isn't it? You can hide that.
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Yes. It's in my metal arm so I can
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just say there's a metal detector that it's just
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cybernetics. I can't hide anything else
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though. I could can really get something
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in my head. Well we'll need to hide chips in
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newly, everyone. I think I could get it some sort
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of plastic gun. Maybe what did she say?
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I wanna know. We're probably going to have to
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hide chips and everyone because we're not going to know what
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we're doing until we get there. Hold on, I've got an idea.
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Why don't we record messages for ourselves that will you know
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play for us at certain at a certain time to remind
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ourselves? What the hell were supposed to
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be doing? That's a stupid idea.
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Really. I mean, I think it's a great
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idea. Yeah.
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That we all have access to the chips.
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Then withdraw cyberware. Correct.
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Yes. Yes, you could you could leave
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tag messages on your tile or some.
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Yeah. I mean we have no better option
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so let's let's do it, let's record messages for ourselves
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and hopefully we'll figure it out.
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All right, so I couldn't get proper floor plans, but I can
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tell you what's going to be there, there's going to be an
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array. Valaria, a show floor with three
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items. One of them, I'm assuming is the
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cat. There's going to be an office in
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a bathroom of that, and then a cargo, and the Escape hatches in
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the cargo. Hold.
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You could probably parachute at the back.
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We'll have to find parachutes. So we got a Gideon kill this
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guy, take the cap and then jump out.
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Yes. Oh, and then they sent this and
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ping puts a large object on the bar.
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And it's a breastplate made for saint.
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No, why do I need this? That's the Drone that takes the
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cat Jerome, but I mean, it looks like a breastplate.
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But when you pull it off and whack it on the box, it'll grab
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the cat. And then the cat can definitely
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never ever get hurt because there's no way this GM is
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letting that cat get hurt ever in a million years.
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So, is this is the internet. That's a fucking cat parents.
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I will talk, we can't put it on kind of funky stuff.
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My usual style, I'm a attaches to your chest.
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And gives you a minus one to move.
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All right, so go ahead. Just thinking out loud here.
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One. Do we have a manifest or to know
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anything more about this Terry? Because I'm afraid, there might
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be more than one Terry on board, or maybe they go by Terence not
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sure. Now, I've more my friends back.
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You okay? Because because I used to call
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on my friends, Terry ter-bear. So I just want to make sure that
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that's not going to know if he runs the SkyMall.
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He put a single block and he's gonna be no, he goes by Terry
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death. Okay okay.
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Make sure. Okay.
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And then do we have any other information about the plain?
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Like, do they already have prepared shoots, or jump backs
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or something of the nature? There's going to be a mergency.
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Equipment for sure. We just have to find it.
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Okay, so that's another thing we got, but down, but if we're
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going to forget everything and, you know, Tina - 30 minutes,
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does it really matter if we have a perfect plan?
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Well, we need to break it up. So each of us has a recorded
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message So that we know what we're doing.
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That's good solos. Got the cat, obviously.
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Hmm. Well it's also got this sore to
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get free snaky. Maybe I can do a little scouting
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mission for y'all. And while you guys are like,
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sure that we're not drawing too much attention, but someone has
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to find Terry who wants to find Terry.
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Well, that's what I may, I'll do the snake it now house tonight.
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Fine Terry. And maybe maybe sprinkles.
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What's the cat's name? Cos x cos Mi scars, most right?
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Yes. Someone has to create a
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distraction because obviously there will be people and
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attendants who can't just kill someone without causing.
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I think he'd be pretty happy if the playing just blew up, who's
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blowing up work? Were killing all those people.
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Dude, I came I think it would terrorism.
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That's what we're doing. Well, it's a private plane so
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still right. Private.
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Terrorism is corpo for what Corporation?
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Oh, that's a secret mission. Okay, Jeb, you find Terry Sano.
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You find the cat Remy. You rigged explosives should
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block the place clean and I will find the emergency packs.
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Yes, and maybe create distractions.
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If there are suspicious cards or attendance or anything like
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that, over do have done this before, Iona.
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Yes. Iona, I just looked up the plans
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for the airplane. There's one Escape Boat Boat.
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It's not a boat on the water. It's like a bunch of people can
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get in it and it will fly out the hatch and flexible.
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So that means what kind of but we need a pilot and I can
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probably pilot. I mean you've been practicing.
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Maybe some muscle memory will help us when we go to the
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arisaka building. I'm not going to forget how to
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Pilot. Yes.
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Okay. I don't know how many people are
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on this plane. I'm approximately five.
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Five people. All right, I'll leave the GM's
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that there has to be five people.
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Now, do we have? I'm gonna need a, I got.
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Jim Bob, Jim Bob, and for whatever, for whatever reason
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is, fairly certain. I'm fairly certain that they all
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deserve to kick it. I'm inside were hired to do, I
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guess, kill everyone on board. So, but but just as a Do we have
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a cover story? Why are we getting LED on this
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plane? Because I want to buy the cat.
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Yeah obviously yes that's good. I work for Bio Technica having a
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real life cat. Hmm would I mean very beneficial
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yeah we're so strengths bodyguards.
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Correct? No, that's a good story.
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I've got it. Yep I can I could see it now my
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cover is Lawrence gem enemy. You're super famous.
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There's no way that's going to work.
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Yeah. Rich just be a famous rich guy
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who's come to buy some shit. All right, fine, do we know what
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the other items are? Yeah, I do what I say.
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Are they important? Mmm.
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So there are three items. There's the cat obviously, plans
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for train to which probably no one should have, and the golden
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arches. Really golden arches.
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Daigle notches well I'll be damned also a real cat.
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I mean that's pretty cool mystery.
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Okay. The plans for engine to and the
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golden arches excuse me. What are the golden arches?
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It says you take too long. Doesn't matter.
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Looks, that's just Garden. It's perfect for ourselves is
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ours. Ronald, I don't date.
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All right, let's see what you have.
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You could be there for the plans to the train as a separate
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person, a separate by. Oh yeah.
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Oh yeah. You're a nomad.
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Yeah. So yeah, I would look, I would
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love to have the the plans to the engine and then let it be
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destroyed in the coming cataclysm, okay?
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So, um, I guess one by one. Record yourselves all a message.
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And we can get fresh pea to encode it so that it only turns
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on when you're up at 30,000 feet, you said fresh pea, and I
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had already forgotten who that was.
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I haven't taken the drug yet but I feel the poop fresh.
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Yes, yes, I should. It's always good to forget.
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Hmm. I'm sure I'm sure when we, when
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you, when we all come back that you'll learn probably
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reintroduce him to us because this These guys don't know him
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yet. I don't I don't really care.
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No, not the new version. Oh, that's right.
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He has been trained up fresh EP. We'll get that later.
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All right, are we ready? Yeah, that's loads.
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Go first. Well, I suppose I'll take it.
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but this thing, I'll That's 30 seconds or less Jim.
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All right I guess the shorter the better of me testing desktop
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or I'm all we record all right hey Jeff this is Jeb Q wasn't I
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know you're probably thinking what the hell's going on right
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now, why am I here? But don't worry.
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It's all part of the plant. Just follow these simple
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instructions. You're going to be all sneaky
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and you're going to sneak to try to find the man in charge.
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His name is Terrance Terry and you're going to carry His name's
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Terry Terry. Terry, it's sorry.
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Let me restart. No, cause no side note.
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Jab, this is how, you know, it's you kill.
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Terry. She's just here doing just gotta
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kill Terry. Yeah, I feel like there are
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other things you could have said but this is fine.
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You want to do another take? No, no it was perfect.
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Okay. Iona.
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You are here for the cat. Sano is your bodyguard.
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You are going to find the boat. Get everybody on the boat.
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And give them never mind. Stay clean, please.
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I'm not going to take the drug. I'm in a remember until we all
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take it at the end. So, you're not going to eat us.
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I'm not coming with you bendel's.
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Gonna go respond to a like, according to, I Wanna Know is
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high stocking, right? Natalie, who's paying me has
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been dealt taking the drug and coming?
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Yes, Michelle's gonna take the truck, okay?
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Because bend, over backwards, and I guess, I mean, I can now,
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I don't have to, Sano listen, you are on a mission, keep a
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clear mind. You have a vest on you.
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You have to get a cat into that vestinel activate, taking the
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cat to safety. That is your mission priority
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after that. Get out kill everyone on board.
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Destroy the plane. Good luck.
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That one was really concise. Yeah.
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Unlike some people, I know you're making me kind of want to
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redo my nose. No time, any.
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Hey, so we're doing a crazy plan, you forgot everything.
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All you need to know is to make sure that you wire up a bunch of
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bombs to blow up the fuselage and partially the wings, make
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sure you keep away from the cargo area keep it in series.
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Don't forget, you fill ups and hex head drivers and Almost a
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job. I ordered some C4.
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It just got here. Can I add right at the end of
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Ein? Don't trust Jeff.
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Whatever you do. Yes.
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And that all record that. Now we'll talk with say that in
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turn it into recording device and I'll make sure it's in the
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majority. Don't trust her, whatever you
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do, do not trust him. I should I add that to mine.
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Also, just to make it a little more fun, you know, just for
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fun. Okay.
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You had that and I'll make sure the recordings work Oh no and
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fresh. He will make sure the recordings
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work. Oh and don't trust.
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Jeb Jeb do you want it to have a?
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Don't trust yet? No no this yes yeah yeah it's me
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you you're here to get the cat if anything goes wrong.
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Remember no one trusts Jeb good. Laker fan.
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Ok, so everyone's got the recordings if we send them to
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fill up, he'll make sure that they're loaded onto our tiles
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before we get there. All right, sounds good.
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Do we need to call him? No, I don't know.
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This is so I'm gonna beep, boop boop, beep.
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Hello, Phillip, I'm about to send you.
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One, two, three, four, five audio files.
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Okay. Oh, wait, the video audio?
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There's just out here. Just audio.
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Oh, I've already sent them. Oh, all right.
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You have done flip. I've got them.
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Where you want me to do. I need you to send those to us
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at a will leaving. It needs to be loaded onto your
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tile and then it delayed playback, great.
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They need to be loaded onto our tiles and have a delightfully
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back about an hour from now. Okay, thank you.
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Anyway, I asked you. Like and else's.
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You just had these two. That's okay.
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All right, I'll just add the mix quicker.
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Hey fresh. This is why you talking about
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why you gotta talk to him? Let's go.
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I just I just want to let you a fresh be if it's alright with
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you, I'd love a little. Maybe some like music underneath
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man, some like real real like get get your head in the game,
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kind of music, you know, pumpka chuckling.
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All right, just like you, you can if you want.
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No, no, I change my mind. Correct.
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Okay. I mean I could do that now.
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All right, great. Let's see if I know the better
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kind of situation. Yes, correct.
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Okay. Okay.
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All right. Let's head to the airport.
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I guess you're going to go to the bullet station.
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They're going to shoot you into the airplane.
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Shoot what time is it? It's about time my owner now.
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Does that mean we have just enough time to get me a plastic
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gun? No, no, damn it.
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I guess you'll just have to use your big knife but it's true.
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It has all the carbons. So let's get through, no
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problem. Okay.
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All right, let's do it. All right, down the hatch.
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Good luck everyone. Those are massive Bill King,
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they're very big but they're very very big and they're very
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bitter. Hmm, big get us to the bullet
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station, please. All right.
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Sean was a, there's a, there's a Della main waiting for all
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outside. Don't mix that with alcohol.
29:37
Jeb, not allowed alcohol until you wake up.
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Well, let's hope I remember. You all know why, because you'll
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forget more. Well, what just get in the car
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upstairs. What color?
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Okay. You guys get into Adela main
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waiting for you. Cool.
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Where we going? That is a need to know basis at
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the moment. You do not need to know.
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Next time on no latency will be live on stage at San Diego
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Comic-Con, Friday, 22nd, 12 p.m. Neil Morgan Auditorium in the
30:42
San Diego Library, never fear. If you can't make it to San
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Diego Comic-Con this year, we are filming this panel and
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recording the audio. Ow, we're excited to meet you
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all there, and never fear the season continues next week, as
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normal. With the conclusion of this
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Memento, job in a few weeks. Thank you again, for listening
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