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Lies U Tell Yourself, Things You Whisper, Opposite Sex Friendships, None Of Ur Business and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 7: a journey it has been. I thank God for every
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  Speaker 7: single step of the way. I learned to thank him
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  Speaker 7: for the bad times too, because it taught me something.
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  Speaker 7: All the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable
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  Speaker 7: experiences in my life. Every time I failed, I learned
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  Speaker 7: was told no, it moved me one step closer to yes.
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  Speaker 7: It made me stronger, It toughened my skin. It made
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  Speaker 7: me learn how to deal with haters. It made me
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  Speaker 7: learn how to deal with people who don't have your
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  Speaker 7: best interest at heart. Man, ain't y'all all out there
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  Speaker 7: feeling me on this one right here. It teaches you
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  Speaker 7: who is who in your life. It shows you who
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  Speaker 7: you can depend on and who you came. And at
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  Speaker 7: the end of the day, what has taught me most
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  Speaker 7: of all my hardships in my life?
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  Speaker 8: And it's really about me and God.
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  Speaker 7: That is the one factor that has been never changed
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  Speaker 7: in my life. God has always been the same for
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  Speaker 7: me and for you and for all of us. His
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  Speaker 7: word is true. It don't waiver, it don't shake. You
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  Speaker 7: can shape it. Readjust it if you want to. It
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  Speaker 7: is really the way it's written. It really is. You
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  Speaker 7: have your version of it if you want to. But
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  Speaker 7: if you just read it the way it is, it's
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  Speaker 7: real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it. Every time you
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  Speaker 7: jump through a loophole, there's something over there written that
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  Speaker 7: counters that. So is what I want to get to today.
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  Speaker 7: Listen to me. You got it within you? Oh it's there,
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  Speaker 7: Just use it. Listen to me close. You got it
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  Speaker 7: within you, Oh it's there, Just use it. If you
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  Speaker 7: hear me clearly, I'm really finn to show you something
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  Speaker 7: this morning. Got it within you?
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  Speaker 8: Oh it's that.
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  Speaker 7: Just use it. Steve, what you're talking about see, here's
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  Speaker 7: what's wrong with a lot of people. Here's what's stopping
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  Speaker 7: so many people. You keep looking. We keep looking for
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  Speaker 7: others to save us.
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  Speaker 8: We keep looking.
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  Speaker 7: For someone else to rescue us. We always looking for
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  Speaker 7: some group of people or somebody to accept us. We
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  Speaker 7: keep looking for someone else's approval. We always looking for
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  Speaker 7: some group or somebody to deliver us, somebody, some group
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  Speaker 7: of people to give us credibility, somebody or some group
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  Speaker 7: of people who says we matter. We spend so much
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  Speaker 7: time right there, and when the cavalry don't come over
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  Speaker 7: the hill, when it ain't no saving, it ain't no deliverance,
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  Speaker 7: And hey, you don't get accepted, and don't nobody really
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  Speaker 7: come to save you, and there't nobody vouching for you
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  Speaker 7: and giving you credibility and throw you into something? Nah,
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  Speaker 7: you into this little state of man. I don't know
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  Speaker 7: what I'm gonna do. Oh you got it within you,
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  Speaker 7: Oh it's there, Just use it. You want to know
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  Speaker 7: what the real deal is, y'all? It's you and God,
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  Speaker 7: and it's the God in you. Man. I wish I
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  Speaker 7: could explain this right to you today. I want you
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  Speaker 7: to fill me on this right here and when you
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  Speaker 7: shake everything out the way, get rid of all your
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  Speaker 7: expectations of people. The relationship you thought was gonna last
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  Speaker 7: forever that didn't make it, the child that you wanted
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  Speaker 7: to be, this that turned out to be that, your
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  Speaker 7: friend you thought was your friend, that stabbed you.
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  Speaker 8: In the back. You found out they wouldn't.
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  Speaker 7: The job you thought was gonna keep you and you
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  Speaker 7: retire on they didn't, closed down, gave you a pink slip.
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  Speaker 7: All of this. Man that promised that somebody told you
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  Speaker 7: they was gonna loan you this money, and on loan
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  Speaker 7: day they say they ain't got it. Oh man, oh man, man,
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  Speaker 7: this money you thought was gonna come through on this check,
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  Speaker 7: The check ain't there? Oh man? How many disappointments in
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  Speaker 7: life can you get? You thought you had enough credit
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  Speaker 7: hours to graduate. You found out two weeks before you didn't.
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  Speaker 7: You can't graduate. Oh listen here, man, what's gonna helpen?
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  Speaker 8: Man?
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  Speaker 7: Look at the disappointment in my life right now. But
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  Speaker 7: let me explain something to you. When you get rid
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  Speaker 7: of all of that, guess what you really got. You
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  Speaker 7: got God, that's the whole enchilada. Baby, that's the ball
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  Speaker 7: of wax. That's the monkeys in the barrel, that's the
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  Speaker 7: bag of chips.
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  Speaker 8: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 7: If you got God, do you understand that that's sufficient?
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  Speaker 7: That that say all you need? Can you feel me?
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  Speaker 8: Now?
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  Speaker 7: You and God and the God in you, it's really
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  Speaker 7: what you need. Stop looking for all these outside sources
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  Speaker 7: for approval, to gain acceptance, to get credibility, somebody to
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  Speaker 7: save you, the calvary coming over the hill. Why won't
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  Speaker 7: they recognize me? Why won't they give me closure? Why
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  Speaker 7: they fire me? Why they forek closing on my house?
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  Speaker 7: Don't they know I'm laid off. When you get through it,
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  Speaker 7: all of that whining, it's gonna come down to you
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  Speaker 7: and God and the God in you. If God created
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  Speaker 7: man in his own image, God is a part of you,
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  Speaker 7: that is a piece of you that's godly. I don't
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  Speaker 7: care who you are. I don't care what mistake you made.
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  Speaker 7: The murderer that's sitting in jail today because of a
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  Speaker 7: moment in his life that he's now paying for, has
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  Speaker 7: God in him. The biggest criminal. When he gets through
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  Speaker 7: criminalizing or whatever you want to call it, he's sitting
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  Speaker 7: there by his self. That is a piece of God
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  Speaker 7: in him that lets him know this ain't the way.
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  Speaker 7: It's wrong. You can love his money if you want
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  Speaker 7: to put you out of line, and you gonna pay.
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  Speaker 8: At the end of the day.
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  Speaker 7: When I get through on this microphone, on this TV,
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  Speaker 7: all these articles, when I get through it all of that,
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  Speaker 7: you know what it comes down to.
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  Speaker 8: Because see, it ain't always been this way for me.
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  Speaker 8: You know, I've been trying to get here, trying to
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  Speaker 8: get that. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 7: It's been me and God and it's been to God
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  Speaker 7: in me. When I woke up a few years back
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  Speaker 7: and I realized that's really what it was, it changed
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  Speaker 7: my whole life.
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  Speaker 8: It changed my whole life.
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  Speaker 7: Your whole life can get changed when you realize that
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  Speaker 7: it's really you and God and the God in you,
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  Speaker 7: really man. People disappoint you. You argue with people, You
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  Speaker 7: fall out with people, you break up with people, you
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  Speaker 7: divorce people. You got people who you thought was friez.
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  Speaker 7: All of a sudden you find out they talking about
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  Speaker 7: it's crazy out of here. You be going, what's going on?
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  Speaker 7: What's really going on? But that's cause guess what you
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  Speaker 7: got all yours banked on them? When you going to
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  Speaker 7: bank it on the one thing that you can count
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  Speaker 7: on God's word ain't changed since we got here.
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  Speaker 8: It's solid.
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  Speaker 7: If you pray, believe, work hard, don't doubt you'll get
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  Speaker 7: whatever you ask for. That's a fact that ain't no rumor.
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  Speaker 7: Speakle out here doing it every day. Now, if you
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  Speaker 7: ain't trying that, listen to me. You got it within you.
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  Speaker 7: Oh it's there. You just gotta use it. There is
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  Speaker 7: a weapon available to man called prayer. Use that.
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  Speaker 1: See.
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  Speaker 7: I look at my life, man, whenever I get a
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  Speaker 7: little shaky, I look back. Oh hey man, I ain't
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  Speaker 7: really talking with him too much yesterday. Oh, tighten up.
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  Speaker 7: I'm just telling you real. You got a better answer.
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  Speaker 7: Oh oh oh I know what. Oh my bad, Steve. Now, Steve,
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  Speaker 7: I ain't winning costs. They ain't get me the loan
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  Speaker 7: all now, Steve, I ain't winning costs.
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  Speaker 8: She left me. He left me.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't winning, Steve, because I got stuck with these kids.
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  Speaker 7: I got a divorce. They fired me. They foreclothes on
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  Speaker 7: my own. That's why I ain't winning. You ain't winning
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  Speaker 7: because you ain't praying. You got to pray and believe
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  Speaker 7: in work. That's the key. Come on, man, you got
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  Speaker 7: it within you. Oh it's there. You just got to
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  Speaker 7: use it. It's just you and God, and it's to
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  Speaker 7: God in you. And what y'all gonna do about that?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, Let's have it.
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  Speaker 7: You know what I'm talking about, your undivided attention, Steve
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  Speaker 7: Harvey Morty showing live. When I say live, I mean
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  Speaker 7: L I V E live. L is for living, because
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  Speaker 7: that's what we are. Is for ignorant, it's what we
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  Speaker 7: gonna be. V is for victory is what we want
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  Speaker 7: to win. Is E is for everybody. Put that again.
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  Speaker 7: That that's what's called a acnal. You know what I mean.
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  Speaker 7: That's a that's an acamyl. That that's that's a word
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  Speaker 7: you say, but it acts like it's so mel That's
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  Speaker 7: why they call it an acony. Yes, sir, Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 7: Let the world be told and let what you're told
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  Speaker 7: be the word. Huh, How that's better? You better man?
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  Speaker 7: Been to a church where the preacher and the deacon
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  Speaker 7: be jacking him up, but he don't really be saying nothing.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna tell you about goodness.
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  Speaker 7: You want to hear about goodness.
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  Speaker 1: Chocolate is good.
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  Speaker 7: Two words good means yummy and nests means it's all
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  Speaker 7: in a group. In the words of my favorite poet
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  Speaker 7: of all time. Oh no, no, no, not Angela Mike. Oh,
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  Speaker 7: I ain't talking about Jamie Brown. Oh no, no, no,
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  Speaker 7: who is I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Pastor Tupac.
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  Speaker 7: In the words of Tupac, I get a rhyme. You
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  Speaker 7: know you know what I say? You know? Tell me
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  Speaker 7: how do you want it?
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm preaching now, preaching now.
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  Speaker 7: In the words of another great poet, Uh, Deacon q
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  Speaker 7: Ice to be exact, phone you love. Yes, the words
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  Speaker 7: Jane Brown talking loud and saying nothing.
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  Speaker 9: Amen.
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  Speaker 7: The church said, yeah, a man again, what is the correction?
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  Speaker 7: You wont sister of calor on you earlier on announcement?
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  Speaker 7: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Good? Cali Forni your love.
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  Speaker 2: That's the book of doctor Dre and Tupac, not ice Cube.
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  Speaker 9: Amen?
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  Speaker 1: Amen?
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  Speaker 7: Oh really man? Yeah, well, let the church say this
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  Speaker 7: right here. In the words of Roscoe Wallace. You don't
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  Speaker 7: know that you weren't there, straw.
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  Speaker 1: Berry, Good morning to you, pastor calling for reial, Good morning.
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  Speaker 7: We got the best job in the world.
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  Speaker 2: Morning, everybody, Yes, we do. Nephew Tommy pastor Pastor, Good morning,
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  Speaker 2: I'm on fire today.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, good day, good day.
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  Speaker 1: All right, listen, uh coming up next, nephew, run that
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  Speaker 1: prank back right after this. You're listening hardy Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, and it's time now to start your morning
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  Speaker 1: off with the nephew and run that prank back? What
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  Speaker 1: you got for his neph Mister Reggie, that's my name,
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  Speaker 1: mister Reggie.
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  Speaker 7: Let's go get.
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  Speaker 9: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach beyond. How you doing, man,
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  Speaker 2: This is mister Reggie.
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  Speaker 7: Have you heard of me before?
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  Speaker 9: No, you don't crack the bring of bel And I'm.
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  Speaker 2: A friend of your of your mother's. I'm a friend
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  Speaker 2: of Irlanda's.
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  Speaker 9: You're a friend of my mother's.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, mister Reggie. She's never mentioned me before.
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  Speaker 9: No, is she okay? Everything cool?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, your mom is good. Let me
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  Speaker 2: let me tell you what's happening. So you you're getting
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  Speaker 2: ready to graduate. You're gonna get your master's.
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  Speaker 9: Right, yeah, I'm getting my NBA.
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  Speaker 7: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: First of all, let me just say congratulations to you.
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  Speaker 2: I'm proud of you. Your mom been telling me about
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  Speaker 2: the whole journey, you know, from from undergrad to getting
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  Speaker 2: your uh you know, you're getting your master's in business.
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  Speaker 2: So I just want to come in you and say congratulations.
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  Speaker 9: All right, thank you brother. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: But your mom ain't never she ain't never mentioned mister
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  Speaker 2: Reggie to you.
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  Speaker 9: Huh No, sorry, bro, Okay, I got.
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  Speaker 2: A little of a situation that we got here.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I've been seeing your mom for probably you know,
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  Speaker 2: five six.
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  Speaker 7: Years now, and I just that yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, So it kind of puzzles me that that she
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  Speaker 2: never brought up mister Reggie to you.
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  Speaker 9: No. No, she never brought up the name mister Reggie.
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  Speaker 9: You know, I didn't even know she had to be
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  Speaker 9: honest with.
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  Speaker 2: You, Okay, So when you started undergrad, I'm the person
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  Speaker 2: that you you know, stepped up and gave your mom
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  Speaker 2: some money so she could put you through school.
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  Speaker 7: You know, I knew she needed some money to get you.
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  Speaker 2: Through school and started out, you know, like I guess,
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  Speaker 2: around your freshman year.
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  Speaker 7: So I stepped up and you know, helped your mom out.
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  Speaker 9: Man. This is bugged out, bro, because hold on, you're
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  Speaker 9: telling me you gave my mother the money, because she
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  Speaker 9: told me she got a couple of extra jobs on
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  Speaker 9: the side to get the money to pay for school.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the person that stepped up and through your undergrad
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  Speaker 2: I'm the one gave your mom the money is for
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  Speaker 2: you can go to school. And I knew when you
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  Speaker 2: graduated from undergrad. And then she came back, told me
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  Speaker 2: you getting ready to do grad school and I stepped
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  Speaker 2: up some old Here's what I'm getting at, man, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not even calling mister Reggie.
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  Speaker 7: Ms Reggie.
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  Speaker 9: Ain't called You want me to give you some money
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  Speaker 9: when I get a job.
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  Speaker 7: No, nothing like that.
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  Speaker 2: So here's the deal, man, I didn't give your mom
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  Speaker 2: all this money for six years.
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  Speaker 8: Now here it is now you finish graduate.
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  Speaker 2: And now that you're finish graduate, she called herself wanting
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  Speaker 2: to break up with me.
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  Speaker 9: So but I mean, I don't know nothing about that.
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  Speaker 9: That's between y'all. B I mean, what do you want
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  Speaker 9: me to do?
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  Speaker 7: What I want?
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  Speaker 9: I have you heard your name before?
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  Speaker 7: So I mean, and I understand that.
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  Speaker 2: But what I'm saying, what I'm getting that is just
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  Speaker 2: right here. I would like for you to at least
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  Speaker 2: call your mama and say something to it on my behalf,
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  Speaker 2: because you know, come on, man, I needn't put six
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  Speaker 2: years in put you all the way through school.
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  Speaker 9: And now your behalf. I really don't. I mean, I
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  Speaker 9: don't know you. I mean, like, what do you want
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  Speaker 9: me to stay on your behalf?
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  Speaker 2: But you don't understand what I'm trying to tell you.
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  Speaker 2: Dave mister Reggie and stuck his neck out for you
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  Speaker 2: for the last six years. You see what I'm saying this.
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  Speaker 9: Man, I don't even know you. You calling me out
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  Speaker 9: the blue, talking about you gave my mama some money
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  Speaker 9: and then went up for five years. I don't know you.
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  Speaker 9: I never heard your name, never heard of mister Reggie.
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  Speaker 9: You just called me out the blue. It's some trippy
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  Speaker 9: right now.
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  Speaker 7: Man, Okay, okay, understand.
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  Speaker 9: Talkers. You call your your ex girl son like, come on,
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  Speaker 9: man to see hold on, hold on, this ain't no
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  Speaker 9: ex girl.
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  Speaker 2: We we've been cup up. I mean up up to
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  Speaker 2: up to last week. Up to last week. I didne
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  Speaker 2: pay for you to go to school six years now
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  Speaker 2: here it is she want.
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  Speaker 7: To break up with me.
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  Speaker 9: I know nothing about that, man, Like I don't know
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  Speaker 9: where y'all broke up. I don't know nothing about that.
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  Speaker 9: Maybe and then you called me out the blue and
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  Speaker 9: I don't even know you. She never mentioned you.
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  Speaker 2: At least at least you can do what's call on
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  Speaker 2: my behalf and say, hey, what's going on with you?
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  Speaker 9: Nobody? I don't know who you are.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the person. I'm the person that puts your little
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  Speaker 2: lass through schools.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, the check that went to the school have my
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  Speaker 9: mama's name on them. Not no, damn, mister Wreshy. So hey, bro,
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  Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: It is it is no, it ain't no, he is
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  Speaker 3: what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I have to put your little lands through school. Now,
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  Speaker 2: your mama want to run out on me?
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  Speaker 7: Now? Don't want to date me no more.
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  Speaker 2: That's some boys right there, man, And you need to
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  Speaker 2: have a little respect for somebody that then took care
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  Speaker 2: of your little lass.
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  Speaker 9: I don't even know you. What are you talking about
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: to chair me? I don't even know who are you?
• 17:57
  Speaker 9: Mister Redkie. What kind of name is that? You usually
• 17:59
  Speaker 9: go by your last name Reggie, people go by my
• 18:02
  Speaker 9: first name.
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: My first name is. My first name is Reginald. People
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: call me mister Reggie, and you gonna do the same.
• 18:08
  Speaker 9: I just called you red man. Come on, Red, I'm
• 18:11
  Speaker 9: good like I don't know what.
• 18:12
  Speaker 7: Okay, let me say this this.
• 18:14
  Speaker 9: But you need to call her and take care of
• 18:16
  Speaker 9: this yourself. Leave me out this sorry.
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: Brother.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: Now, look here, you owe me a little respect, and
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: you owe me at least you know whatever I'm asking
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: you to do.
• 18:25
  Speaker 9: I know what you are you calling me talking about
• 18:29
  Speaker 9: called my mama you used to date. I don't know
• 18:31
  Speaker 9: what you are you're talking about. I owe you some respects.
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: Are you crazy? Okay, you get my number anyway.
• 18:39
  Speaker 7: I've been had your number.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I've been had your number, and I spend I didn't
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: spent thousands of thousands of dollars on your little lands.
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: I've been had your money.
• 18:48
  Speaker 9: Come you ain't come to the undergrad graduation?
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: What I need to come to that for?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: I did my job.
• 18:52
  Speaker 7: I took care of your little lads.
• 18:54
  Speaker 9: Man. You ain't take care of man. You need to
• 18:56
  Speaker 9: get on off my phone.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Bro Okay, you know what.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go by your mama house. I'm gonna go
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: by there, and you know what, I'm gonna deal with
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: her ass today, my damnself.
• 19:04
  Speaker 9: Look, I'm trying to be as respectful as I can,
• 19:07
  Speaker 9: but if I hear about you going about my mother house,
• 19:09
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna whoop your ass. I'm gonna whoop your mother ass.
• 19:14
  Speaker 9: You're gonna get your ass wood by somebody with the
• 19:16
  Speaker 9: NBA must be asked. I'm gonna you up if I
• 19:19
  Speaker 9: hear you went by my mother house.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Mister Red.
• 19:22
  Speaker 9: Now, I ain't listening to you. I don't know nothing
• 19:23
  Speaker 9: about you. Once I get off this phone, I'm a
• 19:25
  Speaker 9: caller and ask about them, mister Reggie. But if there,
• 19:29
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna you up.
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: I'm going by your mama house because you ain't gonna
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: just break up me out of six years. I got
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: to put the little boy through schools.
• 19:37
  Speaker 9: Well that's what you get for being a sucker to
• 19:40
  Speaker 9: sounds like you a victim of Why.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Know you ain't sitting here calling me, No sucker, you sound.
• 19:47
  Speaker 9: Like a sucker. God, let me hear you win by there.
• 19:50
  Speaker 9: It's gonna be a problem. It's gonna be some smoke
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: in the city.
• 19:53
  Speaker 7: What about Uh? What about Jovis?
• 19:56
  Speaker 9: Gods Jovis gotta do with this? Godless you up to
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: you go by there? He grew up with my mother.
• 20:01
  Speaker 9: How do you know Jarvis? Anyway?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Because Javis called me, He told me to call you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: You just got prank by your boy, Jarvis.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: What oh what?
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: Hold on?
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on?
• 20:19
  Speaker 9: Jarvis told you and called to say you need to
• 20:22
  Speaker 9: do my mother and college man, my grandmother always here.
• 20:32
  Speaker 9: Don't be friends with Jarvis.
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: Hey man, you gotta give it to me, baby, give
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: it to me right. What is the baddest and I
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: mean the baddest radio show.
• 20:43
  Speaker 9: In the land, Steve Harvey in the morning show?
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show Time now for us
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: the building. This one's from Sinclair CLO Sinclair and Cago says,
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: I'm a twenty seven year old single man and i
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: need your advice on my balding head. I know you
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: make jokes, but this is not funny to me because
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: I'm not even thirty years old yet. I've started to
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: wear baseball caps a lot more, and I barely brush
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: my hair because I'm scared of brushing more out of it.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: My girlfriend is saying to just let it go and
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: go bald. But what do you do if you don't
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: have a nice shaped head. I have been called water
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: boy all of my life because my head is bigger
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: than most and should I just bite the bullet and
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: shave it.
• 21:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, man, you can have a big ass ball here.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: What what was that?
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: You're gonna have a big ass ball here.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: You just break it down the facts.
• 21:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, hein no, ain't no, ain't no, ain't no way
• 21:46
  Speaker 7: around this, dog dad. You know, look, I did all
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: of it. You can get some rogaine, you can get
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: you some black stuff. You can hide JT. You know.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: JT my formal ball.
• 22:02
  Speaker 7: Hey, listen to you get a flocking gun. You gonna
• 22:05
  Speaker 7: go to work. Man, you can spray your hair. They
• 22:09
  Speaker 7: got everything right now. But at the end of the day, Doug,
• 22:12
  Speaker 7: you twenty seven and is going it's because it's gonna go. Yeah.
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: And they have not found a cure for ball this yet.
• 22:20
  Speaker 7: In men, that dude gonna make a million dollars.
• 22:25
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 22:25
  Speaker 7: They got them things out there now, them lace fronts
• 22:27
  Speaker 7: and all that for men and all that stuff. You
• 22:29
  Speaker 7: can go get one of them, man, But I don't know, man, huh,
• 22:35
  Speaker 7: I'm expensive.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Man, you don't want to keep paying for that?
• 22:38
  Speaker 8: Well, you know, if you don't, well, okay, then we come.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: On, come on outside, come on, walk over.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: You know it's all right over here.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: But Steve, you have to say, though, when you first
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: went bald, you weren't sure about the shape of your head, right,
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: you were real happy once you shaved it up. I
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: remember that morning you called, all.
• 22:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you were cool with it. Yeah, but like, here's
• 23:00
  Speaker 7: the deal though, Now you don't even have to do that.
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: You can get a computer rendering of your head. Oh yeah,
• 23:09
  Speaker 7: they got that. Now they take a picture, they give
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: you a computer rendering of it. You can see what
• 23:14
  Speaker 7: you would look like with no hair.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, yes, yeah they got that.
• 23:18
  Speaker 8: Now they got everything.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: You got options, Yeah, you got but now he already no,
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: he got a big head. He's yeah, so he just
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: got to come on.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, don't be all right, Yes, already has
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend. All right, we're moving on. Caylin and Saint
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Louis says. I'm thirty three, and I have four older
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: brothers that think they can control me. I've always been
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: attracted to older guys, so I've secretly dated guys that
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: my brothers know. For the past few months, I've been
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: dating my second to the oldest brother's best friend, and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: he's keeping me a secret. Now I'm trying to figure
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: out if he's using my brother as an excuse to
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: keep our relationship on the low, or if he's got
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: something else going on. I'm old enough to do what
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: I want. So what's the worst that can happen If
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I tell my brother.
• 24:10
  Speaker 7: His brother gonna beat his friend's hand.
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: That's what the deal is.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: That's what the deal is, because brothers, men have a
• 24:22
  Speaker 7: man cold law. Don't do my little sister dog, don't
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: come over here with your mess. And then your older
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: brother knows him really, really well, so now he know
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: where the skeletons is buried.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: You know, he know all the other.
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: Chicks and how recent these other chicks were and any
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: other thing. So that's what he worried about. But you
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: can talk to him about it and say, hey, man,
• 24:52
  Speaker 7: you're gonna go sit with my brothers and explain to
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: him that we love each other.
• 24:57
  Speaker 8: But I don't hear love in him. Y'all just seeing
• 24:59
  Speaker 8: each other.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Just keep there dating. They're just dating right now.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: And you have to keep asking yourself to all these
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: older men that you keep dating. They want to keep
• 25:07
  Speaker 7: you a secret, and you want to keep them a secret.
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: Why is it such a big secret?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Miriam and San Diego. My husband and
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: I are in our early sixties, and my husband likes
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: takes our four year old grandson to soccer three days
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: a week. After practice the other day, my grandson asked
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: if Joshua and Miss Kelsey could come over. He said,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Joshua is his friend and Miss Kelsey is his granddad's friend.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: Ask if Joshua played soccer like him, and he said no,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: Joshua plays karate. He said that Joshua comes to soccer
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: practice and they get pizza afterwards. Do I need to
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: find out who Miss Kelsey is? Or do I ignore this
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: four year old?
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: So you're gonna break up your family over folio?
• 25:52
  Speaker 9: May? Oh?
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's much. That's a man answer right there. See,
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: because I'm a man, answer this kiss.
• 26:00
  Speaker 7: So you go sit up here unless some four yo
• 26:04
  Speaker 7: old would imaginary freeing names all a bit of what
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: we got.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Oh that's the lie.
• 26:14
  Speaker 7: You got to be kidding me. Don't talk to me
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: no more like that. And I'm not taking this boy
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: to soccer practice no more.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if if you do, I'm going with you.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: How about that, I'll take them the soccer pressure. Don't
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: meet missus Kelsey?
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Moving on? Your men stick together, don't you here? We
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: go Ye, Foxy, and Toledo says. I am a thirty
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: eight year old single woman and I need to get things.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Something's off my chest down at my job. I'm almost
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: six feet tall and I sit in a cubicle all
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: day trying to be a happy camper. But every hour
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: I need to relieve myself, stretch my legs and have
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: a cigarette. I sit across from Darren, the male Karen,
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: and he has always got something to say about the
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: time I spend away from my little desk. He said,
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: I smell like a smokestack and my music is too loud.
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: If I catch Darren out away from work, can I
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: curse him out?
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: Yes? Yes, As a matter of fact, Listen to me,
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: there's a way you can do it at work.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: I've done it before, which is.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Probably one of the reasons I don't have no jobs.
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: Listen to me, lean over in Darren's ear when ain't
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: nobody looking, lick your lips and put your lips up
• 27:39
  Speaker 7: against his ear, because he gonna think it's about something else.
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: As soon as you put your wet lips up against
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: his ear, say, if you keep blanking with me. I
• 27:55
  Speaker 7: almost slapped the sugar honey Ice temped your face.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: Thank you, Celo. You're listening hard Morning show. All right, Steve,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: here we go, Jaye, Junior, Tommy, it's none of your business.
• 28:15
  Speaker 7: Lets go.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: You want to explain it.
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: I was plaining you see things shirley from time to time,
• 28:21
  Speaker 10: and if you see it and it's happening, don't care
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: what it is.
• 28:25
  Speaker 7: It ain't your damn business.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: It's not.
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: It's not at all.
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: It's not all.
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: For instance, you in check, you go to church, right,
• 28:32
  Speaker 10: somebody puts in a five, Yeah, they put a five,
• 28:36
  Speaker 10: and next plate put a five in, yeah, and they
• 28:39
  Speaker 10: they got a twenty.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: That got to do with you.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: I didn't know how that hurts you. That is my business.
• 28:49
  Speaker 7: Business that it could have been from last week. Probably
• 28:57
  Speaker 7: could have got it, James last week. The only world
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: is because if I'm sitting next to you and I
• 29:04
  Speaker 7: just put the twiny.
• 29:06
  Speaker 11: That's the only you get that twenty. Yeah, you get
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: another twenty. Yeah, But if you touch the twenty I
• 29:12
  Speaker 11: put it in there around against another twenty, and then.
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: You gonna be in the past. Is all that you
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: got it?
• 29:19
  Speaker 12: Absolutely absolutely all right, Junior got one man. I'll tell
• 29:22
  Speaker 12: you what wouldn't the baby come out white and he
• 29:25
  Speaker 12: pitched black.
• 29:26
  Speaker 7: That ain't nothing nobody.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: That's another your dad.
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna say anything.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: I ain't saying that.
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: Just go along with it. Just go along with it.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: That's what you're going That ain't none of your nobody.
• 29:47
  Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, just say what you know.
• 29:49
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna say that boy looked like that beautiful baby.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: That's a beautiful.
• 29:57
  Speaker 8: You got a cold work.
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: That looks hair?
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 30:04
  Speaker 8: Exactly like amble rope.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 30:07
  Speaker 7: But the next day, yeah, she beyond. I agree with that.
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: Well I have come from.
• 30:18
  Speaker 7: Don't worry about it, however it putting on, stay out
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: of it.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I like that, all right.
• 30:29
  Speaker 8: I got one on that one.
• 30:31
  Speaker 10: You know from fact your neighbors lights are.
• 30:35
  Speaker 7: Out, you know they out?
• 30:36
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you know they out because he ain't watching TV
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: nothing his dog over there around eight o'clock. But the
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: next day you see him climbing that pole to try
• 30:47
  Speaker 10: to get his.
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: Lights back on.
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: Ye is that you.
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: Why you're talking?
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: What for? What?
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: What you bring that over?
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: They ain't got nothing to do with the wow?
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: All right?
• 31:04
  Speaker 12: Well then what if you walk outside and see a
• 31:07
  Speaker 12: cop put a boot on your neighbor's car?
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: Is that.
• 31:12
  Speaker 12: That ain't none of your b that's none of your bit.
• 31:15
  Speaker 7: As long as it's not, you just gotta keep walking,
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: keep walking.
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: I'll tell you something else close to that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: If I'm out in the parking lot and a cowork
• 31:24
  Speaker 7: of mine that I do not care for, and I
• 31:27
  Speaker 7: see somebody stealing his car, that immediately be comes none
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: of my Yeah, that transaction is completed. I probably ain't
• 31:37
  Speaker 7: gonna saying. It'll give me more pleasure to go back
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: in there and go, man, what I just saw somebody
• 31:47
  Speaker 7: drive off the little car.
• 31:48
  Speaker 8: I actually saw him bust the one.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: That's the pleasure. It took five minutes of how when
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: I set through the whole thing.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: If you don't like to do you actually kill a sister?
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: Got to rush down.
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: Taken. I got one, forgot one, you got one.
• 32:06
  Speaker 7: I think we all have seen this one.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: I have seen somebody run through the parking lot at
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: the airport, get to the airport, to the ticketing and
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: then get in a wheelchair and roll right through with
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: somebody pushing them.
• 32:21
  Speaker 7: It ain't my bus. But I really won't say something.
• 32:24
  Speaker 7: I confessional you did that. We was in Vegas one time.
• 32:29
  Speaker 7: We gambled all night and we was missing the flight.
• 32:34
  Speaker 7: So when we pulled about the carriers, I told them
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: I needed a wheelchair. They gave me a wheelchair. You
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: know in Vegas, man, that airport line is it took
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: me to the front of security, the front of TSA.
• 32:51
  Speaker 7: I stood up real ginger, hut my stuff on the
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: conveyor belt. They walked that wheelchair through. I went right
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: on through that. The lady came back with the wheelchair.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: I see the trains now, I'm good. I got hear
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: right right.
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: Well, don't know nobody is business.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: You got here when you saw the tray, I got one.
• 33:14
  Speaker 10: I got one one. You're in the grow snow shuttering.
• 33:16
  Speaker 10: You see a lady, You see a lady. You see
• 33:18
  Speaker 10: a lady, take a hand.
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Sometimes you take a hand. I'm in there ahead.
• 33:23
  Speaker 10: He takes a ham, Yeah, some chips, some sodas, a
• 33:29
  Speaker 10: pound of grapes, put them in her crouch and walk
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: right out.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Not in the bathroom.
• 33:35
  Speaker 7: Is that your business? Does that bother you?
• 33:37
  Speaker 9: No?
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: No, that's a that's a strong crash, a lot of
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: stuff that.
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: As a matter of fact, I have to respect that.
• 33:55
  Speaker 8: You put a hand, you.
• 33:57
  Speaker 7: Put her hand, walk.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: And hold their hand.
• 34:05
  Speaker 7: Pound the great a bottle of wine.
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, that's wrong.
• 34:18
  Speaker 7: You have a number.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: That's like when you go.
• 34:21
  Speaker 12: I'm kind of like when you see people go to
• 34:23
  Speaker 12: the dressing room, just they take five shirt and they
• 34:28
  Speaker 12: go back.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Then, but did they come back with one?
• 34:35
  Speaker 7: I got your damn but they look heavy.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: You're listening Hardy Morning show all right time? Now for
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather take care of your
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: friend's baby or your friend's dog?
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Give me that dog?
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: Give me that dog?
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Man, I got the dog, I ain't got I ain't
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: got the rock that No, I ain't got the hurt
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: that dog.
• 35:01
  Speaker 7: Yeah, and your dog can't tell on me, So give
• 35:04
  Speaker 7: me the dog. Because I'm studying your damn dog. I'm
• 35:09
  Speaker 7: gonna let his ass go.
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: Little baby, I beat it, forgot your baby. You'll be
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: looking for your both the dog. At least I can
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: feed the dog and then the dog go.
• 35:19
  Speaker 7: Do what you gotta do.
• 35:20
  Speaker 8: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not going
• 35:23
  Speaker 8: I'm going to forget your dog.
• 35:26
  Speaker 13: Yeah, but you will you at least will you at
• 35:32
  Speaker 13: least feed the dog? Will you at least do that?
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 35:34
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse animals, you know at all?
• 35:39
  Speaker 7: Get to feed that baby. I don't know.
• 35:41
  Speaker 9: I am.
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: Okay, dog and you fall in the swimming pool. You
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: need to get dog pedal.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: You're gonna they don't know they can pedal till they
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: get in there. They don't know they can they get
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: in it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: We're moving on. Would you rather the painful true truth?
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: The painful truth? Or would you rather a comforting lie?
• 36:05
  Speaker 7: God?
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna take that, lie be I'm always for
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: the comforting line.
• 36:11
  Speaker 7: When you need it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: You don't want to know the truth.
• 36:15
  Speaker 7: Lie me man, Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate
• 36:20
  Speaker 7: the effort.
• 36:21
  Speaker 8: What do you want to know?
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: All three comedians on this show we cool with lie.
• 36:26
  Speaker 7: We cool with I'm know the truth?
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: Wow, the truth? If you can really lie to me
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: and make me feel good about it, I won't to lie.
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: Oh I'm gonna figure something now. Don't worry about that.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Wow. But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: me know you tried.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 36:50
  Speaker 7: The painful truth.
• 36:51
  Speaker 8: Let's let's delay that pain as long as Poli can't.
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: Hear it and get it over with all right?
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 37:06
  Speaker 7: God, I don't want.
• 37:09
  Speaker 8: I take it.
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: Dirty kitchen, Yes, dirty bathroom.
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: Because the kitchen, let me know, you put your effort in.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: But that bathroom, your ass is nasty.
• 37:22
  Speaker 7: You is nasty.
• 37:24
  Speaker 14: I'm so funny about bathroom. Yes, Junior, I'm yeah, yeah,
• 37:33
  Speaker 14: go with the.
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: All right.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have massive success by accident or modest
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: success on purpose?
• 37:46
  Speaker 15: A massive accidental success, massive massive?
• 37:56
  Speaker 7: We want to I want abundance.
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Coming more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, it
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: is time for comedy roulette. Jay, please do the honors
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: and explain. Go ahead, we are right priceless, I know, right.
• 38:22
  Speaker 10: You gotta do it though, anything if you take four subjects,
• 38:27
  Speaker 10: because we're all comedians, we can do this. You put
• 38:30
  Speaker 10: those four subjects, one at a time on a wheel
• 38:33
  Speaker 10: that goes around and around. When that wheel spins round
• 38:36
  Speaker 10: and around and around, where that wheel stops. Because we're
• 38:41
  Speaker 10: all comedians, will do the damn thing.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: All right, Here we go with the topics. Things you
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: hide in the fridge from other people? All right? Lies
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you tell yourself when you're running out of gas, What
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: you say to yourself when you get dumped, and what
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: you say when you're oversleep, spin the wheelcat.
• 39:04
  Speaker 8: Spun it, spun the wheel.
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I like what you're saying yourself when you're over steep. Ah,
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: But it's what you say to yourself when you get dumped.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: I want to end this one. Let's go, guys, let
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: me start it out.
• 39:23
  Speaker 10: Come on, Hey, I was gonna go into service anyway,
• 39:26
  Speaker 10: so this relationship wasn't gonna work at you anyway.
• 39:33
  Speaker 7: I don't really like I didn't really want her in
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: no way. It was her best friend. I really want
• 39:39
  Speaker 7: to be honest with you.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: Work it out for yourself. Yes, what you say to
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: yourself when you get dumped, Steve, you do all crazy?
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: I ain't crazy, Jay, What you said yourself?
• 39:57
  Speaker 10: You say to yourself when you freak up? Trust me,
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: your breakfast gonna break us up?
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: You know, I didn't really care for you making me
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: wear all that leather in the bedroom anyway.
• 40:11
  Speaker 7: So I'm glad we ain't doing this no more. This left.
• 40:15
  Speaker 8: I'm chaped.
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Now, Come on, Steve, what you say to yourself when
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: you get dumped?
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: I was just about to text her anyway, right after breakfast?
• 40:33
  Speaker 10: You say to yourself when you break up. I don't
• 40:36
  Speaker 10: know how to tell you this, but I never did
• 40:37
  Speaker 10: like your dogs.
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: How about that?
• 40:43
  Speaker 7: You know true?
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: Be told true, be tall. My baby mama won't be
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: back anyway. I ain't worry about this right here.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: What you say to yourself when you get jumped?
• 40:57
  Speaker 7: I bet you I can find some.
• 41:05
  Speaker 10: Come on, shay, you say to yourself when you're dump
• 41:09
  Speaker 10: And just in case you get ready to call me,
• 41:12
  Speaker 10: I have blocked all your.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Know he's hurt. Oh, he's hurt, he's hurt.
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: He you know what?
• 41:24
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: What?
• 41:25
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Tommy, she'll be back because don't nobody do that little
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: thing that I do. Don't nobody else do that.
• 41:31
  Speaker 7: She'll be back.
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: The third person tell me right there, he's hurt. Yeah,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: what you say to yourself when you get jumped, Steve, you.
• 41:42
  Speaker 8: Ain't the first person to leave me. You think you
• 41:47
  Speaker 8: doing something? Thank you doing something that ain't nothing. I've
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: been left, so it being like you to doing something.
• 42:00
  Speaker 10: You say something. I don't know how to tell you this,
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: but the white girl was checking me out anyway.
• 42:12
  Speaker 9: You know what?
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: What?
• 42:14
  Speaker 8: You know what time?
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna we're gonna get our life together. We're gonna sart,
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: going to church and we're gonna just let the lawd
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: ask somebody. We're gonna let the Lord ask somebody.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: That's a good one. Yeah, she cut him.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: She cut him.
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: One more, Steve closing out.
• 42:37
  Speaker 13: See huh.
• 42:42
  Speaker 8: He my lips.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: That be I'm next to next.
• 42:53
  Speaker 7: Then it cust him out on the right.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Great job, guys, you're listening Hard Morning show coming up
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour right about four minutes
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: after today's Strawberry letter. My subject for today my wife
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: keeps leaving me and coming back. But right now we'll
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: talk about that. But right now we're talking about this.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: you got for his nep I need a reference. I
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: need a ref like, I'll give you one. Tell him
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: to call me.
• 43:32
  Speaker 8: Okay, I'm calling for a reference. Let's go cat watch this.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Hello. Yeah, I'm trying to I'm trying to read Scotty please. Yeah. Yeah,
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: what's up, hey, Scotty? How you doing? Man? I'm trying
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: to actually get a reference for for Monica. Monica. You're
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: talking about Monica my ex wife. Yeah, I'm trying to
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: get a reference on her if possible. Oh okay, So
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: what's he applying for jobs. He trying to go to
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: work there, No, just actually for like a relationship, a relationship,
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: stay the whole. Hold up on, boy, wait a minute,
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: a relationship with you? You're talking about a job relationship? No, no, no, no.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: See what this here is is that I'm finna actually
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: start dating Monica on the regular, and I'm calling you
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: for a reference to whoa.
• 44:16
  Speaker 16: Whoa whoa whoa boy? Hold up?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Wait mane, who did you say this is? And how
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: you get my my name? Philip? Man my name, Philip?
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: I got your number out of Monica phone. Check this.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: I feel you don't need to call me with whatever
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: you and Monica got going on. Y'all need it gone
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: to deal with that? No? No, no, no, no, no,
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: I got that.
• 44:32
  Speaker 16: Brother.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: May y'all throw hear me out. What I'm trying to
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: say is is that I figured if I get a
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: reference and figure out what kind of person she is
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: and get to get a you know, kind of get
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: a background, so you can kind of tell me what
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: kind of person, her good points, her bad qualities, the whole.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: Not see, it might save me sometime from being in
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: a long relationship. If I know what to look for.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: What's good one man say say, oh boy, boy, I know,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: I know I'm not listening to this. I was mad
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: for ain't nobody give me no rest? So don't call
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: me asking for no like that. If you got number
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: for monkey, you and Monica need to forget my okay
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: for hold on? Hold on bro?
• 45:12
  Speaker 16: Like I say, Man, I'm just trying.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: To figure out hold up. I'm trying to figure out
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: the good qualities and bad quite like you know, do
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: she want to cook? You know? Is she good in
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: the bedroom? You know what I'm saying. I'm trying to know.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to just know what to look for. Dog,
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: That's all, man. I ain't trying to come to your main.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: But I just can't believe calling enough about some I
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: don't have it no more. Only thing I have to
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: deal with is my child.
• 45:37
  Speaker 16: You know what I'm saying.
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: And you most definitely don't need to be a rapped out.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: Say dude, I got to go okay, okay, okay, but
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: can you give me a good reference owner? That's all
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out. Man. The reference is don't
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: die number ever again. And when I talked to Monica,
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: me and her, but hey, you ain't gonna have to
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: worry about the relationship with Monica. You know what I'm saying. Okay, okay,
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: hold on, man, let me gonna break this to you.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: First of all, me and Bonica then dated for the
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: last year, off and on. We just finished. Get hold on,
• 46:06
  Speaker 3: hould up, dude, the last year. Man, This woman just
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: got divorced a few months ago. Oh so you that
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: who must have messed up money? Hold on, I ain't
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: look look, I ain't calm nothing. The reason why y'all
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: broke up. I don't have nothing to do with that.
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: I ain't look here. Oh so you that slick, Say, mate,
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: why don't you slide your little slick back under that
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: rock that you slipped from monthy? He a dog, I
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: can slide right on back under the rock you talking about.
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: But what I'm trying to ask you is this right here? Man? Hey,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: can you just give her brother some references? Man, somebody
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: can look out for some signs this year. Reference I'm
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: gonna give you is when you don't have enough money
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: when she wants that twelve hundred dollars bag, don't call
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: me for that. When she needs some more money for this,
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: Oh well, baby, I just gave you my check? What
• 46:55
  Speaker 3: don't mean nothing? And are you pull up your finger account?
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: Ain't no money in that? That's the reference yore? Need? Hey,
• 47:03
  Speaker 3: I need to hear from you, especially if you who
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: was around with my why while we was married? Telling
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: about married? Hold up the reference here, I'm gonna find yo.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna call Monica and I'm gonna track down nig
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: yes in your reference. Then yeah, yeah, I give your reference.
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: Then face to face. Hey, dog, I ain't trying to
• 47:24
  Speaker 3: have no altercation with you.
• 47:25
  Speaker 16: Man, an boy, you must have been trying to have
• 47:28
  Speaker 16: something you dialing my okay, dog, let me okay, one
• 47:31
  Speaker 16: more question, man, and then I'm gonna be out your air.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I just like I said, I just wanted a few
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: things and know some background on them. Man. You you
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: out of questions on boy, you out of questions. Okay,
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: but this I just need to know this because I
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: want everything he man, I want everything to run smooth, dog.
• 47:45
  Speaker 3: But I want us to have a good understanding. Do
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: you have a problem man, with with your little girl
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: calling me daddy? What did you just as you asked
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: me about my daughter? Hey, Hey, hey, calm down, dude,
• 47:58
  Speaker 3: come coming. I'm gonna Pete.
• 48:02
  Speaker 16: You ask about mine, This is about mine.
• 48:04
  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm just here. You around me time. I won't
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: come in. Oh boy, look I'm gonna find because you
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: are bad. You missed the bad. You down number. Not
• 48:17
  Speaker 3: only you got that, but man, you're talking about time.
• 48:20
  Speaker 3: I'm just asking. Do you matter?
• 48:22
  Speaker 16: She called me?
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, look here man, that child there. They cannot
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: come at your You know what I'm saying. Say man
• 48:30
  Speaker 3: this man, I don't have time, but I'm gonna call
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: that Monica and I'm gonna get your Yeah, I'm gonna
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: get you. I'm out here. You want Why are you
• 48:44
  Speaker 3: calling me back? Gott it, Scotty, Gotty.
• 48:47
  Speaker 16: I'm here, man, look at why are you down?
• 48:49
  Speaker 3: I just try to man you something. Boy, you don't
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: have nothing to take on me home. I want to say, Scotty,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: just listen to me. Man. I want to say this.
• 48:57
  Speaker 3: This is Nephew tire me from the Steve Harby Morning Yo.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: Your brother Brian got me the prank phone call you. Hey, man,
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: it's who who Scotty, Scotty. This is Tommy Man left you.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your brother Brian
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: got me the prank phone call you say man, Man, Oh,
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: I'm about to go.
• 49:22
  Speaker 16: Man.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: Hey, dude, I'm about to go ballistic over here. Man. Hey,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Brian got one coming though.
• 49:28
  Speaker 16: Oh Man, you all right?
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Man?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they man Man, Tommy Man. Well, hey, I'm
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: glad you were playing man because talk about my little girl.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, Brian, No, it's gonna be on in his world.
• 49:48
  Speaker 16: Man, I'll go, dude, Brian got you Man, he got.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: You good jog Hey Man, one more thing? Man, what
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show
• 49:58
  Speaker 3: in the land? Man and Steve Harvey? More thing?
• 50:01
  Speaker 8: So come on, man, did answer question?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: He did?
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: Jay didn't get the reference.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: Calling daddy that it was too much.
• 50:18
  Speaker 7: Let me tell you something. From the moment he picked
• 50:21
  Speaker 7: up the phone, he was not the he was not
• 50:25
  Speaker 7: the dude to call.
• 50:27
  Speaker 8: Nothing. Dog. He didn't want to.
• 50:30
  Speaker 10: Just didn't know. It's okay.
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: He said, I'm about to go.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: I was about to go, like, were you already there?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: No?
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, ladies, ladies, he got another level. That
• 50:48
  Speaker 7: dude got you right, dog, That dude right there. As
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: soon as he find out where you at, he got
• 50:56
  Speaker 7: a whole nother level because there's some stuff on him
• 51:00
  Speaker 7: oh oh dah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 10: Everything took him up to a different level, every level,
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: level level.
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: East my pace right today when you capped it off,
• 51:12
  Speaker 7: you talking about his daughter, your little girl called me that.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: All the big.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Not only am I shooting my TV show
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Ready to Love in your city, the City of Brotherly Love,
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: but I'm also telling them jokes. That's right Helium Comedy Club.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: That is July twenty sixth, twenty seven, twenty eight. The
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: nephew is in town. Tickets and own sale right now.
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: I said it, Ay, Shirly, it.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Is on you.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: That was a good one. Coming up next my Strawberry
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Letter subject my wife keeps leaving me and coming back.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: you need advice and relationships, dating, work, second parenting and more.
• 52:01
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• 52:05
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• 52:08
  Speaker 1: could be reading your letter live on the air, just
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: like we're going to read this one right here, right now.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: Be you smuggle up and hold on time. We got
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: it for you.
• 52:17
  Speaker 7: Here it is Strawberry letter.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Thank you the nephew subject. My wife keeps leaving me
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: and coming back. She keeps leaving me and coming back.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: To Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty five year old man
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: with two kids and a step daughter by my wife.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: I love my family, but I have come to a
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: breaking point with my wife. For the second time in
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: four years, she has left the home and cut off
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: all contact with me and the kids. The first time
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: she left, she ran off with a man that she
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: met online. She bought a bus ticket and wrote, rode
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: out west and didn't contact us for a month. Eventually,
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: the guy dumped her and she reached out to me.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: I ended up sending her four hundred dollars for her
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: to get back home. Earlier this summer, I was grilling
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: and the kids were in the pool. My wife said
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: she had to run to Walmart to get a few things.
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: We have not seen her since then. The kids and
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: I rode all around town looking for her that night
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: and the next day. I kind of figured she'd left
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: us again, but I didn't want to upset the kids.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: I filed a missing person's report with the police, and
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: the police told me since she'd left before, they wouldn't
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: open an investigation right away. I posted pictures on Facebook,
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: and instantly I got all kinds of messages saying that
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: she'd been seen around our city and a few cities
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: close by. I wasn't surprised, and I waited for her
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: to call home. After forty five days, she called, saying
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: she needs to come back home and she is ashamed
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: of what she keeps doing to the family. I told
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: the kids she called and is ready to come home.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: They said I shouldn't let her come back, and we'd
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: be just fine without her. We've been married fourteen years,
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: and I've kept the marriage together for the kids. But
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: now they're saying to throw her and the whole marriage away.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Do you think I should take their advice or give
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: my wife one more chance? Please advise? Well, I mean,
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: you know, the decision, of course, is ultimately up to you.
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  Speaker 4: What you do.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Should you take the kid's advice or give your wife
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: one more chance? Is that what you want to do? Well,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: it's certainly not what the kids want you to do,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: because they're sick of her, they really are, and they
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: let you know so you can let yourself off the hook.
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: They want you to stop feeling guilty about all this.
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: Your wife leaving and coming back and running off with
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: some man she met online, and you know, just not
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: hearing from her, no contact for forty days and a
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: month forty five days. What is all of this? And
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: then you have two kids, and one of them is
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: her daughter. She's sick of her mom too. They want
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: a divorce from her, and really, so should you at
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: this point. Your wife doesn't care about you, she doesn't
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: care about the kids. And your kids, I don't know
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: how old they are. You said they were in the
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: pool while you were grilling, but I mean they're cool
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: just with being with you, dad. I just say, I'm
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: saying sorry here, but your wife is trifling and she's
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: a horrible mom. I mean, is she on drugs or something?
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: What is going on with her? Who just walks out
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: on her family and comes back like nothing ever happened.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sure this is devastating for your children, I'm sure
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: it is. Who does this? Why should they have to
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: continue to go through this time and time again? They
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: can't be secure, they can't, you know, they're unsure of themselves.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: And why should you have to continually go through this?
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Who can live like this. I just you know, you
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: never know from one day to the next if you'll
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: have a mom or if you're a wife or not.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: I say, pack her bags, put yourself and your kids
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: out of this revolving door of a marriage, and tell
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: your wife that you and the guys will be just
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: fine without her. She's selfish and that's what the kids
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: want you to do anyway, But unless you really want
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: to do it, and I don't see why you wouldn't,
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know, don't let her back. Okay, she's a
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: source of misery for you, guys.
• 56:24
  Speaker 8: Steve, Well, let me start by saying this to you.
• 56:31
  Speaker 7: It ain't a good look when your kids is smarter
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: than you, right, you know, it just ain't a good look.
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: Let me just start there. Okay, all right, here we go.
• 56:49
  Speaker 7: You a thirty five year old man, got two kids
• 56:51
  Speaker 7: and a stepdaughter. I love my family, but you had
• 56:56
  Speaker 7: a break in point. For the second time in four years,
• 57:02
  Speaker 7: she'd have left home, cut off all contact with me
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: and the kids. The first time she first time she left,
• 57:11
  Speaker 7: she ran off with a man she met online. She
• 57:13
  Speaker 7: bought a bus ticket and rolled out west. What a
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: trifling this badass decision. Who buys a bus ticket to
• 57:26
  Speaker 7: ride out west? You know, like she in a Western
• 57:30
  Speaker 7: or something. Go west, young man, fortune out there. And
• 57:37
  Speaker 7: she left you for a dude that sent her a
• 57:40
  Speaker 7: bus ticket, from a man that has a house with
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: a swimming pool in it in the backyard, grilling.
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: She left you for a man that sent her a
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: bus ticket.
• 57:58
  Speaker 7: Your wife is not a bright person. The kids are,
• 58:05
  Speaker 7: the wife is not. So let's try to make some
• 58:09
  Speaker 7: sense of it. And she bought a bus ticket rode out.
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: She didn't contact us for a month. Damn man, that's
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: hard it's hartful. Eventually the god dumped her. She reached
• 58:22
  Speaker 7: out to me. I ended up spending four hundred dollars
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: for her to get back home.
• 58:27
  Speaker 8: Now you obviously bought a plane ticket.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: Hold on, We'll hold on, Steve, hold that up, God,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: just hold it, hold it. We'll have part two of
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after the hour.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Today's subject my wife keeps leaving me and coming back.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Hardy
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject my wife keeps leaving me and
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: coming back.
• 58:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she been doing it. Second time in four years.
• 59:07
  Speaker 7: She done left. The first time she left with a
• 59:10
  Speaker 7: man she met online. She bought a bus ticket and
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: rolled out west. I knew this relationship was doomed. You
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: meet a dude online, he's buy you a bus ticket,
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: all right? Eventually got dumptor. You ended up sending four
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: hundred dollars for her way to get back home. Yost
• 59:33
  Speaker 7: it that bought the airline ticket. Clearly you care more
• 59:37
  Speaker 7: about her than the dude online. Now hit a good
• 59:42
  Speaker 7: one right here. Earlier this summer, I was grilly, kids
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: was outside in the pool. My wife said she had
• 59:52
  Speaker 7: to run to Walmart to get a few things. We
• 59:55
  Speaker 7: ain't seen her.
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: Ass s horrible?
• 59:59
  Speaker 7: What did she What happened at the walmart? This is bad?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 7: The kids and I rode around town looking for her
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 7: that night and the next day what.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: And the next day.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: Then the dude said, because he got tuition, I kind
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: of figured she left us again. I ain't want to
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 7: upset the kids, so I filed a missing person report.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: Police told me, since she left before, they wouldn't open
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: then investigation right away. Then you put some pictures on Facebook,
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 7: and everybody started calling you telling you I saw that
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: helper doll, that Earl Turner's right, Well, I saw up
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: at Abigail's. She was at the Speak Easy Too, that
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: she came into tab on Friday. They just saw her everywhere. Yeah,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: you know, she old bro that go do country stuff.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 7: You know this ain't no big city chick.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, because of the bus.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 7: So I wasn't surprised. And I waited for her to
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 7: call home after forty fat days so crazy. This help
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 7: of call back home says she's ashamed of what she
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 7: keeps doing to the family. Shirley says something right. Is
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: she on drugs because this guy crackhead rolled all over it? Yeah?
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, matter of fact, let me let me let me,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 8: let me let me back it down a little bit.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 7: Is she on meth? Let me tell you what when
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: you see her look at her teeth real good? Why
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: because if you won't, matthe your teeth is shot. Oh
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 7: you ain't see the Tiger king?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah I saw, yeah his man.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: Did you see his mouth?
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 7: I don't care what your sexual preference is. You they
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: want somebody with some better looking.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 8: Teeth than that. Damn, you got to have your mouth right.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: You have to, you have to.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 7: Now I told the kids she called and ready to
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 7: come home. The kids said, don't let her come back.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: We just fine without it. You know, you messed up
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: when your kids don't want their mama.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: No more, your blood daughter, your blood daughter.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 7: We've been married fourteen years, and I've kept the marriage
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: together for the kids. Now this is interesting because now
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 7: they're saying to throw her in the whole marriage away.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 7: So if she had a stepdaughter, the stepdaughter got to
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: be at least fifteen, because y'all only been together for
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: fourteen years. Unless she had the baby while she was
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 7: on the bus.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: Trip, she could have.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: Crazy right here she is.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: Do you think I should take their advice or give
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: my wife one more chance? Let me ask you something, bro,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: give your wife one more chance to.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 8: Do what to leave a third time?
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: Please advise, brother. I don't even know why you struggling
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: with her. This is not a sign of a person
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 7: that's no longer any in love with you or her family.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: She loves something else.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 9: Now.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 7: I ain't saying she owned drugs. It do sound like
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 7: drugs to me because she go on these benches. I
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 7: don't know what's wrong with her, but if the kids
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 7: deserve better, you seem like a good man, you probably
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: get you a good woman.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 8: Me personally, I'm just this just Steve Harvey talker.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: Please don't tweet and facebook me about my responses because
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 7: you know I don't really care no more. I really don't.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: I done got sixty three. I don't got real comfortable
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: with what I'm saying on this show. I divorce, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: I'm divorcing her.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: Thinking has real choice.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 8: I'm divorcing her. I'm not living like this is clear.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: You don't want me and these kids.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 7: I don't want to see sending the kids through it,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: and I want somebody to agree with me and the
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: kids and be in the pool.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: You could leave your husband and your kids.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: You will leave me or somebody that bought a bus ticket. Yeah,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: that's what I'm throwd off that I could see if
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: you came up. You didn't even go lateral. You just
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: took a step down. You rode a bus out west.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: We don't even know where that is. I mean y
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: out west, just west.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, probably just went western Mississippi, ended up ended
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: up in Mississippi.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Just wherever.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is she's a she's.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 8: A bad woman. She's not a good person. I'm dealing
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 8: with them. You can do what you want to do.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: But he thank you, Steve. Post your comments on Today's
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook.
• 1:05:06
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• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: hard morning show. All right, Steve, your nephew is here
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: with things you whisper. You have to come on now.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: You gotta know, there are some things that you just whisper.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: You know, you know, when you're in the middle of
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: something it's going down and it ain't going right. That's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: some things that you just whisper all the time. You
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: under what I'm saying, Verily, you hear me, get that? Yeah,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: he said, I know a lot of them. Okay, when
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: you whisper, But there are some things that you whisp. Okay,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: now I'm just gonna ask. I'm just gonna ask you.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: Shut up.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: J I'm just.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: Thank I'm just gonna ask you on though.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: Have you ever been in that moment where there's things
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: that you just whisper?
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 8: How you said?
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, but if you have been, I'm not. I'm not
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 7: going to do this, man, But tell me the things.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: Tell me when you've been in the heat of the
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: moment that you just knew you needed to whistle.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: Well, all of mine ain't been in the heat of
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 7: the moment. Mine has been other times.
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: Like what like here on your.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: God, that's a good whisper, that's a good ques.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: That's a good question. That's a good question.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 7: What else? What else? Uh hm?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 8: I my wife just walked in.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: One God.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: The dance floor. Yeah, you're just having a good time.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 7: Yeah you Yeah, you're at the Saucer club with your boy.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: The girl tripped and showed up at the same club
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 7: you at.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 8: That's good, y'all got on? Okay, things you need to
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: whisper your daddy.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 7: We're talking about Malcolm.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 2: Malcolm, Yeah, Malcolm, my daddy.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 7: I got one for you. The police in here?
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: What what did you say?
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: The police in here? Which one? Ignorant?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 8: Ignorant show boy?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, nephew. I think we get the point.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening, Harvey Morning Show. Here's a question for you, guys.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Is your partner your best friend? Were you friends before
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: you came romantic? You know it seems, despite the popularity
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: of dating apps, most relationships start the old fashioned way.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 1: That's right, Most of them do with people who are
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: friends first. In fact, researchers have found that sixty six
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 1: sixty six percent of people were platonic friends with their
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: partner before starting a romantic relationship. So, Steve, I gotta
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: go to you. Do you believe there are benefits to
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: being friends with someone before you date them?
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: I mean, it is, It's not necessary, but it is,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: But it's not necessary. And a lot of relationships start
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 7: the other way first, they get physical before they're good friends. Yeah,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 7: and I'm right right now, I'm married to my best
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: friend because I ain't got nothing. You ain't got no what.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 8: I ain't got no real friends.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 9: Though you know I ain't.
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: I don't really have no dudes I share everything with.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: I just don't. I've grown out of that space.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I want to ask you this because this always puzzled me.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: What about people who are friends? They're really, really good friends.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: We have a lot of strawberry letters about this. They're
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: really good friends, and then they try to be romantic
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: and it doesn't work out and the friendship gets all
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: weird after that. Thanks you know.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: Look, look, look, look, look I said one hundred time,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 7: so I'm not gonna stop saying if a man is
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: attracted to you, it's hard for him to stay your friend.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: Right, we said that all about.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 7: I don't know how, I don't and I don't know
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 7: why we keep debating this thing. If a man is
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 7: attracted to you, it's gonna be really hard for him
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 7: to stay your friend.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 8: It's really hard. So let's just notice.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 7: If you know that you're attractive to this guy, and
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 7: y'all just friends, it's just until you see a crack
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: in the door.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a physical friends friend? What a physical like a
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: friend with benefits about.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: We're gonna be physical, but we're gonna be friends.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: You know what.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: That's not a physical friend. That's a kind of relations
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 1: that's a friends with benefit type.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 8: That's a sexual relationship.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 7: Call it what you want to call it. It's a
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 7: sexual relationship and eventually feelings on one one of the
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: parts it's gonna.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: Get in there, usually the woman, Usually the woman exactly. Yeah,
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: that's what I love you in love?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 7: Man't nobody sign up for love. It's sposed to be
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: just a nice physical says the host. Are ready to love.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 1: Radio Tommy and Stevie, Tommy, I got you, I got you.
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 2: You ain't all the way crazy, Tommy.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 7: Far from it, Steve.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: It is still your contention that men and women it's
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: hard for them to be friends without being physical.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 7: That is that what you're saying if the man is
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 7: attracted to you, I've never seen what?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 9: How?
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: What that's that?
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 17: So then the question is what we just brought up,
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 17: Shirley with this with the segment to be friends? Can
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 17: you first and then date? And you're saying that if
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 17: you are friends and that man is a try the woman.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 17: But you said what we're trying to say, if you're
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 17: gonna be friends first and then you're gonna date, how
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 17: does that work if you say men and women can't
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 17: be friends.
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 7: If a man is attracted to you, eventually, when there's
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 7: a crack in the door, he's going to annoy if
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 7: he can put his foot into the door.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and be more than friends.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: With these relationships that turn start out that way, you
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: can turn out and blossom into wonderful and beautiful relationships.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: It can happen then sometimes.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 7: And that's a great way for it to start because
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: you started as friend. It's a great thing to happen.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 7: Now here's a sad part attracted to you.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 1: Yea, we got to go, Steve, hold on, we gotta go.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back with more of this Steve
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show at twenty minutes after right after this.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, we're back, Steve.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Let's try to clear this up once and for all
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: if we can, because there's so much debate about this.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Can men and women be friends? And once they cross
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 1: that physical line, can they still be friends? Because sometimes
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: that gets weird. So so let's let's try to clear
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: this up because it is a debate, ongoing debate between
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 1: men and women. All the time. You say what.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 7: Man did you.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: Then?
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: And every time this way I'll be telling them you
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: say the same you say it.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 7: Men and women can be friends only if the man
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  Speaker 7: does not find the woman attracted or is not attracted
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  Speaker 7: to her for.
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  Speaker 8: Whatever the reason.
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  Speaker 7: If a man finds you, ave and is attracted to
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  Speaker 7: you and is your friend, I want you to understand
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  Speaker 7: that the moment there is a crack in the door,
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  Speaker 7: a chink in the armor, and he see a way
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  Speaker 7: he can fit in and be more than your friend more.
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  Speaker 7: You'll do that, absolutely, he will unequivocally. Now, can you
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  Speaker 7: start a friendship that way and it blossom into a relationship? Yes?
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  Speaker 7: And you know why the blossom into a relationship because
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  Speaker 7: he's been attracted to.
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  Speaker 8: You the whole time.
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  Speaker 7: Period.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Now here's the sad part that.
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  Speaker 8: You don't want to hear.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, if the man is not attracted to you or
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  Speaker 7: find you unattracted, you can be his friend.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we'll be debating this for centuries to come.
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  Speaker 1: All Right, more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming
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  Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. All right, time Now for
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  Speaker 1: would you rather? Would you rather take care of your
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  Speaker 1: friend baby or your friend's dog?
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  Speaker 2: Give me that dog? Give me that dog? Man, Yeah, now,
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  Speaker 2: I got that dog. I ain't got I ain't got
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  Speaker 2: this rock that dog. I ain't got the birth that dog.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, your dog can't tell on you, So give me
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  Speaker 7: the dog because I'm gonna study your damn dog. I'm
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  Speaker 7: gonna let his ass goby.
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  Speaker 8: I beat him.
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  Speaker 2: Forgot your baby? You be looking for your We both
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  Speaker 2: do the dog. At least I can feed the dog,
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  Speaker 2: and the dog will do what he got to do.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I'm gonna tell you right now, I'm not I'm
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  Speaker 7: going to forget your dog.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, but you will you at least will you at
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  Speaker 13: least feed the dog? Will you at least do that?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, I don't abuse that at all.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get to feed that baby.
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  Speaker 7: I don't I know.
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  Speaker 9: I am.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, dog and you fall in the swimming pool. You
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  Speaker 8: need to your dog.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know they competital til they get in there.
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  Speaker 7: They don't know they can do it that they get
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  Speaker 7: in it.
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  Speaker 9: We're moving on.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather the painful truth? The painful truth? Or
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  Speaker 1: would you rather a comforting lie?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna take that lie.
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  Speaker 7: Because I'm always for the comforting line. Unique.
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  Speaker 1: You don't want another truth?
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  Speaker 3: Lie me? Man?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, a good comforting lie. I appreciate the effort. What
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  Speaker 8: do you want to know?
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  Speaker 2: All three comedians on this show we cool with line.
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  Speaker 4: We cool with it.
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  Speaker 1: Another truth? Wow?
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  Speaker 2: Truth, If you can really lie to me and make
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  Speaker 2: me feel good about.
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  Speaker 4: It, I won't lie.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna figure something out. Don't worry about that.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: But the fact that you tried, see lied, lets me
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  Speaker 2: know you.
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  Speaker 8: Tried the pain for truth. Let's let's delay that pain
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  Speaker 8: as long as probably.
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  Speaker 1: Hear it and get it over with. All right, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather a dirty kitchen or a dirty bathroom?
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  Speaker 7: Oh god, one of you girls.
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  Speaker 9: I take it.
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  Speaker 1: Dirty kitchen, yees, a dirty bathroom me too.
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  Speaker 9: Let me know.
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  Speaker 2: You put your effort in, but that bathroom, your ass
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  Speaker 2: is nasty.
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  Speaker 1: You is nasty.
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  Speaker 14: I'm so funny about bathroom, Yes, Junior, Yeah, yeah, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather have massive success by accident for modest
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  Speaker 1: success on purpose?
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  Speaker 15: A massive accidental success? Massive, massive, lucky?
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  Speaker 7: We want to I want abundance. All right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at forty nine minutes after the hour, we'll
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  Speaker 1: have some closing remarks from Steve Harvey, and it's our
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  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Right after this, you're listening
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Steve, here.
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  Speaker 1: We are our last break of the day. It's been
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  Speaker 1: a good Thursday, unt. It's been an ignorant Thursday.
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  Speaker 8: Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 1: You made good on your promise.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I told you what I was gonna dos.
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  Speaker 1: Yes you did.
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  Speaker 7: It's been a good Thursday though.
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  Speaker 1: Good to be back in all of that, and time
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  Speaker 1: for you to get us out of here with some
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  Speaker 1: closing remarks and inspiring words like you always do.
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  Speaker 7: I want to encourage people, but I got to tell
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  Speaker 7: you the truth about it. You know, it's sort of all.
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  Speaker 7: I've decided to go forward with the truth as I've
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  Speaker 7: learned it, and I've decided to ignore naysayers and people
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  Speaker 7: who don't want to hear the factual part of how
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  Speaker 7: difficult success is. But if you explain it to people
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  Speaker 7: and they understand that you've gone through the hardships of
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  Speaker 7: trying to become successful yourself, when they face hardships, I
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  Speaker 7: think they can see it better for themselves. And Dion
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  Speaker 7: Sanders told me one time. He says, Steve, stop throwing
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  Speaker 7: the life raft to people swimming away from the boat.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 7: He said, just throw your life raft to them people
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  Speaker 7: that want to be saved. So and that's saved in
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 7: just a and an analytical sense or an analogy that
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  Speaker 7: he was using in terms of people who want to
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  Speaker 7: be motivated or encouraged or given the tools for success.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: So in light of that, here's something else I want
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  Speaker 7: to remind people love because people don't like to hear
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 7: about the uncomfortable side of it. You know, they want
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  Speaker 7: to just go. You know, I want to sleep long
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  Speaker 7: as I want. You got to get this much sleeping. Okay, Fine, Fine, fine.
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  Speaker 7: I had to come to that resolution after speaking the
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  Speaker 7: truth about sleep as I know it. As I know it,
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  Speaker 7: I can't tell you anything I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 7: know how to be successful sleeping a third of your life.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know anyone that made it to success sleeping
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  Speaker 7: a third of their life. I just don't know anybody. Now,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 7: if you're wealthy, you can sleep eight hours, but if
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 7: you're trying to get there, I just don't know anybody
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  Speaker 7: that's done it that way. And that's all I was
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 7: trying to speak about. So what I'm about to share
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  Speaker 7: with you now is another thing. See, and I want
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: you to understand something about when you see people with
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 7: what you considered convenient lives, Convenience is built by inconvenience.
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  Speaker 7: It's just the way it is. Convenience is built by inconvenience.
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  Speaker 7: If you want to have a convenient life, you are
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  Speaker 7: going to have to inconvenience yourself on many, many occasions,
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  Speaker 7: and it won't be just some every now and then.
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  Speaker 7: In order to have a convenient life, you are going
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 7: to have to spend a great deal of your current
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 7: life being inconvenient. It's the only way it's done. For
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 7: every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. That's a
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  Speaker 7: scientific law, but it's also a spiritual law. If you
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  Speaker 7: do good to everybody, good will come to you. If
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 7: you do evil to everybody, evil gon't come your way.
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  Speaker 7: So convenience is built through inconvenient. For every action, there's
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  Speaker 7: an equal and opposite reaction. So if you put out evil,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 7: the equal and opposite reaction will be the equal is
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  Speaker 7: you gonna get evil to The opposite is is you
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  Speaker 7: won't be putting it out, It'll be coming back to you.
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  Speaker 8: So do you understand what I'm trying to say?
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  Speaker 7: So if you want a life of convenience, it is
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  Speaker 7: built through inconvenience. Another way to look at it is
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  Speaker 7: and what I just had to come to terms with
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  Speaker 7: on my journey to success. And this is not a negative, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: It's okay, because success is very, very hard.
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  Speaker 9: It just is.
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  Speaker 7: Man. I wish I could tell people it's not hard,
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  Speaker 7: but it is. You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 7: If you're trying to be comfortable, you're going to have
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  Speaker 7: to get okay with being uncomfortable for stretches at a time.
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  Speaker 7: I'm sorry, I'm sorry if that doesn't sound right to you.
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  Speaker 7: But if you talk to successful people, they will share
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  Speaker 7: that information with you that you have to be comfortable.
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  Speaker 7: You have to get comfortable being uncomfortable because it's uncomfortable
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  Speaker 7: to become successful. It's inconvenient to become successful, it really
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  Speaker 7: really is. But these are things that you have to
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  Speaker 7: be willing to cope with to get the equal and
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  Speaker 7: opposite reaction. The equal part is this inco the opposite
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  Speaker 7: part is this inconvenience will become convenient.
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  Speaker 2: That's It's just.
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  Speaker 7: That's the way it works.
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  Speaker 3: Man.
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  Speaker 7: I wish I could. I don't know if I'm saying
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  Speaker 7: it to you the way I want to deliver a message,
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  Speaker 7: But I'm just trying to get you to understand that
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  Speaker 7: it's okay. But in your moments of uncomfortableness, moments of inconvenience,
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  Speaker 7: you can rest assured that God is with you all
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  Speaker 7: the way that God didn't say your life would be easy.
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  Speaker 7: Faith doesn't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. And
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  Speaker 7: all you want to know is that what I'm going
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  Speaker 7: through will create the possibility of me becoming successful, then
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  Speaker 7: I'm willing to go through the necessary pains and gross
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  Speaker 7: and everything to become successful. And if you got God
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  Speaker 7: in your life, he can give you the strength, the power,
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  Speaker 7: the will to endure anything. With Christ, all things are possible.
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  Speaker 7: Faith doesn't make it easy. Faith makes it possible. You've
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  Speaker 7: got to understand that that's my best.
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