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Happy Thanksgiving, Team Excuses, Blonde Black Men, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like a
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  Speaker 1: million bucks. Things in the stubs, not me, true good
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  Speaker 1: it together for stay, I don't join me. You gotta turn,
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  Speaker 1: You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn you lon't
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out. Then turn the water the watery.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your thing, huh. I show will a
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  Speaker 1: good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show, man o, man on man Wow. I think
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  Speaker 1: about all the things God has done for me is
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  Speaker 1: overwhelming at times. And I want everybody to have that
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  Speaker 1: feeling and to sharing that feeling of completion and satisfaction.
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  Speaker 1: And the only reason I got this, and it's the
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  Speaker 1: thousandth time I've said it, is because I formed a
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  Speaker 1: relationship with my creator. Period. That's it. That's it. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you as anything else else. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I've always had a strong work ethic. My father put
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  Speaker 1: that in me. My father's conversations with me growing up
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  Speaker 1: was always constantly about work hard, don't be lazy, be
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  Speaker 1: a man, do what you say You're gonna do YadA YadA, YadA,
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  Speaker 1: YadA YadA. Man. I was so tired of my father
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  Speaker 1: at times. I was going, Man, man, what is with
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  Speaker 1: this dude? Right here? Man? Every time we have a conversation,
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  Speaker 1: it's got to be about work. It's got to be
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  Speaker 1: about you know, man, doing your best, trying hard, you know, working,
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  Speaker 1: being honest, do what you say you're gonna do. But
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  Speaker 1: that was his mission. I can't tell you how much
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate that now. I can't even I can't even
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  Speaker 1: put it into words when I think about my old
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  Speaker 1: man and what he was to me, and I just saw, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm so grateful for that balance I had in my life.
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  Speaker 1: And then my father was a fighter. He fought on
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  Speaker 1: the weekends. You know. My father used to come home
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  Speaker 1: with his with his clothes toe off of him. He
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  Speaker 1: put a fresh shirt on and he go back. My
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  Speaker 1: mom used to talk about my father fighting all the times, Nick,
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  Speaker 1: why you are always fighting? You know a little bit
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  Speaker 1: of that rubbed off on me too, you know that
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  Speaker 1: that kind of got into me and I didn't understand
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  Speaker 1: that either, But then understand turned. My mother was a
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  Speaker 1: Sunday school teacher for forty years, so her conversation was
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  Speaker 1: never about fighting or anything. It was all about love
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  Speaker 1: and understanding and doing another that you would add him
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  Speaker 1: do unto you. My mom was a Sunday school teacher,
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  Speaker 1: so I learned about faith. I had to go to
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  Speaker 1: Sunday school, prayer meeting, Bible study, young people meeting, choire rehearsal.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I was a churchman so much I was
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  Speaker 1: actually looking that's got to be an alternative to this,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I want you know, And I was a
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  Speaker 1: little kid even I was thinking at one point maybe
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  Speaker 1: all to looking all because it's got to be something
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  Speaker 1: cooler than this going on every day. It got that
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  Speaker 1: crazy for me. But the balance between those two people
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  Speaker 1: created who I am today. And I want you to
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  Speaker 1: understand that the things that you are in your past
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  Speaker 1: have helped create who you are today. If you view
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  Speaker 1: it the right way, everything that has happened to you
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  Speaker 1: in your past has happened to you for a reason,
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  Speaker 1: and it's usually for the good if you view it
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  Speaker 1: that way. But if you, on the other hand, or
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  Speaker 1: a type of person who can't move forward because you
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  Speaker 1: are allowing your past to stop you from having your future,
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  Speaker 1: then you, my friend, are doing a disservice to your life.
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  Speaker 1: You are not honoring God's blessings. You are not taking
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  Speaker 1: advantage of the gain, knowledge, wisdom, and experience of your life. Example,
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  Speaker 1: if you are a woman and you are always talking
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  Speaker 1: about a former relationship, what he did to me. If
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  Speaker 1: he had not did this to me, I wouldn't be
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  Speaker 1: in this place today. I thought I had a man. Nah,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no man. A la la la la la.
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  Speaker 1: If you know he came along, I was doing just swell.
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  Speaker 1: He just came in and he just lied to me.
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  Speaker 1: He lied to me. Now that he did this to me,
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  Speaker 1: then he cheated, then he left. All of that that
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  Speaker 1: you're saying can very well be true. Have you thought
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  Speaker 1: that maybe maybe somewhere in God's infinite wisdom, that he
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  Speaker 1: knew that you had made a mistake in picking him anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe he knew you had made a mistake in saying
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  Speaker 1: yes or I do to him anyway, or come on,
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  Speaker 1: move in? And so what he did was based on
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  Speaker 1: your decision now to say yes, I do, or come on,
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  Speaker 1: let's move in together. That was your decision. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: go to him about this one. You made this decision
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  Speaker 1: based on that decision. And all the negative things that
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  Speaker 1: started happening. He allowed you to get away from it.
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  Speaker 1: Now how you got away from it, It's always not
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  Speaker 1: the choice of ours. See you stuck on the fact
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  Speaker 1: that he left, that he walked out. But let me
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  Speaker 1: share this with you. When he was there, How good
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  Speaker 1: was he to you? How good was he for you? See?
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  Speaker 1: You got to you got to stare. You got to
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  Speaker 1: look at the blessing. The blessing is. Now you are
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  Speaker 1: on your own. Now you walk in your house. Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nobody in there with a disruptive spirit. Now you go home.
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  Speaker 1: You could take your clothes off and walk around like
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  Speaker 1: you want to. Now you go home, you can sit
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  Speaker 1: down and look at TV or catch your breath if
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  Speaker 1: you want to. Your kids don't have to see y'all
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  Speaker 1: arguing all the time. Have you looked at the blessing
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  Speaker 1: in it? But now, if you're gonna keep looking at
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  Speaker 1: the negative, then guess what. Now you can't move forward
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  Speaker 1: because you keep allowing your pass to keep you from
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  Speaker 1: moving forward. If God has bought you through it, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you move on from it? Look, you got through it.
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  Speaker 1: He gone, he ain't coming back. He got somebody else.
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  Speaker 1: So you're gonna sit there and just keep tripping costs.
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  Speaker 1: He gone and he got somebody else. Ain't pick yourself up.
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  Speaker 1: Thank God for the blessing. It didn't feel like a blessing.
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  Speaker 1: Why you was going through it, and all the pain
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  Speaker 1: of him leaving and the divorce and all that messed
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  Speaker 1: you up? Got it when you get through it, all
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  Speaker 1: of that. You ain't the first one being left. You
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  Speaker 1: ain't the first woman been divorced. You ain't the first
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  Speaker 1: woe been in a bad relationship. Pick yourself up, Thank
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  Speaker 1: God for the blessing, and move forward in your life,
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  Speaker 1: because maybe when you quit complaining, maybe you'll find out
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  Speaker 1: that God has something in store for you that he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to have, but he can't give it to
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  Speaker 1: you if you ain't grateful. So God gives you a blessing,
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  Speaker 1: but because you don't see it as a blessing, you
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  Speaker 1: ain't grateful for it. Now, guess what, You steady asking
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  Speaker 1: God to do something for you, but you ain't thanking
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  Speaker 1: him for what he's done for you, but you steady
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  Speaker 1: wanting him to do more. How does that work? How
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  Speaker 1: does that work? Man? That He should keep on giving
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  Speaker 1: you things when you ain't even working with the stuff
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  Speaker 1: he didn't gave you, And I don't know, and I'm
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  Speaker 1: just I'm just using that one example. It could go
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  Speaker 1: for me and too, vice versa, and so on and
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  Speaker 1: so far. I'm just using that as an example. Now
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  Speaker 1: why I laid on that one so long? You take
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  Speaker 1: that out with God? That's all just three. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: pointing fingers that nobody in nothing because I've been guilty
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  Speaker 1: on both sides of the coin. Who am I? But
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  Speaker 1: I'm just sharing with you what I had to do.
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  Speaker 1: I had to learn to stop allowing my past to
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  Speaker 1: interfere with my future. You're listening, ladies and gentlemen. We
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  Speaker 1: are here today, gathered for the radio show. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a game. This is a contest. Anybody can win it.
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  Speaker 1: You can get your own blue ribbon. Step right up, one,
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  Speaker 1: all for one, All ye who come? You are blue
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  Speaker 1: ribbon candidates. Welcome to the Steve Harvey Contest. What do
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  Speaker 1: you want a blue ribbon in today? That's the question, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think you could qualify to get a
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  Speaker 1: blue ribbon in just the way I do the show,
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  Speaker 1: the way I run the show? Carla, what do you
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  Speaker 1: think you could get a blue ribbon in the way
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  Speaker 1: I direct a show. Now let's begin the ignorance. Junior,
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  Speaker 1: what do you think you could get a blue ribbon?
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  Speaker 1: I could get a blue ribbon in animal sound? He
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  Speaker 1: see that? Let the jay. What do you think you
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  Speaker 1: could get a blue ribbon in ignorance from nowhere? When
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  Speaker 1: you don't think it's coming straight ignorant ignorance out of nowhere? Nephew, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: share with us what you could get a blue ribbon?
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  Speaker 1: Ind that you have probably already had thousand the seriousness
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  Speaker 1: of stupidity. I bring it to a whole nother level.
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  Speaker 1: I just have to say one thing. I seriously, Junior,
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  Speaker 1: I take offense with what you did because on the show,
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  Speaker 1: I do animal noises. I do animals animal we have
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  Speaker 1: an animal. You can't change your answer. You you don't do,
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  Speaker 1: you don't do but one, he doesn't do animal noises,
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  Speaker 1: animal noises on the show. No, Okay, stop stop stop
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  Speaker 1: stop stop. Sureley, do a kangaroo? What happened to this candidate? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Shirley do a gorilla? Okay, okay, okay, okay, Shirley, not
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  Speaker 1: do a chimpaze. She's good at that, man, She's really good.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you that was Caesar. Who was that? Who was that? Shelly? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That was Shirley Man, that was that was her best one.
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  Speaker 1: Now watched her kill this? Do a dog, Shirley? Okay, Shirley, Shirley,
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  Speaker 1: do a sheep? Okay, Sirley, she Shelly do akcs just
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  Speaker 1: had a spell. It don't sound like I don't know
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  Speaker 1: like I didn't. I just I don't know what I
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  Speaker 1: know what a kangaroo sounds like. We'll be back to
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  Speaker 1: most Shirley sounds right out all morning to talent and
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  Speaker 1: we didn't even know she did animals sound come back.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to all right, it is time for something funny.
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  Speaker 1: And seventy percent of workers say the thing they love
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  Speaker 1: most about the holiday time in the office is time off,
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  Speaker 1: followed by getting a bonus. Love those also in the
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  Speaker 1: survey workers say, right there, let's just address this one
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  Speaker 1: a time, because I see that there's some smiling going
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  Speaker 1: on amongst you. Yeah. See two things you can't do.
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  Speaker 1: What is get time off, get your same check, get
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  Speaker 1: some time off, and get a damn bonus too. And
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  Speaker 1: you need to make up your mind what you want
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  Speaker 1: the bonus. We need a bonus type effort. Okay, okay, check.
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  Speaker 1: So when we give you that, then the bonus is coming.
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  Speaker 1: When you give me what bush? When do we know
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  Speaker 1: we're working at bonus eeds? Well, first of all, let's
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  Speaker 1: just get this straight and understood. Okay, everybody in here
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  Speaker 1: get paid. Yeah yeah. Hostility though, thank you? Yeah, we
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  Speaker 1: don't need that. They never talk to you. What mold
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  Speaker 1: do you want outside? Joe chick? Okay? Can I ask
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  Speaker 1: a question, Shoka? The question is this. We are all
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  Speaker 1: working right right now, right now, we'll all work. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: we put in a good job. What level do we
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  Speaker 1: have to crank this up to to get bonus? That's
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  Speaker 1: why you have to crank it up to CEO level?
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  Speaker 1: What a minute? You are already to see that position
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  Speaker 1: is taken. You got one ceo? Yeah? Can we Well,
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  Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm saying? Get your bonus? Ceo?
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  Speaker 1: Every one, let me read on. I'll go in the
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  Speaker 1: survey workers say they look forward to the office holiday party.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah uh uh, although although they would give that up
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  Speaker 1: to get a bonus or more vacation. Back to that bonus. Yea,
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  Speaker 1: we stopped Christmas part why because of an incident at
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  Speaker 1: the party. I loud to see ol or the company
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  Speaker 1: to stand up and give us speech. He still have
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  Speaker 1: a made the statement that when he prayed, he prayed
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  Speaker 1: to himself. That stopped all Christmas parties. The room got quiet.
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  Speaker 1: And this, folks, is not a joke. This actually happened.
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  Speaker 1: He prayed a hoop to myself. That's why. That's why
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  Speaker 1: you shut that down. I'm scared because you didn't replace
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  Speaker 1: it with anything. Though we didn't get our bonus or
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  Speaker 1: or more vacation time. He actually cost you all your
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  Speaker 1: extra activities. Now did he did he give us a
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  Speaker 1: bonus before? Or did you give us one? I can't remember? Okay, na, see, okay,
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  Speaker 1: but some jobs, some jobs give you like turkeys, and
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  Speaker 1: we give out. We give all our turkeys away at
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  Speaker 1: Thanksgiving to the less fortunate, right right, which is a
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  Speaker 1: great which that makes us less fortunate than the CEO. Well,
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  Speaker 1: the reason you don't qualify for a bonus is because
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  Speaker 1: all of you have multiple supplemental income. You're causing me.
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  Speaker 1: You're not supposed to look at that who what? What
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  Speaker 1: do you think? He don't know that. I ain't posed
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  Speaker 1: to look I see one of y'all, I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: look at you now your concern sir, Yes it is.
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  Speaker 1: You see then everywhere I go, I see one of y'all.
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  Speaker 1: Every dog on. I ain't got a gig name, begin goat.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see one of y'all. I can't say nothing now.
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  Speaker 1: You can't say suit line, suit line about the owner one.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got to go down now. And that's another thing.
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  Speaker 1: You won't help with your suit life. Won't help with
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  Speaker 1: you writing none of these books, but your wonta damn
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  Speaker 1: bon That's how you get a bonus. Get involved with everything.
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  Speaker 1: I don't see your help and drive me around. None
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  Speaker 1: of y'all go get me nothing to eat, with the
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  Speaker 1: exception of Monica. Monica the only one try to help
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  Speaker 1: me out at the station. Well, you don't want you
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  Speaker 1: don't want men getting your food, so you don't that one.
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  Speaker 1: And I would be happy to cook for you, okay,
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  Speaker 1: I would. We don't want to kill the CEO. So
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  Speaker 1: this is where we want to ask everyone does our office?
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  Speaker 1: Does the office? Does the CEO? And everyone? Do you
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  Speaker 1: think they do a good job of bringing holiday cheer
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  Speaker 1: to our workplace? No? Not this office. I'm sorry. This
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  Speaker 1: is why I jump off. I'm gonna say yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: I maybe doing way to ceo. Go WHI y'all not
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  Speaker 1: about to do one of my job this survey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. Yeah, it's great cheering here. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well what kind of holiday? What kind of holiday related
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  Speaker 1: activities do we have? We don't have the party anymore?
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  Speaker 1: What else? What even? We have to have a Christmas
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  Speaker 1: tree up? Ye? We have h which has been very healthful.
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  Speaker 1: What is that, zeo? That's holiday talk? Just the conversation
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  Speaker 1: holiday talk, we talk. It's really saying lightning you cheer
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  Speaker 1: everybody up. We'd be smiling up. Yeah. Look shell you laugh.
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  Speaker 1: That's your bonus. You need a tree with some ornaments on. Tommy.
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  Speaker 1: At this point, let me should be saying you're welcome.
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, he should be saying you're welcome. For
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  Speaker 1: the holiday talk. So Tommy, take some pictures from me
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  Speaker 1: this year, because I never get to see these pictures.
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  Speaker 1: Take some pictures from me this year, you know, under
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  Speaker 1: the tree. Some shots to my phone from under the tree,
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  Speaker 1: coming up next to nephew, run that brank back you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to show right now, Nephew in the building with
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back, what you got for us today?
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  Speaker 1: Nev Yo why he gave me a disease. Hello. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach out. I'm trying to reach Dante.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah this is he who this? Hey? How you doing? Man? Um?
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  Speaker 1: I just to be certain you Dante is married to Tammy,
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  Speaker 1: right yeah, okay, cool? Cool? So listen, man. Uh so
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  Speaker 1: you heard about me, you know, maybe heard my name
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  Speaker 1: before because I used to day Tammy way before you
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  Speaker 1: guys got married. Uh you know my name is, My
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  Speaker 1: name is Marcella. So I just want to call and
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: say how are you doing? But I need to talk. Okay, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know she mentioned you mentioned y'all used to be
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  Speaker 1: together before we Yeah, okay, I've heard about you. What's um?
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  Speaker 1: What's the phone call for? I needed to talk to you, man.
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  Speaker 1: And I've been holding this back at least four years.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I haven't said anything. And you know I
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  Speaker 1: can't hold it no more. Man. I'm going to through
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  Speaker 1: so many issues right now. I just gotta I gotta
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  Speaker 1: get this in. I got to get some gripts on
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  Speaker 1: this thing that I'm going through. But you know I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to come to you man, to man, talk to
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  Speaker 1: you about this situation. You know. I hate to bring
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  Speaker 1: it to you like this. But when me and Cammy
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  Speaker 1: were together, man, I don't even say when we were together,
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  Speaker 1: Cammy gave me a disease. Man. So you know I've
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  Speaker 1: been holding this, you know, And I gotta say I
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to hit you up. I thought about it
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  Speaker 1: two years ago. I wanted like, what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: like she gave you a disease? She gave me a
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  Speaker 1: disease about four plus years ago, this way before y'all
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  Speaker 1: got married. I'm from understanding y'all been married about three years, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Okay, okay, and you're calling me, you're
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  Speaker 1: calling me. That gives me the heads up. Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling because, dude, these are the medical bills and
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  Speaker 1: all this that's just completely out of control. I can't
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: even you know, I can't take care of myself no
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  Speaker 1: more with this, you know, And I don't feel like
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  Speaker 1: I have to because she the one that gave me
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  Speaker 1: today up to see. Okay, So you're calling because you
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  Speaker 1: want you want me to pay for you want you
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: want us to pay for your medical bills. Dude, I mean, damn, dude,
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  Speaker 1: I mean put yourself in my position, Mary, I mean
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  Speaker 1: what a brother's post with you. You know, I'm sitting
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  Speaker 1: over here with a disease somebody gave me, and you
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  Speaker 1: know they're going on what they like. Boh yeah, but
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  Speaker 1: this is so you're calling me telling me my wife
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  Speaker 1: gave you a disease. First of all, she would have
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  Speaker 1: told me that. Secondly, now you're telling me like I
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  Speaker 1: might have some. You gotta be kidding me, Well, what
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  Speaker 1: did she give you? What disease are you talking about? Man?
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: At this point, you know, I don't even want to
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: discuss it. I just want to get on board. Let's
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  Speaker 1: get we get some kind of understanding with the medical
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: bills that I can't inside of control. Man, I'm not
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: paying it, Okay, I'm not gonna pay for your medical bills,
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: especially when I don't even know what those do you mean?
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: What do you mean she gave you a disease? Now
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'm over here freaking the out, dude, Dude, I understand,
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: you know, Bro, I hope you're good. I really you know,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: But I'm just saying, man, dude, I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: to do. No, mom, Man, I really don't you know.
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  Speaker 1: Like I said, hey, yo, yo, you need tell me
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: all right? You you talking in circles. You're telling me
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  Speaker 1: something you have you caught four or five years ago? Well,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: what is it? Some it's uncurable? What the disease are
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Man? Dude, I'm I'm trying, dude, regardless
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: of what it is, I'm trying to handle the medical
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: fields on it. Man. That's what I'm trying to do, dude. Boy,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: kind of medical bills could you have for some you
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: caught for years ago? Like four years ago, you should
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: have been able to six session? What is it? Dude?
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: She gave me the disease and now I need somebody
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: to play these damn bills. That's all I'm saying to you.
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: All right, that's all I'm saying. It's Dante, yo, I'm
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: telling you what I'm telling you. Marcello's quit playing and
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: tell me what the disease this is. It's Mark Sellis
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: Man smart Sellers. Okay, I'm calling your name. This I'm
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: getting may Your wife gave me diabetes? What the diabetes?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: The wife gave me diabetes? Man? Man, you must be
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: coming the hell you can't. Can't somebody give you diabetes?
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: What you mean she gave you diabetes? Man? Your wife cooking?
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Was cooking all them cakes and pies and you know
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: all that sugar, you know, and you can out pro
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: had me thinking my wife gave you her piece or
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: some man. You just don't know how to work out,
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: you know how to eat? That's on you, man, paying
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: no bills for that diabetes. You's wrong with you? Man?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Oh so na, No, no, not a funny ya you laughing?
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: You're laughing at me? Donay, Yeah, I'm laughing at you.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: Call my phone talking about my wife gave you diabetes? Bro?
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: For real? Is little bit? Bro? Can I say something else?
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: So Dante, what what you want to say? I want
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: to say this, Dante, you just got Frank baby, this
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: nephew time me from the sea Harby morning. So your
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: wife can me got me to frank folks? Oh damn yo,
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: oh step I got you baby this twenty twenty, I
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: got you. Wow. Okay. See she told me about she
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: told me about Marcello, but I never heard his voice. Bro.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: I was on fire. Oh my god, you're good man.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh you have me some scary dude
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: talking about the disease, especially the disease that's four years lingering.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: It's like whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh my god, man, I
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: was you know, when she got home. I was about
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: to be so man, Hey, man, you gotta tell me this. Man,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Come on, John, Jake, what is what is the baddest
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: and I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the lane?
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Y'all Funny, dude, this is Steve Harvey Morning You Are
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: you eating right? You ain't got no diabet until now.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I'm worried. Bro. I know you said catch him like that. Bro,
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Come on now, nephew, you went here. I just just
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: tell me how you feel about me. That's how Tell
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: me how you feel about proud she gave me diabetes,
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: Jane diabetes. Now jake him, Timmy can't tell you something truthfully,
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: your rise and your success has been one of the
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: proudest moments for me as an uncle. Out of all
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: my nephews, I think your asses took advantage of who
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you are and your talent better than all of the man.
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you for repping the family.
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: Appreciate that. Oh my, If this a'll take all right,
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: listen more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Got Jay. This is
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: just stuff that loses say when the team when the
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: team is losing, just things they say. At least they
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: got championship ring. What's your team got? What he said that?
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: If you literally you got one? Hey, damn, one word.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: One word. That's it. That's one word, Tommy, you got
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: to beat all right? Come on, Steve, I know he
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: doesn't really want to play. I'm an alumni member, dash right.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I'm with them when they win or lose. You know,
• 29:18
  Speaker 1: damn with all of them kids of age. I got
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: no go t at nine stuff people say when their
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: team is losing. Come on, let's go turning on the
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: old Tobat mitten. Just just turn it to bat mitten.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: I didn't get into that on the reluctant one. I
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: can't believe it's Sunday. I tell you why they losing.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Stuff people say when the team is losing because they
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: got that white boy quarterback. And this is what they say,
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: what they say when they lose him. You don't even
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: know how to play. So I don't even know why
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: you talking. I don't even know how I get a lot.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: Don platch, just stop watching tear to the hockey game.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: Let's just watch that. Uh. Anybody told the Browns. We
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: supposed to be playing like what anybody told the Browns.
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: We supposed to be playing time. He can't to keep
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: letting him run. Get real, man, hack. It don't matter
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: to me. I ain't got no money on the game.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: No damn rationalize that thing. People say when the team
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: is losing, you, I'm about to burn this jerse. Don't talking.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: Maybe me do. I'm gonna set your damn jerid keep
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: playing last week. I don't know why they's gonna sell
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: the damn team. Come, Steve, I'm really from phil it deal,
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: not even from a whole another city. Keep on running
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: your mouth. You're about to piss me off. I'll tell
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: you what he would only why they're winning. They got
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: a lot of Pro Bowl players, got a lot of
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: people in Pro Bowl on the team. That's why we
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: ain't got for two here here, this one. Somebody really
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: got up to it. I'm gonna tell you right now,
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: you're gonna mess around and let them cowboys help you
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: get your hair right now. They say that for real,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: people say when their team is living Steve Harvey, all right,
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this and get on that. This when
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: you really don't have a logical explanation as to why
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: your team keep losing Sunday after Sunday. You're ready. Count
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: the white people on the team, Steve got exact, get
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: the whole rule the white people on I got one,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: I got one. That's got seven white people on team.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: You can't win with seven white but the whole quiet talking.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: You're so confused at that point. Oh so raised the
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: white people on team. Yeah, that's when you just your team.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: You when all else spells racial. You know, I haven't.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: They don't play good on the road, That's what it is. Yeah,
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: all right. Stuff people say when their team is losing,
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: count the white people out of take I have to
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: play with a lot of white people. I don't know
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: what that means. Yeah, oh god, that is so true.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: A minute. Yeah, dog, that's when you really done with
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: your team. You giving up. Give it when you try
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: to throw that out. Yeah, they're always losing it with
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: them jerseys. Man. Stuff people say when their team is losing.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: I knew it. I knew it. I knew it when
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I woke up. That's why I ain't got no money
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: on it. All right, guys, this is stuff people say
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: when their team is losing. You guys, you know that thing.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get him, go getting another piece of pack,
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: go always by always he y'all ain't want all y'all
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: game right? Put them? Yeah, I'm going ahead and leave.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: Then I'll give it for working. The moment they watched,
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: I think they ain't even watching what happened. I come
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: on closing up Steve one more time. You know lebron
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: nim on the leven game winners turn the TV mane
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: see Colombo. All right, more craziness coming up at twenty
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this, you're listening Steve Morning Show.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, Well, you know when Jay's off, he's
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: usually busy, and lately he's been. He's been offering a
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: lot of books. He's written a new one this week.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: And what's the title, Jay, When black Men Go Blond?
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: When black Men Go Blind? Not finished with the title,
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: that's no intenial with the title. When black men go blind.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Their lives go upside down until they get that mess
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: out of their head. It's the best selling. It's when
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: black men go blond. Their lives go upside down until
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: they get that mess out of their head. Yeah, this
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: is all the research I've done on this book is unbelievable. Man,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: I've chronicled everybody. When black men go blind, the lives
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: go upside down. Did they get that mess out the head?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: He is so stupid that when black men go blind,
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: When black men go blind, did you see something. I've
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: seen a lot of black men who've gone blind, and
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: that's what this black about. Yeah. Well, for instance, we're
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: gonna start off with Cisco. Cisco was done very well,
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: down down, down, blown all yeah, blind and lost his
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: damn man, because I can't can't say something about Cisco.
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: That boy right there, that boy could sing. Jesus, I
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: never doubted that he could sing, never doubted that he
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: could sing. But when he went blind, when he went blind,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: down down just came and he went he went blind
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: to everything. Um chapter four. This is the very chapter
• 37:00
  Speaker 1: I got a chapter in there about west so bad
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Westley s knife when he went blind and demolition man
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: didn't want to pay his taxes, lost it, damn man,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: chapter chapter the four. Westley Snife cannot We're doing fine
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: now doing church services and everything. But when Kanye went blind,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: I mean it was side services. He's doing fine. Blond
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  Speaker 1: do something ye never thought of that and last, but
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: not least, this is the last chapter in the book. Um,
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: what's his name? I don't give a rat tat what's
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: his name? Dellis Rod. But but here's the thing. Not
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: only did he go blind, he went blue, he went russ,
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: he went great, he went catch tail, he went this skin,
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: he went polka dot, the zebra skin. He was so
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: when black men go blind and the last good sat
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: down and didn't get that miss out the here. So
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: y'all look for the book. Sounds like a best seller.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: I love it. Jake, all right, more of this crazy
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this, you're
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show. It is time for
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Jay, please set it up. Click simple, poor subjects.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Put it on a wheel, spinning wheel. Which stop that.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: We can do the damn thing. You can't break it down.
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: I'm simpler than that. Which stop that. We don't know
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: what it is? All right, here we go. All right,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: your team really sucks. Oh that's a good one. These
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: are the categories. Your team really sucks. Okay, number two,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: number two, they're about to cut your lights off when okay, okay, okay, yeah, yeah.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Number three. My favorite dish is when you mix, oh yeah, okay,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: number four, your grandmo don't run nothing in here here okay?
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: Number five? The last one. Why does your house always
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: smell like fish in a cat? Like? I'm what stop doing?
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: My favorite dish is when you make, oh so easy,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: oh man, you take you take yourself some old two
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: days old. Again. My favorite dish is when you mix,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: when you mix, very very simple, Steve. You take yourself
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: some old corn bread and being that sitting around about
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: two or three days, you crumble that up in a pan.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: Get just some butter, put that in the pan. Oh
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: my god, and pull some syrup on top of that. Whoa,
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: that is good eating right there, corn bread with butter. Okay, okay,
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: can I jump in on the back of that. Let's
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: take Let's take that same corn break and reach up
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: in the top of that frieze and grab them greens
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: out and take them greens and put it in a bowl.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Crumble that corn bread up in them green Warm that
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: up and tell me what you got. I'll tell you.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what we had to eat in college.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: Can we handle money and everything? But it was the
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: best meal I ever I studied better when I had
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: this ramen noodles and cut up bacon strips that I had,
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: But I got straight as once I ate that it
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: felt like a fool. Bear. Yeah. Take a can of
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: spram oh yeah, into que, put it in a skillet,
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: salt ha, put it on top of a salad. Then
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: put fridge all over it so you can disguise it
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: so you don't see that as spam and your ass
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: is having a delicious Let me say some man my
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: favorite dishes. When you some old pizza, eat a cold
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: set that on your plate right there, don't even heat
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: that up, but you're going your fer. Get an old
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: piece of chicken. Heat that up. Can you get yourself
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: some beans and race? You got chicken pizza beans? And right?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: What is that good? On what? No? Look at you
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: three oscar my wieners out the free put that on ball,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: that on ball. When they get all ball, slice that
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: up real good and make them little little bit of pieces.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Throw them into some pinto beans and get the cooking
• 42:31
  Speaker 1: net together. Mix that round, Mix that round. Best thing
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: sends grape jelly out. Take another care of sprape them,
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: cut it up into some smoke que. Put it in
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: the skillet and salt, throw some damn eggs, and the girl,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: the girl. All right, brow me back right after this.
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  Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today,
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: subject a father should never have to see that. Right now,
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: the nephew is in the building with today's prank phone call,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: which you got for its nef benjivit us? What then?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Vit us? You're in somebody's mouth, somebody on the fourth floor. Guy, Gingerbid,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: let's go Gingerbid. Come hello, I'm trying to reach Kelvin
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: Kelvin Davis. Yeah, this is Calvin. Who am I speaking with?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: How you doing to Calvin? Uh? Let me make sure
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: I got the right Kelvin. Kelvin You you um at
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: the job you you work on the fourth floor right, Yeah,
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: I work on the fourth floor. Are you in the
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: cubicle next to Randy? Yeah, a matter of fact, I am.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: But who am I? Who am I speaking with? Well,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'm not at liberty to give my name right now,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: but I'm bringing some news from the job that I
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: think you might want to uh, you know, this is
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: some news I think that you would probably want to know.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: And I'm just let's just say, I'm I'm an employee
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: from another floor and I got I got wind of
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: what was going on on the fourth floor, and I
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: wanted to you know, I wanted to I wanted to
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: bring it to your attention because I think on your floor,
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: nobody's bringing this to your attention, you know. Okay, So
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: let me get this straight. You can't tell me your name,
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: but you work on the floor below me. Do you
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: know me? I've seen you before. I've seen you before. Okay, No, no, no, no, no,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: do you know me? I mean I don't know you know?
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: So no, let me let me Okay, So how did
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: you how did you get to so called being the
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: spokesperson for people who work with me? Hey? Man, Like
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: I say, I just wanted to give you the news
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: because the whole fourth floor is gossiping about you, and
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: nobody's telling you what's going on. Okay, so obviously the
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: gossip read about me has gotten to you on the
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: third floor, and now you are coming to be my deliverer,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: so to speak. I'm just a guy. I'm just a
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: guy bringing you some news. Man, I'm just hearing. Let
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: me let me ask you this, bro, are you are
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: you flossing at night? And what business is that of yours?
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: But I'm just I'm just asking are you flossing that name?
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: Do you floss on a regular base? Yeah? Flaws on
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: a regular basis? What's that got to do with the
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: price of T and channa? Okay, when's the last time
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: you've been to the dentist? Man, who the hell are you?
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you, to be honest, what you make
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: My problem is not really what you. I'm really upset
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: with the people on the floor that's not telling you.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: But you know why ain't you talking to them? But
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the problem is, man, is that is that they're talking
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: about you and they're not telling you what your issue is.
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: So let's get to the issue at hand. So you
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: are flowson, you are flawsom, That's what you're saying, damn
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: strain our flaws. Okay, are you brushing your tongue? Come
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: on now, you don't have to you don't have to
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: question me about my hygienic makeup. You don't know me,
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: you have never talked to me. But you're gonna side
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: with a bunch of folks that think I'm not I'm
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: not siding with him, brother, I'm not siding with him,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: but he under behalf. You're siding with them. Okay, man, Kevin,
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: listen to me. This is really you don't even know me,
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: and you're gonna approach me like this. So, Kevin, they
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: think you have ginger vider. Oh, I mean you when
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: you go to your dinners, are y'all cleaning below your gums?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Dude to Dennists, do what you do. And I'm laying
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: there with my mouth wide open. And I go more
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: than in every six months. So what the hell are
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, okay, something is wrong, okay, And
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: everybody's saying that's you is your breath, that's that's just
• 47:32
  Speaker 1: you know, they're saying they love in the fourth floor
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: to go down to the lobby just to get some
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: fresh air. Because well, if this is what I want
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: you to do, since you speaking on their behalf, tell
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: every one of them sorry soul and souls that if
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: they got a problem with me, they need to come
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: approach me, and then if it's that bad, I'll blow
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: my stink as breath in their face, bringing off, because
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: this conversation with you is really way off face, because
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: you have no business calling me telling me because they say,
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: can I give you some some some items to mix
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: together for you to gargle with later tonight? So you work,
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: you work in the building, but now you're a dentist man.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: You know what this is bull And we're gonna settle
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: this tomorrow first thing in the morning. When a matter
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: of fact, I'm gonna go to the full flow and
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: wait for all these sorry soul and souls that come
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: up there who's been talking about me behind my back,
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: and guess what you invited to the party two player,
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: since you're gonna be their representative, each one of them
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: lying back when they get in there. As far as
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I'm concerned, when tomorrow get here, it's gonna be aswomping
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: and if you walk some of it show up. Sent
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: you the representative. But you can get do you do
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: you do you do you think it could be some
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: cavities or something? Do you think you can give the
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: cavity my foot in your cavity? This is what it's
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: gonna be. And whoever else you want to try to
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: take it out, they're gonna get it in theresh. So
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: guess what it's on tomorrow. I know I ain't got ginger.
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: Are you only brushing in the morning when you leave
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: for work or you only bring you? Have you not
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: understood me? Don't keep questioning me. You can question me
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: tomorrow after I will and yours? Can you bring? Can
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: you bring? Why did you try to do? Why'd you
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: do me this way? Then? I tell you? Then I
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: tell you? Can you bring? Can you bring your toothbrush tomorrow?
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Can you bring your tooth brush? It's five fingers on
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: my toothbrush. I bring them. They be balled up and
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: you will get to mister cleaning that you ain't never
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: thought you would get from a bentist. Okay, they just
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: don't over man, Hey, hey, bro, bro, calm calm down, man,
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: just calm down. We're trying to get to we're trying
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: to fix the problem. Just gonna fix the problem, Kevin,
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: You kicking as is not gonna change your breath. I
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna worry about it. Well that's what line. Jokers
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: can come down there and sit in your cubicle. All right.
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: So do you you you? I mean, do you want
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: to know who? Who? Who? Put this out there? I
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: want you to know me when you see me tomorrow,
• 50:06
  Speaker 1: go ahead and lay it out from me. Tell me. So,
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: this is Nephew Tivy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Randy got me the frank phone call you man, you
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: know what you almost started me to say something. You
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: is line to me? To me like that, Yeah, got you.
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: Wait Randy in the morning, you wait class seeing him?
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: All right, man, give it. Tell me this twenty twenty, baby,
• 50:34
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• 50:36
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• 50:40
  Speaker 1: The gotta be Nephew Tommy and the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, he came in, he came in hot,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: he came dragon. And your bit is, baby, you gotta
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: get below your gums man, keeping it stupid in twenty twenty.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: And that's what I'm doing. That's my that's my motto.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Keeping stupid in twenty twenty. Tell me this and now
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: am I right around till Junior? Cereal is soup? What
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: ain't cereal soup? I don't understand. It's just it's soup.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: It's just cold. You know what I'm saying. Show ain't cereal? Sup?
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: Taking his phone? No cereal is cereals? First soup, It's
• 51:30
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• 51:38
  Speaker 1: cold soup too, Go to break Charley coming up next,
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: it's the Strawberry Letters. Subject to father should never have
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: to see this. We'll get into it right after this.
• 51:51
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• 51:57
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• 52:00
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• 52:14
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• 52:16
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• 52:20
  Speaker 1: Oh lord, subject a father should never have to see that.
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: Dear mister Harvey and miss Strawberry. I am a twenty
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: two year old guy, and my girlfriend is twenty one.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: She still lives at home and she's a virgin, so
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: we've been taking it slow in the sex department. I
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: am falling in love with this girl, and I think
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: she loves me. My birthday was two weeks ago and
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: she treated me to dinner. As I was dropping her
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: off at home, she told me to pull over before
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: I got to her house so she could give me
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: a surprise for my birthday. I pulled over a block
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: away from her house. We started making out in the car,
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: and then she leaned in and gave me a very
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: special birthday present. It was something I had never received before,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: if you know what I mean. While this was happening,
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: listen to this though. While this was happening, I wasn't
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: paying attention to what was going on around me, and
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: I certainly didn't notice that her dad had pulled up
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: behind my card. Yes, yeah, yes, okay, I'll read it again, Okay, yeah, yeah, no,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: all right, So, like he said, he wasn't paying attention
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: to what was going around going on around him, and
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: he certainly didn't notice that her dad had pulled up
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: behind the car. And at the worst possible moment. At
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: the worst possible moment, her dad was right there looking
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: through my car window. I screamed, I need a scream
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: from you right here, Steve. Please, you can't scream too much.
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: I love the way you scream. Come on, I screamed.
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: My girlfriend screamed, and her dad yelled for her to
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: get out of the car. He told me if he
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: ever saw me again, he would put his boot in
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: my white ass. Excuse me, but that's what he said.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: I'm a white guy and my girlfriend is black. So
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: do you think he had a problem with the fact
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: that I'm white? Or was he just mad about what
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: his daughter was doing to me. I have been dating
• 54:45
  Speaker 1: her for a few months and race has never been
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: an issue. We have snucked to see each other once. Uh,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: we have snucked to see each other once since this happened.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: But I don't want to get hurt because my girl
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: said her dad was very serious about what he said.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: She won't admit to her dad that it was her idea,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: and I don't blame her, but I don't want to
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: look like the bad guy here. How can I fix
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: things with her dad? Or should I just stay away
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: from her? Please? Help well? You ask what is he
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: mad about? Is he mad about the fact that you're white?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Or was it what she was doing to you? And
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: I say to you all of the above. He's mad
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: at everything. He's mad at the fact that you were white.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: He's mad at the fact of what she was doing
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: to you. You gotta put yourself in her dad's shoes
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: if you can. You roll up on your daughter and
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: she's pleasuring some guy okay, in her car. I guarantee
• 55:42
  Speaker 1: you you would feel some kind of way to see
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: your daughter in that way. But it just produces all
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: kind of shock and hurt and disappointment from a parent
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: that you can't even imagine. So I can't say that
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: it's just one thing that her pops was upset about. Again,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: I think he's mad about every thing. The fact that
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: you're white. I'm sure Adam shook and I'm not gonna
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: lie to you about that because I'm sure that played
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: a part. But again, all of this is just something.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: You know, you don't want to see your child doing this,
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: Just like children say they don't ever want to see
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: their parents getting busy, well, their parents certainly don't want
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: to see it from their kid busting up in the dodey.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm sorry, Okay, a little personal for you,
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: didn't a nephew. I do suggest, I do suggest, though,
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: young man, that you stay away, especially until things calm down,
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: and I don't know that they ever will because of
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: the lie that the daughter told the father that it
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: was not her fault. So you know, her dad is
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: just really angry and upset right now, and you're the
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: last person he wants to see. So there's nothing you
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: can do now. You know, there's a saying that says
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: time heals all wounds. Maybe sometime in the future you
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: can call if you really love her, because you said
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: you love her, so you know, maybe you can call
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: and talk to the father at some point. But right now,
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: my suggestion, my advice to you, is to stay away
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: from that situation because you will get hurt. Steve, oh boy,
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: this is a boy. Boy, boy boy, we got daughters. Yeah,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: I understand everybody in this letter. I understand the boy,
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I understand the father. We have a situation. Yet the
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: girl gave you a birthday surprise a block away from
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: her house. Now y'all making out in Nicard, and she
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: leaned in and get you a very special birthday pressent,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: and it was something I had never received before. You
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: know what I mean. I'm going back in my mind
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: right now, boy, I know exactly what you mean. While
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: this was happening, I wasn't paying much attention to what's
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: going on. Right You can't. You can't you focus this shus.
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: The shot you guys are is open but to shut
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: because you pure space in the back of your head.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: You're actually looking at your brain with your eyes and
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: you ain't never seen that before, so you don't even
• 58:25
  Speaker 1: realize it. But your eyes is wide open, but you
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: can't see nothing but your damn braining. I knew you
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: were gonna sing. Is happening? All right? Listen. We'll have
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: part two of Steve's response coming up at twenty three
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: after the hour. Subject up today's Strawberry letter. A father
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: should never have to see that right after this. You're listening,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: all right, Steve, Come on, let's recap today's Strawberry Letters.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Subject A father should never have to see that. This
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: boy been dating this girl the two she twittered, was
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: she a virgin? They've been taking it slow for sex, respectful,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: but he said falling in love with this girl things
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: she falling in love with you. Your birthday was two
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: weeks ago. She treated me to dinner. I was dropping
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: off at home and she told me to pull over
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: for I got to the house so she could give
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: me a surprise from my birthday. I pulled over by
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: block away from the crible me in a car. We
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: started making out and here this way all hell, but
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: she started uh leaned in and gave me a very
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: special birthday press. You keep reading that over again, Very
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: very very special because time and it was something that
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: I had never received before. If you know what I mean,
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: I know exactly exactly what you mean, because when it
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: first happened, you don't know what to call sold. You
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: was in here and it like you're being ravaged. It's
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: like all your senses have been taken away. You have
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: drifted off in two an abyss. The world doesn't stop
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: turning for you. The car engine ain't o no more.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: You ain't in the car, You in heaven as the
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: process continues. Your eyes, you say in the letter, when
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: this was happening, I wasn't paying attention to what was
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: going on around me. Boy boy, we know exactly what
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: you do. You can't pay attention. You can't pay too
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: much of nothing right now. You don't know where your
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: hands are. You don't know why your teeth is gritting
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: the way they are. You can't understand why your eyes
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 1: is open but you can't see because your pupils are
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: pointed the other way. You're looking at your brain and
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: you've never seen it before. Uh. You just saying things
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: that you speaking in a language similar to what church
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: folk do back careful called the liberty good to all
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: of this is going on? And then why you wasn't
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: paying attention? You notice that her dad, You didn't notice
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: that her dad had pulled up behind your car at
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: the worst possible moment. Her dad was right down looking
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: through my mind. What is the worst possible moment? Well,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: let me remind you, for those that have forgotten, the
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: worst possible moment is to try to clamp the water holes. Yeah,
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: why are you washing the car? But the first yeah, yeah,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: see you when you washing the car and you ain't
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: got no niles alone it and you need to stop
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: that stream of water from going on your car. You
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: got to clamp it shut. Now you could run the
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: risk of putting a hole in that hole. Really, it's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying about washing cars. So you are now
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: at the wash the car moment, and her damn daddy
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: is looking dead in the window. I would imagine at
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: this point your head was facing the sealing. Your thoat
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: was nothing but in Adam's apple. But the words that's
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: coming out are these incoherent noises. Your dad, her daddy
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: wants to bust that damn car winder. And then her
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: dad was right there looking through my car winder. You
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: notice it because it's somebody having a big black man
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: looking at you. Why are you at the worst possible
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: moment and all of a sudden you scream. The girl screamed,
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: and her dad yelled her to get out. Cut told
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: him if he ever saw me again, he gonna put
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 1: his boot in my white ass. Now excuse me, that's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: what he's said, because I'm a white guy, my girlfriend black.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: Do you think he had a problem with the fact
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: that I'm white? Yes, he had a problem with the
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: fat you right then and now if you didn't know
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: it before, you know it. Now ever can see you again,
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my foot in your white ass because yes,
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: he's got a problem with you being white. Right now,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: he didn't have to bring it up before, but now
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: to you down here with his daughter, he didn't bought
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: it up. I've been dating for a few months down
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 1: race has never been an issue? What it is? Why now?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: Damn it? Listen? You can email us or instagram us
• 1:04:43
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• 1:04:46
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• 1:04:48
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• 1:04:56
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• 1:04:59
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• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Come on, Junior Sho. I don't know who these people
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: are and where they come from. But on Saturday, why
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: you calling any human being before eight o'clock? Why what
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: do we have to talk about at seven to fifteen am?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: There's nothing I want to talk. Like my boy called
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: me at seven. Come about what you're doing? Dog is sad?
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to sleep well here. The thing about it is,
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 1: like he said, dog, did you see? I ain't seen nothing?
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: Seventh fifteen loved people need to I'm talking just throw
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: Jeff off in dressing. The phone shouldn't even be allowed
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: to work. But Poe until after eight after ten. Shit,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: but I'm I'm just saying, what made you get up?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: Pick your phone up? Said David? You know who I
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: ain't called? Let me call him right now? At what time?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 1: Doing that? At seven fifteen? First of all, I ain't
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: formulate a thought. And then you're another grown man talking
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: to another grown man as I lay in bed. I
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: ain't really this is not comfortable. I'm not comfortable when
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: you heard me saying hello, Hello, you gonna fall dog?
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Guess what what at seven fifteen? What? Why am I guessing?
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no shirt on right now? Do? I
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 1: ain't got no shirt on? You sleep? What shirtte? I'm
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 1: just asking, however I sleep? It ain't none of your
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: minute fifteen. I'm just something comfortable with the conversation. That's
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. Okay, y'all should just just just find
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: something else that don't call people no more? That's all.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: I just want to say. What's the earliest you can
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: take ten thirty seven fifteen on the set? Yeah, ten thirty.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: I want to get up, have my coffee, enjoy my morning.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: What do you call me at seven fifteen? I ain't
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: got no shirt all you talk about? Guests? What what
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: this is uncomfortable. It's uncome you laying horizon talking to
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: another man except Field, don't I got I got one
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 1: leg in the bed, one leg out to be. That's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: all I want to say. Just stop calling me ten thirty,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: ten thirty earlier. Don't call it. You'll be upset. Yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: and the person I'm talking about it is Jake want
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: y'all know you Jake Wow. Just won't try. You know
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: though we agreed not to bring that up, to agree
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: that the same time we agree that you would not.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: Both y'all Come on, I think you agree with both
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  Speaker 1: of y'all. Both y'all sick ass NISA women, some ladies
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  Speaker 1: something to do. Nothing, y'all waking up by y'all. Sam's
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  Speaker 1: a shirt on you? All right? Thank you, Junior, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the show. Going home for the holidays can
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  Speaker 1: be a nightmare for some people who dealing with bickering
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  Speaker 1: family can ruin anyone's holiday, but the real horror comes
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  Speaker 1: when it's time to go to sleep. Being forced to
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  Speaker 1: crash in either your childhood home or a relative place
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  Speaker 1: over Thanksgiving or Christmas, staying it can definitely get awkward,
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  Speaker 1: which is why it shouldn't surprise us that a new
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  Speaker 1: survey finds at fifty two percent of adults say they've
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  Speaker 1: made up some sort of excuse specifically to avoid uncomfortable
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  Speaker 1: sleeping arrangements over the holidays. Fifty two that's overhapp so
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  Speaker 1: you should. Yeah, if I can walk to my kitchen Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I have to thank you in my drag. There's a problem. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. Why does holidays have to be for
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  Speaker 1: all family? What do you what do you mean? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know it ain't on law. Say all family got
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  Speaker 1: to come over. All family got to be together. Most
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  Speaker 1: of these people in your family that you don't like anymore,
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  Speaker 1: I'm married and have their own family, don't you invite together?
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  Speaker 1: The family is coming together. Don't you invite who you
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  Speaker 1: want to invite over your house but you don't like
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  Speaker 1: them and you're gonna have them over. Yeah, well you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to tolerate them. But that's the problem for the
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  Speaker 1: occasion for the holiday. Yeah, I don't do that. I
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  Speaker 1: don't do that, and my wife honors that request to me.
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  Speaker 1: Don't have nobody in my house on my limited time
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  Speaker 1: off that I don't like. Just do that for me?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a lot of What about people that go
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  Speaker 1: over their mom's house, right, or they go over their parents'
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  Speaker 1: house and they gotta stay and put up with people
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  Speaker 1: that they don't like for the sake of their parents.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, that's on. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where I ain't liked. I think here's the biggest problem.
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  Speaker 1: Not you, but you may not like who's coming, but
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  Speaker 1: you dealing well when they get down, I'm gone, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like I'm cool with the family. It's who the family
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  Speaker 1: brain with him that they don't tell you. Once again,
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  Speaker 1: my wife got a cousin, always gonna bring somebody. We
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  Speaker 1: don't know who the hell he is, and you gotta
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  Speaker 1: you can't relax. I don't need I need to get
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  Speaker 1: him to have two spoons and keep clicking them to
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  Speaker 1: GELP so I know where you're at. Well, when you
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  Speaker 1: invite them, do you say plus one or you just
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  Speaker 1: invite them and they bring someone? They don't let you know.
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  Speaker 1: She just come up with somebody new every yeah, oh
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  Speaker 1: they already en route. Kind bring such a huh. My
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  Speaker 1: aunt my grandmother sister, when she come over, I leave
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  Speaker 1: because ain't nobody telling me about her condition? Needs an
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  Speaker 1: ain'tybody told me? She huh, her memory going yeah, see,
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  Speaker 1: I don't like see. I don't like that because she's
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  Speaker 1: surprised about everything. She don't remember nobody, nothing, And every
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  Speaker 1: time you speak to her, Hey, ain't it? She said? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Right there? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to do that. I ain't gonna five
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  Speaker 1: hours of that. Here your plate? What's this on this plate?
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  Speaker 1: What is that? That's turkey and dressing that you don't know?
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  Speaker 1: This is the reason we're here today. You don't know that,
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  Speaker 1: then you gotta mash it up for you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like she go to the restroom, didn't come
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  Speaker 1: back saying Hi, I get to the bathroom. You just
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  Speaker 1: left out of there. No, I'm not gonna do it
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  Speaker 1: for five hours. I'm sorry. I'm not doing that. I leave.
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  Speaker 1: You ain't got to come over. That's the reason where
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  Speaker 1: jury how you don't know turkey and dressing when you
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  Speaker 1: see it? Man? You know who else I don't like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't like them people that come over to the
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  Speaker 1: house and take more food with them than they ain't.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, I'm telling you, man, Like, are you for real? Man? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're just gonna cut out half a pan of dressing.
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  Speaker 1: You got a spatchlor you're taking so much dressing out
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  Speaker 1: you're using you're using a spatching the dog. But you
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  Speaker 1: in that three foul time. But do they bring their
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  Speaker 1: own aluminum foil in their bag? Dog stuff being in
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  Speaker 1: the car? Yeah, I have to go, kid. You know
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: what they got these new ziplock bangs just bigger than
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• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: these jams. You're listening to morning show maybe maybe man
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  Speaker 1: talking about these man and man, I've got these men
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  Speaker 1: week man talking about these mano Man, I've got these men.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, when Jay's off, he's usually busy, and lately
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  Speaker 1: he's been He's been offering a lot of books. He's
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  Speaker 1: written a new one this week and what's the title, Jay,
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  Speaker 1: When Black Men Go blind. When Black men go blind?
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  Speaker 1: Not finished with the title, that's not infinis with the title.
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  Speaker 1: When black men go blind, their lives go upside down
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  Speaker 1: until they get that mess out of their head. It's
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  Speaker 1: the best seller. It's gonna be that when black men
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  Speaker 1: go blond, the lives go upside down until they get
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  Speaker 1: that mess out of their head. Yeah. This, all the
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  Speaker 1: research I've done in this book is unbelievable. Man, I've
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  Speaker 1: chronicled everybody. When black men go blind, they lives go
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  Speaker 1: upside down. Did he get that mess out of the head.
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  Speaker 1: He's so stupid, man, that j that when black men
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  Speaker 1: go blind, When black men go blind, did you see something.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of black men who's gone blind,
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  Speaker 1: and that's what this black about. Yeah, well, flinstance, We're
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: gonna start off with Cisco. Cisco was done very well, down, down, down,
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  Speaker 1: blown all yeah, blind and lost his damn man, because
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  Speaker 1: I can't say something about Cisco. That boy right there,
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  Speaker 1: that boy, say Lord Jesus, I never doubted that he
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  Speaker 1: could sing, never doubted that he could sing. But when
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  Speaker 1: he went blind, when he went blind, can't and he
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  Speaker 1: went he went blind to everything. Um. Chapter four. This
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  Speaker 1: is the very serious chapter. I got a chapter in
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  Speaker 1: there about west bad Westley Snipe when he went blind
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  Speaker 1: and demolition man didn't want to pay his taxes, lost
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  Speaker 1: his damn man chapter chapter chapter four Westley Snipe. No,
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  Speaker 1: we cannot. We're doing fine now doing church services and everything.
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  Speaker 1: But when Kanye went blind, I mean it was side down.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're doing church services. He doing fine, Blonde,
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  Speaker 1: do something to je. Never thought of that though. And last,
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: but not least, this is the last chapter in the book. Um,
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  Speaker 1: what's his name? I don't give a rat tat what's
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 1: his name? This Roger. But here's the thing about not
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: only did he go blind, he went blue, he went russ,
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  Speaker 1: he went great, he went catch till he win this skin.
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  Speaker 1: He went Polka dot zebra skin. When black men go blind?
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  Speaker 1: And the last book sat down and didn't get that
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  Speaker 1: miss out of the head. SA y'all look for the book.
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  Speaker 1: Sounds like a best seller. I love it. Jack. All right,
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  Speaker 1: coming up, it's Steve Harvey and his closing remarks. You
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• 1:17:39
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  Speaker 1: we are our last break of the day. It's been
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  Speaker 1: a good Thursday. Huh good day. Yeah, yeah day, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: better is you. Steve Harvey with some closing remarks, what
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  Speaker 1: do you have for us today? Well, you know, I
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  Speaker 1: kind of wanted to sh or something with you all
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  Speaker 1: that I was doing my meditation. I was reading this
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: morning and it hit me because I've often said, you know,
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: after the show or something, I was just you know,
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  Speaker 1: sometimes I just try to say something positive people. And
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: one time I was talking after the show and I
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  Speaker 1: told people, I said, you know, there's a scripture that
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  Speaker 1: quotes something to this effect that God comes to give
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  Speaker 1: you life and give you life more abundantly. And so
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  Speaker 1: I said, that's what began. The process of me asking
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  Speaker 1: for my abundance was because of this scripture. And I
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  Speaker 1: just don't think this is just my walk with Him
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  Speaker 1: that as a Christian or believe or person or faith
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  Speaker 1: that you should have to struggle through everything. You're going
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 1: to have challenges, You're going to have struggles, but in
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: every aspect of your life, I mean, come on, something
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  Speaker 1: has to change for you. And so in this scripture
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  Speaker 1: was saying that He comes to give you life and
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  Speaker 1: give you life more abundantly. I always thought that the
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  Speaker 1: abundance that he was talking about was material things of
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  Speaker 1: financial blessings, you know, things of that nature. But I've
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  Speaker 1: learned recently through my studies that having that he comes
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  Speaker 1: to give you abundant life does not just mean things.
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  Speaker 1: It means peace of mind. It means awareness of all
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  Speaker 1: his goodness. It means not worrying about tomorrow or having
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  Speaker 1: regrets about the past, which issues out a lot of
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  Speaker 1: a lot of wasted energy. It means things like that
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  Speaker 1: that he's present in your life, that you are aware
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  Speaker 1: of all the good things, that your eyes are open
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  Speaker 1: to all he's done for you. And the big part
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  Speaker 1: of it is that he gives you your daily bread,
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  Speaker 1: that today is a very very special day, and because
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: it's unlike any other day you've ever had, and he's
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  Speaker 1: giving you a new day. So when it comes to
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: talking about an abundant life, I had to stop thinking
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: that it was just talking about things or money objects,
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: innate objects, that really he's talking about an abundant life
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  Speaker 1: through having a peace of mind, to having a realization
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  Speaker 1: that you have a companion who is not only your friend,
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  Speaker 1: but he's also your king. You know your sovereign Lord.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he means by abundant life, that you come
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  Speaker 1: to the realization that you're not alone in this matter.
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  Speaker 1: You come to the understanding that you have a very
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  Speaker 1: present help if you just invited me in that can
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  Speaker 1: help you deal, cope, handle, and understand anything that happens
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  Speaker 1: in your life. That's what I came to the conclusion
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: that having a life and having life more abundantly stood for.
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  Speaker 1: And once I came to this realization, it opened up
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  Speaker 1: a whole another way of thinking for me, because it's
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  Speaker 1: just an amazing thing when you understand that you can
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  Speaker 1: have or say so in today and all you have
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  Speaker 1: to do is worry about today, I mean, concern yourself
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  Speaker 1: with today's matters and don't worry about tomorrow, and don't
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  Speaker 1: show no regrets for the past, and you can have
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  Speaker 1: a life of abundance because you will now be living
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  Speaker 1: in the moment, in the presence, and you'll have His
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  Speaker 1: presence because you vited to me in even closer. That's
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  Speaker 1: what I learned about the abundant life, that it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: just mean monetary or physical things, that it actually means
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  Speaker 1: peace of mind, presence, a very present help in the
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  Speaker 1: time of trouble or relationship, someone who gets it, who's
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  Speaker 1: always there. That's what that means. And that's what I
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  Speaker 1: wanted you all to think about today. So when you
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 1: ask God to give you life, and he promised to
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  Speaker 1: give you life and give it to you more abundantly,
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 1: think about what the whole abundant thing is really about.
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  Speaker 1: I wasted a lot of time thinking it was just
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: a reference to find answers some money. You know, it's not.
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  Speaker 1: It's so much more. And today I had an abundant
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: life because today I didn't worry about tomorrow and today,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: because that's burdening yourself with something you can't do nothing about.
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: And I didn't worry. Have no regrets for my former life, Tada.
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  Speaker 1: I had an abundant day today, and it caused me
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 1: to realize, really, man, you bless you got an abundant life.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: That's what I wanted to share with you. Those my
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: closing remarks that I got a little time on the
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  Speaker 1: back end, but that's what I realized. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to share that with you. Thank you for that. Yeah, great,
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  Speaker 1: because when you do. When I first heard it, I
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 1: thought the same thing too. I really did ye, I
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: was convinced of what it was. But I was doing
• 1:23:11
  Speaker 1: my meditation this morning and I was reading this section. Uh,
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 1: that explains a lot of stuff, and I said, wait
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: a minute, man, No, the abundant life is. He gives
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 1: you peace of mind for today. He gives you awareness
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: of His presence for today, and therefore it gives you
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: a total and then it causes you to be grateful
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: for what you have today, and it opens up your
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: eyes to everything that's happening in your world right now.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Because by worrying, Uh, I watched this Sherley Luke twelve
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  Speaker 1: and twenty five. By worrying, you cannot add one hour
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  Speaker 1: or two. So by not being able to do that,
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