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- 0:00G'day, that's right, it's that time again, time for Cinema Yugenites. I don't know.
- 0:08Music.
- 0:09I don't know.
- 0:18G'day Yugenites, welcome back this episode my very good friend and a very talented
- 0:26author who deserves your attention check. All the links for his stuff in the description.
- 0:30John Brunney, an author I met 10 years ago at Strange House Books when I was
- 0:36peddling, smart peddling aliens.
- 0:39And John, he's the author, well, at that time he was the author of Tales of
- 0:44Questionable Taste, but also Strip, Poor Bastards and Rich Fucks,
- 0:48The Dong of Frankenstein and Jesus Came Back, Blood,
- 0:52Tales of Unspeakable Taste, and some kindle-only titles like John Holmes Vampire
- 0:57Slater, The Dawn of Frankenstein, and other pornos you can't jerk it to.
- 1:02It changes a man and mystery sexual theater 69,000.
- 1:08He was very kind recently to put a small dedication in his new release,
- 1:14something to consider, the collected slate and junior stories.
- 1:19Is these stories, of course, some of these stories came from the straight to video saga.
- 1:26I was very flattered by the dedication. I was very happy to speak to John for
- 1:31the first time and bust the myth because in the dedication, he says,
- 1:34I have never met Kent Hill.
- 1:36Well, here he goes, throws back and sees the man behind the curtain. He's my buddy, buddy.
- 1:41Welcome him to Cinema You Can Now, John Brunny.
- 1:46Thank you for having me.
- 1:48Well, like I was just saying, yeah,
- 1:52we've known and collaborated together now for a long time and yeah like your
- 1:58beautiful dedication said recently you've not met kent hill so you you've just
- 2:02busted the myth right i gotta go back and do a correction now,
- 2:09no no it's good it leave it like that it gives me some mystique nice it makes me sound mysterious and
- 2:17like the Howard Hughes of indie publishing or something like that. Nice. Nice.
- 2:25Not that I'm, not that I'm as talented or, or yeah, but or rich for that.
- 2:32Yeah. If only I wouldn't mind living in a hotel in Vegas permanently,
- 2:38like up in the penthouse and just having people go out and get me things and
- 2:42stuff like that. Oh yeah.
- 2:44Yeah. My dad lived in Vegas, and I used to visit him all the time.
- 2:49Vegas is something else.
- 2:52It's really different. It looks pretty flesh.
- 2:56It is. It is. It really is Sin City.
- 3:00There was a big change where everything is all about families and bringing your
- 3:05kids and everything like that.
- 3:06But really, the soul of Vegas is still all about drinking, gambling,
- 3:11whoring, all that stuff.
- 3:14Right yeah yeah,
- 3:17Yeah, no, I'd definitely give it a look. I love the fact that they have a bloke
- 3:22I know got married out there at a drive-in wedding chapel, a drive-thru.
- 3:27Yeah, they have. A drive-thru wedding chapel. Yeah.
- 3:32I love the fact that you all have so much drive-thru stuff there in the States.
- 3:37You've got drive-thru pharmacies, drive-thru ATMs, drive-thru wedding chapels.
- 3:42Yeah, just about everything. And we don't have any of that. I mean,
- 3:46the best we've got is like a drive-through bottle shop where you stop to get
- 3:49your booze on the way home.
- 3:50That's about the extent of our creativity. Yeah.
- 3:56But, no, we don't have the convenience of all that other good stuff.
- 3:59I suppose once we get to a larger population, they might start to consider some of that sort of thing.
- 4:05Yeah, yeah. But, you know, considering we're only a tenth of the US's population,
- 4:11So it's obviously not something that they have on their plate just yet.
- 4:17But something that you do have on your plate, mate, at the moment is Slate.
- 4:21Your Slate story, something to consider the new book coming out.
- 4:27The Slate story is, of course, originally part of the straight-to-video saga,
- 4:33universe, whatever, multiverse, whatever you want to call it these days, whatever vernacular.
- 4:39John, tell our audience, our listeners, the story of Slate.
- 4:45Well, Slate's a sci-fi PI, and he's mostly inspired by Jack Death of Trancer's fame.
- 4:52But there's something I love about science fiction and the noir world,
- 4:57and that's definitely Slate.
- 4:59He's a veteran of many wars.
- 5:02In fact, he got blasted by something called a bridal blast, which is supposed
- 5:05to kill you, but he somehow survived. and he deals with the pain by constantly
- 5:08drinking Hisqua, which is essentially his galaxy's version of whiskey.
- 5:12And he goes after thrill killers. He goes after gangsters. He's also gone after
- 5:18a cat-headed gunslinger once.
- 5:21And yes, the cat gunslinger did have nine lives and he took many of them.
- 5:25But then it kind of pivoted and was suddenly about late son Junior.
- 5:31And that was more inspired by Trinity, like Sons of Trinity,
- 5:36like with uh spencer and and terrence hill uh when they when they stopped doing
- 5:41it their their son their son started doing that and i thought well why don't
- 5:45i just do that for slave and so that was born yes it's um it was a great series uh straight to video i.
- 5:54It was something that I had pondered long before I actually did something about it.
- 6:00But it was always going to be a matter of finding a group of people who shared
- 6:06a common love of these straight-to-video kinds of films.
- 6:09And then, of course, having enough people that had enough good ideas to fill a book.
- 6:14So, I mean, it all worked out well in the end. So, yeah.
- 6:20Yeah, those straight-to-video books were fun. All four of them.
- 6:23Yeah. Well, the first two sort of happened very quickly.
- 6:28I was, you know, very grateful for the response. The third one was probably the biggest one.
- 6:34That took like a year just on its own because we had, not only do we have all
- 6:39of you wonderful authors, but we also had a lot of filmmakers adding a kind
- 6:46of commentary track, if you will, throughout the...
- 6:49I love that. It was great. Yeah, it was the first sort of commentary track for
- 6:56a book with a lot of the guys who rose to prominence during the straight-to-video era.
- 7:02So it was a huge book, a huge series, and so many great stories came out of it.
- 7:12It's good to see that everybody sort of went and has also published them separately.
- 7:20You know because yeah i didn't notice that trend yeah well i mean it might as
- 7:26well i mean because i mean.
- 7:28You can't count i mean the the first two books are of course were part of jea so i mean i didn't have,
- 7:36when they when they sort of dissolved the you
- 7:40know there was there was quite a lot of authors that i wasn't in
- 7:42contact with so it was hard to to resurrect any
- 7:46of the ones that i didn't sort of have have a
- 7:49solid grip of myself so yeah yeah things
- 7:53come and go unfortunately that we we live in
- 7:55a we live in a perpetual state of impermanence unfortunately
- 8:00it's true that is true i keep
- 8:02thinking about those books that are out of print now and i i keep thinking
- 8:05wouldn't it be great to bring them back but then i also think about
- 8:08the horror that must be the right nightmare that would
- 8:11be yeah yeah it's uh it look look it was pretty daunting considering considering
- 8:18it was something that i had never never done prior to doing it it was completely
- 8:23like a cat in the bag flash in the pan whatever you want to say but it's it was definitely a,
- 8:31a passion project because oh you know i mean i you talk to people and you hear
- 8:38their taste in films but unless I mean it's it's like anything unless you throw
- 8:43out the idea if you unless you throw out something,
- 8:48you know, that inspires people, like a tidbit that's kind of like MSG in Chinese food.
- 8:58You know, unless you put it to them, you're not really sure where people stand.
- 9:05I mean, a lot of these films, I mean, trances as well.
- 9:08I mean, there's a lot of people who think they're just crap.
- 9:11I mean, there's a lot of, unfortunately,
- 9:15a lot of the movies I like, john people consider shitty um but i don't know
- 9:21what that says about me but i i don't think they're shitty i i love them when
- 9:25i was talking to tim thomas and oddly enough i told him that i had a real affection
- 9:29for trances four and five the the one where he goes back to medieval times,
- 9:35those are good those are really good i love that i really yeah i i you know
- 9:43i mean i know and i I know it's verbatim in a franchise, you know,
- 9:48when you go back in time or to the old test or whatever.
- 9:53Or even out of space. You're stretching. You're almost finished.
- 9:56But I personally loved how it was a two-parter, the four and five.
- 10:01And even Tim Thomason gave me a weird sort of look.
- 10:07You like those ones?
- 10:10And I said, yeah, yeah, no, I do. i've
- 10:14got a soft spot for the only story he could tell me from
- 10:17those those two films was the fact the the female lead used to go running in
- 10:23in prague where they were filming she used to go out jogging in the morning
- 10:27and she'd wear like workout clothes you know and a couple of times she was told
- 10:33not to do that because where they were they were situated near a military base.
- 10:38And all of the soldiers would see her running around in skimpy exercise wear
- 10:42and she was told, you know, you shouldn't do that because, you know,
- 10:46they got no problems dragging you off and, you know, doing that.
- 10:51So, yeah, so it wasn't exactly a completely comfortable situation.
- 10:57So, you know, if you're in a foreign country, you know, when in Rome you've
- 11:01got to abide by their laws and rules and all that sort of thing.
- 11:05So it makes it difficult.
- 11:07Yeah that is true but uh no trances the trances films have always been um.
- 11:14Real really close to my heart i remember
- 11:17the i didn't i didn't see trances
- 11:21of course never came to the the cinema here and if it did it was very few cinemas
- 11:25but yeah i certainly remember it coming out on video because the the video cover
- 11:30was absolutely incredible it had yes do you remember the remember like those
- 11:35rainbow holographic images from back in the day and it would have like oh,
- 11:39You tilt it side by side and it had a 3D effect, but it was also like a hologram.
- 11:45It had that on the cover. So right away I was like, damn, that's really cool.
- 11:49Must have had a different one than we did then. We had a pretty good one too.
- 11:53It had Tim Thomerson on the cover, but it was illustrated, not an actual photo
- 11:57of him, wearing a helmet that he never wears in the movie.
- 12:01Yes. Yes. they're done yes yeah when
- 12:04they yeah when they yeah that that when they eventually brought out the whole
- 12:10set on i can't remember who brought it out but when they brought out the whole
- 12:14set here on on dbd initially that had that it had that art on the box where
- 12:20he's got the helmet and yeah,
- 12:23an helmet and a gun that he never uses and never wears so yeah but there's no
- 12:28stopping these folk It was like when I was talking to people early on about
- 12:32Future Cop and they go, what are you talking about?
- 12:35And, of course, it was Future Cop released here.
- 12:38It was only later, sort of in the 90s, they released it, Future Cop and a.k.a.
- 12:43Trances underneath it to clarify that bit.
- 12:47But since having been in the movie business a little bit now myself,
- 12:52I was a little precious about changing titles.
- 12:57But you come to learn it's not a malicious part of the game it's just how they sell it,
- 13:04Yeah, it's just a thing. If it's easy to sell in a certain territory with a
- 13:09different title, they're going to change the title regardless of how much you
- 13:14love it. You know what I mean? Yeah.
- 13:19Even in book writing, it happens sometimes. I think, well, actually,
- 13:23in one case, one of my stories worked out pretty well.
- 13:26It was originally called, what was it? some vague, silly, garbage title,
- 13:33like not once upon a time, but something along those similar lines.
- 13:39And then they just retitled it 52 years later. And it actually worked out pretty
- 13:42well that way. That one worked, but there's one that's really odd for me.
- 13:46Tales of Questionable Taste had a story in there called The Skyscraper of Forbidden Delight.
- 13:52But the publishers changed it to Suspicious Delight. I'm not sure why,
- 13:56but that one always weirded me out.
- 13:58Hmm no it was like it was
- 14:02oddly enough the the book that that started started
- 14:05all the trouble with me uh the the smart peddlers
- 14:09yeah is that still in print right no
- 14:12no she's oh she's finished she's finished her
- 14:15run she's now relegated to uh to uh
- 14:18rib the rare book pile so anyone who has one has
- 14:21a collector's item which is kind of nice that's i
- 14:24have one which is yeah well there you go it's
- 14:27a rare book now it's uh it's a
- 14:31rare book now but it's that that oddly enough when
- 14:34i was when i was initially trying to get published for the
- 14:37longest time it was called badlands meredith and the
- 14:41alien smart peddlers from the future and of course the the multiple publishers
- 14:46said you know can we change that because you know it was like when when they
- 14:51made raiders it was going to be called indiana jones and the raiders of the
- 14:54lost ark but they said you know who's indiana jones Right? Right.
- 14:58So until you've established the character, there's no point putting his name...
- 15:02Yeah, that's true. So that was, yeah, I mean, the weirdest thing about that,
- 15:11I mean, you talk about being inspired to go off and write something.
- 15:17Basically, the inspiration behind that one, now the story can be told,
- 15:22I was pitching it to a razorhead,
- 15:26and it was the one synopsis that I sent that I had nothing for, right?
- 15:32I had samples of everything else, and naturally they picked the one that I have nothing for.
- 15:39So in my traditional fashion, I made up some bullshit and said,
- 15:45can I send it Monday? And I spent the weekend, Friday, Saturday,
- 15:49Sunday, hammering it out. So yeah. Wow.
- 15:54Ultimately, they didn't publish it.
- 15:58But now I had a book to try and push on someone else.
- 16:01So luckily Strange House sort of came along and so I had somewhere for it to
- 16:08go because I remember when I was trying to get into Bizarro,
- 16:13they accused me of not being Bizarro enough initially. Really?
- 16:17They said this isn't weird enough.
- 16:22Huh. That's a pretty weird book.
- 16:26I mean, I was swinging for the fences. I thought, well, it's not conventional, surely.
- 16:33I mean, I've never gone to a Barnes & Noble and picked a book off the shelf like this one.
- 16:41I suppose, you know, people have definitions, different definitions of weird.
- 16:48I guess so. Or bizarre. Yeah.
- 16:53You know, but it was, yeah, look.
- 16:57It's, it's a lot of fun, you know, writing, writing, writing stuff that doesn't,
- 17:02writing stuff that doesn't easily fit into any category is, is a lot of fun
- 17:07because you're not bound by any real laws of genre.
- 17:12Make up your own, you know, as, as Don Noble once said of me,
- 17:16I think it was, you know, he's like a kid who smashes together Play-Doh and
- 17:19the mess is, the mess is better looking than, than what it started out as or something.
- 17:28Don's great I don't know what that says about me But,
- 17:33Yeah So yeah you've got Slate coming out But you've got some other stuff That's coming out too,
- 17:41Yeah at the beginning of the year My new book came out Eye Cutter It's a science
- 17:46fiction novel But it's not really a science fiction novel Like the others It's
- 17:51got an infusion of bizarro and horror as well And I've decided that it's going to be a series,
- 17:56where I can just dump all the weird stuff in my head.
- 17:59I can just yank it out and just dump it into this series because there's a lot
- 18:02of weird stuff that happens, but also it's kind of grounded too.
- 18:05Because the idea is it's set thousands of years in the future.
- 18:10We've colonized the planets and everything.
- 18:12We've gone beyond. We figured out intergalactic travel and all that stuff.
- 18:18But the seat of humanity is still Earth, and it's really difficult to legislate,
- 18:24from Earth when you're all the way out in the pinwheel galaxy, for example.
- 18:28And as a result, a lot of bad behavior makes a comeback with humanity.
- 18:34In particular, slavery.
- 18:36Slavery is far and wide in the galaxy. And I have this team of former slaves
- 18:42that they go around buying slaves up and freeing them and then giving them the
- 18:47option to work for them so that they can hunt down the worst scum in the galaxy. Wow.
- 18:53That's where we meet our new hero, Ketchum, who is a veteran of a war between
- 19:00Pluto and the Andromeda galaxy.
- 19:03He's a former slave himself. He's a former gladiator. And he's been rescued
- 19:08by this guy named Corbin Marsters.
- 19:10Corbin's the guy who started this whole thing. And he's just going out there, freeing these slaves.
- 19:16And then they all start working for him to hunt everyone down. but
- 19:19Ketchum's his new guy and their new
- 19:22target is this real horrible scumbag named
- 19:26Lane Gates who what he does is he kidnaps
- 19:29psychics he calls them oracles and cuts their eyes out so they can be more powerful
- 19:34because everyone knows you cut an oracle's eyes out they're all of a sudden
- 19:37more powerful their their gift works better so he uses them then to go around
- 19:43the galaxy blackmailing people that bad things are going to happen to you.
- 19:47Well, I know this thing's going to happen to you, but if you give me this much
- 19:50money, I'll tell you exactly what it is and when it will happen.
- 19:54And so he's very, very rich, but he's a really, he's the most wanted man in
- 19:59all the galaxies, and they're going to go after this guy now.
- 20:03But one of the things about Lane Gates and all the villains for this series,
- 20:07I think, is because I think, I think about that,
- 20:09all the villains are going to be understandable i
- 20:13i want people to go well you know what this guy's got
- 20:15a point he's a horrible human being but he's got a point here
- 20:18and that's that's what i want to do with this series to show sometimes it's
- 20:24a matter of just uh perspective but also my other thing about this series is
- 20:31i wanted to show i want to show that no matter how big the universe is it's
- 20:35actually kind of a small place.
- 20:37And that's my overarching theme with it. I've only gotten one full book out so far.
- 20:44I'm planning a whole bunch of them. And then I'm going to do Kindle-only novellas between them.
- 20:50So I have one of those out too called It Changes a Man about Lane Gate's pilot before they meet.
- 20:56And this series shows how this guy was an ordinary guy, but he was thrown into jail for reasons.
- 21:02You don't know what those reasons really are.
- 21:05He might have done it. He might not have. Who knows? But it turns him into a really bad person.
- 21:10And that's kind of the catalyst for the whole series, kind of building up through that.
- 21:16So it's a sci-fi epic, but it's got a lot of old themes. It's got gladiator
- 21:23themes. It's got some horror themes.
- 21:25It's got some Western themes. There's going to be some fantasy at some point.
- 21:28It's just a mess of everything that's in my head.
- 21:33Wow. Yeah, it's all part of your complete breakfast. Check the links in the
- 21:37description, ladies and gentlemen listening.
- 21:40Yeah, something to consider. And what's that one called again? Eye cutter, did you say?
- 21:45Eye cutter. Eye cutter. And yeah, this is the tip of the iceberg,
- 21:50nine-tenths of it, below the waterline because John's got, as you just heard, a whole...
- 21:57A whole lot planned. It's a whole other universe.
- 22:02Are you planning just Kindle and paperback? Are you getting audiobooks as well, John?
- 22:08I've only gotten one audiobook so far. Poor Bastards and Rich Fucks.
- 22:12I got John Wayne Camminale to do the narration for that, and he did a really good job.
- 22:18It was a pretty pricey job, so I don't know if I'm going to do that for every book,
- 22:23but he did a really good job, and everyone seems to like that so it might be
- 22:28on the table i'm not sure but it might be,
- 22:31yes it was it was it was our dear departed friend kevin that started me on,
- 22:37he did too audio and look i have i have to give him look i could i could talk
- 22:43about him forever but i have to give him a ton of credit because honestly i have to say that.
- 22:49Going from making tens and tens of dollars with
- 22:52with with the books now mind
- 22:56you for our listening audience this was
- 22:59before all the celebrities got involved with audible so we were doing we were
- 23:03we were we were actually making a killing when audible first started now it's
- 23:08a little bit yeah now it's different when you got celebrities reading their
- 23:13own memoirs and you can hire celebrities to read your books and stuff like that.
- 23:19I was like, yeah, we watched the sales going down, down, down,
- 23:27as the celebrities just came in.
- 23:30There's a good premise for you. I thought about it once, like a planet that
- 23:37these aliens land on, and it used to be Earth, but it's been completely taken over by celebrities.
- 23:47And the celebrities have turned hostile, but not like in that movie Doomsday.
- 23:54Have you seen that movie Doomsday?
- 23:56Doomsday. Neil Marshall?
- 23:59I don't think I have seen that one. It's the one where Scotland is hit with
- 24:04killer virus. So they build a wall between it and the lower half of England, right?
- 24:10Oh, I think I did see that. Yeah, yeah. and then they've got to send a team
- 24:14over the wall because the guy who's got the cure lives over the wall.
- 24:19And, of course, in the chaos, because they've been shut off from the rest of
- 24:24the country for a long time, the people on the other side have,
- 24:27of course, gone feral, gone cannibal.
- 24:30You know, the idea that I had didn't have the celebrities gone cannibal,
- 24:34but they'd definitely gone strange.
- 24:37Nice. I like it. There's a dark edge to their celebrity now.
- 24:44They're using their influence for nefarious deeds.
- 24:50On the surface, it's all sunshine, roses, public service announcements.
- 24:55Below the surface, there could be other things. Yeah. Yeah. Murky.
- 25:03I think. Heretic kind of stuff. Did you see that? Heretic with Hugh Grant in it? Yeah.
- 25:11Isn't he having a renaissance right now? Hugh Grant. He is.
- 25:17I've never really cared for him, but now that he's back, I think he's doing
- 25:21really interesting things.
- 25:24He's very different from what you see him, what he used to do.
- 25:29He's gone from the semi-dopey, good-looking guy, a rom-com guy, to this, yeah,
- 25:42umpala with slightly sinister.
- 25:48Yeah i've got to say that's initially the one reason
- 25:51i went out to see cloud atlas when it was first
- 25:54coming out because someone told me that hugh grant plays a cannibal in it so
- 25:58i was i haven't seen that one it was like it was like rogue one i was like well
- 26:04even if the rest of the film's crappy i wanted to see donnie yen in a star wars
- 26:07movie you know yeah yeah so So that was going to be worth the price of admission.
- 26:13Unfortunately, the Hugh Grant cannibal thing in –,
- 26:17in Cloud Atlas was not as overly impressive as Donnie Yen in the Star Wars movie.
- 26:23But look, there's a lot to enjoy. A lot of people shit on Cloud Atlas.
- 26:29I got a little bit of a soft spot for it. There's parts anyway.
- 26:33There's parts of that film that I think if that had been the only part of the
- 26:37film, because some of the stories are slightly better than some of the other parts.
- 26:42But I, it's like, it's like a box of assorted chocolates. Sometimes you get
- 26:49what you want. And sometimes.
- 26:54Sometimes I do have the book.
- 26:57I haven't gotten to it yet, but that's because I'm 10 years behind my reading list. Oh shit. Oh yeah.
- 27:03Don't talk to me, man. It was like, I was saying to, it was like just,
- 27:06I was saying to Kevin who used to send me a lot of stuff. I said,
- 27:09man, I got a stack of books from, uh, from friends and gifts and all that.
- 27:16And, you know, in between writing stuff and reading stuff and editing stuff,
- 27:21I try to slip in, but I've still got a stack,
- 27:26mile long that I'm slowly working through in between, you know, everything else.
- 27:31So it's difficult. As someone once said to me, I long for those halcyon days
- 27:38is when I could sit and just read books and have nothing better to do.
- 27:43Yeah. But those days have up and vanished like a fart in the wind, so to speak. But, um,
- 27:52But who knows, maybe someone once said to me that someone who has a lot of books
- 27:59that hasn't got to them yet is planning for the future.
- 28:06So I said, that sounds good. That means that my future, I'm going to have so
- 28:10much time because I have all these books that I've been accumulating and I'm
- 28:15going to have the time eventually. It's supposed to be some sort of precursor
- 28:18that I will eventually have time.
- 28:22I've heard of this time i i'm not sure what it is
- 28:25though yeah yeah it's like i'm i'm waiting
- 28:28for it it's like waiting for the rainy day that never comes waiting
- 28:32for my lotto numbers to finally strike yeah
- 28:36yeah i fear i will i feel i you know the constant fear is we'll be dust in the
- 28:43wind before that happens that's my concern exactly but at least we had a fun
- 28:50time getting there Ladies and gentlemen, check the links in the description.
- 28:54John Bronnie is my mate. He's a great author. There is so much stuff of his to enjoy.
- 29:01The new one, which is beautifully dedicated to yours truly,
- 29:07something to consider, is a collection of the Slate Stories,
- 29:12formerly published in the Straight to Video series, along with all of other John's cool stuff,
- 29:18thousands of questionable taste and um there's something
- 29:22for everyone is in your in your bibliography is there not john there there is
- 29:28there's something for everybody and including a lot of my stuff is kind of weird
- 29:31gross and offensive but there's even something inoffensive in there in fact
- 29:36i was recently in st louis for author con four and uh at my reading.
- 29:42At any one of my readings i always give the audience a choice i either have
- 29:47the most fucked up thing they're ever going to hear or i have this one inoffensive
- 29:51story uh written specifically not to offend anybody that's beautiful nobody ever chooses that story,
- 29:58except in st louis because in my in my audience i had these two ladies there
- 30:04who they said that they can't take any kind of gore or anything like that it
- 30:10can't have any blood and guts or anything so i thought you know what this is
- 30:14a story this is the story for them i'm going to read that And then in the middle of it,
- 30:17I get to this part where it's called Snipe Hunt. It's in my collection,
- 30:21Tales of Unspeakable Taste.
- 30:22But I'm reading to my audience, and I get to a point where I describe this snipe
- 30:29pecking away at a squirrel's guts. And I just realized, oh, shit.
- 30:34And I looked up and I said, ah, sorry. And even my inoffensive story had something
- 30:39to offend, but they were all right with it, all told. But that was kind of funny.
- 30:46Look, at least you give them the option. You don't just start reading and watch
- 30:50the people walk out in droves.
- 30:54Although. Bro stuff. Oh, well, I've never had anything thrown at me,
- 30:59but I have driven people out at a reading before.
- 31:02I was at michael allen rose's s&m salon and i read a scene from dong of frankenstein
- 31:09that was so terrible that people actually hid out in the kitchen because they
- 31:13couldn't take it anymore and i'm like you know if i don't that at the time i'd
- 31:18i probably would have stopped but,
- 31:21but uh they eventually they were all right with it i apologize and everything's
- 31:26good but like that was that was an experience like i'd never driven anyone from
- 31:31a room before and even michael's pretty impressed with he's like that that was pretty interesting,
- 31:39so yeah no i i like how i like how that they do that over there in the states
- 31:44have readings and stuff i've never had the chance to uh to stand before an audience
- 31:50and marinate them i guess with my literary junk food. LAUGHTER.
- 31:59So, yeah, it must be kind of cool. I can see people throwing stuff at me.
- 32:07Beer cans, yeah, all sorts of stuff.
- 32:12I would have to have a couple of those ginger ales that you have there before going on.
- 32:21I'd have to be like Bukowski and have a bottle of wine sitting by me, you know.
- 32:28I used to drink for every one of my readings that's fantastic yeah no i i would
- 32:33i would i would have to do that i would have to get on stage like bachowski
- 32:37and have like the fridge right you know here's for hank i'm gonna i'm gonna
- 32:43quit unless i get another bottle of wine.
- 32:47Right sitting by me yeah yeah it was good check all the links in the description
- 32:56ladies and gentlemen, John Brunny, great bloke, great author.
- 32:59He's got something for everyone, something, some stuff that may offend,
- 33:03some stuff that may not offend, and some stuff that may make the small hairs
- 33:07on the back of your neck curl all on their own.
- 33:11John, thank you for being on Cinema Yugen, mate. Thank you very much for having me.
- 33:15Yes, John, John the Piper's son, throw some copper in his hat and say, well done.
- 33:22He's an author, as I said at the opening, deserves your attention,
- 33:25check all the links in the description to all John's work of questionable taste, of the finest taste.
- 33:33John Bronnie again, check the links in the description and as always my little
- 33:40Eugenites, thank you for listening to us on Spotify or wherever you choose to
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- 33:47I'm Kent Hill and until next time, you've been listening to Cinema,
- 33:52Eww.
- 33:53Music.