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Matthew Chapter 22: Bible Study by Atheists · Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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  [SPEAKER_00]: Husband wife do you know what we're doing today?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well last time we read Matthew chapter 21 Sure, it's fucked in yeah and in that episode we um we had Jesus stealing donkeys Yeah, he did he was like this is fine just tell me yeah
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He said, I don't quite get that, but okay, okay, and then he got pissed at people, the Jewish people who were selling the shit in the temple, I don't know whatever.
• 0:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: He had a gift shop.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He flips some fucking tables, which you know, his famous.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They had a gift shop in the church.
• 0:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but you know, never happens these days, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right, right?
• 0:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wonder if the Christians know, do you think the Christians know?
• 0:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think they do.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't think they care, honestly, and then we had some parables that we are going to have to dig into when we do our Q&A.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Because I don't even understand what the fuck.
• 0:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The fuck?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus is like, I'm the son of God and goldfish fly in the microwave with frogs.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Rice Krispy's bro?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, two of my favorite stories revolve around Donkeys in the Bible.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Bailum's ass and Jesus stealing donkeys.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that is fantastic.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I'm partial to the whale, but yeah, I hear you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Before we move into what we're doing today, I do want to mention we had a late, so some of you may have seen our thank you for the donations because we had a rough few months here, and we ran a special drive for some money because we couldn't pay our rent.
• 1:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, good time, good time.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Good time.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: it's a man anyway long story short we had someone donate late which still helped us out tremendously because they were like a gas and they're like I didn't I only asked for what we absolutely needed so it was Amanda donated to our cause and then up to the membership as well.
• 1:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: oh my gosh thank you and one of the donors from before max also up there membership as well oh my gosh thank you guys all so much for all the support that you guys have given us it's been incredible and i i just don't have the words other than thank you i know like from the bottom of our hearts you know like it's been an incredible feeling having you all step up and help us out i we wouldn't have made it through this without you
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, we wouldn't, because our landlords would love to see us out.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I can, I've got receipts to show that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're, they're not fond of us, but not because we're assholes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they're just Chinci.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So there's that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyway, so we just did Matthew chapter 21.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We did.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We did.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Means that today we're going to be getting into.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Little Matty chapter 22.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, let's do this.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, don't keep.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Up and into Little Maddie, Chapter 22.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And apparently it's gonna be parables all the way down till he dies.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Mm, fine.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Which I love for.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I so love Jesus parables.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's so fantastic.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus parables are like a nice ice cream cone on a hot summer day.
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  [UNKNOWN]: Help.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's not, no, not at all, not at all.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's not where I was going with.
• 3:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Nope.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I was being sarcastic.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: See, that's the,
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, did it!
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
• 3:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jesus spoke to them guys again.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, those guys, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Them guys.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The ones.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm assuming his boy E. Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 2G or more of that crowd that follows him around fucking everywhere.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think it's his, um, his disciples, his 2G gang, you know?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: His bros. His homies.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's talking to someone.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So Jesus spoke to them again in parables, see?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Saying, in red ink, here we go, ready?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The kingdom of heaven is like a king who prepared a wedding banquet for his son.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Does it have an open bar?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's all I know.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He sent his servants to those who had been invited to the banquet to tell them to come, but they refuse to come.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, why was he refuse to come?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's free food, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe maybe the king is a dick.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: God's a dick.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe they invited people who weren't the sun's friend.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe they had another shit going on.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Maybe it's a destination wedding and we all got money to find a fucking Malibu.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe there were strings attached.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what the deal is here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he sent some more servants and said, tell those motherfuckers who have been invited that I prepared my dinner, my oxen and fatten cattle have been butchered and everything is ready, come to the fucking wedding banquet, but still I'm ready, but they paid no attention and went off.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: One to his field, another to his business.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently, his guy just can't take a hand.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And we're like,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They don't want to come, dude.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: They're like, I'm not going to your fucking way.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't like your son.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not friends.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You're not cool, man.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The rest sees his servants, mistreated them and killed them.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You are like one on popular.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean Jesus, but you imagine.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's fucked up.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Could you imagine like okay, so we had friends that got married right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Could you imagine if we were like no, we're not coming and then they came and we beat them up and killed up Not only aren't we coming to your fucking wedding, but die
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The amount of times is something like this has been brought up in the Bible, and actually specifically in this book.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, it's easy to think that this kind of thing must have happened.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Occasionally, servants died because things, they did the wrong day.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Don't, don't, that's with it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's where they get the don't kill a messenger.
• 5:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
• 5:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, like I guess if we wanted to put it in a common day, it's like when the door to ask driver knocks on the wrong door and gets shot.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, that's another thing that happened.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That is the thing that this happened more than once.
• 6:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, damn.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I mean, from my understanding, it was a person of color and a white neighborhood.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow, and you don't knock on white people's door.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, wow.
• 6:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, you don't be a door to ask driver in the wrong area Yeah, yeah, so that could be what's going on here.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They were like this guy's supposed there the parables about a king Yeah, like he's guys are dissing a king.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The king is like come to my son's wedding And look I know we're supposed to be equating this to God, you know, right, but
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, really?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: God's like, he goes to my wedding.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And he doesn't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because he's so pissed off with their king.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That they're like killing his servants and not coming to his party.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, and okay, if we're supposed to take this parable to hurt like, dude, I'm not murdering anybody.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm merely not taking Jesus as my savior or what the fuck I've got.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just trying to relax over here with my netflix on my phone.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, whatever.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not killing anybody.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm just not coming to your fucking party.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, the king was fucking enraged.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He sent his army and destroyed those murderers and burned their city.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There's the god we know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's gone.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Then he said to his servants, the wedding banquet is ready.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But those I invited did not deserve to come.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So go to the strict corners and invite to the banquet and you when you find We'll take anybody just anybody come to the fucking wedding because anybody want to come to this fucking event Like this like when Trump like busted people and like make sure he'd fill his uh His speech is stuff like that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like he was like.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, did you see that thing where on the fourth of July?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it wasn't the fourth of July, but it was like his
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  [SPEAKER_00]: 250 state fair kind of thing or nobody there was nobody there by late he was said oh so crowded so crowded but then like one of the vendors or something you could pull up the picture of him of the vendor at this one booth or whatever and when you enlarge it you could see the reflection of nobody in just sunglasses
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like his sunglasses accidentally gave away the truth of it, which is that yeah, zero people showed up to that pink way.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I bet he loves this story because it's about him.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm the king and nobody wants to come down and fucking pink with kill.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So the servants went out into the streets and they gathered all the people they could find.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: The bad as well as the good.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And the wedding hall was filled with guests.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's fantastic.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Please, please, somebody got to eat that fat knocks and whatever the fuck it was.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: But this doesn't sound like Trump though.
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's a lot of similarities in this first book because the New Testament to Trump's Trump stuff.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And not in a good way.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Not in a good way.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Not very flattering, I will say.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: But when the king came in to see the guest, he noticed a man there who was not wearing wedding clothes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you didn't say they had a dress up brawl.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's on you.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's on you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're pulling in like people off the street.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What do you expect?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, I didn't even know this was a wedding.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All I heard was coming to fat and calf.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, is there beer?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That I'm there, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And tell me I had to put on a tie.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: He asked, how did you get in here without wearing clothes, wedding clothes, friend?
• 9:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: The man was speechless.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like the fuck on my feet.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I got dragged in here, man.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, at least I didn't still have fucking donkey.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, then the king told the attendants, tie him!
• 9:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: What the fuck is happening right now?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think I might have skipped this wedding, too.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus Christ!
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's more sure he's gonna fucking, well, go ahead.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Tie him, hand in foot, and throw him outside into the darkness.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: With him, it'll be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wow.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: For many are invited, but if you are chosen,
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  [SPEAKER_00]: what the fuck okay okay hold on hold on hold on we're all invited but that doesn't mean we're getting in
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So, some of us won't come because we're like, fuck you.
• 10:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So, we'll come, but you still might get thrown out if you're not wearing the right clothes.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Many are invited, but few are chosen.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This tells me that God is issuing in the screaming at invitations to everybody, but then you show up and he's like, nah, not you though.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So, I could, oh my God.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're telling, okay, hold on, hold on, let me get my breath.
• 10:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm so mad.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You are telling me that there is a chance that even if I did somehow, magically decide to take Jesus as my savior, what the fuck ever, that God could be like right but not you though.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I really don't like it that you were one lipstick.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm gathering from this, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This is bullshit.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: This is not a case for Winnie Meal.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they got to cover their bases because you got to, you got to worship God correctly and think of how many denominations of worshiping God there are.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, we could go beyond Christianity and include.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: you know, Judaism and Islam somewhat and you know like just like there's all these different groups that worship this hypothetical same God.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean and then we get our eastern religions like Hinduism and Buddhism and I was just going with the the Abrahamic right, but I mean they're not the only ones that have a God, you know.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 11:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But if you don't do it exactly right, which how a fuck are we supposed to know what exactly right is?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because there's a million people telling us a different thing.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: As there have always been.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And if we don't get it in the days of the Israelites, there was always profits on every fucking street corner.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, and if we don't get it exactly right, apparently we're fucked.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So like, even if you believe in God, what's the fucking point in trying?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Seriously, like, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna guess which one's right, so fuck it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Look at, not that I even believe in God in the first place, like, I would have to get over that first hurdle.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So let's say I did, like, okay, I just woke up one day and was like, I believe in miracles, you're sexy today.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: 15,000 chance of having the right exact belief to get you into pet to heaven.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So like it's still, it's Russian related.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so pointless.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's all pointless.
• 12:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: You might as well just be like me and put your all of your faith in math.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love math.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I love math because it never does you wrong.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a solid answer.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's reliable.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's stable.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not talking about fucking quantum physics.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not talking about fucking imaginary numbers.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not talking about.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, you know, in 1984, we're too close to us, five.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not talking about any of that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm talking about solid straight up math, where, um, what happens on one side of the equal sign happens on the other side.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And it's pretty.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: We talked about this a little bit in the Old Testament.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Have a goal post keep moving.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was slower in the Old Testament, but it still was annoying.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It was always annoying.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And now we're in the first book of the New Testament in Matthew and the goalposts are moving like every fucking mess.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Astronomical exponentially.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And not only that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: To the point, we don't even have goalposts.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not even playing soccer, football.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, you're like, this is fucking Charlie Brown trying to kick the football.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: It's, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's never going to hit it.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And not only that, but like everybody else is inside the house fucking play and checkers, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Like what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, this is done.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, all right, different section.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, moving on.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That was, that was a, that was a message that God wanted us to have apparently.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck that being, but anyways.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not dressing up here.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What in how about that?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't care.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, there's a chance you still get thrown outside.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So whatever, fuck that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what, I don't get invited to very many weddings, but the weddings that I do get invited to.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody has ever complained about the way I dress.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: at least not to our faces.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Nobody has ever complained to me about the way I trust.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: And you know what, they still hang out with me afterward.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So they couldn't hear too bad.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 14:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, next section.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Then the Pharisees, all the evil mustache twirlers.
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, the Pharisees, the white really that different.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus crowd.
• 14:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they were just doing what the Jewish rabbis did go on.
• 14:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, you think this?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: What's up with that?
• 14:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 14:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hey, let's talk about it.
• 14:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: That seems weird.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 14:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Where'd you get that back?
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I didn't see that on page three.
• 15:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 15:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: So then the Pharisees went out and laid plans to trap him in his woods.
• 15:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 15:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to lay a trap.
• 15:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to gotcha.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because don't forget Matthew thinks they're evil.
• 15:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: They sent their disciples to him along with the Herodians.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know who the Herodians are.
• 15:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: So are the Herodians?
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Whatever.
• 15:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wait, Herod, King Herod.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: I bet it has to do with him.
• 15:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, right.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 15:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll have to, that's going to be a question.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Herodians Herodians.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 15:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to guess it has something to do with King Herod.
• 15:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right, so the, um, what are they called?
• 15:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Pharisees sent their disciples to Jesus to trap Him, along with the Herodians.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Teacher, they said, teacher, there are things that I don't want to learn.
• 15:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know what you're saying.
• 16:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: George Michael.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 16:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: But the last one I had made me cry, but I don't want to learn
• 16:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hold you, touch you
• 16:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: think that your mind, you don't know the song?
• 16:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, not with you singing it.
• 16:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's possible if it got played.
• 16:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I might.
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: But we're not going to stop and do that.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm not a terrible singer.
• 16:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not a great singer, but I didn't fucking up all that bad.
• 16:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see you fucked it up.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just said, I don't always pick up on your singing to recognize a song.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: OK, I just wanted to recognize the song, so I'm giving it
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: everybody didn't know that this was a husband issue not a wife issue okay wife did not do that bad a job I didn't say you did I know I just want everybody to know that husband is bad
• 16:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: hearing or I don't know the song one or the two.
• 16:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean it's George Michael of course you have to know it.
• 17:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't have to know it.
• 17:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's such a good song anyway.
• 17:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Teacher they said yeah.
• 17:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: We know that you are a man of integrity.
• 17:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It gives you the Pharisees and the Herodians.
• 17:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: We know that you are a man of integrity and that you teach the way of God in accordance with the truth.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 17:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: No wink, wink, wink.
• 17:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: You aren't swayed by others because you pay no attention to who they are.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Tell us then, what is your opinion?
• 17:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is it right to pay the imperial tax to Caesar or not?
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they're, they're, they're having the their rodents or whatever they are.
• 17:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're there to witness him say, yeah.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to pay them.
• 17:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fuck, you're fucking dead.
• 17:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, yeah.
• 17:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: But Jesus, knowing their evil intentions, the Pharisees, he's calling them evil.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just for questioning him.
• 17:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 17:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: How dare you do the things that we as Jewish people do?
• 18:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: How dare you.
• 18:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's calling them evil because he, he's aware that they're trying to trick him into,
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, listen, listen.
• 18:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: We don't even know that they're trying to trick them.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Matthew, and I'm assuming the other gospel fox, they are saying that they're trying to trick her, but these guys question each other all the fucking time.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm not saying any of this even happened.
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just saying the intent of this message that they're trying to convey is that Jesus apparently knows that they're trying to trap him, based on the words that is in Matthew and he's like, fuck these guys.
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 18:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's all.
• 18:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus knowing their evil intent said, you have a prince?
• 18:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are you trying to trap me?
• 18:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Show me the coin used for paying the tax.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 18:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: They brought a modernarious, you know, a average Roman court that was of the average day's work, right?
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he asked them, who's images this?
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: And who's inscription?
• 19:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Seasers, they replied, then he said to them, so give back to Caesar what is Caesar's?
• 19:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: And to God, what is God's?
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, yeah, you're gonna pay the taxes, I guess.
• 19:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you're so smart, you did a thing where you said, yeah, I am gonna pay the fucking bills.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right, right.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: When they heard this, they were amazed.
• 19:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: They never heard such a brilliant, yeah, I'm gonna do it, people in their entire lives.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they left him and went away.
• 19:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, okay.
• 19:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: This fuck is gonna pay the tax.
• 19:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then he's also gonna give things to God too.
• 19:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's gonna pay the tax.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: And he's gonna tie.
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said those words real good.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what?
• 19:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not sure how that was.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: The quote unquote brilliant.
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 19:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure I'm sure.
• 19:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure there's more to it.
• 20:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I guess.
• 20:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It didn't sound very brilliant to me.
• 20:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, because he.
• 20:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, what we're supposed to see out of this is that he's saying don't fucking worry about what I'm giving to Caesar.
• 20:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Caesar's not God.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 20:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: This coin is earthly.
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: This coin is earthly and has earthly Caesar king man.
• 20:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: He came up with an answer that appeased both crowds, essentially.
• 20:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So whatever.
• 20:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pay my taxes and I'm gonna
• 20:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, anyways, moving on next section.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That same day, the sadgesies, the other fox who are also evil, everybody's evil if they're not Jesus.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who say there is no resurrection?
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, this, this is, this is pre-resurrection.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, right.
• 20:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they, they would say that.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, right.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, because it hasn't happened.
• 20:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: They came to the person who's going to be resurrected eventually, but they don't know that yet because it hasn't happened.
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so they're like, there's no fucking resurrection.
• 21:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's definitely what they said.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And according to Jesus, he's not telling anybody either.
• 21:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 21:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, whatever.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, they came to him with a question.
• 21:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Teacher, they said, with the same song, because that's the way it goes in wife's head.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Moses told us.
• 21:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: not you, but okay.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: No Moses told us the Jews.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 21:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: That if a man dies without having children, his brother must marry the widow and raise up offspring.
• 21:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He did.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: He did say that.
• 21:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: That is true.
• 21:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now there were seven brothers among us.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: The first one married and died, and since he had no children, he left his wife to his brother.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: The same thing happened to the second and third brother.
• 21:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, that's not family.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that bitch would be murdering them because she didn't like their stinky feet.
• 21:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyway, the second, the same thing happened to the second and third brother right on down to the seventh.
• 22:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: That basically all finally the woman died.
• 22:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Now at the resurrection whose wife will she be of the seven since all of them were married to her.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, let's be honest, that is a good question because Jesus do be like, you know, saying all the, you marry once forever and, and that's the one right.
• 22:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And so he's like, they're like, are you going to go against?
• 22:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I feel like I feel like I feel like my, I think he's going to rewrite the rules here.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I could be wrong.
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, ready?
• 22:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Please, let's reply it in red.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: You are in error because you do not know the scriptures or the power of God.
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: What apparently we did not read it correctly has been okay the words I'm curious now That's the resurrection people will neither Mary nor be given a marriage They will be like the angels in heaven.
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm sorry.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 23:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's saying don't worry about the afterlife.
• 23:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're not gonna be with no person or another It's not gonna matter.
• 23:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, like
• 23:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: You guys got one, once you die, whatever, yeah, you won't have those earthly connections.
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: So it's fine to follow Moses's laws.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if you're not going to have the earthly connections and why do people all think they're going to meet their family again in heaven?
• 23:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: That kind of goes against that doesn't it does.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: My mom is very convinced.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: She's going to meet her daddy and big brother of her.
• 23:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: She can't wait.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 23:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, she gets very excited when she talks about how she can't wait to see them.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 23:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 23:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: Anyways, so he's like, uh, you're going to be like the angels in heaven.
• 23:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: And but the about the resurrection of the dead.
• 23:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Have you not read what God said to you?
• 23:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I am the God of
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is not the god of the dead, but of the living.
• 24:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 24:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: When the crowds heard this, they were astonished at his teaching.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: What?
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not the god of the dead, but of the living.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, I'm a little confused here.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so this is what I think is happening.
• 24:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus is saying, yeah, still follow Moses's laws about marriage, that's fine.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: But don't worry about who you're gonna be married to because once you die, you don't have those things.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Also, God is the
• 24:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: that's who you praise in life.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's a God of the living.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's not the God of the dead because guess who the God of the dead is, honey.
• 24:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus, He dies and comes back.
• 24:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what you're alive, you're supposed to say, yay, yay, y'all way.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: So everybody that's praising Jesus, I think they are doing it wrong because
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: God is for the living.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm curious about the Q&A on that one.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: Cause that.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, yeah, me too.
• 25:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: That sounds a little shaking.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Shaky?
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Um, okay, moving on.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hearing that Jesus had silence to the Sadduce Sadducees, the Pharisees got together.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, so these two separate groups that are enemies, they're like, hold on.
• 25:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: We both hate this fucker.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: He got to go.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a hearing that Jesus had silenced the Sadducees.
• 25:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Pharisees got together.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: But it doesn't say with Sadducees.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: You already say?
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, you're right.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I read that wrong.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: One of them and experts in the law tested Jesus with this question.
• 25:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Feature.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which is the greatest commandment in the law?
• 25:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why?
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why?
• 25:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why would there be one greatest commandment?
• 25:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I bet it's love.
• 25:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: You think it's love.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it's love.
• 26:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's all you need out here.
• 26:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you need us.
• 26:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus replied in red love the Lord your God with all your heart with all your soul with all your mind.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the first and greatest commitment and the second is like it.
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: Love your neighbor as yourself all the law and the prophets hang on these two commandments.
• 26:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so we've narrowed this down the two now.
• 26:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: He had 613.
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: And now we had we had 10 12 or 20.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
• 26:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it got expanded to 613 and now we're back down to two.
• 26:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: But don't come to the wedding mistrust.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 26:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, still choose God.
• 26:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Then me and going choose you bad, but still choose you might stuff fall some of those other laws, but we're not going to tell you which one's exactly because it's more about the way you feel about it than it is about the actual actions.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: You'll find out.
• 26:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: You'll just, you know, you got to die to figure it out.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: You'll find out.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's all good.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not going to give you a clearer instruction.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, why would we do?
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Why would me tell you?
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: For just God.
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Pretty.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus.
• 27:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just like the end-all be all of everything magical and positive, right?
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: What?
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why would I make it easy?
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 27:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: All right.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: So while the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them.
• 27:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: So what do you think about the Messiah?
• 27:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Who's Son is he?
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wait, is he asking them about himself?
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Seriously?
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: this is so weird.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: The son of David, they replied, he said to them, how is it then the David speaking by the spirit calls him Lord?
• 27:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: For he says, the Lord said to my Lord, sit at my right hand until I put your enemies under your feet.
• 27:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: If then David calls him Lord, how can he be a son?
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: No one could say a word and reply him from that day on.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: No one dared to ask him any more questions the end.
• 28:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's because he said frying pan, keyboard, goldfish, mascara, microphone.
• 28:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were like, man bear camera.
• 28:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm not going to ask you anymore because you're fucking losing your marble.
• 28:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sir, can I check your wrist for bruises?
• 28:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think you might be melting.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 28:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is there algae in your pool?
• 28:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm definitely curious as to why that shut everybody up because it doesn't feel like the drop the mic moment.
• 28:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: That it was made out of me.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: But maybe I'm wrong.
• 28:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe I'm wrong.
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right?
• 28:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 28:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jesus sure has fucked things.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a drop the mic moment.
• 28:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think that they were just like, he's got an answer for everything because he's just right.
• 28:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: He is who he is and we hate him.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: And I don't blame them.
• 28:54
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay.
• 28:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Jesus isn't up to the mother fucker.
• 28:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: We have already determined this.
• 28:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: As portrayed by the disciples of Matthew,
• 29:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, or whatever, and having stolen donkeys according to the Matthew E right guys and basically just follow those true rules except for that he doesn't honor his father his mother and brothers right so like I don't even I don't even know what's going on anymore
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't need that.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is all just stuff.
• 29:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like it feels like it's just a shot in the dark that you might get in the heaven and you might not.
• 29:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, if you believe in, you might make it.
• 29:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know, I don't fucking know.
• 29:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
• 29:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Just try really fucking hard and you'll at least have a shot.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Maybe kind of.
• 29:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, you'll probably end up in hell, and that's fine too.
• 29:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Whatever.
• 29:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: God is for the living.
• 29:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why do you even care?
• 29:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just, you know, don't live your life like
• 29:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: oh my god we're literally going back to the beginning never not be afraid remember remember that was the whole all testament never not be afraid except now we have this vague fucking interpretation of what is to be done to get into heaven and also love love is so important but never not be afraid
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: and there's even less definition of how to do things, somehow in the New Testament than there was in the Old Testament.
• 30:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: And yeah, this is what people love.
• 30:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: They love this.
• 30:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're like, and I think it has to be because they can interpret it.
• 30:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Any fucking way.
• 30:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want to talk in where they want.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, what's not to love about that.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You get to make up your own rules.
• 30:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 30:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm kind of just, oh, christianity.
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I hate this.
• 30:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Christianity has a lot to answer to to me.
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it starts with Matthew.
• 30:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, I, okay, you and I were talking about this the other day.
• 30:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when we started the New Testament,
• 30:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: We already knew it was going to be worse than what we had thought before we ever started reading the Bible, right?
• 30:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: And we had some people in our discord, which meets every Tuesday, a 10 B. M. E. Easter.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 30:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: We had some people in our discord telling us y'all go ahead.
• 31:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: We kind of knew going in.
• 31:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is not going to be the thing.
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I didn't expect it to be as bad as it is.
• 31:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't expect it to be this early angry.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: I just think this is.
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: This really caught me off guard.
• 31:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: How stupid this is.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's both stupid and it's ingering.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's just ingering because every single chapter is Jesus,
• 31:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Throwing the Jewish people under the bus.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I was about to say I actually feel bad for the Jews at the time who were getting you know, trashed on by these people because, right?
• 31:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like, they're, they're like, wait, wait, this guy's, this is dumb shit.
• 31:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're just trying to figure out y'all way.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: We all agree, like,
• 31:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're Pharisees and Sadducees, right, but we all agree that y'all way though and some of the rules We maybe do differently.
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but we agree that the rules are there Yeah, and you guys just had some dude show up claiming to be God's son, and you're all like, oh Full of that guy
• 32:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right?
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck?
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just came out of nowhere and started like bucking the system, and we're supposed to be excited for him.
• 32:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, I'm sorry.
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just spent five years learning about that y'all way we'll fucking strike you down if he's not in the mood for it.
• 32:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: But I gotta be honest, I'd rather follow y'all way than Jesus for when I'm here.
• 32:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
• 32:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's just my opinion.
• 32:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I had to pick the father, not the son, because the son is an uppity fuck.
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know what?
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not that, it's the vagueness of what he's teaching.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's no way to interpret, like, you can't possibly take what he's saying and glean anything from it that actually means something.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying, like, okay, like Judaism, um, they have a lot of rules, right?
• 32:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, apparently 613 of them, but
• 32:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: A lot of them were so clear that they were giving measurements on things.
• 33:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: They were giving directions.
• 33:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: And yeah, it might have been impossible to follow all of them.
• 33:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: But you could make an effort.
• 33:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: You could make a clean effort.
• 33:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: And if something didn't, like if you messed up, you could be like, oh fuck me, yeah, that tracks I did that one wrong.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: Okay, yeah, that's on me, that's on me.
• 33:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, yeah, number 400 and two, oh fuck.
• 33:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: I forgot that way.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, Ray, they had fucking rules.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they were all right.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I don't agree with them.
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 33:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ray, I mean, but at this point, as we're in the New Testament, it's really just kind of aside the point.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because this is just stupid.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like there aren't, there's no more rules, but yet there's harder, worse, urgent rules, but we don't know what they are because Jesus is just turning everything on his head and we're supposed to be happy about that for some reason that hasn't really been explained to us and I just am not.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, by this is dumb.
• 33:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is dumb.
• 33:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then we've got people trying to tell us like, oh, well, what this actually means is, and it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, either I'm not there yet, and that's in one of the other gospels.
• 34:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Or is something that maybe you're pastor or like your family or like other Christian, I don't know, devotional, book things, told you that's not in the Bible.
• 34:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know where you got that information.
• 34:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, they're not there yet, or that's not in the Bible.
• 34:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we're just reading this as it sits, you know, so like, and this and the end grain and we do go back and do Q and A's and we learn more, but even with those Q and A's, I'm still not happy with this.
• 34:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I have to choose between Judaism or Christianity as it currently stands, I will not only choose Judaism, but I will do so enthusiastically.
• 34:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: which we will be doing neither but but if I was forced it's like Jesus and y'all way came down right now and said pick one first of all I would be like oh my bad so God does exist I apologize that's on me yeah also but it's on you because you didn't make it easy you know you are bad jik I am but a mere human
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: After I got over that, then I'd be like, obviously, I choose the father because the sun is a neppo bastard, you can ask for it.
• 35:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: And honestly he is a bastard or a little bit, yeah, absolutely right.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Was that the end of the chapter?
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was the end of the chapter.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay, before we get out of here, I do have one more thing to mention, and that is this coming Sunday.
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hmm, Sunday.
• 35:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Life and I will be at an arc encounter protest.
• 35:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a 10th anniversary of the opening of the arc encounter in Kentucky.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let's say that a little bit more clearly, arc encounter, which is no as arc you've got.
• 35:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Giant.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's no more.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's no more.
• 35:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's no more.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a museum that people go to.
• 35:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: when Noah's uncle could say.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Learn all about creationism.
• 35:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: And they built Noah's ark.
• 36:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but luckily, people protested every year.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: And this is the 10th anniversary of that.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: I am going to include the link to that in the show notes.
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: So if any of you all listen and you're in, you know, Southern Ohio, Northern Kentucky, Southern Indiana, and you know, in that general vicinity, or we're not in that general vicinity if you like making the trip out.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: We will be there.
• 36:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: We will be there, and so we'll set, set, set, set.
• 36:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, set Andrews, Jesus.
• 36:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You all set Seth Mires.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Seth Mires probably will not be there, but it would be cool if you wait.
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: But no, Seth Andrews will be there.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, at least that's the the word on the street anyway.
• 36:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: We would love to meet some y'all of y'all.
• 36:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're gonna be close enough to make that.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: That would be awesome.
• 36:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: That would be epic.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: have signs.
• 36:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I'm making some signs right now, actually, so, and if you come and you tell us that, you know, you came and you know who we are and you heard about that, we'll get you one of our signs.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Also, if you, like, let us know ahead of time, we'll make sure that we reserve one point.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Right.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's pretty fucking cool.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I can't actually make you that many of them.
• 37:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because they're hard.
• 37:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: They take a little bit out of makes.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so let us know so that we can hold one
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think that's all we got.
• 37:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's all I have energy for because fuck Jesus, such a fucking twerp.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, yes, all right.
• 37:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thank you all for joining us.
• 37:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was Matthew chapter 22.
• 37:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sure, fuck was.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: And do you know if we're doing what are we doing next?
• 37:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think we'll probably do a Q&A.
• 37:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I was going to say that we've done Q&A chapters.
• 37:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: We have lots of questions in both.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it sounds like Q&A territory right now.
• 37:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: It really fucking does, doesn't it?
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it does.
• 37:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so probably Q&A next.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: And like I've said, come join us on Discord, come to the protest with us, you know, do all the things, do it in the go play, have made a game.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's on a website, go to psychologicalsdiscours.com.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Check out the new ship that's on the website.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, do all those things.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do the things.
• 38:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: And we will see you next time.
• 38:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Bye.