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877-29-STEVE, Comedy Roulette, 1st Summer, Job Bugs and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all.
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  Speaker 1: Bus busy.
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  Speaker 5: Listening to show.
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  Speaker 6: I don't joy, Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Joy, you gotta do you love?
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  Speaker 3: Turn you.
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  Speaker 8: Turn to turn the mouth, the turn you probably.
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  Speaker 3: Got to turn the mouth, turn out the water the
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  Speaker 3: money jump. Look, come.
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  Speaker 9: Come on you think uh h, I sure will come
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  Speaker 9: on to everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on,
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  Speaker 9: dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey, Oh yeah, man,
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  Speaker 9: got a radio show. Do you understand that? I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 9: God been big in my life. I'm not gonna kid you.
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  Speaker 9: I'm telling you, and He'll do the same thing for you.
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  Speaker 2: God.
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  Speaker 9: God is a gentleman, you know. I want to I
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  Speaker 9: want to point that out to you. God is an
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  Speaker 9: absolute gentleman. He will not come in unless he's invited.
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  Speaker 9: He don't just barge into your life. He gives us
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  Speaker 9: the power of choice. You know, if you say you
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  Speaker 9: got it, I don't need you.
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  Speaker 2: He lets you have it. If you say I need you,
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  Speaker 2: come see about me. He right there.
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  Speaker 9: It's just a real simple thing, man. So always say
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  Speaker 9: to people this. If you've gotten yourself into something please
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  Speaker 9: know I have. I I was stuck. I thought a
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  Speaker 9: couple of times, well might not make it past this one.
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  Speaker 9: But then if I don't make it past it, what's
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  Speaker 9: gonna happen? And then I held on to this little
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  Speaker 9: thing that my mother kept talking to me about. She said,
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  Speaker 9: sometimes some when you ain't got nothing else in you,
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  Speaker 9: just hope, she said, just hope it'll be all right,
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  Speaker 9: you know. And what I've learned in my life is
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  Speaker 9: that hope is the beginning of faith. Hope is just
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  Speaker 9: is their possibility out there for me. I show hope,
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  Speaker 9: something happened. See hope, Hope is okay, man, Because like
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  Speaker 9: I say, for me the way I've lived my life,
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  Speaker 9: hope was the beginning of faith.
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  Speaker 2: It was just the idea.
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  Speaker 9: It's just the thought that something could change for me,
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  Speaker 9: that something could be a little bit different from me,
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  Speaker 9: that maybe, man, just maybe for some reason, I could
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  Speaker 9: be saved, I could be rescued, Things could turn around,
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  Speaker 9: it could hit any other direction. Maybe I can quit
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  Speaker 9: messing up. Maybe somebody will forgive me, maybe somebody will
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  Speaker 9: just say all right. I don't know, but I can't
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  Speaker 9: count the times I've been in that position. But then
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  Speaker 9: once I hope a little bit. And then I remember
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  Speaker 9: also my mother, because she was a Sunday school teacher.
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  Speaker 9: She taught me the most valuable lesson I've ever learned
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  Speaker 9: in my life. Nothing has been greater in my life
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  Speaker 9: than my faith. She taught me to pray. Mama used
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  Speaker 9: to say, when it get real, dog for your son,
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  Speaker 9: Prayer change is things, she say, When you seem like
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  Speaker 9: you lost and you can't find your way, stop and pray,
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  Speaker 9: she said, because prayer change is things.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 9: When you get a point in your life when you've
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  Speaker 9: done all you can do and you can't do no more,
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  Speaker 9: and you just don't know what to do next, she says, stop, son,
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  Speaker 9: pray and combine that prayer with that hope that you got,
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  Speaker 9: she said, because that hope is to beginning of faith,
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  Speaker 9: she said. If you pray just hoping, she saying, to
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  Speaker 9: God come through for you. That'll give you confidence that
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  Speaker 9: he can do it again. And then after a while,
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  Speaker 9: you quit hoping, she's saying, you start believing. She saying,
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  Speaker 9: that's when you're on to something. If you can turn
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  Speaker 9: that hope into belief, that hope into faith, the ability
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  Speaker 9: to believe in something that you can't see. But the
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  Speaker 9: key though the faith is you're believing in something that
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  Speaker 9: you can't see. See hoping a little bit different from
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  Speaker 9: me Now, I'm pretty sure, Like I say oftentimes to
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  Speaker 9: tell a lot of people who can explain this thing
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  Speaker 9: a lot better than I can to you, But just
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  Speaker 9: from my side of it, being as real as I
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  Speaker 9: can be rich you See, hope helps.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 9: If you ain't strong enough to have faith, have hope,
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  Speaker 9: and then if you pray with some hope and God
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  Speaker 9: answers your prayer, then that hope gains a little confidence,
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  Speaker 9: and after a while that confidence becomes faith. Now I
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  Speaker 9: ain't just hoping, but I'm believing. I'm believing in something
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  Speaker 9: that I cannot see. Faith has been the key to
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  Speaker 9: my entire existence, even when I didn't have any It
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  Speaker 9: was faith, as I look back on it, that has
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  Speaker 9: gotten me here, and not just faith, but my faith. See,
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  Speaker 9: you will only get to where you're going in your
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  Speaker 9: life based on your faith.
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  Speaker 2: See.
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  Speaker 9: A lot of people get the word faith confused, like
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  Speaker 9: what's your faith? And then they start going down this
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  Speaker 9: whole list of all these different religions out here.
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  Speaker 2: But really an essence, man, when I talk.
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  Speaker 9: To people about faith I'm talking to you about your
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  Speaker 9: your belief. How much do you believe in the unseen?
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  Speaker 9: How much do you believe in the things you can't see?
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  Speaker 9: How much do you believe in the impossible? How much
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  Speaker 9: do you believe see? Because faith is the belief in
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  Speaker 9: things that you cannot see. Faith is the core of
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  Speaker 9: all that is happening.
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  Speaker 2: To me today.
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  Speaker 9: It is the faith that I have in my relationship
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  Speaker 9: with God that enables me to just oftentimes, if I
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  Speaker 9: stay on the right course and believe a certain way
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  Speaker 9: and act a certain way, his blessings just poor. They
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  Speaker 9: just come. And it comes in a lot of little
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  Speaker 9: ways too. I've started to notice, see, it ain't just
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  Speaker 9: a lot of people think blessings is money. No, man,
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  Speaker 9: that ain't it. It's coverage. It's every time my plane
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  Speaker 9: and safe. It's every time they predict bad weather and
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  Speaker 9: I get up in the sky and it don't be
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  Speaker 9: no bad weather. You know, this is this is favor.
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  Speaker 9: These are blessings that get poured out to me. Somebody
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  Speaker 9: call me and offer me something, not money, but an opportunity,
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  Speaker 9: you know. Somebody say, hey, man, I don't know, but
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  Speaker 9: I sent this to you.
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  Speaker 2: I thought you might be interested in it.
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  Speaker 9: Somebody will send me a scripture, or somebody will send
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  Speaker 9: me something that's favor, and it always comes at a
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  Speaker 9: time when I need it the most. That's favor, that's
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  Speaker 9: pouring out blessings.
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  Speaker 2: Now.
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  Speaker 9: I'm also the recipient of a lot of other blessings too.
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  Speaker 9: You know, I've been blessed with health. That's amazing blessing.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 9: I've been blessed with a spirit of not quitting. I've
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  Speaker 9: been blessed with the ability to shoulder huge amounts of responsibility.
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  Speaker 9: Blessings come a lot of ways. But once you tie
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  Speaker 9: in to God, Once you tie in and you start
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  Speaker 9: doing the best you can do, and you start asking
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  Speaker 9: for him to make you a better person, to help
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  Speaker 9: shape and mold you into the kind of man or
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  Speaker 9: person that he wants you to be.
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  Speaker 2: You be amazed what God can do with you.
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  Speaker 9: Man, if you just invite me in and allow him
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  Speaker 9: to be a part of your life.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, what you got to lose out there?
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  Speaker 9: Come on, if you're sitting in the cell this morning,
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  Speaker 9: why would you not change? You have a chance to
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  Speaker 9: turn your life around with a relationship with God. What
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  Speaker 9: you're waiting on? Are you gonna just keep doing it
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  Speaker 9: like that.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 9: Really, come on, man, why would you do that to yourself?
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  Speaker 9: Why would you not allow God to be a part
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  Speaker 9: of your life so you can get the way he
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  Speaker 9: wants you to be. God got some big plans for you.
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  Speaker 9: If he didn't, you wouldn't keep waking up listening.
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  Speaker 10: Show.
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  Speaker 9: Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves for the enlightenment, the entertainment value,
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  Speaker 9: all that this morning show brings.
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  Speaker 2: We gonna give it to you.
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  Speaker 9: In the words of the Old Jays, got to give
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  Speaker 9: the people, give people what they want.
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  Speaker 2: Also in the words of the Old.
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  Speaker 9: Jays, why for the love of money, cash money, dollar bills,
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  Speaker 9: y'all's in.
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  Speaker 2: The same group.
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  Speaker 9: In the words of o Jays, why because you've got
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  Speaker 9: your hooks in me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The reason you.
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  Speaker 9: Have your hooks in me is because I'm aware by
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  Speaker 9: the same group a song called they smile in your face.
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  Speaker 2: All the time.
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  Speaker 9: They're trying to take your place, the back stables, backstables.
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  Speaker 9: I keep getting all these visits from my friends.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh are.
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  Speaker 9: They come to my house again and again and again again.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody's out. It's two lady there, go to my fellow's day.
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  Speaker 2: Show looks shady there.
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  Speaker 9: It is amazing the number of things that dance around
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  Speaker 9: in my head. Yeah, and I don't even want them to.
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  Speaker 9: Good morning, Shirley Straw.
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  Speaker 11: Good morning, Steve Harvey. Happy Tuesday, Calling for real? Never
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  Speaker 11: mad at singing the old Jays? What's going on?
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  Speaker 9: Good morning the man who knows nothing about what I
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  Speaker 9: just said.
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  Speaker 1: Not a thing, not a thing.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know. I thought you was getting stabbed in
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  Speaker 2: the back.
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  Speaker 10: Home will do that to your back.
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  Speaker 12: I was like King of pranks, nephew at the top top, Oh,
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  Speaker 12: Jay's morning.
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  Speaker 2: Is that song older than me?
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  Speaker 1: Evidently? See which one? Backstabbers?
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  Speaker 10: Uh huh backstabbers?
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  Speaker 2: Nah?
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  Speaker 1: Really, let's see shack stablersun.
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  Speaker 2: We was here, cable came out. You was understand that hidden? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: ju I was here for the end. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Backstabbers was released in seventy two.
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  Speaker 2: J song holder than Me.
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  Speaker 13: Except boy, Yeah it's not joking sometimes.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's gonna be a great day today. I'll feel
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  Speaker 9: pretty good. Great day on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 9: Man, I just feel more and more blessed every day
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  Speaker 9: I wake up. I just feel better about Lord God Almighty.
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  Speaker 10: Thank you, amen to that.
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  Speaker 8: It did.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 11: Well, listen coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 11: we'll hear from the nephew as he runs that prank
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  Speaker 11: back right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 11: All right, guys, it is time now to run that
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  Speaker 11: prank back with the nephew. Nephew, what you got.
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  Speaker 12: We're gonna do a little yoga, but we're gonna do
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  Speaker 12: it different today. We're gonna do some naked at yoga,
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  Speaker 12: some naked yoga and whats gonna be a little different
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  Speaker 12: from what you're used to? All right, So anybody want
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  Speaker 12: to join in with me? Shareley, call it Jim, Uncle Steve.
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  Speaker 12: You do a little naked yoga.
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  Speaker 10: I like clothes on yoga.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, I don't know what you're doing all there for
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  Speaker 12: you just sweating your clothes out. I don't know what
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  Speaker 12: that means. But we're gonna do a little naked yoga.
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  Speaker 12: Let's go cart out.
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  Speaker 14: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Is it Gordon?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 4: Is Gordon?
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  Speaker 2: How you doing?
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  Speaker 14: Mister Gordon?
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  Speaker 4: Listen, my name is Let me let me turn down
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  Speaker 4: to TVD. You call him out the apartment?
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  Speaker 14: Yes, yes, I was trying to see about maybe coming
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  Speaker 14: over to take a look at it or seeing if
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  Speaker 14: it's still available, man, I got a newspaper, but I
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  Speaker 14: didn't know if this still available or what.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, still for rent. Let me be straight
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  Speaker 4: with you. You know, no pets and no no smoking
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  Speaker 4: of any kind.
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  Speaker 14: No, no, I'm okay. From my understanding, the listening here
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  Speaker 14: is like eight hundred fifty dollars a month, right.
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  Speaker 4: If you got a parking spot, your private bathroom with
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  Speaker 4: a shower and a fifty I'm gonna need first last
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  Speaker 4: month and really, what's your name?
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  Speaker 14: My name is done?
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  Speaker 4: Done don okay? Right, so yeah, first last month and
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  Speaker 4: social Security number. I can do a background check.
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  Speaker 14: All right, all right, okay, Now let me ask you.
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  Speaker 14: You guys got like a back backyard area. I teach
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  Speaker 14: classes in the mornings, and I want to know if
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  Speaker 14: you have that that that's pretty much will kind of
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  Speaker 14: lock me in if you got a If you guys
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  Speaker 14: got a backyard, I can use.
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  Speaker 4: We got a backyard. What do you teach?
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  Speaker 14: I teach yoga. I teach yoga in the morning from
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  Speaker 14: from six to eight. Hopefully that won't be a problem.
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  Speaker 14: You make you make money doing yoga? Yes, sir, I
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  Speaker 14: definitely do. I make enough, definitely to cover the rent.
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  Speaker 14: That's for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Dad shouldn't be a problem. I know, I know a
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  Speaker 4: little bit about yoga.
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  Speaker 15: That's that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, really, if there's y'all you know you're not
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  Speaker 4: making no noise at yoga, that's not a problem.
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  Speaker 14: A good deal. How quick can I actually get moved in?
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  Speaker 14: And I'm trying to get settled. I just moved in
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  Speaker 14: from the from the East coast. I jumped on my
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  Speaker 14: yoga pretty quicks and you got quite a bit of
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  Speaker 14: clientele built up, and you know, I'm just just ready
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  Speaker 14: to get started, get moved in. Man, something that I
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  Speaker 14: can actually call home, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, well you know we're looking to rent rented
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  Speaker 4: out pretty quick, you know, because we want to try
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  Speaker 4: and get it filled as soon as possible.
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  Speaker 14: Because you said, will are you? Are you you got
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  Speaker 14: a roommate your you're married?
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  Speaker 4: It would be me and my wife and uh we
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  Speaker 4: it's a three bedroom home. You would have the room
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  Speaker 4: in the back with the bathroom and uh like a
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  Speaker 4: fifty do a credit check, right, you know, we mean
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  Speaker 4: I can do the background check and uh no, no.
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  Speaker 14: What what what? What?
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  Speaker 15: What?
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 14: What? What do you necessarily need to do that for?
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  Speaker 4: Well, you got to know who you're into and then
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  Speaker 4: you want to know what the credit they got, so
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  Speaker 4: if they can afford the rent or not.
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  Speaker 14: You know, I got I got real good credit. Man,
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  Speaker 14: My credit is fine. I'm actually in the eight hundreds
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  Speaker 14: on my credits.
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  Speaker 4: Corse damn. All right, when you get here, will how
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  Speaker 4: you feel out of application? But you know, if if
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  Speaker 4: you're ready to get it cracking, I can do. I
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  Speaker 4: can do a background check, and you right now just
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  Speaker 4: give me a sub security number.
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  Speaker 14: Okay, well let me let me go ahead and just
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  Speaker 14: do this. Man on that background check, because you know
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  Speaker 14: what I want to say about that is this there
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  Speaker 14: might be something on there about like when I was
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  Speaker 14: on the East Coast. You know, I was actually teaching uh,
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  Speaker 14: naked yoga. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yo?
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  Speaker 14: Uh you know you might see something on there about
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  Speaker 14: me being anphold naked yoga.
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  Speaker 2: Yo.
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  Speaker 14: Say that's what That's the kind of yoga I was
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  Speaker 14: teaching on the East Coast was naked yoga, you know
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  Speaker 14: what I'm saying. And everybody teaching nagga yoga here. But
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  Speaker 14: but see it's in the backyard.
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  Speaker 16: It's closed in you know what the backyard, and you
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  Speaker 16: what what what other glitch you got you said.
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  Speaker 4: There's some glitches, Michael, Well, what is the glitch you got?
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  Speaker 14: Well, you might see that I'm a npho mania. But
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  Speaker 14: see they but see I didn't took something. I took him.
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  Speaker 14: I done took counseling for that though.
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  Speaker 16: No, well you need to take some counseling over somewhere else.
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  Speaker 16: You ain't taking no counseling and doing no naked yoga
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  Speaker 16: in my backyard.
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  Speaker 14: Not man. All that's behind me. Now, that's on the
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  Speaker 14: East coast. Man, that's that's all behind me. Now, I
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  Speaker 14: didn't put that thing down.
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  Speaker 16: Man, I don't care if it's behind you, in front
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  Speaker 16: of you on the side. You're doing naka yoga in
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  Speaker 16: my backyard.
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  Speaker 4: That ain't happening, man, no matter of fact.
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  Speaker 14: Man, hey man, listen, that's when I got all your
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  Speaker 14: liters that qualify and move in there. And now you're
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  Speaker 14: gonna sit here and tell me I can't.
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  Speaker 17: Talking about doing some naked yoga in my backyard with
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  Speaker 17: no twenty thirty people.
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  Speaker 15: Now my wife's being on man.
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  Speaker 16: You look, you know what, Darnielle, it's all good man.
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  Speaker 4: Just scratch that one off your list and just move
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  Speaker 4: on to the next one, because it ain't no neked
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  Speaker 4: yoga going down back here with nonfle maniac. I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what else y'all might be doing. I don't know what.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who does next.
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  Speaker 14: Year we always it's just it's just it's just a
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  Speaker 14: serene moment. Man, Where you find yourself. That's all this
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  Speaker 14: really is about.
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  Speaker 15: Where you better find yourself somewhere. No, that's what I know.
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  Speaker 16: You ain't doing no next yoga in my backyard. I'm
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  Speaker 16: surprised you even called somebody with that.
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  Speaker 14: Hey, man, I'm gonna come over that to this address
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  Speaker 14: and start looking at this place because I want to
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  Speaker 14: set up shop right here.
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  Speaker 16: In my backyard. Now, don't even know you talking about
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  Speaker 16: you got some glitches in your past. You're gonna have
• 18:39
  Speaker 16: a foot in your How do.
• 18:40
  Speaker 14: You know that this isn't something that your wife might
• 18:42
  Speaker 14: really want to get into?
• 18:43
  Speaker 17: But my what don't even mentioning my wife's name? Man,
• 18:46
  Speaker 17: you don't know me, don't know you know my bike?
• 18:47
  Speaker 17: Take my up your list. You come out there, you're
• 18:49
  Speaker 17: gonna have another glitch.
• 18:51
  Speaker 14: I'm coming.
• 18:51
  Speaker 15: I know what, darnel.
• 18:52
  Speaker 14: You just stand room and you gonna show it to me.
• 18:55
  Speaker 15: Ain't showing you you come come out of here. I'm
• 18:57
  Speaker 15: gonna show you something else.
• 18:58
  Speaker 18: My fact that I am.
• 19:00
  Speaker 14: You them a recovery NIMPHO maniac. I'm recovered, gonna.
• 19:03
  Speaker 15: Have recovering nim for many.
• 19:04
  Speaker 17: You're about to get your well buy a maniac.
• 19:07
  Speaker 15: I'm the maniac. Please believe, Darnell, you're going.
• 19:10
  Speaker 14: To come over there, right in there, over here with that.
• 19:11
  Speaker 14: Come over there now, man, so we can say the FI.
• 19:14
  Speaker 15: I ain't having that.
• 19:16
  Speaker 14: Do not man, listen, he come over there. Please can
• 19:19
  Speaker 14: just matter act man, look this. You can do whatever
• 19:21
  Speaker 14: you want somewhere else, but this right here, this tain't
• 19:24
  Speaker 14: the place for you.
• 19:25
  Speaker 15: I'm gonna tell you that right now.
• 19:26
  Speaker 14: Darnell, to your wife, you don't want to talk about
• 19:30
  Speaker 14: this ain't the place for you.
• 19:32
  Speaker 15: Go somewhere. Take that of your wife.
• 19:35
  Speaker 14: Please let me talk to your wife.
• 19:36
  Speaker 16: Do not even trying me, Darnell, talk to your man.
• 19:39
  Speaker 16: I'm not at that kind of dude. Member, you're about
• 19:41
  Speaker 16: to bring this out of me. Do not bring this
• 19:44
  Speaker 16: over here, darned nell.
• 19:45
  Speaker 14: So so as far as you your wife, man, let
• 19:47
  Speaker 14: me right your white this right here is over for real.
• 19:50
  Speaker 14: You're gonna come out here and catch your case Okay,
• 19:52
  Speaker 14: can I can I say one more thing that you? Man?
• 19:53
  Speaker 16: You can't say darnell because this is this conversation is over. Man, Okay,
• 19:57
  Speaker 16: how about that?
• 19:57
  Speaker 14: Hey?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 19:58
  Speaker 14: Can I say one more thing? Man?
• 20:00
  Speaker 4: What you got to lay?
• 20:00
  Speaker 14: Man? This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Holby Morning Show.
• 20:04
  Speaker 14: You just got pragged by your brother?
• 20:09
  Speaker 15: Oh out of here, man, this nephew Tommy. Oh all right, man, Man,
• 20:17
  Speaker 15: I was gonna whoop your butt naked if you came
• 20:20
  Speaker 15: around here.
• 20:21
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: You just don't know.
• 20:22
  Speaker 16: Man, I'm so glad this is a joke. You have
• 20:26
  Speaker 16: no idea. I'm so glad it's a joke.
• 20:29
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 20:35
  Speaker 11: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO our Chief
• 20:38
  Speaker 11: Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:46
  Speaker 11: All right, guys, it is time now for ask the
• 20:48
  Speaker 11: CLO chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building. This one,
• 20:52
  Speaker 11: Steve is from Leah and Saint Louis. She says, I'm
• 20:55
  Speaker 11: a forty two year old married woman and I went
• 20:59
  Speaker 11: to lunch with a man I met online. My sugar
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: levels had been low that morning and I started feeling
• 21:05
  Speaker 11: lightheaded during lunch. I asked my date to drive me
• 21:08
  Speaker 11: to my doctor's office. I thought he left, so I
• 21:12
  Speaker 11: called my husband to pick me up. When I got
• 21:15
  Speaker 11: out to the lobby, my husband and my date were
• 21:18
  Speaker 11: sitting side by side.
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  Speaker 10: I thanked my date.
• 21:21
  Speaker 11: For bringing me, as though he were a complete stranger
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: from the restaurant. He looked confused as I left with
• 21:27
  Speaker 11: my husband. Do I call him and explain what happened?
• 21:31
  Speaker 11: Or block him and move on?
• 21:33
  Speaker 9: You should have stumbled your dizzy ass back in the
• 21:36
  Speaker 9: doctor's office.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Not too close?
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  Speaker 8: Tell me?
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: Is she kidding me?
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: Many? I mean, no, not at all.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: So the guy, he just looked confused.
• 21:53
  Speaker 9: Yeah, you might as well just call him and explain
• 21:56
  Speaker 9: to him what your trifle behind.
• 21:58
  Speaker 10: Really, I just knew you were going to say, let
• 22:00
  Speaker 10: this one go and just move on.
• 22:02
  Speaker 9: What she's married, chy and she on a dating site.
• 22:08
  Speaker 9: She go to lunch with the dude, ask him to
• 22:11
  Speaker 9: take her to the doctor. Right, okay, but how did
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: how did the husband so he thought she thought he left,
• 22:18
  Speaker 9: called her husband to pick him up. She go outside,
• 22:21
  Speaker 9: two men in the lobby. Right, that's what she gets.
• 22:26
  Speaker 11: But that's what that's what she wants to know. Should
• 22:29
  Speaker 11: she call him to explain or block him and move on.
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: I'm just saying, wait a minute, you would say, block on?
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Why are you blocking him? What he do? See you
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: playing the trick game?
• 22:41
  Speaker 9: And the trick game you got caught in it at least,
• 22:45
  Speaker 9: oh the man, the explanation of what you did. I
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: didn't know you, Shirley, why are you missing this? She
• 22:52
  Speaker 9: wants to date other men outside.
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: Of her husband.
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: I guess you have to tell this dude what it
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: is he may be with that because she gonna date
• 23:03
  Speaker 9: outside her marriage? What part of that you ain't getting?
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: Your sister is trifling? Just not am I?
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: No, Shirley, Shirley blo. If you're going.
• 23:14
  Speaker 9: To date married, you're gonna have to tell these people
• 23:17
  Speaker 9: you married.
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, well he knows now, tada. All right, we're moving on.
• 23:25
  Speaker 9: So since you liked him and Eaton took you to
• 23:27
  Speaker 9: the document as well, tell him what happened.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: He'll probably be cool with it. Oh that's all you
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: want to do, is all right?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I'm gain really I would move on.
• 23:35
  Speaker 10: We'll move on, all right, We are moving on.
• 23:38
  Speaker 11: Veronica and Jacksonville says, I'm a thirty two year old
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: single female and I've been married for twelve years. I
• 23:44
  Speaker 11: got married really young, and now my husband is saying
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: we need to branch out and seek other ways to
• 23:48
  Speaker 11: jazz up our love life after having four kids. I'm
• 23:52
  Speaker 11: all right with having sex once or twice a week.
• 23:54
  Speaker 11: He says, I'm being selfish. And when he was upset
• 23:57
  Speaker 11: last night, he said, I'm going to make it cheat
• 24:00
  Speaker 11: on me.
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: Was this an.
• 24:01
  Speaker 11: Admission that he already cheated or was that a warning?
• 24:06
  Speaker 9: Oh well, it's definitely a warning, for sure, but it
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: sounded mo like a promise.
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: He's going, it's going to happen.
• 24:19
  Speaker 9: Ain't no, Ain't no married man gonna say that to
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: his wife. And if it ain't in his head, real good, Okay,
• 24:29
  Speaker 9: because y'all been having conversations about sex twice week, folk, kids,
• 24:33
  Speaker 9: that's a lot, oh kids, there's a lot.
• 24:36
  Speaker 10: M all right, all right, MJ.
• 24:42
  Speaker 11: And Gary Indiana writes, I'm a forty seven year old
• 24:45
  Speaker 11: married woman and I had sex with a thirty one
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: year old man behind the pharmacy where we work.
• 24:51
  Speaker 10: The church next door to us. Yes, it's been writing.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: It is better.
• 24:56
  Speaker 11: The church next door to us has security cameras and
• 24:59
  Speaker 11: there's a video of us having sex.
• 25:02
  Speaker 10: But it's not clear.
• 25:04
  Speaker 11: My manager wants whoever it is to come forward. I
• 25:07
  Speaker 11: need my job, so I'm praying she doesn't ever figure
• 25:11
  Speaker 11: out who it is. The guy keeps saying he wants
• 25:14
  Speaker 11: to fess up because she can't fire us for this.
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: How can I keep him quiet?
• 25:19
  Speaker 9: You can get fired for having sex behind the wall.
• 25:23
  Speaker 9: That's your job, now, fool. I don't know who told
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: you you can't get fired for that. Yeah, first of all,
• 25:30
  Speaker 9: both y'all you're not supposed to because and it's dirty.
• 25:36
  Speaker 9: Y'all got on new white jackets. Now you want y'all
• 25:42
  Speaker 9: to confess and come forward. Don't be stupid. Don't listen
• 25:45
  Speaker 9: to this dude, please go. And didn't she say she
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: was married?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, forty seven.
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: Thirty one year old boys?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: One see thirty one year old boy? He's stupid, let's
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: tell it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 13: Yeah, convinced, Nah, you slept with a stupid person.
• 26:06
  Speaker 9: Yeah, lady, that ain't you. That ain't true, That is
• 26:11
  Speaker 9: not you. It's obviously ain't clear. You're talking about somebody volunteer.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: What fess up.
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: With?
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Who?
• 26:23
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that's the hard happily married.
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about, right, miss me?
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 26:33
  Speaker 10: Moving on, Johnson and Carrollton.
• 26:34
  Speaker 11: Georgia says, my wife's adult kids are coming to stay
• 26:38
  Speaker 11: with us for a week since we haven't seen their
• 26:41
  Speaker 11: kids for almost two years.
• 26:42
  Speaker 10: She has three children and seven grandchildren total.
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: I have had some financial problems lately that I've hid
• 26:51
  Speaker 11: from my wife and my family. My wife hasn't worked
• 26:55
  Speaker 11: since I married her sixteen years ago, so I hate
• 26:58
  Speaker 11: to let her down. Should I be honest and ask
• 27:00
  Speaker 11: the kids to postpone the visit or keep it to
• 27:03
  Speaker 11: myself and dip into my savings.
• 27:05
  Speaker 9: Dip into your savor's dog Gut it out if you
• 27:10
  Speaker 9: don't want to hurt the woman you love.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: You're having some financial trouble.
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: And tell it you could probably share it with if
• 27:17
  Speaker 9: she ain't working now, unless the financial troubles is you'd
• 27:20
  Speaker 9: have bought some other woman something with the money.
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: Wow, I hope that's not it.
• 27:31
  Speaker 9: You all about go down there to pay their cash
• 27:34
  Speaker 9: loan and mess your whole life up with that two
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: hundred dollars loan that's gonna cost you thirty grand to
• 27:40
  Speaker 9: pay it back.
• 27:44
  Speaker 11: All right, Celo, thank you, you're listening Morning show? All right, Jay,
• 27:53
  Speaker 11: it is time for one of our favorite segments comedy roulette, Yeah.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Please do.
• 28:00
  Speaker 19: Because Junior is a comedian, Tommy is a comedian. I'm
• 28:05
  Speaker 19: a comedian, and Steve is a comedian. Because we're all
• 28:08
  Speaker 19: four comedians. Since you have four comedians on the show,
• 28:12
  Speaker 19: we take full steps to put them on a wheel
• 28:14
  Speaker 19: wherever we make it funny.
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Why do we do that, Jay, Because.
• 28:24
  Speaker 20: Because Junior's comedian, comedian, I'm a comedian. You who.
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: It's you? J Tommy?
• 28:39
  Speaker 11: And let me go No, because you're taking fun out
• 28:43
  Speaker 11: of it.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: Here we go.
• 28:47
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 28:47
  Speaker 10: The number one things people say who've been in jail
• 28:51
  Speaker 10: a long time.
• 28:52
  Speaker 20: Oh, that's a nice one.
• 28:55
  Speaker 10: Okay, get this one, guys. Directions that black people give
• 28:58
  Speaker 10: you all.
• 28:59
  Speaker 11: Right, okay, okay, excuses men say when they're not getting
• 29:04
  Speaker 11: a lot of sex all day.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: There for a hour, if you want to.
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: Some people say, who don't have cable? That's another good one,
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: all right, spun it.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Oh this is.
• 29:28
  Speaker 10: Unusual, it's stopped done. Directions that black people give you.
• 29:34
  Speaker 20: Definitely, black people give different directions.
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: Huh, what do you mean, Jay?
• 29:39
  Speaker 20: Here we go.
• 29:40
  Speaker 19: Okay, what you want to do is do you know
• 29:43
  Speaker 19: where the Baptist church used to be?
• 29:50
  Speaker 20: You don't know where it used to be.
• 29:52
  Speaker 19: Well, you're not gonna find it, Okay, direction.
• 30:02
  Speaker 21: I know a lot about this because I am black,
• 30:05
  Speaker 21: so I do have I do have some directions that
• 30:08
  Speaker 21: black people here.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: This is also a direction when you back it up.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Come on, come on, come on, come on back, come
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: on back. Oh, come on, you come on, Union.
• 30:20
  Speaker 19: You got it on this side, you got it?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, come on.
• 30:25
  Speaker 12: Hold what you got that's what you're looking for right there,
• 30:30
  Speaker 12: that's it.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Hold what you got?
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Direction people give Now, look.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: This is what you want to do.
• 30:37
  Speaker 12: Now you want to go down here to the second
• 30:39
  Speaker 12: stop time, you're gonna mend the left right there. Go
• 30:43
  Speaker 12: down to the next block. I don't know what you
• 30:45
  Speaker 12: feet that is, but go down to the next block.
• 30:47
  Speaker 12: It's a store there. Go in that store and ask
• 30:50
  Speaker 12: for Lucky, and Lucky know how to get.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: Come on, see.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: All right is right out there across from aer O'Neil.
• 31:08
  Speaker 21: That's what black people say.
• 31:13
  Speaker 10: Come on, directions that black people give you. Jay, we're
• 31:15
  Speaker 10: different with.
• 31:16
  Speaker 19: Okay, you're gonna go down a bit ways and you're
• 31:19
  Speaker 19: gonna see an old man sitting on the porch. If
• 31:22
  Speaker 19: he ain't on the porch, you just keep driving a
• 31:26
  Speaker 19: wait till he come out, and then you make the left.
• 31:28
  Speaker 19: Right there, you you can't miss it.
• 31:37
  Speaker 21: Yeah, right that This is a direction that black people
• 31:42
  Speaker 21: give you. What you mean, you don't know where we're at.
• 31:45
  Speaker 21: We're at the same place where Lyddy was shot right there.
• 31:50
  Speaker 21: How come you home with him?
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: You've been when Liddy got shot. I was there, Keith
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: was said down with there.
• 31:56
  Speaker 21: We had the exact same spot when Lindy got shot.
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  Speaker 22: This is what you want to do. Take this road,
• 32:05
  Speaker 22: this row it, Take this row it, this row it,
• 32:09
  Speaker 22: take this row it. You go down this road. Now
• 32:12
  Speaker 22: this here is asphalt. Now wait till you see a
• 32:17
  Speaker 22: dirt road. You see a dirt road, that way you
• 32:21
  Speaker 22: make your right. You are to see the house coming
• 32:24
  Speaker 22: up on the right side. If you go further than that,
• 32:27
  Speaker 22: you might see a klan rondy. That means you went
• 32:29
  Speaker 22: too far. You might want to back it up. You
• 32:33
  Speaker 22: might want to back it up.
• 32:36
  Speaker 10: Directions that black people get it.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: Make enough.
• 32:39
  Speaker 9: When you get down there and see the big black
• 32:40
  Speaker 9: tree that got the squirrels in it, and you.
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: Got to be looking.
• 32:47
  Speaker 20: These a direction. Yes, he go here, go right here, y'all.
• 32:52
  Speaker 19: How much gas you got in your car, because you
• 32:55
  Speaker 19: ain't gonna make it on half a tank.
• 32:56
  Speaker 20: You're gonna need to have a whole full take.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: A gas to get it.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: Why I got it?
• 33:09
  Speaker 21: These are directions that black people give you. Okay, you're
• 33:13
  Speaker 21: coming to the Fanily Reunion. Okay, follow the north Star
• 33:17
  Speaker 21: till they running the Ryl House. Just follow the north
• 33:25
  Speaker 21: Star to the running the Shryl House.
• 33:33
  Speaker 20: Kenny, Kenny, it's a man out hit lost. I didn't
• 33:41
  Speaker 20: even know how to get that, sir.
• 33:52
  Speaker 9: Okay, going down all the way to the rock. Get
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: down at that rock, make a right, pulling that gas
• 34:01
  Speaker 9: station on that corner. Now it's an old woman in
• 34:04
  Speaker 9: Now they're selling Barbyque sandwich. We got to buy a
• 34:10
  Speaker 9: Bobby Cue sandwich some home. Then ask her question was
• 34:14
  Speaker 9: trying to play but if you don't buy a sandwich, yes,
• 34:17
  Speaker 9: it's just gonna be stepping in it.
• 34:19
  Speaker 11: And that lady concludes comedy Roulette for today.
• 34:24
  Speaker 10: We'll be back, yeah, right after this.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Great job guy, because I'm a comedian in Jayson comedy comedian.
• 34:33
  Speaker 20: Get day.
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: You're listening morning show. It is time now for a
• 34:41
  Speaker 11: round of would you rather? Would you rather date someone
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: who doesn't get your favorite movie? Or would you rather
• 34:48
  Speaker 11: date someone who can't stand the music you like?
• 34:51
  Speaker 9: Oh, if you don't get my favorite movie, that's cool.
• 34:55
  Speaker 9: But if you don't like Winn five, there's no way,
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: it's no way.
• 35:01
  Speaker 10: It's it's finished before it even started.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: If you don't like my moods, I'm sorry you just.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's your favorite movie.
• 35:10
  Speaker 12: Oh, color purple? You know, if you ain't with the
• 35:13
  Speaker 12: color purple, I'm not.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: Want to sit them on. I said, the president ass
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: movie you got? You got to like the color purple.
• 35:21
  Speaker 9: Now your scenes and all this Poe as living, sit
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: up man, date you.
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: If you don't like color purple, you don't know? Man,
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: damn neck.
• 35:31
  Speaker 21: Music turned Jonas you're talking about?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Who is that? We came?
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Not Jonas?
• 35:38
  Speaker 10: It's over Junior?
• 35:42
  Speaker 9: All right, all right, on the road trip and you
• 35:45
  Speaker 9: got number Hank Williams on this thing. Hen I'll just
• 35:49
  Speaker 9: drive off into the corn fielding.
• 35:57
  Speaker 14: All right?
• 35:58
  Speaker 11: So would you rather take your kids or your in
• 36:01
  Speaker 11: laws with you on date night?
• 36:03
  Speaker 10: Which ones.
• 36:06
  Speaker 20: Laws?
• 36:07
  Speaker 9: I had to take my kids? See, y'all got young kids,
• 36:10
  Speaker 9: my kids grown? I take my in laws? This would
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: be your worst date?
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: What happened? What's gonna happen?
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: First of all, man, they don't eat right. They be
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: in restaurants with questioning stuff.
• 36:21
  Speaker 9: Y'all got pulk chopstle restaurant.
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: They brave the man. They bring my mother in law food.
• 36:33
  Speaker 2: Do y'all have gravy? Mama? Everybody ain't got it?
• 36:40
  Speaker 9: Just got a pot of gravy sitting on the stoke. Well,
• 36:43
  Speaker 9: they need a sauce on it or something, but it
• 36:45
  Speaker 9: ain't great.
• 36:49
  Speaker 10: I don't cook. What about you, nephew.
• 36:54
  Speaker 12: I'm gonna go with the kids, but I don't have
• 36:57
  Speaker 12: in laws, so i'd have to go with the kids.
• 36:59
  Speaker 12: I know you to the keys I can have all day.
• 37:02
  Speaker 12: I know how to preoccupy a last one? Would you
• 37:06
  Speaker 12: rather be rich and alone? Rich and alone?
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: Or poor?
• 37:12
  Speaker 11: With true love your soulmate? A Hey, I'm going with rich,
• 37:19
  Speaker 11: rich and alone.
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: You won't know it, but I have plenty people over this,
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: even rich and alone. That's a beautiful thing. Or she
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: might not stay well for two hours though.
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: All right, that's today's round of would you rather you're listening?
• 37:41
  Speaker 10: Morning show?
• 37:42
  Speaker 11: All right, guys, it is time to check Steve's voicemail.
• 37:45
  Speaker 11: If you want to leave a message for Steve, give
• 37:47
  Speaker 11: us a call. Please, eight seven, seven twenty nine, Steve
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: Uh Steve. This caller's name.
• 37:52
  Speaker 10: Is don.
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  Speaker 1: Dejawon dajon Oh djuh Won.
• 37:56
  Speaker 10: Why do I say don uh thank you Bishop want.
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: Maybe that's where my head is, right I put it
• 38:05
  Speaker 11: all together. This caller's name is Dajuhwan Steve. He's asking
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: for advice for young men faith Steve.
• 38:12
  Speaker 14: My name is Davon, and I was looking for some advice, prenny.
• 38:16
  Speaker 18: Young black man out there that's just trying to make
• 38:19
  Speaker 18: it to have your ambition, just to be successful in life.
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  Speaker 4: Like, what's the best advice you got besides just keep
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: moving forward?
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: He says, besides keep moving forward?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yes, besides saying that keep moving forward.
• 38:35
  Speaker 10: Well he's started you saying that. Say something else.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: Or he's tired of hearing it from somewhere else.
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: Well, here's the deal. Two things help you become successful.
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: It's the motivation of what it is you're doing it for.
• 38:52
  Speaker 9: And it's the discipline, the willingness to apply the work
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: ethic and the faith necessary to make it come true.
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  Speaker 2: Motivation changes some days.
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: You won't be motivated because things happen during the course
• 39:06
  Speaker 9: of a day. If you're motivated to become successful. Okay, cool,
• 39:12
  Speaker 9: But you wake up this morning and you're having a
• 39:15
  Speaker 9: family emergency. Your motivation isn't to become successful right now.
• 39:20
  Speaker 9: Your motivation becomes to solve the family emergency. Your emergency
• 39:24
  Speaker 9: comes becomes let me go see what my wife really
• 39:27
  Speaker 9: needs from me. Your motivation becomes could become that day,
• 39:32
  Speaker 9: let me go down here and get these bills paid
• 39:34
  Speaker 9: so I can get this light turned on. So motivation
• 39:38
  Speaker 9: to become successful it wanes from time to time. The
• 39:44
  Speaker 9: thing that can never wane is your discipline. You must
• 39:50
  Speaker 9: remain disciplined to stay the course. So even though young man,
• 39:55
  Speaker 9: you don't want to hear, to keep moving forward, the
• 39:58
  Speaker 9: two factors that drive you to your goals your motivation
• 40:01
  Speaker 9: and your discipline. The discipline can never wane even if
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: your motivation changes, so the motivation changes. I got to
• 40:09
  Speaker 9: go down here and pay this bill and get this
• 40:10
  Speaker 9: LFE back on. I got to go in here and
• 40:12
  Speaker 9: take care of this family emergency. When that is handled,
• 40:17
  Speaker 9: the discipline causes you to either before you go do that,
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: to do the things that you committed to do, or
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: after you handle that, get right back to doing the
• 40:26
  Speaker 9: thing that you was committed to do. It's the discipline
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: that's doing what you have to do when you don't want.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: To do it right.
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  Speaker 9: That's different from keep moving forward. It is you got
• 40:40
  Speaker 9: to disciplined. And I work on that all the time myself.
• 40:46
  Speaker 9: And I'm older and I have become successful, but I
• 40:50
  Speaker 9: still have to remind myself to be disciplined at all
• 40:54
  Speaker 9: times or else even I can go off track.
• 40:59
  Speaker 11: That's real talking, all right, all right, Jaijuan call her
• 41:03
  Speaker 11: name Tricia. Steve says she loves Cedric the entertainer.
• 41:08
  Speaker 17: Hey, Steve, this is Trica.
• 41:09
  Speaker 23: I just want to get a shout out to your boy, Sedric,
• 41:14
  Speaker 23: said SETI said to be entertainer. He was by my
• 41:17
  Speaker 23: office the other day and he got off to take
• 41:20
  Speaker 23: a selfie. Would be because I couldn't do it inside
• 41:23
  Speaker 23: the car because it was too dark in there, and
• 41:25
  Speaker 23: he was too dark.
• 41:26
  Speaker 18: For these see, So he got out of the car,
• 41:29
  Speaker 18: took the.
• 41:29
  Speaker 23: Seat, felt off and everything because he was wretched.
• 41:31
  Speaker 14: So but he still did that for them.
• 41:34
  Speaker 23: They truck was breaking to get this party fight, and
• 41:37
  Speaker 23: he didn't care about that. I just think he's a
• 41:40
  Speaker 23: cool guy, and I got pictures of video of him
• 41:43
  Speaker 23: doing that. I just love SETI said to be entertainer.
• 41:47
  Speaker 23: He's a good guy, and I know you know it
• 41:49
  Speaker 23: play John Steve Morning Shows.
• 41:52
  Speaker 9: Yeah, best guy. No, but what you're not gonna do
• 41:55
  Speaker 9: is call in here and talk about how dog here
• 42:00
  Speaker 9: because there wasn't enough light in that car seats, the
• 42:02
  Speaker 9: black leather and then his dark answers in there and
• 42:05
  Speaker 9: you couldn't see him because of the seats and the
• 42:08
  Speaker 9: interior of the car. That's what you're not gonna do
• 42:10
  Speaker 9: about me, not y'all. So what do you A lot
• 42:13
  Speaker 9: of people got to get out and get into light.
• 42:15
  Speaker 9: Nice kid, people need light too.
• 42:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not just gonna put this off on said thank
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: you for calling, but you're.
• 42:23
  Speaker 11: Just hung out with them and you guys had a blast. Yeah,
• 42:26
  Speaker 11: all right, Tricia, Yeah, all right. Coming up next, we
• 42:30
  Speaker 11: have a prank phone call for today. Right after this,
• 42:33
  Speaker 11: you're listening Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at the top
• 42:38
  Speaker 11: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my
• 42:41
  Speaker 11: Strawberry letter for today, the subject I fell in love
• 42:44
  Speaker 11: with the cookie Monster. We'll get into that a little later,
• 42:49
  Speaker 11: but right now it is time for the prank call.
• 42:51
  Speaker 10: All right, nephew, what you got, well, you.
• 42:55
  Speaker 12: Know, I'm always, you know, at this time, I'm always
• 42:57
  Speaker 12: promoting whatever prank I'm sorry, whatever comedy show I got
• 43:02
  Speaker 12: coming up.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: That's normally when I do it right here.
• 43:04
  Speaker 12: But I think on this day, you know, I want
• 43:06
  Speaker 12: to say happy anniversary to my beautiful, lovely wife twenty
• 43:11
  Speaker 12: two years. Come on, yeah, I'm being married to my
• 43:17
  Speaker 12: crazy behind. I want to say, girl, you my ride
• 43:20
  Speaker 12: or dying, my rock, my ship, my whole nine yard girl.
• 43:25
  Speaker 10: Woh o, lady.
• 43:29
  Speaker 12: I tell all the time I got to die first
• 43:32
  Speaker 12: because I can't live without you.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right right now, I can't.
• 43:37
  Speaker 12: I can't. And last year I damn near be it.
• 43:39
  Speaker 12: Oh thank you Jesus, I'm still here.
• 43:43
  Speaker 10: What in the world this is crazy? But me and Jackie.
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: Twenty two twenty two years.
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: Girl, that's awesome.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Look at God's amazing, amazing.
• 43:57
  Speaker 12: Oh my God did not take for granted. I do
• 44:01
  Speaker 12: not take it for granted. This right here, though, this
• 44:03
  Speaker 12: for my baby. This right here is wet road. Uh huh,
• 44:07
  Speaker 12: wet road. We're going to the church. And now we're
• 44:09
  Speaker 12: going down that to the church. Nice little low you know,
• 44:12
  Speaker 12: little wet road. But you know, I mean, I don't
• 44:15
  Speaker 12: think that's text wet roads.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: That's the one you take today, man, that's the one.
• 44:23
  Speaker 12: I mean, that's how I want when I get to
• 44:26
  Speaker 12: the house. I'd like for her to be in a
• 44:27
  Speaker 12: wet road.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: Let's go get down to Hello.
• 44:31
  Speaker 14: Hello, I'm trying to reach miss sisteran uh Godarian. This
• 44:38
  Speaker 14: is uh Brian. I'm representing the youth and of course
• 44:42
  Speaker 14: you know we're already having the uh the fundraiser on Saturday,
• 44:47
  Speaker 14: and I would like to know are you're going to
• 44:48
  Speaker 14: be Are you going to be available to come out
• 44:51
  Speaker 14: on Saturday, because we got pretty much most of the
• 44:54
  Speaker 14: most of their you in the choir. Correct, Yeah, I've
• 44:57
  Speaker 14: never heard.
• 44:57
  Speaker 18: Of anything about anything on Saturday though.
• 44:59
  Speaker 14: Well we yeah, most of the choir members coming out
• 45:01
  Speaker 14: on Saturday, and we'd like to know if you're going
• 45:04
  Speaker 14: to be available on Saturday to come out and participate
• 45:07
  Speaker 14: in the fundraiser for the children that's going on their
• 45:10
  Speaker 14: vacation next year.
• 45:11
  Speaker 18: Oh you said all the other crime members. I never
• 45:14
  Speaker 18: heard anything from them.
• 45:15
  Speaker 14: Yeah, all of the choir members. We probably have about
• 45:18
  Speaker 14: ninety five percent of the require members coming out.
• 45:22
  Speaker 18: Yeah, I'm free on Saturday.
• 45:24
  Speaker 14: Okay, Now, we're doing from five to seven on Saturday.
• 45:27
  Speaker 14: So are you available five pm to seven pm? It's
• 45:30
  Speaker 14: only two hours?
• 45:31
  Speaker 18: Yeah, what's your say?
• 45:32
  Speaker 14: Your name was Brian, I'm sorry they call me Brian, Brian,
• 45:37
  Speaker 14: they call me Ba I'm sorry.
• 45:39
  Speaker 18: Oh okay.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: Did I meet you at the church?
• 45:42
  Speaker 14: Well, I just joined about three weeks ago and they've
• 45:46
  Speaker 14: already given me an assignment. So I'm majored in marketing
• 45:49
  Speaker 14: in school, so they trying to get me to take
• 45:52
  Speaker 14: care of the children and their vacation that's coming up.
• 45:55
  Speaker 14: We put together some things, a great fundraiser, and you know,
• 45:59
  Speaker 14: the quoir members have been receptive. You are the last
• 46:01
  Speaker 14: one for me to call, and I wanted to make
• 46:03
  Speaker 14: sure you are on board with us.
• 46:05
  Speaker 18: Oh okay, yeah, I just never heard about this.
• 46:07
  Speaker 14: So right right now, are you able to bring your
• 46:10
  Speaker 14: choir robe on on Saturday? Uh? Yeah, we sing?
• 46:14
  Speaker 18: We singing a song?
• 46:16
  Speaker 14: What song?
• 46:16
  Speaker 18: Did you need us to sing? Did you tell a
• 46:19
  Speaker 18: pastor about this?
• 46:20
  Speaker 14: No? No, no, you guys are not actually going to
• 46:22
  Speaker 14: be singing a song. What it is is that we're
• 46:26
  Speaker 14: having a Uh. And I'm glad. I'm so glad that
• 46:29
  Speaker 14: you're you're you're you're ready to participate in what we're doing.
• 46:31
  Speaker 14: So I want to first of all, say thank you
• 46:34
  Speaker 14: first and foremost, I want to say thank you. Okay,
• 46:36
  Speaker 14: all right, all right, and all of the choir members.
• 46:41
  Speaker 14: I'm sorry that we need.
• 46:42
  Speaker 18: The robes for I can bring my robe by, just
• 46:44
  Speaker 18: the robe.
• 46:45
  Speaker 14: So what's going to happen is you guys aren't singing
• 46:47
  Speaker 14: a song, but we're having a wet robe uh contest.
• 46:52
  Speaker 14: So what now a wet robe contest?
• 46:55
  Speaker 18: You're talking about like a wet T shirt contest type
• 46:58
  Speaker 18: of thing.
• 46:59
  Speaker 14: Well, it's not a T shirt, it's a robe. So
• 47:02
  Speaker 14: you don't have a T shirt on?
• 47:04
  Speaker 18: What we need you to do with no, no, no, no, no,
• 47:06
  Speaker 18: no no, not in the church. You're talking about the
• 47:09
  Speaker 18: whole client. So they're going to do a wet robe contest.
• 47:15
  Speaker 18: You said a wet rod contest. I heard a wet
• 47:19
  Speaker 18: T shirt contest. That's not that's not the same thing.
• 47:21
  Speaker 14: Though, right, Well, no, it's a little bit different. What
• 47:24
  Speaker 14: it is. You don't have a T shirt on. You
• 47:26
  Speaker 14: actually have your your your choir robe on, and you
• 47:29
  Speaker 14: don't have anything all underneath it. You don't wear any
• 47:33
  Speaker 14: clothes underneath. And what we do is all ladies, listen
• 47:37
  Speaker 14: to me, We're gonna let wet all of the ladies down,
• 47:40
  Speaker 14: and the sexiest one that's wet with their role is
• 47:45
  Speaker 14: going to win five hundred dollars and path of the
• 47:49
  Speaker 14: money is going to go to the children's vacation.
• 47:53
  Speaker 18: Hello, you're talking about a wet t shirt contest in
• 47:57
  Speaker 18: the church.
• 47:58
  Speaker 14: No, I'm talking about a wet rope on tests at
• 48:00
  Speaker 14: the church.
• 48:01
  Speaker 18: No, I'm not sending getting there and and and be
• 48:04
  Speaker 18: naked under.
• 48:05
  Speaker 14: It's gonna be it's gonna be out. It's gonna be
• 48:07
  Speaker 14: out naked under a road. We need you to be
• 48:10
  Speaker 14: completely naked under your road, and we're gonna win everybody
• 48:12
  Speaker 14: down with the water holes and the finest one is
• 48:16
  Speaker 14: going to be able to uh to win five hundred
• 48:19
  Speaker 14: dollars and two hundred and fifty of that half of
• 48:22
  Speaker 14: that money is gonna go to the children.
• 48:24
  Speaker 18: As they came, Hold on, hold on what you say?
• 48:25
  Speaker 18: Your name was?
• 48:26
  Speaker 15: Again?
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: My name?
• 48:28
  Speaker 14: My name is Brian.
• 48:29
  Speaker 18: Brian. How long you've been a member of this church?
• 48:31
  Speaker 18: Because I don't ever remember meeting.
• 48:34
  Speaker 14: Okay, I've been a member for about three weeks now.
• 48:37
  Speaker 14: Like I said, since I was majoring in marketing. They
• 48:40
  Speaker 14: actually threw me into.
• 48:41
  Speaker 18: No way after three weeks that they're gonna put you
• 48:44
  Speaker 18: in charge of something.
• 48:45
  Speaker 14: I don't understand why there's a problem with you trying
• 48:48
  Speaker 14: to put in They're trying to create, and you don't
• 48:57
  Speaker 14: want to help me.
• 48:59
  Speaker 18: I want to help the kids. I'm not gonna get
• 49:00
  Speaker 18: up there in no choir Rod. I'm doing my best
• 49:03
  Speaker 18: right now not to cush you out because I'm a
• 49:05
  Speaker 18: woman of God.
• 49:06
  Speaker 14: So you too good to be naked under your role?
• 49:08
  Speaker 14: But that's what you're saying, you're too.
• 49:10
  Speaker 15: Good to look.
• 49:12
  Speaker 18: I don't have to explain myself, but I'm not gonna
• 49:14
  Speaker 18: be naked up to no church.
• 49:15
  Speaker 14: Okay, So so you can't do the naked roll car
• 49:18
  Speaker 14: or content. You can't do that for the kids.
• 49:21
  Speaker 18: I know you're not about to tell me what I
• 49:23
  Speaker 18: can and cannot do for no kids. Now. I don't
• 49:25
  Speaker 18: know who gave me my number, but I think you
• 49:27
  Speaker 18: need to figure out who else to call for this
• 49:28
  Speaker 18: because I'm not gonna be a part of this.
• 49:30
  Speaker 14: We called all the other QUD members and they don't
• 49:33
  Speaker 14: have a problem with it.
• 49:36
  Speaker 18: All the fire members.
• 49:37
  Speaker 15: What are that names?
• 49:38
  Speaker 18: What other quir members did you call.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: That we called?
• 49:43
  Speaker 14: We called sister, Sister Bridget in the choir. Sister Bridget
• 49:47
  Speaker 14: didn't have a problem with it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 18: Ain't no sister Bridget in the choir.
• 49:51
  Speaker 14: Okay, how about Sister Rachel. Sister Rachel on the quad
• 49:54
  Speaker 14: was fine with it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 18: Ain't no sister Rachel. Sister Rachel wouldn't be getting naked.
• 49:59
  Speaker 14: Okay, okay, okay, let me ask you this something. Look, look,
• 50:03
  Speaker 14: do you know sister de Vita in the choir? Hello? Yes?
• 50:12
  Speaker 14: Do you know Sister DaVita in the choir?
• 50:15
  Speaker 18: Yes, I know Sister Divita.
• 50:17
  Speaker 14: Okay. So, so if Sister DaVita said that sister Bridge
• 50:22
  Speaker 14: and his sister Rachel didn't have a problem doing it,
• 50:26
  Speaker 14: why do you have a problem doing it.
• 50:28
  Speaker 18: I'm not about to be naked in a church, kid.
• 50:32
  Speaker 14: You're not getting naked in the church. You're gonna be
• 50:35
  Speaker 14: in the back part of the church and we're gonna
• 50:37
  Speaker 14: spray you down with a water holes on your robe.
• 50:39
  Speaker 18: That's what We're not gonna be up there. This is disgusting.
• 50:42
  Speaker 14: Well, Tommy said you would do it. Tommy said you
• 50:45
  Speaker 14: didn't have no problem doing.
• 50:46
  Speaker 18: Who the hell is Tommy? We don't even have a
• 50:49
  Speaker 18: Tommy at the church.
• 50:50
  Speaker 14: You keep making up. I made Tommy, his nephew tom
• 50:54
  Speaker 14: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. That's who Tommy is. Hello, Yes,
• 51:02
  Speaker 14: this is Tommy, Baby, this is nephew Tommy. Are you
• 51:05
  Speaker 14: doing Oh my god, that's not real. This is not
• 51:10
  Speaker 14: it's not real baby, that nobody was calling you about
• 51:13
  Speaker 14: doing a wet rope? You are you?
• 51:16
  Speaker 18: I was gonna go out on you.
• 51:18
  Speaker 14: You was already going off on me. Vida got me
• 51:22
  Speaker 14: a prank phone call you.
• 51:24
  Speaker 18: Oh my god, I'm gonna get.
• 51:29
  Speaker 14: I was holding my tongue what you're saying?
• 51:30
  Speaker 15: You was about to.
• 51:31
  Speaker 18: Cut I was about to cut you out right out.
• 51:34
  Speaker 14: Every Maybe I gotta ask you, gotta tell me what's
• 51:37
  Speaker 14: the baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in
• 51:39
  Speaker 14: the late.
• 51:40
  Speaker 18: Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: And now you have it?
• 51:48
  Speaker 10: All right, Thank you, nephew, great one.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 51:50
  Speaker 11: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject I Fell in Love
• 51:53
  Speaker 11: with the Cookie Monster.
• 51:54
  Speaker 10: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve
• 51:58
  Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:00
  Speaker 11: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 52:03
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• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, buggle up and hold on tight. We got it
• 52:23
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• 52:26
  Speaker 11: I fell in Love with the Cookie Monster, Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 52:30
  Speaker 11: In twenty seventeen, I met a handsome man at a
• 52:33
  Speaker 11: nail salon.
• 52:34
  Speaker 10: He stared at me the entire time, so I gave
• 52:37
  Speaker 10: him my card.
• 52:38
  Speaker 11: As I left, he called and invited me to his
• 52:40
  Speaker 11: apartment for dinner, and we've been together since that night.
• 52:44
  Speaker 11: He's a big flirt and a bit too outgoing, and
• 52:47
  Speaker 11: it's always bothered me. Two years ago, I started checking
• 52:51
  Speaker 11: his phone and he was always talking to different women.
• 52:54
  Speaker 11: Whenever I called him a flirt, he would say he's
• 52:57
  Speaker 11: a people person. He works long and I don't get
• 53:00
  Speaker 11: to see him every day, so that bothers me too.
• 53:03
  Speaker 11: We're friends on Facebook, but he's always said he didn't
• 53:07
  Speaker 11: like Instagram. Well I guess he changed his mind about
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: it because I found out he created a private Instagram
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: account and he had blocked me. I was so upset
• 53:18
  Speaker 11: that I created a fake Instagram account and I sent
• 53:20
  Speaker 11: him a friend request. He let me follow him, and
• 53:23
  Speaker 11: I started flirting with him in the DMS. I asked
• 53:26
  Speaker 11: if he was married or dating anyone. He said, he
• 53:29
  Speaker 11: has someone special in his life, but it's an open relationship.
• 53:33
  Speaker 10: I couldn't believe him.
• 53:35
  Speaker 11: I started stalking his comments and I sent messages to
• 53:38
  Speaker 11: women that left hearts emojis on his pictures.
• 53:42
  Speaker 10: I told him I was his wife.
• 53:43
  Speaker 11: Four women responded and said they'd had sex with him
• 53:46
  Speaker 11: within the past two years.
• 53:48
  Speaker 10: I printed the messages and confronted him. He said it
• 53:51
  Speaker 10: was all true, and he said that I may have assumed.
• 53:55
  Speaker 11: We were monogamous, but he has never told me that.
• 53:59
  Speaker 11: He jokingly referred to himself as the cookie monster and
• 54:03
  Speaker 11: he was trying to get all the cookies he could
• 54:05
  Speaker 11: before he settled down. He said he's in love with me,
• 54:09
  Speaker 11: despite how crazy I acted, and he wants to marry
• 54:12
  Speaker 11: me one day. Do you think the cookie monster is
• 54:15
  Speaker 11: gone for good? Can I trust this man as my husband?
• 54:19
  Speaker 11: Is a cookie monster gone for good? And can I
• 54:21
  Speaker 11: trust this man as my husband? You ask, well, can
• 54:26
  Speaker 11: you trust him as a boyfriend?
• 54:28
  Speaker 14: Now?
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: Hmm, that's what you have to ask yourself.
• 54:35
  Speaker 11: I think the answer is no, because right now he
• 54:38
  Speaker 11: is who he is a man who refers to himself
• 54:41
  Speaker 11: as the.
• 54:42
  Speaker 10: Cookie monster, trying to get all the cookies he can.
• 54:45
  Speaker 11: Right now, I think the best thing about him that
• 54:48
  Speaker 11: I can see is that he did come clean with
• 54:50
  Speaker 11: you after you busted him. You know about the women
• 54:55
  Speaker 11: and everything. In this letter, though you left out a
• 54:58
  Speaker 11: lot like how much time pass from when he called
• 55:02
  Speaker 11: you and when you went to his apartment for dinner.
• 55:06
  Speaker 11: You also didn't say if you guys had sex that night.
• 55:09
  Speaker 10: I'm assuming you did.
• 55:10
  Speaker 11: You say, you know, he told you one of his entanglements,
• 55:14
  Speaker 11: that you know, one of them, that you were special.
• 55:18
  Speaker 11: He did have someone special in his life, but it
• 55:20
  Speaker 11: was an open relationship. You didn't know anything about this
• 55:23
  Speaker 11: being an open relationship. And how's that for feeling special?
• 55:28
  Speaker 11: You didn't even know anything. He didn't say this to you.
• 55:31
  Speaker 11: I think you started with him too fast. I don't
• 55:34
  Speaker 11: think you set any boundaries with him, so he just
• 55:37
  Speaker 11: put you in the open category while you looked at
• 55:40
  Speaker 11: him as your man. But he's everybody's man of sines.
• 55:44
  Speaker 11: You know, he's trying to get all the cookies he can.
• 55:46
  Speaker 11: That's what he said, So you know, tell him how
• 55:49
  Speaker 11: you feel and what you want and if if you
• 55:51
  Speaker 11: don't get that, maybe you need to leave a cookie monster.
• 55:55
  Speaker 10: I certainly think you deserve better, but you got to
• 55:57
  Speaker 10: let him know it.
• 55:58
  Speaker 9: Steve, Well, ma'am that wrote this letter, if you had
• 56:05
  Speaker 9: read your letter as you wrote it, you to answer
• 56:09
  Speaker 9: these questions yourself. The number one question is can I
• 56:13
  Speaker 9: trust this man as my husband? What are you talking
• 56:19
  Speaker 9: about husband?
• 56:20
  Speaker 8: For me? How?
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: How did you get there? So let me show you something.
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: Ma'am was standing at you while he was getting your nails,
• 56:28
  Speaker 9: so afterwards you gave him your card. As I left,
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: he called me and invited me to his apartment for dinner. Okay,
• 56:40
  Speaker 9: you left. He called you the next day.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: This is all.
• 56:44
  Speaker 9: This is Shirley. This ain't no time went by. He
• 56:49
  Speaker 9: called me, invited you to his apartment for dinner. You
• 56:51
  Speaker 9: go over a man's house you don't know. And we
• 56:54
  Speaker 9: have been together since that night. Well, something had to
• 56:58
  Speaker 9: go down that night to see a deal. They had
• 57:01
  Speaker 9: sex because they've been together since that night.
• 57:04
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 57:06
  Speaker 9: Well, he's a big flirt and a big two out
• 57:10
  Speaker 9: going and it's always bothered me. Why are we talking
• 57:15
  Speaker 9: about this man being your husband. Two years ago, I
• 57:21
  Speaker 9: started checking his phone and he's always talking to different women.
• 57:25
  Speaker 9: Why are we talking about this man being your husband?
• 57:30
  Speaker 9: And then a question is can I trust this man
• 57:34
  Speaker 9: as my husband? He's always talking to different women. Whenever
• 57:41
  Speaker 9: I call him a flirt, he would say he's a
• 57:44
  Speaker 9: people person.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: Can you trust him? You know he's a flirt. He
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: tells you he's a people person. Why are you talking
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: about making this man your husband? He works long hours.
• 57:57
  Speaker 9: I don't get to see him every day, so that
• 57:58
  Speaker 9: bothers me too. We friends on Facebook, but he always
• 58:02
  Speaker 9: said he didn't like Instagram.
• 58:04
  Speaker 2: Well I guess he.
• 58:05
  Speaker 9: Changed his mind because I found out they created a fake,
• 58:08
  Speaker 9: a private Instagram account, and he has blocked me. Let's
• 58:12
  Speaker 9: go back to the bottom of the letter. Can I
• 58:14
  Speaker 9: trust this man as my husband? He'd have created a
• 58:20
  Speaker 9: private page and then blocked you. Can I trust this
• 58:27
  Speaker 9: man as my husband? Why did you write? Why are
• 58:30
  Speaker 9: you asking this question? We come back. I'm gonna tell
• 58:32
  Speaker 9: you the rest of it, and I promise you.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, Steve.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: It's just.
• 58:38
  Speaker 10: Of your response coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 58:41
  Speaker 10: the hour.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be more. The same.
• 58:44
  Speaker 11: I know, subject I fell in love with the Cookie Monster.
• 58:50
  Speaker 11: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening Steve
• 58:54
  Speaker 11: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's recap
• 58:57
  Speaker 11: today's Strawberry letters, subject I fell in love with the
• 59:00
  Speaker 11: cookie Monster.
• 59:02
  Speaker 9: This woman wants to know if we think that the
• 59:04
  Speaker 9: cookie Monster's gone for good? Then the next question is
• 59:08
  Speaker 9: can I trust this man? Then her statement was as
• 59:11
  Speaker 9: my husband, And I've showed you all through the letter
• 59:14
  Speaker 9: why you can't trust or why you want to make
• 59:16
  Speaker 9: him your husband. You gave this man your card after
• 59:20
  Speaker 9: he was staring at you in the nail salon. He
• 59:22
  Speaker 9: invited you to his apartment for dinner. He all been
• 59:24
  Speaker 9: together ever since that night, which means you had sex
• 59:27
  Speaker 9: and you been with him ever since. He's a big
• 59:29
  Speaker 9: flirt and a bit too outgoing, and it's always bothered me.
• 59:33
  Speaker 9: So why you're talking about making him your husband? Two
• 59:36
  Speaker 9: years ago, I started checking his phone and he's always
• 59:39
  Speaker 9: talking to different women.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: Okay, your question is how can I trust this man
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: as my husband? Right now?
• 59:45
  Speaker 9: You can't trust him, or don't look like you're gonna
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: make him your husband. Whenever I called him a flirt,
• 59:51
  Speaker 9: he would say he's a people person. Well that's good.
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: He changed the title of that right quick. But why
• 59:57
  Speaker 9: you're talking about making him your husband? He works long hour.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 9: I don't get to see him every day, so that
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 9: bothers me too. We friends on Facebook, but he's always
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 9: said he didn't like Instagram. I guess he changed his
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 9: mind about it because I found out he created a
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 9: private page and he has blocked me. Why do you
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 9: think you can trust him with the private page? And
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 9: then blocked you? Why why you even talking about this
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 9: man being your hug? So I was upset you created
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 9: a fake Instagram account? Send him a free request. He
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 9: let me follow him, and I started flutting with him
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 9: in the DMS.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: Right there.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 9: I asked if he was married or dating anyone. He
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 9: said he has someone special in his life. It's a
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 9: line should have gave you plenty of hope, but it's
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 9: an open relationship. When he snatched that rug right back
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 9: out under your feet, got your hair something, no, you don't.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: I couldn't believe him. I started stalking his comments, and
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 9: then you sent messages to women. You had to stalk
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 9: his comments. And this is a man you want to
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 9: know if you could trust or make your husband. I
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 9: sent messages to several women that left hearts and emojis
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 9: on this pictures. I told him I was his wife.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 9: Four women responded and said they'd had sextioned him within
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 9: the past two years. These is the same two years
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 9: you was dating after you slept with him the first night, right,
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 9: so now the whole time he didn't have four other women.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 9: That's fold that you know about. I printed the message
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 9: confronted him. He said it was all true, and he
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 9: said that I may have assumed we were monogamous, but
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 9: he has never told me that.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: So why are you asking me? And Shirley?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 9: Can I trust this man as my husband when you
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 9: can't trust him as your boyfriend? If you can't trust
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 9: him as your boyfriend, why are you talking about going
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 9: to city any further. He jokingly referred to himself as
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: a cookie monster, and he was trying to get all
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 9: the cookies he could before he settled down. Okay, and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 9: I guess he'll notify you when that's gonna happen, because
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 9: he didn't tell you nothing about the other women, and.
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 2: All this here right now, watch this him.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 9: He said he's in love with me, despite how despite
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 9: how crazy I am acted and he wants to marry
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 9: me one day. Well, that's a hold of them. That's
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 9: what we will pretty good hold of line. I want
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 9: to marry you one day, so that will give you
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 9: enough to hang on?
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Do you think the cookie monster is gone for good?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Want to man? Ask you something? Did he tell you
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: that the cookie monster was gone? Because I didn't hear
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: that and let him?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 9: Did he say that? Everything else he said? He said
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: he didn't like Instagram, he had a fake page. And
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: now he's telling you that he want all the cookies
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 9: he can get. And you still want to know if
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 9: you can trust him with making your husband know the
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 9: cookie Man ain't gone. And of course he said he
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 9: wanted to marry you. That's to hold you, lady, pull
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 9: yourself together. I got you got two years in face,
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 9: but I tell women all this time, you might have
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 9: two years investing and you got two more years to waste.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 9: Quit trying to measure everything with how much time you
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 9: got invested, and ask yourself, how much more time do
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 9: I have in this type of mess that you obviously
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: don't agree.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 2: Not the cookie mon say ain't gonna. He didn't tell
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 2: you he was just like he didn't tell you.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 9: See, you thought you was in a monogamous relationship, but
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 9: he said I never told you that.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 2: He didn't tell you he had a fake account either.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: He didn't tell you he had screwed four women in
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: two years that you found out about.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 9: He ain't told you nothing. What he did tell you
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 9: that he's a people person. You called him a flirt.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 9: He quickly changed that because he don't like that. I'm
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 9: a people person.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 10: I like people, especially women.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I like.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 9: But I'm trying to get all the cookie I can
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 9: for I settled down. Well, he ain't told you when
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 9: he was gonna settle down either, did he. You're in
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 9: a crazy ass relationship for two years. You don't have
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 9: something you think you have man. You don't have a
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 9: monogamous relationship. You don't have a man you can trust.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: And you want a man that told you he wants
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 9: to marry you, but he ain't told you when that
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 9: would be lady, Okay, that's all I got for anybody
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 9: want to ask.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 19: If he is trustless and something wrong with you kept
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 19: signing out stuff and you stayed and he's ready.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: How many cookies you think he got in the cookies? Y'all?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: His hand.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 9: His hand all down at the bottom of the cookie.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 9: He got cookie cross all under his.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 10: Flanking chocolate chef Peanut.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: Pe Care said the vanilla corn cookies. Oh yeah, he
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: like all that.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 11: All right, thanks to you're listening.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 10: Morning show. All right, Steve, come on introduce boy.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: Let's see what's going on in that crazy Anthony Brown.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 19: I have a list of gifts. If you haven't got
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 19: Daddy a gift yet, These some gifts. If you see him,
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 19: damn it, don't get them. Okay, This is what Daddy
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 19: don't want. Okay, A wool lime green housecoat that says
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 19: do it Daddy on the back.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: He don't want that. If you see it.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 19: A gold tooth with a light in it. Now, that
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 19: might be big in Atlanta, but the average daddy don't
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 19: want that.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 19: Wooden shoes with daddy's name in it. Dammit, he don't
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 19: want that. Don't matter with no wooden ass shoes.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: All right. You a chicken feathered vest.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 19: Nobody the hell.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Got your chicken?
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 20: Got your chicken feather vest?
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: Daddy? H what do you think? How about this one?
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 19: This is something Daddy definitely don't want. LaToya Jackson's greatest
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 19: hits on download, which is one damn song? I know
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 19: it's one song, all right, one song. Don't you come
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 19: in that room saying, Daddy, guess what I got you?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 19: Fifty five pound bag of barbecue skins? Fifty five pounds?
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 19: How about beard gum? Who the hell won't beard gum
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 19: don't matter? No damn beard gum beard dum?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: How about this one?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 20: Daddy?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 2: Open the box? Look at that?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 19: I got your pilgrim hat. Why here's something else Daddy
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 19: don't want. He don't want to lap dance from a
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 19: knock kneed cockade stripper. Okay, now you long say a
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 19: lot of them. Yeah, you don't save money on that,
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 19: but he don't want it. To tell you what Daddy
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 19: really won't what he won't Daddy? Won't these nuts go
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 19: to hot in the mofo dot com or the daddy?
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 2: Some of these nuts?
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 14: You work that in.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: Your daddy, so nuts.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 19: Nuts HoTT than dot com for all your nuts needs
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 19: watch I did that that.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 9: Won't You can tell my kids some I don't want
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 9: what I don't want the other damn.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Shoe hord you got them all this one right here.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: You ain't even gotta bend over, daddy, you're just standing up.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: I could be in over put my damns.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 10: All right, we gotta go, guys. Happy Father's Day. Thank
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 10: you Jay. You're listening Party Morning show. So school is
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 10: about to end.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 11: We all know that, all of us who have kids
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 11: or kids in school or whatever. Yeah, oh, some people
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 11: are out. Yeah, so schools and school is about to
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: end for a lot more. And all you want to
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 11: do is party all summer. Okay, but this year parents
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 11: are telling kids no partying, get a job. All right,
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 11: you've been partying all year? Yeah they are so so guys,
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 11: I wanted to ask you what was your first summer job?
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 11: Remembinds about you know, tell us about your first summer job.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: I was outside. I was cutting y'all all through the neighborhood.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 10: How old?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: We're all more gas can me and two buddies and
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: we cut y'alls. It was making money.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 10: How old were you?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 10: How old are you?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 11: Wow, you were really young? And that was your first
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 11: job and business sounds like first time.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: We were splitting money three different ways.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 14: You know.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 2: They used to actually have an edgin before they you know,
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 2: there used to be a piece of equipment. Don was
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 2: weeding to turn the sideways. And that's how the ends.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: What I was cutting, my boy was edged. I'm like
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: he over there sweeping. He really did? He spreading this
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: wrong the way he.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: Got too much.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: But you couldn't go back.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Whatever you agreed upon.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 14: That's what I had to do that.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right, Jack, your first job summer.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 19: Joe, My very first real good job was at what
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 19: I'm updating have this restaurant. It was called upon the
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 19: Rosa Steakhouse. Even for West Columbia. It was in West Columbia.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 19: I lived in Columbia, which meant you had to catch
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 19: the bus to go across the bridge. The last bus
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 19: would leave at ten o'clock. I got out for ten thirty,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 19: and you had to dress like a cowboy, like a
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 19: real cowboy.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 14: Hey.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 19: You had to wear the cowboy shirt with the scarf
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 19: around the neck that the cowboy had. And you didn't
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 19: have to wear boots, but if you had boots yet,
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 19: but you had to wear jeans. Now that meant I
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 19: had to walk across the bridge dressed like a cowboy
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 19: to catch the last buster, to catch the last.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 20: When I tell you, I heard the in words so much.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 19: Not only did they say it, sometimes they wouldn't even
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 19: go all the way to the end of the bridge.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 19: They turned around and come back and call me the
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 19: inward that in word cowboys.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 20: What I remember mostly.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Traumatizing cowboy.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 8: I have a little.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: I was too dumb.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I was too dumb to change clothes. I kept it on.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 10: All right, You've had so many jobs.
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: When I ain't that one right there?
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 10: Summer job.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean my first job, my very first job
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: was I diated myself. I was an entrepreneur.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 9: I bought a red fly wagon with the gates on it,
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 9: with the red with the red sides on it. And
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 9: I didn't allow my friends. Yeah you know, wasn't no
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 9: riding in my wagon, pull it up down the street
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 9: and all that. What you couldn't do that this will
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 9: work wagon. I just woke up in the morning and
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 9: left my house about nine. How are you probably eight?
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: N I left. I left that house about eight nine.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 9: Taty drugged my wagon looking for pop bottles, and I
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 9: put a pop bottle in my wagon because you could
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 9: turn in pop bottles for two cents, and my goal
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 9: was to find fifty pop bottles before I went home
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 9: for lunch, and that was a dollar. And then when
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  Speaker 9: I got through, I get back out there with my wagon.
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  Speaker 9: I play a little bit, but I dragged my wagon
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  Speaker 9: and I tried to make another dollar after lunch, and
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  Speaker 9: then that was my day.
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  Speaker 2: I'm making two dollars a day.
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  Speaker 10: Huh.
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  Speaker 2: And I was hustling quirk wagon.
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  Speaker 10: All right, we'll let more. I'm the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: It's twenty minutes after the hour. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 11: Summertime means you may see an increase of bugs and insects,
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  Speaker 11: the thing one of the things I hate most in life.
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  Speaker 11: So you guys think is the most hated insect or
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  Speaker 11: bug in America?
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  Speaker 10: What do you think it is? Steve? Good guest, Jules,
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  Speaker 10: what do you think it's the damn roach? Okay, what
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  Speaker 10: about your nephew?
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  Speaker 2: Give me a question of the holiday.
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  Speaker 14: Shame?
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  Speaker 10: No, what's the most hated bug in America?
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  Speaker 14: What do you think that is?
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  Speaker 1: Ants?
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  Speaker 10: That's the most hated bug in America? Okay, okay, twice.
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  Speaker 10: Well not surprising, Steve, you were right.
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  Speaker 2: It is the roach.
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  Speaker 10: The cockroach. Thirty nine percent of Americans.
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  Speaker 9: They hate them because it symbolizes an infestation, It symbolizes
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  Speaker 9: dan your crill you nasty, You can't you You can
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  Speaker 9: explain a mosquito, but when a roach come across the table,
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  Speaker 9: you can't explain.
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  Speaker 2: Your black has just slide on.
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  Speaker 11: So yeah, spiders, ants, mosquitoes, termites, ticks, bees, and wasps
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  Speaker 11: in that order. All right, we'll have more of the
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  Speaker 11: Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty three minutes
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  Speaker 11: after the hour you're.
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  Speaker 10: Listening Harvey Morning Show. It is time now for a
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  Speaker 10: round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather date someone who doesn't get your favorite movie?
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  Speaker 11: Or would you rather date someone who can't stand the
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  Speaker 11: music you like?
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  Speaker 9: Oh, if you don't get my favorite movie, that's cool.
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  Speaker 9: But if you don't like us when it's five, there's
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  Speaker 9: no weight, there's no way.
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  Speaker 10: It's finished, before it even started.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna like my moods.
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  Speaker 12: I'm sorry, you just yeah, it's your favorite movie. Oh,
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  Speaker 12: color purple? You know if you ain't with the color purple, I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Right on the cite on I said, the pressing ass
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  Speaker 2: movie you got you got to like the color purple.
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  Speaker 9: Now your scenes and all the poems living there sit
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  Speaker 9: the man date you.
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  Speaker 2: You don't like color purple? You don't know, man, damn
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  Speaker 2: that music.
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  Speaker 1: Turn jon and you're talking about who is that?
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  Speaker 2: We came not Jonas.
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  Speaker 1: It's over Junior, all right, all right on the road.
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  Speaker 9: Trip and you got number Hank Williams on this thing.
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  Speaker 9: Hend I'll just drive off into the coin feeling.
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  Speaker 14: All right?
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  Speaker 10: So would you rather take your kids or your in
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  Speaker 10: laws with you on date?
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  Speaker 2: Which ones? Laws? I had to take my kids. See,
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  Speaker 2: y'all got young kids, my kids grown? I take my
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  Speaker 2: in laws. This would be the worst date.
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  Speaker 18: What happened?
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  Speaker 1: What's gonna happen?
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  Speaker 9: First of all, man, they don't eat right. They be
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  Speaker 9: in restaurants with questions stuff. Y'all got punk chops restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: They brave the man. They bring my mother in law food.
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  Speaker 2: Do y'all have gravy? Mama? Everybody ain't got here. They
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  Speaker 2: just got a pot of gravy sitting on the stoke.
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  Speaker 2: Well they need a sauce on it or something. But
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  Speaker 2: it ain't great.
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  Speaker 10: I don't cook, like what about you, nephew.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with the kids, but I don't have
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  Speaker 2: in laws, so I'd have to go to the kids.
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  Speaker 2: I know. I'm used to the kids. I can have
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  Speaker 2: them all day.
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  Speaker 12: I know how to preoccupied her last one?
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather be rich and alone? Rich and alone
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  Speaker 11: or poor with true love your soulmate? A Hey, I'm
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  Speaker 11: going with rich her time.
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  Speaker 2: Rich and alone. You won't know it, but I had
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  Speaker 2: many people over this seat. Rich and alone. That's a
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  Speaker 2: beautiful thing. Or she might not stay well for two
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  Speaker 2: hours though.
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  Speaker 10: All right, that's today's round of would you rather?
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  Speaker 11: Coming up at forty nine minutes after be our we'll
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  Speaker 11: close out the show and we'll have our last break
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  Speaker 11: right after this.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show. All right, Steve, here we are
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  Speaker 10: last break of the day on this Tuesday. You have
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  Speaker 10: some closing remarks for us.
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  Speaker 17: I know you do.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been talking to you all a few times
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  Speaker 9: about this thing that I've started doing and every morning,
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  Speaker 9: this morning meditation. It's a series of things I do.
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  Speaker 9: You don't have to do it, man, everybody has to
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  Speaker 9: pick their own way to go about it. I just
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  Speaker 9: decided because of a scripture that I read Psalms five
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  Speaker 9: and three and Psalms five and three it just talks
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  Speaker 9: about in the morning. It just talk about when you
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  Speaker 9: talk to God in the morning, you're asking him to
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  Speaker 9: hear your voice. And then after you ask him to
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  Speaker 9: hear your voice of everything you pray and talk to
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  Speaker 9: him about asking to show gratitude. You wait in expectation
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  Speaker 9: of all these things to happen in your life.
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  Speaker 2: You know nothing.
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  Speaker 9: Look, everything you ask are not gonna happen today. But
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  Speaker 9: you spend your day in expectation that God is going
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  Speaker 9: to do something to move you closer to your goals,
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  Speaker 9: your dreams, your visions, and especially to Him. But what
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  Speaker 9: I have learned about this morning meditation and it has
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  Speaker 9: bought about a peace in my life that I've never
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  Speaker 9: had before. I'm just sharing it with everybody because I'd
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  Speaker 9: like for you all to try it. Look, they got
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  Speaker 9: these daily inspiration books all over the place. The one
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  Speaker 9: I got is called Enjoying Peace in His Presence by
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  Speaker 9: Sarah Young. It's just a three hundred and sixty five
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  Speaker 9: day devotion, or you can pick anyone you want.
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  Speaker 2: You know how.
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  Speaker 9: They have a little message of the day and then
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  Speaker 9: they back it up with a couple of scriptures. And look, man,
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  Speaker 9: I'm not being religious with you at all, because your
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  Speaker 9: faith doesn't matter to me. I'm just talking about a method,
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  Speaker 9: this morning meditation, and what I do is what it
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  Speaker 9: does is is after I get through meditating and say
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  Speaker 9: the Lord's Prayer, and I read my little daily daily inspiration.
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  Speaker 9: I got a Bible app and I do my verse
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  Speaker 9: of the day, and then I go look it up
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  Speaker 9: in the Bible, and I look it up in a
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  Speaker 9: New Living Testament so I can understand the real words.
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  Speaker 9: And before I close out, I pull out my list
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  Speaker 9: of everything that I'm thanking God for, which is a
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  Speaker 9: full sheet of paper. And then I have a second
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  Speaker 9: sheet of paper that stuff I'm asking God for, which
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  Speaker 9: is another full sheet of paper. What I've learned in
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  Speaker 9: this meditation is that it has given me a piece
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  Speaker 9: that has transcended my intellect.
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  Speaker 2: And what I mean by that is what I've discovered.
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  Speaker 9: What's happening to me and it might be happening to
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  Speaker 9: a lot of you, is when most of your mental
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  Speaker 9: energy goes into trying to figure everything out, which I
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  Speaker 9: can't tell you how much of my morning I used
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  Speaker 9: to wake up in the morning and began to figure
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  Speaker 9: every try to figure everything out. When you're trying to
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  Speaker 9: figure it out, the peace that God can really give you,
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  Speaker 9: you're not capable of receiving that because you in the
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  Speaker 9: way with your mindset. See you so busy trying to
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  Speaker 9: figure it out that you don't leave room for God,
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  Speaker 9: and what God does. God kind of looks in your
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  Speaker 9: head and probably looking at all these thoughts spinning around
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  Speaker 9: and around and going nowhere and accomplishing nothing, and all
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  Speaker 9: the while, this piece that He has for me had
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  Speaker 9: been kind of hovering over my head, searching for a
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  Speaker 9: place to land. But I wasn't given his peace a
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  Speaker 9: place to land in my head because I had it
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  Speaker 9: so jumbled up with thoughts of how to figure it out,
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  Speaker 9: what I'm gonna do, who should I call, what should
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  Speaker 9: I say? How do I respond? And for the past
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  Speaker 9: month I've stopped doing that. All of a sudden, it
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  Speaker 9: just gave me an incredible peace that he had been
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  Speaker 9: trying to give to me for years. I wish I
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  Speaker 9: had learned this a long time ago, but maybe it
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  Speaker 9: can help you out the way it has helped me.
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  Speaker 9: But I guess we all learned stuff as we go along.
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  Speaker 9: You know, we are all slowly becoming the person that
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  Speaker 9: we should have been a long time goal. I also
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  Speaker 9: learned of late that it takes your entire life to
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  Speaker 9: find out everything there is to find out about yourself
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  Speaker 9: to be who.
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  Speaker 2: You really are. It takes your entire life.
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  Speaker 9: This person that I become has become a person more
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  Speaker 9: at peace as all the controversy and things swoil around me.
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  Speaker 9: God has given me a real calmness in the eye
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  Speaker 9: of the hurricane. And we all can be the center
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  Speaker 9: of the hurricane if we just refuse to step out
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  Speaker 9: and to swirl us around us. And it's all around us.
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  Speaker 9: It's relative to who you are. Some swels appear bigger
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  Speaker 9: than other swirls because of the level you've reached in life.
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  Speaker 9: Some people might look over there and go, man, that
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  Speaker 9: ain't nothing, But in they world, it could be everything.
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  Speaker 9: It could be monumentous.
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  Speaker 2: So who am I?
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  Speaker 9: Because it's all relative as to where we are. You know,
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  Speaker 9: we all got our different crosses to bear. But the
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  Speaker 9: one thing I've learned about this morning meditation, and it
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  Speaker 9: has given me a peace beyond my intellect, and it
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  Speaker 9: has caused me to just have a calmness that I
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  Speaker 9: haven't had in a long time. And I don't have
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  Speaker 9: to respond to everything. Because everything that somebody's saying about you,
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  Speaker 9: and everything that somebody's doing towards you, that's meant for evil.
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  Speaker 9: That ain't your business. And don't make it yours. Don't
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  Speaker 9: even worry about it. Those people have no idea that
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  Speaker 9: God's weighs are as high above the earth as the heavens.
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  Speaker 9: They have no idea. They just operating in their own
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  Speaker 9: little cocoon, thinking they staring up something because they got
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  Speaker 9: some likes or something like that. Hey, y'all, don't get
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 9: in that. Don't worry about ten people. If you love
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 9: God and you a child of his, He's working on
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 9: your behalf even when it looks like it's a mess
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  Speaker 9: out there. All you got to do is stay at
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  Speaker 9: the eye of the hurricane. Don't get in the swirl,
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  Speaker 9: don't go out there. If you stay centered in Him,
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  Speaker 9: he'll give you a piece that transcends all your intellect.
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  Speaker 9: That's what the morning meditation has done for me. I
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  Speaker 9: would invite you all to try it yourself. All right,
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  Speaker 9: that's it today. Those are my closing remarks. Enjoy your day, listen,
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  Speaker 9: talk to God today. He would absolutely love to hear
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  Speaker 9: from you.
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