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Elves Strike, Biden Lovechild, Gordon Sondland, PImpin' NFL Picks more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time of y'all don't know, y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit on the back down, giving them more like
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  Speaker 1: theming buck bus things in the cubby me good it, Steh,
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  Speaker 1: listen to the movie together for stum. Please, I don't
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  Speaker 1: join join me in doing me. Honey, you gotta turn you,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta turn turn turn, got to turn out turn
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  Speaker 1: the water the water go. Come come on your back
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  Speaker 1: at it. Uh huh. I show well a good mar
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  Speaker 1: than everybody you are listening to the voice, Come on
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  Speaker 1: dig me now for one and only. Steve Harvey got
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  Speaker 1: a radio show, Yeah man, got one. Hey. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I thought I think of my life in terms of blessings.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I take mostly a positive approach and a
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  Speaker 1: positive spin to my life. I hardly ever dwell on
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  Speaker 1: you know, the what's well. I can't say that I
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  Speaker 1: don't think about the what's wrong in it because I
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  Speaker 1: have to, because I have to address problems as they arise.
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  Speaker 1: But I try not to let them consume me. I
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  Speaker 1: let the consumption part be about the blessings, the positive
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  Speaker 1: things that has occurred in my life, the good things
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  Speaker 1: that God has done for me, the power that He's
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  Speaker 1: displayed in my life, the protection he's given me over
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  Speaker 1: the years, to being tucked under his wings. I focus
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  Speaker 1: on the things that he promises me. I think of
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  Speaker 1: all all the goodness that I perceived to come my way.
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  Speaker 1: I think that has a lot to do with me
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: learning more and more about the law of attraction in
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  Speaker 1: terms of you know, what you think and what you
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  Speaker 1: put out into space, and what you pray about is
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  Speaker 1: what you receive, you know, and so I've become better
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  Speaker 1: and better at that. It's not to say that I'm
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  Speaker 1: I'm not human and I don't have moments where I
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  Speaker 1: think a little bit too long about what's going wrong
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  Speaker 1: and what enemy is about to attack and what they're
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  Speaker 1: going to do and saying and all of this is his.
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  Speaker 1: That's not to say that I'm not concerned about it.
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  Speaker 1: But I try to duel mostly on the positive. And
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  Speaker 1: one of the things that I learned, you can have
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  Speaker 1: an incredible life, all of us. We can have incredible
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  Speaker 1: lives if we just let God drive. See. The problem
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  Speaker 1: that I had years ago was I was the driver
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  Speaker 1: of my life, and I was taking myself into directions
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  Speaker 1: that I thought would be best for me, and I
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  Speaker 1: aimed at things that I thought I could accomplish, and
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  Speaker 1: I set goals that I saw myself being able to attain.
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  Speaker 1: I was driving when I gave up and I let
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  Speaker 1: God drive. I then opened up my mind and my
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  Speaker 1: spirit to what God had for me, For what God
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  Speaker 1: could see for me, for what God could do in
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  Speaker 1: my life, well, for what God wanted for me. Now
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  Speaker 1: he wanted for me and he wanted of me. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's the connection that you got to try to make.
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  Speaker 1: Not try, that's the connection that you got to make
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  Speaker 1: to really get it. Now, listen to me. What I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you to do is do like me. Don't
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  Speaker 1: be afraid of the what for of the what he
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  Speaker 1: wants you to do? Part see, because that ain't gonna
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  Speaker 1: be nearly as demanding and as all setting as you
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  Speaker 1: think it's gonna be. See. I thought that if I
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  Speaker 1: did God's will, that if I let God tell me
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  Speaker 1: what to do, that it would cause me to not
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  Speaker 1: to be able to do a certain some things I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to do well, which is true. But the stuff
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to do was all detrimental to my well
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  Speaker 1: being and my future and my growth and development as
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  Speaker 1: a man. I was stopping my own growth as a man,
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  Speaker 1: because see, I was doing what I thought I should
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  Speaker 1: do as a man. But when you give it over
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  Speaker 1: to God, to God has a much better plan for
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  Speaker 1: you than you can ever have for yourself. And God
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  Speaker 1: knows a better way, far better than the one you know.
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  Speaker 1: I want you to believe that. Man, you gotta understand
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  Speaker 1: that part of it. And that's the part that I
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  Speaker 1: finally got through my head to let God do it
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  Speaker 1: his way and to show me a better way, and
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  Speaker 1: to teach me a better way and expose to me
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  Speaker 1: a better way. And when I opened up my mind
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  Speaker 1: to what God was talking about, I began to see
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  Speaker 1: things totally differently, and things started coming to me totally differently.
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  Speaker 1: If you've been a friend of mine or a fan
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  Speaker 1: of mine over the years, I mean, you've had to
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  Speaker 1: see it, the change. You've had to see the difference.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, and I acknowledge that every chance I get,
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  Speaker 1: because I promise God I would, and I hope that
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  Speaker 1: I'm not falling short in that category. But then again,
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  Speaker 1: if I told it all day long, would he done
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  Speaker 1: for me? I still wouldn't have enough time to really
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  Speaker 1: explain thoroughly what He's done for me, Because it's such
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  Speaker 1: a continuous growth in me. But now that's not to
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  Speaker 1: say that I'm finished or I'm done or I'm complete,
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  Speaker 1: because I'm still shocked. You can't be him. You can
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  Speaker 1: strive for perfection. I hear people saying it all the time.
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  Speaker 1: I applaud you for saying you want to be perfect,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't and you can't. So you quit saying it.
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  Speaker 1: You quit saying it to me, quit saying it to
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  Speaker 1: other people. I'm seeking a life of perfection, but it's
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  Speaker 1: something that you cannot have because he said you can't
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  Speaker 1: do it. But that's what he'd have for. He'd have
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  Speaker 1: for the moments when you stumble and you fall, and
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  Speaker 1: you go stumble and fall. See, you got to get
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  Speaker 1: that part right. Man to stumbling falling part is coming.
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  Speaker 1: But see you get God in your life and it
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  Speaker 1: helps you so that you don't stumble, fall, wallow, roll over,
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  Speaker 1: laid air, languish. That's what God is for. So when
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  Speaker 1: you stumbling, fall, you get back up. Because you're going
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  Speaker 1: to make mistakes. You're going to get it wrong. You're
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  Speaker 1: going to come under attack, You're going to be lied about,
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  Speaker 1: you are going to be falsely accused. That's going to
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  Speaker 1: happen to you the moment you make a decision to
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  Speaker 1: do better, the moment you try to be more. The
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  Speaker 1: devil got to send his attackers, man, and he controls
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  Speaker 1: certain people. He just got people as on his side
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  Speaker 1: twenty four seven. You know him too. You've all met
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  Speaker 1: one or two of them in your life. They're just
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  Speaker 1: busy with the business of nothingness. They just be about
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  Speaker 1: to do about the destruction of others. You said, I
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  Speaker 1: know him, you know him. They coming. But here's what
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  Speaker 1: you got to hold fast too. They can't take away
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  Speaker 1: nothing from you that God gave you. They didn't make you. See,
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  Speaker 1: people who claim to have made you, if they're so
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  Speaker 1: in to make you business, why don't they make theyselves?
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  Speaker 1: Or if they ain't with you no more, and they're
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  Speaker 1: so busy in them I made you business, why don't
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  Speaker 1: they make somebody else? Since since you want to get
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  Speaker 1: credit from making somebody make yourself, if you're responsible for
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  Speaker 1: someone else's success, then you should easily be able to
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  Speaker 1: take claim and be responsible for your own success. See,
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  Speaker 1: be careful of that, and don't and don't don't change
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  Speaker 1: your course because somebody is attacking you with that. I
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  Speaker 1: just hope man, that I'm giving it to God the
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  Speaker 1: way I said I would give it to him, that
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  Speaker 1: I would unload every chance I got that I was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to without being you know, or here he come again?
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  Speaker 1: You know. I try not to be that, But man,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what else to be for the first
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  Speaker 1: twelve minutes of my show. What else you want me
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  Speaker 1: to say? I got four hours. I can't give God
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  Speaker 1: twelve twelve minutes, man, I mean, for real, Steve, come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, let's look at this right here. If you're
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  Speaker 1: given honor to God just twelve minutes out the day, dog,
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  Speaker 1: he gave you twenty four hours of luxury in life
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  Speaker 1: and breath and hope and promise, you ain't got twelve
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  Speaker 1: minutes to give him out the day. That don't make
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  Speaker 1: no sense. What an exchange, What a wonderful life God
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  Speaker 1: has given me in exchange for so small of effort
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  Speaker 1: that I put forth. Don't let the effort you got
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  Speaker 1: to put forth to God seems so dawning that you
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  Speaker 1: don't attempt to do it, because man, it seems like
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  Speaker 1: a lot. It ain't nothing to compare to what he'd
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  Speaker 1: be given us for real. So if you want a
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  Speaker 1: real life. You want a real shot at what you
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  Speaker 1: can be, what you can have, what you can own,
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  Speaker 1: what you can become who you really are. Go to God,
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  Speaker 1: let him fix you. Man. That's all you're listening show.
• 10:02
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen might have you undivided attention. Please. This
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  Speaker 1: is morning time. This is Steve Harvey Morning showtime. This
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  Speaker 1: and the day that the Lord has made. Grateful and gratitude,
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Steve. I thought it was dry. That was real. Drive.
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  Speaker 1: That was drying. Morning Happy that dry, That wasn't drive. Everybody.
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  Speaker 1: Referred to me as post chemo baby. I'm in these streets,
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  Speaker 1: are you lou anymore? I'm out here in the street
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  Speaker 1: and the food you coming, ya ya. I'm in the
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  Speaker 1: building like a Steve. It's Friday morning. Baby. Let's get it, man,
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  Speaker 1: Let's get it. Many a man, we love you. Just
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  Speaker 1: feel a Friday feels different than any other damn day week.
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  Speaker 1: It just feels different. Yeah, Pastor Joe old Since said
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  Speaker 1: make everyday Friday, make it every day of fun. I
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  Speaker 1: like starting something funny. Make every day feeling Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. Well,
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  Speaker 1: welcome back to work and to the show. Jay, are
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  Speaker 1: What'd you be doing? Jam? We're working. I got writing
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  Speaker 1: books again, have a new book today that we're doing
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  Speaker 1: later on. Yes, that's right, he does, like one a
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  Speaker 1: week or something. Who is that? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know it tinker Bell? I guess is that tinker
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  Speaker 1: Bell calling? Who? Who is that? We just got to
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  Speaker 1: work know what it is? Of course it's sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know you didn't say of talking to somebody and back.
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  Speaker 1: She don't know where she wanted to live, Yeah, she ma,
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  Speaker 1: I'm dog it is crazy where she made the decision.
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  Speaker 1: I don't get connected to nothing. She moved this time
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  Speaker 1: called Monica movie. It don't be connected to nobody moving
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  Speaker 1: this morning show. I don't get it. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: what she got doing. I moved because of that she
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  Speaker 1: did Monica single, Monica go like she want to go.
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  Speaker 1: Monica moved and sh I'm moved lonely. Sure what I
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  Speaker 1: want to do? To talk to your damn husband? I did, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna get it. She moved, called Monica when
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  Speaker 1: she moved, move bring that backley move. He think you
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  Speaker 1: all are gonna lead me here? The single he could
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  Speaker 1: do what he want to do. I could do what
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  Speaker 1: I want to do to come up, coming up at
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  Speaker 1: thirty two after the hour, the elves. The elves are
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  Speaker 1: on strike. Tommy's gonna tell you about it, right, I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with that. You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 1: Christmas is fast approaching. We all know that time to
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  Speaker 1: get the toys together. However, the elves, I didn't know this.
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  Speaker 1: The elves are on stripe and you guys are here
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  Speaker 1: with some grievances. Uh. I got this. I got this
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  Speaker 1: summer having listened myself because it's something that I'm I'm
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  Speaker 1: good at doing because I'm a former union man and elves.
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  Speaker 1: Elves have decided it came to me with them a
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  Speaker 1: lot of complaints and I'm being they representative. Now. We
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  Speaker 1: wanted Timmy to stand up for him, but then he
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: was already standing up. They went, we need somebody that's
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: standing up for it, that look like they actually standing,
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  Speaker 1: So I said I would do it. The elves this
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  Speaker 1: year are going on strike. Well they haven't gone on yet,
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: but they're threatening to go on strike. The elves and
• 14:43
  Speaker 1: wanting to sit out this year. Santa Claus is having
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  Speaker 1: trouble because he's trying to talk to these damn elves
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  Speaker 1: about their concern So I'm here with their grievances and
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  Speaker 1: I want to start by saying, these are the elves
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  Speaker 1: grievouss and I will be preparing these statements on behalf
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  Speaker 1: of the Ill Foundation. We the elves who work at
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  Speaker 1: the North Pole, are requesting the following changes. Please show
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  Speaker 1: your support through our website www dot help elves dot com.
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: If you're gonna help the elves, help elves dot com, Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: don't act like you do. So you know what we
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  Speaker 1: re complaints that the elves have, and here we go.
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  Speaker 1: Number one problem that they have it we the elves
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  Speaker 1: would like to stop making these damn wooden toys. No,
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  Speaker 1: no kid won't no damn wooden toy. And we've been
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  Speaker 1: making them for years Okay, ain't nobody asks for now
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  Speaker 1: one of you? Wouldn't we these wooden pigs block? They
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  Speaker 1: got real toys. Now. Secondly, we the elms, are requesting
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  Speaker 1: to have a casual Friday. So when we got to
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  Speaker 1: wear these stupid ass uniform, tight ass pants, these pointed hats.
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  Speaker 1: We want a casual frid voicing the concerns and elves
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  Speaker 1: have and and considered on going on strike, and they
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to convey this to sent across and everybody listen,
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  Speaker 1: We the elves would like to request a thirty minute
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  Speaker 1: smoke break. They smash, We smoke, and then we want
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  Speaker 1: to be able to go outside and smoke whatever we want.
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: They try making these without it pills. Don't get high.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the next playing on behalf of the hells Elves.
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  Speaker 1: We the alves have voted to eliminate bring your kids
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  Speaker 1: to work day. The truth of the matter is elves
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  Speaker 1: really don't like kids. We don't damn that because they
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  Speaker 1: think we kids too. Just because we shot get your
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: damn hands off of me. I drove here into slave.
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  Speaker 1: Next complaint that they have we the elves are uncomfortable
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  Speaker 1: wearing knees. Damn funny toe shoes that herd did. We
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  Speaker 1: want crocs to be the new official Elves shoes, Crocs
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  Speaker 1: and gators to be the new el Shoot the elves,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing complain. You don't act like you ain't with them.
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  Speaker 1: You're trying to add a complaint. You ain't Elves and
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  Speaker 1: pilgrims have the same shot. Do you know I'm not
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. Well, let's quit playing this game. Next complaint,
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  Speaker 1: We the elves do not like elves shirts and pants.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't got no damn pockets, and we want to
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  Speaker 1: start using fanny paths so when we go outside to
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: take our smoke break, we'll have our stuff with the
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: next complaint, We the elves understand that we on the
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  Speaker 1: North pole, but some of the younger elves wants to
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  Speaker 1: cut back on the heat being so high all the
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  Speaker 1: time in the workshop. The older els is fine, but
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  Speaker 1: swear old people. We the elms, would like to assign
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  Speaker 1: ten els each year to ride around with Senna, because
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  Speaker 1: we think it's unfair that we make all the damn
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  Speaker 1: toys and we don't ever get going on fat ass,
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  Speaker 1: just be packing up the sled with the rain d
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  Speaker 1: damn it. We made the toys a couple more quickly.
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  Speaker 1: We the els we still love miss Claus and we
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  Speaker 1: know she's very nice and she's never too busy to
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: being down and give us a hook. But we still
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: would like to know exactly what do she do up here?
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  Speaker 1: The cooks, the cooks for everybody. We ain't had nothing
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  Speaker 1: from her. We got at last, we're not least. We
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  Speaker 1: the Ale support the me too movement. That's real strong
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  Speaker 1: up here, and some of the female ales are requesting
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: that's Santa refrain from saying ho ho ho ho. And
• 20:20
  Speaker 1: on that note, we're gonna go go is up next. Man,
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at
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  Speaker 1: the top of the hour and entertainment news Hunter Biden,
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  Speaker 1: you are the father. You guys heard about this one right,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we'll tell you about this and just oh
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  Speaker 1: wait till you hear about this well, we'll have some
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  Speaker 1: national news as well at the time of the hour.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, though the nephew in the building would run
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: that prank back, what you got for his nast I
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  Speaker 1: got curry goat, so curry Gord. Let's go cat dog. Hello, Hello, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach your um mister, because mister, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Benjamin Dixon. Trevor is my son. He goes
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  Speaker 1: to school with your son. Now, yeah, uh, he went
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  Speaker 1: to a birthday party that your son had last weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Am I right? Yes, Well listen, I understand. Listen, I
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  Speaker 1: have a problem with you, mister, because I understand that
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  Speaker 1: you all are Jamaican and from Jamaica. But listen, you guys,
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  Speaker 1: serve the children curry goat. You don't serve kids curry goat.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody's child doesn't eat curry goat pee? What happened to?
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: What happened to ice cream and cake and punch and
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: maybe even a pizza at a birthday party for kids?
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  Speaker 1: But curry goat? That's out of the question. Oh you
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  Speaker 1: all you mean? But I'm gonna understand we are all?
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  Speaker 1: You mean? You mean let them anything? But what you're
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  Speaker 1: bo bredgren? So what we you're calling both? Oh you mean?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you mean you have a problem with me? Oh
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: you have a problem with me. I got a problem.
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  Speaker 1: I got a problem with any parents who who decides
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  Speaker 1: on their own that somebody else's child it's okay to
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  Speaker 1: feed them some curry go My child don't eat no goat.
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  Speaker 1: We eat chicken. We eat steak, we eat cow. We
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  Speaker 1: don't eat curry. Goat yo eat it got a birthday
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  Speaker 1: a party? Door He means start Burtney a party. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you. If you would have called me to
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  Speaker 1: deal with something, talk some rude bore, then call me
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  Speaker 1: when you're when you're on buying a guan rum by
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  Speaker 1: me and a Bregreen we cause you don't know who
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  Speaker 1: we are dealing with it all okay, I need you
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  Speaker 1: to slow it down for me. Man, I understanding nothing
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  Speaker 1: you're saying. Tell me for Floyton. Don't you call me.
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  Speaker 1: something like this, Hunter Biden, you are the father. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Hunter Biden took a DNA test. It turns out he
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  Speaker 1: is one hundred percent the father of a fifteen month
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  Speaker 1: old love child. Okay. Earlier, Hunter had denied having sex
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  Speaker 1: with London Alexis Roberts, who claimed in a court filing
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  Speaker 1: Hunter was the father. London Alexis, she is he Mary.
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  Speaker 1: I think they're not together right now or something. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you fifteen month old? All right here, let me finish
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  Speaker 1: Alexis Roberts claimed in a court filing that Hunter was
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  Speaker 1: the father. Record show that the DNA test proved it
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  Speaker 1: with scientific certainty. That's one hundred percent. She se child
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  Speaker 1: support and protection for the baby by the US Secret Service.
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  Speaker 1: She wants the baby to be protected by the City
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  Speaker 1: of the United States. Uh. Yeah, she gave birth in
• 30:12
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  Speaker 1: baby grandchild. No, no, listen, but you have to be
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  Speaker 1: you marriage somewhere. Here's the answer to you. Guys this question. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's separated. At the time, Hunter Biden was in a relationship.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. I forgot about this with his
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  Speaker 1: brother's widow. That's right, that's what it was. The romance
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  Speaker 1: was revealed about the time. He's separated. Yeah, oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: wait a minute, what he was his brother's widow? Wi
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: no bow, he passed away. Yeah, he was a relationship
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  Speaker 1: was separate. He was separated from his wife. Alright, we
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  Speaker 1: need another candidate. This don't ain't this o lord? Yeah,
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: he has three adult daughter penises. Can we can we
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  Speaker 1: Hunter started dating her. Yes, not was Hunter Mary. Yeah,
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: but he was paraded. He was separated. He was separated
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  Speaker 1: and started dating his brother's widow. Yeah, and then he
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  Speaker 1: had another chick that he got pregnant. Baby mama. There
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  Speaker 1: you go, see you go? Is doing two damn much.
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  Speaker 1: He's a man. Yeah, that hunter be hunting. Don't he
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  Speaker 1: need to hunt for a walgreen? Nobody need to hunt
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  Speaker 1: for Walgreen. Well, a hearing has been scheduled for December second.
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  Speaker 1: Uh in this praternity suit and the baby lives in Arkansas. Yeah,
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: all right, that's right there, because he didn't then drove
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• 32:45
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• 32:50
  Speaker 1: thank you very much. Ann, Good morning everybody. This is
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: answered with the news and yesterday's impeachment hearings. In the
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: President Trump's actions regarding Ukraine, lawmakers heard from two other witnesses,
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  Speaker 1: both as defying about Trump's alleged attempts to leverage much
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  Speaker 1: Both witnesses, Fiona Hill, she was a former national security
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  Speaker 1: Ukraine expert, and David Holmes, a stafford at the US
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  Speaker 1: Trump ask Ambassador Sonlin, is he going to do the investigation? Yes, sir.
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  Speaker 1: In fact, Holmes says he actually overheard the phone call
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• 33:54
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• 33:57
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• 34:01
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  Speaker 1: Trump friend Benjamin and Yah, who was in legal trouble.
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• 34:32
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  Speaker 1: Somebody to jump off? Something about something and somebody to
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• 40:43
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• 40:48
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• 40:52
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  Speaker 1: I didn't breath. You were putting some old baby in
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: the greens fault. I didn't hear you. I like seafood
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  Speaker 1: in my greens. Yeah, something is about to jump out.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: All right, here's another one. Y'all already doesn't miss one game,
• 41:26
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• 41:29
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• 41:32
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  Speaker 1: all right, this this is definitely this is definitely is
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: something about the jump out. The lady you didn't come
• 41:58
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• 42:03
  Speaker 1: every damn thing she said. It is just so yeah,
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: right there, it's on the floor. Eat. Oh she funny?
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Huh okay, why you don't only funny? Yeah? What is
• 42:28
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• 42:31
  Speaker 1: know what? Tell me the joke so I can laugh.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: I wanted to joke and they never do know you laughing?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: You're laughing, baby? So what was the joke? Come on?
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: It was just a joke. No no, no, no, no no.
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: I want to hear the complete joke beginning. But the
• 42:55
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• 43:01
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• 43:03
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• 43:06
  Speaker 1: Did you just tell me the joke? Because I'm funny? Baby?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: You was right there, you heard the joke. You know,
• 43:12
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• 43:15
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• 43:20
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• 43:25
  Speaker 1: it was funny. You know what? You know what? Hey, hey, hey,
• 43:27
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• 43:30
  Speaker 1: wasn't that damn funny? Matter of fact, I wasn't even
• 43:33
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• 43:42
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• 43:49
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• 43:51
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• 43:55
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• 43:56
  Speaker 1: okay something, Yeah, yeah, that's all right, thank you. Jay.
• 44:11
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• 44:49
  Speaker 1: at a funeral, three minute remarks. Why are you talking forever?
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: Why is it doing that? Okay, we gotta keep him moving.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: It's three minute remark Come on, cat dog, let's go. Well. Yes,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a brother, Keith please, Yeah, this
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: is Keith, Keith. How you doing this? Is Lawrence over
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: at il funeral home. Okay. We are the ones that
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: have the um doing the funeral for sister Dolores, and
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: that is your my understanding, right yeah? Okay? And as
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: you know, the funeral is uh this coming Thursday. Yes,
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: I'll be that Thursday. I'm giving you a call because
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention, uh that you were
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: going to be giving remarks for the funeral. Is that correct, Yes, absolutely, Okay,
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: print the programs for the funeral and let you know
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: that they have taken you off for the remarks because
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: they say that you're not going to be What do
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying is
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: they say that you're you're not going to abide by
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: the two three minute rule that they have for remarks,
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: and they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: uh who? Who? Who is they? Who? Who come out?
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Come off? Who? Who? What's the name is Lawrench? I'm launched,
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: I'm the actual funeral director lord, and who who told
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: you to take me off? One of the one of
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: the family members I'm assuming is who who made the adjustment?
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: And an adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: the whole program? Who else is on the list? I
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: mean there's quite a few family members doing different things,
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: uh throughout the funeral. Okay, So how did you get
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: to my name? Is what I'm trying to figure out.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: That they said, let listen to me, listen, listen to me.
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: Listen to me, brother, keep listen. Tell me what they said?
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: It is that you weren't going to abide by the time.
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: You weren't going to do your remarks in three minutes
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Monty raised me. He
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: put me through college. And you think I'm been, I've
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: been goes there in her funeral and be under two minutes. Well,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: well listen to listen, brother, keep brother, keep listen to me. Normally,
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: when we have these funerals, people who give remarks, we
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: have them three minutes or less. Okay, okay, I'll tell
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: you what. I'll tell you what, mister lord, don't lists.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: We have a sealer. Yes, there's a ceialer that's singing
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: your name off the list. Heke her off and put
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: me where she supposed to be with my time and
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: her time is Bobby jo Bobby um. Yes, Bobby Junior
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: is given remarks. That's a that's that's Delores' that's mister
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Lories's son, right, Yes, every son, the one that been
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: locked up. He just got out of tail. The truth
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: be told. He the one day and then put her
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: in the cof. You needn't take him off the list too,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: give me all that time, because I mean, if I
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna take nothing that Keith. Let me, let me,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: let me just say this to you. I cannot take
• 48:36
  Speaker 1: she Law or Bobby Junior off. I can't make any
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: alterations to this program unless they say that, actually, sir,
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: you already you already taking you already taking people name off,
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: you're taking my name off. But but they they orchestrated
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: this though. Who fool is they? Who is they? They
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: for having my whole problems? They try to take me
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: off my hockey program? Who was day? Sir? I'm not
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: gonna get into a family matter. But until they say that,
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: you can't matter. Sure, I'm not gonna. I don't want to.
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: I don't want to have this turn out to be bad,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: and we want to have a great homegoing for sister
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: Deloyd's okay, damn right. And if I don't get to
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: say nothing, I guarantees, I guarantee you it's gonna be
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: a truthful one in there. Somebody else don't get things
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: in the car for tooth. I guarantees that if I
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: don't get to say nothing, that my monkey funeral, Monethy
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: didn't pay for the college. I didn't put six thousand
• 49:38
  Speaker 1: in the funeral. I bet you, I tell you this
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you this, mister lord. I bet you whether
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: I don't want the program, I'm not. I bet you
• 49:46
  Speaker 1: I say it with the fool I want to. I'll
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: bet you that much. You tell Bay that I didn't
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: didn't put me through college. I put money on the funeral.
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: I call around a se who ain't putting no money
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: on the We're gonna tell them they can't be on
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: the program, man, Keith. They when they decide who who
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Who's owning? If they changed the format, then I will
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: call you back. Who who the is thegue? That's what
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get. Get you understand who is they? Can?
• 50:20
  Speaker 1: I can? I tell you something and I don't want
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: you to get to I rate okay, go ahead, go ahead,
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: go ahead, man, I just want to say this, Keeth
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: with them. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: Mornin Show. You just got breaked, Dude, You have gotten
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: breaked by your cousin, Bobby Junior. You bum, I'm Bobby
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Junior up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that my pressure
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: is all. I ain't got found be playing man taking
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: me on Damn program boy, Oh Bobby said, y'all grew
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: up black brothers man, and you was you was basically
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: another son of mister Lord's. That's right, Yes, yes, I was. Man.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: Oh hey, let me ask you this man, what is
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show in
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. I'm in the time,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: y'all have been to a few. He's still talk. It's
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: supposed to be three minute remarks, and somebody to get
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: up there. I know they said three minutes, but you know,
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: me and Rabbit, me and Robber was closer than that. Now,
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: that ain't what we don't nobody give a damn about
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: you and Robert. We said three minute remarks, and that's
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: what we mean. Am I right wrong? You got you right?
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: You right? Yeah, I'm trying to make sure. I'm trying
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: to make sure. Yeah, we passed over that unplugged the
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: mike while you was talking. Don't whole you know it's
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: bad past you, Pastor's nerve and and Corlin. Not only that,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: when they bring the am I saying, right, the resolutions,
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: h yeah, oh my god, when they bring the resolutions,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's fifteen minutes per person right there.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: And we need to limit those two the quini of
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: all of those. They get big bit of your church
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: one time. I don't send a resolution. I know Robert
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: was a good man. Robbit just got out of jail
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: sixt months ago. We are all right, Thank you, nephew.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Coming up next Strawberry Letters, subject my work wife is
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: selfish and messy. Will get into it. Right after this.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Harpy Morning Show. All right, guys,
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: time now for today's Strawberry Letter and listen. If you
• 53:02
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• 53:20
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• 53:22
  Speaker 1: for you here. It is the Strawberry Letter. Subject my
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: work wife is selfish and messy. Dear Stephen Shirley. I'm
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: a loving and respectable married man that likes to flirt.
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: My wife knows I'm a flirt, and she just tolerates
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: it because she knows nobody else wants me. I've flirt
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: occasionally at work, and it gets me a couple of
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: laughs and eyebrows raised and the ladies flirt back. I
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: have a real life work wife that I work closely with,
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: and my wife has met her, so it's no big deal.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: What my wife did not know is that my work
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: wife really likes me, but she respects the fact that
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I'm married. We have younger interns that work with us seasonally.
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: Our most recent intern is twenty six years old and
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: fine as all get out. I made a few jokes
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: here and there to welcome her, but it all backfired
• 54:14
  Speaker 1: on me. This time. She doesn't understand that I was
• 54:17
  Speaker 1: only kidding with her, and now she started dressing sexier
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: and rubbing up against me and blowing kisses when she
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: passes by my desk. On Monday, she came over to
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: my desk and massaged my back and shoulders right in
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: front of my work wife. I could tell by the
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: look on my work wife's face that she was furious.
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: Instead of a workwife confronting me or the intern, she
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: called my wife. I had no idea what happened until
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: I got home, and my wife would not speak to me.
• 54:52
  Speaker 1: After begging her to tell me what's wrong. She told
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: me that my workwife called her and said, girl, he's
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: not going to on us with this young flusy. You
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: need to put a stop to it. I told her, yeah,
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: I told I told her my work wife was out
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: of line. But she sided with the work wife and
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: now she wants to come up to my job to
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: see what's going on. What do I do in this situation?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I think there will be a showdown at work today
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: because it's Friday, Steve, I need your help. Brother. Oh nah,
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: I don't call on Steve now when it's when it's
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: too late. Uh, mister loving and respectable married man. You
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: see what flirting gets you? Huh? You see it gets
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: you a selfish and very message very messy, messy, messy
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: work wife. Just as your subject suggests, she is so wrong,
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: She really really is out of line. You're right about that.
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: How dare she call your wife with this? Really? So
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: by that I can say I agree with you again.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: She does really like you, and if you weren't married,
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: she'd be trying to get at you. If she's not already,
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: it could have been. This could go really really wrong
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: if you If your wife comes up to the job,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: it could go badly for you. Okay, And it's not
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: over because you were your Your wife could get you
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: fired if she comes up there and starts some stuff
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: with these women. So um, I really hope that she
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: doesn't come up there. You're gonna have to do what
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: you something works some magic at home. The young girl
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: also out of line. What is she rubbing on you for?
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: And huh, well, what is she rubbing? Yeah she's twenty six,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: but she still knows it that he's married. What is
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: she rubbing on you for? Rubbing up against you, touching
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: on you, blowing you kisses and all that? All right,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: come on now, I mean a lot of times there
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: is a little flirting that goes on at work, but
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: it shouldn't go any further than that. No touching, no
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: blowing kisses, no rubbing up against each other. You need
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: to stop flirting and allowing these women to touch you
• 56:57
  Speaker 1: and do all this stuff and blow kisses at you.
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: You sit down when you come to work, Okay, do
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: your work and go home to your wife and pray
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: that your wife does not come up to your job
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: and get everybody fired, because she certainly has a right to,
• 57:11
  Speaker 1: and the first one would be your So called work wife.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you said you're gonna let Junior take
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: over this one. I know you want to get in
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: though I know you do. I know you do. This
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: is a tailor man. A little bit though. I just
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: started off, So Junior go here. Let me just start
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: off by saying this year. This is what I do
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: know about this man. Huh, this an ugly man. First off,
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: you need to understand this man is ugly. Okay, it's
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: all in the letter. My wife knows that I flirted,
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: and she just told her because she knows nobody else
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: wants me. Okay, only ugly people make these type of steaks.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Nobody has something ever said nobody don't, won't. Oh no.
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: And then here's another telltale sign. I am a loving
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: and respectable married man that likes to flirt. No loving
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: and respectable man flirt. They can't be respectable and flirt?
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: How you do that? But see ugly people? Though? See
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: only ugly people. Think everybody woke in people? They was
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: he the type of dude that walk in the rule
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: and stand in the doorway and pull see don't don't.
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: Nobody can't do that. Just how I not? This man
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: is ugly? Now, hear another thing too. He owed too.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just wanted to offer you a different
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: way to look at this a little bit. Count stay
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: out of it. Go ahead. He may be ugly, but
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: it's a set up, he says. I'm a loving and
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: respectable married man that likes to flirt. That's a set up.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: My wife knows I'll flirt, and she tolerates you because
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: she knows nobody else wants me. That's a self I
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: first flirt occasionally at work and it gets me a
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: couple of laughs and eyebrows raised, and the ladies flirt back.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Now they flirting back. And I got
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: a real life work wife that I worked closely. And
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: my wife is meta, So it's no big deal. Boy.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: What Yeah? Yeah, too much bullcrap in this letter. Go ahead, Junior,
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: when we come back, Yeah, you finish up? Okay? Cool? Yeah,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: we'll have part two response and uh and Steve, you
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: just heard is gonna tag it coming up at twenty
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: three minutes after the hour. Today's subject my wife is selfish.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: My work wife is selfish and MESSI. We'll get back
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening, all right, Let's
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: get back into the letter. Guys, my work wife is
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: selfish and MESSI let's j okay. Uh this man head
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: is at work, he gots worth wife. Okay. Now he
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: has another little intern that's twenty six years old that
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: is messing around in his worth wife's relationship. Now here's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: one thing I don't understand. Where's the other part though?
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: There's something missing out this letter. Where is the other part?
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: What have you and the work wife been doing? See,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: that's the other part. I know, men, I gotta work,
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: White Monica don't do none of this for me. I
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: have the worth wife. All my work wife do is
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: fixed my plate, make sure I got my plane ticket,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: make sure I got my hotel numb Monica ain't leaned
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: in it, kissed me not one time. She just makes
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: sure my food is good. Know what the hotel room
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to go to? Make sure my plane ticket straight?
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: I get to my show, and I sit where I sit.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: She ain't did none of that. She ain't rubbed no shoulders,
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: she ain't blue men kiss Now, je let me let junior,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: let me say something else. This man is set up.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: This is a gangster move he's doing. He say, uh,
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 1: I have you know that he don't have to wear
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: a wife, don't have to weary about nothing because she
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: knows nobody else wants me. Now when he flirt with
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: the ladies at work, they flirt back. He got a
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: real life work wife. She won't him as a work wife.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: And then what now, he says, what his wife don't know,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: is his work wife really do like him? Now you
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: just saying, don't nobody like you? But now you got
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: the work wife to really like you. You got a
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: twenty six year old has been failed for you. And
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: when you flirt with other women, they flirt back. This
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: boy is setting his wife up for his ability to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: food around under her nose without her getting suspicious. Gohad
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: you yeah, and that's the reason why you introduced the
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: work wife to your real wife, because that way is
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: right out in pummeling. See, now you got room to
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: play in now because everybody know everybody, everybody know everybody.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Now we're there, Yeah, girl, got playing. You know that's
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: just Keisha at the job. You know, Keisha crazy. But
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 1: now when the lights go off and it's you at Keisha, Okay,
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: we're not playing nobo. Now y'all doing wife wife, Now
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: you wife, wife, now your wife wife, the boy's cool.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: We've all done this. I've done this before, just lifted
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: her head up. Alright, alright, so I know how to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: play this. But this boy, like Steve said, all, this
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: is just set up. This is all he doing. He's
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: not doing I told you one thing. I tell you
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 1: what if it was so cool, if the work wife
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 1: and wife so cool, did why the wife get mad? Oh?
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: But what the wife get mad if they're so cool? Hey,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I gotta loves What the hell the work wife get mad?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Fault ain't not really going on, yall, just playing. But
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: you're gonna report him to the wife because this twenty
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: six year old ain't flusy ain't going to be cheating
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: on man, Come on, man, and the world and the
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: real wife didn't even check her. What this is? How
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: you know they old? When the last time you heard flusing? Yeah,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: that's how you know he ugly and they working together
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: closely for some years. Heint gonna cheat us with this
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 1: flosing What you could have said, a whole bunch of
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: health fuck scank anything you come back with flosing? Yeah, yeah,
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 1: I went up, Steve. There's something else going on between
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: you and the work wife. Because that you don't get
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: mad behind no man that you just because Monica don't
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: get bad. And that woman she met Monica didn't shake
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: their hand and keep going. Nothing worse than a birth. Yeah,
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: and that's all she Now, Wait what, Steve, what you saying? Oh,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: Monica then got Maddy, you work quife, My work wife
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: got mad, hit out mad before. I didn't know. I
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 1: don't know that what happened, Steve? You you know you
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: know when Monica, you know, takes care of it, you know,
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: because he lost his assistant and everything, you know, and
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: then she went down there to check on him. Yeah,
• 1:04:39
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  Speaker 1: pimping is in the building with week twelve NFL picks.
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  Speaker 1: You know, UM, I wanted to share this with you.
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  Speaker 1: doesn't change tomorrow. It never has, it never will. So
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  Speaker 1: So that's one form of energy that people waste. The
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  Speaker 1: was reflecting today. I was thinking about all the stuff
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  Speaker 1: God has gotten you over it. So if God has
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