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Amber Rose Trump, Sexy Tommy VM, NBA Playoffs, Cheating Cities and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 3: Show, I don't joy.
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  Speaker 1: A wad of the money. Come come on, you're think,
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  Speaker 1: I sure will? Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice.
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  Speaker 1: I said, come on now, dig me the one and
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  Speaker 1: only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay, Now, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna be really honest with you this morning. I really
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  Speaker 1: don't know what to say. I really don't. I was
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  Speaker 1: sitting here and I was thinking what do I say today?
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  Speaker 1: I do know that I want to be encouraging, uplifting
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  Speaker 1: and inspirational in some way to affect somebody today. Oftentimes,
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  Speaker 1: these conversations that I have in the mornings, they're designed
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  Speaker 1: with me because I needed myself, y'all, to be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you. I mean, you know, who makes the comedian laugh?
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  Speaker 1: I used to say all the time, And even though
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  Speaker 1: what we talk about in the morning is not a
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  Speaker 1: laughing matter, it kind of like is who I am today.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I need motivation in my life sometimes myself.
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  Speaker 1: I think when I get in moments like this, I
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  Speaker 1: often resort back to the same thing over and over
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  Speaker 1: and over. And when I find myself in certain predicaments,
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  Speaker 1: I can always fall back on the same thing over
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  Speaker 1: and over. So while I'm sitting here trying to figure
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  Speaker 1: out what to say to you, the one thing that
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  Speaker 1: I did do this morning that I find to be
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  Speaker 1: very consistent in me is that I find myself grateful.
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  Speaker 1: I'm ever grateful for the things that God has done
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  Speaker 1: for me. I may not always know what to say,
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  Speaker 1: but I know how to say thank you. I do.
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  Speaker 1: I know how to remember and reflect back on where
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  Speaker 1: I come from. I know how to realize where all
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  Speaker 1: my blessings come from. I'm very very conscious of my
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  Speaker 1: journey that I've been on, the one that was from
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  Speaker 1: then until now, that journey right there is it's been.
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  Speaker 1: It's been. It's been. Uh it's been difficult, man, it
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  Speaker 1: really really has. I ain't gonna lie to you.
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  Speaker 5: Me.
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  Speaker 1: Becoming successful was very difficult. But as hard as this
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  Speaker 1: is to say, I really really mean this. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: change nothing about the trip I've been on. Number one,
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  Speaker 1: because I can't change anything about it. So I never
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  Speaker 1: lived my life and regret. But the main thing is
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  Speaker 1: was I discovered along the way now, not doing the
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  Speaker 1: process when you're going through rough moments that you can't
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  Speaker 1: hardly see the good in it at the time. It's
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  Speaker 1: just rough for you and it seems unexplainable, and oftentimes
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was unfair. But as I am now,
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  Speaker 1: I needed every single thing that happened to me, that
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  Speaker 1: happened to me to happen to me. I hope that
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  Speaker 1: makes sense to you. I needed everything to happen in
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  Speaker 1: the exact order and the exact way that it happened
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  Speaker 1: in order for me to be the person that I've become.
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  Speaker 1: And that right there, man, is just very comforting to me.
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  Speaker 1: Mister Jakes told me one time, he said, the closer
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  Speaker 1: you get to God, the more friends only you all become,
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  Speaker 1: the more He will reveal to you are the how
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  Speaker 1: it comes and what falls of a lot of things
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  Speaker 1: that's happened to you. Because a lot of times what
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  Speaker 1: troubles us is we just can't understand why we lost
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  Speaker 1: that love on back then. We just can't understand why
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  Speaker 1: we didn't get what we wanted back then, we just
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  Speaker 1: don't understand how come our plan didn't work out and
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  Speaker 1: we had to fail so miserably. Back then, we don't
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  Speaker 1: understand the answers to these things. Well, the closer I've
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  Speaker 1: gotten to God, the more those explanations have become crystal
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  Speaker 1: clear to me. And See, the one thing that I
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  Speaker 1: came to the realization everybody is that the things that
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  Speaker 1: was happening to me, they wasn't really all bad. They
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  Speaker 1: really wasn't that they didn't taste good. When it was happening,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't enjoy what I was going through. But as
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  Speaker 1: I look back on them and reflect now, it wasn't
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  Speaker 1: all bad. Some of those things were so necessary for
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  Speaker 1: me to get the information because see, I don't know
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  Speaker 1: about you, but I'm kind of hard headed and stubborn.
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  Speaker 1: I said, I don't know about you, but I'm kind
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  Speaker 1: of hard headed and stubborn. I kind of like to
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  Speaker 1: think that I know something about some things every now
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  Speaker 1: and then, and the things I am convinced about. I
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  Speaker 1: don't really really care for people trying to talk me
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  Speaker 1: off mine. So I can be stubborn and hard headed.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes God knows that about me. So I think to
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  Speaker 1: get some of the messages crystal clear through to me
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  Speaker 1: that I needed to learn. That was this process I
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  Speaker 1: had to go through. That process was my journey, It
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  Speaker 1: was my trip. It was my woe, my pain. See,
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  Speaker 1: everybody got them different, It don't matter what it is.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got a woe, everybody got a pain, everybody got
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  Speaker 1: a trial, everybody got some tribulations, everybody got some challenge.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care who you are is. Quit looking at
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  Speaker 1: me thinking that I got it going on so tough man.
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  Speaker 1: But if Steve, yeah, it's easy for you to say that,
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't here. You don't know. Whey, Ben, if
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  Speaker 1: you would stop hanging yourself up on your past, worrying
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  Speaker 1: about your woes and your troubles and the situation you in,
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  Speaker 1: and start praying and start asking God to get you
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  Speaker 1: through it. See a lot of times you messed it.
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  Speaker 1: You messed the message up yourself. Because when you're going
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  Speaker 1: through some stuff, you ask God to remove it and
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  Speaker 1: take it away. That ain't the lesson. You got to
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  Speaker 1: learn your lesson sometimes it's got to be how to
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  Speaker 1: be strong, how to see it through, how to bear
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  Speaker 1: under it, how to carry that weight long distances for
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  Speaker 1: long periods of time. That's how you get strong The
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  Speaker 1: lesson is to make you stronger. But to make you stronger,
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  Speaker 1: you got to carry the weight. You can't get stronger
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  Speaker 1: you don't go to gym or you don't do something
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  Speaker 1: at your house to lift your own body weight. See,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of people can't even do push ups. They
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  Speaker 1: can't get down, and in the course of a day,
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  Speaker 1: give you a hundred push ups because they ain't they
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  Speaker 1: ain't never tried it. They by it. They get to
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  Speaker 1: twenty and that you shake it so bad they stop.
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  Speaker 1: That's too much for me. Well, let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 1: So I learned to quit praying to take stuff away.
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  Speaker 1: My prayer became to give me the strength to handle it.
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  Speaker 1: People oftentimes ask me, how do you do all that
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  Speaker 1: you do in the course of the day. I don't
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  Speaker 1: really know. I just know I can because I know
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  Speaker 1: God don't put more on you than you can bath.
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  Speaker 1: So when you ask me how you do all of
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  Speaker 1: what you do in the course of the day, I
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  Speaker 1: got God. God is good. He'll get you through whatever
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  Speaker 1: it is you're going through. So when you trip it
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  Speaker 1: and you don't know what to say, reflect and be
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  Speaker 1: grateful for all you reflect on, think about God's goodness
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  Speaker 1: and watch what he do for you. That's the cold part. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: listening Morning Show, ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls. Anyone who
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  Speaker 1: has ever trained an animal, let me have you undivided attention.
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  Speaker 1: Anybody who has ever hung off the back of a
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  Speaker 1: waste management vehicle or I wanted to do that when
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  Speaker 1: I was I wanted to be gone, man, so I
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  Speaker 1: could ride on the back of the truck. That's that
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  Speaker 1: was my dream. Well, good thing I changed your dream,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. Steve Harvey Morning Show, Live and Well,
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  Speaker 1: full of gratitude. Shirley Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica
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  Speaker 1: Junior and the legend of nephew Tommy Junior out. You
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  Speaker 1: know what, man, I know you've been a little upset
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  Speaker 1: with me and Tommy over the past few days. Ladies,
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  Speaker 1: kind of God on us about it. It was saying,
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  Speaker 1: you know, y'all been a little rough on him, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because you know it's fist in his backyard and you
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  Speaker 1: know he's sold. What now is it.
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  Speaker 6: Was no nopologize what is this? What it's acknowledging?
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  Speaker 1: That's it? Yeah it is. Yeah, we did it, but
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  Speaker 1: not what Yeah, now, now it would make me feel better.
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  Speaker 7: Now if y'all showed up now for the memorrowing day barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: Now you have to come because you acknowledge what Junior,
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  Speaker 1: Junior were already told you can't do that. Listen to
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  Speaker 1: you just said you were gonna bout twenty five dollars
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  Speaker 1: worth of meach that. Don't nobody want to go over
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  Speaker 1: there and have to decide the piece he's gonna get.
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  Speaker 1: I already told you. Well, it's just the.
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  Speaker 7: Fact, okay, decision is made you sound a little ungrateful
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  Speaker 7: about the money I'm spending on the meat. See, that's
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  Speaker 7: that's what hurt my feelings, because you you act like
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  Speaker 7: I got to do what you do. Just be grateful
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  Speaker 7: for the for the for the wing and the sausage
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  Speaker 7: and the poa chop I'm gonna do for you.
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  Speaker 1: And see tell them I don't. I don't. I would
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  Speaker 1: have to be grateful if that's all I could eat.
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  Speaker 1: But I have created choices, and one of the choices
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  Speaker 1: I have decide to just eat in my damn house
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  Speaker 1: what I want as much as I want what I'm
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  Speaker 1: not fit to do to sit over your house and
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  Speaker 1: stand in no line with no damn paper plate and
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  Speaker 1: then have somebody telling me you want the hamburger or
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  Speaker 1: you want to salt. Yeah, I can't put both these
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  Speaker 1: on the plate, you know, I don't. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to go to barbecue like that. And let me don't get.
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  Speaker 6: Back to the real reason. We don't want to be
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  Speaker 6: a too How playing would you rather? We don't want
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  Speaker 6: to do that though?
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  Speaker 1: Here the real reason I don't want to come to
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  Speaker 1: the barbecue, because let's just get back to the real reasons,
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  Speaker 1: because then we started the whole thing. You ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no fence in your back. Okay, Now I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to go out here. Listen to me. If I go
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  Speaker 1: over people house, I want to go to the barbecue.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to go to the cookout on the
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  Speaker 1: wide open range. Why don't we just have it out
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  Speaker 1: on the prairies somewhere. I don't want humble weeeze and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: You're rolling up on.
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  Speaker 6: Here, Junior, when you're looking out where the fence line is,
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  Speaker 6: what's on the other side.
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  Speaker 1: Of that house? Yeah, somebody house right there, see right.
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  Speaker 7: The good thing about them is they got a fence,
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  Speaker 7: so they not really even gonna be able to see
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  Speaker 7: you cause we sit high.
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  Speaker 1: Privacy is there? Yeah, I got you, mane, I got you.
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  Speaker 1: You sit up on the hill, but the house behind
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  Speaker 1: you gotta fit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody tell me. Nobody gonna nowheresh y'all, it's just up,
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  Speaker 1: all right, it's just coming up.
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  Speaker 8: In thirty two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from
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  Speaker 8: the nephews. He runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening morning show, and it's time now for the
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  Speaker 8: nephew to run that prank back. Nephew, what you got?
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  Speaker 6: You know this right here is no yeah, yeah, don't
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  Speaker 6: it happens. Hey, it's happened. That right here is you
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  Speaker 6: married your brother. You married your brother, and it can happen. Okay,
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  Speaker 6: it can happen. I'm just a guy bringing the news
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  Speaker 6: that you're married your brother. Take a listen, God dog,
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  Speaker 6: if you would.
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  Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach you common This is
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  Speaker 9: she Hi, Carmen. My name is Keith, Keith from calling
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  Speaker 9: you from the insurance group.
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  Speaker 5: Oh Hi, how are you good?
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  Speaker 9: You and your husband? What is it Harvey? Harvey? Is
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  Speaker 9: that right?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, yes, it's Harvey.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, you guys actually put applications and actually went in
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  Speaker 9: and got your physicals done for.
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  Speaker 10: Life Insurance, right, Yeah, yeah, that's correct.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, I actually am calling you from the insurance group.
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  Speaker 9: I have you all lab results and everything as far
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  Speaker 9: as your physicals and blood tests and things of that nature.
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  Speaker 9: Is there any way I could possibly talk to both
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  Speaker 9: of you guys at the same time. U N. Harvey?
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  Speaker 9: Is that possible?
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  Speaker 10: Well, sure, he's at work right now, but I can
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  Speaker 10: get him.
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  Speaker 11: On the side.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, it would be uh, it'd be kind of easy
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  Speaker 9: about kind explain everything to both of you guys at
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  Speaker 9: the same time. Is that if that's okay?
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  Speaker 12: Okay?
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  Speaker 9: So I'm wrong, Uh No, nothing's wrong. I mean I
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  Speaker 9: think I need to just try to bring a few
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  Speaker 9: things to you guys attention. But I think you know,
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  Speaker 9: after that, it's pretty much you guys decision on what
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  Speaker 9: you do. But I just wanted to let you know
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  Speaker 9: a few things about you know, the results and things
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  Speaker 9: of that nature, Life Insurance, the whole nine yards.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Okay, I'm right down. Let me see if I
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  Speaker 10: can get them on the phone.
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  Speaker 5: Hey babe, Hey, sweet are look. I got the insurance
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  Speaker 5: people on the line.
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  Speaker 10: They want to try get both of.
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  Speaker 5: Us on the phone to talk to us about the
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  Speaker 5: insurance stuff.
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  Speaker 9: Oh cool, Hey, Harvey, how you doing this? Is Keith
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  Speaker 9: keep from the insurance group? How are you?
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  Speaker 5: Hey? Good with that? Nikki good?
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  Speaker 9: Good? Listen, And I wanted to give you guys a
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  Speaker 9: call and kind of follow up if you guys did
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  Speaker 9: physicals and blood tests and the whole nine yards, and
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  Speaker 9: I wanted to give you guys a call. It's kind
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  Speaker 9: of bet if I talk to both of you guys
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  Speaker 9: at the same time. So do you have a minute
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  Speaker 9: that we could actually use a kind of get some
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  Speaker 9: of this information out to you.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I'm gonna break right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm good.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, great. First of all, we've gotten all your your
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  Speaker 9: lab results back everything, and I kind of got a
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  Speaker 9: few questions for you guys that I'm a little puzzled on.
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  Speaker 9: How long have you guys actually been married.
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  Speaker 2: We've been together free.
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  Speaker 9: Years, okay, now, prior to being married three years. How
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  Speaker 9: long did you guys know each other before you got married?
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  Speaker 12: Oh, you say about five and a half, five six years?
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  Speaker 12: About six years?
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  Speaker 9: Okay, You guys have been knowing each other pretty close
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  Speaker 9: to nine years now, all together, yeah. Okay, are you
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  Speaker 9: actually from the same hometowns you grew up in the
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  Speaker 9: same hometown yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we grew up.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm sorry, is this question I mean, is
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  Speaker 5: this about the insurance.
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  Speaker 9: Or well, I mean, there's a few things that that's
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  Speaker 9: actually puzzling, Carmen that we need to this. This is
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  Speaker 9: some news I actually didn't want to bring.
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  Speaker 5: You, guys. I mean we have to.
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  Speaker 9: I have to actually give you this news. Looking at
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  Speaker 9: our records, looking at all of test results, and let
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  Speaker 9: me be the person to tell you that we run
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  Speaker 9: these results over and over and over, trying to make
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  Speaker 9: sure we are completely one hundred and fifteen to twenty
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  Speaker 9: percent right, Okay, it's.
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  Speaker 5: A problem with the test.
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  Speaker 9: Well, looking at our test, guys, Carvey Carmen, it's indicating
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  Speaker 9: that you guys are related, and nine times out of
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  Speaker 9: ten you are.
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  Speaker 5: You guys are siblings. What hold on, man, what.
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  Speaker 9: And I understand the shop.
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  Speaker 5: It took me.
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  Speaker 9: It took everything I had to make this phone call.
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  Speaker 9: I did not want to make it. But looking at
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  Speaker 9: our records, and we went over these records over and over,
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  Speaker 9: and the blood work tells us that you guys are
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  Speaker 9: actually siblings.
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  Speaker 10: Many help you kidding?
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  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 9: I'm actually I'm you know what this is not that
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  Speaker 9: This is not a laughing matter, not a joking matter.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
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  Speaker 9: Like I said, I did not want to call with
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  Speaker 9: this information.
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  Speaker 5: What you did make the phone call?
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  Speaker 1: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Look you, I don't know what. You need to go
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  Speaker 5: back and and and double check your records or something
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  Speaker 5: because you've been married three brief check with the lab. Man,
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  Speaker 5: can you check with the lab and like Paul is
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  Speaker 5: back what Harvey and I.
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  Speaker 9: And I and I knew those questions would have come up,
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  Speaker 9: and we we went over it. We went over it
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  Speaker 9: and over it.
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  Speaker 2: And over it.
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  Speaker 5: Y'all need to go over it again because I don't Babe,
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  Speaker 5: I got this. You made the call and this gotta
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  Speaker 5: be wrong. So what you need to do is make
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  Speaker 5: another call. It called back and let us know that
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  Speaker 5: you need to know they made a mistake or you're
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  Speaker 5: talking about me and my wife.
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  Speaker 9: And I understand it. Harry, All right, let me ask.
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  Speaker 10: You this is it possible, you know, and this is
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  Speaker 10: just a question.
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  Speaker 9: Is it possible that your dad and maybe her mom
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  Speaker 9: maybe knew each other at some point?
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  Speaker 12: And what.
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  Speaker 5: You're saying for my mom and dad that's so straight.
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  Speaker 10: Look at you need to have to go back and
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  Speaker 10: do whatever you need to do.
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  Speaker 5: But I think you like you say something like that again,
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  Speaker 5: I'm thinking my baby's gonna be coming down that beat
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  Speaker 5: yours like that. Baby, baby, baby, baby, I don't old baby,
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  Speaker 5: I got this an, I got a baby. I got
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: a baby. I gotta how he's gonna call me with
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: you what you know you from?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: People do like that.
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: But that ain't all on you, sir.
• 19:21
  Speaker 9: It is bringing you the result.
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Why don't you bring me the results in personal and
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: that I whomp you.
• 19:26
  Speaker 10: That's what I'm talking about.
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: Beating him up.
• 19:28
  Speaker 9: Hey, sir, even if you beat the messenger at the
• 19:31
  Speaker 9: end of the day, that's still your sister.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: At the end of the day, I'm gonna womp you.
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: But I don't care what he's talking about nothing.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: He ain't my damn brother, Bata. I'm gonna find out
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: what you whatever you willcle you in. You're gonna call
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: me time out. We brothers, my wife.
• 19:46
  Speaker 9: I am that son. Somewhere down the line, somebody made
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: a mistake and you guys, a brother and sister got married.
• 19:53
  Speaker 9: I'm not as far for that.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Well, let me tell you that don't you make the
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: mistake of callegue. He's in one of these numbers again
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: in your life.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: So I got one more test result. I do need
• 20:02
  Speaker 9: to get.
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: What you've been talking about them. What else you got
• 20:07
  Speaker 5: to say? No, it's gonna be working me.
• 20:09
  Speaker 9: The only other test result I have, ma'am, is that
• 20:11
  Speaker 9: this is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show.
• 20:14
  Speaker 9: You just got prayed by your girlfriends.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: I told you, Like.
• 20:27
  Speaker 9: I told you, I got one more thing. I got
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: to ask both of y'all what is the baddest And
• 20:36
  Speaker 9: I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: Steve Show.
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Love Who Love You? Okay? Thank you?
• 20:50
  Speaker 8: Ignorance?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 20:53
  Speaker 8: Coming up next, it is asked the CLO you're listening.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Morning show?
• 20:59
  Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news,
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: slut Walk founder and model Amber Rose says she's writing
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: with Trump still trending. Cameron the Rapper addressed his viral
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: interview with CNN's Abby Philip fifty cent sells his Ditty
• 21:14
  Speaker 8: documentary to Netflix, and Kelly Rowland had to check a
• 21:17
  Speaker 8: can Film Festival security guard. We'll talk about all of
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: these stories at the top of the hour. But right
• 21:23
  Speaker 8: now it is time to ask the clo. This is
• 21:27
  Speaker 8: from Duchess in Tampa. Duchess writes, I danced with a
• 21:30
  Speaker 8: man at a blues festival and I gave him my number.
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: He said he had a girlfriend when he met me,
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: but he broke up with her so he could be
• 21:37
  Speaker 8: free to date me. My mom said, this is a
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: big red flag. Is he wrong for knowing what he wants?
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Well, your mama ain't telling you it's a red flag
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: for lower of what he wants. Your mama's telling you
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: a red flag that the man told you he had
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: a girlfriend and then right after that, I told you
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: he broke come up with her so he could be
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: free to date you. That is not how men operate.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: You ever heard the saying a bird in the hand
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: that's worth two in the bush. If we got a chick,
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: that's we date and then as soon as we meet you,
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: we're gonna stop dating huns. So we could go over
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: here to meet you, I mean, I mean date you
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: that that that's not how we work. We got to
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: see we got to see bout it first. So what's
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: gonna happen is he gonna keep the bird in the
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: hand and go over there and get in the bushes. Okay, okay,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Now you ain't gotta believe your mom if you want to.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: But is it wrong because he knows what he wants? When? When?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: What timeframe?
• 22:47
  Speaker 9: Me?
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: You just danced that the dude at the already you
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: old who blues concert? That's some sit down and sit
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: brown on likal music. Yes, due, I got a girl
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: we already on the day I just met you, And
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: now for her, I'm developing hate. I don't know why
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: it just happened. Then as soon as I I saw you,
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: I ain't going in back again. Well I want you now. Hell,
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I'm I'm giving up everything for you here. Now you
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: can go and ask your mama. What I just said
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: was the truth?
• 23:50
  Speaker 8: Yes?
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: Yes, come on blues?
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: Yes on to Cynthia? And why could keep Cynthia? Says
• 24:03
  Speaker 8: my boyfriend and I don't see eye to eye when
• 24:05
  Speaker 8: it comes to sex. I like to freshen up, put
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: on matching underwear, or at least take my bonnet off.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: He doesn't care about any of that. Do I lower
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: my standards of cleanliness to please my nasty boyfriend?
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: Uh, you're asking the wrong person because he ain't taking
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: no show. I don't understand where you're coming from. Right there.
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: If you gotta do what you gotta do to make
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: yourself feel good, you know he he not in it
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: for the bonny bonnet, ain't even in the way. But
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I understand where you're coming from. You gotta get what
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: you want, yeah, and you got to explain it to him.
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: And all he got to do is develop some patience. Yes,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: And it to be better if he developed some patience. Yeah.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: But on the other hand, I'll he stay with you.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: Let's get it on. Why are you coming in here?
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: Be matching draws? You can lay them right over there
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: on the floor. They still maching on the floor. Yeah, man,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: where did you put them on for? We couldn't get
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: him up.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: So you're saying they both have a point y'all said
• 25:38
  Speaker 8: what I said, Damon and Tifton says. My girl and
• 25:47
  Speaker 8: I were in bed and my mother called me upset.
• 25:50
  Speaker 8: I went to the kitchen and talked to her for
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: an hour until she calmed down. My girlfriend called my
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: mama's boy. Called my girlfriend called me mama's boy as
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: she left. Do men really be putting their girlfriends before
• 26:01
  Speaker 8: their mother's Well.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: It's not putting your girlfriend in front of your mother.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: If your mama got an issue you, I mean, you
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: know you got to go help mama. Now, if the
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: woman don't understand that, she calling you a mama's boy
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: and then she left, then she want to be put first.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: But you got to earn position over dudes, mama. Now,
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you know you got to earn that position. That's hard,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: position earned. You're talking about a boy's first love. It's
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: his mama, that's first woman he ever loved. Now, that
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: don't make you a mama's boy because you love your mama.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: I love my mom and she would say I wouldn't
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: no mama's boy. But you know what I mean, you
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: got to replace that. To get in front of that,
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: you gotta do some proof. That's hard. That is really
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: really hard. Well, I can tell you I've had a
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: couple people in my life. It wasn't wasn't getting in
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: front of mama. So well, you ain't making it cut.
• 27:11
  Speaker 8: All right, damon?
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: M hm.
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: Last one, Steve, last one. This is Willie May. Willie May, Okay.
• 27:18
  Speaker 8: Willie May says, my son has three children by his
• 27:22
  Speaker 8: first wife, and they are my babies. His second wife
• 27:25
  Speaker 8: has two children. I don't treat them like they're my
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: grandbabies because they're not. They already have four grandparents. Why
• 27:33
  Speaker 8: is my son trying to make me love those kids?
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: See now, Willie May you know better? You know better,
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Willing may come on, Willie may see it's the same
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: woman that's down there dancing in this other a clo question,
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: dancing down at the blues festival. These are the type
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: of people's names that's down at the blues will.
• 28:02
  Speaker 8: Betty Jean, Yeah, come on, pat come on, he's just
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: named from your past. Sounds like they.
• 28:12
  Speaker 1: Fit though they class Yeah, Win long there like a
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Green Janet, guen Odetta, Pearl Nay Gladys Gladys Glass, Patty
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: may orifus what what Oris elb Ruth the book Root? Yes, Malakai?
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: Are you help? Will May No, I really got that
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: ful with I'm just going over old lass names right now.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I think there's way more interesting than that question, because
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Winning mayf you care about your mother keys, she'd have
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: made up of mine. Those are still your grandbabies, now, no,
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: not to her.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: That's coming up Doc at the top of the hour,
• 29:18
  Speaker 8: Thank you, Celo, We'll have some entertainment news for you.
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show. So, SlutWalk
• 29:28
  Speaker 8: founder and model Amber Rose got people talking on Monday
• 29:32
  Speaker 8: when she came out in support of Donald Trump. She
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: took to Instagram to post a picture with the former
• 29:37
  Speaker 8: president and his wife, and in the caption, all she
• 29:40
  Speaker 8: wrote was Trump twenty twenty four with the trio of
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: American flag emojis. So does anybody care? I mean we're talking, Yeah.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: We care. Yeah, the founder of the slut Walk right there,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Amber Rode is supporting Trump. Who care?
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: What she's supposed to be all for women's rights and
• 30:06
  Speaker 13: all this, and now you're supporting this candidate who appointed
• 30:10
  Speaker 13: Supreme Court justices taking away women's reproductive rights.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Which one is it? You for women's rights or for
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: this candidate? Right? What does slut walk mean? Why would
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: you mean?
• 30:23
  Speaker 13: Don't shame women for Yeah, their choices, sexuality, stuff like that.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: That's what that means. It's words. So she studied. You're
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: supposed to be all right with that.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, I'm just asking now that you're supposed to
• 30:40
  Speaker 8: be all right. Just let her be her if that's
• 30:42
  Speaker 8: what she wants to be, If that's her choice, then
• 30:44
  Speaker 8: respect her choice. Well, she's saying no judging women for Yeah,
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: well she she wants to change that narrative.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: If me and sleep around, ain't we dogs respect our
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: choice and to sleep around? She's just contradicting herself. I
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: think in a way change. But we are not understanding
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: what we are doing in saying to ourselves with this
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: support of Trump. Show me, show me anything Trump has
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: done for any black people. Just show me women, show
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: me the policy that was created, Show me anything he's
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: done for black people.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: Anything he said he's done more for black people than Lincoln.
• 31:37
  Speaker 8: He said that, of.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: Course when something stupid. Now remember the but remember the
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: overriding statement to y'all, he wants to make America great. Campaigns,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: everybody he has points and everybody who supports him is
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: dising diversity. They're removing any affirmative action programs. They're getting
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: rid of all history being taught in schools. Just look
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: at what his Republican boys is doing down in Florida,
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: trying to do in Texas and liver I'm not surprise
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: they're trying to get rid of the Supreme Court. The
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: Mitch McConnell. Nell ain't not gonna be no reparations. Dog.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: They're not gonna do nothing.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: He got through the Amber Rose of late all right,
• 32:27
  Speaker 8: we're gonna move on to other entertainment news. By now,
• 32:30
  Speaker 8: you've all seen the viral video clip of Cameron the
• 32:33
  Speaker 8: Rapper his interview on CNN with Abbi Phillip. He was
• 32:37
  Speaker 8: there to discuss what he wanted to discuss, and he
• 32:39
  Speaker 8: got mad when Abby Phillip asked him about the latest
• 32:42
  Speaker 8: Diddy video and she basically asked him if he recognized
• 32:46
  Speaker 8: Diddy's anger. Cameron didn't like the question, called out the producers,
• 32:50
  Speaker 8: saying who booked me? During the interview, Cameron also took
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: a drink of his sexual supplement drink and then made
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: sexual references about what he was going to do later on.
• 33:00
  Speaker 8: And Cameron responded to the interview saying, if they invite
• 33:03
  Speaker 8: me to see Ann for He went on to say
• 33:06
  Speaker 8: that he was basically disappointed that he wasn't asked about
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: his great podcast that he co hosts with former bad
• 33:11
  Speaker 8: Boy rapper Mace. So you guys saw this right?
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Does he not do what he want to do? I
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: don't really know the brother, but brother, you a't see
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: an end somebody in your camp? Somebody, why else would
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: they want to talk to you see an in not
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: gonna bring you on to talk about your podcast. They not,
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: They just not. I know your podcast is good. I
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: know it's interesting to a lot of people. I've watched
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: it and had a couple of good moments watching him
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: and Mace, But that ain't what they brought you on
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: that one. Go ahead, Carl, I have a question. Do
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: they ask do they send you the questions ahead of time?
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: Do you know what your producers on television? They pre
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: produced this segment, but you know somebody on your camp
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: know what you're gonna get? Asked? Oh okay, so it's
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: surprised question. Yeah, television cannot afford for you to get
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: up in there and they have a segment that ain't working,
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: that's unproduced, and no one is everybody surprised. If CNN
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: had a known that's what they was gonna get from camp,
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: they would have never booked him on that show.
• 34:25
  Speaker 8: CNN would have invited Mace because he worked with Puffy.
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: Yeah he made that's the one that it was a
• 34:34
  Speaker 8: bad boy artist, bad boy record, yea artists, yo, yo,
• 34:41
  Speaker 8: y'all think and inn know all this? Somebody You would
• 34:45
  Speaker 8: think someone at CNN would know I was thinking, I
• 34:48
  Speaker 8: don't know, Cam could have handled it a little better
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: and more more absolutely to Abby Philip espy.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: But you know, man, that's all right. We're not on
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: top of our business part of it. This is show business.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Show business is two separate words. They got a great podcast,
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: so that's a great show. We'll not there's some business
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: that go with this too. And your team got to
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: make you fully aware of what's going on because Abby
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: Phillips producers told them what this was about and told
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: them they was gonna ask him about that, and they
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: didn't prep him and they put him up there.
• 35:24
  Speaker 8: And this is what you got, all right, coming up
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: in twenty minutes after the hour the other day. Remember, nephew,
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: you asked the ladies to call in if they thought
• 35:34
  Speaker 8: you were sexy. Well, we'll check Steve's voice down right
• 35:37
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• 35:38
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  Speaker 8: dot com. Check it out, all right, switching gears here. So, Tommy,
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: you asked earlier this week for the ladies to call
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: in and leave a message if they thought you were sexy.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Well they did.
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: No.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: Let's hey, no, what you want to say, sexy or not.
• 36:45
  Speaker 6: I'm just saying this will be me first time me
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: find out I'm ugly. If I'm ugly, then I'm just
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: gonna go.
• 36:50
  Speaker 8: A female caller left a message, let's go.
• 36:54
  Speaker 14: Good morning, Harvey and Marine Krim. This message is for Tommy. Sammy,
• 37:00
  Speaker 14: you are handsome. He is a hater. He's so negative.
• 37:04
  Speaker 14: I don't understand why he doesn't want you to have
• 37:07
  Speaker 14: your shot. But you're a handsome man.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: Call me negative all you want. I'm sitting here looking
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: at him, because now you can call that negative if
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: you want, but you don't know what we're up in
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: here dealing with hod Damn you say I'm positive here
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: every day and let him come on the zoo face Habby.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: Let's let's hear here, all right, let's hear what Michelle
• 37:41
  Speaker 8: from Detroit has to say.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: Good morning, Steve Harvey and everyone. I'm responding to the
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: comment about Tommy being sexy. So one, yes, I'm told
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: all the time that I'm sexy. Uh Two, I make
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: sure I feel myself every morning that I'm sexy.
• 37:59
  Speaker 11: And three, Tommy, you are sexy.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: This is Michelle and I'm calling from Detroit.
• 38:05
  Speaker 8: You guys have a great day.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: Oh thank you. Right here. You have to tell yourself.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: What that says to me, is you are trying to.
• 38:17
  Speaker 8: Anyway?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: What in that yourself? Everybody know the truth.
• 38:26
  Speaker 8: All right, Jewel left the message for Tommy as well.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: This is Jewels.
• 38:30
  Speaker 11: I listen to you every morning on my way taking
• 38:33
  Speaker 11: my grandson to school. And Tommy is sexy, and I'm
• 38:37
  Speaker 11: told I'm sexy, So you are sexy.
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Tommy Tappy birthday birthday, calling in here telling me that
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: you're told you sexy. That wasn't a question.
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: Got go take me more tolles in a minute.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: People call me to throw her ball.
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: Right after this.
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: You're listening hard morning show?
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: Uh time now to check more of your voicemail, Steve.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, we ain't finish. Stop doing all these hands
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: as call got us up in here. Now we got
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: to deal with the after fits and the replification. He
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: already wrong.
• 39:22
  Speaker 13: They'll let Tommy ask for people to these are for
• 39:29
  Speaker 13: Tommy he asked.
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: For okay, and to call in.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: I want somebody to call it and tell the truth.
• 39:37
  Speaker 8: Next week, let's see what gig from South Carolina's got.
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: Hey, Steve, this is GG from South Carolina. I was
• 39:45
  Speaker 11: calling in because I heard you all asked if Tommy
• 39:48
  Speaker 11: was sexy or not. I am thirty three. I do
• 39:51
  Speaker 11: think Tommy is. I would say he's something to look at.
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: But Uncle Steve is very fine. Steve, you are exceed
• 40:01
  Speaker 11: and again this is easy from Arsboro, South Carolina, calling in.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Have a great time, guys.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: You just want a old g R like Okay, I
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: did not solicit this. I did not ask for this,
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: and I'm old enough and been here long enough to
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: know not to buy anything to learn from me. Don't
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: let these people have you somewhere thanking you something.
• 40:31
  Speaker 6: Because even she said that you're sexy, you don't think
• 40:34
  Speaker 6: you still don't think you said.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: No because I'm not. I'm not gonna see to thine
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: own self. All right, you've been lying to yourself. You
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: trying to get us to believe.
• 40:51
  Speaker 8: So, Steve, did you hear the part when she said,
• 40:53
  Speaker 8: tell me something to look at.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Me.
• 40:57
  Speaker 6: I trust statue or something that means you something to
• 41:01
  Speaker 6: look at. We got to thank you anyway. Yeah, a
• 41:06
  Speaker 6: lot of plans or something. I don't like that talk
• 41:10
  Speaker 6: about sharing your phone.
• 41:13
  Speaker 8: Here's something to look at. Tell me that what you said?
• 41:16
  Speaker 8: All right, this is from Nicole.
• 41:18
  Speaker 11: This is the cold and I was calling to let
• 41:21
  Speaker 11: nephew tell me know that he is very sexy with
• 41:24
  Speaker 11: that boy head. Girl's another man with a boy head.
• 41:28
  Speaker 11: And yes, I am in my thirties. I am thirty
• 41:31
  Speaker 11: seven years old, and I get told I'm sexty every
• 41:33
  Speaker 11: day and I just one time I know he's sexty too.
• 41:38
  Speaker 8: All right, let's yeah, okay, okay, another caller here we go.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, let me stop while we are head. I
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: see was one of the pleasures.
• 41:52
  Speaker 14: It's call and unusual.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: But I'm calling Regard and Tommy.
• 41:56
  Speaker 8: I think he's sexty too, and I like watching Ready
• 42:00
  Speaker 8: Love and I'm told I'm so, I think you should
• 42:03
  Speaker 8: let him.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: Know that she's because he's your nephew.
• 42:06
  Speaker 11: Bye, let me know it.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, because he's your nephew in our family. Okay,
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: here we go and our family, Okay, we don't. We
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: don't let each other go around.
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: Thank you yourself lying to yourself.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what I let me tell you. Timing
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: have been to a lot of our reunions in barbecue.
• 42:32
  Speaker 9: Me.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: You never heard that. She's never heard that from Well,
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna hear that from family. But I don't know.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Nobody said you even when you was little. They never
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: said you won't be a Yeah, you're gonna be a
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: handsome man when you grow up. Every every time they
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: had to keep you, they said, well he a little
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: strange looking.
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: But yeah, because if you're gonna be handsome and all that,
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: they tell you that they do early on.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: This is what I'm trying to latch onto it now
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: because he never heard it as oh nobody. In the fact,
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I'm not going I'm not doing this. I'm not we haven't.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It was a great call.
• 43:14
  Speaker 8: Rachel is for you. Rachel from South Carolina got.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: To Casey is Rachel all the way from South Carolina.
• 43:23
  Speaker 8: This message just for Tommy.
• 43:24
  Speaker 5: Hey, buddy, I don't know about you being sickly, but
• 43:28
  Speaker 5: I just hope.
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: You have a great dame.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: See that. Damn man, how about that? I ain't seen
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the sex. I hope you have a good day. That
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: means get through it. Be you can't. That's what that
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: is deal with.
• 43:46
  Speaker 8: All right? Coming up next, the sexy nephew Temmy with.
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: The frank phone call was in two negatively.
• 43:56
  Speaker 8: You're listening.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Morning show.
• 44:00
  Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour right about
• 44:02
  Speaker 8: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today and
• 44:04
  Speaker 8: the subject is the lounge closed last year. We'll get
• 44:08
  Speaker 8: into that, find out what that's all about. The lounge
• 44:11
  Speaker 8: closed last year. But right now the nephew is here
• 44:15
  Speaker 8: with today's brank phone call. Nephew, what you got.
• 44:18
  Speaker 6: We're gonna call this man and let him know that
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: his wife is in my limo with somebody.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Let's go cat dog.
• 44:28
  Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to uh, I'm trying to read Rob,
• 44:34
  Speaker 5: what's up?
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: Boss? Hey?
• 44:36
  Speaker 5: Hey, how you doing? Hey? Hey, listen, man, my name
• 44:38
  Speaker 5: is Phil Dog. I know you threw some other people.
• 44:42
  Speaker 10: Your brother, right, yeah, brother, Yeah, what's addams?
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: Listen? Man, I'm calling you because there's.
• 44:49
  Speaker 10: Something going on around holds. First of all, everything all
• 44:53
  Speaker 10: right with my brother?
• 44:54
  Speaker 9: Right?
• 44:54
  Speaker 10: You ain't this ain't no he ain't no trouble is it?
• 44:57
  Speaker 5: No? No? No, no no no no okay, straight man?
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Stiff to know you married to? Right?
• 45:03
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's my wife's boss.
• 45:04
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well, what I'm.
• 45:05
  Speaker 10: Trying to little man? I mean, what's having about?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Listen?
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: What I'm trying to explain to you? Once again? My
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: name for you part time? I drive Limos and I'm
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: actually driving right now. Okay, up, Well I had seen
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: your wife, you know, I knew you were little brother.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: You know I was like, okay, this this right here
• 45:27
  Speaker 5: ain't cool? Hold on? What you seen my wife?
• 45:31
  Speaker 10: What do you mean my wife?
• 45:32
  Speaker 9: How do you know?
• 45:33
  Speaker 10: What are you talking about?
• 45:34
  Speaker 5: Okay? Okay, okay, Rob, let me ask you. Is your
• 45:36
  Speaker 5: wife there right now?
• 45:38
  Speaker 9: Love?
• 45:38
  Speaker 12: My wife being gone? Man, she was out with her
• 45:40
  Speaker 12: sister in her home. Guns Man, they've been gone.
• 45:42
  Speaker 5: What are you trying to get at man, get from Okay, Hey, hey,
• 45:46
  Speaker 5: I understand.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: Just listen to me.
• 45:47
  Speaker 5: Man, listen, hey, man, I'd have been dog got a
• 45:50
  Speaker 5: many time by some ladies. You know what I'm saying.
• 45:52
  Speaker 5: I just hate to see brothers get gone wrong.
• 45:54
  Speaker 10: And I was like, where are you coming from?
• 45:56
  Speaker 9: Dogs?
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: Listen?
• 45:57
  Speaker 9: Dogs?
• 45:57
  Speaker 10: You go ahead and stood out with aldest revenue.
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, over there, listen, man, I need to get to
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: drive my drive, my drive limousine. And what I'm trying
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: to say to you is what you're trying to say.
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: Man, spit it all.
• 46:10
  Speaker 5: Your wife is in the back of the limozine and
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: I'm driving right now. She in the back door.
• 46:17
  Speaker 10: What what the girls out?
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: And like that?
• 46:20
  Speaker 10: What say y'all know?
• 46:22
  Speaker 5: Man, if it was a bunch of girls out, I
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: wouldn't need to be calling you, brother, your wife is
• 46:27
  Speaker 5: in the back that it's limousine with a man?
• 46:31
  Speaker 12: What the man?
• 46:32
  Speaker 5: What the man?
• 46:34
  Speaker 10: Hey, Julian, Hey, y'all step out, Hey, y'all step by
• 46:36
  Speaker 10: the room for a minute. Man, set out the room
• 46:38
  Speaker 10: for a minute. Step by the room.
• 46:39
  Speaker 9: Just hold on, hold on.
• 46:41
  Speaker 10: Step by the room for a minute. Man, step by
• 46:43
  Speaker 10: the room. Hello, se Hey, hey, look man, you need
• 46:48
  Speaker 10: to come collect man, because this ain't no matter right here.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: Dog, you're saying that.
• 46:52
  Speaker 10: My wife you you got My wife's in the back
• 46:54
  Speaker 10: of the limousine you're driving. Man, she got old off
• 46:57
  Speaker 10: what she got on? What cod that she.
• 46:59
  Speaker 5: Got a a black dress with white lines.
• 47:02
  Speaker 10: And I'm I'm trying, hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 47:08
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to make sure I got the right person.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: That what she had on.
• 47:13
  Speaker 10: You know, my brother, you ain't got that accomplished. And
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: you said that you got my wife? What you the
• 47:19
  Speaker 10: house was talking about this?
• 47:21
  Speaker 9: Just look cute, losten.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't starting this.
• 47:24
  Speaker 10: Look cute and listen for your car. When are you
• 47:28
  Speaker 10: driving that?
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Dog?
• 47:29
  Speaker 10: Where are you driving that?
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 47:30
  Speaker 10: That's all I need to know about you?
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: You have that?
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Okay?
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: Dog?
• 47:38
  Speaker 5: Listen, man, Well I'm trying to say this to you.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: See I've been around. I've been on this road here myself.
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 47:44
  Speaker 10: You know, look, I just came his name to you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 12: It's the row that's sitting in the back. Do she
• 47:51
  Speaker 12: got the curls coming down on the side. That's all
• 47:53
  Speaker 12: I need to know. Does she got the curls is
• 47:54
  Speaker 12: dangling on the side. I ain't hear you about I
• 47:58
  Speaker 12: hear you speak up, man.
• 47:59
  Speaker 5: I said, you're the man. I can't talk loud. Man,
• 48:01
  Speaker 5: they're in the back.
• 48:03
  Speaker 10: Look polish man. You calling me though, and this conceius
• 48:06
  Speaker 10: you won't call, and you you trying to make it straight, right,
• 48:09
  Speaker 10: so you bring your own number.
• 48:10
  Speaker 5: To where I'm at, Boss, Dog. I can't do that, man,
• 48:13
  Speaker 5: I can't bring them up. You ain't do that.
• 48:15
  Speaker 9: Dog.
• 48:15
  Speaker 5: You ain't gonna a crazy mom.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: Up.
• 48:22
  Speaker 10: You ain't me a look though you call me?
• 48:24
  Speaker 12: Put it on the phone.
• 48:25
  Speaker 10: That put on the phone.
• 48:27
  Speaker 5: I can't put the cataphone to a dog.
• 48:29
  Speaker 10: Gett a phone, O, Ben, you need to drive it
• 48:31
  Speaker 10: up where I'm at, boss, trying out where I'm at
• 48:34
  Speaker 10: both because this is gonna be an a right now.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: I just got I said, I want to go up
• 48:40
  Speaker 5: back to my whole.
• 48:42
  Speaker 10: Ye hold up, hold up, damn.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: Cass that man. I can't hear you.
• 48:46
  Speaker 10: Dog, you you listen, listen all this whispering that you
• 48:48
  Speaker 10: need to need to stop this car and say you
• 48:49
  Speaker 10: need to put some stand outside of the car and
• 48:52
  Speaker 10: tell me where the others you at. I could come
• 48:54
  Speaker 10: meet you whenever.
• 48:55
  Speaker 5: The hell you at.
• 48:56
  Speaker 9: Dog.
• 48:56
  Speaker 10: You need to do that. Well to tell honey, you
• 49:00
  Speaker 10: to take the or some.
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: Dogs because okay, you gotta calm down. Man.
• 49:06
  Speaker 10: You don't even know me. Man, you ain't mess with
• 49:08
  Speaker 10: the one to listen about. Here's the thing about. Look,
• 49:11
  Speaker 10: I'm easily gonna find out what little things so the
• 49:14
  Speaker 10: r you drive and I'm gonna find yall or you're
• 49:17
  Speaker 10: gonna have to come and find the dogs. You'll mess
• 49:19
  Speaker 10: with the wrong one. Put on the phone, bouse, put.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: On the phone.
• 49:24
  Speaker 12: They push the phone.
• 49:25
  Speaker 10: Man, it ain't to be Hey, look look, hey, you
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: would help me out. Appreciate the call man.
• 49:30
  Speaker 9: Put up on the phone.
• 49:31
  Speaker 5: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: wait wait rob, Rob, what's that saying? Okay, listen, man,
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: you say this a game?
• 49:37
  Speaker 10: Man, I finla come fired?
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: Hey do you want?
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: You know?
• 49:45
  Speaker 12: Hey?
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: All I know is they're gonna stop at the hotel
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: for a miny man and changed class hotel.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 49:56
  Speaker 12: Just play?
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: Hey?
• 49:57
  Speaker 10: Look you right me down you I'm on my way.
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: I'm on the dog.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Come on, man, don't.
• 50:04
  Speaker 5: Don't at all.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: Don't act like that.
• 50:09
  Speaker 10: Man, And look, you got one more time to be
• 50:11
  Speaker 10: trying to tell me how a stray.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to tell you man, but listen to me.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: I want to tell you one more thing, Man, I
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: ain't got time for no more. One more things.
• 50:20
  Speaker 10: One more thing. You need to be telling me where
• 50:22
  Speaker 10: you're at?
• 50:22
  Speaker 5: Doog where you at?
• 50:23
  Speaker 12: Mane.
• 50:24
  Speaker 5: This is Nephew from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: just got prayed for your wife.
• 50:31
  Speaker 10: No man, Dog, Nephew telling.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: Nephew tell me man, I all the radio Man, yuh.
• 50:47
  Speaker 12: Dog, my bad man.
• 50:48
  Speaker 10: You got me man, he got me Maine guy.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Man before we go, Rob, what is man the baddest
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: radio show? Oh man?
• 50:59
  Speaker 10: This Steve Morning Show with Nephew time.
• 51:09
  Speaker 6: Remember back in the day when you was trying to
• 51:13
  Speaker 6: get busy in the limo, Remember you know no, okay,
• 51:19
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm the only one. I'm sorry.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: That was that inside. Boy, I know exactly where you from.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: Come on, uncle, not a limo action.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: The limo was where it was going down. Boy, what long.
• 51:40
  Speaker 8: You're in that seat facing the other way?
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Wrap that wrap around seat, that rap around.
• 51:44
  Speaker 8: You facing backwards. See, I couldn't sit that way.
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: You know what?
• 51:50
  Speaker 6: Back in the day, when you ride in a limo
• 51:52
  Speaker 6: with Uncle Steve, he don't let you sit by the door.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: You've got to slide all the way into the back. Yeah,
• 51:59
  Speaker 1: would make you crawl. Yeah, okay, we got to get
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: up out of here. I got to get about he
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: got one dough bo got the other people. Yeah, I
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: can be waiting for people get out for sure, lying
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: to the side looking at them blashes and then I gas.
• 52:19
  Speaker 8: Off your equilibrium a bit.
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it does, it does.
• 52:23
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 52:54
  Speaker 6: So not only am I shooting my TV show Ready
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  Speaker 6: to Love in Philly, but I will be there at
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• 53:07
  Speaker 8: Nephew, Thank you. Coming up next Strawberry Letter for today,
• 53:11
  Speaker 8: the subject to the lounge closed last year. We'll get
• 53:13
  Speaker 8: into that find out what that's all about. Right after this.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:20
  Speaker 8: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if
• 53:23
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  Speaker 6: It could be yours. Buckle up and hold on tight.
• 53:42
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• 53:45
  Speaker 8: Thank you, nephew, subject the lounge closed last year. Dear
• 53:49
  Speaker 8: Stephen Shirley, my husband and I have been married for
• 53:52
  Speaker 8: eleven years and we have our separate spaces in the house.
• 53:55
  Speaker 8: This has helped us cope with the day to day
• 53:57
  Speaker 8: stress of being married. I have a group of friends
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: that I play cards with once a month, but I
• 54:02
  Speaker 8: prefer to be at home, watching movies and reading. My
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: husband is nothing like me. He's very outgoing and he
• 54:08
  Speaker 8: loves to be outside, as he calls it. His need
• 54:12
  Speaker 8: to be outside has caused a lot of problems, and
• 54:14
  Speaker 8: it's the reason he's in trouble. He told me a
• 54:17
  Speaker 8: string of bad lies, and I called him out because
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: he thinks I'm stupid. It was almost two a m.
• 54:23
  Speaker 8: When my husband came home Sunday morning. I was knocked out,
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: and he woke me up just to tell me some
• 54:29
  Speaker 8: bad lies. He looked like he had just gotten off work.
• 54:34
  Speaker 8: His clothes were not wrinkled, and he was full of conversation.
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: He said he started drinking after work with a few
• 54:40
  Speaker 8: of his coworkers, and he met up with his doctor
• 54:42
  Speaker 8: after that, and he lost track of time after he
• 54:45
  Speaker 8: went to a cigar lounge downtown. I know for a
• 54:48
  Speaker 8: fact that the lounge that he supposedly went to after
• 54:52
  Speaker 8: midnight closed at eleven PM, back when it was open,
• 54:56
  Speaker 8: but it's been closed since last summer because of water dam.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: He couldn't tell me.
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: He couldn't tell me any of his coworkers' names that
• 55:04
  Speaker 8: he was with, and he stuttered when I asked him
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: which one of his doctors he was hanging with. His
• 55:09
  Speaker 8: clothes didn't smell like cigar smoke at all. He looked
• 55:13
  Speaker 8: as if he had taken off his clothes, taking his
• 55:16
  Speaker 8: clothes off and hung them up at a hotel while
• 55:19
  Speaker 8: he was laying up with his mistress. He said, I
• 55:22
  Speaker 8: jumped to unreasonable conclusions, but he woke me up. Am
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: I wrong to assume that he cheated on me? Well,
• 55:29
  Speaker 8: you know, come on, the stuttering, the stud of stutter,
• 55:32
  Speaker 8: all of that. That's almost like a dead giveaway right there.
• 55:35
  Speaker 8: And no, you're not wrong. You're not unreasonable with your conclusions.
• 55:40
  Speaker 8: You know, you're right, you know, the saying there's nothing
• 55:42
  Speaker 8: open at that time of morning but legs. But to
• 55:47
  Speaker 8: his point, like you said, or to your point, like
• 55:50
  Speaker 8: you said, he woke you up with these bad, bad lies.
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: He was at a club that's been closed for water
• 55:56
  Speaker 8: damage since last summer. Come on, he's so busted. He
• 56:00
  Speaker 8: didn't have any cigar smoke smell. You know a lot
• 56:03
  Speaker 8: of people when when they smoke and stuff like that,
• 56:05
  Speaker 8: it's in their clotheses, in their hair. Come on, dude,
• 56:10
  Speaker 8: no one's picking up any of these stupid lies you're
• 56:12
  Speaker 8: putting down. He may as well tell you the truth
• 56:15
  Speaker 8: at this point. That's what I say, tell you the truth. Uh,
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: you know, at this point this stuff may break up
• 56:22
  Speaker 8: his marriage. But that's the risk he took when he
• 56:25
  Speaker 8: came home at two am with this pack of stupid lies.
• 56:28
  Speaker 8: He should have called Steve. That's what he should have done, Steve.
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: I you know what, man?
• 56:34
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: Do you know? Dudes? Dudes, dudes, bruhs, Listen to me
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: what I can't help you. If he's stupid enough, I'm
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: not gonna be any help you. I can't save this
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: one dog. Y'all been married for eleven years. Y'all got
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: separate spaces in the house, you know, y'all in help
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: y'all cope with the day to day's stress of marriage. Day,
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: today's stress of marriage. Damn doog? I mean this is
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: not good. Marriage has his challenges, admittedly, but every damn
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: day to the point where y'all got separate spaces in
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: the house. And man, it might be time for y'all
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: to just consider getting nobody this here, because this is
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: every day. You rather be at the house. You play
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: cards once a month with some friends, but you rather
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: be at the house reading books and watching movies. He
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: ain't nothing like you, so he want to go outside.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: And that's what the guy is asked in trouble. So
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: now what do you say? What got him in trouble?
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: Is even told you a string of bad lies and
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: he thank you stupid. So it's two am. Your husband
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: came home Sunday morning. I was knocked out and he
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: woke me up to tell tell me some bad lies.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Why did you wake her up? Dog? If you coming
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: in for some dirt at two a m. Get in
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: the house, be quiet, shut your mouth, go to bed.
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: What's the matter with you? Why did you wake her up?
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: And then when you woke her up you had a
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: you dumb look, I got you gonna lie, But damn dog,
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: you gotta organize the lie. The lie has to make
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: some siper. You have to organize your organize. Yeah, you
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: can't te random lies are easy to tell apart. You
• 58:47
  Speaker 1: must categorically organize with a timeline and some facts to
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: the lie. Every lie works that has facts in it. Oh,
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: the only lie that works is the lie that has
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: truth in the lie. One more time, one more time,
• 59:11
  Speaker 1: A lie works, and all lies that are good lies
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: have truth in it. Everything can't be a lie, your
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: dumb ass, You're set up in the here. You said
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: you woke your girl up. You look like you just
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: got off work. Your clothes were not wrinkled. He was
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: full of conversation. He said he was drinking after work
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: with a few of his co workers. He met up
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: with his doctor. Now right here, you're gonna need to
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: know who the coworkers were. You have to know your
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: doctor if you're gonna do that. And then he lost
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: track of time and he went to a cigar line downtown.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: You already got he got to have at least passed
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: by the cigar line. That something.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: All right, boy, this boy right here, All right, Steve,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 8: we'll have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: twenty three minutes after subject is the lounge closed last year.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Morning show.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: The subject is the lounge closed last year.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: Now, let me tell you something. I'm not gonna be
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: able to help this man right here, and I'm gonna
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: tell you something else. I don't even want to because
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: if you're gonna come in here and you just stupid
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: and you lie dumb, I can't help you now this
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: man has stayed out all night. They already got married
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 1: issues because she would rather watch movies and play cards
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: once a month and read at home. He liked to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: be out, and that's how he got in trouble. And
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: now he'dne told his wife a string of bad lies,
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: and she ain't buying none of it, because the woman said,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: he thinks I'm stupid. So Sunday morning, two am, she
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: was knocked out. He came in the house. He woke
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: her up. Rule number one. If you come in late
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: and she sleep, why would you wake up up?
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: Why? Of course you done? And then he started and
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: then he came in and told you a string of
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: bad lives. Now he looked like he had just gotten
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: off work. Dog, when you come in late at night,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: get them clothes off, Go take a shower, right, don't
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: even just let her hear the water run into anything,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: but don't wake up. His clothes weren't wrinkle, she said.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: He's sitting on the edge of the bed talking to
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: a property. Clothes ain't wrinkle close enough to get smelled.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: He said. He started drinking after work with a few
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: of his coworkers. You got you gotta get them lined
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: up and he met with his doctor. You need to
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 1: get that line. He lost track of time and he
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: went to a cigar lounge. You gotta get that lined up.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: All this right now is not a bad lie unless
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: it's not categorically lined up and you have no facts
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: or truths in it. You can't tell a lie, all right.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: I know for a fact here we go that the
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: lounge he supposedly went to after midnight closes at eleven pm.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 1: That you got to get a new cigar lounge if
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: you close, that's a but then and that closed at
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: eleven eight pm back when it was open, But it's
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: been closed since last summer because of water damage. I beat.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: He couldn't tell me any of the names of his coworkers. Dog.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: If you gonna say you was with some coworkers, organize it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: Have some coworkers' names before you wake her up. Had
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: the names have gone by the cigar out? Smoke a
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: cigarette in your car, get some odor on your clothes. Yes,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 1: puffing up in the car, keep them windows up. You
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 1: ain't got to do nothing else. Drive by the club,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: call somebody to make sure the club would go by.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: Take a picture of anything. You ain't do none of this.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: He couldn't tell me because and then he studied when
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: you asked him which one of his doctors he was
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: hanging with. Now we got another problem. Cole got a
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: man that got some damn medical issues. How many damn
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: doctors you got?
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: But he was stuttering though he couldn't name any.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: One of his doctors. How many doctors? So now you
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: don't have the doctor's name. You ain't got the coworker's name.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: You'd have mentioned the club that's closed, and you ain't.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Having no sense to smoke a cigaret in your car
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: on the way home, His clothes didn't smell like cigar smoked.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: He looked as if he had taken off his clothes
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: and hung them up at the hotel while he was
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: laying up with his mistress. Lady foul assumption, He said,
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: I jumped to unreasonable conclusions. Well you know why she
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: did that, because you stupid, Because you didn't organize your
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: damn lie. You told a lie that ain't had no
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: truth in it. Coworkers you don't know their names. Doctor
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you don't know his name. You went to a cigar
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: loud that ain't even open. You smoked a cigar, but
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: you don't smell like it. Boy, dumb, You just dumb
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: like a damn dough knob. And on top of all that,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: you woke her up to tell this unfinished lie, this
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: underproduced lie, this lie. It ain't gonna get bought on Netflix.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna get on Hulu with this mess. You
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: have got to produce your lies better. You need to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 1: hire a lie producer. That's what you need to do.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: If you're not a line producer.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: No, a line producer track of all the costs of
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: a production. You need a lie producer. You need somebody
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: who can produce lies for you because you need to
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: the best. Am I wrong to assume he cheated on me? Lady?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: You are free to take this non non regulated, organized
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 1: lie in any direction you choose. You can say he
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: was out committing to murder if you want to. You
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: can say he was out digging ditches. You can say
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: he was out applying for a job in Nairobi. You
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: can tell it. You could do it, cause his lie
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: is unsubstantiated here with zero facts, Fellas, every lie must
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: contain truth.
• 1:06:12
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  Speaker 8: Right after this.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 8: It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
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  Speaker 7: What you got Junior, well, shirly nine days away is
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  Speaker 11: Ma'am.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 7: Just out here working to change in shape of sickle cell.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: So that's what I'm working on. That's what I got
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: going on. Also, tonight Game two between the Pacers and Celtics.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: The Celtics took game one one thirty three to one
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: twenty eight.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 7: James Brown hit a late three point shot with six
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 7: point five six left to send the game in the overtime,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 7: where they took it over at one seventeen one seventeen
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: and the Celtics pulled it off one thirty three to
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 7: one twenty eight. Now, n what that Ken said? Here's
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: another sport thing I have to ask, and I'm just
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: telling you. Can it really be true?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: If other than this was a sport, would Timmy be winning?
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 4: Wow?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: Wow, man, I can't believe today, I couldn't work and
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: everybody believe you sexy all of a sudden.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Wow, I can't. You ain't coming to my barbecue now?
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: You cute? This is too much for me. I'm struggling
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: with this.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 8: You may not have a fense, but you know, you
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: know the truth.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: I know I know other tractor when I see it,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: like I know that face ain't out there. I know
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: that you know ugly and you see it. No, these
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: looks they hurt your feeling. Yes he did. Okay, Now
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: you know something you is different looking you?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 4: Tommy?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 13: What you you?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: If you was a turtle, you was a turtle, you'd
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: be you'd be nice. If you were a wolf? Ringe
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: got you ain't got.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 7: I just don't see it though, I'm looking at you
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 7: every day and they gonna call in here at the
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: at the mask.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: What what was the question you asked me.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 8: If it wasn't sports, what place would Tommy be in?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: God? Last than this was? What place with Tommy Lane?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 1: Do you want me to answer you? Please? As for
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: me today? What place would Tommy?
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: On the cofor of the WHEDI box. No way, y'all
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: be on company read the back of the seal box.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Why are you looking at?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. I tried to stay out of it,
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: but you no help me.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: I can't take this, not this.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 6: No, hey, it's been confirmed. I'm sexy and I'm not.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do it with y'all.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: Y'all know ignore him to call? All right?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: Coming up?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: No, thank you? I needed that. Coming up. I'm waiting.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 8: A man on social media needs some advice. He wants
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 8: to know Steve, is it okay to lie to his girlfriend?
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: We'll talk about it right after this.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 8: This is from Jordan on Steve Harvey f Them. Jordan says,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 8: my girlfriend and I have been together for about six months.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 8: When we first started dating, I was hooking up with
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 8: another girl who's friends with both of us. I told
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 8: my girlfriend that I was kind of dating someone casually
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 8: when we first started seeing each other, but that I
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 8: broke it off when things look like they were getting
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 8: more serious between us, which is all accurate and truthful.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 8: I lied to her though, by telling her it was
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: someone she doesn't know, because I don't want it to
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 8: affect our relationship with our friend. So Jorda wants to know,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 8: is this little lie acceptable to protect my girlfriend's feelings
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 8: and to not have her think anything bad about our friend.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: That's what he wants to know, to see perfectly what
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: that was? Perfect? That is perfect. I mean, I'm just
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: the pride that I have to be that young and
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: to think it out that there. Yes, shut your damn mouth,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: you know, make you've already said it. You've already said
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: you were seeing somebody and then but you broke it
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: off when it got more sinous. But you didn't want
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: to tell us who it was, and you don't have to.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: She's not gonna tell you everybody she been there. No,
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: let's revert back to this Strawberry letter, because this is
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. Uh. When you lie, your lie,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: in order for it to be effective, must contain some truth. Now,
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: this young man right here has truth in this life.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: I'm just so proud of you.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: You know, It's just.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I can't you know, I'm damn the emotional about it,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: because when I see somebody who understands the art of
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: what it is and how it's done, it's just it
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: just it warms. I mean, wow, thank you.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 8: All right, Well take a breather. As we move on
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 8: to bow On, Steve Harvey f them both says I
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 8: was dating this woman for a few months. We had
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 8: sex maybe yeah, five times, and one of the times
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 8: we didn't have a condom, but she said she was
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 8: on the pills, so I didn't worry about it a
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 8: few weeks. A few weeks later, she and I meet
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 8: up and she tells me she's pregnant. I'm understandably freaking out,
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 8: but I decided to do the right thing and be supportive,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 8: regardless of how our relationship works out or what she
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 8: did or what she decides to do. Then, earlier this week,
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 8: I got a text from a number I don't know
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 8: telling me she's manipulating me and that the baby isn't mine.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 8: I really don't know what to do now. Should I
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: confront her and tell her about the text, or should
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 8: I just continue to be supportive and see what happened?
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: How do you mean? See what happened?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 9: Though?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Listen to me. But you know if you have doubts,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: you got to get it right. This got this got
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 1: blood tensit avel. Yes, yes, this got unity tests you
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: written all over. Now, be a man about it, because
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: if it's yours, you don't want to mistreat this in
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 1: any way. So be supportive. It's okay. You know she's
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: telling you it's yours. You have and you know what
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: you did. You know the possibility is that for you
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: to look at the time frame because at one time
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 1: you didn't was probably the last time, and now something
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: didn't happen. When you know how the months go, you
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: can count. So you got to be respectful because the
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: girl could be telling the truth now if you be
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: manipulated and it ain't chre after the when the babies.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 1: But I don't know if you can do it now.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: I think you gotta wait because the baby boys. But
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: you got to get it. You got to get a
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: paternity test. You've seen enough episodes of moripo text jeeve,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: y'all got to be protected though, Man, what'd you say?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 8: What about the text that it got saying it wasn't
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: that he's being manipulated.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: What you said from a number you don't know, So
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: you don't know. The devil is busy on all on
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: all walks. It could be somebody try and destroy the girl.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: It could be somebody just messing with you. It could
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: just be somebody messing so you don't know. Yeah, but
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 1: you have to you have to take this girl's word
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: for it for right now. You have there's a way
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 1: to get tested before go do that.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 8: But now we're gonna need some testing, don yes, all right,
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 8: thank you. Coming up more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: Show right after this you're listening.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: Morning show.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: The controversial dating app Ashley Madison has revealed the top
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 8: American cities for adulterree. Okay, keep in mind, this dating
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 8: app slogan is life is short, have an affair. Okay,
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 8: So that's there's there's motto and their slogan. All right,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: here's some of the top cheating cities. This is according
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: to Ashley Madison. All Right, Buffalo, New York, Tampa, Las Vegas.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 8: We all should know that one, right, Atlanta, Richmond, Virginia, Cincinnati,
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 8: Uh huh, Baton Rouge wow. Uh, Miami fell off from
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 8: the number one spot. Any guesses on what the number
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  Speaker 8: one spot might be? You're any guesses?
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  Speaker 1: Hello?
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  Speaker 8: You would think so DC. Nope, Steve, New York, New York. No,
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  Speaker 8: good guess. It's all good guesses.
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  Speaker 1: But no down Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 8: You talk Atlanta, excellent guests. But the number one is Columbus, Ohio. Columbus, Hio,
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  Speaker 8: the number one. Yeah, and Cleveland's also in there. Cleveland's
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  Speaker 8: in there, oh three, Ohio, Cleveland, the Cleveland Columbus.
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  Speaker 1: I knew that for the survey was out everybody in Cleveland.
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  Speaker 1: No light too short?
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  Speaker 8: Coming up in thirty three minutes after we'll play around it.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather right after this?
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  Speaker 3: You're listening hard? Morning show?
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  Speaker 1: Time?
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  Speaker 8: Now for a round it? Would you rather? Would you
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  Speaker 8: rather wear a cape everywhere? Or would you wear an
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  Speaker 8: eye patch everywhere?
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  Speaker 1: For a year? Come, I'm put this cape one concert
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  Speaker 1: no no LTD lt D O TD had cape El
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  Speaker 1: Soperman everywhere. I got that calf.
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  Speaker 8: Would you wear one today?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Would you wear one today nowadays?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? I'm definitely uh huh, I can see it all right.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather have sex?
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  Speaker 1: I'd be looking around, but I can hear that out
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  Speaker 1: there because I say hunh too many times.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather have sex seven days a week? Or
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: would you rather have sex just once a month?
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  Speaker 1: Which one seven day? Seven days? Great? Yeah? Great?
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  Speaker 8: Was the racing you're gonna perform seven days?
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  Speaker 11: Wow?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it ain't gonna I ain't gonna be long now,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna hold.
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  Speaker 8: Don't we expect I'm not. We just did to lower
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  Speaker 8: your expectations.
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  Speaker 1: You're be disappointed? Would be because she got somewhere to go?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, she's gonna be there. I gotta go to work.
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  Speaker 1: But well, wait a minute, watch it some days on
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  Speaker 1: day two? Yeah, leaving already going to this job? All right?
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather marry someone with no emotions, no emotions,
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  Speaker 8: or would you rather marry someone that's a compulsive liar?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I want a non emotional person.
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  Speaker 8: Oh you don't want to marry a liar? Liars?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Because I'm not because I know that game?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah with you every damn day.
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  Speaker 8: So what about being married to someone with no emotions?
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  Speaker 1: I love it when I do something wrong, shing no emotion,
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  Speaker 1: I love it.
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  Speaker 8: What but when you do something right no emotions as well.
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  Speaker 1: That's fine I get over there. I got emotions. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you don't get nothing for doing nothing right when you're married.
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  Speaker 1: Nohing you.
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  Speaker 9: O.
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  Speaker 8: Father's Day is coming up.
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  Speaker 3: You just reminded me.
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  Speaker 9: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna get stop.
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  Speaker 8: Would you rather do a cannonball dive into a kiddie pool?
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  Speaker 8: Or would you rather do a cannonball dive into a
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  Speaker 8: hot tub? You're find the break some either bither way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna survive either. Winter Well, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to hurt the kids. No kids, want to burn yourself today?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I guess I get. I'm not gonna be
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  Speaker 1: breaking my back on the edge of that hot tub.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump in there with them key and let
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  Speaker 1: him push up my fall. I'm gonna do the kiddy pool.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, that's today's rounded. Would you rather coming up next?
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  Speaker 8: It's our last break of the day, and we'll close
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  Speaker 8: out the show with the one and only Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: right after this. You're listening.
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  Speaker 3: Morning show?
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  Speaker 8: All right, guys, here we are, last break.
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  Speaker 1: Of the day. Yeah, Hey, Shirley, before we do this,
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  Speaker 1: I got something really important I want to do for
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  Speaker 1: a fe end of mine. I've been knowing this friend
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  Speaker 1: of mine for a number of years. Man, I mean
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  Speaker 1: just one solid. He's just a solid man. He lives
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  Speaker 1: out in LA. Man, He's helped me so many times.
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  Speaker 1: His wife is forty two years old. Her name is Kitty.
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  Speaker 1: I won't give their last name. I'm just gonna say Kitty.
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  Speaker 1: His wife's name is Kitty. She's forty two years old.
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  Speaker 1: She's with in stage kidney disease. Kitty has in stage
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  Speaker 1: kidney disease. She's currently on dialysis, and the sister's not
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  Speaker 1: doing well. When I tell you, this is a beautiful
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  Speaker 1: woman mine. They have a family. They got eleven year
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  Speaker 1: old daughter. This woman is beautiful inside and out. Her
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  Speaker 1: husband is about the solid of a dude I've ever met.
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  Speaker 1: But Kitty's in really, really bad shape and she's in
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  Speaker 1: urgent need of a kidney transplant. Reason I'm doing this
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  Speaker 1: because this not only could help her, but so many
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 1: people out there. The waiting list and time for a
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  Speaker 1: deceased kidney donation is very long, anywhere between six to
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 1: ten years in LA if you're waiting for a deceased kidney.
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  Speaker 1: But there are people who are compatible who could donate
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  Speaker 1: a living kidney. Now. The reason I'm saying is this
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  Speaker 1: is just a chance for some people to give back.
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  Speaker 1: There is a higher chance of dying on dialysis rather
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: than getting the kidney transplant. So sadly, Kitty's mom also
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: died from kidney failure last year. She was only fifty
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 1: eight years old. And Kitty has this, like I told you,
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 1: eleven year old daughter named Kaylee, and she needs her
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 1: mom to live, and her husband needs his wife and
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: he's broken hearted about this. And as I was talking
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  Speaker 1: to her, I just said I would do this. Therefore,
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  Speaker 1: Kitty needs a living kidney donor to reduce the waiting time,
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  Speaker 1: and there are people who are capable bull of doing this.
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  Speaker 1: Now there is an opportunity to give back and help
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  Speaker 1: Kitty by considering a living kidney donation now. In the
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: right setting, kidney donation is a safe process with minimal risk,
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  Speaker 1: and the gift of life helps not just the patient
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: but also the family, society, humanity at large. It enriches
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: the life of not just the recipient but also the donor.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to learn more ways on how you
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  Speaker 1: can help Kitty, I'm gonna call this help Kitty get
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  Speaker 1: a kidney. That's what I'm gonna call this. If you
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  Speaker 1: want to know more ways of how you can help
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: Kitty in her journey and Core Kidney's mission. Get in
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  Speaker 1: touch with us at this website. Now, you can go
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  Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey FM dot com. You can go to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM dot com and look up this website.
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  Speaker 1: It's called Core Kidney c O R E Core Kidney
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  Speaker 1: at mednet dot U c l A dot E d U.
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  Speaker 1: Core c O R E Kidney at med net dot
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  Speaker 1: U c l A E d U. So if you
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  Speaker 1: can help us out in any way, you can. Okay,
• 1:23:24
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  Speaker 1: dot com and you can see this story. I will
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  Speaker 13: Right, and we'll also have it on Steve Harvey FM
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  Speaker 13: on Instagram to Steve Information.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Graham, Wow, And I'm gonna put it on my
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  Speaker 1: I G page too. I'm gonna put it on my page.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what I wanted to say. I'm gonna help
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  Speaker 1: kid out if we can get it kill. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a dear friend, man, This brother is just solid.
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  Speaker 13: Man.
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, this is the first time I've
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  Speaker 1: personally known the family going through this. Me personally, I'm
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 1: pretty sure it's a common thing, but I've never been
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: touched by it personally, and so finally we found a way.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm in contact with them constantly and everything.
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: I've done everything I can possibly can, and now this
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: is all I got left is to use my radio
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 1: platform to save them. So that's what we got going.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be a great day to day. Thank you
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: all for listening. JR. Let me just say this, folks,
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: get out of here. Let let me say this to
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 1: my two co hosts, my comedian stars, Junior and Tommy.
• 1:24:34
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna address both your thirty seconds to each thirty
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  Speaker 1: seconds to First of all, let me deal with my nephew, Tommy.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: Tommy is sad that you won't admit that you ugly
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: and deal with the fact that you're not an attractive man.
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: That's a sad, sad moment in life. I would it
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 1: would help you greatly if you would just come to
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: the realization stop lying to yourself. Sidney for a woman,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: and I'm just not I'm just trying to ask you
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 1: to just come on over to the other side, because
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: this where you at. Stop listening to these old ass
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: people calling in in, calling you cute. That's my thirty
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 1: seconds for you. And over this holiday weekend, I want
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: you to realize that and deal with that. Junior. Here's
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: what I want you to realize over the holiday weekend.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: Ain't nobody coming to your damn house because you ain't
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 1: got no fense. Ain't nobody sitting up in the backyard
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: having people walk up to you like we all need
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: an open air, like we are some damn festival or something.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Quitn't lying to me telling that, Ain't nobody gonna come
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 1: over and bother me? You know good? And hell, well,
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 1: everybody gonna come over there as soon as they find
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: out I'm in your damn backyard. And another thing, ain't
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 1: nobody sitting there come over your house? And you ain't
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: buying but twenty five dollars a week for me. I'm
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: not Finnsha sit up in here as a poor person
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: trying to decide if I'm gonna have a chicken wing
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: or damn saucer. Stop that those are my clothes remarks today.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Enjoy yourself, y'all, take care of yourself. God bless you,
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: and talk to God, because Steve through talking with your
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: Tommy Junior, Steve is.
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