8:45 Idiotology March 18, 2026: It Happened Again...
Cat's intestinal blockage found to be 26 swallowed hair ties, 18-year-old woman passed over for realestate agent job because her "car was too old", Masked soccer fan illegally entered field and unplugged the insatant replay monitor, 'It Happened Again': Man killed in industrial press machine in Ohio
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