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Silk Sonic, Congressional Reenactment, TIP Harris Comedy, Forbes and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all back a suit all looking back to back,
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  Speaker 1: giving them just like amzing bu bu things and it's
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  Speaker 1: not good. Steve to mother, stay, don't join me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta use that turn. You gotta turn to turn them out. Turn,
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  Speaker 1: got to turn them out to turn turn the water
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  Speaker 1: the water. Come, come on your thing, h I sure
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  Speaker 1: will A good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, dig me NW what it only Steve Harley
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show today. I want to just share
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  Speaker 1: something with you along your way to wherever it is
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to get to. You know, everybody has a
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  Speaker 1: different definition for success, and I'm not. I'm not here
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  Speaker 1: to tell you what joy should be. I mean, please
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  Speaker 1: pursue whatever you think success he is aim as high
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  Speaker 1: as you can though, that's for sure. My father used
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  Speaker 1: to say all the time. I'm sure you all have
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  Speaker 1: heard it in different variations, but he used to always say,
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  Speaker 1: aim for the moon. Just in case you miss, you'll
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  Speaker 1: still be amongst the stars. Just say that to me
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  Speaker 1: all the time. So that always was in me to
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  Speaker 1: aim high. Now he wasn't saying aim with the intent
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  Speaker 1: to miss. He was just saying aim. In case you miss,
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  Speaker 1: you're still amongst the stars. If you aim for the moon.
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  Speaker 1: But if you just aim for that first flow window
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  Speaker 1: and you miss it, you know, usually run into some
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  Speaker 1: type of wall and nothing happens. You slither down. You know.
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  Speaker 1: In my book, act like a lady, think like a man.
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  Speaker 1: I told her people that men love three ways. They profess,
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  Speaker 1: they provide, they protect, and that's the core essence of
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  Speaker 1: a man's love. Well, there's some other peas in life too.
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  Speaker 1: The number one thing you have to understand about trying
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  Speaker 1: to be successful, and I guess I call this the
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  Speaker 1: four peas. I may come up with five along the way.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just talking as is given to me.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna summer start by saying, as these are
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  Speaker 1: the four peas of success that you have to get
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  Speaker 1: ready for. One, it's pressure. A lot of it is
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  Speaker 1: applied by the circumstance of what you're trying to go
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  Speaker 1: for and what you're trying to do, but a lot
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  Speaker 1: of it also is self imposed pressure. It's what you
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  Speaker 1: put on yourself to make it. It's a sense of
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  Speaker 1: urgency it's a sense of necessity. But pressure is the
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  Speaker 1: first thing I want you to be ready for. And
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  Speaker 1: pressure comes in a lot of different forms, but it's
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  Speaker 1: going to be pressured. As an old saying that pressure
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  Speaker 1: buster to pipe. See, that's why most people turn around
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  Speaker 1: because of the pressure of trying to be successful. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to get it in your mind that it
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  Speaker 1: is going to be a pressure rized situation on your
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  Speaker 1: rise to the top. Pressure, but understand that that it
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  Speaker 1: is what it is, is not going to change. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: Prepare yourself, get ready for there to be pressure. The
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  Speaker 1: second thing I want you to understand is when you
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  Speaker 1: receive this pressure, you have to persist. You got to
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  Speaker 1: stay at it. You got to develop a dog getness
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  Speaker 1: has a There's a song who says, why must I
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  Speaker 1: feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothing
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  Speaker 1: but the dog in me? That's a funny line in
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  Speaker 1: that song because really I was thinking about it one day.
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  Speaker 1: I was humming it and and it, and it occurred
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  Speaker 1: to me, said, why must I feel like that? Why
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  Speaker 1: must I chase the cat? Nothing but the dog get me?
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  Speaker 1: And you know, now you could take it into literal
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  Speaker 1: says that the cat chases the dog because it's innately
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  Speaker 1: is in his spirit. That cats and dogs are a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times enemies. Now people have pets in him,
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  Speaker 1: proving that if you show love on both sides, they
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  Speaker 1: can exist. And that happens too, but naturally innately, when
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  Speaker 1: your cat goes by a dog and your dog don't
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  Speaker 1: recognize him, that some barking going on. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: just walking through the neighborhood or something. So, but the
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  Speaker 1: reason that this dog's so persistent towards this cat is
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  Speaker 1: just cause it's in him. It's innately in him. And
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  Speaker 1: what I'm saying to you, just using that as an analogy,
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  Speaker 1: is that you got to be you got to be
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  Speaker 1: persistent in that. You got to develop some dog in
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  Speaker 1: you now because pressure takes some fighting back. See if
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  Speaker 1: you don't fight back against pressure, pressure buster pipes, So
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  Speaker 1: what you think it will do to you? Pressure, crack walls,
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  Speaker 1: pressure calls, explosions. So if you don't fight back to
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  Speaker 1: hold it in, you understand pressure does most people in
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  Speaker 1: the simple thing called pressure, the weight of what it
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  Speaker 1: feels like to want to be successful every single day,
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  Speaker 1: over and over and over and over and over. It's
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  Speaker 1: just too much pressure people crack. You got to persist.
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  Speaker 1: You have to persist. You can the thought of giving
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  Speaker 1: up can come, but you got to get it out.
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  Speaker 1: You got to persist. The next thing I want you
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  Speaker 1: to think about is another something that I've been thinking
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  Speaker 1: about for years and learn for years. It's called perseverance.
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  Speaker 1: To persist means to insist. Its keyword in insist and
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  Speaker 1: persistence insists you must. You must insist that this is
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  Speaker 1: going to happen. Now, the persist I'm assuming means it's
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  Speaker 1: a proaction. It's some type of proaction that you go
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  Speaker 1: towards it to make it. You know, persist, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: be persistent. You gotta be constantly at insisting that it happens.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta be constantly at it. But the next thing
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  Speaker 1: I want you to remember is perseverance. Perseverance is important.
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  Speaker 1: Perseverance means that when you've done your best, when you've persisted,
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  Speaker 1: when you're fighting back against the pressure. Perseverance simply means
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to hang in here when if a crack
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  Speaker 1: come into pipe, I'm gonna hang in there. If the
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  Speaker 1: pipe bust, I'm gonna keep going. If I got to
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  Speaker 1: put duct, take mud, whatever I got to put on
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  Speaker 1: this thing. Man, I'm gonna use perseverance. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: stay with it no matter what. So we're looking at
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  Speaker 1: the three things again. You got to understand that it's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be pressure that you're gonna have to persist. Keyword
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  Speaker 1: and persistence. You have to insist that no matter what
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  Speaker 1: the pressure is, I'm gonna stay with it. But then perseverance.
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  Speaker 1: If it goes wrong, Man, you got to get in
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  Speaker 1: there and keep fighting. But then Lord Him Mercy. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: helps you handle the three peas better than the fourth pea.
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  Speaker 1: You got to pray. You got to use prayer. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta talk to God. You gotta use faith. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: have some conferences with him late at night, early in
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  Speaker 1: the morning, in the middle of the afternoon, when you
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  Speaker 1: own the train, when you're driving. You got to talk
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  Speaker 1: to God. Man, you gotta get yourself some help along
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  Speaker 1: the way. Nothing is bigger than prayer. There is nothing
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  Speaker 1: bigger than prayer. Prayer will help you overcome the pressure.
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  Speaker 1: Prayer will help you stay persistent, and Lord Him Mercy,
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  Speaker 1: prayer will help you persevere them is the faux peas.
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  Speaker 1: God gave that to me. I'm passing it on I've
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  Speaker 1: got sunshine, Hey, on a cloudy day when it's cold outside,
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  Speaker 1: I got the mouth of may Well. I guess you say,
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  Speaker 1: what can make me feel this way? My response is
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  Speaker 1: my girl? What you're talking about, Steve, I'm talking about
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  Speaker 1: my girl? Who my girl? That gold for everybody. Welcome
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all popped it off
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  Speaker 1: just like that. The components of this show is Shirley Strawberry,
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  Speaker 1: the wonderful caller Forrrel, the girl out of Mississippi, Monica
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  Speaker 1: that Junior kills Spates, the legend that is Nephew Tommy,
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  Speaker 1: and of course yours truly, ladies and gentlemen, we are here. Junior.
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  Speaker 1: Once on your mind today, Uncle, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: something now. We got to get this right, cousin, and
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  Speaker 1: we reconvene on Monday. It's the big day. It's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be Valentine's Day because you please go through a series
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  Speaker 1: of dudes and don'ts for these men because this game
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  Speaker 1: is on Sunday and Valentine's Day is the very next day. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I have told y'all be warn fellas, be warn. You
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  Speaker 1: have to create the appearance that Valentine's Day is more
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  Speaker 1: important than that damn super Bowl. Now, I know in
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  Speaker 1: your eyes it ain't. I know in your heart it ain't.
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  Speaker 1: I know this, but I am telling you because the
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  Speaker 1: NFL has added that extra game, it has moved super
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  Speaker 1: Bowl back a week, NICs Hall up in Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 1: This is a trick you have gotten to make that
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  Speaker 1: up Valentine. I'm telling you, man, NFL man, they didn't met.
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  Speaker 1: They mess they self up because who is the NFL
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  Speaker 1: A bunch of damn men? When you stupid ass listen
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  Speaker 1: to me, you have got to make Valentine's Day appeal
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  Speaker 1: bigger than the super Bowl. I'm gonna do that, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. I just know you got to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't give damn what you got to do because
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  Speaker 1: there's too many particulars out here. But all this effort
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  Speaker 1: you're putting into these super Bowl parties, yeah, you gotta
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  Speaker 1: put that same effort into the next day. Now. See
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  Speaker 1: a lot of y'all have shot your budget on this
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  Speaker 1: super Bowl. Not have told you because you didn't think
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  Speaker 1: this out. Because you got all this money going into
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  Speaker 1: the super Bowl party, and see you got you can't
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  Speaker 1: do no tricky stuff like I was gonna suggest that
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  Speaker 1: you do something real romantic at halftime in front of
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  Speaker 1: everybody for your girl, But you can't this year because
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  Speaker 1: this body wanted to damn their biggest halftime show because
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  Speaker 1: you cut doctor Dre snoop, Mary J. Blige and him
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  Speaker 1: knee them off, and everybody at your house gonna have
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  Speaker 1: a problem with your ass, probably including your wife or girl.
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  Speaker 1: So now you don't have that to do. You can't
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  Speaker 1: do nothing after the game because you're gonna be tired,
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  Speaker 1: and y'all got clean house up. Yeah, I am warning you.
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  Speaker 1: This could mean one of the best disastrous weekends in
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  Speaker 1: the history of sports. And Valentine's Date for the first time,
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  Speaker 1: the big game and the big date is right back
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  Speaker 1: to back. I've been sorry for y'all. Uncle Steve has spoken,
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  Speaker 1: so glad, I ain't you Forine's doing up. At thirty
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  Speaker 1: two minutes after the hour, we'll hear from the nephew
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  Speaker 1: and run that prank back right after this you're listening show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, it is time to run that prank back
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  Speaker 1: with the nephew. Hey, nef what you got. First of all,
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  Speaker 1: I'm in Huspital, Alabama. Y'all got to understand I'm not
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  Speaker 1: where y'all at norm This is not a normal morning
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  Speaker 1: for me. Okay, yes, I'm freshall the mike from last night.
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  Speaker 1: That's so stupid. It's still in my veins. Do you
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  Speaker 1: understand what I'm saying. It's pumping, it's flowing, it's going.
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  Speaker 1: It's stupid. So we're gonna let's get on right into
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  Speaker 1: the stupid business this morning. This prank is super Bowl.
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  Speaker 1: I'll stand up comedy live, comedy club a stage. Yeah
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  Speaker 1: you that tonight too, tonight, to to night, to tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: back home for the super Bowl, ready for Valentine's on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: I got my plan together. I didn't bout something already.
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  Speaker 1: I got dinner set already. I ain't really stupid to
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  Speaker 1: be on it. Which okay, well let me put you're fun.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that's not true. But go ahead though, you
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  Speaker 1: just playing right. Here is the super Bowl trip. This
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  Speaker 1: is the super Bowl trip. Hello, I'm trying to reach
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  Speaker 1: a Martina. Please, I'll see's not in right at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: Can I take a message or somebody can help you
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  Speaker 1: with Actually I'm giving a call to make sure, double
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  Speaker 1: checking on confirmation for mister and no man, Now that
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  Speaker 1: may be mistake because you're going by herself. I'm not going,
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  Speaker 1: so that should be you should that should be missing.
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  Speaker 1: That's all? Oh okay, all right, Well I'll tell you
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  Speaker 1: what we have. We have her schedule. We wanted to
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  Speaker 1: make sure we gave the confirmation and uh, you know,
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  Speaker 1: with a big weekend like this, we're double checking and
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  Speaker 1: making sure everybody's actually coming and getting their rooms because
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: you know, you're subject to get charged for it. And
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  Speaker 1: we definitely have the honeymoon sweet waiting on her. Who
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  Speaker 1: honeymoons week? Man, we've been married seventeen years. What's you
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: talking about honeymoon sweek? Well, we got you, you see,
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  Speaker 1: mister and missus. What's the name on that, Miss Martin?
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  Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? That's my wife? Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 1: and we've got Tony as well. Who who Tony? My
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: name is Vernon? Say what my name is? Vernon? Who
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  Speaker 1: the hell is Tony? So? Um, wow, we we have
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  Speaker 1: we're this is uh the wrong one. I think I
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  Speaker 1: got the wrong one. Man. Okay, did you guys make
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  Speaker 1: reservations here at the hotel and for the Super Bowl weekend?
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  Speaker 1: My wife is going to this weekend to be with
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  Speaker 1: her sick Auntie. That's what she told me. Now I
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  Speaker 1: don't know len about and those, but you know what, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: keep talking to me, Yeah, okay, keep talking to me, because, uh,
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  Speaker 1: this is getting really interesting right here. She's coming to
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  Speaker 1: because I have a mister and missus Martina and Tony,
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  Speaker 1: they're coming. We have the honeymoon suite here for the
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  Speaker 1: Super Bowl weekend, checking in tomorrow and checking out on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: Pol Now, you know what this is right here because
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  Speaker 1: she now I got said she told me she was
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  Speaker 1: going to see her seek Auntie, and I told her,
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  Speaker 1: coul I paid for the damn taking myself. I got
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  Speaker 1: my tax returning back and I paid for my damn
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  Speaker 1: self so she can go out there. And you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me this hell for the many reservations and because this
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  Speaker 1: is about look, I mean, what the hell now, Victor, Victor,
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  Speaker 1: what's your name again? But my name is Vernon, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: mister Vernon, sir. I first of all, I do apologize.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just a you know, cas here and in the
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  Speaker 1: reservations and basically they just got us calling because it's
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  Speaker 1: a weekend. And you know, if you if you don't
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  Speaker 1: come in your your card to definitely get charged they
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  Speaker 1: got you. Well, y'all been not charged nothing to my card.
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  Speaker 1: Do don't charge mat fact, I want to cancel this reservation.
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  Speaker 1: She can can fall back in as far as I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 1: This is let him walk out up in here right now.
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  Speaker 1: Let n't walk out up in here right now because
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  Speaker 1: he this is this Okay, so let's let's just slow
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  Speaker 1: Let's slow down a minute. Let's slow down. Maybe there's
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  Speaker 1: just a mistake here. I mean, no man, uh uh
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  Speaker 1: the hunting them see at the no one she told
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  Speaker 1: no wonder I'm like, she told me she needed two
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  Speaker 1: hundred dollars for them hotel, me for the hotel room. Yeah,
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: well actually it's uh well, they must be splitting in here.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's it's about four hundred and something at night
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  Speaker 1: for this room. Excuse me, she didn't pay that much
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  Speaker 1: for my day hunting ring. Wow. Okay, well I'll tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, sir. Is there anyway I can I can
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: call back and speak to Martina so I can go
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  Speaker 1: never in life call back to this, okay, because she
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: if you call back here talking about this, because he
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  Speaker 1: don't need you normally answer this phone. Okay, this is
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: her phone. She want to go running aaron from me,
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: and but don't you never call this phone back again
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  Speaker 1: because she she ain't coming, not this lifetime. She's not.
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  Speaker 1: But uh, you know what, I want to thank you though,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you let me in on what was up. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I knew it. Okay, Okay, mister Vernon, slow down, some
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  Speaker 1: man hain't on. Okay, now listen. What I have to
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  Speaker 1: do is I have to talk to the person that
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: made the reservation in order to cancel it. Now, you
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: tell any means you're counseling right now, but I need
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  Speaker 1: to hear that from missus Martina that it's causing me.
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  Speaker 1: Did she get back? She's gonna be even talk to you.
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  Speaker 1: You can councel it now, I'm telling you now, counselor
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  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be no honeymoon. Okay. We've been there
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  Speaker 1: for seventeen years, we got folk kids, and I'm sitting
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  Speaker 1: back here dog counceling. Now. I'm telling me the counsel
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  Speaker 1: I cannot cancel it without speaking to her. I tell
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: you what your best biden is to counsel that, because
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: if you put a charge on it, I'm will try
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: to and find Joe. What's your name excuse me, what's
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: your name? I'm Brian, Sir Brian. If there's one charge
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  Speaker 1: with my critical, I will find you, sir. Let means,
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  Speaker 1: do you have on the number where I can call him?
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  Speaker 1: And maybe you know you know what. I don't gonna
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  Speaker 1: have Tony's number in the minute because I got her phone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm to go through it and find it because this
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  Speaker 1: is some and she's gonna getting with Tony. So if
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  Speaker 1: you called back here, you're not gonna get her because
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: she's gonna be over there with that. Okay, sir. Now
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  Speaker 1: there's one more person that's on the scheduled on the
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  Speaker 1: room women personally doing the threesome. I'm not sure. Now
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  Speaker 1: I got another person on the on schedule on here.
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  Speaker 1: This can't get no words. Come on with it you
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  Speaker 1: want to I'm sorry. You want the name of the
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: I want the name? Yes, come on with it. You
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  Speaker 1: can tell me everything else. Okay, I got a a
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: somebody named Nephew Tommy. Excuse me, Hey, man got here
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  Speaker 1: and this is Nephew Tommy, man for the Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 1: Martin show. Your wife got me to prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: with you. I'm gonna I'm gonna being here, at that
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  Speaker 1: to be. Hey man, Okay, that's who she's been talking
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  Speaker 1: to you on the phone. Yep, yeah, you got me. Hey,
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: I gotta ask you what is the baddest and I'm
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: talking about the baddest man radio show in the land,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're well, thank You're well, all right,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, nephew. Coming up next, it is asked the CLO.
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  Speaker 1: With our Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building,
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  Speaker 1: ready for your love questions. Right after this, you're listening
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• 20:35
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• 20:39
  Speaker 1: Chris Cuomo is demanding a sixty million dollar settlement. Okay,
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: it was going to be eighteen, but he switched that
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: thing up. And President Biden's administration will not disperse crack
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: pipes to the public. Okay. We'll talk about all of
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: these stories at both of the hour. Yeah, yeah, you're me.
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: We'll talk about it. But right now it is time
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: to ask the CLO. Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey is here.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Let's get to it. Riley writes, I'm forty three and
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I've always had a weird relationship with my mother. I
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: feel like she's always been in competition with me for attention.
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: After I got married, she bonded with my husband and
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: they talk and text a lot. My husband knows it
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: hurts me to the core, but he still does it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: Am I wrong for being jealous about this? A mama dog?
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: I don't really normally recommend this, but I've grown as
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: a person. You need some type of therapy. The daughter, Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: because something that happened, and now you're jealous at your
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: husband texting your mama. I mean what I mean if
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: if and he knows it hurts you to the core,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: but he does it anyway. I see. Either you're overplaying
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: it or other people don't understand the severity of what's
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: going on in your head. And I'm not. I ain't
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: been in no therapy school or nothing, but something in
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: there is going on, and you need to go get
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: some things worked out, because obviously this dude cannot know
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: that this hurts you this deeply, and he keeps doing
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: it because he got to be going. I'm texting your
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: mama back and you don't want me to. Because the
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: average person would love for their husband to have a
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: great relationship with their mother. That would be. That would
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: make the family so nice. If everybody got along. You
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: don't want them to get along because you don't get
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: along with your mama. It's something wrong with h Now,
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: if him and your mama is dating, now we have
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: another problem. But I don't think it's going there now
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: unless your mama that weird where she then took your man.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: That has happened. I very rarely do you meet the
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: mama that's find it in the daughter. Very rarely it happened,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: but rarely though. That's rap, all right, Moving on to
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: that rap. So you're saying therapy, you're recommending there's some
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: sort of therapy for this family. I'm gonna tell you
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: right now, all my exes, every girl free and I've
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: ever had, their mama was safe. No, that I never
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: crossed from my mind. Ain't never looked over that went
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: on right now, never, all right, Moving on to Monique
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: and Toledo. Monique and Toledo says, I think my husband's cheating.
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: So I switched our MX cards last month and I
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: was able to see his purchases on the MX app.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: He had several sixty to seventy dollars lunches and he
• 23:51
  Speaker 1: got a two hundred dollars cash advance that he didn't
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: mention to me. I put his card back, and now
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: I'm going crazy. Does this sounds suspect you? Not at all,
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Not at all. I eat a whole lot of time
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: where lunch should be. Way Modan said, way Moe. So
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: don't you tripping? Then the two hundred dollars cash advance?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: He can't tell you about seat right there? You know,
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: if both y'all working. But and this man got to
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: tell you about how he took two hundred, y'all got
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: some other issues. I mean, really a lot of money,
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: two hundred dollars and not telling us sixty okay, but
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: every day sixty dollars? No, she said, I know this
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: a couple of several but see here we go see
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: how to see and see how we have a suspicious
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: person on that panel here that didn't pick this man's
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: life apart and to get these couple divorced over some
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: bs like this here. I didn't want to play rich
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: boy on the show. How much two hundred dollars really live?
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Tommy said, two hundred dollars. You said, two hundred dollars
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: a lot of money. So I'm gonna stay out of
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: that working because, in my opinion of what two hundred
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: is ain't gonna come into play right now. If two
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars it's fitting to break up y'all's marriage, it's
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: pretty much over an to do five hundred dollars, I know,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: gonna here, where are we drawing up some papers? Then? Okay,
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I ain't even know you're saying. It doesn't sound Yeah,
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you're saying. It doesn't sound suspect
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: to you, seel not to me, all right, Judithan Mansfield says,
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: for Valentine's Day, I asked my husband for a couple's massage.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: He said, we both gained weight and that's not sexy,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: so I need to find something else to do. So
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: when he tried to have sex, I told him to
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: go find something else to do. Why didn't he wait
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: till right before Valentine's Day to tell me I'm overweight? Stupid? Yeah,
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: he didn't. Well, he is stupid for telling you what
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: y'all both overweighting that ain't sexy. I do appreciate the
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: fact that he threw himself in it too, But now
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: this statement you made when he wanted to have sex
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: when you told him to go find something else to do.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: He very well could do that, and now not that
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: he's supposed to, but don't pass out the invitations that
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: you don't want people to accept. I would just say
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: that to you. Now, Why did he wait before Valentine's
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: to tell you you overweight? Let's stop this right here.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: Do it really matter that it's Valentine's Day that he
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: told you that? Or does it matter that you've gained
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: the weight? Both of y'all, now, both of y'all set
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: your big ass up there. You know, Valentine's Day is
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: close right after the holidays. Y'all are eate Thanksgiving, Christmas
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: and New Year's parties, and y'all are just brought a
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: little membership at the gym and it ain't kicked in yet,
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: and your ass, let's just text you your ass is overweight,
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: and so is he. Why did he wait to Valentine Day? No,
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: they ain't kicked in. Yeah, you can't go to June
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: two weeks and get slim, and then y'all have missed
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: three days and stuff because y'all having Burger Night and
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: the super both and to come up and set all
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: that workout back because y'all all this again. So really, lady,
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: come on, now, you and him are overweight, and the
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: fact that he told you right for Valentine's Day, what
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: they got to do with it? Now you all should
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: just act as a couple. Well, don't nobody want to
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: do that. But you're gonna sign that ain't sexy when
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: you look over there and everybody hanging off the table. Yeah,
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: if you can't tuck that blanket under you, if they
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: can't get that blanket tucked down here, y'all don't need
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: to be in there on that table. If part of
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: the massage is lifting aside of your body up and
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: putting it back on the table, that's part of the massage.
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: This is too much, you know, if you know, if
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you lay like when y'all flip over and you lay
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: on your back and then the lady got to take
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: your breast and set it back up on your stomach,
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: that that don't nobody wants. We'll see. I'm just trying
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: to tell you that. Hop just all I'm saying. We
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: got some briskets, So I think your husband got a
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: port right here, and then me, do you be mad
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: at him by that? All? Right? Thank you. Coming up
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, we'll have some entertainment
• 28:19
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• 28:25
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  Speaker 1: for all the info. I hope it you well, really
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: I was to me, but I hope you do. I
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: don't want to. Yeah, we need to go with him,
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: so we kind of real let's still a road trip
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: to Vegas. Let's do that. Yeah, let's me do who
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: what Vegas? Okay, Now, let me ask just one question.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: Who has to pay for this? The person that everybody,
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: everybody paper that I meet you there. I'm good. No,
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: hold up, Tommy, hold on, hold on, then let me
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: let me do bad. Okay, I'm not. We have rich
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: people on the show, Well hold on, listen to them.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: What I think that I've been a fairly hold one
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: way minute, don't run over that. What was that? What
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: that means? One and a half rich people? You know
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: what that means? No, no experiences. Well, we know who
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: the one is. Yeah, we know little half rich who.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: Now we gotta do the process of elimination. We know
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: who the one is? Who the little half fast rich?
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Who is that? When you throw around, you're wasting valuable
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: time about Go ahead? Don okay? So I have an
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: idea I think, and I this is not bragging, but
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I think I've been a fairly decent boss over the years.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: With trip we've done to Africa, we've done Paris, did
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: duvide Paris with one, We've done Mexico, Tomas, we've done Okay, cool,
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: so let's go. I think that Tommy says he said
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: we should do a role trip to Vegas. I think
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: it's time for Tommy to step up and take care
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: of you. Don't have to take care of me. I
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: take care of myself. Yeah, and but and Junior, you
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: got you? Yeah, I don't want him, so it don't
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: be right. Color even I thought we were all gonna downtown,
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: y'all together. Yeah, y'all will be staying at the Golden Nugget.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: The Nugget in front of your old girls love to
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: stay together. So a nice room with two double beards.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: They fine with that. What it said. We don't want him,
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: We don't want him to take care of this. We
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: all right, we should take care of you. Okay, so
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: let's do that. No, no, don't you volunteer that? But no, no, no, listen,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: all right, this world on it. Let's take the morning
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: show to Vegas. Yeah, okay, but now here's the deal.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: We have to go before March fifteen. Okay, we can
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: do that. That's that's like thirty some days. We have
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: to go before March fifteen. I showed papers. If were
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: lest than thirty day, I showed came paper. Why I
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: gets mine? Way out there? You don't have five five? Okay,
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: let me expand. Okay, let me extend to April. Let
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: me look at my counter to April. We could go
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: up until okay, we cancel it. Trip no, because I
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: already know him. I'm not gonna get into this with him. Okay,
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: hold on what he ain't gotta go? I'm good, Let
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: me go. I mean, I got it. Let me pull
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: us out with what do you think about? No new airline?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Spirit in front front front Frontier, spear Jesus team, you see,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not doing that, all right, I'll get a date
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: off real we're going and you talk about Vegas, you
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: the one be out all night girl here, he will
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: stick at him. I'm gonna come in here. I'm gonna
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: come in absolutely told that late night snack. All right,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: let me go. While you're doing that, I'm gonna get
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: to this Chris Pomo story really quickly. He wants sixty
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: million dollars in his exit from CNN. Page six is
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: reporting that Chris is not backing down in this battle
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: with CNN. He was fired, you know, back in December
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: for helping his brother fend off sexual harassment allegations, and
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: he's ready to dig his heels in by claiming then
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: his former boss, Jess Sucker, who just quit last week,
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: not only knew about Chris's dealings with his brother Andrew Cuomo,
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: but that Zucker had his own inappropriate dealings with him,
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: so Chris Cuomo had. He has eighteen million dollars left
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: on the contract. He wants sixty now sixty million dollars,
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: and a source says he wants Megan Kelly's money. Remember
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: she got give me Chris, get it. They shouldn't have
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: never fired him. Watch me take care of my brother
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: when I get to sixty watching him. Okay, he's talking
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: about perhaps running for office again. All right, all right, well,
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: coming up at twenty minutes after the or, a Kentucky
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: congressman tells an Ohio congresswoman to kiss his behind and
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: he did not say behind. We'll be back right after this.
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Democratic Congresswoman
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: Joyce Beatty of Ohio put Republican Congressman Hal Rogers of
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Kentucky on blast. Now. This is after he poked her
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: in the back and told her to kiss my yes
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: while boarding the US Capital subway system. This happened. Baty,
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: who chairs a Congressional Black Caucus, said in a string
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: of tweets today, while heading to the White House floor
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: for votes, I respectfully asked my colleague, Representative Hal Rogers
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: to put on a mask while boarding the train. He
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: then poked my back, demanding I get on the train.
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: When I asked him not to touch me, he responded,
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: kiss my baby. Went on to say that this is
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: the kind of disrespect we've been fighting for years and
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: indicative of the larger issue we have with your pee
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: members plunting health and safety mandates designed to keep us
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: and our staph safe. Baby continued, When you are ready
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: to grow up and apologize for your behavior, you know
• 36:15
  Speaker 1: where to find me now. Rogers later told CNN my
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: words were not acceptable, and he said he apologized to
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: baby on the house floor, and he expressed his regret
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: to her first and foremost. That ain't enough. Now we're
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: gonna do a reenactment of of how this conversation could
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: have went. Okay, the black lady and the heel billy
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: from Kentucky. Tommy's the heel billy, and I'm gonna be
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: the woman from the old woman. Go ahead, and you
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: know what, Joyce, you can kiss my eyes. What you
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: can do? I tell you what. Pull a little flat
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: pancake lucn thing out, Pull it out? What do you mean?
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking? Now? Well? You
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: said kiss your ass, didn't you? And see it is
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: how you ain't got no ass? What what is you
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: want me to do? Exactly? It's just a figure of speech,
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: is what it is. Josh. No, it figure it's people
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: who have one you don't and figure a speech. I
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: guess you figure you could tell that to me where
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: you're figured wrong? Now? I'm from Kentucky. You're gonna respect me.
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: Now you put some speck on my name, Josh, I
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: mean that you ain't bird man what that person means?
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: You're scaring nobody and you must saying you have rolled
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: up on the breakfast club or something that ain't who
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: you is. I'm from Kentucky. Me and McConnell will poke
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: our fingers. Ain't where we want to poke it. I
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: tell you that right now. But Connor lasked, so oh
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: he he he lost his ass steady years ago. You
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: thre ain't Joe. He's starting to scare me now. I
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: don't want him. I don't want it. I don't want
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: to square off on you, but I wheel I tell
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: you that right now. I will tell you listen to me.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: If you raise your hand to me, I'm going home,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: getting on and when he come back. You ain't gonna
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: leave high Square, how lulah, he can feat your whole assing. Okay,
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: coming up at thirty four minutes after the hour, he
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: gonna pack you a little flat ass in your car.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Ass train is what he gonna do. There's a new
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: comedian on the horizon and you guys know him, but
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: not as a comedian. We'll tell you who it is.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, guys,
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Rapper actor reality star t I. That's right. T I
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: took to the stage at the Laugh Factory in West
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: Hollywood last weekend to try out stand up comedy, that's
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: right and practice. Yep, he's practicing for a big comedy debut.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: That went down last night. Okay. T I was special
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: guests at Shack's annual All Star Comedy Jam at the
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Microsoft Theater in La last night. Uh It featured comedians
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: uh like Earthquake, Monique d ray Davis, Bill Bellamy, and
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: Michael Blackson. Earthquake vouch for TI by saying TI is
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: definitely putting in the work on stage. TI is also
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: still rapping and he has a new album on the way.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: So rap adds comedian to his credits. Now, if earthquakes
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: say it, I believe well earthquake, Yeah, quake is a
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: beast or if anyone should, oh yeah too. I didn't
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: know he had it in him. Yeah, he's an actor,
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, he's an actor and he likes word smith.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: I know that he's funny on his reality show. When
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I look at it, he was always funny on h Steve.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Didn't t I ever reach out to you or have
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: you talked to him, because I'm sure he wanted to
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: or tried to sit down with them. Great. Sure, Uh,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: you know he's talked to a lot of top level people. Uh.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: You know, it's it's it's it's a hard feel. It's
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: a very very hard feel. And uh, you got to
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: put in a lot of time to be to get
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: really good at this, and then you have to be
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: gifted at it. And so you know, I haven't seen
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: enough of what Tip is doing. Uh, without a doubt,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: he's born with he has the stage presence. That's that's
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: not a fear. He has that. Um, it's just now
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: putting together that set that travels and that set that
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: can make money. And then I would have to know
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: what Tips you know, just what his what his aim is,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, what's the goal. You know, if it's a hobby,
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: then it's cool. You know, if you're trying to earn
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: a living at it and make money and become one
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: of the talked about people that do it, then that's
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: a whole other thing. It's a whole other thing. But
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: you know, he has the name recognition, already got name value,
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: he already has stage presence, he already has timing. It's
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: born with timing. These rappers, man, are some of the
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: most gifted people in terms of timing. You know, how
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: to how to just timing is you can't be You
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: can't teach timing. You know, you can't teach timing. That's
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: what makes some of them sound so melodic and soul rhythmic,
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and you know you just can't. Yeah, you know, man,
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: So they know how to put stuff together. So he
• 41:48
  Speaker 1: has a lot of that going for him already. Okay,
• 41:52
  Speaker 1: so you know he has that in him. I know,
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: And I'm putting together a set thirty minutes whole another animal.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I just have to see what he's doing. That's all
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: it is. But this is I don't listen to me.
• 42:06
  Speaker 1: This ain't nothing. You just run over here and then
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: you fit the do. Now, that's like Earthquakes say, you
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: got to put it in a bunch of water. They
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: got to call your bag a name a bunch of
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: times before you can understand the stand up thing. Yeah,
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: and that's what Earthquakes said. That Ti is definitely putting
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: in the work on stage. So wow, I can't wait
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: to see him. Yes, I want to see it. I
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: want to see him chuck it out. Yeah, congrats butter
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: yeah from Grudge Grudge. Yeah, yeah, as we speak, reinventing himself. Yeah,
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: I mean to be on a show with Earthquake and
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Monique De Ray, Davis, Bhill, Bellamy, Michael Blackston. That's big,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: that's pretty big. Yeah. And we don't know you as
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: a comedian, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, we have
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: all else fails. Start rapping. If it all go to hell,
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: start rapping. You know what I'm saying. You get out there.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: You ain't getting a chuckle, you're listening for get the wrapping,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: come bringing back. You gotta way out. You gotta have
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: a way out just in case. Just get through rapping.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Bring him out, bring him out, bring them out, all right, well,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: congratulations to t I congratulations. Coming up next, it is
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: the nephew who said start rapping if it all goes south.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: All right, the nephew is coming up with the prank
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: phone call for today. Right after this, you're listening to
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: the Stave Harvey Morning Show. Coming up in about four
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour. It's my strawberry letter for today.
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: The subject is sexy and seventy. But he stutters, Okay,
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: we'll get into that. We'll get into that in just
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: a bit. But right now, the nephew is here for
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: today's prank phone call. What you got for us? Nev sure?
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Before I get him the tyler the prank can I
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: ask you somewhere, why do you look like maggy this morning?
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: With this all this? Yeah, this fur this holy thank
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: you you took it as a compliment. Okay, um, day,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: let's go. This is Valentine's Day Delivery. Valentine's Day Delivery.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: Let go ahead. Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: gotta give you guys a call. I gotta delivery. I
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendra? Kendra? Yeah,
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Kendra lives here. That's my wife. But I didn't order.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: I didn't order anything for from from from Valentine's Day.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to be there between seven and seven thirty,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: you guys, the first on my list tomorrow morning for Valentine.
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: And I got like seven eight boxes here. That's uh,
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: that's coming to you. All's play. So all right, I
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: can let me let me let me ask you this.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: So you had six West down? Is that you? Yeah?
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: That's me. But again there's there must be some clerical
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: error typo because like I just told you, man, I
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: didn't boxes in channel. It's about seven boxes. But I mean,
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: I mean, let's just looking at the total here, that
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: adds up about six hundred and something, not dollars. I mean,
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: I got flowers. No partner, were just gonna I'm just
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: gonna take her to dinner and we're just gonna do
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: our thing. But there was there was There was no
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: delivery schedule from me, No, especially not at at seven o'clock.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: No partner. You got it. There's something wrong. We are
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: you are you're not gonna be there? Are you not
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah, I'm I'm
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: gonna be here. But as far as accepting a delivery
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: that I didn't order and didn't pay for. That's not happening. Man.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Well let me say that I got flowers, two boxes
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: that are Lingerie, several boxes that are Sex Choice, all
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded to be
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously there's a
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: communication breakdown between you and me, player because I didn't
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: order that and right, but but you're telling me I
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: have the But what the problem I'm having is that
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: you're telling me I have the right address. You know
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: the name of the person Kendred, which is your wife. Right? Yeah, yeah,
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: so far so good man. But U as far as
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: me ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: accepting it because I didn't pay for it. I did
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: not order. It's already it's already paid. Let let me
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: just look at the name here on the h here
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: it is here is right here. Okay, we got Devin.
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: What would you say? I've said, Devin, that's that's who
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay, that's
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: my wife at husband. So even you and him or
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: in cahoots with each other to do this and try
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: to upset me. But guess what you succeeded. All right,
• 47:07
  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna make this as play. I listen to you,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: so you listen to me. This is what I want
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: to make abundantly clear to you. I understand you have
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: a job to do, but if you bring those roses
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: and all of that stuff past my house tomorrow, this
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: is what's gonna happen. Those roses, those storms, I'm gonna
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: put them somewhere so far up your rear end that
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: the only way that they see sunshine is when you
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: open your mouth. So do not, I repeat, do not.
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: You and Devin, y'all can take this and you can
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: do whatever y'all want with it. Y'all can play with
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: the sex toy. Y'all do whatever you want to red roses,
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: petals and all that other stuff. Y'all gonna do what
• 47:49
  Speaker 1: you need to do. Not show up at my trib
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: tomorrow because it ain't gonna be a happy Valentine's Day
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: for nobody involved. That's what I'm okay. But here's the deal.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: As a delivery person, I am obligated to make the drive.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: I have to make this job or then I don't
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: get it. You know, I get chewed out that I
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: didn't do my job, because that's something okay, So what
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: would what would you rather be chewed out or half
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: towards up your rear end? Since you let's hold down.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Let's hold down. What you're not gonna do is hold
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: on justibles you bring up? You bring okay, all right,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do the flowers. I'll use the sex toys
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: for you. So you got a choice. Got flowers you you? You?
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: Let's let me let me say this flowers or sex
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: as professional as possible. You, I'm trying it as cool
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: as possible, but you ain't listening to me. Do not
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: bring them every Okay, you can drop them off at
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: the curve, then you get credit for and whoever walked
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: past and up and down the street they can pick
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: it up. But do not come to my front door
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: and ring my doorbell asking me to sign and accept
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: enough and it ain't have to drop them off at
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: the door, sir, I'm telling you now I gotta drop
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: him off at the door. The problem I'm having is
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: you telling me you're gonna stick some flowers up. Like now,
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: we got a problem just listening to this whole scenario,
• 49:17
  Speaker 1: I'm just curious, is it possible that maybe Devin does
• 49:20
  Speaker 1: something for her that you don't do. Hey, man, you
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: what what where are you going at? Was this? All
• 49:25
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you is demand your business and don't make
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: this drop? Why am I that Devin? Sure? I'm just that.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: Why am I gonna do this stuff that Devin has
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: purchased for her? And why you need to ask Devin?
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: Because Tevennight show his faith up over here. You can
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: take it home and give it your girl if you
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: want to. I'm not giving my girl or anything that
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: I didn't buy for her. I'm not doing that you think.
• 49:53
  Speaker 1: So if you if you're not gonna get your girl
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: or anything that you didn't buy for, why am I
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: going to accept something for my girl that I didn't
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: buy for I ain't. I ain't telling you that you
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: gotta accept me. I'm saying, you know you have to
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: make you bring out in my house. I got accepted,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: and I'm telling you now, don't even bread to my house.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe mister Devin know what she looks she looks
• 50:13
  Speaker 1: like obviously she like him no more. She know of
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: the flower delivery person just like he her ex husband.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: I'm whooping, That's all I got to say two words
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: for bringing some whooping, so you might as well come
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: on now so you can go home after you get
• 50:33
  Speaker 1: this whooping. Okay, okay, okay, let me let me say this.
• 50:35
  Speaker 1: At the end of the day, I'm gonna say this
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: is Tommy already told me she's gonna do something like this.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: He told me that who do you say? Who the
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: hell of me? Already told me you was gonna act
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: like who the hell is Tommy? Nephew tim Me, Isaiah,
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: This is nephew Timmy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrell got me to
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Frank phone call you. You know what you Kendrell and Devin,
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: all of y'all can show up tomorrow and out of
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: y'all gonna get portions of this talent time to day.
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: You gotta get brother chance to cool down, not man.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: I to my sweet one and only kindred with all
• 51:27
  Speaker 1: that is in me. I love you, baby, girl to death.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Do us talk and it almost came early, but I
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: love you. Come on, baby, come on, come on, come on.
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: It's like you doing. I'm just trying to do my part.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: This is my job, my job to just to get
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: the boxes where they need to go. That's my job.
• 51:49
  Speaker 1: But that was cruystal clear about the flowers and when
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: they yeah, where we're gonna put them to you. Stupid
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: all weekend I was stupid, lad, that's night, gonna be
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: stupid Sumo next weekend. Laying in the cut, Baltimore Comedy Factory,
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: February seventeenth, eighteen nineteen. Tickers running like crazy already because
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: they know stupid is on the way. Boy, Stupid on
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the come around, Lenna Tall something once every five q
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: Stupid come around. It's like Hayles's comic every four five years. Stupid,
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: come around, Hitty. They don't say Hiddy is stupid? Come well,
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: what you call him when you come around? Same thing? Stupid?
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Because here come around way more than that comment, dude,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about daily every day. You're not trying to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: put this off on the comic universe, all right, coming
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: up next, and it's the Strawberry Letters. Sexy and seventy
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Buddy still stutters. Sexy and seventy Buddy stutters. That is
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: the subject. Right, you're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: It's time now for today a Strawberry letter. And if
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: you need advice on a relationship, sex, work, parenting, and more.
• 53:04
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• 53:07
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• 53:11
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• 53:14
  Speaker 1: on the air, just like this one right here, right now.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, animal, buckle up, hold on type. We
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: gotta fight a strawberry letter. Thank you junior. Subject sexy
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: and seventy, but he stutters do Stephen Shirley, I'm a
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: sixty two year old female in a relationship. Was a
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: seventy year old man that is sexy as heck. He
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: loves his tailor's suits, and he's got that salt and
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: pepper beard that drives me crazy. For years, he has
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: pursued me, but he was in a relationship, so I
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: didn't take him seriously. Most of our exchanges were over
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: Texas and for three years until he coerged me into
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: giving him my address and he started sending me flowers
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: and expensive gifts. I was perplexed at first because he
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: didn't want anything in exchange. I asked him why he
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: never made a move, and he told me that he's
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: so nervous around me. He can't even speak, let alone
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: come in for a kiss. He texted me a few
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: months ago and said he and his girlfriend broke up,
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: so I invited him over for a cocktail. He came
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: and we talked and had a good time. He said
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: the alcohol relaxed him so he wasn't as nervous. A
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: few weeks after that, he was over to the house
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: and we finally kissed and then ended up in my bed.
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: He was very nervous and sweaty, so I took it
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: easy on him. When he tried to talk sexy to me,
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: it came out as a stutter. He started sweating bullets,
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: so I kept on doing anything I could to let
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: him know it was okay and I would take it
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: easy on him. I took off my clothes and he
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: couldn't get one word up without stuttering. It made for
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: a long night and he would not stop talking trying
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: to talk while we were being intimate. I decided to
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: tune him out so I could stay focused because it
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: was bad. The sex wasn't bad, his sexy talk was bad.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: He put it down and he's a great lover, but
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: I need him to hush when we're doing it. This
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: happened a few more times during intimacy. He talks fine
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: any other time. So how do I help him relax
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: before sex? Am I way too much for him? I
• 55:25
  Speaker 1: don't think that you're necessarily way too much for him.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: I just think he's so into you. He gets really nervous.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: But you know, I also say that you have a
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: man now that treats you well, dresses well, gives you
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: expensive gifts, he's sexy, you say, and he's a great lover.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: These are all your words. But he stutters, and that's
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: the only thing wrong with him. And he stutters, but
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: he only does it during intimacy. I don't think. I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: don't see that as such a huge problem. I mean,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: did you hear the part where you wrote that he
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: gives you expensive gifts and he's sexy and a great
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: lover and all that. I just think this man is
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: so very nervous around you. He's been after you for
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: what three years? You say, He's been trying to pursue you,
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: and now he's finally got you. He can't believe that
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: he's actually with you. I mean, this means a whole
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: lot to him, and he just gets too excited. That's
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: what I think it is. I mean, that's a high
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: compliment to you and the woman you are in his life.
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: He really really likes you. So I just say to you,
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: give him time, have some real conversations with him, talk
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: about you know, how you really feel. You both are grown.
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: You're sixty two, he's seventy. You know, Throw a couple
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: of cocktails in there like you did before, Relax him
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: a bit and let him get his nerves under control.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: I just say, give him a chance, be patient with him.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: He sounds like a really nice older gentleman, and you
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: guys could be good together. Steve, this is a perfect
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: letter for me because I am a former stutterer and
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: I had a severe stutter. And just like this man,
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: I didn't stutter all the time. I only studied outside
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: my house and when I wasn't around my friends. Now,
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: if I was around my friends, people I knew and
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I was comfortable around, no stutter. I went to church stutter,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: I went to school stutter. Any time I went to
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: an event that I was out of my comfort zone,
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: I studied. So this is a perfect letter for me.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: I know exactly what's happening. I'm fit to help you
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: out you're a fifty eight year old, sixty two year
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: old female in your relationship seven year old man that
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: is sexy, his head, got a suit zone and everything
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: you know, salt and pepper beard. That drives you crazy.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: And you say, for years he pursued you, but he
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: was in a relationship, so I didn't take him seriously.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: And you said, most of our exchanges wove a text
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: for three years until he coerced me into giving him
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: my address, and he started sending flowers and expensive gifts.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: I was perplexed at first because he didn't want anything
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: in exchange. Yes he did. What ladies, Men don't do
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: things for nothing. Everything we do is for a reason.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: What what What part of that don't you get? And
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: you're too old to think a man to sending you
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: flowers and gifts and doing wonderful things for you in
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: Texas and he don't want anything in exchange, Yes he does.
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: He just grown man. He planning seeds. He putting seeds
• 58:51
  Speaker 1: in the ground and covering them with dirt. He is
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: a planning on one day reaping a harvest from the seeds.
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: He's planned, all right. This is what grown men do,
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: unlike young boys who as soon as they throw a
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: seed in the ground, they want to pull the dirt
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: back off of it and eat the seed. And wonder
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: why the ain't nothing to it. Well, because you didn't
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: let it turn into nothing. And then you gave him
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: the seed without allowing it to grow into nothing. Now
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you mad because he didn't ate the seed. Now he gone,
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: and the seed gone, and it's a hole in there.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, now he'd left a hole in
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: the dirt. Oh I'm preaching today. Oh yes, you are, amen, Amen,
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: better hear me. Now, all right, we'll have part two
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: of Steve Sermon coming up at twenty three minutes after
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: the hour. The subject for today's Strawberry Letters sexy and seventy.
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: But he stutters. We'll get back into it right after this.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: Steve former stutterer, Let's recap today's strawberry letters. Sexy and seventy.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: Sixty two year old woman in the relationship with a
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: sexy seventy year old man, salt and pepper bear driver.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: Absolutely crazy. This man have been running after her for
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: three years, but he did in a relationship, so she
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: never took the man seriously. Finally he coerced her into
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: giving him his address, and then all of a sudden
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: he starts sending flowers and gifts to the house. And
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: she says she was perplexed at first because he didn't
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  Speaker 1: want anything in exchange. And I told you before, yes
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  Speaker 1: he did. He wanted something and change. But he is
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  Speaker 1: his old school player. He'd been planting seeds, all them
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  Speaker 1: gifts and all of them stuff he'd been sending to
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  Speaker 1: the house, and all of them Texas was him putting
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  Speaker 1: seeds in the ground, expecting one day for the seeds
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  Speaker 1: to grow and he would benefit from the reaping the harvest,
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  Speaker 1: unlike young dudes who put a seed in the ground
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  Speaker 1: and then go and eat the seed and expect something
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  Speaker 1: to show up. And you, being the woman who got
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  Speaker 1: the seed planted, lets him come back and eat the
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  Speaker 1: seed before anything that grew out of it. Now you
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  Speaker 1: mad at him because he gone, Your seed gone and
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: it's a hole in the ground. Okay, so now you mad,
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  Speaker 1: But you didn't let the seed push up through the
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  Speaker 1: dirt and turn into crop, and you let him have
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  Speaker 1: a seed. Now you've got nothing, well grown man to
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  Speaker 1: figure out how to do it. So then finally I
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: asked him why he never made a move, and he
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: told me he was so nervous around you. He can't
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  Speaker 1: even speak. Let loan come in for kiss. He text
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  Speaker 1: me a few months ago, said him and his girlfriend
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: broke up. You invited him over for a cocktail. He came,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: y'all talk, had a great time, and then he told
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  Speaker 1: you that the alcohol relaxed him. So a few weeks
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  Speaker 1: after that, he was over to the house and we
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  Speaker 1: finally kiss and ended up in my bed. He was
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  Speaker 1: very nervous and sweaty, so I took it easy on him.
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  Speaker 1: Now here's a woman that starts to give herself credit.
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  Speaker 1: She just won't credit. I take it easy on it.
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  Speaker 1: I put it out on him. I could have took
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  Speaker 1: him out, but I didn't. I let him live. I
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  Speaker 1: let him survive this one. You don't know who you
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 1: messing with. How could have here? I could have had
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  Speaker 1: a stroke over my house, or a heart attack or something.
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  Speaker 1: You know. That's what That's what I do. I put
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  Speaker 1: it on you where you came. You can't breathe good.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: I take your senses away from me. This is all
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: her thinking, she was writing this, lat I take your
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  Speaker 1: senses away from you. I had you sitting a pit there.
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  Speaker 1: Think in your ass got COVID. You won't have tastos
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  Speaker 1: of me. That's what I am, your girl, You don't
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: know who you're messing with. I'm a COVID case. I
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: had your ass on the ventilator. This is what she
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: thinking in her mind while she texting this letter. So
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: she ended up in the bed. He was very nervous
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: and sweaty. I took it easy on it. When he
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: tried to talk sexy to me, it came out as
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  Speaker 1: a study. Now here's where my expertise is for the
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: When he tried to talk sexy came out as a study.
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  Speaker 1: He started sweating bullets. So I kept on doing anything
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: I could to let him know it was okay, and
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  Speaker 1: I would take it easy on him. So like you
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  Speaker 1: ain't even really put it on him yet. That what
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: you keep trying to tell us about this letter. So
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: I took off my clothes and he could not get
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  Speaker 1: one word out without study. Whoo whoo whoa who whoo
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: woo woo woo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo. Who girl
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: looking look at him? Because he's seventy now, So he
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: and ain't this ain't bigger words? Jesus old lord phrases?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: He uses seven year old phrases. What you to talk about?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Girl made stitch to stoke boy? I'm about about the
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: pop popped? The pop popped and pop out? Hell. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: it may ain't for a long night. And he would
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  Speaker 1: not stop trying to talk while we would be an intimate.
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  Speaker 1: I decided to tune him out so I can stay
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: focused while we was in bed. The sex wasn't bad,
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: his sexy talk was bad. He put it down. He
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: was a great lover, but I need him to hush
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 1: when we're doing it. This happened a few more times
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: doing intimates. He talks fine any other time. So how
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: do I help him to relax before sex? Am I
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: way too much for him? Naw, you ain't way too
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: much for him. You said he put it down, and
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 1: the reason you keep coming back is because he put
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  Speaker 1: it down. So let's take yourself off the credit screen.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: Quit trying to roll the credits with your name on it. Naw,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: you ain't too much. He got you and he keep
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: coming back. The problem is stuttering is caused by anxiety.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: Stuttering is not a physical condition. It's all mental. Stuttering
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: is cause from anxiety. People who grow up and hold
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: on the studying long time time never master the anxiety
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  Speaker 1: portion of it, so they keep the stutter going. And
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: once you stutter, and you know you stutter, and you
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: know it causes a reaction in people. Every time you
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: get ready to talk, you stutter because of the anxiety
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: you have for the reaction you know you're gonna get
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: when people hear you talk. And so now the stutter
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: is produced even before you talk. Now, when y'all ain't
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 1: talking about nothing that causes anxiety, he finds sex causes
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: him anxiety because he got to perform. All you have
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: to do is simply say, hey, I don't like talking
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  Speaker 1: while we're having sex. Now you're putting it down like
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 1: you're supposed to. I would prefer to have sex quietly
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: so I can just enjoy myself. Guess what now he
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: thinking he needs to talk sexy, and he fully anxiety
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: and he can't. By the time he tell you what
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: he fitted to do, he can probably already done it.
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• 1:06:09
  Speaker 1: he studied good? Coming up next it is Sports Talk
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  Speaker 1: with Junior right after this. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Show time now for Junior and Sports Talk. What you
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: got Junior or it's only one thing to talk about?
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  Speaker 1: Uncle's the game? Son? You know what it is? Super
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: Bowl SYS that it Bangers lost that little ram at
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  Speaker 1: so Far Stadium in Los Angeles. Man, Uh, do you
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: want Pippen to come in? Let me go get in?
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: Oh please, what's up? What's up? What's up? What's upod Bunny?
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: And what's up? Ladies? What's up? Shy? What's up? Uh?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: Calas up? And Mississippi? Was going on with some junior? Vin? Oh,
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: they ain't nothing going on? Man, be gaining weekend? Man.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: Twitter is all the pimps pix has always been about. Man.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: You know what, Pepper, I enjoyed you all your long
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  Speaker 1: man picking with us. Man, you did an outstanding job
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  Speaker 1: as your papa. You know some man, Thank you. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I try to pick them,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I pick them. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: I just didn't when it come to picking who better? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: some Peper before you know, before I choose you man. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: else better to pick than somebody has been picking. Go ahead,
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: what's up? Union? How does Papa? How do you get
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: ready for Super Bowl Sunday? We like, you know, like
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: what's your outfit gonna be like for this Super Bowl? Oh?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: I got a special if the jacket is already made, Okay.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: My jacket is made from all fifty five formal super
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Bowl tickets. The whole jacket, it's fifty five super Bowls
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: that they just stitched them together because I hadn't been
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: to all of them, and I put them my own together.
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  Speaker 1: And it's just it's called a super ass It's called
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  Speaker 1: a super ass Bowl lass because it's just so much.
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  Speaker 1: I only going I don't so many memories. Man, that's
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: a super ass Bowl lass jacket. Man, that's just it's nasty, man.
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  Speaker 1: If you're going to the game. Oh and it's gonna
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: have fun on the collar. Am I going to the game? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: hell yeah, I'm going to the game. Don't the only
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  Speaker 1: cass I'll be at the game. You can't miss my mom.
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  Speaker 1: Only one gonna have a jacket on. And I'm a
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  Speaker 1: white fur call on it, real fur. Oh, I get
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: in complimentary dog I got a partner the bootleg tickets.
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  Speaker 1: I got tickets. I ain't being a chair. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: just walk the whole game because I need. I need
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  Speaker 1: everybody see this jacket. Give give us the pick, Pimping.
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  Speaker 1: I'm walking from end zone, the end zone, fifty down
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  Speaker 1: to the field, all the way back up. You gonna
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  Speaker 1: see this jacket. I had to come back from my pick. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't talk to him long about my super ass
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  Speaker 1: Bowl ass jacket. We'll be back with more sports talk
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  Speaker 1: with Junior and Pimping right after this. You're listening, all right,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 1: Come on, Junior and Pemp and finish up. Ye your
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: sporting talk. You thought, June, ain't you thought I was
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be here when I did music Man play theme song? Baby,
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: So you just talking about everything, my jacket and everything
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: you asked me while we But you know, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be walking the whole game, end zone
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  Speaker 1: to end zone, fifty yard line, back up to the
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  Speaker 1: top in the rafters all the way. I'm gonna walk
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: through all the suits. You know, I'm gonna come down.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk on the edge of the field. You
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: know that they tripped sometimes they don't gonna let you
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: on the field his super Bowl. You know you got
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: all access. Now, I ain't got all access. I just
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: know how to get them, you know, I know how,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: and you know, you know I know how to move.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: But you're going to be a distraction with the code
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: on and everything too. Yeah, I'm going to be a distraction.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 1: That's the whole purpose of the wafers. Walk Now, I'm
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: gonna stand still for hard time out of respect. Yeah,
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 1: you know called them rappers is gonna be on the show.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: You know, I got to get somewhere safecase they start shooting,
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: you know, and it ain't like old school now the
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: nudes right there Snoop cool, but it's Snoop boys though.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Themn who you got to wear about? You know them
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: Krypt in the park and like Krypt walking bloods over
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: the driving red cars, aging and stuff outside. Hey no
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: it's over there by the phone, so you know where
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 1: you please don't have all that shut off him come
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: over that that old game banging action out of the
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl. Be your last damn Bowl anyway, So that's
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 1: what I'm gonna be doing. Yeah, what help jun who
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 1: you got in the Super Bowl? Man? This is a
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: hard junior because I don't even care. You know what
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I ain't got no dog in this fight.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I ain't got no horse in this race. I ain't
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: got no money in this game. Man, So this is hard.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 1: Now I'm tell you what's happening. Because I'm from Cleveland.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: A lot of my home is and stuff is from
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: dating Cincinnati, and they Bengals fans. So I haven't told
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 1: all of them that I'm pulling for the Bengals, but
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 1: just tween us, I lied because I really don't give
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: a dad, you know what I'm saying. So when I
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: was talking about man was really man. The Stafford story
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: is so good it is, and Joe Barrows he got time.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: He young Stafford been suffering in Detroit, which is my
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: favorite city, you know what I'm saying. He'd been suffering
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: in old They tried to root ruin or o b
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 1: J's career pe in Cleveland. He got out. Then they
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: went out and traded von Miller from Denver, and he
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 1: thought he'd be a Broncho the rest of his life.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 1: He was heartbroken driving away from the facility. Yea, And
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 1: now all of them is in a man, you know,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's a pimp story right there, man.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: And then you know the Rams gave up all them
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 1: draft picks to get Stafford out there, and now they
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 1: ass in the super Bowl. Yeah. So I just gotta
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 1: tell you, Homie, in my heart of hearts, the Los
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 1: Angeles Rams, pimp, I'm super Bowl Champs for Stafford, for Detroit,
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: for a piece of Cleveland, ob j for von Miller.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: When they tried to ride him out of Denver like
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 1: he was hurting, he didn't have it no more. See,
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 1: I like, you know them comeback stories when they write
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: you off like they have rode off your boy Steve
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: and everything. You know how they do him all the time.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: And now all of them comebacks and all that, because
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 1: a comeback, sit back ain't nothing but to set up
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 1: for a comeback. That's all that is La Rams man
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: on the way. In my heart, I'm pulling for Stafford, o'delle,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Beckham Junior and von Miller and that boy and Donald.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: That's a man. I'm to man that I met him
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: at the NFL Honors with Steve. He ain't no huge
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: ass man, yeah, but when he put them pads on,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: he bout six eleven four hundred and eighty five pounds,
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: angry ass human being, and I got to go man,
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: that little girl in my ear, she said ten seconds.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: So I ain't got to get on out of here.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 1: You don't get out on her any being problems. We'll
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Martin. I'm gonna have
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: to talk to her, separate, get her lined up because
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: she had a line we meet you coming up in
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: twenty minutes after I heard you, I was for me.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Well, the
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  Speaker 1: newest Forbes list of the highest paid entertainers is out,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: and jay Z, Dwayne the Rock Johnson, and Kanye all
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: grab spots among the top five. Okay, Altogether, the twenty
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  Speaker 1: five highest paid entertainers earned a combined amount of four
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: point four billion with a B before taxes and fees
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: in twenty twenty one, the vast majority of whom did
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: it without creating anything new. Here are a few of
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: the ballers on that list. Jay Z at number three
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 1: with three hundred and forty million dollars last year, Dwayne
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: the Rock Johnson at number four with two hundred and
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: seventy million. All right, Kanye West at number five with
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 1: two hundred and thirty five million. All right, Tyler Perry
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: is number eight with one hundred and sixty five million.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Shonda Rhymes number eighteen with eighty one million. How would
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: you like to be number eighteen? I would love it,
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: love it, I would love it. I'm gonna have how
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: many is on the listener? It's a whole bunch of
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: twenty five? I could be twenty twenty five. Yeah, I've
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: been number I got number four attitude. Right, I'm number
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: eighteen and I got number four's attitude. That's right, that's right.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: What you think is Steve? You know, I look at
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 1: the top numbers, Hood and Jay z Lean at four
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: hundred something. The two people that's got two seventy and
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: two thirty five, that's the same money. That's the exact same.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, if you got one hundred
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: and eighty million, you can do the same thing the
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 1: person to do with the two hundred and seventy million. Please,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 1: we have more of the Steve Every Morning Show. Thirty
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: three minute after, we'll play a round of would you rather?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Right after this? You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, time for would you rather would you
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: rather watch mafia movies gangster movies all weekend? Or would
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 1: you rather watch westerns all weekend? I'm mafia. Yeah, my
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 1: father in law was over. We have to watch the days.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: But it's hard to do, man, Like you know, like
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: you haven't been in the room. And you hear po
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 1: pola and the swinging don't hit right. The swinging don't
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: hit right. It's it's a late sound after you hit Yeah. Yeah, right,
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: that's the that's the punch. Yeah. Sound like you're watching
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: Batman Mafia movie all day? Shot? Yeah, all right, all right?
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 1: Would you rather ride the megabus from Atlanta to LA
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: would you? Or would you rather travel to the moon
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 1: for two days? Be Get on that megabus my back,
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: Ye megabus man to write me some jokes. Sit up,
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have to wear like full mask and
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: a hassmatt soup and h and uh no I got
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get me a depend and I'm not getting up,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna have all my food fed to me
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: intravenously and I'm not fitting. I'm gonna sit in the back. No,
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: you can't sit in the back, not over that wheel.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: Spect I need that front seat, that front seat across
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: from the driver, right by the dough and I'm gonna
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: need my luggage and boom box in the seat next
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: to me. Now, I ain't gonna play now music. I
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: just want to make sure don't nobody to sit there.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: That's how I used to ride the bus to folks. Junior,
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: you're on the bus bus. What about going to the moon.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: I'm going to the moon. I've benna see something I
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 1: ain't seen. You ain't be two days. It's gonna take
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: them two days to get the la from a land.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Three days you'll be back right open and let your
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  Speaker 1: in the last out what you're gonna do? Then? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Would you rather, um, would you rather have a leaked
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  Speaker 1: sex tape of you when you were younger? Or would
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  Speaker 1: you rather upload all the pictures from your phone to
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  Speaker 1: a shared family photo from your phone? Right now? Bringing
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  Speaker 1: in that point, what family are you talking about? If
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  Speaker 1: I upload all these damn pictures your family, your family
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  Speaker 1: now my wife and I won't I won't have a
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  Speaker 1: family no more. If you if you leap the pictures
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  Speaker 1: in your phone, you ain't gonna bere to run this
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  Speaker 1: sex tape. You ain't got no VHS. If you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got no bcr's gonna be run here might be a
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  Speaker 1: real real I don't even know thet all right. That's
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  Speaker 1: today's version of would you rather? Coming up? It is
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  Speaker 1: our last break of the day, and at forty nine
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  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, we'll get some closing remarks from
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  Speaker 1: the one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, that's it.
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  Speaker 1: It's a wrap, last break of the day. Good day,
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  Speaker 1: good week. Yeah, big game weekend, Valentine's Day weekend. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of big things happened this weekend. Ye, And happy
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day, you guys. So ladies, let me ask you
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  Speaker 1: all the question about Valentine's Day. Why is it that
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  Speaker 1: Valentine's Day? The press ship of Valentine's Day, it's squarely
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  Speaker 1: on the man's shoulder. That's a really good question. I see.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question because I don't get my husband anything.
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  Speaker 1: It's a good question because you don't get him out
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  Speaker 1: for me. But I don't get it, right, But you
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  Speaker 1: expect Yes, Yeah, I guess that's that's been amazing, because yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but ain't I supposed to be her Valentine too. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna get your gifts, but um it may not come
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  Speaker 1: in a store. You know, right, wifely duties. But I'm
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  Speaker 1: just saying, you know, maybe because I don't know, because
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  Speaker 1: men like to show they're women how much they love,
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  Speaker 1: and women love that attention. I mean, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: have the babies, you know, we do all that. We
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  Speaker 1: take care of your home, we take care of you,
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  Speaker 1: things like that. So it's just another way to express
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  Speaker 1: your love to a woman in actions, showing Yeah, yeah, right,
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  Speaker 1: love is a verb, that's right, Okay. I just wanted
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  Speaker 1: to get y'all's opinion on it. All. Ain't gonna do it,
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  Speaker 1: damn thinking, No, they're not gonna do nothing. I'll do
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  Speaker 1: get a card. I will get him a card. I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to keep damn about yours. If you're doing your
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  Speaker 1: wifely duties, I mean, that's that's that's cool, that's that's
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  Speaker 1: that's a lot of love right there. Aren't you happy
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  Speaker 1: with that? They just told you don't do I am
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  Speaker 1: you don't contribute that. But do you ever fall asleep door?
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  Speaker 1: See what kind of problem we're gonna have there? Looking
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  Speaker 1: upside the back of your head, like all these rose
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  Speaker 1: petals in his bed and ran all this and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I'm tired. I'm tired. I love that you're so romance
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  Speaker 1: old to you, and I love that you know me. Well.
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  Speaker 1: I find I try to find new ways, you know,
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  Speaker 1: to show that I care. You know, cousin. Uh, it's
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  Speaker 1: definitely the thought that counts and that came from women, soul.
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  Speaker 1: I know that, and I've understood that. I try to
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  Speaker 1: teach it to young cats around me. It's the thought
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  Speaker 1: that counts and that came from women. Steve, Don't you
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  Speaker 1: think Valentine's Day, it's like it's a day. It's like
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  Speaker 1: a reason for men to be like super like over
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  Speaker 1: the top romantic. Well, you know, I mean like it's
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  Speaker 1: like this, it's like Christmas. We have to show it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: New Year's Eve, we have to show up. So for
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  Speaker 1: your birthday, we have to show up with something. Right,
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  Speaker 1: for anniversary, we have to show up with something. A
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  Speaker 1: man has to get an anniversary giftful woman. Don't um,
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  Speaker 1: that's just know that Mother's Day is coming, we have
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  Speaker 1: to do that. Valentine's Day is coming, and so you know,
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  Speaker 1: we have several times in the year where it's on
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  Speaker 1: us to really prove it. Now we get gifts on
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  Speaker 1: this was too. So I'm not saying that, but it's um,
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  Speaker 1: it's it's it's that way, so you know, um, you
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  Speaker 1: know I will say this honestly, Steve, I will say this.
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  Speaker 1: Out of all those holidays you mentioned, Valentine's Day for me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm speaking for me, is like the least important. And
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  Speaker 1: that seriously say it is what you say? Now, I said,
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  Speaker 1: out of all those holidays you mentioned, like Anniversary, Christmas,
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  Speaker 1: your birthday on Valentine's State is like the least. Okay, Now,
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  Speaker 1: fellas that heard that comment right there, don't I'm just
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  Speaker 1: I'm just talking. Ain't talking to you right now, shall
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking to the fellas that's listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show that just heard that comment. Don't put
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  Speaker 1: that in your thought process. Don't believe that. Don't don't.
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  Speaker 1: Let's Shirley get your ass. What about this stamp? Listen
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  Speaker 1: to me. I know what you're saying, Shirley, and you're
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  Speaker 1: perfectly right for you, and I'm glad you exempted yourself
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  Speaker 1: and say for you that don't apply to no other
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  Speaker 1: damn woman on planet Earth. Now what surely saying, is
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  Speaker 1: of the days that we announced in order of significance
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  Speaker 1: are important. Valentine's Day ranks the lowest. Yeah, keyword ranks
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  Speaker 1: the lowest. It don't fall off the list is yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's still ranked. Yes, But now if you want to
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  Speaker 1: now miss Valentine's Day and find out what the ranking is. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Christmas is first, my birthday, you know, anniversary things like that.
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  Speaker 1: But you know what I think too with Valentine's Day,
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  Speaker 1: When you, if you're man, does all these things super romantic,
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  Speaker 1: it proves it kind of makes you feel as a
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  Speaker 1: woman you pick the right guy like you got you
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  Speaker 1: got the man, you know, like I'd be good my
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  Speaker 1: man doing this thing. You know. It kind of validates
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  Speaker 1: that too. Yeah, because there are a lot of men,
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  Speaker 1: and I've heard this from that don't and I know
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  Speaker 1: this is an excuse, but they don't. I don't need
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  Speaker 1: anybody telling me what a special day to get you anything.
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  Speaker 1: I buy you stuff three hundred and sixty five days
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  Speaker 1: of the year. It don't have to be a special day,
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  Speaker 1: you know. I don't want to hear any of that.
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  Speaker 1: I don't buy no woman nothing three hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 1: five days a year. That's not true. Now do I
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  Speaker 1: provide for this family three hundred and sixty five days
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  Speaker 1: a year yet, But there are days where you have
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  Speaker 1: to specifically, ye specifically for her. That doesn't include the children.
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  Speaker 1: The household account. You know, they got that. You go
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  Speaker 1: out here, you're working, and you're keeping the roof of
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  Speaker 1: everybody's head, and you might be the main bread winning
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  Speaker 1: all like that. That's cool, right there, that that, But
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  Speaker 1: on them days where they have to be made to
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  Speaker 1: feel special, they need to. Hey, it's a Valentine's weekend,
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  Speaker 1: the super Bowl weekend, fellas, don't forget. Make your Valentine's
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  Speaker 1: Day better, more important than super Bowl week And you know,
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  Speaker 1: unless you're married to somebody that played professional football, fellas,
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