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Nelly's Lost Tooth, V-Day Ideas, Travis Kelce, steveharveyfm.com and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all at all, So don't given the
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  Speaker 3: black busy listening to show.
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  Speaker 4: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta use that.
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  Speaker 5: Love turn. You gotta turn to turn the mouth turn
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  Speaker 5: You probably got to turn the mouth turn out.
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  Speaker 2: Then a look, come on, come on you.
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  Speaker 6: Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody. You are
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  Speaker 6: listening to the voice, come on dig me now. One
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  Speaker 6: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 8: If y'all only knew, I think I'll tell it to you.
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  Speaker 8: This morning man started off real crazy. But it's just
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  Speaker 8: those little mishaps where we as people who are striving
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  Speaker 8: to be successful that makes all the difference in the world.
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  Speaker 8: When you have those little minor things that come up,
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  Speaker 8: you can't let the minor things stop you. You've got
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  Speaker 8: to keep pressing forward. Now, Could I have played the
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  Speaker 8: role of where is my car? Where is my car?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Where is my car? Instead of hustling and grab a cab?
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  Speaker 2: So what am I? Am I above a cab ride?
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  Speaker 7: Now?
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  Speaker 8: Or do I have to look at the bigger picture
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  Speaker 8: and say, okay, I could act like a little spoiled
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  Speaker 8: brat sometime type of star and go I don't ride
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  Speaker 8: in cabs, or where's my car? And then go to
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  Speaker 8: blaming people for not having a car, or do I
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  Speaker 8: make the adjustments because it ain't like I ain't been
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  Speaker 8: in a cab before, now slow down. Ain't like I
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  Speaker 8: ain't never been in in a beat up car before.
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  Speaker 8: Slow down. Ain't ever like I ain't never had a
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  Speaker 8: car and rode a bus before. Slow down. Ain't like
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  Speaker 8: I ain't never been homeless before, and they have nowhere
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  Speaker 8: to go.
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  Speaker 2: Slow down.
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  Speaker 8: So in those moments right there, always remember where you
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  Speaker 8: come from, but even more importantly, always remember where you
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  Speaker 8: trying to go, because it's important for me that I
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  Speaker 8: get here as many mornings as I possibly can. It's
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  Speaker 8: important because that's the goal. And so many people allow
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  Speaker 8: a minor things to stop them on their road to success.
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  Speaker 8: And I'm giving you this example today not to say hey,
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  Speaker 8: look at me, but to say to you, hey, listen
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  Speaker 8: to me. There are going to be a lot of
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  Speaker 8: things that's going to happen along your way to be
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  Speaker 8: as successful, and if you allow the small things to
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  Speaker 8: stop you, there's no way you'll make it. You've got
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  Speaker 8: to always press forward and stop looking at the situation
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  Speaker 8: for what it is and look, sometimes you have to
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  Speaker 8: take your hour off right now and put your eye
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  Speaker 8: in the future. You know, God has blessed me in
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  Speaker 8: so many ways. I mean, what can I say? You know,
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  Speaker 8: I ask God for this syndicated show. He gives me
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  Speaker 8: a syndicated show. Niact like I don't want to come
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  Speaker 8: to it. Hold on, man, slow down. Did not you
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  Speaker 8: ask for this? Do I not realize that there are
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  Speaker 8: certain people, man, who look forward to this message in
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  Speaker 8: the morning. I've heard it from people. So from the
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  Speaker 8: hundreds that I've heard it for, that could represent thousands
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  Speaker 8: for all I know. So if I think somebody's counting
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  Speaker 8: on me, I got to try to get there and
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  Speaker 8: give something. So today I didn't have any time at
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  Speaker 8: all to think about what I might say. I just
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  Speaker 8: walk right in and the jingle was playing, and so
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  Speaker 8: I decided to just tell you about my day and
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  Speaker 8: maybe you can relate it to something you going through
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  Speaker 8: along the way, because no matter who you are, you're
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  Speaker 8: going to have some moments man, where things are going
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  Speaker 8: to happen.
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  Speaker 2: And like I.
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  Speaker 8: Always tell my kids, and I just had this conversation
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  Speaker 8: with my little girl. It ain't that things ain't gonna happen.
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  Speaker 8: It's how you handle what happens that matters. But it
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  Speaker 8: don't matter. It's how you handle what happens that's the
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  Speaker 8: determining factor on where you get in life and how
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  Speaker 8: soon you get there and how long you stay there.
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  Speaker 8: That will always be a mishap, something that's gonna throw
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  Speaker 8: you off. That will always be something man, that could
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  Speaker 8: deter you. That will be something somewhere, man that will
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  Speaker 8: make you doubt it. Now that you know that's gonna happen,
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  Speaker 8: then let's talk about how you handle what happens, because
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  Speaker 8: it's going to happen. So now what do you do
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  Speaker 8: as a person when these moments come about in your life?
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  Speaker 8: How do you handle?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Woe is me?
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  Speaker 8: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: I guess it wasn't meant to be. Well.
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  Speaker 8: If the Lord wanted me to have this, I'd have that.
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  Speaker 8: How many damn many times you hear people say that,
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  Speaker 8: You know, man, it really irks me. Man, Stop using
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  Speaker 8: God as your excuse. God ain't no excuse. God is
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  Speaker 8: a reason. He's a reason why the good happens. He's
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  Speaker 8: a reason. He's not an excuse. God don't have no excuses,
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  Speaker 8: and none of his scriptures or writings not that he
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  Speaker 8: just don't make excuses. I would have done this. But
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  Speaker 8: you know, there's a scripture that says the poor will
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  Speaker 8: all shall always be amongst us. Why that's got to
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  Speaker 8: be you. Yeah, he said the poor will always be
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  Speaker 8: amongst us, because you know, everybody ain't gonna follow the
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  Speaker 8: principles of success. But he also said he came to
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  Speaker 8: give you life and give it to you more abundantly.
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  Speaker 8: He said that too, But oh no, you don't want
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  Speaker 8: to hear that because your life kind of trip it
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  Speaker 8: out a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: So now what you do with it?
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  Speaker 8: Now, you twist it and you go to that one
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  Speaker 8: little scripture that say well, the poor shall always be
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  Speaker 8: amongst us. Well, that's put in there because that's that
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  Speaker 8: suggests in case. See that's a just in case 'all
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  Speaker 8: don't want to follow the scriptures. That's just in case
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  Speaker 8: you don't understand that faith without works is dead.
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  Speaker 2: That's just in case you have not because you ask.
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  Speaker 8: Now, it's just in case you don't believe, and shall
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  Speaker 8: not doubt he got all that in there. But in
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  Speaker 8: case you don't want to do that, there is a
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  Speaker 8: scripture that tells you what will happen if you don't
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  Speaker 8: do it, and here it is, the poor shall always
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  Speaker 8: be amongst us. But then you get that when they say, well,
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  Speaker 8: that's I guess that's the Lord's will, Lord's will, really, really,
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  Speaker 8: really really that's amazing. I just don't believe that about him.
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  Speaker 8: I don't believe that God created your life to be
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  Speaker 8: a life of misery. I think that we make decisions
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  Speaker 8: along the way that cause us to have lives of misery.
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  Speaker 8: But I really really just don't believe that God created
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  Speaker 8: you for that. I've heard Nelson Mandela speak, and you know,
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  Speaker 8: you gotta go wild. All those years in prison, Man,
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  Speaker 8: what was it about? When you hear him speak, you
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  Speaker 8: understand what it was about. He said he always knew
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  Speaker 8: he would be free one day. Now, what he said
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  Speaker 8: he never knew was he said he never knew that
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  Speaker 8: he would be the president of that country. Oh my goodness,
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  Speaker 8: what a long way around. But he could have set
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  Speaker 8: there and got involved in prison activities that wasn't up
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  Speaker 8: to paw and things like that. And they said whenever
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  Speaker 8: young inmates used to come in. He was telling the
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  Speaker 8: story one time of how young inmates used to come
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  Speaker 8: into the prison. They all sit around and talk to
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  Speaker 8: him about what they were doing and how many kids
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  Speaker 8: they had in their lives, and it helped them keep
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  Speaker 8: track of the outside a little bit, and it kept
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  Speaker 8: a sense of time for them, and it reminded me
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  Speaker 8: to talk about what they left behind, and it kept
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  Speaker 8: them going because something was greater on the other side.
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  Speaker 8: Had he allowed that to stop him, had he allowed
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  Speaker 8: the imprisonment, which is a pretty major deal. Oh, by
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  Speaker 8: the way, then guess what he would have never been
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  Speaker 8: the Nelson Mandela that we know today, a martyr, a leader,
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  Speaker 8: a great force. People want to go around him. Even
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  Speaker 8: people that imprisoned him could not understand his staunch strength,
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  Speaker 8: his faith, his unwavering commitment. They couldn't understand it. So
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  Speaker 8: things are going to happen in your life. But it's
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  Speaker 8: how you handle what happens doesn't matter. So keep pushing, y'all.
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  Speaker 8: Don't let the little things get in the way, okay,
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  Speaker 8: And if you just sometimes you just don't know. I
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  Speaker 8: got in a cab thinking I wasn't gonna make it,
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  Speaker 8: but at least let's go see, let's try.
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  Speaker 2: I made it. Now.
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  Speaker 8: Guess what that gives me another piece of information that
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  Speaker 8: I have, and all I had to see it again today.
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  Speaker 8: Guess what I said today? Man, sometime when it looked
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  Speaker 8: like you aren't gonna make it, just go ahead on anywhere.
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  Speaker 7: Now.
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  Speaker 8: I could still be back there at the hotel talking
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  Speaker 8: about where my car, but I got up in here
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  Speaker 8: made it.
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  Speaker 2: So Now what y'all gonna do with it? Let's go.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening.
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  Speaker 2: Morning show, ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 8: Right now the time has come, a new day, new opportunity,
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  Speaker 8: a new blessing, another gift, a present.
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  Speaker 2: Please know who it was?
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  Speaker 8: It was him? He did it again. Hey, god boy,
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  Speaker 8: he just keeps showing up, and I'm sure show.
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  Speaker 2: Glad he do.
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  Speaker 8: I'm glad that's God just got to show up because
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  Speaker 8: if he was waiting on some people, I'd be a
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  Speaker 8: lot of late. I ain't coming in the day, you
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  Speaker 8: know what I mean? The dead people would be here
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  Speaker 8: this morning. If it was somebody that pressed the button
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  Speaker 8: for the sun to come up, they overslept over. If
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  Speaker 8: we need sunshine, ladies and gentlemen, this is Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 8: The legend that is Nephew Tommas Junior. What's on your
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  Speaker 8: mind today?
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  Speaker 7: Man?
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  Speaker 10: Hey argue like you said, people be late, Like how
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  Speaker 10: many blessings would be held up it was left to people?
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  Speaker 2: Uh put it to you this way. O. Looky, I
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  Speaker 2: ain't the Lord. Oh let me tell you.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, no, no no, because I'm human. Humans will
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  Speaker 8: not do good in that capacity. That capacity is reserved
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  Speaker 8: for God and God alone.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it's only.
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  Speaker 8: Him and now no one has that power.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing has that power.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because soon as I was him, I go straight
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  Speaker 8: on the internet, straighten it all out.
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  Speaker 2: About wipe out.
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  Speaker 11: Not break it.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't gotta break nothing. I'm gonna break you for
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  Speaker 2: being on.
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  Speaker 11: It, right.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, man, I say somebody me talk about you, Well,
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  Speaker 10: it's gonna be a problem, say.
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  Speaker 8: Somebody me, Yeah, anybody, anybody I know spaking it all out.
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  Speaker 8: But that's it, though, Man, I forgot your original question.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I got you.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 10: But you know, I love how you just bless him,
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  Speaker 10: like you so blessed that you recognize the fact that
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  Speaker 10: he's doing it, not you.
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  Speaker 12: Some people don't want to acknowledge that that it's just him.
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  Speaker 2: There's no way this could be me.
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  Speaker 8: There is no way this could be me because I'm
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  Speaker 8: telling you flat out, I didn't see this.
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  Speaker 2: I had no way to orchestrate this.
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  Speaker 8: And all the decisions I made in my life, I
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  Speaker 8: ain't know what's gonna turn out like this. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 8: I made what I thought was some good decisions, but boy,
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  Speaker 8: he was he was crazy about it. I also made
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  Speaker 8: some real real ignoranci. Yeah, and I wound up here
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  Speaker 8: because I'm telling you right now there's some decisions I
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  Speaker 8: can't share with y'all. Okay, boy, boy, I've done some things.
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  Speaker 8: And that's the thing about it, man. What I try
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  Speaker 8: to do on the show is I try to use
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  Speaker 8: my personal experiences to teach people through the things I've learned.
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  Speaker 8: It's sad that people don't take it that way, but
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  Speaker 8: that's really my intent. I just really intend to show
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  Speaker 8: you my experience and hopefully you can learn the way
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  Speaker 8: I'm coping and dealing with stuff. You know, some people
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  Speaker 8: don't take it that way, but you know, but you
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  Speaker 8: know that's some people you can't help.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Some people just can't help. Just have to let them go.
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  Speaker 8: I'm gonna just keep on doing it though. For those
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  Speaker 8: that want it.
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  Speaker 11: Okay, there you go.
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  Speaker 13: That part yeah, all right, coming up with thirty two
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  Speaker 13: minutes after the hour, we'll hear from a nephews he
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  Speaker 13: runs that prank back right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 11: It's time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 2: What you got for us? Ne fu?
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  Speaker 14: Sureley, I got edible fruit delivery. Edible fruit delivery. We've
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  Speaker 14: all gotten it before, we all in the loved ones
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  Speaker 14: and friends. That would be edible fruit delivery. Sounds very
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  Speaker 14: very bullet It just sounds. But let's take a listen.
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  Speaker 14: Edible fruit delivery, cat dog if.
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  Speaker 15: You would, Hello, Stories, How can I help you? I'm
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  Speaker 15: trying to find a check he's not in right now.
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  Speaker 15: How can I help you?
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  Speaker 7: Okay? All right, well, I'm sorry man. What's your name?
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  Speaker 7: My name is Perkins. I actually have a delivery, edible
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  Speaker 7: fruit delivery for Chad and I'm trying to make sure
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  Speaker 7: I got the address and everything correct.
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  Speaker 15: Oh, well, who's it from?
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  Speaker 7: I think it's from you? Your name is what's your
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  Speaker 7: name of?
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  Speaker 15: Gus Divina? I didn't order any any edible arrangements.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, there's for Valentine's let me see.
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  Speaker 15: Yeah, that's that's definitely must be a mistake. You sure
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  Speaker 15: I was in Chad ordered some edible arrangements for me.
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  Speaker 15: I think that that might make some sense.
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  Speaker 7: Or it's for Chad. Okay, here it is, Who's who's
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  Speaker 7: sent this? Miss? The reader? The reader?
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  Speaker 15: Oh no no, no, no, no no no, that's not me
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  Speaker 15: at all. I'm Divina and that isn't making name why
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  Speaker 15: she would spend anything, right, I'm checking, but the different persons.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so do you know Clark? Who is that?
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  Speaker 15: Oh that's not someone I associate with personally. That's Chad's
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  Speaker 15: ex wife and that doesn't make any sense for her
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  Speaker 15: to be sending us anything. So you don't you don't
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  Speaker 15: even have to.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. Fine, I don't think he sent us.
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  Speaker 7: She didn't send it. She said this the chance she
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  Speaker 7: didn't send it to you.
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  Speaker 15: Okay, well, I'm just gonna let you know we don't
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  Speaker 15: need that delivery, so thank you. Anyway, you can go ahead,
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  Speaker 15: and and you can keep that.
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  Speaker 7: Hold on, hold on miss say right name, don't.
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  Speaker 15: Worry, don't don't don't worry too much about that.
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  Speaker 7: If I don't make my deliveries, I don't get paid.
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  Speaker 7: I have to deliver these of this edible fruit. Man,
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  Speaker 7: I haven't.
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  Speaker 15: It doesn't make any sense. So now just discard it
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  Speaker 15: myself if you if you need to bring it, but
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  Speaker 15: I'm sure I have to bring it.
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  Speaker 7: Let me ask you something. I mean this, lady. I mean,
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  Speaker 7: I'm not trying to pry into anything, but I mean,
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  Speaker 7: have you have you bought him anything about that? No?
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  Speaker 15: I haven't, but I have plenty of time.
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  Speaker 7: But wiped them about something that don't make sense to me.
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  Speaker 7: Why haven't you bought anything?
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  Speaker 15: All right? I don't think you need to worry about
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  Speaker 15: what I get from my man or what I don't
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  Speaker 15: get from my husband. All right, that's none of your concerns.
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  Speaker 7: Well is concerned about making sure he gets something.
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  Speaker 15: I'm sorry, who am I speaking to?
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  Speaker 7: My name is okay?
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  Speaker 15: And I already told you we don't need no delivery.
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  Speaker 15: I don't need you ask me questions about it.
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  Speaker 7: I told you my marriage.
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  Speaker 15: Well, let me tell you I'm not gonna fight to
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  Speaker 15: fight with you on the phone when I canna be
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  Speaker 15: too schools to arguing. I'm all, we don't need anything.
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  Speaker 15: You don't need to be questioned me about what I
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  Speaker 15: do what don't do for my husband. That's actually none
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  Speaker 15: of your business.
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  Speaker 7: I need to know when Chad is gonna be there,
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  Speaker 7: so mister Chad might don't worry so.
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  Speaker 15: Much about Chad. This is our family business, family business.
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  Speaker 15: I'm his wife. Do you understand what that means? I'm
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  Speaker 15: his wife.
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  Speaker 7: I understand that. But evidently his ex wife wanted him
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  Speaker 7: to have his fruit. If you are off sad, and
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  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna say, I'm not gonna become deliver letting
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  Speaker 7: you and you're gonna throw it away. This is Chad's
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  Speaker 7: fruit basket.
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  Speaker 15: And this is Angel did the re send you specifically?
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  Speaker 15: I just want to understand what the hell is going
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  Speaker 15: on because you seem really invested in in my husband's
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  Speaker 15: ex wife. I don't even understand why, but it's gonna
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  Speaker 15: piss me off. So I want some answers.
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  Speaker 7: And you used the right word. You're not invested in Chad.
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  Speaker 7: Why haven't you thought anything for Chad? Is why?
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  Speaker 15: Perkins. I'm gonna need to speak to your guy and
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  Speaker 15: manager because I'm getting real upset right now and you
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  Speaker 15: don't want no problems with me, So why don't you
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  Speaker 15: hand over your manager of the phone and we're gonna
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  Speaker 15: settle this me and your manager and I don't want
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  Speaker 15: to ever see you, because I don't even know what
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  Speaker 15: I'm gonna do. I've been so disrespected on this guy
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  Speaker 15: phone call right now whom I hold him in day,
• 18:02
  Speaker 15: So why don't you pass your manage of the phone.
• 18:04
  Speaker 7: I'm not fail to put you on the phone, my manager.
• 18:06
  Speaker 15: I lose your manage. You don't have to me. I'm
• 18:09
  Speaker 15: ana call back. I'm gonna make sure you get fired.
• 18:10
  Speaker 15: Disrespect me.
• 18:11
  Speaker 7: You taking your anger out on the ex wife and
• 18:15
  Speaker 7: you taking it out on me, the anger that you
• 18:17
  Speaker 7: have for her, You're taking it out on me, that's
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: what you're doing.
• 18:20
  Speaker 15: No, I'm taking out the disc respect that you keep
• 18:23
  Speaker 15: laying on top of me, like like you don't know
• 18:25
  Speaker 15: how to talk to somebody. I don't see how you
• 18:26
  Speaker 15: have this job, calling me, disrespecting me like this.
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: All I'm saying is the lady wont chad to have
• 18:31
  Speaker 7: this proof bask.
• 18:32
  Speaker 15: That's business, none of your business. So, like I said,
• 18:36
  Speaker 15: give your manager the phone, because I'm set it that
• 18:38
  Speaker 15: you're fired. Okay, okay, all right till you hold on
• 18:41
  Speaker 15: for me, Yeah, I can hold on. Go ahead.
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: Hey, telling me this is the man's wife, she don't
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: want me to deliver the stuff because the ex wife
• 18:50
  Speaker 7: is who's sent it.
• 18:52
  Speaker 15: To him, and she don't want me too serious.
• 18:55
  Speaker 7: So now you know she got the attitude that she's
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: cutting at me. And I've been talking crazy there and
• 19:00
  Speaker 7: I have I can't the bouquet stuff, it's fit for him,
• 19:04
  Speaker 7: the proof basket.
• 19:05
  Speaker 15: I need you to just give your manager the phone.
• 19:07
  Speaker 15: If that's enough explaining, I'm gonna tell him what he
• 19:10
  Speaker 15: and he's just over. Hello, Liz, Hi, my name is Divina,
• 19:16
  Speaker 15: and I need to talk to you about your your
• 19:18
  Speaker 15: customer service, delivery person, whatever he is. I have been
• 19:22
  Speaker 15: so disrespected on the phone. I've never been met with
• 19:25
  Speaker 15: such hostility on the phone before. At this point, I
• 19:28
  Speaker 15: just I just want to put this behind me. I
• 19:31
  Speaker 15: just want you to take care, make sure you speak
• 19:33
  Speaker 15: to him, penalized him. And if he doesn't understand what
• 19:35
  Speaker 15: he just did, but he just speaks.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: I will, I will, I will, I will definitely reprimand
• 19:40
  Speaker 7: him for that.
• 19:41
  Speaker 15: I don't want him making no delivery, not to my
• 19:43
  Speaker 15: not to my place with this. I'm here on Friday
• 19:45
  Speaker 15: all day. I don't need any delivery.
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: You don't want him to make the delivery, but can I.
• 19:50
  Speaker 15: Ask you your delivery I'm sorry.
• 19:52
  Speaker 7: Go ahead, Okay, I can't take it. I can't take you. Listen.
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: This is nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: All your husband Chad got me the prank phone call you.
• 20:05
  Speaker 15: I'm sorry what.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: This is a nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: Your husband Chad got me the prank phone calls.
• 20:16
  Speaker 15: Oh my, I believe this.
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: I sare you we hub, I got your girl.
• 20:27
  Speaker 15: Wow, I'm so stressed. I'm gonna kill my husband.
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: Let me ask what's the baddest and I mean the
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: baddest radio show in the lane.
• 20:38
  Speaker 15: The Steve Harvey Morning Show for sure.
• 20:45
  Speaker 16: Yeah, all right, nephews, thank you you little John yea
• 20:50
  Speaker 16: for that stupidity. Coming up next, it is ask the
• 20:55
  Speaker 16: clou the Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:59
  Speaker 13: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Okay, we
• 21:04
  Speaker 13: gotta say happy Marty Gras Ya Marty Gras.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 21:10
  Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour. In entertainment news, Nellie,
• 21:14
  Speaker 13: I guess you guys have heard about this. Nellie lost
• 21:17
  Speaker 13: his bottom tooth in Vegas. Yes, we'll find out. Okay,
• 21:24
  Speaker 13: Carlo is here with Carla has some music news for
• 21:31
  Speaker 13: us today. Super Bowl fifty eight is over coming up
• 21:34
  Speaker 13: next to twenty twenty four NBA All Star Weekend in Indianapolis.
• 21:39
  Speaker 13: We'll talk about all of these stories at the top
• 21:41
  Speaker 13: of the hour, but right now it is time to
• 21:44
  Speaker 13: ask the CLO.
• 21:46
  Speaker 11: All right, Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey, here we go.
• 21:49
  Speaker 13: Belinda and Maryville writes, my boyfriend and I have been
• 21:52
  Speaker 13: together for a year. He's separated from his wife and
• 21:56
  Speaker 13: she lives with their son. I have met a son
• 21:58
  Speaker 13: and he knows I'm dating his dad. Uh, this is
• 22:01
  Speaker 13: such a weird arrangement. If my boyfriend is a concern,
• 22:05
  Speaker 13: should I be?
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be concerned.
• 22:08
  Speaker 8: Anytime you're dating somebody's spouse, be concerned, situation concerned because
• 22:19
  Speaker 8: you don't know where it could come from. You don't
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: know what this spouse going to because they go, Look,
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: they have ownership rights, you know, they come and you
• 22:29
  Speaker 8: know possession is nine TIPHS of the law, and so
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: you know, when you're dating somebody's spouse, yeah, you need
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: to be concerned because they can roll up and be
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: pretty much.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Justified, Yeah, even though they're operated.
• 22:45
  Speaker 8: So yeah, yeah, you should be concerned. Yeah, okay, all right,
• 22:50
  Speaker 8: but you don't know what that little boy going back
• 22:52
  Speaker 8: and saying, because you're gonna say something and she gonna
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: hear it one time, and that's gonna be it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 11: Right, all right?
• 23:02
  Speaker 8: Moving on, Huh, Mama Ta said she was gonna, you
• 23:06
  Speaker 8: know what, if you come in here one more time,
• 23:10
  Speaker 8: tell me some t Sha said.
• 23:13
  Speaker 11: But it's on, all right. Moving on to Alvin and Tulsa.
• 23:16
  Speaker 13: Alvin says, my nine year old daughter is mad at
• 23:19
  Speaker 13: her eight year old cousin because a boy at school
• 23:22
  Speaker 13: likes her cousin better. This can't be happening already at
• 23:26
  Speaker 13: her age, but my wife says, it's totally normal. What
• 23:31
  Speaker 13: do I say to my heartbroken little girl? Can I
• 23:34
  Speaker 13: beat the boy up?
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: Bruh? Good?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Hell? Where what You're gonna beat the boy up?
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: Or he's stupid just like you was, just like I was,
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: just like all of us was. Yeah, liking two girls. Bruh, bruh. Hey, brother,
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: listen to me, man, just let your wife handle it,
• 23:56
  Speaker 8: because that's some girl stuff.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: You just let the wife handle it.
• 23:58
  Speaker 8: You stay back because your first God dear it is prisy.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: Child.
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: That concept is prison. Lay Your little girl will be
• 24:12
  Speaker 8: all right. This ain't her first time getting her heart broke.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: Don't worry about that.
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: And the little hug.
• 24:18
  Speaker 8: Huh, didn't even wear about the little glass boy. He
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: gonna get his face cracked so many times. You don't
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: even worry about that man.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 24:28
  Speaker 13: Moving on to chastity indicatur, Chastity says, I saw it.
• 24:33
  Speaker 8: One more thing, one more thing. All you need to
• 24:35
  Speaker 8: do is teach your girl not to be fighting over
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: no boy. That's all the message you need to do is,
• 24:40
  Speaker 8: do not fight your cousin over no boy. No, don't
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: fight no other girl about no boy getting that in
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: her head.
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about the feelings.
• 24:48
  Speaker 11: Great advice, Steve, love that ll O all right.
• 24:53
  Speaker 13: Moving on to chastity indicator, Chastity says, I saw a
• 24:56
  Speaker 13: text on my husband's phone saying thanks for a ride home.
• 25:00
  Speaker 13: He said it was a spur of the moment thing
• 25:02
  Speaker 13: when his coworker's car wouldn't start.
• 25:04
  Speaker 11: Why didn't he mention it?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: Because you just ride home. It wasn't nothing to mention.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: It wasn't nothing to it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was nothing to it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Why would I mention it? I've a couple of people
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: rides home.
• 25:20
  Speaker 8: I ain't never mentioned it for you don't want to
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: mention it for it wasn't nothing up and that was
• 25:23
  Speaker 8: something to it. If I said, hey, look, just just
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: to let you know this. Later on the job, I
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: think she liked me. I gave her ride home. She
• 25:30
  Speaker 8: mentioned I just bring it to your attention. I ain't
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: to do that because it wasn't nothing. Now, I would
• 25:35
  Speaker 8: never say that.
• 25:36
  Speaker 11: I said, like said all the.
• 25:39
  Speaker 13: Quentin phone, the girl down at the job likes me, babe,
• 25:47
  Speaker 13: And yeah, I just gave her a ride home.
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: That does.
• 25:51
  Speaker 11: See how that sounds.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: I don't want to stay. What save any messages?
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: It's for.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: What did you say, Tommy? Everything the phone?
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, why is his wife and his phone?
• 26:06
  Speaker 11: Because she's his wife?
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Why you got why you lead that text in the phone?
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: See right there? That's true. Yeah?
• 26:14
  Speaker 13: Yeah, you learn anything from that response, Junior, I sure
• 26:18
  Speaker 13: did what you learned today.
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: Messages in the phone pro literally man, because it could
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: be something innocent.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Just before you go home, owe me phone up.
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: Any girl in there for any reason, Supervisor, I don't
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: give you that.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: What it is delete delete delete, yeah, matter of fact,
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: just wipe out all clip your memory. Everything. I ain't
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: had a text or message in a week.
• 26:56
  Speaker 13: Maybe what happened to your friends, But you don't have
• 26:59
  Speaker 13: any friends you.
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: I ain't talking to nobody, baby. My friend is cashet.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: I clear.
• 27:07
  Speaker 8: My fill in the bathtub yesterday. Uh huh, And I didn't.
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: I didn't know that the new phones can go in water.
• 27:15
  Speaker 8: Ye boy, boy, you'd have seen me try to get
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: that phone out that water. I snatched the case off,
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: I padded dry. I started running through the house trying
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: to go find some rice.
• 27:33
  Speaker 13: All right, last one, Steve Marvena and Stamford Marvina writes,
• 27:38
  Speaker 13: my husband's friends pop up at our house and disturb
• 27:41
  Speaker 13: my peace.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I made it.
• 27:43
  Speaker 13: I made a pot of chili Saturday, and two friends
• 27:45
  Speaker 13: of his came by and ate most of it. He
• 27:48
  Speaker 13: would have been mad if I didn't let them eat.
• 27:50
  Speaker 13: How do I get my husband to be more considerate?
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Bruh? Crazy? Why people hopping up at your house right now?
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: Call me.
• 28:01
  Speaker 8: There's an age man, where popping up ain't legal no more.
• 28:05
  Speaker 8: And the age is once you have a wife, that
• 28:08
  Speaker 8: popping up is over. Now you don't know how my
• 28:11
  Speaker 8: wife's sitting around the house. So now man, as as
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: a married couple, that the popping up. It's got to
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: be a phone call, that's true. That's got to be
• 28:20
  Speaker 8: a phone call. It's gotta be a baby. A baby.
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, Willy and Tony coming.
• 28:25
  Speaker 8: Over you Willie and Tony. They sound like they sound
• 28:32
  Speaker 8: like people that stopped being popped out again.
• 28:39
  Speaker 13: So so, yeah, her husband needs to be a lot
• 28:42
  Speaker 13: more considerate.
• 28:43
  Speaker 11: She just wants to know how.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: So how does she tell him that? Though? How does
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: she tell her husband?
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: Baby? Listen to me.
• 28:52
  Speaker 8: I just I just don't like it when people pop
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: up at the house. I don't mind your friends coming over.
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: Just could you give me a heads up? Could you
• 28:59
  Speaker 8: just be respectful of me? Yeah, and just say hey, Donald,
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: so and so.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: What's coming by.
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna let your friends come by, but I don't
• 29:07
  Speaker 8: like being surprised.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: That's fair. And if I know they coming out and
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: make a little bit more chili for they all of
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: the chili. That's what's really wrong.
• 29:19
  Speaker 11: All right, thank you, Flo coming up, coming up at
• 29:22
  Speaker 11: the tell of the hour, we'll have some entertainment news
• 29:25
  Speaker 11: for you right after this.
• 29:26
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, Vegas all right, time now for entertainment news and
• 30:15
  Speaker 13: what happens in Vegas. Speaking of Vegas, stays in Vegas.
• 30:18
  Speaker 13: So Nellie the rapper Nelly posted on Instagram live that
• 30:22
  Speaker 13: he lost his tooth and then he checked in with
• 30:25
  Speaker 13: his girlfriend Ashanti and she was cracking up and laughing. So, Steve,
• 30:32
  Speaker 13: we've all been to Vegas a million times at least.
• 30:35
  Speaker 13: What could have happened you think to cause you to
• 30:38
  Speaker 13: lose a tooth?
• 30:39
  Speaker 9: What are you doing?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: I got to clear this area that time.
• 30:45
  Speaker 14: If you push, that's crazy. What could you possibly do
• 30:53
  Speaker 14: be doing to lose your tooth?
• 30:55
  Speaker 8: Well, you were sitting at the slot machine, and you
• 30:57
  Speaker 8: pulled it and them sevens came up one to two,
• 30:59
  Speaker 8: and you thought the third one was gonna come up,
• 31:01
  Speaker 8: and it didn't, and then you hit you You hit
• 31:03
  Speaker 8: your tooth on.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: That bandit arm.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, there's a bottomy bottom one.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the one to get it right there.
• 31:11
  Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I just can't imagine losing it too, losing
• 31:14
  Speaker 13: your too all.
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: You was at that place to sell them my endless
• 31:18
  Speaker 8: chicken wings, and you was just going at a little
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: bit too hard.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: Long did you somewhere you can explain.
• 31:29
  Speaker 11: Where though?
• 31:29
  Speaker 13: Okay, one more, come on, a couple more Steve scenarios.
• 31:33
  Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you can't say it on morning radio.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: You lose a tooth if you was that white dude
• 31:43
  Speaker 8: didn't hang over you.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: One of the great moments right there, pulled his own tooth.
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: That was.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: Oh man, was he at the brop Where was he?
• 32:03
  Speaker 11: There's no so far, I don't know what shot.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: The brothel now brothel, I understand, all.
• 32:17
  Speaker 11: Right, Carlic come on with.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Not too much. Come on, Carla, all.
• 32:26
  Speaker 17: Right, music news, get ready to be high. We all
• 32:29
  Speaker 17: saw it on Sunday night. She dropped two singles. The
• 32:33
  Speaker 17: Queen Bee Beyonce. She has her country inspired album that
• 32:38
  Speaker 17: is dropping on March twenty ninth. She titled the Act
• 32:41
  Speaker 17: two and we all know that's Renaissance Act two because
• 32:44
  Speaker 17: Renaissance the previous album was Act one and so we'll
• 32:47
  Speaker 17: get ready to see what Bee it's gonna do with
• 32:49
  Speaker 17: the country.
• 32:50
  Speaker 11: Music side of her career.
• 32:53
  Speaker 8: So congratulations right now, man, y'all want to hear a
• 32:56
  Speaker 8: good country song, go on YouTube and download war and
• 33:01
  Speaker 8: Treaty tribute to Chris Stapleton.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Okay, singing the song cold Cold, Okay, Lord have Mercy.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Good song, Lord hemn Mercy.
• 33:13
  Speaker 8: Got it hold by Chris Stapleton. But the tribute this
• 33:17
  Speaker 8: black dude him and his wife, Warren Treaty did to
• 33:20
  Speaker 8: Chris Staples and they sang Cold fort at the Country
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: musical Ward. Okay, I'm telling you right now, you can't
• 33:29
  Speaker 8: download it because it's on YouTube. So you got to
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: figure out another way to get it because you can't.
• 33:33
  Speaker 8: It ain't on music nowhere. But Lord have Mercy beautiful.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: It's nicely done.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 7: Well.
• 33:39
  Speaker 17: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Foundation has announced its
• 33:42
  Speaker 17: nominees for the Class of twenty twenty four. Some of
• 33:45
  Speaker 17: the nominees include Mary J. Blige, Mariah Carey, Shaer How
• 33:49
  Speaker 17: is Share not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
• 33:52
  Speaker 17: Eric B and rock Kim Cool in the game a
• 33:54
  Speaker 17: tribe called a tribe called Quest. Lenny Kravitz as shy
• 34:00
  Speaker 17: Now just like I said, shy eh yes, and just
• 34:03
  Speaker 17: like I said, Share is not in the Rock and
• 34:05
  Speaker 17: Roll Hall of Fame. And she has commented about this
• 34:08
  Speaker 17: in the past, and so she said, quote, you know what,
• 34:12
  Speaker 17: I wouldn't be in it now if they gave me
• 34:14
  Speaker 17: a million dollars.
• 34:15
  Speaker 12: I'm not kidding you.
• 34:17
  Speaker 17: I'm never changing my mind. They can just go you
• 34:20
  Speaker 17: know what themselves. Okay, tell us how you really feel
• 34:25
  Speaker 17: about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
• 34:27
  Speaker 11: At that age all her mind?
• 34:29
  Speaker 7: Yep.
• 34:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 34:30
  Speaker 17: So the voting will start soon and the ceremony will
• 34:33
  Speaker 17: be streamed in late spring, and that's music news. You
• 34:40
  Speaker 17: have to be nominated and voted in and it's a
• 34:42
  Speaker 17: it's a timeline on when your albums had to be
• 34:45
  Speaker 17: released and all this. I still don't understand how Share
• 34:47
  Speaker 17: is not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's crazy. Vos still not.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Going y'all can go.
• 34:57
  Speaker 11: Thank you kyla u all right.
• 35:00
  Speaker 13: Finally, in entertainment news, the Super Bowl is over up
• 35:04
  Speaker 13: next to the NBA All Star Weekend going down in Indianapolis.
• 35:08
  Speaker 13: The weekend will be star studied and it'll have a
• 35:11
  Speaker 13: three day performance schedule from country, pop and hip hop,
• 35:14
  Speaker 13: also R and B stars including T Bang, T Pain,
• 35:18
  Speaker 13: Lil Wayne, Coco Jones, Babyface. We'll sing the national anthem,
• 35:21
  Speaker 13: and Jennifer Hudson will be the All Star Game halftime performer.
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: Yes, no, nice, it's gonna be good.
• 35:31
  Speaker 8: Well, I guess they don't get ready, they're gonna piss
• 35:33
  Speaker 8: off all the rest of the races. Yeah, y'all there
• 35:36
  Speaker 8: likes you halftime you said hate it.
• 35:40
  Speaker 11: Like, I don't even understand.
• 35:43
  Speaker 8: That because it's not them. They didn't know what he
• 35:47
  Speaker 8: was doing anything, that's not them. They don't care for.
• 35:50
  Speaker 8: I'm so used to them, man, with that, I don't
• 35:52
  Speaker 8: even pay him no attention. No, but that's why we
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: got to coffee create our own, because you're wait on
• 35:56
  Speaker 8: them to give us. Hey, thanks, thank god for jay
• 35:58
  Speaker 8: Z when y'all was hating on him.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: For time taking a position.
• 36:01
  Speaker 13: Hello, all right, thank you Steve, coming up, at twenty
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  Speaker 13: minutes after the hour, Americans expected to spend big bucks
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  Speaker 13: on Valentine's Day.
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  Speaker 11: We'll talk about it right after this. You're listening, Junior,
• 36:11
  Speaker 11: I'm listening.
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  Speaker 13: You're listening Morning show. Well, guys, Valentine's Day is tomorrow.
• 36:20
  Speaker 13: I'm sure you all know that. You guys did know that, right?
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  Speaker 1: You realize today it's a thirteen.
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  Speaker 2: Like that.
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  Speaker 8: There ain't no doubt about you know. I'm preferred. I'm
• 36:30
  Speaker 8: gonna pro with this here. I can't miss you know
• 36:32
  Speaker 8: this missing.
• 36:33
  Speaker 11: Ain't even let me ask a newly wed Junior.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Uh huh did you know?
• 36:39
  Speaker 7: I know? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: All right, I'm but I know who's worried about, Junior.
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  Speaker 10: I don't do good at these type of things. I
• 36:48
  Speaker 10: don't know what you what supposed to do it Valentine's
• 36:51
  Speaker 10: Day when we just had well it's the thirteenth, so
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: these things are stacking up Christmas, your birthday now Valentine,
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: it's is doting too much?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Now you need a.
• 36:59
  Speaker 12: Break, some type of relief.
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  Speaker 13: Well that that it does involve spending a lot of money.
• 37:10
  Speaker 13: Now it does?
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  Speaker 8: When is the anniversary, Junior, September sixteenth, to a that hesitation, you.
• 37:24
  Speaker 12: Gotta know that off the band, don't you.
• 37:26
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so you've got Christmas. Birthday was in January. Uh huh,
• 37:31
  Speaker 8: Valentine's Day, Mother's Day? May you go get the summer
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  Speaker 8: off and then we back at it again on Christmas
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  Speaker 8: all over again.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 13: The National Retail Federation's annual Valentine's Day Survey is out.
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  Speaker 13: It's revealing that fifty three percent of consumers plan to
• 37:51
  Speaker 13: celebrate Valentine's Day this year. People expect to spend an
• 37:55
  Speaker 13: average of almost two hundred dollars each, okay, close to that,
• 37:58
  Speaker 13: for a total of twenty five point eight billion on
• 38:01
  Speaker 13: Valentine's Day. The most popular gifts include candy, greeting cards, flowers,
• 38:06
  Speaker 13: a night out, jewelry, clothing, lingerie, and gift cards. So
• 38:10
  Speaker 13: here's a question for you guys. What are your plans?
• 38:14
  Speaker 13: How much do you think you'll spend? And what would
• 38:16
  Speaker 13: you what would your ultimate Valentine's Day include?
• 38:19
  Speaker 11: What's that going to look like?
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: We going to Dinna?
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it.
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 11: I thought that was a comma.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: You better get you something this, this butter cake or
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: whatever that is. Yeah, yeah, he's lying downtown day. That's it.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: You ain't won't get nothing else. Ain't no package, no.
• 38:39
  Speaker 11: Nothing, you lie, no flowers.
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: You was just on tour this weekend. Hey you you
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: could talk about you Hey got it? And I don't
• 38:48
  Speaker 8: know who's hundred dollars for, but that stop applying to me.
• 38:51
  Speaker 8: A long time ago. I've been trying to figure out
• 38:54
  Speaker 8: what I can't do for two. You ain't gonna get
• 38:59
  Speaker 8: no flowers for your girl on Valentine Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna get some fly I got some yeah, man, yeah, yeah.
• 39:05
  Speaker 11: Tell the truth, Tommy.
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: And she ain't gonna have a box to open on
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: Valentine's Day and gave you babies.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: You finn to go in there with butter cake?
• 39:13
  Speaker 18: Get him yelty, Yeah, Come, I can't put the buttercake
• 39:19
  Speaker 18: in a box.
• 39:24
  Speaker 13: Happy Valentine's Day. Come out in thirty four minutes after
• 39:28
  Speaker 13: the hour. Sports meltdown and or tantrums, we'll talk about
• 39:32
  Speaker 13: all of that right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening morning show.
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  Speaker 7: Well.
• 39:38
  Speaker 13: On Sunday, during Super Bowl fifty eight, Kansas City Chiefs
• 39:41
  Speaker 13: player Travis Kelcey had a bit of a meltdown or tantrum,
• 39:44
  Speaker 13: if you will. He was pulled from the game after
• 39:47
  Speaker 13: a specific play and he disagreed with that decision. Kelsey
• 39:52
  Speaker 13: yelled at head coach Andy Reid, which caused the coach
• 39:54
  Speaker 13: to stumble, and then he threw his helmet down on
• 39:57
  Speaker 13: the sidelines.
• 39:59
  Speaker 11: So today's question.
• 40:02
  Speaker 13: Back in the day, guys, when you played sports, did
• 40:05
  Speaker 13: you ever yell at your coach or throw a tentrum
• 40:07
  Speaker 13: because things weren't going your way?
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: He Hell no, I wasn't for that at the coach.
• 40:18
  Speaker 8: To you down there on that bitch trying to be quiet.
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: Hope you don't.
• 40:25
  Speaker 17: Harvey get over here there.
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: Yeah, Travis Kelsey said, it was between them.
• 40:33
  Speaker 13: Whatever they were talking about, whatever he was yelling at
• 40:36
  Speaker 13: him about, it was between them.
• 40:38
  Speaker 8: But down yeah, I think Taylor's working. Need to pay
• 40:42
  Speaker 8: attention to what's happening out on that field.
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: The temper, the race man, he was mad.
• 40:51
  Speaker 11: He did he stumbled. You saw him stumbled. Yes, that
• 40:55
  Speaker 11: was crazy.
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: What about you, Tommy? You ran a track, so you
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: had track coach.
• 41:01
  Speaker 14: I got upset because I didn't like running first leg
• 41:04
  Speaker 14: over my relay.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: I always always wanted to run second leg. And so
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: what happened?
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: What happened to me?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Nothing? I got my butt. I did ran first leg,
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: like he.
• 41:14
  Speaker 11: Said, j you played football.
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
• 41:23
  Speaker 10: I didn't never yell at the coach, but I did
• 41:24
  Speaker 10: yell at some of my teammates. And I did do
• 41:26
  Speaker 10: that because I don't know how Zane uns to know
• 41:28
  Speaker 10: was six six and ticklish to play left tackle.
• 41:31
  Speaker 12: We are not were not intimidating nobody. If you keep laughing, Yeah.
• 41:34
  Speaker 10: Every time he blocked, he over there, man put him down,
• 41:40
  Speaker 10: but laughing, it's not funny.
• 41:43
  Speaker 12: It's third and five. We need a first down.
• 41:47
  Speaker 10: Oh man, come on, I big.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Was he six ' six?
• 41:55
  Speaker 12: Just ticklish? Just laughing the whole time.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's funny, man, he's doing but stity. He's like,
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: you played basketball, though you didn't you you didn't play
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: any sports in high school.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: I played in summer league. Oh he boxed a little bit.
• 42:10
  Speaker 7: Though.
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: It's hard to get it.
• 42:12
  Speaker 8: Hard to get in an argument when the coach your daddy,
• 42:17
  Speaker 8: because man, my daddy punched me dead in the yoll
• 42:19
  Speaker 8: He didn't give it, and I was way better than
• 42:21
  Speaker 8: my fault, but he pushed me. What nothing I could
• 42:25
  Speaker 8: do about it? You talking about boxing when you boxing
• 42:28
  Speaker 8: ain't a lack a team sport. It's yeah at all.
• 42:34
  Speaker 8: You gotta get up here now, man, it's just own you.
• 42:36
  Speaker 8: All everything going wrong it's cause of you.
• 42:41
  Speaker 11: Did you make your daddy proud?
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah. I was pretty good though, you know
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: the little level I was home.
• 42:46
  Speaker 8: But I'll tell you what, there was a lot of
• 42:48
  Speaker 8: times I was looking over that rift, talking about what
• 42:49
  Speaker 8: the web that bail at?
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: I need this bail.
• 42:54
  Speaker 8: I'm tied all this dancing because I was. It was
• 42:57
  Speaker 8: a Puerto Rican I thought I was. I ran from
• 43:00
  Speaker 8: his ass for the first two rounds. This boy hit
• 43:03
  Speaker 8: so hard. He hit me on my arm. I way,
• 43:04
  Speaker 8: oh yeah, on my arm, I said, boy, if he
• 43:08
  Speaker 8: hit me in strong, yeah, let me let me go
• 43:11
  Speaker 8: on and dance.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Stop all that dancing the fight.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: You're not.
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: Running.
• 43:18
  Speaker 8: Looked like you got a skirt on.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Shut your black ass up. I'm sad.
• 43:29
  Speaker 7: Now.
• 43:29
  Speaker 8: This dude right here, this dude hit weigh too hard.
• 43:31
  Speaker 8: He was out of my uh weight division while I was.
• 43:34
  Speaker 8: I was, I was well, y'all going all, but I
• 43:36
  Speaker 8: walked weight, y'all weight. No, I walked weight. I walked
• 43:40
  Speaker 8: weight and I was fighting the middleweight because there was
• 43:42
  Speaker 8: nobody to fight that.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: And I took the fight. My dads, my mom, my boy,
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: fight anybody. I looked at him.
• 43:49
  Speaker 8: Fight this dude one sixth day. Hold on, man, that's
• 43:53
  Speaker 8: twenty pounds. Twenty pounds and can't know what he's doing
• 43:57
  Speaker 8: at that time. That was one forty seven. Oh, this
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: dude sixty eight. That's that's a whole another division. That's
• 44:04
  Speaker 8: that's middleweight. Oh, you can't do.
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: That, my boy. Fight anybody get in that heart, my boy?
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I will, I'll fight anybody.
• 44:12
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: I was hanging with him till he finally caught me though.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: All right, whole night, whole whole world got bright.
• 44:24
  Speaker 13: Coming up next, it's nephew Tommy with the Today's Prank
• 44:28
  Speaker 13: Phone Call.
• 44:29
  Speaker 11: Right after this.
• 44:30
  Speaker 9: You're listening Hard Morning Show.
• 44:34
  Speaker 13: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
• 44:36
  Speaker 13: four minutes after, it's my Strawberry letter for today and
• 44:39
  Speaker 13: the subject is less is More and he loves it.
• 44:43
  Speaker 13: We'll get into that find out what that's all about
• 44:45
  Speaker 13: just a few because right now the nephew is.
• 44:48
  Speaker 11: Here with today's prank phone call. What you got for
• 44:50
  Speaker 11: his neph.
• 44:51
  Speaker 14: All right, it's time for Valentine's that's tomorrow right right right?
• 44:55
  Speaker 14: It is, all right, So it's twing to get these
• 44:57
  Speaker 14: deliveries out. This is Valentine's Day delivery. Valentine's Day delivery,
• 45:04
  Speaker 14: but it seems like you didn't order nothing for your wife?
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Uh so who did? Who did that? Dog?
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: If you would Hello, Hello, my name is Eric. I
• 45:17
  Speaker 7: gotta give you guys a call. I got a delivery.
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: I gotta make there tomorrow for Valentine's for who Kendra Kendrew? Yeah,
• 45:26
  Speaker 7: Kendre lives here. That's my wife, But uh, I didn't order.
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: I didn't order anything for her from for her for
• 45:32
  Speaker 7: Valentine's Day. I'm supposed to be there between seven and
• 45:35
  Speaker 7: seven thirty. You guys are first on my list tomorrow
• 45:38
  Speaker 7: morning for Valentine And I got like seven eight boxes here.
• 45:43
  Speaker 7: That's uh, that's coming to you all's places. So all right,
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: I can let me let me let me ask you this.
• 45:49
  Speaker 7: You at six West Don Is that you? Yeah? That's me?
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: But uh again, there's there must be some clerical error
• 45:58
  Speaker 7: typo because like I just told you, man, I didn't
• 46:02
  Speaker 7: boxes in Chenne. It's about seven boxes. But I mean,
• 46:06
  Speaker 7: I mean it's just looking at the total here that
• 46:08
  Speaker 7: adds up to about six hunt or something dollars. I mean,
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: I got flowers, no partner, We just gonna I'm just
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: gonna take her to dinner and we're just gonna do
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: our thing. But there was there was there was no
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: delivery schedule from me enough, especially not at at seven
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: o'clock at no partner, you got it. It's just something wrong.
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: Well you are you so you're not gonna be there?
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: Are you not gonna be there tomorrow morning? Sir? Oh yeah,
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be here. But as far as accepting a
• 46:35
  Speaker 7: delivery that I didn't order and didn't pay for, that's
• 46:38
  Speaker 7: not happening. Man. Well let me tell you. I got flowers,
• 46:42
  Speaker 7: two boxes that are lingerie, several boxes that are sex toys.
• 46:48
  Speaker 7: We'll all that stuff. I have all that stuff loaded
• 46:50
  Speaker 7: to be delivered tomorrow at seven am. And dude, obviously
• 46:56
  Speaker 7: there's a communication breakdown between you and me player because
• 47:00
  Speaker 7: I didn't order that, and right, but the but what
• 47:04
  Speaker 7: the problem I'm having is that you're telling me I
• 47:07
  Speaker 7: have the right address, you know the name of the
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: person Kendrick, which is your wife. Right, Yeah, yeah, so
• 47:15
  Speaker 7: far so good man. But uh as far as me
• 47:18
  Speaker 7: ordering that, dude, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not accepting
• 47:21
  Speaker 7: it because I didn't pay for it. I did not order.
• 47:25
  Speaker 7: I mean, I mean it's already, it's already paid. Let
• 47:29
  Speaker 7: me let me just look at the name here on
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: the here is here is right here. Okay, we got Devin.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: What would you say?
• 47:37
  Speaker 7: I said, Devon, that's that's who made the purchase. Oh no, no, no, no, okay,
• 47:43
  Speaker 7: that's my wife's ex husband. So even you and him
• 47:46
  Speaker 7: are in cahoots with each other to do this and
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: and and try to upset me. But guess what you succeeded.
• 47:53
  Speaker 7: All right, So I'm gonna make this.
• 47:59
  Speaker 14: You.
• 47:59
  Speaker 7: I listened to you, so you listen to me. This
• 48:02
  Speaker 7: is what I want to make abundantly clear to you.
• 48:05
  Speaker 7: I understand you have a job to do. But if
• 48:07
  Speaker 7: you bring those roses and all of that stuff past
• 48:10
  Speaker 7: my house tomorrow, this is what's gonna happen. Those roses,
• 48:14
  Speaker 7: those storms, I'm gonna put them somewhere so far up
• 48:17
  Speaker 7: your rear end that the only way that they see
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: sunshine is when you open your mouth. So do not,
• 48:24
  Speaker 7: I repeat, do not. You and Devin. Y'all can take
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: this and you can do whatever y'all want with it.
• 48:29
  Speaker 7: Y'all can play with the sex toys. Y'all can do
• 48:32
  Speaker 7: whatever you are to red roses, petals and all that
• 48:34
  Speaker 7: other stuff. Y'all can do what you need to do.
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: Not show up at my crib tomorrow, because it ain't
• 48:40
  Speaker 7: gonna be a happy Valentine's Day for nobody involved. That's
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: what I'm okay. But here's the deal. As a delivery person,
• 48:49
  Speaker 7: I am obligated to make the drip. I have to
• 48:53
  Speaker 7: make this drive or then I don't get it. You know,
• 48:55
  Speaker 7: I get shoot out that I didn't do my job
• 48:57
  Speaker 7: because this stuff. Okay, so what with? What would you
• 49:00
  Speaker 7: rather be twot out or half throws up your rear?
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: End you let's sad down, let's flad down in. What
• 49:06
  Speaker 7: you're not gonna do is hold off, spen.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: The do just flect.
• 49:10
  Speaker 7: You bring you bread, okay, all right, I won't do
• 49:14
  Speaker 7: the flowers. I'll use the sex toy for you. So
• 49:17
  Speaker 7: you got a choice, and you got flowers. You. Let's
• 49:22
  Speaker 7: let me let me say this with flowers as professional
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: as possible. You. I'm trying to be as pool as possible,
• 49:29
  Speaker 7: but you ain't listening to me. Do not bring the delivery. Okay,
• 49:33
  Speaker 7: you can drop them off at the curve. Then you
• 49:35
  Speaker 7: get credit for and whoever walk past and up and
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: down the street. They can pick it up, but do
• 49:41
  Speaker 7: not come to my front door and ring my doorbell
• 49:44
  Speaker 7: asking me to sign and accept nothing. It ain't have
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: to drop them off at the door, sir, I'm telling
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: you now, I've gotta drop them off at the door.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: The problem I'm having is you telling me you're gonna
• 49:58
  Speaker 7: stick some flowers up my Now we got a problem
• 50:01
  Speaker 7: just listening to this whole scenario. I'm just curious. Is
• 50:05
  Speaker 7: it possible that maybe Devin does something for her that
• 50:08
  Speaker 7: you don't do? Hey? Man, you what what's work? Where
• 50:10
  Speaker 7: are you going at with this? All I'm telling you
• 50:13
  Speaker 7: is demand your business and don't make this drop. Don't
• 50:16
  Speaker 7: Why am I doing what that Devin? I'm sure that
• 50:19
  Speaker 7: Why am I gonna do this that Devon has purchased
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: for her? Guess what you need? Why? Don't need to
• 50:27
  Speaker 7: ask Devin because he better not show his faith up
• 50:30
  Speaker 7: over here. You can take it home and give it
• 50:33
  Speaker 7: to you your girl if you want to. I'm not
• 50:35
  Speaker 7: giving my girl anything that I didn't buy for her.
• 50:38
  Speaker 7: I'm not doing that, you think so? If you if
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: you're not gonna give your girl anything that you didn't
• 50:43
  Speaker 7: buy for why am I going to accept something for
• 50:45
  Speaker 7: my girl that I didn't buy. Far. I ain't come
• 50:47
  Speaker 7: home now telling you that you gotta accept it. But
• 50:49
  Speaker 7: I'm saying is and you bring out in my house,
• 50:53
  Speaker 7: I gotta accept it. And I'm telling you now, don't
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: even bring it to my house. Maybe maybe mister Devin
• 50:59
  Speaker 7: know what she looks. She looks like obviously she's gonna
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: watch him no more. She knows me a head of
• 51:05
  Speaker 7: the flower delivery person, just like her ex husband. I'm
• 51:10
  Speaker 7: the box and mom whooping. That's all I got to say.
• 51:14
  Speaker 7: Two words for bringing that someone whooping. See, you might
• 51:17
  Speaker 7: as well come on now so you can go home
• 51:19
  Speaker 7: after you get this whooping. Okay, okay, okay, let me
• 51:22
  Speaker 7: let me say this. At the end of the day,
• 51:23
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say this is Tommy already told me yo,
• 51:26
  Speaker 7: she was gonna do something like this. He told me that,
• 51:29
  Speaker 7: who'd you say? Who the hell? I already told me
• 51:32
  Speaker 7: you was gonna like, who the hell is Tommy? Nephew Tommy, Isaiah,
• 51:37
  Speaker 7: This is nephew Tommy for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:41
  Speaker 7: And guess what, Isaiah, your girl Kendrel got me the
• 51:44
  Speaker 7: prank phone call. You you know what? You Kendrew. All
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: of y'all can show up tomorrow and other y'all gonna
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: get portions of this talent times day. Ooh, you gotta
• 52:06
  Speaker 7: your brother chance to cool down now, Man to my
• 52:10
  Speaker 7: sweet one and only kindre with all that is in me.
• 52:14
  Speaker 7: I love your baby girl to death. Do us park
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: and it almost came early, but I love.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: You some Frank praise up in here.
• 52:24
  Speaker 7: What it was? Stupid?
• 52:26
  Speaker 11: It was stupid.
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was stupid.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Straight ignorant. Straight. I'm gonna be straight ignorant.
• 52:34
  Speaker 14: Greensboro, North Carolina, sold out twenty three, twenty four, twenty
• 52:38
  Speaker 14: five of Fiby Avery. Yes, the Nephew is sold out.
• 52:42
  Speaker 14: Laying in the cut is good Night's Comedy Club. That's
• 52:46
  Speaker 14: good Night, Charlie Goodnight's. That's gonna be March first, second,
• 52:49
  Speaker 14: and third right there. I'll be down there and Charlie
• 52:52
  Speaker 14: good Night. That's Raleigh, North Carolina. Okay. Richmond Virginia is
• 52:57
  Speaker 14: the sixteenth seventeenth The Nephew is in fifteen sixteen seventeen,
• 53:01
  Speaker 14: and Richmond, Virginia at the Funny Bone. Yeah, and then
• 53:04
  Speaker 14: I'm going to Montgomery, my boy, Paul Paul Davis. Yes,
• 53:08
  Speaker 14: that's Davis Entertainment. That would be me, that would be
• 53:11
  Speaker 14: uh celebrity the comedian. That would be JJ Williamson and Earthquake.
• 53:16
  Speaker 14: That is March the thirtieth and Montgomery, Alabama. Yes, at
• 53:20
  Speaker 14: the Montgomery Performing Arts Center. Tickets are on sale right now.
• 53:24
  Speaker 14: That's all in March right there for you. Okay, book,
• 53:28
  Speaker 14: I like it. He'p it busy man. Yeah, the comeback
• 53:32
  Speaker 14: kid kid so much like we look alike you, Tommy,
• 53:42
  Speaker 14: he tall though you got some height on him. No, no,
• 53:45
  Speaker 14: all right, wait, everything.
• 53:49
  Speaker 11: All right, Tommy, thank you.
• 53:51
  Speaker 13: Coming up next Strawberry Letter, the subject less is More
• 53:53
  Speaker 13: and he loves it.
• 53:55
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  Speaker 11: It is time now for today's Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 11: Thank you nephew.
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  Speaker 13: Subject less is more and he loves it. Dear Stephen Shirley,
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  Speaker 13: I'm twenty nine years old and my boyfriend of two
• 54:34
  Speaker 13: years broke up with me. And when I asked for closure,
• 54:38
  Speaker 13: he finally agreed to tell me why he broke up
• 54:40
  Speaker 13: with me. He said he got bored because I'm shallow.
• 54:43
  Speaker 13: He said it was fun at first, but when he
• 54:45
  Speaker 13: got to really know me, there was nothing there but
• 54:48
  Speaker 13: a pretty face and a.
• 54:49
  Speaker 11: Lot of unbelievable sex.
• 54:51
  Speaker 13: He told me all about his new girlfriend, and he
• 54:53
  Speaker 13: said things are going great because she is who she
• 54:56
  Speaker 13: says she is inside and out. I know that I'm
• 55:00
  Speaker 13: the total package and his new girl is around a
• 55:03
  Speaker 13: six on a scale of one to ten. When we
• 55:06
  Speaker 13: would argue, he said I was too much, so I
• 55:09
  Speaker 13: told him to go find less and he did. He
• 55:12
  Speaker 13: said I was more of a dependent than a partner,
• 55:15
  Speaker 13: and I didn't bring anything to the table. I hate
• 55:18
  Speaker 13: that he feels like that dating me was a privilege.
• 55:21
  Speaker 13: I know his new girlfriend's cousin, so I asked her
• 55:25
  Speaker 13: about the girl and what she has that I didn't have.
• 55:29
  Speaker 13: Her cousin said that she is a real woman that cooks,
• 55:31
  Speaker 13: cleans and caters to him and is not just for
• 55:34
  Speaker 13: social media. That's who she is in real life. There's
• 55:38
  Speaker 13: no way that I would cater to that man when
• 55:40
  Speaker 13: we are dating. He should pay when we go out
• 55:44
  Speaker 13: and pay for all of my maintenance. When he puts
• 55:47
  Speaker 13: a ring on it, then I would step up and contribute.
• 55:51
  Speaker 13: The new girl washes his clothes, cooks for him, works
• 55:54
  Speaker 13: out with him, and even runs errands for his mama.
• 55:58
  Speaker 13: She pays to get her own hair done. Is this
• 56:01
  Speaker 13: why men are so trifling now? The women are doing
• 56:04
  Speaker 13: more and settling for less. Am I supposed to lower
• 56:07
  Speaker 13: my standards for dating? No, you don't have to lower
• 56:10
  Speaker 13: your standards. You don't have to settle, you don't have
• 56:12
  Speaker 13: to do anything like that. But let me tell you this.
• 56:16
  Speaker 13: He's not the man for you and you're not the
• 56:18
  Speaker 13: woman for him. You guys are not compatible. You want
• 56:21
  Speaker 13: different things. This man wants these things. You're not ready
• 56:25
  Speaker 13: to give it without a ring. But I got to
• 56:27
  Speaker 13: ask you. Did you even tell him you wanted a ring?
• 56:30
  Speaker 13: Have you all even discussed that in the two years
• 56:32
  Speaker 13: you were together? You feel like dating you is a
• 56:36
  Speaker 13: privilege and that's fine to feel that way about yourself,
• 56:40
  Speaker 13: but guess what, the man has to feel that way
• 56:42
  Speaker 13: about you too. Okay, this one doesn't. He's saying you
• 56:47
  Speaker 13: don't bring anything to the table. You're more of a
• 56:50
  Speaker 13: dependent than a partner. You're a liability to him, not
• 56:53
  Speaker 13: an asset. And clearly he's tired. He's just tired of you.
• 56:58
  Speaker 13: He's tired of paying, he's tired of posting on social media.
• 57:01
  Speaker 13: He wants more substance from you. He has more in
• 57:05
  Speaker 13: common with the new girl. He's got someone doing wifely
• 57:09
  Speaker 13: stuff like cooking, cleaning, running errands with his mom, catering
• 57:12
  Speaker 13: to him, and she's only his girlfriend.
• 57:15
  Speaker 11: That's not you.
• 57:16
  Speaker 13: You need a man to appreciate your looks and wants
• 57:19
  Speaker 13: to pay for your maintenance and to put a ring
• 57:21
  Speaker 13: on it.
• 57:22
  Speaker 11: And good luck with that. That's all I can tell you.
• 57:24
  Speaker 11: Good luck with that. I hope you definitely, I hope
• 57:27
  Speaker 11: you find him Steve.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, ladies, I don't know how you all are going
• 57:34
  Speaker 8: to feel about my response, but I have one to
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: this letter, and I just want to I don't want
• 57:40
  Speaker 8: to call this a teaching moment. I just want to
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: call this a sharing moment. I'm going to teach you
• 57:45
  Speaker 8: something about men that obviously this woman in this letter
• 57:50
  Speaker 8: does not know or does not understand.
• 57:55
  Speaker 2: So you all heard Shirley's response and you heard the letter.
• 57:59
  Speaker 8: Let me opened the letter by saying this, most women
• 58:05
  Speaker 8: that are wives today were wifey material before they became wives.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: Let me say this to you again, most wives today.
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: Were wifey material before they became wives. Ain't nobody finished
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: sign up with you without knowing what they signing up for.
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: So now let me go on and do the letter. Now,
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  Speaker 8: you're twenty nine years old. Your boyfriend of two years
• 58:38
  Speaker 8: broke up with me. When I ask him for closure,
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: he finally agreed to tell me why he broke up. Now, congratulations,
• 58:44
  Speaker 8: because most men don't do that. Most men don't do closure.
• 58:48
  Speaker 8: We just bounced. He said he got bored because I'm shallowing. Okay,
• 58:55
  Speaker 8: that means ain't nothing to you. You're all surfaced. Nothing
• 58:59
  Speaker 8: behind the window, pretty window, But when you go in
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: the store, we don't have no more. You ever seen
• 59:05
  Speaker 8: a store that had a real good window in it,
• 59:07
  Speaker 8: window dressing everybody that Then you go in the store,
• 59:10
  Speaker 8: you can't find nothing. You won't because everything in the
• 59:13
  Speaker 8: window was good but ain't the what's in the window
• 59:15
  Speaker 8: ain't in your size. All the window got you in,
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: but you went into the store and nothing in that
• 59:19
  Speaker 8: was worth to day. Okay, he said it was fun
• 59:23
  Speaker 8: at first, but when we got to really know me,
• 59:24
  Speaker 8: that was nothing there but a pretty face and a
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: whole lot of unbelievable sex. Okay, it was nothing. Now,
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: maybe the conversation was missing. Maybe your dreams and values
• 59:35
  Speaker 8: and goals were not aligned with his. Just maybe you
• 59:39
  Speaker 8: can't just be pretty no mold ladies, somebody won't something.
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: And I'm telling you, man, when y'all thinking y'all passing
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: out this unbelievable sex, you ain't the only one got
• 59:49
  Speaker 8: some sex, sir, And I can skip the unbelievable part
• 59:53
  Speaker 8: if I can.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Get the rest of what I want. Oh uh oh,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just sharing.
• 59:59
  Speaker 8: He told me all about got his new girlfriend, and
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: he's said things are going great because she is who
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: she says she is inside and out.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: Oh so you was faking in front. See how that works.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 8: He told you you was shallow, wasn't nothing to you,
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: But that didn't stop you. You said, you know what
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: you said after he said that, I know I'm a
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: total package. And his new girlfriend is around a six
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 8: on the scale of one.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: To ten to you. To you, she is six to him.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: She probably the total package. He was a pretty face
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: of um being. That's what you was.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: I'll be back all right. O't tell y'all I didn't
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 8: know how y'all was gonna feel about this.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 13: Well, have part two of your response coming up at
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 13: twenty three minutes after the hour. Today's Strawberry letter subject
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 13: is less is More and he loves it. We'll get
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 13: back into it right after this.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 9: You're listening hard morning show.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 13: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 13: The subject is less and less is more and he
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 13: loves it.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: I just want to start this letter like I started before.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: Remember this, ladies, I'm gonna teach you something about men.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: Most women that are wives today were wifey material before
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 8: they became a wife. I'm just gonna tell you that.
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 8: So if you act like wifey material, you got a
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 8: chance of becoming a wife. If you don't ever demonstrate
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: any wifely wifely qualities and duties, and it's probably not
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: wifey material. It's okay. The same thing about a man.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: You want a man that's all of that right, Well,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 8: don't you want your man to do show you manly
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 8: attributes before you get married, or you want to take
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: a chance of marrying without him showing you the type
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 8: of man he is. If this brother and this letter
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: ain't asking for much he broke up with you, you
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: ask him for closure. He said he got bored because
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: you shallow. He said it was fun at first until
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 8: he got to know you, but you aren't nothing but
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 8: a pretty face and a whole lot of unbelievable sex.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 8: Then he told you about his new girlfriend and said things,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 8: that is going great because she was who she said
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: she is inside and out. Oh she had some depth.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: Oh she was who she said she was. See what
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 8: you presented, ain't what you work now. You ain't got
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 8: the like what Uncle Steve's saying. But and then after
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 8: he told you that you know what you're saying. Oh,
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 8: I know, I'm a total package. And his new girl
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 8: is around the sixth on the scale of one to ten,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: Well the six to you, she might be off the
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 8: chot to him when we would argue, he said I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: was too much. I told him to go find less
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 8: and he did. The argument was telling you too much?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: You just you keep talking about all this stuff you
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: ain't he said, I was more of a dependent than
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 8: a partner, and I ain't bring anything to the table.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: Oh so it seemed to me like he was saying,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: you just came to take and you don't want to
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: give nothing. You know, relationships is give and take. It
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 8: can't be all get, ladies, it can't be all get.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: I got.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 8: You might be special and all that, and you should be,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 8: but it can't be all get, no give. Relationships is
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: give and take. Then you guess what you said to that.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 8: I hate that he feels that way. Wait a minute,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 8: but why do he feel that way? See you taking
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 8: no ownership in none of this. I know I'm a
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: total package and on scale of one to ten, she
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 8: is six. I hate that he feels that way. Dating
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 8: me was a privilege. Okay, all right, well some people Okay.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 8: I know his new girlfriend's cousin. So I asked her
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: about the girl and what she has that I didn't have.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 8: Her cousin said, she's a real woman.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Uh oh uh huh. You asked her cousin, what did
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: her cousin have that you don't?
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 8: She said, she's a real woe, meaning somebody else, Thank
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 8: you fake too, somebody else, thank you shallow.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: And you ain't what you present on your IG pay.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 8: That cooks, cleans and caters to him. And it's not
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 8: just for social media. Oh you the IG girl, that's
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 8: who she is in real life. And there's no way
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: that I will cater to that man when we are dating.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 8: Let's pump the breaks. There's no way that I will
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 8: cater to that man while we're dating. I told you
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 8: at the top of the letter. Most women that are
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 8: wives today are wifey before they became a wife.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: I don't understand your theory here.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: You ain't gonna show a man no qualities about sharing,
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 8: giving and carry just cause y'all dating. I don't know
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: what you think the dating process is for. The dating
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 8: process is so y'all can get to know each other.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: And he told you after he got to know you,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 8: he found out you were shallowing. He should pay when
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 8: we go out and pay for all my maintenance. I
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 8: got he should pay when you go out, but all
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 8: your maintenance. Hold up, Okay, I don't mind that that
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 8: that he helped you out with your maintenance, But in
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 8: the meantime, what do he get see you can't. You
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 8: can't want from a man and don't give to a man.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 8: I keep this is a give and take system. When
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: he puts on a ring on it, then I will
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 8: step up and contribute. You're not gonna get a ring.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 8: You're not going to get a ring with that type
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 8: of theory. When he puts a ring on it, I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 8: will step up and contribute. Why would he give you
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: a ring and you've made no contribution up until this point.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 8: I keep telling here's something I tried to teach all
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: of my daughters and I wrote it down. You have
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: to show a man what he can get, but you
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 8: have to make him imagine what he can have. But
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 8: it's important that you have to show a man what
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 8: he can get. Look, I'm gonna show you this is
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 8: what come with me. But now if you all love it,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 8: you got to imagine what you can educ.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: That dude. Got what I mean by that is a
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: dude got to go, Wow, she giving me this man.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 8: If I marry this girl, man, she could probably help
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 8: me out make my dreams come true. Man with that
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 8: girl would be a great mother for my kids. That's
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: what I'm talking about. Then I'll step up and contribute
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 8: the new girl washes his clothes, cooks for him, works
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: out with him, and even runs airs for his mama.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: She pays to get her own hair done. Is this
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 8: why men are so trifling?
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 7: Now?
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: The women are doing more and settling for less. Am
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 8: I supposed to lower my standards for day? Absolutely not.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 8: You should not lower your standards for date. But he
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 8: ain't got a lower his either, though, y'all act like
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 8: y'all are only one with standards. What you're looking for
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 8: a man? That man might be looking for that same thing.
• 1:06:59
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  Speaker 13: coming up in forty six minutes after the hour, it's
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 13: Junior and Sports Talk. Right after that, you're listening hard
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 13: morning show. It is time now for Junior and Sports Talk.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 11: Junior.
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  Speaker 7: What you got?
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 12: Well, the NFL season is over, but you know what
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 12: you gotta go.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we're gonna recap some of the awards, man, because
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 10: we got to give a shout out to Lamar Jackson
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: taking his second MVP of the NFL season for twenty
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 10: four Yeah, Lamar Jackson, man, But you know what who.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Really cleaned up?
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 10: The Cleveland Browns and the Houston Texas man, because like
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: a defensive Player of the Year was Miles Garrett from Cleveland.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 10: Coach of the Year came from Cleveland, Kevin Stefanski, come
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 10: back Player of the Year, Joe Flecko clean.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 12: What it was like a Cleveland and then you know,
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 12: Houston Texas, we didn't do too bad.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 2: Offensive Rookie of the Year went to c. J. Stroud
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: It should as it should.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 10: Offensive Player of the Year went to Christian McCaffrey from
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: San Francisco, played played the Super Bowl.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 1: And then Defensive Rookie of the Year.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 12: Went to Will Anderson of the Houston Texas.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: That that, yeah, I think we all cleaned up.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 14: We should have got Coach of the Year, though it
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 14: shouldn't have been Cleveland. We should have got.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: I agree with that.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 11: Really, I agree with that.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Helseadvance to get Coach of the year. Well, look what
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: what we want with you want with Joe Flacco, man?
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 8: I mean, well, and ass he did do good because
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 8: we lost h Deshaun Watson, right, and that that dude.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: Was that dude was putting together a shoestring football team
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 8: for a minute.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 12: Then, well, you know, neither one of us was in
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 12: the super Bowl. Neither one of us. Neither one of
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 12: us was in the super Bowl.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just going admitte now that the season over, that
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: the humiliation be on.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 11: Now you can say.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 12: You want to give us credit.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 2: Now now you want to give god dogs?
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: Oh you didn't want to tell him earlier.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: You're gonna tell us when the season is going. You know,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 2: I was sitting there are we used to use and
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: I'm used to it? Yeah? Well what oh wait a minute.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know, but you let me fire.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 12: That's not a bad season, you know, and Dshawn about that?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: Man, But Shawn be back all the season?
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 2: Did shawna be back next season?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: You know he he gonna come.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you know, only do something what you want
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: me to do.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 12: He can't stay healthy right now, dog, I mean what
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 12: he bracked?
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: What come on, Cleveland? You got to prove it in Cleve?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: I'm so well, is he getting the proper massages? We
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: just shut it down from.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 11: That's what it is, Tommy.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ain't got no great NFL season.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah, thank you, You'll be all right.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 13: Steve coming up in the top of the hour, and
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 13: man on social media needs some advice. His girlfriend is
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 13: mad because she can't spend the night. We'll talk about
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 13: it right after this you're listening morning show, So Steve
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 13: Jalen on Steve Harvey FM rights, my new girlfriend is
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  Speaker 13: mad because I won't let her spend the night. It's
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  Speaker 13: not that I do enjoy her company. She is fine
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  Speaker 13: and we have fun together. It's just that she has
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  Speaker 13: a job that requires her to wake up at three
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  Speaker 13: in the morning, and I don't wake up that early
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  Speaker 13: for any reason. I go to work at nine am,
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  Speaker 13: and my sleep is important to me. So I told
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  Speaker 13: her that she can stay over on Friday or Saturday nights,
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  Speaker 13: but other than that, it'll have to be afternoon dates.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm being.
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  Speaker 11: Real about the situation, and she thinks I'm just tripping
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  Speaker 11: and being mean. Am I wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Dog, you a little bit out of line. See
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  Speaker 2: bruss brus, she gotta get up at three. You ain't
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  Speaker 2: gotta get up. Let her get up and go to work.
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  Speaker 11: But she's gonna wake him up.
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  Speaker 2: He must be making a lot of noise, though, he
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  Speaker 2: must have tried these before.
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  Speaker 8: What Nah, don't sound like they tried it. I just
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  Speaker 8: think Brud's being a little bit more, a little extra,
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  Speaker 8: you know, I mean mad. But see, Okay, she's good
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  Speaker 8: enough to sleep with when she can't stay over here,
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  Speaker 8: I feel but no, no, no, But you wouldn't feel
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  Speaker 8: a little strange about.
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  Speaker 1: That as a woman.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll be.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be on fire about man.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bruh to be a little bit more accommodated.
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  Speaker 7: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I bet he's home times a week once we picked
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  Speaker 2: the date. You won't. But I don't know, man, I
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  Speaker 2: just think it's just you don't, eh, go to work.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna still be here, he says.
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  Speaker 11: I don't want to wake up. Yeah, for any reason.
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  Speaker 13: You know, she's not sleeping on the couch, crazy, he said,
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  Speaker 13: for any reason, Steve, don't wake up at her sleep.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, man, just don't go back to sleep.
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  Speaker 8: You ain't gonna be let her get up and get
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  Speaker 8: dressed and give your kiss on the forehead going out
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  Speaker 8: the door.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's he says.
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  Speaker 11: This slip is very important to him.
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  Speaker 2: Guest room or nothing.
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  Speaker 11: She can't do that, shout Tommy, What is the point
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  Speaker 11: in staying over. She's gonna sleep in the guest room.
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  Speaker 1: Now she on the count. Why she gotta get on
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  Speaker 1: here anyway?
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  Speaker 2: Because you're up at three o'clock?
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  Speaker 1: How are you grown?
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  Speaker 2: And go to bed?
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  Speaker 18: And now because he's got to get up at three. Yeah,
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  Speaker 18: I ain't made not a clock in so long, not
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  Speaker 18: to work the work.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah he go to work at that? Damn that latest? Hell,
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  Speaker 2: I'm fro that's tractic.
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  Speaker 13: Go ahead, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah, we have time
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  Speaker 13: for another one. This is from Mark on Facebook. He says,
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  Speaker 13: my boss is having everyone in our office participate in
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 13: a fundraiser for a charity that his wife runs. He's
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 13: allowing all the employees at the company to use some
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 13: of our worktime to dedicate to the effort and wants
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 13: us to donate and seek donations from our friends and family.
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  Speaker 11: I think the.
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  Speaker 13: Cause is worthy, but come on, also, he makes like
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 13: one hundred times what the average employee at our company makes.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 13: If he wants to be generous, I'd rather he paid
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 13: us a little better. And I feel like participation is mandatory?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 13: What kind of which kind of makes me mad? That
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 13: is mandatory? Should I make a stand or refuse?
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  Speaker 7: Hey?
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  Speaker 2: Bru just underperformed. That's all you know. You you under
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: gil and under and undersolicit perfunds.
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  Speaker 8: That's all you ain't gotta get. Hey man, I couldn't
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: get nobody get Yeah, just under You.
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  Speaker 2: Got to come in here and try to top that.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: His wife's uh philanthropic business bro. Hey man, here we go.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 2: I got ten dollars.
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 13: Came up, and then he wants to ask people for
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 13: money too, for donations.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: I'm not doing that, man.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna buy your babies girl Scout cookies and then
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: after that that's it. I'm gonna just buy the box,
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 8: give me the whole box, all twelve boxes of the boxes,
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 8: and then I made my donation. Now, if your baby
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 8: still want to go to Disneyland, then that's.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 7: So you.
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 11: Since you make a hundred times more here.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 13: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning
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  Speaker 13: Show coming up at twenty minutes after right after this.
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  Speaker 9: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 13: Today is Marty Grau and tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Carlo,
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  Speaker 13: we know that your husband, Tash is from New Orleans.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 13: So what are you guys doing today?
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  Speaker 17: I don't know, child, We're still exhausted from this Super Bowl.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how much we can.
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  Speaker 8: I tell you what toash Bet and I do he
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 8: better not let Marty Gral get in the way of
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 8: this damn Valentine's Day.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 1: He ain't all the way crazy.
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  Speaker 2: No run around second line when it was crazy ass
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: umbrella and all them throwing the beads up in here.
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 7: No, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: We usually we usually go and uh eat, you know, seafood.
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  Speaker 1: And you know he loved seafood, of course, because he
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 1: was raised in New Orleans. So we get some Dakeries
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: and the Poe Boys and the gumbo and yeah yeah,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: and then we yeah, that's some good eating on top
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  Speaker 1: of all.
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  Speaker 8: The first time I ever had a shrimp pop boy
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 8: was in New Orleans was a cry, Who the hell
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 8: put all this shrimp on this damn HOGI.
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  Speaker 1: Some good eating?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, genius, Yes, So just.
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  Speaker 1: What did you say saying?
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  Speaker 2: Gumbo?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: How did you up with you? That's what we're gonna
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 1: be doing, I think that, said Charlie.
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  Speaker 11: All right, happy Marty grun Happy Marty grub to.
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  Speaker 2: Let's put that on the Vegas and then New Orleans.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: Let's make sure we hit them too. Now, you can't
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: smoke any casino down there no more. I don't want
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: to go back.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 13: Coming up after the out, we will play around it.
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  Speaker 11: Would you rather right after this you're listening.
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  Speaker 9: Morning show?
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 11: It is time now for a round? It would you rather?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather have one wish granted today or three
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 13: wishes granted in five years?
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  Speaker 2: Then today? No, what's going to happen my last wish?
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: Money sham have a whole lot of that billion in
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 2: five years?
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  Speaker 7: And it.
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather have only two yellow front teeth, two
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 13: yellow front teeth or no teeth at all?
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 8: A fever just had no teeth, really had no teeth,
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 8: And I'll work through that. But what I'm not going
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 8: to do is have to them too yellow. And and
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 8: you didn't say if they was touching or not?
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  Speaker 15: Just all right?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather send an embarrassing email to your entire
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 13: company or just to eat a jar of mustard?
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 2: Who am I embarrassed myself?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 13: Just an email that you know you wouldn't want to
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 13: get out to the company, but you send it to
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 13: the company, the entire company.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna eat that mustard.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 11: You're gonna eat an entire jar of mustard?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I met the mustard.
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  Speaker 12: I'm gonna send the email.
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  Speaker 2: What's that that?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 8: Well, we could reet, we could reread the emails. I
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: sended a company. They put one of them in the paper.
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  Speaker 1: Been there, Chicago.
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  Speaker 11: Oh yeah that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Steve, Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: You got. I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not eating no damn job. Must water feel about me.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 8: I'm not fitna tap my guts out for no job mustard,
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 8: yellow muscard.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh jar, all right?
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather your partner or your mate whatever be
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 13: hot and sexy or intelligent?
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm on hot and sexy, hot and sex
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: over intelligence.
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 1: Intelligence is overrated.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: Ye need all That is a whole strawberry letter about that. Yeah,
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: I did the letter, not them two food.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 11: See what's your response? What's your answer?
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: Would you rather take this intelligent woman and if.
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 8: I had shopping and make her hide and sexy, I'm
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 8: gonna take I'm gonna take an intelligent ad down here.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 8: We're gonna go to the spa treatments. Went out here
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 8: and see a plastic surgery.
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get a Yeah, yeah, we're gonna come on up.
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 2: I can get you there.
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  Speaker 11: As long as you're smart.
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  Speaker 13: Okay, yeah, all right, thank you, guys, that's today's roundup.
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  Speaker 13: Would you rather coming up in forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 13: the hour, it's our last break of the day, and
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  Speaker 13: we'll close out the show with the one and only
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  Speaker 8: You know, I've often said that the life I've had,
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 8: I used to didn't understand why God was allowing certain
• 1:20:56
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• 1:21:00
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• 1:21:04
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• 1:21:10
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• 1:21:14
  Speaker 8: mysterious God, that he works in mysterious ways. And so
• 1:21:19
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• 1:21:34
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• 1:21:38
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• 1:22:02
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• 1:22:08
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• 1:24:43
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• 1:24:47
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• 1:24:59
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• 1:25:44
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• 1:25:59
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• 1:26:29
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• 1:26:37
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