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Horrible Cheater, Lost The Fight, Retirement Talk, Phone Telling On You and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all baby.
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  Speaker 1: All at all.
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  Speaker 4: So don't give them.
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  Speaker 5: Back a million bus boz.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah listening to show.
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  Speaker 6: I don't joy.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, joy.
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  Speaker 7: They have.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta do that.
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  Speaker 4: Turn love you. You gotta turning.
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  Speaker 3: To turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 5: Turn you probably got to turn the mouth, turn out
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  Speaker 5: the water, the water up looking.
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  Speaker 2: Come come on, you'll think, uh huh, I sure will.
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  Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 8: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,
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  Speaker 8: one and only Steve Harvey. I got a radio show,
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  Speaker 8: just trying to give God some back, just some back
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  Speaker 8: of what even gave me, just a portion, you know.
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  Speaker 8: Just I'm just trying, man to to show some type
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  Speaker 8: of gratitude for all his blessings. I'm just trying to, man,
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  Speaker 8: just just get it right sometimes, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 8: I mean, man, you just can't do what you want
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  Speaker 8: to do and just live wrong all the time. Man,
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  Speaker 8: you gotta at one point in time, Steve, come home. Man,
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  Speaker 8: come on, man, you could do better. I know you can,
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  Speaker 8: you know saying, and you know what I had to do.
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  Speaker 8: I had to stop saying. I'm gonna try to do better.
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  Speaker 8: And I just had to say, hey, man, I'm going
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  Speaker 8: to do better. You know, trying is just to put
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  Speaker 8: forth in effing and if it don't work, well okay.
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  Speaker 8: But if you make up in your mind that I'm
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  Speaker 8: going to do something, then trying isn't enough. It's getting
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  Speaker 8: it done is the only thing that matters. See, it's
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  Speaker 8: the difference between doing and trying. We're gonna try to
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  Speaker 8: win the game, or we're gonna go out here to
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  Speaker 8: win the game. Now, trying to win the game means
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  Speaker 8: that you could lose. But when you got in your
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  Speaker 8: mind made up, most athletes will tell you that they
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  Speaker 8: go out there with the full intent and purpose of
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  Speaker 8: winning and winning only see they don't put the second
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  Speaker 8: place finish on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
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  Speaker 2: Second place don't get you there. You you got to win.
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  Speaker 8: And now take it out of the scope of athletics,
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  Speaker 8: but keep it in that type of analogy in life. Man,
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  Speaker 8: you just want to you want to win in life,
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  Speaker 8: don't you. I mean, at the end of the day,
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  Speaker 8: don't you want to be on the cover of Sports
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  Speaker 8: Illustrated of life?
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  Speaker 2: Don't you want to be recognized for your hard work?
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  Speaker 8: Don't you want you know to be recognized within the
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  Speaker 8: bonus structure down at your job. Don't you want to
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  Speaker 8: have your plaque up on the wall down at your job?
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  Speaker 8: I mean most people do. Some people could care less.
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  Speaker 8: Some people don't care about looking good or being their best.
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  Speaker 2: And that's cool.
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  Speaker 8: But I ain't talking to them though. I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 8: I'm talking to those of you who want to be
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  Speaker 8: the best you can be. You know, people kill me
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  Speaker 8: when they getting mad at people and he Brown knows
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  Speaker 8: and he all up on the employee of the month man,
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  Speaker 8: the dude doing his job to the best of his ability,
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  Speaker 8: and he getting recognized for it? What they got to
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  Speaker 8: do with all that you're talking about? Because you ain't
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  Speaker 8: up there. There's amazing, man, how people describe other people's success.
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  Speaker 8: He's so lucky, lucky? Hey man, don't they kind of
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  Speaker 8: get you a little bit when people call you lucky? Well,
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  Speaker 8: let me tell you what luck really is, y'all. Lucky
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  Speaker 8: is when hard work bumps up into opportunity. Some people
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  Speaker 8: call that luck. But hold on, let's think about this.
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  Speaker 8: If you wasn't working hard, an opportunity presented itself, what
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  Speaker 8: would you call that? But see, when you've been working hard,
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  Speaker 8: and opportunity presents itself and it bumps up in each other.
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  Speaker 8: Now people want to call that luck, but hold up here,
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  Speaker 8: got to park though to day, ain't paying no attention
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  Speaker 8: to Yeah, that opportunity came by, But if you had
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  Speaker 8: not been working hard and the hard work had not
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  Speaker 8: ran up in the opportunity, what would you have? No, sir,
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  Speaker 8: it's not luck, it's work. It is work because as
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  Speaker 8: a scripture that said, faith without works is dead. But
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  Speaker 8: my mama was a Sunday school teacher. She taught me enough.
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  Speaker 8: Though Now I know different between right and wrong, just
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  Speaker 8: like you do. You ain't got to you know. It
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  Speaker 8: kills me when people write a strawberry letter?
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  Speaker 2: Am I wrong for this?
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  Speaker 7: You know?
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  Speaker 9: Good?
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  Speaker 2: Well look at this? Read your letter? Are you wrong
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  Speaker 2: for this? You know you're wrong?
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  Speaker 10: What?
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  Speaker 2: You don't need else to be telling me?
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  Speaker 9: You know?
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  Speaker 8: But I'm gonna do this anyway. Well else, hee, Go ahead, though,
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  Speaker 8: do what you want to do. But you know what, y'all,
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  Speaker 8: here's the best advice I can give you. And this
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  Speaker 8: is what I really came to talk about this morning,
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  Speaker 8: but I got sidetracked because I listened get out of
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  Speaker 8: your own way? So many of us are blocking our
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  Speaker 8: home blessings. We just in our own way. We are
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  Speaker 8: in our own way. And one of the most dangerous
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  Speaker 8: ways you can get in your way is to do
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  Speaker 8: it your way, to get it figured your way, and
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  Speaker 8: to lock in on your way. And this the way
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  Speaker 8: it's got to go. Do you know how many people
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  Speaker 8: are blocking their blessing? Do you know how long I
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  Speaker 8: block mind? With that mindset right there? Look, because this
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  Speaker 8: the way you do it, You think that makes it
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  Speaker 8: the right way? You think jazz, cause you don the
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  Speaker 8: thought on it long and hard, and that's what you
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  Speaker 8: really want. Do you really think that your way is
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  Speaker 8: the right way or could that be a better way?
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  Speaker 2: See?
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  Speaker 8: Until I started listening to God and started paying attention
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  Speaker 8: to his way, man, I was spinning my wheels. Man,
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  Speaker 8: I was out here so determined this how I was
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  Speaker 8: gonna do it. But you know I had to learn
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  Speaker 8: how to get out of my own way because just
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  Speaker 8: because I could do it my way didn't mean it
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  Speaker 8: was the right way. I had to get out of
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  Speaker 8: my own way. Just get out your way, man, Now,
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  Speaker 8: what what does that mean? That means, see, set your goals,
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  Speaker 8: That means have your dreams I'm saying, set your goals. Man,
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  Speaker 8: I ain't saying don't set goals.
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  Speaker 2: Listen to me.
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  Speaker 8: Set your goals. What is it you want to happen?
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  Speaker 8: What is it you like to have, What is it
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  Speaker 8: you like to be? What do you aspire to? Set
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  Speaker 8: your goals and set your dreams. Now take your goals
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  Speaker 8: and your dreams to God and ask God to show
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  Speaker 8: you how. Man, you can save yourself a lot of pain.
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  Speaker 8: Listen to somebody who did it his way for so long.
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  Speaker 2: And when I.
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  Speaker 8: Finally got out of my way, out of my own way.
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  Speaker 8: When you've heard old people say, let go and let God,
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  Speaker 8: you've heard them say that I didn't. I didn't get it,
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  Speaker 8: but I got it. Now let go and let God.
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  Speaker 8: And it's amazing little saying. Though now you know you
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  Speaker 8: may not get it now. It took me a bunch
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  Speaker 8: of years to get it too. But when I took
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  Speaker 8: my goals and my dreams and my vision to God
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  Speaker 8: and I said, God, this is what I hope for,
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  Speaker 8: this is what I aspired to, this is what I
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  Speaker 8: want to be, this is why I would love to
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  Speaker 8: get to.
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  Speaker 2: Then I said, help me show me how. Point me
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  Speaker 2: in the right direction. Let me.
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  Speaker 8: Follow your footsteps, guide me, and give me a spirit
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  Speaker 8: of discernment. Show me who wrong? Because I meet people
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  Speaker 8: every day. Ain't up to no good with me every
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  Speaker 8: single day. Oh man, man, I can't believe I wonunap
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  Speaker 8: in to you. Man, the Lord told me something was
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  Speaker 8: gonna happen to me today. Well, see, I talked to
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  Speaker 8: him every day. He did not mention you to me.
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  Speaker 8: He ain't said nothing to me. He didn't tell me
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  Speaker 8: what was gonna happen in mine. Now I don't mean
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  Speaker 8: it can't happen because I'm open to it. So really, man,
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  Speaker 8: I'm proud, and please know I'm listening as well as
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  Speaker 8: I've ever listened before. But get yourself together, though, see
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  Speaker 8: know your goals and your dream and then let God
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  Speaker 8: show you how to do it.
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  Speaker 4: He'll do it.
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  Speaker 9: You know.
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  Speaker 8: It's so important everybody, that you get focused, that you
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  Speaker 8: aim for something, that you dream of something, that you
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  Speaker 8: aspire to something. But it's the most the best thing
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  Speaker 8: you can do. After you do all that, Man, get
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  Speaker 8: God involved in it. Man, talk to him. I mean,
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  Speaker 8: why would you not what you got to lose. You
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  Speaker 8: ain't got to go down there and make no big
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  Speaker 8: scene and run laps around the church and run up
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  Speaker 8: there and throw yourself on the altar and scream and
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  Speaker 8: flip over and throw money in the ad.
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  Speaker 2: You ain't got to do that.
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  Speaker 8: This you and God, man, This you and God. You
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  Speaker 8: know you got to serve and praise him the way
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  Speaker 8: you do it. You gotta let nobody else tell you
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  Speaker 8: how it's done. It's a personal relationship. People kill me
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  Speaker 8: if you don't do it this way. If you don't
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  Speaker 8: come here to this church and you don't run around
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  Speaker 8: in this circle and you don't get flipped in the an,
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  Speaker 8: you don't, Hey, man, you better go have a relationship
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  Speaker 8: with God.
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  Speaker 2: See what that's about, you understand? Or nobody throw you
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  Speaker 2: off with all that? All right? All right, y'all talk
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  Speaker 2: to him. He love to hear from you. Today.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening.
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  Speaker 3: Morning show.
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  Speaker 2: Once two one, two three. I got it? Eh, what
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  Speaker 2: is I got it? Anything you want? I got it,
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  Speaker 2: get record, I got it, made it up myself. I
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  Speaker 2: got it. You know what I'm talking about? Got it?
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  Speaker 2: Said with me with you, I got it. Black people
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  Speaker 2: know they got it. Yeap. Have you ever been to
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  Speaker 2: a lounge and you.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, because it ain't a good song and you want
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  Speaker 8: the people that's doing it to stop.
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  Speaker 2: But they done wrote it and they think it's hot
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  Speaker 2: and they just doing it.
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  Speaker 11: Like been to a like like a holiday inn lounge, John,
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  Speaker 11: you know the hotel.
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  Speaker 2: Lounges are done. You do know that. Oh well that's
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  Speaker 2: the last time I was. Yeah, and they don't have
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  Speaker 2: the hotel.
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  Speaker 8: You're trying to tell me they don't have entertainment and
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  Speaker 8: hotels no more.
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  Speaker 3: No, they don't know.
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  Speaker 2: New York Man Park the park, the park, hotel.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, small bars and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do know that. There's like I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if I'm telling you, but I haven't seen a ramata
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  Speaker 2: in a long time. Yeah, those are gone.
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  Speaker 6: The Howard.
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  Speaker 8: Howard is still around, and the Howard John No, no,
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  Speaker 8: red roofs still around. Nights In is still around, days
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  Speaker 8: In is still.
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  Speaker 3: Around, Hotel six is still still around.
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  Speaker 2: So we done blew up and just ain't stayed there.
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  Speaker 2: Is that what happened?
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  Speaker 10: No?
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  Speaker 9: No, no, no, you.
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  Speaker 8: No, no, don't say we see the other two dudes
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  Speaker 8: know about these places. You're the one that's news to them.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, did you ever stay at a hotel? When you
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  Speaker 5: open the door, yes, you're right outside.
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  Speaker 3: You know there's no hell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've done that. I've done that bad, Rue Louis.
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  Speaker 3: When you walked out the door and you you can
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  Speaker 3: see your car, your car.
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  Speaker 2: Poured in night's in.
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  Speaker 8: Red roof end if you can see your door from
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  Speaker 8: the parking lot. My boys is going to the home
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  Speaker 8: coming that Kent and uh, they was all talking about
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  Speaker 8: where they're gonna stay. So everybody was saying, we're gonna
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  Speaker 8: stay at the Hampton Inn. And I'm not familiar with
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  Speaker 8: that at Kent because it wasn't wrong when I was there.
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  Speaker 8: So were all talking. They say, look, thank you or
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  Speaker 8: calm man, think if you ain't working you might could come.
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  Speaker 8: And I got quiet. They said what's wrong? I said, hey, man,
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  Speaker 8: let me ask y'all. Y'all staying at a halfternoon? Yeah,
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  Speaker 8: I said, let me ask you.
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  Speaker 2: So can I see my dough from the parking lot?
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  Speaker 2: They fell out last?
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  Speaker 8: They said, yeah, dog, you can see it from now.
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  Speaker 8: I say, dog, I can't stay there. I ain't gonna
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  Speaker 8: get no sleep. Dog, They're gonna be at my door
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  Speaker 8: all night long. I said, no, I can't do it.
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  Speaker 10: Rug.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you can hear the ice machine. Now we've stayed
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  Speaker 3: in those rooms.
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  Speaker 1: All right, coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour,
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  Speaker 1: we'll hear from a nephew. Is he runs that prank
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  Speaker 1: back right after this you're listening morning show, and it's
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  Speaker 1: time now for the nephew to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 9: What you got for his nep I got that Media
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  Speaker 9: Ministry shirt. And now we ain't talking about the usherboard.
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  Speaker 9: We ain't talking about the kwan. This is the media
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  Speaker 9: ministry and they need they need pranking too. I prank
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  Speaker 9: them all. Yeah, everybody at the church. I didn't I
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  Speaker 9: didn't hear everybody.
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  Speaker 2: It ain't one.
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  Speaker 9: I ain't missed the pastor. Yeah one want one. They
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  Speaker 9: want to be pastor. I hadn't done them.
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  Speaker 2: My office.
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  Speaker 9: This right here is Media Ministry cat Dog. Give you
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  Speaker 9: hold Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Dre.
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  Speaker 2: Andre.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, this is Andre.
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  Speaker 9: Hey, Dre. You the person that runs the media at
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  Speaker 9: the church. You over the sound system and everything and
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  Speaker 9: all the the screens and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I worked with the church.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, how long you been at the church, man.
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  Speaker 10: I've probably been at the church for like five years now,
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  Speaker 10: about five years.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, listen. My name Doug Man. Doug newsom and
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  Speaker 2: I haven't.
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  Speaker 9: I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been coming
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  Speaker 9: because my cousin, you know, my uh, my cousin them
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  Speaker 9: go there. They've been going there for quite a bit.
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  Speaker 9: My cousin I got. I got one cousin that's in
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  Speaker 9: the choir, LaTrece. You know who Latrese is, right.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I I know the tree. You ain't a
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  Speaker 7: member of the church yet.
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  Speaker 9: No, No, I'm not a member of the church yet,
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  Speaker 9: but you know, I've been in there. You know, I'm
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  Speaker 9: liking the service and everything, so you know, it's just
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  Speaker 9: a matter of time, you know. Uh uh when I
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  Speaker 9: feel like I'm ready to actually join. But I ain't
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  Speaker 9: gonna lie.
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  Speaker 7: Man.
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  Speaker 9: I'm calling you because I got a bit of an
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  Speaker 9: issue about, uh about something I've been noticing for the
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  Speaker 9: last three weeks that's been going on in the church,
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  Speaker 9: and I wanted to uh, you know, I had to
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  Speaker 9: ask around who was over the media, Uh, ministry, Yeah,
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  Speaker 9: that's that's you. Okay, So, uh, man, I don't know
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  Speaker 9: what's happening. Uh, And I ain't gonna lie. I gotta
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  Speaker 9: be real with you. It pissed me off, but uh,
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  Speaker 9: for the last three weeks you know, Uh, when my
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  Speaker 9: cousin get ready to sing. You know, I don't know
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  Speaker 9: why when she get up to sing that the mic
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  Speaker 9: just go out, you know what I mean, The mic
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  Speaker 9: just go completely out when she getting ready to sing.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm like, what this don't make no sense, you know.
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  Speaker 7: So man, it's not like I'm timing it.
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  Speaker 6: I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, we don't have the best equipment at the church.
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  Speaker 7: You know, we just got to work for what we got.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, it's not like I'm sitting there trying to
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  Speaker 10: single out your cousin. Sometimes the MIC's get a glitch, man.
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  Speaker 2: But see, but see that's see that's my problem though.
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  Speaker 9: The problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single
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  Speaker 9: time my cousin get the mic. You know, that's the
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  Speaker 9: problem I'm having. Like, okay, so every time Latrice get
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  Speaker 9: up there, the same then you know, the mic go out.
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  Speaker 9: I didn't came three weeks straight. I ain't hear my
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  Speaker 9: cousins saying nothing yet. So I'm calling you brouh on
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  Speaker 9: you know, on some real man the man stuff, Just
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  Speaker 9: letting you know, brouh I'm coming to church again this Sunday.
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  Speaker 9: I'm coming if Latrice might go out again, somebody gonna get.
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  Speaker 7: You're gonna bring that into your church. I told you, man,
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  Speaker 7: it's just the glitch. Ain't nothing I could do about it.
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  Speaker 9: Okay, what I'm saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is
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  Speaker 9: just right here though, and I'm being as real as
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  Speaker 9: I can. Which if if Latrice might go out on Sunday,
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  Speaker 9: immediately after that service is over with somebody getting I
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  Speaker 9: don't know why.
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  Speaker 7: You calling threatening the member of the church.
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  Speaker 8: Man.
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  Speaker 7: Like I said, I ain't got nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 10: I try to keep everything running cool, you know, I
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  Speaker 10: try to keep it running smooth. I can't tell you
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  Speaker 10: when a glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man, it's
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  Speaker 10: holy quitmen. I'd love for you to be a member
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  Speaker 10: of the church.
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  Speaker 7: With us, but I can't. I mean, why you calling
• 17:16
  Speaker 7: up here threatening me?
• 17:17
  Speaker 9: Hey, bro, because because I came up there three times?
• 17:20
  Speaker 9: Three times I came up there to see my cousin saying.
• 17:23
  Speaker 9: You know, my cousin is saying. Since we was kids,
• 17:25
  Speaker 9: we all love to hear hers saying. We love her voice,
• 17:28
  Speaker 9: you know, we you know, we grew up listening to
• 17:30
  Speaker 9: Latree saying, so what I'm saying, I'm gonna say this here,
• 17:33
  Speaker 9: though I say it twice already.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I'm coming up there Sunday if Latrees might go.
• 17:39
  Speaker 7: Out, bro let me just cut you off real quick.
• 17:41
  Speaker 7: Ain't no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop.
• 17:44
  Speaker 7: Nobody's man, that just ain't gonna happen. Like I told you,
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: it's a glitch.
• 17:48
  Speaker 10: But you ain't coming up to the church talking all
• 17:50
  Speaker 10: this and then' gonnahoop somebody's ass.
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:52
  Speaker 9: So I see where we at now, So so let
• 17:54
  Speaker 9: me just going on directed this way. So let me
• 17:56
  Speaker 9: say this, from Doug to Andre, from me to you,
• 18:01
  Speaker 9: I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday, if Latrice
• 18:05
  Speaker 9: might go out, not know somebody, I'm whooping, yo, Drake,
• 18:10
  Speaker 9: I'm whooping yo, if the damn might go.
• 18:13
  Speaker 10: Okay, First off, I ain't nobody whooping my especially no
• 18:17
  Speaker 10: punk dude named Doug. He ain't gonna come to the
• 18:20
  Speaker 10: church whoop. That's gonna happen.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: Okay, what what what makes you think you can't get
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: your ass whooped?
• 18:24
  Speaker 7: And dra what makes me you over here threatening somebody
• 18:27
  Speaker 7: over here with the media. You want to come test
• 18:29
  Speaker 7: these hands and come test the hands man.
• 18:30
  Speaker 9: You know what, matter of fact, when y'all next rehearsal,
• 18:34
  Speaker 9: I can just come on over that in come on over.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: There, man, Why don't you come over right now? I'm
• 18:38
  Speaker 7: over at the church right now.
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: Oh so you're at the church right now.
• 18:41
  Speaker 7: I'm at the church rying now right now. If you
• 18:44
  Speaker 7: want to catch this parking lot school, you're gonna need
• 18:47
  Speaker 7: the church after you don't get this, Okay.
• 18:49
  Speaker 9: Hey boy, tell DJ then we're finna go to the
• 18:52
  Speaker 9: church down No, no, tell them we're goin to roll
• 18:53
  Speaker 9: up there to this damn church. Okay, come on, call
• 18:55
  Speaker 9: all up, Call all up. Now you're finna get yours
• 18:58
  Speaker 9: whooped out so you don't put it up on the
• 18:59
  Speaker 9: wrong on one. Now you're to pushtuff on the wrong one.
• 19:02
  Speaker 9: So all this littos you cool. You're finna have eight
• 19:05
  Speaker 9: dudes right.
• 19:07
  Speaker 7: Now talking on this.
• 19:08
  Speaker 10: So Dougie, you could bring Johnny, you could bring Billy,
• 19:11
  Speaker 10: you can bring whoever you want.
• 19:13
  Speaker 7: But it ain't gonna.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Happen, Okay, okay, cool in real.
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: Talk, doug you done call me talking to all this book.
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: How you're about to come up here and woo my
• 19:21
  Speaker 10: and now you need like seven eight other guys back
• 19:24
  Speaker 10: in the day. We should just handle this one on one.
• 19:26
  Speaker 7: And now you're wanna come up here talking all that shit.
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: You're gonna bring it because and you've gotten your house.
• 19:31
  Speaker 7: If you want to do this, man, come up here,
• 19:33
  Speaker 7: Let's do it one on one.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Oh oh oh oh oh you scared or something.
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: Ain't nobody scared, but you're talking that you whooping mine?
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: Now you want to bring up every disciple you know?
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Man, you don't what brings whoever you want. Just don't
• 19:45
  Speaker 7: bring nobody you want back because I put you all down.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, I'm gonna tell you this here.
• 19:49
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna bring Tommy with me, and Tommy gonna be
• 19:51
  Speaker 9: the one is gonna act a damn.
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: Fool with you. I'm telling you that right now.
• 19:55
  Speaker 7: Who is Tommy?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: So you don't know Tommy?
• 19:58
  Speaker 7: Nah, I don't know Tommy.
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: Morning Show.
• 20:05
  Speaker 7: Are you kidding this number?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Hey man, LaTrece got me the prank phone call.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: You might.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: In fact, the whole choir is in on this and
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: they know that I am pranking you. Drake man.
• 20:18
  Speaker 7: Now you got me, Donna turn it up. On the radio. Man,
• 20:21
  Speaker 7: Now I gotta go ask and forgiven that smack I
• 20:23
  Speaker 7: don't talk Now comes Sunday. I'm turning everybody's mic off.
• 20:29
  Speaker 9: Okay, man, I got to ask you this, drake, what
• 20:31
  Speaker 9: is the baddest that I mean, the baddest radio show
• 20:34
  Speaker 9: in delay?
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: You know it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. And you're
• 20:37
  Speaker 7: telling me if I could turn your mic off.
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: I turn that.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: You can thank me later. I'll be back on another hour.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: It's some more.
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: Welcome stupid to thank you of. Coming up next. It
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: is ask the Colo. Our chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: is in the building and he's waiting. You're listening Steve
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: Morning Show time. Now forere ask the CLO. Listen if
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: you need advice from the CLO or the Cloe, as
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Tommy calls him, the chief Love Officer. Yeah, submit your
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: questions to Steve Harvey FM dot com. Steve Harvey in
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: the building. Are you ready, sir? Stay all right? This
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: one is from Kendrick in Atlanta. No, not Kendrick lamar Well.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Kendrick says, I've been in a great relationship for three
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: years with my girl. She's got a great body, mind
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: and spirit. And we have great sex life. We have
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: a great sex life. Her twenty six year old daughter
• 21:39
  Speaker 1: is the spitting image of her, but a lot more freaky.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: I've never seen anything like it, and she got me
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: caught up in a situation that I want to stop,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: but I can't. We've been having wild and crazy sex
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: in her mama's house whenever we can. It was fun
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: at first, but it's exhausting now and I don't want
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: to get caught. I had a talk with the daughter
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: and it ended up in an oral exchange. Needed to
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: avoid her altogether. What can I do?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Great? And then you do?
• 22:14
  Speaker 9: Dog?
• 22:14
  Speaker 8: This old will figure. If you don't end this immediately,
• 22:17
  Speaker 8: it's gonna come to the light. It's probably gonna come
• 22:20
  Speaker 8: to the light anyway. Somebody gonna.
• 22:23
  Speaker 9: Know this.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: This This is a no win.
• 22:27
  Speaker 8: Situation, sir, especially if you're crazy about the mama. But
• 22:30
  Speaker 8: if you was crazy about the mama, you would be
• 22:32
  Speaker 8: doing it with her daughter. So and do it all
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: the way out, you know, just do it, Yeah, go
• 22:36
  Speaker 8: go ahead, follow Tommy's dumb ass advice and just going.
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: To ride it all the way out and then pay
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: it literally, ride it sexual way out of it, you know,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: or sexual way further and somebody gonna end up pregnant.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: Oh I hope not for mama. Okay Kendall and omaha,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: uh wow, omaha, that's the first can. Jill says, I'm
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: twenty five years old and I think my best friend
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: may be a racist. We've been friends since seventh grade
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: and we are roommates. Her twenty seven year old brother
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: is so fine and he's always been flirting with me,
• 23:13
  Speaker 1: So we finally hooked up. The sex was amazing, and
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: he told me I should break the news to his sister.
• 23:22
  Speaker 1: I told her that her brother and I hooked up.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: She told me there's just no way her brother would
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: date me, and he could do much better. She stopped
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: talking to me after that. Is she grossed out because
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I hooked up with her brother or is she mad
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: because I'm black and he's white?
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Both of them.
• 23:39
  Speaker 8: Either way, she don't think much of you. She said,
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: he could do better. Now you can relate that to
• 23:47
  Speaker 8: your color or your character as a person.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 23:51
  Speaker 8: Either way, it's the same if a person don't like
• 23:53
  Speaker 8: you to character your person, or don't like you because
• 23:55
  Speaker 8: of color of your skin.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: Either way, she threw with you because you just slept
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: with her brother roommates. You know she threw with you.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: She don't see you as right for her brother. Is
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: she a racist? Possible?
• 24:07
  Speaker 8: Very possible. But you know she don't want you with
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: a brother regardless. Now you can also look at it
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: like this. Most women who have a brother don't thank
• 24:19
  Speaker 8: nobody good enough for their brother, really, right, right, they
• 24:22
  Speaker 8: get real protected.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: So it could be just that, you know, and so
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: now you know he say break the news to a
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: gold and teller. You told her? Yeah, Now you find
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: out how she feel about you. Now does that stop
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: you from seeing him? That's up to you. Might run
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: into something else when you go over there and tell
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: her daddy.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: That though, and their roommates, Steve, don't forget that part.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: If she is racist, she didn't get it by herself. Hello,
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: see you at the dinner Sunday. Guess who's coming to dinner?
• 24:54
  Speaker 6: Right? All right?
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Chief Love Officer, Moving on, Jad's don't wear not on
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: your head?
• 25:03
  Speaker 9: Huh?
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Don't don't go in the house with nothing on your head.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: What do you mean, like what re ignhing like that?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right after dinner you're dead.
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: I didn't happen, all right, We're moving me real you
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: you help?
• 25:25
  Speaker 7: Uh?
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: J D is an iHeartRadio app listener. J D says,
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: back in August of twenty fifteen, I met a young
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: lady on a dating app. After going to dinner and
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: hitting it off, she asked me how I felt about children.
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: In turn, she told me she was four months pregnant.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: I didn't care, and we dated for almost two years.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: I helped her take care of the child that I
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: have no biological ties to. The first chance she got,
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: she went right back to her child's father. It's been
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: years and I would still take her back if she
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: came back to me. I dreamed of marrying her and
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: having a family. I feel used and confused. How did
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: I mess this up? Where did I go wrong?
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: She did what she wanted to do. This ain't your fault.
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: You can't blame yourself for this woman going back to
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: her ex and all like this here. You can't blame
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: yourself for that. It's just like women who always want
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: to find something wrong with them when they do go
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: off and do something stupid.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: It ain't your fault.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: She did this.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: This ain't you you, And don't take her.
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: Back because she can have another episode just going about
• 26:33
  Speaker 8: your business man. You can meet anybody, have family with.
• 26:35
  Speaker 8: That's what you want, not just anybody. You can find
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: somebody to treat you right, love you and all this
• 26:40
  Speaker 8: and let her go.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Man advice, that's the best advice you could give her.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: That the hell of a conversation you had at four
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: months pregnant too, So yeah, I don't know how you
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: work your way through that.
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: But oh wow, And he was a baby's father for
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: two years, not no more? All right, well, why why
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: do we have a little time less? It was the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: baby's daddy for two years? Yeah, yeah, he's not five?
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: Ye all right, Well while we have a little more time, Steve,
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: if you and Junior want.
• 27:12
  Speaker 8: To get back into your music, jun name named the
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: coldest artist you can and our topic.
• 27:19
  Speaker 12: You already know, I'm going Jones.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Why why would you ask Way the Fire? That's a
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: band right now? Yeah, that's a whole what we was too.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: That was your best group. That's my group. You gotta
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: know we had Tony Tony Tony. Yeah, Common Doors.
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: Shut that down.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: You know I was playing with you. Come on, come on,
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: all right, uh let me go Kidred Family, So I
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: love it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: That ain't even the same all right. Look that is
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: you're listening morning show.
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: This is when you realize you're not good at cheating,
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: and it's when you get caught. As soon as you
• 28:06
  Speaker 5: get caught. I'm not always well. I wasn't good at
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: at it this time. I've never been good at it.
• 28:14
  Speaker 5: But just this one time, I'm at my place. You know,
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: got my little place is all.
• 28:20
  Speaker 7: You know.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: I've got fake for all on the couch and everything,
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: got my little got, my.
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Little pictures on the wall, my seat, my albums, you know,
• 28:28
  Speaker 5: the album got the albums on the wall.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: Man, I'm sitting there chit chatting.
• 28:31
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 28:32
  Speaker 5: We we listen some loofer. Loofer, We listen some loofer.
• 28:37
  Speaker 5: All of a sudden, a brick comes through the window.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Right, God.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Right, like this is normal with.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: It didn't have a note on it, so I had
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: no hood. It didn't have normal Somebody throw a brick
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: through your windows and on it. And it was a
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: nice side brick, right, not a rock. I didn't say
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: a rock.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: It was a brick. I'm gonna tell you. Nothing changes
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: the mood in a room like a brick coming through
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: your window.
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: Was sexty for albums and all that forget all that right,
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: you hear outside, I still didn't know who was ray A.
• 29:26
  Speaker 6: Last.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: You ain't gonna bot that on. You still hear the
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: rude number one?
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Never go outside, You never go outside, and it killed
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: not on it. You don't go outside. But it changed
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: the mood of inside. So I couldn't go outside, and
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I had nothing inside because what was inside. No, I
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: wasn't naked and I wasn't naked, but what was inside left? Oh,
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: so she left because that changed the mood right there.
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: When you hit, when you hit, when you see a brick,
• 29:59
  Speaker 5: and then you don't outside.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: But when you southbrog you had no idea.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: Through the break, but the move was changed. So that
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: was that's my confession.
• 30:12
  Speaker 13: Yeah, I might We're gonna tell you all this, Jesus.
• 30:17
  Speaker 13: Something happen back in college, and I lied to the fellas.
• 30:22
  Speaker 13: You know how you your boy got a girl and
• 30:24
  Speaker 13: then she got the friend, and then you know they
• 30:26
  Speaker 13: want you to talk to the friend. Well she she
• 30:29
  Speaker 13: wasn't attractive at all. Now I told him I didn't
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: do nothing with the girl, and I did, and I
• 30:35
  Speaker 13: actually did.
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: I we did.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: I took one for the league not to tell, took
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: for the league.
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: Telling you.
• 30:44
  Speaker 13: It was the most craziest thing because she had this
• 30:47
  Speaker 13: thing was she just kept looking at me like say something,
• 30:51
  Speaker 13: give me some encouragement.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: How am I doing?
• 30:54
  Speaker 13: Just keep looking at me, no eyes wide open and
• 30:57
  Speaker 13: his breathing in this room just like I think, and
• 31:01
  Speaker 13: my part like, man, did you do that?
• 31:03
  Speaker 12: I ain't do nothing.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: I want about it to know you did it? But
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I did it.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: I did told you know she I know she was
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: speaking she hit but dog, it was like.
• 31:11
  Speaker 12: She kept breathing that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: I said, say something, looking at me.
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: The whole time.
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: Man, Yeah, she told every I was just.
• 31:26
  Speaker 10: A z man.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: I did it, dog Man, I did mine. Ain't that
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: bad man? I was young man. I talk about twenty
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: two and so I started dating this girl that worked
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: at Ford h bad mom, sad, bad money. I didn't think, so.
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: You didn't care.
• 31:52
  Speaker 8: I probably about twenty one one. So I finally took
• 31:57
  Speaker 8: a long time, got her to go out to dinner
• 31:59
  Speaker 8: with you. Went to this restaurant up on Northfield by
• 32:03
  Speaker 8: the horse track called brown Derby. So we walk into
• 32:08
  Speaker 8: brown Derby. I got my little pr Cardine suit on everything.
• 32:13
  Speaker 8: We sit down at the table. I'm sitting there there
• 32:16
  Speaker 8: a big thick knot. I'm a little fro and everything.
• 32:21
  Speaker 8: You know how you feel somebody standing yea. And it
• 32:26
  Speaker 8: was kind of dimly lit in there. So when my
• 32:29
  Speaker 8: eyes adjusted, I look and.
• 32:33
  Speaker 14: The other girl I'm dating is in there with her mama,
• 32:44
  Speaker 14: and she just staring at me.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: Look at you.
• 32:47
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about man on side my head, her mama
• 32:52
  Speaker 8: back to me.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Now i'd have been over the house.
• 32:56
  Speaker 1: Man, was this your girl?
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Thirty times.
• 33:03
  Speaker 9: That you?
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was your girlfriend.
• 33:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she's staring at me. So I picked her out
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: through the look across through these little vase with the
• 33:14
  Speaker 8: flowers in it. You just thought I was in the
• 33:18
  Speaker 8: jungle somewhere. I looked around and made our contact. I
• 33:22
  Speaker 8: jerked my head so I wouldn't look at her no moment,
• 33:25
  Speaker 8: I said there.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: Man, I didn't know what to do. Man, I'm young.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to work this out right, So I said, man,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: I gotta do something. So I got up. She looked
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: dead at me.
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: As soon as I got up and walked towards the bathroom.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: Here she come.
• 33:43
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: So when I got ready to make the left to
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: turn into the bathroom, I just kind of peeked back
• 33:50
  Speaker 8: to see if she was there with a mama. She
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: was halfway across the restaurant, so I ain't make the left,
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: went straight on out.
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: Now my car.
• 34:08
  Speaker 8: I parked a long way from the rest because the
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: restaurant was crowded, so I'm on the other end. So
• 34:15
  Speaker 8: I walked out the restaurant and just walked to the
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  Speaker 8: corner and cross the street.
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  Speaker 2: All out here, stay stay like I ain't here.
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  Speaker 4: Get in here.
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: You didn't here. I walked off. Now, guess what I did? Okay,
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: what did you think? I went back and get the car.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: He was home. You're listening Morning show time now for
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: a round of would you rather? All right, guys, here
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: we go. Would you rather work four day weeks or
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: work two months on and one month off? Hey, and
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: be thinking about that?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Oh no, oh no, I will two months own, one
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: month off.
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah.
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: Your work week. I've been doing the four day weeks.
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  Speaker 2: I better do that. That one month off, I'm gonna
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: forget I'm working. I got it. Yeah, two months own,
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: one month off, like that all day because you went
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: in Vegas for thirty days. All right?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: or one night stand with your celebrity crush. Ay, oh,
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: a lot of silence, just a.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: I don't understand.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Would you rather have another ten years with your partner
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: or would you rather have one night stand with your
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: celebrity crush?
• 35:59
  Speaker 10: What?
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, you don't get your partner?
• 36:01
  Speaker 9: No more?
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Both of them?
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah you cannot.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: I'm taking the What the hell I'm gonna take a hell?
• 36:16
  Speaker 4: Why are you down? Upset about it?
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Gone over here where I've been. Just tell Helen once again?
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: Now you know the real shaka for you when you
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: discover Helle don't want you.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: I sure wish I could arrange that she don't want
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: she don't want the one nice stand right? All the
• 36:41
  Speaker 2: ten years to you?
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: All right? Would you rather be.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: In jail for five years or being a coma for
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: a decade? Jail for five or a coma for ten?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: No, I'm going do this jail. I'm gonna take the jail.
• 37:02
  Speaker 8: Really hell, yeah, we get it. I'm gonna take that.
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: Come and give me some rest coma when you come out.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: That can you? And I can't tell you how poor
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: you like people?
• 37:16
  Speaker 12: Just come here and visit me when I'm in the hospital.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: You know what you're gonna wait? You know what you're
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: gonna look like a beard.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: How long will this beard be?
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god?
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: No, you would rather go to jail.
• 37:32
  Speaker 12: Jail.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: I can't do that jail. There'll be in a coma
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: for ten. I'm laying up here.
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: That ain't I done?
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: Missed everything? I'm hilarious in jail. Dog, I'll give me
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: some dog. I get some groups together in prison. And
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: what no meal with you?
• 37:54
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: All right, that's today's round of would you rather you're listening?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Hard Morning Show? All right, guys, it is time for
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Let's go, Jay Anthony, who Wow?
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: Give us three subjects. Put them on a wheel. Spin
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: the wheel, where the wheel stop? Because I'm a comedian,
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Junior's comedian, Times comedian. Steve's a comedian. We can make
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: it funny. Watch this, do it?
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: Do it?
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: All right, here we go.
• 38:21
  Speaker 1: Things you might say to a bad cook, that's number one.
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: Number two. Things you say to people who look like
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: they lost a fight. Three things you say when you
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: want people to leave your house one and the last one.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Things you say to people that you don't want to
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: hang out with.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, Spuna, chest I like the last.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I know you like that?
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Jack Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Things you say to people who look like they lost
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: a fight. All right, let you get a cracking guy.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: You won the fight, dude, you got bite manch over
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: your body.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, here go on this stage.
• 39:11
  Speaker 13: You say, when he says, somebody who looks like they
• 39:13
  Speaker 13: lost the bike, Hey, man, don't worry. Your girl gonna
• 39:15
  Speaker 13: get him. Don't worry about that. Your girls gonna warm
• 39:22
  Speaker 13: him up. Don't even worry about I see you trying though,
• 39:25
  Speaker 13: he he.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: He Hey, hey dog, did you h did you move
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: your ear to the back of your head? I mean,
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: are you trying to hear from behind? What things you
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: say when you when you.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: People who look like they lost the.
• 39:43
  Speaker 9: Dog?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: Don look at me where your eyebrown.
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: Dog?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Your eyebrown man? That's that's that ass whooping right there.
• 40:00
  Speaker 5: You dude, you're not gonna fool me. A peak guy
• 40:05
  Speaker 5: is supposed to be pink. A black guy is black.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 40:15
  Speaker 13: Then you say the people look like lost the fight.
• 40:18
  Speaker 13: Hey man, your son called me, he say, he gonna
• 40:20
  Speaker 13: stay with him.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: He man, you know I get it. Dog, Now listen,
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: listen on the rial.
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: Though, if he wouldn't have had that stick, it would
• 40:35
  Speaker 9: have came out different. It really would have I see
• 40:37
  Speaker 9: what's happening. It was stick really called the old shot.
• 40:41
  Speaker 9: You understand, I got it, man, it was just stick man.
• 40:44
  Speaker 8: Things you say to people who look like they lost
• 40:47
  Speaker 8: the fight, No, man, I ain't going back up there
• 40:49
  Speaker 8: with you.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: No, I ain't going back up.
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: There with you.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: Man, that dude alone.
• 41:02
  Speaker 5: Did you say the people who look like they lost
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: the fight? I don't know how you tell you this,
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: but that little boy had skills, man, I'm serious.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Sorry, But.
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  Speaker 12: Things you say to people who look like they lost
• 41:21
  Speaker 12: a fight?
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Hey, man, did you know it was a fight? You
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: just taking the punches?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Did you know y'all was fighting? Didn't just say the
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: people that just lost the fight?
• 41:37
  Speaker 10: Hey?
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: Now, why you why you just standing there while he
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: was whooping on? Why?
• 41:44
  Speaker 7: I mean?
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Was that a strategy?
• 41:45
  Speaker 7: What was that?
• 41:46
  Speaker 8: I didn't understand that for strategy. Things you say to
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: people who look like they lost the fight.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Chris said it was a tie.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: Okay, clearly, stop I'm saying that you say to people
• 42:08
  Speaker 5: when you look like you love. But oh now you
• 42:11
  Speaker 5: want to cuss me out? Okay?
• 42:15
  Speaker 13: Oh man, Hey Jay, I'm gonna stay right in that
• 42:19
  Speaker 13: same lane when they start raising their voice at you
• 42:21
  Speaker 13: because they lost the fire.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: Where was all that vigor when he was whooping your hand.
• 42:30
  Speaker 12: When he was finging?
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, close it out. Things you
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: say to people who look like they lost a fight.
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: I love you, man, but the best thing I can
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: do I'm gonna pray. Once we get to pray, it's
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: you know him, hell he go home.
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show coming up by the top of
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: the hour. Guys, it's my strawberry letter for today. Uh.
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: The subject this is a good one. The subject is
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: my children's mama or my sugar mama. Okay, figure that
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: one out. Okay, but right now the nephew is in
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: the building with today's prank phone. Call what you got
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: for its nest?
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: God, I'm gonna be sto.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: We know, welcome to the stupid you. Oh man, what
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: is it?
• 43:37
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Let me tell yourself.
• 43:38
  Speaker 9: Man, if you got seat bell, put it on, you know,
• 43:41
  Speaker 9: if you if you I don't know, see what else
• 43:43
  Speaker 9: can you put all under the seat belt?
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Seat bell?
• 43:45
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: If your kids got a car seat in the back,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: you know, locked aaty and make this like all lady
• 43:50
  Speaker 2: in there. Okay, uncle Steve, this right here Raymond in
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: the closet me.
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: All time, Raymond, greatest in them.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Frank, uh you gonna miss you kill alright, let's go
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: catch up.
• 44:20
  Speaker 6: Hello, Hello, Hey, who the can you hear me here? Badly?
• 44:24
  Speaker 6: Hoo the this Raymond? Now speak up? I can't hear you.
• 44:27
  Speaker 9: Who this is?
• 44:28
  Speaker 12: Raymond?
• 44:29
  Speaker 6: Matt speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this?
• 44:31
  Speaker 12: Raymond? Raymond? Raymond for Ronde is my sister brother?
• 44:39
  Speaker 6: Yes, what's up? What's up?
• 44:41
  Speaker 8: Man?
• 44:41
  Speaker 6: What's up?
• 44:42
  Speaker 12: Somebody be broken the house? They in the house right now.
• 44:46
  Speaker 6: I'm in the hold on, holdo, holdo, man, damn, I
• 44:48
  Speaker 6: badly can hear what you're saying. Somebody know what?
• 44:51
  Speaker 12: Somebody be broken the house?
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: Why they hear you whispering?
• 44:55
  Speaker 12: Because they in the house right now.
• 44:57
  Speaker 6: I'm a minute, wait a minute. You're saying something and
• 45:00
  Speaker 6: have broken the house and they still in there.
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: Somebody I'm broke in the house. I'm in the house.
• 45:06
  Speaker 6: Now, hold on, wait a minute. You saying somebody that
• 45:09
  Speaker 6: broken to your damn house and they still in there? Yes,
• 45:13
  Speaker 6: what are you doing? Seeing nothing there? Why you ain't
• 45:15
  Speaker 6: calling the police.
• 45:15
  Speaker 12: I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet and I'm
• 45:19
  Speaker 12: trying to get somebody to hold on, hold on, I
• 45:22
  Speaker 12: don't know what to do.
• 45:25
  Speaker 6: Now you're saying, somebody in the house, in your damn house,
• 45:29
  Speaker 6: white now.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: All this stuff?
• 45:32
  Speaker 6: Okay? Where you live at? Where you live at?
• 45:35
  Speaker 12: I'm on thirty sixth street.
• 45:37
  Speaker 6: Because I'm at thirty two and a half, you know what?
• 45:39
  Speaker 6: Hold on, I'm for the call lost now wait wait, wait,
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: wait wait man, you.
• 45:43
  Speaker 9: Know what what?
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute, don't go to please you send your in.
• 45:49
  Speaker 6: The house somebody to kill you and you're talking about
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: you don't want them arrested.
• 45:53
  Speaker 12: We got some illegal stuff in the house. Don't call nobody.
• 45:58
  Speaker 6: Don't wait a minute? Wait wait now you saying hold on,
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: you saying don't call the damn law.
• 46:03
  Speaker 12: You have some in the house because we got it.
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: In the house.
• 46:10
  Speaker 7: Do it?
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 46:12
  Speaker 9: What man?
• 46:16
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: This is bad? Don you know what? You're seeing? Your
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: something there that's problem while they're in the house. Now,
• 46:24
  Speaker 6: you just set your something in the house. Got you
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: in there and there that's I guarantee you that what
• 46:30
  Speaker 6: you what you got in there?
• 46:37
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 46:37
  Speaker 6: Man, let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you
• 46:38
  Speaker 6: the best thing to do. Even though the people in
• 46:41
  Speaker 6: your house right now, you need to jump let me
• 46:43
  Speaker 6: call it. Man, you need to let me call the
• 46:45
  Speaker 6: damn law. I'm gonna tell you right now you can
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: get doing my dead.
• 46:49
  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 46:50
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna put you know what, man, you don't come,
• 46:54
  Speaker 6: you'll stay down now. I'm gonna tell you that I
• 46:56
  Speaker 6: get called a law. I got called a law. Hold on,
• 46:59
  Speaker 6: I give my wife to call right now.
• 47:00
  Speaker 12: Don't call him.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: Please don't call him because there's too much illiquis done done.
• 47:12
  Speaker 6: Man. But I'm gonna tell you something. Man, honestly, I
• 47:14
  Speaker 6: can't do it. Thinkin't for to go down there. No,
• 47:17
  Speaker 6: I'm gonna tell you something I could this fools and
• 47:19
  Speaker 6: the contending me. Don't even call the damn last. You
• 47:21
  Speaker 6: know what, Man, looking here, doc, I want to be
• 47:23
  Speaker 6: honest with you. I ain't gonna go down there. I'm
• 47:25
  Speaker 6: gonna tell you right down now, you know what. The
• 47:28
  Speaker 6: first thing I'm gonna tell you now now, I ain't
• 47:30
  Speaker 6: gonna take my down there. First of all, they may
• 47:32
  Speaker 6: be tapping my damn line, and I ain't got to
• 47:35
  Speaker 6: do with this. You're gonna get.
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: It.
• 47:40
  Speaker 6: I get called now one one. They just look and
• 47:43
  Speaker 6: call because you know what, you're gonna get kid down
• 47:45
  Speaker 6: there and they don't know who you are. You know what,
• 47:48
  Speaker 6: I ain't gonna tell on the phone with your so
• 47:50
  Speaker 6: they can find out.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: Please, you know what, knowing dying.
• 47:54
  Speaker 6: I ain't getting in that man. You must good dad,
• 47:57
  Speaker 6: for I ain't forna get it that one. I'm gonna
• 47:58
  Speaker 6: tell you what you can do. Doc. I called a
• 48:00
  Speaker 6: law I for they have my wife right now. You
• 48:03
  Speaker 6: know what. You may not like it now, but you
• 48:04
  Speaker 6: appreciate me later, because you know when you for get
• 48:06
  Speaker 6: your month head Wait.
• 48:07
  Speaker 12: A minute, just west, but I think they outside.
• 48:11
  Speaker 6: I think, man, you know this is come crazy. God,
• 48:15
  Speaker 6: you just set your up. I'm gonna tell your for
• 48:21
  Speaker 6: one't up talking about my calling damn law, damn fool.
• 48:28
  Speaker 6: You gotta keep your mon has in that closet. I'm
• 48:31
  Speaker 6: gonna tell you right now you're a damn fool. You
• 48:32
  Speaker 6: walk out because i'mnna tell you not. They sure gonna
• 48:34
  Speaker 6: kill your stupid man. You know what, I ain't gonna
• 48:36
  Speaker 6: lie to you.
• 48:37
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 48:37
  Speaker 6: The only thing I can tell your damn I'm called
• 48:39
  Speaker 6: a law. You finna go down, and I'm gonna tell
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: you not. I ain't going down with I don't know
• 48:43
  Speaker 6: why you really gonna call me unless you want some help,
• 48:45
  Speaker 6: because I'm gonna tell you right now. I ain't to
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: jump down myself. No, my damn family over your I
• 48:50
  Speaker 6: need the only thing I could do. I can help
• 48:51
  Speaker 6: you out in one way. I can call the law now.
• 48:53
  Speaker 6: My wife's gotta sell phone.
• 48:54
  Speaker 7: What you want me to do?
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Well you get me?
• 48:57
  Speaker 6: You must be a damn food. I'm not. I ain't
• 49:00
  Speaker 6: going down, but I ain't going you know what.
• 49:03
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 49:03
  Speaker 6: Look look I can't get it in that and my
• 49:06
  Speaker 6: wife and not the counter police. I'm gona kill you
• 49:08
  Speaker 6: right now. They could have come.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: Can you can you hear me?
• 49:12
  Speaker 6: I can hear you? Sh your damn mouth shut up?
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: Shut him?
• 49:17
  Speaker 6: Can you shut your damn mouth right now?
• 49:20
  Speaker 10: Can you hear me?
• 49:21
  Speaker 6: Shut out?
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: I don't know when.
• 49:23
  Speaker 6: That's why they don't shoot the sh don't peek out
• 49:26
  Speaker 6: that damn dop.
• 49:28
  Speaker 12: Can I say something?
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: Man, you need to shut your damn mouse.
• 49:32
  Speaker 12: This his nephew Timond from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 49:36
  Speaker 12: You know what you just got pranked by?
• 49:38
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Y'all?
• 49:38
  Speaker 7: Win?
• 49:39
  Speaker 10: Dare you?
• 49:42
  Speaker 9: God?
• 49:42
  Speaker 7: Bro?
• 49:42
  Speaker 6: Why y'all some dirty.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: I do?
• 49:51
  Speaker 6: Damn well? Man, No, you just got.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Branked by your boy wind.
• 49:55
  Speaker 6: Damn man, I'm sweating like, hey, sit up in this
• 50:01
  Speaker 6: damn house with drawns oold man, and you set up here.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: I want to play with the man. Look at here, boy,
• 50:05
  Speaker 6: I'm sweating like here.
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Why are you sweating?
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: He was finna die because I damn sure no one
• 50:10
  Speaker 6: should come down to the house. That's for shure.
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: I know you weren't coming to that. I heard it
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: in your voice. I say, okay, you know what. He
• 50:18
  Speaker 9: ain't coming to get me.
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: Man.
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: I'm sitt up here right now, man, I might need
• 50:22
  Speaker 6: to take off some word. Boy up in here.
• 50:26
  Speaker 9: Hey, let me ask you something, man, what is the
• 50:29
  Speaker 9: baddest radio show in the land.
• 50:32
  Speaker 6: Can't be nobody but the Steve Harvey's Morning Show with
• 50:36
  Speaker 6: that other that and nephew Tommy with his crazy.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Are you talking about? Brother?
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: That's so black?
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Women women women?
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: Where yeah?
• 50:56
  Speaker 8: Man, you lie, shut your damn out, shut you gonna
• 51:03
  Speaker 8: You're gonna get your work.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Ask what you want me to do. I'm calling law,
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: but that's all I do. I ain't coming down there.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: do with this here I'm calling law. What you want
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: me to do? What ll for render? What you want
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: me to do?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I know how you come up with them? Tell me,
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I really don't left side.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: Surely, let me explain something to you. A lot of
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: people use the right side of their brain.
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: I use the majority of the time, okay, And that's
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: where all the creative stuff is.
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: It's on the left.
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: And a lot of people don't know that. A lot
• 51:44
  Speaker 9: of people don't know how to go there and use
• 51:46
  Speaker 9: that side. Some people are just stuck on the right,
• 51:49
  Speaker 9: and you know, just happen to be blessed like that.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: Well, thank you for breaking that down in your brain
• 51:56
  Speaker 5: to the left. Okay, it's Tommy everything he does in
• 52:04
  Speaker 5: his brain to the Left's.
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, left brained people. Coming up next
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter, My Children's Mama or my sugar Mama.
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: We'll get into that right after this. You're listening Hardy
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: Morning Show time now, guys for today's Strawberry Letter, and listen.
• 52:25
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• 52:39
  Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Muggle up and hold on tight. We got it for
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: you here. It is the Strawberry Letter.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Thank you, nephew. Subject to my children's Mama
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  Speaker 1: or my sugar Mama, Dear Stephen Shirley. I love my
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  Speaker 1: wife very much, and she is the mother of my children.
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  Speaker 1: But I have another woman. My wife is very beautiful
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: and smart, but she doesn't submit to me like my
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: mistress does. My wife wants me to beat a man
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: of the house all of the time, and when I
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: ask her for help on certain things, she huffs and puffs.
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: I just want a partnership with her and raise our
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: children together. My other woman is older and loves catering
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: to me like she is my personal assistant. It's so
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: good with this older woman. I'm starting to wonder if
• 53:30
  Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with her or if I'm just
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: in love with all of the attention. I told my
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: mistress that I am not leaving my wife, and she
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: doesn't seem to care. My wife had my phone looking
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: for our plumber's number, and she ran across the text
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: from my mistress. I told her she is one of
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: my real estate clients. My wife would never suspect anything,
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: and she doesn't question me. If she found out about
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: my mistress, I'm sure I could explain it so that
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: she wouldn't think it anything was going on, because this
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: lady isn't my type at all. I'm in it for
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: the way she's always making me feel. She makes me
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: a priority and treats me like a king. She buys
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: me expensive gifts, and she freely gives me money. I
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: love that she enjoys cognac and cigars with me and
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: has a passion for classic cars. She is the ideal
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: sugar mama. The sex is great and feels so natural
• 54:28
  Speaker 1: with her that I can't imagine why this woman is single.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I'm not under any pressure to stop seeing this woman,
• 54:34
  Speaker 1: but I know it's wrong. I am happy at home
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: and I'm happy with my mistress, so I would have
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: a hard time choosing between the two. Should I make
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: a choice now or ride this out? Please help, Please
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: help with what? What do you want us to help with?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm confused about here. You already know, you
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: already know. I mean, what do you want Steve and
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: I to do?
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: At this point?
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: You have all the answers. Morley, you know this is wrong.
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: You're married, you have children. Okay, you're cheating, You're lying,
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: You're using the sugar Mama because she gives you attention.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: You're taking money from her. You know she smokes cigars
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: with you and all of that. You think you might
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: be in love with her. The sex is great. You're
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: critical of your wife because she doesn't submit to you
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: and because she wants you to be the man of
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: the house all the time. Hello, I don't understand that one.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: But so this makes her a bad wife because those
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: are her requirements.
• 55:36
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: I think you, sir, I think you have a problem
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: because you just want women to to just to serve
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: you and cater to you. I mean, who are you
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: that you deserve that? What are you doing? But you
• 55:50
  Speaker 1: have a good wife, you say she was beautiful and smart,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: you have children, but you're cheating on her. You don't
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: even deserve her, let alone a sugar mama, and you're
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: you think you might have to decide between the two.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: If we tell you to leave the sugar Mama alone,
• 56:05
  Speaker 1: you're not gonna do it, because what the sex is great,
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: and she does all these wonderful things to you. You
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: don't really want anything from us unless you want us
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: to tell you to stay stay in it, because you're
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: happy with both of them. You don't want an answer
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: from us. I mean, really, you're just wasting our time
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: right now. Seriously, you are, Steve, you know what?
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: Surely everything you said is spot on.
• 56:29
  Speaker 8: I mean, you know, dude, really, did you write us
• 56:32
  Speaker 8: just so you could brag about your situation? You just
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: want to tell it to somebody because obviously, man, this
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: is something you can't keep to yourself because where in
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: here did you ask for help?
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 56:45
  Speaker 8: Where in here do you even see a problem? See,
• 56:50
  Speaker 8: all you did was send us a letter that to
• 56:54
  Speaker 8: justify what you doing, and it don't add up. Dog,
• 56:59
  Speaker 8: damn man.
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: It's dudes like you.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 57:02
  Speaker 8: See, bro, I don't know what you thought I was
• 57:03
  Speaker 8: supposed to say to you, But it's dudes like you
• 57:05
  Speaker 8: to make it hard for other dudes. Man that's trying
• 57:08
  Speaker 8: to do right or out there just trying to trying
• 57:11
  Speaker 8: to get it together.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: My wife is very beautiful, she's the mother your children.
• 57:17
  Speaker 8: But I got another woman, okay, right here now, you
• 57:20
  Speaker 8: starting to women are starting to develop a hate for you.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: But let me show you where you made show. They
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: hate you.
• 57:27
  Speaker 8: My wife is very beautiful and smart, but she doesn't
• 57:29
  Speaker 8: submit to me like my mistress does. Right there. They
• 57:33
  Speaker 8: hate your ass.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: Every woman listening to this hates your ass right now.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: To hell you me, dog, She's very beautiful and smart,
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: but she don't submit to me. Yeah, dog, every woman,
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: you just lose you someone, You stupid man. My wife
• 57:54
  Speaker 8: wants me to be the man in the house all
• 57:56
  Speaker 8: the time. Well, what you want some days off?
• 57:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 57:59
  Speaker 7: What is that?
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  Speaker 10: You?
• 58:01
  Speaker 8: You don't get days off from this hell this thing
• 58:04
  Speaker 8: called manhood. Man, you got to wear it. It's yours now.
• 58:09
  Speaker 8: If you don't want to be the man house all
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: that damn time? How many days off you need? Because
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: she got to be the wife and the mother. She
• 58:15
  Speaker 8: don't get no days.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Off from them.
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: Oh man, come on, dude, right here. And when I
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: ask her for help on certain things she huffs and puffs.
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: I just want to partnership with her and raise our
• 58:25
  Speaker 8: children together. And what marriage is though. You gotta figure
• 58:29
  Speaker 8: some stuff out. You you got to sit down and talk.
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: You gotta listen. You gotta hear some stuff you don't
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: want to hear. You gotta let some stuff go. You
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: don't want to let go of That's what marriage really is.
• 58:39
  Speaker 8: My other woman is old and loves catering to me
• 58:42
  Speaker 8: like she's my personal assistant. What do you got mailed
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: on a bride? Why did you send for? And she
• 58:50
  Speaker 8: showed up in a box like she's my personal assistant.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Dog?
• 58:56
  Speaker 1: Hold it right there, Steve, I know you should have called.
• 58:58
  Speaker 8: Temp service and marriage somebody down now.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: twenty three minutes after the hours. Today's subject my children's
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: mama or my sugar mama. We'll be back with more
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening Morning show? All right, Steve,
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: come on, let's recap today's strawberry letter. This crazy letter
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: subject my children's mama or my sugar mama?
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: This food and wrote in you know, just this letter
• 59:30
  Speaker 8: stupid from time is start off? Man, I love my
• 59:34
  Speaker 8: wife very much, she's the mother of my children. But
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: I have another woman that hate for you begin right
• 59:40
  Speaker 8: here by all the women listening to this letter, then
• 59:44
  Speaker 8: you seal the deal. My wife is very beautiful and small,
• 59:47
  Speaker 8: but she don't submit to me like my mistress done.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Still, that did it?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Right there. See, brother, let me explain something to you.
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: Nothing you write in this letter after this can tell
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 8: you out of this situation you just created. In paragraph one,
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you Pardner see fellas out, and I want
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: fellas to listen to this man.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 2: This is my father taught me something.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 8: He said, Son, listen to me when a fool is talking,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: stay there and listen carefully. I said, Daddy, why should
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 8: I listen to somebody that's dopid? He says, son, listen
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 8: to me. Don't walk away, because what you gonna learn
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: is what not to do and.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: What not to say.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: Just stay there and listen. He a fool can teach
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 8: you a lesson. So a fool wrote this letter. Every
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: time I ask her something, she huff and puff. I
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: just want to partnership with her and raise our children together,
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 8: a partnership and raise your kid.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Doc. You have to talk to your wife. You have
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: to compromise.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 8: You have to hear stuff. You have to listen to
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: stories you don't want to listen to. You have to
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 8: go places you don't want to go.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: Your faith while you're saying to the.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 8: Dress room, you're gonna buy stuff you don't feel like
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 8: brin she's gonna money. Ain't gonna say nothing to you
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 8: about it.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: I just all this has got to happen. That's what
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: marriage is.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: My other woman is older and loves catering to me
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 8: like she's my personal assistant. Now, if you thought they
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 8: hated you in paragraph one, the letter has now turned
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 8: into they want to join together and kill you. This
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 8: woman that is looking at she like you, steak ass.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 8: It's so good with this older woman. I'm starting to
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 8: wonder if I'm falling in love with her or just
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: in the love all the attention. I told my mistress
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: I'm not leaving my wife, and she don't seem to care.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: Now I know why that is so, and I'm gonna
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: show you. We're gonna come back to that. My wife
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 8: had your phone looking to her plumbers now, but she
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 8: ran across the tech from mistress. I told her she's
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 8: one of my real estate clients. My wife would never
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: suspect anything, and she doesn't question me. And she found
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: out about my mistress. I'm sure I could explain it
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 8: so that she wouldn't think anything was going on because.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: This lady isn't my type at all. Bam, right there,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: that's the key to this whole thing. She's actually perfect
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: for you. You full of it, and she is too.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: It's a match made in heaven.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 8: But dog, let me tell you how much you into
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 8: this check because she makes you a priority and treat
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: you like a king.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: She buy me expensive gifts and she freely gives me money.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: Who do this?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 12: Who do this?
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 8: Except somebody trying to hold on to somebody else. I listen,
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 8: give you an example of this. A buy Marjorie, expensit gifts,
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 8: freely give her money. You know why, because I'm trying
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: to keep her. No, not that ain't what it's really about,
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: you know, But you, dog, she trying to keep you.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: I'm in love with my wife.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: I'm man. I took some vials.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 8: I'm trying, trying. I'm trying. I'm trying to get to
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 8: the tape with this one. You sitting up in here, man,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 8: acting like you like like like you just got options.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: But she ain't your type though. But see that's why
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 8: every woman hates you. I love that she enjoys Kanyak
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 8: cigars with me and got a passion for classic Cause
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 8: what woman you listen to this a treasure troll.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: You found the greatest woman to ever leave?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Where is she?
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: My god?
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: Cigars Kanyak classic call. Don't you tell me she likes ports?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: Don't tell me she want to go to the fight.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Don't you tell me that she.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: Don't give a damn if you don't brush your teeth,
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: comele dates. Don't just say it. Don't just say it
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: your wife. Itn make me cry. Wait a minute, she.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: Let you get in the bed whenout taking a shower.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 8: Jesus boy, where did you find this woman? See doog?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: She's the ideal sugar mama. The sex is great and
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 8: it feels so natural. I can't imagine why this woman
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 8: is single. I'll give you a couple of reasons why
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: she's single.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: Number two.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 8: Number one, she's dating you. Number two. Most men don't
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 8: like women with cigar breath.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 3: True true.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: Number three. I don't want a woman with all that
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: in common with me. I won't do something by myself.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want my wife look sports.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: I won't watch.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 8: Sports from my boys. I don't want my wife to
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 8: play golf. I won't hope all my damn self. Why
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 8: you ask a single she do.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 2: Too damn much?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, thank you?
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: Don Dade's no more with this ignorant ass letter.
• 1:05:28
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• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: often do you think about retirement? How do you plan
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: for it? Do you enjoy what you're doing so much
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: that you think you're going to go the distance and
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: never retire, Never gonna retire, never retire?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: Wow, makeup, I'm not retiring at all, or I'm forty three.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: I can't.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: I gotta keep going.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 11: I got by appreciate the question.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 9: I know.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: I got to keep working.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 13: None of my benefiting man so far from sixty five, I.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: Got at least twenty something for years.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably working.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: I'm beauty of what we do allows us to do
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: this longer than you know some people.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all that's great.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 8: Soon as I hit that magical number, y'all asked, and
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 8: never hear from me again.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 1: And that's a magical number for income.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 6: Not age.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: No no, no, If I get that money next week, go.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: I've heard you say though, that you would I would
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: to do stand up I mean forever, because well.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: If I get that magical number, I'm gonna do one
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: more special.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, so that's still working.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 8: Yeah no, no, that ain't working. Oh no, that's I'm
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 8: just gonna feel it myself. I ain't even gonna charge
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 8: you get in. I'm gonna just pack up a stadium.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: And the name of the special was he said, what.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: One more time?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: The name of the special is gonna be? He said, what.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about, dog, I'm talking about when I get
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 8: that money. I'm telling you it's gonna be despayed. You
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 8: think Dave should Pail said some stuff.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: You just hold on. I'm gonna make das your pale blink.
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: And say what did he say? What? Will there be
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: cursing special?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 8: If you get that message, I'm gonna try to find
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 8: somewhere to put regular words. My problem is I'm trying
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 8: to find some words I'll be using that.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: Can you know? Make it all makes sense?
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: We can follow along. But in the meantime, yeah, so okay,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: so you guys retirement.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 2: I like what I'm doing that. I'm good.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: This is great that you didn't have.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: I get that four hundred million dollar lottery. I win
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: that that there's gonna be some changes right here, just
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 2: like this.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Because it's a magical number.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: I'm coming in if I win four hundred million, I'm
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: coming in.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: You're coming to work.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 5: Just coming away, y'all. I'm not I'm not gonna be
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: here for the rest of the week, but I will
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: be in that day. I will be here.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: All right.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: We'll be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: Show right after you're listening Hard Morning Show. All right,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I have a question for you, guys. Please pay attention guys,
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: because it's a serious question.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 10: I want to know the.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Answer to this from the guys. Is there such a
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: thing as cheating on your mistress with your mistress or
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 1: another mistress? Did you get it?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 7: So?
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Is there such a thing as cheating on your mistress
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: with another mistress?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: Yes?
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: Well, there's a story out of Texas Wow about a
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: police chief who just got caught cheating on his mistress
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: with another mistress. She exposed him on Facebook. After the
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: chief went on his work Facebook page and gave a
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: shout out to his wife because it was their anniversary,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: he told his first mistress he had his marriage annulled. Then,
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: when she posted it, a second misterge mistress emerged saying
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: she thought he was divorced. Uh, is it cheating? If
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: you're cheating with your mistress?
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: Is that?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Here's what I think. Surely here is her right, and
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna give her rights.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 8: Yes see because listen, she's reporting it, because she's saying
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 8: in her mind, I'll be.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: The other woman. But I'm not gonna be the other
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: other woman. Okay, see that's what that is.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 8: I done already said. Okay, I'm gonna be number two.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 8: But what I'm not finna be is three and four.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: Now I'm letting you have his wife.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 9: But that's it.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 8: Now you can have his wife, you can took vials
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 8: and all that. I got that, But what you ain't
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 8: finna have is me and another one not doing this.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 1: So then so then to answer the question he is
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: cheating on his mistress?
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: No?
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 3: Uh, go ahead, Jay, oh lord, we hear this, and
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: Timmy might agree with me yelling this. He's gotta white
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: is yeah.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying you. I'm not saying you participation.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: And this is really a story. Yeah, this is believe,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: this is real.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Go ahead, Yeah, you got a white. The first side
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: piece is number one. Your number two, and then the
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: other one is your number three. Because he gets a three.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 5: It don't change your too, You still too, You haven't,
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 5: you haven't moved, You haven't. You didn't let you in
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: line like people are in line, the white one. Yeah,
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 5: let me break it down.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: Not that's not how she's looking.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 3: But no, I'm telling you.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 5: I'm telling you how he's looking at it because he's
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: written out all his money.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 3: So his wife is one, she is two. You got three?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: You still too, baby.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: See but but but now, let me explain to you
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 2: what TOO was thinking. Too. Don't want no other people
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: in the line.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 8: Turned around and see nobody else waiting on the roller coaster.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: No on the hiring Steve.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 8: But she made the decision, that's all. But she wants
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 8: to just be a one woman company. Jim, I'm well
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 8: see the hold on, Hold on first, let me just
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 8: help you understand this. The reason she wants to keep
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 8: it a one woman company is the benefit package gonna
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 8: get spread out.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: To thee Okay, now, okay, okay, Tom to go ahead.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: Come on, I want to.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 2: I don't have much.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 9: I mean, you got one and then you have basically
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 9: two A and two B. See they both for two.
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 9: It's just about what way you put your too. It's
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 9: two A and two B. Now the problem is the
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 9: problem I'm having him. You have never known about each other?
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 2: No, ain't what they do? And k B no B.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 1: He was stupid to post it on Facebook.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: And playing B in case your eight don't work. You're
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: not finn to have A A B B.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 1: That's right, I'm just playing.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 9: You better.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 1: All the help for everything you're listening Morning show. All right, guys,
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 1: So here's a fun question for you. What if someone
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: got your iPhone? What would they learn about you?
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: Right there?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 1: Right there, right there my phone? Would they learn about you?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: If they got your iPhone? The first thing they.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to stop working here. I'd have to stop.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 5: I'd have to find another place to work.
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 4: Is that mad, Jason.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: I'd have to come to step and go, hey, man, look.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 2: They got my phone. They got my.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: And Steve will go I understand.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 9: If you get if you get in my cloud, I've
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 9: been trying to find my cloud. If you get in
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 9: my clouds, it's pretty much a wrap.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 2: I'm done. If you get in, your career is over.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 2: Oh it's gonna rain that done.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: Tell me.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: That cloud, they learn about you, but why.
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 2: It's just a lot in that cloud.
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: Well, and for me it's it's not so much other people,
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: it's some things I'm doing that Once they saw that,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: I mean.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: You know what I think? What I think?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Get your friends.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: I had we come back. I ain't got enough time.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll be back at thirty three minutes after
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: the hour right after this. You're listening morning show. All right.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 1: So see before we left, we were talking about if
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: someone picked up your iPhone, what would they learn about you?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: Would it embarrass you?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 8: You know, I think the most shocking thing about finding
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 8: my iPhone would be the context. I think people would go,
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 8: how did he know all these bishops and he as
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: much as he's got all that, No, it'd be embarrassed.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 8: Art dish, I'm talking about dog, famous ministers, man rap
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: when I run into a situation, Man, dog, I got
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 8: rabbis in my phone.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 2: I ain't even lie, man, I mean.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: I got I got some big boys. Man, I got
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: I got, I got, I got, I got Islamic leaders
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: in my phone. Man, I got big pastors and Christians
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about. Listen to me, man, top level. I'm
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: talking people go wait a minute, you have whose number?
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 10: Yah?
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: Yah? Do they know you talk like this? Yeah? I
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 2: try not to let him here.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: But surely you do not curse in front of the
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: pastures I have.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 2: I have, I have.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 8: I've customed front of Bishop on TGJ for a lot
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: of times. He just laughed, Lord oh man, let me
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: tell you, Let me tell you.
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 2: Here's the true story. Here's a true story.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 8: We were being Glenn Staples Church in the Baltimore area
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 8: and I was a speaker that day.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that Bishop Jakes was a speaker on
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 2: the show. I didn't know.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 8: So I spoke, you know more nothing not no Christian message.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 8: I just spoke, thanked him for having me. And Bishop
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: Jake was next. So I'm sitting there with the dude
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: that used to cut my hair, and Bishops started talking
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 8: and then he started preaching. We're sitting on stage, we're
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: in the pool pit now, and the dude next to me,
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 8: he taps me and he said, dog, is I'm crying?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: I mean he said dog dog. No, that's what he said.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: He's from Mississippi.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 8: No, he didn't say that. No, he' fro Mississippi tears.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: I mean his face was soaking wet. He tapped me,
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: I'm emotional.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 2: I turned around.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 8: I looked dead at him. He said, Dog, is I'm crying?
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 8: I said, yeah, you crying? He said, man, I can't stop.
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 8: Just the coldest dude I ever seen.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 2: Man.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 8: And when Bishop Glenn State was Baltimore on stage, he said,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: ladies and gentlemen, I introduced to you the greatest preacher
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 8: of all time.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 4: You know you hear that.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: But let me tell you something, man, I kid you.
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 8: Not Mischel Tdjas is the greatest preacher I've ever heard.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 2: If you want to talk about preachers, this is that dude. Dog.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we'll be back to do our last
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 1: break of the day, and of course you'll have some
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: closing remarks at forty nine minutes after. Right after this,
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 1: you're listening Morning Show. All right, Steve, Here we are
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: last break of the day. Time for your closing remarks.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: Surely sent me something and it got me to thinking,
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna share with you what she sent me, but
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 8: I'm going to paraphrase it so it's more of how
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 8: I talk, because sometimes I get a little stumbled up
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 8: and it doesn't sound like me if I try to
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 8: share directly with somebody with somebody sent me, So I
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 8: just want to talk to you about it. I want
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 8: to just talk to you about this life of abundance
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: that we are all qualified for. I want to talk
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 8: to you about the life of abundance that God really
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 8: wants all of us to enjoy. If you're a righteous person,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 8: God will give you a life of abundance. I didn't
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 8: say if you were a save person, if you are
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: a member of this denomination.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 2: If you go to this church, if this is your pastor,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: if this is your faith.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you that God has a life of abundance
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 8: for you if you put your trust and your faith
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: in Him. I'm just telling you, and you have to
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 8: understand that God has equipped you to have this life
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 8: of abundance. All of you have a gift that was
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: given to you by God at birth. Everyone has one.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 8: Now you may not know what it is, but you
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 8: have it. But because you've been so bent, so determined
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 8: to do something to please somebody else, your mother wants
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 8: you to go.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: To school and get a degree in this. Well.
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 8: I told him I was gonna come down here and
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 8: get a degree in that. So now I'm gonna go
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 8: get a degree in that. Well, my father went to
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 8: the army, so I'm going to the army. There's nothing
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 8: wrong with the army. There's nothing wrong with going.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 2: To the army. But if that ain't really what you
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: were created for, you fit to waste a lot of time.
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 8: Man, you really really are because God really did equip
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 8: you for a life of abundance. When he created you,
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 8: he had a mission in mind for you, got a
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 8: mission in mind for me. He gave you a gift.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 8: Your gift is a thing that you do the absolute
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 8: best with the least amount of effort. If you identify
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 8: that gift, there's your greatest chance. Now here's a deal.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: When he prepared you for this life of abundance, and
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 8: he gave you everything you needed to put on every
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 8: day and go out and make your dreams and your
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 8: life come true. If you put if you become passionate
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 8: about your gift, you can be on your way to
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 8: making your life happening and your dreams come true. He
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 8: gives you everything you need to wear to go out
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 8: and fight it. But what we do is we suit up,
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 8: We suit up, and we settle in.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: Well, I got this job.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 8: Now, Well, a lot of our four years away from
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 8: getting this another degree, I might as well go here. Well,
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 8: I got a promotion, Now I might as well stay
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 8: on here. Well, a lot of star alreadys start investing
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 8: in my four oh one K. So you suit up,
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 8: but you settle in, and then you know what you do.
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 8: What we often do, and I did it myself for
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: a while, we resign ourselves to living a mediocre life
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: because we won't suit up and go out here and
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 8: do what God want us to do. So here's what
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 8: I'm saying to you. If God then gave you all
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 8: the scuba gear equipment you need, He done gave you
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 8: the ad tanks, the mask, the flippers, the nozzles, the
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: hoses or as supply, don't put all this stuff up
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: on and then head to the bathtub. What you're doing
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 8: you settling in. Head out to the ocean. Get out
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 8: in that ocean of opportunity. Get out there where in
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: some of that deep water, Go out there where God
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 8: has equipped you to go.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 2: He done suited you up.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 8: He gave you everything you need. But we want to
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 8: go get in the bathtub where it's safe. Look, man,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 8: all of you have the gear to win, the gear
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 8: to have an abundant life, the gear to be prosperous,
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 8: the gear to be happy.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: You have the gear. You've got to get out.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 8: You got to get out that bath tub and go
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 8: out there in that ocean, out in that deep water,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 8: because out in the ocean is the opportunity.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 8: You got to go out there in that ocean of
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 8: opportunity and experience all that God got for you. Some
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 8: of it you gonna get tested. You're gonna feel like
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: you're going down. You're gonna get a sinking feeling. But
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 8: you're gonna be fine. You know why, because you got
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 8: to give.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 2: You have what it takes. You got to give. It's
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 2: up to you to jump in.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 8: If you don't ever jump in the ocean, you ain't
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 8: gonna really know if you can handle deep water or not.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 8: I got you scared of the deep water. I got
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 8: some time that deep water look rough out there. I
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 8: know you've seen some purpose people try to acquire fame
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 8: and prosperity and happiness and go out on their own.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 8: And I know you've seen them out there sinking and
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: the water look rough. So now you wanna stay over
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 8: here in the bathtub ain't no opportunities in the bathtub.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 8: All your opportunities out there in the ocean. There's it's
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 8: some sharks out there, yeah, some Barracoude out there, yeah man,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 8: yeah yeah, some whales out there.
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 8: All that's out there. But what's to say you won't
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 8: be one. Get out the bathtub with all this gear
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 8: God and gave you, and jump in that ocean out
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 8: there and swim like you're supposed to swim around. You're
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 8: gonna get the life of your dream, a life of abundance.
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 8: That's all I got to say. Thank you very much.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 8: Hope you got it. Drop the dog, drop it.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you still got it.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 2: Thanks, thank you. Yeah, say y'all have.
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