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Jay Anthony Brown: second day on the job - 04.25.17 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: I'm quit saying I'm trying. My wife told me the
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  Speaker 1: other day. She says, Steve, stop saying you trying. She said,
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  Speaker 1: you're doing it. Son. She told it to me just
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  Speaker 1: like that. She says, sir, you are absolutely doing it.
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  Speaker 1: Stop saying you're trying. Uh. You know what. I was
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  Speaker 1: talking to somebody the other day and they said, trying.
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  Speaker 1: It's a noble way of explaining your failure. Trying to
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  Speaker 1: say I tried or I'm trying. It's a very noble
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  Speaker 1: way of explaining your failure of not getting it done.
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  Speaker 1: And that's the true statement. You ever heard somebody say
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  Speaker 1: well I tried. Well, then people go, well, long as
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  Speaker 1: you tried, well, you know, you know, man, you're not
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  Speaker 1: getting it done, and you say, well, I'm trying, but
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  Speaker 1: but you ain't quite getting it done. But it's a
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  Speaker 1: it sounds noble, though, don't it. I mean, it's such
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  Speaker 1: a true statement. It's just noble. Is a noble. Trying
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  Speaker 1: is a noble way of saying you ain't getting it
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  Speaker 1: done or you failed. It's very noble to say I tried,
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  Speaker 1: I tried. I tried to do my best, but that
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  Speaker 1: wasn't good enough. I tried to make it, but I
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  Speaker 1: just didn't get there. What good does that do the
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  Speaker 1: person that was waiting on you to get there? What
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  Speaker 1: good does that do? The group of people that was
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  Speaker 1: counting on you? What good does that do? Your child
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  Speaker 1: sitting at the door expecting daddy to show up and
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  Speaker 1: Daddy was somewhere trying. What good does that do? Nothing?
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  Speaker 1: So I'm Chris saying it. Steve Harvey got radio show
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  Speaker 1: and I'm doing something with it. Yes, sir, Okay, Now
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  Speaker 1: here's the deal today. I got a good one for
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  Speaker 1: you because I was thinking of my own life, which
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  Speaker 1: I use oftentimes in my messaging because I think that
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  Speaker 1: God has given me the trials and tribulations that he
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  Speaker 1: has set for me, so that when I start running
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  Speaker 1: my mouth and talking that I have a clear cut
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  Speaker 1: understanding of what I'm talking about. So here it is.
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  Speaker 1: This is what I want you to do with your life,
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  Speaker 1: and this is what I want you to start to
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  Speaker 1: considering about your life today. And this is for all
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  Speaker 1: of us. Get a mission, get a mission, man, get
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  Speaker 1: a purpose, get a higher calling. M be about it.
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  Speaker 1: What's this all for? What you're waking up in the morning?
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  Speaker 1: For Get at it today one more time? Get a mission,
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  Speaker 1: get a purpose in your life, find that higher calling
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  Speaker 1: of why you're here. Be about it? What's it all for?
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  Speaker 1: Get at it today? Now, Steve, you're making some some
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  Speaker 1: some some big statements here. Uh huh Yeah. But oh
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  Speaker 1: you know I'm gonna clean it up for you, don't
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  Speaker 1: you Because you know I don't just throw it out
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  Speaker 1: there without the without the how to part. See, the
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  Speaker 1: how to part is usually where most people stop. They
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  Speaker 1: tell you this is what you gotta do, is what
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  Speaker 1: you gotta do, is what you gotta do. Then they
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  Speaker 1: don't tell you how to. That's why I don't. I
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  Speaker 1: don't get off the boat right there. Now, if you're
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out if you're trying to get your
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  Speaker 1: life a mission and trying to figure out the purpose
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  Speaker 1: and what the higher calling is it, and you want
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  Speaker 1: to be about something, and you're trying to figure out
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  Speaker 1: what's it all for, and you want to go get
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  Speaker 1: at it today, here's the trick. God knows. God knows
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  Speaker 1: the answer to all those questions. He knows what your
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  Speaker 1: mission in life is. He already know what your purpose is.
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  Speaker 1: He already know what the higher calling is. He already
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  Speaker 1: know what you got to be about. He already knows
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  Speaker 1: what it's all for. He already know what you need
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  Speaker 1: to go get at. God knows, you know why. He
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  Speaker 1: knows because He created you. And God created all of
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  Speaker 1: us with the purpose in mind. Irregardless as to how
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  Speaker 1: we were created, we were all created with the purpose
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  Speaker 1: in mind. He got a mission for us, He got
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  Speaker 1: something he from us, he got something he expects of us.
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  Speaker 1: He has a life of abundance prepared for each and
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  Speaker 1: every one of us that will lay claim to it. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't want that, then go on and start
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  Speaker 1: making decisions on your own, possibly like you have. Now,
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  Speaker 1: let me ask you something. Since you've been making all
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  Speaker 1: the decisions on your own, where you're at, well you're
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  Speaker 1: at with it? How you feel about it? Every day?
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  Speaker 1: I locked in on your mission? Are you what? Are
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  Speaker 1: you on a good purpose? Plan? You know? Do you
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  Speaker 1: feel like your life is in a higher calling? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know what you about? Do you have an understanding
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  Speaker 1: of what it's all for? Are you up every day
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  Speaker 1: going and getting at it? See? Come on now, So
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  Speaker 1: now I'm asking you if you've done this without talking
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  Speaker 1: to God or without checking in with your creator? Can
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  Speaker 1: you answer all those questions? I can flat out tell
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  Speaker 1: you you can't. I know for a fact, you kate,
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  Speaker 1: because you can't know how good your life can be,
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  Speaker 1: and you won't have a life as good as you
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  Speaker 1: wanted to be until you have connected with the one
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  Speaker 1: that created you. You better, you better understand this one now.
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  Speaker 1: Please understand this ain't Steve just over here, Rent and Raven,
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  Speaker 1: this is Steve. After having years of figuring this one out.
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  Speaker 1: But it's it's all in the Bible, it's all in
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  Speaker 1: holy writings. But you know I ain't got time for that.
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  Speaker 1: Don't go church like I'm post to. Don't read the
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  Speaker 1: Bible or or scrolls or the Koran or whatever your
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  Speaker 1: faith is. You don't read all that it's in there,
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  Speaker 1: though it's in now. But we're humans, so we we
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  Speaker 1: go get at it the way we see it. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you what happened to me. See while I
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  Speaker 1: was getting at it the way I saw it ought
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  Speaker 1: to be got at You understand me. When I was
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  Speaker 1: defining my purpose, when I was creating my own mission,
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  Speaker 1: who when I was laying claim to what my calling
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  Speaker 1: is in life? Let me tell you what I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: I was deferring. I was deferring the abundance that He
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  Speaker 1: really had for me. I'm just now listen to me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just now getting at it for real. Oh. I've
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  Speaker 1: been working towards it all my life. I didn't know
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  Speaker 1: it though, But see, because God is so merciful and
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  Speaker 1: so full of grace, he allowed me to make all
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  Speaker 1: the mistakes I made. And then and then when I
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  Speaker 1: finally came to him, he said, all right, now I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna take all the miss to tell you how cold
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  Speaker 1: I am. Now this this God, Now I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 1: you how cold God is. He takes all the mistakes
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  Speaker 1: you made, all the failures you made while you was
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  Speaker 1: making your own deceit. He takes all of that and
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  Speaker 1: uses them as valuable gained and learned experiences. And he
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  Speaker 1: takes that and allows you to be who you are today.
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  Speaker 1: See God, God ain't gonna let you forget what you did.
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  Speaker 1: But here's something cold too. He ain't gonna let what
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  Speaker 1: you did go for not Oh, what's your safety? Let's see,
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  Speaker 1: that's what's cold. See all the mistakes I made, every
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  Speaker 1: lie I told, every traumatic experience I went through, I
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  Speaker 1: put anybody through any time. Man, I was out there
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  Speaker 1: tripping trying to justify thats right. He said, all right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: But now, because of my mercy and my grace, what
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do is I'm gonna allow all this to happen.
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  Speaker 1: holm from Gary cole Player. Let's Cracking Everybody up. I
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  Speaker 1: right now, bro, Gary, body, that's about get back then
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  Speaker 1: I got to go see that descended all right there?
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  Speaker 1: So that funny boy that for the right. Who's that
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  Speaker 1: right there? Hey, we're going on everybody. How you doing that? Rot?
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  Speaker 1: You know what they are? Ain't Jefy Brown? Hey? Are
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  Speaker 1: you doing? Boy? I'm waiting you. You finally came on over. Yeah, escaped.
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  Speaker 1: I got tired of being quiet. I really did. Man. Yeah, Steven,
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  Speaker 1: let you do something over here. Boy. That's crazy right
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  Speaker 1: there was going on. Junior was having to Rosco. Mikey
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  Speaker 1: run Roscoe in the building. What's up? Baby? Man? We're
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  Speaker 1: going over with your Tom and Tom boy. You so good?
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  Speaker 1: Many tell Tilly boy you a little bit old. And
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  Speaker 1: we've been a act really well. We've been out on
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  Speaker 1: the road together. That boy does come out and saying
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  Speaker 1: all the ears out of the road. We're being Boston.
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  Speaker 1: We're going on Charlotte. Hey, Roscoe, how are you don't know?
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  Speaker 1: How you I know? I'm good? Thank you for sure.
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  Speaker 1: And the moment you ain't, please call so you can
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  Speaker 1: get good it up? Calling Hey, Roscoe, what's up? Ain't
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  Speaker 1: nothing going on just out here right age? Baby, that's
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  Speaker 1: all right, and making star don't his biggest dog. Don't
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  Speaker 1: start lying in front of our new family. Man, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: J yeah everything. You know. You know my latest hit
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  Speaker 1: you bleed you know. Oh yeah, we just heard that
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  Speaker 1: yesterday to all of us. You know, I let j
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  Speaker 1: You know, I told Bruno to go to let Ju
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  Speaker 1: the rights on it so he can introduce itself for
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  Speaker 1: on that too. Yeah, Breen, you know, because you know
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  Speaker 1: I wear all these nuggets. Yeah yeah, I got twenty
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  Speaker 1: four eagles on my neck. I got two thumb nuggets.
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  Speaker 1: I wear a ring baby anyway, because you know Bruno,
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  Speaker 1: that little that little boy shop, you know, because I
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  Speaker 1: know I knew it. I knew its granddaddy. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what was his name? Roscoe ben dot No been the
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  Speaker 1: mall granddad four times? Yeah, but man, don't be know
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  Speaker 1: what something else open? How did you read him? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: I met him. You know we're a club or now
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  Speaker 1: you know coming out of Old Shock, Old Shot down there,
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  Speaker 1: Sugar Shot. Oh I heard of that. Ye'all know that
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  Speaker 1: that went Marvin Gaye got that album cover from I
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  Speaker 1: Won't you? Yeah? Yeah, are you in that picture? I
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  Speaker 1: was the sacks player. Yeah, I played the sacks in
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  Speaker 1: that picture. I'm glad, yeah, and Jake bore you shock.
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  Speaker 1: We all know the picture by yeah, a good old time,
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  Speaker 1: playing my hands everything everything. Who's the lady in the
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  Speaker 1: yellow dress? You remember her? Oh? Yeah, oh that was
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  Speaker 1: my woman? Who you're thinking? Would yet Wasteline lou Sender?
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  Speaker 1: You send them paut Michael girl make yellow dress? She
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  Speaker 1: was something? Did you meet her? Excuse me? How did
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  Speaker 1: you meet her? I was asking? Now I tell you how,
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  Speaker 1: sax player, the question you need? How they meet me?
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  Speaker 1: All of this all you gotta do. You you blow
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  Speaker 1: a sack like that, they're gonna want you. Okay, Shelly,
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  Speaker 1: you have been in that picture? You they had that
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  Speaker 1: yellow dress on the boy. You look jet like that
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  Speaker 1: because that dog shell it boy curving like she won't
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  Speaker 1: be Roscoe, you're checking on y'all heard it, really have you?
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  Speaker 1: It's going well. Thank you, it's going well. Gratulation, thank you,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, Roscoe. Did you ever settle down? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Did you ever settle down? I've been married playtime. Before
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  Speaker 1: you're done with that. Seven marriages. I'm gonna get all
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  Speaker 1: out of here. I'm talk you're listening to the Steve
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  Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Okay, so I guess we have Roscoe
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  Speaker 1: to thank for. Yeah, you wrote that, wrote that? And
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  Speaker 1: also hey coming up, Ja, I want Jay you just seriously, man,
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  Speaker 1: talk to you about the transition and how you feel
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  Speaker 1: about joining the show and get some of your thoughts
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  Speaker 1: on it and everything. When we come back. Sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a winner to me. And then and then you you
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  Speaker 1: have an announcement to Steve right, you're gonna make that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna make an announcement to thank you. Okay, you're welcome, sir,
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  Speaker 1: right there? All right, what's your announcement? One more person?
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  Speaker 1: Hell with it. I'm just going on over. I just
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  Speaker 1: I can't fight it, man, Go get a microphone coming
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  Speaker 1: that's your big announcement. See if they'll take my cruisers
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  Speaker 1: and let me get on that word. What you don't
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  Speaker 1: do with all these comedians? Do you guys? Play nice?
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  Speaker 1: Play nice shade? Yes, that was shade being thrown regular.
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  Speaker 1: I guess I need to just ask this out loud.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to commercial right now? No, because that's
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  Speaker 1: what I was doing because Cat said we did it.
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  Speaker 1: We're good right here, Yes, we're on the air. We're
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  Speaker 1: you know, is confusing. We were talking about. Yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: setting up to break and then come back. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: You can't blame it on me because I'm following you.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, here's the deal. Let me just tell
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  Speaker 1: you this, uh yeah, because I asked him not to
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  Speaker 1: put it in the press. So here's the announcement. I
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  Speaker 1: have all reached a new agreement. My radio contract was
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  Speaker 1: up this year. I've reached a new agreement. I've just
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  Speaker 1: signed a brand new five year deal to stay uh
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  Speaker 1: with the morning show for five more years. Yeah, thank
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  Speaker 1: you Jesus, these things are asking your name. Thank you everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that Ja was coming over to replace me,
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  Speaker 1: that I was gonna leave. No, we came over here
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  Speaker 1: to make this show stronger. Yeah, and built up for
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  Speaker 1: the hate. Yeah. And you know what else do I mean? Congratulations,
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  Speaker 1: glad you send your contract. All of that. I'm really happy.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tell you how I happened. But you know,
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  Speaker 1: people the streets are talking, they really are talking. They're
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  Speaker 1: talking about the fact that Jay is over here now,
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  Speaker 1: uh is Steve gonna be here? You know? Can I
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  Speaker 1: make an announcement? Yeah, Ja's not here to replace. No,
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  Speaker 1: j having to be wake so you can get that
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  Speaker 1: at don't don't look at me like I'm gonna replacement.
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  Speaker 1: I'm here to wake. So you can say that, well,
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  Speaker 1: who's that at, Jason, You're not here to replace Nobody.
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Before you even said that, it was people were thinking
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: you can't more to replace stopped thinking that. Tommy still here.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: It's Tommy going. Tommy lead the whole show open. I'm
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: burning everybody. I'm telling you now, if I have to
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: leave right now, I'm sitting all of this. That's how
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: you leave. That is how you be. Nobody going on people.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: I was just add it. I'm not going no, and
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: I know I can't go back because I didn't cussed
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: out some people on the way up the door on leaving.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: You know I've said something that there's no way they
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: could take me back. What about the old don't burn
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: any bridge? That sounds good in a point you never
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: know who you might meet again. Yeah along the way
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: yea down. Yeah that's nice when you just talk. Got
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: to work bad. Some people are mad at me, so
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: no one really means that. As I was leaving, I
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: heard if he ever, Yeah, I'm you did that real,
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: Custom's just what's just how you should leave? He recommended.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: I recommend that leaving. I'm gonna start a class called
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: leaving one on one is this is how you do
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: and let me tell you another. Alright, so I'm glad
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: we cleared that up. There's cleared up, and I'm here. No,
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: not to replace a damn soul. I'm just happy to
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: be waking. Yeah. I think it's important for our fans
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: to understand what we're doing that we just decided to
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: take the show to another level. Uh here's the other
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: thing that we need to discuss. That will be a
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: new theme song. Shortly, So I wanted to ask you
• 28:10
  Speaker 1: all this this is an open discussion with our fans
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: reality radio. Would you all like to submit a theme
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: song yourself? Suggestion was made to have j right us
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: a new theme songgtion suggestions and then other suggestion was
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: to do audience contest for the best new morning show song. Okay, okay,
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: and then will they win something or I mean, we
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: see see we just talking. This ain't even got that far.
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: It's cause this is how you're supposed to do radio.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: That sick on HM dry as radio show. But say
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: if they don't win anything, you just put it out. Yeah,
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: we're asking people to do something. It's written by you
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: that we're not gonna give them anything. What's the incentive?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: You know, you ain't having no song on the radio.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I got folk cousins right now, right right now. Yeah,
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: you know so I was just thinking a couple of
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: things out. So what do you guys thoughts about that?
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: What you gotta tell me? I like Jake, No, you
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: know what I like. I like Ralph Hawkins, my man
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: who helps him put the music together, and everybody that's
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: on the show with single verse, So just like one version, everybody,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: let's do that doesn't matter matter. No, no, no, you
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: ain't here. I can. He's a hater, don't him. That
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: is not going to happen. You know you want to
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: say I can sing? We know who is? Two of you?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: Three of y'all forward, y'all can sing at all? Okay,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Sureley you said Sureley can't sing at all? Well, then
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: here's what we do. Tommy at all and Junior can ballot.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you I can sing. That's what is this.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I've been in church choirs, So Jay, there ain't nobody
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: but me and you. What you want. I can wrap
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: a little bit and we'll put that in. There is
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: that way to do it so that everybody hits the
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: base strong. Surely you come in talking, Okay, you can talk, Tommy,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be rapping, Junior. We're gonna take you back
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: to talking. Yeah, but all he do, Hey, Junior, everybody,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: it's perfect for the song. I think that's things and
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: then Steve you and now just saying it on out. Alright,
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: it's gonna be written up man, written original music. It
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: will be original mus You an't got that to worry man. Alright, cool,
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen. You have watched the new Steve Harvey
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: show Being Born. Welcome to the right. We'll be right back.
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Alright. I don't know
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: if you guys saw this or not, but President Obama
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: made his triumphant return yesterday to the public. This is
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: the first time he's commented since losing office publicly, Okay,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: since leaving office publicly. He's hitting the stage. Yes, yes,
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: he looked so good that swag wristed and everything. Anyway.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: It was at a form with students and young adults
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: in Chicago. The thrust of his speech was civic engagement,
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: as he encouraged young people to get involved with such
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: issues as climate change, lack of economic opportunity, and law
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: enforcement relationship with the public. But more notably, he avoided
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: I love this. He avoided commenting directly about his successor,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: and managed not to utter the name Donald Trump at all,
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: though he did open his talk by joking, what's been
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: going on? What's been going on since I've been gone?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: What's been happening. He also warned the audience that the
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: internet and social media has major passed much more of
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: an open target that can hurt you in the future.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: Take a listen. I mean it is true that if
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: you have pictures of everything I've done when I was
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: in high school, Um, I probably wouldn't have been president
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: in the United States. I love that. So what's been
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: going on? If I die, y'all get my phone and
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: blame it. Are Also most doctors and health officials are
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: agreeing now that doing a lot of cardio is um
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: it's not what you think. Uh, you know. They say
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: that it's good for you, But according to a new study,
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: there is a limit. Tommy who runs six miles every
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: day now, researchers found that you don't get a lot
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: of extra benefit when you do more than sixty minutes
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: of cardio per day. Tommy, I'm looking directly. Yeah, if
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: you do more than sixty minutes of cardio a day,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: it doesn't really help you. Your health might even suffer,
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: they say. The side of cardio for let alone one session,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: so much workout equipment that drives my clothes real non
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: hang everything because have the arms that hold out nice.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: But you don't want to go the tree of meal
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: with everything all that it drives it evening even was
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: just to show people when they come to the Okay,
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: it's behind glass, you go whoa right away? Nothing, it's
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: really pretty Wait a minute, uh never, that's never been
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: on and there's one still in the box. Don't worry
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: about that. Open it one day. Yes, scientists are saying
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: it could be harmful to your health, so watch out
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: there now what the scientists said, Jake. Uh. There have
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: been plenty of stories recently about men who move into
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: careers that are traditionally held by women, like nursing. Well,
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: it's going the other way too, seems. Manly industries are
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: competing for women these days, building contractors, body shops, truck
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: driving companies, among others. Are dealing with a worker shortage,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: and they're reaching out to women to fill those jobs.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: I'd like to see you run a jack Hamm. Whoa
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: what is that? I've seen that? It just got me fun. Okay, alright, alright, guys,
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: we gotta go to this. We gotta go to Miss Anne.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: On that note, Jay was, she's here with our local
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: headlines are national headlines, and all of that are news.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: The lovely and talented miss Ann trip everyone, Thank you,
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: good running everybody. You guys, I really know who There
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: you go, just as you heard. Former President Barack Obama
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: delivered his first address yesterday since leaving office. It took
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: place at the University of Chicago, near the future side
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: of his Presidential Library, and in it, he laid out
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: his post residency agenda, which is to motivate children young people,
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: after asking himself an important question, we can knock down
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: some of the barriers that are discouraging young people about
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: a life of service, and if there are, I want
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: to I want to work with them to knock down
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: those barriers. But Mr Obama wants to inspire the young
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: people to become engaged. In fact, he said, the single
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: most important thing he can do now is to help
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: in any way he can to prepare the next generation
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: of leadership to take of the baton and take their
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: own crack at changing the world. Okay, Maoris of Congress
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: of crafting a new budget bill this week that will
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: hopefully get enough votes to avoid Friday's looming partial government shutdown.
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Republicans need sixty votes. I means they need some Democrats
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: and towards that end. Observers say that Trump administration has
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: been trying to use this week's deadline is a way
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: of forcing the other party to go along with his
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: allocation of money for the Mexican border wall and whoever.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: So far, Democrats say no, we're not doing that because
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: they remind the press that he campaigned on the promise
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: that he was going to make Mexico pay for it,
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: not the American people. Hey, Bill O'Reilly returned to the
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: public eye or should I say the public ear last
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: night on his podcast. It was for the first time
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: everybody since it's Austair from Fox News over sexual harassment allegations.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: But he didn't say much. I am sad that I'm
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: not on television anymore. I was very surprised how it
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: all turned out. I can't say a lot because there's
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: much stuff going on right now, but I can tell
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: you that I'm very confident that truth will come out
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: all the stuff. He didn't kind of get specific as
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: to what stuff he was really talking about. And anyway,
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: this is and triple. We'll be back with Eugene the
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Butterfly at twenty minutes after the hour. So stay tuned
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. I look at you, Bill further. I want
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: to say, good morning. Here about it? Cherley calling and
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Tammy jailor uh stay and the last but her not late?
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: What it's like this here? What it's like? What's up
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: the j brow? What's up man? How you doing? Many?
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Good morning? Good morning? I look at you. I heard
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the very chill here y'all at the top of ma
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: putting a new same sound together whatever. So I want
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  Speaker 1: to say this heal j for. I want to say
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  Speaker 1: to do what you say? I say jam for then
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: want to say to do it built a possibility? Want
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: of us, you know, she and my experitise and the
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  Speaker 1: things I have you man down further. I want to
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  Speaker 1: say to do I'm a fair j the brow don't
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  Speaker 1: want to say right now. So I think me and
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: you probably the most musical geniuses o this y in
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: this room, in the room, and would you would you
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: be willing to put a wrap on top of that?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: You know that rap I put a wrapper on top
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: of whatever you lay down or whatever. But I'm just
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: saying as for musical JA, you and me, that's it.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Most talented intms of music U hold on, Jake, uh,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: most gracious missed us the harder I'll take a little
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: bit of fist to that dog. Me and you, we've
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: been holdings through this whole ride. Me and you, you
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: were the real And I don't want you to exclude
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: me this musical piece. Never never nothing never, nothing like that.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Never nothing to disrespect you. And there's no form shape
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: of faship with all it. I just want to I
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: just want to say I want to be a part
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: of whatever whatever you and j ever they do what.
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: I just want to be a part of it. That's
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: all I'm saying. You know, I'm not offending. I just
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: got here. I can't be offenious. I'm I'm day two
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  Speaker 1: in No, so you know that didn't come from excuse
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  Speaker 1: me for Mammy. Does this mean I get to be
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: a part of the thing song as well? Yes, we
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: want you to match because I want to be a
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: part of it. I want to lay your down with
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: what we're talking. Yesterday you said you were gonna do
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: you you're working on your seven minutes twenty minutes. Well
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: that was the stand up part because I want you
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: to help me with that part of Yeah, the people
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: that's gonna be on the morning show song all the
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: morning show people, not the personality. But I'm a morning
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: show person personality. But but you're you're allowing me to
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: be a part of the show. That's it. I didn't
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: say that something. Anything I say to you, you can't
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: hold that against me because I'm two days in, so
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: don't count. You're counting the day. If I promised you
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: something and it don't work out, I'm only too east
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: hold you to it. All right, listen, thank you a meal.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: It's coming up next thirty four. After the hour, Jay
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: will be murdering the hits. He's gonna another hit for us.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey later this out,
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: nephew Tommy got another prank phone call board this fool
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: and don't go. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: All right, listen, listen, Steve, do not mess with our girl.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Serena Williams. Okay, she don't come for her. We'll tell
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: you all about it. But first, Steve J. Anthony here
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: is here with another murder. The hits another one. Yes,
• 42:22
  Speaker 1: this is about Yeah, that's how I do it. Give
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: him more, give him more, always get more. First week
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: of the job. Alright, on off, CeeLo green Man, you're
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: gonna check it out. Love his hands, they're very tiny.
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Damn hands hands hands see eeo's hands, baby fingers shot
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  Speaker 1: and stuff it. Selose hands bloods his arms and shot
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: his helm. See loose hand like his pot to run
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: so rists, I say, who once up with their fingers broke?
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: You're looking like a tipsero. How you hold a microphone?
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: Seals hands, seelose hands all his fingers share one nuggle
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  Speaker 1: sels hands, make his watch the biggest helm. See loose
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: hands make a six inch of look for the long
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I said, brother, I'm you're bigging fan. If you want
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: my favorite jam bill A man just had to slam.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: See loose hands in the hands, the hands, Seelos hands,
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: shop the gloves and kids departments. Seelos hands help him
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: count ten real fast. See loose hands make white castles
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: look like big match. They say he got ober Looper trades.
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: It's about the size Gradge read his bomber second Strange
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: him and John McCain played Patty Cake. It might keeping
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: me up, but I'm gonna ship. See loose hands in
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the hands, yeah man, yeah, oh my god, cry hold up.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: First of all, hey man, hey man, we love Celo,
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: John Campike Celo. Celo's hands helped me count the tea.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: You have some stuff in Oh my god, Reilly look
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: like you know what. I'm not worrying about him slapping
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: met So this is what it's gonna be. Yeah, get
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: of that voice would be here molding warf week on
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  Speaker 1: it all right from bottom of green is my dude.
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: I love him to man if the real I ain't
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: even never looked at it. Snap your pass man, come
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: over here with da jay Man. I'm crying. I just
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: want you to know. We're gonna make a few enemies.
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: I think we already have y'all stay with us. We
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: got more to Steve, harder, more to show. Let's jail cat,
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: let's go, here we go coming up in four minutes
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: after the hour. It's the Strawberry letter. Today's subject he
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  Speaker 1: pays me for my services. Alright, Steve. Right now it
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: is the nephew with the brain phone call wedding style.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: Let him marry night. It sounds nice, it sounds good,
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: very well packaged. Right now, man, wedding style. This let
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: it really Hello, I'm trying to reach calm and please.
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: Oh who's calling? This is the haf style, Surrenzo. Oh great, great, Hey,
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: we were waiting for you. Hold on a second, I'll
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: get her. Hello. Hi, is this is this calming? Hi?
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: How are you good? Great? Listen? Um? This is the
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: hag style that I'm supposed to be there to do
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: your hair for the wedding? Hey? Are you last? Uh? No,
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: I do have a good just there's something that has
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: come up and I kind of need to discuss some
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: things with you. Are you kidding me? Let me ask you? Wait?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: You know I'm getting married in four hours, right, I
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: do know, I do know. Let me ask you this
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: what time actually is the wedding? Is it at five
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: or six? The wedding is at five? Okay, Um, what
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: have you done to your hair so far? Nothing? Do
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: you have the hair I'm waiting for you to put.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: We've in my on my head? Right? Um? Oh god, dear, no,
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: you're on your way right. This is a joke. No,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: this is not a joke. I've got mom, fine, tell
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: him to come here. I don't have a source today.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: You came highly recommended, and I've already given you a deposit.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: You you should be on your way. I do understand
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: that dollar, and I don't mind giving you your deposit back.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: That's no, that's not what I want. I need you
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: here to do my hair. I have no one here
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: to do my hair. I've already paid you. I understand this. Dear,
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: Calm down, listen, this is what I want to do. Okay.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: I do have someone that I can send that it's
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: going to do an outstanding job for you. Okay, But
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'm not. I've gotten into a spat with Oliver, and
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: I just it's a very Oliver. Oliver is my friend,
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: and we've gotten are you kidding me? It's been a serious, serious, serio,
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: just blow up. This is the most important day of
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: my life, and you're not coming to do my hair.
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: You're not taking care of your business because you've gotten
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: into a fight with your boyfriend. Listen, I'm not gonna
• 49:09
  Speaker 1: go back and forth with you about this. I've been god,
• 49:11
  Speaker 1: I have argued with him all night. I'm not going
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: to go back and forth and argue with you as well. Yeah,
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: I have to argue with me when I need it.
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: For you to be here, I understand that, and I'm
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: going to send someone there is one of the most
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: unprofessional stylists I have ever met in my life. I
• 49:24
  Speaker 1: cannot even believe you're doing this. Listen, I'm trying to
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: deal with you on a professional level, but you're not
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: because you're not here. I understand that, and I understand
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to to to rein on your parade.
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  Speaker 1: And my professionalism went out the window when you called
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  Speaker 1: to say that you can make it because you were
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  Speaker 1: in an argument with your boyfriend. Well, I'm not gonna
• 49:42
  Speaker 1: do it go back and forth with you. If somebody
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: to find him, but I'm telling her to come. Where
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  Speaker 1: is everybody? Mama? Please get him to the phone. Oh
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  Speaker 1: boyd Listen. What have you done to your hands? Okay?
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: Has just been washed? Yes? Okay, so it's just waiting.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what's going Yes, that's what's going on. Have
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  Speaker 1: been done? Have you been under the dryer at all? No? Okay?
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  Speaker 1: So is it still there? What are you asking me questions?
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: You're very trying to get someone I bring when I
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: send someone in, I want to send them in there. Yes,
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: I'm sitting here with wet hair. Has your has your
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: makeup been done yet? No? I'm waiting for you to
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: do my hair. I cannot believe this. Why are you
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: asking me these questions? Hold? Please hold on one like Oliver,
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go. I'm Oliver, I'm not Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say. This is crazy. I'm not going
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  Speaker 1: to tea now. Let me take care of the clos
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I'm not going. Hello, are you kidding me? Listen? Is
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: there any way you could possibly push the wedding back
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  Speaker 1: to seven? You are crazy? You want me to change
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  Speaker 1: my time because you're in an argument with your boyfriend. Listen,
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: this is the first thing. This is you are the
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  Speaker 1: most unprofessional stylist I've ever met in my life and
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: shruck mel I will put the word out about you. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't make sure that you never ever do business again.
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  Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, what you're not gonna don't curse
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  Speaker 1: at me. You're not gonna You're not gonna do horn
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  Speaker 1: in my day. I understand that. No reason to be mad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm the one that should be upset. It's my day.
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  Speaker 1: You're not gonna talk to me like this, and don't
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: talk to you any kind of way. I want to
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: you call ringing money day. Hold on a second. So
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: you got this talking crazy to me, and I'm not
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: going to go with it. And I'm not what I'm
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: not gonna do it sitting talk to me. You didn't
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: call me. I'm not gonna sit here and let you
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  Speaker 1: talk to me. You know what, I wish you were
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: coming to this church. I got your listen. I'm not
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: gonna sit here and go back and forth with you. Now,
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: I got someone I can send in there to get
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: your hat done. Do you want it or do you not?
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Who are you standing? I am sending listen. I will
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: be sending my assistant. And she does. She watched his half.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: She's been instructed what to do. Don't worry she'll get
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: it to you. Don't want me to let it tampoo?
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: Girls style my half my wedding. Look do you want
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm a please. Well, you need
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: to be talking to me, not Oliver. I understand. Listen,
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: let me take the racial right now. Voice at me.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: I can do whatever the hell I want to. So
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: this is my You are ruining my wedding day. No not,
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get your wedding day together. Now. I'm
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: going to send this shampoo go to do my hair.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Cynthia is very good. She will be there at five o'clock.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: We will have you read wedding starts at five o'clock.
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. What you need to
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: be saying? Is he on your day? I'm gonna Simpia
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: with me. I don't want Synthy to do my hair.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: I didn't pay Cynthia to do my hair. I paid
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: you to do my hair. And you have to bring
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Oliver with you. You need to come on. But do
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: you want to go? Oh my god, do you want
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: to just go with me? Okay, listen, I have one
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say. You have to say
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: to me the only thing you need to be saying
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: to me is that you and Oliver are on your way.
• 52:57
  Speaker 1: You are about to ruin the most important day of
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: my life. Not on your head, guest? Are you on
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: your head guest? Or no? Yes? And I have one
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: more thing I need to say. But what do you
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: want to say? Listen, don't don't, don't come for me. Boy,
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: You've got to spit it out. This is Matthew tell
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just got
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: pranked by all your bridesmaids. Oh my god, I am
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: going to I don't believe they did this thing. That's
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: my kisses and I'm kicking you. They get you, baby.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: It was not funny, not today. This is the last
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: thing I needed today. Do you remember what they wanted me?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: They wanted me to get you yesterday said no, We're
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: wait until the wedding day. I don't understood much creature
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I got. I got one more thing. I gotta ask you,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: what is what is the baddest I'm not the baddest
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  Speaker 1: I'm taking because the cuss words are right in the thing.
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  Speaker 1: gave him his money back. Here. Yeah, en, I will
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• 56:30
  Speaker 1: strawberry letter coming up next. He pays me for my services.
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  Speaker 1: We'll be back. You're listening to Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get it. Let's get it. Buckle up
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  Speaker 1: and hold on tight. We got it for you, strawberry letter.
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Thank you enough for your subject. He pays me for
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: my services. Dear Stephen, surely I've been married for a
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: year and I'm the breadwinner of my family. We have
• 56:59
  Speaker 1: a great life style because of my income. My husband
• 57:03
  Speaker 1: works for a cable company and he gets paid four
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: d dollars a week, and that just takes care of
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: the car. Note. So let me tell you how I'm
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: the breadwinner. I'm seeing this older guy who pays me
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: to be his chaperone, clean his house, et cetera. Oh
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: and by the way, this guy paid for my wedding
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: a year ago. Yes, he knows about my husband, but
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: my husband does not know about him. My husband thinks
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: that I work at a law firm, and now he's
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: starting to ask questions about my job and want to
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: come pick me up for lunch one day soon. What
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: should I do? Should I come clean with my husband?
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: Please help me. I could see if this was in
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: your past, if you had done these things in your past,
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: But this is going on right in your marriage right now.
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: So you gotta come clean somehow with your husband. I mean,
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to at some point. I just don't
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: know how you're going to keep this from your husband
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: if he wants to come and take you to lunch
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: and pick you up at the office and things like that.
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: I just don't see how you can lie your way
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: out of this. I will say this, don't tell him everything,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: So come clean, but not all the way clean. Um.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: I mean, this man is paying you for your services,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: and I can only mean you know think that you
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: mean sexual services. I think your husband is getting a
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: bit suspicious. What are you doing around the house or
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: what are you doing differently now? So he's getting a
• 58:32
  Speaker 1: little suspicious. He wants to know what you're doing or
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: somebody said something. So I say to you, you got
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: to tell your husband something you have to. I mean,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: this is crazy. You've been married a whole year and
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: you're keeping this big life from him, especially if it's
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: sexual services, and you need to stop that immediately. So
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: tell your husband that you work for a man. Don't
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: tell him everything that you're giving him sexual services. Steve, surely,
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know what you read. Now, where is services
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: in this letter? Where did I miss it? It's in
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: the title. He pays me for his services for my services.
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Pays me for myself for my services. Now did we
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: write the subject of this letter? Because in the letter
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: I see something else, and I'll tell you what I mean. No,
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: we didn't write the subject. She did. This is her
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: pay for my services. See here in the letter. Here
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: go problems. First of all, let's just start with cable
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: board making four hundred a week. Just pay the car.
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: Note that's where the damn problem right there, cable boy
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: pull it in full hunted and just paying the car. Note,
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: this ain't the red. This ain't you know, groceries, the
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Saint al Heaton saying electricity, This ain't gas, This is
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: no clothing. This's the problem right here. See the full hunted.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: They call that college student money now ful hunter. If
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: you're want to come up, I understand I ain't knocking
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: it at all. But the full hunter creating a problem
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 1: for you because you knew when you got married you
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: didn't want the full hunted a week. So now cable
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: boy is the problem. My husband worked for a cable company.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: He gets four hundred week and they just take care
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: of cordor. So now let me tell you how I'm
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 1: the breadwinner. I'm seeing this older guy. Let's stop right there,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: older guy. What does older guy stand for? It stands
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 1: for sugar dad who pays me to be his chaperone.
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  Speaker 1: This ain't the prom when in Bible summer school chaperon
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  Speaker 1: m where do he need help getting to? Or how
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: old is he? Unless here you nursing him? Chaperone is
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 1: a deceptive term. Then she says, comma clean his house,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: then comma e tc. Etcetera. Yeah, that's where we must
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 1: come to terms with what you're doing. It's the etcetera
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: that's getting the money chaperone and don't really pay it,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 1: don't pay it up. How is cleaning is limited? How's
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: cleaning you down with the same money, cable board maker.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: All you over there doing is cleaning house. But you're
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: cleaning molding the house. M you all up in cracks, crannits, cravit. Yeah,
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: that's the type of cleaning you're doing. And oh, by
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: the way, this guy paid for my wedding a year ago.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. I'm a father with four daughters.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't paid for to win. I know how much
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 1: winds cost. Now for this older man to have you
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: chaperon and cleaning the house and et cetera. And paying
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: for winds? Do you know the monkey flips that you're
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: in there doing. You guys to be in there doing
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: some things naked that can't be printed. That's why this
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: led us so damn shot. And then come talking about
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: yes he knows about my husband. You just said he
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: paid for the wind. Try to throw us off with
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: your letter. Then you just ain't paid for the wind.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Don't try to throw us off of what you do.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: Let's get back to this etc. Because that's what this
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: let about, so etcetera. What is etcetera. Well, let's explore
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: the words. He stands for extra. You're doing way moding
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: cleaning house lady, you're doing way way moding. Chaperone, you
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: doing extra? What does the T me too. You're doing
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: all this to him yet extra too, and then C
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 1: E T C you're doing all this extra to him
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: to get him to do what? What? What Cash think
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: about it? Yeah? Cash, I'll be back with the second
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: half and exposed to you what to see is okay?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: What you're listening to Steve Harvey morning. Listen, gona lose
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 1: the attitude. You know you do your hand for the letter.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 1: You though exactly what is yourway here being sensitive about
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: my side of the letter. I don't know my mind
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: when you was talking. Mm hmm, listen to me. This
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: older man didn't pay me. This woman's with right, she's
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 1: saying here over they're doing chores, cleaning the house, chaperon.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 1: Don't know what the hell letting mean? We ain't kid
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: and eat E C mm hmmm. E stands for extra. Yeah,
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: that's more than anybody else. That's above and beyond what
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: anybody else would do? Think or won't you coming there
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: with extra? That's the E N extra E T C
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: is the acronym stands for extra, T is too. You
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: do the extra to him? That's my favorite. Now, the
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: C you do all this extra to him to get
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: him to what that's what the C is. Yeah, C
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: all that E T C is all that to get
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: him to what? Okay, yeah, come come on now, come here,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: come here, come on, come with it, communicate wire little Yeah,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 1: that's the e T C. Come up, Yeah, come up
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: a deal, Come out, come out, come out. I was
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: Now my husband thinks I work at a law firm,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: And now he's starting to ask questions about my job
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: and wants to come pick me up for lunch one
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: day soon. Well, won't he be surprised? Yeah, when he
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: put up at this old man house. Yeah, and you
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: and it ain't exactly dressed like a lawyer, but years
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: going over his breefs. What should I do? Should I
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: come clean with my husband? Please help me, lady, come clean.
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 1: You won't have a marriage anymore. You got to do
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: what all men would do, all real men in this
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: situation becaus where ladies. I wrote the book, Act like
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: a lady, think like a man. Now is your opportunity
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: to do the one thing that all men would do.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: Lie just as you have lied before. See rule number
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: one to lie. Ride your lie all the way out.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 1: Don't shoot, Let no by d talk you off that lie.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: You work at a law firm and you are the
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: assistant to the head of the law firm. Hold it
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: and y'all working from the house that day, he want
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: to take you to lunch. M. That's it. Now, you
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: got to go out and get yourself some business cards
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: printed up. You gotta install a fake line at the
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: man's house. You need to read. Yes, you gotta get
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: some horn, real glasses with a chain on, and you
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: got to start playing the role. What you can't do
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: is tell this young boy that you've been in there
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: serving this etc. And this old man M. Because it
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: ain't gonna go good ladies and gentlemen. That is my
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 1: response to the letter. And the next time you write
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: me with the word etc. And this that you're gonna
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: gets it from now, just snipe, don't eat. You don't
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: want me to assume that you tricking spell it out?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: I actually won't some etc. Nothing you know, all right,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: Serena Williams. Uh, we talked about this earlier. I mean
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: we love her, don't mess with her. Okay, she can
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: beat you on the court. And now yeah, now she's
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 1: really upset. And remember Romania national coach Ellien Nastasi from
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 1: back in the day. Uh, he was a tennis grade
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: back in the seventies. He's been causing a ruckus recently
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 1: on the Federation Cup matches. He's going after umpires. He's
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: getting accuses of sexual harassment. But he's saved the words
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: for a comment about Serena's unborn child. She is pregnant, uh,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: saying let's see what color it has? Chocolate with milk? Oh?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: She replied on Instagram, Serena, did it disappoints me to
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: know that we live in a society where people like
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: Nastasi Elien Nastasi can can make such racist comments towards
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: myself and my unborn child and sexist comments against my peers.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Did he say afterwards? Though? Didn't. I was watching something
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: but I couldn't listen to it because he was over.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: He's made a comeback, coming, that's work. He made a comeback. Oh,
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to commack. I didn't see that. Yeah,
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 1: I was looking up on trelife, but I had to
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: cut it off. Robert Mead was saying the other guys,
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: Robert Mead was saying that his comeback made it even worse.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: He was trying to apologize and clean it up. Maybe, yeah,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: I don't know where he said, somebody trying to find that,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: saying she's really new five months. I think, like, yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: I hope, I hope she has a little girl. That
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: would be very not a boy. Well, you do not
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: want a little boy with a like mama. You just
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 1: don't want that. It's not that you're going with this
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: a little fettle, but on your boy, Tommy got one.
• 1:11:01
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• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey, uh yeah, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: we got a problem with the guys to Janitor that's
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  Speaker 1: here in the y'all here in the building. I got
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  Speaker 1: it the night janitor, Mr Mr Vivan you know what
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about? Dude to be who we get in? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that guy he complained about. I don't know what are
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  Speaker 1: he complaining, But hey, how y'all knowing I didn't don't
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  Speaker 1: have no complaints. And I know you're waking. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: want to take too much of your time, Miss che Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: Steve Junior, Color everybody. But at something they're going on, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: how you doing that? You had to get back I'm watching, Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm watching the floor in the hall, and I want
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  Speaker 1: to just runny things at your head, Yes, sir, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you just gonna be quick, Yeah, yeah, I understand. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to get this out of the way. The
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  Speaker 1: related first, Can I talk about the men's restroom. There's
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  Speaker 1: a lot I don't know, mittle hobby. I don't think
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  Speaker 1: there's even trying to hit the yanna at all. The
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  Speaker 1: yanna they're straight peeping on the floor. It's just nasty
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  Speaker 1: and sticky everywhere. That's that's just one of the problems
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  Speaker 1: in the men's restroom. That the men's red room now
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  Speaker 1: in the latest redroom, is a whole another problem. I
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  Speaker 1: don't like going in there. There's some things I've seen
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  Speaker 1: that I don't even know what. It just blened my
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  Speaker 1: eyes the things. I don't know where these things go.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how to use these things. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what they belonged to. Last week, let me here
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  Speaker 1: at last week, I was in there and there was
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  Speaker 1: something on the floor the size of a chapstick, right,
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  Speaker 1: but it was moving all around, it was jumping. It
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  Speaker 1: was just jumping everywhere, right, just jumping like that. It
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  Speaker 1: looked like the chapstick, but it was just jumping and
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. They had batteries into the something. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know what it was. And so I shot it
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  Speaker 1: because it's late. You never know who come up in here.
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  Speaker 1: Buffing equipment called a lot of money, and I've been down,
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  Speaker 1: somebody's gonna walk up on me, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Don't play that puffet equipment called a lot of money
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  Speaker 1: and all the wax and he's buffet. Buffet folk will
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  Speaker 1: see that stuff. But back to the chapstick. It was
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  Speaker 1: by the size of a chapstick, right, and I hoarded
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  Speaker 1: and it just knocking, knocking, knocking, damn. So I went
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  Speaker 1: in there and it was on the floor right, We're
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  Speaker 1: just jumping everywhere, and I said, I, lord, I hain't
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  Speaker 1: never seen that lay. I never seen a live chapstick
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  Speaker 1: like that. I'd never eat one like that. So I
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  Speaker 1: shot it. Yeah, I don't know who would belonged to.
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  Speaker 1: And the amounts of toilet people that they're using in there,
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  Speaker 1: it's not it's not wrong with it at all. It's
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  Speaker 1: just balled up like the size of basketballs. It's just huge, huge.
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  Speaker 1: Watch just throw it away and if you can, if
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  Speaker 1: you can speak to the mend to not your unned
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  Speaker 1: on the floe and the women not to bring live chapsick.
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  Speaker 1: So you're going back to the way. I got stuff
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  Speaker 1: to do and then can you tell whoever that? But
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  Speaker 1: it don't too I'm sorry. I shot the chaps puts
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  Speaker 1: you carry a gun though? Yeah? Uh? How often you
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  Speaker 1: playing on break? I mean he just stops in and
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  Speaker 1: let you know what's going on in the building, you know.
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  Speaker 1: So that's that's just giving us the four one one
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  Speaker 1: on what are you going through right now? But I
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  Speaker 1: really want to know who chapstick that is. Hey, don't
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  Speaker 1: look at me. I got out of there just to
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  Speaker 1: keep the ignance going, Okay. J Anthony Brown brought us
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  Speaker 1: up murdered hits cut today. That was truly more ignorant
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  Speaker 1: than I would normally lie on this shop. It is
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  Speaker 1: a new level of ignance. This is a remake, Oh
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  Speaker 1: Grandma's hands. J Anthony entitled this wasn't see those hands,
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  Speaker 1: damn my hands on them hands, then hands, see those hands,
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  Speaker 1: then the fingers shop and stuff it seelose hands, bloods
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  Speaker 1: his on shot his helm, see loose hand like his
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  Speaker 1: pot to run the sole rists, I say, who once
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  Speaker 1: up with their fingers broke you're looking like a toop cero.
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  Speaker 1: How old a microphone seals hands selose hands all his
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  Speaker 1: fingers share one nuggle seals hands. Make just watch the
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  Speaker 1: biggest helm. See loose hands make a six inch of
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  Speaker 1: look for long. I said, brother, I'm you're being fan
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  Speaker 1: if you want my favorite jam bill. A man just
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  Speaker 1: had to slam. See loose hands in the hands the
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  Speaker 1: hands seals hands shop the gloves and kids department. See
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  Speaker 1: loose hands help him count ten real fast. See loose
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  Speaker 1: hands make white castles look like big match. They say
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  Speaker 1: he got looper trades. It's about the size gradge read
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  Speaker 1: his palm and second strange him and John McCain played Pattycake.
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  Speaker 1: It might creeping me up, but I'm gonna shape. See
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  Speaker 1: loose hands him hands my hands read m or seconds.
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  Speaker 1: But what is it? Read his palm in seconds? The
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  Speaker 1: seconds man Johnny came Pattycake. I just said, we love
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  Speaker 1: seelow though we live very nicely. I'm gonna look at
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  Speaker 1: this and you know what happens when you meet him, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you do you start to looking at his hands. It
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  Speaker 1: happened now, yo, man, I'm not gonna have you come
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  Speaker 1: on this show that the second day, Jade, I was
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  Speaker 1: wonder how many days where I heard that you can
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  Speaker 1: stayed over there with Dad? You got the slowest ignors
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  Speaker 1: down next, Oh my god, more ignorance. For sure. We
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  Speaker 1: might take some phone calls. You never know what we're
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  Speaker 1: doing on this show. We got a lot of stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now,
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  Speaker 1: keep in mind and on my artists. And I'm sensitive
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  Speaker 1: about man, y'all get nice about all right? So just this,
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  Speaker 1: how y'all feel? Brother? All right? See how y'all group?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,
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  Speaker 1: we haven't talked to the people in a minute, so
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  Speaker 1: call us if you want to talk to Steve. Ja
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  Speaker 1: is on board. See if you you know, want to
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  Speaker 1: get refamiliarize yourself with a great Jay Anthony Brown eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven twenty nine, Steve eight seven seven twenty nine,
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  Speaker 1: Steve and j you're performing all over the world. To right,
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  Speaker 1: I can say what I'm gonna be yes with pfidence
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  Speaker 1: this time with confidence, Ja, let's hear it now. Friday,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in Leftward, Kansas, all right. Saturday night,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in South Alabama and sertain I'm would
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  Speaker 1: be I'm Alabama. Now let's go back and slow that down.
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  Speaker 1: But that's how I used to do it. Let's I'm
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  Speaker 1: suching that habit slow. I know I can see I'm slow.
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  Speaker 1: I will be in leavin with Kansas. I'm still on
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  Speaker 1: their Saturday, I'll be sell my Alabama. You don't cut
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  Speaker 1: me on Yeah, Sunday, I'll be in Montgomery, Alabama. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I know I'm off. You tune out of here with
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  Speaker 1: you don't never say where you at? Yeah, but it
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  Speaker 1: was like I'm being found in anything out That's how
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  Speaker 1: you had to say. You had to just throw it
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  Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, stay with confidence like you ain't cut
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  Speaker 1: me on right, just a trick, just a brank come
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  Speaker 1: on Friday, All right, Well Friday, I'm gonna be in
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  Speaker 1: eleven Worth, Kansas. Saturday, I'm gonna be in Selma, Alabama. Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: Shut me out and my gun Alabama got I'm so nervous.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe what I feel like he said where
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  Speaker 1: he gonna be. No, but they know these places, thin't
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  Speaker 1: that big Steve really trust me? And then when I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming there, it's easy to find because I ain't never
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  Speaker 1: heard nobody telling jokes and sell I ain't gonna lie
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  Speaker 1: in tool writing tour. You're going over that breathe at
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  Speaker 1: the museum. Do the show on the bridge on the
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  Speaker 1: bridge bridge, check out brig first, gonna start with the
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  Speaker 1: song which by jokes. So call us again if you
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to the incredible j Anthony Browns eight
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  Speaker 1: seven seven nine Steve Alright, Um, going on a first
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  Speaker 1: date can be really stressful, you know, but for a
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  Speaker 1: man and a woman in Missouri, things were especially stressful
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  Speaker 1: when the man was choking and the woman had to
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  Speaker 1: spring into action to save his life. Okay, behind behind
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  Speaker 1: the level, that's what do not what you said in
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  Speaker 1: the lobby, and I need that first, sir, take care
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  Speaker 1: business before we take him business. All right, this one.
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  Speaker 1: We're having a great time on this date with the
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  Speaker 1: man she she met on a dating site. They were
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  Speaker 1: enjoying a wonderful meal, great conversation, and then her dates
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  Speaker 1: started coughing. Things got so bad that her dates stood
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  Speaker 1: up and collapsed. Yeah, she happens to be a former
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  Speaker 1: respiratory therapist. She began CPR and got her date's heart
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  Speaker 1: pumping again. She followed paramedics to the hospital, left her
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  Speaker 1: card with the hospital staff so she could be updated
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  Speaker 1: by her dates family. Her date bounced back and asked
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  Speaker 1: her for a second date, that you were looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to getting together again and hopefully we'll be able to
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  Speaker 1: enjoy a calm evening doesn't involve She's not going you
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  Speaker 1: don't think, don't do no no, I like date nobody.
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  Speaker 1: Everyquir life saving, so you don't know how to swallow.
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  Speaker 1: So we ah, wow, Okay, they're not going back on
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  Speaker 1: another day. You're absolutely right. Ain't the way here with
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  Speaker 1: a woman and she fall out. I'm just looking at
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  Speaker 1: the lawsuit. Well, was he trying to get out of
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  Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, that's what I think. I think he's
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  Speaker 1: trying to get out. Think he was trying to get
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  Speaker 1: out of it. And but but in the am he
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  Speaker 1: went he went all the way with the bid. I've
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  Speaker 1: been with some women that you thought they were fine
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  Speaker 1: until they got undressed and then they're like a lot.
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  Speaker 1: I got to get out of here. Yeah, let me
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  Speaker 1: just faint. Funniest thing I've ever seen. Me and Boomerang
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  Speaker 1: was in Chicago and his girl was coming to the
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  Speaker 1: restaurant to meet him, and uh, everybody came by the window.
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  Speaker 1: Me and Boom was going, Okay, it ain't bad right there.
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  Speaker 1: We've never seen the girl. M hm. The girl came
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  Speaker 1: in and then she said what she'd have on when
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  Speaker 1: she came in the restaurant. She didn't come past the
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  Speaker 1: window when she came in the restaurants walking to the table.
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  Speaker 1: Me and boomerang was in that at that table, Holland
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  Speaker 1: laugh the bag. I don't know how she came through
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  Speaker 1: the front door, but she didn't go past the window.
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  Speaker 1: She walking towards the table. She looks so crazy. Me
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  Speaker 1: and Boom was at the table, just Holland laughing. We
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  Speaker 1: couldn't stop laughing. Hey, I'm Teresa, Goy'm Teresa Man Holland laughing.
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  Speaker 1: She didn't look nothing like she sounded or the picture nothing.
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  Speaker 1: What do you do at that point? How him? All right?
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  Speaker 1: We have some phone calls, guys. Let's go to the
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  Speaker 1: phones line six cat. Let's go to t J out
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  Speaker 1: of Tech since good morning, morning to Jake. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe that I got through. Good morning, Uncle Steve, Tommy Shirlett,
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  Speaker 1: Carla Jr. And welcome. The most ignorant is Jake. That's
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  Speaker 1: where we got I think the Steve Harvey Morning Show
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  Speaker 1: has gone to like the third Power on Ignorant. But
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  Speaker 1: if for a great way to wake up and drive
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  Speaker 1: to Berg and listen to you guys. Um it just
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  Speaker 1: helped start the day off with laughter. And I appreciate
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: what you bring to us on the funny side. I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate what you guys do, and Uncle Steve, I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: what you're doing inspiring people, telling people to jump, telling
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  Speaker 1: young people to reach for their dreams, and even making
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  Speaker 1: us laugh with kids on little big shots. You nobody like,
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  Speaker 1: what are you about to do to thank you? Dolly?
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show. All right, let's go back to
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  Speaker 1: the phones. If people want to talk, we want to
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  Speaker 1: hear from you. Two eight seven, seven, twenty nine, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Let's go to line at seven and talk
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  Speaker 1: to Tierra Tira out of North Carolina. Yes, sir, what's
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  Speaker 1: going on with you? What should comment? Dolly? I think
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  Speaker 1: you all dies are awesome, wonderful. I love you all,
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  Speaker 1: Steve to me, Shirley, do everybody, everybody? And I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: thank you, see because your your little moments when you
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  Speaker 1: first started at six o'clock, bright and early my mom's
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  Speaker 1: like you said to your show, and it wakes me up.
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  Speaker 1: So your inspirational words really inspired me, really inspired me
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  Speaker 1: and me with my condition, it gave me. It gives
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  Speaker 1: me faith and hope. What you what you can do? Shot?
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  Speaker 1: What's that? I have? Muss Ain't got nothing for that,
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  Speaker 1: do you now? Nope? Have prayer for that? Prayer for that? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And Mr Mr Jay, we're gonna do your praise dance
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  Speaker 1: to Worse. My daughter loves it. I'm hoping this. That's
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  Speaker 1: something for me. You gotta praise, you gotta pra what
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  Speaker 1: praise dan't you talking about? To your song? Anthony's song
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  Speaker 1: the Murder, the hits. Oh that'll be great. You don't
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  Speaker 1: come in your check for that, huh? Celo song, Celo song,
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  Speaker 1: Anthony Brown song Worse. Yeah? You know it is right
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  Speaker 1: because God saved me. He even having mass like I
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  Speaker 1: was in a car and they got shot up, but
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  Speaker 1: God saved me. I didn't somebody else got it? All right?
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  Speaker 1: MS is not gonna bring me down? Does he bring
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  Speaker 1: me through? Everything? That's right? Tierra, thank you so much.
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  Speaker 1: We appreciate your call. Let's go to line six and
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  Speaker 1: talk to read Out of Texas Hey, good morning, Good
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  Speaker 1: morning everyone, Good morning, Mr Harvey. They read hang on
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  Speaker 1: one second, hang on y'all to hey, j what we
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  Speaker 1: didn't do? What you know she was getting ready to do?
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  Speaker 1: We did. We didn't. After she's seen, Yes she was,
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 1: but we were. And now Tim, we got another reason
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  Speaker 1: to be ignorant. And it's the new dude because y'all
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: already got together and decided no, no, no no, because
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: y'all already got together and decided he can't fire both
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  Speaker 1: of us. So y'all just tagged yes. So I got
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  Speaker 1: I gotta watch him and keep him slow. It's read
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  Speaker 1: see the thread all day. You nailed it that with confidence.
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  Speaker 1: Though you can't expect us to be serious and silly.
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  Speaker 1: We got to just stay in silly, all right. Read.
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  Speaker 1: The bottom line is it's a blessing the Mr Anthony
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  Speaker 1: for you to come on the show with Mr Harvey,
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  Speaker 1: and it's a blessing to be here. Thank you so much. Man.
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  Speaker 1: I really I just want you to know I just
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  Speaker 1: graduated from the two piece in the biscuit to a
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  Speaker 1: three piece in the district. What that means, sir, That
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 1: just meanss Mo Meat, Mo, meet Mo Meat. On the
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  Speaker 1: stry show. All right, read thank you. Let's quickly go
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  Speaker 1: to line three and talk to Bodine out of Texas.
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  Speaker 1: I't water, Yeah, no, it ain't be one bodine in Texas,
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  Speaker 1: out of Dallas. Yeah, camp wisdom that what's up? Steve
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  Speaker 1: Vookoo ray Man, my man, they ever one bodine in
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  Speaker 1: the world that's black. What's your comment? Uh? Man, you
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  Speaker 1: guys are a great job. You know I love you.
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  Speaker 1: See I mean, man, you can't fix stupid. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: hold on, get you right after this song? Something. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's go back to line three and talk to
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  Speaker 1: a Boudine. We have bodine holding. Thank you for holding bodine,
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  Speaker 1: my man, out of doubt. What's up? Man? Man? You
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  Speaker 1: know I got nothing to do but play golf on
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  Speaker 1: my way to vote this morning for Mr Actors, and
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 1: I heard this CeeLo thing. Man, you can't fix stupid. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes we need to looking at that boy you have, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: that's why, that's why you innovate them. And this was
• 1:32:00
  Speaker 1: a great decision that living in with the family and
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 1: Dantony Brown. Just keep being ignorant, man, just and you
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  Speaker 1: can come to my eyes any time. Number two, the
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  Speaker 1: greatest show I think with being and I know you retired, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: You my boy, you jaw nephew told me and my
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: boy was talking good saying about the DC Care blow
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  Speaker 1: it off the boom, off the boom. Number three, this
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  Speaker 1: is about you, man. We know Keith, Steve, boy, you're
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 1: always talking. My god, you never forgot. I'm gonna function.
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: A month ago with Richard Royn Tree, Mr Chef. He said, bo,
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: you're always talking about Steve Man. You he running opens
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 1: or something. He said, You guys were in Jamaica, Man
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: and uh for a golf event and you went to
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 1: see these kids at this soccer place. They're looking with Steve,
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  Speaker 1: the kids and you come back with trick littles and
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 1: stuff for the kids. Many unbelievable for I am so
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  Speaker 1: proud of you, boy. I love you. And number three,
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting off the phone. Quart deal. I'm meeting with Toyo.
• 1:33:04
  Speaker 1: Have your people to call me, Steve. Toyota just moved
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  Speaker 1: the headquarters a plane in the mirror plane was a
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  Speaker 1: hey Joan, Well, good morning, Steve Harvey and the family.
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  Speaker 1: I should have to stay. Good morning, and I appreciate
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  Speaker 1: with this foolishness he does before we get out of him,
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  Speaker 1: why not come on, clamp him up a big hand Hey, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: before we get out of here, you made in an
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  Speaker 1: about the big signing and all of that, the new contract.
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  Speaker 1: I think you should go over that again. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: I bought j Anthony brown On to take my place.
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  Speaker 1: We bought Anthony brown On to make the show greater. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Jay and I have been friends since nineteen eighties six.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't even positive. Yeah, we toured together. We had
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  Speaker 1: it's boy. And so he was brought on the show.
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  Speaker 1: letting you know about it. Uh, it's five years and
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