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Re-Gifting, Ask The CLO, Junior's Raggedy-Ass Poem, Parasites, and more! - 12.11.24 · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 1: All after all.
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  Speaker 3: Given them back a million bus boozy.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, listening to.
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  Speaker 1: Show, I don't joy? Yeah, joy, you got to use that.
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  Speaker 5: Love turn. You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: I got to.
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  Speaker 1: Turn the mouth turn. Probably got to turn mouth.
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  Speaker 2: Turn the water of the money.
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  Speaker 6: Up, come.
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  Speaker 2: Come out, you think I sure will?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning everybody.
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  Speaker 4: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now.
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  Speaker 2: One and only.
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  Speaker 4: Steve Harvey got a radio show. Oh man, Steve Harvey
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  Speaker 4: got a radio show because God. Because God is simply amazing,
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  Speaker 4: because God is off the chain, because God is over
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  Speaker 4: the top, because God is all that in.
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  Speaker 2: A bag of chips. God is amazing. Man. God will
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  Speaker 2: take you places that you never ever thought you would go.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you know what.
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  Speaker 4: It's sometimes it amazes me when I'm watching people talk
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  Speaker 4: about themselves and their careers and where they're at in
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  Speaker 4: life and things, and they and I hear people say,
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  Speaker 4: you know, always dreamed of being here. You know, I
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  Speaker 4: can understand when a person says that I've always dreamed
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  Speaker 4: that of something like this would happen to me.
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  Speaker 2: But I want you to think about that for a second.
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  Speaker 2: Did you really see it just like that? Though? Did
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  Speaker 2: you really really see it just like that? Did you
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  Speaker 2: really know that God was gonna bring you through all
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  Speaker 2: he bought you through to get you to this place?
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  Speaker 4: Did you know that, in spite of the losses along
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  Speaker 4: the way that would crumbled the average person, that somehow
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  Speaker 4: He kept you through it all and that's how you
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  Speaker 4: got here?
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  Speaker 2: Did you think of you know? I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, since you're so busy talking about yourself now.
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  Speaker 4: Have you forgotten all the times He was bringing you
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  Speaker 4: through when you didn't see no way that you was
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  Speaker 4: gonna get through?
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 4: So when you sit there and you say, I dreamed
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  Speaker 4: of this, this is what I always saw happening, I
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  Speaker 4: don't really think. So, I don't really think. If you
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  Speaker 4: take inventory, or real close inventory of your life and
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  Speaker 4: you look back on it all, stop looking at at
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  Speaker 4: the moment right now, remember where you come from. See,
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  Speaker 4: that's what gets me emotional sometimes, that's what makes me
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  Speaker 4: tear up, because when something is happening to me in
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  Speaker 4: the moment, it ain't the moment for me.
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  Speaker 2: It's the memory of how I got there.
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  Speaker 4: It's the recollection of all the things, all the nights,
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  Speaker 4: all the days in that car, all the times by
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  Speaker 4: myself when I felt like I wasn't gonna make it.
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  Speaker 4: But somehow I'm standing somewhere and somebody passing out on
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  Speaker 4: the ward to me or somebody calling my name, that's that.
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  Speaker 2: Did you really think you was gonna make it? Then?
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  Speaker 2: So so so, since you're talking about this is what
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  Speaker 2: I always dreamed?
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  Speaker 4: Did you really think in those moments right there that
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  Speaker 4: you would even be standing here today? That's why I
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  Speaker 4: try to I try to get people to understand, you know,
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  Speaker 4: and and and and this is kind of for young
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  Speaker 4: people today what I'm about to say. But then guess
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  Speaker 4: what I sometimes I had to remind myself of it,
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  Speaker 4: So I guess it's still kind of for everybody, you know,
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  Speaker 4: because I work with a lot of young people, and
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  Speaker 4: so many times, man, young people just don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: What all it takes.
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  Speaker 4: And I know, and if you're a full grown adult,
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  Speaker 4: if you're forty, you really understanding where I'm coming from,
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  Speaker 4: because you know it's listen to me, young people or
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  Speaker 4: anybody that don't understand this, that you got to do
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  Speaker 4: some things that you don't want to do in order
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  Speaker 4: to do what you want to do. You have to
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  Speaker 4: understand this principle of success or else you are not
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  Speaker 4: going to become successful. I got what you want to do.
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  Speaker 4: I got your ultimate goal, is this, that, and the other?
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  Speaker 2: I got all of that.
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  Speaker 4: But in the meantime, though, there are some necessary steps
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  Speaker 4: that you have to take in order to become successful.
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  Speaker 4: And you cannot skip these steps. You can't jump over
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  Speaker 4: these steps just because you want to be rich, Friday,
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  Speaker 4: I got that.
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  Speaker 2: I got that. Everybody got that.
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  Speaker 4: But if you want this, whatever you're talking about, whether
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  Speaker 4: it's money or success or fame or climbing the corporate
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  Speaker 4: letter or this is the position or you all, that's
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  Speaker 4: fine and Dan please hold on to your dreams. Dreams
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  Speaker 4: come true. But in the meantime, let me remind you
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  Speaker 4: of something that you gotta do some things you don't
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  Speaker 4: want to do in order to do what you want
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  Speaker 4: to do. Let's say you want to be rich and famous.
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  Speaker 4: Let's just say that's it for you. Now, it's a
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  Speaker 4: lot of other ways of being successful. Please don't think
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  Speaker 4: that's the only one. But I'm just saying, let's just
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  Speaker 4: say yos is rich and famous. And let's say some
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  Speaker 4: miraculous way God made you rich and famous. Next Friday,
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  Speaker 4: Ta dad d y'all you rich and you famous? Next Friday?
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  Speaker 4: Can I share something with you? This is not going
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  Speaker 4: to last for you. You know why because you have
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  Speaker 4: not done the things necessary. You have not done the
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  Speaker 4: things that you have to do in order to do
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  Speaker 4: the things you want. So now you're rich and famous.
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  Speaker 4: How you gonna know how to budget money? How you
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  Speaker 4: gonna know how to get up and keep clawing towards
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  Speaker 4: the top when you fall off your pedestal.
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  Speaker 2: See, it's so many things.
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  Speaker 4: You got to know about something, and you think because
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  Speaker 4: it's what you want right now, it's supposed to happen
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  Speaker 4: just now. It's a process. When you ask God for something.
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  Speaker 4: Please know God know the process. He know the necessary
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  Speaker 4: steps to take you through. Don't lose your patience with
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  Speaker 4: God because your dreams ain't coming true right now?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 4: You know, I think the best way y'all is for me.
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  Speaker 4: I just use myself as an example. I really do
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  Speaker 4: understand why God has given me the life he's given
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  Speaker 4: me so far. I understand to being homeless. Part now,
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  Speaker 4: I get to not being successful when I want it to.
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  Speaker 4: Part Now I get it. I got the delayed entry
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  Speaker 4: into the field of choice for myself.
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  Speaker 2: I got it now.
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  Speaker 4: I've been wanting to be on TV and a little
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  Speaker 4: comedian since I was nine years old. But guess what,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't get there until I was twenty eight. But see,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't get it. Then I was mad at God.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I want, and I'm sent up here here.
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  Speaker 4: I got exactly what you want, But I got this process.
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  Speaker 4: I want you to go through to get here too,
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  Speaker 4: because see, I'm finna take you somewhere. You don't know nothing,
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  Speaker 4: but one day you're gonna have a radio show with
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  Speaker 4: you a little stupid behind. You don't know this shit.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna bless you with a radio show. You don't
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  Speaker 4: even know it. That's why I say every morning, Steve
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  Speaker 4: Harvey got a radio show. Because see, I didn't see
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  Speaker 4: this one coming. But see God had planned for me.
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  Speaker 4: It was in the blueprint of my life. So God said,
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  Speaker 4: what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make your life
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  Speaker 4: a little rough for you. I'm gonna toss you up
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  Speaker 4: a little bit. I'm gonna let you make some of
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  Speaker 4: these stupid decisions you wanna make, and I'm gonna make
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  Speaker 4: you learn from them. I'm gonna let you be homeless
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  Speaker 4: for a little while. I'm gonna let you not get
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  Speaker 4: into your field of choice until your twenty eight. I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna have people talking about if we had only seen
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  Speaker 4: him when he was younger. I ain't gonna let you
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  Speaker 4: get your first con your name to your thirty eight.
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  Speaker 4: I'm gonna make you go through some things because one
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  Speaker 4: day I'm gonna put a microphone in front of your mouth,
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  Speaker 4: and I want you to honor me.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to talk about me. I want you
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  Speaker 2: to tell people what I bought you through.
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  Speaker 4: I want you to give people inspirational moments where they
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  Speaker 4: can see that your life was jacked up for a
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  Speaker 4: minute and I turned your life around for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's God dealing with me. See.
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  Speaker 4: So now I finally understand why I went through the
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  Speaker 4: life I went through, so I can have something to say. See,
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  Speaker 4: I ain't over here telling you about what I think
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  Speaker 4: will happen. I'm telling you what I know can happen.
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  Speaker 4: That God does make dreams come true, but sometime it
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  Speaker 4: take a minute. Sometimes you're gonna have to do some
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  Speaker 4: things you don't want to do in order to do.
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  Speaker 2: What you wanna do. All right, all let you I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be tripping.
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  Speaker 1: The day you're listening to the Steve Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, let me introduce you
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  Speaker 4: to another day. Let me introduce you to an opportunity
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  Speaker 4: a very present gift that we all are experiencing right
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  Speaker 4: now at the same time. It's called a new day.
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  Speaker 4: And Kate, nobody do that but God, Almighty man. I
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  Speaker 4: give thanks, honor and praise to Him, because without him
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  Speaker 4: I would be nothing, absolutely nothing. And I know that
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  Speaker 4: I've looked at my life, man, and looked at the
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  Speaker 4: whole journey. And as I look back on it, you
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  Speaker 4: know how old people used to sing in church, My
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  Speaker 4: soul looks back and wonder how I got over.
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  Speaker 2: I'm clueless. I am clueless.
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  Speaker 4: Because I was thinking of some of the dark moments
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  Speaker 4: I've had where I didn't see no light. Wasn't no
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  Speaker 4: light at the end of the tunnel. Matter of fact,
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't a tunnel. I was in a well.
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  Speaker 2: And here I am today. Boy, look at God.
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  Speaker 4: would go another day?
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  Speaker 2: What in there and the breaks? Boy? Well you got
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  Speaker 2: better yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Don't I sound like I'm excited to be here? Because
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  Speaker 3: I said I wasn't excited excited?
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  Speaker 4: Now you didn't. Yeah, you do a little bit too
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  Speaker 4: much like dive back just a little bit. But color right,
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  Speaker 4: Noyes's it's in and into the ram.
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  Speaker 2: Of you know, like.
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  Speaker 3: All your hand moovers, all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: See, let me just be me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm excited to be here with you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, listen to him. Let me teach you something.
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  Speaker 4: Hand movements on the radio help you become more excited
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  Speaker 4: because radio is theater of the mind and people. People
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  Speaker 4: can hear if you smiling and talking, they can hear it.
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  Speaker 4: That's just a suggestion.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, you sound like you're balling your head up in
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  Speaker 7: your hand while you're talking.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I don't sound like that time.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'm excited to be here now a little bit
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  Speaker 2: like a looney tune.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you're making fun of me. Now now you're
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  Speaker 3: making fun of me?
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  Speaker 2: Now, no making fun now?
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  Speaker 5: Now?
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  Speaker 4: They it just started today. No, this has been ongoing. Dog,
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  Speaker 4: I ain't changed, But congratulate anything on your mind this morning.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah you know what you said someone that I've really
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  Speaker 8: been thinking about. They jealous of your success, but not
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  Speaker 8: your journey. I ain't forgot that yet. Yeah, that's the truth.
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  Speaker 4: People are jealous of your success, but they know about
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  Speaker 4: the jealous of your journey.
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  Speaker 1: The journey. They don't know what it took to get there.
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  Speaker 1: So no clueless, Yeah no, And if.
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  Speaker 4: They knew, the jealousy would be over then, Zell said
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  Speaker 4: one online the.
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  Speaker 2: Other day, and I took it. I loved it.
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  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
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  Speaker 4: You're talking about people that talk about people all the time,
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  Speaker 4: he said, those who can do do, those who can't
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  Speaker 4: talk about.
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  Speaker 2: Those who can. Hum side like you notice that to
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  Speaker 2: be a factor.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, I have.
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  Speaker 1: You tell them bleak.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, man, we're gonna run that prank back with Nephew.
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  Speaker 3: Tell me coming up next.
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  Speaker 8: All right, if you tell me, come on, man, we're
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  Speaker 8: gonna run that prank back. What you got for us today, Man,
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  Speaker 8: let's run it back, Junior boy, this right here is
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  Speaker 8: no havel weaves.
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  Speaker 2: No have weaves? All right, if you have a half we've.
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  Speaker 4: We are making it a rule here at the job
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  Speaker 4: that you cannot show up with all that on your head.
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  Speaker 2: We don't have weaves.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Hey, I guess I ain't coming to work.
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  Speaker 2: Do you watch your job?
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  Speaker 6: But not?
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  Speaker 7: Times are hard right now, take that hal off and
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  Speaker 7: get on in here. No, hell, we let's go catch doc.
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  Speaker 1: Hello.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, I'm trying to reach Resa. Please research y. So
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  Speaker 6: my name is Byron, Byron from the job. How are you?
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  Speaker 10: I'm okay?
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  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 6: I'm good? Listen. I hate to call you after hours
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  Speaker 6: at your home, but there has been some new issues
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  Speaker 6: that will be going into effect. That was just tomorrow morning,
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  Speaker 6: and we're calling everyone letting them know the new changes
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  Speaker 6: that have been issued that will take effect first thing
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  Speaker 6: tomorrow morning. So we're giving everyone a call, So don't
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  Speaker 6: be alarmed. It's just give me a call letting you
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  Speaker 6: know what the what the higher ups have changed.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, there's no problem to listen.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 6: As of tomorrow, what's gonna happen is when you guys
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  Speaker 6: come in, you'll be issued a new key card, and
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  Speaker 6: that particular card will actually register when you come in
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  Speaker 6: and go out.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all right.
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  Speaker 6: Second one is there will no longer be any personal
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  Speaker 6: Internet at the job any longer. You won't be able
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  Speaker 6: They're actually putting a block on all computers. All the
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  Speaker 6: computers will no longer be able to go to a
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  Speaker 6: lot of these sites that you guys go to that
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  Speaker 6: you've been that's been available here in the past. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 6: all right. The last one is reesa do you do
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  Speaker 6: you wear a hair weave? What do you wear a
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  Speaker 6: hair weave or a wig?
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  Speaker 5: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, Well here's one thing and hopefully you can get
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  Speaker 6: this change about tomorrow. There's no weaves or hair are
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  Speaker 6: wigs going to be allowed at the job site from
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  Speaker 6: this point on. So as of tomorrow morning, everyone must
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  Speaker 6: be wearing their natural hair. Uh No, these are the
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  Speaker 6: issues that are going to be that are instated, and
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  Speaker 6: these are going to take effect as of tomorrow morning
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  Speaker 6: seven o'clock.
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  Speaker 10: What does hairwives chance to do with any of these changes?
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  Speaker 10: The first two I can understand punching in and being
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  Speaker 10: on the internet. Yes, that's something that that corporate. But
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  Speaker 10: hair weave and wigs.
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  Speaker 6: Are they're looking down upon it. Wigs and hair weaves
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  Speaker 6: they have to go. So I'm assuming that if you,
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  Speaker 6: like you said, you do have one, I suggest it
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  Speaker 6: doesn't come out there. You start taking it down now
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  Speaker 6: and prepare your hair to be natural as you come
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  Speaker 6: in to work tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not taking my hair down.
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  Speaker 10: I've been here seven years and I've dealt with all
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  Speaker 10: the changes that y'all have made. But there's no way
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  Speaker 10: that I'm taking my hair weave down. I'm sorry. What's
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  Speaker 10: your name, Byron?
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  Speaker 6: Yes, my name is Byron, and.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 6: Let's get back to your weave. This you're going to
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  Speaker 6: have to do something. Is there someone that you can
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  Speaker 6: call tonight to help you get your hair down? And
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  Speaker 6: so you can look presentable with your natural hair tomorrow.
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  Speaker 10: No, my weave costs over two three hundred dollars and
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  Speaker 10: I'm not about to.
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  Speaker 5: Take that down.
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  Speaker 10: I mean, it takes a long time to take that down.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I mean, is this something Maybe you can take
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  Speaker 6: it down and just wear it on the weekends because
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  Speaker 6: as of now, you're not going to be allowed to
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  Speaker 6: actually wear it on the property.
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  Speaker 10: And how will you know if someone has weave or not?
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  Speaker 10: Are you going to do haird checks or something?
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  Speaker 6: Okay, ma'am, I'm not quite sure what they're going to
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  Speaker 6: do to check it. But by you telling me that
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  Speaker 6: you have a weave, then I have to write it
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  Speaker 6: down that you have confirmed that you do, and we
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  Speaker 6: got to make sure that tomorrow morning you're not wearing one.
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  Speaker 10: But you don't know what my natural hair looks like
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  Speaker 10: from my weave. You heard how much I pay for it.
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  Speaker 6: So it's a good weave, ma'am. It's not about how
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  Speaker 6: good you know, with the quality of your weave or anything.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: They don't want it. They want natural hair. I don't
• 18:23
  Speaker 6: know what that means. But they're going natural, they're going green,
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: They're going natural. I don't know what it is they're
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: going natural, and so will you. Tomorrow morning. You need
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: to come in with your hair completely down. Okay, I
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: won't do it.
• 18:36
  Speaker 10: I'm not taking my weave now.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Okay, then what is that y'all gonna write.
• 18:39
  Speaker 10: Me up or something?
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: Okay, ma'am. Do you not want your job? Yeah?
• 18:42
  Speaker 10: I want my job, but this don't make no sense.
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: You're talking about personal appearance. I can understand y'all have
• 18:48
  Speaker 10: a dress coach and enforcing a dress code, that's one thing.
• 18:52
  Speaker 10: But telling somebody to change a you lost your mind.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: Man, You're crazy, ma'am.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: I'm not gonna I have other people that I have
• 18:59
  Speaker 6: to call. The bottom line is, get your hat out
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: and get your butt into work tomorrow, and let's not
• 19:04
  Speaker 6: go back and forth anymore.
• 19:06
  Speaker 10: Okay, Well, listen, by rand you're a lost mine. If
• 19:09
  Speaker 10: you thinking I'm taking my weave out, I'm not taking
• 19:13
  Speaker 10: out at all. Resa is coming up in there with
• 19:16
  Speaker 10: her hair and I'm gonna sit down at my desk.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: And do my jobs.
• 19:19
  Speaker 10: Y'all gonna have to drag me out that some weed.
• 19:23
  Speaker 10: You lost your mind. You and your powers that be,
• 19:25
  Speaker 10: or whoever they may be, You tell them that I
• 19:28
  Speaker 10: said that.
• 19:29
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, listen. Are you telling
• 19:31
  Speaker 6: me that you're coming in regardless with your hair on you?
• 19:35
  Speaker 10: That's what I just said.
• 19:36
  Speaker 6: Okay, are you then then we need to Why don't
• 19:40
  Speaker 6: you go ahead and bring some boxes in because you
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: I'm not you bring this man, I don't want to
• 19:47
  Speaker 6: have to pack. You get your stuff and box it up,
• 19:49
  Speaker 6: and you're losing your job because you can't take it.
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: You know what?
• 19:52
  Speaker 10: You can do that because I'm gonna call the news
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: station and tell them you're dragging me out of behind
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: some wives who're wrong, you wrong, you, you stupid behind weed?
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Are you gonna you need to watch your language, young lady?
• 20:05
  Speaker 10: Why I need to watch my language?
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: I'm at home.
• 20:06
  Speaker 5: You call me on my own home phone on my time.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: I'm at my house.
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: I'm not on your block. I say what I want
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: to say on my phone.
• 20:14
  Speaker 6: Okay? Can I say what I want on my phone?
• 20:16
  Speaker 6: And then I'll let you go and you can come
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: into the work anywhere you want to tomorrow. What is it, Biba?
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: What else you got to say?
• 20:22
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• 20:25
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  Speaker 6: More than your Jennifer, your coworker got me the prank
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• 20:49
  Speaker 10: You got my blood pressure up. I'm gonna kill that
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: tomorrow and I'm gonna pull Homewie out. You want to
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: come down there and watch me? Dragons keep over this? Ohigh,
• 21:00
  Speaker 10: blood pressure. You can't be doing that to me behind
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: my weave. I pay too much money.
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: I just spent on my kids.
• 21:06
  Speaker 6: Oh I ain't nothing like a black woman at her half.
• 21:12
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• 21:15
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  Speaker 11: At the top of the our Entertainment news, Chris Rock
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: did y'all see this? Reportedly walk off stage because someone
• 22:05
  Speaker 11: was recording him. Jamie Fox revealed that he had a
• 22:09
  Speaker 11: stroke and a brain bleed last year, and Snoop Dogg
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  Speaker 1: In the One and Only, Laurie Harvey s my girl
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  Speaker 1: of the hour. You know her, Steve Lori Harvey, You
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  Speaker 1: know Harvey? Yeah, yeah, it sounds familiar.
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  Speaker 11: All right, it's time to ask the seel Oh see
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  Speaker 11: if you yes see?
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: If you know her? Y'all got the same last name
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: and everything? All right?
• 22:42
  Speaker 11: Sasha and Charleston says, my forty eight year old boyfriend
• 22:45
  Speaker 11: is upset.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to his son's Christmas play.
• 22:50
  Speaker 11: I'm sick of those parents asking me when or we're
• 22:54
  Speaker 11: getting married. I am forty six. I have been the
• 22:58
  Speaker 11: girlfriend of five years for five years.
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: I want more. Can I give him an ultimatum?
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: You do right here, and congratulations as you should. Listen, ladies,
• 23:12
  Speaker 4: he can't keep getting everything he want and you don't. Hello,
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: I don't understand how you do that. You want me
• 23:21
  Speaker 4: to play wifey, but you don't want me to be wifey.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Then while we start playing wife I see. It's a
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: simple you do what everything else a wife do. You're
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: helping support him, you're taking care of the kids, you're
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: sharing bills, you're sleeping with him, you're cooking, you're doing
• 23:38
  Speaker 4: all that.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Well, you know, all right, he tired of them plays too,
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Oh she tired of him. Yeah.
• 23:44
  Speaker 4: It's hard and especially hard to go down there to
• 23:46
  Speaker 4: a place somebody can't act.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: It's hard. Had a piano recital one time. They was
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: down there at the piano recite.
• 24:00
  Speaker 4: Don't then, I just trying to act like I wouldn't
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: they daddy, But they were the only black kids up there,
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: so a day everybody knew there was n you know
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: what that?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was trying to like too black kids. Yeah,
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: but I was.
• 24:16
  Speaker 4: Cam get out of piano, y'all don't have no well,
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: I want to put the children in everything so can
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: be expokere.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: They need to get out of.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Piano, especially when they're young, so they can explore it.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: Damn, you ought to know early, Like I got two
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: grandsons that I already know is not college materials. So
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: ain't don't need to me putting a college all together
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: for the he be on Legos, he go, he gonna
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: be a wall On Mason or something like.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: That, an engineer.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: He might be, but it won't be with my college money,
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: because right now I just see legos.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Hey don't do like I did. I bought the piano.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I ain't playing.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: I ain't seen my daughter play it, but twice I
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: bought them. All right, my house full of my house
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: full of empty dreams of what I thought they were
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: worrying chops fach if you played chop Stick one more time?
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Tell my daddy listen to this. You get your ass
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: in there and do something.
• 25:15
  Speaker 11: Now they talking to you in debt. All right, let's
• 25:19
  Speaker 11: move on India and East Orange.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: She said.
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: I was checking out at Target and I buttoned out
• 25:25
  Speaker 11: my husband. I was totally flirting with the young cashiers.
• 25:30
  Speaker 11: He had a big smile and big curls to match.
• 25:34
  Speaker 11: The boy had to be like twenty one years old.
• 25:36
  Speaker 11: And it was harmless. Why is my husband so upset
• 25:40
  Speaker 11: about this?
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: Girl?
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Girls stopped?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Why is your husband so upset about this because you
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: you just said you was flirting with another man. Now
• 25:53
  Speaker 4: your husband don't know he twenty one? He was here
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: you talking to another man.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: Huh, what if she talked the boy? He's young. I
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: was just being nice.
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: That until he bought it up.
• 26:07
  Speaker 4: I bet I bet she wasn't gonna go in the
• 26:09
  Speaker 4: house and tell him that if he hadn't heard the
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: butt die hum.
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that. When you say, don't confess,
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: that's out of your playbook. Don't confess he heard.
• 26:19
  Speaker 4: It, I understand that. But she she got a problem
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: because he heard it. Yeah, and then she didn't have
• 26:26
  Speaker 4: the carriage to lie and say that wasn't her, because
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: that's sure would out lie and say it wasn't her.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: You don't know who you heard, but that wasn't me.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: But but and if you got a big old bud,
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: quit putting your phone.
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: In your back pocket. You are that that don't work.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: You know your asses mashing all them button.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Every time?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 26:48
  Speaker 11: Moving on Remy in Birmingham last night, I finally got
• 26:53
  Speaker 11: my crush to spend the night with me. As I
• 26:57
  Speaker 11: took her clothes off slowly, I saw all of her tattoos.
• 27:02
  Speaker 11: Her ex's name is tatting on her lower back. She
• 27:06
  Speaker 11: said she's never considered getting it removed.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: Is that a deal breaker? Is this a deal breaker
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: or not?
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah? For me, it is. Yeah.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: You can't get past seeing her ex be back.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Then I'm not gonna be back there looking at Harold
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: the whole time. I'm not gonna be back there looking
• 27:28
  Speaker 4: at Harold the whole time.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: I'm just not gonna be Harry. I ain't gonna be
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: I ain't gonna be able to keep it up. I'm
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: gonna just let you know right now.
• 27:38
  Speaker 4: That's a buzz kill, right there, Harold, cross your back,
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: lower back, all right, when the lower back is important.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: That's just yes, right there, that's what's called the tramp stamp.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: That's what they call back tattoo.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, tramp stamp. I don't know why they call all
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: that that, but that is what they call it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I heard that, Yeah, right, yeah, yeah, I've heard that.
• 28:08
  Speaker 11: So you're saying this is a deal breaker for you
• 28:13
  Speaker 11: name you know, tattoos on the lower back.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: You can turn all on the front end. You know what, Well,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: you don't know that. She said all of her tattoos,
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 28:26
  Speaker 11: But the ex's name is the one that's bothering him.
• 28:29
  Speaker 11: That's the issue. Well, he wouldn't bother It's something like
• 28:34
  Speaker 11: but no, the great name name, yeah, quick, the conqueror description,
• 28:53
  Speaker 11: that type of that type of name, like what he
• 28:56
  Speaker 11: called man Henry the hammer. You know, I ain't gonna
• 29:05
  Speaker 11: be able to look at that.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get past that. I got you, I
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: got you, all right.
• 29:09
  Speaker 11: Here we go, last one, Spice and Hartford, my man
• 29:13
  Speaker 11: focuses more on what he's doing right before we're intimate
• 29:17
  Speaker 11: than the intimacy itself. He finishes before me every time,
• 29:21
  Speaker 11: and he tells me it's my fault that I don't finish.
• 29:25
  Speaker 11: Isn't it the man's responsibility to make sure the woman
• 29:28
  Speaker 11: is straight?
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: Well, see, now you're getting into some individuality. Him sequences, Yeah,
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: it is my thought that my brothers taught to me. Yeah,
• 29:44
  Speaker 4: that the more you give, the more you can expect
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: to receive. So my brother's philosophy was give, give, give,
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: gil then receive, receive, receive received. That was my brother's
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: whole philosophy. So I think it's imparted. If you want
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: to go back again and again again that your partner
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: getting something out of it, this ain't gonna work too long, calling.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: Him at the top of the hour Entertainment News.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 30:25
  Speaker 11: Chris Rock reportedly left partygoers upset after he stopped his
• 30:29
  Speaker 11: performance at a holiday party that was hosted by billionaire
• 30:32
  Speaker 11: Anthony Pratt last weekend. Newsweek reported that Chris Rock noticed
• 30:37
  Speaker 11: something in an audience that upset him, and he began
• 30:40
  Speaker 11: to rant about his jokes being recorded as he abruptly
• 30:45
  Speaker 11: ended his set. Chris Rock has yet to publicly address
• 30:49
  Speaker 11: the incident despite the backlash from the high profile guests,
• 30:53
  Speaker 11: but Chris's brother Tony Rock came to his defense and
• 30:57
  Speaker 11: told TMZ they probably thought that because my brother or
• 31:00
  Speaker 11: was performing at a shindig, they were entitled to take
• 31:04
  Speaker 11: the set. We're working on material all the time, so
• 31:07
  Speaker 11: if you record it and put it up before the
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: joke is perfected, it's like a chef giving you a
• 31:13
  Speaker 11: play of food before it's finished. You should wait for
• 31:17
  Speaker 11: the finished product. So you guys are all comedians, weigh
• 31:23
  Speaker 11: in on this.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: How do you feel I.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Get it?
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: I get it. I don't like being filmed, don't I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: I didn't care for the analogy, but I understand what
• 31:34
  Speaker 4: he was saying, you know, his at Tony Rock's.
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Analogy about the chef and cooking.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: I understand what he said, but it's just real simple
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: to put it in layman terms. So you understand.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: If Chris is working on a set, you pay him
• 31:49
  Speaker 4: to do a private gig some high profile people. That
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: does not entirele you to record his set, because guess
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: what people do they recording it to post it.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I was here, I saw this.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Now this man is working on a set that he
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: gonna go out and make real money with. And now
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: the joke is out there already. We are not singers.
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: You can't tell the same joke over and over and
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: expect people to laugh at it. You can sing the
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: same hit over and over and get people same there
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: Like you know, when I hear that's the way in
• 32:21
  Speaker 4: the world, I feel like when I hear houses not
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: a home, I feel the same way every time I
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: hear it. That man memory, You do not do that
• 32:32
  Speaker 4: with jokes, you know. So he's absolutely correct in walking
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: off and for people see people an say, he gets
• 32:39
  Speaker 4: gonna walk off and leave people hanging.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: You can't record this man's material.
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: This is what's called an IP intellectual property, and it
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: belongs to him.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Un let's use your permission to release it.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: It takes a long time to perfect it the way
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: you trying to get it. But we don't know where
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: Rock is with the what he was doing that particular night.
• 33:02
  Speaker 7: He might that might have been the third time he
• 33:03
  Speaker 7: tried it. He might have got to six more time
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: before you get it right. And in that his brother
• 33:08
  Speaker 7: is correct. It's like yeah, making a meal and serving
• 33:12
  Speaker 7: it before it's ready. He is right in that right.
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, Junior.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: It could be the third time and we ain't got
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: it together yet.
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: It takes time, it does. I've never written a joke
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: and did it the first time and it stayed just
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: like that. No, that thing ain't gonna take so many shapes.
• 33:33
  Speaker 4: I've had a joke for a year until it got
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: really right.
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: Who was this billionaire? Prep who had that?
• 33:41
  Speaker 4: Whoever he is, he ain't that important. You can't take
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: this man in electual property. We might give a damn
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: it pre it was somebody else.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: What was the event that he hosted Holliday, The damn oscars.
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: Don't bring that up. You can't, bruh. That's the rules
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: with comedians, man, And people don't understand that. And you
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: got laming people that don't understand passing judgment and in
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: their comments talking about stuff.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: It's like, I'm gonna give you a prime example.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: You can take advantage of common people who don't really
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: know the business and you can actually tell them falsehoods
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: about the business, and.
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: Because they not on the inside, it sounds like it's truth.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: And that's that's I hate when people do that who
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: are in the business, who know they line about the
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: business and tell it anyway.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: M hm.
• 34:37
  Speaker 11: Okay, if you haven't seen Jamie Fox's Netflix special, what
• 34:42
  Speaker 11: had Happened was?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: That's the title of it, You've got to see it.
• 34:45
  Speaker 11: Jamie revealed he had a stroke that led to a
• 34:49
  Speaker 11: brain bleed and he's blessed to be alive and credits
• 34:53
  Speaker 11: his medical team for his recovery. He also addressed all
• 34:57
  Speaker 11: the rumors online about what happened to him. Fox told
• 35:00
  Speaker 11: the audience the internet was trying to kill me. Though
• 35:03
  Speaker 11: the internet said Puffy tried to kill me, and I
• 35:06
  Speaker 11: know what you're thinking Diddy. Hell no, I left those
• 35:09
  Speaker 11: parties early. I was out by nine something. Don't look right.
• 35:14
  Speaker 11: It's slippery in here.
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: So Jamie finally put the Diddy rumors. It's slipped to rest. Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: so now we know.
• 35:24
  Speaker 11: You know, people wanted to know what happened to him,
• 35:27
  Speaker 11: what caused them to get in the hospital, Why was
• 35:30
  Speaker 11: he sick?
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: So there you go. I gotta watch it.
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I only.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: Saw a clip. Up. I saw a good clip. That's
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: all I saw. Boys talented man, Jamie Fox fan man. Yeah,
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: we love Jamie Jamie. Yeah, dude, man, it's just really
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: just cool people. Man. He ain't out hurt no damn body.
• 35:52
  Speaker 6: You know what.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: That's another thing.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: Man, If you see somebody ain't out to hurt nobody,
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: they're usually cool people. You have to be aware, to
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: be very very aware, beware of people who make comments
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: to hurt other people. Okay, put that.
• 36:11
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  Speaker 11: Dre Snoop Dogg collaborated on a new gin called Steel
• 36:18
  Speaker 11: Gin and release an innovative ninety second commercial with AI
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: images of music icons Sammy Davis Junior and Frank Sinatra.
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: The commercial also features the lovely, the baddest girl. This
• 36:32
  Speaker 11: girl here is doing it, Laurie Harvey, she is a bartender.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Have you seen the commercial, Steve? I know you are
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: so proud of your daughter.
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: I saw it.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: That's a bad girl. Go Laurie.
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: Let me think. Yes, Yes, it's cute. Yeah, I'm proud
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: of her. She's working.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: She's working, Thank you daddy.
• 36:55
  Speaker 8: All right, junior, Yeah, come ahead after the hour back
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: by popular man is me.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: I got a poem for y'all.
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I got one.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: Hey, you're listening, Steve Hardy Morning show.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal
• 37:15
  Speaker 7: safety is a year round priority.
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: It's mine and why I have the Burner Launcher.
• 37:19
  Speaker 7: Equipped with powerful non lethal deterrence including tear gas and
• 37:23
  Speaker 7: kinetic rounds with a.
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: Sixty foot range.
• 37:26
  Speaker 7: Now it's legal in all fifty six requires no background
• 37:29
  Speaker 7: checks or permits.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: Ship directly to your door.
• 37:32
  Speaker 7: Visit Burner dot com slash Tommy for an exclusive ten
• 37:35
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• 37:39
  Speaker 2: That's by r NA dot com.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, Steve, you're gonna introduce your boy.
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen juniors here with a poem. The poem
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: is and the reason I don't have much enthusiasm in
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: my voice, I expect to be let down as I
• 37:55
  Speaker 4: have with all.
• 37:57
  Speaker 2: His name is j Rap. Jrap is in our communey
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: j R. A p Juniors, raggedy.
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: Ass appreciate you. You know what this poem I wrote
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: for the holidays is really for you? And Tommy?
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Oh nice.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: Poem, man.
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: I did it a poem, yeah, because you know y'all.
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: You know I ain't never here around too rich people
• 38:25
  Speaker 8: the whole time, like y'all be rich, y'all really rich.
• 38:28
  Speaker 8: So the title of the poem today is this for
• 38:31
  Speaker 8: the holidays. It's called help me out, all right, help
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: me out?
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: Here we go.
• 38:38
  Speaker 8: Christmas time is here without a doubt, So I'm asking
• 38:42
  Speaker 8: Uncle Stephen Tommy to help me out. Let's talk about
• 38:46
  Speaker 8: the obvious, because it don't make no sense how y'all climb.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Here every day because I ain't got a damn fence.
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: So guess what don't what I want Santa to bring me?
• 38:55
  Speaker 8: And when I say son, when I say Santa, I
• 38:58
  Speaker 8: mean Uncle Stephen Tommy. I got some intimates. I can
• 39:02
  Speaker 8: get them to you and call it. You be laughing sometimes,
• 39:05
  Speaker 8: so you can chip in too.
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna hold y'all. That's basically what I want
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: to say.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Y'all.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: Got a couple of weeks to.
• 39:12
  Speaker 8: Have my fence up by Christmas Day, and the wood
• 39:15
  Speaker 8: gonna be treated the end, not the wood.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Snap your fingers, y'all, it's.
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: All over for Christmas.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It's a fence.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: You didn't let us down.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: What do you think.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: That little ragged ass porn I told you wasn't gonna
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: be nothing for it?
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Said a minute, un Kong. You can't bless me with
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: the fence. You and Tommy, both of y'all bless you.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I got the estimates.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna send them to you today.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: You have to yeah, estimates, estimates, Yeah, the costs. You
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: want to just say costs?
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, the costs then, yeah, I think the cost I
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: got the costs.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Hm hmm. Here's my poet.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: Don't need to be more supportive.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: Why you even wrote this poem, but as you got started,
• 40:07
  Speaker 4: I saw I wasn't gonna be able to keep up
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: with where it was going. Now, you had a lot
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: of time to spend money on yourself, but you've done
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: it for everybody else, and now you're sitting up in
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: here wanting to burn a Christmas law when you have
• 40:24
  Speaker 4: spent all your money on that damn dog. And now
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: you're sitting up here and you to wrote a poem
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: like this, and you think me and Tommy gonna buy
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: your answer fist when you got another thing coming if
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: you think that's true, because you ain't nothing but a
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: grad big old food. I thank you for the poem
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: in the time you spent, but you ain't gonna get
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: a damn.
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: And that was off the cup, baby.
• 40:55
  Speaker 6: It was.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: At thirty four minutes after the hour. Tommy has something
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: on his mind.
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: You're listening morning show.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: Okay, Tommy, okay, what's on your mind today? What are
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: you thinking?
• 41:13
  Speaker 9: Now?
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: You know what, I rarely buy anybody from the radio show.
• 41:18
  Speaker 7: You know this, the radio family. I rarely buy you
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: all anything for Christmas? So this, you know it's I
• 41:25
  Speaker 7: thought about it.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I said, you know what, I'm gonna buy unk some
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you know, somebody that's got everything. What can I get it?
• 41:30
  Speaker 9: You know?
• 41:31
  Speaker 2: Maybe I get you on yourself, you know, some for
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: the felts they meet Nicky. So y'all, y'all let me know.
• 41:36
  Speaker 7: So I looked high and load, trying to figure out
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: what I want to get y'all, and and I wanted
• 41:41
  Speaker 7: to get you something that you never had before.
• 41:44
  Speaker 4: So they just are now coming out. I'm not buying
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: no damn fence. Jo trying to tell you boys, Yeah,
• 41:53
  Speaker 4: that's a hard asking about this fence. So I thought
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: I thought of a long long time. I really, and
• 42:02
  Speaker 4: y'all tell me what y'all think they got. Now it
• 42:05
  Speaker 4: just came out. I don't know how much cause of
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: pretty lunch ripping money, but they got female robot, and
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: I wanted to get y'all one. Now you can program
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: and have whatever you want. So I wanted to make
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: sure before I go out and buy y'all a robot
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: a piece how you wanted program?
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: What do you what you wanted to do? So I
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: can make sure I get you something special, something different,
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: and you'll.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Riding a robuot and gonna bring in my house. You
• 42:31
  Speaker 4: get a program, do everything Margie tell it to do,
• 42:35
  Speaker 4: because it can't be nothing in here listening to me.
• 42:38
  Speaker 4: That's female. So I'm just letting you know that right now.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: But you're nothingna do is in my marriage. And what
• 42:45
  Speaker 4: you findna do.
• 42:48
  Speaker 11: Robuts.
• 42:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these robuts they look like real, authentical all they
• 42:54
  Speaker 4: look like real people.
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: This.
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're gonna buy Uncle and Junior a robot?
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Now, Junior, what would you like your robot to do?
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Can't he build a fence?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Happy? Damn man?
• 43:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 43:11
  Speaker 4: Sure you no, ain't Junior, man, you're real hard to
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: talk to.
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Man. You know, for a fence?
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: And did a point?
• 43:19
  Speaker 4: Don't you connection in your neighborhood?
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Why don't you do it? Go fund me or something?
• 43:23
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: Don't you like you don't have the money by you himself?
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: A damn fence? What you buy the house? Fault?
• 43:33
  Speaker 9: Uh?
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Clearly I need somewhere to stay.
• 43:36
  Speaker 4: Well, you ain't think the way you need to stay
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: in need of the fence. They say houses with fences.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Oh oh okay, I ain't think that far. You want
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: me to think that far ahead.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: I ain't think no, obviously not. Now why would you
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: think that far ahead? Why would you?
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Exactly?
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: Why would I?
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: So?
• 43:53
  Speaker 11: Okay, So Junior wants a fence. He doesn't want the robots.
• 43:56
  Speaker 11: So I don't want this robot.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: I'm not buying.
• 44:01
  Speaker 7: Christ You know what, people, I'm gonna get you, man,
• 44:04
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna get you some of the yellow police.
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: Tape and you just stretched around there on your bounding.
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: How about that crime scene tape. Yeah, that's a start
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: that everybody's scared to cross that. We couldn't worry what
• 44:26
  Speaker 4: they did over there. Wonder what happened down there at
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: the Yeah, he ain't nobody going over there.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I'm having a holiday party, Uncle Steve and Tommy, y'all
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: need it.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: And car y'all can come to the holiday party.
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: I'm held.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: Well the holiday bet the holiday party better not be
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: in the back yard because you can.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Mess around be over any other people?
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Bank are you I won't come a y'all gonna come?
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: Please?
• 44:53
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, you. I ain't coming to your house? Why bring something?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: Why you always bring something to the person that the
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: host of the party.
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: What you do that though? To come over your house
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: and brain nothing? You can't have O can't afford to
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: have me over there? Don't have me care?
• 45:15
  Speaker 9: You know.
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: I got to bring my own plate of food and
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: all this. Now that's what it sounds like. Cook you
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: gotta bring your own fence. Hell, so, Julie, if you.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Got somebody gonna cook, well, I'm asking a chip.
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: What do you want us to bring?
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: If you got chef now he named Tony.
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: He just cooked, he did, he just throw stuff together.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: He cook though, I'm not driving on your house for
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: no day else forget it.
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: Will please come on, please be cause I tell everybody
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: I know you didn't.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: What's his other spection to have sandwich? We might well
• 45:50
  Speaker 7: go to the Mississippi Monica House for in camfes. She
• 45:52
  Speaker 7: knows how to private capt I know.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: Coming to forty three minutes after the hour, it's the
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: brank phone call.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 46:03
  Speaker 8: Coming up at four minutes after the hour is today's
• 46:06
  Speaker 8: Strawberry letter. The subject you can't blame that on the medicine.
• 46:11
  Speaker 8: You cannot blame that on the medicine.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: But right now it's time for the nephew with the
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: prank phone called. What you got man?
• 46:17
  Speaker 7: Well, we got a medical problem over here to junior.
• 46:20
  Speaker 7: We got uh, we got parasites. We got parasite. I
• 46:23
  Speaker 7: need to call this man and let him know there's
• 46:26
  Speaker 7: parasite in one of your testicles. I'm sorry, I just
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: had to say so yeah, wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's
• 46:37
  Speaker 7: a parent.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: We got to remove one of them.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, And you thought this was a good idea to
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: prank somebody about this?
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: You don't think it is. Look at that premise right there.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: You don't think that's good.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: I think that's too far.
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: That's outstanding. What that's what a good prank is? It's
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: too far?
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: What is it?
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: What peo like this?
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's been doing it for years. Let's go parasite.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: We got to take one. We've got to take one
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: up far.
• 47:05
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: Hello, I'm trying to reach it, Brian, Brian, Yeah, yeah,
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: see hey Brian, this is doctor Jacob. How you doing today? Yeah, yeah,
• 47:12
  Speaker 9: I'm doing I'm okay.
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Listen.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: You actually came in, uh maybe like two and a
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: half weeks to go here to my office and got
• 47:20
  Speaker 9: a physical for for life insurance.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah right right, yeah everything okay, uh.
• 47:26
  Speaker 9: Well yeah, yeah, everything's gonna be pretty good. I'd like
• 47:28
  Speaker 9: to see if I can get you to come in
• 47:30
  Speaker 9: and I you know, everything's gonna be fine, but I
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: got a small procedure we'd like to do to Actually,
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: you know, right now, you're not approved for your life
• 47:38
  Speaker 9: insurance due until this procedure is done, So if you
• 47:41
  Speaker 9: don't mind coming in, we'd like to get you taken
• 47:44
  Speaker 9: care of When can I schedule you to come in like, uh,
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: maybe tomorrow or the following day?
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what kind procedure is?
• 47:51
  Speaker 9: Well, actually, I don't know if you've heard of it.
• 47:52
  Speaker 9: This is an okay astropy?
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: Nah, I got something, that's.
• 47:58
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: It's got something?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Now?
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: Something doing my eyes?
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Ha?
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: What's this? No?
• 48:03
  Speaker 9: No, has nothing to do with the eyes. No, nothing
• 48:07
  Speaker 9: at all. We found a little bit of parasites in
• 48:10
  Speaker 9: a particular area, and what we want to do is
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: make sure we just remove it completely and you'll be fine.
• 48:16
  Speaker 9: You'll get your life insurance, you're and your family will
• 48:18
  Speaker 9: be great. So can I get you to come in tomorrow?
• 48:20
  Speaker 9: Maybe Thursday afternoon?
• 48:22
  Speaker 5: As? Wow? What what area found the parasite?
• 48:25
  Speaker 9: Then? Actually one of your testicles has some parasites. So
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: what we're gonna do is what's called a okostrom, and
• 48:32
  Speaker 9: okos is actually removing that testicle completely and then everything
• 48:36
  Speaker 9: will be fine. It's all confined and we'll be able
• 48:39
  Speaker 9: to remove it. You'll be on your way, you'll get
• 48:41
  Speaker 9: your life insurance and everything will be fine. Okay, Like
• 48:44
  Speaker 9: I said, can I get can I? Can I get
• 48:45
  Speaker 9: you to come in tomorrow?
• 48:46
  Speaker 5: What you gonna tentacle.
• 48:50
  Speaker 9: Well only one, only one, and it's not gonna take long.
• 48:52
  Speaker 9: It's a thirty minute procedure. But we want to get
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: you to come in tomorrow or the next day.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Can we get you to.
• 48:58
  Speaker 9: Whether are you available?
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: I just want to pay a routine physic.
• 49:01
  Speaker 9: How I got to remove a test sir? You know what,
• 49:04
  Speaker 9: oftentimes when people come in for life insurance, these type
• 49:07
  Speaker 9: of things happen. So we want to get you in
• 49:09
  Speaker 9: and get it out as quickly as possible.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: Nah man, I'm waiting for a routine physical. Maybe I
• 49:15
  Speaker 5: wasn't supposed to be checking all this extra stuff. Now
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: I get a parent site in my testical y'all don't
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: remove a testicle. Man, I'm twenty five. Men and my wife,
• 49:22
  Speaker 5: I know kids. They were trying to be like, I
• 49:24
  Speaker 5: gotta move a testicle.
• 49:25
  Speaker 9: Let me say this to you, Brian, You're gonna be
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: completely fine. You'll be able to create children. You'll be
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: able to live a normal life. You know, you'll just
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: be You won't have all of them, but you'll have
• 49:34
  Speaker 9: enough to create children.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: You understand that. Nah Man, I can't No, I ain't gonna.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: I can't come in for that, Noah, sir, is there
• 49:42
  Speaker 5: any way I can get you in tomorrow or tomorrow
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: afternoon or the Thursday afternoon, so we can kind of
• 49:47
  Speaker 5: get this thing taken gear up and we can get
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: you moving on your way, and that people can get
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: the life insurance papers together and so forth. Nah, man, Man,
• 49:55
  Speaker 5: we ain't rescheduled now. I need a second or third
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: opinion on that. And he's talking about taking away one
• 49:59
  Speaker 5: of We ain't rescheduling nothing, man, I'm gonna need to
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: see another doctor.
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 50:03
  Speaker 6: It's some sir.
• 50:04
  Speaker 9: Sir, you can go around the entire city and see
• 50:07
  Speaker 9: several doctors. I'm going to tell you she's just gonna
• 50:09
  Speaker 9: be wasting time. I'm going to try to knock this
• 50:11
  Speaker 9: thing out for you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 5: Knock it up. I ain't agreed to nothing. Listen, you
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: ain't got just doing this to get money. Man, this
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: is scheduling nothing. Man, I need to take a third
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: O pity, it's bloomble Brian. I'll tell you if you
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: come in and let me get this thing taken care of,
• 50:25
  Speaker 5: you know, I'll have you back. You know, big ball
• 50:28
  Speaker 5: and shot calling before it's all over. You know what
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: what's big? Big ball? That shot calling? Man? I told you, man,
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: I ain't going in for none of that. Man, I'm
• 50:36
  Speaker 5: supposed to tell my wife. Man, this, this ain't cool. Man.
• 50:38
  Speaker 5: I ain't going into that. Man. I'm rescheduling.
• 50:40
  Speaker 9: Man, you scheduled. What do you mean you're rescheduling?
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Sir? What I'm getting? I'm getting another pin. I ain't
• 50:44
  Speaker 5: going into that.
• 50:45
  Speaker 9: Okay, But I'm trying to make you a big baller
• 50:48
  Speaker 9: shot caller.
• 50:48
  Speaker 5: You know, man, what what is your name?
• 50:50
  Speaker 9: Man?
• 50:51
  Speaker 5: You supposed to be a doctor. You and making a
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: little jokes man, and you're doing a little play on words.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: But it ain't even funny.
• 50:55
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 50:55
  Speaker 5: I'm calling it insurance finally telling they give me some doctor.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: You think he's funny. He ain't funny.
• 51:00
  Speaker 6: Man.
• 51:01
  Speaker 5: You know you're making a little jake. Man, It ain't
• 51:02
  Speaker 5: funny man, I'm thinking of.
• 51:04
  Speaker 9: Man, after getting all of the work that we got,
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: the blood work, the urine work, the complete physical, that's
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: when we realize that you had parasites in a particular area.
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: So what we're trying I'm not. I don't mean I
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: try to make a light of make humor in it,
• 51:18
  Speaker 9: just to make you feel a little bit more comfortable.
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: I apologize, all right, That ain't funny, man.
• 51:22
  Speaker 5: You want to lose it.
• 51:23
  Speaker 9: No, that ain't funny.
• 51:24
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 51:25
  Speaker 5: If I had a situation, the nurse would have told
• 51:26
  Speaker 5: me that he ain't telling me nothing.
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: Man.
• 51:28
  Speaker 5: Have me thinking, I'm all good now you telling me
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  Speaker 5: I got to come in to remove a test on. Man.
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: We have to run tests on you, sir. We got
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: tests back when you do have the parasites, and what
• 51:37
  Speaker 9: we want to do is make sure we get them
• 51:39
  Speaker 9: completely cleared out. The only way I can clear that
• 51:42
  Speaker 9: out is to remove that testicle.
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: Man, it's some man. I ain't got no paracites. Man.
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  Speaker 5: May I be here running out of these tests on me? Man,
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: I'm going to another doctor. Man, because this man, I
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: ain't got no paracites. Man, all these tits out somebody
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: that rhyme me, I gotta remove them.
• 51:57
  Speaker 9: That's some you know, we hear me something.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: I know you Man, I ain't got no perc Man,
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: I'm following my head shut. I'm telling my dealing with you. Man.
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: I ain't got no paracise.
• 52:08
  Speaker 9: Man, Brian, let me make you understand something clear here.
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  Speaker 9: It's my job as a physician that if the patient
• 52:13
  Speaker 9: doesn't come to me, it's my job to come to
• 52:16
  Speaker 9: you and extract the problem. You're leaning towards me having
• 52:19
  Speaker 9: to come to your home and extract the problem.
• 52:22
  Speaker 5: Man, when you want to come off couse? May you
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: why what you want to step with the house? Shout
• 52:28
  Speaker 5: of tests? May you you but that I'm going for
• 52:32
  Speaker 5: another doctor. I'm getting another chest. I ain't got a test.
• 52:35
  Speaker 9: I let it, sir. You've got the parasite and you
• 52:38
  Speaker 9: only have twenty four hours for me to get you.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Sir.
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: I have to move on this quickly. Brian, Okay, I'm
• 52:45
  Speaker 9: not gonna tell it again.
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: I ain't gotta.
• 52:50
  Speaker 6: Bring this.
• 52:50
  Speaker 9: Can't give it.
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: I ain't give it.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: I ain't got it.
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: Man.
• 52:54
  Speaker 5: It's not something that's transmitted. It doesn't come from another
• 52:58
  Speaker 5: another human being. It just developed in one out of
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: every three or four million people. You actually have it, Brian,
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: I got extracted from you. You try to tell me
• 53:07
  Speaker 5: I'm the man. You fine, There's something else that you
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: have that I haven't told you about. There's something else
• 53:17
  Speaker 5: I need to tell you. I got you something I
• 53:20
  Speaker 5: got pass what Bright? You just got pranked. You just
• 53:25
  Speaker 5: got pranked by nephew Tommy from the Steve Hall and
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: warning show. Your wife and Nika got me the plant
• 53:30
  Speaker 5: phone called you.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: I mean, man, that boy.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Rank.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: We got to take one. We got to do it.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: It's it's necessary, and.
• 53:51
  Speaker 3: You don't even feel bad about it?
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: Do you tell you?
• 53:53
  Speaker 11: Nah?
• 53:53
  Speaker 7: Man, I'm sitting up here thinking twenty twenty five? You
• 53:55
  Speaker 7: know who I really want to prank? Man is Charles Barkley.
• 53:58
  Speaker 2: I really do. Why are really?
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: I don't know why I want to prank Charles Barker.
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: I got Shack number. If I called Shack, you know
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: I prank Shack backing, Yeah you did that.
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  Speaker 9: I did.
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: I did against Shaq. But if I called Shack, maybe
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: Shack could give me Charles number. You got Choe Barker number.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: No nothing, no prank.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: We got Kenney's number. We got Kenny.
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: I don't get it. I just saw Kenny of that dog.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: I don't get into stuff like that. I don't do that.
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: But you could I prank anybody's knees? Could I do that?
• 54:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah?
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: See right there? Right there? Yeah, see right there. That's
• 54:33
  Speaker 2: why I don't get it.
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  Speaker 7: If I say you better, if I catch your walking
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  Speaker 7: up to that board again, that's ya.
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  Speaker 4: But I mean yo, see right that time and see
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  Speaker 4: you gonna see. That's why I don't kill people's number.
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  Speaker 4: How you get my number?
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  Speaker 1: Thanking a you subject. You can't blame that on the medicine.
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  Speaker 12: Dear Stephen Shirley, I'm a fifty two year old married
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  Speaker 12: woman and my husband is fifty six. We've been married
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  Speaker 12: for fifteen years and he's taken me through a lot
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  Speaker 12: of ups and downs. When we met, he told me
• 56:36
  Speaker 12: that he had just had a baby by a woman
• 56:38
  Speaker 12: that he only had sex with one time. A few
• 56:41
  Speaker 12: years later, I found out that he was not supporting
• 56:44
  Speaker 12: the child, and when things got ugly, the woman called
• 56:47
  Speaker 12: me and said my husband used to pay her for sex.
• 56:51
  Speaker 12: I was so hurt because he didn't tell me any
• 56:54
  Speaker 12: of that, and he calls himself a deacon at the church.
• 56:57
  Speaker 12: He ended up having to backpay child support to this woman. Then,
• 57:01
  Speaker 12: six years into our marriage, the woman called me again
• 57:05
  Speaker 12: and said she had been sleeping.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: With my husband. My husband called her a liar, and
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I stood by him.
• 57:11
  Speaker 12: Over the years, we spent a lot of time with
• 57:13
  Speaker 12: his son and the woman hasn't been tripping. About a
• 57:17
  Speaker 12: month ago, my husband had to have his appendix taken
• 57:20
  Speaker 12: out and he was put under anesthesia. When he came
• 57:24
  Speaker 12: to after surgery, he called out for the woman, his
• 57:28
  Speaker 12: son's mother. I was furious, but I didn't act up
• 57:31
  Speaker 12: in the hospital. I later told him what he did,
• 57:34
  Speaker 12: and he said it was a medicine and he must
• 57:36
  Speaker 12: have been upset with her and subconsciously said her name.
• 57:39
  Speaker 12: I checked in with the woman to see if she'd
• 57:41
  Speaker 12: been talking to my husband for anything other than her son.
• 57:44
  Speaker 12: She said he'd been calling her again, and my heart
• 57:48
  Speaker 12: sank right after that. I could have sworn he called
• 57:51
  Speaker 12: her name while we were making love, but he denied
• 57:54
  Speaker 12: it over and over. I don't know what kind of
• 57:57
  Speaker 12: hole this woman has over him, and my tuition says
• 58:01
  Speaker 12: he's still sleeping with her.
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: Do I investigate further?
• 58:03
  Speaker 12: Or should I let it go and trust my man?
• 58:07
  Speaker 12: Trust your man, trust your gut, trust your intuition here
• 58:11
  Speaker 12: because he's already proven that he's untrustworthy. Okay, he's lied
• 58:15
  Speaker 12: to you about his relationship with the woman a few times.
• 58:18
  Speaker 12: He said he had a baby buyer. She said that
• 58:20
  Speaker 12: he was paying her for sex. You said during your
• 58:23
  Speaker 12: fifteen years of marriage, he's taking you through a lot
• 58:26
  Speaker 12: of ups and downs and mostly having to do with
• 58:29
  Speaker 12: this woman. Thank god he started paying child support because
• 58:33
  Speaker 12: I'm sure you don't want to be with the deadbeat dad,
• 58:35
  Speaker 12: even though the son isn't biologically yours, but you were
• 58:39
  Speaker 12: taking care of him and helping him and everything. Him
• 58:42
  Speaker 12: calling you the baby's mama during sex.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I know that had to hurt.
• 58:47
  Speaker 12: He lied about that, But investigating further means what. It
• 58:51
  Speaker 12: doesn't mean anything. He's not going to tell you the truth.
• 58:54
  Speaker 12: He hasn't so far, and she will tell you everything,
• 58:57
  Speaker 12: probably hoping to get him back. So in this instance,
• 59:00
  Speaker 12: trust your instincts, trust your intuition, Steve.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know who decide with right here in this
• 59:10
  Speaker 4: letter because it's just so all over the place. You
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  Speaker 4: fifty two, your husband fifty six. Y'all been married fifteen years.
• 59:19
  Speaker 4: He's taken you through a lot of ups and downs.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: When you first met you, he told me he had
• 59:25
  Speaker 4: just had a baby by a woman that he only
• 59:27
  Speaker 4: had sex with one time. A few years later I
• 59:31
  Speaker 4: found out he was not supporting the child. And when
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: things got ugly, the woman called me and said, my
• 59:37
  Speaker 4: husband used to pay her for sex.
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: All right, let's stop right here.
• 59:43
  Speaker 4: This woman called you and told you that your husband
• 59:49
  Speaker 4: used to pay her for sex. Now, I ain't trying
• 59:54
  Speaker 4: to be in your business, but.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: What is this call? Come on, what is this call? Well,
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: to keep it real, radioish, this is called prostitution. That's
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: what it is.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 4: It's one of the oldest professions in the world, when
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: women charge men and men pay for sexual favors. So
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: now the prostitute calls you and tells you that he
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: used to pay her for sex.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: I was so hurt because he didn't tell me any
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 4: of that. And he calls himself a deacon at the church. Well,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 4: just in defense of him, he didn't tell.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: You any of that.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: I don't none of us would have told you, none
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: of us that ain't no information. We fit the volunteer
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: under the fact that he a decon at the church.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 4: Ain't got nothing new with the mailman, ain't gonna tell
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: you that. I'm gonna tell you that right now, though
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 4: uber driving ain't gonna share that information with you. Or
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 4: the dude to drive a PEPSI truck, he not gonna
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 4: tell you that either. It's a lot of people ain't
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 4: gonna tell you that right here. The guy to working
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 4: for a motor company, dude on the piggy line at
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 4: the UAE order the u a w audo strike right now,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 4: ain't gonna come out and tell you he used to
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: pay a woman for sex at Nobody gonna do that.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: And he calls himself a deacon at the church. Well,
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: that ain't nothing new either.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: He ended up having to back pay child support to
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: this woman as he should. Then six years until I marriage,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 4: the woman called me again and said she had been
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: sleeping with my husband. My husband called her a liar,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: and I stood by him. Who is this woman that
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: keep making the damn call? I ain't nobody.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: She busy.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: Every time she want to get in your head, she
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: make a call. Now she told you to sleep with
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: your husband your husband called her a lie, and I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: stood bye. Well, I can't tell you who who and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: all this here, but she sure don't make a lot
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 4: of in ass calls. First time she called you and
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 4: told she was prostitute, that was that's the hell of information, volunteer.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know a lot of women make that phone call. Anyway.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 4: Over the years, we spent a lot of time with
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: his son, and the woman hasn't been tripping well because
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: you paid that back child's boy. So now we're good.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: About a month ago, my husband had to have his
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: appendix taken out and he was put on the anastasia.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 4: When he came out after surgery, he called out for
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: the woman, his son's mother, and I was serious, but
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 4: I didn't act up in the hospital. Oh well, you
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 4: didn't act out in the hospital. But when we come back,
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: we'll find out where acting out start.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 12: Part two of Sea's responses coming up at twenty three
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  Speaker 12: minutes after the hour Today's Strawberry letter subject.
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  Speaker 12: All right, Come on, Steve Let's recap today's strawberry letter.
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  Speaker 12: The subject you can't blame that on the medicine.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: Woman married to a man been going through ups and
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 4: downs to be married fifteen years. When they first met,
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 4: he told her that he was having a baby by
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 4: woman he had sex with one time. Later on, the
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 4: woman called him and said, now your husband had been
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: paying her to have sex.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 2: That's called prostitution.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: He was upset because he calls himself a deacon after
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 4: church ended up having to backpay child support. And then
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 4: six years into the marriage, the woman called again to
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: said your husband was sleeping with him. Your husband said
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 4: he was a lie. You stood by your man, and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 4: because you know she ain't make no big deal of it,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: I guess and the husband so anyway, over the years,
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: y'all to spent a lot of time with his son,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: and the woman ain't been tripping. That's because he paid
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: that back child's support. About a month ago, my husband
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 4: had to have appendix taking out. He was out and
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 4: put on the anesthesia. When he came out after surgery,
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 4: he called out for the woman, his son's mother. I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 4: was furious, but I didn't act up in the hospital.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 4: I later told him what he did, and he said
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 4: it was the medicine and he must have been upset
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: with her and subconsciously said her name, perfect response, absolutely
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: perfectly you and five boy, boy, that's higher, that's higher.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Whoa, that was nice? That was nice. Number one. It
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: was a fact in there.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: It was probably the medicine, see that right there, back
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 4: and then what he said, he was upset.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: With her and probably subconsciously said her name. All that
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: sound good? That that was perfect right there? Woo, that
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 2: was that was classic. I can't even love that.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 4: One scale of one to ten, you get you get
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 4: a ten point.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Two for that one.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: Anyway, I checked in with the woman to see if
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 4: she'd been talking to my husband Fred anything other than
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 4: her son. She said he's been calling her again, and
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 4: my heart saint.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Well, but listen to me.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: You just said she'd been You asked her if she'd
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: been talking to your husband for anything other than their son.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: The woman said, he's been calling her again, And my
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: heart saint, the woman could be lying. He's been calling
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 4: her again. They've been talking about the son. Did she
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: tell you what he been calling again? Talking about? My
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: heart sank? This woman right here is in the heart
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: sinking business. I wouldn't put a lot of weight behind
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: too much of nothing, she says. But anyway, okay, right
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: after that, I could have sworn he called me her
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: name while we were making love, but he denied it.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Over and on.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: You say you could have sworn, now, that means you
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 4: didn't quite hear it. I could have sworn. See that
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: means you didn't quite hear it her ears. See, I'm
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 4: not really sure about that. I'm not really sure. But
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 4: you say I could have sworn, now, you either heard
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: somebody else's name or not. Now, unless your name is Claire,
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 4: uh huh, come on, and her name is Pierre, we
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 4: gotta have a sounder like in hear something?
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: What is her names?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 4: You to put y'all's name in this letter, so I
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: could have seen how you could have thought you said
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: that other name? Because what could he have said other
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 4: than your name that would make.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: You I could have sworn. See now you reach it.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: You either heard it and you can't. A woman know
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: her damn name? It ain't No, I could have sworn
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: he called her. Now I'm telling you. You know what
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: your name is. You know if he called you another
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: name or not?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: No, sir, Now you know if your name Deborah and
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: her name didre Now we got to work through that. Deborah,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: did you know? Could have been y'all or what you heard?
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 6: You know?
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, choosing suan not right where? We got a little
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: problem in here, see right there, So I don't know.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: I can't help you with this.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Right here.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what kind of hole this woman has
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  Speaker 4: over him. You don't know what kind of.
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  Speaker 2: Hole she got?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of hole?
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  Speaker 9: Does she have?
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  Speaker 1: A roos d?
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  Speaker 4: You really, you really don't even have to You can
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  Speaker 4: change one letter in there and it explains at all.
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  Speaker 4: You don't know what kind of hole this woman has
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  Speaker 4: over him. Hold it spelled h O l D. Whole
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  Speaker 4: is spelled h O l E. See once again, you
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  Speaker 4: could have sworn, he said your name. Now, you don't
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: know what kind of hold this woman has over here?
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: I know exactly what it is, and you know it.
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  Speaker 4: We're not taking this out. This is good ass radio.
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  Speaker 4: I could have sworn she said my name. I could
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: have sworn. You saying I don't know what kind of
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: hole Okay she has over him? Whole sounds a lot
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  Speaker 4: like hold. You see what I'm saying. Confusion, But I've
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  Speaker 11: Let's win this all right? What you got in sports Junior?
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 11: What's happening right? Well, it's set college playoffs college football players.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 11: They sent all twelve teams. It's the first year's twelve teams.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 11: I don't even know how this worked, but this is
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 11: this don't even make no sense, but here we go.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 8: Okay, Clemson and Texas playing Tennessee, Ohio State, SMU, Penn State, Indiana.
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  Speaker 3: Know the Dame. Everybody has a buye is Georgia, Arizona,
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: Oregon and Boise State.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. Notice I did not say Alabama. They didn't
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: make it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: Those are probably well the ones that's got to buy
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 4: is probably the four that would have made it, you
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 4: know what I mean, the top four ranking that they
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 4: normally do. So they get a bye. The other two
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: had to play they selfie fright it up. Yeah, which
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 4: ain't bad because normally it probably would have just been Boisey.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Oregon ball them top four, but no Alabama.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: But is this this is the first year without say
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: being right for a second, it is.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean what was Alabama's record though?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 3: He lost three games?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: That's why they're not in it?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 7: Well?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: Hell, what what huh was pushing? You lose three games?
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: What you want? We can't push for you. You lose?
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 2: Why we can push?
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 3: You can't do that?
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: Don't want it? Day out?
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Mm hmmm they I know that's gonna create some problem
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 4: with all Alabama fairs two O five.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: Your yeah not this year? Hey, jun you when do
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: we know who wins the Heisman? What day is that?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: That's coming up in over the holiday well know over
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 8: the holidays. Okay, cool, but you know you aren't know
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 8: who got that though. I hope it's hire Who else
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 8: ie Travis Hunt?
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 1: I hope.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: So I'm pulling for him. Listen, go get it.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: Come on, Travis is yours. It's Travis Hunt.
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: He's business college man.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: He gotta have to get it.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: Who else is up for other than traps?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 8: Cam War from Miami, the quarterback for Oregon and is
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 8: one more another quarterback?
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 3: But it's it's to forget all that. It's traffick. Just
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 3: give it to traffic so we.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: Can move on. Give the trap all right?
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tra Colorado is coming out of Colorado.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: It's traps.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: Huh, best player, here we go.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 8: Coming up at the top of the hour, a fifty
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 8: year old man with the bed and blamed it on medication.
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: He needs some advice.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Uh, you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 11: This one is from Vontrell in Colombia. I am sleeping
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 11: in the guest room because I peed in the bed
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 11: by mistake. I peed on myself after I took a
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 11: muscle relaxer for backspasms.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: I couldn't control it.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 11: I've always suffered from backspasms, and the pain got worse
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 11: when I turned fifty. I don't know if you've ever
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 11: taken a muscle relaxer, but it will have you so
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 11: out of it you don't realize what you're doing. My
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 11: wife acts like I did it on purpose.
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 1: How do I get my wife to forgive me and
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: let me sleep next to her in our bed?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 2: Well, I've taken a muscle relax me before, Tommy, have you? Yeah,
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 2: it ain't relaxing. All I got from Junior.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've taken one.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 4: I got you to relax all your muscle, even the
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 4: clinch muscle. You can't ever relax the clinch muscle.
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 2: Belus. The clinch is what keeps you.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 4: I'm surprised you ain't just just all over the sheets
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: with everything. Get all your muscles. My whole butt just
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 4: holding up. I couldn't stop nothing, just ste no mom
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 4: telling meut. I take that muscle relaxing. My whole butt
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: got relaxed, just holding up. I just gods, sitting up
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: in there man, like I was just sitting up in
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 4: a canna paint.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 2: I was just sitting up in here, man.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 4: Whole butt just hold wide up, just a relaxed I
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 4: couldn't stop, but I kept going, Am I actually doing
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: what I think I'm doing? Hey, dog, I've I've taken
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: muscle relaxes before.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 11: Von Treo Colombia name von Trail and Colombia von Treuil.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 2: Auntie done.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: What he said. He pee in the bed, So she
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: can't forgive him.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 2: She got peid on. She was in that bed. Yeah,
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: she got wet. She didn't hear about it.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: She was laying up there and went what they say, what?
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: But but he hit a part of von Treuil or
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: whatever name is, Yes, that's his name, hit a part.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: He ain't telling y'all what. He kept sleeping. She is upset?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: Or you just don't sleep and pee on me? Then
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: there you can't stop it?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: Now?
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 2: What's worse if you was awakened? Diddy?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, that's pretty bad because you can get
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 1: to the restaurant.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: So Von Treel I can't help you, don't you know.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you've done. I can't help.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 1: There's nothing he could do to get hurt. To forgive him,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 1: that's what he's asking.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: The need to get it. Give it. Nobody on me.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you want me to do.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 5: P on me.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: We pretty much through for life. It really may me
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: and you can't talk, make eye contact. I can't see
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: you know where you know. We can't be out in
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: no gala nothing. Yeah, we can't be nowhere in for
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: me with nothing.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, Joe, we can't ride in the car no more.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: What is you looking out the window full? What is
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 2: you getting ready to do?
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: Look out?
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 2: You can't do nothing?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: Quiet?
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but you holding my mom for Let let my
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: mom go. They can't drive her nowhere. Don't slam on
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 4: these brakes. Don't you slam on these brakes.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: It's not good. Not a good look.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 5: Not a good look.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: All right, he gotta be in a guest He's gonna
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 2: be in that guest room for a minute. Yeah, pretty much.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: She's not getting past this right now.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 11: We don't have time for another one, So Steve, that's
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 11: gotta be one suggestion that you have for von Trail Flowers.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: A new mattress.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: You need to put that plastic thing they got down
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: there for them kids. What that thing that that line
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: and they got on. They need that cover, yeah that
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 4: they need to make all the noise when you lay
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 4: on the sheet.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: That thing right there. They need that. Yeah, I ain't
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: got nothing for him because it ain't nothing, not saying
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: my wife.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 3: He's fifty though.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: Okay, there you go, Junior.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: That's it all right.
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 8: Coming up twenty minutes after the hour more of the
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 8: Steve Hobby Morning Show.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 11: Imagine you gave your wife a gift that you thought
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 11: was perfect for her, and months later you see her
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 11: sister wearing it.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 1: This happened to a man in Iowa. Yup, Tommy.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 11: His wife admitted that she gave the gift to her
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 11: sister as a last minute birthday gift.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: He was not happy.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 11: So how do you feel about regifting? Was the wife
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 11: entitled to do whatever she wanted to do with her gift.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 2: Not not with some IDN bought.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, don't tell you that right now Jackie's sister Natal
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 7: that cannot be walking around with what I bought jack
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: at all.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 11: Okay, So no to the regifting because you gave it
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 11: to your wife. That's not it's not in a good look.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: That ain't cool at all. No, No, No, that's that's not. Uh.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: I don't care if you don't like it, which obviously
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 2: she didn't. No, she did, No, don't, I don't. I
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: don't know. You can't do that. That's rude.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is.
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 4: I buy a gift, man, put all my thought into
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: this and then you give it to somebody.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what is this gift? Though? What did
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: he buy that his wife didn't want?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: What is that?
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: It was the last minute.
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 11: She decided at the last minute to give it to
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 11: her sister, last minute birthday gift.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: So, like Steve said, whatever.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 4: It was your thin ass bracelet, real real wanting real thin,
• 1:19:41
  Speaker 4: asked bracelet. I'm talking about man, damn nil damn neil
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 4: sewing threll damn.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: Looked like goal sewing thread. That's what she got.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, born to show at thirty three after the hour, will.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: Play a roud or would you rather look like floss?
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: safety is a year round priority.
• 1:20:11
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  Speaker 3: Okay, call this place rounder. Would you rather what's head?
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 2: Who we got? All right?
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 11: Junior, Steve and Tommy? Would you rather do all the
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 11: Christmas baking? Or cook all of the side dishes?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 2: Yet?
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 6: Me?
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: No side? Get a sien.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 4: I can't bag. Let me tell you this right here,
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 4: wait on me to bake something. Let me tell you something.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a ragged ad Chris.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: You can't bake it all?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 2: See m hm No, okay not a.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 7: I can make that pounds, Sarah le pound cake. I
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 7: can have it right for you because you frosted.
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: Let them sides. Yeah. I can get the greens.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 4: I can get the greens damn near right, Okay, I
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 4: can get the yams perfect nice. Ain't no need of
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 4: looking for no mac of cheese. We're not finna do that.
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 5: You can that?
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 2: I have to be craft. Okay about the black eyed pea,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 2: can you hand it?
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 4: Eh?
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: I usually forget to soak them, so it's gonna be
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: a little chewy.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 1: So no one with black eyed peas. Yeah, what, let's
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: move on, all right?
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 11: Would you rather give up sex until twenty twenty five
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 11: or get a job at the mall wrapping gifts?
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: Twenty twenty five is in a few weeks.
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a long term, So I'm not going down
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 4: to themorw rapping. No damn gift. I'm gonna tell you
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: that right now. That's how long happened.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: You're gonna wait till twenty.
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: Twenty fox, Look, yeah, I can do that today is
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: what I'm sick? What I got hey, you know, And
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna be down there with them ribbons and but
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 7: what color you want on this one?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 3: Right now, I'm saying I'm Joe and then I'm gonna
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: taken have sex when I get off.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Just worry about no, all right?
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 3: Would you rather.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 11: Eggnog with whipped cream or hot cocoa with marshmallows?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 2: How about that? Wow? I don't. I don't do either
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 2: one of them. Really, I do nothing.
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 1: Oh no, whip cream, you don't want.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 2: Whoop crem Okay, marshmallows is in the way of the
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 2: hot chocolate. It's just in the way. See, y'all don't
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 2: have lips this side.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: It's based on your lip sides.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 4: If you go, you are the marshmallows in there. I'll
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 4: never get to that hot chocolate. My mouth will half
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 4: every marshmallow in the damn all over my mustache, all
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 4: around my nose, be everything in my.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 6: Man?
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: What have you been doing?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 7: Man?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: You got ray beans? What's wrong with you?
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather pick one?
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 2: Here's here you go? Pick one?
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 11: Heated floors in your house or heated toilet seats?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: I got this conversation.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: Come on, fellas, star got the toilet seat, I ain't
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 7: got the heat it flow?
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 2: Now that would be fly.
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 1: Look at the rich. Look at.
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 6: That?
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 2: Ain't being rich? Not being rich? What you got you
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: got to heat it? Float?
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 8: Thought after the hour Uncle Steve's closing remarks.
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 7: Holidays are here, and it's essential to recognize that personal
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 7: safety is a year round priority. It's mine and why
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 7: I have the burner launcher equipped with powerful non lethal deterrence,
• 1:24:14
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• 1:24:17
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• 1:24:20
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  Speaker 3: All right, uugh is on you man's close remarks?
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: Did you get Yeah?
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: You know what, Let me encourage people today because I
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 4: want to I want to empower everybody that's listening today.
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  Speaker 4: Here's some an interesting piece of information that you have
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  Speaker 4: to embed in your thinking. Because you have the power
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  Speaker 4: of choice, you can actually decide. You can actually decide
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  Speaker 4: how you choose to live your life, and you can
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  Speaker 4: have a direct say so in the outcome of your life.
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  Speaker 4: Life is not just you waking up and you playing
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  Speaker 4: the cards you dealt. Now, life has some of those.
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  Speaker 4: You're gonna be dealt a blow. Sometimes you're gonna dealt
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  Speaker 4: a disappointment. You're gonna have to You're gonna be dealt
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  Speaker 4: some grief. You're gonna be dealt some setbacks. Those are
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  Speaker 4: the cards of life. But life is ten percent what
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  Speaker 4: happens to you. It is ninety percent what you do
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  Speaker 4: about it. Everybody gets dealt these cards at one time
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  Speaker 4: or another, but everybody handles it differently. And the difference
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  Speaker 4: between successful people and non successful people are the way
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  Speaker 4: you handle the cards you are dealt, and you have
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  Speaker 4: the power to decide how you do that. The best
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  Speaker 4: way to handle it is to have a positive outlook
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  Speaker 4: towards everything. And I know that sounds difficult, and it's
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  Speaker 4: virtually impossible to maintain all the time, even for me.
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  Speaker 4: But for the most part, I maintain a positive outlook,
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  Speaker 4: a positive, positive attitude. I say it on the radio
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  Speaker 4: sometime in the beginning. If you start with gratitude, gratitude
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  Speaker 4: affects your attitude. Your attitude determines your altitude. I call
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  Speaker 4: it the three tudes, Gratitude, attitude, altitude. And that's the
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  Speaker 4: part that a lot of people miss. You think that
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  Speaker 4: you have to buy into a bad day, You really don't.
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  Speaker 4: And you can start with the way you think. First
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  Speaker 4: of all, here's a definite daykiller. If you make the announcement,
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  Speaker 4: if you lay claim I'm not a morning person. Do
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  Speaker 4: you even understand what you've done? Can you understand the
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  Speaker 4: magnitude of that statement alone, I'm not a morning person?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's kind of.
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  Speaker 4: Crazy to me, because seeing us how the gold is
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  Speaker 4: to wake up every morning, why.
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  Speaker 2: Would you not be a morning person?
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  Speaker 4: But you know how many people you've heard they claim
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  Speaker 4: to that, and look at everybody you know that says
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  Speaker 4: I'm not a morning person.
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  Speaker 2: It explains a lot about where you are. Listen to me.
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  Speaker 4: I love mornings. I love waking up. I really like
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  Speaker 4: being up before the suns come up. I like to
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  Speaker 4: wake up and hear the birds praising God any morning.
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  Speaker 4: Do you know that the birds have enough sing, enough
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  Speaker 4: sense that when the sun is cracking the sky, they
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  Speaker 4: start chirping, They praising, They're announcing a new day. Rooster's crow,
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  Speaker 4: birds chirping, sing because it's a new day. There all
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  Speaker 4: grateful for it. Why would you not be Stop saying
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  Speaker 4: negative things to start your day wrong. I got up
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  Speaker 4: on the wrong side of the bed. Okay, get back
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  Speaker 4: in it and put your feet on the other side.
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  Speaker 4: You get to determine that. Man, you really really do.
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  Speaker 4: Stop buying into something. Somebody talking about you, they don't
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  Speaker 4: know you. Somebody posting something about you online that's not true.
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  Speaker 4: What does it really change unless you buy into it.
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  Speaker 4: I get stuff posted about me online all the time
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  Speaker 4: that's so far from truth.
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  Speaker 2: But guess what. I quit reading that stuff, man, I
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  Speaker 2: quit letting people call me with it.
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  Speaker 4: Man, you all right, what you mean Tom, Are you
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  Speaker 4: see what they said?
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  Speaker 9: No?
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  Speaker 2: I didn't see what they said. Who is they? The Internet?
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  Speaker 10: Boy?
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  Speaker 2: Are you for real?
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  Speaker 4: You're calling me to tell me what the internet said?
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  Speaker 4: When the Internet don't know me? Bruh, Listen to me.
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  Speaker 4: You know what helps me a lot. Martin Luther King
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  Speaker 4: had a say. Martin Luther King said, a man can't
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  Speaker 4: ride your back unless you bend over. I don't bend over.
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  Speaker 4: You're not riding my back. I give nobody the power
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  Speaker 4: of my life except God Almighty. Here is the author
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  Speaker 4: and the architect of my being and my future. And
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  Speaker 4: I don't care what you say on the Internet or
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  Speaker 4: the podcast. You are not the architect and author.
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  Speaker 2: Of my being or my future.
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  Speaker 4: You can't destroy me because you didn't make me.
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  Speaker 2: And I got news for you.
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  Speaker 4: You can't stop nothing God got for me. Do you
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  Speaker 4: know something, y'all? If God gives you something, there is
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  Speaker 4: nothing no man can do about it. And they better
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  Speaker 4: be careful. They need to be careful because if God
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  Speaker 4: has blessed you, if God meant for you to have it,
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  Speaker 4: and then you see you see a person coming along
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  Speaker 4: trying to take it from you, Oh careful, be very
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  Speaker 4: very careful. You people are not by themselves. People who
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  Speaker 4: love the Lord are not by themselves. Man, they got
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  Speaker 4: a friend, they got, they got they got a power
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  Speaker 4: greater than you are me. So be very careful when
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  Speaker 4: you start touching God's people. People that love God, people,
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  Speaker 4: praying people, people that's annoying it. People that God got
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  Speaker 4: on assignment, people that God got a plan for. I'm
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  Speaker 4: on assignment. I have an assignment.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on Now. You can knock me if you want to,
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  Speaker 2: but be very careful.
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  Speaker 5: Now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not supposed to say anything to you. Every now
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  Speaker 4: and then I get human, though. Every now and then
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  Speaker 4: I just I'm just human. I ran up into somebody
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  Speaker 4: that said something real negative about me something one time.
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  Speaker 4: I just, you know, I should have ignored it and
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  Speaker 4: played it off, because God don't need my help. Vengeance
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  Speaker 4: is mine saith the Lord. But when I saw him,
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  Speaker 4: I didn't see the Lord at that time. So I
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  Speaker 4: handled it. Let God handle it for you. Stay on
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  Speaker 4: the wall, y'all. Remember I'm having to see choice shows.
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  Speaker 2: My clothing rem off. Talk to God today. Laps would
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