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Holiday Phrases, Church Complaints, MTH, Middle Aged Men and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all back
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  Speaker 1: a suit, looking back to back down, giving them more
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  Speaker 1: like the million bucks things, and its cubbing me through
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  Speaker 1: good it Steve harm to the mother for ste Please,
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  Speaker 1: I don't join joining to be you doing me. You
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  Speaker 1: gotta turn be hurting you are you gotta turn to
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  Speaker 1: turn them out, turn you got to turn them out,
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  Speaker 1: then turn the water the water go. Come come on
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  Speaker 1: your fat it uh huh, I sure will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice, come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and all is Steve Hardy got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Okay, today is simple. I want to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: I want to just talk to you about effort today.
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  Speaker 1: Just about effort. You know, it's it's it's it's a
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  Speaker 1: word that people use to describe sometimes trying. But what
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  Speaker 1: I found out about trying is trying is just a
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  Speaker 1: noble way of saying you didn't get it done. I
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  Speaker 1: tried when and then everybody go, well he tried, that
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  Speaker 1: was the best. Well that's that's not exactly true though
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  Speaker 1: that that's that's not exactly true. You are and I
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to you about that because I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you to be one of the people who just tried.
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  Speaker 1: See trying, I mean, I gotta tell you to attempt something.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have to first try, But I want you
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  Speaker 1: to change your mindset from trying to getting it done. See,
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  Speaker 1: that's a big difference. I'm really more apt to listen
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  Speaker 1: to the person that says to me, I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it done. I'm gonna try. What try does is it
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  Speaker 1: allows you to fail. It's the person that has the
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  Speaker 1: mindset that I'm gonna get it done is the person
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  Speaker 1: who changes the complexion of things. I'm gonna get it done.
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  Speaker 1: It's very different than I'm gonna try. You know. Look, man,
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  Speaker 1: I know this sounds a little harsh, but you gotta
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  Speaker 1: stop feeding yourself these little old wise sayings that ain't
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  Speaker 1: It was a valiant tribe. Hey man, You talk to
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  Speaker 1: anybody that took second place in the super Bowl and
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  Speaker 1: see how they feel about their valiant try. The only
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  Speaker 1: way to gain God's real blessings is you have to
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  Speaker 1: try something. Stevie backpedaling, Now, listen to me close. You
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  Speaker 1: have to put forth an effort to allow God to
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  Speaker 1: put his finger on something to bless on your behalf.
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  Speaker 1: You must start to attempt now insane getting it done,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm gonna try. That's a different of two different
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  Speaker 1: faiths to me that I'm just talking about me. Now,
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  Speaker 1: you may be different, so I can't. I can't say
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  Speaker 1: this about you, but I can't say this about me.
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  Speaker 1: If I say I'm gonna get it done, I have
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  Speaker 1: a lot of faith in it. I am going to
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  Speaker 1: get it done because I just don't see failure as
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  Speaker 1: an option. A lot of times now, if somebody says
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  Speaker 1: to me, like the Olympic team invited me out to
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  Speaker 1: curl one day, which is throw these stones on the ice.
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  Speaker 1: If you're not familiar with it's very simple, and so
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  Speaker 1: I said, man, I'd like to give that a try.
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  Speaker 1: I went in full well knowing I may not come
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  Speaker 1: away from this little curling lesson as a person who
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  Speaker 1: could make the Olympic team. I just wanted to try
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  Speaker 1: it because I thought it looked cool and I always
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  Speaker 1: wanted to get it done. Well. I failed twice. I
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  Speaker 1: threw a stone completely into the other lane. I lost
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  Speaker 1: that little ice shoe. It shot out under me. But
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I kept trying though. I kept trying
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  Speaker 1: until I got four of them stones in that circle
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  Speaker 1: right where I aimed. But now had I give it
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  Speaker 1: up after I failed, after I threw that stone in
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  Speaker 1: the other lane, after I shot my shoe down all
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  Speaker 1: the way to the bottom side, the little ice shoe
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  Speaker 1: they give you. I never would did it, But because
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  Speaker 1: I was trying. Something got me together a little bit
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  Speaker 1: because of my effort, and it caused me not to
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  Speaker 1: fall the next time, not to throw it into other lane,
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  Speaker 1: not to shoot my shoe to the back of the wall.
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  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, my trying became something. Now had
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  Speaker 1: I stayed out there and it wasn't so cold, and
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  Speaker 1: I went back week after week after week after week.
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  Speaker 1: I promise you I could get it done. I could
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  Speaker 1: at least know how to compete in a game of curling.
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  Speaker 1: Might not be the best. I might not win the championship,
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  Speaker 1: but I could have got it done to the point
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  Speaker 1: where I could have competed in the game of curling.
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  Speaker 1: So sometimes if you're scared to say I'm gonna get
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  Speaker 1: it done, just go out there and get started. You know,
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  Speaker 1: learn from every attempt that you make. See, don't quit
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  Speaker 1: writing yourself off as a failure every time something go right,
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  Speaker 1: and when I failed on that ice, I could have said, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I can't curl, but I hold up. Man, I'm watching
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  Speaker 1: four other women out here curl for other dudes out
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  Speaker 1: here curling, little kids out here curling. Hold up, Pardner,
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  Speaker 1: you know, man. So I learned when I threw that
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  Speaker 1: stone on the other ice, when I when I fail,
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  Speaker 1: when when my shoe shot off, I learned from every
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  Speaker 1: attempt a little bit more about it. And then I
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  Speaker 1: said to myself at one point time, man, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: get this stone in that circle. I'm gonna get this
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  Speaker 1: stone in this circle. And guess what I got it done.
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  Speaker 1: Now what you're saying to me, Steve, I'm saying to
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  Speaker 1: you that you gotta get started, That you gotta put
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  Speaker 1: forth an effort. Give God something to bless. Oh God,
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  Speaker 1: bless me, Oh God, bless me. Bless you? What? Bless you? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Bless you? How? Stop basing your results on what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta think higher. You get God in your life, man,
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  Speaker 1: He allows you to think higher, bigger, better more. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sitting up in my debt. I came up with a
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  Speaker 1: plan to get out of debt in five years. I
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  Speaker 1: came up with this plan right. I was sitting up
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  Speaker 1: and I was tripping on it. Now, I said, wait
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  Speaker 1: a minute, man, hold up, this is what I came
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  Speaker 1: up with. I said. God created heaven and earth, all
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  Speaker 1: of it, the mountains, the sky, the valleys, the oceans, trees,
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  Speaker 1: the birds, the Indian Ocean, all of it, made all
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  Speaker 1: of it in six days, and then he rested on
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  Speaker 1: the seven. So why am I taking to God the
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  Speaker 1: five year plan? If he can create heaven and earth
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  Speaker 1: in six days, why am I walking in there talking
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  Speaker 1: about helped me in five years? How is it gonna
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  Speaker 1: take God five years to getting me out of debt?
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  Speaker 1: And he made heaven and earth in six days? Due
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  Speaker 1: the man offhill, Man, I ain't that big. You ain't
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  Speaker 1: that big. You ain't in that much trouble. I ain't
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  Speaker 1: in that much trouble. See, God got a way of
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  Speaker 1: showing you some things, man, but it's gonna take some faith,
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  Speaker 1: and faith gonna take some effort on your part. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Get out and do something. Man, you God will bless
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  Speaker 1: you a little bit and give you a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more courage. And then all them attempts you making is
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  Speaker 1: gonna and all this So I'll try you know what
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  Speaker 1: that turn into I'm gonna get it done, and at
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  Speaker 1: the end of the day, that's what you have to do,
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  Speaker 1: because trying to pay your rent and not paying your rent,
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  Speaker 1: it's two different things. You can try to play or
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  Speaker 1: pay your rent, or you can get it done. Now,
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  Speaker 1: how long you think you're gonna stay in that house trying?
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  Speaker 1: You got to go with the mindset of getting it done.
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  Speaker 1: And if you can put some stuff out there and
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  Speaker 1: give God a chance to put his finger on it
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  Speaker 1: and bless it for you the most stuff he can
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  Speaker 1: do for you. Quit looking around what everybody else gotten.
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  Speaker 1: Gonna get some of it for yourself. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening, ladies and gentlemen, let me have your attention.
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  Speaker 1: Please this Hill believe it or not. Steve Harvey Morny Show.
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  Speaker 1: It's about to be ignorant. Why because the original crew
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  Speaker 1: is Hill, the originals. Oh geez, I'm Chuiry Strawberry, O G.
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, last happening, Oh nephew, Tommy top top top top.
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  Speaker 1: And then there's a me fresh up the boat. Who
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  Speaker 1: be you ain't nobody but me? Yeah? Yeah, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: like it. Can I just say this just right in
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  Speaker 1: the beginning come on, what And I'm gonna say this first.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry Tommy, Okay, I'm gonna just say that first
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  Speaker 1: before I asked Steve on the way and I was listening,
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  Speaker 1: of course, to the radio and they played the Christmas song.
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  Speaker 1: But you know Nat King call? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know the hell you didn't hell yeah Christmas? Hell yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Every year? How the hell you ain't gonna have a
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  Speaker 1: little time Christmas? I lay in the cut at the gate,
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  Speaker 1: hurt at the gate. I heard it just a couple
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  Speaker 1: of minutes ago when I was in my car. That's
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  Speaker 1: your girl at the gate every time. To know how
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  Speaker 1: I'm will react. I can't help it, you can't help it.
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  Speaker 1: It just made me chestnuts. Man. I still like, you
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  Speaker 1: know what I haven't heard yet editing the christ this
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  Speaker 1: Christmas Donny at the hang on. It's so oh, I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna get to know. That's what I really know. It's Christmas. Yes, yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you see Christmas. I want to back out this year
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  Speaker 1: of something. I want to unaccept a challenge I was challenged.
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  Speaker 1: You all may remember Christmas tree content. Yeah, I want
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  Speaker 1: to officially back out what you are You never back down? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: but this is really I think I should. I want to.
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  Speaker 1: First of all, I want to compliment the Miles family.
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  Speaker 1: Wonderful job he's doing, raising his family and exposing them
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  Speaker 1: to things all around the country, buying them beautiful, giving
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  Speaker 1: them kids lifestyles that he didn't have it. And the
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  Speaker 1: family You know that, did you? You know who? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: damn You're provide lifestyle for his family and provide a
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  Speaker 1: beautiful home. The shatauis absolutely exquisite. And the Christmas decorations
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  Speaker 1: is off. Lord, he got his cree off. That's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. It's not even decorate. And I'm glad you
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  Speaker 1: said twenty four because that's exactly what he hold off.
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  Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here when we come back.
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  Speaker 1: I was in the house crying. All you're listening show
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  Speaker 1: All right, Jay, Now explain this. This is holiday phrases
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  Speaker 1: at the Christmas. Holiday phrases at the Christmas party. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to these Christmas parties inside the friends house,
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  Speaker 1: our relatives house, and these are some phrases you here.
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  Speaker 1: What we're gonna do is make the setting. We're gonna
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  Speaker 1: play some music for you. You're in a real Christmas party,
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  Speaker 1: And these are some of the phrases that you're here
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  Speaker 1: at your average black or family Christmas party. Key word black.
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  Speaker 1: I heard that. All right, here we go, and now
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  Speaker 1: we take you to every holiday Christmas gathering and we
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  Speaker 1: give you sounds of a black Christmas party. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know anybody would have been my mom? Hey can I
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  Speaker 1: can I get some of y'all to help me put
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  Speaker 1: an earl in the coffee? Somebody just well, I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to laugh too. So what did she say? That was
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  Speaker 1: so fun? Anybody's seen my purse? It was right there
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  Speaker 1: on the kitchen table, right there. I put it right there. Hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: y'all can't my bed in my mama house, and y'all
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  Speaker 1: out of toilet paper? Where y'all keep it? Plunge, that's
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  Speaker 1: that's the I'm gonna need that plunge. Man, Hold up, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: don't go in there. So what so what the girl like? Girl? Well,
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  Speaker 1: they got to do with you? You ain't saying nothing.
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  Speaker 1: We can take all this outside. Oh yeah, right now,
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  Speaker 1: that's real. Like I love y'alling all, which I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: stay out of my bedroom right there. No, it's not
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  Speaker 1: a weed. This is my real hair. Yeah, my real
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  Speaker 1: hair than baby. Hey, look, if I was y'all, I'll
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  Speaker 1: stay out there, bad foot which were about you for
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  Speaker 1: five minutes? No, no, no, yeah, no, you're no. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't know it was out the heel made this egg.
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  Speaker 1: That's why I told y'all needed to help to get
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  Speaker 1: him in. The carr went in heavy. I ain't eating that,
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  Speaker 1: breaking another ornament on that tree. We ain't gonna have
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  Speaker 1: nothing to hang on him next year. I know you
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  Speaker 1: ain't outire peeling in my mama, bake up. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: come on dog, stop stop balling that Christmas Papa. We're
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  Speaker 1: gonna use it next year. She knew he was married.
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  Speaker 1: She knew he was married us him little Look who
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  Speaker 1: went a white woman? Jesus sounds you here at a
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  Speaker 1: black Yes, I'll accept the charger. Watch the first they
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  Speaker 1: they don't let him preach your church. But he want
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  Speaker 1: to come over here and pray for thirty minutes. It's
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  Speaker 1: just too much right here here. She had enough. Baby, Hey, y'all,
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  Speaker 1: long distance from the prison, everybody won't say high, yeah, hey, Robert,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on? Right? What's up y'all? What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: Fair man? I wish I could be that with y'all
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  Speaker 1: who all over there? Everybody around? Anybody? Man, huh, let
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  Speaker 1: me talk to hey, Bernita Robert on the phone. I
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  Speaker 1: ain't saying nothing, but you know we'll go ahead this,
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  Speaker 1: you know, talk to you. I can't be the family
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  Speaker 1: that don't bring the damn things take the most home.
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  Speaker 1: Never look at me. We're about to eat. The game
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  Speaker 1: is gone. Damn kids up Land, this isn't gotten late.
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  Speaker 1: We probably gonna have to stay tonight. I don't I
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  Speaker 1: don't do that drive now, you know, Claire don't like
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  Speaker 1: the drive at night. Why we can't eat to Lands?
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  Speaker 1: Get here, y'all going to liveing room and speak to
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  Speaker 1: this brone's in the hospital game walk right by. What's
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  Speaker 1: y'all doing it? Yeah? Here, we we're trying to get
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  Speaker 1: a break. Cricking party. Oh no, we fit out, Cristal
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  Speaker 1: black hot. Go out there and tell the vant to
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  Speaker 1: bring that walker back in here so mister still can
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  Speaker 1: get to the table. You mean, Timmy, you ain't got
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  Speaker 1: no flash greens, miss burn from from the hospital field,
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  Speaker 1: your grandmama from the hospital. Bid you turn them greens down?
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  Speaker 1: Smell him in here? Hey, can anybody he mean jump?
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to go to Wood's give he work. He
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  Speaker 1: get getting paid double double tonight. Yeah, yeahn't get that
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  Speaker 1: over time like my her life. Well, that's gonna get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. Watch this game, y'all. Y'all, y'all TV
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  Speaker 1: be cutting on going to the house so I can
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  Speaker 1: see this. Damn fool somebody and took them down falling chairs.
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  Speaker 1: I know we had eight falling chairs. Who took that
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  Speaker 1: fall off the table? Who took the fall? That's my fault.
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  Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. That's it, all right, guys,
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  Speaker 1: were coming up next. It is Monday, Reverend Motown Deacon
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  Speaker 1: deaf Jam in the building. Right after this you're listening
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  Speaker 1: show coming up at the top of the hour, Miss
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  Speaker 1: Anne will be here with today's national news. But it's Monday,
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  Speaker 1: so you know what time it is. Church complaints past
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  Speaker 1: the Motown Deacon Deaf Jam in the building. Let's go
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  Speaker 1: o oh. Here we are on another great day, sponsored
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  Speaker 1: and brought to you by do Lord. Yes, and lying
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  Speaker 1: his goodness is amiss. Yeah, that's it, dirighteously, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: He is all that we ain't right, plussome and more. Yes, here,
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  Speaker 1: as grateful as we are, we find ourselves on this Monday,
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  Speaker 1: gathered again for the most ungrateful congregation on Earth today.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, jack Pot, join the deerusal congregation. Always got
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  Speaker 1: some complaints here there is come on starting it staying
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  Speaker 1: out past. It's just the um U. Jdesslin Middleton shouted
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  Speaker 1: too loud yesterday and one of the ushers, brother Raymond Lockhart,
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  Speaker 1: I want somebody, told him to try to quieting her down.
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  Speaker 1: He plut some flexa seal over her mouth to quieting her,
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  Speaker 1: that Flexu seal tape that you see on the commercial.
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  Speaker 1: And she is highly upset, and it took forever to
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  Speaker 1: get it off, and her lips is really so in
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  Speaker 1: her cheeks ears too passed. He slapped up some flexus
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  Speaker 1: seal over her mouth to quieting her down. Well, a
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  Speaker 1: lot of male members have asked about this, Oh, what
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  Speaker 1: do you call it? Flexa seal? You know the stuff
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  Speaker 1: that that that stopped the water from coming through the boat.
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  Speaker 1: You know you've seen it at will that recipe at
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  Speaker 1: day House. Can you let us know what that is
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  Speaker 1: exactly and how much it is. We're gonna start selling
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  Speaker 1: it at the church all. A lot of wives have
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  Speaker 1: asked for who so it could be a top seller
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  Speaker 1: and go all the mother proceeds will go towards the building,
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  Speaker 1: for I would make a knowe that that pastor moving along.
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  Speaker 1: Now we gotta issue here, Pastor. Brother amost O'Neil, who
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  Speaker 1: has a hump in his back is one of the
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  Speaker 1: wise men in the Nativity scene. He is sitting on
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  Speaker 1: one of the cameras. Now that's a lot of humps
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  Speaker 1: in one scene. Pastor and the children are confused. What
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  Speaker 1: should we do? Well, we must explain to the children
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  Speaker 1: that at the Nativity scene that is where the beginning
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  Speaker 1: was come as you are right, Just tell the children
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  Speaker 1: that is too wise men and folk counsels you roll
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  Speaker 1: for that. We are you gonna have to explain brother
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  Speaker 1: Amos O'Neil's humped to him passed. I think that's the
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  Speaker 1: brother Amos is also starring in our Halloween play The
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  Speaker 1: hunch Back or Notre Dame. All right, it's still gonna
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  Speaker 1: be confusing for the kid. Also, the Santa Claus footstool
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  Speaker 1: at the mall, A lot of keys climbs on his
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  Speaker 1: back to get up on Santa Claus lab When you
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  Speaker 1: got hump everywhere we can, yes, we have, yes, we
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  Speaker 1: have all right. I hope this doesn't offend Brother Jay
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  Speaker 1: Anton and the um passed the big Gunny Yard bro
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  Speaker 1: lost both big toes due to diabetes. He's asking that
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  Speaker 1: the church get him some sandals made that the material
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  Speaker 1: would come between his third and fourth toath so he
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  Speaker 1: can balance better. But specially made sandals A three hundred
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  Speaker 1: and fifty out of the past. So that's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: your call. Pass. I was thinking about this over the weekend.
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  Speaker 1: He had read up into him, but he didn't run.
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  Speaker 1: That's the show, not with them to I read up
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  Speaker 1: into him at the Dallas Shoe Warehouse. Really, I was
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: done there. But for the girls, the new girls that
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  Speaker 1: you're doing in bin laces him and what I had
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: suggestion to him wars by the regular flip flops and
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  Speaker 1: put them on the wrong foot. Come on and then
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  Speaker 1: make it through that third and fourth towel. Yeah, now
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  Speaker 1: that were created among past. We are taking ministry Christmas
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  Speaker 1: photos this coming week. Ministry Christmas photos this coming week.
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  Speaker 1: Different ministries, but different ministries past it. You're gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to step in. You're gonna have to tell all of
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  Speaker 1: our ex cons that they are not a ministry and
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  Speaker 1: will not be taking pictures. No one has stepped to
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: say anything to them yet because they scared, especially the
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: one they called killer J. He's the one that runs
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: the group. But somebody need to tell killer Ja that
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: they are not a ministry. But because we don't want
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: no problem. But the reception is none of them can
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: kneel while taking the photo. Now, we ain't gonna have
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: to take no photo. Yeah, they don't want to kneel anything.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody wants to take that prison shot. That squat honey,
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: and that said, what is that the squat? What's that?
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: That's that photo that all inmates tris? Okay okay? Uh
• 27:44
  Speaker 1: let them oh okay okay. So they can't let them,
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: let them take the picture. Well, well we're gonna have to.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Who's gonna go intare and tell them they can't? All right?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Ain't the picture? Killing Jay can take the all right?
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: You can't run a church if you not. Hell you
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  Speaker 1: pastor from the grave, killing J. Yeah, we don't let
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: him out taking fit all right, pastor. Deacon miss Anna's
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: up next with National News at the top of the hour.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: You're listening to Steve Morning Show. Our doctors are finding
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: that the number of middle age middle aged men who
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: injure themselves while having sex is on the rise, guys, Okay,
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: and they say adventurous sex is to blame for the spike.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: I just heard myself the other night, did see. I'm sorry,
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: you're part of the statistics. My right league be cramping
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: all the time. When I hit a lock up pretty bad,
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I had to strand it out. Yeah, and you all
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: comfortable with sharing that information. I had so much baby
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: on my hand. I was getting out the bed and
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: had my hand on the edge of the knife. Then
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: they slipped off out to him to bust my whole joe.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Feel like I thought ticing it with the right cross. Yeah,
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: most of the injuries are occurring in the shower, Steve.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: That includes oh no, no, no, no no, no, that ain't
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: what they have. Man. One time, like a couple of
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: weeks ago, I was coming out the bedroom fast, coming
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: out the bathroom, real fair, and I dove on the bed,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: but we had satin sheet and shot my ass straight
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: to the other side, sham dead into that day. Wall
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: had too much speed, too much trying to make a
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: glorious like baby, y'all come right across that sheet. It's
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: hard to fall in against the wall. When you nick,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: it's always a performance, man, Huh, So you gotta perform, huh.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: And then one time across the ball, walking across the
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: bottom of the footboard, you know, trying to do like
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: I was a balance being because sometimes I do like
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: individual performances before I started, and I was walking across
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: the bottom of the football like a balance beam, and
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: I had my foot I slipped off like I was
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: on damn balance me well, almost almost ruining my life.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: I just fell off. That's what these stats is coming from. Wow. Well, anyway,
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: I don't worry about that story. And then the other
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: and the the other time I was. I was diving off
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: the doknob, which is like one of my specialties. Yeah,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: on the dough knob and dive off the doknob, and
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: I come off in the swan dive and I bust
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: that into a jackknife. And I messed around and had
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: locked the dough but I had been on my hand
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: when I locked it dough. And I got up on
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: top of the dough knob with my right foot and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: tried to push off and it slip and I never
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  Speaker 1: made it to the injury Right there, I fail in
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: knocking face over a cup of chess open, you bleeding.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: I wasn't bad, you know, just a little a couple
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  Speaker 1: of scars, you know. Uh, this past when I tore
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  Speaker 1: all the drapes down in the bed room, I had
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: put a lot baby all on both of us that
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: we was up against the wall and we started sliding
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: and I tried to stop to fall and grab the drapes,
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: but we kept falling. Yeah, and so I tore down
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: two sections of drapes. Window treatments are ruined. So you're
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: never in pain or anything so much so that you
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: can't you know that you have to cancel the night
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: or anything. Huh. You know, you know sometimes I had
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: to get you know, glass of scotch, you something to
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: get getting. Yeah, sometimes you gotta be willing to try
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: those shirts. Okay, But I didn't know all this about Steve.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: That Yeah a lot, doesn't it. You got a lot
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: of yeah, yeah, all over them idot the bathtub one
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  Speaker 1: time foot slipped on that slip ass tile flow and
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: I told so much stuff down off of that vanity.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Everything was in a lot of stuff. Are you falling?
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: You'd be trying to Butter is gonna do that? I
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: told a hot and cold Fawcett right after that, trying
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: to think right, Steve, Let's get to the news, ladies
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, miss Anne trip okay, trying to get out
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: of that baby. All thing this is Andrew put the
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: news and Washington the lawmakers finding rather slippery. I suppose
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: they're preparing for this week's House on House vote on
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: articles of impeachment leveled against Donald Trump. Now, the Full
• 32:50
  Speaker 1: House of Representatives is to vote on Wednesday on whether
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: the President abused his power by asking a foreign government
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: to announce a corruption investigation into his political right, and
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: also if the President obstructed Congress by flatly refusing to
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: honor one subpoena after another for documents and witnesses. When
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: the full House does convene, not one Republican is expected
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: to break ranks and vote to impeach, but a handful
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: of Democrats are expected to vote with the GOP not
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: to impeach President Trump. The Republican dominated US and and
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: when it gets it, by the way, I was expected
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: to acquit the commander in chief. Meanwhile, the new Jersey Democrat,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: who represents a district won by Donald Trump in twenty sixteen,
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: appears to be ready to switch parties and join the GOP.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: Congressman Jeff Van Drew has already stayed that he intends
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: voting against impeaching President Trump. Many of his members of
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: his staff are quitting. However, House Judiciary Committee Chairman Gerald
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: Nadler says that drew His planned political move is just that,
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: not a comment on the issue of impeachment. What he's
• 33:48
  Speaker 1: reacting to is a public polling that shows he can't
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: get renominated. His electorate in his district is twenty four
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: percent to renominate him, in the sixty percent to nominate somebody. Congressmanedler,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: who was on ABC's This Week, says that the move
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: to impeach Donald Trump is not political, but rather one,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: he says, in defense of America's democracy. The next Democratic
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: debate is scheduled for this Thursday in Los Angeles, but
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: this event is to take place on the Loyola Marymountain
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: University campus, where food service workers have been walking the
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: picking line since November. The union that represents the subcontractor
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: that employs more than one hundred and fifty kitchen workers
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: canceled more than canceled contract negotiations recently, all seven of
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: the candidates who made the cut this time say they
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: will refuse to cross any picking line. Sad news. Richard Hatcher,
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: the former mayor of Gary, Indiana, has died at age
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: eighty six. Hatcher became the first African American mayor of
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: a big US city when he was elected in nineteen
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: sixty seven. Hatchers served five terms. From the World of Entertainment,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: sorrel that actor Danny A. Yellow has died. A Yellow
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: was also eighty six years old. He received an Oscar
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: nomination for perhaps his most famous role, playing the Pizza
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Parla owner and do the Right Thing. He received an
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Oscar nod for that. At the weekend box office, Frozen two,
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: after three weeks at the top, saw down a little
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: bit to second place. The new Jamanji Next Level was
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: number one. I remember in your hands. I have one
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: important question. Who is Jimani? Is that Barbara's boy? We
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: did die? I knew Jamanji. The Next Level brought in
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: more than sixty million dollars in the US and Canada.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve introduced him.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: He's here. Well, I don't feel like being in the
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Christmas big he is. No, no, I don't. I don't
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: write happy Christmas songs because there's enough of those happy
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Christmas songs getting lost in the shuffle all deck the halls.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: Who the hell want to hit that old right for
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: the sad and down track, grint all the way hit
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: it Hello. Then it's Christmas time again. I can't believe
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: it's in man a soul on pripe time, just as
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: leave by, I'm stealing it from my Alloween night by.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: I haven't taking pine. Damn, it's Christmas as criding, friding,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: people inside fiding. I'd rather last week on the show,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: O lady please nobody my can't even push my wallet
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: just says no way, O damn Christmas just shock Christmas love,
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: Christmas happen from Christmas. No hos ho ho, you're a
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: mean one, mister Graham ja singing to somebody somebody refused
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: if you heard some notes to any happy Christmas songs
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: out there? Every year, somebody got a Christmas album, Happy
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: happy that I'm in a I'm in the lane all
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: by myself, you are? I want to be more of
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at thirty four
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: minutes after the hour you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: So go on, nephew with your little segment. Well, you know,
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: it's just it's that time of the year, surely, and
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: it's good for some people, and then some people have
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: to make adjustments. You understand I'm saying side pieces have
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: to make adjustments. You understand that. And I want to
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: talk to all of y'all. Here's one. I just listen.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Don't find out what mall I'm going to because I
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: don't need you at that mall. Thank you understand what
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I'm thank you, thank you. No, it's a free country.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Don't you go wherever she wants to go. No, I
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: can't be shopping with my family with all these bands
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: free and see and then see you. He gonna concentrate
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: on getting getting cookies for the kids, and look up,
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: that affects our relationship later when you see me shopping
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: with my just don't go to the mall he at all.
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: Don't go to them all at all. I'm good with
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: that every store. And don't drive by my house to
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: see the lights and stuff. Don't don't do that. I'm great,
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: all my little rain, Why is you passing by don't
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: you put the lights up for the people to see.
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: Don't put yourself by you putting yourself through that shirt.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: It affects our relationship. And you see silhouettes of me
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: and my family and there. You don't need to see
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: that because you don't want to be that. Yeah, you
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: see shadows of us walking around. Don't send me a
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: video of yourself at home by yourself. I know you
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: at home. I know you, Okay, I know you that.
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: Don't you think I know where you're at? Now, here's
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: a deal. Christmas Eve. I'm coming by that at noon. Okay,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: our Christmas it's from noon to two thirty on Christmas.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: That's when Christmas you got to be gone. All right there,
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring three folks gifts for you, the gifts
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you got for me. I can't take them with me, right,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: we can't take lady home? What is wrong with you? Man?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: I can't come in here with no boxing put under
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: the tread that's from I can't take the boxes you
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: got for me and put them up on the men.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: If you want to, I'm throwing them the highway. I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: never see that night. Hammond's going out the window. Make it.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Don't buy that. Watch, guys, really watch, gonna be on
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: the side of the room. Don't don't don't call me,
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: send me music to my phone? What do they do?
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Lonely Christmas? Don't don't do that? Yeah, what you're doing
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: the lonely and they don't call. That's what they don't do.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: That's what they don't do. They don't call. This all
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: this nexton, all this texting, sending Christmas pictures and no, okay, time,
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: when do you hook up with the sad piece? What
• 41:09
  Speaker 1: day is that? Christmas Eve? And new after that? After
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: Christmas Day? This goes on to the second boar. Tell
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: the New Year, New Year, Christmas and New Years Eve.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: It's the same that two and a half I get
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: New Years and Christmas on it then together two and
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: a half hours. So we're gonna change, yes, and we're
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: gonna eat chitlins right there on the twenty four and
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: two and a half hours. I don't know if you
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: guys have noticed this, but Steve is suspiciously quiet right now.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Will you have anything to say to your nephew? Not
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: what this boy? Right here? I have four one job,
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: this board, luge and so much trouble. I'm not I'm
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: not gonna be in this laughing with him. I'm not
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: gonna be the I'm not gonna be the billy bush
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: to Donald trus just sitting up on the bush laugh.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: H my god, I'm gon spit. Everyone's not gonna beat
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: this one more time, one more I'm not gonna be
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: the billy bush to Donald Trunk. The only one out
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: of work right now, really made it the White House,
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: and it's really gone from again. Desperately wrong with this picture.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Ya just giving out of doms. That's how we're doing.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: I ain't with none of this Facebook though, looking at
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the family Christmas picture? Why are you doing that to you?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Why do you do that? All right, more of this
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: crazy ignorant show. Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this,
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: you're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show. Coming up at the
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: top of the hour. Right about four minutes after. It's
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: my Strawberry letter for today. It's a crazy one you
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: definitely don't want to miss. But right now the nephew
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: is here with today's Frank Phone Call. What you got
• 43:17
  Speaker 1: Frank phone call time? My roommate Betty, Okay, my roommate,
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: Betty running cat running bit in Hello, my sweet to Devin.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah to see Okay, Hey man, this is Chris. I
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: live a bum of you. I ain't ever met you before,
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: but you you you have. You've been calling the leasing
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: office about complaining on me about I'm making too much
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: noise away. Yeah, man, I'm my bad, bro. I was
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: trying to catch you. Man. I could never. I could
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: never catch you at home. Man. It's just like you know, bro,
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: I work a knife, I work at night. Yeah. Yeah,
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: you're saying. I say I work in a day, but
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I can't sleep at night broken. I'm I don't know
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: what's going on in your apartment. I'm saying I ain't
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: trying to be in your business. I'm not trying to
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: be in your bit player. I just can't get a
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: sleeping night, man, because it'd be a lot of noise,
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: a lot of noise, a lot of talking. And what
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: you do is your business. Bro. I'm just saying, please, man,
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: But you ain't up to go to the leasing office. Man,
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: Oh you have to do. You know what's hall at me?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: You ain't they you know they got me written up,
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: like you know, one more complaint on me, they're gonna
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: put me out of something. Well, yeah, like I said,
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: though I was trying to get I was trying to
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: find you. You know what I'm saying. But we I
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: guess we miss each other because you you work at night.
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: I work in the day. So you know when you're going,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: I'm coming, and when I'm coming, you gone. I'm saying,
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: Brian trying starting. I'm just trying to, you know, go
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: to work and pay my pay my bills. Man, it's
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I be at work at night. Man. You know what
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. I'm trying to get my hustle on, like
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: you trying to get yours on doing Halla halla, halla
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: hall on. Okay, okay, let's make it my sense, bro,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: if you are working night, somebody in your somebody in
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: your apartment, how can loud them keeping me up? Square biding? Okay,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: you got a roommate us long, No, I ain't got
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: no roommate, man, Bity, somebody in are talking loud, holding
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: a conversation. It's like two people in there talking loud
• 45:04
  Speaker 1: every night. And that's brother, that's pity man, Betty be talking. Okay,
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: you say you ain't going the romance? Now? Who who
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: is Benny? Who is Benny? Benny is my bird? My
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: parents that's Benny be talking like, man, stop going me
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: dive listen mine why why wait a minute, you're trying
• 45:21
  Speaker 1: to tell me um bird that was bitty man. I
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: don't have bity two years, that's my bird. Birds don't
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: even live that long. So so now I'm sucking night.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: I'm at the work because because a bird, that's what
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: you want. That's what you called me to tell me.
• 45:37
  Speaker 1: I called you to tell you. You ain't gonna be
• 45:39
  Speaker 1: putting these complaints on me, man, But I'm I'm gone.
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: That's been in talking. Man, I bit it in yo
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: yo yo, penny. Wait a minute, hey, look, I'm telling
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: you now do something with the bird then, or that's
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: gonna be some consequestions and repercussions. I'm talking about some
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: fried chicken around it, and man plenty. It's like a family.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Remember to me, birds too. Can't sam the chicken on
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: the car flake box Kentucky chicken churches. So Brian, hey, man,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: you don't tell me nothing better about my birth. Okay, brother,
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: you know what, maybe man, you need to square of
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: from front of each other because you don't you don't
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: disrespect Betty Man. All right, all right, you take something,
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: all right, all right, I bet that be on my
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: table when I get home. If it's a bird, then
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: I bet that beyall don a table man, Amen, they
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: hain't been to city and disrespect me and try to
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  Speaker 1: tell me what you're gonna do to my bird. But
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna do nothing stupid to betty. Tell you what?
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I tell you what you can date you at home?
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  Speaker 1: Right now? What you got to work tonight? I bet
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you beat it. I'll bet that tomorrow. I bet you
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: will these fingers and good tomorrow. Man, ain't hold on
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: a minute, man, wait a minute though? What you played
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: due and start talking about what you're gonna do to
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: my bird? Not and told you you file for going
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: to the listen office calling me y'all and now you're
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm trying to work this out with you,
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: and now you ain't trying to work now. I first
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: stop you. You hailed me and tell me that it's
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: a bird holding a conversation with itself. I'm a stupid
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  Speaker 1: right now. I'm I'm a stupid even continue this conversation.
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: I don't excuse me. I fly a night. Are you serious, man?
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  Speaker 1: I'm really use some eus or something like man, listen,
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  Speaker 1: bro listen. Whatever it is, it's just a bird or
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: recording whatever. If you gotta do something waiting, it was
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: a bird, man, I'm gonna be solid softed. If this
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: is a bird, I'm gonna really it's a bird. It's spinning, man,
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: it's spinning you. All you gotta do is come to me.
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: And we could have had a listen like me. Hola hola,
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: hola Okay, okay, okay, we're gonna have it like men.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: And then first off, leasing office wouldn't give me a name.
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: What's your nine? My name Chris? Okay, Chris, I'm dead.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: There we go, there, we go. Listen doalg I ain't
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: for the past three months, you know what I'm saying.
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: I ain't really been getting no sleep because of this bird.
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: You say it's a bird. I don't believe that. But
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: a bird a bird. Come on, dog, that's going some
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  Speaker 1: for ten you. We'll take them to work with you
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: is I don't care, figure something out, but whatever going
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: on up there with you and your fire need to
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: come to an immediate house or it's gonna be something
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: do Hey man, hey man, what you can't do is
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: threatened me by what's going on. In my household. Man,
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Look here, you ain't been it being in Lenny whatever
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: the nine meals you need to do something with that.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be some real it shows. Like why an't
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: I going back and forth with you about this? You
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: keep telling me something about a buy It's a bird?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: What's the problem with it? What's the problem? I understanding
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: that people have pet birds? Say man, I don't give
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: them if you have a pet bird. But really, this
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: all night long? How do you? How do you? How
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: do you live with the thing? Come? I'll never shut up.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what Benny told
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: me to tell you, though, God'll tell you what Benny
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: told Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
• 48:52
  Speaker 1: wait wait Waite White Chris White White, Brother, I don't
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: want to hear what no bird told you to tell me?
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what Benny told me to tell you? What? What? What? Then?
• 49:04
  Speaker 1: It told me to tell you this that This is
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You just
• 49:11
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• 49:25
  Speaker 1: your man? Got me? You got it? Man? That guy,
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: have to I'm gonna have to wait to this dude,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: get armed out and talk to him. I don't talk
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: to somebody you about some polsen bird. I don't know
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: what's up stairs. Many I'll be up our night. And
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm missing I'm missing my sleep. I'm missing now.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I'm saying I'm missing y'alls in the morning because I'm
• 49:50
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• 49:53
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• 49:55
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• 49:59
  Speaker 1: Steve Hardy more on the show. We never You know
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: your roommate does not have to be a human being.
• 50:06
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• 50:12
  Speaker 1: There's people with ostriches in the house. I got a parent.
• 50:16
  Speaker 1: That's my roommate, Benny Benny. All right, coming up at
• 50:21
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• 50:24
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• 50:28
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• 50:47
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• 50:49
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• 50:53
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• 51:00
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  Speaker 1: you here. It is a Strawberry letter, Thank you, nephew. Subject,
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: how well do you know your neighbors? Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: I've been married to a wonderful man for almost thirty years.
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: He's an excellent father and provider. But over the years
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: I have spent a lot of time alone in my marriage.
• 51:40
  Speaker 1: At one point, I was very lonely. There was a
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: lot of love and kindness, but no passion. A neighbor
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: and I would talk occasionally, and he picked up on
• 51:50
  Speaker 1: my extreme loneliness and saw that I was vulnerable. He
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: used it to his advantage and we ended up having sex.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not placing all of the lame on my neighbor,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: because I am a grown woman and I knew better.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Loneliness was no excuse to step out on my marriage.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: My neighbor and I had our little fling for two months,
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: and then he started avoiding me. I was glad it
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: was over and I put it behind me. Well. Now,
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: a year later, my neighbor has started contacting me again
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: for sex. I told him that I'm no longer in
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: that dark place in my marriage and I'm not interested
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: in cheating on my husband. He told me that he
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: would not take no for an answer. He has been quiet, Tommy.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: He has been continually texting me and calling my cell phone.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: After I had ignored him for a few days, he
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: got desperate and threatened to send pictures to my husband.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: He said he has pictures of me naked and pictures
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: of us having sex. He said he will text these
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: pictures to my husband if I keep refusing to have
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: sex with him. I don't know what to do. I
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: had no idea that he took pictures of me. He
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: may just be bluffing but I can't take that risk.
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: He discussed me, and I don't want him to touch
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: me ever. Again. I'm really afraid of this man. Now
• 53:10
  Speaker 1: what should I do? Wow? Yeah, this is really serious.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: You don't have a whole lot of options here, because
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: you know, first of all, definitely don't do this. Don't
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: give in to him. Okay, don't give into his whole
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: blackmail thing. Don't do that. He discussed you. He discussed
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: me too. My instincts say, though about the pictures and
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: about him texting them to your husband, that he could
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: be bluffing, because why did he wait so long to
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: bring them out. You know, there's a lot that you
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: left out of the letter that you didn't tell us.
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: But the question then becomes, is that a chance you're
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: willing to take to Paul his bluff. It's just so
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: strange that you left the part of the letter out
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: about a whole year going by and you guys having
• 53:56
  Speaker 1: no contact and your neighbors, you know, he avoiding you
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: at first, So I mean, that's just interesting. It's rather odd.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I mean, you all had no contact, no side eye
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: when you came out of the house, and he came
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: out of the house at the same time. No glances exchanged,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: no words exchange, no texting within a whole year. It's
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: just odd. I mean, you know I have to tell
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: you that I think I don't know. I might have
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: to just write this one out and definitely not tell
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: my husband until you absolutely have to or not. Other
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: than that, I don't know what to tell you to
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: do besides move or something. Steve, you ain't got to move,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: You ain't got to move. Hold on, let me go
• 54:39
  Speaker 1: through the letter. But this might not even take the
• 54:41
  Speaker 1: whole damn break. Okay. I spent a lot of time
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: my loan, my marriage. At one point I was lonely.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Love and kindness but no passion. Neighbor and I talk.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: He picked up on my extreme loneliness, and he saw
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: that I was vulnerable. He used it to his advantage
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: and we ended up having sex. You told him this
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: or reason you shared this for a reason you like
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: you said, yo letter, you grown. I'm not placing all
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: the blame on my neighbor because I'm grown woman and
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: I knew better. Yeah, okay, so take that part out
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: your damn letter. You just had sex with the man
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: because you wanted to. He didn't take advantage of nothing.
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: You told him you was lonely, you liked the attention
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: you was getting. He was looking at you with passion,
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: and you liked that look in his eye. So now
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: y'all had sex. Okay, done, Okay, Loneliness was no excuse
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: step out of my marriage. My neighbor and I had
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: our little fleeing for two months, and then he started
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: avoiding me. Now, let's talk about this, right. He started
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: avoiding you? Why because someone found out or it wasn't good.
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: No more, you avoid a person to not be in
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: that situation, to stop any doubt or questions or anything,
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: or either it just wasn't good. I don't think it
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: wasn't it wasn't good. Part. I think somebody was getting
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: close because he your neighbor who he lived with, see
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: where his wife where his significant other? Because he got one.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: So either the wife or a significant other was questioning him.
• 56:15
  Speaker 1: I was glad as went over and I put it
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: behind me. Well, now a year later, my neighbor has
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: started contacting me again for sex. I told him I'm
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: no longer in that dog place in my marriage and
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not interested in cheating on my husband. He told
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: me he would not take no for an answer, So
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: what you've benna? Do you've benna? Take it? Because you
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: just said no? So what's the next movie? He gonna
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: take it? He's continually texting me and calling my cell phone.
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: After ignored him for a few days, he got desperate
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: and threatened to see him pictures to my husband. If
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: I keep refusing to have sexually, sending the damn picture,
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: tell him to send it. After he's sending this picture
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: to your husband. What he thinks your husband gonna do?
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: Matter of fact, called him back and say, you ain't
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: gotta send it. I'm a tony he on the way
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: over there. Hang on, Steve, hang on, send it. You're long.
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: It's gonna take more than one break, all right, and
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: we're gonna have part of two of your response coming
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: up and spend it twenty three after the hour's subject.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: How well do you know your neighbor? I wish you were.
• 57:18
  Speaker 1: We'll be back at twenty three after you're listening show.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, come on, let's recap today's strawberry letters.
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: This woman was lonely had sex with her next do neighbor.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: He took advantage of it. It's real simple. She was lonely.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: She got involved with the next do neighbor. They had sex.
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: They had a fleeing for two months. She stopped. They
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: hadn't talked for a year. He didn't call it back.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: He wants sex now. She nodded. That dog place in
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: her marriage. People make mistakes. It happens in a better place.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: She don't want to do that no more. He says,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: he ain't taking no full answer, Well, the answer no,
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: So what you can do? So what he's been taken? Now? Oh,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: you finn to go over there and give him some
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: don't do it sex? What is that? Nobody won't know.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: Don't do it sex. It ain't done. Yeah, don't do it.
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: Nobody won't know you. You ought to just give him something.
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: Let him see he ain't gonna want it. Don't do
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: it sex. Don't hurt me. Sex ain't good. That ain't
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: you're gonna You're gonna hurt me him. That's not good sex.
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: But you ain't got to worry about this. He threatening you.
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: He desperate, he said, he's threatening to seeing pictures to
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: your husband. He said he got pictures of me naked
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: and pictures us having sex. Really, so, he said, if
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: we don't have sexual here, he gonna send the picture,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: send it. Yeah, see see this this go two ways.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: If he's send it to your husband. What do you
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: think your husband that still if not to be Come on, dog,
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: you gonna send it to me. See now he goes.
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: Your husband gonna be mad at you. Problem that does
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: want your best? Believe you think you strong enough to
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: send me pictures? Or you having sexual my wife? You
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: thought that was gonna be cool. You thought her hands
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: were gonna be in trouble. So you're gonna play me
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: shot man to man, You're just gonna put it in
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: my face here, This is what I did to your girl, Pardner.
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you how this man ain't finning to
• 59:20
  Speaker 1: send no picture. Oh, I hope you're listening right now.
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: You have no idea. Ain't no man fitting to send
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: that picture? You sending that picture to your husband? Look
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: what I was doing to your girl? Hold up, look
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: what I was doing to your wife? You think he
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: gonna send that picture? Hear? How you stop this right here?
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Call your brother or your cousin or your uncle and say, hey,
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: look I made a mistake. This is what this man doing.
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: Can you call him from me? Yeah, I can't tell
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: you how many men be happy to make this phone.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Oh you gotta picture or you want to send pictures now,
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: so now all you you gotta do it take some
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: pictures of men in trunks, holl Tad, Steve, the picture
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: of them cops with me putting Rodney King. Just just
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: send pictures. Just get a movie, Godfather, just show a
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: movie or son, send pitt you far yeah, and just
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: say we're sending pictures. If you're sending this picture, hit
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: the next picture. I'm gonna take bo. Yeah, this man
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 1: cannot send your husband this picture. He can't. Now he
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: can blur his face out if he won't, to think
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: that'll be slick. But just say it was him right there.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: He stayed right there, and he used me M matter
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: of fact. Lie. Yeah, they had me at gun His
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: friend took these pictures and you're the best liars. I'm
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: so sorry man that they had me at Gump. But
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: what they did to me. This is when Lyon can
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: come in and it can be a great, great cool.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 1: But Steve White, didn't their neighbors, Why didn't they talk
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: for a whole year? What was that about? Because he
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: almost got busted his significant others suspected something. He didn't.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 1: Got that cleared up right now, so now he think
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: it's cool. So now he ready to come on back
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: in all his significant other than down, ain't I'm gonna
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: talking about why you always looking at her? Why she
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: always where y'all be going? Where did I see your car?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's gone? Now he want you back? Keep cutting her,
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: y'ad That's what I wanted. Yeah, so you know that's
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: all it is. M that's all it is. All right.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 1: Let the church say many man, But seeing that picture,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: if you want to and see what happened, it would
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: be the last picture you see. I got up. I'm
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: gonna what's Tommy? I think I just said a house
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: on fire? I know I ain't gonna say, but I
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: just too. He just come home. It's just gone. Yeah,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: what wasn't wait a minute, welcome to the wasn't the
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: house back? Another man even said, I'm gonna send these
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: pictures to your his man. That'll tell you what type
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: of man he is already. But people do that, though
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: they do ye don't get these pictures and say something like,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: oh my god, what is this? Nobody's gonna say that.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: They take those pictures. They plaster them all over people's
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: car win shields. But yeah, at their job, put him
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 1: up on you know, the posts, the telephone poles, all
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: that kind of stuff in the neighborhood. They yeah, social
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: media all of that. Yeah, man, I wouldn't worry about.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Do you don't, Finn what to do? Mess your day out? No? No? Yeah?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, well, thank you Steve Um sending
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: him a picture his obituary print one. I like that
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: family member. Yeah, yeah, all right, Well we do have
• 1:03:08
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• 1:03:13
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• 1:03:27
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• 1:03:34
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• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: mixed up. Sometimes we do things, but we should be
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  Speaker 1: doing another thing, meaning the thing that you might not
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 1: be doing should be the thing you should do. For instance,
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  Speaker 1: what how about we've blessed the food before we take
• 1:03:52
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  Speaker 1: follow you know, blest food. First. I thin't got Fridays
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: mixed up. That's just mean. I agree so so so.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: I got a friend named Lenard, just brought him a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 1: brand new Lexus. He fought it, he fought it, but
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: he stayed at his mama house. Now is that prod
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  Speaker 1: designer clothes on, but you got teeth missing where we
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  Speaker 1: You at the bus stop. I pull up in a
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  Speaker 1: This is just stuff that loses say when the team
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  Speaker 1: when the team is losing, just things they say. At
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  Speaker 1: least they got championship ring. What's your team got? What
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  Speaker 1: he had to do with said that? You can't say
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  Speaker 1: you got one? Hey, damn, just one word. That's it.
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  Speaker 1: That's one word, Tommy, you got to beat alright, come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I know he doesn't really want to play. I'm an
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  Speaker 1: alumni member, dash right, I'm with them when they win,
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  Speaker 1: you know, damn with all them kids of age. Alright,
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  Speaker 1: no go at nine. Some people say when their team
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  Speaker 1: I didn't get any of that. Come on the reluctant one.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's Sunday. I tell you what they
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  Speaker 1: losing stuff people say when the team lose, I lose
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  Speaker 1: because they got that white boy quarterback. And this is
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  Speaker 1: what they say. What they say that when they lose him.
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  Speaker 1: You don't even know how to play so long, E
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  Speaker 1: know why you talking? I get out a lot, don't play,
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  Speaker 1: So just stop watching tearing to the hockey game. Let's
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  Speaker 1: just watch that. Uh, anybody told the Browns we supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be playing like anybody told the Browns we supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be playing time? He can't to keep let them run,
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  Speaker 1: get real man, flag football. It don't matter to me.
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  Speaker 1: I ain't got no money on the game. No damn
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  Speaker 1: rationalize that thing people say when the team is losing, you,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to burn this jerse talk. I'm gonna set
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  Speaker 1: your damn jerks on fire. Keep playing last week. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why they's gonna sell the damn team. Come on, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really from Phila, deal, not even from a whole
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  Speaker 1: another city. Keep on running your mouth. You're about to
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  Speaker 1: piss me off. I'll tell you what he would. Why
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  Speaker 1: they're winning. They got a lot of Pro Bowl players,
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of people in Pro Bowl on the team.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we ain't got but two here here, this one.
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  Speaker 1: Somebody really got up to here. I'm gonna tell you
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  Speaker 1: right now, you're gonna mess around them cowboys. Help you
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  Speaker 1: get yours right now? They say that for real, really
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  Speaker 1: say that people say when their team is living. Mister
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  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey, all right, I'm gonna say this and get
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  Speaker 1: explanation as to why your team keep losing Sunday out
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  Speaker 1: the Sunday. You're ready. Count the white people on the team, Steve, No, no,
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  Speaker 1: got exactly, get the whole white people on. I got one.
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  Speaker 1: I got one. That's the end. That's got seven white
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  Speaker 1: people team. Don't you can't win with seven white people
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  Speaker 1: but the whole Yeah, you talking about you at that point, always, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: You're listening to show there is a shortage of the
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel like being in the Christmas bid. He is, No,
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  Speaker 1: of something and try to get you to understand a
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  Speaker 1: very important concept that I've learned about success. If you
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  Speaker 1: stay in your comfort zone, that's where you'll fail. If
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  Speaker 1: you stay in your comfort zone. That's where you'll failed.
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  Speaker 1: Success is an uncomfortable process. Success requires you to step
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  Speaker 1: everybody would like to remain comfortable throughout their life, but
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  Speaker 1: convenience is built through inconvenience. It's the only way to
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  Speaker 1: have convenience. You have to be it has to be
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  Speaker 1: built through inconvenience. I don't know if I told you
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  Speaker 1: this the other day, but I was talking with the
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  Speaker 1: guy at this fashion show. This guy was a tailor,
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  Speaker 1: very young Taylor from London, and he told me something
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  Speaker 1: that his father told him that stuck with him. He said,
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  Speaker 1: why are you young? If you party now, you'll work
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  Speaker 1: till you die? But why are you young? If you
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  Speaker 1: work now, you can party till you die. Did you
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  Speaker 1: understand that if while you're young, if you party now,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna end up work until you die. But if
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  Speaker 1: while you're young, you work now, when you get old,
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  Speaker 1: you can party till you die. That's that's the exchange.
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  Speaker 1: Of life. But that would cause you to step outside
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  Speaker 1: of your comfort zone. In order to be successful. That's
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  Speaker 1: where you have to go, because success is not in
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  Speaker 1: the comfort zone. I wish it was. I wish I
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  Speaker 1: could lay in the bed longer. I wish I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have to work as much as I do. I wish
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  Speaker 1: man I could mail it in. I wish I could
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  Speaker 1: call in and take off. I wish I had more
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  Speaker 1: off days. I wish I could get five months off
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  Speaker 1: to travel the world. I wish I could well. In
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  Speaker 1: order to make any of those wishes, I won't possible.
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  Speaker 1: I got to put it in now. I got to
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  Speaker 1: get myself uncomfortable because convenience is built through inconvenience. It's
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  Speaker 1: not the other way around. It never will be. I
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  Speaker 1: had some millennials on the show the other day and
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  Speaker 1: we were having no incredible conversation about working and sacrificing,
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  Speaker 1: and one young man said, when an old people's mindset
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  Speaker 1: gonna change because I don't like coming to work early
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  Speaker 1: in around noon. And old people's mind set and needs
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  Speaker 1: to get getting used to the new way. And he
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  Speaker 1: had a valid point because with technology so many people
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  Speaker 1: can work from home now because of technology. People got computers.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of work is done on a computer. And
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  Speaker 1: I told him, I said, that's great. I said, it's
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  Speaker 1: great what you're saying, and it may be eventually it
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  Speaker 1: will turn that way. I said, but the problem you
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  Speaker 1: got the baby June, the baby boomer generation, the dudes
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  Speaker 1: that's fifty and sixty, my generation, well, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: to own the and we didn't get here coming in
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  Speaker 1: at twelve. And we're not gonna sit here and watch
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  Speaker 1: you come in here at twelve thinking you're gonna get it.
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  Speaker 1: And I said it for in reality that death doesn't work,
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  Speaker 1: young man, I said, I wish you the best. What
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  Speaker 1: you're thinking, I say, but why don't you come behind
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  Speaker 1: this technology you have with some hard work. If you
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  Speaker 1: combine what you all have today with my work ethic,
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  Speaker 1: do you know how successful you would be? I said, So,
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  Speaker 1: I got that you want to come in at noon,
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  Speaker 1: but that ain't hard work. We out here on the
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  Speaker 1: been opened for two hours. They're making decisions a bout
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  Speaker 1: your life and money, and you sleep. You're behind the
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  Speaker 1: eight ball. It's not how it works. You build a
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  Speaker 1: life of convenience to win convenience. Step outside your comfort zone.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of it. It will serve you well because
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  Speaker 1: will fail. Get out of your comfort zone. It will
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  Speaker 1: serve you well, because if you stay in it, that's
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  Speaker 1: where you will fail. I just thought of that, right then, Wow,
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  Speaker 1: those are my closing remade. Drop it. Well, that was good.
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