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Junior Truth Be Told, Little Mean Things, levateyou.com, SHVM and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all know what's time.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all don't know y'all all at all, So.
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  Speaker 4: Don't given them back A million bus bussy.
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  Speaker 3: Ye listening to me?
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  Speaker 2: I don't, Joy, Yeah, Joy, you go.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta turn.
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  Speaker 6: I can't.
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  Speaker 7: I got to turn the mout turn. You probably got
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  Speaker 7: to turn the mouth.
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  Speaker 2: The word of the money up. Come come out your.
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  Speaker 8: I sure will. Good morning everybody. You're listening to the voice,
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  Speaker 8: come on dig me now, one and only. It is
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  Speaker 8: Steve Harvey. Yeah, I got a radio show. Okay, this
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  Speaker 8: is a timely for everybody.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure. I want to offer you all some encouragement
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  Speaker 2: because everybody needed. Let me tell you something.
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  Speaker 8: You strike out on your goals, you strike out on
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  Speaker 8: your aspirations.
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  Speaker 2: And so you strike out. As it happens to all
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  Speaker 2: of us. Here it comes life.
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  Speaker 8: Life just hits one of them bad notes, as it
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  Speaker 8: always does, as it always does for all of us,
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  Speaker 8: for everybody. Now, when those bad notes happen, when the
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  Speaker 8: haters come out of nowhere, when the setback comes up,
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  Speaker 8: when when the eye of nowhere appears, when now I
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  Speaker 8: didn't see that coming comes, Here's here's what you have
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  Speaker 8: to do here is the thing that I have been
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  Speaker 8: teaching myself for years that I used to not always understand.
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  Speaker 8: So I'm trying to give it to you. You have
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  Speaker 8: to be encouraged anyway. Now that's difficult, okay, Steve, what
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  Speaker 8: you're talking about. You just told me all this discouraging
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  Speaker 8: stuff that can happen, and you said you got to
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  Speaker 8: be encouraged anyway. Yeah, man, you have to, because what's
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  Speaker 8: happening to you right now, the thing that you're going
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  Speaker 8: through right now, the thing that everybody's going through right now.
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  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody on smooth sailing.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 8: Everybody got something and if they if they don't smooth sailing,
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  Speaker 8: just know this is coming. There's nothing I'm wishing on anybody.
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  Speaker 8: It's just that this is life. This is how it
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  Speaker 8: happens everybody, So please stop stop getting on the old
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  Speaker 8: woe is Me bandwagon, the old Lord?
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  Speaker 2: Why met old Lord?
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  Speaker 8: Something always happened to me, something always happens to everybody.
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  Speaker 2: But here's what you got to do. When you get
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  Speaker 2: in moments like this, you got to be encouraged.
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  Speaker 8: You got to remember in those times, in those times
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  Speaker 8: when it's going wrong, you got to remember all that
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  Speaker 8: you've been through.
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  Speaker 2: You got to remember all that you've come through.
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  Speaker 8: You have to remember those other times when you felt
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  Speaker 8: like this, and somehow, unexplainably you don't even.
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  Speaker 2: Really stop to say nothing about it. It just changed
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  Speaker 2: for you. And the problem that was is no more.
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  Speaker 8: And the situation that seems so insurmountable, you got over it,
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  Speaker 8: You got around it, You got over it. Sometimes you
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  Speaker 8: just got to slide right under it. Sometimes you got
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  Speaker 8: to plow through it. But in those times when it's
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  Speaker 8: discouraging for you, when you feel like giving up, those
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  Speaker 8: are the test. Those are the moments that will determine
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  Speaker 8: whether we make it or not. I'll tell you one
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  Speaker 8: thing for sure. If you give up in these moments
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  Speaker 8: right here here is a for show you'll never make it.
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  Speaker 8: That's unquestionably the deal.
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  Speaker 2: If you give up in these dark times, if.
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  Speaker 8: You give up in these what you think is insurmountable moments,
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  Speaker 8: if you turn back now here is the one thousand
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  Speaker 8: percent for sure you ain't gonna make it. But there
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  Speaker 8: is a bright side to this situation. If you keep
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  Speaker 8: your head down, if you keep forging, if you keep
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  Speaker 8: pressing on sometimes if you just stand there and sometimes
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  Speaker 8: get knocked to your knees.
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  Speaker 2: But if you stay in that place.
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  Speaker 8: If you just stay there and ride the storm out,
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  Speaker 8: my head is bloodied but unbowed. If you can just
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  Speaker 8: stay there, if you consider in that moment and ride
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  Speaker 8: it out, you will win. You will pass the test,
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  Speaker 8: and you will get to move on to the next level.
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  Speaker 8: But there is no next level without a test. You
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  Speaker 8: can't get to grade six without passing grade five. You
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  Speaker 8: can't be a senior without first being a junior. You
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  Speaker 8: can't graduate without fulfilling the hours and requirements.
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  Speaker 2: You see, I don't care what you do in life.
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  Speaker 2: Look at it. It's all set up on levels.
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  Speaker 8: Well, you've got to accomplish the thing before in order
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  Speaker 8: to get to the next level. And when you've made
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  Speaker 8: those level accomplishments, you get to graduate. Now you can
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  Speaker 8: go on and get a master's and a pH d.
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  Speaker 8: You can go on and become rich. You can go
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  Speaker 8: become wealthy, or you can go or you can go
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  Speaker 8: somewhere and think yourself in another set of circumstances. But
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  Speaker 8: you got to go through something to get to something
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  Speaker 8: that ain't nothing free. So you can stop that notion
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  Speaker 8: about being successful that is easy. Come on, man, if
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  Speaker 8: it was easy. What we don't what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 8: It is not easy. Stop thinking it is. It is difficult.
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  Speaker 8: But I'll tell you what's even more difficult than becoming successful.
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  Speaker 8: To know what that is, try not being successful your
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  Speaker 8: whole life. That's hard. You are listening to a person
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  Speaker 8: who has done them both been successful and really really
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  Speaker 8: been not successful. And I got news for you. Both
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  Speaker 8: of them hard. But I would rather deal with what
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  Speaker 8: it is to be something, to make something out of myself,
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  Speaker 8: to force myself to go to work when I don't
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  Speaker 8: feel like it. This morning was a rough get up
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  Speaker 8: for me, but I got up and I said thank
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  Speaker 8: you anyway. Never give up, And I don't watch this
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  Speaker 8: dude to Heed the mess around and got close to
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  Speaker 8: me because he just never gave up.
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  Speaker 2: You can never ever give up.
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  Speaker 5: Never.
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  Speaker 8: It's not an option. Giving up cannot be an option
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  Speaker 8: for you. You cannot do that. It's out of the question.
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  Speaker 8: It's inconceivable in your mind to quit, because to quit
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  Speaker 8: is to what what you get when you quit nothing.
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  Speaker 2: That is a reward for.
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  Speaker 8: Those who hang in there, who never give up, who
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  Speaker 8: forge through, who see it through, who get knocked down
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  Speaker 8: and get back up, who gets trample, but somehow gathers
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  Speaker 8: themselves and get back to your knees.
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  Speaker 2: But stay in that place, man, don't ever give up.
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  Speaker 2: Don't let go.
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  Speaker 8: Be encouraged. Think of all you've been through, Think of
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  Speaker 8: all you come through. Think of all he's done for you.
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  Speaker 8: Think of all the times you thought you wasn't gonna
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  Speaker 8: make it. But somehow, without you ever even saying thank you,
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  Speaker 8: he got through.
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  Speaker 2: He got you through it.
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  Speaker 8: Anyway. That's that thing called grace. Now we kind of
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  Speaker 8: need that in our life. Will all I need is
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  Speaker 8: a little more grace. You can't give God no money
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  Speaker 8: for grace, man. Grace is absolutely free. It's available to everybody,
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  Speaker 8: but you can't get none if you quit. Don't give up.
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  Speaker 8: I'll just tell you that flat out. Don't ever give up.
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  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning show.
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  Speaker 8: Ladies and gentlemen, man, have your undivided attention.
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  Speaker 2: Please thank you now, put that down. Now, stop stop
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  Speaker 2: all that. Thank you.
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  Speaker 8: Now that I have it, it's time for the Steve
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  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show. Wait man, hold on one second. I
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  Speaker 8: said no, it's time for the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome everybody, welcome one, Welcome all we are here. Hold
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  Speaker 2: on y'all one second.
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  Speaker 1: Man ain't gonna tell you.
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  Speaker 8: I said no, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Steve
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  Speaker 8: Harvey Morning Show, and this is how we chose to
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  Speaker 8: do it. This morning the creator of reality radio. And
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  Speaker 8: it don't get no more.
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  Speaker 2: Really, what.
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  Speaker 6: Hold on?
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  Speaker 2: Get off this damn radio.
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  Speaker 11: You just wait.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Shirley Strawberry.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, good morning, Steve.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on over there?
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  Speaker 2: That ain't nothing happening right here? We're just being real
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  Speaker 2: with it, you know, calling for real, I mean, keeping
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  Speaker 2: it real.
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  Speaker 9: What's going on, Steve, Nephew, Tommy, Yeah, yay, I'm in
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  Speaker 9: the building, top top top top.
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Brown, what up, mister Hobby? What's going on?
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  Speaker 11: Man?
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  Speaker 2: What is happening? Hey? Nothing?
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  Speaker 6: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Everybody good? Yes, I'm.
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  Speaker 9: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in good shape, man, real good shape, happy, blessed.
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  Speaker 2: I don't wonder Apple sauce.
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  Speaker 1: Wait did you just say happy?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Really happy? Ecstatic? Listen to me, over joy. The
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  Speaker 2: key is I'm not finna let nobody steal my joy? Brother,
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  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because the thieves out there, the joy thieves are
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  Speaker 4: out there, they still enjoy it.
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  Speaker 2: Damn joy in a minute. Man boy, you know what's
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  Speaker 2: amazing to me.
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  Speaker 8: It's like amazing that people people who think they can
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  Speaker 8: do something to you, like it's just gonna be free,
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  Speaker 8: you know, like that I'm gonna just do what I
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  Speaker 8: want to do to them and it's just gonna be free.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I'm here to tell you it ain't free. You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna have to pay another free cause it free costs.
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  Speaker 2: You just been gassed. Go get it, I mean, deliver
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  Speaker 2: free to ease.
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  Speaker 7: So you're right free and free.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's almost like a conversation and you're listening
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  Speaker 1: real carefully, but if you list real closely, it's real stupid.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah what what?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 11: Say what now?
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  Speaker 2: Sun Shine?
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  Speaker 1: Well I'm un you're happy, Steve, oh man good.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad for that.
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  Speaker 1: Myself always good.
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  Speaker 2: Had a good weekend. Play some golf this weekend. Oh
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  Speaker 2: play pretty good. But you know it's just once a
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  Speaker 2: couple of them swings, you'd be going, what the hell
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  Speaker 2: did I do?
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  Speaker 8: Hell?
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  Speaker 2: Did all?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Coming up at thirty two minutes after the hour, we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear from the nephew he is back to run
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  Speaker 1: that prank back right after this you're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Morning show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time now to start your morning off
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  Speaker 1: with the nephew and run that prank back what you
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  Speaker 1: got for his nep.
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  Speaker 2: Your son didn't make the team. Let's go cat though.
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  Speaker 12: Hello.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, I'm trying to read missus lidial.
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  Speaker 2: This is she.
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  Speaker 5: This is coach Watkins up at the up at the school.
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  Speaker 12: How are you, hey, Coach Watkins? I'm fine?
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  Speaker 5: What can I do for you? Listen, we've had maleak
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  Speaker 5: out for the last week and a half. He's been
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  Speaker 5: coming to practice here at the Junior High School and
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  Speaker 5: wanted to reach out and give you a call about
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  Speaker 5: everything that's going on.
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  Speaker 12: Oh yeah, well, I know he's really excited. He can't
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  Speaker 12: wait to start the seasons. He's ready walking all.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you know what, I'll be honest with you. He's
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  Speaker 5: a great kid, and he's got a good heart, and
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  Speaker 5: he's really really really trying and trying to produce as
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  Speaker 5: much as possible.
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  Speaker 12: Well, you know, he loves the game and he's been playing.
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  Speaker 5: Since he was a little kid. Yeah, yeah, you know,
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  Speaker 5: this is uh, you know, this is the seventh grade.
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  Speaker 5: This is the first time some of these kids have
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  Speaker 5: played organized football, and this is the first time playing
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  Speaker 5: school football, and it's it's a big it's a big
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  Speaker 5: transition that if you've been playing little league ball or
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  Speaker 5: Pop Warner or whatever you want to call it, it's
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  Speaker 5: a it's a big difference in a big transition to
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  Speaker 5: go from one to the other.
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  Speaker 12: You understand, Yeah, I do understand.
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  Speaker 5: But Malik is been.
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  Speaker 12: Working really hard. Yes, he's ready.
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  Speaker 5: Well, well, well let me let me say this. My
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  Speaker 5: main reason for calling you is letting you know that
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  Speaker 5: Malik as of right now, is not going to be
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  Speaker 5: able to make the cut as far as what you say, well,
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  Speaker 5: he's not going to be able to make the cut
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  Speaker 5: as far as being on the team for this year. Now,
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  Speaker 5: I got you said, wait, wait, you said that Malik
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  Speaker 5: is not gonna be able to make the team. You
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  Speaker 5: know what I said, it's not gonna make the team.
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  Speaker 5: He's a great kid. You know, he's a great you know,
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  Speaker 5: he's a great kid.
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  Speaker 13: But now, he didn't play Pop Warner and he was
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  Speaker 13: a starting quarterback, So what are you talking about. He's
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  Speaker 13: not gonna make the team this year.
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  Speaker 5: He was the best they had out on that squad. Okay,
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  Speaker 5: and you know what, I've heard a lot about him
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  Speaker 5: I heard he did a great job. Heard about him.
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  Speaker 13: Have you seen his step? Twenty touchdowns in the season.
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  Speaker 5: I understand who are the kids is out there doing that?
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  Speaker 5: But you know what, but right now, we got a
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  Speaker 5: lot of different kids that are coming into this particular school,
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  Speaker 5: so you know, the competition has gone greater and greater
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  Speaker 5: than what we could possibly understand.
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  Speaker 12: Wait a minute, women, this is seventh grade. First of all,
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  Speaker 12: everybody makes the team. Nobody gets cut in the first place.
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  Speaker 12: You got an A team and a B team.
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  Speaker 13: So you're telling me my baby ain't made.
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  Speaker 5: None of them teams? Right right now, miss Lydia? Uh
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  Speaker 5: you know, uh? Like I said, Malika is a great kid.
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  Speaker 5: I like him.
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  Speaker 12: I know what Milik is.
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  Speaker 13: I know that he's a great kid and he's a ballplayer.
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  Speaker 5: Now I make sure that so don't come telling me
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  Speaker 5: that he's.
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  Speaker 13: Not good enough to make the cut on this seventh
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  Speaker 13: grade team.
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  Speaker 5: Well who is the quarterback? Who?
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  Speaker 13: Yeah, you tell me what's going on?
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  Speaker 12: Who is the quarterback?
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  Speaker 5: Well? Actually, right now, my son is the quarterback? Your son, well,
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  Speaker 5: I mean you know, yeah, is actually the quarterback. He
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  Speaker 5: hasn't done any pop warn or anything, but he really
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  Speaker 5: has what it takes to be the quarter.
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  Speaker 13: Never played football before, or he's ever played organized football,
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  Speaker 13: but he's gonna be the quarterback for the seventh grade team.
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  Speaker 5: Is that what you're telling me? Well, yeah, my son
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  Speaker 5: is actually a sharting quarterback, but that.
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  Speaker 13: My son don't make the team and my son score
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  Speaker 13: twenty touchdown twenty touchdown? Is that what you're telling me?
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  Speaker 5: Ah, hell no, I'm calling up to that school tomorrow.
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  Speaker 5: I will be up there tomorrow. Let me explain something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 5: no no.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know what this is.
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  Speaker 13: It's nepotism or whatever that you got going on around here.
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  Speaker 13: But hell no, my son ain't Nathan. Hell no, it's
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  Speaker 13: gonna be smoking the city tomorrow when I get up.
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  Speaker 12: There, Lydia.
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  Speaker 5: What I want to say this is that if your
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  Speaker 5: son would take a year off, Lord and try to
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  Speaker 5: get itself together and get the fundamentals together together, a
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  Speaker 5: greater football player when he gets to be headed to
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  Speaker 5: the eighth grade.
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  Speaker 13: Was the roight this doll last year? What's going about
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  Speaker 13: this fundamental together?
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  Speaker 5: Yo?
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  Speaker 2: Said?
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  Speaker 13: I ain't never even play.
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  Speaker 5: But you know what, I've worked with my son and
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  Speaker 5: you know, and it's a little on. It's a little
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  Speaker 5: awkward for me to try to talk about what my
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  Speaker 5: son has done for you to talking about because you
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  Speaker 5: don't know what your son has done, because ain't nobody
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  Speaker 5: ever seen your son.
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  Speaker 13: You just got this dream probably something that you ain't dead.
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  Speaker 13: You want to live vicusy through him.
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  Speaker 5: Hell no, that's just about it. I don't hell like
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  Speaker 5: from school. I played in high school. And let me
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  Speaker 5: say this, I'm trying to do the best that I
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  Speaker 5: can and the best of my ability to make sure
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  Speaker 5: that everybody gets a good and fair shot at what's
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  Speaker 5: going on. I'll not but he but he don't get
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  Speaker 5: to play, So what about getting out?
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  Speaker 13: Don't get the plans?
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  Speaker 5: Probably he don't even gonna work out to be a
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  Speaker 5: better Try that to the mother.
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  Speaker 13: Mother's that's some bull.
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  Speaker 5: I bet you.
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  Speaker 13: I guarantee you this, my son to be starting this year.
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  Speaker 13: I guarantee you this.
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  Speaker 5: You don't want none of that, Okay, Right now, all
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  Speaker 5: I can say is I need Malik to actually bring
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  Speaker 5: his cliques back because my son's gonna need him to
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  Speaker 5: play in what I fuck them?
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  Speaker 13: Your son ain't her said, I'm running down that field.
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  Speaker 13: We're gonna run barefoot.
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  Speaker 12: He ain't get mine nothing, ma'am.
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  Speaker 5: From my records. Understanding is that the cliques actually came records.
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  Speaker 13: The one that told you that my sun can't fight
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  Speaker 13: your records' thinking about your records.
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  Speaker 5: You your mama and the day she busted your ma'am.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna sit here and go back and forth
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  Speaker 5: with you. All I'm trying to say, is it that
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  Speaker 5: Maleague's ain't about.
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  Speaker 1: To do you?
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  Speaker 13: Start looking for a job, get your resume together.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, you know what, ma'am, I'm not gonna go back
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  Speaker 5: and for I got one more thing I need to say.
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  Speaker 13: To you, nothing that you ain't got nothing else to
• 19:35
  Speaker 13: say to me. My son to be playing and I'll
• 19:37
  Speaker 13: be up there tomorrow.
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: I have one more thing I need to say to you.
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: Are you listening? Only thing you need to tell me
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: is who I need to talk to tomorrow now. I'll
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: let you know that as soon as I tell you this.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: So you're listening, I'm listening. What this his nephew Tommy
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your sister Aina got
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: me to a prank phone call you. Hello, I thought
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: that was really cold. You worry about the school boy
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: Davey was going, oh man, man, I got something. Ask
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio
• 20:29
  Speaker 5: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Loaded Show. Oh lord.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Right now.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Top yeah, all right? Thinking apew Tommy coming up next
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: to his ask the CLO with her chief Love Officer,
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building.
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, time now for you to help some
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: listeners with their love problems. This is our asked the
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: CLO segment. If you if you have any love questions
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: for the CLO, please go to Steve HARVEYFM dot com.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, it sounds like you're ready. This one
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: is from Incognito in Oklahoma, says my husband is a
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: security guard at a community college. He recently busted two
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: students smoking weed, and he took the weed and reported them.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: He brought the weed home and put it on his nightstand.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: I didn't know he had to turn the weed into
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: the school, so I smoked it. He noticed the weed
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: was gone, he flipped out and said he could lose
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: his job over this. He searched all over the house.
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: He knows I smoked, but he never accused me of
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: taking it. I hate to see him this stressed out.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: Should I confess.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Kevin lose his job? You confessinating going to say you
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: the job? You got to buy some more damn and
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: give it to your hug. But you're too high to
• 22:03
  Speaker 2: figure that out all the damn.
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: But he doesn't.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: She thought he brought some weeds.
• 22:21
  Speaker 11: Weed.
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: What you do?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: What they do? They pinch off the top and say
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: they do it. You roll a joint and call it
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: a day. Damn.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: Wow, she's greedy, all right, So buy your man some
• 22:35
  Speaker 1: more weed, all right? Moving on, Sentania in Evanston, Illinois
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: says I'm a live music junkie and I've always loved drummers.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Two Saturdays ago, my boyfriend and I want to hear
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: a band and I locked eyes with the drummer and
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: we flirted all night. I managed to slip in my
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: business card before we left, and he called me the
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: next day. I met him for lunch on a Tuesday,
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: and right after we were seated, my boyfriend appeared out
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: of nowhere and sat with us. My boyfriend and the
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: drummer are co workers, so it was a setup, and
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend dumped me. It's cool, though, I want to Yeah.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: It's cool though, because I want the drummer. Do you
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: think I stand a chance with him now?
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah?
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 8: Go and get the drummer, and that's all you're gonna
• 23:25
  Speaker 8: get is a Drummer's right, You're gonna get beat and
• 23:29
  Speaker 8: then that's gonna be it. He gonna beat you because
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: that's what drummers do, and then that's gonna be it.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: It was a setup. They was coworkers. You got busted.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: That's okay.
• 23:42
  Speaker 8: You want your drum anyway, going and go for the drummer,
• 23:45
  Speaker 8: but you're about to find the trick dudes is dudes
• 23:48
  Speaker 8: is real tricky when they're real boys. You need to
• 23:52
  Speaker 8: get off them.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Damn drummers.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you just have to have a drummer.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Open up yourself up the piano players.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Horn players, dude horn. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. No,
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: you don't stand a chance with him. Carlsa and make
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: and Georgia. I've been married for a year and I
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: moved into my husband's home after the wedding. I noticed
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: he had a lot of female clothing and coats in
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: a basement closet. He told me they belonged to his
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: ex and she moved out of state and needed to
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: store a few things temporarily. I put all of her
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: stuff in a big plastic bin, and I told him
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I need her address. He said, I can't send them
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: to her because that's rude, and he promised to keep
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: them for her. I know he loves me, but should
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: I worry about his loyalty to his ex?
• 24:43
  Speaker 14: What?
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Well, it's not no loyalty. It's just that he's got
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: a little bit mixed up.
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: Because if he thanked, he's finish live in that house
• 24:53
  Speaker 8: in peace, with her clothes in a da damn basement.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: He's sadly mistaken. Your job is to give him nothing
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: but pure hell by these until they go. And I
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: want all the fellers to know I'm not telling them
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: nothing they ain't gonna do anyway.
• 25:13
  Speaker 8: So it ain't no still you always telling me the
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: wrong thing. No, this what they gonna do any damn way.
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: We already knew this.
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I applaud her so hard for packing them up and
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: sending them to her, wanting to do that.
• 25:25
  Speaker 8: Yeah, no, no, no, no, she got to get out
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: of here. Now he's gonna tell her he keep them. No, partner,
• 25:33
  Speaker 8: I got what you're saying, but just got's to go, got.
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: To Yeah, I know he loves me, but should I
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: worry about his loyalty to his as.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: It's not loyalty to her? And just he is something
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: as a favor.
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: He thinks he's being honorable by doing what he said
• 25:54
  Speaker 8: he's gonna do, But it cannot be at the expense
• 25:56
  Speaker 8: of you.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: No, it's the part he's missing.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Right, that's the exactly right, Steve. He said, I can't
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: his wife, can't send them to her because that's rude.
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: Okay, well we're.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: About to be rude.
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm the new miss so and so, and here
• 26:12
  Speaker 8: your sugar honey ice tea?
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Right, and then the husband said he promised to keep
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: them for her.
• 26:21
  Speaker 5: What you.
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Where you are?
• 26:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: You problem? Yeah?
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Thank you? This is my house.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Now which one you want to do? You want to
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: mail it, burn it, how you want to do it.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't have gave him the option running this.
• 26:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: What is that in the fireplace?
• 26:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I was all this smoke? Why smell like perfume? In hem?
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: Your healths close, promised.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: But this is a red flag though, because he doesn't
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: see that. You know, this is the red flag, he said.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I can't send them to her because that's rude. And
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I promised that that's a red flag. Your husband should
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: never say that to you about another woman.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Come on in the morning. That's the only promise you
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: need to be.
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's not cool, not cool at all. All right,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: some clothes and bring them in there you have, okay,
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: all right, jr Oh, that's Jimmy's jacket. I promise I
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: we're keeping all yeah, and you can't handle this because
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: that's rude. Now, Jimmy jacket. Now who started the fire?
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Jimmy to come get the jacker fore, Jimmy get jack.
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: What?
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Lisa?
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much. C l Oh, great
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: advice as always, you're listening.
• 28:11
  Speaker 10: Morning show.
• 28:14
  Speaker 8: All right.
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: So, uh, I see we have here little mean things.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I know it's me. That is all me, This is
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: all you, This is all me.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: I have been dubbed the meanest person here.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: You're not really a mean person? Is hell? Just a
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: whole honor bid disgrunto.
• 28:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that takes all that.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: What what's little things that give me enlightenment?
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Little mean things that I like to do? Okay, you
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: actually do? Yeah? Yeah?
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: I like what like?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Okay, if I see somebody's dog using like using outside,
• 28:55
  Speaker 4: I like to honk the horn real loud, writing right
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: in the middle.
• 29:01
  Speaker 7: Just make him do that. That gives me and enjoying me.
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Like if I see somebody running for the elevator, I'm
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: on the elevator and he had out hold of dough.
• 29:16
  Speaker 7: I'm coming. I act like I'm holding the door, but
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: I go through the Mok, you can make it.
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: Come on, man, come on, he act like you're looking
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: for Yeah, and then.
• 29:28
  Speaker 4: Stop pushing that button. And then when that dope clothes,
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: I love it. I'm sending it back back down.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: Don't be right back down, man.
• 29:40
  Speaker 4: And if I see somebody in the store that's white
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: or his girlfriend, Oh my god, this is so much
• 29:51
  Speaker 4: like when they're not looking what condoms are loose in
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: the basket, when they get.
• 30:00
  Speaker 7: Get your funny to me that check see that looked up.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: So much.
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: Oh my god. When I see little old ladies crossing
• 30:13
  Speaker 7: the street with the walk.
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: That what.
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: We didn't get right in front of that? Just hit
• 30:21
  Speaker 7: the gey, hit hit that gas, but put your foot
• 30:23
  Speaker 7: on the brake right hit look straight up.
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: I'm not got I don't mind taking apart and say
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: I don't mind if I see you waiting?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: How did I get up in there?
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: And I know you will wait.
• 30:52
  Speaker 7: You're gonna work out for you. I love to do
• 30:57
  Speaker 7: this a lot. The go to restaurant. In the restaurant
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: I go to, is my birthday? Get that happy birthday?
• 31:08
  Speaker 7: You know, but you gotta say it low.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You know it's.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: My dad.
• 31:18
  Speaker 10: Love that love it.
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: Diamatic and cake.
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: For free.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: If I'm in church right and you got your baby
• 31:30
  Speaker 4: face and me, I'm gonna make him cry.
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: The parents turn around.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: You got a straight face.
• 31:45
  Speaker 7: One racket.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: You go in the ladies in these ladies stores right
• 31:50
  Speaker 4: in the big in the big shops, and you switch
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: the size is right?
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: You put size six on fourteen, so she thinks you.
• 32:00
  Speaker 10: Got on the stand.
• 32:02
  Speaker 7: I'm coming down. It's coming out right. Just the last
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: one right here, another one, just the last one.
• 32:21
  Speaker 15: Catch tickers. Oh my god, that had a bet. That'd
• 32:24
  Speaker 15: a bet because you know they've been out there for
• 32:26
  Speaker 15: a while. You stopped by two blocks up and you
• 32:30
  Speaker 15: had to yet where you going.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Turn?
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: What come on, I'm run that way.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: Then you drive your heads to watch him in the review?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: What that look? Oh my god, so much I know
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: people still hear.
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: Right, you down and I let it down and that
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: was the best he got.
• 33:06
  Speaker 7: He broke down right and you see it on his
• 33:09
  Speaker 7: face that it up you all.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: This un't nobody going.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Man.
• 33:19
  Speaker 14: My favorite got to be the old lady on that wall.
• 33:24
  Speaker 7: You come right right in front of the.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: But they turn it cut you off because they can't
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: do nothing just wrong.
• 33:35
  Speaker 9: I know, man, you put them condomns in that basket.
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Me.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out which one of y'all.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, you got this proud of yourself?
• 33:55
  Speaker 7: You got another one one? Come all right, let go
• 33:59
  Speaker 7: to move did alright? Okay, wait to get the crowd.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we all love movies.
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: In the middle right in the middle, middle seat, I
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: see right in the middle seat.
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: Right, yeah, the whole movie.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: Excuse me coming through, got.
• 34:15
  Speaker 7: You'll go back in there. Excuse me? Excuse I had
• 34:24
  Speaker 7: too much soda? How much time in between you when
• 34:30
  Speaker 7: you leave?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: You all right?
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: Right right, gotta well, I'm gonna have too much soda.
• 34:39
  Speaker 7: Gotta little things.
• 34:46
  Speaker 8: One with a couple of party and this this dude,
• 34:51
  Speaker 8: fat dude kept getting the boy told him saying, hey, man,
• 34:55
  Speaker 8: come by here one moment.
• 34:58
  Speaker 10: You're listening Morning Show.
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: It is time now, guys to play around it. Would
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather eat a pumpkin raw or
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: eat a salad with flies on it?
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: What kind of would you around to ask questions?
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: Answer the question?
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Eyes on, I can fan flashes. Been doing that. Yeah,
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I don't even know what pumpkin is. Pumpkin man raw? Yeah?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Well what if I'm eating the salad? For the salad
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: ain't cooked.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: It's a raw salad, all right? Would you rather answer
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: in your pants or worms in your shoes?
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: No, you can't be in my pants. I'm gonna have
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: to deal from worms. You can't be in my pants. Hell,
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: you know I got these worms in the shoes. I'm
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: gonna walk, they asked. I'm kill just because it boy them.
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: Damn Ant's gonna be busy though. You can't fool with
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: the man's man.
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: And when they get together and together they get and
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: they and they get that signal yeah and bite at.
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: The same time.
• 36:13
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Would you rather dinner at the exorcist house or the
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: dinner the poultry geist.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I'm at the guy's house.
• 36:22
  Speaker 8: He was not spitting on me and turning her head around,
• 36:25
  Speaker 8: and the devil picked up the bed we don't play
• 36:28
  Speaker 8: with the devil.
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: And the posy guy's house. Y'all gonna turn this damn
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: TV off and we're gonna get some sleep around here.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: Ring the white people out to TV. Yeah we're here,
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: but I tell you waying here. The devil ain't here.
• 36:42
  Speaker 8: Yeah, be poty geist, white people stepping out of TV.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: How y'all doing?
• 36:46
  Speaker 5: What's up?
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: Make yourself at home?
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: He put on ESPN before you come out. Yeah, Satan
• 36:56
  Speaker 8: picking the bed of got this white girl scard all up?
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: Turning?
• 37:04
  Speaker 9: All right?
• 37:06
  Speaker 10: Would you rather?
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: Would you rather sleep in a coffin for a whole
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: week now be or sleep in the bed with a vampire?
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: B scoot your punk ass over try B Yeah, your
• 37:20
  Speaker 8: ass man, Me and him gonna be busy.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: We're not laying in this damn.
• 37:23
  Speaker 10: Call vampire man?
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: What he gonna do now?
• 37:27
  Speaker 9: If I sleep in the coffin? If I sleep in
• 37:30
  Speaker 9: the coffin, can we keep the dough? Can we keep
• 37:32
  Speaker 9: the le now?
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
• 37:36
  Speaker 8: Don't give a damn what happened? Me and that vampire
• 37:39
  Speaker 8: be up all night with his ass.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: With this vampire. My first route with the vampire. Keep
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: your fangs to yourself. I bet that coughing comfortable. I'm
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: telling you, man, I bet your things comfortable. Guys, what well,
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: you ain't got nobody you can check on it with.
• 38:01
  Speaker 11: We'll be back.
• 38:02
  Speaker 10: You're listening to the morning show.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: It is time now to check Steve's voicemail and if
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: you would like to leave a message for Steve, all
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: you have to do is called eight seven seven twenty
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: nine Steve. That's eight seven seven twenty nine Steve. When
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: we might play your message on the air, you never know.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: This one's from Queta Steve in Tallahassee.
• 38:21
  Speaker 16: Good morning. My name is Twita. I am calling from Tallahassee, Florida.
• 38:25
  Speaker 16: This morning on the show, Shirley was telling you all
• 38:28
  Speaker 16: about the guy Grease from Chicago that basically told Stee to,
• 38:33
  Speaker 16: you know, lay off the short jokes. And just for
• 38:35
  Speaker 16: the record, I'm also what we call vertically challenge. I'm
• 38:39
  Speaker 16: five one and there's nothing wrong with be a vertically challenge.
• 38:42
  Speaker 16: Sometimes you guys need us at the grocery store when
• 38:45
  Speaker 16: you need those you know, things on the bottom row
• 38:48
  Speaker 16: you can't dan down, see you can own.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: All you got to do is ex.
• 38:51
  Speaker 11: Timon to help you.
• 38:52
  Speaker 16: You guys have a great day. I love listening to
• 38:55
  Speaker 16: you guys.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Bye bye, Well he nat. First of all, Queta, I
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: have no problem with short women, not that I know
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: some sinn fine things.
• 39:07
  Speaker 8: It's shot. I ain't got no problem with short women.
• 39:09
  Speaker 8: It's shot men. It's shout me. I have trouble with
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: me and I am getting old. But I can still
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: reach the bottom shelf because I can still touch my
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: toes with my knees locked.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: I'm okay. I try to stay physically active. That's not
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: a problem for me. And I have money. I can
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: pay a short person to walk around and get stuff
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: off the flock for me if I want too.
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: That's not a problem for me. So the problem make
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: short women, Queta. And please don't get me wrong, because
• 39:40
  Speaker 8: I bet you just all that in a bag of chips, girl.
• 39:43
  Speaker 8: But just shout men, grease, grease alone people like that.
• 39:53
  Speaker 8: I ass up whatever I want to. You know, it's
• 39:56
  Speaker 8: like this right here, if you like, If you look
• 39:58
  Speaker 8: at Tommy on the zoom right now, notice why tom
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: they only show you his head?
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Why cut you're talking about? He looked normal? All right?
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Call Smooth the.
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  Speaker 1: Poet from Charlotte.
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  Speaker 17: Hey, Steve, my name is Smooth. The poet. I'm not
• 40:21
  Speaker 17: a Charlotte, North Carolina. I'm a big fan of your
• 40:25
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• 40:28
  Speaker 17: I grew up on your sitcom thirty five. Now listen
• 40:31
  Speaker 17: to your show, And I said that you're really big
• 40:33
  Speaker 17: on music. So I got two folk questions. One, can
• 40:37
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• 40:40
  Speaker 17: are still alive rest in Pietera Merlan Santana? That would
• 40:43
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• 40:45
  Speaker 17: on music, we're gonna ever get a musical album from
• 40:48
  Speaker 17: Steve Harvey. I think that would be great. Oh no,
• 40:50
  Speaker 17: just let me know. They'd be kind of cool. Piece
• 40:52
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• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I want to say a couple of things.
• 40:56
  Speaker 8: Thank you for your wonderful message and everything, and I
• 40:59
  Speaker 8: take all that and consuer rational. I won't be doing
• 41:01
  Speaker 8: the music album of any kind, but I do have
• 41:03
  Speaker 8: a question for you. How's your answers into poetry with
• 41:07
  Speaker 8: all that slurred as speech? That's what I was trying
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: to figure out. I didn't know if it was early,
• 41:12
  Speaker 8: if you had been drinking.
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: I was just telling when that Stevens, you could I
• 41:17
  Speaker 2: could get on the music that figure and there was
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: one man still if he's the one that can do
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: that there and come to and just that they would,
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: then you don't want to satificare take take care of Tommy.
• 41:31
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  Speaker 18: Kenneth from lebron Great morning, best morning show I've ever
• 41:47
  Speaker 18: heard in my existence.
• 41:49
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• 41:51
  Speaker 17: So blessed to be able to call your uncle Steve,
• 41:53
  Speaker 17: since I was able to see.
• 41:54
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• 42:12
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• 42:13
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• 42:15
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• 42:18
  Speaker 18: New York at the moment, trying to get my life
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• 42:21
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• 42:25
  Speaker 8: Stay with it man, Happy belated birthday man, and you
• 42:28
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• 42:30
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• 42:33
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• 42:35
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• 42:38
  Speaker 8: the world. And to the poet, lady's supposed to talk
• 42:41
  Speaker 8: about the Neil tone.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Coming up next.
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• 42:50
  Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Right about
• 42:52
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• 42:56
  Speaker 1: out this subject. I want to have multiple women, but
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: I love my wife.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: I wish you would. Let's get to the print.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Right down here. Hey, Frank phone call what you got
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: for us today?
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Now here we go wash and Fold? What wash and foe?
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: It's wash That's what I said. Wash him foe. Let's go,
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: come on cat wash him foe, wash him foe.
• 43:38
  Speaker 5: Hello.
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: Hello, I'm trying to reach Sam. All right, Sammy, I'm
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: not Sammy. What's up? Hey Sammy? How are you?
• 43:47
  Speaker 9: This is uh, This is Kevin. I'm the uh, the
• 43:49
  Speaker 9: manager over here at Fresh and Clean Washing Fold.
• 43:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, what's going on?
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: Okay? You bring your clothes here pretty much on a
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: on a weekly basis, Is that correct? Yeah?
• 43:58
  Speaker 11: I stopped probably one week.
• 44:00
  Speaker 9: Okay, and you're bringing you know, I mean, you're pretty
• 44:02
  Speaker 9: much bringing a full load of clothes pretty.
• 44:04
  Speaker 11: Much once a week, right, Yeah, I just bring whatever
• 44:07
  Speaker 11: I got.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, well, we got a bit of a problem
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: talking to my employees here that have been.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 44:15
  Speaker 11: I mean you not get your money or something?
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, you we have you on file.
• 44:20
  Speaker 9: I mean your your your card goes through every week
• 44:22
  Speaker 9: when you when you bring your things.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: So no, that's that's not the issue at.
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: All, all right, them, what kind of problem could we have?
• 44:29
  Speaker 9: Well, the ladies that are watching the clothes are complaining
• 44:32
  Speaker 9: that when you bring your load in. I mean, I
• 44:34
  Speaker 9: don't know how to really tell you this, but you're
• 44:36
  Speaker 9: you're saying that your underwear.
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Is too dirty. They don't want to wash it.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: You know you playing right?
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: No, I'm dead serious.
• 44:44
  Speaker 11: What are you talking about? My underwear is dirty? I'm
• 44:48
  Speaker 11: not any more dirty than anybody.
• 44:49
  Speaker 5: Else, sir.
• 44:50
  Speaker 9: All I can tell you is we wash quite a
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: few people's clothes on a daily basis, weekly basis. For
• 44:56
  Speaker 9: my employees to complain about your load, then I have
• 44:59
  Speaker 9: to give you a call and.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Talk to you about it.
• 45:02
  Speaker 11: My man, I feel like you're on my phone.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: No, that's not what this is, bro. This is actually
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: a call. And you know we have We have two options.
• 45:10
  Speaker 11: Are you out there calling everybody else?
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: No, I don't have it. I haven't had a complaint.
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: I know there's more dirty people than me going in
• 45:17
  Speaker 11: your spot because I see them.
• 45:19
  Speaker 9: Okay, here's a deal. We have two options here. You
• 45:23
  Speaker 9: can scrub your underwear before you bring it in.
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: First off, you over here raising your voice, Now, what
• 45:30
  Speaker 11: are you talking about? Scrubb my underwear?
• 45:31
  Speaker 5: We clean? Man, I'm clean.
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: I bring my sin, I drop it off, I pick
• 45:35
  Speaker 11: it up.
• 45:36
  Speaker 9: Okay, so here's the problem once again, I'll start this off.
• 45:39
  Speaker 9: You have two options, sir. You can bring in your
• 45:42
  Speaker 9: stuff scrubbed. Okay, when and when my ladies take a
• 45:45
  Speaker 9: look at it, if they're comfortable with cleaning it, so
• 45:47
  Speaker 9: be it. Or you know, we might not be able
• 45:50
  Speaker 9: to accept your your clothes anymore.
• 45:51
  Speaker 11: Man, I don't even got to go up there anymore.
• 45:53
  Speaker 17: Then, if you if you.
• 45:54
  Speaker 11: Really playing around on my phone like this, I even
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: got to go up in anymore. Let me talk to
• 45:57
  Speaker 11: your manager.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: Man, I am the manager, sir, I'm Kevin.
• 46:01
  Speaker 11: You don't sound like the manager. How are you?
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: What?
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: What the what what does a manager sound like?
• 46:07
  Speaker 11: Then? Sammy, you know who owned the building let me
• 46:10
  Speaker 11: talk to him.
• 46:11
  Speaker 9: Okay, here's out here right now. I'm the manager, and
• 46:13
  Speaker 9: I'm the one taking care of this problem. My ladies
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: have a problem with watching your underwear, and I'm calling
• 46:18
  Speaker 9: you to let you know there's a problem.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: I'm letting you know.
• 46:20
  Speaker 9: The way to rectify the problem is you can scrub
• 46:22
  Speaker 9: them before you bring them in, and then we will
• 46:24
  Speaker 9: wash them.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: If you do not want to be that, we will
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: not be allowed.
• 46:27
  Speaker 11: To take You ain't got to rectify. You just need
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: to quit calling my phone on this boot. I ain't
• 46:32
  Speaker 11: gonna go up there no more.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: Then, that's fine.
• 46:33
  Speaker 11: I ain't got to come through your spot, That's fine.
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: Do you know how dirty, how funky your clothes got
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: to be?
• 46:39
  Speaker 13: Man?
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: For my for my people to be telling me they
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: don't want to wash them the morning, you're not how funky?
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: That's got the be Sammy man? Your people?
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: Who are your ladies?
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 46:47
  Speaker 6: I go up in there.
• 46:48
  Speaker 11: I ain't never had a problem with they. You know what,
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: I ain't never even seen yourself?
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: And this mother?
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: What are you being at there now? Look like I
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: got a problem with Kevin? Who is Kevin Man? You
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: say you the manager? You ain't I've been there.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I'm here. I'm just not here when you're here.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: Are you in the back washing those draws?
• 47:05
  Speaker 14: Whats going on with you?
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: Man?
• 47:06
  Speaker 9: I'm not in I'm not in the back washing, but
• 47:08
  Speaker 9: I am. I am here periodically when I need to be.
• 47:11
  Speaker 9: Don't worry about when I'm at work.
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: Man, I ain't never seen your last and I ain't
• 47:14
  Speaker 11: never had a problem with your lady.
• 47:16
  Speaker 9: Hey, well, don't worry about when I'm at work. Worry
• 47:18
  Speaker 9: about how to scrub your underwear. That's what you worry about.
• 47:23
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 47:24
  Speaker 11: I'm done with you, bro. What do you on my phone?
• 47:27
  Speaker 5: Doing this for you?
• 47:28
  Speaker 11: Man? You know your ass and everybody at that month
• 47:31
  Speaker 11: washing phe bro, you know what?
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: You know what.
• 47:33
  Speaker 9: I'm trying to be as professional as I can. But
• 47:36
  Speaker 9: the way that you're talking to me, you can wash
• 47:37
  Speaker 9: your damn close your own self, then that's what you
• 47:40
  Speaker 9: can do.
• 47:41
  Speaker 11: That's fun, man, and you can keep on managing the
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: gods squandering?
• 47:44
  Speaker 5: Man, what are you doing with your life?
• 47:47
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, do whatever you're doing with your life. But
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: what do the world of fable and clean your draws?
• 47:52
  Speaker 5: Bro?
• 47:53
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna come through and wash your You keep talking
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: around on my phone, hen, how you want.
• 47:57
  Speaker 5: To do this.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Here's what I'm gonna do.
• 47:59
  Speaker 9: I'm just like you know, I'm gonna double charge your
• 48:02
  Speaker 9: credit card for the amount of work that my people
• 48:04
  Speaker 9: had to do my clothes.
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: I'm putting.
• 48:07
  Speaker 11: I'm putting a stop payment on my so if that
• 48:09
  Speaker 11: goes through one, you're in. We're gonna have more problem.
• 48:12
  Speaker 9: Well, I don't know how you're gonna put a stop
• 48:13
  Speaker 9: to it. When I'm running your card right now, there's
• 48:16
  Speaker 9: nothing you can freaking do.
• 48:17
  Speaker 11: Okay, Okay, that's that's fine. I'm gonnaho. I'm gonna show
• 48:20
  Speaker 11: up with the fresh and clean there.
• 48:21
  Speaker 5: You're the manager.
• 48:21
  Speaker 11: You should be there fifty hours a week. Then I'm
• 48:23
  Speaker 11: gonna come meet your Kevin.
• 48:25
  Speaker 9: Okay, well, that's that's fine with me. You know what,
• 48:27
  Speaker 9: I don't understand. Why can't you just say, you know what,
• 48:29
  Speaker 9: let me do a better job at cleaning my underwear?
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: How about that?
• 48:33
  Speaker 11: I know I know your life ain't that good. I
• 48:35
  Speaker 11: know you over there managing the lad and now you're
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: getting bored at working. But don't be calling my phone
• 48:41
  Speaker 11: playing around this because I know you ain't doing this.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Nobody else I'm exactly doing this or something.
• 48:46
  Speaker 9: I'm not doing this to anybody else, I don't have
• 48:47
  Speaker 9: to do it with anybody else because nobody's bringing their
• 48:49
  Speaker 9: clothes in like this.
• 48:50
  Speaker 11: Bro, I've been up there. Your employees are more dirty
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: than my well.
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: Sammy, evidently not. Evidently not your clothes. Why are my
• 48:57
  Speaker 9: employees complaining about you?
• 49:00
  Speaker 11: I don't know. I want your employees complaining about your too.
• 49:02
  Speaker 9: They're not complaining about my underwear, Sammy, you're the dirty guy.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: Man. You know what?
• 49:07
  Speaker 11: I'm done with your You got any other you want
• 49:10
  Speaker 11: to talk about?
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: We can talk about Carlton.
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: What do you Carlton?
• 49:14
  Speaker 11: How do you know Carlton? I know he doesn't bring
• 49:16
  Speaker 11: his stuff there.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, you want to talk about your brother Carlton? You
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: want to talk about him?
• 49:20
  Speaker 11: My brother Carlton. You know if he's bringing it something
• 49:23
  Speaker 11: he just started. So, yeah, what we're gonna talk about Carlton?
• 49:26
  Speaker 11: What Carlston doing?
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna tell you what Carlton doing.
• 49:29
  Speaker 9: Carlton has been calling me, nephew Tommy from the Steve
• 49:32
  Speaker 9: Harvey Morning Show to prank phone call you, Sammy Day.
• 49:36
  Speaker 9: You just got prank baby. You just got branked by
• 49:39
  Speaker 9: your brother Carlton and the nephew.
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: Hey, man.
• 49:42
  Speaker 11: You you ain't car told a bit about some underwear.
• 49:46
  Speaker 5: Brother.
• 49:52
  Speaker 9: We need we need a little washing scrub, baby, little
• 49:55
  Speaker 9: washing scrub man.
• 49:57
  Speaker 5: You you up for real?
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: Man, you're good.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: You are a right man. Nobody's nobody.
• 50:03
  Speaker 9: Your underwear is clean, Sammon, your underwear is clean. Keep
• 50:06
  Speaker 9: dropping them off at the washing fold. Don't quit, don't quit.
• 50:08
  Speaker 9: Take your clothes up there.
• 50:10
  Speaker 5: I'm good man.
• 50:11
  Speaker 11: I don't know about Carlton.
• 50:12
  Speaker 9: I'm good, all right, Sammy, Dude, you got to tell
• 50:15
  Speaker 9: me what is the baddest and I mean the baddest
• 50:17
  Speaker 9: radio show in the land.
• 50:19
  Speaker 5: The Steve Harvey Show.
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: Tommy, he was about to jump through that mone on
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: you up.
• 50:28
  Speaker 10: Somebody wants.
• 50:31
  Speaker 8: But I like the way he started attacking that. You
• 50:33
  Speaker 8: was just to manage at the launch because your life
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: and what he wanted to be. Now you got some
• 50:38
  Speaker 8: time to call me your life. I'm bringing my clothes
• 50:43
  Speaker 8: in for washing fold. You down here managing the laundry, man.
• 50:47
  Speaker 8: That's all you got to do, right.
• 50:50
  Speaker 9: Stupid is making stops around the country, and the next
• 50:53
  Speaker 9: stop is Stockbridge, Georgia.
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: At the bridge, it's the bridge Ample. You don't want
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: to miss it. That's me.
• 51:02
  Speaker 9: That's the lovely Monique the legend herself. That's Rodney Perry
• 51:06
  Speaker 9: in the building. That's Dominique in the building. And I
• 51:08
  Speaker 9: believe that boy Tony Robberts, Oh Lord, have Mercy is
• 51:12
  Speaker 9: in the building. And then we're gonna slide on down
• 51:14
  Speaker 9: to Chicago, Illinois. I told y'all bout Chicago, didn't I
• 51:17
  Speaker 9: tell you abou Chicago?
• 51:18
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 51:19
  Speaker 9: All right, there what I told y'all. I told y'all
• 51:22
  Speaker 9: it was a whole lot of stupid wrapped up in
• 51:24
  Speaker 9: the one. Didn't I say that? I said Gary Owens
• 51:27
  Speaker 9: was in the building. I said Tony Robberts was in
• 51:28
  Speaker 9: the building. Bill Mellamie in the building, Melanie Camacho in
• 51:32
  Speaker 9: the building, Uh huh, Benji Brown and Kevin Tate and
• 51:36
  Speaker 9: hosted by the stupidness of them all yours truly, nephew.
• 51:40
  Speaker 9: Tell me, okay, all right, that's October twenty to twenty
• 51:43
  Speaker 9: first Friday, and say the every crown.
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: That's the sweetest day comedy jam Cherlis Strawberry.
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: All right, here we go, Thank you, nephew. Coming up next,
• 51:50
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• 51:54
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• 51:57
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• 52:26
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letter subject. I want to have
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: multiple women, but I love my wife. Dear Stephen Shirley.
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: I'm a forty year old black man with a lot
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: of weight in my community. I'm a very well known
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: businessman and former professional football player. I've been married for
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: years for ten years, and i have three children. My
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: wife is very sweet and we never argue or have
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: any issues with our children. Everything is great except our
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: sex life. My wife is a good woman that is
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: very reserved in the bedroom. I had a lifestyle of
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: having multiple women in my bed before I got married,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: and I could get a woman to do whatever I
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: like sexually. It wasn't a control thing. Women did it
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: just to say they've been with the ballplayer two years ago.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: I fell back into my old ways after I met
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: a woman that's a prominent and successful realtor. We clicked
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: right away, and I found out that she's into a
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: swinging type of lifestyle.
• 53:37
  Speaker 7: She shut up.
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: She invited me to join her exclusive group of upscale
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: swingers in our city. I enjoyed the group for a while,
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: but the realtor and I realized that we loved having
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: sex mainly with each other. So for the past year
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: and a half we've been in a relationship. And then
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: she invited a female partner to join in on the fun.
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: I went from being a swinger to more of a
• 54:04
  Speaker 1: polyamory lifestyle. I'm worried that my wife could find out
• 54:09
  Speaker 1: because some of the swinging couples have children that go
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: to school with our children. One of the ladies is
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: my wife's sorority sister. Now my conscience is getting the
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: best of me. I could tell my wife a watered
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: down version of what's been going on, Like I went
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: to a party and when I realized that everyone was
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: what everyone was doing, I left. I hate to break
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: up with my girlfriends, but there is no way I
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: could live without my wife and kids. Should I keep
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: quiet and pray this never comes out, or tell my
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: wife part of the story.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: This started out as a good.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: Be quiet Tommy. So so let me ask you this, sir,
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: forty year old black man. You don't think your wife
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: is going to find out? I mean, really, the kids
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: and the sorority sister and all that. Okay, let's go
• 55:03
  Speaker 1: down the list. You say you're a former professional football player.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: You're very well known businessman with a lot of weight
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: in your community. So, in other words, everyone knows you.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: You probably can't walk around in your city where there's
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: someone who doesn't know you. I just think it's a
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: matter of time before you know, your wife finds out
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: or it gets out, because, like I said, too many
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: people know you, and people talk, word gets around. I
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: don't know how you've been getting away with it for
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: this long, I honestly don't. I mean, why would you
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: risk at all just for freaky sex? Why would you
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: do that? Okay? Is that a crazy question? Is that
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: a crazy.
• 55:43
  Speaker 10: Is that a crazy question?
• 55:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just trying to find out. You say you can't
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: live without your wife and kids. Well, you sure don't
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: act like it.
• 55:52
  Speaker 9: You sure don't act.
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: Like what a big risk you're taking.
• 55:55
  Speaker 12: Here.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I think you're a sorry excuse for a husband for
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: cheating and doing this to your family. I mean, thank
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: god they don't know yet. You have way, way too
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: much to lose, and you're putting it all on the line.
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: I'm going to surprise Steve when I say I don't
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: think you should tell your wife. Normally, Steve, you know
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I would say tell. But in this case, I just
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: don't see how it would serve any good, it would
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: serve any purpose. She doesn't know. I think you should stop.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I definitely think that. I just think if you tell
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: her it would make things worse. I really really think
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: you need to turn your life around. You need to stop.
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: You need to ask God for forgiveness. You need to pray, pray, pray,
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: pray that your wife never finds this out. You need
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: to clean up your act. You need to get rid
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: of these girlfriends. You need to do all of that.
• 56:49
  Speaker 11: Now.
• 56:49
  Speaker 1: Having said that, I know you're not going to do it.
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: I know you're not.
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: I know you're not.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: I hope you do, though, for the sake of your
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: wife and kids that you claim you can't live without.
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: Steve, all right, let me just tell you what really happened.
• 57:03
  Speaker 2: In this letter right here, the forty year old black
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: man to write it is a letter. I know exactly
• 57:09
  Speaker 2: where you're coming from. So let's just peel back the
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: skin on this banana for a second. First of all,
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: the whole beginning of the letter has nothing to do
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: with the letter nothing. I don't care that you have
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: weight in your community. I don't care that you're a
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: former football player. I don't care that you had wonderful
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: sex in your past.
• 57:32
  Speaker 8: That story that you're telling fits any damn man to
• 57:37
  Speaker 8: drive a Pepsi truck that worked down at Ford, that's
• 57:44
  Speaker 8: got a job at the post office. My cousin is
• 57:48
  Speaker 8: a male man in DC. He making about seventy two
• 57:52
  Speaker 8: thousand dollars a year. He got twenty five women on
• 57:57
  Speaker 8: his route. Oh god, you got three, little girl. Because
• 58:03
  Speaker 8: you trying to deal this to it about how upscale are, bro,
• 58:06
  Speaker 8: This whole letter is just about you and what you
• 58:10
  Speaker 8: want to do. So I don't care how upscale you
• 58:13
  Speaker 8: are in the community, because brother, we can take away
• 58:17
  Speaker 8: all that and this story fits into regular people's lives
• 58:21
  Speaker 8: that you're trying to tell that I'm a heavyweight.
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: In the community in and I all this right.
• 58:26
  Speaker 8: Here dog, you just do it there with some more
• 58:28
  Speaker 8: chicks outside of the one you got. You want to
• 58:32
  Speaker 8: have your cake and eat it too. That's all this
• 58:36
  Speaker 8: is about. That is the dilemma that faces everybody in
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: their life at one point in time.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part two of Steve's response coming
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three minutes after the hour, subject I
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: want to have multiple women, but I love my wife.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this.
• 58:55
  Speaker 10: You're listening hard Morning show.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letters.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Subject I want to have multiple women, but I love
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: my wife.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: The subject what I want to have my cake and
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: eat it too.
• 59:14
  Speaker 1: That's what it should have been.
• 59:15
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's all this is, bro The fact that you're
• 59:18
  Speaker 8: a businessman, form a football player, you're heavyweight in your community,
• 59:22
  Speaker 8: all that.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: So damn what.
• 59:26
  Speaker 8: All this coming down to is you want to set
• 59:29
  Speaker 8: up who you are before you got married. You could
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: get a woman to do whatever I like sexually, all.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Of us could. All us could. Hello, let me take
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: me roun.
• 59:42
  Speaker 8: Before you married your wife, y'all did things. Y'all don't
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: really do that much.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: No damn more.
• 59:48
  Speaker 8: Hello, Hello you what you think you painting a picture
• 59:52
  Speaker 8: and telling the story that don't nobody else know, so
• 59:55
  Speaker 8: you wrote it in in the form of a letter.
• 59:58
  Speaker 8: Think you know people living this that you talking about,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 8: but to really figured it out though, which obviously you haven't.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 2: So now here go Uncle Steve talking to you, little dude,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 2: you forty.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 8: It wasn't a controlled thing with women and everything, you know,
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: It's just I just said, they just wanted to say
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 8: they had been with a ball player. Okay, well that
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 8: you ain't a ballplayer of them or your ass fordy.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 8: I'm just stop all this telling about what you was.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 8: I guess they just wanted to be with a ball player. Okay,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 8: you ain't a ball player at them? Or why they
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 8: won't be with you now because you keep making yourself available.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 8: So now let's see what you just did two years ago.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 8: I fell back into my old ways cause you missed it.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 8: You know, you met a woman that was a prominent
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 8: and successful realtor. You keep talking about all these the
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 8: money level of people, y'all. Just two people that met.
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 8: We clicked right away. I found out she was into
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 8: a swinging type of lifestyle. Okay, now, which goes to
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 8: show you once again pole people swinging too. See, I
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 8: just I don't know.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 2: Whole people swinging poems, you know, pole people swaning to
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: see all this.
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 8: I met an exclusive uh and and she invited me
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 8: to join her exclusive group of upscale swingers. Hoole people
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: been swinging in the project Stay swag. You bring your gal,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 8: I bring my gal. We're gonna meet up for y'all.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have some popcorn and fry some fish, and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: then we're gonna swing. Oh he making it a class.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: Oh Joe, you try to make her. She invited me
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: to join this exclusive group of upsalles swingers.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 8: I enjoyed the group for a while, but the reality
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 8: and I realized that we just love having sex, mainly
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 8: with each other. Okay, so for the past year and
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: a half we've been in a relationship. And then she
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 8: invited her female partner to join in the fund.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: Okay, so of course you had to do that.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 8: Because someone, someone somewhere that you're not pointing out in
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 8: this letter, has a gun to your head. Understand man,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 8: why you just got to do all of this here
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 8: because you fell back into your old ways. So okay,
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 8: all right, So now I went from being a swinger
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 8: to more of a polygamy of polyameri lifestyle, which I
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 8: had that on my Facebook show.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: That's you, me and she, that's what that is. So
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 2: now you fell into that, you me and she.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 8: So now you've did that like that, I'm very worried
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 8: that my wife could find out what.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 5: All this.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 8: We'd have read three fourths of the letter. Now you're
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 8: very worried that your wife would find out. It's one
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 8: way for her not to find out. But we ain't
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 8: gonna cover that though.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: Hour. Now listen to that.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: Because some of the swinging couples have children that go
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 8: to school with our children. What swinger is sitting they
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: baby down going hey look her? You know you know, uh,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 8: Jessica's father that played football. You do know that Jessica's
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 8: father that played football, that he comes over here with
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 8: me and your daddy and we do each other. Now
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: you need to tell that to Jessica so she'll know
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 8: what her father's doing. So, bro, when you wrote in
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 8: the letter you wear it. They might find out.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: Because some of the swinging couples have children that go
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: to school with our children. How hard y'all swinging where
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 2: the kids know?
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you man so, and then one of the
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 8: ladies is my wife's sorority sister.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: Okay, brother, are you stupid? Y See, that's where the
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: connection is. One of these girls is your wife's sorority sister.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Don't worry about who kids go to school together. Now
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: my conscious is getting the best of me.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 8: Where did that kick in? Because you've been with this
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 8: realtor for two years years and I could I could
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 8: tell my wife a watered down version of what's been
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 8: going on. What is watered down about you having sex
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 8: with some other people? How you gonna wet that one?
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 8: Please tell us how you went this conversation so we
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 8: get watered down.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: We was just tug kissing me. Okay, hold on, I'm
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: gonna do you that.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 8: I went to a party and I realized, Uh I
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 8: to you know, like I went to a party. When
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 8: I realized what everybody was doing, I left. Why are
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 8: you telling her you went to the party and you
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 8: left off. That's how you wanted, That's.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: How you are now.
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 8: I hate to break up with my girlfriends, but there's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 8: no way I could live without my wife and kids.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: You should Okay, when I come back, can I finish
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: this letter? I'll be right back three.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: Part three of the Strawberry Letter coming up. Subject I
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: want to have multiple women, but I love my wife.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: We'll be back at forty six minutes after the hour
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: right after this.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 10: You're listening Hardy Morning Show.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: All right, Steve, we're into part three of the Strawberry Letter.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: You have not finished. You wanted to tell the young
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 1: man something. He's forty though. The man something, I want
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: to have multiple women, but I love my wife is
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: the subject. It's about a forty year old man who's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: prominent in the community. Former football player.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm setting up all this like anybody killer cheat too.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 8: We an upscale swingers, club pole people, swing man. Please,
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 8: this is not a social class status move.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: You'd be made. You doing what anybody capable of doing. Man,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: you cheating.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 8: Let's just call it what it is. I'm not judging you,
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 8: but I'm just saying, dog, let's just call it what
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 8: it is. It happens sometimes, and that's what you're doing.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: You're cheating. Yeah, this upscale swinging. She invited her female
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 8: partner in. We liked it, we found out we liked
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 8: each other more. We went back to that.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 2: But nah, I'm I'm in a three way and he,
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: me and she, You, she and her, You gonna mess around,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: somebody gonna pull their clothes off in surprise your ass.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 2: You keep on him. I'm telling you right now, that's
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: what's gonna happen. You're gonna mess all this going on, you,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: me and she and all this.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 8: You're gonna mess around and get somewhere naked in one
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 8: of them groups, and somebody gonna pull pull their clothes off,
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 8: and your ass gonna be surprised. But you might end
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 8: up going along with that too, because you seem to
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 8: be open to a lot of stuff though. So now
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 8: just listen to me, Bro, Listen to me. I hate
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: to break up with my girlfriends, but there's no way
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 8: I could live without my wife and kids. If you continue,
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 8: we about to find out how long you can live
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 8: without your wife and kids. See, Bro, At one point
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 8: in time, you got to get to the point of
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 8: figuring out what matters most in now you don't see
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 8: Listen to your statement, I don't want to break up
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 8: with my girlfriends. Okay, I got that, But guess what
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 8: your next statement is. But there's no way I could
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 8: live without my wife and kids. Now if you broke
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 8: up with your girlfriends, you'd be able to handle it.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: You don't want to.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 8: But if you lose your family, man, you're done. You
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 8: gonna crumble though, and see that statement alone. You gotta
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 8: make a choice. Now, should I keep quiet and pray
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: this never comes out and tell my wife part of
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: the story?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: Why would you tell your wife this, man? And why
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: did you bring up prayer?
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 8: Why don't you stop and pray, ask for forgiveness and
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 8: get your life together before you mess around and lose
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 8: the thing that matters most to you.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: And let me tell you something, man, about the other woman.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: Most of the women wish they were the wife.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Post your comments on today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harvey FM.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: There was part one, Part two, and three today. You
• 1:08:01
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• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. Okay, we'll be back
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: Right after this.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. It's time for Junior's
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: truth be told.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 14: Yeah, Sureley, you know, in the same vein of Halloween. Oh, okay,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 14: in the same vein when you trick or treating. Yeah,
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 14: we should be able to recognize what you are when
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 14: you come to the dough. We need to know off
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 14: the bat. Okay, if you a ghost, you a ghost.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 14: If you a god, then you will God.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 14: Don't come to my dough with these black costumes that
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 14: I don't really recognize all these hood yeah deep hood.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 14: I feel like you got twenty five dollars and thirty
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 14: three cents.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: What is you?
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: I'm a full stamp.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: You ain't coming to.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 14: My dough dressed like this. You know I don't need
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 14: a costo come to the dough. I support papers, I don't.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: I don't really want to kill to that. I'm not
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 7: giving to that.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 14: You know you're not coming over here as that? What
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 14: is you a box fan? You can't be a box
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 14: fan coming through me? You got one blade?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 17: You spending.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 7: I'm not finna be given to that.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm judging the constu I.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 7: Want to scary stuff, cracking, you know, you know ghosts?
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 7: You know god that what you know? You can't be
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: all this other stuff?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: Nobody?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 7: Do you know what I'm saying?
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 10: Zombie?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 10: You forty five?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 2: You by yourself?
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 14: What are you a baby daddy? You ain't be a
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 14: dad and my damn dough. I'm not finna have that.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: And my dough.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 14: I just want to let y'all know if you come
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 14: over here, I'm turning my light out of You're not
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 14: getting no.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 7: Can you know what I'm saying?
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 14: No, you can't be over there as a bottle O
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 14: flitch flitch, my fligga bull. You come to the door
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 14: and it's twelve of y'all, just one a dot and
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 14: twelve kids.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: And I asked you what you is. You can't say,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: I'm a baby mama.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 7: You gave me at my dog.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 14: All the kids different heights, different ages, and what is
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 14: your baby mama?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 12: Who?
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 7: Well for why why would you missus?
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Hollywood hood costumes, different union. Yeah, I know. You come
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: up to the door. You gotta fall all over you.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Who are you ultra man? I'm a sold.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 14: Well you got some styriform already wore your waists and
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 14: some illumining over you.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 7: Then you can be a to go plate.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: Get on.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 7: I don't want the costumes at my dough. That's just
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 7: the truth.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: I just got you.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 8: You got duct tape wrapped around your shoes. You come
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 8: up there and just tell me you home.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 9: I can just put a whole bunch of white lotion
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 9: on me, junr and say I'm a perm when i'm you're.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: I'm a par.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. We don't want to see that
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: this year.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 11: You want some.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I want some scary They.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 8: Walk up to the door and you got six little
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: girls with you, and now on them they're talking about,
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 8: what is you?
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 7: I'm a pimps too much?
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 2: That that's hood stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, just loss little boy, long round T shirt on.
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  Speaker 8: He talking about he the U P s all you got.
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  Speaker 2: Y'all come in to Brown Dude, y'all come in to
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  Speaker 2: you come to the door. You're a grown man. You
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 2: got your child, but you got two cardboys.
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  Speaker 7: They both got two cardboard.
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  Speaker 2: Box We TV said take your grown ass.
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  Speaker 9: I'm about some right here. If I put on a
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  Speaker 9: long white down dingy and and i'm a I'm a ship.
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  Speaker 5: Man.
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  Speaker 2: You just walk up to doing you got your pajamas on?
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: What are you?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Little girl? I'm aa praise damn your wow.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't step the costumes up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it don't be lazy on the costumes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, created in yourself, not on the door.
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  Speaker 14: You're just not gonna a little fellow knock on the
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  Speaker 14: door and your do he ain't got no costume on?
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  Speaker 8: Who is you?
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  Speaker 2: I'm me?
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  Speaker 9: I'm humpy, okay, junr dirdy shirt, raggedy hat, grease all
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  Speaker 9: over my face.
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  Speaker 2: I'm a shade tree mechanic. Do that work?
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  Speaker 7: No, no, fool, no, no, I'm letting down on the coner.
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  Speaker 5: You know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'm no.
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  Speaker 7: Mechanic name, That's all I'm saying.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, Happy Halloween. Yeah you're listening morning shows?
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  Speaker 9: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Come on see remind everyone elevate you. It is doing
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  Speaker 1: well yours.
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  Speaker 2: Or shot a commercial for it again yesterday. Great.
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  Speaker 8: Some new products are coming out, some new drinks are
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  Speaker 8: coming out from mental clarity and focusing. I've got my
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 8: body starting straighten it out real good, you know, straightening
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: some things out.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 2: But you know, it's good to have people in your
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 2: life to let you know when you need to, you know.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: Fix like your nephew and not letting things go.
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  Speaker 8: You know that, right, You know my nephew is you know,
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 8: you know, you know, And so anyway, it's just elevate you.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 8: It's just it's going through the roof everybody. And now
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 8: I got some new drinks out for focused clarity. Mental
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: alertness with some new drinks strawberry orange and stuff like that.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 8: It's really really going well. It's gonna be coming out soon,
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 8: but right now in all Walmarts, in not all Walmarts,
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 8: but in a lot of Walmarts, and on walmart dot
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  Speaker 8: com you can get stick packs. Well, you can get
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 8: your daily bite vital greens in a stick pack and
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 8: just pour.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: It in your glass and keep going. So it's going
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: really good. And the gummies are doing well too, the
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 2: digestion for metabolism and for our immunity. They're doing really
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 2: really well. So everybody continue to support the brand. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you all so much. It's going wonderful.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 1: Coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour, we'll
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: play another round of would you rather? Right after this
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: you're listening.
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  Speaker 10: Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 1: It is time now, guys to play around it. Would
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: you rather? Would you rather eat a pumpkin raw? Or
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 1: eat a salad with flies on it? What kind of
• 1:15:00
  Speaker 1: you asked questions? What damn answer? The question?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 9: Lies?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: I can fan flashes? Been doing that? Yeah, I don't
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 2: even know what I'm punking?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 9: Man?
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  Speaker 14: Raw?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Well, well what if I'm eating the salad? Folk?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: The salad ain't cooked.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 1: It's a raw salad, all right. Would you rather answer
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: in your pants or worms in your shoes?
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: No, you can't be in my pants. I'm gonna have
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: to deal from worm. You can't be in my pants. Hell,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: you know I got these worms in the shoes. I'm
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: gonna walk, they asked.
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm I'm gonna kill them?
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: Is it?
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 2: Boy them? Damn Ant's gonna be busy though. You can't
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 2: fool with the man's man. And when they get together,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 2: who together they get and they and they get that
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 2: signal yeah and bite at the same time.
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  Speaker 11: All right?
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: Would you rather dinner at the exorcist house or dinner the.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: Poultry at nephis not spitting on me and turning her
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: head around? And devil pick up the bed. We don't
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: play with your devil and the Policy's house.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 9: Y'all gonna turn this down, TV off and we're gonna
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 9: get some sleep around here.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 6: The ring the white people out to TV. Yeah, we're here,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 6: but I take it away in here. The devil ain't here.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 8: Yeah, be polic guyst white people stepping out of TV.
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  Speaker 2: How y'all doing what's up? Make yourself at home?
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 8: He put on ESPN before you come out. Yeah, Satan
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: picking the head of got this white girl scared all up?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 2: Turning head?
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: All right, would you rather? Would you rather sleep in
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: a coffin for a whole week? Now?
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 10: Be for sleep in the bed with a vampire?
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 2: Be scoot your punk ass over like try you want me?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 2: Your ass man, Me and him gonna be busy. We're
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 2: not laying in this damn call vampire man? What he
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: gonna do? Now?
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 9: If I sleep in the coffin? If I sleep in
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 9: the coffin, can we keep the dough? Can we keep
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 9: the leave now?
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: No, don't give a damn what happened? May that vampire
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 8: be up all night with his ass?
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: This vampire my first route with the vampire. Keep your
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: fangs to yourself.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 9: I bet that coughing comfortable, I'm telling you, man, I
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 9: bet your things coming.
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  Speaker 7: You want the guys?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 2: What well? You ain't got nobody? We can check on
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: it with.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Be with the last break of the day and some
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 1: closing remarks right after that.
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 2: Tight to me.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show?
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are the end of the
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 1: road for this show today anyway, last break of the day.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 10: And time now, Yeah, boys to man.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: Yeah, Hey, you know, I'm gonna share something with you
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: all that I did yesterday early morning. I got up
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 8: early morning, I was doing my morning meditation and I
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 8: decided to go online and.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: Go to Joel oh'steen's video. Something just led me to that.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 8: I'd been reading some scriptures and stuff and something and
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 8: I punched on a video call There's Miracles in your mouth,
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 8: and man on man on man was it a real
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 8: good one for me. And I'm gonna paraphrase what he said,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 8: but I'm gonna put it in a way that it
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 8: really really mattered to me when I heard this. He
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 8: was talking about there's miracles in your mouth. And you know,
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 8: I often say to everybody, I say, look a man
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 8: is as he thinketh, you know, and that's what you are.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 8: That's the scripture, right, So if whatever you think, that's
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 8: what you are, right, that's a fact. But there's an
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 8: added element to that that I hadn't really considered as
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 8: much as I did when I heard Joel Lilstein talking
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 8: about there's miracles in your mouth. And the point that
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 8: he was making is it's very important folks that as
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 8: you think these positive thoughts, that you have these positive
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 8: affirmations in your life. It's equally important that you speak
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 8: them out loud, that you speak of Him to existence.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 8: Because what he was explaining to me that kind of
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 8: made the light bulb go off in my head was
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 8: is not only that you have to think the right thoughts,
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 8: you have to say the right thoughts. And by saying it,
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 8: it releases it into the universe and it causes angels
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 8: to work on your behalf. And you know, I hadn't
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 8: really thought of it that way. I've always thought that
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 8: thinking it was enough. And I guess I've said some things,
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 8: but not consciously out loud. You know, I've professed some things.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 8: But he started talking about it, and he made the
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 8: correlation at the very beginning of time when God said,
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 8: let there be light. Now, God's pretty powerful, right, He
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 8: could have just popped his fingers and there was light.
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 8: But he intentionally said it, and he wrote about it
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 8: in the Bible to leave it in our head that
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 8: it's important that you say it. He said there was
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 8: light and then there was light. That's really an important thing.
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 8: So what the The whole thing about saying that there's
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 8: miracles in your mouth is to get people to start
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 8: professing with their mouth things that they want to come
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 8: to Farii because it releases angels on your behalf to.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 2: Go out and help fight.
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  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 2: He was talking about how his mother had.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 8: Cancer in nineteen eighty one and they had said she
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 8: had six months to live.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: Will his mother sits on.
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  Speaker 8: The front row of every service right now and she
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 8: was cancer was all over her body. But she kept saying,
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 8: I am healed. She kept saying out loud. She not
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 8: only believed it, but.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: She said it.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 8: And she would recite scriptures all the time. And Joel
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 8: said he would walk in the room and she would
• 1:21:46
  Speaker 8: say scriptures out.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: Loud that confirmed her belief that she was gonna be fine.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 8: And he was just talking about how many times that
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 8: happens in real life, that you actually, through affirmation and speaking.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: It out loud, there are miracles in your mouth.
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 8: And how many times have you spoken something into existence?
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 8: I remember Muhammad Ali was talking and he's had a quote.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 8: He was talking one day and he said, I said
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 8: I was the greatest before I was the greatest, And
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 8: he was talking about how he spoke that into existence.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 8: So I'm saying to everybody that's listening today, start speaking
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 8: your affirmations out loud. I believe that I'm going to
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 8: live a long and healthy life as long as God
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 8: see fit for me to be here. I am going
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 8: to prosper. I have God's favor in my life. I
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 8: am a child of God and I'm under his protection,
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 8: and no weapon formed against me shall prosper.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: It won't you.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 8: It's not to say won't nobody do nothing to you,
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 8: but it's saying it will never accomplish what they set
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 8: out for it to do. They wanted to prosper, that's
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 8: not what's gonna happen. Or you can say it about me,
• 1:23:16
  Speaker 8: but that don't make it.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 5: So.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 8: You can speak a lot of things, So what is
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 8: it that you really want in life? What are the
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 8: things you're really going for? Start speaking them out loud,
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 8: start claiming it, release it into the universe, and let
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 8: them angels out there work on your behalf.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 5: You know.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 8: Oh, I just I feel like I'm always sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 8: that's a true statement.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 5: You are. You are.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: I just don't see nowhere. I don't see how you
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 2: gonna make it.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 8: You know, have you ever told something to somebody and
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 8: you were so firm in your belief and when you
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 8: shared it with them, they couldn't see it, and they
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 8: started telling you how they didn't think it would work.
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 2: Well, that's cause God didn't show it to them. He
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 2: showed it to you.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 8: It's your affirmation that matters. And then he was talking
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 8: about whether there's two or more gathered in my name?
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 2: So shall it be?
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 8: He says, Sometimes you can't find another person, He says,
• 1:24:09
  Speaker 8: so that two people got to be you and yourself.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 8: Sometimes you just got to come to terms with you
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 8: and yourself and let them be the two people that
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 8: agree on something. Hey, man, start speaking miracles into your life.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 8: There are miracles in your mouth. Make positive affirmations and
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 8: don't be afraid to say.
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  Speaker 2: It out loud. Man. That's what God put in front
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: of us. I have a great day, Okay, stay positive.
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