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Steve Told Us so about Stormy Daniels, Jay talks his birthday celebration, BET has a new show Man Cave, and Steve talks about the importance of Perseverance · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Y'all know what time to y'all don't know y'all all
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  Speaker 1: looking back to back down, giving them mong just like
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  Speaker 1: American bus things and it's tubs y'all to me true
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  Speaker 1: good to the hearty guy listening to me to other
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  Speaker 1: for stolen, Hoy, why don't you join yeah, well by
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  Speaker 1: joining me, honey, say you got to turn Yeah, you're
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  Speaker 1: going to you. You gotta turn you to turn out turns?
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  Speaker 1: Do you love me? Got to turn out to turn
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  Speaker 1: the water? The water go? Comey, come on your back
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  Speaker 1: at it. I sure will, Like good Martin, everybody you
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  Speaker 1: are listening to the voice, come on now, dig me
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  Speaker 1: one and only Steve Harvey Man old man, got a
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  Speaker 1: radio show. The only way to find your real purpose,
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  Speaker 1: your real mission in life. You're real what for? The
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  Speaker 1: thing that you got to go get it get after
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  Speaker 1: is you've got to connect with God. You have to
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  Speaker 1: connect with him because as your creator, no one knows
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  Speaker 1: better what you were made for than your maker. I
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  Speaker 1: mean not just I mean man, and just make a
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  Speaker 1: lot of common sense, don't it. I mean really, you
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  Speaker 1: know people kill me with with with the lack of belief.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you know, like all of this that we
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  Speaker 1: have today spun out from a cosmic ball of dust
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  Speaker 1: in the galaxy that cooled off and and formed all
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  Speaker 1: these lakes and rivers and clouds and mountains and valleys
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  Speaker 1: and birds and animals and people from a cosmic speck
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  Speaker 1: of dust. And that they act like there's no connection
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  Speaker 1: to a higher calling or a higher reasoning. Not, that's
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  Speaker 1: just you know. And and they try to create for
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  Speaker 1: those that do believe this hocus focus ritual, this magical
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  Speaker 1: what is that? There's no scientific I don't august science.
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  Speaker 1: I think that science is very real. I think that
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  Speaker 1: science is very applicable. I think that science helps us
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  Speaker 1: learn so many things. But science ain't everything. Now you
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  Speaker 1: you you might as well under that's there's some unexplainable
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  Speaker 1: that science can't wrap their mind around. So here they
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  Speaker 1: go with something else. And then you've got the naysayers
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  Speaker 1: who who use that, the nonbelievers who use that as
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  Speaker 1: the proof that there is no higher calling on how
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  Speaker 1: I being, and I listen to me, I don't really
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  Speaker 1: into explaining all that a way. If that's how you feel,
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  Speaker 1: then gone and get the feeling how you're feeling with it.
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  Speaker 1: But let me explain something to you I just don't
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  Speaker 1: see how. I don't see how. Man, What is this?
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  Speaker 1: What is this conscious that eats away at you from
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  Speaker 1: time to time? Where does the moral barometer come from
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  Speaker 1: that exists in your life? What? What makes you know
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  Speaker 1: the difference between right and wrong? What did that come from?
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  Speaker 1: That cosmic spector dust that spun out of control and
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  Speaker 1: cool this fiery hot ball down, and then these lakes
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  Speaker 1: and rivers and all the clouds and mountains got what?
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  Speaker 1: Where did your conscious come from? What is your need
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  Speaker 1: to cry out from? What does the word Lord help
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  Speaker 1: me come from? Why when you get in a in
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  Speaker 1: a dark place and you whisper Jesus, where did that
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  Speaker 1: come from? What? What is that if you're driving on
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  Speaker 1: the road and your car carams off a cliff? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: Lord help me? You know where? What are these promises
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  Speaker 1: come from that we make, these deals we cut that
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  Speaker 1: we make with a higher power? Why why when you're
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  Speaker 1: at your lowest moment? Man, you you you you you
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  Speaker 1: turned somewhere? Okay, not for that. I've I've explained my
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  Speaker 1: side of it. And a matter of fact, God is
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  Speaker 1: really almost unexplainable to me. Okay, so this we didn't
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  Speaker 1: just had that moment I had to get that off
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  Speaker 1: my chest. I want, I want. I want to share
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  Speaker 1: something with you about when you strike out to find
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  Speaker 1: your mission, or how about when you strike out on
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  Speaker 1: your mission once you discover what your purpose is? Or
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  Speaker 1: let's let's simplify, what happens when you set a goal
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  Speaker 1: and you ready to strike out on that goal. What
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  Speaker 1: happens when you set and ambition in front of you
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  Speaker 1: or put something in your sights that you want to
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  Speaker 1: attain that you want to become successful at. What's the
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  Speaker 1: mind set that you have to develop? There are three
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  Speaker 1: things you must first ask, You must then believe, and
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  Speaker 1: you must then receive. Now the received part all these
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  Speaker 1: parts is it's gotta thing to it. You gotta ask,
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  Speaker 1: You just gotta ask for it. You know you've heard
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  Speaker 1: the scripture before, you have not because you asked, not
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  Speaker 1: why don't you ask? But then after you ask, here
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  Speaker 1: is the kick? You got to believe that it can
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  Speaker 1: happen for you. Stop looking at the success of other
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  Speaker 1: people and not thinking that that same success can happen
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  Speaker 1: for you. And I'm not saying that Pacific way specific way.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying that the success can happen for you
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  Speaker 1: just like it can happen for somebody else. Why do
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  Speaker 1: you think it keeps happening to other people over and
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  Speaker 1: over because they ask and they believe. Now here's the
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  Speaker 1: cold part. Receive it? Oh, oh, what you mean? Receive it?
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  Speaker 1: I asked for it, I believe in it. Why would
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  Speaker 1: I not want to receive it? Act like it, Act
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  Speaker 1: like it's already there. Realize that, man, it's just days away.
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  Speaker 1: We don't know if it's gonna happen tomorrow, next week,
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  Speaker 1: in thirty days. We don't know if it's gonna take
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  Speaker 1: a few years. But you got to receive it. Though.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta ask, You got to believe, and you got
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  Speaker 1: to receive it. You gotta act as though as that
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  Speaker 1: not as another part. Not to this about work. You
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  Speaker 1: don't please. The faith without works is dead. Don't think
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna just ask for something believing and then go
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  Speaker 1: sit down and start watching TV. Come on, now, let's
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  Speaker 1: get real. Let's not leave out the other jewel. You
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  Speaker 1: got to work here here. What I want you to
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  Speaker 1: know about when you strike out on that mission, that
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  Speaker 1: the journey that you strike out on to accomplish a
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  Speaker 1: goal or to set out on the mission the journey
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  Speaker 1: is a process. It's not an arrival date. All you're
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  Speaker 1: looking to do, folks, is start the process. Act like
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  Speaker 1: it's there and the arrival date is coming. But here
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  Speaker 1: is the beauty of the journey being a process. But
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  Speaker 1: all along the way of your journey you will find
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  Speaker 1: success the whole time you're on the on the journey,
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  Speaker 1: the whole time you're in the process of finding your
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  Speaker 1: mission and fulfilling your mission, uncovering your dreams, reaching your goals.
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  Speaker 1: The beauty of it is all along the way you're
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  Speaker 1: going to find success on so many levels. And people
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  Speaker 1: fail to look at that part. They keep thinking of themselves, Man,
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  Speaker 1: I ain't there yet, I ain't you know. It's like
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  Speaker 1: when you take a little kid on a long car
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  Speaker 1: tripping in the back seat. Are we there yet? Are
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  Speaker 1: we there yet? Boy? If you just look out the window,
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  Speaker 1: see where we then being. Look out the window, look
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  Speaker 1: at the mountains, look at these trees, look at the
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  Speaker 1: views we got. No, we ain't there yet, But Lord
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  Speaker 1: ha mercy, look at what he's showing us along the way.
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  Speaker 1: Because the journey is a process. But man, know that
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  Speaker 1: in the process of arriving at your designated gold dream,
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  Speaker 1: ambition or mission. Understand this that the journey is a process,
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  Speaker 1: but all along the way you will find success. There
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  Speaker 1: are things that are going to happen to you along
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  Speaker 1: the way, man, that will be so gratifying and fulfilling.
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  Speaker 1: Where the journey is joyful. You don't have to be
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  Speaker 1: there to appreciate the ride. Appreciate the journey and the process.
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  Speaker 1: Stop getting mad because you ain't at the arrival data.
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  Speaker 1: Your dreams ain't came true yet. Look up. You might discover, man,
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  Speaker 1: that you're living better. You might discover that you don't
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  Speaker 1: have a million yet, but you'd have made a quarter
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  Speaker 1: of a million what you're tripping for because you ain't
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  Speaker 1: got the million yet. Remember when you didn't have nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Be grateful for the two hundred and fifty thousand dollar mark,
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  Speaker 1: the hundred thousand dollar mar the three hundred and twenty
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  Speaker 1: two thousand dollar mark. Don't you understand, man, you may
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  Speaker 1: not be where you want to be, But man, can't
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  Speaker 1: you thank God that you ain't where you was? How
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  Speaker 1: about that? One? Huh? All right? You're listening to show
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. This is not quiet
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  Speaker 1: stol This is Steve Harder deserving his voice because it's
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  Speaker 1: leaving him and overworked, and have decided that I've got
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  Speaker 1: to slow it down. So, ladies and gentlemen, this show
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  Speaker 1: will be ran today by two foods. And I want
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  Speaker 1: to apologize for anything happening. And Shirley and uh, Carla,
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  Speaker 1: I want to say good luck to both of you
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  Speaker 1: because you are going to have a tough time controlling
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  Speaker 1: too foods normally being you know, just ignorant. I am
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  Speaker 1: here to provide some type of stability, but I won't
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  Speaker 1: be able to to my boys. Car Don't, don't don't. Don't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't back talk me unless you won't do these knuckles
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  Speaker 1: on your lips. So, ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry, good morning, Hey, Nonny,
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  Speaker 1: you ain't gotta get into this, don't Steve, good morning,
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  Speaker 1: good morning, goody, good morning? Given to me junior morning?
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  Speaker 1: Ain't Yeah, you can't, Jake what your donner? E? Wow?
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  Speaker 1: That's after birthday? Voiced birthday? Still? How you know? Birthday?
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  Speaker 1: Yea happy belated birthday again forty two years old? Stop
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  Speaker 1: that I'm going with. I'm going with eighty three eight three.
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  Speaker 1: And see when you tell people you eighty three, they go.
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  Speaker 1: You look so good. Well, y'all go ahead and take
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  Speaker 1: it over. You gotta help, yeah, yeah, yeah, but see
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  Speaker 1: still everybody go down sometimes it's all right. I gotta
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  Speaker 1: protect my voice. I got shows to do today, tomorrow,
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  Speaker 1: all this weekend. I don't get another off day. Four
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  Speaker 1: minutes so I'm waiting on an assistant who posted to
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  Speaker 1: been here with some damn throat coat. But his ain't here. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I ain't gonna be saying his ass
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  Speaker 1: sat here? Too many motis? Did you speak to the nephew,
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  Speaker 1: because one time it's gonna be his ass ain't here,
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  Speaker 1: No motive? You didn't speak to the nephew. I really
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  Speaker 1: didn't think its more. I got you. I got you
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  Speaker 1: your over work. But let's be real about it. You're
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  Speaker 1: not underpaid. We gotta you're not underpaid. Represent We got
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  Speaker 1: you today. Let your throat down and set your throat
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  Speaker 1: right over there. You want to take you want to
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  Speaker 1: take it in this bag right here? We got you.
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  Speaker 1: Said that years ago. We were on the radio just
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  Speaker 1: in l A. And Steve felt out, you have to
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  Speaker 1: take your throat out and look at Wow. Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: how was your birthday? Oh? It was great? I'm still celebrating,
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  Speaker 1: still celebrating, man, I'm not supposed to have a whole
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  Speaker 1: lot of Uh. We had a little celebration at the
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  Speaker 1: comedy club, the Jay Spot. It was a hundred and
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  Speaker 1: eighteen comedians came no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: about three hundred and forty. Oh well, there must have
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  Speaker 1: been at another clue about Jay's birthday. When we come
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  Speaker 1: back on something funny. Had a date last night. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you're listening to Steve Show. It is time for something funny.
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  Speaker 1: So Jay, you gotta tell us about your birthday. It
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  Speaker 1: was nice, Steve. You know, do they still say off
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  Speaker 1: the chain? Yeah? The Carla right, Yeah, what's lit? What
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  Speaker 1: is that? It was lit? It was lit. It was lit,
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  Speaker 1: and it was lit. Yeah, man, it was lit. It
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  Speaker 1: was about comedians. Bit but my birthday. Um, Um, Tommy
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  Speaker 1: Davidson came, um, Um, Kim Whitley came, Um. Melanie Camacho
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  Speaker 1: was there, Darrell Derek Ellis was there. Um. A lot
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  Speaker 1: of comedic just came in and roasted me. It was
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  Speaker 1: a great night. And my my ex girlfriend gave me
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  Speaker 1: a cake. I didn't I didn't held up. Hold up girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Let's let's get in there. We're not together anymore, she said.
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  Speaker 1: The cake she brought the No, I see, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I'm saying. That's what that's why she's Yeah, she brought
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  Speaker 1: me a cake, and I just y'all enjoyed the cake,
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  Speaker 1: and I eat as much cake as possible. Well, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: staying in that same vein, not the cake, vein, the
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  Speaker 1: girlfriend vein. Did you have a date last night? No,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have a date. Let me to the beach. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's stay in the same veing. Okay, don't take into
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  Speaker 1: a beach. Did you did you get some good loving? Like?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, the best absolute date? Oh man, whow
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  Speaker 1: it out? How it up? Oh man? It was so great.
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  Speaker 1: I mean a lot. I'm like doing no more. No,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna do it again? Who by myself? I was alone.
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  Speaker 1: I saw it comback. I didn't have nobody. Man, look
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  Speaker 1: at the money, I say, splendor, Daddy, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do it. Okay, you're gonna do it. Do it
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  Speaker 1: for the v It was yourself hit him and we
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  Speaker 1: went to sleep. It was so good. I blooded when
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  Speaker 1: you when you focus, look with you, when you focus,
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  Speaker 1: look with God. We get your boy. Steve Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: had a great time. It was nice. Thanks for everybody
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  Speaker 1: who came out to the J spot and help me celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Had a great time. Have you and Steve,
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  Speaker 1: if you and Jay ever celebrated together, probably a couple
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  Speaker 1: of times. You have a couple of times to birth days?
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh, And we can't nothing we can talk about
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  Speaker 1: we happened on that school and this boy was there's
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  Speaker 1: nothing you can tell the best stories we've done and
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  Speaker 1: saved one another. The one grateful thing in all of this,
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  Speaker 1: huh was no phone cameras and wants, no social media.
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  Speaker 1: There's no damn internet, that's right, Yeah, yeah, pay phones. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what we did, there's no trace of it. Nothing, nothing,
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  Speaker 1: there's no pages, there was nothing. That's why people say, man, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you should do your life story. We can't very fory
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  Speaker 1: none of this, but I was going to ask their
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  Speaker 1: work out, don't. Was a hospital that had my records
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  Speaker 1: in it for a city hospital, for a city hospital,
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  Speaker 1: burned down, records gone, some of the some of the
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  Speaker 1: stuff we've done together, just so according to like medical records,
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  Speaker 1: at being four fifteen years old, my ass ain't exist.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what, man, that's really crazy. There were
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  Speaker 1: no computers. I have no medical records beyond that because
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  Speaker 1: Ford City Hospital burned down. I got in a really
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  Speaker 1: bad accident, a lot of trouble one time. There's no
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  Speaker 1: record of it. Wow. So, and there's nothing you can
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  Speaker 1: do about it. Some of the places we performed have
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  Speaker 1: burned down. Don't exist. Yeah, girl, they're not here. They're
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  Speaker 1: not here. I don't even exist. A lot of people
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  Speaker 1: would love that with their credit, they could just go
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  Speaker 1: back clean. We had some fun. Get your credit right,
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  Speaker 1: How you cleaning credit? How you cleaning now? Seven years? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what regular people do. Yeah, I'm gonna way no
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  Speaker 1: seven years, get no crean credit. You try to buy
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  Speaker 1: a house next year. You gotta get your credit clean now, right,
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  Speaker 1: that's true, right right. I can tell you we can't
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  Speaker 1: conversation real for real, true, true. I can tell you
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  Speaker 1: how I got the house I'm in right now, we
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  Speaker 1: go off there, because if I say this, they're coming
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  Speaker 1: to get that house and my mom's and meet you.
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  Speaker 1: So so Jay, Now, a lot of people celebrate their
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  Speaker 1: birthdays in the entire moment. What else do you have planned?
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  Speaker 1: You know, I will be with someone. I have a
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  Speaker 1: requirement that I've not put more than a hundred years
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  Speaker 1: into bed at one time, so you got she would
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  Speaker 1: not be older. We go past a just ain't gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: We can't total up to a hunter. That's that's something
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  Speaker 1: and then very scary all at the same time. Coming
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  Speaker 1: up next, Oh my god, me and my wife they
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  Speaker 1: have to get a divorce. Coming up next, the nephew
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  Speaker 1: would run that brank back. You're listening to Steve Morning Show,
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  Speaker 1: all right, coming up at the top of the hour,
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about being in a relationship can can
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  Speaker 1: be making you fat. Jay, just you can't even deal
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  Speaker 1: with the word relationship now, being in a relationship can
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: be making you fat, can make you fat? Okay, huh huh. Plus,
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  Speaker 1: Miss Anne is gonna be here with our national news.
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  Speaker 1: But right now it is time for the nephew to
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  Speaker 1: run that prank back. Adoption agents. Yeah, do you ever
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  Speaker 1: get nervous that somebody's going Never, No, I call people
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  Speaker 1: that don't live and where I live, so you never
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  Speaker 1: afraid that's something might happen. I'm always afraid that something
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  Speaker 1: could happen. That's what he asks. Always. I mean, like
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  Speaker 1: one of the people you prank. You never Yeah, there's
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  Speaker 1: always an lucky It's always one, but to escape it
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  Speaker 1: just hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Uh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Clarence. How you doing, man? This is Robert Robert.
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  Speaker 1: We were trying to you know, schedule with you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we can swing through and uh pick up a
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  Speaker 1: little Clarance. I guess around six, if you guys are
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  Speaker 1: available around six? H okay, Hey, what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: picking up little Clarance? Well, we got the we got
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  Speaker 1: the call that we can come and actually pick up
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  Speaker 1: Clarence and and and take him with us if you
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  Speaker 1: guys packed the things up yet? Whoa wo man got
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  Speaker 1: the call from? Who? Did you can come pick him up?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know about this. Well, my name is Robert,
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  Speaker 1: Robert and my wife and I got the call that
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  Speaker 1: we could do. You not know about us, um adopting
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  Speaker 1: a little Clarence? Oh what adopting? Who? Okay, wait a minute,
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  Speaker 1: are you guys that are you guys that drive? Yeah
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  Speaker 1: that's that's my address. But what you're talking about you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna come take my son from you? Okay? But your
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  Speaker 1: your son is two years old? Right? Yeah, he's what
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  Speaker 1: you come to pick up my sign and what is
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  Speaker 1: this agency's number? What the agency told us that? What's
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  Speaker 1: adoption agency? They've got all our information, We've we've filled
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  Speaker 1: out all the paperwork, and you guys aren't aware that
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: that we're supposed to come there today to pick him up.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Well know what adoptionation? You said as well? How to
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: get my information? I'm not sure. We've we've got pictures
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: of Clarence and and uh, you know, my wife is
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: actually going out and bought balloons and everything, and and
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: we were gonna come through. They told us anytime today,
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: so we felt maybe like around six pm we'd come
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: get it. Now, you ain't coming here to pick up
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: no class, tell you that right now? Okay, wait wait
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: a minute, now this this this, I mean, this can't
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: be happening. Okay, wait a minute. You're your your your
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: Clarence Senior. Correct, Yes I am. And you don't know
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: anything about us to come over there to pick the
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: baby up. He don't know. I don't know about this.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: What's the up adoption ations? Who buils you my information?
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: And how they get my information to come pick up
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: my son? I don't know that, sir. All I know
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: is is uh, we bought a car seat where where
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: you know? My wife has bought balloons. Man, I don't care,
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: y'all bought a car seat, balloons, hotchair whatever. You ain't
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: come to get my son, Okay, sir. I mean what
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do is tell my wife that we're
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: not coming to get Clarence Junior today. Oh yeah, y'all,
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: you're gonna have to tell her that because you ain't
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: coming here to pick up sir. From with the paperwork
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: that I have, Clarence is actually my son. Now, man,
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: you ain't your paperwork. You ain't come in here to
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: pick up my son. Sir, Clarence Jr. Is mine, And
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: I'm actually gonna change his name to Robert, So I mean,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: like like him. You are, come on over here if
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: you want to come on over here. I'm waiting for you.
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: I'm standing that way right now. Okay, Well, wait a
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: minute that the adoption agency tell us that you guys
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: are not doing well financial? Financial? Are you working work?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: You're doing anything. I ain't gonna get rid of my
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: son just because I ain't. Okay, but but but in
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: other words, you're not you're not able to to provide
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: for him. From what I understand. My son ain't miss
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: no me. He got clothes on the back, he got
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: a roof over his head. Man, I'm not you ain't
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: coming here and pick up my son. I don't care
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: what I gotta do. Man, I go out cut glasses.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: I'll make money on the side watching cars milicant. Okay,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: I'm say about to come here and get my son.
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: But don't you think he deserves a better home. I
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: don't know what the but the screw up is. I
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: don't know, but I'm trying to at least rationalize with
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: you so you can understand why me If I want
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: you ain't coming to get my son. He ain't going
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: home right now. I lear my son. You ain't taking
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: them nowhere. I'm telling I'm right. Ain't it that way?
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Come on over here, sir. I don't want to go
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: back and forth, but I al me and my wife
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: are coming to get clearance today. Okay, come on, come on,
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting for you. I'm not really third about two
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: or three times. Come on, I'll be waiting right here.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I get you, sir. I don't want any altercations when
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: I get there. I just want Clarence to get in
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: the car and me and my wife are gonna take
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: him to its new When you gain it's gonna be
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: one hell of an aftercation. So you might won't come
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: to law. Whoever gonna come with you being my adoption
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: ation too, so I can whoop that too. You know what, man,
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: if you want to be able to provide for your family,
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: wouldn't nobody to be trying to adopt your child? The
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: problem is that you can't take care of your family. Now,
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: I'm here, my wife coming over there, and we're coming
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: to get Clarence telling you you ain't coming down here
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: to get my child. Man, you get down here, you
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: ain't your wife's up. How about wait a minute, wait,
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: will you gonna do what to my wife? I don't
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: hear women, but I'm gonna tell you right now, you
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: and your wife's gonna come down here. I'm gonna help
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: most of you. Anybody come down here and try. I
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: took my child about, they're gonna go up. I'm coming
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to get it. I got to do what I got.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, you ain't coming down
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: here and get my son. You your wife are telling
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: you nobody's gonna come here and tell you I can't
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: disappoint my wife. You got no I don't know how
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: he got my address. I don't care what as you seeing,
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: you got going through or whatever going on, but I'm
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: telling right now you come down here. I'll I don't
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: know trying to disappoint my wife. Now, just say we're
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: coming to get I don't give him disappointed with you
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: won't be sport. I don't get nothing right now, But
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: you ain't gonna take my so about. I'm gonna come
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: and get him out that I might have told my
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: wife I was coming to get ring. I'm telling, man,
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: you better tell your wife you come this drive away.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna sitting right whole waiting for you, the last
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: one of y'all, every last one. I don't care who
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: he brings. You bring the closure, the Obama, and I'm gone.
• 28:20
  Speaker 1: You ain't been the tune now you ain't been. You
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: ain't been trying to check my son out of your house.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell right now everybody, didn't I do it?
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: Let you know this, I'm coming to get cleans, Junior.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: If you ain't got none to tell me or let
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: me now, I'm letting you know. Ride Now you better
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: come here with the corner and everybody, because I'm about
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you up. You're gonna leave here with come on, let
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: me tell you something. Let me tell you something. You
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: get his clothes so he can come and have a
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: better life. He's not living a good life there. You
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: get here. I'm told you about six and eight times,
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: bring you more down here, and I'm you and everybody
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: whoever you bring down here? Up you trying to you
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: know who else I bringing with me, cause I'm bringing
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: somebody you better bring on and say what it better be.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: A'm going to come down here and get hussing on
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: about the house. I'm bringing nephew Timmy with me. I'm
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: bringing nephew Timmy from the Steve Arvey more so with me.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Oh man, you this is Timmy. Man, this is the
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: nephew Timy Manning. I'm not anybody out here. Man come
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: down and taking my show. Brother name Benjamin got me
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: to get you dog. Oh man, See that's not saying
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: against steps. Next time I see him, it's man. That
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: was good one Now, man, all right, Paul, tell me
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: one more thing, Man, what's the baddest that I mean,
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lane. The stools all
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: the morning show. You know, some people don't deserve their kids.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, something don't need their kids.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: I'm just sorry. I'm sure you've seen people that just that.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: You really see a lot. I don't see you like
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: you really need. They're safer with somebody else. Yeah, this
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: weekend is jumping off the nephew, I am headed to Memphis, Tennessee. Chuckles,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: comedy club. Baby, take us running fast. We on our
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: way to we on our way to flow out. You
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: better get it way to get this good because to
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: show Friday to Saturday one sun tea. Yes, ye, beat
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: the excellent. I'm happy for you, I really am you.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: I don't know what the hate is for I don't
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: get it for you. He's gotta hate. Yeah, we gotta
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: get out of here, coming up at the top of
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: the hour. Being in a relationship could be making you fat.
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show and you
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: study out of the University of Queensland Guys, Queensland, Australia
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: determined that being in a relationship makes people fatter. Okay.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: The study found that those were the long term partner
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: weighed on average twelve point seven pounds more than single people.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: What what and showed an average weight gain of three
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: point nine pounds per year. And it could be that
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: eating with someone leads people to eat larger portions and
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: more calories. Or it could be that since they don't have,
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: you know, they don't have to impress anyone. Uh, couples
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: just kind of let themselves go. Yeah, what's it? It's
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: when you out there running them. It's actually reduces calories
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: trying to catch Yeah, when you out there, listen to
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: what when you out there running them? You running them,
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: that's exercise, that's work. You gotta get over here, back
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: in here, answering that phone right quick, dabble and knock
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: it off the table. You gotta run down here, dry
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: your car, hate it in the bull's around the corner,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: walk back over to the house. Your weight gonna stay down.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Excuse me having over the table, Yeah, running the ob
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: dove over a table to answer that phone. Got to
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: get this phone. So you can't be picker. You can't
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: be you know, you're constantly looking at the windows and
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: who might show up. You don't know, you may plan
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: you you're nervous and you hard to have you know,
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: you can't have company over. You don't know if we're
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: gonna come over. Yeah. He stressful, and you learn you
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: can't eat on the tail because you gotta keep your
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: mouth for that. And I got nines to tell I
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: can't be sitting up in here eating and you gotta
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: remember them. You can't. You can't eat. You gotta go
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: over there and eat with that person. Run over that man.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: You can't lie and eat at the same time. It's
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: too much. That's why single people are tremble. It's possible, though.
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: You can't lie and I haven't done it at out
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: of time. You can do it. It's doable. All this
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: stuff that you're running from I run to it isn't.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Don't don't. Don't accept this that you can't do. Take
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: the challenge. Man, you know what you're doing. Take your
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: take your phone at night, put it in your draws,
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: and you do. You go back to the house and
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: get your phone. Oh yeah, run over eight cars trying
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: to get there. So wait, what are you saying? So
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: you're on your way to work? Yeah, yeah, you half
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: way to work, you discover you left your phone. You phone,
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be late. You gotta get that phone. I
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: might get fine, and whoever you work for will understand. White.
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Hold on, let's ask, let's ask the boss. Is this true? Boss? Oh,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: we don't make We don't understand. We don't understand what
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: we know, what's going on? What you have left your phone? Oh,
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying it again. What stave you have left
• 34:09
  Speaker 1: your phone? Everything? Oh you should have he had act
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: like you go back home to hell broke. We don't worry.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Steve was just calm. Everybody worried about Tommy? Oh my god.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: We ever heard from Tommy? Y'all stop all this, Daves.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Something could have happened to him. I'm gonna call his girlfriend.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: Don't do that. They't happened recently with Jay. Yeah, never
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: called anybody's girl. That's where Jack has just got here.
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Monica was crying Jack, y'all call it Jake. What I
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: tell you, y'all you weren't worried at all? No, no, alright,
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. This is a trip of the news. Okay,
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: here we go. Authorities in and around Austin, Texas, in
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: the suburb of Flucaville still carefully piecing together information on
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: the man. They say it was a serial obomber who
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: killed two innocent black men and injured five others. Texas
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Governor Greg abbattell's Fox News that one fear is that
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: twenty three year old Mark Anthony Condit may have planted
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: other bonds before he killed himself, bombs that have yet
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: to explode. We still don't know whether or not the
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: individual who has now deceased who is the bomber, whether
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: or not he has sent out bombs that could be elsewhere,
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: and Conda, of course, blew himself up as police began
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: closing in. Now, authorities say the condent left a twenty
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: five minutes cell phone recorded statement basically confession, offering details
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: of the seven explosive devices that officials believed he put together.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Content gives no reason for targeting the innocent people of
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: color he killed and injured. Local police chief Brian Manley
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: actually described the recorded message as get this the quote
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: outcry of a very challenged young man. Well when it
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: comes to the people, this challenge. Guy murdered was a
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: seventeen year old guy named Draylan Mason, a well liked
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: and talented musician who played the double bass and who
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: attended East Austin Prep, a college prep. He was on
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: his way to college. A condift killed another black man
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: named Anthony stephan House, who received a degree in finance
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: from Texas Sate University. He worked as a project manager,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: and he leaves a wife and a child. The founder
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, speaking out about the recent scandal
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: over how an outside firm working for Trump's presidential campaign
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: was able to harvest the full profiles of some fifty
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: million Facebook users without their permission. Trust and I'm really
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: sorry that this happened, that Zuckerberg on CNN and a
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: statement on his own Facebook page. Zuckerberg says his company
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: made mistakes that it will order thousands of apps and
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: put in more safeguards to protect user data. Congressional negotiators
• 36:57
  Speaker 1: who finalized at one point three trillion. That's trillion with
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: a t dollar bill. That's a budget bill that has
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: to be passed by both the House and Senate by
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: midnight Friday to avoid a government to shut down. Okay,
• 37:08
  Speaker 1: it's official. Black Panther has now set another record. It's
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: the most tweeted about movie ever. People who have tweeted
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: about the Black Panther movie more than thirty five million times.
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: And finally, more recordings have been selected to be preserved
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: for prosperity, including the Sound of Music Kenny Rodgers, The
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Gambler recordings by run dmc cheek, Fleetwood Mac and the
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: Temps as one of the ones they want to preserve.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: The National Recording Register now contains five hundred songs. Today's
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: trending topics and entertainment coming up on the Steve Harvey
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Morning Show. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right, Steve,
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: go ahead and say it. I told you so, because
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: you definitely told us. Your school is all yeah, stuck
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: your teeth, Suck your teeth moment, thank you? Yeah, here
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: right on radio. Okay. As we all know, porn star
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Stormy Daniels and Mr Donald Trump are president are currently
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: battling over the non disclosure agreement she signed before the
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: two thousand sixteen election. Stormy took a polygraph test and passed.
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: Can finish ahead? Please notice about our president. This happened
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: over twin years. Go ahead, Yeah, and before he was
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: even thinking about running. You said the women they're gonna
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: come out. You said that long time before started before Yeah, okay,
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: got made the hundred and thirty grand How they didn't
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: have that alright, Remember his lawyer said, right, where's the
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: lawyer that will pay your side piece? That's what that's
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: what you want. That's the one I won't let me
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: help you understand something. That lawyer got the money from
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: the Yeah, that ain't hard work. You just got no
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: record or track of it. And the dumb, the stupid
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: as attorney did it wrong. But you said you don't
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: know how to run them. Can I say something about
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: lawyers out of me? But we shared us. We don't
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: have a lot of love for some lawyers. That's all
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: I'm saying. You know what, my lawyer gotta have something
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: in the same background they work for you. Yeah, yeah,
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: they're supposed to anything, right. Playmate Kate McDougall and now
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Apprentice reality stars Summerservo said Donald Trump made unwanted advances
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: to them. Ain't none of this shocking to me? None
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: of it Before he even declared he was running. You
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: said no, and listen to me. They started coming out,
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: but he called them all lives. Then he became president,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: then he started doing all this crazy stuff. So you
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: forgot about them. Well, now we know settled in and
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: here they it's gonna be eight moment. What that's the
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: number you're going and we gotta go with you, Steve.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: That is eight more at minimum, because you're you're right,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: you were right so far. You've been on the cover
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: of Playboy magazine. Rich, that's the game, that's the game. Yeah, Steve,
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: you're saying eight more in additional to these three. Absolutely,
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: this number is so low right now, this is nothing
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: because he's rich and powerful and he has been that
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: for a very doing this for a long time. Let
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: me ask you all a question. How many seconds we got?
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: You got any time? We have? About? All right? When
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: we come back, I'll explaining it to all right and
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: coming up as well, comedy roulette with the fellas. Yeah,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: you're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, guys,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: it is time for comedy roulette. Jake, explain it so simple.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: We've done this over and over and over. You give
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: us five subjects. Five just pick five subjects, put them
• 41:07
  Speaker 1: on a wheel. Fund the wheel where it stop. We
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: will do the damn thing. All right, here we go,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: do it. You're ready? All right? Here we go. Number one.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: All of a sudden, everything is too loud. Just everything
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: is too loud. Number two. My favorite snack is number three.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: That is not his wife. Whoa. We're not doing that.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: We're not doing that. We're not doing that. The wheel
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: betting that stuff on that one alright? Number four. Some
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: people just will wear anything. Okay, here we go. You
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: know they've been locked up a long time when they
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: asked questions like yes, that would not be three? Wait? Look,
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: oh oh right there stopped the number five. You know
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: they've been locked up a long time when they asked
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: questions like when when TV been staying on after twelve o'clock?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: When you've been locked up a long time? Were you here?
• 42:32
  Speaker 1: Question like so where mamma live? Now? You don't know
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: what mama live with? Mama moved. You've been locked up
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: a long time. When they're looking at you like y'all
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: can't cut your chicken with a spoon. I don't know
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: how to do that. They've been locked up a long
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: time when you asked when did they turn the emails
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: on up? Alone? Let me tell you how. You know
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: you've been lots of a long time. I tell y'all,
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: don't want me to make mac running with just iron,
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: I can show you how to do it. Yeah, you
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: know you've been locked up a long time with as
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: good life. So you can get clothes and groceries in
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: so I can get I can get fruits and a shirt.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: And you know they've been locking a long time when
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: you who flushed the toilet and ran all my look
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: that man that was good looking, that man. Come you
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: locked up long term? When you go out on the
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: date and all you want to order is roaming noodles
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: fancy restaurants. You know you've been locked up a long
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: time when you say stuff like so you're gonna lead
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: lights on all night, all night. These ain't gonna go on.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: You know you get locked up a long time when
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: they get pulled over. They called, you say for the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: police cars black and white. Now they was blue at first.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: We're playing comedy roulette. You know you've been locked up
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: a long time when they started whispering meet me in
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: the yard, in the yard, in the yard. All right, Steve,
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: You know you've been locked up a long time when
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: you come outside on your first day back and you
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: got your platforms on what a baby. You know you've
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: been locked up a long time. I'm talking about a
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: long time. When you watch clothes in your room and
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: hang them all over the day. Yeah, gotta line there,
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: You gotta line alright, Steve, come on, close it up
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: for us. You know you've been locked up a long time.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: Whenever you get in the shower, you take all your
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: showers with your backup. He didn't wash his bad alright,
• 45:42
  Speaker 1: never you tell me has a praying phone call is
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: coming up right after this. Good guys, good you're listening
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: to Steve Morning Show, all right, coming up at the
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: top of the hour, right about four minutes after today's
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Strawberry letter. The subject Wait, that's your daddy. But we
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: were talking about the president and women and and how
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: many and all that Steve about it's all relative to
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: the amount of money you have when you out there. Everybody,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: please understand, that's far more women than this, far more
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: women than this. With our president Trump. He was on
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: Playboy magazine, play Girl, Playboy magazine. He was a player.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Everybody knew that. So now when you're out there and
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: you out there running them, the level of money that
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: you have depends on, number one, the number that you
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: can run with, because it takes money to run them,
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: and it also should affect your quality. Now, two people
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: have made drastic mistakes. Let me get let me tell
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: you why it's more than three or eight. It's gonna
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: be eight more with the president? How many? The Tiger
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: was twelve and he had low end and don't listen
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: to me. But that's because Tiger Woods had a low
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: end because he had no one showing him the game.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: And he had dudes around him could have showed him.
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: He wasn't here, no, no, he got he got some
• 47:17
  Speaker 1: pro boys around him, could have showed him the game.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: But he didn't listen to them. He heard about the
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: game and he went out there on his own. Now
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: he all at the Waffer house. And who if he
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: worked in the food he had and sex? What did
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: you say if you worked in the food, get you?
• 47:41
  Speaker 1: He had the one fly chick that was the lawyer.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Other than that he messed up. Of course the lawyer
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: didn't know about the other ones. Okay, Tiger signed ninety
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: million with Nike and has made all this money playing golf.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: He had eleven How much money you think Donald Trump
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: to making and making? Yeah, he's a billionaire, right, Well
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: not really, but well that's what that's what he's been saying.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: We don't know, we haven't seen anywhere. I don't really
• 48:11
  Speaker 1: be okay, but he has been on Forbes at one time. Yeah,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: well he can't go on that now because he won't
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: release it. Taxes okay, but he hold him all but
• 48:22
  Speaker 1: his taxes, his tax forms will show that he's not
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: a billion okay this year because of the right offs
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: and losses. But he got a plenty of money. You
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: can't tell he's not. So how many women you think
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: you got? Plus? He white? Okay, let's leave it right there.
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: We'll pick this up and up. I'm sure. Yeah, stop
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: quite there, Okay, on that note, nephew, let's get to
• 48:45
  Speaker 1: this prank. That's just right there. Let's slide it on
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: over to I got papers on that man. Yeah, I
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: got papers on that day. Have heard it all? He
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: blows to me, I got paid on that man. Here
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: all these Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach uh this Phyllis, Yes,
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: it is? Who am I speaking to? All right, Phillis?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: This is this is Jim down at the top. I
• 49:22
  Speaker 1: work out here with Clem, your husband Clem? Okay, yeah, okay,
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: how are you? I'm good? He slipped and fails today?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: What and he heard himself? Uh, you gotta leave a
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: little shaken up here at the job. So what happened?
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: What do you when? What happened? Well, I think he could.
• 49:43
  Speaker 1: He definitely pulled something in his back, but we are
• 49:49
  Speaker 1: not Now who is you now? I'm his wife, I'm
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: I'm just my filling. You're you're your phyllis. That's right,
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: that's correct. Okay, because we got listed to his wife
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: is Janis, and we tried to call her earlier but
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: we didn't get I'm need wife, so I'm his wife.
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: I don't know Janis? Who the hell is Janis? Janis
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: is who he has listed for a contact? When when uh,
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: when it's emergency contract or something that happen. Y'all got
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: that mixed up. Y'all must have mixed that up somehow
• 50:21
  Speaker 1: that he wouldn't have put no, no damn, Janet says
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: his wife. I'm his wife, feel it? So I don't
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: know who who messed up? But that ain't right. I'm
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: the wife. Okay, Well it has her listened as the
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: wife and call her as a contract if something goes wrong. Well,
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you because I'm his
• 50:38
  Speaker 1: wife now, I don't know. I don't know who messed up.
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: Hold on one second. Let me let me click over
• 50:44
  Speaker 1: one second as a call coming to one Janis on
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: the dog on. Okay, that was Jannis. What she said.
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: She she's gonna come out to the job, so you
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: don't have Now I'm I'm going out to the job.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: I'm his wife. I don't know who know Janie is
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: that John need to get it straight because Comed she's
• 51:07
  Speaker 1: gonna's she says she's gonna come and take him to
• 51:10
  Speaker 1: the doctor. Now she ain't going where So I'm his white.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: I'm taking it. No, you don't let you don't lease
• 51:16
  Speaker 1: my huts and the note Nabby, I'm is freaking white.
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: So y'all yeah, Jennis said she'll be right here in
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: ten minutes. We right. I bet you beat the inten
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: minutes too. And I bet y'all been not release my
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: husband and nobody. I'm in white. I don't know who
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: No Jennie is, but John need to get that straight.
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: I'm all my wife, you said Janice, and she beat
• 51:39
  Speaker 1: me there, So all that sister produce some very certificate
• 51:43
  Speaker 1: papers or something to tell her to produce that. I
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: got the papers on that man. Okay, Well, I'm just saying, uh,
• 51:52
  Speaker 1: Janiss she he does have her on the list, man,
• 51:55
  Speaker 1: so I can't What do you have on the list?
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: So I don't give it. What's on the list? Name
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: on the list man? Why would her name be above
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: your name on the list? You know well, I'm not
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: going to play this little ring around the rosie with you.
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: I got papers on that, man, so you better make
• 52:11
  Speaker 1: this your best hole up until I get there and
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: catch you. I want some more problems. I'm gonna release
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: him to Danners as soon as she gets you. Sir,
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: you've been at release my husband another body all y'all
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: gonna be laid out on the floor. So I'm gonna
• 52:24
  Speaker 1: tell you right now, if my mursband knows for when
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: I'll get there, it's gonna be some full blown going down.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: So your best just to make sure I get that.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: This is a bunch of boys, but it's gonna when
• 52:33
  Speaker 1: I'll get down my wa on her way. I got
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: to hung up with you. I ain't got kind to
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: play with you either, so I'm all my way. Because
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: you don't ask her for this, Jannis might get her
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: beat down, And y'all don't get the goodness is my
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: husband at there? You hears your head here, I ain't
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: got trying to be growing, balking forth with your player,
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: ringing around the world. I'm a going I got you
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: to go. I don't see that. I got some business
• 52:58
  Speaker 1: to take care of over there. Okay, Well what am
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: I supposed to do with Jannis? Like I said, you're
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: telling that the home of cap I'm all my way.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: She's trying to represent like me, trying to be me. Okay, wife,
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: you might want to carry you what what do you
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: what do you want me to tell? Tommy Who? Tommy?
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: I don't even know no toy who Tommy? That's me, baby.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: This is Nephew comic from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Your husband, Clymett got me to Frank Fall called you. Okay,
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: y'all really okay, Yeah, I'm okay. I don't know me.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: You stay over there. I just trying to be saying
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: with y'all like this, I trying to get by one.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tick y'all. Hey, I got one more thing.
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: Your favorite's the last radio What's the baddest radio show
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• 54:09
  Speaker 1: What you think? Long as to stay stupid, That's all
• 54:16
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• 54:18
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• 54:21
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• 54:48
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• 54:54
  Speaker 1: I will relay that message and neph you coming up
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: at the top of the hour. It's the Strawberry Letters.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: So object wait, that's your daddy. You're listening to the
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, time now for the Strawberry Letter.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: If you're in a situation or you just need some
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: advice about your relationship, please send us your Strawberry letter
• 55:16
  Speaker 1: at Steve Harvey FM dot com. You never know, Steve
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: and I could be reading your letter on the air
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: just like this one this morning. Subject Wait that's your daddy.
• 55:28
  Speaker 1: Buckle up, hold on tight here it is a strawberry letter.
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know why I like saying this subject. Wait,
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: that's your daddy. Dear Steven Shirley. That subject, I don't
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: know it intrigues me. Dear Stephen Shirley. I just started
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: dating this guy and he is great. I'm twenty eight
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: and he is thirty one. Here's where it gets tricky.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Last week, he invited me to his family's barbecue. I
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: was excited because this would be the first time I
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: would meet his family. We go to his parents house
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: and he introduced me to his siblings and his step mom.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: Then we headed to the backyard to meet his dad,
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: who was busy on the grill. His daddy turned around
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: and I was sure. Turns out that his daddy is
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: my ex sugar daddy. His father and I messed around
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: for six months, and I broke it off because I
• 56:20
  Speaker 1: started to have real feelings for him. And let me
• 56:23
  Speaker 1: tell you why, Shirley. He was the best at it.
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: He was the best at what he did, the best
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: I've ever had. I couldn't believe that I was at
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: his house with his son. After a very awkward pause,
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: his dad shook my hand and said it was nice
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: to meet me. I quickly turned to go back into
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: the house, and my boyfriend followed me. I don't think
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: my boyfriend noticed how awkward we were the rest of
• 56:51
  Speaker 1: the night. Now, I feel like my boyfriend should know everything,
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: but I don't want to cause any family problems. Should
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: I just keep my mouth. Even though my boyfriend does
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: not measure up to his dad, I don't want to
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: lose him. Please help. Wow, I just gotta ask you,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: you know what, what are your plans? Are you and
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: his son planning a future together? I mean, you just
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: said you just started dating this guy, so I can't
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: imagine you know, you're really in your mind knowing where
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: this is going to go in the future. But having
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: said all that, I I just don't think this is
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: a good look for you. I really don't, because you
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: know it's going to come out at some point. You
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: couldn't even hold it together that night, you were being awkward.
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: I'm sure his dad is going to be this is
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: going to come out. It's not gonna be a good
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: look for you being in this relationship with the son
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: of your ex lover. So you know you did the Dad,
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: you broke it off because it was good and the best.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: You're you're always going to compare them from here on out. Now,
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna be able to hold it together.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be a good relationship. That's
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: always going to be looming in the back of your mind.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: If it comes out, it's gonna be on his son's mind. Uh,
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: you know, if you guys are planning some kind of
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: future together. I just I think you need to break
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: this off and just move on to a different situation
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: with different people. Period, Steve, Yeah, we got a problem here. Yeah,
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: this is a full blown situation. This is a problem. Girl, girl, girl.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: First of all, you meet this boy twenty eight years old.
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: He younged, he ain't at maximal capacity yet, he's yet
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: learned all that he's going to know. I think we
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: would agree. Let your church say, man, at eight, you
• 58:50
  Speaker 1: are underdeveloped. But when it comes to life experience, know how,
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: and especially when it comes to the ability to pleasure.
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: Thank you. We want to take this off from a
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: different angle. Appreciate Sister Shirley for wonderful rendition of and
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: her a selection of this strawberry level. But let me
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: drive this hill car. Of course I've driven it before.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: You go and you meet the mama, the step mama,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: the siblings, and all that is going good. But back
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: on that grill was the g M that's the grial master.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: I happened to be one of these people. Yeah, I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: spend much time in my backyard, and I am also
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: it I can relate to the Here we go. He
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: turns around, and I'll be down if his daddy ain't
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: your farmer sugar daddy. Now this is when the relationship
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: has too much incoming, because right now, what makes this
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: relationship wrong is y'all got the same day. That's church
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: same man. Amen, Amen, y'all got the same daddy. Oh
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: he his daddy, but he your sugar daddy. I'm now yeah,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: So now you meet. He shakes your hand, but oh lord,
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: him missing the greatest player move I've ever seen. He
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: turns to you and he says, nice to meet you. Yeah.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: Now this isn't the player move because he can't heard
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: his son and he can't let the step mama know
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: that he didn't had you, so he wanted to let
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: bygones be bygones. Nice to meet you. You broke it
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 1: off because you were starting to develop feelers. And why
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: were you developed easy? Because this man in hill Lord
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: help Mercy was breaking the walls of Gibraltar have come down.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: Your bacon was getting fried extra Christ. Your cookie was
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: dumped all the way down in the middle and left
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: in there soaking. Your oven been up on five hood.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Your ass has been brought. This man has been up
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: on five hundred. This man was brawling your way ever had.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: This is the best year. When they come back, I'm
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you how good it was and what's going
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 1: to happen after all right, we'll have part two of
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Oh he he's both of y'all's daddy. You need to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: know that, Yes, his daddy, your sugar daddy, and the
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: sugar stealing your tape. All right, we'll have more Part
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: two of Steve's response coming up, and we come back
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: at twenty three after the hour. You do not want
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: to miss it. What that's your daddy? That's the subject
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 1: you're listening Dave show. All right, Steve, come on, let's
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 1: go with part two of today's strawberry. What wait, that's
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: your daddy? She didn't win in the backyard with a
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: new boyfriend. Introduced to his father. He turned around and
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: I'll be damned, it's her sugar daddy. Naw, it's an
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: awkward Paul, she says in the letter. Then she broke
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 1: it off because of real friend. She said. It turns
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 1: out to his daddy is my ex sugar daddy. His
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 1: father and I messed around for six months, and I
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 1: broke it off because I started to hear a real
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: feeling film. But he shook your hand and he said,
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: nice to meet me. I quickly turned to go back
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: into my house. And your boyfriend. Now here's where she
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: talks to talk to Shirley, Like Shirley, nobody see, I'm
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: being turned on your little girl. And let I started
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: to hear we were feeling him. And let me tell
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: you why. Surely he was the best at what he did.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: See I know this right here. First of all, was
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: I not out on that greed you're the grill master?
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: But here I come back in this letter again, he
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: was the best at what he did. Right there, all
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: this about me the master, I'm out that grill. I
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: just relate to this letter. Yeah, turn it over. Now,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: he the best of what he did, the best I've
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  Speaker 1: ever had, I know, because once again, why because he
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  Speaker 1: Now I feel like my boyfriends, you know everything, but
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to cause any problems. I keep up
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  Speaker 1: even though my boyfriend does not measure up to his dad.
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  Speaker 1: He can't whoa, he can't measure up to sugar. He
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  Speaker 1: cannot measure up to sugar. He ain't been here long
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  Speaker 1: enough to do the things, know the things that sugar. No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to shugar. Put it on you. That
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  Speaker 1: boy got your oven at three fifty. You just regular bacon.
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  Speaker 1: You weren't doing muffins and cake layers and pastry. You
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  Speaker 1: You in there, Syrian meat, putting the brown on top
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  Speaker 1: here putting that crunchy on the top layer or the yams.
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  Speaker 1: That's what he did with that. He got it in there.
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  Speaker 1: When the door open, everybody gotta step back for feet
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  Speaker 1: because it's just damn honey, yea big daddy, the grill master,
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  Speaker 1: bet in that putting that shugar in your tank. You
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  Speaker 1: got to break up with this ball, come on, because
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  Speaker 1: you can't go over there and look at sugar and
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  Speaker 1: then look over here at junior min jorn. You got
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  Speaker 1: junior mint standing over here and sugar Daddy over there.
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  Speaker 1: Now you want the junior min or. You want the
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  Speaker 1: sugar daddy who in here? We'll take a junior mint
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  Speaker 1: over sugar daddy. You can have sugar Daddy or sugar babies.
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  Speaker 1: Which one you want? You got diabetes? If she's been
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  Speaker 1: meaging all that damns like a true expert. And I'm
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: just gonna say this, you gotta break up. Yeah he's
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: doing it's too much. Let me Old player killed. Old
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  Speaker 1: player is what we call old people. Can't sugar tea
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: old you. I just say it. The old player is
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: straight old pep. She got broke off some of that
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: old pimp pass. Oh, that's what, And that's what. It's
• 1:07:45
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  Speaker 1: the new hit show man cave on b et. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I asked to be on this show because I know
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: the guy who is the producer and I think it'd
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: be some kind of way I could get on this,
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: but I ain't been on it yet. You talking about
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: the one and only Steven Well host. The host of
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 1: the show, Jeff Johnson is going to be our special
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 1: guest at the top of the hour, so please stick
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: around for that. We'll talk about that. Yesterday was that,
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• 1:10:58
  Speaker 1: you this now as you age, you were thinking about
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: the good old days? Right, okay? And what did you
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: come up? Came up with uh and Steve and everybody
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: else can join in. It's just how what we had
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: and what they got. No millennials millennials, but they don't
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: like even like to be called millennials. They just they
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 1: don't like that. They want to be called. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what they want to be called. I just want
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 1: to be there's one over there. Don't like it, look
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: at it. Don't like being For instance, they've got video games.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 1: They got him. What do we have? Palm? It just
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 1: get they got the micro wave oven that it's it's
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: they using on What do we have Steve to heat
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: up food? Damn or the oven? Damn light bulb? How
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: about that one? Yeah, my sister, my sister's daughter had
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: an easy bake of it on Christmas Day. We pulled
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: the cake battle. We didn't eat the cake to East
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 1: cooked that damn cake. That's funny. They got we had,
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 1: They got uber Did we walk everywhere or what? Everywhere
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: we walked? They we had albums? Yeah, I was thinking
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: of that. Look how many ways we bought one song.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: We bought it on albums eight tracks, fortified eight real
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: the real now they downloading, Yeah, yeah, digital, that's it.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 1: They got bottled water bottle. If you wanted water back
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: in the day, how did you get water outside of
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: the water holes? Because I was free? They're gonna make
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: me stay in water that I just stood there dehydrated,
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: dragging out that water hole, sister. They got ice machines
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: on the refrigerated. If you wanted ice back in the day's, Steve,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: how did you get ice you make? You made it
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 1: in the trade? Did you make but six cubes? Out
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: of time? Put the little handle on it. Man, we
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: don't even have ice. You didn't have ice. We didn't
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: have no damn ice. How did you make your drinks? Cold? Drink?
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Will never cold? Who had a whole drink? They are blown?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: That's that's pope. Who had a cold drink? What I
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: drink was a cold drink? Set it outside for Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They got changed the things, they get punished, They get
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: punished time out. What do we get, Steve got I'm
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: telling you with what though? Anything? Anything we got whipped
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: today was just out of time. They had to be
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 1: somewhere else and they asked us to go get it. Yeah,
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: you ever had this? Right here, I'm gonna beat the
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: black off to be white man. They got Instagram. Now,
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: how do we how do we develop pictures? Back in there?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: You took a picture, you dropped it off at the
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: little booth, and you waited a month booth drug stoke. Yeah, green,
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: you waited a month before you saw your picture. One
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: the whole month. And then I walked down there and
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 1: then the pictures wasn't ready. Yeah the picture, it's not
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: ready yet. It's not back yet. Come back the next
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: a week. It's not ready yet. And you got to
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: you got the pictures in the oh yeah, remember the negative.
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 1: Remember we have that case. You want to make another picture,
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: it's not ready to come back the next a week.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: It's not ready yet. Who is that? Ja? Oh? The
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 1: person in the booth? All right? They got smartphones. Now,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: if you wanted to make a call back in the day,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: you had a roll of quarters. You stood by the
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 1: pay phone. What when I when I would call Steve,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 1: Steve would call me, and he would call me and
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: tell me he's gonna be at such and such a number.
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: He would drive to the next number and then call
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 1: me from where I was now, But someplaces we would stay,
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: the phone will go off at nine o'clock. What, Yeah,
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: they cut they had like a switchboard, it be off. Yeah,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: the phone just be all him. Yeah, you couldn't call
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 1: him to the next day. Ah, you're talking about telephone.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 1: You talk about hotel, the hotel room switchboard off, switchboard, switchboard,
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 1: nobody you can get the call, but ain't nobody connected.
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: So what happened in case it was the emergency? What
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: you didn't happen to have a bigger didn't happen to
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 1: man man? You better wait to morning if you had
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 1: an emergency to keep it to you saying, don't share it?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Coming up in the top of the hour,
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  Speaker 1: Thanks guys, get ready to talk about b ET s
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  Speaker 1: Man Cake with a very special guest Jeff Johnson. You
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: know him, Steve, y'all do too, you're listening to show. Hey, y'all,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: we got a special guests, uh, one of the hosts
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: of a new show on b ET. Uh. It's a
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: progressive talk show and it's called man Cave uh. And
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 1: what it does, y'all features a diverse group of black
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: men just sharing their unfiltered views on life. Listen to me, boy,
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 1: they threw me into some I actually thought I was
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 1: just sitting around my dudes. Uh. They talk about love, politics, sex,
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: a whole lot more. I was on a week ago
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 1: and I said, with the fellas, um and and and
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 1: and and it was one of it was really one
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: of my faith not one of It was the best
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 1: time I've ever had on the television show in my
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 1: career as a guest, as a guest, best time I've
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: ever had on the TV show of any show I've
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: ever done. I've done all of them. It was great.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 1: And we're gonna find out more about Man Cave right
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: now because we have the host of the show and
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 1: the guy who this was his brain child. He actually
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 1: thought of this show. Ladies and gentlemen, the one and
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 1: only Mr Jeff Johnson. We're good man. Listen to me. Uh,
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: let me just start with my visit. First of all,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: Man Cave is just a group of men sitting around
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: and discussing everything and anything. The difference is they take
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 1: the filter off and it comes from a very diverse
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 1: group of men. You've got older, more mature, married family man,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: and Jeff, you got Tank who's about to be married.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Fool life. There on the other side of the cross,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: you got Calvary, and you got that backside of the hill.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: Nobody's see the tank was over there. Then you got Slink,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: who is just seriously, man, something wrong with him for
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: you to need medical attention. And then the young dude,
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 1: what's the co sign? Just young millennial full of energy,
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: ideas and his own thoughts, and boy, that's a collection.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: And then I joined that crew last time, man, and boy,
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: I had a great time on that show. Man, Thank
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 1: you John. What's funny? Steven? You've been involved in this
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 1: from the beginning. But I don't think he was ready.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: Oh I wasn't. Okay, No, I mean because because y'all know,
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: people say unfiltered all the time, but it don't always
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: mean unfiltered, true true. Steve came on and I think
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 1: was confused, like I forgot to even let people talk
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 1: like this on TV. I didn't understand you have that look, Steve,
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 1: And I didn't understand. I said, anybody hear what he
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 1: just said? You got the filter? Seriously, I'm sitting going hey.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: I was like for a couple of times, I looked
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: I was just waiting on somebody go cut me and
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 1: I can't wait no cut and they still feeling link. Man.
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 1: We were talking about something about in a relationship with
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: the time we know, I think you died when Cosin
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 1: said we're just gonna go to the strip club as
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: a family. Yeah, said that we can all go to
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: the striphop as a family. You got my tea, you know, man,
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: unless she's just gonna be a lesbian. Because we were
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 1: talking about how do you get rid of your how
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 1: do you get rid of cat and your and your
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: crew who can't roll with you? And Steve talked about, look,
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 1: I'm married, this is where I am. I can't be
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: going to the strip club. And I said, well, I
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: go to the strip club with my wife, and Steve
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: was confused, and and then Cole said, well, look we
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: should all go to the strip club together as a family. Yeah.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: I'm with all this stuff. I'm with all this as
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: a family sitting up at the strip. Yes, but you
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: know what the beauty is. The beauty is. And we
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 1: talked about this early on. Somebody asked, was it's gonna
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 1: be a barbershop show? And I was like no, because
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 1: at the barbershop you talk about everybody except you, like
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: don't nobody roll up into the barbershop like y'all, I'm
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 1: really dealing with something. Can y'all help me through it?
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: Like that? Ain't never having at the bomb shop and
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 1: so on man Cave. We talked about ourselves. We talked
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 1: about what we've been through, how we've been through it,
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 1: how it impacted us. And it's funny sometimes sometimes it
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: gets a little bit more serious. Um, But what it
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 1: does is it allows every guest to come in and
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: know they can be their whole self. And that's what
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 1: I love the most, Steve about you coming through. You've
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: been doing this network, getting this network money for so long.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time you came on the
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: show where you could be your whole self. And that
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: that's what you proved the theory behind man Cave, that
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 1: you can come on and be your whole self. Yeah,
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 1: because Man, I didn't have to worry. I had laid
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 1: the concern for my brand down because I was just
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: with brothers. Man. I was with Jeff Me and Jeff
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 1: Frizz We go back. I've been doing take a long time,
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 1: So I was sitting there with cats that I know
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 1: that I trust and on just you know, do nothing.
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 1: Put you out there now sleek and co s. What's
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: just like finding new money on the side wall and
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 1: you know, and and and it was just an interesting thing. Man.
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: I just think the show is great. And uh, what's
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 1: some of the topic y'all gonna cover you? So we
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: we were talking a little bit about fatherhood, how our
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 1: fathers inspired us. We're going to relationships a little bit
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: um and and as always, we were talking about what's
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: happening um in the news on social media. But before
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: we get out of Steve, I think the thing that
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 1: this has been so great is that men can see
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: themselves and all these brothers. But women have been loving
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: this show. They're saying, look, I understand my man better.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: I didn't know y'all really talked like this. I appreciate
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 1: being a fly on the wall. So it's been incredible
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: to bring a show not just for brothers, but for
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: the for the ladies as well. Hey, that's that's the
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: whole purpose of Man Cave. Man want y'all to tune
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: in tonight, everybody ten thirty Eastern and Pacific on b
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: E t tell all the brothers on Man Cave, we'd
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: send them love. Man. We appreciate you, Jeff. Keep doing
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: a great job. Man. You working on a hit brother
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: thing right now taking your car. It's a type of dude.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: I learned something today. A family that goes to the
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 1: script club together together. That's that's right. All right. We'll
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. So, Jay,
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 1: you gotta tell us about your birthday. It was nice, Steve.
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: You know, do they still stay off the chain? You
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 1: know they don't? Yea, This is lit, Carla, Right, it
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 1: was lit. It was lit. Your birthday was it was lit?
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 1: And it was lit. Yeah, man, it was lit. It
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 1: was about comedians that keep changing the little bit on
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: my birthday. Um, Um, Tommy Avison came, Kim Whitley came. Um,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: Melanie Camacho was there, Darrell Derek Ellis was there. Um,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 1: just a lot of comusic just came in and roasted me.
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: It was a great night. And my my ex girlfriend
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 1: gave me a cake. Hold up, girlfriend, let's let's get
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 1: in there. We're not together anymore, she said. The cake
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 1: she brought the See that's what I'm saying, That's what
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: that's why she's Yeah, she brought me a cake, and
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 1: I just y'all enjoy the cake and let everybody eat
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 1: as much cake as possible. Well okay, well staying in
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: that same vein, not the cake, vein, the girlfriend vain.
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  Speaker 1: Did you have a date last night? No, I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have a date to the beach. Did you Did you
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  Speaker 1: get some good loving? Like? Oh my god, the best absolute?
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, whow it out? Throw it up? Oh man,
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  Speaker 1: it was so great. I mean a lot. I'm like
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  Speaker 1: doing no more. No, you're gonna do it again? Who
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  Speaker 1: I was by myself? I saw it comback. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have nobody. Man, look at the money, I say, daddy,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. Okay, I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 1: Do it for the vane. It was about yourself. Hit
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  Speaker 1: him and we went to sleep. It was so good, bloody.
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  Speaker 1: When you when you focus, look you, when you focus,
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  Speaker 1: look with God. Get your boys, Steve. Yeah, I had
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  Speaker 1: a great time. It was nice. Thanks for everybody who
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  Speaker 1: came out to the j spot and help me celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: It was fantastic. Had a great time. Here have you
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  Speaker 1: You and Stephen, you and Jay ever celebrated together on
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  Speaker 1: the birthday, have you guys, probably a couple of times,
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  Speaker 1: a couple of times birthdays and we can't nothing we
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  Speaker 1: can talk about this. There's nothing you can tell the
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  Speaker 1: best stories. We've done some things and saved one another. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what we did. There's no trace of it, nothing, nothing,
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  Speaker 1: there's no pages, there was nothing. That's why people say, man, Steve,
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  Speaker 1: you should do your life story. We came very find
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  Speaker 1: none of this. What I was gonna ask hospital that
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  Speaker 1: had my records in it for a city hospital, for
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  Speaker 1: city hospital, burned down records. Go, yeah, I can tell you.
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  Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening
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  Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show and you study out
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  Speaker 1: of the University of Queensland Guys, Queensland, Australia determined that
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  Speaker 1: being in a relationship makes people fatter. Okay. The study
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  Speaker 1: found that those were the long term partner weighed on
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  Speaker 1: average twelve point seven pounds more than single people and
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  Speaker 1: showed an average weight gain of three point nine pounds
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  Speaker 1: per year. And it could be that eating with someone
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  Speaker 1: leads people to eat larger portions and more calories, or
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  Speaker 1: it could be that since they don't have you know,
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  Speaker 1: they don't have to impress anyone. Uh, couples just kind
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  Speaker 1: of let themselves go at it. It's when you out
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  Speaker 1: there running them, it's actually reduces calories trying to catch
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  Speaker 1: you running them. That's exercise, that's work. You gotta get
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  Speaker 1: over here, get back in here, answering that phone right quick,
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  Speaker 1: dab over and knock it off the table. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: run down here, dry your car, hide it in the
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  Speaker 1: bushes around the corner, walk back over to the house,
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  Speaker 1: running a dove over a table to answer that phone.
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  Speaker 1: So you can't be thicker. You can't be you're constantly
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  Speaker 1: looking at the windows and it might show up. You
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  Speaker 1: don't know, you may plan. You nervous and hard to have.
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  Speaker 1: You can't have company over. You don't know if we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna come over. Yeah, he stress, and you lie. You
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  Speaker 1: can't eat on the time because you gotta keep your
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  Speaker 1: mouth for that. And I got nine to tell. I
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  Speaker 1: can't be sitting up in here eating and you gotta
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  Speaker 1: remember them. You can't. You can't eat. You gotta go
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  Speaker 1: over there and eat with that person. Run over that man.
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  Speaker 1: You can't lie and eat at the same time. It's
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  Speaker 1: too much. That's why single people are tremble. It's just
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  Speaker 1: it's possible. Though. You can't lie and eat. I haven't
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  Speaker 1: done it time, it's doable. All this stuff that you're
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  Speaker 1: running from, I run to it. This is don't don't.
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  Speaker 1: Don't accept this that you can't do. Take the challenge. Man,
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  Speaker 1: you know what you're doing and take your take your
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  Speaker 1: phone at night, put it in your drawers, and you
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  Speaker 1: do you go back to the house and get your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right over eight cars trying to get there.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, what are you saying? So you're on your
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  Speaker 1: way to work. Yeah, you half way to work, you
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  Speaker 1: discover you left your phone. Phone, I'm gonna be late.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta get that phone. I might get fine, and
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  Speaker 1: whoever you work for will understand. White. Hold on, let's ask.
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  Speaker 1: Let's ask the boss. Is this true? Boss? Oh, we
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  Speaker 1: don't make we don't understand, we don't understand what we
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  Speaker 1: know what's going on. But you have left your phone.
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  Speaker 1: Just saying again, what, Steve, you have left your phone everything?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you should have here, act like you go back
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  Speaker 1: home to get to get it. Hell broke, we were
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  Speaker 1: don't worry. Steve was just a calm everybody worried about.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, we ever heard from Tom y'all stop
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  Speaker 1: all this Steve. Something could have happened to him. I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna call his girlfriend. Don't do that. Yeah, never called
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  Speaker 1: anybody's girl. That's where has just got here. Monica was
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  Speaker 1: crying Jay y'all calling Jake. What I tell y'all, you
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  Speaker 1: weren't worried at all? No, coming up our last break
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  Speaker 1: want to talk to you today about a very very
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  Speaker 1: important principle of success. Um. And look, I'm not talking
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  Speaker 1: to you like I'm an expert. I'm just talking to
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  Speaker 1: you with what I have learned in my sixty one
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  Speaker 1: years here, and I've learned it the hard way. One
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  Speaker 1: of these. None of these lessons were given to me.
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  Speaker 1: I bought most of these lessons that I tell people about.
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  Speaker 1: But here's one of the great principles of success. There's
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  Speaker 1: a great fraternity out there I won't mention the name
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  Speaker 1: of it who has cardinal principles of man who had scholarship, perseverance,
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  Speaker 1: and open lift. But one of those principles. All of
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  Speaker 1: them are critical, but one that's really really dire is perseverance.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to practice perseverance. You will not be
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  Speaker 1: successful without it. You cannot be successful without it. You
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  Speaker 1: can quit wonting it without it. Perseverance the ability to
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  Speaker 1: see it through, to continue to pursue when all hope
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  Speaker 1: is gone, the willingness to overcome all obstacles while still
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  Speaker 1: in the pursuit of something. That's how I look at perseverance.
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  Speaker 1: That when they tell me no and it can't be done,
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  Speaker 1: I'll hunker down. I get it done. I prove them wrong.
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  Speaker 1: I persevere. Perseverance is important, y'all. And the reason I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking to you is because so many millennials out there,
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  Speaker 1: so many young people boom have been jaded, been given
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  Speaker 1: some bad information. Because you live in this Google society
• 1:35:06
  Speaker 1: and pressing a button and pops up Instagram. It pops
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  Speaker 1: up what you want in life. You cannot attain overnight.
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  Speaker 1: If you do and you skip any steps to get it,
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  Speaker 1: you have to retrace those steps. You have to step
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  Speaker 1: on every step to success. You can't skip them. If
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 1: you get to success without those steps, life will put
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: you back on every last one of those steps. I
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  Speaker 1: promise you that that's how it works. So there are
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  Speaker 1: no overnight sensations. If it is, those overnight sensations will
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  Speaker 1: not stay there unless they go back and step on
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  Speaker 1: every last one of those steps. There's no elevator to
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  Speaker 1: the top. You have to take this step if somebody,
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  Speaker 1: if you catch a ride to the top with somebody else,
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: when they look around and discover that you over that
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 1: acting and behaving like you don't belong uphill, life will
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  Speaker 1: send you back downstairs so you can take the steps
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  Speaker 1: so when you get there again, you will appreciate and
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  Speaker 1: to know how to behave Instagram and got your food
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  Speaker 1: got you thinking that you could just pop on Instagram
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 1: and insta is the keyword, because now y'all instantly thank
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  Speaker 1: you own and cracking because you got forty folk likes today,
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  Speaker 1: forty folk likes can't make you successful, I promise you
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  Speaker 1: a can't. Two million likes can't make you successful. It
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 1: can make you like for that moment on Instagram, But
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 1: tomorrow you gotta post something else because they're gonna forget
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  Speaker 1: about you. You have to pursue. You have to get
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 1: to old age. Why do you hear everybody talking about
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 1: working for retirement. You know why people work for retirement
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 1: because they understand something about retirement. The average person has
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  Speaker 1: to understand that you have to persevere through a lot
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  Speaker 1: of years of hard work to get to finally say
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  Speaker 1: I can relax now, because you gotta put in a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time in order to get that time back.
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear what I just said. You have to
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  Speaker 1: put in a lot of time to get a lot
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  Speaker 1: of time back. No one can just say all right
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 1: without putting in the work. I'm retiring tomorrow. Retiring with
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 1: what It's not instant. It requires our perseverance. That's why
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  Speaker 1: when you get on an airplane and you walk back
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 1: to your seat and coach, just take a look. The
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 1: next time you get on an airplane. People up there
• 1:37:26
  Speaker 1: in first class got gray hair because it took them
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: all their life to work to get to a point
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: where they can be first class. Now. They might have
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 1: been up there since they was forty fifty, But just
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: look at them real close. They look a little bit
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: more worn than everybody in the back. But they sit
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: up kind of straight up there too. It takes time
• 1:37:52
  Speaker 1: to get to the front. Your first airplane ticket can't
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 1: be a first class ticket now, and let somebody buy
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: you one or something like that. Once you get exposed
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 1: first class, it's a good thing because I opened up
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 1: your mind to first class treatment, and then anything less
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: than first class treatment will become unacceptable to you mentally.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: But you take a long time to get in first class, y'all.
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  Speaker 1: You've got to persevere. You've got to start pressing, y'all.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 1: You got to never ever give up. You've got to
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: keep hope alive. You're old. People say it's always dark
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: as before the dawn. You know what they're doing. That means.
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  Speaker 1: That means it always looks like it's real bleak and dark.
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  Speaker 1: But in just a little while it's gonna be light.
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  Speaker 1: But if you give up, you won't see the light.
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  Speaker 1: A plaque that sits on my desk in Atlanta reminds
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  Speaker 1: me of one thing that a friend of mine sent me.
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  Speaker 1: Plaque says, if you're going through hell, just keep going.
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  Speaker 1: Why would you stop there? You got to persevere to
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