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Holiday Singles, Stupid Convos, Voicemails, MTH and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today's show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. Y'all have a sun giving them like the
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  Speaker 1: million bucks things, and it's to be true. Good it
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  Speaker 1: listening to mother? Please, I don't join Jo. You gotta
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  Speaker 1: use that turning you're going to do. You gotta turn
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  Speaker 1: to turn them out. Turn You haven't got to turn
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  Speaker 1: them out to turn turn water to the water. Go.
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  Speaker 1: Come come on your fa I sure will a good
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  Speaker 1: morning everybody. You're listening to the voice, Come on dig
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  Speaker 1: me now, one and only. It is Steve Harvey. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: got a radio show. Okay, this is timely for everybody.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure I want to offer you all or some
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  Speaker 1: encouragement because everybody needed. Let me tell you something. You
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  Speaker 1: strike out on your goals, you strike out on your aspirations,
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  Speaker 1: and so you strike out, as it happens to all
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  Speaker 1: of us. Here it comes life. Life just hits one
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  Speaker 1: of them bad notes as it always does, as it
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  Speaker 1: always does for all of us, for everybody. Now, when
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  Speaker 1: those bad notes happen, when the haters come out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: when the setback comes up, When when the out of
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  Speaker 1: nowhere appears, When now I didn't see that coming comes
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  Speaker 1: Here's here's what you have to do. Here is the
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  Speaker 1: thing that I have been teaching myself for years that
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  Speaker 1: I used to not always understand, so I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: give it to you. You have to be encouraged anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Now that's difficult, Okay, Steve, what you're talking about? You
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  Speaker 1: just told me all this discouraging stuff that can happen,
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  Speaker 1: and you said you got to be encouraged anyway. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: you have to because what's happening to you right now,
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  Speaker 1: the thing that you're going through right now, the thing
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  Speaker 1: that everybody's going through right now. Ain't nobody else sailing. Man.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody got something and if they if they don't smooth sailing,
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  Speaker 1: just notice is coming. There's nothing I'm wishing on anybody.
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  Speaker 1: It's just that this is life. This is how it
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  Speaker 1: happens everybody, So please stop stop getting on the old
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  Speaker 1: woe is Me bandwagon? Old Lord? Why met old Lord?
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  Speaker 1: Something always happened to me, something always happens to everybody.
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  Speaker 1: But here's what you got to do. When you get
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  Speaker 1: in moments like this, you got to be encouraged. You
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  Speaker 1: got to remember in those times, in those times when
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  Speaker 1: it's going wrong, you got to remember all that you've
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  Speaker 1: been through. You got to remember all that you've come through.
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  Speaker 1: You have to remember those other times when you felt
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  Speaker 1: like this, and somehow unexplainably you don't even really stop
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  Speaker 1: to say nothing about it. It just changed for you.
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  Speaker 1: And the problem that was is no more. And the
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  Speaker 1: situation that seems so insurmountable, you got over it. You
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  Speaker 1: got around it, You got over it. Sometimes you just
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  Speaker 1: got to slide right under it. Sometimes you got to
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  Speaker 1: plow through it. But in those times when it's discouraging
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  Speaker 1: for you, when you feel like giving up, those are
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  Speaker 1: the test. Those are the moments that will determine whether
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  Speaker 1: we make it or not. I'll tell you one thing
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  Speaker 1: for sure. If you give up in these moments, right
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  Speaker 1: here here is a foreshow you'll never make it. That
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  Speaker 1: that's that's unquestionably the deal. If you give up in
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  Speaker 1: these dark times, if you give up in these what
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  Speaker 1: you think is insurmountable moments, if you turn back now
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  Speaker 1: here is the one thousand percent for shure, you ain't
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  Speaker 1: gonna make it. But there's a bright side to this situation.
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  Speaker 1: If you keep your head down, if you keep forging,
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  Speaker 1: if you keep pressing on. Sometimes if you just stand
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  Speaker 1: there and sometimes get knocked to your knees. But if
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  Speaker 1: you stay in that place, if you just stay there
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  Speaker 1: and ride the storm out, my head is bloodied but unbowed.
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  Speaker 1: If you can just stay there, if you consider in
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  Speaker 1: that moment and ride it out, you will win. You
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  Speaker 1: will pass the test, and you will get to move
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  Speaker 1: on to the next level. But there is no next
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  Speaker 1: level without a test. You can't get to grade six
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  Speaker 1: without passing grade five. You can't be a senior without
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  Speaker 1: first being a junior. You can't graduate without fulfilling the
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  Speaker 1: hours and requirements. You see, I don't care what you
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  Speaker 1: do in life. Look at it. It's all set up
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  Speaker 1: on levels. But you've got to accomplish the thing before
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  Speaker 1: in order to get to the next level. And when
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  Speaker 1: you've made those level accomplishments, you get to graduate. Now
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  Speaker 1: you can go on and get the masters in a PhD.
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  Speaker 1: You can go on and become rich, you can go
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  Speaker 1: become wealthy, or you can go or you can go
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  Speaker 1: somewhere and think yourself in another set of circumstances. But
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  Speaker 1: you got to go through something to get to something.
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  Speaker 1: There ain't nothing free. So you can stop that notion
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  Speaker 1: about being successful that is easy. Come on, man, if
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  Speaker 1: it was easy, what what we are, what we're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It is not easy. Stop thinking it is. It is difficult.
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  Speaker 1: But I'll tell you what's even more difficult than becoming successful.
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  Speaker 1: You want to know what that is? Try not being
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  Speaker 1: successful your whole life. That's hard. You are listening to
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  Speaker 1: a person who has done them both been successful and
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  Speaker 1: really really been not successful. And I got news for you.
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  Speaker 1: Both of them hard. But I would rather deal with
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  Speaker 1: what it is to be something, to make something out
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  Speaker 1: of myself, to force myself to go to work when
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  Speaker 1: I don't feel like it. This morning was a rough
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  Speaker 1: get up for me, but I got up and I
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  Speaker 1: said thank you anyway. Never give up. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: watch this dude too. He to mess around and got
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  Speaker 1: close to me because he just never gave up. You
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  Speaker 1: can never ever give up. Never. It's not an option.
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  Speaker 1: Giving up cannot be an option for you. You cannot
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  Speaker 1: do that. It's out of the question. It's ain't conceivable
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  Speaker 1: in your mind to quit, because to quit it's what
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  Speaker 1: what you get when you quit nothing. That is a
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  Speaker 1: reward for those who hang in there, who never give up,
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  Speaker 1: who forged through, who see it through. Who get knocked
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  Speaker 1: down and get back up? Who gets trampled but somehow
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  Speaker 1: gathers themselves and get back to your knees. But stay
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  Speaker 1: in that place, man, don't ever give up. Don't let
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  Speaker 1: go be encouraged. Think of all you've been through. Think
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  Speaker 1: of all you come through. Think of all he's done
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  Speaker 1: for you. Think of all the times you thought you
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  Speaker 1: wasn't gonna make it, but somehow, without you ever even
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  Speaker 1: saying thank you, he got through. He got you through it. Anyway.
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  Speaker 1: That's that thing called grace. Now we kind of need
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  Speaker 1: that in our life. All I need is a little
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  Speaker 1: more grace. You can't give God no money for grace, man.
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  Speaker 1: Grace is absolutely free. It's available to everybody. But you
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  Speaker 1: can't get none if you quit. Don't give up. I'll
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  Speaker 1: just tell you that flat out. Don't ever give up.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening. People, Get read. There's a train come in.
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  Speaker 1: You don't need no ticket. You just get home, boy,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, the train is here. Shirley Strawberry, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: good morning to you. How you doing? Steve colorfool morning
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  Speaker 1: and junor morning, But nephew, time you're in the builder,
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  Speaker 1: Uncle Steve. What's happening, Steve, I'm ready ready for Woody
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  Speaker 1: you ever you won't Surler, Yeah, you know that's what
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  Speaker 1: I want to do. I'm gonna do a hard Roscoe
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  Speaker 1: does it? Christmas carols? Oh goodness, Yeah, I'm gonna do
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  Speaker 1: a few Christmas carols. Bell want you hit you? We
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  Speaker 1: don't have thirty four break better do? Why j ain't here?
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  Speaker 1: That's what you better do. Come on, damn shit through
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  Speaker 1: the snow on a one horse, Oh Bushley, this is
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  Speaker 1: gonna take yeah. Oh for fun? It too? Right in
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  Speaker 1: a one horse, Old Bushley. Oh jingle bath, Oh janle bath,
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  Speaker 1: Oh jingle jangle all the way. Yeah, okay and old
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  Speaker 1: What fun it is to ride in the one house?
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  Speaker 1: Oh but Chali h huh Hey. How about Joy to
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  Speaker 1: the world. I got jaw, I got to the world.
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  Speaker 1: It's about him. Oh joy to Oh the boys and
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  Speaker 1: girls no work jaw to the world. Oh joy, Oh
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  Speaker 1: the boys and girls, dag the hogs a fire left
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  Speaker 1: falla la la la la la la la Season to
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  Speaker 1: be job falla la la la la la la la
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  Speaker 1: Nah We reach out gay apparel la la da da
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  Speaker 1: da da okay man, Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Christmas back off.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do silent nightfall? Come back and Santa Claus
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  Speaker 1: is coming to him? I need yeah, and let us
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  Speaker 1: rude off, yeah and rude off. All right, um, all right,
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  Speaker 1: we're coming back with h Steve sings Christmas Carols hard
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  Speaker 1: at thirty two after right after this, you're listening to
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  Speaker 1: Steve Morning Show. We are back Steve singing Christmas carols.
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  Speaker 1: We're all in the Christmas spirit. Steve is singing him
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  Speaker 1: but his way, and you know he sings hard. We
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  Speaker 1: had clown singing Christmas Carol. I think we had a
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  Speaker 1: request for silent nights, Steve, Shine night when night hold
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  Speaker 1: on the mic. Oh all is calm, messy thing it
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  Speaker 1: bright round round your and your mama, mama and your child.
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  Speaker 1: Wholy so tender tender side look nah who nah, break
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  Speaker 1: it down? Oh calm yeah, who ride route off the
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  Speaker 1: red nose? Who? Okay, what version you want? Dancer and
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  Speaker 1: press up and calm me and cuping. Dan's done up
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  Speaker 1: and blitching yeah somebody and vixing? Who but who clame boy?
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  Speaker 1: Oh if you weren't in the Chrystmas the most famous,
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  Speaker 1: that damn famous, come on that damn famous wave deal.
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  Speaker 1: Oh oh who whole route off, Dad, no rain, Come on,
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  Speaker 1: boy had a very shine. Yes he did, yes he
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  Speaker 1: Dad and Yah saw him. Come on a thing you
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't even sell right now, you wouldn't even work. You
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  Speaker 1: do all of the ring time with that one, all
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  Speaker 1: of the rain. Yeah, used to laugh and call him names.
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  Speaker 1: They never led Paul rude, rude play. You didn't right
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  Speaker 1: the game, little boy. Then one fugy Chris Mucy Santa
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  Speaker 1: came to say, hey, Rudo, which damn no so bright?
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  Speaker 1: Why'd you bring your last over? He got this slate tonight.
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  Speaker 1: That was a jam. Thanks so much for let me
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  Speaker 1: do it. That was good Robert the quintessential Christmas song.
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  Speaker 1: This Christmas Dunny hath the way, dinner dinner, dinner, dinner done.
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  Speaker 1: I done, dune the dude, Hey gone, miss too? Who
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna to get to know who you're better? Come on, man?
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  Speaker 1: Did hear Chris move? And as we trimmed the tree,
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  Speaker 1: your eying where I wall be? He did shed Chris
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  Speaker 1: must fire side is blade se bri high? Come on
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  Speaker 1: and we'll caroling only hidden. I said, we're Carol lying.
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  Speaker 1: Come on, boy, Carol, I said, we're Carol lying. Little
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  Speaker 1: the night and this Chris, what you best? I said this,
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  Speaker 1: Chris Marre, not next one about this? Damn grim right? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: d sing boy Twitter Fields, what's the song? Well, the
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  Speaker 1: brother outside is right. Let us know, let us let
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  Speaker 1: us you want to hear boys, neighbors don't matter. No,
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  Speaker 1: it ain't gonna be the same. I just want I
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  Speaker 1: just want it is snow. You got the boys, letty snow.
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  Speaker 1: How about Santa Claus is coming to town. That's the
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  Speaker 1: one saying o' clock coming to town, Yeah, saying a
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  Speaker 1: closer coming better knight, pounder, better knock cry you better
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  Speaker 1: watch out. I'm telling you why ain't say a close
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  Speaker 1: coming sa saying up close coming to town one more time,
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  Speaker 1: said closer, coming to time. Oh yeah, said the closing
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  Speaker 1: coming the time, come on saying it said it close,
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  Speaker 1: it come the time? When it coming, saying it close?
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  Speaker 1: What did you do it? Saying the close it coming
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  Speaker 1: the time? By late, said closer coming to town, close
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  Speaker 1: to say talk Cloe is coming, come on, come on
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  Speaker 1: in here, hurry, hurry, he's coming to time. Sand close.
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  Speaker 1: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show. All right, So sister
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  Speaker 1: Odell is here to wish us happy holidays and to
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  Speaker 1: tell us about some of her holiday traditions, and maybe
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  Speaker 1: she will even bless us with some Christmas caroling of
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  Speaker 1: her own ladies and gentlemen. Sister Odell, day, Oh me
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  Speaker 1: by rappa, I'm rappa well well, well, good mon is everyone,
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  Speaker 1: Lord Jesus. Such a blessed holiday. You know, it's my
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  Speaker 1: favorite holiday. It just puts me in such good chill
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  Speaker 1: with everyone and everything. Hey CALLI hey, sister Odell, Happy holidays.
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  Speaker 1: How you doing today, Shirley? I am doing well, Sister Odell.
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  Speaker 1: I love the holidays. Merry Christmas to you me too,
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  Speaker 1: And that's real sweet of you. Hey boy with that
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  Speaker 1: high boys, mons is dodere still up there? Yeah? Stealing
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  Speaker 1: up there, my real high boys? You got there? Where?
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  Speaker 1: Might as well say hi to the happiest one on
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  Speaker 1: the show funk Christmas. Hey, look hello, good morning, good morning, morning,
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  Speaker 1: morning mornings to everyone. So what can I do for
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  Speaker 1: y'all to day? What did you want any special requestions?
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  Speaker 1: I mean the giving holiday spirit to move well? Since
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  Speaker 1: you're deal first of all, I know you have some
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  Speaker 1: holiday traditions, like you know, when you open your gifts
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  Speaker 1: on Christmas or what do you do Christmas Eve, putting
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  Speaker 1: up your tree, things like that, you know, what what
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  Speaker 1: do you yeah, what's your Christmas like? And then you know,
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  Speaker 1: if we have time, and I hope we do, you
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  Speaker 1: know most well, you know, sweetie, most of my family separated,
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  Speaker 1: you know, going there on waves in the head, chealers
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  Speaker 1: and everything. So if I try to see all on
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  Speaker 1: my just be on the plane all day. So some
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  Speaker 1: of them come over and you know, spend some time
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  Speaker 1: with me. I push my tree up right after Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 1: Though oh yes, yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am. I don't actually
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  Speaker 1: put it up myself. I ask people's oh okay, wow,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Well, when you get people, when
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  Speaker 1: I can see that, I ask people that helps me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she might need a little help. I ask people that
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  Speaker 1: helps me, you know, like you and you the last
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  Speaker 1: person need to ask about who got people west Santa
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  Speaker 1: Claus get you from elf? He from? Well? Do you
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  Speaker 1: cook anything special, sister Odell, like a favorite rescip? You know,
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  Speaker 1: I cooks. You know, I'm really good at dressing in yams.
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  Speaker 1: I love dressing in yams. And now I buys my
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  Speaker 1: turkey now already cooked from honey, bake that way I
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  Speaker 1: ain't got to be in there watching it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: honey bake do it watch man? Uh huh huh okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well, um you wanna bless us with the
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  Speaker 1: song since you're here. I mean, I know you love
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  Speaker 1: Christmas songs. You could finish, Oh I see it all
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  Speaker 1: Oh jeez, did you like jingle bells? That's your dell? Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know there regional version. They change it when white
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  Speaker 1: people started singing, what what do you mean? What you
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  Speaker 1: mean like jingle bells? Jingle bells? That's not when used
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  Speaker 1: to this used to be jingle bears, used to go
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  Speaker 1: like this jangle or jangle Oh, jangle oh, jangle jangle Lord,
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  Speaker 1: jangle bell jangle bells, jangle bells, jangle all away said,
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  Speaker 1: jangle bears, jangle bells, jangle all the way. Then you know,
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  Speaker 1: white folks couldn't do it, so they had to simplify it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, to what yeah, yeah, what's your version of bells? Like? Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: just white. Yeah, they killed it, kill all the show
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  Speaker 1: in it. You know that was yeah, yeah, that's a
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  Speaker 1: good one. Well, you know that's really not a Christmas
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  Speaker 1: song because you know everyone knows raindeers really can't fly,
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  Speaker 1: you know, don't tell the kid can't fly? No raindow. Well,
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  Speaker 1: y'all are lying to the kids. What what do you
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  Speaker 1: want me to do? Sister? Damn we have children learning
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  Speaker 1: you kids. Yeah, I was devastating. Well you know as
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  Speaker 1: they seen him fly. Have a heart, sister Odell. Now,
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  Speaker 1: come on, this is for the kids. What about like Frosty,
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  Speaker 1: I have a okay for the kids. Okay, so didn't
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  Speaker 1: listen to me. For the kids that listening, this is
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  Speaker 1: what's happening. They are a white man that puts on
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  Speaker 1: a suit and gets in the sled with twelve raindeer
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  Speaker 1: and they put him all across the hood and he
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  Speaker 1: slabs on people's roof and ever being shot and comes
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  Speaker 1: down the chimney and it fitched out everybody chimney. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you ain't got a chimney, he comes through the
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  Speaker 1: windows or under the door, and then he leaves all
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  Speaker 1: the presents and stuff you don't want. And that's what
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  Speaker 1: he is. He's just saying a cross And if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't ever got what you wanted, that pretty much explains
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  Speaker 1: it's fatter stuff. Oh wow. All I can say to
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  Speaker 1: that is thank you, sister, odell, shit, the the snow
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  Speaker 1: one open? Can you tell him what's coming up? Laughing?
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  Speaker 1: I guess not take us out. You're listening, all right.
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  Speaker 1: The stereotype of being single during the holidays usually brings
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  Speaker 1: looks of pity from people, but really, really, it can
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  Speaker 1: be cool. It can if you're single. Uh what being
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  Speaker 1: single for the holiday? Yeah? And I don't look to
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  Speaker 1: people for you need fire, somebody get boot up. Don't don't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you you need to find someday. Wake your
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  Speaker 1: ass by yourself. Hey, wake up? Oh Christmas Day? By yourself? Hey,
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  Speaker 1: no noise another room? Wow? Okay, okay, Well, there there
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  Speaker 1: are a lot of things, junior, that single people can
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  Speaker 1: do that someone with a significant other can't. All right,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you. Your time is your own for
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  Speaker 1: one thing. You have that freedom. But guys, here are
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  Speaker 1: ways the singles have it better during the holidays. Check
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  Speaker 1: it out, junior. There are no fights waiting to happen,
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  Speaker 1: No fights waiting to happen. Someone's good thing. Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: a great thing. Or break up? You know what. A
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  Speaker 1: lot of people break up for the holidays. You don't
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  Speaker 1: have to worry about that. Can't break up if you
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  Speaker 1: ain't gotten nobody by yourself. Yeah, okay, here's another one.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to buy a lot of gifts. Think
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  Speaker 1: about it, you ain't getting none. Okay. I'm just looking
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  Speaker 1: at the bright side of this. There are no mandatory
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  Speaker 1: spouse holiday parties you have to attend as ain't got
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  Speaker 1: nothing on the stove me, but you don't have to.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Ain't no smells in the house. Okay, here's another one.
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: You don't have to choose which family you're gonna celebrate with.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: There's always a fight about that, you know. Yeah, but
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you need to find somebody house. And then here's a
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: good one. New Year's Eve. You can go in focusing
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: all on you. Okay, you have a brought in the
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: New Year's by yourself. We do, do we? You do?
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: Blowing that horne. Don't nobody here, nobody here. You focus
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: on just yourself bringing in the new year. Okay, But
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: you couldn't do that the year before because you still
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: buy your We're looking at the positive sight of being single, sting. No,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: there's no positive. No, you don't think you need to
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: find somebody. I remember the first time we moved Atlanta.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: First I didn't go home when I moved Atlanta. All right.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: When I woke up and there was nothing, nothing, no food,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: no no. I called home. I heard all that joy
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: and laughter and getting passed around on the phone. Ain't fun?
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Who is that? All these damn questions? I'm coming in?
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Who is that? Let me talk to you? Who coming in?
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: What y'all doing it? Now? Who is that? Who is that? Now?
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: Is that the doubt? What? Baby? Is that? What y'all
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: look at that? You don't want to do that? Wow?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: I like all of that. You like being by yourself
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: during the holidays? No, yeah, listen, listen, listen, listen. That's
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: what it sounds. So what that's what I'm telling Okay,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Christmas morning is like what at your house? Listen? Let
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: me listen. Don't you just love that? No? Pots rattlings?
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: Listen again? You maybe to hit who in the joint?
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: You got to be lonely, got to be lone pots rattling? No,
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: nois no. Let you hear it again. Listen, not a
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: damn thing if you love it? No company at all?
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Kind of my house. You ain't in the neighborhood because
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna let you in. You know that we
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: were just in the neighborhood when you outside because you
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: ain't coming in. What is it in your house? About
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: your house? That's just better man, I don't even I
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: don't deciously Christmas morning. It just means something, all right, Steve.
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: Time for today's headline, Ladies and gentlemen, miss Anne trip Oh,
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: thank you, Steve. This is entreput the news. The Democrats
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: hopes of their party members presenting that unified front to
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: pass President Biden this trillion dollars social spending a climate
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: change bill that's over. So called moderate Democrat Joe Mansion
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: told Fox five Sunday that he will definitely not be
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: voting in favor. If I can't go home and explain
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: it to the people of West Virginia, I can't vote
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: for it, and I cannot vote to continue with this
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: piece of legislation. I just can't. Mansion says the bill
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: will cost too much. But in reacting to yesterday's statement
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: by Mansion, White House spokesperson Jen Saki seems to suggest
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: betrayal by this guy. Saki says that Joe Mansion came
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: to the White House early last week. Last Tuesday with
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: an outline that could have served as a blueprint for
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: a compromise, and that he promised to keep negotiating with
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: the President to reach a compromise. I would just last
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Tuesday President Biden's social stimulus package, and he's every single
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Democratic vote in the center if it's to pass, because
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: no Republicans are going to support it. So for now,
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: it looks like these social stimulus package is dead. However,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: Saki says she's confident that the President will find a
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: way to move forward to work it out sometime next year.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Infectious disease expert Anthony Fauci warning Americans that the new
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: COVID omicron variants extremely contagious and that holiday travel will
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: no doubt increasing the risk of infections, even for people
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: who are vaccinated. In fact, COVID infections are still affecting
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: major league sports. For instance, in the NBA, the Nets
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: game was canceled last night and it's also canceled tomorrow.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: In the National Hockey League, all travel between the US
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: and Canada, that's practically in the Hockey League anyway, that's
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: postponed for now, and they say they're going to have
• 33:42
  Speaker 1: to post to postpone about twelve games to reschedule them. Okay. Meanwhile,
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: Triple a is estimating that at least one hundred million
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: people will either be flying or driving during Christmas and
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: the New Year's a break. Sad news, They say that
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: a rising rap star who performed under the moniker Dre
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: the Ruler, has been killed. They say that Draco the Ruler,
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: whose government name was Darryl Caldwell, was fatally stabbed backstage
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: at a concert call the Once Upon a Time concert
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: in la He was twenty eight. There are no suspects
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: in custody. The police say they are looking for someone. Finally,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: at the box office this weekend, the latest Spider Man
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: movie is leading the pack, pulling in a jaw dropping
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: two hundred and fifty million dollars domestically, and it made
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: all that kind of sound five hundred and eighty seven
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: mill worldwide. Spider Man No Way Home the first film
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: to come out of the COVID era to pull in
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: over one hundred million dollars in its domestic debut. Spider
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: Man No Way Home is the third in that series.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to show ClOH Yes, I'm excited. This one is from
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: Corey in Mississippi. You're ready right, let's do it. I've
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: been married for sixteen years. My wife and I own
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: a liquor store and a nail salon, and there's a
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: small space in the back of the nail salon that
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: we haven't decided what to do with. My wife went
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: behind my back and had a contractor look at the space,
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: and when I found out, she told me that she's
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: opening a last studio in that space. We're equal partners
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: in other businesses, but she never does any work at
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: either one of them, so now she's trying to make
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: her own money without me. This doesn't sit right with me,
• 35:27
  Speaker 1: and I told her i'd take her to court over it.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: Am I right or wrong? You got taken a court
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: over All you gotta do to get out. All you
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: gotta do is walk up to the contractor. You ain't
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: getting paid, dog, I don't understand. No, no listen to
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: eat butter for you to pay you. So see, so
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: I don't think it's a court issue. Now y'all going
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: to court. And I don't know, but lashes and nails.
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know how y'all's business is doing. If it's
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: working well, but I bet it ain't topping that liquor stoe,
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: though not in the sill liquor Stole's bigg in Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago, Memphis, Chattanooga.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: On the corn, why don't y'all expand the liquor stone?
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: They do a bar as b wild b He's pretty
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: bitter though, talking about court. You're right, yeah, you ain't
• 36:28
  Speaker 1: got through that man. Yeah, okay. Chandrea and Memphis says,
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: I'm a thirty four year old female and I was
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: dating a sixty year old married man. Sixty year old
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: married man. His wife found out and called me and
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: asked me to meet with her. I felt so bad
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: that I agreed to talk to her face to face.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I was shocked at how beautiful and put together she is.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: She said her husband cheats all the time, and she
• 36:51
  Speaker 1: loves him so much that she would never leave him.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: She offered me fifteen hundred dollars if i'd leave him alone.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: I genuinely liked her, so I promised her I was
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: not going to see him anymore, and I told her
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: to keep her money. I'm trying to keep my promise
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: to her, but her husband won't leave me alone. Should
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: I tell him? I met his wife and told her
• 37:11
  Speaker 1: everything get the money though, right then let me first thing?
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah right, I'm gonna leave them alone. Yeah, well, I
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: don't you know. I think it was a smart, cool
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: thing of you not to take her money. Yeah, uh,
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: you know, but I think you should just leave a
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: guy alone, just say. Hey, look, I met with your wife.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: I really respect her. I felt bad about what I'm doing,
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: and uh, she told me about how you are and
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: you seeing other people, So go see them other people.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: But she loves you so much she ain't gonna leave you.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: So but I'm not gonna be a part of this
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: anymore because there's a righteous side of me, and I
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: respect the lady and she was beautiful and I felt bad,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: and so I'm out. That's all you got to do. Okay,
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: we'll be back. You're listening to show, all right, Steve
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: introduced him. He's here. Well, I don't feel like being
• 38:16
  Speaker 1: in the Christmas beard he is. No, No, I don't.
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: I don't write happy Christmas songs because there's enough of
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: those happy, happy Christmas songs get lost in the shuffle
• 38:30
  Speaker 1: all deck the halls. Who the hell want to hear that?
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: Over and over? Right? For the sad and down track
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Grinch all the way hit it. Hello, it's Christmas time again.
• 39:01
  Speaker 1: I can't believe it's in man a soul on prep
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: time just passed leave by stealing Kenning from my aweenn,
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: but I haven't take it pipe o damn is Christmas
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: as of friding fighting people inside the fiding. I'd rather
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: last week on the show. Lady, Please nobody my father
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: love today. I can't even push them, only lay my
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: wallet just says no way, our damn is Christmas? Shock Christmas? Love, Christmas,
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: Happy Christmas. You're a mean one, mister Graha singing to somebody.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: Somebody refused. Maybe you heard some notes too many happy
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Christmas songs out there. Every year somebody got a Christmas
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: album Happy happy that I'm in. I'm in the lane
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: all by myself. You are I want to be got
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: a tree up, Jane? No? Did he insult you? I
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: can't imagine my house ain't no check. Especially you have
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: grandchildren grand well that they want to see tree. Go
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: to the other granddaddy house because I ain't that one.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Tell me ain't buy them gifts? Kay, Please tell me that. Yeah,
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: it ain't well, you don't happy. Don't put it under
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: the tree though. That it's just sitting up on the
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: coffee tack. It's just sitting up on the coffee tax
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: It ain't wrapping nut set on it. That Hey, yea
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: laptop over there, that's yours. That's how Jay pass that
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: give Oh it's killing the bag, Jake, want to take
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: it back? You never know you know who on the iPhone?
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, because I keep my so sad. That
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: bike over there, that's yours. Man, You no guessing nothing.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: You have to do better. We're gonna We're gonna have
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: to help. We're working on it. Yeah, celebrate Chris. I'm
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, I have known him way
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: longer than all y'all. You can stop. It's deep ending.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Have you Have you ever invited him over to your house, Steve?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: For Christmas? Maybe not having his unhappy as mess my
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: damn holiday. I'm trying to cheat his old as by himself, Steven.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Where is he gonna eating stuff Christmas? That's where he
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: need to be unhappy ass to day house. He's gonna
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: eat Christmas dinner, Steve. He don't have a Christmas treat
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: sad An. He got diabetes. I'm not saying because you
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: know he can't eat them yams. You know that. He
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: over here sad we can't have no cake. It's too much,
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: all right. Coming up next is the nephew. He's got
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the prank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: morning show. Coming up at the top of the hour,
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: today's subject. I thought I found the perfect man right
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: now tho the nephews here today. Good money, nephew, it's
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: on you. It's right here. Media minister, take a list. Hello, Hello,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Dre Andre. Yeah, Dre, you're the
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: person that runs the media at the church. You over
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: the sound system and everything and all the um, the
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: screens and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, I work with
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: the church. Okay, how long have you been at the
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: church man, I've probably been at the church for like
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: five years now, about five years. Okay, okay, listen. My
• 43:51
  Speaker 1: name Doug Man, Doug, and I haven't I haven't joined
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: the church yet, but I've been coming because my cousin,
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: you know, my um, uh, my cousin them go there,
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: and they've been going there for quite a bit. My
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: my cousin, uh, I got I got one cousin that's
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: in the choir. Uh Latrice, you know who Latrica is? Right? Yeah? Yeah?
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: The church yet, No, No, I'm not remember of the
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: church yet. But you know I've been in there. You know,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: I'm liking the service and everything. So you know, it's
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: just a matter of time, you know. Uh uh when
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm ready to actually join. But I
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie. Man. I'm calling you because I
• 44:27
  Speaker 1: got a bit of an issue about, uh about something
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: I've been noticing for the last three weeks that's been
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: going on in the church, and I wanted to uh,
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: you know, I had to ask around who was over
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: the media ministry. Yeah, that's that's you. Okay, So uh, man,
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Uh And and I ain't
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: gonna lie. I gotta be real with you. It pissed
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: me off. But for the last three weeks, you know, uh,
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: when my cousin get ready to sing, you know, I
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: don't know why when she get up the saying that
• 44:59
  Speaker 1: the mic just go out, you know what I mean,
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: the mic just go completely out? Was she getting ready
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: to sing? And I'm like, wait, what this don't make
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: no sense, you know, So, man, I ain't been. It's
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: not like I'm timing it. I don't know. I mean,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: we don't have the best equipment at the church. You know,
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: we just gotta work for what we got. I mean,
• 45:15
  Speaker 1: it's not like I'm sitting there trying to sing about
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: your cousin. Sometimes the mics get a glitch. Man, But see,
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: but see that. But see that's my problem though. The
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: problem I'm having is the glitch happening every single time
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: my cousin get the mic. You know, that's that's the
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: problem of hem. I'm like, okay, so every time Latries
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: get up that the same then you know, the mic
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: go out. I came three weeks straight. I ain't hearing
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: my cousin saying nothing yet. So I'm calling you bro
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: on you know, on some real man the man stuff,
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Just letting you know, bro, I'm coming to church again
• 45:44
  Speaker 1: this Sunday. I'm coming. Nah if Latrise might go out again,
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Hey dog, somebody gonna get this. You're gonna bring that
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: energy to the church. Say whatnot? You're gonna bring that
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: energy to church? I told you, man, it's just a glitch.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: Ain't nothing I could do about it. Okay, what I'm
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: saying though, Bro, what I'm saying is this right here though,
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: And I'm being as real as I can, which if
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: I if Latrese might go out on Sunday immediately after
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: that service is out with somebody getting the book. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: don't know why you calling threatening a member of the church, man.
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: Like I said, I ain't got nothing to do with it.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: I try to keep everything running cool, you know. I
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: try to keep the running smooth. I can't tell you
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: when a glitch is gonna happen. It's electronics, man, it's
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: oldie quimen. Now. I'd love for you to be a
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: member of the church with us, but I can't. I mean,
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: why are you calling up here threatening me? Hey, bro,
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: because because I came up there three times, three times.
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: I he came there to see my cousin saying. You know,
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: my cousin been saying since we was kids. We all
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: love to hear hussaying. We love a voice, you know
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: we you know, we grew up listening to Latrise st.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: So what I'm saying, I'm gonna say this here though,
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: and I said it, I didn't say it twice already.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: I'm coming up there Sunday. If the trees might go out.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Bro let me just cut you off real quick. Ain't
• 47:04
  Speaker 1: no way that you're gonna come up here and whoop
• 47:06
  Speaker 1: nobody's ass. Man, That just ain't gonna happen. Like I
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: told you, it's a glitch. But you ain't coming up
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: to the church talking all this ship and then you're
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: gonna whip somebody's Okay, So I see where we are now,
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: So so let me just going on direct it this way.
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: So let me say this, from Doug to Andre, from
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: me to you, I'm letting you know right now, come Sunday,
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: if Latrees might go out, not know, somebody, I'm whooping
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: your eyes, Drake, I'm whooping your eyes if the day
• 47:35
  Speaker 1: I might go out. Okay, first off, ain't nobody whooping
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: my eyes, especially no punk dude named Doug. He ain't
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: gonna come to the church. That's gonna happen. Okay, what
• 47:45
  Speaker 1: what what makes you think you can't get your ass?
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: What makes me you over here threatened somebody over here
• 47:50
  Speaker 1: with the media. You want to come test these hands
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: and come test the hands man? You know what, By
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the fact, when y'all next rehearsal, I can't just come
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: on over that end. You come on over there, man,
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Why don't you come over right now. I'm over at
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: the church right now. Oh so you're at the church
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: right now. I'm at the church right now. Okay, right now.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: If you want to catch this school, you're gonna need
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: the church after you don't get this out. Okay, hey bye,
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: tell DJ then we're gonna go to the church. Dout, No, no,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: tell them, We're going to roll up to to this
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: damn church. Okay, come on, call all up, call all up.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Now you're gonna get your shipped out so you don't
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: push it up on the wrong one. Now you're gonna
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: pushed up on the wrong one. So all this little
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: sit talking. Cool, you'renn have eight dudes right now talking.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: So Douggie, you can bring Johnny, you can bring Billy,
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: you can bring woever you want. But it ain't gonna happen. Okay, okay,
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: cool in real talk, Doug, you don't call me talking
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: to all this book. How you about to come up
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: here and what my and now you need like seven
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: eight other guys back in the day, we should just
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: handle this one on one. And now you want to
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: come up here talking all that, you're gonna bring every
• 48:53
  Speaker 1: cousin you've got in your house. If you want to
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: do this, man, come up here. Let's do it one
• 48:57
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yo, Timmy,
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  Speaker 1: if I could turn your mic off, I turn that
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  Speaker 1: amen of that, you know what I like. But he
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, bro, we don't want you to come
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  Speaker 1: up to the church, and everything being oh you can't.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's the energy you're gonna bring up. Tell you
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  Speaker 1: want back. I love that. Yeah, he was really smooth
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  Speaker 1: coming up. At the top of the hour. Like I said,
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  Speaker 1: right about four minutes after today's Strawberry letter subject, I
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: found the perfect man. We'll get into it right after
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: this you're listening to show. All right, here we go.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Time for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships,
• 52:26
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• 52:44
  Speaker 1: It is the Strawberry Letters. Subject. I thought I found
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  Speaker 1: the perfect man. Is there such a thing? We'll find out,
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  Speaker 1: all right, Dear Seton Shirley. I know I am a
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: hard working, educated, financially secure, good looking, mature woman with
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: a lot to offer. But since my divorce, I've been
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: having trouble with dating because the men I meet say
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: that I have too many prerequisites and they lose interest.
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  Speaker 1: My goal was to meet a man aged fifty five
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  Speaker 1: to sixty five, but instead I finally met a man
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  Speaker 1: that is seventy five years old. Oh this is five
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: years older than yesterday. Okay, he's retired and he's everything
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: that I looked for in a man. He's a sharp dresser,
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: good looking, financially stable, and he has good morals. In
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: the beginning, he wanted to come over every night and
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: get busy, but I still have to go to work,
• 53:39
  Speaker 1: so I had to cut him back to two to
• 53:40
  Speaker 1: three nights per week and Saturday. RE enjoy going out
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: together and we've even had a nice vacation together. There's
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: just one problem. He refuses to go to church with me.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: This past Sunday, he got mad at me and told
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: me to stop nagging him about church. I could easily
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: fall in love with this man and we talk about
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: our future and getting married, but the church issue upsets me.
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: When we talk about marriage, I told him I could
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: never say yes if he does not say yes to
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: going to church. He told me that he will eventually
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: just show up one Sunday, but it will be on
• 54:15
  Speaker 1: his own terms, not because of my nagging. What advice
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: do you have for me? My sister says, I'm acting
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: crazy and I should marry this man. He does not
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: think it's a big deal. By the way, he does
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: meet all of my other prerequisites. So what are your thoughts.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: Your thoughts are that I My thoughts are that I
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: agree wholeheartedly with your sister. You can't nag him. Nobody
• 54:38
  Speaker 1: wants to be nagged. You don't want to be nagged.
• 54:42
  Speaker 1: He says he's going to show up to church on
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: his own terms. Let him do that, Okay, let him
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: do it on his own terms. He may, you know,
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: not like your church for some reason, or you know,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: maybe it takes him a minute to get in the
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: spirit or whatever. Give him time. I mean, you guys
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: haven't even been together that long for you to be
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: making these kinds of demands on him. And probably if
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: you'd let it go, he would show up to church
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: with you one day. Come on, now, I don't think
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: this is such a major issue that you have to
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: nag him and nag him and nag him about it.
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  Speaker 1: This man is seventy five years old. You're a mature woman.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: You didn't say your age. But anyway, so far it's
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: working out nicely. I mean, he's a good dresser, he's
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: good looking, financially stable. You said in your letter, he
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: has good morals. Okay, he has good morals. So I
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: think you're putting pressure on this man. I think just
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: smooth it out. Weigh a little bit, but definitely stop
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: nagging him, or guess what, you're gonna lose him. I'm
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: gonna tell you nobody likes to be nagged. Steve surely
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: one thousand percent correct. Hell both y'all old, both for
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: y'all old, oh her and the man you didn't want
• 55:59
  Speaker 1: to say, Yo, man, But you come talking about you
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: want a man between fifty five and sixty five. Well
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: he's seventy five, Yeah, but he still looks killed. Want
• 56:07
  Speaker 1: to go to church? He don't want to go to church.
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: He is sharp dresser, he looked good. He treats you right.
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  Speaker 1: He checks off all the blocks and blocks in every category.
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  Speaker 1: And you talking about they talking about marriage. You can't sect.
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  Speaker 1: He can't say. You can't say yes to him unless
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: he say yes till you, till you going to church,
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: to him going to church with you. I have news
• 56:33
  Speaker 1: for you. The reason I'm talking like this is color
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: bit up all night trying to put myself mine is
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: a little congestion. I have to apologize again. That's what
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: you mean. You've been up all night exactly what I mean.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: I'm in here catching hell. I should have been in
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: the bed with my old seventy five. I don't know
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: what the hell up, man, I don't know what I
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: was thinking about, but I can't do this, I've hurt
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: him right sitting up in here. Let's get back to
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: the letter. He said, if he don't want to go
• 57:08
  Speaker 1: to church, you nagging him to go to church. Now,
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: I have personal experience with this. My father didn't go
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: to church much. My mother and father were married for
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: sixty four years. I remember my father would go twice
• 57:25
  Speaker 1: a year, sometimes on Easter and sometimes Christmas or Mother's Day,
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: and my dad would go a couple of times a year.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: He went a little bit more later on, but my
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: dad was never much of a church goer. My dad
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: was one to find this man I ever knew because
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: he liked this man said, you say he's very moral.
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: My father was a righteous man. He was righteous man.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: This dude, he was just a good dude. Now you're
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: gonna pass up on this man, like your sisters say,
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: you being crazy? First of all, well, how are you
• 58:01
  Speaker 1: gonna you're gonna find another one of these shop dressing
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: We're all meaning seventify you old men that ain't got nobody,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: They're not everywhere. How you found this one is beyond me,
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: or how he found you, it is beyond me. I
• 58:20
  Speaker 1: do not know. But I'll tell you what though you
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: better stay with this man if I was you. Now,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: when we come back, I'm gonna take a different approach
• 58:31
  Speaker 1: to why I think he don't want to go. All right,
• 58:38
  Speaker 1: all right, we'll let burt two if teams to respond,
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: tickle them coming out? Are your past? Yeah? So yeah.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: The subject of the Oberry letter today, I thought sales
• 59:03
  Speaker 1: sermons on tape after services. I thought I thought I
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: found the perfect man. Part two of Steve's response coming
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour. You're listening to
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, come on, Steve, let's
• 59:19
  Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter. Subject I thought I found the
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: perfect man. Hello, this letter is simple. What I told you.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I'm tired. Now listen to me, Mad, I'm on a delay.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, damn it, I'm on a delay. Not my system.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: Your stuff is working fine? Oh yeah, I'm on Steve
• 59:48
  Speaker 1: Harvey got mentally on a delay. You would just sleep
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: strayed up all night long like I'm foughting. It hurts,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: don't it hurt? I can't do it? All right, Steve
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: coming back to the letter though seventy five years old.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: This real simple, This lady Dayton, this man, he's at everything,
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: and she's ever wanting man seventy five shot dropping, still
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: sleeping with him and all this health to get busy
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: whenever you want to. But he don't want to go
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 1: church with him. It's just that what's wrong with the church. Though,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Now we're gonna get into that seat. My father didn't
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: go to church much either, So that don't make you
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: a bad person. You can be very righteous person not
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: be an attendee of church. But now you're saying you've
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: talked about marriage with him, but if he can't say
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 1: yes to go on to church, you can't say yes
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: to getting married. Well, he keeps he's pretty adamant that
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: you nagging him about this church. Maybe he don't won't
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 1: go to your church? Yes? Fine, Now, first question? Does
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: your church seill the sermon on CD or audio after service?
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: A lot of churches? Has he heard a see everybody
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 1: pastor came preach? This is true? See what I Maybe
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: he don't want to sit up there to that dry sermon?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: He what type of church you go? Is it Methodist?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Well that don't matter, do it that? No? I'm just
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: asking a question because it's it's Methodist. Ain't no drums?
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: She didn't tambourines are good talks. She's a nuts. Okay, well,
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: whatever it is. Maybe your pastor is dry unless here
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: is another thing. Maybe what's the name of yo? Oh?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Maybe your pastor's dry. Now here's the next question. What's
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: the name of your qui? What do you mean? What
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: do you mean youth? If it's got one of them names,
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: that mean? They don't sound like the gospel song birds?
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 1: Don't nobody do? They don't never sound good. Your old
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: crows up that soude the song birds sing they got
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 1: on craig row. Yeah, not with you. Don't nobody want
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: to sit through that? Yeah, don't nobody don't know. I
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 1: just wanted to see how I can phrase this and't
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: call and let me say, yeah, careful. I don't think
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: your pastor and your quir is up to Paul. That's
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 1: all I have to say. And I think that that's
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: just been demoralizing for them to have to sit through
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: the services that you're doing. Next question, is your church
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: or stove front next to a liquor stoke? See, maybe
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: he's a former alcoholic. He can't go down there next
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: to that liquor stoke and sit there and try to
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: make it. Maybe it's a zoning issue with the church,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: and then those zon inities in the hood liquor stoke,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: check cashing players, church dey kill yeah, and the motail
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: motel or day kill check cashing place or churches oh yeah,
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: chicken yeah then or somebody selling chicken. This answer to
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: this is all over the place because I've been apologize
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: for this response to the Strawberry letter. Steve gotta do
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: you boo now? He was crazy today, Mark Tomorrow, I
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: got to be at work. I gotta do three shows
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: man talk shows. Okay, so so at some point you
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: need to get some sleep, is what you're saying. Excuse me, Shirley, Steve,
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: what is the advice to the lady that wrote the letter.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it out of him. Yeah, we'll
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: get her cheercast and go to the chicken house and
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I go to cher He just not coming. Stop nagging
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: him what to tell her going down. He's got to
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 1: stop agging him though, she's got to You're gonna lose.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: I would say, gold, don't worry about it, because, man,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: let me tell you something, it's hard to find good man.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: And he's a good man. He righteous, He just don't
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: go to church much. Now, he may eventually like my father. Dude,
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 1: my father ended up going to church quite often, but
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: you know she didn't do it. Yeah, yeah, that's true.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Steve. Uh email us your
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• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Harvey FM. You're listening show, all right, Steve, Come on,
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: you hired him, You hired him. No, you gotta keep
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: saying that. Ye, ladies in general, without further ado, a
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: man that needs an introduction because well he's here so seldom,
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: ladies in general, jee think brown. Okay, okay, I'm putting
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: together yeah, first putting together my own film. I've started
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: production of my own film. You've seen The Nutcracker. Everybody's
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: seen The Nutcracker. We've finished with production right before Christmas.
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 1: The name of my film is called The Big Black Nutcracker.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: We're gonna make it up different than what you're going
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: the Big, the Big Black Nutcracker. You know the story
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: of the Nutcrackers, YadA, YadA, YadA. We all know the story. Well,
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: this is she falls in love with a guy who
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: comes to It's the Strippers by the stripper who falls
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: in love with a guy who comes to the strip
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: club and it goes by the name of Big Black
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 1: Nuts and to save the script club. Now this is
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: the what what is wrong? I understand you. So, So
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 1: we're looking for dancers. We're looking for dancers we want
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to offend anybody about what I want.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't it don't. I want people. I
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 1: don't want overweight. I don't want heavy set, chunky, I
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: don't want thick. I don't I want fat people because
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: these are my ballerinas. I want fat people, really fat.
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  Speaker 1: If you heavy set, don't even audition. We don't want
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 1: to be bothered with you. We want you fat. We
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 1: want fat people that can stand on their toes and
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: catch other fat people. That's what I want. That's what
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: I want. Production. Yeah, that's production. Yeah, you know, because
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 1: I always got this little thin ass ballerinas and that's
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: good and that's nice. But in that big relaxed fat
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 1: people that have no problem catching other fat people. And
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: like I said, if you overwear and you kind of junky,
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 1: pleasantly plum thick bone curve, don't even bother. Don't bother
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: sending me a tape now, I want all production tapes
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 1: to be sent to Big Black Nutcrackers, and all your
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: tapes to Big Black Nutcracker. Now, I got some people
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: that have signed on that are gonna already be in
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: the film. Oh, Kurt, Kurt Franklin is gonna be playing
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: the part of Baby Jesus. Now, I know what you're saying.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: Baby Jesus ain't in the Big Black Nutcracker. Oh, he
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: ain't in a Nutcracker, but he's gonna be in nuts
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 1: production because he said he would do it, so I
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: wrote him apart. So he's gonna play the part of
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: the Baby Jesus. So check me out the Big Black
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: Nutcracker coming out round Christmas. Go to the Big Black
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 1: Nutcrackers and all your auditions. Then you're listening time now
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: for Comedy Roulette. And let me just apologize to the
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: one parent out there that's upset with me. It has
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 1: something to do with Santa Claus and our last Comedy Roulette.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm gonna say. So I won't get it
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 1: more trouble, but sorry about that. It's your fault, Jay,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: you wrote it, so we bring it up because I
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: want to apologize. Yeah, and I knew it when I
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: said it, when it came out of my mouth. All right,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: here we go. Now they're going, what about Santa Claus? What?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how y'all's business is doing, if it's
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  Speaker 1: stoe though not in the sill. Liquor stoles is big
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  Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Detroit, Chicago, Memphis, Chattanooga. Why don't y'all expand
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  Speaker 1: the liquor stoe? They do a bar. This's b wild
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  Speaker 1: her I was not going to see him anymore, and
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  Speaker 1: I told her to keep her money. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 1: keep my promise to her. But her husband won't leave
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  Speaker 1: me alone. Should I tell him? I met his wife
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  Speaker 1: Let me who first thing? Yeah? Well, I don't you know.
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  Speaker 1: I think think it was a smart, cool thing of
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  Speaker 1: Let's go hey, uh, you know something that I've been learning.
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  Speaker 1: I've been uh. I do this morning meditation every morning
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  Speaker 1: now and I've really been kind of loyal to it,
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  Speaker 1: you know, for the past month, and it's really really
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  Speaker 1: was talking to a businessman this morning about a business
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  Speaker 1: opportunity I was looking at, and I was just going
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  Speaker 1: over He's a spiritual guy, and I was going over
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  Speaker 1: with him my dreams and aspirations and he sort of
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  Speaker 1: asked me what I was thinking about. And when I
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  Speaker 1: told him, come to find out man, he was on
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  Speaker 1: the same page, and he sent me a scripture and
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  Speaker 1: because I told him I had this morning this morning meditation,
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  Speaker 1: I have a list of things that first of all,
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  Speaker 1: I read a list of things that I thank God
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  Speaker 1: for every morning, which is a list about between forty
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  Speaker 1: five and fifty things that I thank him for something
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  Speaker 1: like that. And then I have a list of about
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  Speaker 1: the same number of things that I'm asking and for
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  Speaker 1: and I read these two lists every single morning. After
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  Speaker 1: I do my meditation and read my daily verses and
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  Speaker 1: my inspirational messages and stuff. I just try to stay focused,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in the world I'm in as well as
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  Speaker 1: the world you in. You know, I need as much
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  Speaker 1: help as I can get. I don't know how you
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  Speaker 1: all feel about it, but I need all the I
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  Speaker 1: need all the inspiration, I need all the confidence. I
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  Speaker 1: need the assuredness that having relationship with God provides. Man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be real with you. And so he
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  Speaker 1: told me to read this verse every morning Psalms five
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  Speaker 1: and three, you know, if you get a chance to
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  Speaker 1: read it, you know, and it talks about talking to
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  Speaker 1: God and what in essence, I'm a paraphrase to Scripture.
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  Speaker 1: In essence, it was, what you're asking God to do
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  Speaker 1: is to hear you when you cry out for help
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  Speaker 1: every day as you pray. And you're asking God in
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  Speaker 1: essence to hear your voice in the morning that I
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  Speaker 1: pray to you. And then the things that you ask
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  Speaker 1: God for in the morning, you let him know that
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  Speaker 1: you be waiting expectantly to hear from Him about all
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  Speaker 1: these things. And it's just a great way to start
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  Speaker 1: your day. But the part that really caught my attention
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  Speaker 1: was after I thank God for all this stuff on
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  Speaker 1: this list, and then I ask God for this stuff.
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  Speaker 1: The part that I think I was missing was each
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  Speaker 1: and every day I do, I believe it's gonna happen,
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  Speaker 1: but every day I'm supposed to wait expectantly in anticipation
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  Speaker 1: of what I've asked for to happen. Now, it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: mean everything's going to happen that day, but it does
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  Speaker 1: mean that the process of all these things occurring is
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  Speaker 1: well underway. And if you behave that way, if you
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  Speaker 1: act that way, if you put out that way, those
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  Speaker 1: are the things that return yearning to you. And that's
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  Speaker 1: one of the very very important things that I got
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  Speaker 1: from this guy when he sent me the scripture. You
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  Speaker 1: could read it for yourself in Psalms five and three,
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  Speaker 1: and it's very very helpful. And I use a New
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  Speaker 1: Living version of it so I can understand it better
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  Speaker 1: than the King's James version because I read both, and
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  Speaker 1: I just understand it better when I go to the
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  Speaker 1: new translation of it. And I just try to encourage
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  Speaker 1: people man to form a relationship with God, because like
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  Speaker 1: it's really cool, and you know something we all should do.
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  Speaker 1: We were all created in His image. God made every
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  Speaker 1: last one of us, and you know we all children
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  Speaker 1: in His no matter what color, no matter what faith
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  Speaker 1: you belong to. And in that regard, I mean, you know,
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  Speaker 1: he just wants to hear from us, he really does.
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  Speaker 1: He just wants to know that we want to share
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  Speaker 1: relationship with him. And so I found the more you
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  Speaker 1: do that, man, the more confidence you have, the more
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  Speaker 1: calmness can come your way, and you stop wearing about stuff,
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  Speaker 1: because a lot of times, man, if you look off
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  Speaker 1: into your day, as your day unfolds in front of you,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to see a lot of choice points along
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  Speaker 1: the way. You're gonna have a lot of points along
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  Speaker 1: the way where you have to make choices, you know,
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  Speaker 1: and all these possibilities, all these choices, they can be
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  Speaker 1: confusing at times. And in this confusion you need to
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  Speaker 1: get focused back and turn all this confusion and all
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  Speaker 1: these worries and troubles and turn them over to Him,
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  Speaker 1: because really, man, life gets really troublesome at times for
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: all of us. And it's just times, man, where you
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: can't cope with everything that's happening to you because it
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  Speaker 1: all the way seems like either nothing's happening at all,
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  Speaker 1: or everything's happening at once, and both of them situations
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  Speaker 1: is bad. I mean, if you're sitting up there and
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  Speaker 1: ain't nothing happening at all, you need some help, man.
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  Speaker 1: And then when everything happens all at once, you need
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  Speaker 1: some help. Man. So either way, if you look at
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  Speaker 1: this thing, you're gonna need some help from God. You
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  Speaker 1: really really are. And so the best way to do it, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just have a concert communication with him. Just talk
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  Speaker 1: to him more today than The cool thing about it
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  Speaker 1: is you could be just like me and have a
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 1: relationship with him. You don't have to be perfect, you
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 1: really don't. And I got news for you. Ain't nobody perfect.
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  Speaker 1: No way. You can quit listening to them people talking
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: about how they're walking on that little white line and
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 1: they don't ever get off, because they do. They get
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  Speaker 1: off all the time. Just have relationship with God. Okay,
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 1: do that. It'll help you out. Those are my closing remarks.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, drop it, that's dropped. Your life
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 1: is hard. Just gonna have a talk with God. Hey man,
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