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Vacation Time, Comedy Roulette, 4th of July, JRAP, Heart Disease and Sleep and more. · The Steve Harvey Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Today show is pre recorded. Y'all know what time. Y'all
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  Speaker 1: don't know y'all.
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  Speaker 3: Don't give a.
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  Speaker 2: Busy listening to show.
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  Speaker 4: I don't joy yeah, joy, you know you turn love, turn, you.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta turn.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 6: Have to turn the mouse to turn.
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  Speaker 1: You probably got to turn the mouth, turn out, turn
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  Speaker 1: the water of the moat up.
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  Speaker 4: Look, come.
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  Speaker 1: Come out your ba uh huh.
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  Speaker 7: I sure will good morn to everybody. Y'all listen to
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  Speaker 7: the voice. Come on, take me now. One and only
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  Speaker 7: Steve Harvey got a radio self. Steve Harvey got a
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  Speaker 7: radio show. Sometimes when a chuckle like that reminds me
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  Speaker 7: and my oldest brother had passed away.
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  Speaker 1: He used to laugh like that.
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  Speaker 7: It's kind of funny how jeans get passed down through
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  Speaker 7: the line. I don't know why I told you all that,
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  Speaker 7: just so want to share with you, that's all. As
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  Speaker 7: always always kind of asked God to help me, you know,
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  Speaker 7: And and and I had I had gotten off track
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  Speaker 7: a little bit because one of the principles of success
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  Speaker 7: I want to share with you all today is a
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  Speaker 7: law of attraction.
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  Speaker 1: And that is a very very serious principle.
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  Speaker 7: It cannot be ignored the law of attraction, and I'm
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  Speaker 7: not going to be able to explain it to you
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  Speaker 7: as well as the book Secrets can, or as well
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  Speaker 7: as some people. I can only articulate it to you
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  Speaker 7: the way that I see it, And the law of
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  Speaker 7: attraction is very, very real. The law of attraction is
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  Speaker 7: a principle of success. It is something that everyone has
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  Speaker 7: to adhere to. Now, whether you know the law of
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  Speaker 7: attraction or not, it does not make it not exist
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  Speaker 7: for you. This is the case where ignorance is not
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  Speaker 7: the excuse. The fact that no one told it to you.
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  Speaker 7: There is no pass for this one. The fact that
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  Speaker 7: you never heard it before. It does not allow you
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  Speaker 7: to do it any other way. So let me see
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  Speaker 7: if I can put it to you best I can.
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  Speaker 7: The law of attraction, the law of attraction, to put
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  Speaker 7: it real, simply, is the thing that you focus on,
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  Speaker 7: the thing that you t talk about, the thing that
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  Speaker 7: you think of, is the thing that you.
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  Speaker 1: Draw to you.
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  Speaker 7: It's what you attract to you. That's basically the law
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  Speaker 7: of attraction.
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  Speaker 8: The thing that you talk about, the thing that you
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  Speaker 8: think about, the thing that you focus on, whatever it
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  Speaker 8: is that is what you attract.
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  Speaker 7: The law of attraction does not differentiate from positive and negative.
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  Speaker 7: It only does what it does. What I am saying
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  Speaker 7: is this in the law of attraction. No matter what
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  Speaker 7: you think of, no matter what occupies your time, no
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  Speaker 7: matter what you say, or no matter what the focus is,
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  Speaker 7: positive or negative, the law of attraction knows neither one.
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  Speaker 7: It just attracts it. So let's use some examples here.
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  Speaker 7: I can just best example. Always uses me that way.
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  Speaker 7: I ain't got to figure out nothing. I can just
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  Speaker 7: tell you my side of it. I was in a
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  Speaker 7: lot of debt one time in my life. This is
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  Speaker 7: before any of you knew me, so you can understand.
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  Speaker 7: In case you're not thinking, I don't want you to
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  Speaker 7: think that this conversation is about your income level, because
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  Speaker 7: it's not. It doesn't matter what the income level you are.
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  Speaker 7: The law of attraction works in all aspects money, family, relationships, job, career, love.
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  Speaker 7: It just works that way. Okay, here's a deal. I
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  Speaker 7: kept saying, man, this debt is killing me. I got
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  Speaker 7: to get out. That's what I thought was a good goal,
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  Speaker 7: to get out of debt. But what I kept saying was,
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  Speaker 7: you know, I kept talking about debt, and you know
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  Speaker 7: what it kept doing it kept attracting debt to me.
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  Speaker 1: So guess what I could get out? That's all? Is
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  Speaker 1: that crazy?
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  Speaker 7: That is an amazing law to understand. What turned it
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  Speaker 7: around for me was I started claiming a life of abundance. God,
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  Speaker 7: I am seeking a life of abundance. I want to
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  Speaker 7: have more than enough. I want to be able to
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  Speaker 7: help other people. I just want to have a law
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  Speaker 7: of attraction so that I be able to provide my
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  Speaker 7: family the lifestyle that I want to provide them. I want,
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  Speaker 7: Heavenly Father to be able to be an example of
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  Speaker 7: your goodness and your grace in my life. That is
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  Speaker 7: what I started saying. And guess what, that's what I
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  Speaker 7: started attracting. I'm going to have a great relationship with
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  Speaker 7: my children. I'm going to be the father that I
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  Speaker 7: always wanted to be. I'm going to be a good father.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to be a good husband.
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  Speaker 1: Now. I am going to do the right things.
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  Speaker 7: I am going to be the type of example that
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  Speaker 7: my sons can look no further and go.
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  Speaker 1: I can be like my dad.
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  Speaker 7: I want to be able to be a place, a
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  Speaker 7: beacon of light and hope for my daughters to come through.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I started saying, that's what I started attracting
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  Speaker 7: to my life. The law of attraction does not care
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  Speaker 7: if you want it to be positive or negative. The
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  Speaker 7: law of attraction just attracts whatever it is. You focus on,
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  Speaker 7: what you think about, the words that come out your mouth.
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  Speaker 7: You cannot overlook this principle of success and expect to
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  Speaker 7: make it because of the fact that you've never heard
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  Speaker 7: of the law of attraction, because of the fact that
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  Speaker 7: you don't know how it really operates. It does not
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  Speaker 7: make it not exist in your day. You can start
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  Speaker 7: today attracting the right things to you by changing what
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  Speaker 7: you say, what you think, what you focus on. Change
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  Speaker 7: the focus, change the thought, change the words that come
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  Speaker 7: out your mouth, and guess what you change what you
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  Speaker 7: attract to yourself.
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  Speaker 1: You have got to ask yourself why is it? Man?
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  Speaker 7: Man, let me tell you something. Somebody said the Bishop
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  Speaker 7: Jakes one time. They said, man, everything you touch turns
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  Speaker 7: to gold. He said, no, I just don't touch everything. Man,
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  Speaker 7: is this crazy? Come on, man, he has a focus.
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  Speaker 7: He has a focus. See, he ain't just everywhere. Bring
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  Speaker 7: me any idea, Let me try that. No, no, no, man,
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  Speaker 7: he has a focus. He has a law of attraction
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  Speaker 7: that's working, where he's attracting things to his life that
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  Speaker 7: that's positive that he can. That's not to say Bishop
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  Speaker 7: Jakes don't have problems, because we talk often and man.
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  Speaker 1: He have them. Oh please understand. And he not trying
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  Speaker 1: to attract the problems.
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  Speaker 7: But what he will attract is the proper solution for
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  Speaker 7: the problem.
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  Speaker 1: And ain't that all you need? Sometimes?
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  Speaker 7: God did not say that it would be easy. He
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  Speaker 7: just said he would be with you. And if God
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  Speaker 7: is with you, who can be against you? God will
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  Speaker 7: make your enemies your footstool. God is powerful man, His
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  Speaker 7: word is true. He do what he say he gonna do. Now,
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  Speaker 7: all we got to do is do some of what
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  Speaker 7: we say. But we ain't gonna do everything. Just do
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  Speaker 7: some of what we say. Okay, here's the deal. God
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  Speaker 7: is going to do everything he say he gonna do.
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  Speaker 7: You and I just got to do some of the
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  Speaker 7: stuff we say we're gonna do it because.
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  Speaker 1: He already know we ain't gonna do all of them.
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  Speaker 1: He clear on that. He clear on that. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Thank you morning, ladies. Jitment make it happen. Get your
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  Speaker 1: mind right, it's.
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  Speaker 9: About to be. It's I don't I mean every do
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  Speaker 9: all missing?
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  Speaker 1: Right ever? This se My U, the flood on by.
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  Speaker 7: Day, the Steve Harvey Morning Show, Ladies and gentlemen, Shirley Strawberry.
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  Speaker 3: What he said?
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  Speaker 1: Good Steve, boy, Remember tongue tied? What t t was?
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  Speaker 1: The bomb? Baby?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That might have been my favorite one right there? Callin
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  Speaker 1: for real. I might have to bring ton tied back.
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  Speaker 1: Don't bring t t back?
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  Speaker 6: What's up, Steve?
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  Speaker 1: What's up?
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  Speaker 11: Crew?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Junior U, Morning morning, every boy, Nephew, Tommy, Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I'm in the building, big dog.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, okay, it was okay, Yeah, that's how I started.
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  Speaker 10: I got to exercise that muscle, that listening.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, because Shirley was the only world the translator, yes,
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  Speaker 5: translate for tongue ties.
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  Speaker 12: Like let me said, let us let us let a
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  Speaker 12: blankety blank thief. We don't know whatever that remember that
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  Speaker 12: the thief.
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  Speaker 1: Translate to cuss and everything and get away with it.
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  Speaker 1: Let I might have to bring tongue time back.
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  Speaker 3: It was.
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  Speaker 1: Next week. We should set it up.
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  Speaker 7: Well uh huh, we do a reunion show, okay on
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  Speaker 7: the radio and bring back all the bits we used
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  Speaker 7: to do. We should, man, you know what, that'd be great.
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  Speaker 7: Anna no, no, no, no, no, no, listen to me.
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  Speaker 7: We should set it up next week. We should do
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  Speaker 7: a reunion show. We should bring back tongue tied, bring
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  Speaker 7: back the pastors without church complaints, bring back the brothers
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  Speaker 7: whoa you, bring back slave theavil no, sir, Bring back
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  Speaker 7: Eugene just just for two days.
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  Speaker 1: Bring back tongue tied two days. Bring back Corey.
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  Speaker 7: That ain't oh, that ain't deep Cory, bring back Roscoe Wallace.
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  Speaker 1: And just have a reunion show. What about dumb huh
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  Speaker 1: on the count gone? Oh? Dirty old man, old man,
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  Speaker 1: dirty old man, Ralph. Oh yeah, okay, you know what
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  Speaker 1: we should play that.
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  Speaker 10: It's gonna point that out, guys. Time for now. The
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  Speaker 10: things we could do back then, and we can't do those,
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  Speaker 10: you know, which was politically correct times?
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  Speaker 6: Which one? You know what if I was in your house, right,
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  Speaker 6: I can't even throw my phone far.
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  Speaker 10: He knew the answers which you're listening hard Morning show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, guys, it is time now for the nephew
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  Speaker 10: to run that prank back.
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  Speaker 5: What you got for us, nep A lot of y'all
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  Speaker 5: ain't never paid child support before.
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  Speaker 1: A lot of y'all don't know nothing about this. This
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  Speaker 1: right here. This is child support.
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  Speaker 5: Help Help, Let's go get Doug.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, hello, Darius, this me it Hey there. My name
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  Speaker 3: is Lewis. Man, Lewis. I work at check up there
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  Speaker 3: with you. We met when you first your first week
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  Speaker 3: at the job. We met. Man, my name is Lewis.
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  Speaker 3: I work on the third floor. You'll know me when
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  Speaker 3: you see me, said Lewis. Yeah, Lewis, I.
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  Speaker 13: Don't remember, no, Lewis Man. You know, I met a
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  Speaker 13: lot of people on that, you know, that first day,
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  Speaker 13: the first week.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just really getting.
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  Speaker 13: Acclimatized because it's to the whole situation. But I don't
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  Speaker 13: I remember.
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  Speaker 3: It's all good. It's all good. I don't even worry
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  Speaker 3: about it. Man, cat me answer this, Hito. I won't
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  Speaker 3: even been with us now, man, Man about a strong musk.
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  Speaker 9: Man.
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  Speaker 13: I'm really enjoying it, man, just really getting the swing
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  Speaker 13: and getting to hang everything. So man, I'm just really enjoyed.
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  Speaker 13: It's a great company, man. Just happy to be a
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  Speaker 13: part of something bigger than myself, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, man, you know what, Man, we got to
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  Speaker 3: get you out man, because you know all the brothers. Man,
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  Speaker 3: we get together hang out on certain nights. You know,
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  Speaker 3: were like once a month, we might we might get
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  Speaker 3: out on the thursdy minutes. You got to come hang
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  Speaker 3: out with it and we got to get you out, yeah, man, Okay, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I rather man, I'm trying to make new friends, you know,
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  Speaker 3: show man. I call you though. I called you because
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  Speaker 3: I'm in a little bit of a jam though, man,
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  Speaker 3: And I was trying to get somebody to help me out. Man,
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  Speaker 3: and by you being a you know, just came into
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  Speaker 3: the company, man, you know, it might be something you
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  Speaker 3: can actually help me out with. Man. I just you know,
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  Speaker 3: I hate to come in and lean on the friendship
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  Speaker 3: before we even even get started to hang out yet.
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  Speaker 3: But I just I just need a little bit of help. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just hoping maybe you'd be opening and maybe helping
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  Speaker 3: me out on something. I'm always willing to help a
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  Speaker 3: brother out, bro, just to fit on what to talk about,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. But okay, check us out. Man.
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  Speaker 3: I ain't really really want to tell nobody at the job,
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  Speaker 3: you know, I ain't really trying to let nobody know
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  Speaker 3: my business or whatever. But but here's the deal, man, dude,
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  Speaker 3: I done got myself in a serious jam. Man, I
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  Speaker 3: got I got a baby on the way, man, and
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  Speaker 3: I got that.
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  Speaker 14: That's great, man, that's okay.
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  Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, no, no no. Listen, man, listen, listen.
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  Speaker 3: Let me out though there I got, I got a
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  Speaker 3: baby on the way. But this ain't this, ain't this,
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  Speaker 3: ain't this, ain't this ain't from my wife. Man. You said,
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  Speaker 3: oh yeah, so I'm in a dog and the baby, dude,
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  Speaker 3: like in the next you know, six weeks, the baby
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  Speaker 3: probably gonna be here. But but take us out, but
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  Speaker 3: check us out here. Here's what I was trying to get. Chip.
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  Speaker 3: You can do for me, man? Is it because any way,
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  Speaker 3: because I know you just now you probably you probably
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  Speaker 3: you probably even got your second check yet, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. So wait, but but is there any
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  Speaker 3: way man that you might maybe like clean this baby
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  Speaker 3: for me on your on your uh uh uh. You
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  Speaker 3: know where they take the child support out of your
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  Speaker 3: out of your check. If they take the child support
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  Speaker 3: out of your check, wait out. But listen to me,
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  Speaker 3: they take the child support out of your check. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it back to you. I'm gonna give
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  Speaker 3: it back to you. I just don't want my wife
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  Speaker 3: to find out. You see what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 15: Man?
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  Speaker 3: What wait? Wait you mean? I mean you're asking me
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  Speaker 3: about money out my out my check doubt, But I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna give it back to you every two weeks when
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  Speaker 3: you get your check.
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  Speaker 14: Man, Man, you gotta be out your damn man.
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  Speaker 3: Mother, No you man?
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  Speaker 14: What's the man? Man back?
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  Speaker 3: Got a wife and kids in my home?
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  Speaker 14: You got your man? How you putting my damn number anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Man? No? No, I got your number from one of
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  Speaker 3: the one of the guys at the job. Man. We're
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  Speaker 3: one of the one, the one guys. Man.
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  Speaker 14: No, no, no matter what guys. Man that's wanted the
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  Speaker 14: full talking this man talking about we got a guy,
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  Speaker 14: never got a guy. Now, I ain't nothing support you
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  Speaker 14: can hit me with this boy?
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  Speaker 3: Talk about that?
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  Speaker 14: Man, Hey, I thought this, I thought you might.
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  Speaker 3: Now red look sick.
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  Speaker 14: Start to come out of my damn check, man, and
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  Speaker 14: we're gonna have some price.
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  Speaker 15: What's what's your name of kid?
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  Speaker 16: Who is you?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Lewis Lewis.
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  Speaker 14: Who Louis who?
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  Speaker 3: My name Lewis Lewis?
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  Speaker 14: No, No, no, Lewis was man know Lewis's where I worked
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  Speaker 14: at man.
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  Speaker 3: And no, all, I'm saying, I'm gonna give you the
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  Speaker 3: money back.
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  Speaker 14: All, I'm saying this dog touch my money. I'm telling
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  Speaker 14: you that right now, and we're gonna have to problem. Hey,
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  Speaker 14: it's take something. I bet not seeing on Lewis in
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  Speaker 14: the morning. I bet you that I that's I bet
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  Speaker 14: that's you. Don't Louise in the morning, and who cry
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  Speaker 14: to human resources playing with and play with my money?
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  Speaker 14: You crazy man, trying to hurt my wife kill me now.
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  Speaker 14: But to get I'm just trying to get you to
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  Speaker 14: look out for me. I don't want my wife to
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  Speaker 14: find this stuff out there, that's all I'm trying to
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  Speaker 14: look out. Don't look out for me, Dan, who's gonna
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  Speaker 14: look out for me and my kids?
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  Speaker 3: They take your money out of shirt? No, just just
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  Speaker 3: just can you at least maybe take twenty four hours
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  Speaker 3: just think about it.
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  Speaker 15: Man.
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  Speaker 14: It ain't nothing enough speak comes out man when it
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  Speaker 14: comes to my money. Man shout um, damn man, I'm
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  Speaker 14: gonna tell you what. But I tell you what, Louis,
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  Speaker 14: You're gonna be there tomorrow morning.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm got him. I'm not a marble.
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  Speaker 14: I mean you about to have these white folks see
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  Speaker 14: me before them. You're gonna have those seasons.
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  Speaker 3: I dramantee you these white faces.
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  Speaker 14: I'm gonna be on the damn news start start playing
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  Speaker 14: with my damn money.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you're gonna have me show me and I ain't
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  Speaker 3: been on the job take long.
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  Speaker 14: But I tell you what, I tell you what, I'm
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  Speaker 14: gonna lose that my somebody tell you my money. I
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  Speaker 14: guarantee you that, I garantee you.
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  Speaker 3: But hey, let me ask you this, man, do you
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  Speaker 3: think Dwayne would have done this for me? Did you
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  Speaker 3: think your cousin, Dwayne, do you think he would have
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  Speaker 3: he would have cut from me? What? But cousins?
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  Speaker 11: What?
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  Speaker 17: What?
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  Speaker 18: What?
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  Speaker 3: What my cousin got to do with this?
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  Speaker 1: Dog?
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  Speaker 3: Mary, let me tell you what your cousin. Let me
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: tell you what Dwayne got to do with this One
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: is the one that put me up to call you.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: This is Nephew Thomas from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your cousin, Dwayne.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Man.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: This is nephew tim Me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Your cousin Dwyanne got me to prank phone call you.
• 19:50
  Speaker 13: Brother, I mean man, hey, man, So damn man talking about.
• 20:02
  Speaker 14: Check it try to get money out of I mean, boy,
• 20:10
  Speaker 14: somebody goes whoop.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: Yo before we go tell me this? What is the
• 20:17
  Speaker 3: baddest that I'm in? The maddest radio show in the lane,
• 20:20
  Speaker 3: the Steve Hobby Launch Show.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I don't care how you do it.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: You can try it if you want to. Your stupid
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: can't beat my stupid.
• 20:30
  Speaker 10: Thank you you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. We're gonna
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: get to ask the CELO Chief Love Officer, Steve Harvey
• 20:38
  Speaker 10: in the building for your love questions. This one is
• 20:41
  Speaker 10: from Barbara in d C. Barbara writes, I'm a single
• 20:44
  Speaker 10: woman in my mid forties and I have been waiting
• 20:47
  Speaker 10: for my boyfriend to propose. He said he's going to
• 20:50
  Speaker 10: do it, and I want him to stop dragging his
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: feet and do it. I went in his drawer while
• 20:55
  Speaker 10: doing laundry and I found a ring box but no ring.
• 20:59
  Speaker 10: I couldn't help but ask him what happened to the ring?
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: Now he's upset and said, I ruined the whole thing.
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: How can he turn this on me when he's been
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: teasing me with a proposal for two years?
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Because why would you go in there and say you
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: found the ring? Box. Why would you do that? You
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: didn't think it was getting close then, and now you
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: have ruined the whole surprise.
• 21:21
  Speaker 7: Oh so what's wrong with you? So you're not Yeah,
• 21:24
  Speaker 7: he didn't turn it on you. You created this yourself.
• 21:27
  Speaker 7: You went in his drawer, found the ring.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: Box and then coming that ways, what's where the ring at? Damn?
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: You don messed up to surprise? True statement?
• 21:38
  Speaker 7: Sorry why are you all in his stuff?
• 21:42
  Speaker 10: He was doing laundry whatever.
• 21:45
  Speaker 7: I got all of that. But you if you found
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: the ring box, most women will go, oh my god,
• 21:50
  Speaker 7: oh red and pretty packed. And then went over there,
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: set down and been bubbling.
• 21:55
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 21:56
  Speaker 7: Now, if it took two weeks, the bubblet would have
• 21:58
  Speaker 7: turned into an eruption.
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: But what.
• 22:02
  Speaker 17: Waited out?
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, moving on size.
• 22:06
  Speaker 7: Could have been get some most stones put on it,
• 22:08
  Speaker 7: could have been doing anything anything.
• 22:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, all right. So Sherry and Doraville, Georgia says, I'm
• 22:15
  Speaker 10: thirty seven and I'm married to a man that was
• 22:17
  Speaker 10: in a band for eleven years. He's thirty five now,
• 22:21
  Speaker 10: and he's trying to start up his band again. He's
• 22:24
  Speaker 10: been working on original music that he wrote in hopes
• 22:27
  Speaker 10: that he can get a deal with a record label.
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: He has a decent voice, but I wouldn't say he's
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: a singer. He finally let me hear what he wrote,
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: and it was a rap song with explicit lyrics. I
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: think he's a bit old for this, but I'm not
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: a dream killer. How do I handle this nicely?
• 22:46
  Speaker 1: Send a tape to me right off the back?
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 22:55
  Speaker 7: First of all, you got a band? Well, last time
• 22:58
  Speaker 7: a band got signed number two? He old number two.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: He can't sing. It's just so much going on now
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: of late. You can't get record deals without being able
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: to sing. But you was in a band for eleven years.
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: Now you're gonna start it back up? I mean, man,
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: good luck to you. You know, I can't tell you
• 23:19
  Speaker 7: not to support him and all this hit. It could hit.
• 23:21
  Speaker 7: It's unlikely, but it could. But if it's in it's
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: hard to do it. He gonna do it. I ain't
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: no really no dream killer, but please send me that tape.
• 23:30
  Speaker 7: I can care if you can use to pursue this
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: any further?
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: So should How should she handle it nicely?
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Just sending the tape? Has anybody heard this other than me? Baby? Anybody?
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Steve gonna be the Verry Gordy, what do your brother think?
• 23:49
  Speaker 10: What does your brother think?
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: Cause your brother tell you the truth most if you
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: if you want to find out what your idea sounded like,
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: you tell your brother.
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: He keeps it one hundred your brother.
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right.
• 24:05
  Speaker 10: Benita in Detroit says, five years ago, my husband found
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: out he has an outside child. His child is ten
• 24:11
  Speaker 10: years old now, and my husband is doing all he
• 24:14
  Speaker 10: can to make up for lost time. His son is
• 24:17
  Speaker 10: very shy and has trouble making friends. So I arranged
• 24:21
  Speaker 10: a small get together at our house and told him
• 24:24
  Speaker 10: to invite a few friends. No one showed up, and
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: he was very sad. My husband blames me for doing
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: too much and making it worse. How do I get
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: him to see I was trying to help.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: You were trying to help.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, can't help because you little boy and none. He
• 24:46
  Speaker 7: ain't got no social skill. You have seen this before. Hell,
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: I been to a little boy up at the school
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: without no friend.
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: I know what it is that I studied.
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, big nol you know you got them them type
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: of credentials and you study.
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: You could have had no friend. But the only thing
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: saved me, my ass.
• 25:10
  Speaker 11: You.
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: I could play everything that's the only thing saved me.
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: And I ain't got to be a better study and
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: don't work on basketball court, so because all I got
• 25:18
  Speaker 7: to do is just grunt and make sounds anyway the
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: ball be on the way. They know I'm trying to
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: say fast what I was trying to Well, hell no
• 25:27
  Speaker 7: not when I studied you so.
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: You you you so. They have called me about four
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: five names by the time I.
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: Got it out. But what about her husband? Though Steve
• 25:42
  Speaker 10: thinks she's making it worse, she.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: Tried to help. It's what she did. I know, I
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: know y'all trying to find a way to help them work.
• 25:51
  Speaker 7: They had a little something at the house. Invite your friend,
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: everybody coming over in tux They might no, might come
• 25:56
  Speaker 7: over the house people they don't like.
• 25:59
  Speaker 10: Yeah, so maybe she can try other ways.
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you got to take him to people house, take
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: him to a place, let him show him my other
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: kids in the hat.
• 26:10
  Speaker 10: But you you're not mad at her husband for doing
• 26:12
  Speaker 10: what he did.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Same, Yeah, he's stupid, That's what I'm saying. He wronged
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: for that.
• 26:18
  Speaker 7: All she was doing was trying to help. Just say, look,
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: I was just trying to help. But I'll tell you
• 26:22
  Speaker 7: what I know you're trying to have a relationship. I'll
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: stay back if you need me. Let me know he
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: gonna need you because he ain't gonna know what to do. Yeah, yeah,
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: all right, but you're trying to turn this little go
• 26:33
  Speaker 7: into a social butterfly.
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: That ain't gonna happen.
• 26:38
  Speaker 10: All right, Moving on, Tara and Indiana says, I got
• 26:41
  Speaker 10: married and my husband has issues with wearing my clothes.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: I thought the woman was supposed to wear the man's clothes,
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: but he wears my house slippers, my robe, and my
• 26:53
  Speaker 10: t shirt. Yes, he has a small frame, but he's tall,
• 26:57
  Speaker 10: so he's able to wear my stuff.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: He said.
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: The idea of wearing my clothes is a turn on
• 27:03
  Speaker 10: for him. I want him to stay out of my closet,
• 27:07
  Speaker 10: and how can I keep him out of my things
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: so our marriage will survive?
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: Enough?
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: Well, lady, okay, well, I try to be careful, but live.
• 27:16
  Speaker 7: Just tell you I'm not gonna be able to help
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: because I've never been in my wife's closet trying no clothes.
• 27:24
  Speaker 7: And the main reason I know you say he's small
• 27:26
  Speaker 7: frame of how small is he? Well, you know it's
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: is this really your man? Or is this just your baby,
• 27:35
  Speaker 7: because see something going on right here because I can't
• 27:37
  Speaker 7: wear neck margin not a damn thing.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: And the day that me and Margie's.
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: Wearing the same side, that's probably the end I married.
• 27:49
  Speaker 7: I'm not saying she can't get bigger because she can't.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: She can't get this damn bag. She can't be me.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: That's not fitting.
• 28:00
  Speaker 7: What you're not finn to do is something I'm trying
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: to slip her blouse over my head and that's around
• 28:05
  Speaker 7: my neck, looked like a choker.
• 28:07
  Speaker 1: It just it just ain't no way. It just ain't
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: no way.
• 28:12
  Speaker 7: I wish I would put on a pair of her
• 28:14
  Speaker 7: pant it slide them pants up on me, look like
• 28:16
  Speaker 7: I got on a band aid because she some pants
• 28:21
  Speaker 7: up and my wife had on't looking like a little
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: band aid over here.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: Man, I can I can't help you. Well it is
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: when you write to see l O, I don't know.
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: All right, thank you, c l O. We gotta go.
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show. Well, Americans may not take all
• 28:40
  Speaker 10: their vacation days. Everybody on this show can kind agree
• 28:44
  Speaker 10: to that, except for one person, say I'm not talking
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: about you this time.
• 28:50
  Speaker 19: Okay, Oh no, he ain't one take summer.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you ain't doing nothing with your little rock dad.
• 29:00
  Speaker 7: Let me have that a week or whatever, vacation days,
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: sick days.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Whatever he could take off. He does it is he
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: sick on the sick days.
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: Uh huh know.
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: This golf week? Yeah, are to me.
• 29:12
  Speaker 10: No, we're talking about you. Americans may not take all
• 29:16
  Speaker 10: their vacation days, but that does not mean that we
• 29:19
  Speaker 10: don't spend a lot of time thinking about those vacation days.
• 29:23
  Speaker 10: New research revealed that Americans spend about two hundred and
• 29:26
  Speaker 10: eighty four days of their life dreaming about being on vacation.
• 29:31
  Speaker 10: And we spend more than that's a lot of time.
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: Then we spend more than one hundred and thirteen hours
• 29:36
  Speaker 10: every year thinking about being on a beach somewhere. And
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: your vacation picks on social media. People don't like those.
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: They do not stop the base up. Yes, yes, yes,
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: they make people jealous. They bring out there on food.
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: The study found that every day the average person sees
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: vacation pictures on social media. That makes them Okay, that's
• 30:01
  Speaker 10: probably why thirty yeah.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I know, nobody cares.
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: That's probably why thirty six percent of Americans admit they
• 30:11
  Speaker 10: put those vacation picks on social media to show people
• 30:14
  Speaker 10: just how great their lives are. So, Steve, you and
• 30:18
  Speaker 10: your wife Marjorie take wonderful vacation. And we know you
• 30:22
  Speaker 10: guys ball till you fall when you go on vacation.
• 30:25
  Speaker 10: But what we want to know is how do you
• 30:26
  Speaker 10: vacation on a budget? Before you got to where you
• 30:29
  Speaker 10: are now, how did you?
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: I just need to know you know how much we're
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: talking about?
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: If you tell me what the budget is, Okay, there
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: are things I can recommend.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: Let's do two thousand dollars. Okay, two thousand dollars for.
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: A family of four. Four okay, xactly, chuck E cheese.
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well, we ain't going nowhere.
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: What are you someunding like that?
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: Okay, all right here, let me change that. Yeah, we're
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: gonna have to drive somewhere. We have to make the
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: gas budget be the how much okay, let me askow
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: how much it costs fill.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Up for the average tank right now?
• 31:14
  Speaker 7: Okay, so we need we need to stay one gas
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: tank going and one gas tank coming. We're talking about
• 31:22
  Speaker 7: one hundred and twenty dollars out the budget. You know, man,
• 31:25
  Speaker 7: we gotta stay within one tank. So we're talking about
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: it's got to be within three hundred miles. Now, if
• 31:33
  Speaker 7: we're gonna stay overnight, we gotta get an economically feasible accommodation. Okay,
• 31:42
  Speaker 7: these are stuff like comfort In sweets Now, reason you
• 31:46
  Speaker 7: I would recommend comfort In because they had a free breakfast.
• 31:50
  Speaker 7: See that saved money, now you know, and they got
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: free Wi Fi. So you gotta gotta take this consideration.
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: And if you stay at comfanty In, you get points.
• 31:58
  Speaker 7: I'm just working with this. Two So everybody room at
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: fifty dollars a night? Would you say that's fast sixty?
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: So you need just two rooms, one for the kid,
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: you and the wife and one for the kids with
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: a connected dough and lead a damn dough.
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like yeah, so they donna burn that damn hotel down,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: and then you got other issues.
• 32:19
  Speaker 7: So we got two rooms at let's say seventy dollars
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: five dollars a night. That's one hundred and fifty two nights.
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Were looking at three hundred dollars in room.
• 32:28
  Speaker 1: How many nights we're gonna do three nights homes?
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: Well, I'm trying to I'm trying to get it together. First,
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: we got to stay somewhere. We're gonna do three fifty
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: four rooms, and we got one hundred and twenty on gas,
• 32:38
  Speaker 7: about five fifty four fifty something like that. Hey, all
• 32:43
  Speaker 7: right now we got let's just say we got fifteen
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: hundred left.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Okay, oh okay, that's.
• 32:49
  Speaker 10: A nice amount of money.
• 32:50
  Speaker 20: Did we eat damn thing we ain't?
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: We should make some sandwiches.
• 32:56
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, a pack of cooler full of sandwiches because
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: you're driving. But make sandwiches that stick, peanut butter and jelly.
• 33:05
  Speaker 7: Saint gonna been a whole lot of ham now, peanut
• 33:10
  Speaker 7: butter and jelly sandwiches, tomentos, bread and sandwiches.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You about to give damn what you don't want? Just
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: all we got. You want vacation, Eat.
• 33:21
  Speaker 7: Pork skins and water. You gotta get something in you
• 33:28
  Speaker 7: that swim punk skins and water. I'm familiar with all this.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: This what we we got our blood breast.
• 33:37
  Speaker 7: We take bagging and porch skins and drink a bottle
• 33:39
  Speaker 7: of water.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: You ain't gonna know your hun damn not.
• 33:45
  Speaker 7: But at least they quit crying out all right now
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: when it got us a little something to eat.
• 33:54
  Speaker 21: Bread and.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: The kids are stopped up on the way. Yeah, we
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: gotta have some activities.
• 34:04
  Speaker 7: Now we go on to six Flags where the day
• 34:08
  Speaker 7: passed for everybody, or were going to the zoo where
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: you can really entertain kids and keep it on the budget.
• 34:17
  Speaker 7: All were going to a state park, pull up at
• 34:23
  Speaker 7: it where we can barbecue out there and then let
• 34:25
  Speaker 7: the kids run till they drop in open.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Fields and you gotta put your grill.
• 34:32
  Speaker 7: What you only gonna stay there and watch well on
• 34:34
  Speaker 7: the other side away from the car.
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: Then you run your kids.
• 34:38
  Speaker 7: To the car to get stuff that helps zap the
• 34:42
  Speaker 7: energy out of their hands and give them something to do.
• 34:45
  Speaker 7: You can see the car from your barbecue grill, but
• 34:48
  Speaker 7: its way across the field.
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: Sits back and forth across that field.
• 34:52
  Speaker 7: About six trips, and every time you send them say, heir, dog,
• 35:00
  Speaker 7: I know how you.
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: Think you're having fun because you're running in that steel.
• 35:08
  Speaker 7: That third trip back, they asked you walking, I say.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Walking to me responsibility. See we gotta go.
• 35:22
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show, all right, so it's time for
• 35:27
  Speaker 10: would you rather guys? And uh so Junior understand you
• 35:30
  Speaker 10: guys wanted to switch it up and ask Karl and
• 35:32
  Speaker 10: Ien would you rather questions?
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you'll always laughing at us.
• 35:35
  Speaker 14: Let's just see, how.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Y'all because you guys are comedian not forget that. Here
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: go one right now?
• 35:41
  Speaker 20: Uh huh be drop dead gorgeous and clueless. Are kind
• 35:44
  Speaker 20: of cute and brilliant.
• 35:46
  Speaker 10: I'm gonna go brilliant every time.
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Kind of cute works dog all the time. Hold on,
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: hold on, you're gonna you gotta go with this for
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: the girl.
• 36:01
  Speaker 7: We don't want to say it, you know, Okay, Okay,
• 36:04
  Speaker 7: So because they girls, you're gonna throw some soft questions.
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: Wrong, well, I don't you know? Well if all need
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: the questions, Monica gave me anyway.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Now you under the.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: Boat, no discretion. You have the ability to readwrit this thing,
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: don't you. Dad? You're right, I do it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 10: Okay, here just guideline.
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: Here we go.
• 36:31
  Speaker 20: Okay, here we go, Shirley, this is specifically for sure,
• 36:35
  Speaker 20: cook like a chef, or sing like Whitney Houston.
• 36:39
  Speaker 10: Sing like Whitney Houston.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: Cook it like a chef. Not you could be chef boy.
• 36:45
  Speaker 20: I I got news for you you.
• 36:48
  Speaker 7: Neither one of them is possible or likely, and we've
• 36:53
  Speaker 7: had both and they're the exact same. Hit it, Chirley,
• 36:58
  Speaker 7: hit it.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not gonna happen. See what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen.
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: You think that you got to taste that steak in
• 37:16
  Speaker 7: that crock pop.
• 37:20
  Speaker 10: He's almost divorced over that.
• 37:23
  Speaker 20: All right, here you go, carl It. Okay, would you
• 37:26
  Speaker 20: date Idris Elba, Yes? Or marry Bill Gates?
• 37:30
  Speaker 14: Yes?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: I would rather do both of them, though, Yes, I'm
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: doing A and b.
• 37:45
  Speaker 10: Okay one.
• 37:47
  Speaker 6: Yes, Carla Gates up in this.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: This for both of y'all. Here we go. Give up
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: brawls forever.
• 38:00
  Speaker 20: Yeah, give up lashes forever.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna answer that for y'all.
• 38:08
  Speaker 7: Be there's no way you're taking damn lashes off right now.
• 38:17
  Speaker 7: I'm telling you right now.
• 38:19
  Speaker 22: And it would be funny if they gave up.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: You talking about laughing.
• 38:26
  Speaker 10: Nowhere in the world anyway. All right, tomorrow, we're going
• 38:31
  Speaker 10: back to our regularly scheduled programming.
• 38:35
  Speaker 6: I'm giving up that, bro.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: I get some mess.
• 38:37
  Speaker 10: Carr, you're listening morning show. All right, it is time
• 38:44
  Speaker 10: now for comedy. Ruelette Steve Jay, please please quickly set this.
• 38:49
  Speaker 22: Every week our comedy ability is tested and the way
• 38:53
  Speaker 22: we prove how good we are the five subjects on
• 38:56
  Speaker 22: the wheel, spind the wheel wed stop.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: We got it.
• 38:59
  Speaker 10: That's all it is, telling it all right. Here are
• 39:02
  Speaker 10: the five subjects. Number one, fish grease. Number two, she
• 39:10
  Speaker 10: wasn't that big in high school. I don't appreciate that one.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 39:18
  Speaker 10: Number three taste like chicken. Number four. Now that I
• 39:24
  Speaker 10: have a little money, you know who I am? And
• 39:29
  Speaker 10: number five, I don't know how you could eat that.
• 39:33
  Speaker 22: Give me that, all right, let's.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: Go spit the wheelcat Come on, fish greaf.
• 39:48
  Speaker 10: Oh, now that I have a little money, you know
• 39:52
  Speaker 10: who I am.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Let me have that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 22: Let me start going out. Back in the day, my
• 39:57
  Speaker 22: nickname was fish. Get nobody, no fish. You can speak
• 40:02
  Speaker 22: the fish. You're too fine to speak to the fish.
• 40:07
  Speaker 22: But now the fish is on TV?
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: Hey, how you doing this? And I can't remember who
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: you are? What you got?
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: I was out of my league. I would way out
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: of my league. You would drop dead fine to me.
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: I beg for it, wanted it. I used to ask
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: for a day and night. You never gave me the
• 40:30
  Speaker 5: time of day. But now now got a little money,
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: Come on to Steve Harvey MONI Shore.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: You're texting me now, I can't have it if I
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: want it. I don't want it now, I don't want it.
• 40:43
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I hear the time.
• 40:45
  Speaker 1: Come on, you know what Now, I got a little money.
• 40:48
  Speaker 6: You know who know my name now?
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: Being a collector.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: They talking to now.
• 40:54
  Speaker 20: But if I don't even call me bout my real name,
• 40:56
  Speaker 20: that's how I know they know I got money.
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: They excuse me, junior, that ain't my govern name.
• 41:02
  Speaker 7: Everybody weal is right up my head. No, I got
• 41:10
  Speaker 7: a little money. Well you know who I am now? Yeah,
• 41:15
  Speaker 7: this goes out to Ike back in Cleveland and mister
• 41:20
  Speaker 7: Albert's mean.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: What Yeah, I used to call me l k uh
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: lay away ken.
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: Oh no, alb And I I'm by your whole damn stove.
• 41:35
  Speaker 18: So the next time I walk in, I ain't coming
• 41:37
  Speaker 18: in laid way, feel me, I might just bry your
• 41:42
  Speaker 18: damn stocky.
• 41:50
  Speaker 22: Let me put an initial out there with a last name,
• 41:52
  Speaker 22: just the initial and the last name. You know who
• 41:56
  Speaker 22: you are? The last name?
• 41:59
  Speaker 10: What?
• 42:00
  Speaker 16: Ah?
• 42:01
  Speaker 19: It was so fine, Oh my god, you was fine. Yes,
• 42:06
  Speaker 19: did not even speak to me in the hall way.
• 42:10
  Speaker 19: I walked past you like a slave because I ain't
• 42:13
  Speaker 19: wanna look at you.
• 42:14
  Speaker 20: Now.
• 42:14
  Speaker 22: It was that damn fine. But oh, it has changed
• 42:17
  Speaker 22: now because she's got a little money.
• 42:22
  Speaker 20: Yeah, he's got a little money, Gorge.
• 42:29
  Speaker 10: I'll tell you where everybody know my name at.
• 42:31
  Speaker 20: Now I'm a lot more familiar and welcome when I
• 42:33
  Speaker 20: walk in the door. A bank account used to sit
• 42:36
  Speaker 20: on six dollars, make it up with trays. But when
• 42:41
  Speaker 20: I didn't notice though, when I go in the bank,
• 42:43
  Speaker 20: now there's a whole nother room, it's gotten vegetables.
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: Hit it.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Why she's Oh when I go to.
• 42:51
  Speaker 6: Bank, is missus spacey this away?
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: What you standing in line?
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: Her?
• 42:55
  Speaker 1: Come on around this way? Do you have your access card?
• 42:58
  Speaker 6: Never mind?
• 42:58
  Speaker 10: I have mine?
• 43:04
  Speaker 1: Oh you know I used to couldn't go to it.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: I would.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: I didn't get invited to the big Christmas party because
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: I just you.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: Know what I'm saying.
• 43:11
  Speaker 5: I wasn't big enough. I didn't have a name enough.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: But now that I'm viowling and I'm on the show
• 43:17
  Speaker 5: and I'm the nept you got a little money if
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: I can doing this stand up, I.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Don't want to go to your funky Christmas party.
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: Now I thought my own damn Christmas party and my
• 43:25
  Speaker 5: chat to y'all.
• 43:29
  Speaker 10: All right, all right, we'll be back with nephew, tell
• 43:32
  Speaker 10: me's prank phone call. Right after this. You're listening Hardy
• 43:37
  Speaker 10: Morning Show. Coming up at the top of the hour.
• 43:41
  Speaker 10: Right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter. Four
• 43:44
  Speaker 10: minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today, the subject
• 43:47
  Speaker 10: my ex paid for my grandma's funeral. We'll get into
• 43:51
  Speaker 10: that in just a bit, but right now, it is
• 43:53
  Speaker 10: a nephew here with today's prank phone call. What you
• 43:56
  Speaker 10: got for his nef.
• 43:58
  Speaker 5: Sairly it is PSC. PSC. That is PROS State Checker,
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: pro State Checker. Okay, you going in?
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, I'm going in PSC.
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, let's go get o PSC pros
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: State shuck.
• 44:21
  Speaker 11: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Roger.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: This is Roger.
• 44:26
  Speaker 11: My name is Greg. I'm a PSC. I got you
• 44:28
  Speaker 11: on my schedule. I'm supposed to come by your house
• 44:30
  Speaker 11: tomorrow morning about seven fifteen. I just want to give
• 44:32
  Speaker 11: you a call and give your heads up and let
• 44:34
  Speaker 11: you know we will be there about seven fifteen. From
• 44:37
  Speaker 11: understanding you go to work here. Uh oh, you say,
• 44:40
  Speaker 11: I'm a PSC, sir, I'll be there. I'll be there tomorrow.
• 44:43
  Speaker 11: I got you on my schedule for Monday. Morning, and
• 44:46
  Speaker 11: I'll be there at least about seven fifteen. From my understanding,
• 44:49
  Speaker 11: you go to work at seven point thirty, and uh,
• 44:51
  Speaker 11: my proceed is only gonna take a couple of minutes.
• 44:53
  Speaker 11: But I wanted to give a friendly call and let
• 44:55
  Speaker 11: you know that I will be by there tomorrow morning.
• 44:57
  Speaker 16: What's the PSC? PFC is a PSC?
• 45:01
  Speaker 11: PSC? Sir, PSC? I will be there tomorrow. I've been
• 45:03
  Speaker 11: in business probably for the last I guess about thirteen
• 45:07
  Speaker 11: fourteen years now.
• 45:08
  Speaker 16: What is PSC especialist?
• 45:09
  Speaker 3: What you do?
• 45:10
  Speaker 11: Oh you're not I'm sorry you're not familiar.
• 45:12
  Speaker 16: How you got me on the schedule? I ain't trying
• 45:14
  Speaker 16: us nothing.
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: Oh I got you on my list here. I don't
• 45:17
  Speaker 11: know who puts you on here, but you've it's been
• 45:19
  Speaker 11: paid for in everything for me to come by and
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: do my job. And like I said, only take me
• 45:24
  Speaker 11: a couple of minutes and I'll have you on your way.
• 45:26
  Speaker 16: How do you get my number? Say again, how did
• 45:29
  Speaker 16: you get my phone number?
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: Sir?
• 45:30
  Speaker 11: Everything I have I got, I got twenty stops tomorrow
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: and I got you schedule as my as my first
• 45:37
  Speaker 11: stop tomorrow morning. I don't know I got your phone number.
• 45:39
  Speaker 11: I do have your address. Are you at drive?
• 45:44
  Speaker 16: Yeah, that's my ad just but I'm not schedule for
• 45:46
  Speaker 16: nobody to come to my house in the morning. I
• 45:48
  Speaker 16: gotta go to work in the morning. I'm not gonna
• 45:50
  Speaker 16: be you right right.
• 45:51
  Speaker 11: My understanding, Well you from understanding, you pull out about
• 45:53
  Speaker 11: seven thirty and I'm gonna get there seven to fifteen.
• 45:55
  Speaker 11: Like I said, you know, the procedure only takes about
• 45:58
  Speaker 11: two three minutes.
• 45:59
  Speaker 16: And I worry about everybody, my information, you know, when
• 46:02
  Speaker 16: I leave home and everything.
• 46:03
  Speaker 11: Who is this, like I said, my name is Greg,
• 46:05
  Speaker 11: I'm a PSC, and I'll be there.
• 46:07
  Speaker 14: Okay, you said that.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: I ready, you'll.
• 46:09
  Speaker 11: See me tomorrow. I'm sorry. I just wanted to give
• 46:11
  Speaker 11: your friend the call here on Sunday. I'll let you
• 46:12
  Speaker 11: know that i'll be there. I'll be there about seven
• 46:15
  Speaker 11: fifteen and we'll get you taken care of and then
• 46:16
  Speaker 11: i'll let you get on and what it worked.
• 46:18
  Speaker 16: You still ain't telling me what I was supposed to
• 46:19
  Speaker 16: what you're supposed to be doing, sir.
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: A PSC is PSC. I'm a pro state checker and
• 46:24
  Speaker 11: what I'll be doing is coming in and checking your
• 46:26
  Speaker 11: pro state tomorrow.
• 46:27
  Speaker 16: Oh well, now you ain't coming here checking my price state.
• 46:30
  Speaker 16: I give my pro state checked by my doctor. Who
• 46:32
  Speaker 16: is you talking about coming to check my pri state
• 46:34
  Speaker 16: now at my house?
• 46:34
  Speaker 15: You ain't coming to check my And you know what,
• 46:37
  Speaker 15: I get this all the time.
• 46:38
  Speaker 11: I get a lot of people that are in denial,
• 46:40
  Speaker 11: a lot of men that claim that they say.
• 46:43
  Speaker 16: State is signed. I heard my price state check just
• 46:46
  Speaker 16: at the beginning of this year. Man, you don't need
• 46:47
  Speaker 16: to come to my eye checking my price state, sir.
• 46:50
  Speaker 11: A lot of people, a lot of men are in
• 46:51
  Speaker 11: denial saying that they got it checked and they got it,
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: and a lot of times we find out they haven't.
• 46:55
  Speaker 11: And there has to be a reason. If I got
• 46:57
  Speaker 11: you on my list and it's paid, somebody is paid
• 47:00
  Speaker 11: one hundred and twenty five dollars for me to come
• 47:02
  Speaker 11: out there and check.
• 47:03
  Speaker 16: It, well, you should be happy you paid us on
• 47:05
  Speaker 16: on a five dollars.
• 47:05
  Speaker 13: This is a lesson job.
• 47:06
  Speaker 16: You have to do that because you're not come and
• 47:08
  Speaker 16: check my five.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: State, sir.
• 47:09
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna check it now. I'm gonna be by there
• 47:10
  Speaker 11: tomorrow and I'm seven b pen. I'm putting my rubber
• 47:13
  Speaker 11: glove on with a little bit of jail on it,
• 47:15
  Speaker 11: and I am gonna check your prop state, and then
• 47:16
  Speaker 11: I'll let you get on the work.
• 47:18
  Speaker 16: Well, I tell you what, that rubble glove ain't going
• 47:20
  Speaker 16: nowhere near me, home boy. I'll tell you what you
• 47:22
  Speaker 16: may on over my eyes if you want to. It's
• 47:24
  Speaker 16: ain't gonna be pretty, and it ain't gonna be nice
• 47:26
  Speaker 16: with you and your rubber glove. Sir might have had
• 47:29
  Speaker 16: to stick a rebel glove up jem when I'm done
• 47:31
  Speaker 16: with you, and I'll be comfortab by my high talking
• 47:32
  Speaker 16: about taking my price.
• 47:33
  Speaker 11: State, Sir, Sir, do you realize that this is the
• 47:36
  Speaker 11: leading calls to black men?
• 47:37
  Speaker 16: Do you realize that I understand that, all right, they
• 47:40
  Speaker 16: ain't black men?
• 47:43
  Speaker 11: Three out of five black men are lost every year,
• 47:47
  Speaker 11: So you ought to be very grateful that someone is
• 47:49
  Speaker 11: sending me by there to check it and make sure
• 47:51
  Speaker 11: you're okay.
• 47:52
  Speaker 16: I'm grateful that I can pay for a doctor that
• 47:54
  Speaker 16: I go to every at once a year. Man, you're
• 47:56
  Speaker 16: gonna have to come to my hoigh time by sticking
• 47:58
  Speaker 16: no rubber glove up me. Man, it's phone with.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: You, sir.
• 48:00
  Speaker 11: So I'm not gonna sit here and go back and
• 48:02
  Speaker 11: forth with you. My job is to give you a
• 48:04
  Speaker 11: friendly call and let you know that I'm coming all
• 48:06
  Speaker 11: right now tomorrow morning.
• 48:08
  Speaker 16: Listen.
• 48:08
  Speaker 11: I don't want to hear any more of it. Tomorrow morning.
• 48:10
  Speaker 11: I'm there at seven fifteen, and you're gonna get your
• 48:13
  Speaker 11: prostate check.
• 48:14
  Speaker 14: Whether you like it or not, well you may it.
• 48:16
  Speaker 15: Don't buy here dead, I show you here. You bay
• 48:18
  Speaker 15: your bad thank you bad enough to come over here.
• 48:20
  Speaker 16: Check my prity you baying it.
• 48:22
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna make it so you just be ready at
• 48:24
  Speaker 11: seven fifteen that you're gonna get your prostate check.
• 48:27
  Speaker 15: I'll be here. I won't let you go on the
• 48:28
  Speaker 15: work case comes. You come on over here if you want.
• 48:31
  Speaker 16: You you know my address and all my what time I
• 48:33
  Speaker 16: go to work and everything. You you bag your back,
• 48:35
  Speaker 16: don't over here if you want to.
• 48:37
  Speaker 11: I don't care if I gotta come over there, sir
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: and hold you down and check your prostate. I'm coming
• 48:42
  Speaker 11: to check your prostate at seven fifteen tomorrow morning.
• 48:45
  Speaker 16: I'll tell you what you bring your math John over there.
• 48:48
  Speaker 16: You you think you number who I am? What I
• 48:50
  Speaker 16: need over here?
• 48:50
  Speaker 15: You come on over here and you do what you gotta.
• 48:52
  Speaker 15: Don't you wing over there tomorrow more? Wherever Bill wrong,
• 48:55
  Speaker 15: you're gonna be checking something mess besides me.
• 48:56
  Speaker 16: You're gonna be checking on you by it. Don't know
• 49:00
  Speaker 16: if you want to is here if I don't get
• 49:01
  Speaker 16: you up out of here and be coming to.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: My house to that.
• 49:04
  Speaker 16: But you you tell somebody talking about I needed proce
• 49:07
  Speaker 16: state check or something, somebody on the phone talking about
• 49:10
  Speaker 16: I need a prostate or something.
• 49:12
  Speaker 17: You bring your I'll tell you what.
• 49:14
  Speaker 16: I'll be here when you get here.
• 49:15
  Speaker 17: You bring your I will be tomorrow right see it
• 49:19
  Speaker 17: in the mall.
• 49:20
  Speaker 16: Tell you what is going wrong. You may't watch it
• 49:23
  Speaker 16: if you might be wheeled away from this.
• 49:25
  Speaker 17: You bring if you want to, I'm gonna have my
• 49:28
  Speaker 17: glove on the marrow, and I'm gonna be checking your prostates.
• 49:31
  Speaker 17: I'll tell you what you brain't in the.
• 49:32
  Speaker 16: Mall and where you want to talk about checking the
• 49:34
  Speaker 16: price state, You're gonna be checking your own pride state.
• 49:36
  Speaker 16: Cause I'm telling you what I got something for you.
• 49:38
  Speaker 16: You come over here, you bring your bad You think
• 49:40
  Speaker 16: you're bad enough to come off here and check if
• 49:42
  Speaker 16: I'm over here, you come.
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: On with it.
• 49:43
  Speaker 11: I got one more with I need to say to
• 49:45
  Speaker 11: you all.
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: You're listening, But what.
• 49:46
  Speaker 16: Day you got to say to me now, you told
• 49:48
  Speaker 16: me it's not it was just you got to tell me.
• 49:50
  Speaker 15: Now, are you listening to me?
• 49:52
  Speaker 16: Just brain down over here, You're gonna be here.
• 49:54
  Speaker 11: I'm gonna be over there. But I got one more
• 49:55
  Speaker 11: thing I want to say.
• 49:56
  Speaker 17: Are you listening what you got to say to me?
• 49:59
  Speaker 16: Man?
• 50:00
  Speaker 11: His nephew Tommy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You
• 50:03
  Speaker 11: just got pranked by your homeboy?
• 50:06
  Speaker 17: Hm, who you say you was? Again?
• 50:12
  Speaker 11: Hey man, this is nephew Timmy from the Steve Harvey
• 50:16
  Speaker 11: Morning Show. Man, your homeboy got me to prank phone call.
• 50:20
  Speaker 21: You, Chris dump Harby tell me by man?
• 50:33
  Speaker 17: All right, Roger boy, y'all about to make me go on?
• 50:36
  Speaker 17: I'm wondering who the hell don't come out or somebody how.
• 50:39
  Speaker 16: To do a Foxtain Chicks on regular basis like that?
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: Man?
• 50:45
  Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, I sold got me man, I'm gonna get
• 50:47
  Speaker 16: him back. Boy, I can't believe you do me like that.
• 50:50
  Speaker 16: I'm gonna go over there and check his prietate. You know,
• 50:52
  Speaker 16: I don't even think you get here checked on the regular.
• 50:54
  Speaker 16: I want to have somebody to come check mine.
• 50:58
  Speaker 11: Hey man, I got one more thing, ain't ask you?
• 51:00
  Speaker 16: Man?
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: What is?
• 51:02
  Speaker 11: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio
• 51:05
  Speaker 11: show in the land.
• 51:06
  Speaker 16: Steve Harvey Morning show Man, Steve Harvey Morning Show.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: All right, come on, oh my god, he's not to
• 51:19
  Speaker 1: feel about that. You didn't You didn't want to get
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: up when you get it.
• 51:24
  Speaker 19: Yeah, he's gonna tinch up when you get that.
• 51:28
  Speaker 10: I'm tense right now. I don't even have one he cringing.
• 51:33
  Speaker 5: It saved lives. Get out there and get yourself checked.
• 51:35
  Speaker 5: I'm just telling you that's what.
• 51:37
  Speaker 1: You don't get. Don't You're doing awareness with the prank?
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: Why not it all? See? See I do stupid, then
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: I turn around and make some sense. I do all that.
• 51:49
  Speaker 22: I don't know what I did was stupid. But he
• 51:51
  Speaker 22: put his finger on the He put his finger on
• 51:54
  Speaker 22: the funny. Go ahead, Tyler, you did that.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: You did it, Carl. I'm getting me a cirtin with
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: that on.
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: It's stupid.
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: Good Now you gotta walk and everything with it.
• 52:08
  Speaker 5: Stupid with a purpose, all right, get ready? It is
• 52:11
  Speaker 5: a Helium Comedy Club, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, July twenty sixth, twenty
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: seventh and twenty eighth. July twenty sixth, twenty seventh and
• 52:19
  Speaker 5: twenty eighth.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: The nephew is coming to town. Laying in the cut
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: which you don't want to miss.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, Buffalo, New York, where I will be flying in.
• 52:28
  Speaker 1: Okay, I will be flying in.
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: Nephew. Time is house party comedy. Damn, Buffalo, New York.
• 52:33
  Speaker 5: Tickets are on sale right now at the Shades Performing
• 52:36
  Speaker 5: Arts Center. It's going down Saturday, August of thirty first.
• 52:40
  Speaker 5: This is the beginning. This is in the middle of
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: Labor Day weekend. The nephew is putting it down that
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: his nephew timey house party comedy.
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: Damn.
• 52:48
  Speaker 5: You do not want to minsit. Tickets on sale right now. Buffalo,
• 52:51
  Speaker 5: been a long time baby. Here I come, here, I come.
• 52:54
  Speaker 10: All right, thinking of you. Coming up next my Struwberry letter.
• 52:58
  Speaker 10: The subject my ex paid from a grandma funeral. We'll
• 53:00
  Speaker 10: get into it right after this. You're listening to Steve
• 53:04
  Speaker 10: Hardy Morning Show. Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And
• 53:08
  Speaker 10: if you need advice on relationships, sex, dating, work, parenting,
• 53:12
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• 53:23
  Speaker 10: and you never know, it could be yours. And we're
• 53:26
  Speaker 10: looking for those follow ups too, if this situation has
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  Speaker 10: been resolved or there's more to the story whatever.
• 53:34
  Speaker 1: We went to jail after all. It is hold on tight.
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: We gotta fight here. It is strawberry letter.
• 53:40
  Speaker 10: All right, Nevi you thank you. Subject my ex paid
• 53:43
  Speaker 10: for my grandma's funeral. Here Stephen Shirley, I am engaged
• 53:47
  Speaker 10: to a man that I work with. We both teach
• 53:49
  Speaker 10: elementary school, and when he transferred to my school, it
• 53:52
  Speaker 10: was love at first sight for me. At the time,
• 53:55
  Speaker 10: I had only been divorced a few months and my
• 53:57
  Speaker 10: ex husband was still pursuing me and trying to work
• 54:00
  Speaker 10: things out. He cheated on me more than a few times,
• 54:05
  Speaker 10: and when we were married, so I divorced him. He
• 54:08
  Speaker 10: didn't contest anything and I got whatever I asked for
• 54:11
  Speaker 10: because he is still in love with me. I have
• 54:14
  Speaker 10: our family home sitting on three acres, and he let
• 54:17
  Speaker 10: me have both our dogs. I lost respect for him
• 54:20
  Speaker 10: every time I heard a rumor of him cheating, and
• 54:23
  Speaker 10: I'm much happier divorced. Now. Fast forward to when I
• 54:26
  Speaker 10: met my fiance and we became inseparable in no time.
• 54:30
  Speaker 10: My ex husband was overbearing and used his money to
• 54:33
  Speaker 10: try to lure me back in. He bought me a
• 54:36
  Speaker 10: range Rover last year for my birthday, and I could
• 54:38
  Speaker 10: not tell my fiance this, so the car is still
• 54:41
  Speaker 10: at my ex's house. When we first got engaged, I
• 54:45
  Speaker 10: was honest with my fiance about my ex's extravagant gifts
• 54:48
  Speaker 10: so he wouldn't find out later and be upset. He
• 54:51
  Speaker 10: told me that I do not set boundaries with my
• 54:53
  Speaker 10: ex because I liked the attention. I told him I
• 54:57
  Speaker 10: would do better then. My grad I died. She and
• 55:01
  Speaker 10: my ex husband were very close, so I knew he'd
• 55:04
  Speaker 10: be at the funeral. My fiance and my fiance and
• 55:07
  Speaker 10: I went to her funeral, and as soon as a
• 55:09
  Speaker 10: service came to an end, my grandfather stood up and
• 55:12
  Speaker 10: thanked my ex husband for paying for everything. My fiance
• 55:16
  Speaker 10: was furious, so we skipped the repast. I tried to
• 55:20
  Speaker 10: control the situation by calling my ex and telling him
• 55:23
  Speaker 10: to stop coming around my family. My fiance told me
• 55:26
  Speaker 10: that we're going to pay my ex husband back for
• 55:29
  Speaker 10: the funeral. Is my fiance crazy? Why does it matter
• 55:32
  Speaker 10: who paid for it. Well, you know what, I kind
• 55:35
  Speaker 10: of think this is a problem that doesn't have to be.
• 55:38
  Speaker 10: I mean, you have two men who are fighting over
• 55:40
  Speaker 10: you and fighting for your attention. Really, but your ex
• 55:44
  Speaker 10: if you're divorced, I mean, he needs to let go.
• 55:47
  Speaker 10: If he was married to you and had you and
• 55:50
  Speaker 10: then he started cheating, you know, that's on him. You
• 55:53
  Speaker 10: clearly have moved on and he should too. It's too
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: late for him now. When he was married to you,
• 55:58
  Speaker 10: Like I said, he blew it. He lost in this situation,
• 56:02
  Speaker 10: he's not dealing with reality. He's in denial. I think
• 56:04
  Speaker 10: right now he created this problem. I do think your
• 56:08
  Speaker 10: fiance was out of line making you miss your grandmother's repast.
• 56:12
  Speaker 10: He was in his feelings looking at this situation to me,
• 56:16
  Speaker 10: all the way wrong. I'm with you on this one.
• 56:18
  Speaker 10: What difference does it make who pays for the funeral?
• 56:21
  Speaker 10: You can't control what your ex does. And you said
• 56:24
  Speaker 10: that he and your grandmother were very close and apparently
• 56:27
  Speaker 10: your grandfather appreciated it. I think it's stupid to spend
• 56:31
  Speaker 10: money to pay your ex back. That's just stupid to me.
• 56:34
  Speaker 10: Your fiance shouldn't be trying to prove anything not to you,
• 56:37
  Speaker 10: not to him. He's saying he's going to pay your
• 56:40
  Speaker 10: ex back. I think that's just his ego getting in
• 56:43
  Speaker 10: a way. Funerals are not cheap, okay, so you know
• 56:47
  Speaker 10: you could spend that money on something else. He doesn't
• 56:50
  Speaker 10: have to flex your new fiance. He's already got the
• 56:53
  Speaker 10: prize and the prizes you as far as the cargoes.
• 56:56
  Speaker 10: Just let us stay where it is and your ex's garage,
• 56:59
  Speaker 10: and I say, go, want to live your life with
• 57:01
  Speaker 10: your fiance and don't let your ex get in the
• 57:04
  Speaker 10: way of your happiness.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Steve, surely, Yes, it's a man problem right here.
• 57:10
  Speaker 10: Go I know, I know, don't worry about it.
• 57:13
  Speaker 1: It's a lot of man law in here.
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: There's a lot of codes in here, a lot of
• 57:19
  Speaker 7: egos in here, a lot of flexing in here.
• 57:23
  Speaker 1: There's some power struggle in here, and.
• 57:27
  Speaker 7: It's some ud trying to stand up and do some pushback.
• 57:33
  Speaker 7: It's all of this. But all this is man problem
• 57:35
  Speaker 7: because the woman in this letter is one hundred percent
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: correct and perfect. I see no flaw in this woman
• 57:41
  Speaker 7: right here. I really don't.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I'm engaged to a man that I work with.
• 57:44
  Speaker 7: We both teach elementary school, and when he transferred to
• 57:47
  Speaker 7: my school and was loved at first sight for me.
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: At the time, I had only been divorced a few months.
• 57:52
  Speaker 7: What happens is when people get divorced, they don't know
• 57:55
  Speaker 7: where love gonna come along.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: So anybody walk through the door, it looked like Lord
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: right away. This happens. He cheated on me.
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: Excuse me, you only been divorced a few months and
• 58:07
  Speaker 7: the ex husband was still pursuing me. This is important
• 58:10
  Speaker 7: information trying to work things out. He cheated on me
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: more than a few times when we were married, so
• 58:17
  Speaker 7: I divorced him. He didn't contest anything, and I got
• 58:21
  Speaker 7: whatever I asked for because he's still in love with me.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: This is a love story gone bad, y'all. This is
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: a man.
• 58:31
  Speaker 7: Who has lost the best thing ever happened to him,
• 58:35
  Speaker 7: and he wanted back.
• 58:37
  Speaker 1: I ain't mad at him.
• 58:39
  Speaker 7: Now we have a problem because he gave you your
• 58:42
  Speaker 7: family home sitting on three acres, and he let me
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: have both our dogs. I lost respect for him every
• 58:49
  Speaker 7: time I heard the room of him cheating, and I'm
• 58:52
  Speaker 7: much happier divorced. Well, you sound like it, and you
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: need to keep that in mind. Fast forward through when
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: I met my fiance, say, we became in separate bowl
• 59:02
  Speaker 7: in no time.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 59:03
  Speaker 7: My ex husband was overbearing and used his money to
• 59:06
  Speaker 7: try to lure me back.
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: In that that's what's fault. Uh Uh, that's what that's
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: what Men become powerful to use the power. What good power?
• 59:17
  Speaker 1: If you don't wield it, you gotta wield it.
• 59:22
  Speaker 7: She brought me a Range Rover last year for my birthday,
• 59:25
  Speaker 7: and I could not tell my fiance this, So the
• 59:28
  Speaker 7: car is still at my ex his house. You a
• 59:30
  Speaker 7: good woman. You are a good woman. I told you,
• 59:34
  Speaker 7: I can't find no fault in this lady. Right here,
• 59:36
  Speaker 7: you left that range row He ain't many women gonna
• 59:39
  Speaker 7: leave that Range Rover in that driveway, got that right,
• 59:41
  Speaker 7: But you did it to keep the peace, and I
• 59:45
  Speaker 7: admire you.
• 59:46
  Speaker 10: All right, we'll have part two of your response coming
• 59:48
  Speaker 10: up at twenty three minutes after the our subject of
• 59:51
  Speaker 10: today's Strawberry letter my ex paid for my grandma's funeral.
• 59:54
  Speaker 10: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening
• 59:58
  Speaker 10: hard Morning Show, all right, Come on, Steve, let's recap
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 10: today's Strawberry letter. The subject my ex paid for my
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 10: grandma's funeral.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: We ain't got to that part yet. But we're dealing
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: with some man stuff here.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 7: This is man, law man, cold man, flexing, power, struggles,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 7: all this here, self esteem, This is all this in
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 7: this letter. Now, Shirley couldn't tell you that because she
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 7: don't know all these man ruders. And what Shirley said
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 7: was fine. But Shirley, like this woman in this letter.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 7: I can't find no flaw with this woman in this
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 7: left because this woman is absolutely doing the right thing.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 7: She's been divorced, husband cheated on him, he ruined it.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 7: She's happy of being divorced without him. She met a
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 7: new man at a job. They both elementary school teachers.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 7: This is gonna go come into play.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 20: Uh.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 7: He's told the ex about he's told the fiance about
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 7: the x and extravagant gifts. During the divorce, the man
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: gave her everything, the house on three acres, both the dogs,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 7: everything because he still.
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: Loved the woman and he messed up. He trying to
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: get her back.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: She says her ex husband was overbearing and he used
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 7: his money to try to lure me back in, as
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 7: he should, because that's what it is for me. What
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 7: is power unless you wielded? I ain't mad at the husband.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: The ex husband, so he bought your arrange over last
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: year from a birthday and you couldn't tell your fiance this.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 7: So the car is still at my ex's house. You're
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 7: a smart lady. You're a smart lady. When we first
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 7: got engaged at here is a part. I was honest
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 7: with my fiancee, who is the school teacher, about my
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: ex husband's extravagant gifts, so he wouldn't find out later
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: and be upset. He told me that I do not
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 7: sound set boundaries with my ex because I like the attention.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 7: I told him I do better. Well, it's you know,
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 7: it's amazing people say that you should set boundaries with
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: another person. You really can't make another person do nothing.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 7: If you could make him do right, he wouldn't. You
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 7: wouldn't have let it. He wouldn't have been cheating on
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 7: you in the first place. You can't make people do stuff.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 7: And it's a little bit unfair of mister school teacher
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: sir that you talking about You don't set no boundaries.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 7: She got boundaries, she don't take the gifts, but she
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 7: can't stop everything because.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: He flexing on you. Dog.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: You know what this is now, then my grandma died.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 7: She and my ex husband were very close, so I
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 7: knew he'd be at the funeral. My fiance, FIANCEA and
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: I went to her funeral, and as soon as the
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 7: service came to an end, my grandfather stood up and
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: thanked my ex husband for paying for everything.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's honorable.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 7: He thanked another man for stepping up burying his wife,
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 7: because that's what me and doke I think. It was
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: really admirable of your ex husband. But he's always showing
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 7: that he's there. But he paid for that funeral, so
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 7: you could see he paid for the funeral because he
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: tried to get you back, so he does.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Now you don't want the range roller.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna pay for your dear grandmother's shooting everything. The
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: grandfather he don't know what's going on behind the story
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: with y'all, so he stands up and he thinks the
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 7: man at the funeral because he going wild.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: This boy didn't have to do this.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Now.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 7: He ain't even gave my granddaughter no more, and that's true.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 7: My fiance was furious, so we skipped the repass. He
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 7: probably won't go over there because that repass. I promise
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 7: that repast was nice because he paid for the funeral.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: Oh they got steak and locked over there. They got
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 7: a chef at the repass. Oh it's finna be balled, love,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 7: He finish set the repass out. The repass gonna look
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 7: like a damn wagon reception. And your boyfriend knew we
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 7: cannot go to this repass because he done clowned over
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 7: there too. I be damn who got this big ass
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 7: cake up in here at this repay? Who in the
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 7: hell got a chocolate fountain at the repay? Her ex
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 7: hus her ex husband flex it. Now we got an
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: ego problem because he then told you you don't say boundary.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 7: He thene told you he ain't going to the repass.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 7: Then you, being a decent lady, you try to control
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 7: the situation by calling your ex and telling him to
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 7: stop coming around your family. You've done everything you can,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 7: but you ain't gonna stop this grown man because he
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 7: trying to get you back. My fiance told me that
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 7: we are going to pay my ex husband back for
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 7: the funeral?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: Is my fiance crazy? What doesn't matter who paid for it?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 7: It really shouldn't matter who paid for it, But see
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: he got your ex making him look bad as all
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 7: he thinking because he a school teacher.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 1: He couldn't come up with the money for the funeral.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 7: Because school teachers are the most underserved, underpaid people in
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 7: our community.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: And a great man is he, I bet you he is.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 1: But that school teacher.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 7: Saturday got some things going on that's limiting him to flex.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 7: It ain't no range rovers, range rover and a funeral
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: now unless we're gonna put grandma in the back of
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 7: the range rover. We got some double some of this up.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: You know what, You stop the school teacher. Now, we
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: don't have to put grandmama in the range that's gonna
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: be where the funeral at. In the back of the
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: range rover.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 7: That's gonna be have to doublop as a casket and
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 7: we're gonna have to drive off into just into the ocean,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 7: and just your mama have an ass c burrier.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 10: Okay, that's really what you wanted to say.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what I wanted to say.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: Really, because there's nothing this school teacher can do with
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 7: this man's money.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: He gonna have to grow up and get past it.
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 1: And no, he pay the forward to pay this back.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 7: If you pay this back, y'all, ain't gonna be able
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 7: to get that house or nothing else y'all want.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 10: All right, thank you, Steve. Post your comments on today's
• 1:06:13
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• 1:06:16
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• 1:06:19
  Speaker 10: listening hard morning show.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 13: All right.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 10: As you know, this week starts the big fourth of
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 10: July holiday celebration, and uh we today's good.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: We couldn't go.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 10: Without having a July fourth poem for our resident. Couldn't
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 10: go with.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: No, we could not can't do it. There's no way
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 1: you can do it.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 20: And you're gonna love the tyler, love it because it
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 20: has to do with the fourth and a lot of
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 20: people that y'all don't know that's coming by your house,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 20: and it's called can I get a plate?
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: A lot of bags that gonna be happening on the fourth?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Can I get a plate?
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 10: He wait, wait, wait, wait here, Steve, did you want
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 10: to say something you want to introduce Junior? Did you
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 10: want to because it's been a minute him a beautiful poem.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: Oh ladies and gentlemen, without further aduke, here is a
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: man that you've known and loved that could all change
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 7: ladies and gentlemen, coming to you in his usual way.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: We are lovingly calling him jay Rap.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: Ladies.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 7: J Rap is an acronym juniors raggedy ass.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 20: Poem thank you surgery rap, got it? Chaid I get
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 20: a plate is the title of this poem because the
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 20: fourth and here it is.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 10: Here it Uncle Steve?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 20: Can I come over and fix me a plate? I
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 20: wrote a poem to ask so you won't say no.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 20: And I didn't just want to pop up at your
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 20: doe because you.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: Got secured and everything.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 20: I can bring my own container and aluminum fall. I
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 20: can't stay too long because I don't want my potato
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 20: selling to spoil. Look, I would like to have some steak,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 20: ribs and chicken. You know you real rich, so I
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 20: know all your food gonna be finger licking. Can't ask
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 20: time he a caller because they live too far away,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 20: and you already know Shirley ain't making a damn thing
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 20: that day. So I'm asking for a plate from my boss,
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 20: mentor and friend, Uncle Steve. Can I please come get
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 20: some barbecue?
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  Speaker 1: D n?
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  Speaker 16: Yeah?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 1: Now now wow, Okay.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: I cover that right?
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 10: Can I get a player?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 20: So by myself, I just want to point out, I
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 20: cover everybody because Calling and Tommy, y'all do live too far.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: I can't get nothing, so I gotta go where I
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: know everybody. I know everybody gonna be on Steve High.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: So Steve just asked a question in front of the
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: nation jewelry and and plate. Come, oh, here's the bottle here.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 7: Your response is in a poem. This by fa is
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 7: your best point. That's for show. But the answer to
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 7: your question is still hell No, we got to go.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 10: You're listening morning show?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 10: So Steve, if your nephew came up with a fun
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 10: new segment for you, come on, tell me what you got.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: I got a new segment called fill in the blank, Steve.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: Fill in the blank, Steve, So I know what I'm
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: saying the blank? Yeah, I start the sentence off and
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: then I stopped unking.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: You feel it? You feel in the blank? All right?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm ready. I spend way too much money
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: on my wife. You're gonna say that. I knew you
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: were gonna say that. How you really feel? Alright? Alright
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: on here go. The sex was going great until I
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: caught a cramp.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 17: In your leg.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: All right, here he broke my heart. So I broke
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: her window.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 7: Yes, all right, let me see. Uh the best song
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 7: to play at a wedding end taps, Yeah, that's your
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  Speaker 7: last day of freedom home the beginning great thing where
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  Speaker 7: y'all ass ain't no what taps?
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  Speaker 3: I know?
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  Speaker 1: Here go another nothing. Just because we work together don't
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: mean we're supposed to eat lunch at the same time.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: What what? What does that mean?
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 7: Just because we work together don't mean we gonna take
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: lunch at the same time.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to eat with you. I just work
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  Speaker 1: with you.
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  Speaker 10: We're not friends.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I don't like my coworkers like that. We're gonna go
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: eat every day? No hemn we used to.
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  Speaker 10: He doesn't mean us.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, don't take Jesus just Joe personal life.
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  Speaker 3: Lunch, but.
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  Speaker 5: A right, last one, last one. I wish I could
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  Speaker 5: slap the hellloudder Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 6: Good answer, good answer, Just reach back, Come.
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  Speaker 1: On, tell me I know you got a couple more.
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  Speaker 10: A couple more minutes, Yes do.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could slap the hell out again.
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  Speaker 5: I wish I could slap the hell out of a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: Kelly Yeah, several times. I wish I could slap the helloudder.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 5: If I could go back in time in my life.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 5: I would go back to the day I first got money.
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  Speaker 10: What was so special about that day I finally got
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 10: some after all your hard work and being homeless and
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  Speaker 10: all of that.
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  Speaker 1: Other than that, I ain't going back to none of that.
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  Speaker 3: I would.
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  Speaker 1: See a lot of shoes. I was in Sharpstown Mall
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  Speaker 1: in huge.
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  Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I bought four pair of gators at one time.
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  Speaker 10: How much did that set your back?
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  Speaker 7: Steve?
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  Speaker 20: Who?
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  Speaker 7: They's about seven hundred and fifty a p one pair
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  Speaker 7: was eight seventy Uh huh, I was stretched out. I
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  Speaker 7: had about three downs dollars worth of shoes right there.
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  Speaker 1: That's what That's what you know? You had money? Who?
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  Speaker 1: Three thousand dollars worth of shoes? Barton, you couldn't talk
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  Speaker 1: to me? And five turner next, don't don't don't go
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  Speaker 1: to Sharpstown now?
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  Speaker 6: But he closed.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason why?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: All right, well, thank you guys, thank you for that
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 10: new segment. Tommy, you're listen hard Morning Show. The time
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  Speaker 10: you decide to lie down for the night and go
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  Speaker 10: to sleep may determine how at risk you are to
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  Speaker 10: develop heart disease. Researcher studying the sleep habits of eighty
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  Speaker 10: eight thousand adults over six years found a correlation between
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  Speaker 10: bedtime and heart disease. The data is showing that those
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  Speaker 10: who went to sleep after eleven pm had a twenty
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  Speaker 10: five percent higher risk of cardio cardiovascular disease, and those
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  Speaker 10: who dozed off before ten pm were at a twenty
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  Speaker 10: four percent higher risk. That led researchers to conclude that
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  Speaker 10: the ideal bedtime is between ten and eleven pm. The
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  Speaker 10: study also found that the risk is higher for women
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  Speaker 10: after eleven pm and higher for men before ten pm. Ooh, yeah,
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  Speaker 10: it was time to be into bed. We have to
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  Speaker 10: get up early.
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  Speaker 1: Stupides. You don't go man, no heart attack? Yeah we
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  Speaker 1: got we got a show started tenth thirty. I'm just
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 1: trying to figure out what they're talking about. Yeah, yeah, indeed,
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  Speaker 1: that is.
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  Speaker 10: People have different jobs and stuff.
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 1: Careers, and we sound like they got different goals.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 10: You out here trying to get it high, Steve Man,
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  Speaker 10: I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What young Quit talking to me about sleep. Next question.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 10: All right, we'll have more of the Steve Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: We'll play a round of would you rather? At thirty
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  Speaker 10: three minutes after Right after this, you're listening Hardy Morning Show.
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  Speaker 10: All right, so it's time for would you rather? Guys?
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 10: And uh so Junior understand you guys wanted to switch
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 10: it up and ask Karl and I some would you
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  Speaker 10: rather questions?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you'll always laugh at us.
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  Speaker 10: Let's just see how y'all because you guys are comedian
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  Speaker 10: not forget that.
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  Speaker 1: He go on right now?
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  Speaker 20: Yeah, uh be drop dead gorgeous and clueless. Are kind
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 20: of cute and brilliant.
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  Speaker 10: Brilliant every time, kind.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Of cute, kind of cute works do all the time?
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  Speaker 1: You get hold on, hold on, you're gonna do. You're
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: gonna go with ugly. Oh this for the girl. We
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  Speaker 1: don't want to say, you know.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, okay, So because they girls, you're gonna throw some
• 1:16:24
  Speaker 7: soft questions.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't you know?
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  Speaker 20: All these are questions MARKAKA gave me anyway.
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  Speaker 1: Now you under the bottle, no.
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  Speaker 10: Discretion.
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  Speaker 1: No, you have the ability to read this thing. Oh
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: gon't you dad, But you're right, I do it.
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  Speaker 10: Okay, here just guideline.
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  Speaker 20: Here we go, Okay, here we go, Shirley, this is
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  Speaker 20: specifically for sure, cook like a chef, or sing like
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  Speaker 20: Whitney Houston.
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  Speaker 10: Sing like Whitney Houston because looking like a chef, it
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  Speaker 10: could be chef boy.
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  Speaker 1: I I got news for you you.
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  Speaker 7: Neither one of them is possible or likely. And we've
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 7: had both and they're the exact same. Hit It, Charlie
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  Speaker 7: hit It.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not gonna happen. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen. You think you've got to taste
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: that steak in that crock pop.
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 10: He's almost divorced over that.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 1: All right here? You gonna call him?
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  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 1: Would you date DRIs Elbow, yes? Or Mary Bill Gates Yes?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: I would rather do both of those. I'm doing a
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: m B.
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  Speaker 6: All Okay, yeah, Carla Gates up.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 1: Just for both of y'all. Here we go. Give up
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: Bras forever. Yeah, give up lashes forever.
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  Speaker 7: I'm gonna answer that for y'all. Bet there's no way
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 7: they can give a Bro't you're taking damn lashes off
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: right now. I'm telling you right now, only you.
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: And it would be funny if they gave up bro.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 1: You just laughing.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 10: In the world anyway. All right, tomorrow we're going back
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  Speaker 10: to our regularly schedule programming.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: I'm giving up that, bro. I get something that scared.
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  Speaker 10: All right, coming up next, we'll close out the show
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  Speaker 10: and get some closing remarks at forty nine minutes after
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  Speaker 10: from one and only Steve Harvey. Right after this, you're
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  Speaker 10: listening Harvey Morning Show. All right, guys, here we are
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  Speaker 10: our last break of the day on this Monday. It's
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 10: been a good day, so his deal.
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  Speaker 1: Guys.
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  Speaker 7: My closing remarks are in light of encouragement. You know,
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  Speaker 7: I just I can't tell you all how important it
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 7: is to never give up. I can't tell you how
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 7: important it is to put forth Max's effort, the importance
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  Speaker 7: of starting, for not being.
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  Speaker 1: Procrastinator.
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  Speaker 7: It's just so important that you give it you'all all
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  Speaker 7: every day you wake up. That's what I'm trying to
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: get people to understand. To give it your all every
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 7: day you wake up. Waking up is a gift. You
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  Speaker 7: can do something with that gift. You can take every
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 7: day to move closer to a gold ambition or a dream.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 7: You can take every day to better yourself. You can
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 7: use the time and each day to better your situation
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 7: instead of taking a negative approach or I don't know
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 7: what's gonna happen. I want you got to do something.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 7: You know people talk about a lot of losses.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: I've had in my life and career. You know people,
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: you know, trolls is out there. Oh, I can't.
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 7: Oh, he got discounsel. All this happened to him. I
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 7: can't believe he gave that crown to the wrong one.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 1: He said this.
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  Speaker 7: I can't believe he went up there and saw so
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 7: and so he do this, he do that. I've heard
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 7: that my entire career, and I have learned. The older
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 7: I get, I've learned some things.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what I've learned, y'all. I would rather
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: fight and lose than to just give up. I would
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 1: rather try and fail at something than to quit. I
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: would rather lose and not win than to never have
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 1: played the game. And I don't. And for all the
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 1: haters out there, I don't care. You're not even in
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 1: the arena.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 7: You're not even actually involved. You're a bystander. And you
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 7: know what that simply breaks down to your standing by
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 7: and ain't neither one of them productive? You standing, you
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 7: ain't moving? You buy that mean you're on the sideline.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 7: I would rather fight and lose than to quit. I
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 7: would rather try and fail than to give up. I
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 7: would rather lose and not win than to never have
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  Speaker 7: played the game. Do you understand something, Man, You wake
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 7: it up every day putting forth a maximum effort. That
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 7: is a benefit to be in your maximum effort zone.
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  Speaker 7: Do you know when you wake up and you put
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 7: forth a maximum effort that it produces growth. When you
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 7: put forth a maxim effort, it produces experience, And when
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 7: you put forth a maxis effort, it produces results. Yeah,
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 7: but you fail though, Oh that's true. But guess what
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 7: happened while I was failing. I was growing, I was
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 7: gaining the experience. I was seeing some results. So now
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 7: when I go and I fight again, I'll get closer
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  Speaker 7: to the win. If I try again, I'll get closer
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  Speaker 7: to the success.
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  Speaker 1: I'm always trying to win, even when it looked like
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 1: I'm losing. Losing is a part of it.
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  Speaker 7: Man made one person that's successful that has not lost.
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  Speaker 7: You know how many people won championships that came off
• 1:23:20
  Speaker 7: the heels of a severe injury.
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 1: Do you know people who win comeback player of the Year.
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  Speaker 16: Oh?
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  Speaker 7: The only way you can win and come back player
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 7: of the years and you make a comeback. People, I
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 7: can't believe they gave him comeback Player of the year.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 7: You haven't played or came back. He did both. That's
• 1:23:37
  Speaker 7: how he got Comeback Player of the Year. Here he goes,
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 7: you're gonna try something else. I guess we'll see how
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 7: long that would last. Your dog going right, I'm gonna
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 7: try something else because if you don't try nothing else,
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 7: you can't get no benefit from it.
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: You can't get nothing unless you put forth the effort.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: You can't get results, you can't get growth, you can't gain.
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  Speaker 7: No experience, and that is no chance of you winning.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna take a chance to see if I can win.
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  Speaker 7: I promise you that.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Make them watch you see listen to me, y'all.
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  Speaker 7: You know the reason they talking about y'all is because
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 7: you keep doing something. If you don't want nobody to
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 7: talk about you, go sit down somewhere and be nothing.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 7: You're nothing to write about. The no hater's got nothing
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 7: to talk about. The headlines ain't got nothing to talk about.
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 7: The blogs ain't got nothing to talk about. The news
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 7: channels ain't got nothing to talk about. Go over there
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 7: and sit down and be nothing. But man, I make
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 7: them watch me. I make them have to see what
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 7: God can do for me. I'm a living witness that
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 7: God can do anything. I'm a living witness that when
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 7: one door closes, all you got to do is walk
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 7: up the hall. But you can't walk up the hall
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 7: unless you make the effort to go up the hall.
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 7: A lot of people ain't even in the hall. They
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 7: gonna sat down and look down.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: There, talking about this dog down there, which one of
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: them dogs is mine?
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 7: Why don't you go down there at see they always
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 7: going through doors getting something you ain't even in the hall.
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: Start walking up the hall.
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  Speaker 7: Man put forth in there for y'all, and don't be
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 7: discouraged when you don't win, because I'd rather fight and
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 7: lose than to give up. I'd rather fail and tried
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 7: and to quit. And I'd rather lose and not win.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 7: That have never played the game.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: That I'll give you something right a locket over my
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 1: clothing remark enjoy yourself to say, Gods, no, you got wan.
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 1: We'll see y'all the mall.
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