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S2E20 - Dance Party Kick Off · No Latency

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Last time on no latency, well, slap you with a stick, if you
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need see that's funny. Is it that that that one got me,
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that was a pretty good. Could try to, like, sneak our
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way on Earth, schmooze our way, you know, DJ Qualls work, the
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celebrity gotta do to get a drink around here.
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You have to listen to the customer, you know what?
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I will buy the oxygen mask and just put it in my bag.
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Now, just before we get started, I just gotta say that I am not
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interested in any sort of time. I'm share or owning my vacation.
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Nothing like that just in case just a free connection.
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Didn't you hear the man? This is gonna change that City.
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I mean, honestly, can I cash shake your hand?
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We could try and sneak on the spaceship and maybe we can find
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a good way to get in. It seems pretty secure.
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Hiding a box or something. We weren't going into the room
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that was next to us. No, that was conference room B,
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it's basically the same room but if we had more people The middle
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area is off-limits, that's that's where the people do the
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launching of space things with a big computer and we didn't get
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to see that. That would have been very
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impressive. Oh, did you want to see it?
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He's not isolated if I'm allowed, I don't, I don't know.
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I don't know where that guy is us go and check inside, right?
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Get to see what mission control does.
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I mean, I could open the first door, I think.
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Yeah, why don't we go check inside?
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No, I want to meet all of the cool cats and kittens inside
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there that are better pressing. All the buttons that launched
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these things despite is currently in the hangar in the
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off-limit battle. So then what happens in here?
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Yeah, this is this is why we launched from later when the
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spaceship is in position, it's currently in the hangar.
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Oh, so you want from the hanger? Not from here?
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No, it comes from. The hanger, goes along a road,
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comes to the centerpiece of all three petals and we fire it from
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there. That sounds like a lot.
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You let you know a lot about this and I'm very impressed.
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I've read The Briefing. Thank you.
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I wrote the preface. I didn't write it unpaid,
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intern, he opens the door. And in front of you, it at the
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very end of the hallway is a circular piece, lot of computers
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and things. There's a bunch of markings on
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the ground and then like a green force field that's held up with
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metal filaments that are suspended in the air and behind.
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It is an unmanned set of stations for launching the A
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ship and a giant window. Wow, that's where they launch it
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from. Wow.
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Technology is beautiful. It is pretty.
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It is. This also where they were they
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decide which capsule gets loaded down.
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Well, we keep that information currently in the hangar inside
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of the lab with the scientists, I was there, the people with the
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highest clearance other than my pops, okay?
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Because they kind of get to decide that.
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It is actually based on performance, we're not going to
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send someone shit in this. But, I mean, who's bad at things
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in space now? I understand, you know, that's
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unfortunately why you'll never get to go to space anyway that
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stop - one on the tour. Please follow me.
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Let's go Martin lead. You across the platform outside
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the wind sails past year when you feel the fresh air.
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Are because you're about 1,000 feet up.
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It's a lot fresher up. It almost smells clean.
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I wish I could smell and you get to the barracks.
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Martin opens the door. You will step inside.
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Welcome to the barracks. This is where we wear, our
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astronauts in training, get to sleep.
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There is an area over there for them to sit down and have a nice
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sit food and obviously bathrooms and sleeping quarters.
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Rest is an important part of their training.
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What do they just sleep on the couch has?
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No, there's a room over there, that's where they go.
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I'm gonna go in the room and all right, there could be sleeping.
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And you step inside the room. And in this room, as you open
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the door, the lights are off Stark.
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And there are some people sleeping in here, having a
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little nap. I want to go on a like sneak up,
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right behind DJ Qualls. All right, all right, and I want
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to try to like sneak my way over and grab one of their like, ID
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cards or, you know, something along those lines.
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Sure. Wait, why are they coming?
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I'm not sure they're allowed in there.
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Excuse me other participants. They're just meeting the astral
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stealth 24. All right, nice.
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Yeah, that's fine. I rolled a five, right?
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So these guys remain asleep. It's a good thing.
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It's a good thing, retro that you didn't say, I DJ Qualls into
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this room, bam, these people having a nap and Jeb, you sneak
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up to one of the guys who's just having a nap in his bed Atkins.
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You sneakily get really close and there you see it's just
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hanging on his lapel. Psy.d what to say George it
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doesn't but it doesn't say like you know astronaut as much
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potential astronaut number 32 says astronaut okay great
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pickpocket or something. Still stealth is moving around
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pickpocket mmm or something creative but not stealth okay 18
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holy shit I rolled a 2 so he remains asleep and you pocket
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George F astronaut band. George faster.
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Not, he's the fastest astronaut that's apparently I'm gonna do
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anything else while you're in here like cool.
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So that, when when Martin comes in, then I'm just a regular
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dude, watching people sleep while Jeb has been doing that
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retro has as quietly as possible made forgery autographs of you
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Jake. Balls and place them by the
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astronauts in case someone was the walk-in.
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So it's like okay I was just I'm just leaving all that spreads
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for all of them roll persuasion for who for Martin as he walks
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in. Oh, I wasn't prepared for that
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17:17. Yeah, what does Martin look like
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Martin's? Sort of short about 57 such
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short. Be sure to me, he's short.
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He's about five six. He's got red hair and he's
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really young, he's very nervous. You saw what a nail short.
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He dropped him like 51, he's like a medium height.
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Excuse me. The people in here are asleep.
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Yeah. I'm just, I'm just leaving them
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autographs, you know? They, I didn't want them to feel
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like I missed a stage but really think we shouldn't disturb.
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Rest, they could hear the Bosphorus and as you walk in,
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there's a guy dressed in astronaut cities standing there,
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zips up his flies, or what can I help you?
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Yeah, I need to take a piss. Okay, how can I help cool.
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And he goes over to the sink of washes and what is the state of
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this bathroom look like is it especially it's clean.
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Is a very clean, very clean. It's also fairly new like under
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a year, okay? Okay, I'm Martin.
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Martin come here. How can I help do?
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You need toilet paper? Well I'm gonna walk into one of
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the Stalls and start peeing and I'm just going to start to feel
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and all that. Hey, good job cleaning this
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bathroom, it looks spectacular. I'm impressed with how clean it
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is. Martin.
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Can you see any other kind of disease of it?
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I was young for you Martin. I know it's, you know I was
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there. No, no no, I couldn't oh well
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because I feel like yours yeah. Astronaut leaves.
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Oh I was trying to keep make it as much of a noise Ruckus of
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that good. Is it that way?
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Jeff could get his ass out of there.
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Jab, leaves and goes back to the whole way.
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Okay, what we were only meant to see the whole way.
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You've actually spent too long here.
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We have to move on. Okay, okay look, I just had a
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drain, I just had a drain my cyber-snack, I'm done now.
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Let's go. Okay, guide you out of this
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building and you move on to the next building.
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Come to our training facility. This is where we train the
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people. It's a, it's a state-of-the-art,
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and we've even got a renowned doctor from night City here.
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Right now, doctor Tessa renowned doctor who was famous for his
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work with Dr. Things be sorry now and what's his name?
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I just I mean I just call him doctor.
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He never I didn't I didn't know it's I just call him doc because
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everyone just refers to him as to.
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I don't actually know his name. I've been called that before so
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I could tell. Oh yeah.
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Wait I'm Please join me for this room.
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Let's next area that we've got our go, our training facility.
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She walking they're standing in front of the operating computer.
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It's dr. Dave, dr.
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Dave, oh, it wasn't that your boss former employer?
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Oh sure. It was.
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Oh shit. Oh, Stevie boy, dr.
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Dave, how's it going, good? It's going great.
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No, I'm sorry. Adopt their name is and squirt.
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Yes, I my former, my former life I tried to go to medical school
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and it didn't pan out. Oh, did you know?
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Did you know, go what's wrong? You know, after that whole thing
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that happened. I decided Wings on the computer
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and behind him as an astronaut in a G-Force machine and it
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starts to wail around behind. And you can hear the guy inside,
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go shit in the guy that hangs his head up and just vomits
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along the side of the machine. Wow, this is round two.
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All ready for I do is this is he's not doing so well in
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toaster, something? We all can participate in.
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This is who you want to go on the g equals machine.
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I do, I would like to go on the g-force machine machine.
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That sounds like fun. Yeah, you get to try gives you
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some shit, vomit rocket. It's an incredibly distracting
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thing to watch. And even the tour guides going
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to be distracted. Who wants to go first vomit
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Comet. This is called I think Jeb wants
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to go. Our first survey you give me a
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liar. Strap me in a pendulum.
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Yes. I've gone fast before.
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Yes Ivan do. This might be a good time for
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some sleuthing. Who some sleuthing you know
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trying to figure out how to get more of us.
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On the spaceship shuttle. Yes.
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Okay. Well, what you want me to do?
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Or are you going to do? Oh, I don't know.
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I don't know what Jeb Jeb don't do go in there.
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Rocket yet Jeb come here. Okay will you get low?
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Get it all loaded up there. Dr. D you got it?
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I got a new hand. Oh great know.
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That's that's nice. Yeah.
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Jeb. Yep.
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Do you have a plan to get us on this ship?
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Well, my plan was to sneak away from jasna, go over to the to
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the building that we're not supposed to go to and see if
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this hold up. The little thing that I saw full
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batch, see if this gets me in Italy and from there, I don't
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know. I just wing it.
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Okay. Well, why don't you try the
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vomit Comet for fun. Thank you.
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That is disgusting. I can't believe I said those
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words out loud. And I saw my toes.
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Great. Okay.
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Okay but after that, why don't you invent?
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Do do that. All right I'll take the India
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and and and it looks like there's like I would imagine
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there's a lot of like files we can get so I can call Phillip or
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yes having Phillip roped in on this is probably a good idea.
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Send them a few messages just to catch him up.
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Okay I'll add him to our group chat.
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Oh God, there's going to be scared too much.
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Oh my God, thank you. You saw the blood drain from my
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face so I didn't mean you. I'm so sorry.
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Wait where we know I want to be a part of this.
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Can I can you get to put it in our group chat with you?
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Me and Jeb that we've been sending?
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Just seems to I know it's a big change for me.
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Yeah I love you this fine. Well separate one doesn't mean
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getting them used in chat. I'm trying to always say, retro
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something and I said to the whole group, Added Vivi to the
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group chat with an added to any group chat.
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I mean, maybe I misspoke number yet.
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Well, I BT. When you tap the back of my
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tile. Yeah, it's happened.
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You have an agent. That's all right.
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Yes. Yes, right, I'm sorry.
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We're all green text. Hmm.
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Jab, you get into the g-force machine.
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Pull pull. Pull the hatch down.
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The thing. Well, this one.
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All right now with your hands shit.
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Give me how much G-force that you want with your hands.
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You me. Cool, I'll resist torture.
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Drag this machine arose you around that badass.
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My Kelly, you feel very green. You it's your through being
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thrown around your face, gets pulled back, like, a backyard
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facelift from a really dodgy Ripper Dock.
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And when the cycle is finally finished, you feel like you've
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been through the ultra quick cycle on our 1990s washing
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machine, that's somehow detached from the wall and we Glass
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housing around. You always back open with the
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piston and you get this Rush of much colder, air, and you feel
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very sick. Oh, least, you take one second.
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Oh fuck. There's no bathroom in this
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building. Oh I'm gonna take the sick
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astronaut on the sick, that's on me and I'll be back I'll guess
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Martin? Yes, I'm very sorry about that.
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I'm gonna have to help him if you could, just wait here and
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don't touch anything. We won't Dave that was would you
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like a beverage mr. Jeb you know no you got it.
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All right, I will be back. Can I get a champagne you
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promised me one? Yes.
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And Martin Doctor. Dave, and this sick astronauts
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go and deal with the SEC astronaut and Jeb's sick as
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well, and the exit to the west door and you're left alone in
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training. Vanilla, you with Mike?
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Let's go. Are you okay champ?
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I mean the whole back of a lot better.
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Now that I've got that all. I am so buckle and but but
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they're right. There are guards outside the
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door in the hallway nobody but you can sneak around on.
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So let's go me and DJ Qualls. Will distract them.
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Okay, with music. Good idea.
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Great idea. All right, I'm gonna blast my
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music again and try to get the guards attention.
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Wait, hold on, I'm sorry. I thought we were all in the
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g-force room, right? Isn't that where we're supposed
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to be? Bang, There are guards in there,
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right? Yeah, yeah.
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You're alone in the g-force room right now that we're on.
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Yeah, to be clear. I was thinking that me and then
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Del would exit the entire building and then go get to the
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over third Clover. Yeah.
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Third pedal. Yeah.
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Which is what I imagine to buy. Figured that we could stay here
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and get knowledge off of the computer.
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Yo, the files are in the computer, they're in the
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computer. So in this training G-Force room
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there, As a big G-Force machine that simulates G-Force, there
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are two cybertech installation tables, and also medical tables.
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And there are four lockers and a computer and a desk in the
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middle of the chair in front of it.
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Jeb and then Del get ready to sneak out of the room and retro
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and Vivi. You're deciding what.
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I'll go ahead and do a DJ Qualls and I own I can stay and Snoop
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and I will go distract the guards.
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For everybody so that there's no issues.
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Great. Yeah, I'm just going to blast my
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music and caused a disturbance, great roles, some kind of
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performance. Okay, ignore that.
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James could roll. Yeah, acting all right.
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You rolled a - Tour on acting, but it's still above zero, still
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above zero with a to true. Not sure what that means.
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You step out into the hallway and you turn on the boom box and
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I start to hit thing. You stopped dancing.
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And it's, it's really bad that his two guards, turn around and
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look at you and they give you this, like, borrowed brow of
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pity. What you don't like it, that's
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not how to dance on the Rhythm and they come close to, you
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know, oh this is bad. You think you know better?
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I mean it's really awful. Okay.
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Well, if you think you are, if you think, you know what good
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dancing is then maybe you should show it.
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You try to throw down. Yeah, it's a dance-off is his
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God against 21 and this dude fucking slaps.
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He hits the corner of your boom box and the other guard is
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staring straight at this dance, but he rolls a crit and what he
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ends up doing. Is the back of your boom box
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pops open and your bat rolls into G-Force away from you, but
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everyone's pretty distracted. You now don't have your back,
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it's in G-Force, right? And he's doing like back spins,
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he does a head spin at one point, he kicks his foot out.
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His gun lands on top of his finger like a basketball and he
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spins it down, grabs it, and puts it back on his back.
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Hell yeah. Yeah.
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You know, that took some time. I wonder I'm glad nothing else
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is happening in the other men. During this jebin Vandal sneak
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out of the building then and I owner and retro are left inside
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the center. Training room of this building
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alone. Rho do your thing a cool.
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Yeah, no that's that's great. What?
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What do you find in the room? You roll perception?
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You find that the computer has been left logged in and open you
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have access to some various files.
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I don't know what's in them lockers do though.
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Oh sure yeah inside the lockers are some astronaut suits as one
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in each of the lockers one of them is broken.
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These are for training. So there's probably various
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tearing they're probably not for use in actual space.
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Sure there is a few oxygen masks and a little packet of material
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that helps. You get rid of nausea.
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Okay, I'm going to take the nausea packet and I'll tell how
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many oxygen masks were there. No.
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And a packet of sedatives and sedatives to.
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Yeah. Said, it is nausea.
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Yeah. To oxygen mask.
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He said, yeah, I'm putting all those in my backpack.
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Well, let's hit up that computer and see what I can find.
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You want me to roll for the computer to?
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Yes, please, your old 25. Well, that's low for me.
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Yeah, but it's still above incredible on difficulty value
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definition. All right, and what happens is
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you get two files rather than one because you rolled 25, hey
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me. See what do I see?
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No. No binary.
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All right, let me, let me take a look at what it says here on
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these. These files that I found with my
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magical fingers, progress report entry, number 94, objective
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development of space-based. Redacted, utilizing Advanced
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solar technology for strategic redacted applications.
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Utilization of the state-of-the-art solar
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technology to harness and focus the power of the sun into a
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redacted with Advanced targeting systems for pinpoint accuracy.
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I know I've heard that before. Simulated design lab results.
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Dr. Daylight and the team doctor daylight.
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Wow. And it's a demon spawn.
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Villains that are simulations of.
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The satellite are a success. The capabilities of this blank
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design are truly devastating. However, we must also raised
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concerns about the potential for collateral damage.
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If the target is near a populated area, a wireless
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connection, vulnerability has been identified in the
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architecture and we recommend action of some form of cyber
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defenses. It required solution for any
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physical operation management approval management is approved.
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The immediate construction and launch of the working model of
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the s0d satellite construction of the.
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Sot satellite is currently underway with the law, scheduled
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for blank further, testing, and refinement of the targeting
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systems will be conducted prior to the launch of well, the
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launch to minimize potential collateral damage.
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If there is time, this report is a property of redacted and if
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contents are confidential and not to be shared with anyone,
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The authorized Personnel, there's binary that I don't know
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what it says. How to work that out later.
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Hmm, let's see here, it's the other file and see space
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progress report, starcom entry, number 37, okay?
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Okay, a little bit back. Alright, objective development
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of a communication satellite, that utilizes, Advanced mesh
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Network Technology for Global /. Local connectivity.
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Utilization of the state-of-the-art mesh Network
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Technology to expand satellites connection capabilities.
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Advanced bandwidth Management systems for Optimal Performance
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results doctor daylight in the Team are pleased to report that
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our simulation of the satellite was a success dr.
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Daylight again, the capabilities of this technology are truly
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revolutionary. However, we must also raised
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concerns about the limitations of the current design our
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calculations. Indicate that launching only
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one, starcom satellite will result in a maximum connection
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capacity of only 100 to 200 Targets in the surface.
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This would be a significant limitation to the potential of
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this technology. We propose that limiting the
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bandwidth to expand the connection to a larger number of
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targets, while sacrificing some speed as this would open up.
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Slower. But stronger connection at
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500,000 per unit management says, oh construction of the
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starcom satellite is currently underway with launch scheduled
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for blank satellite will be in geosynchronous above night City,
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to enhance the connection for the City and surrounding area
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for the testing and refinement of the bandwidth Management
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Systems will be conducted prior to launch to optimize
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performance. If we have time, this report is
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property of NCS based. Oh, that's what that was
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redacted out of the last. One and contents are
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confidential and that we share with another as business, okay?
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Mmm. That's a lot of power.
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It's a lot of. Well, I mean, if it's gonna be,
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if it's going to be always hovering over night City, that
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means that there's going to be a constant, at least push of
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rocket boosters to. Keep it always rotating with it.
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So, that's a lot. So if I'm understanding this
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correctly, they're using a lot more energy than is necessary
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for what they're saying, they're going to be doing, not only that
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Iona but it seems as if this is More than just a communication
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27:45
So we're literally doing with oh I guess supervillains.
27:52
According to these reports if I'm processing this correctly,
27:58
are they turning the sun into a laser?
28:02
Yeah. Yeah that's some it's some real
28:05
comic book villains yet. I can't think of any other kind
28:09
of thing that you could relate that to So it also looks like
28:15
they are planning on instead of having a decent connection for
28:19
like half a million people. Just condense it down to like
28:24
one to two hundred people. So that way, it's like instant,
28:28
like you could upload the entire Library of Congress and like two
28:32
minutes, you could download a consciousness. get you could
28:39
download a Consciousness, that's What The Syndicate wants.
28:46
That's what they're doing. So when Dale, what do you think
28:54
they're talking about right now something about satellites or
28:59
something? Yeah, broke something dumb and
29:02
not forward to the Grand picture of the story.
29:06
I'd guess probably incredibly significant actually feeling
29:10
silly. You think we're missing it.
29:12
I got filmo of a sudden me too. Anyway I should roll stealth as
29:18
well. Sure yeah go I control this
29:24
character. I literally had stuff directly
29:30
in front of me. Hell yeah and now it's gone.
29:35
What control no body my body. Yeah 14.
29:41
Damn but that's a level 7. I spent all of their
29:45
Improvement. Boy.
29:47
That's that's still pretty good as jab as you and Vandal
29:51
approach. The hangar building.
29:54
There's a guard standing outside the until I know what you're
29:58
saying. You're saying Justice League
30:02
rail mean. Maybe just maybe we should, we
30:06
should probably be sneaky but also just one God, can I fuck
30:11
him? I'm flanking me bro, don't got a
30:16
parachute on, you know what I'm saying?
30:19
Yeah, push him off the side in it very McCobb way of finishing
30:22
him. Yeah, you know, some people
30:24
might look at what we're doing and think.
30:26
Damn, it was her cold-hearted teams.
30:29
They don't know, ASL story unless they even listen since
30:33
episode one, right? But ladies beside the pool,
30:37
right? Okay.
30:39
So do you want to do like crap? Move up in some hoof prints.
30:44
Yeah, yeah, you go left. I'll go, right.
30:47
And then we Yeah, this big mob throat.
30:51
Should I just if you distract them, shall I come behind them
30:53
and just kick them off. Oh yeah, do like a captain
30:55
Merrick kick. Yeah, just like full-on just
30:59
Leeroy Jenkins off the side. I'll hold his my own so that he
31:02
don't scream and then you just keep a real touching this
31:05
wrinkle up the side as well. It's a mechanical leg.
31:08
No, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, you know, hold his
31:10
holders. The his, his mouth shut and
31:13
leaking you out like that and then I'll follow up already.
31:17
Oh, Bertie. One, two, three Jeb.
31:22
You sneak to this guy and grab him from behind and now you've
31:26
got him held. How am I let go?
31:31
Okay. Okay, 1 2 3, you get, 1 2 3,
31:35
right? And I let go.
31:36
All right, then Del goes to kick this person but only rolling a
31:40
10. Just stamped onto the ground.
31:42
Fuck. Jeb, swing around, swing, 15.
31:47
Yeah. You swing them around so that.
31:48
Are now facing the edge of this petal and then Del goes to kick
31:53
them. One more time.
31:57
I hope you brought your point. Oh, shit!
32:00
I'll do it. I missed again.
32:02
Jeb, 18. You tackle this guy off the side
32:06
of the building. flies off the side of the building as he
32:15
definitely dead man is falling. 1,000 feet onto solid desert.
32:19
He's gonna probably and Sloane as you were running towards
32:23
jumps up your shoulder and flies down and then your tile you get
32:26
a video feed of this guy hitting the ground and his neck snapping
32:29
into and Sloan does does do the under statute him?
32:34
Yeah. Yeah, because it's very
32:37
accessible. I'm imagining it right now.
32:40
This does mean, however, that Sloane is now distracted.
32:42
And is now having a snack and May Me with all those failures
32:46
that then Del had made that that is now the consequence of that
32:50
finger, but you have access to this room and your head up
32:54
towards the door, cracked cool for it.
33:01
Wrong perception, just perceptions phone your stealth
33:05
roles have all been really high so I'll give you that 16.
33:10
Yes. So you've come across a long
33:14
room ends with a diagonal wall, and there's a door at the very
33:18
end or for vending machines on the left.
33:21
If you sofas 5 lockers and there is a guard standing, is there
33:31
probably should understand that would have been a great idea or
33:37
at least are, you know, enhance. Probably should have gotten lat
33:43
astronauts, like, Helmet or something, you know, keep
33:46
scrolling in. Yeah, well ones from the
33:49
training place, right? Right, right.
33:53
This got a vast. You gotta sounds right
33:56
Gunderson? No.
33:58
Okay. All right, I think so.
34:00
I have no idea and I opened the door big knife, which is quiet.
34:07
I do have a big knife, which is quiet.
34:10
All right, how's it? I got an idea and he opens the
34:13
door a little bit. Further, takes out the, the
34:16
grapple gun and shoots the head. What done?
34:20
I love it. I love it.
34:22
That's great. So you gonna graph again this
34:23
guy out of the room, right? And I'm assuming kick him off
34:27
the side of the fish because it works.
34:28
It was so easy and work perfectly the last time.
34:32
All right? This is the weirdest episode of
34:34
metal gear I've ever seen 25. Yes, you hit this guy.
34:40
Square on his arm, grabs around it.
34:43
What the fuck dude looks at you, in this this rope between the
34:45
two of you, do you pull it back towards you immediately?
34:48
You pull it back towards you and he starts coming at you works
34:51
because this thing can pull you up to the wall, right?
34:53
Right. He's coming at you.
34:54
At, pretty good cases, feet. Leave the ground.
34:57
He's headed towards the outside. Do I kick him when he comes
34:59
here? Yep, better up 18.
35:01
Yes, then Del kicks, does a roundhouse kicks back and just
35:05
kicks them off the side and this guy just flies off the Aside, I
35:11
would cyberattack leg and Jeb. You're standing there looking
35:14
really impressed and look at them down there.
35:17
Galaxy, get let go, huh. It's still connected.
35:22
Arm gets pulled tight. And you are now heading towards
35:25
the edge of the paper. I pressed the button that like,
35:29
you know, collapses the Sykes at the end of the grapple new slide
35:33
towards the edge of the petal. As you watch this guy fall to
35:37
the ground Don't you just love peopie again a body?
35:42
Just all right to Galvin. They are not say.
35:48
That was pretty pretty, pretty snake.
35:51
Yeah. All right.
35:53
What's next? Always you go in, right?
35:56
Well, no ads knows more of a lacquer.
35:58
I want robots names. Oh, I don't know.
36:01
Jeb will have to go in here. I have the same answer for both
36:04
things. I was I was kind of hoping you'd
36:06
do some sort of like one line or something before we inevitably
36:09
Get cut away from. Yeah, I know that was my one
36:12
liner. Oh, also put your token down for
36:16
when we come back as from Well, stupid with your dumb dancing.
36:29
Dumb and stupid. Excuse me.
36:31
I'm that's harsh. That's likely not constructive
36:35
at all. I'm a DJ in training.
36:38
So, yeah, I might have some work to do, but you don't need to
36:42
like, bring me down. Oh, I don't need to bring you
36:44
down. Okay, cool.
36:45
Yeah, no, you throw down a dance competition in your lackluster.
36:49
Okay, okay. Well, I could win.
36:51
Okay, and he walks out by it's just one guard left.
36:55
I'll do. I'm sorry.
36:58
I, you know, I got a dancing. Please complete prick.
37:01
I appreciate you sticking up for me.
37:04
Hey man, we're gonna protect the VIPs your beauty breakthrough
37:07
boxes. Yes, I will take care of that
37:11
this happens. Sometimes, it's not a big deal.
37:15
Thanks though. And I just start like going to
37:17
my boom box and trying to repair it.
37:21
Hey Um, would you mind just helping me real quick?
37:26
Roll persuasion? That's not part of my job
37:28
description. I'd love to.
37:31
But unfortunately, you rolled a 10 minus 3 and I gotta get back,
37:36
I'm gonna be an asshole about it, so yeah.
37:38
Yeah, that's fair. It's if you have like a tech
37:42
friend with you, I'm sure they could fix.
37:43
Yeah, yeah, I will love. You know what?
37:46
I'll look for a secure and Martin and outlawed of coming
37:49
back soon, so yeah. Yep.
37:52
I will you know I'm going to go check on them.
37:55
Cool thanks. Yeah this has been very awkward
37:58
but I'm really sorry. Yeah, what's your name?
38:02
I'm doing the thing where I ask that you have at the Davis I'm
38:10
Phil Phil Phil Anna Anna squared that's what they call me back.
38:16
Yeah you too bilkins, that's my name.
38:19
I'll see you around bill. Yeah Deuces.
38:21
So I'm going to first of all try to put my my boom box at half,
38:28
you know, it's like a suitcase half, open.
38:30
I'm gonna slam it shut and then kind of squandered future way
38:36
back in. Yeah, Yes, which my way in.
38:39
And hey, how's it going in here? Have you looked fat?
38:45
Oh, and as I walk over, I accidentally kicked the bag.
38:47
Oh, perfect. Thank you.
38:49
DJ call was that? I just had a dance-off with the
38:54
guards. So how did it go?
38:57
No, I didn't win. What?
39:00
Apparently the guard has really good moves.
39:04
Yeah, it was kind of embarrassing, but he's He's a
39:08
very intently focused on that now so I'll have to worry about
39:10
them. Do you get served?
39:12
I did. That's alright we all get served
39:16
sometimes it has to you know maybe dr.
39:22
Davis right I should have just stayed in the medical field but
39:25
it's it's fine. So we're going to get you better
39:29
at this a personal mission of me.
39:32
Now, I'm going to help DV get better at dancing.
39:35
I'll I hope you can. So What it what did y'all find
39:38
in hear anything? Well, they are going to harness
39:44
the power of the Sun and also they're going to concentrate
39:48
their data speed to a very minimal amount of people for a
39:52
lot of power. What?
39:55
So I think about our well you know, tiles or, you know your
39:59
agent. Yeah.
40:00
Right. Yeah.
40:01
Think about how many people have those.
40:02
Yeah, they take all of that bandwidth and they only give it
40:06
to Did and you're always at, like, 1 bar, will there at like
40:09
5 plus shit? Well, that's not good.
40:13
Super uncool. Yeah, the bad news, is that The
40:18
Syndicate is gonna do their AI thing?
40:22
Yeah. They're gonna be them directly
40:23
into people. Okay, that's really not good.
40:27
Mmm, so is that part of this whole demonstration thing?
40:32
Or is that something that's like a long-term goal?
40:34
Did I sound like it was more than one Satellite.
40:38
Yeah. Like it's not just this
40:40
satellite. Its they might have think other
40:42
ones up there already. So is this whole demonstration a
40:46
way for them to like kick off this whole thing.
40:49
Basically it's like the cover for everything.
40:53
Okay. It's Jenny is to job is going to
40:55
be so hard. Just going to be the whole next.
41:02
It's really good. Actually, it was really funny.
41:09
Okay, and as you're making that comment about Jeb, you can hear
41:13
people in the hallway. Outside getting closer, you've
41:16
got much more time to make discussion.
41:18
Okay, well this is good info, we should probably regroup and
41:23
figure something out. Yeah, here's your back.
41:26
Thank you. I'm gonna Shuffle and quickly
41:28
throat in my boom box. Cut it close it and Rockets
41:32
medics. You know what?
41:37
18, nice. Yeah.
41:40
And 12 and for some reason. But yes, great, you do a big
41:43
flippy, way. Korean whack it back in the boom
41:45
box just in time as Martin Evans.
41:47
Sorry about the delay. Hello, everyone.
41:50
We cleaned up Doctor, Dave, and the other astronaut although his
41:53
token is here. Did not join us.
41:57
Welcome here. We have in lying down and I gave
42:00
him a sedative. Hmm.
42:02
No, actually I gave him a sedative, you're an idiot,
42:04
right? All right.
42:06
And he's fucking guy and oh, no, I forgot your drink.
42:15
That there's beverages into bar area in the observation building
42:19
will get you your beverage there.
42:23
Okay, but I'm, I'm, I'm starting to get a little upset.
42:27
Can't keep my funk on your, your criticism is noted.
42:31
I only say thanks to you. It's every news is everyone
42:35
here. Yeah.
42:36
One two. Yeah, for, yeah.
42:41
Martin Martin is one. Yes.
42:44
Me one right. Anna Square to, right.
42:48
Right Miss lupescu. Three.
42:50
You force, boom. One, two, three.
42:52
Four. I thought you the were a party
42:55
of 50 roll. Persuasion.
43:02
Do you think walls can Gaslight like Noah?
43:07
That was so believable. 1800 I guess numbers aren't really my
43:14
strong suit. I really, you know, like I
43:19
really feel fired up in like a Castaway.
43:22
Yeah. Martin, it's okay.
43:23
I understand, you're under a lot of pressure for this right now.
43:26
A lot of pressure. I don't hold it against you.
43:28
I just know you can do fast until intern fell off Purl, one?
43:32
No, that's unfortunate. Yeah, I just want you to get
43:36
your full name Martin. We can.
43:39
I want. There's once you get to your
43:40
full potential, I don't think you're fully maximizing this
43:42
right now. Favorite just in the other
43:44
building. Well, let's get to that, then,
43:45
please. Okay, way.
43:47
All right. Will and dr.
43:49
Dave. Nods at you as you all leaves
43:51
waves at vb1 and you will head to the observation room.
43:57
Do we pass by the other guard? Bad that out density?
44:02
No he actually exit towards where Japanese Wendell will be,
44:05
which means that Jeb and vendor, will have to deal with said
44:08
guard on their way back. Damn.
44:10
Okay, sorry, you all. And you all are brought to the
44:21
observation area as this little building that faces the launch
44:26
platform. And as you enter there are two
44:28
guards inside standing guard and Martin brings you in, there he
44:33
is. Debbie is says little Martin and
44:39
Martin please those of you who are here then Dellinger but not
44:43
here. No we are not.
44:45
That's wrong token, little old 5 foot 4 Martin Five, little six.
44:50
Little 411 Martin. Well, you starting to get short
44:58
with me. Oh, that's right.
45:00
I'm sorry. Anyway, here's the bar area in
45:03
the circle rumors where you will be observing space history.
45:09
The bars over here. Your apartment is me.
45:12
Oh, and he quickly runs behind the bar.
45:17
What can I do you for? Well I'll start with a champagne
45:21
first. You got it.
45:23
Pulls a bottle out and Pops it. Okay, great.
45:27
Well, I'm stepping on this anyone else?
45:30
I will switch question Martin. Where is everyone?
45:33
Where is everyone? Oh, the other guests will be in
45:36
the in the in the other room. Yeah.
45:39
It's just if you want a beverage this like a theater.
45:41
We haven't seen like any of the other I know.
45:46
Yeah. Like it's kind of weird.
45:48
You've just taken us through like these bright lights when I
45:51
do not remember. Oh, okay.
45:54
I know. I remember that the invitation
45:56
didn't have a time. Exactly.
45:58
That's my fault. Yeah, no, I did.
46:00
I did Martin Martin, you can make better invitations.
46:05
Okay, by the way, Martin, once in a while, I'm having this
46:09
champagne, I'd also like to get some eggnog alcoholic, please.
46:13
You got it? Eggnog.
46:15
I know it's summertime but like, usually, this have eggnog in
46:18
summertime. No, you got it.
46:22
Thank you, Martin, you're the best.
46:24
I know you can do better. Welcome.
46:29
Okay, well there's you beverage City.
46:32
What else? Need anything.
46:36
I'll also take some champagne. You know.
46:38
Maybe I'm I'm in mosa, if you have some orange juice to go
46:42
with it since orange juice. Yeah, that's, that's a good
46:45
stuff. Okay, he go.
46:47
Thank you. One's a little simple, orange
46:49
juice, out of a little rippable packet, and it swells inside of
46:52
the champagne as he passes it to you.
46:55
There's glitter in it. How nice?
46:58
Anything else. Is no, thank you Martin.
47:02
Okay? Thank you for joining us.
47:05
Make your way to the observation room.
47:07
The launch will commence within the hour.
47:10
I will pound the rest of the champagne costs.
47:12
The flute behind my back all in the eggnog.
47:18
Well, look to Anna, give him the nod, nod, hit the music.
47:23
Ah, right, she nods back and and wakes and turns the turns the
47:31
boom box on and kick the door open.
47:35
The door opens to a room large circular room in this room are a
47:41
bunch of sofas with some people on them.
47:44
The other guests that got here before you including I owner.
47:49
You notice as retro steps in the collector sitting on one of the
47:54
servers. Hello, how are you?
47:58
No, this is DJ Qualls. Happy silly Martin you're such a
48:02
fucking idiot. Go get me a drink you piece of
48:04
shit. Shit.
48:06
Jesus Bradshaw. Oh it's lovely to see you
48:11
friends. I see or friend who have not met
48:13
you. Hi.
48:16
I'm the collector collector. I'm Anna.
48:23
Nice. Sure you are three of shit to
48:27
you. Next time I know latency.
48:45
I suppose we're here to watch the launch.
48:47
Oh, I'm definitely submitting. Get your asses over here.
48:50
I don't know what this means. I'm assuming they found space
48:56
suits. Now, I'm scared.
48:58
I would love for you to be a distraction.
49:00
Do you have a little blurb? They were, you know, providing a
49:04
distraction for us to get here. Very helpful, fellow.
49:08
Probably a get like a ShamWow or something for all this Blood,
49:12
huh, food? I get to peel the plastic off
49:14
the visor. I will let you know when we're
49:18
in the ship. I vote for punching the shit out
49:20
of them when they come in here. Jeb, you don't know how to fly a
49:22
spaceship shut the fuck up. I vote, we knock them out
49:24
afterwards space because again who here?
49:26
Knows how to fly a spaceship that seems incredibly dangerous
49:29
but that's what we have to do. Really like, Windows face,
49:32
begin, you know, I can't believe we're going to space.
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