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• This is Beer thirty Sports. O'clock. Oh, so excited. I got my toes out. Summer is here. Summer is here. How's everybody doing today? Woo. There it is. And this episode's beer is brought to you by, oh, I forgot where the hell I got it from. It is Deep Ellum Brewing. My bad. Deep Ellum Brewing and it is easy peasy IPA. It's a 5.2% and it is an IPA with lemon and tangerine. Now I will not lie. I have been drinking this. I drank a few of these this weekend. That's why I brought them back because I had one leftover. And I can tell you right now, smell of tangerine is still strong. It baffled me though because I thought Deep Ellum Bruin was in Deep Ellum, Texas. Dallas, Texas. What? They are now brewed and canned in Longmont, Colorado. Ah, they had a change of scenery. What the fuck for? I mean, let's be honest, Deep Ello Alright. So move somewhere and tell you how much land is in Texas? What are you moving to Colorado for? Probably cheaper? Hell no. Cost of living in Not the living. I mean, like, probably the cost of goods might be cheaper? Still good. Very tangerine y. I don't I don't like it. I don't like it at all. They need to be in Dallas. They need to be in Texas at least. Fucking Colorado? What are you gonna put some weed in my beer now? You wouldn't say no. Valid. But I don't know. I just I don't know. It just threw me for a loop. I don't know. I just can't I can't get over that. I can get over it. It's not that serious. But it just threw me off. Just had to get that out. Also, I've been meaning to say I gotta stop forgetting to tell y'all where y'all can find the podcast and where you can actually find our blog, where you can find other Sunset Lounge shows and it is at stolen water media dot com. Easy. Right? Pretty fucking easy. Right? And if you just wanna listen and laugh at us and my complaining about beers being in other places to where they from where they started from, You can listen to us wherever you get podcasts. That's right. Spotify, Apple, Pandora, like, everywhere. Dammit. Everywhere you get podcasts. Ta da. Now, let's get into it. News, you can booze to Longmont, Colorado. NBA playoffs. Minnesota Timberwolves lose and the NBA got what they wanted. The Spurs verse OKC in the Western Conference finals. It was a very physical, like I said last episode, very physical feisty series and I think this is the end for Minnesota. At least that team, how they're constructed, how they are there. I think the coach is gone. Reason I say that is one of the the players, the star player of the team, Anthony Edwards aka Ant Man, pulled one of the weirdest moves I have seen a competitor do in a long time. And I call him a competitor, not just a player because when he is famous for, in the sports world, being an antagonist and aggressive superstar who was talking shit not only to LeBron, he was also talking shit to Obama. Like he told president Obama, I am him. You better ask about me. To Obama? And talking shit to Steph Curry. I mean he's just he is one of those shit talkers of shit talkers in the NBA and to see him do this weird ass move was really really weird to really really really really really just like an excuse me. It seemed like a pouting thing but I'm not a 100% sure if you can even call it that because it's like why would you do that? Why would you I don't know. It just seemed very very very weird to me that he would actually he would actually just do this. Eight minutes left, I'm sorry. Eight minutes left in the fourth quarter, he goes over to the Spurs bench and daps up coaches, players. He dapped up everybody like he was a part of their team. He was just I've never seen anything like it and I just you gotta see it because it's crazy. Even the announcers were baffled. Something that you would often see at the eight zero one mark of the fourth quarter of a closeout game. But Anthony Edwards knowing that Chris Finch is gonna empty the bench made his way to the San Antonio bench and dapped up players coaches one by one. I want to know what All I want to know is I want to hear Udonna says when comment on that in the postgame show. Yeah. I would much rather see him wait till he end of the game. So certainly sportsmanship from Anthony Edwards, something that you love to see. Yeah. I don't know if I love to see it eight minutes into the game, not from my number one, like, you know, superstar. Listen, respect, I understand it. Sportsmanship, I understand it. But that was a move of someone who was pouting. That was a move from someone who either who who lacks awareness. I don't think it's the latter or it was someone who lacks awareness. I don't think it was the latter though. I don't think that he didn't understand what he was doing. I think he was pouting. I think he was trying to let the coach know that there's no reason to empty the bench at eight minutes. We still got time. I'm still a competitor and if that's what you wanna do and basically give up, fine. We can give up. And I'm gonna show you what giving up looks like and that's just insane to me. But anyway, Spurs versus OKC starts tonight actually And Spurs Spurs are the underdogs which is weird to me because if you're a gambling person like myself, you've watched them play couple of times this season and if I'm not mistaken, their Spurs are four and one against the Thunder, during the regular season. Now it's during the regular season, so I know a lot of people, oh, it's a regular season, it's not gonna matter. It's not gonna matter. You're right. It's not gonna matter in the playoffs, but OKC hadn't lost a game and Spurs have pretty much, you know, when they win, they annihilate people. Now, this was just announced that Fox is not gonna play. Literally when I was on my way here it was being announced that Fox is out for game one, he's not gonna play. Whatever. This is the championship. This is the championship that the NBA wants, hopes to see. This is gonna be I'm just hoping it's gonna be a game set seven game series, a physical, defensive, offensive, just best basketball we've seen in decades kinda shit. Do I think we'll get that every game? No. Do I think anybody out of the East has a chance? No. Doesn't matter. It's gonna be the Knicks and the Cavs. Cavs had to play seven games, to go past Detroit And what's crazy to me what is really crazy to me about this game is that game seven, I thought it was gonna be way more competitive, but Cavs just put that pop on them and just continue to just destroy and beat down and destroy the Cavs I mean the the Pistons. Everybody kinda knew it was coming because of the because of the ABC commercial that slid out. Don't know if you saw this. Did you see this? So there's a conspiracy theory. There was a commercial where, ABC had launched the Eastern Conference finals commercials and there are commercial and it happened to be the Knicks versus the Cavs. Not a big deal. Right? But it was before the game seven. So it was written. Of course, I made some money. Yeah. It was written. So, you know, whatever. Now, like I said, it doesn't matter who comes out of the East. It's basically going to be it's basically going to be OKC or the Spurs as champions. Is the Harden saga over with? We'll see how the Knicks and him clash this next series. But right now, the spotlight's off of him. The spotlight's back on Mitchell, and he'd lighten the load for Mitchell. He was pissing me off with the three pointers. I mean, just you know when I came to the conclusion about James Harden? Bree's not gonna like this but James Harden was a great player when he had the hose, when he had the strippers, when he was going to after practice to go to the strip club in Houston and Atlanta and all this shit like that like when he was acting a fool, he was absolutely one of the greatest basketball players we had seen on the court. Soon as he got married or engaged or one woman man, he became a lazy up chucking three point chucking fool. Not blaming her. I was about to say. Not blaming her. Sounds like a him problem. Not blaming her. But it just goes to souls, fellas. Keep the hoes. Not when you're married. Anyway no. Was right. Not when you're married. Hockey playoffs. It's getting intense. I'm excited. Western finals are set. Colorado versus Vegas. Yeah. Can both teams lose? Like, can we just why can't they like, their arena just implode on the ice Carolina. And I man. Anyway And and my thing is the Colorado Avalanche I do feel like deserve to be there because they actually played real competition and they fucking did their thing. The Knights, y'all kinda got lucky because if I'm not mistaken, their record was like by far one of the worst records in the playoffs. Like they squeaked in. They made it by the skin of their teeth. In fact, like and And they played Yeah. Okay hockey. And and to be honest, I feel like they were they had what? The it was Anaheim, the Kings, and then it was somebody else on their side that were really really that wasn't supposed to be there either. Utah. Utah. No offense to any of those teams. I was rooting for Anaheim, but none of those teams were really a threat if you will. Vegas has been there before even though they sucked this year. I just I don't know, man. I I wish NHL needs to change how they do the brackets. The brackets has been a it's been a complaint on every for everybody. Because don't get me wrong, Carolina has been head and shoulders above who they played, but they didn't play nobody. So everybody's kinda talking shit like, well, they ain't played nobody. They gotta rest. And, you know, now you got the Sabres and Montreal going to seven games to face Carolina who hasn't faced anybody in like two weeks. Now, hopefully they don't come out rusty because Buffalo or Montreal are gonna come in and punch them in the fucking face. And I hope I hope it's Buffalo. I really do hope it's Buffalo. I think Buffalo deserves it. It's been a it's been decades since they've been in the finals, let alone the conference finals. So, yeah. So I think it's time for them to get one, but yeah. And speaking of the Knights and and one of the reasons why I continue to just despise them, they just do stupid shit. They do stupid shit. So they were in the news not for winning of course because you know, we all saw who they played, but whining. They were in the news because they were whining and quote unquote protesting. Apparently, decided they didn't wanna speak to the media after the game when they won. You won game six and you didn't want to talk to the media. You didn't have your coach didn't wanna come out, the star players didn't come out, you sent out like some people that didn't do shit and was like they were chuckling and laughing like, yeah, the bus getting ready to be here in ten minutes, we gotta go. Listen. I think if I'm the coach and I'm upset about something, I'm a talk about it at the podium so I can get fined, not my team. Because that's exactly what the fuck happened. The NHL does not play just like NBA did not play about their media stuff and talking to the media and access because they need that. They the fans crave that. You can't deprive them of that. They fined the Vegas Knights a $100. My god. And they lost a second round pick in the draft. What the fuck? NBA, NFL, take note. My god. But listen, I feel like if I was the coach and something like that happened so basically what happened let me let me backtrack a little bit. What happened was the their player, I think his name oh, Jesus Christ. Braden. Braden McNabb. He got suspended for game six for or game five for nasty play. Was it egregious for a suspension? Not in the game of hockey. I've seen worse without suspensions. But you still won the series and you not only won the series, you beat the brakes off them. I would've got on the podium, talked shit, cash money shit and would have been like, yo, this is what happens when you put us up against the wall. Our team rallied, you know, suspending one of my guys for some shit that I've seen other teams do to us. Blah. That's what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to get on a podium and and be the shield and talk crazy. NHL reps and NHL, y'all suspended us for this. This is egregious blah blah blah blah blah. You're supposed to make it a real story. Instead, the story is you got fined and lost a draft pick, which I mentioned before, your record sucked. So your draft picks are gonna be kinda high unless you win the championship. I doubt it. But unless you win the Right. I doubt it. But unless you win the championship, then your draft picks will be kinda fucking low. Or, yeah, low. But listen, I get it you're mad, but, like, what the fuck, They man? Wouldn't have a better story. Yeah. If you were to have gotten on the podium. Instead And be like, we rallied, we came together as a group. Then you'd have people cheer for you and be like, you know what, yeah, they did. Instead now, it's like, wow, they're kinda assholes to these people that are just trying to do their job at the end of And the they wonder why And you cost your your franchise money. Like it didn't come out of your pocket, it came out of Vegas pocket, out of the Knights pocket. So that player or that that staffing member or that, you know what I'm saying? Like that shit. And then on top of that, you cost yourself future you cost yourself a future pick. Dumbass. All because you weren't were mad after a win. Like and people always ask me like, why do you hate the knights so much? Exhibit fucking a. Actually like e or f. You're assholes. Yeah. Like you're one of the newest franchises in the fucking league and you act like you're fucking owed all this respect and all this fight because you were gifted a championship once and now you you think you're the best shit smoked man. Smoke some Anyway, thank you Brie, get out of my face. Back on to the NFL because you know the NFL just they can't stay out the news. They say fuck that friendly shit, we're gonna stay in the news. They released the schedule and I must say as a Packers fan, I'm excited. One, we don't have any international games. Thank God. I got the email that I'm gonna be working this season again. So I'm like, fuck yeah. Can we get a ticket? No. What the fuck are the person working for the Cowboys who can't get tickets? I get to be on the floor. Field. Whatever. I'm on it and you're not. That was mean. That was uncalled for. That was mean. That hurt my feelings. Yeah. It hurt my feelings. I'm not a cowboy fan, so I could give two shits. It's okay. But I will say Green Bay is in LA for Thanksgiving Eve. Planning on being there. They're in Tampa week like 13, so it's gonna be nice and warm out there or somewhat chilly, maybe a little rain. And then we have Christmas in Chicago. Oh, it's gonna be glorious. And honestly, it's not a lot of big traveling as far as like a lot a lot of traveling games are are at least for the packers. And don't get it twisted. We still have top five and toughest schedule according to last year's record and who we're facing. I mean, for fuck's sake, we're facing the rams in LA. Then we gotta face the Bears twice and then, you know, listen, the Lions listen. Listen. And we face the Cowboys in Green Bay though. Yep. In Green Bay. But yeah. So long story short, man. I'm excited that the this is exactly what the NFL loves to do is they do this little tidbit and have everybody talking for like a week and They do this every year. Yeah. Every year. It's like every time we get all excited, like literally there were leaks of the of the schedules coming out, leaks of this, leaks of that. And then the then the schedules drop and everybody acts like they never seen a schedule before. And it's like, oh my god. We gotta play them there. And I just went straight to like Ticketmaster and looked up flights and tickets and I was like, oh, okay. This looks pretty good. This looks oh, I think I can do this one too. Jake, thank you. So I will be in LA for Thanksgiving Eve cause I don't I don't do turkey day, honestly, because I don't eat turkey and I don't ask people to to do anything special for me because I don't feel like that Thanksgiving or, you know I'll be working on Thanksgiving. Well I chose that though. You'll be on the field though. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Right. So working. Jesus. Let me work. Let me work on the field and Green Bay though. But yeah, so I I just I'm happy about the schedule that came out. It's a lot of good games. There's a couple of certain like games that I would circle, for traveling and things like that and, the Bills come to Green Bay, Might go to that game. I'm really excited. There's a lot of good games coming. Let's go. Relax. Relax. It's not the season yet. It's not the season yet. And now, it's time for beer flight of the night. First up, we have Omagang Brewery. You sure it's not OMG series? No. It's it's Omagang. Omagang Brewery Omagang? Yes. It is Nomgang. It's so weird. Omagang Nomgang? Yeah. Alright. Well, there we go. It is a Belgian style blonde ale. The gnomes are freaking me out. I'm not gonna lie. This they whatever they did with these eyes are fucking creepy. It's because it's a collaboration with Schoof, which is a Belgium brewery and their logo is a gnome. Well, gnome freaks me out. Okay? The eyes are fucking creepy as hell. Okay? It's 9.5%. I can smell that. Yeah. It definitely gives the Belgian like quadruple, triple, like kind of that Yeah. Scent. I don't know. Jupel. Jupel. Like a French. I'm sorry. I don't know why I did that. They're not French. It's Belgian. So it's gonna be smooth, fruity, and a warming finish. Okay. Warm finish, can understand. Mhmm. Fruity, I ain't I don't hear no. Don't it's smooth though. I don't have any fruit taste in there. I got like more like nutmeg cinnamon. It's spicy. Yeah. Some spices. Spices in there. Yeah. That makes sense. Good though. Don't get it twisted. But you can tell it's nine and a half percent. That's that's not a crushable one. No. For not for me either. Alright. Next up, we have Marten House Brewing Company a la mode. It is a passion fruit and honey cream ale. These cans, man. I just these cans are They're really good. Yeah. I'm just making their Fucking amazing. It's a 10%. Jesus. Yep. Just lactose. So if you're lactose intolerant, don't do this one. I am not, somewhat. Okay. It's sweet with honey. I can definitely now I'll just say the lactose thing. I can smell the honey. Mhmm. But it almost smells like there's a hint of, like, vanilla, like, almost like a vanilla honey shake. Excuse me. Yeah. Lactose my ass. Wait. What? Lactose my ass is crazy. Lactose intolerant. Yeah. The lactose intolerant, that's great. Lactose my ass is crazy. Lactose my ass was crazy as hell. Listen. It's actually really good. Honey for sure. If you like honey, you'll love this. It is it does have a little bit of like it feels like it tastes like caramel almost. No? No? I don't know. I haven't had it. Oh. So I can't help you on this one. Mhmm. You gotta have some. Mhmm. Yeah. It gives me like the caramel candies and little Mhmm. What the fuck are those? Scotch candy squash scotch? The little things that like the grandparents Yeah. The little brown tan looking joints. Yeah. It gives me that vibe. Maybe a little bit of honey in the middle or something like that, but that's it doesn't it doesn't give me I don't I mean, smells a little vanilla ish, but it doesn't give me taste vanilla. That makes sense. Yeah. Well, good, because I never said vanilla. Well, you said lactose. It's not that doesn't mean it's vanilla. So what other flavor does lactose come in? Lactose is just like, kind of like milky. It's not So whatever flavor does milk come in without adding extra shit to it? Milk flavor? It's not vanilla. It's vanilla. It's definitely vanilla. Next up. Okay. Is Untitled Art Brewery. Is it brewery? Untitled Art Brewery? It Untitled Art is fine. Untitled Art fine. Untitled Art is. It is called Chocolate Cheesecake Stout. Or it is a chocolate cheesecake stout, and it is the artist of flavor. I don't know. Is that just their slogan? It's just their slogan. Untitled art, but they're artists of flavor. Okay. Alright. Well, listen. It's I'm gonna I'm gonna stop you. It's a imperial Stout. It's 10% rich cocoa, cream cheese, graham cracker, what you would think a cheesecake would taste like. So you smell the stouty coffee bean smell, but you can also smell I do smell graham cracker, cinnamon, like, you have that cinnamon and vod yeah. Okay. Alright. We'll see. Listen. Not bad. The coffee taste gives you it's on the back end, so the front end tastes like the the the cheesecake, if you will, with a little bit of little bit of chocolate, little bit of little bit of cocoa. But on the back end, you can definitely taste the coffee beans. Maybe I'm just becoming immune. Excuse me. I didn't mean to do all that slobbering in the mic. Maybe I'm becoming immune to the to the coffee beans, but it it's not that bad. Just coming around, folks. He said, no no no. Don't get it twisted. Don't get it twisted. Don't give me no coffee. But yeah. No. I it's actually as stout wise, I would stash that. I would I would keep that. It's a warm it's like a I mean, sorry, warm. It's a cold night kind of drink. Mhmm. Like we roast in marshmallow kind of drink. Thanksgiving kind of drink. Yeah. Yeah. Up, again with the Martin House. Marten House Brewing Company, I don't know. I just love their cans. They I told you all how I shop for how I shop for beers. I literally just look at the can and if the can looks cool, I'm fucking grabbing it and we'll just go from there. So this can is dope as hell. It's called Saint Rita. It is a margarita inspired sour with peach. Clearly, I don't read. Yeah. It's 8%. Oh. Wow. Some say syrupy, it's tart. And this is actually a line that they have. So they have a strawberry one, they have a mango one. So they have different versions. You know what's crazy? Is after the coffee, smelling that one, I smell all peach. Yeah. Like all peach. Peach is a very strong flavor. Yeah. I didn't I I guess I couldn't recognize it when I opened it. Yeah. I couldn't man. That is peachy. What a peach. So, bitter beer face, it's very sour for those that couldn't tell. The smell of peach is deceiving though. It Mhmm. It doesn't really give peach. It gives more salt on the rim. Oh. Yeah. Like like, it gives more salt and sour than it does peach. I'm hoping you know what? I'm gonna go find their I'm gonna go find their strawberry. Mhmm. Hopefully, the strawberry is different. Yeah. Or hopefully, any of their other fruit ones are different. Because margaritas usually this tastes like one of those margaritas where it's like a frozen margarita. It's just the house margarita bullshit and it's like and they just put salt on the rim. Yeah. Absolutely terrible. Yeah. That's sour as fuck. Alright. So beer of the night, it's gonna have to go to the Oma gang. I like this Belgian. This Belgian style, It's good. And now that I've tasted all the others, coming back. Still very smooth, very clean, still no fruit. But, you know, we're here. And that The The last oh, give me. I taste them. Give me gosh. I thought you was lactose intolerant. No. Oh. My bad. My bad. I was just pineapple and shit. Yeah. That's right. And that was the beer flight of the night and now it's time for beer goggles of the week. And listen, man. Yeah. See? Oh, yeah. See? Oh, my God. I wish I could get a camera on that face. What the hell? So salty. See? I wasn't tripping. Yeah. Oh my god. I wish we had a camera over there. Fuck. I knew I wasn't tripping. That is salty as hell. You don't taste no peach. Excuse me. That is that is that was salty. That it like, smelled it and I was like, yeah. Peach. And then I took a sip of it and I was like, oh. Not peach. Straight. Because then all I could think about was how I don't like margaritas with salt rims on them. Because every time I drink it, I just taste salt. So I always have to either do no rim or sugar. I'm telling you. But the second sip, I will say, was better because I knew what I was gonna expect. Okay. So That's valid. That's The second sip, I could taste the peach more. So you just had to go through the first bit Yeah. Of your move on. Yikes. Anyway. Yeah. I taste the peach more now afterwards. What? Oh, that's weird. I think it's your brain. My mind is playing tricks on That is quite literally a science thing. Now it's time for beer goggles. And first up, there's a lot of graduating going on and we have a lot of celebrating. You should be happy. You should be proud. But this young lady did something that I don't know. I'm I'm pretty sure she did it on purpose, but doing a drop kick celebration at a prestigious university is crazy. Absolutely crazy. And I hope she's okay. It looked like she was okay, but my god, this was crazy. In the loops. Sade Given, Summa Cum Laude. So that's called the death drop. There's an actual name for it. Sounded like it hurt. It's that shit was a thud. It's something that drag queens do. In their performance days. So straight. I'm sorry. Like RuPaul's Drag Race, that whole TV show, they do that a lot at the end of performance. So it's not like a drop kick. It's like an actual like So like you actually kick up and then you put one foot down and fall back onto your back. Why would you do that? Because it's Look at the reaction. People were like, oh my god. And then she got up and was like, I'm fine. Yeah. Maybe she was a dance major. You know what mean? I'm sorry. But She was cum what? You can still beat cum laude with a dance major. Okay. Alright. I didn't know that. My bad. Also, this a la mode, way too sweet. Yeah. I was gonna say it's very sweet. It's very sweet. That's why I didn't win tonight. But it was very sweet. But it was, I mean, you know. Next up, these three friends would put the Three Stooges, would make the Three Stooges very proud and put them to shame at the same time. Because how do you do this? How do you make this play worse? I mean, Larry, Curly, and Moe out of control over there bro. First off, the soccer ball hits the one guy walking over with double fisting. Loses one beer, pretty much loses the second. And then his friend thought it was hilarious in the middle And then the other friend tried to soccer kick the ball and missed it completely and kicked the middle guy's beer out of his hand. What the fuck is going on? I would have been so mad. We sharing that beer, motherfucker. You gonna give me that beer, fuck out of here. That's It makes crazy it better. Yeah. Like, It's from it's from the the lake. Salt No. Not Salt Lake. What is it? Swan Lake. It's like one of the major dances in ballet is that song. And you know, him kicking the beer, he was really going with music I if he didn't call don't know what the fuck he was doing, but that shit was crazy. That shit was crazy. And last but not least, man, the Packers are a great team and I'm all for team bonding. But shotgunning beers in the off season at the Luke Combs, I think it was, concert. Gotta be the drunkest shit I've ever seen. And the coach. What are we doing? First off, the players up there, Cooper, Tucker Kraft, I forget the I think I forgot the other guy's name but and then Matt LaFleur, the coach. But Tucker Kraft, if some of you don't know, tore an ACL with the same leg he just launched an empty beer can with. Bitch, sit down. Sorry. That was the inner fan coming out. Yeah. Like, yeah. You oh my god. It's just like why are we trying to fucking get hurt worse? Are we trying to just sit your drunk ass down? It's cool though. It's cool. And that was beer goggles of the week and now it's time for six pack of the week and this boat rower saved the day. And I call them a boat rower because I don't know what the fuck they're called. But this soccer ball kick save was amazing to save the day. The celebration pump fist pump was terrible. That celebration, yeah, was so terrible. Man. But listen, that save was that that kick was absolutely amazing. Like, he should be on somebody's soccer team somewhere. And this track star had an amazing save. Like, you're not supposed to recover from jumping over a hurdle and tripping like this, but she did it so gracefully. Someone get her on the mat in gymnastics immediately if she's not already on there. What a move. What a save. What I mean, she did that gracefully as hell. Oh my god. That was that was great. I'm not gonna lie. That was absolutely fantastic. She definitely should be in gymnastics if she's not. Next up, even though I hate them, I despise them, this goal has to give this goal has to give respect, man. This was this was fantastic. Between the legs, hard stop, faked out the goalie, left the defender. It's just the fucking nights though. I just fuck them. Motion. There's Mitch Marner. Look at the end of this goal. No. Not here. Right there. What a beautiful place, and he makes it count. And then Mitch Marner, look how low he is on that puck. Uses his body to defend Lacombe and just stays with it. I mean, that's an almost unstoppable goal here as he pulls it to the backhand. He's almost at the far post. And look at that. He tucks a rig. Bruh. He the way he did that between the legs with the stick and then, yo. And then hit the puck between his leg like a dribble almost like he was playing basketball. It was just it was just amazing. I can't front. I hate them but that was just that was absolutely amazing. And this tag by Branch was also amazing. All of you that aren't paying attention to the women's softball, tournaments, the college bat baseball tournaments, you should be. And this right here is why tagging someone's foot when your catcher throws an off the wall ass throw to catch someone trying to steal the base and swipe and hit the foot and get that out is just watch. Runner goes, throw off the mark as it snagged by Branch and the tag still apply. And the tag still applies. Great tag by Branch. I just I can't really I can't put into words. The replay showed it and he literally caught him on the foot as the guy sliding. Just what sense of awareness. Sense of awareness. And this catcher had a great sense of awareness by absolutely watching this play, which was supposed to just be a foul ball, just supposed to be a foul, just supposed to be, you know, no big deal. She watched that shit pop up and said, oh, I could get that and got it. Right now. Two two for Reed. Rise ball fouled back. Manny Fry slow to react. What a catch. What a catch. She like like you said was slow to react, thought it was out the, you know, out the park behind her and just said, oh, wait. No. I can get that. Jumped into the wall, caught it, and man. Man. And even though Detroit didn't win, this block deserves all the kudos from from us because this was crazy. You do not block. This is you don't block a basketball with two hands like this was a volleyball spike type of block. This shit was crazy. Holding on to his knee as well. Slow to get off the other one. Lewis Cruz knocked away. Thompson. Are you kidding me? Something in his shoes. Watch how he jumps up and pauses. Oh goodness. He could have grabbed it out of the air. Meanwhile, Durin has gone to the That's crazy. Absolutely crazy. And that was six pack of the week. And now, it's time for the Conversations at the Keg. And since it's down to the final four games or four, yeah, four games for both hockey and basketball, two and two, I decide I've seen something on TikTok, and I was like, man, who does have the best sports movies? And since it's their time, hockey or basketball, hockey and basketball, we're gonna see hockey or basketball. Best fucking movies. And I'm gonna tell you right now, I can tell I can tell you right now that Brie probably doesn't know half of these. How dare you. I know three. First of freaking all. Actually, know four. What? But I do need to preface this. 42 is still the best sports movie in my opinion. Mainly just because it's Chadwick Boseman and I love him. Okay. Valid. Thank you. But, I think I think Remember the Titans might have something to say about that? Never seen it. We've talked about this before. So one of these days, I'm just going to show up to Bree's job and put on all the sports movies I can On every single TV. On every single TV. And she will be forced to watch these movies because this is crazy. You've never seen Remember the Titans? No. The I think the only football movie that I've ever seen is the one with oh, what's her name? Where she goes, run the dang ball. What's her name? Blindside? Yeah. That one's the only one I've seen. Oh my god. What? That's not even a good one. I just really like her. I don't like the story because It was fake as fuck. It's fake as fuck. But I do love her. Next. And the fact that Tim McGraw played the dad. Sorry. Blindside is the only football movie you've watched that's crazy. Probably. Fuck. I probably know that. The program, there's so many great football movies. What's another one? The program, Any Given Sunday, fucking Saturday Night Lights? Friday Night Lights? Whatever. Saturday Night Lights. What are we doing? Papa Brie. I like baseball ones. Papa Brie, this is your assignment if you choose to accept. And he's not. I'll tell you right now. Tie her to a chair and make her watch fucking football movie classics until her eyes bleed. Bruh. Alright. Anyway. Hey. Hockey or basketball movie. This is gonna be unfair. Miracle versus Glory Road. Miracle. Miracle on Ice is just so good. This is one of the ones I do know. It's not Miracles on Ice, just Miracle. Oh, why not Miracle on Ice? That one's the better one. Miracle was the better one. Kurt what's his name? The chin. Oh my god. Why am I forgetting his name? Kurt Russell? No. No. Yeah. Kurt Russell. Yes. Kurt Russell. The chin. That's Miracle. Miracle on Ice is better. Alright. Do agree to disagree. But regardless of the fact, either one better than Glory Road. Mhmm. So we agree on that. Okay. Mighty Ducks Mhmm. Versus Space Jam. Space Jam. I love Mighty Ducks, I do. But Space Jam is just like. It's so nostalgic because I watched it as a kid and it was like one of my favorite movies as a kid. Looney Tunes was so good. Yeah. And low low bunny? Low low bunny alone. Let's just say that. This is hard for me. I put it there to to to make this kind of even because it was like, the rest of these, I don't think you're gonna know. And I was like, but The sequel of Mighty Ducks wasn't even that good. Watch your tongue, woman. I meant the TV show. Like the one on Disney. Oh, I was about to say d two was fire. No. The the TV show. I almost flipped this table over. Look. See, even the even the Even the ghost. Even the ghost got upset. Space Jam, man. It's just so funny. Yeah. Space Jam is up there. I just I I like All the characters, the side characters. I gotta give it yeah. I I give you that. Space Jam was absolutely phenomenal. Jordan's Space Jam, not LeBron's. Yeah. Was great. Mighty Ducks is great too. Don't get it twisted. It's top five hockey, maybe top three hockey movie of all time. And yeah. But it just it doesn't compete with Space Jam, unfortunately. Next up, Slap Shot versus Coach Carter. Okay. I have seen clips from both. I sent you this yesterday. I didn't have time to watch them. Okay. Girl has a job. Oh, sorry. Some of us don't get the weekend off, Ziggy. That's valid. I didn't used to get the weekends off. I had to work weekends too. I would say Coach Carter because I did watch at least half of it on a road trip once, and I did enjoy it. Alright, coach Carter. And it was the second half, so I saw the Yeah. Yeah. You saw these. Saw the end and shit. Yeah. Didn't see the kid. Who knows? Yeah. Coach Carter for me. Slapshot was I don't get the the It was funny. Like, the brothers were funny. Yeah. I just Slapshot's not that great of a movie. Like, I felt like It's like Hockey really doesn't get that many great movies. They don't get like Miracle on Ice was really good. But Yeah. Miracle, Miracle on Ice, Mighty Ducks, and then it's like it's like a really, like, it just falls off. Mhmm. And it's like, I searched for hours for hockey movies because I was like, damn, like, they ain't got no hockey movies? Like, yeah. There's really not that many great hockey They're like comedy hockey movies, not like gut wrenching hockey movies. Yeah. There's not a lot of dramas in hockey. Anyway, Goon versus Teen Wolf. Goon. Goon was funny. Have you seen it? I have. That was one of the ones I knew. Damn. I did not expect you to know Goon. I'm sorry, but you are dead fucking wrong, though. Teen Wolf. Because okay. The Teen Wolf I grew up with was, like, the TV show where they're actually, like, hate that. You grew up with that bullshit. It was a good show. What's his name? Dylan O'Brien was great. No. The the the star of Teen Wolf was also Back to the Future. Mhmm. Marty McFly. What's his fucking real name? I don't know. He has like the shaking the shakes. Fuck. What? Tourette's? No. No. No. It's oh my god. I can't remember this fucking guy's name. Anyway, Teen Wolf was a fucking classic and Goon was funny. Don't get me wrong. Michael j Fox. Michael j Fox. Thank you. And he asked what disease though? What disease? I hate to call it the shakes. That was crazy. Yeah. I was like, The shakes is crazy. Parkinson's. Barry. I'm not far off. You listen to this shit. Listen, I can't be the only one going to hell. I said Tourette's. Yeah. Was gonna say, yeah. So listen. But I do think Teen Wolf was a better movie. I think Teen Wolf is just a you gotta watch Teen Wolf. You have you you haven't seen Teen Wolf? No. You haven't seen Teen Wolf? I know the picture. Understand You gotta gotta watch that movie. It's a classic. Literally classic. Shout out to shout out to Michael J. My bad for forgetting your name and saying you have the shakes. My apologies. Yeah. How dare you? I wasn't far off. Less Boys, which is like l e s, like, so to say, supposed to say less boys. Had to look that up because I was like, the fuck is this? Couldn't have picked Ice Guardians from 2016. Nay nay. Picked one from I've never seen that movie. Oh, it's actually really good. Really? It's like a I saw it on the list. Documentary. I saw so I didn't I didn't wanna do that because I was like, that would open the flood gates of all the documentaries. Mhmm. Because like, if you wanna be real because the Miracle on Ice documentary that came in. If you wanna be real, basketball has way better documentaries out there. I don't watch that. Yeah. Then yeah. But it's I'm a true I'm documentary kinda girl. Oh my god. Anyway, Les Boys versus Above the Rim. I've seen neither. So I'm gonna go with Above the Rim. Did you look at the poster? No. Really? No. I probably actually know it. I should do that actually. Let me It's strange that you, of all people, picked above the rim over Les Boys because of who the people are on the on the cover. Oh, shit. You take it all back. Is it Trump? No. No. No. No. No. No. I'm saying that now. Hell yeah, bro. Yes. Yes. Yeah. I'm saying like Oh, I was so conscious. Yeah. Yeah. You're sub new. Like, they was like, yeah. No. We're going above the rim. I love the Waynes. Like that whole family. I love them. People don't even realize they were he was in that movie. That's so funny. But yeah, Above the Rim, even though it's so crazy that they don't realize Yeah. Two yeah. Okay. See, her subconscious noob. Mine Above the Rim, of course. Yeah. Like, I I Les Boys, I I'm not gonna lie. I had to I watched like the trailer Mhmm. And then I watched some of it and I kinda dozed off. And I was like, yeah. Okay. Above the rim wholeheartedly. My bad. I feel like baseball movies are better just in general. Yeah. Baseball movies baseball movies verse so originally, I saw the TikTok. I saw the TikTok. It was baseball versus football. Mhmm. I'll be honest, it brought to my attention that it's closer than a lot of people think. Mhmm. And, like, you may not like baseball, but you like baseball movies. Oh, they just have something about them. Yeah. Like like I forget what the one with the women is called. A League of Their Own. A League of Their Own. Oh my god. There's no crying in baseball. Come on, man. Like, you Baseball, you may not like to watch but has some absolute great fucking movies. Sandlot. Mhmm. Favorite movie. Favorite baseball movie of all time. Argue with your mama. But they put it against Little Giants and I almost fucking threw my phone. You were like, no. I was like, I don't wanna choose. It's a why choose moment. Yeah. Like, this is too good. And like, that's what so I I kinda copied, tried to keep it, you know, genre you know, obviously sport versus sport, but kinda the genre versus genre, like, because it'd be stupid to put goon against Space Jam. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like it's not that kind of movie. Teen Wolf was kind of a comedy slash, you know, eighties film kind of thing. Or was it night? No, was eighties. But like, yeah bro, baseball movies said what? You said even the second Goon movie was good. I hadn't seen it. Somebody else told me that too and I was I was looking at Somebody else said that. I tweeted about it and somebody tweeted me back and was like, you should watch Goon two. And I was like, oh, alright. Yeah. Sure. At first when I read Goon, my mind straight went to the Goony movie. And I was like, oh, yeah. And I was like, wait, that has nothing to do with any form of sports. But if we're looking if we're keeping tally Mhmm. Space Jam, Coach Carter, we're split on Team Wolf and Goon Mhmm. And Above the Rim. Three out of the five? Six. Okay. Well, I I picked Miracle first and then what was the next one? Yeah. Split on Space Jam. Oh, no. Yeah. And then yeah. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. We went three out of the five. Three out of five. Was like, that's not fair on that last one. I'm telling you there's not a lot of hockey movies, man. Like, Miracle, Miracle on Miracle on Ice. Okay. Essentially, it's the same fucking movie. Mhmm. Being honest. There's not a lot of shit else after that. Goon. Do you know Happy Gilmore is technically a hockey? Fuck no. Fuck no. It's just like saying Die Hard is a Christmas movie. I will argue argue you with you. I will argue you down. It is not. It is an action film that just so happens to have Christmas references in it or during Christmas. It is not a Christmas movie. Harry Potter is a Christmas movie. Go what? You know, have you ever have you read the books, the Harry Potter books? No. The reader hasn't read them? No. I I I didn't get into I actually didn't get into Harry Potter until the last movie came out. That's valid. So then I went and rewatched all the movies. And by that point, I was I was, like, more into Harry Potter out. Percy Jackson, that Harry Potter out. Yeah. So I was like, I don't feel like reading another long book. And now I'm into romance, so there's no fucking way I'm reading Harry Potter. So I'm gonna I took a class. Yes. I was in college for a little while. Mhmm. I took a English class, and we had a class about novels with innuendos that you don't even know. Mhmm. And they brought up Harry Potter. And I was like, no. It's about witches, wizards, and blah blah blah blah blah blah. Turns out, the author was homeless and I guess was watching, I don't know, whatever. Mhmm. Essentially, she, she never actually came out and said this, obviously, because it's a kids movie now and it's a big kid thing. But essentially, the kid, Harry Potter himself, is going through puberty, is what everybody is saying, and that his wand Mhmm. Is his dick. Yeah. The fuck? Yeah. It's weird. Harry Potter is ruined for me. That's disgusting. Why is he waving his wand at everybody? Lactose and ass and shit. I'm sorry. I couldn't help that. Oh my god. It's lactose my ass. Lactose my ass. Oh my god. That is definitely gonna be the name of the episode. Anyway, yeah. I just I thought that was so weird. And I I did read some of the chapters during the the class or whatever. Mhmm. And I was just like, bruh. I could see why people would say that. Yeah. And it's weird to me because there was a lot of like in the movies, because I did watch the movies. In the movies, there was a lot of scenarios where my mind went to, it's kinda gay. Like That's little weird. It's a little it's a little it's a little suspect. He suspicious? What was he what was he Kalamazoo and who's this little guy and why are they yeah. Why are you touching wands? Anyway, this this got weird. I'm just saying, bro. I've never that's why I like that's why I like a lot of had that one rat growing up and it ended up being a full grown man. No one else found that weird? No one else? Just me? Just me thought that was a little creepy? Alright. I What's his name? Draco's dad having beef with a 13 year old boy? No one else feeling that weird? I implore you not to let your kids watch this part of this episode. Oh my god. Anyway, this is beer thirty sports o'clock. And no, you cannot lactose my ass. This is a Stolen Water Media production.